伦敦生活 第二季 第3集
总之... Just don't...
不要说太多话 talk too much or try to
或者装作你很了解公司 pretend you know anything about the company.
- 好的 - 也不要开玩笑或者耍小聪明 - Okay. - And don't be funny or clever or...
总之不要成为人们关注的中心 Just don't be the centre of attention.
这些人对我来说很重要 所以不要... These people are very important to me, so just don't...
- 好的 - 不要暴露你的本性 - Okay. - don't be yourself.
不会的 I won't.
我操 For fuck's sake!
我认识这栋楼里的人 谁都可能会进来 I know people in this building, anyone could come...
- 你好 克莱尔 - 你好 莱斯利 - Hi, Claire. - Hello, Leslie.
真好闻 什么东西 Oh, that's lovely. What is that?
有很多人吃素 We have a load of vegetarians,
所以一定要分清哪些有肉 so make sure it's clear which ones have meat in them.
处女座 Loves a crisis.
我们有一些端饮料的服务员 We have a couple of waitresses for the drinks,
所以你如果可以分发食物的话... so if you could hand round the food...
一刻也放松不下来 Put her in a quiet room with a nice breeze,
控制狂一枚 she'll have a panic attack.
- 大家都去哪了 - 她很开心 - Where is everyone? - She's so happy.
真叫人紧张 God, this is stressful.
别被我的办公室吓到 它很大 Don't be weird about how big my office is.
天啦噜 What the fuck?
- 我知道 - 你是... - I know. - Are you a...?
大到夸张 我知道 It's over the top, I know.
把点心放桌子上 Okay. Put them on the table.
不是那个桌子 Not that table.
- 你还好吗 - 当然 - Ooh. You okay? - Of course.
今晚很重要 It's just that it's a big night
芬兰的合伙人会在 所以有点... and the Finnish partners are here, so it's all a bit...
- 检查一下奖杯 - 为什么 - Oh, check the award. - Why?
确保不是粉色的 或者特别娘 Just to make sure it's not pink or anything horrifically female.
会让人反感的 She'll loathe that.
小心点 它很贵重 Be careful with it. It's worth thousands.
- 不是粉色的 - 很好 - It's not pink. - Good.
很完美 像精子 It's perfect. It looks like a sperm.
- 你发型不错 - 闭嘴 - Your hair looks nice. - Shut up.
别坐在上面 Don't sit on that!
把点心放到高档盘子里 Okay, put those on the posh plates.
把奖杯放在麦克风后面 Put the award behind the microphone.
还有... Oh, and, um...
谢了 thank you.
你最近还挺... You've really, uh...
谢谢你 Thank you.
不要碰 Don't play with that.
好重 Oh, that's heavy. Argh!
妈的 妈的 妈的 妈的... Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
你去哪了 Where have you been?
抱歉 我去给素食者拿吃的了 Sorry, I had to get the vegetarian bites.
没事了 你会喜欢的 But it's all fine. You're going to love them.
你出了好多汗 You're sweating so much.
- 抱歉 - 会惹人注意的 - Sorry. - It's attention grabbing.
一侧而已 It's only on one side.
打扰一下 这是西尔维娅 Um, sorry, this is Sylvia.
她负责颁发奖杯 所以... She's going to be presenting the award, so...
当你听到我介绍她的时候 上台来 when you hear me introduce her, get on the stage.
- 你好 - 里面有贝类吗 - Hi. - Has this got shellfish in it?
- 没有 - 很好 - No. - Fine.
四个CEO被炒鱿鱼了 两个被告上了法庭 Four CEOs have been fired. Two are being taken to court.
真是悲哀 我们之前就像一家人 I mean, it's just sad. We felt like a family.
尤其悲哀的是 你不得不告诉你的家人 Yeah. Especially sad when you have to tell your family not to
不要在打印机附近互摸 touch each other up by the photocopier.
- 不要开玩笑 - 抱歉 我控制不住 - Stop making jokes. - I'm sorry, I can't help it.
你能控制 布林达过来了 Well, you can. Oh, Belinda's coming.
别跟布林达说话 Don't speak to Belinda.
- 你好 克莱尔 - 你好 布林达 - Hello, Claire. - Hello, Belinda.
你真迷人 God, you're tasteful.
里面有肉吗 Oh, are these meaty?
说话啊 Say something.
没有 只有小胡瓜 No, I think they have courgette in them.
我喜欢小胡瓜 Oh, I love courgette.
就算你不好好待它 它仍然会长大 You can treat them appallingly and they still grow.
- 她看上去很亲切 - 是的 她很好 - She seems lovely. - Yeah, she's great.
- 所以你在为谁紧张呢 - 我没有紧张 - So, who are you so nervous about? - I'm not nervous.
我非常的... I'm being completely...
克莱尔 Claire!
嗨 Oh! Hi!
抱歉 你能来我很高兴 Oh! God, sorry. I'm so glad you could come.
当然了 这是我的工作 Of course. It's my job.
点心就是她做的 我妹妹 This is my catering. She's the sister.
嗨 Hi.
我在那边吃到了香肠 还以为是梅干 I ate a sausage over there thinking it was a prune.
十五年的素食主义 嘭一下子 就没了 15 years of vegetarianism, gone! Like bang, bang!
酒肉穿肠过 We do actually call them bangers.
真有趣 Ah, that's funny!
是的 很有趣 Yes, it was.
话说 你们怎么认识的 So, how do you two know each other?
我们是合作伙伴... We are partners...
- 生意上的合作伙伴 - 是的 - Business partners. - Yes.
她在芬兰和我一起共事 She's been working with me in Finland.
没错 Yes!
- 我们并不经常见面 - 的确 - We don't get to see each other that much. - No, exactly.
- 我是她的铁粉 - 我非常... - I'm a big fan. - I'm a huge...
- 谢谢... - 欣赏他 Thank you... admirer.
我去拿点喝的 你想喝什么 I'm going to get a drink. Do you want anything?
香槟 谢谢 Oh, champagne, please.
又开始喝酒了 Oh, off the wagon?
你在的时候才喝 Just when I'm with you.
今晚就让我们大干一场 Let's go fucking crazy tonight, then.
- 你说什么 - 没有 我说... - What did you say? - No, no, I... I was...
- 你刚说什么 - 就是... - No, what did you say? - Oh, just...
我说 今晚我们干吧 I just said, "Let's go fuck like crazy tonight."
天呐 Oh, God.
好啊 Okay!
- 别说话 - 我的天 - Shut up. - Oh, my God!
他是个很棒的商人 只是社交方面有些... He is a very good businessman. He's just socially sort of...
- 什么叫... - 闭嘴 - What's...? - Shut up.
克莱尔 Claire!
不要问 我也不知道 Please don't, please don't. I can't cope.
- 好吗 - 好的 - Okay? - Okay.
他叫什么名字 What's his name?
科莱尔 Klare.
什么 What?
他叫科莱尔 His name is Klare.
闭嘴 Don't.
我得去主持了 Oh, God, I have to announce.
你也来吧 不要说话 Okay, mingle, but don't talk to anyone.
- 好的 - 我没有爱上他 - Okay. - I'm not in love with him.
好的 Okay.
大家好 由我来宣读 由赫伯茨赞助的 Hi, everyone. I am very proud to announce the nominees
商业女性奖的候选人 for the Women in Business Awards,
我感到十分荣幸 sponsored by us here at Hurbots.
在我们所有的卓越的女性当中 Amongst our exceptional women,
被提名的有乔治娜·弗兰克斯 we have Georgina Franks.
布林达· 福瑞尔斯 Belinda Friers.
以及另一位非凡的女性... And another extraordinary woman...
科莱尔· 柯南 Klare Korhonen.
不好意思 说错了 Sorry, I think there's been a mistake, here.
伊丽莎白·索金 Elizabeth Sawkin.
恭喜以上所有人 Congratulations to you all.
祝你们有个愉快的夜晚 Have a wonderful evening.
马上就会进入颁奖环节 We'll be presenting the award very soon.
我来介绍西尔维娅 然后她来介绍布林达 I'm going to introduce Sylvia, who's going to introduce Belinda.
当你听到我介绍西尔维娅的时候 把她领上台 When you hear me introducing Sylvia, get her on stage.
- 必须"鸡"准 - 什么 - It has to go like cockwork. - Like what?
"鸡"准 Cockwork.
克莱尔 你的心思肯定在别的地方 Claire, your brain is somewhere else right now.
去找西尔维娅 快 Sylvia, go!
西尔维娅 Sylvia!
惨了 Crap.
非常感谢马修 马克 卢克和约翰 A huge thanks to Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
创造出这个奖 for coming up with this award.
感谢领英把我们连接在一起 And to LinkedIn for connecting us all
无论是今晚还是今后 this evening and beyond.
我很高兴地宣布 西尔维娅·哈姆伯格 I am so excited to introduce Sylvia Hamburg,
今年职业女性奖获得者 this year's winner of Women Who Work,
将公布今年最佳商业女性奖获奖人 who will announce this year's Best Woman in Business.
西尔维娅 Sylvia.
传奇 What a legend!
我来 I'll do it!
我能行 I can do it.
不好意思 西尔维娅好像有点忙 I'm sorry, it appears that Sylvia is busy,
其实也算意料之中 which shouldn't come as a surprise, really.
今年是商界的重要一年... I...It's been a big year for business...
...尤其是商界中的女性 ...particularly women in business.
因为过去数十年 男性一直占据主导地位 Men have been pretty hands-on the past few decades.
我要感谢所有在赫伯茨工作的 I'd like to thank all the brilliant men and women
才华横溢的男性和女性互相支持 for supporting each other here at Hurbots.
我们是一个大家庭 真的 We're a family, really.
如果我们在过去一年中学到了什么的话 And if we've learned anything during the past 12 months,
就是家人不能在打印机旁 it's that family really shouldn't touch each other up
互摸 next to the photocopier.
我很荣幸地将这个奖项 颁给今年 I am honoured to present this award to this year's
最佳商业女性... Best Woman in Business...
...布林达·福瑞尔 ...Belinda Friers.
搞什么 Fuck's sake!
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you, thank you.
我本来想说 Well, I was going to say this is a bit on the nose,
结果没有底线 but she doesn't seem to have one.
- 你想什么呢 - 没事的 - What were you thinking? - It'll be fine.
当然有事 我颁给她一对大胸 It's not fine. I awarded her with a pair of tits.
- 去追她 - 去追她 - Chase her down. - Chase her down?
那是一个被偷的艺术品 It's a stolen piece of art.
我来负责摄影师 I will deal with the photographer.
克莱尔 我的天爷啊 你太有才啦 Claire! Oh, my God! You were brilliant!
谢谢 科莱尔 Thank you, Klare.
我喜欢这个笑话 I love the joke.
我没觉得有多搞笑 Oh, well, I didn't think it was that funny.
- 你能离开吗 亲爱的 - 我在等... - Can you go, my love?! - I'm just going to...
- 走楼梯 - 好的 - Take the stairs. - Okay.
我练过武术 I'm trained in martial arts.
只是花拳绣腿 但打你没问题 It's just the basics, but it is enough.
- 我也是哈伯茨员工 - 赫伯茨 - I work at Harbots. - Hurbots.
对了 我吃了你托盘里的小胡瓜 Yes, I ate a courgette off your tray.
- 味道很好 - 谢谢 - Yeah, it was delicious. - Thank you.
你要干嘛 What do you want?
那个 That.
我要把你的奖杯要回来 I need to take your award back.
为什么 Why?
这是一个被偷的艺术品 不是真的奖杯 It's a stolen piece of art. It's not really an award.
都是我的错 我可以解释 It's all my fault. I can explain.
要很久吗 Is it a long story?
差不多吧 Sort of.
她不知道是你拿的 And she still doesn't know you have it?
棒极了 就得这么收拾她 That's glorious! I think you did exactly the right thing.
可能只有你这么认为吧 I think you're the only person who thinks that.
天啊 God!
女人的奖杯 Women's awards.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
简直弱智到家了 Oh! It's infantilising bollocks.
怎么了 你不觉得这是好事吗 What? Don't you think it's good that...?
当然不 自欺欺人 No, no, it's ghettoising.
成功个屁 It's a subsection of success.
简直儿戏 胡闹 Ah, it's a fucking children's table of awards.
那你何苦要去 Why did you go?
不去的话 背锅的就是我了 Because I'd be an arsehole not to.
福瑞尔小姐 Miss Friers.
谢谢 亲爱的 Thank you, darling.
天啊 她真美 Gosh, she's hot.
是的 Yeah.
你是拉拉吗 Are you a lesbian?
男女通吃 Not strictly.
- 你呢 - 是的 - You? - Mm.
- 你喜欢老电影吗 - 有些还行 - Do you like old films? - Some.
你大姨妈期间最喜欢看什么电影 And what's your favourite period film?
卡莉 Carrie.
天啊 God!
你真可爱 God, you are a tonic.
你做什么工作 也做生意吗 What do you do? Are you a woman in business?
- 我开了家咖啡店 - 很好啊 - I run a cafe. - Oh! Good for you.
那些小点心是你做的吗 Did you make the canapes?
不是 我偷的 No, actually. I stole them.
- 你多大 - 五十八 - How old are you? - 58.
- 你呢 - 三十三 - And you? - 33.
好吧 Oh.
- 别担心 事情都会好的 - 你保证吗 - Don't worry. It does get better. - Do you promise?
我保证 I promise.
听我说 有一天我在飞机上意识到... Listen, I was in an aeroplane the other day and I realised...
我...我一直期待着把这些话说出口 Well, I... I mean, I've been longing to say this out loud.
女人出生就带着内在的痛苦 Women are born with pain built in.
这是我们生理上的宿命 It's our physical destiny.
经痛 胸部肿胀 生产 Period pains, sore boobs, childbirth, you know.
在我们的一生中 这些痛苦一直伴随着我们 We carry it within ourselves throughout our lives.
男人就没事 Men don't.
他们反而要去寻找痛苦 They have to seek it out.
所以发明了鬼神之说 They invent all these gods and demons and things
就为了能让自己感到内疚 just so they can feel guilty about things,
而我们不费吹灰之力就能感受到 which is something we also do very well on our own.
然后他们发明了战争 这样他们才有感觉 And then they create wars, so they can feel things
能触碰对方 没有战争的时候 and touch each other, and when there aren't any wars
他们就打橄榄球 they can play rugby.
我们女性拥有这一切 就在我们心里 And we have it all going on in here, inside.
年复一年 我们的痛苦不停流转 We have pain on a cycle for years and years and years
然后 就在你感觉能与之和平共处的时候 and then, just when you feel you are making peace with it all,
什么来了 what happens?
更年期来了 The menopause comes.
该死的更年期来了 这是.. The fucking menopause comes and it is...
...最... ...the most...
...世界上最美好的事 ...most wonderful fucking thing in the world!
是的 你整个骨盆都毫无用处了 And, yes, your entire pelvic floor crumbles
你自己感觉光彩照人 但没人在意了 and you get fucking hot and no-one cares, but then...
然后你就自由了 ...you're free.
不再是一个奴隶 不再是零散的机器 No longer a slave, no longer a machine, with parts.
只是一个无性别的生意人 You're just a person in business.
有人告诉我这很可怕 I was told it was horrendous.
是很可怕 但也很神奇 It is horrendous, but then it's magnificent.
是值得期待的事 Something to look forward to.
你最好回那个派对去 You better get back to that party.
- 是你的派对 - 不对 - Your party. - Mm.
如果没人撩你 就不是派对 It is not a party until someone flirts with you.
这才是变老之后唯一真正恶心的事 And that's the only really shit thing about getting older,
没人撩你了 is that people don't flirt with you anymore.
太平淡了 不带任何欲望 Not really. Not with danger.
我怀念一无所知的走进房间的感觉 I miss walking into a room and not knowing,
有某种能量 冲动 and there's a sort of energy, a dare.
别以为那是理所当然的 Do not take that for granted.
没有什么比满满一屋子人更令人激动的了 There is nothing more exciting than a room full of people.
当然 只是大部分人都是... Yeah, except most people are...
什么 What?
...狗屎 ...shit.
看着我 Look at me.
听着 Listen.
我们拥有的就只有人了 People are all we've got.
所以趁着夜色撩人 赶紧去撩小哥哥吧 So grab the night by its nipples and go and flirt with someone.
不 这不是我的意思 No, that's not what I meant!
我真希望你是我的菜 I wish you were my type.
把这破玩意带回我的派对吧 Take this tart back to my party
然后找人来一发 and go and find someone to actually do that with.
- 我想和你做 - 不行 - I want to do it with you. - No.
- 为什么不行 - 你想听实话吗 - Why not? - Honestly?
当然了 Yeah.
我懒得动了 亲爱的 I can't be arsed, darling.
我要回我的房间 再来一杯马丁尼 I'm going to go back to my room and have one more martini,
有事打我电话 and if you need anything, call me.
任何事都行 Anything.
在你的年纪 还不是予取予求 You can have whoever you want at your age.
除了年度最佳商业女性 Except the Best Woman in Business.
那是因为她太累了 Well, that's just because she's exhausted.
三十三岁其实不... 33 isn't exactly...
耶稣三十三岁都干了什么 And what had Jesus done by 33?
- 死了 - 没错 - Died? - Exactly!
所以快去撩小哥哥吧 So get out there and flirt.
- 你在这儿啊 - 嗨 - Here you are! - Oh, hi!
还以为你在和芬兰人亲热呢 Thought you might be snogging Finland.
没有 我只是在整理东西 Ha-ha! No, just sorting a few things!
我拿回来了 I got her!
太好了 Oh!
还有 布林达把她的名片给我了 And Belinda gave me her card.
太好了 Oh, that's great!
- 怎么了 - 没事 - What? - Nothing.
她气炸了 She's furious.
真的吗 Really?
真的没事 今晚很棒 Yes! It was a great night.
到最后一切顺利 Everything went smoothly in the end,
而且大家都超爱小点心 and everyone loved the canapes.
真的吗 我死定了 Really? I'm a dead woman.
- 真的吗 - 真的 - Really? - Yes!
真的吗 Really?
真的 今晚很好 Yes! It was a great night.
她马上要爆发了 我只是觉得... She's going to blow. I just have a feeling...
要不是你把那个笑话硬讲给我 I would've come up with my own joke
我可以自己想出来的 if you hadn't put that one in my head.
我有我自己的笑话 I have my own jokes.
我是个风趣幽默的人 I am funny, I am interesting.
我就知道我不该把你带来 I knew I shouldn't have brought you here.
- 你说风趣是什么意思 - 你总觉得自己 - What do you mean, interesting? - You just think you can do
想干什么就干 想说什么就说 whatever you like, say whatever you like,
想偷什么就偷 steal whatever you like,
- 想亲谁就亲谁 - 是他先亲我的 - kiss whoever you like. - He kissed me!
我知道 Oh, I know.
你知道 You know?!
那我们为什么要花 Then why have we been spending
- 这么多时间... - 因为你没事 - ...the entire...? - Because you're fine!
没事的总是你 You'll always be fine.
你总是很有趣 开着你奇怪的小咖啡店 You'll always be interesting, with your quirky cafe
还有你死去的死党 and your dead best friend.
你只是让我觉得自己很失败 You just make me feel like I've failed.
克莱尔... Claire...
你要是敢提我办公室的大小 我就尖叫 If you mention the size of my office, I will scream.
它超大的 It's huge.
我以为我们是作为朋友 I just thought we were hanging out.
一起玩耍 Just as friends.
我们不是朋友 We're not friends.
我们是姐妹 We are sisters.
去找你自己的朋友 Get your own friends.
嗨 Oh. Hi.
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
我没有你的电话号码 I didn't have your number
你说我可以随时来找你喝金汤力 and you just said come round any time with G&Ts.
当然可以 我只是 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. I just...
说来尴尬 最近我十分享受 This is a bit embarrassing, but recently I've been really
九点半就上床睡觉 enjoying going to bed at 9:30.
- 该死 - 没关系 - Oh, shit. - No, no, it's fine.
我看到金汤力了 你还好吗 I can see G&Ts! Are you okay?
还好 我只是想喝点酒 Yeah, yeah, I just... Just fancied a drink and a priest
顺便找个牧师聊聊天 and a chat, maybe.
我就是干这个的 Oh, that's my whole job.
但是我们要小声些 We'll have to be quiet, though,
因为帕姆晚上对声音超级敏感 because Pam's a bit of a sound tyrant in the evenings.
- 帕姆也住这里 - 是的 她住这里 - Pam lives here? - Yeah, Pam lives here.
- 我读了你的书 - 很好 - So I read your book. - Okay. Great.
故事情节十分曲折 Well, it's got some great twists.
- 是的 - 但是我... - True. - But I just...
- 我注意到... - 什么 快说 - I couldn't help but notice... - Come on, just spit it out!
- 一两个矛盾之处 - 继续说 - just one or two little inconsistences. - Okay, sure.
所以创世纪花了七天 So, the world was made in seven days.
第一天 And on the first day,
出现了光 然后过了几天太阳才出来 light came and then a few days later the sun came?
好吧 确实很荒唐 Yeah, that's ridiculous.
但是你却相信 But you believe that?
这不是事实 而是史诗 是道德准则 It's not a fact, it's poetry. It's moral code.
这种阐释帮助人类理解上帝对我们的安排 It's for interpretation to help us work out God's plan for us.
上帝对你有什么安排 What's God's plan for you?
我相信上帝想让我用一种不同的方式去爱世人 I believe God meant for me to love people in a different way.
我相信我应该像父亲一样去爱世人 I believe I'm supposed to love people as a father.
可以安排一下 We can arrange that.
是很多人的父亲 A father of many.
我想要三个 I'll go up to three.
- 不可能 - 两个呢 - It's not going to happen. - Two, then.
好吧 两个 Okay, two.
糟了 是帕姆 我们吵到她了 Oh, shit. Pam. She's not happy.
我们去外面吧 We should go outside.
你觉得我要不要信天主教 Do you think I should become a Catholic?
不 不要那么做 No, don't do that.
我喜欢你相信无意义的存在 I like that you believe in a meaningless existence.
而且你对我有好处 你让我质疑自己的信仰 And you're good for me. You make me question my faith.
- 然后呢 - 我从未感觉如此靠近上帝 - And? - I've never felt closer to God.
去你的 Fuck you!
什么声音 What was that?
不会是狐狸吧 It wasn't a fox, was it?
- 我不知道 - 是不是狐狸 - I don't know. - Is it a fox?
给我点光 吓跑它 Shine something. Boo! Baa!
- 天呐 我敢打赌是只狐狸 - 不是吧你 - Oh, God. I bet it's a fox. - Oh, God!
真的 我不是在搞笑 我这几年一直被狐狸追 No, I'm not being funny, foxes have been after me for years.
就好像他们有个族群之类的 It's like they have a pact or something.
我没开玩笑 一次我在马桶上 火车的马桶上 I'm not kidding. I was on a toilet, a toilet of a train,
火车停的时候 一只该死的狐狸试图 and when the train stopped, a fucking fox tried to get
从窗户进来 它的脸就贴在窗户上 through the window of a train! Its face was in the window!
还有一次我在修道院 And once, when I was at a monastery,
醒来时感觉有点奇怪 好像有只狐狸在附近 I woke up just feeling a bit weird, like there might be
结果真有只狐狸坐在我窗下 a fox about, and a fox was sitting underneath my window
抬头看我 指着我 好像在说 looking up like this, pointing at me like,
"你 我们盯上你了 我们要定你了" "You, we're watching you. We're having you."
还好上帝及时赶到 Lucky God got there first.
- 是啊 - 不然你现在就成狐妖了 - Well, yeah. - You could be a fox boy by now.
我们都知道它们经历了什么 And we all know what happened to them!
- 你还好吗 - 还好 - You okay? - I'm okay.
你是不是觉得我疯了 Do you think I'm mad?
因为狐狸还是上帝 Because of the fox thing or because of the God thing?
你着相了 You're obsessed.
你有过怀疑吗 Do you ever have doubts?
当然 每天都有 生活不就是这样吗 Yes, of course, every day. It's part of the deal.
我觉得我做不到 I just don't think I could do it.
尤其是... Especially the...
什么 What?
- 禁欲还有... - 就是只该死的狐狸 - ...celibacy and... - Oh, it's a fucking fox!
冷静点 哪来的狐狸 Chill out about the fox!
抱歉 Ooh! Sorry.
我不知道它们想从我这里得到什么 I just don't know what they want from me!
抱歉 Sorry.
禁欲 Celibacy.
继续 Go.
我只是... I just...
我不能永远远离性爱 I couldn't give up sex forever.
太... It's just too...
太... It's too...
禁欲比恋爱 Celibacy is a lot less complicated than...
容易得多 romantic relationships.
那遇到喜欢的人怎么办 What if you meet someone you like?
我会和她们聊天 喝酒 大笑 给她们圣经 I talk and drink and laugh and give them Bibles,
希望她们最终会离开我 and hope they eventually leave me alone.
那遇到你爱的人怎么办 What if you meet someone you love?
我是不会跟你上床的 We're not going to have sex.
我知道那是你觉得 自己想从我这里得到的 I know that's what you think you want from me,
但不是 but it's not.
性爱不会带来任何好处 It won't bring any good.
- 可能... - 不会的 - Well, it might... - It won't.
在皈依宗教前 I've been there many times.
我尝试了很多次 很多很多次 Before I found this. Many, many times.
多少次 How many times?
很多次 Many.
但我真的很想和你做朋友 I'd really like to be your friend, though.
我也很想 I'd like to be your friend, too.
最多坚持一周 We'll last a week.
什么鬼 What was that?
什么 What?
你刚才... 你刚神游到哪去了 Where did...? Where did you just go?
什么 What?
你刚刚神游到某处了 You just went somewhere.
看 看 There. There.
你刚去哪了 Where did you just go?
哪也没去 Nowhere.
好吧 Okay.