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翻译&校对：william2568
让我看看你有多大的本事 Show me what you got!
来吧 伙计们 我能行的 Come on, guys! I can do this.
你伤不到我 Ha-ha, didn't hurt!
你根本不是我的对手 Ha-ha! You got nothin' on me, Bones!
嘿 我是最棒的 Hey! I'm the best!
我来抓你了 I'm goin' get ya now!
好的 我们开始行动 All right, let's do this thing.
你抓不住我的 You can't catch me!
你就知道跑 Yeah, run away!
- 别挡道 - 抓住你了 Get outta my way! Watch it!
小心点 Careful.
好险啊 That was close.
你就这点本事了么 Is that all you got?
嗨 小花 我说我会回来的 Hi, buddy. I told you I'd be back.
卡车来了 - The truck! - Whoo-hoo!
让开 手下败将 Out of my way, losers! Hey!
- 伙计们 来看看 - 哇 好酷哦 - Guys, check it out. - Wow, cool!
没错 是胜利卡车 Yes! The winner's truck.
就是今天了吗 It's happening today?
今天怎么了 What's happening today? Ugh.
你什么都不知道吗 费迪南 Don't you know anything, Ferdinand?
那辆卡车来了 If that truck's here,
就说明斗牛士来选公牛了 it means the matador's gonna pick a bull.
那他会选谁 Who do you think he's gonna pick?
当然是我老爸 Duh, my dad.
等我的牛角长出来 就会轮到我了 And when my horns come in, it'll be my turn.
人们从全国各地赶来 就为了看我 People will come from all over Spain
天下无敌瓦连特 just to see me, the great Valiente!
斗牛史上最勇猛的公牛 The fiercest bull of all time.
我要让斗牛士输得彻底 I'll take him down big time.
人对战公牛 Man versus bull.
场面好看吗 Will it be pretty? No.
不 场面壮观吗 那是肯定的 Will it be awesome? Heck yeah!
观众会为我疯狂 我会成为冠军 The crowd will go nuts, making me a champ.
等我赢了 我就会活的像国王一样 I'll spend the rest of my days living like a king.
别做梦了瓦连特 Dream on, Valiente.
将来斗牛士一定会选我 I'm the one who's getting selected.
我都开始练习我的胜利微笑了 I'm already working on my victory smile.
嘿 斗牛士来了 Hey, the matador's here!
哪儿 在哪 Where? Where? Oh, no.
噢不 我好想吐 我的妈呀 I feel sick. Oh, Mama.
- 斗牛士没有来 瓜波 - 什么 There's no matador, Guapo. What?
哈哈 你个胆小鬼 What a wimp.
别想了瓜波 他一定会选我 Forget it, Guapo. He's gonna pick me.
我是最快最难对付的公牛 I'm the fastest, baddest bull around.
我快起来他们根本看不清我来了 I'm so fast, they won't see me coming.
脆骨 Bones? Yeah?
永远不会选上你 You're never gonna get selected.
知道为什么吗 You wanna know why?
为什么 Why?
因为你浑身上下只有骨头 脆骨 'Cause you're a puny bag of bones, Bones.
你还好吗 You okay?
我才不用你管 怪胎 I don't need your help, weirdo.
我很好 I'm fine!
小心点 Careful.
那是什么 费迪南 Oh, what do you got there, Ferdinand?
- 没什么 Uh, nothing.
- 噢 没什么 "Uh, nothing."
嘿 你们为什么不继续练习肌肉呢 Hey! Don't you guys have some more headbutting to do?
不 还有更好玩的 Nah, this is way more fun.
你们说他是不是傻 Can you believe this guy?
斗牛士都要来选拔公牛了 The matador is gonna pick a bull...
他却只顾这朵可怜的小花 and all he's worried about is a dumb flower.
你别动它 瓦连特 Cut it out, Valiente!
凭什么 Make me.
打 打 打 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
我不会和你打的 瓦连特 I'm not gonna fight you, Valiente.
- 哦 爱花的牛害怕了 Aw, flower bull is scared.
- 我没有害怕 I'm not scared.
那就来啊 公牛就是要斗的 Then fight. That's what bulls do.
随便你怎么打我 只要别伤害我的花 You can hit me if you want, but leave the flower alone.
你就打算让他打吗 You're just gonna let him smack ya?
什么 那有什么好玩的 What? Where's the fun in that?
算了吧 Whatever.
护着你的臭花吧 Have your stupid flower.
大公牛要进场了 The big bulls are going in.
祝我好运 儿子 Wish me luck, Ferdinand.
好运 老爸 Good luck, Dad.
加油 爸 Go get 'em, Dad!
大家快过来 到那边去看 Come on, guys, let's see 'em over here.
你给我让开 Out of my way!
加油 Go, bulls!
- 斗牛士在那 他要开始选了 It's the matador. He's gonna pick!
- 我好紧张 我感觉我要吐了 I feel sick. I think I'm gonna hurl.
- 下次一定能赢 老爸 You'll get 'em next time, Dad.
- 谁问你了 Who asked you?
你看什么看 What are you looking at?
费迪南 哈哈 Ferdinand!
儿子你在这啊 Ah, there you are!
他选择了我 你敢信吗 He picked me. Can you believe it?
你老爸即将去斗牛场一战成名 Your dad is gonna fight for glory in the ring.
- 非去不可吗 You really have to go?
- 毫无疑问 我必须去 我说费迪南 Yeah, of course I have to go. Come on, Ferd.
这是所有公牛的梦想 This is what every bull dreams of, right?
大概吧 I guess.
如果我的梦想不是这个呢 Is it okay if it's not my dream?
这个嘛 Well, uh...
听着 儿子 你现在还太小 Look, Ferd, you're still a kid, you know.
等你长大了 你的梦想会改变的 When you grow up, your dreams are gonna change.
一切都会发生改变 Everything's gonna change.
我跟你说 I'll tell you one thing that's gonna change...
你会变得比老爸还要高大强壮 you're gonna be bigger and tougher than your old man,
- 这是肯定的 that's for sure.
- 不会吧 - 当然会 No way. Yes way.
然后 Yeah. And then you'll see...
你就会想你要进斗牛场 you're gonna get in that ring
你要成为冠军 and you are gonna be the champ.
我不战斗能不能当冠军 Can I be a champ without fighting maybe?
噢费迪南 Oh, Ferdinand.
我也希望世界能如此善待你 I really wish the world worked like that for you,
真的如此 I do.
但是现实就是 世界不是这样的 But that's just not how it is for us.
你明白吗 You understand?
好了 该走了 Okay, it's time.
- 你会回来的吧 老爸 You're gonna come back, right?
- 什么 斗牛士不可能赢我的好吗 What? That matador doesn't stand a chance, okay?
- 好的 Okay.
- 等我赢了我就会回来 And after I win, I'm coming back here,
把一切本领都交给你 and I'm gonna show you all my moves.
包括 秘密绝招 Even my secret ones.
老爸 Dad!
老爸 Dad.
我早说了 I called it.
他爸心太软 That bull was soft.
心软的家伙注定会失败 And the soft ones always go down.
你别给我丢脸 You better bull up.
噢嘿 你在那里干什么 Oh, hey, what are you doing out here?
来 快来 回去 Come on. Get back, get back.
快回去 回牛棚 Come back to the stall.
快点 小家伙 Come on, little guy.
一头小牛 快拦住他 A calf is out! Get him!
喂 你要去哪 给我回来 Get him!
没事啦 It's okay.
嘘 没事啦 Shh. It's okay.
嗨你好 Hi, there.
不用怕 小可爱 Don't be afraid, little big guy.
你喜欢花吗 You like flowers?
我会把你照顾好的 I'll take good care of you.
快来 Come on.
这儿就是你的家了 This is your home now.
去啊 别怕 Go on. It's okay.
好了 到你了 Okay, your turn.
谁是我的小可爱 Who's my good boy? You're my good boy.
嘿 我以为我才是呢 Hey, I thought I was the good boy.
晚安 费迪南 Good night, Ferdinand.
费迪南 Ferdinand!
晚安 费迪南 Good night, Ferdinand.
阿贺 天亮了快起床 Jorge, rise and shine, buddy.
醒醒啦阿贺 快起床我们走 Come on, Jorge, wake up! Let's go!
这才像话嘛 Music to my ears.
今天一定有好事 Ah, it's gonna be a good one.
我的角已经感觉到了 Oh, I can feel it in my horns.
嘿 派哥 Hey, Paco!
派哥 Paco!
想我了吗 嘿嘿嘿 早啊 Pac-attack. Hey, dawg.
- 你也激动的睡不着了吗 You stoked about the big day?
- 激动 你什么时候见我激动过 Stoked? Have you ever seen me stoked?
- 听着 有个坏消息 Look, I've got some bad news.
- 打住 别再说了 Gonna stop you right there.
今天我不想听坏消息 No bad news allowed
今天 是我最爱的鲜花节 'cause today is Flower Festival day.
一年中最棒的日子 Only the greatest day of the year.
好吧 就是这件事 Okay, that's the thing.
今年... 先别说了 This year... Hold that thought.
嘿 玛利亚 想不想 Hey, Maria. You ready to put
活动下翅膀 those wings to work?
嘿嘿嘿 我刚把他们赶回去 Hey, hey, hey. I just finished herding those chickens.
发射 Launch.
玛利亚 Maria?
噢不 玛利亚 Oh, no. Maria?
真是可喜可贺啊 Congratulations. Maria!
你把玛利亚送上了太阳 You shot Maria into the sun.
好样的玛利亚 Oh, way to go, Maria.
谁说小鸡就不会飞 Who says a chicken can't fly?
这是自然的规律 我也说过 Uh, the laws of nature say it. I say it.
鸡就是鸡 又来了 Chickens are chickens. Here we go.
- 狗就是狗 - 牛就是牛 Dogs are dogs, and... Bulls are bulls.
- 对 这才是常态 Yeah. Right. Normal.
嘿 我要是一般的牛 Hey, if was a normal bull,
就不会来这里了 I would have never found this farm.
- 也没有你这个兄弟 And we wouldn't be brothers.
- 狗和牛又不是一个妈生的 A dog and a bull can't be brothers.
是兄弟才怪呢 That would be weird.
是吗 Really?
那我叫你兄弟的时候 Then why does your tail wag
你摇尾巴干嘛 好兄弟 when I call you brother, Brother?
喂 嘿 别摇了 - Hey. Stop that. - Hah!
- 看来奇怪变成了常态 Looks like weird is the new normal, buddy.
走吧 去晚了他们就不带我们去了 Come on, before everybody takes off without us.
- 费迪南 等等 Ferdinand, wait!
我正想跟你说这件事呢 This is what I've been trying to tell you.
你们来了 There you are.
可以出发了吗 You ready to go?
听我说妮娜 I'm sorry, Nina.
今年我们不能带费迪南去镇上了 Ferdinand can't come to the festival this year.
可是他每年都去了呀 But he goes with us every year.
- 我知道 但是 他已经不是一头小牛了 I know, but he is not a little calf anymore.
那我也不去了 Then I won't go either.
听着宝贝儿 这也是为了他好 Listen, honey. It's for his own good.
- 可是爸爸 他只是费迪南而已 But, Dad. It's just Ferdinand.
但是出了这座农场 But outside this farm,
别人不会像我们这样想 they don't know him like we do.
对不起了小可爱 Sorry, little big guy.
我一定会把镇上最美的花带回来给你 I'll bring you back the prettiest bouquet in town.
好吗 Okay?
嘿 振作点哥们 Hey, cheer up, buddy!
花看多了都一样 Flowers are overrated anyway!
给钱我都不想去看那什么节 Hah, you couldn't pay me to go to that festival.
- 我们可以带上派哥 多可爱 Hey. Why don't we bring Paco? Fun, right?
好吧 I guess.
我真是一点兴趣也没有 一点也不想去 I am not stoked about this. Not stoked at all.
我真是想不通 This doesn't make any sense.
我已经不是小牛了 那又怎么样 I'm not a little calf anymore, so what?
我成了大可爱 More of me to love.
再说了 我长的大 就能帮大忙 And besides, bigger bull, bigger helper.
我要去 I'm going.
不不不 No. No, no. Juan said no.
既然说了我不能去 那我就不去吧 Juan said no, I'm not going. It's settled.
但是如果我不在妮娜会很无聊的 But Nina will be miserable without me.
她需要我 She needs me.
我还是应该去 可我不能去 Ah... But I need to go, but I need to stay.
去不去 And go. Stay. Go.
怎么办 What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
怎么办 What do I do?
如果我数到3 这个橙子还没有掉下来 If that orange doesn't fall by the time I count to three,
我就去 I'm going.
一 One...
如果我数到三 If that rock is still there
这块石头还在那 by the time I...
你要那石头干什么 What could you possibly need that for?
好吧 Okay.
如果我数到10 If that egg doesn't hatch
小鸡还没有孵出来 我就去 by the time I count to ten, I'm going.
一 One...
二三四五六 Two, three, four, five, six,
七八九十 seven, eight, nine, ten.
小鸡还没出来 我最爱的鲜花节 立刻出发 Whew! Didn't hatch. Flower Festival, here I come!
嘿 你把车忘了 那我把它放在这了 Hey! You forgot your bike. I'll leave it right here.
哇哦 还有这么高级的玩法 This is some next level stuff.
他真奇怪 Huh. That was odd.
你不喜欢这个气球吗 乖乖乖 宝宝 You don't like the little piggy balloon?
我们不哭了 换一个气球好么 We'll get you another balloon, okay?
多谢了先生 Gracias, señor.
我不跟你抢 All yours, little guy.
费迪南 你不应该来这 Ferdinand. You shouldn't be here.
妮娜 Nina!
他终于表现出一副牛样了 Oh. Now he acts like a bull?
我们这里出事了 We have a situation here.
不要怕 不要怕 他不会伤人的 It's okay. It's okay. He won't hurt anyone.
我的孩子 猛兽抢走了我的孩子 My baby. The beast got my baby.
猛兽 在哪 A beast? Where?
我来接住你 小宝贝儿 I'm coming, little baby.
让开让开 Out of the way!
接住了 Got you.
天哪 一头猛兽 He's a monster.
走开 可恶的猛兽 Keep him away. Stay away, scary beast.
- 费迪南 - 派哥 Ferdinand! Paco!
他们说我是猛兽 They think I'm the beast.
你有多久没照镜子了 Have you looked in a mirror lately?
快回农场去 我拖住他们 Get back to the farm. I'll hold them off.
嘿 别走 我跟你们没完 Hey, I'm not done with you people.
走这边 Let's go this way.
糟了 Oh, no.
好吧 Okay.
我很...瘦 Think thin.
轻点踩 Step light.
我是一片羽毛 You are a feather.
一片2000磅重的羽毛 A 2,000-pound feather.
要慢 Slow...
他在那 There he is!
现金还是刷卡 Cash or credit?
说真的 没有这个必要 No! This is not necessary.
你们用不着这样 You don't have to do this.
这完全是个意外 - It was an accident. - Ferdinand!
住手 别伤着他 Stop! You're hurting him.
妮娜 Nina!
不 No!
停下 不不不 Stop! No, no, no.
- 往后靠 - 让他回去吧 Stay back. Stay back. Please. Let me take him home.
他很温顺 He's gentle. Gentle?
温顺 他是一头野牛 瞧他干的好事 He's a wild animal. Look what he's done.
我们必须把他带走 孩子 We have to take him away, honey.
莫老板 Señor Moreno.
我们手上有个新东西 I think I have something you need to see.
不 -等等 妮娜 妮娜 No! Wait. Nina. Nina!
停下 求你了 Stop! Please!
费迪南 Ferdinand!
妮娜 Nina!
费迪南 Ferdinand.
费迪南 Ferdinand!
费迪南 Ferdinand.
不 No!
不不不 不要回来 Oh, no. No, not back here. No, no, no.
不不不 怎么能这样 This can't be happening.
得赶快出去 I need to get outta here.
快停车 Stop the truck! Stop the truck!
你们搞错了 快停车 There's been a mistake. Stop!
- 他都要把车厢给撞开了 Oy! He's going to tear that truck apart.
- 我早跟你说过 莫老板 What did I tell you, Señor Moreno?
这头特猛 He's a beast.
去把山羊牵来 Get the calming goat.
山羊在哪 Where is the calming goat?
去把山羊牵来 Get the calming goat.
我的天 Ow! Ow! Jeez Louise!
如此对待本小姐 没轻没重 真是没教养 Real classy, guys. Way to treat a lady.
你是谁 Who's that?
嘿大块头 我叫卢佩 Hey, big guy. Name's Lupe.
来让你安静下来 I'm going to be your calming goat.
让我安静下来 - 没错 My calming goat? That's right.
我来这安定你的情绪 I'm here to soothe you now.
免得你到处乱撞 So you can maim and gore things later.
首先 我们来先做一组深呼吸 Let's try some deep relaxing breaths.
吸 呼 吸 呼 In. Out.
- 你是在添乱 You're not helping.
- 添乱的是你吧 Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you're not helping.
你想过这一点吗 You ever think of that? No.
因为你们从来不愿意 Because no one ever wants to help
配合臭山羊的安抚工作 不是吗 the stinking calming goat, right?
好了 现在我还得克制自己的情绪 Okay, now I got to calm myself down.
吸 呼 吸 呼 In. Out.
- 我要从这里出去 I need to get out! In. Out.
噢 真是一头猛牛 Whoa! He is a monster.
好像有东西扎我的肚子 I think I fell on something sharp.
什么 -让开 Move! What?
噢 对不起 真抱歉 噢 Oh, sorry about that. So sorry. So sorry.
快起来 Here you go. Here you go.
看着点 小混蛋 差点把老.... Watch it, buster. You could have ki...
我的个老天爷啊 你的个头也太大了 Holy beefaroni! You're ginormous!
听着 你叫卢佩对吗 Listen. It's Lupe, right?
其实我来这儿是一场误会 There's been a huge misunderstanding.
我要你帮帮我 I really need your help here.
你先打住 你想要 我帮你？ Well, well, hold the phone. You want my help?
对 我会万分感谢的 Yeah! That would be amazing.
在我从不随遇而安的一生中 I've been waiting for this moment
我一直在等这一刻 老板 my whole flea-bitten, tin-chewing life, mister!
是吗 You have?
-是的 没错 Oh, yes, I have!
哈哈哈 是的 没错 Yes, I have.
实话告诉你 Believe it or not,
我不是特别擅长安抚别人 I'm not the world's best calming goat.
的确如此 No...
我的真实愿望是当一名教练 My true destiny is to be a coach.
好吧 Okay...
瞧瞧这胸大肌 Whoo! Look at those pecs.
就好像有两头小牛宝宝撑起了你的胸脯 It's like two little baby bulls inside of a bull.
再来看一看你的腹肌 Moving on down the flank.
腹肌很不错 这样的腹肌可以打A+ Flank looks good. A- plus on the flank.
妈妈很满意 妈妈很喜欢 Mama like that. Mama like that. Whew.
反应太慢了 这个我们得训练 Terrible reflexes. We gotta work on that.
- 嘿 你在说什么呢 训练什么 What are you talking about? Work on what? Whoa!
训练你成为一头优秀的斗牛 朋友 Getting you ready for the bullfighting ring, my friend.
- 朋友 你来不就是为了这个 That's why you're here, right?
- 不不不 听着 我真的要回家了 No! Listen, I really need to get back home.
这就是你的家 你来了 This is your home. You made it.
有了你天生的体格加上我专业的辅导 With your raw talent and my coaching expertise...
我们就能一起从不好变成最好 we're going from hola to olé in a day!
不 那是不可能的 No, that is not gonna happen.
- 不 你就不要再谦虚了 Oh. Stop it with the modesty.
- 那天毁了整个村子的牛不是你是谁 - You're the bull who destroyed a whole village, right?
- 不是 那是个意外 Wrong! It was an accident.
- 你真的吃了孩子？ And did you really eat a baby?
你以为我吃了个孩子吗 You think I ate a baby?
- 你没否认 有意思 Not denying it. Interesting.
我否认 我完全否认 Denying it! Definitely denying it.
你壮的像堵墙 我要去见他们 Whoo! He's a brick, uh, house
- 保证惊的他们尿一地 I can't wait to show you off to the rest of the guys.
能给土地施肥呢 They're going to fertilize the yard.
- 不不不 你等等 No, no, no. Lupe, wait.
真的没有必要 You really don't have to...
嘿 伙计们 晚上好啊 Hey, guys. How ya doing?
卢佩驾到 Lupe in the house.
滚开 你这个衰羊 You suck, Lupe!
- 是吗 我以前是衰 现在时来运转了 Oh, yeah? I used to suck, but not anymore.
我来给你们介绍一下新成员 Let me introduce you to the new guy.
就是这位猛牛 我是他的教练 He's a monster and I'm his coach.
我要提醒各位 And did I mention
他还是我最亲近的铁哥们 that he is my closest and dearest BFF...
你叫什么名字来着 What did you say your name was?
费迪南 是你吗 Ferdinand? Is that you?
嘿 他才不叫这么蠢的名字 Hey! That is a ridiculous name.
告诉他们你的大名 Tell him your real name, killer.
对 就是我 费迪南 Yeah, it's me, Ferdinand.
好久不见 Hey, guys.
- 你说什么 你认识这些笨蛋 Wait a minute. You know these chumps?
真是你小子 Whoo! Little Ferdinand.
你长得还真凶猛 You've had a growth spurt.
我有点小后悔 当年我老叫你怪胎 Suddenly I regret every time I called you weirdo.
- 别紧张 都过去了 没关系 Don't sweat it, Bones. We're good.
我的天哪 你这些年吃什么长大的 My gosh! What have they been feeding you?
- 嘿 瓜波 Oh, hey. Guapo?
就是我 That's right. The one and only.
我就知道 Ah, I get it.
你回来找我们是为了耀武扬威吗 You try to come back here and intimidate us?
那我就实话告诉你 'Cause let me tell you something.
我才不怕你 你不过是比我长的稍微...长了一点 I am not intimidated by your freakish hugeness!
噢 我的妈呀 Oh, mama.
我管你是谁 I don't know you...
反正我是绝对不会怕的 你个穷酸乡巴佬 but I'm not scared of ya, you sorry sack of meat.
爷爷的鼻子都被你熏坏了 You're an affront to my nostrils.
安格斯 你正对着他的屁股 Angus, you're talking to his butt.
我不想听你这个一身跳蚤的邋遢羊说话 I will not take any lip from the flea-bitten likes of you,
你个臭羊 you wee goat.
哈哈哈 现在 你对着我的屁股呢 Now you're talking to my butt.
滚开 我再也不想看到你们两个傻帽了 Aah! Go and boil your head, ya bunch of bampos.
我要走了 I'm away.
我走以后来了不少新面孔 Uh, a few new faces around here since I left, huh?
你好 马金娜 你好 Hello, Maquina. Hi!
他出生在实验室 一头怪牛 He was created in a lab. A Franken-bull.
不会说话 没有感情 Says nothing, feels nothing.
你看起来真有趣 You seem fun.
- 看这羊把谁给带来了 Look what the goat dragged in.
嗨 瓦哥 Hey, Val.
瓦连特 Valiente?
他还记得我 真感动 He remembers. Oh, I'm touched.
- 没看到你在这 Oh. Didn't see you there, Bones.
- 什么叫你没看到我 哦我懂了 What do you mean you didn't see me? Oh, I get it.
因为我很瘦 'Cause I'm small.
知道这叫什么吗 身材歧视 You know what you are? A sizeist.
看来有些事永远不会变 Guess some things never change.
瞧瞧你 长成大牛了 Look at you. All grown up.
当年你夹着尾巴从这逃出去后 When you ran away with your tail between your legs...
就没想过还能见到你 I never thought I'd see you back here.
我也是这么想的 That makes two of us.
我懂了 Nah, I get it.
你以为长的又高又壮 Now that you're a big tough guy,
就比我厉害了 you think you're better than me.
- 什么 - 你错了 瓦连特 What? Correction, Valerie.
事实上他的确比你厉害多了 Actually, he knows he's better than you.
你说是吧 费哥 Ain't that right, F-Bomb?
- 我没那样说 I didn't say that.
你的眼神出卖了你 You said it with your eyes.
我欢迎你回来 Well, I'm glad you're back.
真的吗 You are? Oh, yeah.
是的 这儿总算来了一头真正的斗牛 Good to have a real bull around here for once.
只有等我把你打败了 It'll make me look even better
才能显示出我真正的实力 when I beat you to a pulp inside the ring.
欢迎回来 费迪南 Welcome back, Ferdinand.
哇 他看你不顺眼 太过分了 Wow. He really hates you. That was insane.
他们都讨厌我 They all hate me.
他们是讨厌你 也讨厌我 Yeah, they hate you. They hate me.
谁也瞧不起谁 互相讨厌 They hate each other. A lot of hate.
如果你在意这个恐怕已经愁死了 It crushes your soul if you let yourself think about it.
对了 Oh, well.
来吧伙计 我带你去看看你的房间 Come on, pal. Let me show you your new digs.
就是这间 This is the one. Ooh.
把你的大屁股缩一缩 Get that big butt in there.
好重 进去 Oh, that's heavy. Get in!
很舒适吧 Ow! Isn't this great?
比我想象中的小 It's smaller than I remember.
- 你不满意 Oh, you don't like it?
知道我住哪吗 水桶 You know where I live? A bucket.
就是这个 And there it is.
我擅自把我的房子搬进来了 Took the liberty of moving my stuff in,
希望你不介意 hope you don't mind.
等等 我知道这儿还缺点什么 Wait! I know what our place needs.
一点...小装饰 Little feminine touch.
算我送你的一个小礼物 A little something from me to you.
不好意思 Excusez-moi.
晚上吃的稍微有点多 Little bit of regurgitation.
晚安兄弟 不要被臭虫咬醒了 Nighty-night, bestie. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
我是说真的 这儿有臭虫 No, seriously, there are bed bugs
而且特别凶 and they are vicious.
哇 这儿臭虫果然凶 Wow. You weren't kidding about the bugs.
他发现了 都别动 He saw us. Stay still!
怎么不走了 Hey! Why would you stop?
得赶紧想个办法 Go back. We have to do something.
那好 那还是用老办法 All right, let's do it old school.
你们是来偷东西的吗 Um... Are you trying to steal my stuff?
不 我们绝不会做那种事 Oh, no. We'd never do something like that.
绝对不会 您这是对我们的侮辱 Nope. Not us. You have offended us, sir!
对不起 小家伙们 我很惭愧 I'm sorry, little guys. I feel terrible.
可别上当了 费迪南 Ow! Don't fall for it, Ferd.
他们是可恶的黄鼠狼 They're filthy weasels.
嘿 不是可恶的黄鼠狼 Hey! We're not filthy weasels.
是可恶的小刺猬 We're filthy hedgehogs.
她是故意这么说的 She knows what we are.
贼眉鼠眼的小偷 Yeah. Beady-eyed, little thieves.
我们不是小偷 我们自食其力 We're not thieves. We're survivors.
蜷成球 Balls!
快走 Let's roll!
等等 那花 No, wait! Hold on! The flower!
请不要吃掉我们 Please don't chew on us!
这可是我最不想要的死法 My greatest fear is death by chew.
退后 来呀 Step back, beast! Come on.
想打架吗 我跟你拼了 You wanna dance? Let's dance. Oh, hey!
别惹我发火 Don't tempt me, pinecone.
别吵了 Will you stop? Eat quills!
还有你 我不会吃你们的 And you, I'm not eating anyone.
等等 停手 Ha! Wait, wait. Hold on.
你和其他笨牛不一样吗 You're not like the other meatheads, are you?
别被骗了 姐姐 Don't be fooled, sister.
你以为他们为什么叫斗牛 Where do you think the word bully comes from, hmm?
他们就是好斗 It ain't from chickens!
不不 瞧瞧他 他温柔又可爱 No, no. Look at him! He's soft and sweet.
又不像黄牛 Like butter.
谢谢...夸奖 Thanks. I think.
自我介绍一下 我是小春 Let's start over. I'm Una.
我是小夏 I'm Dos.
我是小冬 And I'm Cuatro.
那小秋呢 Oh. What happened to Tres?
我们不愿提起他 We do not speak of Tres.
哦 Oh.
对不起 Sorry.
那个 吃的可以送给你们 Look, you can take the food if you want.
我不饿的 I'm not hungry.
是么 Oh, really?
那我就不客气了 Whoo-hoo! You don't have to tell me twice.
不不不 把花放下 Ah-bup-bup-bup. The flower stays.
再见 下次 Good-bye. For now.
我送你们一程 Let me give you a boost.
谢谢你 Oh, thank you!
我信不过他 噢 好好 Nah, I don't know. Ow! Okay, fine.
顺风车 Ooh! Free ride!
很高兴认识你 Great to meet you!
多善良的牛啊 What a nice bull.
是的 Oh, yeah.
这笨蛋在这儿撑不过一天的 Sucker won't survive a day in this place.
我一定要回家 I gotta get back home.
好了 我要回家了 Get back. Get back! Ow, ow, ow. Get back!
我的牙在哪 Where are my teeth?
好了 我要回家了 All right, I'm going home!
我要回... I'm going...
要命啊 好疼 Holy cow, that hurt.
火辣辣的 Face is on fire.
克劳斯 格雷塔 看啊 Klaus, Greta, look!
瞧啊 Looks like somebody
有头牛竟然想翻过栅栏 wants to come to our side of the fence.
他还不知道规矩呢 Silly moo-moo. He doesn't know the rules.
嘿 你们能帮帮我吗 Hey, can you guys help me out?
怎么过去你们那边 How do I get to the other side?
怎么才能到我们这边 Hmm. How do you get to the other side?
让我好好思考一下这个问题 Oh, let me ponder this question a little bit.
让我剧透一下 不可能的 Spoiler alert! You don't!
来击个掌 克劳斯 格雷塔 Hoof bump. Hoof bump, Klaus. Hoof bump, Greta.
瞧啊 这边是我们骏马的生活区 See, this is the beautiful horsey side.
那边 And that
是你们臭牛的窝 is the stinky bull side. Yeah.
英俊的马儿待在这边 Beautiful horsies stay here,
臭牛待在那边 and you ugly beasts stay there.
你就别做梦过来我们这边了 Don't even think of coming over to our side.
不然我们就要喊人了 Or we'll alert the humans.
对 对 Yeah.
谁叫你是牛呢 Sucks to be you.
谁都别妄想过来 休想 There is no escape. Nothing gets past us.
休想 Never ever never.
休想 Never ever, ever, ever.
我们后脑勺 We have eyes
长了眼睛呢 - on the back of our heads. - Yeah.
还有着小猫的鼻子 The nose of a kitten.
像猴子一样敏捷 The flexibility of a monkey.
耳朵像长毛犬一样 Ears like that of a cocker spaniel.
说得好 Good one.
快走吧臭东西 Shoo! Shoo, shoo! Go on, stinky one.
记得保持丑陋的微笑哦 Have a nice day smelling terrible.
说的好 Yeah.
我打赌他爸妈肯定都很丑 I bet his parents weren't even related.
人类真狠 Wow. People around here are pigs. Aah!
啊 沙丁鱼罐头 Aah! Sardine can!
走味了 Oh, that turned.
斗牛大师来了 El Primero is coming.
斗牛大师来了 El Primero is coming. Come on!
斗牛大师来了? What? El Primero is coming here?
斗牛大师？斗牛大师 El Primero? El Primero!
斗牛大师 El Primero! Oh. Here?
斗牛大师 El Primero!
斗牛大师 El Primero! El Primero!
斗牛大师 El Primero! What?
斗牛大师 El Primero. El Primero. Ow, ow, ow.
斗牛大师 El Primero.
噢 对不起 Oh! Hey. Uh, sorry about that.
斗牛大师 El Primero.
谁啊 Who?
斗牛大师驾到 Big P is in the house!
西班牙有很多斗牛士 There are many great bullfighters in Spain...
但是只有一个斗牛大师 but there is only one El Primero.
能行的 能行的 You got this, Guap. You got this. You got this.
嘿瓜波 别有压力 Hey, Guapo. No pressure.
我的妈呀 Oh, mama!
别让那个家伙扰乱你的心态 Don't let that jerk get in your head, Guap.
在哪 在哪 Where is he? Show me!
给我一个正确的方向 Point me in the right direction.
我也要看看 Excuse me. Goat coming through.
斗牛大师 El Primero.
斗牛大师 我爱你 El Primero! Love you, man.
斗牛大师 欢迎 欢迎光临斗牛之家 El Primero, señor! Welcome to Casa del Toro.
您能屈尊前来 What an honor to have you here
我们深感荣幸 太光荣了 at my humble home. Es un honor.
我不握手 我的双手是职业工具 I do not shake. My hands are my instruments.
还有胳膊 双腿 胸膛 还有... As are my arms, legs, chest, feet.
臀部 明白吗 And buttocks.
当然了 先生 ¿Comprende?
我今天来要选一头牛 Uh... Of course, señor.
一头 I am here to select a bull.
- 一头？ ¡Uno! One?
- 我的最后一战 一头牛 My final fight. One bull.
最猛的牛 配最好的斗牛士 The best bull. Against the best bullfighter.
最猛的 No, of course. The best...
配最好的 for the best.
-是的 我明白 Sí. I understand. But we have...
-最好的对战最猛的 The best against the best. No, we will...
看谁会赢会赢会赢 To see who's the best-est-est-est.
- 我这来了一头新的公牛 我想完全符合您的要求 I have a new bull. I think will be perfect for you.
住嘴 Zip!
只有我才知道哪头牛最好 Only El Primero knows who is the best.
抱歉 我并不想冒犯你 Sorry. I meant no disrespect.
可是 我还是感觉你冒犯我了 And yet, I felt disrespected.
好 这里最好的房间是哪一间 Now, what is the best bedroom in the house?
我的那一间吧 Mine, I suppose.
我住你那间 I'll take that one.
牛准备好了就通知我 Let me know when the bulls are ready.
快把牛都赶出来给他挑 Get the bulls ready for Señor Primero.
快点 快点快点 Vamos! Vamos!
好了 听着费迪南 Okay, listen up, F-Train.
我有三十秒时间 I've got exactly 30 seconds
教会你所有关于斗牛的规则 to teach you everything about bullfighting.
第一条 别被撞倒 Number one. Don't get hit.
第二条 撞倒所有会动的 Number two. Destroy anything that moves.
第三条 And number three...
没有了 没有那么复杂 Actually, that's it. It's not that complicated.
说真的 卢佩 Oh, trust me, Lupe.
我不适合这个 - 放松伙计 This is not for me. Relax, buddy.
保证可以的 It's a slam dunk!
斗牛大师只要看到 El Primero is going to take one look
你庞大又帅气的身躯 at your big beautiful hugeness and boom!
然后 你就等着上斗牛场吧 You're on your way to the big show.
我已经听到马德里的观众在高呼你的名字了 I can already hear the crowds in Madrid chanting your name.
卢佩 卢佩 Lupe! Lupe! Lupe!
先放新来的牛 I want the new bull out first.
哇哦 哇哦 Well, well.
新来的家伙够受宠的呢 Looks like someone's the teacher's pet.
小心点 我们讨厌受宠的牛 News flash! No one likes the teacher's pet.
我等这一天已经好久了 You know I've been waiting for this day for a long time.
我不会客气的 费迪南 It's gonna get messy, Ferdinand.
机会来了 This is it.
来呀 谁怕谁 Come on! Bring it on!
咱们冲 冲出去发挥百分之百的实力 Let's go! Let's go out there and give it 110%.
嘿 千万别用我的桶 瓜波 Hey, that better not be my bucket, Guap.
这就是你的桶 It's definitely your bucket.
恶心 Ugh, gross.
嘿 伙计 感觉还好吗 Hey, hey, buddy. You feeling good?
- 不 不太好 No. Not really.
好的 享受这个过程吧 Okay. Cool. Try to have some fun with it.
我会坐在前排 I'll be sitting in the front row.
近距离欣赏你的狂野 I call it the splash zone.
咱们待会见 I'll see ya later.
开始吧 Impress me.
放牛出来 Release the bulls!
别挡道 不不不 - Nope. Nope. No, no, no. - Get outta the way!
快出去 I'm gonna sit this one out. Get out there!
我不要上场 谢谢 Let's go! Get in there. No, I'll pass, thanks.
你们先走 Let's go. Move! You guys go ahead.
冲 Move!
- 为了我的家乡 For the glory of Scotland!
- 狠狠撞他们 Whoo-hoo! Smash them in the head!
小心 Watch out.
上面 下面 你太慢了 Up high. Down low. Too slow.
别挡道 Outta my way, Bones!
伤不到我 Ha! That didn't hurt.
费迪南 斗牛大师看着呢 Ferdinand, El Primero is watching.
你得露两手 You gotta hit something.
不 其实 我不想做暴力的事情 Nope. Actually, I'm gonna pass on the violence.
可是你不撞他们 他们会撞你的 Well, if you don't hit them, they're going to hit you.
冲啊 Gangway! Whoa!
你终于想打架了 来呀 You finally ready to fight? Come on!
撞牛得分 Guapo with the hit.
怎样 瓦连特 Take that, Valiente.
你觉得你本事很强 瓜波 You think you got what it takes, Guapo?
那你就让他瞧瞧啊 Then show that to El Primero.
我会的 我要向他证明谁才是最厉害的 Oh, I will. I'll show him who the real champ is around here.
坚持住 瓜波 坚持住 Keep it together, Guapo.
抢救 Bull down!
快滚开 Hey! Get off me!
够了 Enough.
斗牛要有智慧和力量 The bullfight is a battle of wits and strength.
这些牛都没有 These bulls have nothing.
等等 先生 请再给它们一次机会吧 Espere, señor. Give the bulls another chance.
我的最后一战就在两天后 My final fight is in two days.
如果到时候 If I do not find the best bull
还没有能配得上我的猛牛 for the best bullfighter by then...
斗牛士们再也不会要你家的牛了 no bullfighter will ever use your ranch again.
你刚才到底在干什么呢 你这呆子 What did you think you were doing back there, you numpty?
你是想让我们出糗吗 Are you trying to make us look bad?
你让我们出糗了 Because you made us look bad.
让我们出大糗了 You made us look real bad.
我只是想帮瓜波 I was just trying to help Guapo.
帮他 谁要你帮啊 Help? There's no helping.
我从没见过 Oh, you are the worst fighting bull
你这样的斗牛 I have ever partially seen.
因为他根本不是一头斗牛 Well, that's because he isn't a real fighter.
小费迪南 个子长大了 Oh, little Ferdinand had a growth spurt.
但他还是当年那头胆小的牛犊子 But he's still the same scared little coward he always was.
难道不想打架就是胆小吗 Why does not wanting to fight mean I'm scared?
对 真是太荒谬了 瞧瞧他 Yeah. That's ridonculous. Look at him.
我哥们很凶的 对吧 费哥 My boy is a killing machine. Right, Ferd?
不 我一点也不凶 No, I'm not a killing machine.
我跟你说了很多次了 I've been trying to tell you, Lupe.
- 你没毁掉村子？ You didn't destroy a village?
- 我也没吃过小孩 And I didn't eat a baby.
一口都没有吗 Not even a nibble?
难道你的意思是 Eh... Are you trying to tell me
你不想在斗牛场上为荣誉而战吗 that you don't want to fight for glory in the ring?
我不打架的 I'm not a fighter.
我根本不明白你的想法 I don't understand that at all.
对 我也不明白 不打架干什么 Yeah, me either. What else is there?
瞧瞧斗牛大师选了谁啊 Look who got picked by El Primero.
谁最厉害呀 Who's the bull now?
瓜波要去斗牛场了 Uh-huh. Guapo going to the big show, that's right.
怎么回事 What in the blazes?
我完全不知道 为什么会选我 I have no idea what happened back there.
真的 No clue.
但是他肯定 选对了 But it must have been epic!
到底是 什么情况啊 What in the deuce is happening?
谁解释一下 Somebody narrate.
我要出名了 I'm gonna be famous! Whoo!
噢不 Oh, no!
再会 各位 So long, suckers!
等等 他到底要去哪 Wait a second. Where are they taking him?
额 瓜波马上要进宰牛房了 They're taking Guap to the chop house.
你 You.
你让他太紧张 这要怪你 You messed with his head. This is on you.
胡扯 Oh, please.
瓜波永远也上不了场 Guapo was never going to make it to the ring.
我们都知道 We all knew that.
所以就因为紧张他就活该去那吗 And so, because of that, he deserves to go there?
听着 呆瓜牛 Listen to me, Flower Bull.
从你逃走之后 Things have changed around here
这里就变了 since you ran away.
现在 你不做斗牛 就成肉牛了 Now, you're either a fighter or you're meat.
再见 肉牛 Later, meat.
- 脆骨 - 费迪南 Bones? Ferdinand!
没哭 没事吧 I'm not... You okay?
我怎么会有事呢 Why wouldn't I be okay?
我只是过敏了 I just have, uh... allergies.
对 Oh, yeah, sure.
这时节 You know, there's a lot of pollen
空气中到处都是花粉 in the air this time of year.
没错 是花粉 That's right, a lot of pollen.
让我眼泪汪汪 Makes my eyes water.
我也为瓜波难过 I'm really sorry about Guapo.
我知道他是你的朋友 I know you guys were friends.
斗牛场上没有朋友 Bulls don't have friends, Ferd.
懂吗 瓜波是我的竞争对手 Guapo was my competition, okay?
我没事 I'm fine.
-好的 Oh, okay.
我都跟他说过多少回了 I mean, how many times did I tell him...
不要让他影响你啊 "You gotta get outta your head, man.
你得克服你的恐惧 哥们 "You gotta control your fears," you know.
可是他不听 But he wouldn't listen.
抱歉说这些 Sorry.
感到难过很正常 It's okay to feel bad, Bones.
这事你不会告诉别人对吧 You won't tell anyone about this, will you?
我什么都不说 I won't say a word.
如果你以后想谈谈 But if you ever wanna talk about,
你过敏的事 I don't know, allergies?
我陪你 I'm around.
谢谢费迪南 Thanks, Ferdinand.
你很好 You're okay.
嘿 对了 Hey, Ferd, look...
如果你不想跟瓜波一样 if you don't wanna end up like Guap...
你就得主动参与懂吗 you gotta get your horns in the game, man.
这事儿瓦连特说的没错 That's the one thing Valiente's got right.
我要撞烂你 臭水桶 I'm comin' for ya, you bleedin' barrel!
看来水桶又赢了一轮 And the barrel wins another round!
- 放弃吧 伙计 Give up, dude.
嗨大块头 上啊 斗牛大师看着呢 Hey, big guy, you're on. Mr. Matador is watching.
来啊 放马过来 I got this. Uh-huh.
准备好了 冲啊 I'm ready. Let's go.
冲啊 Come on! In. Out. In. Out.
准备 克劳斯 准备 格雷塔 Come on, Klaus. Come on, Greta.
一二三四 踮脚转 Und up! Two, three, four. Pirouette!
- 妒忌了？ Oh, jealous?
- 跳得好 真棒 Good prancing, boys.
就是撞你了 Oh, yes. That's the one.
精神点 费迪南 Look alive, F-Stop.
我们还有24小时让你达到斗牛大师的要求 We got 24 hours to whip you into shape for El Primero.
从现在起 你不温柔 From now on, you're not soft.
你不是爱花牛 你是头斗牛 You're not a flower bull. You're a killing machine.
这次我终于瞄准你了 水桶 I'll finally get you this time, barrel.
说出来 Say it with me.
我就是... I am a...
兔子 Bunny!
-兔子？你不是兔子 Bunny? No, not bunny.
撞碎你 Barrel death!
停下 兔兔 小心 Stop! Angus, look out!
不 Oh, no!
加油 小家伙 加油 醒醒 Come on, little guy! Come on! Come back!
不要放弃呀 Don't go into the light!
醒醒 快醒醒 Live, bunny, live!
抱歉 差点要了你的命 Sorry I almost killed you. Ow.
你这样做会让人笑话的 懂吗 You're not helping your reputation here, pal,
给兔子道什么歉 像头牛吗 apologizing to the bunny rabbit.
不过你刚刚撞翻一头牛 But taking out another bull...
表现还不错 that's an energy we can use!
谁撞我 Who did that?
谁 Who pushed me?
是你撞的 对不对 Ooh! It was you, wasn't it?
其实 是我撞的 Actually, Angus, it was me.
我完了 完了完了完了 Oh, I'm doomed, I'm doomed, I'm doomed!
明天就要选斗牛了 Primero picks a bull tomorrow...
可我还在跟拖拉机吵架 and I'm talking to a bloomin' tractor.
别紧张过头了 安格斯 That's just your nerves talking, Angus.
你没事的 You're gonna be fine.
不不不 有事 No, I'm not.
瓜波之后是我 到我了 First Guapo, now me. I'm next!
我跟你讲个秘密行吗 Can I tell you my terrible secret? Hmm?
对着你的耳朵讲 Can I whisper it in your ear?
行 Sure.
我的眼神不是特别好 I cannot see very well. Shh!
被他们发现 我安格斯就完了 Once they find out, it's all over for Angus.
我就是头死定了的牛 完了 I'm a dead bull walking. Done!
结束了 没了 - 等等 等等 Finito! Kaput! Angus, wait. Whoa!
我 我竟然 我看见了 What a surprise. I can see.
瞧 石头 又一块石头 Look, a rock! Another rock!
还有世界上最丑的狗 And the world's most ugliest dog.
它在那 And there it is.
我的死对头 My nemesis!
我要撞碎你 你个木头疙瘩 I'm coming for you, ya wee wooden devil!
我成功了 I did it!
我终于打败了你 你输了 I finally beat you! Beat you, beat you, beat you!
瞧那边 Oh, look at that.
多美的景色啊 That's spectacular.
你让我有机会上场了 费迪南 You've given me a fighting chance, Ferdinand.
你为什么这么做 Why would you do such a thing?
如果我们不互相照应 那谁会呢 If we don't look out for each other, who will?
而且 这也算不上什么大事 Besides, it wasn't that big of a deal.
对我来说是大事 It was for me.
打扰了 抱歉 非常抱歉破坏气氛 Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry to kill the mood.
我能跟你说几句吗 Can I steal you for a second?
我很感动 说真的 I got tears, honestly.
你真是做了一件大好事 Really did a good thing out there, pal.
过来 Yeah, come here.
我跟你说点事 Somethin' I wanna tell ya.
不要再帮你的对手了 Stop helping the competition! Ow!
你还要去给瓦连特按个摩吗 What, are you gonna give Valiente a hoof massage now?
- 卢佩 我不是... - 我明白 Lupe, I'm not some... I get it.
你不喜欢斗牛是吧 You don't like the bullfighting.
因为斗牛的时候会流血 It's because you're hung up on the blood
太残酷你看不下去 and the guts and the maiming...
你觉得那没有意义 对吗 and the gore and the senseless violence.
你想说什么 Do you have a point?
我想说 斗牛不仅仅是撞来撞去 My point is, it's about more than just smashing heads.
还有节奏 还有脚步 还有优雅 It's about rhythm and footwork and grace.
别只把它当成打架 Don't just think of it as a fight.
要把它当成跳舞 Think of it like a dance.
牛会跳舞？ A bull dancing?
你是不是想笑死我们 Is this some kind of hilarious joke
好来霸占我们骏马的地盘 designed to make me laugh?
你瞧我们马儿 You see, horses,
我们有最适合跳舞的美腿 we have the beautifulest legs for the dancing.
牛腿又短又胖 Bulls have short, stubby legs.
瞧 Yeah. Look at me.
一边待着去 你们这些臭美的小白脸 Go eat a schnitzel, you pasty-faced glue stick!
没关系 卢佩 他们说得对 It's okay, Lupe, they're right.
我这头又笨又大的牛 I mean, how could a big, clumsy bull
怎么会做这个呢 ever do something like this?
瞧瞧我哥们 真不赖啊 Whoo! Check out my boy cuttin' a rug.
跳的好 Yeah! That was good.
那个能叫跳舞吗 You call that dancing? Ha!
这才叫跳舞 Nein! This is dancing.
三对一怎么看都不公平 Three against one is hardly fair.
卢佩 给我伴奏 Lupe, get my pipes!
看清楚 这叫不叫跳舞 Well, put that in your kilts and smoke it!
别高兴的太早 牛犊子 Don't celebrate yet, you rump roast!
瞧好了 Try this!
我实在受不了了 Ooh, I hate those horses!
好戏来了 It's show time.
我要来了 I'm going in!
嘿 你往哪儿踢呢 你这蠢货 Hey, watch where you're stepping, dummkopf.
你叫谁蠢货呢 Who are you calling dummkopf?
你四肢不灵吧 You have four left hooves.
你压住我了 我爬不起来 I've fallen and I can't giddyup.
干得好 We did it, lads!
不错 Oh, yes! Yeah!
不错 不错 Nice one! Nice one!
说得对 来呀 That's right, 'cause we're bulls.
小马驹 跳啊 还能蹦跶不 Go on, horses, prance. 'Cause you can't dance.
再接再厉 Auf Wiedersehen.
我们早该这么做了 Aw. Why didn't we do that sooner?
教训教训那些臭美的马儿 Felt good to put those show ponies in their place.
感觉真棒 我笑的这么开心还是...第一次 I haven't laughed like that since ever.
马提娜 你是在笑吗 Maquina, are you smiling?
你没看错 That's what it is!
他笑了 A smile!
一路笑进宰牛房 Laugh your way right into the chop house.
那就是你们的归宿 That's where you're headed.
不 我们全都逃出去就行了 No, no! Not if we get outta here, guys.
在外面的世界 There are places out there
我们不用互相攻击 where you don't get pushed around...
不用进宰牛房 你可以做自己 or shipped to a chop house for being yourself.
外面的世界那么好 If it's so great out there,
他们为什么送你回这 why did they send you back here?
对啊 费迪南 你究竟为什么回来 Yeah, Ferd, why did they send you back here?
因为... 因为你是斗牛 Well, because... Because you're a bull.
你觉得自己很特别吗 你错了 You think you're different, but you're not.
唯一的出路就是在竞技场打败斗牛士 Our only way out is to beat the matador in the ring.
我就要这么做 And that's what I'm gonna do.
至于你们 舞娘们 继续跳吧 But by all means, ballerinas, keep dancing.
明年 我就会上胜利卡车 Tomorrow, I'll be on the winner's truck.
- 你们别听他的 Don't listen to him, guys.
- 他说的对 我们是斗牛 He's right. We're bulls.
我们只能留在这里 This is the only place for us.
抱歉 费迪南 我得回去训练了 Sorry, Ferd. I gotta get back to training.
你也应该去 You should, too.
等等 - 费迪南 - Guys! - Ferd, pal...
他们说的有道理 我们快没时间了 I think they got a point. We're running outta time.
他们想留下 我明白 They wanna stay, I get it.
可我今晚就要走 我们逃出去吧 卢佩 But I'm leaving here tonight. Let's bust outta here, Lupe.
逃去哪呢 And go where?
别折腾了 This is it, Ferd.
这是个狗咬狗 牛顶牛 It's a dog-eat-dog, bull-fight-bull,
谁也不喜欢山羊的世界 everybody-hate-goat world.
世界不一定是这样 It doesn't have to be that way.
我会带你回我家 I'll take you to my home.
那里不一样的 It's different there.
还有妮娜 妮娜会爱死你的 And Nina... Nina will love you.
妮娜是谁 Who's this Nina?
还有 什么是爱 And what's love?
那你来吗 So you'll come?
你真以为 Do you really think...
我会放弃我坚持了三天的梦想吗 I'm just gonna throw away my three-day dream
放弃训练斗牛冠军 of training a champion bull? Oh.
当然会了 那个梦想傻透了 Of course I am! It was a stupid dream!
现在我有新梦想了 I have a new dream.
和我的好朋友逃出这个臭牛场 Busting out of this stink hole with my best friend!
只有一个问题 这里锁的太牢固了 Just one problem, this joint is locked up tight.
没有牛能逃出去 No one gets outta this place.
其实 并不是这样 Actually, that's not true.
一头牛 想偷偷跑出公牛之家 A bull wanting to escape Casa del Toro?
那祝你好运了 朋友 Hah, good luck with that, amigo.
听着 我真的需要你们的帮助 Look, I could really use your help.
你们知道怎么出去吗 Do you know a way outta here?
知道倒是知道 Yeah. We might know a way.
可是我们能有什么好处 But what's in it for us?
不是吧 Really?
等一下 Excuse me,
你要把我送给你的礼物送给这些松鼠 you're re-gifting my gift to the gerbils?
首先声明一下 我们是刺猬 First of all, hedgehogs.
而且你永远 And you will never, ever buy us
永远别想用便宜的破烂收买我们 with a cheap piece of junk.
别跳舞 忍住 忍住 No, don't do it! Resist!
- 我忍不住了 I can't help it!
它让我开心死了 Mmm! It gives me the happies.
- 你松口也松的太快了 Okay, yeah. Way to play hardball, Cuatro.
今晚怎么样 准备好了么 That's the plan?
就这样 让我直接穿过房子吗 You want me to go through the house?
要是我们在房子里被抓住 If we get caught inside that house,
可就完了 we're toast.
我喜欢肉丸 Oh, I love toast.
你们不是想逃出去吗 You wanna get out of here, don't you?
好吧 那我们走 太好了 Okay. Let's do it.
一定要跟我们的动作一样 All right, just do exactly what we do.
行动 Balls.
你不用跟我们的动作完全一样 Yeah, maybe don't do exactly as we do.
现在 你要穿过去 Now, you go through there.
我 穿过去 Me? Through there?
那 你知道我有多胖吗 Uh, have you seen these hips?
只要有决心 就能过去 Where there's a will, there's a way.
我过不去 不行 I can't! I can't!
等一下 I'm stuck! Wait!
别把蹄子 Get your hoof... Squeeze in!
伸进我嘴里 ...out of my mouth.
进不去 进不去 It's not working. It's not working.
好吧 我们快想想办法 伙计们 Okay, all right, we gotta do something, guys.
一二三四 One, two, three, four
这些松鼠真可爱 Whoa, look at the cute squirrels.
噢不 快把他弄下来 What?
我们是刺猬 We are hedgehogs!
好了 从这里 Okay, it's a straight shot
到厨房 一直走到大门 through the kitchen to the front door.
然后 你们就自由了 And then, you're home free.
小菜一碟 Piece of cake.
我喜欢小菜 I love cake.
他要倒了 He's coming down, he's coming down!
快跑 Run!
能不能麻烦你再小心一点点 Can you just try to be a little more quiet?
我的老天啊 Yikes on a stick.
这儿放这么多剑干什么 What are you doing with 53 swords?
那是 Is that...?
我爸 My dad.
嘿哥们 Oh, Ferd.
他是最勇敢的公牛 He was the bravest bull I knew.
他真的相信可以打败斗牛士 He really believed he could beat the matador.
他们都相信 All of them did.
可公牛从没赢过 The bull never wins.
走吧 费迪南 我们回家 Come on, Ferd. Let's get you home.
通向自由的大门 The door to freedom.
费迪南 你在干什么 Ferd, what are you doing?
快点 我们该走了 Come on, we gotta go now!
不 我不能走 No. I can't leave.
什么 费迪南 这是你唯一的机会 What? Ferd, this is your only chance!
那些家伙都以为他们能赢 The guys back there still think they can win.
像我爸爸那样 Just like my dad did.
我不能眼看着他们送死 And I can't let them end up on that wall.
嘿 大家都醒醒 Guys? Everybody up, come on!
马上跟我走 快 We have to go now!
你是不是彻底疯了 Have you lost your bloody mind?
我们得离开这儿 今晚就走 We have to get outta here tonight!
斗牛大师明早就要选斗牛 El Primero's selecting a bull in the morning.
我们哪儿也不去 我要让他跪地求饶 We're not going anywhere. I'm gonna take his butt down.
不 不 千万不能被选中 No! You don't wanna get selected.
相信我吧 那就等于死刑 Trust me, it's a death sentence.
你胡说 赢了就不会死 - 是这样 - Rubbish! Not if you win. - That's just it.
没有牛会赢 No bull wins. Ever.
我在莫雷洛的屋里全看到了 I was in Moreno's house, I saw it.
我的妈呀吓死我了 Jings! Crivens! And help ma boab!
屋里还有很多牛角 And there's a lot more where that came from.
多得是 A lot more.
真的不可能赢吗 There's really no way to win?
你们可以去那个豪华的斗牛场 You get to fight in a big fancy arena...
可我告诉你们 去了一样是死掉 but I'm telling you, it's just another chop house.
凭什么让我相信你 Why would I believe a coward...
你就是个临阵脱逃的窝囊废 who thinks the only way out is through the back door?
你疯了吗 你没听到我说的吗 Are you crazy? Did you not hear what I said?
- 要么斗 要么死 世道即是如此 Bulls fight or they go down. That's how the world works.
世道并非如此 瓦连特 There's nothing left for you here, Valiente.
跟我走吧 - 不 Come with us. No!
- 你在害怕什么 What are you so afraid of?
没有什么可以让我害怕 I'm not afraid of anything!
来呀 跟我打 Come on, fight me.
我不会跟你打的 瓦连特 I'm not gonna fight you, Valiente.
窝囊废 Coward!
上啊 Fight!
瓦连特 快停下 Valiente, stop!
- 你心太软 You're soft.
和你老爸一样 Like your father.
心软的家伙注定会失败 And the soft ones always go down!
住手 Stop!
出什么事了 What's going on?
那一头牛是最强的 That one is the best bull.
我要了 明天斗牛场上见 I'll fight him in Madrid tomorrow.
这下糟了 Oh, this is bad.
你被斗牛大师选中了 You got selected by El Primero.
你知道这意味着什么吗 Do you know what this means?
一剑刺穿脑门 A sword through his melon!
牛角挂在墙上 Horns on the wall.
说的没错 Exactly, Maquina.
趁现在我们赶紧跑路 We gotta get you outta here now!
不不不 我见过这眼神 别说出来 Oh, no. I know that look. No, no, don't say it.
我不能走 I'm not leaving.
你要气死我 Oh! You're killing me!
除非大家都跟我一起走 Not unless everyone is coming with me.
太好了 Yes!
算我一个 -我也是 Sign me up! I'm in!
好 这下你满意了吧 Okay, you happy now?
还差两头牛 I said everyone.
克劳斯 格雷塔 Klaus, Greta...
我对不起你们俩 I'm sorry for the things I said
之前不该说你们跳舞很差劲 about your terrible dancing.
不不不 Nein. Nein. Hans...
我才是心里充满了惭愧和悔恨 I am the horse that is full of the shame and the regret.
我没法对你们生气 I cannot stay mad at you.
过来吧 血统高贵的孩子们 Kommen Sie, you sons of stallions.
我们一释前嫌吧 Let's Häagen Dazs it out.
为什么有牛叫 这是怎么回事 What is the meaning of this?
你是怎么进来的 臭野牛 How did you get in here, stinky bull?
是臭刺猬 Stinky hedgehogs.
我的眼睛瞎了 I am blinded!
格雷塔 克劳斯 你们在哪 Greta, Klaus, where are you?
刺猬连心 Hedge for one...
其利断金 And hog for all!
刺猬可不是好惹的 You messed with the wrong hogs.
好了 走吧 Okay. Let's go!
快点跑 Hurry! Keep it moving!
加油 费迪南 Get to work, Ferd.
瓦连特 Valiente?
- 你来这里干什么 What are you doing here?
你说我要干什么 我要救你出去 What do you think I'm doing? I'm getting you outta here.
快来 我们时间不多了 Come on! We don't have a lot of time.
你还不明白吗 看看我 我已经完了 Don't you get it? Look at me! I'm already done.
对啊 可真有道理 Oh, sure. That makes total sense.
不成斗牛就成肉牛 对吧 You're either a fighter or you're meat, right?
说的没错 That's right.
你还有其他选择呢 It doesn't have to be that way.
你不只是一头斗牛而已 You're more than just a set of horns.
- 和我们走吧 Come with us.
- 然后 So I can...
去闻野花 和邋遢羊鬼混 sniff flowers and pal around with goats?
不 那是我喜欢的生活 No, that's my thing.
你可以有自己的生活 You can live your own life now.
前提是你还活着 But not if you give up.
我的妈呀 Oh, Mama!
是瓜波 It's Guapo!
瓦连特 快来 Valiente, come on!
你走吧 Go away.
我还以为你是个战士呢 Wow. I thought you were a fighter.
看来我错了 I guess I was wrong.
怎么还不来 Where are they?
-快开门 Open the door! Get back in there.
瓜波 Guapo!
瓜波 Guap... Whoa!
费迪南 Oh, Ferdinand!
原来我不是被斗牛大师看上了 I did not get picked by El Primero!
我知道 我知道 这是好事 相信我 I know. And that's a good thing, trust me.
我这就把你放下来 I'm gonna get you down.
多谢了哥们 Thank holy goodness.
我还以为我活不长了 I didn't think I was going to make it.
噢不 Oh, no.
救命啊 Ahhh! Help me!
坚持住 Hang on!
费迪南 Ferdinand!
坚持住 瓜波 Hold on, Guapo!
别松口 别松口 Don't let go! Don't let me go!
不 我不想死啊 Hang on! Don't let me go!
瓦连特 Val?
就是觉得你需要帮一把 怎么 Thought you could use an extra horn.
有什么问题 What? What's the problem?
没有 你帅呆了 Nothing! You look great. Oh!
还愣着干什么 快走啊 So, we getting outta here or what?
我在这边 兄弟们 救命啦 Over here, guys! Help!
力道很足啊 That wasn't so bad.
是啊 浑身舒坦 Yeah, quite relaxing.
小心 Watch out!
你们俩这是干什么 What are you guys doing?
我们是来帮你的啊 We're trying to help you!
你们俩真是靠不住啊 Well, you're doing a terrible job!
你们说 有谁带冰锥了吗 Anyone got an ice pick?
他们来了 Here they come!
我的天哪 你们好 Holy cow! Hey, guys.
瓜波还活着 Guapo lives!
好吧 是我活该 Okay. I deserve that.
大家快上来 Everybody in!
你们最好会开车 You better know how to drive this thing.
开了就知道会不会 We're about to find out.
好了各位 用力...挤 Okay, guys. Think thin!
有人来了 We got company! Hit it!
有牛出来了 Bull overboard!
出发 Go!
快走 等等我 等等我 Wait for me! Wait for me!
你也...看到了吧 Are you seeing this, too?
要是这头牛跑了 明天就是你代他上场 If you lose my bull, I'll fight you in the ring.
兔子 Bunny!
没事的 Your turn.
开车 Go!
加油 安格斯 你能救活他 Come on, Angus. You can do it!
我是头牛 又不是医生 I'm a bull, not a doctor.
他们追上来了 加速 They're getting closer. Speed up!
我已经踩完油门了 I'm pressing as hard as I can!
走哪边 往右转 Which way? Hard right.
我有点晕车 I don't feel so good.
是的 我也晕过车 Yeah. Been there, buddy.
我说右转 I said right!
我以为你说的是我的右边 I thought you meant my right.
咱俩的右边是一样的 We have the same right!
变成敞篷车了 A convertible!
真时髦啊 Fancy!
上那辆车 Get over there.
我的手啊 My hand!
- 你来开 - 谁 我吗 - Take the wheel. - Who? Me?
接住你了 小刺猬 I got ya, hedgehog.
现在谁也拦不住我们了 Nothing can stop us now!
这是什么地方啊 What part of Scotland is this anyway?
风景真好 This is lovely.
快点 你们倒是快走啊 Come on. Move it, people.
我快饿死了 I'm starving.
快走啊 Come on!
快追 Let's go!
怎么办 费迪南 What now, Ferd?
我们去上火车 That's it.
各位 We gotta get to the train.
咱们下车 Guys, we gotta hoof it.
跟着我来 Do what I do.
跟着你 Yeah, right.
借过 抱歉 Sorry. Oop, my bad!
你好啊帅哥 Oh! Hello, handsome.
他们追来了 Oh, they're coming!
小心 费迪南 Watch it, Ferdinand.
-笑一个 爸爸 Smile, Dad.
斗牛士 Matador!
不 不不不 Watch out!
别撞我 I got this.
我不怕你 Cool!
-太酷了 That's it.
火车 你说什么呢哥们 The train! Are you blind, laddie?
那明明是辆巴士 That's a bloomin' bus.
就这个 八号站台 That's it. Track eight.
来吧 跟着我们 快点 Come on, follow us! Hurry!
快走 瓜波 Move it, Guapo.
我可不想临死前还盯着你的屁股 I don't wanna die looking at your butt!
嘿 他们在那 快追 跟我来 There they are! Get them!
快来 送我上去 Come on. Give me a boost.
快点 车要开了 Hurry! It's leaving!
快快快 Go, go, go!
来吧 大家跟我来 Come on, guys!
一起用力推 We can do this, bulls.
快 快 Go, go!
再不上就完了 Move it or lose it!
对不起了先生 上来 I'll keep pushing. You guys jump on!
我来接着推 你们几个先上去 Push, bulls. Push!
加油 伙计们 Come on, guys.
他们要追上来了 They're coming fast!
那好 你先上 Okay, hop on!
他们要抓你 你先上 They want you. You go first.
你快上去吧 Just go!
费迪南 Ferd!
今天马德里的 Chaos in Madrid today...
一群公牛集体出逃 as a group of runaway bulls
引发了巨大骚动 stampeded through the city streets.
最凶猛的那头牛是斗牛大师 the fiercest of the bulls was handpicked...
为自己最后一战亲自挑选的斗牛 to face El Primero in his final fight.
妮娜 Nina!
费迪南 Ferd.
听我说 哥们 Listen, okay.
你是我见过最勇敢的牛 You are the bravest bull I know.
你会赢的 You can do this.
但你必须战斗 But you're gonna have to fight.
你打这一场 好吗 Just this one time, Ferd.
求你了 Please?
斗牛大师 El Primero!
来吧 Fight.
来呀 Fight!
什么 What?
好极了 Just great!
我看不见 I can't see.
那边 妮娜 There, Nina!
不 别杀它 Let him live!
饶了他吧 Spare the bull!
饶了他吧 Let him go!
饶了他吧 Save the bull! Let him go!
费迪南 Ferdinand!
我还以为再也见不到不你了 I thought I'd never see you again.
爱花牛赢了 Flower bull did it.
我的妈呀 一个还不够啊 Holy moly! You've multiplied.
嘿 派哥 我好想你啊 Hey, Pac-Man! I missed you, dawg.
我可没想你 一点都不想 Well, I didn't miss you. Not even a little bit.
你的尾巴想我 兄弟 The tail don't lie, brother.
我一定要把这条尾巴修理一下 I have got to get that fixed.
你们这群野牛压得我不能呼吸了 Goat! Goat! Can't breathe.
我的天 Jeez Louise!
不知道要让女士优先吗 Haven't you brutes ever heard of "ladies first"?
啊 你长得好可爱 Aw! You're adorable.
这就是爱吗 Is this love?
我喜欢这感觉 I love love.