今晚的伦敦 有个特别的夜晚 Tonight in London, we have the night of nights.
这座城市卧虎藏龙 Damn, there is so much talent in this city.
3A级保镖年度颁奖大会 The Triple-A rated Bodyguard of the Year Awards.
这些奖项被颁发给政务保护部门的保镖 Now, these awards are given out to members of the executive protection industry,
那些拥有3A等级评鉴的人 those that carry the Triple-A rating.
这是荣誉的象征 It is the badge of honour.
杀手妻子的保镖
今晚你最想见到谁 迈克 Who you most excited to see tonight, Mike?
哦 我的天 Oh, my God.
根本没其他人选 只有一位被万人拥载 史蒂夫 I mean, there is only one white-hot favourite here, Steve.
这位保镖这一年可不得了 And this bodyguard has had a tremendous year.
他的记录无人能及 His track record is untouchable.
他拥有最高级的客户名单 He has had the best client list,
绝伦的驾驶技术 the best evasive car manoeuvres,
最精准的枪法 the best gun-handling skills.
天啊 他连发型都是最完美的 Christ, he even has the best hair.
他其实还坚持要他的客户系好安全带 And he actually insists his clients wear seatbelts.
这家伙就这么安全 That's how safe this guy is.
这保镖无人不知 无人不晓 He's the bodyguard that needs no introduction.
迈克·布莱斯显然是今年的最夯人选 Michael Bryce is the clear favourite this year.
先生女士们 欢迎来到第63届年度政务保护奖 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 63rd annual Executive Protection Awards.
闲话少说 年度3A保镖的终极奖项 So without further ado, the final award for the Triple-A Bodyguard of the Year.
获胜者是... And the winner is...
我心目中的英雄 my personal hero.
迈克·布莱斯 Michael Bryce!
什么 What?
-干得好 迈克 -哇喔 -Well done, Mike. -Wow
哦 Oh!
什... 干得好 -What? -Good job!
什...什么 Wh...what?
哦 哇 Oh, wow.
哦 好重 Oh! So heavy!
呼 Whoo!
我...我只...我只是想... Wow. Uh, I just... I just... I just want to, um...
我只是 嗯... I just, um...
达瑞斯? Darius?
黑泽明? Kurosawa
迈克桑 Michael-san.
一路顺风
你为什么保护不了我?
滴答滴答 操你妈 Tick-tock, motherfucker.
你多久做一次这样的梦 And how often do you have this dream?
就一次 Just once...
哦 那不是太... Oh, that's not too...
一个晚上 a night.
大部分是在我睡觉的时候 -Right. -Mostly when I'm asleep.
这就是我的人生 It's what my life was supposed to be.
我本来是最完美的政务保镖 I was the perfect executive protection agent until I lost it all...
直到达瑞斯·金凯杀了我最重要的客户 我才失去了一切 ..when Darius Kincaid killed my most important client.
达瑞斯·金凯他是你的亲戚吗 Darius Kincaid. Is he a relative of yours?
上帝阿 不是 God, no!
他是一名杀手 在世界各地犯下数不胜数的谋杀案 He's a hit man wanted for, like, a zillion murders around the world.
我在一次横跨欧洲的玩命行程中保护他 Which is why, when I protected him on a dangerous trip across Europe
就为了让他可以在战争罪的法庭上作证 so he could give evidence at a war crimes trial
我甚至还为他挨了一枪 even took a bullet for him, I might add.
保镖委员会 他们不会... 他们不会承认 the Bodyguarding Committee, they wouldn't... ..they wouldn't recognise it.
他们显然不会和反社会者站在同一阵线 Apparently they don't take kindly to protecting sociopaths.
所以两周后 我必须上法庭争取我的3A级执照 So in two weeks, I have to go in front of a tribunal and try to get my Triple-A rated licence back.
为了应对未来 我们有时必须先面对过去 To deal with the future, we sometimes have to deal with the past.
现在 你想谈谈你童年的事吗 Now, is there anything you want to talk about from your childhood, perhaps?
和我的童年有什么关系 And my childhood would be relevant how?
自我认知问题往往起源于一个总是否定你的父亲 Well, quite often validation issues stem from a disapproving father.
我没有自我认知的问题 I don't have validation issues.
我有执照问题 I have a licensing issue.
我是个无执照的保镖 I am a bodyguard without a licence.
像是个…跳肚皮舞却没有躯干的舞者 That's like being a... a belly dancer without a torso.
迈克 你现在在想什么 What are you thinking about right now, Michael?
我在想 你离一扇暴露的窗户只有六英尺远 I'm thinking about the fact that you're seated six feet away from an exposed window
对面的大楼有多个狙击点 最有可能在八楼 with multiple sniper nest positions on the building opposite, most likely on the eighth floor.
占高点的狙击手更具优势 The additional height gives the marksman an advantage.
我在想 我手边有什么武器 I'm thinking about the closest available weapon to me right now.
我右手边桌上有开封刀 可以当作捅人的工具 The letter opener/ stabbing instrument on the desk to my right.
那你在想什么 What are you thinking about?
我在想你应该暂时忘掉保镖的事 I'm thinking you need to forget bodyguarding for a while
然后去寻找内在的快乐 and find happiness within.
什么内在 Within what?
你的内在 Within yourself!
幸福的关键是在于认清你自己 Happiness in who you are.
洗耳恭听 I'm listening.
首先 我认为枪支和暴力正在压迫你的灵魂 Well, first things first -I think all the guns and violence are... weighing on your soul.
所以你得远离这一切 摒除内心的尘嚣 So you need to get away and clear your mind
这样你才能发现未来的自己 and then you can find your future self.
等等 比如说有超能力又有未来感的保镖 Wait, wait, like... ..like a cool... .. futuristic bodyguard with superpowers?
不...你能不能... No. Will you stop...
别再想保镖的事? Stop thinking about bodyguarding.
你有没有过梦想假期 Do you have a dream vacation at all?
听说意大利每年到这个时节都很美 I've heard Italy is lovely at this time of year.
那 托斯卡纳 怎么样 So, how about Tuscany?
不不 不要托斯卡纳 除了托斯卡纳都可以 No, not Tuscany. No Tuscany. Anything but Tuscany.
好喔...呃 卡普里岛呢? OK. Uh, Capri then?
卡普里岛吗 Capri?
像是裤子? Like the pants?
卡普里岛 七分裤 双关词
还有 很多客户发现给未来的自己写信很有帮助 Also, a lot clients find it helpful writing journal letters to their future self.
或是录下他们自己的语音 Or recording voice memos.
如果我打电话给他呢? What if I call him
我可以给他留下语音频息 I could leave him voice messages.
我随手都带着手机...乔安妮 这很实用 I have my phone with me all the time. Joanne... This is great.
我觉得 我们获得了很大的进展 I feel like we're making really great progress here.
哦 我也是 So do I. Yeah.
你也不需要再来找我了 And don't feel like you need to check in with me again.
我是指 这是你的旅程 I mean, this is very much your journey now.
我的旅程 My journey.
你已经从这旅程毕业了 You've graduated therapy.
毕业了吗 Graduated?
跟我重复一次 Repeat after me.
不当 保镖 No bodyguarding.
不...当...保...镖 N...no... buh... Bo... Bo... rodyguarding.
-很好 -嗯 -Good -Mmm.
-还有不碰枪 -不碰枪 -And no guns. -No guns.
等等 我可以…我能留着我的折叠刀吗 Wait. No, no. Hold on. Can I, uh... Can I keep my penknife, though?
-可 你可以… -非常实用的工具 -Yeah, you can... -Very functional tool.
你可以留着你的折叠刀 You can keep your penknife, though.
折叠刀可以让我做很多事情 I use it for a variety of different things.
...替你和未来的你寻找幸福吧 Just you and your future self finding happiness within.
这两个人是你现在唯一需要保护的 Those are the only two people that you need to be protecting right now.
对吧? 对 -OK -OK.
真不敢相信我完成了我的心理疗程 还毕业了 I can't believe I graduated therapy
-我懂 我懂 恭喜 -这真的... -I know Congratulations. -It's really...
我的天啊 Jesus Christ
干 Fuck
经过欧盟两年的严厉制裁后 希腊的经济急剧下滑 After two years of crippling EU sanctions, Greece's economy has spiralled into freefall,
欧盟总部
卢森堡
引发了大规模示威和动乱... causing mass demonstrations, civil unrest...
欧盟总部外氛围高度紧绷 And today outside the EU headquarters, tensions run high.
今天预期将宣布升级更严厉制裁 With the expected announcement of yet further crippling sanctions
使希腊前途更加堪忧 Greece's future hangs in the balance.
欧盟主席沃尔特·费希尔将宣布他的决定 We now cross live as the head of the EU, Mr Walter Fiscer, will announce his decision.
再过四天 也就是本财务年度结束的时候 In four days' time, at the end of the fiscal year,
欧盟将对希腊实施更进一步的经济和金融制裁 the European Union will impose further economic and financial sanctions on the nation of Greece.
不许提问 There will be no questions.
费希尔主席正移往撤离点 We are moving Mr Fiscer to the extraction point.
准备直升机 Prepare the helicopter.
欧盟新的制裁引发雅典民众大规模暴动 Today's announcement of further sanctions has led to mass rioting on the streets of Athens
雅典
希腊
数千名抗议者四处进行破坏 with thousands of protesters causing widespread damage.
据传欧盟主席沃费希尔突然失踪... Walter Fiscer, the head of the EU, has been reported missing amid...
你知道希腊是文明之母吗? Did you know that Greece is the motherland of civilisation?
她孕育出全世界的艺术 科学 文化... She gave the world art and... science, culture...
和悲剧 ..and tragedy.
亚里斯多德...如果这是关于那个制裁... Aristotle... if this is about the decision...
你必须扭转结果 You must reverse it.
没办法 There is no way.
这是一次民主投票 It was a democratic vote.
希腊给了你们民主 Greece gave you democracy.
我曾经是个被遗弃的孤儿 I was an orphan, abandoned.
希腊收留了我 给予我一切 Greece took me in, gave me everything.
我无能为力 There is nothing I can do.
我以我的家人发誓 I swear on my family.
拜托 Please
联系卡洛并启动计划 Contact Carlo and initiate the plan.
什么计划 What plan
你扼杀了我的国家 费希尔先生 You have suffocated my country, Mr Fiscer.
但是记住我的话... But mark my words...
四天后 从你们开始制裁的那一刻 in four days' time, at the exact moment your sanctions will commence,
欧洲所有的基础设施将毁于一旦 all of Europe's infrastructure will burn.
金融市场将崩溃 Financial markets will collapse.
数百万人将失去生命 And millions of lives will be lost.
而希腊将回到她该有的地位 回到文明的中心 While Greece will return to her rightful place as the centre of civilisation
卡普里岛
[和裤子一样] 意大利
你好 我是迈克·布莱斯 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce.
请留言 祝你有个3A的一天 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
你好 未来的迈克 Hey there, future Michael.
我是 现在的迈克 It's today Michael.
我不擅长留下好的第一印象 I'm not great at first impressions.
我只是想说 你会因为我从治疔中毕业而感到骄傲 I just wanna say that I think you'd be proud to know that I graduated therapy.
我正式休假了 老实说 我真该早点这样做的 I'm officially on sabbatical and, to be honest, I don't know why I didn't do this sooner.
才过了12个小时 世界就变得更美好 更多采多姿了 It's only been 12 hours, but already, the world feels more abundant,
似乎它早就等着我做出改变 as if somehow it's been waiting for me to make this change.
想起我的执照 我问自己 I think about my licence and I ask myself:
"我为何要如此执着?" "What was I so worked up about"
事实上 自从金凯杀了黑泽明 In fact, for the first time since Kincaid killed Kurosawa
我开始想象没有保镖 枪或血腥的生活 I'm starting to imagine a life without bodyguarding or guns or blood.
我知道这听起来很疯狂 但这感觉就像… I know this sounds crazy, but... this really feels like a new be...
快走 布里斯 Let's go, 'Breese'
-我们走 我们走 我们走 -哦 不 Vamonos, vamonos, vamonos -Oh! No!
哇哦 嘿 Whoa! Hey!
-这是怎么回事 什么... -快点 -What's going on? What the... What's happening? -Come on!
我认识你? 我们认识吗 I know you? Don't I know you?
我是索尼娅·金凯 I'm Sonia Kincaid.
黑手党绑架了我的老公 我们得去救他 The Mafia took my husband. We have to go get him.
不不不 我不想淌这浑水 No, no, no. I'm not getting involved in this.
我还在进行严格的心理管理... I'm under strict psychological orders that...
你怎么找到我的? How'd you find me?
他妈的在哪儿 Where the fuck is he?
等一下 Hold on a second.
我好不容易才脱离他这个梦魇 好吗 Finally Darius isn't haunting my dreams, alright?
我不会这么做的 I'm not doing this.
如果你不帮我 If you don't help me,
就等着我解开皮带 I am gonna put my strap-on on
操爆你的美梦直到它们成为你的噩梦 and I'm gonna fuck your dreams until they wish they were your nightmares.
狗娘养的 Motherfuckers!
首先 你需要用圣水漱口一下 First of all, your mouth needs an exorcism.
其次 他为什么需要我的帮助 Second of all, why does he need my help?
他说"找迈克·布里斯" He said, "Get Michael Breese."
-他那样说? -对 -He said that? -Yes
-我以为他恨我 -来吧 我们走 -I thought he hated me. -Come on, let's go!
你真卑鄙 You are vile!
他到底说了什么? What did he say exactly?
金凯的语气是什么? What was Kincaid's tone?
谁他妈在乎 Who gives a fuck!
快点 上车 我们走 Come on, let's go Get on it!
快上 快上 Move, move!
拿着枪 Take the gun.
不 我不碰枪了 No, I'm not doing guns right now.
-你在开玩笑吗 -不 -宝宝不碰枪枪了 -Are you kidding me -"I'm not doing guns right now."
我的话听起来可不是那样的 I don't sound like that.
你们这些没用的杂种 You useless fuck!
天啊 我握住了 Jesus I got it.
加速 Hurry up!
踩油门 离我的胸远点 Pedal to the metal and stay away from my boobs!
我的天啊 Jesus Christ!
哇哦 等等...不 一定有更安全的路下去 Whoa Wait No, no, there's gotta be a safer way down.
肯定有更安全的方法 像个开关之类... 好吧 There's gotta be a safer way, maybe like a switch... OK.
真的吗 喔 Really? Oh!
那么 他在哪里 So, where is he?
他们把他从我身边带走了 布里斯 They took him from me, Breese.
熬了这么多年 本来终于能去度蜜月 We were gonna go on our honeymoon finally, after all these years
我们还没度过蜜月呢 We've NEVER had a honeymoon
本来要来场意大利的浪漫公路之旅 We were gonna take a road trip through Italy.
这可是我的梦想 你知道吗 I always dreamt of it, you know?
一切本来都是那么浪漫 那么完美 Ay, everything was going to be so romantic, so perfect
然后这个该死的笨蛋突然消失 and then this fucking hijo de puta cucaracha motherfucker took off
就在我们正要进行链接 那个最火热的蜜月洞房夜 on the most exciting moment of our first night of our honeymoon.
接下来我只知道 电话响了 他被黑手党抓住了 The next thing I know, the phone rings and he's been captured by the Mafia.
宝贝 我需要帮助 Baby, I need help!
但他是个工作狂 布里斯 But he's a workaholic, Breese.
我知道他找了份该死的工作 I KNOW he took a motherfucking job!
哦 他是个怪物 Oh, he is a monster.
我只想要他提供稳定的生活而已 I just want him to provide me with the stability
我们需要组成一个家庭 that we need to start a family.
家庭? Did you say 'family'
你这愚蠢的智障 我们想要个孩子 You dumb fuck We're trying to have a baby.
愿上帝怜悯我们的灵魂 May God have mercy on our souls.
我们做得那么深 那么温柔 We have fucked so hard and so tenderly.
-在各种地方变换各种姿势… -嗯 And in so many different places and positions and... Mmm. Mm-mm.
我还没怀孕呢 And I just haven't gotten pregnant.
你知道 我觉得问题出在哪里吗 You know what I think the problem is?
-生物学 -是的 -Biology. -Yeah.
我的... 太紧了 Mi diamante is too tight.
你的什么 Your what?
-我的逼 操你妈 -喔 -My pussy, motherfucker. -Oh.
我的逼太紧了 My pussy's just too tight.
达瑞斯把他所有的睾丸素都用在他的沙猪主义上 And since Darius uses all his testosterone in his macho shit,
那些满腹劳骚的精子在我的阴道半途而废 the whiny sperm abort the mission halfway up my pussy pipe.
-该死的 -该死的 -Goddamn it. -Goddamn it
嗨 Hi.
我会成为一个好妈妈的 I'm going to be such a good mother.
我想不出有更好的妈妈了 I can't imagine...anyone gooder.
你有防狼喷雾吗? 我在休假 Do you have pepper spray I'm on sabbatical.
萨格勒布
克罗地亚
晚上好 先生们 Good evening, gentlemen.
那是谁? Who's that
你的神秘老板? Your mysterious boss
那个我们永远见不到面的人? The client we never get to meet
没你的事 Not your concern.
你需要关心的是示范 Your concern is the demonstration.
所以请 示范 So please, demonstrate.
数据连接处总是用碳化钨包裹 Data junctions are always encased in tungsten carbide.
唯一更坚硬的东西是 钻石 The only thing harder... ..is diamond.
欧洲有数千个数据枢钮 There are thousands of data junctions across Europe,
每一个都有各自的机密地理坐标 each of them located by classified coordinates.
想要挖的地方越大 需要的钻头就越大 The bigger the junction you wish to hack, the bigger the drill you will need.
只要上传我定制的幻影H7病毒 Then it's just a matter of uploading my custom-built Phantom H7 virus,
选择攻击半径 selecting the radius of the attack,
将所有联网的东西武器化 weaponising everything connected to the grid,
破坏该地区的所有电脑 GPS 和WIFI系统 crippling every computer, GPS and wi-fi system in the region.
已锁定目标 Target locked.
再见 Bye-bye.
满意吗 Satisfied?
完美无暇 It's perfect.
非常 Very.
杀了这些人 Kill them.
收到 已锁定目标 Copy that. Target locked.
由于高速电涌摧毁了其电网方圆 5 英里的地区 The city of Zagreb has woken to absolute chaos this morning
萨格勒布市在今晨陷入混乱 after a high-velocity surge wiped out a five-mile radius of its power grid.
死亡人数持续攀升 当前已累积75人 The climbing death toll has now reached 75.
早期报告表明 Early reports suggest that
数据塔是被反常的闪电给摧毁的 a freak lightning strike on a data junction was to blame.
什么? What
不 我他妈需要无时无刻监视我的线人 No, I need round-the-clock surveillance on my informant right fucking now.
欧尼尔先生 Mr O'Neill.
克劳利总长 Superintendent Crowley.
现在半个希腊处于无政府状态 With half of Greece in a state of anarchy,
我希望你的理由足够把我从联合国安全峰会上抽出身来 I hope you have a very good reason for pulling me out of a UN security summit.
我他妈当然有 看到新闻了吗 Goddamn right I do. Seen the news
我倾向于同意"闪电摧毁了数据塔" The damage to the data tower's in line with a lightning strike and I'm inclined to agree.
你觉得这个人象被雷击过吗 Does this look like the victim of a lightning strike to you
他长得很象冈瑟·冯·韦伯 It also looks like Gunther Von Weber.
他因入侵 渗透 破坏世界上最安全的网络系统 He's wanted in 16 countries for hacking,infiltrating and undermining
而被16个国家通辑 the world's most secure cyber systems.
嘿 伊凡·德拉戈 Hey, Ivan Drago.
你在哪里发现这尸体的 Where'd you find this body
你说什么... 他说了什么 What'd you say? What'd he say?
他说他是在数据塔旁找到的 Said he found it next to the data tower.
你他妈 刚才说了什么 What the fuck did you just say
他在数据塔旁找到的 He found him next to the data tower.
哦 在数据塔旁边 Oh, next to the data tower.
你到底想说什么 Where are you going with this
我的意大利线人打电话说 My Italian informant called and specified
四天内会发生大规模网络攻击 there was a large-scale cyber attack in four days.
欧尼尔先生 我们已经多次警告你 Mr O'Neill, you have been warned repeatedly that
与未经批准的逃犯线人打交道是违反规定的 it's against protocol to deal with unsanctioned criminal informants.
听着 我来欧洲一个月了 Listen, I have been in Europe for a month,
你们欧洲人整天只会看那智障足球 and the only thing you people do is watch fucking soccer.
而且没有一个酒吧有"山姆·亚当斯"[酒] Not one bar carries Sam Adams.
那你至少让我按我们波士顿的风格做事 好吗? So the least you could do is let me do what we do in Boston, OK
我们和坏人合作 抓更坏的人 We work with the bad guys to get the worse guys.
这是一次试运行 This was a trial run,
卡洛已被要求明天晚上购买在波托菲诺下个坐标 and Carlo has been asked to buy the next coordinates tomorrow night in Portofino.
好吧 你想要什么 Alright, what do you want
我要一间办公室 一支特警队 还有无限的预算 I want an office, I want a SWAT team, I want an unlimited budget.
如果我破了这个案子 And if I solve this case,
我希望你把我送回波士顿 I want you to send me back to Boston.
我给你24小时和一辆监控车 I'll give you 24 hours and a surveillance van.
我需要一个翻译 I need a translator.
你可以用我的 You can have mine.
我想找一个会说英语的 I was hoping one that spoke English.
盯着他 Keep an eye on him.
嗯 他们怎么称呼你 Hmm. What do they call you
雅苏 Ailso.
"混蛋" 'Asshole'
雅苏 Ailso.
这是一个传统的苏格兰名字 It's a traditional Scottish name.
苏格兰骑士 传统的苏格兰名字
好了 威廉·华莱士 准备好直升机 Alright, William Wallace. Warm up the chopper.
我们要去意大利 We're going to Italy.
特拉西纳
意大利
达瑞斯·金凯 Darius Kincaid.
有只小鸟告诉我你进城了 A little birdie told me that you were in town.
还记得我吗 Remember me
你的老朋友 卡洛 Your old pal, Carlo.
我记得杀光了一群为你工作的兔崽子 I remember killing a bunch of motherfuckers who worked for you.
我也记得 I remember that too.
我来介绍你认识下我的朋友 特拉西纳的屠夫 Now I'd like to introduce you to my friend, the butcher of Terracina.
这让我想起了酒店的水疗中心 This reminds me of the spa back at the hotel.
真的吗 Really
才怪 Not at all.
这些小鸡头正掌握着我亲爱的蟑螂 These are the tiny cockheads that are holding my cucaracha.
等等 卡普里岛那些人是谁 Wait who were the guys back in Capri
他们太粗鄙了 布里斯 They were so rude, Breese.
你相信其中一个人捏我的屁股吗 Can you believe one of them grabbed my ass
哇哦... 我的妈阿 Whoa, whoa... Oh, my God.
好吧 让我们炸了这该死的… OK, let's blast this motherf...
哇哇 哇好 先别 Whoa Whoa, whoa. OK, look. No.
你进去开枪 他们会在里面乱开枪 那达瑞斯就拜拜了 You go in there guns blazing, they're gonna get trigger-happy inside, then it's bye-bye, Darius.
他说要见我 他需要我 He asked for me. He needs me.
所以我们要按我的方式来 So we're gonna do this my way.
也就是说不杀人 不开枪 不要流血 That means no killing, no guns, and no blood.
越无聊越好 听懂吗? Boring is always best. Understood
当然不懂…… Of course not. What...
天啊 Jesus Christ
干 Fuck.
呦呼 Yoo-hoo
哈罗 帅哥们 Hello, boys
我好象迷路了 I got a little lost.
你好 我是迈克·布莱斯 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce.
请留言 祝你有个3A的一天 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
嘿 未来迈克 Hey, future Mike
是我 It's me
听着 我知道保镖审查委员不会看好这事 Listen, I know the Bodyguard Review Board would not look favourably on this, but, uh...
但是 我得从我的休假中休假了 ..but I had to take a sabbatical from my sabbatical.
发生了些我无法控制的事情 Something's come up beyond my control.
总之 我不是在当保镖 Anyway, I'm not bodyguarding.
我只是在帮一个人 I'm just helping this guy out.
因为... 稍等下 Because... One sec.
这还活着 He's still alive.
否则他那更可怕的妻子就会鸡奸我的梦想 Because the alternative is his even scarier wife sodomising my dreams.
那可真的会阻碍我的心灵净化 That's really gonna get in the way of my transformation.
我喜欢现在正在做的事情吗? Do I love what I'm doing right now
绝对不是 Absolutely not.
还活着 Still alive.
但你会对我如此忠于自己感到骄傲 But I think you'd be pretty proud of me for staying true to my journey.
我们过会儿再聊 Talk to ya soon.
你..做了什么 What have you done
这些混蛋太放肆了 These fuckers got a little bit too fresh.
我特别说过不杀人 不见血 不开枪 I specifically said no killing, no blood and no guns.
我又没在休假 I'm NOT on sabbatical.
你的衬衫在哪里 Where is your shirt
搞定它 Deal with it
宝贝 Baby
♪我一直在心里和你在一起♪ ♪I've been alone with you inside my mind♪
♪在梦里我吻了你的唇千次…♪ ♪And in my dreams I've kissed your lips A thousand times...♪
啊 等下 Uh...hang on.
他他妈在这里干什么 What the fuck is he doing here
你听起来应该在说 谢谢 I believe it's pronounced 'thank you'.
-为什么 -为感谢我救了你的命 -For what -For saving your life.
一遍又一遍 Again and again and again.
我从来没让你来救我 I never asked you to save shit
宝贝 他妈的迈克·布莱斯到底在这干什么 Baby, what in the absolute fuck is Michael Bryce doing here
你说"宝贝 给我找到迈克·布里斯" You said, "Baby, get me Michael Breese"
什么 What
不 不 我是说… No No, no, no, no, no. I said...
宝贝 我需要帮助 No No, no, no, no, no. I said... Baby, I need help.
随便找个人 Get anyone...
除了 迈克·布莱斯 ".. BUT Michael Bryce."
什么 他不是救了你这小屁蛋吗 What Didn't he save your cucaracha's ass
不代表我要和他做 "最好的朋友" Doesn't mean I gotta be best friends with him.
他是地球上最烦人的混蛋 He is the most annoying motherfucker on planet Earth.
不好意思 Excuse me
我有20/20的听力 I have 20/20 hearing.
我能听见你说话 这些死人都能听见你 I can hear you. The dead guys can hear you.
你说我是地球上最烦人的混蛋是什么意思 And what do you mean, I'm the most annoying motherfucker on planet Earth, huh
你有多少次差点害死我 How many times have you nearly got me killed
不够多 Not enough
走吧 宝贝 在他开始安全演示之前离开这里 Come on, baby, let's get out of here before he starts the in-flight safety demonstration.
你用胡椒喷雾? Are you using pepper spray
我在休假 I'm on sabbatical.
我在努力寻找我精神上的清... 清醒 And, uh, I'm trying to find my spiritual awake... ..awake...
笑死 操你妈的智障.. Motherfucker, you wouldn't know chi if you fucked...
我没必要来这的 I didn't have to be here, you know.
我本来双眼敷着清凉小黄瓜 I...I had fresh cucumbers on my eyes
穿着一件缝纫无比细致的亚麻长袍 I had a linen robe with an insanely high thread count.
就象睡在软绵绵的云朵上 It was like sleeping in a cloud
吃我大便吧 小傻逼 Namaste, motherfucker.
达瑞斯? Darius
这真稀有 Well, this is just precious.
你能别抱怨了吗 Will you stop whining
杀手 保镖和骗子女人 The hit man, the bodyguard and the con woman.
你们这群蠢货刚杀了卡洛 You dumb fucks just killed Carlo,
那个要把我送回家的线人 the informant that was gonna punch my ticket home.
你他妈是谁 Who the fuck are you
国际刑警探员波比·欧尼尔正是在下 Interpol Agent Bobby O'Neill. That's who the fuck I am.
我知道你们三个混蛋是谁 And I know who all three of you shitheads are.
迈克·布莱斯 Michael Bryce.
3A评级的保镖 Triple-A rated bodyguard.
社区的支柱 Pillar of the community.
正是在下 谢谢 Present, thank you.
我也知道你丢了保镖执照 因为霰弹手威利杀死了黑泽明 Only I know you lost your licence to protect when Shotgun Willie there killed Kurosawa.
威利·纳尔逊的第十六张专辑名
不 不 还在审查中 好吗? No, no, that's under review,
-是金凯干的 -此外 你还在接客户 -OK Kincaid took that shot... -Moreover... you're still taking clients
拿个名字出来 Name...one.
曼达拉的苏丹 The Sultan of Mandara.
布鲁塞尔 Brussels.
陛下 我是迈克·布莱斯 您的政务保镖 Your Majesty, I'm Michael Bryce, your executive protection agent.
迎击 迎击 Contact! contact!
那可是重罪 伙计 That's a felony, pal.
他妈的布鲁塞尔 干 Fucking Brussels Fuck
至於你们俩 你们要在监狱里待上十亿年 As for you two, you're looking at about a billion years in prison.
但 今天是你的幸运日 因为我不会让你上电椅 But today's your lucky day, because instead of going to the electric chair,
我会给你一次赎罪的机会 I'm gonna give you a shot at redemption.
我得到了一个神秘大人物的情报 Now, I got intel on a mystery big shot
他即将发动一场全面的网络攻击 that's about to launch a full-scale cyber attack.
我死了的线人 卡洛 Carlo, my now-dead informant
原本要买下有攻击坐标的硬盘 was gonna buy a hard drive containing the coordinates of the attack.
干嘛看着我 我又没碰卡洛 Why are you looking at me I didn't touch Carlo.
但现在 多亏你们的大屠杀 这一切都不可能发生了 But now, thanks to your bloodbath, that can't happen,
所以由你们这群混蛋负责去波托菲诺买回硬盘 so you assholes are going to Portofino and you're gonna make the buy instead.
呃 波比... 可以来谈谈吗 Uh, Bob...quick sidebar
如果能让我免于牢狱之灾 我很乐意推迟我的休假 Listen, uh, first off, I'm happy to postpone my sabbatical if it's gonna keep me outta jail,
但我觉得 你真的需要重新考虑一下要不要和这些人合作 but I think, you know, you should really reconsider working with these guys.
我不想去波托菲诺 I don't wanna go to Portofino.
因为他们 你知道... 他妈的疯狂 'Cause they're, you know... fucking crazy.
好 脑筋急转弯 OK, cum-for-brains.
你要当这个卡洛的英国情妇的蠢保镖 You are gonna be the goofy bodyguard for Carlo's British mistress
而这个臭脾气要把硬盘弄出来 while grumpy pants here makes sure that hard drive gets out.
明白了吗 Are we clear
我们可以拿着钱跑路 宝贝 We could take the money and run, baby.
我不想再逃跑了 达瑞斯 I'm tired of running, Darius.
啊 克劳利总长 你... 你好 Ah, Superintendent Crowley. How...how nice.
欧尼尔 你时间到了 Mr O'Neill. Time's up.
不 不 我正在追查一条有力的线索 No, no, no. I'm working a strong lead here.
一个港口发生了抢劫案 There's been a robbery at a shipping port
情报显示这可能和这个案子有关 and our intelligence suggests it may be related to this case.
你已被调去追查这线索 You've been reassigned.
如果你能再给我24小时... If you could just give me 24 more hours...
-我说时间到了 -好 -I said, "Time's up." -Yeah.
他妈的 Fuck
我不想去波托菲诺 当他的婊子 I don't wanna go to Portofino as his bitch
这本该是我的蜜月 This was supposed to be my honeymoon
如果有人在楼上怎么办 What if somebody's upstairs
闭嘴 Shut up.
好 OK.
-计划微变 -好的 -Slight change of plans. -Yeah.
我被指派去跟进别的线索 但这不会改变现在的情况 I've been assigned another lead, but that does not change what's going on right here, OK
肖恩·康纳利会给你一大笔钱让你完成交易 Now, Sean Connery here is gonna give you a bunch of money to make the buy.
如果你听不明白她在说什么 那欢迎加入他妈的俱乐部 And if you don't understand what she says, well, welcome to the fucking club.
招募金凯是违反规定的
什么 What
你要拳打金凯的屁眼? You're gonna fist Kincaid's glory hole
嘿 没人能碰金凯的屁眼 Hey Nobody touches Kincaid's glory hole.
那是我的工作 That's my job.
我不认为有谁该做这份工作 I don't think anyone should have that job.
看到了吗 这是你们用来买硬盘的资金 See that? It's your buy money.
少了一毛钱 敢擅离职守 One dime goes missing, you try to go AWOL,
我就把他妈的全球通辑令印在你们屁股上 and I'm gonna slap global red fucking notices on all your asses.
哦 不 Oh, no
这是什么? 诺基亚? 我不知道怎么用这东西 What is this, a Nokia I don't know how to work this thing
-看着我 看着我 -我在看着你 -Look at me. Look at me. -I'm looking at you.
和我保持密切联系 明白吗? You stay in close contact with me, you understand
-我会一直给你打电话 -闭嘴 -I'll call you all the time. -Shut up.
我打给你时 你就给我接电话 When I call, you answer.
而你 资源比较贫乏一点 And you, resources are kind of low.
我希望你享受你的交通工具 I want you to enjoy your transportation.
别搞砸了 Do not fuck this up.
我们肯定会搞砸的 Oh, we are DEFINITELY going to fuck this up.
我是说 看看你给我带来的这两个人 I mean, look at the two people you're saddling me with.
把你的屁股移到波托菲诺 Get your asses to Portofino
我们逃出去的机会是零 Zero chance we're making it out of this room.
他还不如雇一只脑残的猫 He may as well hire a brain-damaged kitten.
该死的蜜月结束了 The fucking honeymoon is over
我知道有些人会在婚礼上临场退缩 I understand some people get cold feet on their wedding day,
但我从没想过你会在蜜月洞房夜软掉 but I would have never thought that you'd get cold dick on our honeymoon night.
宝贝 宝贝 我说了我很抱歉 Baby, baby, I said I was sorry.
抱歉是不够的 Sorry's not good enough
我要一个解释你他妈的去哪了 I want an explanation. Where the fuck were you
你去哪了 达瑞斯只是告诉她 Where were you, Darius Just tell her.
我接了份工作 好吗 I took a job, OK
-操你 -嘿 -Fuck you -Hey, hey
去你的 去你的 Fuck you, fuck you
是时候谈谈安全带规则了 Now's a good time to talk about the seatbelt rule.
是时候谈谈"闭嘴"规则了 Perhaps now's a good time to talk about the shut-the-fuck-up rule.
我会说那是因为 她开得像碰撞测试的假人一样 I'm just saying it because she's driving like a crash test dummy.
别批评我老婆的技术 混蛋 Do not criticise my wife's driving, motherfucker
嘘 嘘 嘘 Hush, hush, hush
你知道我刚意识到什么吗 Do you know what I just realised
我不会让你们这群混蛋毁了我的生活 I'm not gonna let you crazy motherfuckers ruin my shit.
我会把这当做一次在意大利愉快的公路旅行 I'll treat this as a lovely road trip through Italy
然后假装你还是我忠诚的丈夫 and I'll just pretend that you are still my devoted husband.
我是啊 I am?
而你 布里斯... 你是我们的人形行李箱 And you, Breese, you will be... You will be the human luggage.
就这样 我们正在度蜜月 Yes. We are now on honeymoon.
首先 这是一项任务 First of all, it's a mission.
再来 我对心理医生发誓过不当保镖 Second of all -and just so we're clear -I promised my therapist no bodyguarding,
-所以我没在保护... -这不是任务 这是度蜜月 so I'm not protecting either of... This is not mission This is honeymoon
三小 嘿 看路 What the fuck Hey, eyes on road
看着路 Eyes on road
婴儿需要在一个充满激励的环境中被创造 Babies need to be created in a stimulating environment.
我一定会被观光 购物 美食给激发 I must be aroused by sightseeing, shopping, fine dining.
所辛我们正式开始度蜜月了 But we are officially on honeymoon.
-真的吗 -她刚刚说"美食"吗 -For real -Did she say 'fine dining'
别这样 伙计们 好好开车好吗 哦 Let's not do that. Guys, let's just focus on the road here. Oh.
好 Alright.
我可以的 I got it.
我可以的 你们... 你们尽管做吧 No, it's fine. You guys just... You guys have at it.
也许踩一下刹车 Maybe feather the brake a bit.
也许踩一下刹车 Maybe feather the brake a bit
把你的手机借我 Yo, let me borrow your phone.
-你为什么要骗她 -你在说什么 -Why'd you lie to her -Fuck are you talking about
你刚才骗了她 你没有在工作 You lied to her back there. You weren't on a job.
你怎么知道 And how would you know that
因为当一个人说谎时 大概会有22种身体迹象 Because there's, like, 22 body indications when somebody lies
而你有...40种 Band you exhibited...40.
你敢跟索尼娅说一个字 我会让你死都不知道怎么死 If you say one word to Sonia about this, I'll invent new ways to kill your ass.
哇 Wow.
达瑞斯 你一定是做了什么不得了的事 You must have done something really serious, Darius.
诚实才是最好的策略 Honesty's the best policy.
我才不会参考一个单身鲁蛇的感情建议 I don't take relationship advice from single motherfuckers.
我没有签通话配套 别打太久 I don't have a calling plan. Make it quick.
是的 我在想我能不能… Yeah, I was just wondering if I could...
我接了份工作 好吗 I took a job, OK
波托菲诺有水景 应该很适合用... Portofino has water views, which means it's perfect for...
-哦 妈的 -你要去哪里 -Oh, shit. -Where you going
索尼娅 搞什么鬼 Sonia What the fuck
你最好祈祷那份工作值得你这么做 混蛋 You better hope that job's worth it, motherfucker
什么工作 What job
你他妈是谁 Who the fuck is this
下午 2 点我们的"卡门"有空 We have an availability for 'Carmen' at 2pm.
谁他妈是"卡门" Who the fuck is Carmen
呃 歌剧《卡门》的们票 Uh, tickets to the opera 'Carmen'.
你要两张 不是吗 And you wanted two, no?
我爱"卡门" I love 'Carmen'
我爱‘卡门’ I love 'Carmen'
那砰砰砰是什么声音 我不能停 What's that thumping I can't stop.
我的心跳停不下来 那是什么? My head is beating. What is that Huh
是那个白痴 It's the idiot.
你们…他妈的疯了吗 Are you people...fucking insane
嘿 讲话小心点 Hey, watch your mouth
我把你从街上捡起来 没让你中暑 I picked you up from the street, saved you from sunstroke
现在你却说我疯了? and now you're calling me insane
中暑.. Sunstroke
把狗丢在没冷气的车里都有可能坐牢了 You could go to jail for leaving a dog in a hot car.
更别提 我被逼着听啪啪啪造成的心理阴影 And don't even get me started on the psychological ramifications of what I heard you two doing.
-噢 该死的 -那是华伦天奴吗 -Oh, goddamn -Is that Valentino
它是我的 No, it's mine.
你把钱花掉了? Did...did you spend the buy money
得了吧 他们也希望我们消费一下的 Come on, they totally expect us to spend SOME of it.
不 才不是 很显然... 我会用我的毕生积蓄来付 No, no, obviously... .. I'll cover it with my life savings.
这点子不错 I think that's a great idea.
-我得打个电话 -真希望我也有一些毕生积蓄 -Just gonna make a call. -Wish I had some life savings.
你好 我是迈克·布莱斯 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce.
请留言 祝你有个3A的一天 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
我们正在运行的那个小任务 That little mission we're on Well,
嗯 我们... 我们彻底偏离了轨道 we're... We're way off course.
连路都看不见了 Can't even see the course anymore.
或者 听我说 Or hear it, for that matter.
我的耳朵还在响着 Uh, my ears are still ringing from...
凶猛的性交导致四重高潮的声音 ..from ferocious sexual intercourse leading to a rolling quadruple climax.
不管怎样 我只是在发泄 Anyway, I'm venting.
我不想对你发泄 所以我晚点再来找你 I don't wanna vent to you, so I'll catch up with you later.
哦 妈的 Oh, shit
你在和谁说话 Who were you talking to
这是一个秘密 It's a secret.
-我知道你的秘密 -是吗 -I know your secret. -You do
你太孤独了 以至于这样自言自语 You are so lonely that you were talking to yourself.
哈 Hah
听着 布里斯 你真的伤了我的心 Listen, Breese, you really hurt my feelings.
你真的认为我疯了吗 Do you really think I am crazy
不 No
我认为你 异常地好斗 暴力 I think you're... unusually aggressive, violent,
有点令人摸不透 but in an unpredictable way.
我会是个好妈妈的 I would make a great mother.
-你不觉得我会是个好妈妈吗 -我认为你就是 -Don't you think I'd make a great mother -I think you are that
天啊 有你这样的父母 孩子真是太幸运了 Oh, my God, a child would be so lucky to have you as its host.
谢谢你 布里斯 Thank you, Breese.
谢谢你 Thank you.
一定是因为你... 极度的没性吸引力 It must be your... powerful asexuality
让你成为了一个很好的倾听者 that makes you such a good listener.
-小姐请让开 -这里是军事犯罪现场 -Please step away, miss. -This is a military crime scene.
他妈的挥棒阿 Swing the fucking bat.
让我猜一猜 克劳利给了我们一条垃圾线索 Let me guess. Crowley gave us a shit lead.
没人愿意告诉我里面有什么 No-one will tell me what was inside.
那是一艘机密的军用船 It was a classified military shipment.
这他妈也太巧了 What are the fucking odds
看来闪电击中了人两次 Seems lightning strikes twice.
我们得弄到那张装箱清单 We need to get that packing slip.
你觉得我们该怎么做 波比先生 How do you propose we do that, Mr Bobby
我们需要转移注意力 We need a distraction.
什么 What
天啊 你他妈在干什么 Jesus, what the fuck are you doing
这些小混蛋 Son of a bitch.
我上次看到这样的东西时 布鲁斯威利还在陨石上钻洞 Last time I saw something like this, Bruce Willis was drilling a hole in an asteroid.
罗马
国际刑警战况室
波比 我很高兴你打电话来 Bobby, I'm glad you called.
听着 这是个钻石钻头 Listen, it's a diamond-tipped drill.
我知道这之间有关联 但这个钻头太他妈大了 And I know there's a link, but this drill was fucking massive.
你是对的 You were right.
我们在罗马办公室监听到一些对话 We picked up some chatter in our Rome office.
那些黑帮正暗中在波托菲诺进行交易 The Mob are making a buy in Portofino.
他们要购买一个巨型数据枢钮的坐标 They're purchasing classified coordinates of a large-scale data grid.
我们在那里有一个监视小组 We've got a surveillance team there...
-我们在波托菲诺有小队? -对 正在就位 We have a team in Portofino -Yeah, moving into position now.
去准备直升机 准备直升机 Get the chopper. Get the chopper.
波比 Oh, Bobby
如果这真的是你说的那样 If this actually turns out to be what you say it is,
我会亲自把你调回波士顿 I will personally make sure you get your transfer back to Boston.
哦 长官 我真不知道该怎么感谢你了 非常感谢 Oh, ma'am, I can't thank you enough. Thank you so much.
谢谢你 长官 Thank you, ma'am.
准备出发去波托菲诺 We're going to Portofino
波托菲诺
意大利
咱们扮演一下角色 Let's get into character.
我是你的保镖 I'm the bodyguard.
我们来听听卡洛情妇的英国腔怎么样 Now let's hear the British accent of Carlo's mistress.
我的英国血统道地纯正 你个操蛋 My British accent is perfect, you fucking cunt.
跳过英国腔直接进到我们被处决的部分吧 Let's skip the British accent and go straight to being brutally executed.
视野怎么样 小达 How's the sight line, D
在严密守护着我的资产 Mm-mm. Just protecting my asset.
我们是来见弗拉基米尔的 We're here to see Vladimir.
我是她的保镖 I'm the bodyguard.
安全检查 Security check.
两分锺 Two minutes out.
克劳利总长的人已经就定位了 Crowley's got a team in place.
我们得取消交易 We gotta call off the buy.
如果她发现我雇了那三个白痴… If she finds out I've got those shitheads working for me...
他不接电话 He's not answering the phone.
我是怎么跟他说的 电话响了就接 What did I tell him? Burner phone. Pick it up
-给你 先生 -非常感谢 -Here you go, sir. -Thank you very much.
干的好 Great work.
耶 Yeah
耶 耶 Yeah. Yeah
-喔 惨了 -怎么了 Oh, shit -What's wrong
是我的旧客户 Just a former client.
没事的 他没发现我 It's fine -he didn't see me.
你一定是弗拉基米尔 You must be Vladimir.
我代卡洛致上最诚挚的问候 Carlo sends his regards.
他认为我比较不引人注目 He thought I would attract less attention.
那他错了 Well, he thought wrong
但不会有人抱怨的 But nobody's complaining.
操你妈的 Sonofabitch.
你连接上监控画面了吗? You have the security feed yet
正在取得 Getting it now.
他们完成交易并离开俱乐部前 都别行动 Don't move till the buy is made and they're out of the club.
-那里太多平民了 -收到 -There's too many civilians. -Roger that.
这些是欧洲数据枢钮的坐标 These are the classified coordinates to the entire European data grid.
行吗? OK
不 不 不 等等 No, no, no, no, no.
这两个已经近距离配对好了 These are proximity paired.
所以在买家用指纹解除手环前 Until the buyer's fingerprint disarms the bracelet,
我建议你别让手提箱距离你超过5公尺15秒 I suggest you do not let the briefcase out of 5-metre radius for more than 15 seconds.
不然手环会爆炸 If you do, bracelet explodes.
拿紧一点吧 Keep it close
这张漂亮的脸蛋被炸成碎片会很可惜呢 It will be a shame for that beautiful face to be disintegrated by TNT.
哈哈哈 ha ha ha
三小 The fuck
我现在就想爆了这几只操你妈们的头 I should just pop this motherfucker right now.
-地址呢 -喔对 送货地址 -Address -Oh, the delivery address
在佛罗伦斯 In Florence.
明天和买家在卢多维科的画廊拍卖会上见面 You will deliver to the buyer tomorrow at the Ludovico Gallery auction.
我最爱佛罗伦斯了 Ah, I love Florence
我喜欢画廊 博物馆和美丽的文化 I adore galleries and museums and culture.
迈克·布莱斯 Michael Bryce
你认错人了 You have me confused with someone else.
不 我永远不会忘记那张救我於绝望深渊中的脸 No, no, I'd never forget the face of the man who saved my life in my darkest hour.
兄弟来吧 来玩吹吹乐 Come on, bro Let's do some blow together.
迈克·布莱斯 Michael Bryce
不是因为黑泽明被杀而丢了执照吗 Didn't he lose his licence when Kurosawa was killed
不 不 他认错人了 No, no, he's got me mistaken for someone else.
我告诉过你 那是迈克·布莱斯 I told you, it's Michael Bryce
声明一下 这还有待审核 For the record, that's pending review.
滚开 Fuck off
嘿 伙计们 是迈克·布莱斯... Hey, guys, it's Michael Bryce
卡洛干嘛雇一个无照保镖来保护他老婆? Why would Carlo hire an unlicensed bodyguard to protect the love of his life
没错 你被炒了 Right You're fired.
你才他妈的被炒 You're fucking fired
哦 那是真的 宝贝 Oh, that's true, baby.
卡洛一直偏爱年轻的女人 Carlo always has preferred younger women.
不好意思 Excuse me
我看过他泡30多岁的女人 I've seen him with a woman in her 30s,
但从来没有这么老的 but never this old.
嘿嘿 永远不会 Never
不 不 不 别... 别笑 No, no, no, no. No, no. Don't...don't laugh.
-来了来了 -老太婆 对吗 -Here it comes. -Old lady, right
你他妈的刚刚说什么 What the fuck did you just say?
你这喜欢舔手指的操蛋猴子 吹驴屌的混蛋 you finger-licking shit monkey donkey-blowing motherfucker
(胡言乱语)
这听起来很墨西哥 That sounded really Mexican.
狗屁 Shit.
有麻烦了 We have a problem.
这他妈是个圈套 This is a fucking set-up.
可真别说 你这电子废烟 You don't fucking say, vape juice
把箱子拿回来 Get that case off her.
他妈打电话给卡洛 Get me Carlo on the phone
我们开始吧 And here we go.
操 Shit
清空屋子 Clear the room.
上 移动 移动 Let's go. Move Move
布里斯 枪 Breese The gun
能帮个忙吗 金凯 Feel like giving me a hand, Kincaid
还3A级咧 吃屎吧 Triple-A, my ass.
所有国际刑警 你们被授权 All Interpol agents, you are authorised.
射杀目标 Shoot to kill.
国际刑警 别碍事好吗 Interpol. Get the fuck out now.
操 操 Shit. Shit
敬我这辈子最棒的一晚 Greatest night of my life Aaggh
布里斯 Breese
操 Fuck
布里斯 手提箱 快点 Breese. The case. Come on.
臭婊子 Bitch
回来 Get back
别挡路 Get out of the way
让让 Move Move
再说一次我几岁 臭婊子 Say my age, bitch
哦 不 不 Oh, no, no
布里斯 我饿了 Breese, I'm famished.
可以走了吗? Shall we go now
还是很墨西哥 Still Mexican.
马上到码头去 Get to the fucking dock now
布里斯 布里斯 Breese Breese
别挡路 让开 让开 Get out of the way Move Move
布里斯 我的宝贝 醒醒 坚持住 Breese, my baby, wake up Stay with me, Breese
这里 This way.
这里走 快来 This way Come on
拜托给我他妈的让开 Out of my fucking way, please
目标正前往岸边 Target heading for the water.
快走 Let's go
小布 Breesey
不 你不能死在我面前 小布 No, no, no, you can't die on me, Breesey
你是唯一了解我的人 You're the only one who understands me
-宝贝 -拜托 小布 -Baby... -Come on, Breese
-宝贝 -快回来我们身边 -Baby. -Come back to us
宝贝 他走了 Baby, he's gone.
不准这么说 Don't say that
你最好对我的小布说几句好话 You'd better say something nice about my Breesey.
迈克曾... Michael was...
非常小心 very careful.
没错 他是很谨慎的人 Yes, he was.
他超爱安全带 He loved seatbelts.
他真的很喜欢系安全带 He did love seatbelts so very much.
嗯嗯 Mm-hm.
尘归尘 土归土 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
我们会一辈子铭记与你一起度过的时光 We will never forget the time you spent with us.
说得太美了 That was beautiful.
你应该去当牧师的 You should have been a priest.
好了 咱们把他扔进海里吧 OK, let's toss his ass in and bounce.
你们到底有什么毛病 What in the absolute fuck is wrong with you people.
-嘿 我们帮你海葬了 -海葬 -Hey, we gave you a sea burial -A sea burial
你那时没有心跳了 Well, you didn't have a heartbeat
我穿着他妈的凯芙拉[防弹背心] I'm wearing fucking Kevlar
这几位是你的特勤 These were your operatives.
我以前从没见过他们 I've never seen them before.
迈克尔·布莱斯的手机上只有一个号码 就是你的 Only one number called this phone that Michael Bryce was in possession of and it was yours.
离袭击发生还有不到两天的时间 We have less than two days before this attack happens.
-两天 -我给过你机会 -Two days. -I gave you a chance.
你背着我私下雇了两名罪犯 和一个无照保镖 You went behind my back and you employed two criminals and an unlicensed bodyguard
现在关键证据落在他们手上 and now they're in possession of critical evidence.
据我所知 他们还可能参与这次网络攻击 For all I know, they could be in on the cyber attack.
他们没有参与袭击 相信我 他们都是智障 They're not in on the attack, trust me. They're idiots.
这件事你知道吗 Did you know about this
-她跟这事没关系 -是的 我知道 -She had nothing to do with it. -Yes, I did.
对达瑞斯 索尼娅 迈克 发出全球红色通辑令 Put out a global red notice on Darius Kincaid, Sonia Kincaid and Michael Bryce.
我们有麻烦了 We have a problem.
雅典
希腊
三个不明身分的逃犯带着坐标跑了 Three unknown fugitives escaped with the coordinates.
现场到处都是国际刑警 Interpol were all over the scene.
看来我们之中有只老鼠 Seems that we have a rat.
给我接通卡洛 Get me Carlo on the phone.
阁下 卡洛死了 Sir, Carlo's dead.
我们只有48小时 每过一秒 We have 48 hours and every moment that goes by,
本该骄傲的希腊人就变得更卑微 the proud men and women of Greece fall lower on their knees.
只有两个人知道交易的事 Only two people knew about the buy.
卡洛... Carlo...
和你 and you.
我发誓我永远不会背叛你 I swear I would never betray you
你就是特洛伊木马 You are a Trojan horse
找到那些逃犯 然后杀死他们 Find the fugitives. Kill them.
我要那个手提箱 I need the briefcase.
这怎么回事 What is that
"国际刑警组织发布红色通辑令 一名女骗子..." Interpol has issued red notices for the hit man, a con woman...
他们从哪儿弄到这张照片的 那张拍得很丑 Where did they get that picture? That's terrible
"还有一个鲁莽的无牌保镖" and a reckless unlicensed bodyguard.
他妈的审查明明就还没开始 That is pending fucking review.
这就是我们帮这些混蛋的下场 See, that's what we get for trying to help these motherfuckers.
去他们的 我们能去度完蜜月吗 宝贝 You know, fuck 'em. Can we go finish our honeymoon, babe
和手上的炸弹一起吗 才不要 With explosives on my wrist No
我们要把这狗屎带给神秘大人物 我的子宫才能放松 We're taking this shit to the mystery big shot so my uterus can relax.
-你一起吗 -哦 我要去 -Are you coming -Oh, I'm coming.
我们得阻止这网络攻击 才能洗清我的罪名 We need to prevent this cyber attack so I can clear my name.
我遇到了公关灾难 这需要很长时间... I got a PR disaster and this is gonna take a long time...
-我希望他已经死了 -我听到了 -I wish he had died. -I heard that
佛罗伦萨
意大利
啊 操 Ah, fuck.
-怎么了 -不会吧 -What's wrong -You can't be serious.
什么 About what
我的肋骨断了 My ribs are broken.
我被一把口径12的散弹枪射在胸口 I came down with a little case of 12-gauge shotgun to the chest.
-记得吗 -嘿 小布 别担心 -Remember -Hey, Breesey, don't worry.
索尼娅会照顾你的 这东西会让你舒服点 Sonia's gonna take care of you. This will make you feel better.
-谢谢 -拿好 小宝贝 -Thank you. -There you go, baby.
这位低调的希腊航运富翁拍卖的艺术品 The auction of artworks by the reclusive Greek shipping billionaire
被认为是他在国外清算的一长串资产中的最后一笔 is believed to be the last of a long line of assets he's liquidated outside of his homeland.
目前尚不清楚他在欧洲抛售的动机 It is unknown what his motivation for selling up in Europe is,
但分析人士称此为"金融自杀" but analysts are calling it 'financial suicide'.
哦 这保全做得可真好 Ooh, that is one helluva security detail.
天啊 马格努森 Holy shit Magnusson.
谁 Who
唯一连续三年获得AAA奖的顶级保镖 Only the Triple-A rated Bodyguard of the Year three years in a row
你们这些混蛋还有颁奖? They give you motherfuckers awards
对 他们给我们颁奖 还有颁奖大会等等 Yes, they give us awards and we have conventions and everything.
职业杀手没有颁奖大会 Ain't no award for hit man.
那叫做 "注射死刑大会" It's called 'lethal injection'.
天啊 看看他 真高壮 又充满自信 God, look at him. He's so strong, confident.
他就像一只豹 He's like a panther.
让我看看这个混蛋 Let me see this motherfucker.
哦妈呀 是仙图 Ooh, shit Zento
他是个超级杀手 That is a good motherfucking hit man right there.
抢走我不少生意 Took a lot of business from me.
-去给你自己找个点 -我去塔上 -Find yourself a nest. -I'm gonna take the tower.
想要这个手提箱的人一定有钱有势 Whoever wants this briefcase is a serious high roller
因为马格努森的委托金是天文数字 'cause Magnusson's fee is astronomical.
目标要下车了 所有人提高警戒 Releasing the package. I want everyone on high alert.
中了 And bingo.
哦 那太可怕了 Oh. That is awful.
他看着像 穿着窗帘的利伯拉斯[美国钢琴家] It's like Liberace banged a set of curtains.
你认识那个家伙? You know that dude
我不确定 I'm not sure.
马格努森 屋顶上有三只鸽子 Magnusson, three pigeons on the rooftop.
让我看看这个混蛋 Let me see this motherfucker.
-他们有那个被偷走的手提箱 -开枪 -They have the stolen briefcase. -Take the shot.
哦操 仙图的枪 Oh, shit Zento Gun
把亚里斯多德带到安全的地方 Get Aristotle to safety now.
人员分散进行包围 给我拿到手提箱 Scatter and converge. Get that case
他们不会知道我们有五条逃生路线 They won't know we have five possible escape routes.
他们有五条逃生路线 They have five possible escape routes.
应该用诱饵的 Should've used a decoy.
看来他们没有诱饵 长官 It appears they have no decoy, sir.
-天啊 他们也太业余 -好了 快走 -My God, they're amateurs. -Alright, let's go
快 Come on
如果你听我的 我们现在就会有撤离工具了 If you'd listened to me, we'd have an extraction vehicle waiting
这些白痴连撤离工具都没有 These idiots don't even have an extraction vehicle.
布莱斯 快上那辆面包车 Bryce, get to the van
快点去 现在 Go Now
让它动起来 布莱斯 Move it, Bryce
马格努森认出我了 Magnusson recognised me,
代表他可能预测到了我接下来每个行动 which means he probably knows my moves.
我压根儿不知道这些智障是谁 I don't recognise any of these losers.
格杀勿论 Shoot to kill.
布莱斯 我们得走了 Bryce, we gotta go
快好了 Just a moment
-好了 -快走 -Got it Go -Let's go
♪给我一辈子的许诺和充满梦想的世界♪ ♪Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams♪
♪说一种语言…♪ ♪Speak a language... ♪
鹦鹉在逃脱 让他们保持在视线之内 Parrot is loose. Keep it in sight.
布里斯 小心 Breese, watch out
♪嗯 不会错的……♪ ♪Mmm, it can't be wrong... ♪
哇 Wow
这家伙的开车技巧真是不可思议 Wow, this guy's handling skills are actually incredible.
♪你是最棒的…♪ ♪You're simply the best... ♪
我只想说 I just wanted to say,
能和你这等级的车手进行汽车追逐绝对是一种荣幸 it's an absolute honour to be engaged in a car chase with someone of your skill set.
谢谢你 很感谢你的称赞 Thank you. I really appreciate that.
史提夫·麦昆也比不上你 Steve McQueen ain't got shit on you.
好莱坞动作片影星 赛车双料得奖选手
我想这是你第一次对我说好话 I think that's the first time you've ever said anything nice to me.
♪你就是最好的♪ ♪You're simply the best. ♪
布莱斯 布莱斯 Bryce Bryce
-上车 达瑞斯 -跑 跑 跑 -Get in the car, Darius. -Go, go, go
布莱斯 你在搞什么鬼 Bryce, what the fuck
滚开 混蛋 Move, motherfucker
你他妈给他吃了什么 What the fuck did you give him
只是止痛药 Just painkillers.
但他妈的他太娇弱了 But he's so fucking delicate.
鹦鹉在飞往西方 让他们保持在视线之内 Parrot is flying west. Keep it in sight.
喔不 别走楼梯 混蛋 Oh, no Not the stairs, motherfucker
我没穿运动胸罩 I'm not wearing a sports bra
我的天啊 这家伙是疯子 Jesus, this guy's a lunatic.
这他妈才不是蜜月旅行 混账东西 This is no fucking honeymoon, motherfucker
这是屎月旅行 This is shittymoon
我得说 其实今天过得挺不错的 I'd say we had a pretty great fucking day
-你他妈在开玩笑吗 -有购物 -Are you fucking kidding me -Shopping.
有美酒品尝 Wine-tasting.
是啊 用别人的钱 Yeah, with someone else's money
有花 Flowers.
还有《妈妈咪呀》[音乐剧] Mamma mia
剩一只鸟还在飞行 One bird still remaining in flight.
♪该死的歌剧♪ ♪Fucking opera ♪
你还给我睡着 臭混蛋 And you fell asleep, motherfucker
午安 我想提出停火协议 Good afternoon. I'd like to offer up a ceasefire.
哦 Oh.
你交出手提箱 我就会解开手环 You hand over that briefcase and I'll gladly undo that bracelet.
当然 Sure.
好家伙 Bugger me.
这就是布里斯的偶象的结局 Ah, that's the end of Breese's idol.
鹦鹉在飞往南方 拿到那箱子 Parrot's flying south. Get the case.
哦 不 求你了 Oh, no, por favor
当我说"现在" 你就把车门踢开 When I say "now", crack your door.
就是... And...
现在 ...now
干 妈的 Oh, fuck
-啊 -哦 操 -Ah -Oh, fuck
哦 上帝啊 我要死了 Oh, my God I'm gonna die
哦 上帝啊 Oh, my God
有我在 冷静点 I got you, Calm down
啊 Argh
欧耶 Oh, yes
操 Shit.
你他妈在跟我开玩笑吧 Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me
什么鬼 What the fuck
降下去 Dive
我们甩掉他们了吗 Did we lose them
没 你没甩掉 No, you didn't lose them
哦 干 Oh, shit
索尼娅 Sonia
给我回来车里 Get the fuck back in the car
你是想甩掉我吗 Are you trying to get rid of me
我是甩他妈的车 Swinging out the fucking car
那混蛋在装填 你来开车 Motherfucker's reloading. Take the wheel.
啊 Argh
你在干什么 What are you doing
-抓紧了 宝贝 -达瑞斯 -Hang on, baby -Darius
哦 操 Oh, fuck
哦 Ooh.
这些东西没有系好安全带 They didn't wear their seatbelts.
"昨晚波托菲诺某夜总会发生激烈火拼 三名罪犯在逃..." The three fugitives responsible for a nightclub shootout in Portofino last night...
阁下 您的电话 Phone call for you, sir.
"据信正躲藏在意大利的某个角落" ..and are believed to be hiding somewhere in Italy.
-"我们的全球新闻记者..." -说 Our world news correspondent... Yeah
阁下 很抱歉 那三个逃犯成功脱逃了 Sir, I'm sorry to inform you, but the three fugitives managed to escape.
"警方追踪名誉扫地的保镖迈克·布莱斯" police search for disgraced bodyguard Michael Bryce,
"国际骗子索尼娅·金凯…" international con woman Sonia Kincaid...
我要抓活的 When you find them, I want them alive.
♪小布你睡着了 你该死的快醒来♪ ♪You're asleep, little Breese. Can you please wake the fuck up♪
♪在你的睡梦中 想想索尼娅还有她手腕上的炸弹♪ ♪In your slumber, think of Sonia. And the bomb that's on her wrist. ♪
嘿 那些药是什么鬼 Hey What the fuck were those pills
-只是锂 -锂? -It's just lithium. -Lithium
去甲肾上腺素 多巴胺和血清素 对神经有安定作用
宝贝 锂不是止痛药 Baby, lithium's not pain medication.
达瑞斯 这是为了控制我的压力 而且压力是一种痛 It's to manage my stress, Darius, and stress IS pain.
小布 要再来点吗 Breesey, you want some more?
你不要靠近我 Don't you come anywhere near me.
我受够你们两个了 I've had it with you two.
很抱歉这么说 索尼娅 但你疯了 I'm sorry to say this, Sonia, but you are crazy.
喂 混蛋 你不能这么跟我老婆说话 Hey, hey, hey, motherfucker, you can't talk to my wife that way.
怎么不行 她会是个糟糕的母亲 Why not? She'd make a terrible mother.
我连恰奇娃娃都不会想给她照顾 I wouldn't leave a Chucky doll in her care.
电影《鬼娃回魂》里的娃娃
你他妈现在必须立刻对索尼娅道歉 You need to apologise to Sonia right the fuck now.
哦 去他妈的 "你得道歉..." Oh, fuck this. "You gotta apologise..."
怎么 你要射我吗 What, are you gonna shoot me now?
年度最佳父亲 我等不及了 Father of the Year right here. Can't wait.
嘿 你要去哪 混蛋 Hey Hey, where you going, motherfucker
我说 "道歉" I said, "Apologise"
我要把这锂鬼玩意儿排出 呼 Well, I'm just gonna ride the lithium out. Whoo
操 Fuck.
你好 我是迈克·布莱斯 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce.
请留言 祝你有个3A的一天 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
未来的迈克 我真的很迷茫 Future Michael, I'm really lost.
给我个提示吧 Give me a sign.
"信号服务已超出范围" Your service is currently out of range.
该死的 那两个神经病在试图毁掉我的生活 Goddamn it. Now those two psychos are trying to ruin my life.
宝贝 你还好吗 Babe, you alright?
我很好 I'm great.
我是说 这趟蜜月真是太爽了 I mean, our honeymoon is a delicious fuckery.
我的子宫里没有胎儿 但我手腕上有个炸弹 I don't have a foetus in my womb, but I do have a bomb on my wrist.
换句话说 你把我拖进这种生活方式 In other words, this lifestyle that you dragged me into
让我成为了我们甚至都不存在的孩子的可怕母亲 has made me a horrendous mother of the children we don't even have.
再换句话说 这都是你的错 In other words, this is all your fault
这他妈怎么是我的错 How the fuck is this my fault
如果我没记错 我可没在社交舞会上对你搭讪 Now, if I remember, I didn't meet you at no goddamn debutante ball.
替他挡了一枪 Took a bullet for him.
也替她挡了一枪 Took a bullet for her.
老布莱斯是大家最喜欢的肉盾 是吧 Yeah, old Bryce is just everybody's favourite little bullet caddy, isn't he?
好啊 游戏开始了 来吧 OK, game on. Come on.
给我个提示 Give me a sign.
任何提示 Any sign.
求你了 Please.
托斯卡纳 8公里
好吧 这是个指示牌[双关] 但不是我要找的那种 OK, that is a sign, it's just not the one I'm looking for.
欢迎拜访托斯卡纳
任何东西 随便什么都好 Anything. Anything at all
托斯卡纳在等你
我知道你想做什么 我... 你想玩? 我们就来玩啊 I see what you're doing. I... You wanna play ball? We're gonna play ball.
-为你的狗屎负点责任吧 -拜托 -Take some responsibility for your shit. -Come on!
索尼娅 这不是我的错 Sonia, it ain't my goddamn fault
-你真的让我... -嘿 -You're really making me... -Hey.
什么 What?
我刚才说了一些可怕的话 I said some awful stuff back there
因为我被喂了锂 because I was involuntarily administered lithium.
我接受道歉 Apology accepted.
我没在道歉 I'm not apologising.
但我知道有谁能帮我们 But I know someone who can help us out.
这和那什么碰枪规则有关吗 你也不能按门铃? Is this like that gun thing? You can't press doorbells either?
自从我丢了执照后 就没跟我爸说过话 It's just I haven't spoken to my father since I lost my licence.
所以你承认你没有执照咯 So, you're admitting you're unlicensed.
你不懂 You don't understand.
他是有史以来最伟大的保镖 He's the greatest bodyguard who ever lived...
而我只是... 我 ..and I'm just...me.
你干什么 你在干什么 What are you doing? What are you doing?
操 Fuck
好吧 Alright.
布莱斯先生在后面 他在砍柴 Mr Bryce out back. He chop the wood.
他一会儿就回来了 我去给你倒点水 He be a moment. I'll get you some water.
原来这3A狗屎是个家族的幻想 This Triple-A shit is a family fantasy.
嗨 爸爸 Hey, Papa.
我从没想过会以这模样回家 I never imagined I'd be coming home like this.
我一直以为可能会在不同的状况之下回家 I always thought it would be under different circumstances.
相信你也知道 我的... 我的执照在审查中 As I'm sure you know, my... my licence is under review.
我很抱歉让你蒙羞 I'm sorry for being such a disgrace.
我们真的需要你的帮助 We really need your help.
在外面的世界 你是个没有执照的保镖 Out there in the world, you're an unlicensed protection agent,
但在这里 你是我儿子 but here... here you are my son
这里是你的家 and this is your home.
什么鬼 What the fuck
噢 Aww
冷静一点 Just chill.
我想和我爸共度期待已久的时光 I'm trying to have a long awaited moment with my dad.
我明白 你吓坏了 I get it. You're freaking out.
-他 他是 -一个传奇 是的 -He's...he's...he's... -A legend. Yes.
这对你来说很奇怪 但对我来说 他只是爸爸 That's weird for you, but, to me, he's just Papa.
-不 我吓坏了是因为... -因为他的嗓音是如此的深沉浑厚 -No, I'm freaked out because... -Because his voice is so deeply rich in its timbre
没错 这很了不起 但很多人的声音... Yes. It's remarkable, but a lot of people sound...
不 混蛋 不是他的声音 No, motherfucker, it's not his voice.
-其实是他... -是出版过的作家吗 -It's the fact that he... -Is a published author?
哈 是什么 达瑞斯 Huh? What is it, Darius?
说出来吧 老实说 听你斗圈子很累人 Spit it out, 'cause, frankly, it's exhausting to hear you beat about the bush.
-是"兜" 儿子 -什么 -'Around', Junior. -I'm sorry?
这一句话是 "兜圈子" 才对 The expression is 'beat around the bush'.
-有趣 -是"兜" -Interesting. -It's 'around'.
-抱歉 我是... -我知道你是谁 -Sorry, I'm... -I know who you are.
我有看新闻 I watch the news.
你好 亲爱的 Hello, my dear.
-很高兴见到你 布里斯的父亲 -是我的荣幸 Nice to meet you, Mr Breese father. -My pleasure.
你有个可爱的儿子 You have a lovely son.
能移除手腕那东西嘛? Can we have it removed
好的 我们会尽力的 Well, we'll do our best.
-朱塞佩 -是 先生 -Giuseppe -Yes, sir.
准备安全屋 还有拆除TI-47的必要设备 Make arrangements for a safe house and the necessary equipment to unlink a TI-47.
你他妈什么时候才要告诉我你爸是黑人 When the fuck were you gonna tell me your dad was black
是继父 我看不出这有什么关系 Stepdad. And I fail to see how that's relevant.
你为何不用心去看 而非用你的仇恨 Why don't you start seeing with your heart instead of your hate?
-是的 -关系 用心 仇恨? -Yeah. -Relevant Heart Hate?
-你他妈在说什么 -你很清楚我在说... What the fuck are you talking about -You know exactly what I'm...
-好了 孩子 -我很抱歉 爸爸 Alright now, boys, boys... -I'm sorry, Papa.
不要在我家吵架 好吗 No bickering under my roof, OK?
-遵命 -谁饿了 -Understood. -Who's hungry?
-我可以吃 -很好很好 -I can eat. -Good, good.
-饿了吗 -我有点饿了 -Hungry? -I'm a little peckish.
这些是父亲为国家元首们挨的子弹 These are all the bullets Dad's taken for heads of state.
哦 让人印象深刻 Ooh, impressive.
没什么比挨子弹更能让你觉得自己是个男人了 Nothing like taking a bullet to make you feel like a man.
是啊 我也挨过20枪 Yeah, I've taken 20 myself.
我也挨过枪 I took a bullet.
-是吗 -是啊 为了达瑞斯 -Yeah? -Yeah, for...for Darius.
我救了他的命 对吧 达瑞斯 I saved his life. Right, Darius?
布里斯那时在海牙为我老公挡了一枪 Breese took a bullet for my husband at The Hague.
他很勇敢 He was very brave.
过来看看 就在那里 Check it out. Right there.
布莱斯 那看起来象雀斑 Bryce, that looks like a freckle.
他昨晚还为我挨了一管散弹枪 He also took a shotgun blast for me last night.
好吧 其实我当时穿着凯芙拉 Well, actually, well, I was wearing Kevlar.
凯芙拉? 真正的3A从来不穿凯芙拉 Kevlar Real Triple-As never wear Kevlar.
当然前提是 布莱斯和他那把可靠的的折叠刀 Course, knowing Bryce and his trusty penknife,
他会在危险到来之前就解决掉 he'll have the danger all taken care of before it even gets to that.
你就笑吧 无数国家元首都被折叠刀干掉了 You...you laugh, but countless heads of state have been taken out by the penknife.
来无影去无踪 No-one sees it coming.
来了 埃琳娜的意式冰淇淋 Ah, yes, Elena's gelato.
这里最好的意式冰淇淋… Best gelato this side...
布莱斯 Bryce
失陪一下 Excuse me a moment.
布莱斯 Bryce.
布莱斯 Bryce
他怎么了 What's wrong with him
是因为冰淇淋 It's the gelato.
我忘了 这是个触发器 I forgot. It's a trigger.
为什么 Why?
布莱斯所有的回忆都是和他母亲在一起的 All of Bryce's memories are with his mother.
她以前叫他 "小保镖" She used to call him her 'little bodyguard'.
每个星期天 她都会带布莱斯去游乐场 Every Sunday, she would take Bryce to the amusement park.
但他感兴趣的并不是那些游乐设施 But it wasn't the rides he was interested in.
而是意大利冰淇淋 It was the gelato.
哦 是的 Oh, yes.
布莱斯权衡岩石路和薰衣草无花果口味的优缺点 Bryce weighed the pros and cons of rocky road versus lavender fig.
似乎没完没了 It seemed endless.
然后发生了什么 他是不是选错了口味 Then what happened? Did he choose the wrong flavour?
不是 亲爱的 是命运选择了他的母亲 No, my dear. Fate chose his mother.
直至今天 我都想不明白 一个290磅的意大利胖子 To this day, I have no idea why a full-figured 290-pound Italian man
为什么会想要玩伞兵 wanted to ride the Paratrooper.
事实上 我也不想知道 Truth is, I don't wanna know.
有些事情还是不说为妙 Some things are best left unsaid.
而布莱斯 他选择了自责 And Bryce, well, he chose to blame himself.
这就是他一定要系安全带的理由 That's why he loves seatbelts.
还是没解释 为什么他这么烦人? Still doesn't explain why he's so annoying.
你才烦人 You're annoying.
嗨 嗨 嗨 Hi. Hi. Hi.
-你还好吗 -我很好 很好 -Are you OK? -I'm fine. I'm fine.
-要我帮你推吗 -不 不 不 谢谢 -Do you want me to push you? -No, no, no, no, no. Thank you.
我只是 有时候我醒着的时会哭 所以... I just... I cry sometimes when I'm awake, so..
你父亲告诉我们你母亲的事了 Your father told us what happened to your mother.
如果我早一分钟决定桃子口味 她现在就还活着 Ah, if I'd just ordered peach gelato a minute sooner, she'd still be alive.
这是我的错 我明白了 It's my fault. My bad. I get it.
哦 不 这不是你的错 Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not your fault.
你不能把错揽在自己身上 You cannot blame yourself.
我是说 内疚是正常的 I mean, it's perfectly normal to feel guilty.
我比你想象的更了解你 I understand you better than you think.
我妈妈被鲨鱼吃了 My mother was eaten by a shark.
看着自己的母亲被野兽吃掉 You know, seeing your mother being devoured by a beast,
会给你带来超乎想象的创伤 it can really traumatise you more than you can think.
但我的天 这真的对你造成了很大的阴影对吧 But my God, has it done a number on you, honey.
我是说 你搞砸的事数不胜数 I mean, you are fucked up in more ways than I can count.
-终于一切都说得通了... -是的 -Now it all makes sense... -Yeah.
包括你如此迷恋我胸部 including your obsession with my boobs.
什么 你刚才说... 你胸部? What? I'm sorry. Did you say... With your boobs?
我才没有意淫你的胸部 从来没有 I've never thought about your boobs, not even once.
得了吧 你被我的胸部迷住了 Come on, you're obsessed with my boobs.
天啊 够了 Jesus Christ, alright.
你救我的时候 你温柔地用手抚住我的双峰 When you saved me, you very gently cupped your hands
把我从弹海中推开 and pushed me by the boobs to save me from the bullet.
没什么部位可以选了 Not a lot of alternative real estate there.
我能听见你身体里那小男孩哀嚎着 "妈咪 别死 我还需要你" I could hear the little boy inside of you, screaming, "Mommy, please don't die! I need you!"
我觉得我应该不是这样喊的 I don't think that's what I was screaming.
我完全没有... I don't sound like that... at all.
-如果这能让你好受点... -并没有 -If it makes you feel any better... -It doesn't.
我也不能吃冰淇淋 ..I cannot eat gelato either.
好喔 这没让我感觉好受 我根本不在乎 Right. Doesn't make me feel better. I don't care.
我有乳糖不耐症 I'm lactose-intolerant.
我还是不在乎 所以... 我要回去了 I still don't care, so... I'm gonna head back inside.
我觉得他们正在享用 自尊 I think they're serving, um, self-esteem.
好的 这太棒了 真的 真的很棒 OK. Hey, this was great. It was really, really great.
-要去安全屋... -太好了 非常感谢 -To get to the safe house... -Excellent. Excellent. Thank you very much.
所以 我们只要在这里向右转 So, we just go up here and make a right.
好消息 我的联系人说一切准备妥当 Good news. My contact says everything is all set.
很快就能把TI-47移除掉 We'll have that TI-47 off you in no time.
同时 我会处理好国际刑警 Meanwhile, I'll sort everything out with Interpol.
索尼娅 给他们点空间 Sonia. Let's let 'em have a moment together.
布莱斯 冰淇淋的事我很抱歉 Bryce... I'm... sorry about the gelato.
嘿 很多人丢了执照后就一蹶不振 Hey... A lot of guys lose their licence and never come back.
看看你 你会成为英雄 Look at you. You're gonna be a hero.
我得到更多的消息后 我会去安全屋找你 I'll come down to the safe house and see you after I've got some more information.
我也会和审查委员会谈谈 确保你的声音不会被忽略 I'll also have a talk with the review board, see to it you get a good hearing.
谢谢你 谢谢 爸爸 Thank you. Thank you, Dad.
不用担心 No worries.
对了 布莱斯 开那台捷豹吧 Oh, Bryce... Take the Jag.
捷豹? The Jag?
我小时候看一眼都不行的那台? The one I wasn't even allowed to look at as a kid?
这是你应得的 You've earned it.
♪哦 宝贝 哦 哦 我做了什么哦 宝贝…♪ ♪Oh, baby! Uh, uh, what did I do Oh, baby... ♪
该死 我爱死这辆车了 Damn, I love this motherfucking car.
-耶 -但你更爱我 -Yeah -But you love me more.
-我的宝贝 -呼 -Ooh, baby -Whoo
我爱上了爱情 I'm in love with love
哦 Oh
♪比蜜还甜 女孩 你可以照亮我的一天♪ ♪Sweeter than honey, girl! You can brighten up my day... ♪
我们能不能承认一下 我们不仅安全了 Can we just acknowledge for one second that not only are we safe.....
我想我那执照也将回来了 这都是我爸的功劳 but I think I'm gonna get my licence back, all because of my father.
我为你感到开心 布里斯 I'm so happy for you, Breese.
宝贝 Baby...
有件事我一直想告诉你 There's something I've been meaning to tell you.
-我... -什么 --I... -What?
我想要加入老爸的保镖公司 You know, I think I'm gonna join Dad's agency.
"布莱斯和儿子" "Bryce and Son".
听起来... 有点拗口 喔啊 That sounds... A little cotton mouth. Whoa.
你们俩能不能把手从对方身上挪开? Sounds... You guys just can't keep your hands off each other.
这个感觉很熟悉 This feels familiar.
我没有 我没事不会把袋子套在脸上 I don't spend that much time with my head in bags.
你能不能至少识破一次埋伏啊 You think maybe once you could spot the ambush?
-哦 -小心我的发型 操你妈 -Oh. -Watch my hair, motherfucker.
不可能 梅格? No way. Mags?
我是你的狂粉 Huge fan!
你是在开玩笑吗 Are you seriously dick-riding right now?
真心不骗 他是我的英雄 100%. He's my hero.
我在考虑吸电子烟了 I'm thinking about getting into vaping.
似乎是我该做的事 Seems like the right thing to do.
A$$ 标志是什么 What in the A-double-money-sign is that
亚里斯多德·帕帕多普罗斯 Aristotle Papdopolous.
我的小烤肉串 My little souvlaki.
我亲爱的布加察 My sweet bougatsa.
我的挚爱 My darling.
我以为我永远失去了你 I thought I had lost you forever.
多少不眠之夜 So many sleepless nights.
我在绝望的迷宫中徘徊了好久 So long have I wandered in a maze of despair.
呃 有人说一下这他妈的是怎么回事吗 Uh, anybody wanna tell me what the fuck's going on here?
摩纳哥 Monaco.
一个迷失了的女孩 在赌桌上跟有钱的男人耍花招 A girl who had lost her way, turning tricks with wealthy men at craps tables.
直到她遇见一位神秘的希腊人 But when she met a mysterious Greek man,
他教会她生活中还有更多的东西 he taught her there was more to life.
艺术 文学 舞蹈和激情的生活 A life of art, literature, dance and passion.
她学会了欣赏生活中的美 She learned to appreciate the finest things in life.
但当她的古驰高跟因他豪华游艇上的廉价甲板折断时 But when the cheap decking aboard his megayacht snapped her beautiful Gucci heel
命运又发生了转折 fate took another turn.
她被附近渔民发现 She was found by fishermen.
她在床上躺了好几个星期 She laid in bed for weeks and
当她终于醒来时却得了 失忆症 when she finally woke, she had amnesia.
现在看着你的脸 听着你如此贴近我耳朵的声音 Now seeing your face and listening to your voice so closely to my ear,
记忆如涌泉般全回来了 it all came rushing back to me.
-你治好了我的失忆症 -嗯 -You've cured me. -Mm.
能帮我套回头套吗? Can you put the hood back on?
你跟这混蛋有过往? You got history with this motherfucker?
如果早知道拿走手提箱的是你 And if I'd known earlier it was you who had my case,
我肯定会像对待阿佛洛狄忒一样对待你 I would have ensured you were treated like the Aphrodite you are.
代表爱情 美丽与性爱的女神
谢谢 Thank you.
-把这两位... -哦 -Have these two... -Oh.
带去刑讯室让卢卡斯和弗朗西斯科处理 brought to Lucas and Francesco in my torture chambers.
刑讯室? Torture chamber?
-他是说"恰恰室"吗 -操你妈 不是 -Did he say, "Cha-cha chamber"? -No, motherfucker, he did not!
也许有一天你会明白 Perhaps one day you'll learn
伟人不需屈尊粗俗来表达自己 that great men don't need to stoop to vulgarity to express themselves.
我知道怎么表现自己 混蛋 Oh, I know how to express myself, motherfucker.
-带他们离开 -相信我 我只是还没开始表现而已 -Take them away. -Believe me. I have not begun to express myself.
那个 有独立的酷刑室吗? Do we have separate torture chambers
这伟大计划的最后一步将让欧洲的暴行付出代价 The final piece of my master plan -to win justice for Europe's atrocities.
带着这个到技术中心 然后备好我的游艇 Take it to the technology centre and have my yacht prepared.
跟我来 Come with me.
我有东西给你看 I have something to show you.
这是我们共同的梦想房间 The room we dreamed of building together.
太神奇了 Oh, amazing.
在你消失后 Yes, I had it completed after you disappeared
我希望这能成为让你回家的灯塔 in the hope it would be a beacon for your return.
你有没有想过 说不定她是在骗你 You ever think that...that maybe she's conning you?
什么 What?
我只是说 她是个诈骗女 I'm just saying, she's a con woman.
诈骗女就是做这些的 That's what con women do.
哄骗人? 我不知道你们是怎么说的 Con person? Person I don't know how you say that.
你们能过会儿再来吗 我们正在... Could you guys come back a little bit later? We're in the middle of a...
你们要告诉我们 你们知道的一切 You're gonna tell us everything you know.
哦 我的天 Oh, my God.
我他妈什么屎都不会告诉你 I'm not telling you a motherfucking thing.
你电击他一整天都没关系 You can taser him all the fucking live-long day
他死也不会吐出一个字的 and he won't say a goddamn word.
所以你没再组过任何家庭了吗 So, you never had a family?
你是我唯一的挚爱 You were my only true love.
你受太多苦了 You have suffered so much.
他能坚持一整天 He can go all day with that.
你可以电他整天 这只会让他更生气 You can electrocute him all day. It'll only make him angrier.
-呼 -嗯 好啊 -Hoo -Mm-hm. Yeah.
稍等 我呢 我会坦白一切的 Wait. I, on the other hand, will tell you everything.
-我会告诉你一切 只要你... -认真? -I'll tell you everything if you just keep... -Really?
当时我正在度假 索尼娅突然出现 Sonia showed up. I was on vacation.
哦 混蛋 Oh, motherfucker
她说金凯遇上麻烦 然后国际刑警就出现了 She said Kincaid was in trouble and then Interpol came.
我甚至都不知道这些刑警从哪冒出来的 I don't even know where those guys came from.
那家伙叫波比·欧尼尔 The guy's name was Bobby O'Neill.
或是罗伯特·欧尼尔 反正那家伙很恶毒 Probably Robert O'Neill. That guy was mean.
重点是 他想让我们达成某笔交易 The point is that he wanted us to make a buy.
我甚至不知道要交易什么 可能是毒品之类的 I don't even know what a buy is. That's, like, a drug thing?
我的意思是 那可以是任何东西 I mean, that could be anything.
-你跟他谁是弗朗西斯科... -放我下来 -Is that Francesco or are you... -Let me down!
放我下来 混蛋 Let me down, motherfucker
考虑到你的情况 我给你看这个真是太不近人情了 It is insensitive of me to show you this considering your condition.
-我的什么? -卡洛是我的同事 -My what? -Carlo was an associate of mine.
他发现你丈夫在一家生育诊所 When he found your husband, he was at a fertility clinic.
-生育诊所? -他在买健康的卵子 -A fertility clinic? -Buying fresh eggs.
我以为 你有不孕症 I assumed...you were barren.
阁下 有情况 Sir, we have a situation.
提醒我 千万别告诉你任何事 Remind me never to tell you shit.
-我们自由了 不是吗 -是的 操 -Well, we're free, aren't we? -Yeah, fuck it.
算了 我们去救我的宝贝吧 Let's go save my girl.
我不知道我是否相信失忆这种狗血剧情 I don't know if I buy this whole amnesia thing.
怎么突然变那么恨她 她明明就爱死你了 All this sudden hating on Sonia. She fucking loves you
我没有憎恨索尼娅 只是这让我想起了某些事 I'm not hating on Sonia. I'm just saying... I just reminds me of something, you know?
就象想起一本书或电影之类的 It's like a book or a movie or something.
拜托不要在山洞里开枪 Please don't fire a gun in a cave!
操你妈 你又没被电 闭嘴 Motherfucker, you didn't get tased. Shut up.
我想我们会发掘狼牙棒的用途 Huh I guess we'll find out what a mace will do.
噢 我觉得那只是装饰 Oh, that's...that's decorative, I think.
我到底想起什么 这让我快发疯了 What is it? It's gonna drive me crazy.
《落水姻缘》 'Overboard'
1987年喜剧爱情片
库尔特·拉塞尔 戈尔迪·霍恩 主演 她也失忆了 Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn. She gets amnesia.
喔呜 感觉舒服多了 Oh, I feel so much better
放屁 Oh, bullshit.
干 我想带走那狼牙棒 Whoa, shit I wanted to keep that fucking mace.
-索尼娅 索尼娅 -别喊啦 -Sonia Sonia Sonia -Hey Stop yelling!
你会害死我们的 Hey, you're gonna get us fucking killed.
-她在那 她就在那 -不 不 不 -There she is! There she is! -No, no, no, no.
-索尼娅 我来接你了 -你骗了我 -Sonia I'm coming to get you -You lied to me.
-什么 -我们的蜜月洞房夜 -What -The night of our honeymoon.
-你没有接到工作 -真的要现在说这些吗 -You didn't take a job. -Are we really doing this now?
你是去生育诊所买卵子 因为你觉得我的已经烂掉了 You went to a fertility clinic to buy fresh eggs because you think mine are rotten.
宝贝 你不能像在杂货店那样在生育诊所买到卵子 Baby, you can't buy eggs at a fertility clinic like a grocery store.
那个混蛋在骗你 That motherfucker's lying to you!
你是想要逃亡的生活 还是想要稳定的家庭 Do you want a life on the run or do you want the stability of a family?
再见 达瑞斯 我们结束了 Goodbye, Darius. It's over.
-别这样 宝贝 -我们得走了 -Baby, no. -We gotta go. We gotta go.
-达瑞斯... -索尼娅 索尼娅 拜托 -Darius... -Sonia, Sonia! Please!
♪ 爱... ♪ ♪ Love... ♪
我们走吧 Let's go!
♪令人生气的事 把你的心撕成碎片 ♪ ♪Is an angry thing. It'll tear your heart to pieces.♪
♪而爱 多么疯狂 总在你最不经意的时候让你溃堤♪ ♪And love, such a crazy thing. It'll break you down when you least expect it ♪
♪我以为我知道爱 其实我是被骗了♪ ♪Thought I knew about love. I've been deceived... ♪
♪爱不爱任何人♪ ♪Love don't love nobody... ♪
也许 她玩弄你是为了唬弄他 就象《双重特工》 Maybe she's playing him to play you, you know, like a triple cross.
1966年英法战争间谍电影
科没有什么他妈的《双重特工》 There's no fucking triple cross.
如果那是她想要的生活 而他可以给她 那他更有吸引力 If that's the lifestyle she wants and he can give it to her, more power to him.
而我银行里没存款 背后又有穷追不舍的国际刑警 I got no money in the bank, Interpol's always in my ass
而且我是个只会射"空包弹"的杀手 and I'm a hit man shooting blanks.
等等 等等 等一下 你说什么 Wait, wait, hold on. Wait, what?
不是子弹 操 是精子 Not bullets, motherfucker. Sperm.
我执行任务时蛋蛋被打中 但我没告诉过索尼娅 I got shot in the nuts on a job and I never told Sonia about it.
你没有睾丸 You don't have testicles
不 我的意思是 我有睾丸 No. I mean yes Yes, I have testicles.
右边蛋蛋是库尔伙伴合唱团 The right one, Kool & the Gang.
美国爵士 蓝调 灵魂乐 疯克和迪斯科音乐组合
左边那个是富戈齐乐队 The left one, Fugazi.
美国后硬核乐团
所以我的游泳选手不够强壮 游不过终点线 So, my swimmers aren't strong enough to get across the finish line
所以我给不了索尼娅她最想要的孩子 so I can give Sonia what she wants most in the world.
我说过 告诉她实话 I told you, just be honest with her.
如果你诚实以对 这一切就不会发生了 None of this would've happened if you were honest with her!
诚实只会让你被打得屁滚尿流或者进监狱 That shit always leads to an ass-whippin' or a jail sentence.
等我什么时候想见你时再见 I'll see you when I see you.
你要去哪里 Where are you going?
嘿 达瑞斯 Hey, Darius
达瑞斯 Darius!
爸爸 我们被埋伏了 而且... Dad, there was an ambush and...
捷豹怎么会在这里? What's the Jag doing here
你是我见过的最蠢的混蛋 You are the dumbest motherfucker I have ever met.
哇喔 这个 呃 Wow. That, uh...
我负责亚里斯多德在意大利的安保 你个白痴 I handle Aristotle's security detail while he's in Italy, you moron.
你 你竟然为坏人工作 You...you work for the bad guys?
一个3A保镖会把他的客户看得比上帝 家人 A Triple-A puts his clients ahead of God, family
和像你这样的娘们儿更重要 and certainly a pantywaist such as yourself.
你这个残忍的狗... 啊 啊 You are a cruel son of... Ah! Arrgh!
我该告发你的 但那等于承认你是个威胁 I would turn you in, but that would be an admission that I think you're a threat.
哦对了 布莱斯 我跟审查委员会谈过了 Oh, and, Bryce, I spoke to the review board.
他们同意我的意见 也就是你将被终身吊销执照 They agreed with me, you're barred for life.
我的亲生父亲绝不会这样对我 My real dad would never treat me like this.
你的亲生父亲 放屁 Your real dad. Bullshit.
没人知道你的生父是谁 Nobody knows who your real dad was.
你妈妈... 怎么说呢 Your mother was, how do I say it?
非常喜欢社交 intensely social.
哇 Wow.
现在 给我滚远点 你是我人生中的污点 Now, get off my trash. You're a stain on my legacy.
♪如果再也不用玩你的疯狂游戏 我不介意一个人睡♪ ♪Well, I don't mind sleeping alone. If it means I don't have to play your crazy games no more
♪你是我见过的最珍贵的事物 我不会让你溜走♪ ♪You're the most precious thing I've ever seen. But I ain't gonna let it slide.♪
♪我有应得的爱 希望在我发现属於我的爱人前 你能找回自我♪ ♪I know the love that I deserve. And I hope you find yourself before I find somebody else to be my love♪
♪希望在我发现属於我的爱人前 你能找回自我♪ ♪I hope you find yourself before I find somebody else to be my love... ♪
啊 啊 Ugh. Ugh!
啊 啊 Ugh! Ah!
世界上有那么多的酒馆 你却走进了这里 Out of all of gin joints in all the world, you walk into mine.
我爸耍了我们 他是亚里斯多德的安全主管 My dad screwed us. He's Aristotle's head of security.
而且 他真的很讨厌我 Also, he really hates me.
我欠你一个道歉 金凯 I owe you an apology, Kincaid.
你的遭遇真的比我好 You know, your thing really is better than my thing.
再也没有好好先生布莱斯了 No more Mr Nice Bryce.
我想当个坏蛋 我想要解放 I wanna be a bad-ass, you know? I wanna be loose.
嘿 我们应该喝点可乐 Hey...we should do some coke
混蛋 你会因过量的阿司匹林和无糖汽水而死 Motherfucker, you would OD on a baby aspirin and a diet soda.
我找达瑞斯·金凯 I wanna speak to Darius Kincaid, please.
这里有金凯先生吗 Is there a Mr Kincaid here?
谁找我 Who's asking?
-他老婆 王八蛋 -你的妻子 -His fucking wife, motherfucker -Your wife.
你他妈想干什么 而且你他妈怎么找到我的 What the fuck do you want and how the fuck did you find me
我找到你是因为他们发现你了 混蛋 I found you 'cause they found you, motherfucker.
有一队杀手在路上 你最好赶快离开那里 There's a kill team coming your way, so you better get the fuck out of there.
而且你竟敢对我发脾气 我可是冒着生命危险来这里 And how dare you give me attitude when I am risking my hot ass over here
就为了我们能继续度他妈的蜜月 so that we can have our fucking honeymoon.
那摩纳哥的那些破事呢 And what about all that shit in Monaco?
拜托 达瑞斯 你知道认识你之前我骗过多少人吗 Oh, come on, Darius, you know how many men I'd conned before you came along?
-我从来没有失忆症 -真的吗 -I never had amnesia. -For real?
你怎么会觉得我会离开你 How could you think for a second that I would leave you?
我完全无法想象没有你的生活 I can't imagine my life without you.
宝贝 我去生育诊所不是因为你 Baby, look, I didn't go to a fertility clinic because of you.
宝贝 Baby.
我才是不孕的原因 I think you can't get pregnant because of me.
我骗你是因为我知道你很想有个家庭 我不想让你失望 I lied to you because I know how much you want a family and I didn't wanna disappoint you.
你去了那家诊所 这样我就不用面对 You went to that clinic so I didn't have to confront the fact
我这年龄不易怀孕的事实了 that my tick-tock has ticked its last tock.
要是能有个家庭就好了 Would've been nice to have a family.
我们可以领养 We can adopt!
哦 对啊 宝贝 Oh, yes, baby!
你会成为最棒的爸爸 宝贝 You will be the BEST father, baby.
看看你对布里斯多好 I mean, look how good you've been for Breese,
那个脑袋失常 被遗弃的可怜孩子 this dysfunctional, abandoned poor child.
还有个明显很讨厌他的父亲 His father obviously hates him.
他没有任何朋友 I mean, he doesn't have any friends.
而你 你是他生命中的一缕阳光 And you, you've been nothing but a ray of sunlight.
我很爱你 索尼娅·金凯 I love you so much, Sonia Kincaid.
我会来救你的 And I'm coming to rescue your ass.
我比任何时候都爱你 我的小宝贝 I love you more than ever, mi cucaracha.
但你他妈最好快点 因为这混蛋疯了 But you better hurry the fuck up because this motherfucker is crazy
他要摧毁欧洲来拯救希腊 He's going to destroy Europe to save Greece.
他明天要钻进维亚雷焦的数据网然后搭游艇逃走 He's drilling into Viarregio's data grid tomorrow while he escapes on his yacht.
你必须阻止他 You have to stop him.
他妈的给我趴下 Get the fuck down!
呼 Whoo
-我对子弹免疫 -混蛋 你生来就不是念我台词的料 -Bullets are allergic to me... -Motherfucker, you were not born to say my lines
达瑞斯 达瑞斯 Darius? Darius?
失去挚爱是什么感觉 So, how does it feel to lose the one you love?
对我来说 会失眠 I, for one, did not sleep.
痛苦是 如此巨大 The pain was, uh... so immense.
失忆 Amnesia?
在开玩笑吗 Really?
你以为我没看过电影《落水姻缘》吗 Do you think I haven't seen the film 'Overboard'
库尔特·拉塞尔 戈尔迪·霍恩 Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn.
经典 A minor classic.
我的保安队已经消灭了你的蟑螂 My security has already exterminated your cucaracha.
你会孤独一人死去 没半个家人 And you will die alone and without a family.
这个世界上没人能杀死达瑞斯·金凯 No-one in this world can kill Darius Kincaid.
那个混蛋是杀不死的 That motherfucker is unkillable.
呼 Whoo!
哦 飞车追逐 Oh! Car chase.
哦 操 Oh, shit
♪你一直想要…♪ ♪You want it all the way... ♪
我是迈克·布莱斯 You've reached Michael Bryce.
请留言 祝你有个3A的一天 Leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
嘿 未来迈克 是我 Hey, future Mike. It's me.
操 你真的要现在打电话吗 -Fuck Are you seriously making a phone call right now?
哦 操 Oh, shit
我觉得我的精神之旅快完成了 I feel like my spiritual journey is almost complete.
但现在我意识到... But now I realise...
安逸是留给鲁蛇的 ..safety's for losers
呼 Whoo
以前的布莱斯已经不在了 The old Bryce, he is long gone.
我现在开车不系安全带了 I'm driving without a seatbelt now.
♪现在失去的太多了♪ ♪Now it's too much to lose...♪
这是件很疯狂的事 当你 失去了一切 It's a crazy thing that happens when you... when you lose everything.
操你妈 Shit!
你已经没什么可失去的了 You got nothing left to lose.
♪就象战争……♪ ♪It's like war It's like...♪
-就象 蒂姆·麦格罗常说的... -蒂姆·麦什么他妈是谁 -You know, it's like Tim McGraw always says... -Tim Mc-fucking-who?
你得活得像这是人生最后一刻 You gotta live like you were dying.
啊 Arrgh
这是我这辈子听过的最鬼扯的屁话 That is the lamest shit I have ever heard in my life
-我在事件视界上... -宝贝 我真的觉得 没有人在后面追 -I'm at the event horizon, -Baby. I mean, I feel truly... Nobody's after us.
黑洞最外层的边界
-开慢点 -我完全自由了 -Slow down. -..and completely free.
布莱斯 布莱斯 醒来 醒来了 Bryce, Bryce, Bryce, come back. Come back.
你不... 你不用开这么快 You don't...you don't have to go this fast.
不 不只是象征性的自由 而是真正的 完全自由 No, not just, like, symbolically free but, like, truly and absolutely 100% free.
我象一只鸟 I'm like a bird.
操 Fuck.
我没事 It's OK!
我膝盖 头 皮肤只是摔破皮而已 My knees, head and skin broke the fall.
我很好 I'm OK.
我要去见父亲了 我... 我真的很紧张 So, I'm gonna see my dad and I'm...I'm really nervous
因为我最想要的是让他以我为荣 because all I want in the world is for him to be proud of me.
我觉得你 未来的迈克 会因为这件事而感到骄傲 And I think you, future Michael, will be proud of me for dealing with this.
我知道我说了很多话 I know I've said a lot of things and...
不管这他妈的未来迈克是什么鬼东西 它都得消失 Whatever the fuck this future-Michael shit is, it's got to go.
你就是未来的迈克 混蛋 You ARE the future Michael, motherfucker.
我爸说我是他人生的污点 My dad called me a stain on his legacy.
天啊 我明白 Jesus Christ, look, I get it.
你就是个混蛋 好吗 You are a fuck-up, OK?
你是他妈有点问题 You got some fucking issues.
但你不能让一个和你没有任何血缘关系的混蛋来定义你 But you can't allow a motherfucker you share not one drop of DNA with to define you.
我一直想告诉你的事 Something I've been meaning to tell you.
我蛋蛋受伤的时候 我在布鲁塞尔 When I got clipped in the nuts... happened in Brussels.
布鲁塞尔 Brussels
我是迈克·布莱斯 你的政务保镖 I'm Michael Bryce, your executive protection agent.
-趴下 -开枪 -Get down -Shots fired
迎击 迎击 Contact! Contact!
啊 操你... Arrgh Motherf...
是我射爆了你的蛋蛋 你怎么不早告诉我 I'm the one who shot you in the nuts and you never thought to tell me that?
这对我来说是场胜利 而对你来说是个大大的失败 That's a W for me. That's a big L for you.
不 那是跳弹 Nah, it was a ricochet.
-跳个屁 王八蛋 -跳弹不算 -你输了 Ricochet my ass, motherfucker -Ricochets don't count... -It's an L for you.
-除非你叫他们... -认输吧 -操你妈 -..unless you call 'em... -Take the L -..motherfucker.
尽管你惹毛了我 Despite the fact you get on my last motherfucking nerve,
但你他妈还是个不错的保镖 you're a pretty good fucking bodyguard.
我再也拿不回我的执照了 那已经结束了 I'm never getting my licence back. That's over.
我爸跟审查委员会谈过了 我都完了 My dad talked to the review board. I'm done.
去他妈的审查委员会 操他妈那个叫爸爸的混蛋 Fuck the review board, fuck that motherfucker you call Dad.
你不需要执照 You don't need a licence.
保镖是做什么的 What do bodyguards do?
保护人 They protect people?
现在整个欧洲都需要你的保护 And the whole of Europe needs your protection right now.
跟我说 我没执照 我不在乎 Now, repeat after me -I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck.
我没有执照 I'm unlicensed and
真的很可悲 that's terrible... Ohh!
啊 Ahh!
再来 Again!
我没有执照 我他妈毫不在乎 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck.
大声点 Louder.
我没执照 我他妈才不屑呢 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck!
再大声点 Robust
我没执照 我他妈才不屑呢 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck!
现在 我们去做我们该做的事 去搞点什么 Now, let's go do what we do and fuck some shit up!
我们去干点什么吧 Let's go fuck some shit up!
-举起手来 -不 我没碰任何东西 -Hands in the air! -Nope! Wasn't touching it.
我们说的是实话 We're telling you the truth.
国际刑警组织总部
索尼娅告诉金凯 亚里斯多德正在维亚雷焦的数据枢钮钻孔 Sonia told Kincaid that Aristotle is drilling into the data junction at Viarregio.
罗马 意大利
他会在一小时内上传病毒 He's gonna upload the virus in an hour.
亚里斯多德太有影响力了 我们没法及时拿到搜查令 Aristotle is too influential. We won't get a warrant in time.
-让我们干掉他 -拜托 -Let us take him down. -Come on.
我们刚收到报告 他们在维亚雷焦中心某处进行钻探 We just got reports of drilling at a location in the centre of Viarregio.
我们在那地方有什么人? What assets do we have on the ground in that region?
离那最近的是波比·欧尼尔探员 The closest agent is Bobby O'Neill.
哦 他妈的 Oh, fuck!
也许我们来点波士顿风格了 Perhaps it's time we do things the Boston way.
很好 通知所有当地部队 派去钻探平台 Fine. Alert all local forces and send them to that drill.
-还有一艘巨型游艇正驶向国际海域 -天啊 -There's also a megayacht fleeing for international waters. -Christ's sakes.
不要当纪录片上的那些政府探员 So, don't be the government agent in the documentary
掌握了坏人的所有信息 结果还是让他们逃脱 who has all the info on the bad guy, then lets him go anyway.
-别做那种"人" -女人 -Don't be that guy. -Woman.
我觉得那有包含在里面 I think that's implied.
你需要什么才能阻止亚里斯多德 What do you need to stop Aristotle?
我们需要船 We need boats.
我们还需要枪 And we need guns.
这才是我的保镖 That's my motherfucking bodyguard!
-还有需要他们 -什么? And we need them. -What?
你们叫什么名字 What are your names?
-盖理 -约翰 -Gary. -Johan.
盖理 约翰 你们准备好开干了吗 Gary, Johan, are you ready to get your fuck on?
什么 What?
说错了 That came out wrong.
不是你们 是和我们一起 Not together. With us.
这也样说也不对 That also came out wrong.
你们要的是行动背景里的开干 You're gonna get your fuck on in an action context.
我们看到杀手和他保镖乘坐快艇离开港口 We have visual of the hit man and the bodyguard leaving port in a speedboat.
部署一级安全措施 Deploy level one security.
-快 快 快 -我们走吧 -Go, go, go, go -Let's move
盖理 我觉得我们寡不敌众 Hey, Gary, I think we're outnumbered
别他妈扯蛋 约翰 No fucking shit, Johan
啊 Arrgh
天啊 我希望盖理和约翰都没事 God, I hope Gary and Johan are OK.
他们怎么会认为那是我们 How the fuck did they even think that's us?
那些混蛋谁也没打到 Those motherfuckers didn't hit nobody!
这叫诱饵 达瑞斯 看看保镖101 Well, it's called a decoy, Darius. Bodyguarding 101.
我爸会部署三层安全措施 My dad's gonna have three levels of security.
-那是第一个 -真无趣 -That was the first. -Boring.
-无聊总是最好的 -给我滚出去 -Well, boring is always best. -Get the fuck outta here.
我要把船调头 I will turn this boat around!
你老板是怎么说我的 What was it your boss was saying about me?
"什么诡异的阴谋论 占用资源..." "Outlandish conspiracy theories. Tying up resources."
维亚雷焦
意大利
现在欧尼尔证明自己是没错 得到了一整批警察和特警队的护送 When O'Neill proves himself right, he gets a full police escort and a SWAT team.
我们还有30秒就到维亚雷焦了 We're 30 seconds out from Viarregio.
收到 Copy that.
如果我们不阻止钻探 他们就会上传病毒摧毁整个欧洲 If we don't stop the drill, they'll upload the virus and wipe out Europe.
-趴下 趴下 -趴在地上 -Get down, get down -On the ground!
趴下 趴下 每个人给我趴下 Get down, get down! Everybody down!
每个人给我趴下 Everybody down!
闭嘴 闭嘴 Shut up! Shut up!
等等 他说他们在建管道 Stop, stop. He says they're building pipes.
管道? Pipes?
什么样的管道? What kind of pipes
等等 这不是数据枢钮 Wait, this isn't a data junction.
什么 What?
这是一条高压污水管道 It's a high pressure sewage line.
-妈的 -不 -Shit -No!
这不是我们要找的钻孔机 It's not our drill.
你是说 我们把所有资源都派错地方了吗 Are you telling me that we've sent all our resources to the wrong location?
这里的工地经理告诉我 The site manager here is telling me
从码头偷来的钻机是深海钻机 the type of drill that was stolen from the dock is a deep-sea drill.
他们不是要在陆上钻洞 而是要在海上钻洞 They're not drilling on land, they're drilling in the ocean
不是维亚雷焦小镇 而是维亚雷焦"海沟" It ain't Viarregio the town, it's Viarregio the ocean trench.
猜猜下面有什么 欧洲的中央数据枢钮 And guess what's down there. Europe's central data junction.
什么 那是什么意思 What What does that mean?
这意味着欧洲的命运现在掌握在一名杀手和一名保镖手中 It means the fate of Europe is in the hands of a hit man and a bodyguard.
没有执照的... Who's unlicensed.
潜水员入水 Divers in the water.
维亚雷焦海沟
欧洲的数据枢纽
正在部署钻头 阁下 Deploying the drill now, sir.
钻头正在下降 Drill head descending.
100米 100 metres.
首先 我的小沙拉 我要你看着欧洲燃烧 First, my little taramasalata, you are going to watch Europe burn.
然后我会把你扔进海里 And then I am going to dump you at sea.
不过这次你没有项链了 But this time without the necklace.
船长 不明船只向我们靠近 Captain, unidentified vessel approaching us.
是杀手和保镖吗 Is it hit man and bodyguard?
不可能 It can't be.
一级安全措施已经把他们消灭了 Level one security neutralised them.
看好他们 Hmm. Attend to it.
遵命 阁下 Yes, sir.
这里没有人 船是空的 There's no-one here. The boat is empty.
早安 兔崽子 Buongiorno, motherfucker.
嘿 诱饵每次都有效 Decoys. Works every time.
你不是说这里有好几层保安吗 Didn't you say there were several layers of security?
第二级会更... Level two is gonna be much more, uh...
注意 Attention!
你们已经被完全包围了 We have you completely surrounded.
没有一丝逃出生 There is absolutely no chance of...
不是很实用 Not very practical.
嘿 我们能直接进入到最难的那层吗 Well, can we skip a couple of levels and get to the hard shit?
当然 Sure.
阁下 我们看到数据枢钮了 Sir, we have visual of the data junction.
你处理上层 我负责下面 You take the upper, I'll take the lower.
啊 Ahh!
哦 Ohh!
有趣了 你父亲告诉我你不碰枪了 That's funny, your father told me you weren't using guns.
我的休假结束了 Sabbatical's over.
现在把枪还来... 哦 Now, give me back my... Oh.
这是什么巫术 What sort of witchcraft is that?
操 Fuck!
准备好看表演了吗 Alright, you ready for the show?
呵 呵 Huh? Huh?
妈的 Fuck!
没关系 棒子可能满滑的 That's OK, they can be terribly slippery.
啊 Arrgh!
阁下 我们已经连接上数据枢钮了 Sir, we've made contact with the data junction.
启动钻孔流程 Initiating drill sequence.
你的枪法跟我奶奶一样 You shoot like my grandmother!
曼谷那个用屁股打乒乓球的老太婆? Is that the same grandmother who shoots ping-pong balls out of her ass in Bangkok?
我是日本人 你他妈无知的老东西 I'm Japanese, you ignorant geriatric.
看着 这只是轻微的刮刮 -Look...just... -Slight scratch.
-轻微的喷喷 -操 -Slight splash. -Oh... -Boom! -Shit Arrgh!
44口径的马格南 有六发子弹 Magnum .44 has six rounds.
你只剩一发了 鸡巴老化石 You have only one left, cock fossil.
操 Fuck.
我能看到拐角处 I can see around corners
穿过墙壁 还有沙发 Through walls... and sofas.
你连热信号看起来都很苍老 Even your heat signature looks old.
吃 屎 去 Kiss...my...ass.
♪爱哭的宝贝 爱哭的宝贝♪ ♪Cry baby, cry baby♪
♪那标志,它打开了我的眼界♪ ♪I saw the sign. And it opened up my eyes...♪
你很幸运 因为我喜欢这首歌 You're lucky...you're lucky! I love this song.
♪在你所处的光明中……♪ ♪Into the light where you be... ♪
数据枢钮受损 Data junction compromised.
开始上传"幻影H47病毒" Commence upload of Phantom H47 virus.
病毒开始上传 Virus upload initiated.
预计时间 六分锺 Estimated time, six minutes.
阁下 原来第一层保安追捕的是一个诱饵 Sir, it appears that level one were chasing a decoy.
马格努森和仙图会搞定的 Magnusson and Zento will take care of it.
杀了她 Kill her.
来吧 杀手 Come on, hit man!
病毒上传中 Virus uploading.
剩余时间 5分钟 Time remaining five minutes.
跟我的小菲洛斯打个招呼 Say hello to my little filos.
作为他的保镖 我强烈建议你放下枪 As his bodyguard, I strongly advise you put the gun down.
作为他的保镖 我强烈建议你放下枪 As HIS bodyguard, I strongly advise YOU to put the gun down.
我不能那么做 I can't do that.
我一通电话就能让你更新执照 One phone call and the review board renews your licence.
这就是你一直想要的 儿子 This is what you've always wanted, son.
他是我的朋友 He's my friend.
他是我最好的朋友 我永远的好朋友 He's my best friend. My BFF.
意思是"永远最好的朋友" That's 'best friends forever'.
-病毒上传中 -爸爸 -Virus upload. -Dad.
-剩余时间... -爸 爸 爸 该死 -Time remaining... -Dad. Dad, Dad Dammit!
-四分钟 -你穿凯芙拉? -..four minutes. -Are you wearing Kevlar
我当然要穿凯芙拉 Of course I'm wearing Kevlar.
我已经九十岁了 布莱斯 I'm a 90-year-old man, Bryce.
那么那些故事都是为了什么 What were all those stories about, then?
天... 哦 -Jesus. Ohh
那只是为了提高我出版书的销量 That was just to boost book sales.
是时候去死了 你这老乳牛 Time to die, you old cow.
他妈的臭婊子 Puta de mierda!
你父亲要送你去你该去的地方了 孩子 Your father's got you right where he wants you now, kid.
你不是我父亲 You're not my father.
只是我妈上过的一个男人 Just some dude my mom used to bang.
天啊 你干什么 God. what are you doing?
我要尿裤子了 That's making me pee.
这就是所谓的间谍情报技术 It's called tradecraft.
-真的"贱"谍 -病毒上传中 -You're so spry. -Virus upload.
剩余时间 三分钟 Time remaining three minutes.
忘记你的训练了吗 儿子 Forget your training, Junior?
你忘了是谁训练了我 You forget who trained me.
-啊 -操你妈 -Arrgh -Motherfucker
看来我们陷入僵局了 Guess we're at a stalemate.
我不这么想 I guess not.
亲爱的 搞定那个女骗子了吗 Hello, darling. Did you finish the con woman?
她的遗言和她丈夫说得满相似的 Her last words were that she had something in common with her husband.
我们都是他妈杀不死的 We're both fucking unkillable.
病毒上传中 剩余两分锺 Virus upload two minutes.
3A总是有三个 有什么遗言吗 给你说三句 Triple-A always has three. Any last words?
折叠刀功能实用多样 Penknife's a very versatile tool.
来无影去无踪 No-one sees it coming.
你... 操娘的混账东西 You...motherfuckers.
没错 还有没老二的爸爸 That's right, papa dickless.
你得好好争取一下叫我们混蛋的资格 You gotta earn the right to call us motherfuckers.
-操你妈 -啊 -Motherfucker. -Arrgh!
病毒上传中 Virus upload.
剩余时间 50秒 Time remaining, 50 seconds.
不赖嘛 Not bad.
-但你输了 -病毒上传中 -But you failed. -Virus upload.
-剩余时间... -不 不 不 -Time remaining... -No, no, no.
肯定有办法让这一切停止 There's gotta be a way to shut this down.
如果你阻止病毒 这艘船就会爆炸 This ship was rigged to explode if you stop the virus.
要么拯救你自己 要么拯救欧洲 选哪边 布莱斯 Save yourself or save Europe. Which is it gonna be, Bryce?
-桃子冰淇淋... -30秒 -Peach gelato... -30 seconds.
还是薰衣草无花果 or lavender fig?
我们都知道你不是个果断的人 We both know you were never one to make a hasty decision.
-都是你 布莱... -20秒 -Were you, Bry... -20 seconds.
我们现在能去度蜜月了吗 Can we go on our honeymoon now
我们下半辈子... We can be on our honeymoon...
10 9... 10, 9...
都可以去度蜜月了 for the rest of our motherfucking lives.
-5 4... -哦 我的宝贝蟑螂 -5, 4... -Oh, mi cucaracha.
-1... -手动覆写 -1. -Manual override.
我爱你 I love you...
快跑 Run!
欧盟谨对国际刑警组织的 The EU wishes to express our deepest gratitude
英勇努力和调查表达最诚挚的感谢 to the heroic efforts and investigation of Interpol.
我要特别表扬欧尼尔探员的勇敢与果断 In particular, I want to commend the valour and the courage of agent Bobby O'Neill...
-嘿 欧尼尔 -谢谢 -Hey, O'Neill. -Thank you.
恭喜 Congratulations.
虽然我还是不同意你的方法 不太传统 I still don't agree with your methods. They're unorthodox.
但我必须承认 你成功了 But I must admit you get results.
这就是你说"对不起"的方式吗? Oh, is that your way of saying "I'm sorry"?
不 这才是 No. This is.
我会帮你推荐一个欧洲分部的永久职位 I'm recommending you for a permanent position in the European division.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
你会有自己的办公室 特警队 还有无限的预算 You get your own office, SWAT team, unlimited budget.
如果能让你感觉好点 If it makes you feel any better,
我在街上找到了一家有卖山姆·亚当斯的酒吧 I found a bar down the street that carries Sam Adams.
让我边啤酒边想吧 Let me think about it over a beer.
真婊 Ain't this a bitch!
事情都我们在做 功劳全归那些混蛋 We do all the work, these motherfuckers get all the credit.
别担心 宝贝 我跟鲍鲍谈过了 会有所补偿 Don't worry, baby, I talked to Booby and he's gonna make it up to us.
杀手 保镖和女骗子 The hit man, the bodyguard and the con woman.
你们这群混蛋看起来象吃了屎 You assholes look like shit.
少用这种态度 你个混蛋 Don't talk to us like that, you cheesy fuck.
我们不是你能任意使唤的狗了 We're not your bitches anymore.
放轻松 Relax.
我替你们准备了一艘蜜月小游艇 I got you your little yacht for your honeymoon.
不错嘛 Alright!
但你们仍然被通辑中 But you're still wanted.
所以在国际刑警处理完那些犯罪文档前 So until Interpol clears up the legals,
你们三个至少要在游艇上待48小时 I need all three of you on that yacht for the next 48 hours.
-清楚吗 -不 -Are we clear? -No.
波比 可以谈谈吗 Uh, Bob, quick sidebar.
他妈别碰我 小心我揍爆你 No fucking sidebar or I'll punch you in your face.
好吧 OK.
他妈的 Fuck it.
-还有呢 -你是认真的吗 -And? -Are you serious about that?
非常 Deadly.
你们真是出乎意料的变态 Youse are sicker fucks than I thought.
这里 签名 Here, you. Sign there.
等等 这是什么... 等一下 Wait, what is this? This is... Hold on a second.
你们把我的执照拿回来了? You... You guys got my licence back?
-拜托 -我留给她解释 -Come on -I'll let her explain.
享受你们的蜜月吧 鸟头们 Enjoy your honeymoon, shitheads.
-哦 小布... -谢谢你 -Oh, Breesey... -Thank you.
她在做什么? What's she doing?
我的宝贝小蟑螂 My baby cucaracha
你刚签了领养协议 you just signed the adoption papers.
-领什么? -领养协议 -The what -The adoption papers.
你现在是我们的儿子了 You are now our son
等等 三小 Wait, what the fuck!
你好 我是迈克·布莱斯 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce.
请留言 祝你有个3A的一天 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
开玩笑? 这是你的语音信箱? -Really? -That's your voicemail?
听着 我突然发现解除通辑需要更多时间 Listen, it turns out it's gonna take more time to get your asses un-red-noticed,
所以你们需要在游艇上多待一个月 so I need you on that yacht for at least another month.
也有可能两个月 You know what? Maybe two.
不管怎样 好好享受你的假期 Anyway, enjoy your sabbatical.
帮我跟你爸鼻妈咪打个招呼 And say hi to your mom and dad.
但是千万别打电话给我 But don't call me! Ever!
永远不要 Like, never ever!
-哦 达瑞斯 -哦 宝贝 -Oh, Darius. -Oh, baby
我们终于可以为了做爱而做爱了 We finally get to make love just for the sake of fucking.
哦 Ohh
我们不用担心孩子的问题... 有小布就心满意足了 We don't have to worry about having a baby... we have our little Breese.
你刚在做什么... 我的天啊 What are you doing? Oh, my God!
索尼娅 你那个臀部摇摆是怎么回事 Oh Sonia, what did you do? What's that hip movement?
哦 宝贝 那个臀部动作 Oh, baby, that hip movement!
-哦 全新的小野猫 -哦 我的性感小蟑螂 -Oh, that's new pussy -Oh, mi cucaracha!