我每天都会看到好人转过头去 ♪I've seen all good people turn their heads each day ♪
我已经上路 心满意足 ♪ So satisfied I'm on my way ♪
我每天都会看到好人转过头去 ♪I've seen all good people turn their heads each day ♪
我已经上路 心满意足 ♪ So satisfied I'm on my way ♪
选择一条笔直而坚强的道路 ♪ Take a straight and stronger course ♪
一直走到你生命的角落 ♪`To the corner of your life ♪
让白皇后一路奔跑 ♪ Make the white queen run so fast ♪
她没时间了 ♪She hasn't got time ♪
让你成为我的妻子 ♪To make you a wife ♪
因为现在是时候了是时候了 Cause it's time, it's time in time ♪
用你的时间和新闻 ♪ With your time and its news ♪
被捕获 ♪ Is captured ♪
献给女王 ♪For the queen to use...♪
别碰我 Keep your hands off of me!
来吧 斯科特 Come on, Scotty.
如果有人想拦我们 Now, if anybody tries to stop us,
你就咬他们的脚踝 好吗 you just bite em on the ankle, okay?
没人听我说话 No one's listening to me!
因为现在是时候了 是时候了 ♪Cause it's time, it's time in time...♪
-天啊 -嘿 嘿 嘿 Oh, God! - Hey, hey, hey!
被捕获 ♪Is captured...♪
哦不 Oh, oh! No!
-不不不 这是人为失误 -等等 No, no! No! It was a human error! - Wait.
我可以 不是故意的 是人为失误 哦 天呐 I can ex- - Not deliberate! Human error. Oh, God!
斯科特 等等 斯科特 Scotty, wait, Scotty.
-妈 -斯科特 别担心好吗 - Mom! - Scotty! Don't worry, okay?
-我女儿呢 -妈 - Where's my daughter? - Mom!
斯科特 Scotty!
哦 没事的 亲爱的 Oh...Oh, it's okay, hon.
别担心 警察只是在帮妈妈 Don't worry, the police are just helping Mommy.
妈妈 Mom!
不 我 No, I
-妈 -斯科特 Mom! - Scotty!
斯坎迪亚中学的会议结束了 Scandia Middle School meeting is now over!
会议结束 The meeting is over.
我每天都会看到好人转过头去 ♪I've seen all good people turn their heads each day ♪
我已经上路 心满意足 ♪ So satisfied I'm on my way ♪
对对对 ♪Yeah, yeah, yeah♪
我每天都会看到好人转过头去 ♪I've seen all good people turn their heads each day♪
我已经上路 心满意足 ♪ So satisfied I'm on my way ♪
我每天都会看到好人转过头去 ♪I've seen all good people turn their heads each day ♪
我已经上路 心满意足 ♪ So satisfied I'm on my way ♪
我每天都会看到好人转过头去 ♪I've seen all good people turn their heads each day ♪
心满意足 ♪ So satisfied...♪
自由 Freedom!
我每天都会看到好人 ♪ I've seen all good people...♪
草 Shoot.
我已经上路 ♪Each day so satisfied ♪
心满意足 ♪I'm on my way...♪
我跟你说哈 I tell ya.
我每天都会看到好人转过头去 ♪I've seen all good people turn their heads each day ♪
心满意足 ♪ So satisfied...♪
女士 抱歉 能不能 你能 Ma'am, I'msorry, could, um...could you.
我很担心我的女儿 I'm worried about my daughter,
她刚看到她妈妈被铐着带走 who just saw her mama carted away in handcuffs.
你电击警官之前 Well, you should have thought about that
-就该想到这一点的 -应该先想想 before you tased the officer. - Should have thought,
天哪 我希望我女儿 "Oh, boy, I hope my daughter
不要看到她妈妈被铐着带走 don'tsee her mama carted away in handcuffs"?
我想说的就是这个世界要变成这种样子 What's the world coming to is all I'm saying.
邻居之间大打出手 Neighbor against neighbor.
那我同意你的观点 That...I agree with you there.
我们只是想 就是我和我女儿 出去 We were just trying, me and my girl, to get out.
学校董事会 滚蛋 School board meeting, my A- S- S.
然后数学老师阿伯纳西先生 And then Mr. Abernathy, the math teacher,
他像僵尸电影中那样朝我冲过来 he came at me like something from a zombie movie.
记得别惹带崽的母狮子 Which, don't come at a mama lion when she's got her cub.
你懂我的意思吗 You know what I mean?
但是那个警官 But the officer- that
他只是在错误的时间出现在了错误的地点 He was just wrong place, wrong time.
我了解到的情况是这样 Well, here's what I know.
今天天气很好 It's a beautiful day.
你知道英语里一群狮子用什么量词吗 And you know what they call a herd a lions?
骄傲 A pride.
想想吧 So think about that.
如果你在荣耀的世界里 ♪ If you have friends ♪
有朋友 ♪ In Gloryland ♪
因为痛才离开 ♪Who left because of pain ♪
化妆包 Makeup bag.
感谢上帝在那里 ♪ Thank God up there ♪
他们不会再死去 ♪ They'll die no more...♪
能不能让我先整理一下头发 Can I at least fix my h- -
他们不会再 ♪They'll suffer ♪
受苦 ♪ Not again ♪
那就别哭了 朋友们 ♪Then weep not, friends...♪
我的指纹是不是 My prints, do they...
我要 ♪ I'm going...♪
你有没有把它们录入国家数据库 Is there a national database you put those in?
怎么 你是逃犯吗 Why? You some kind of fugitive?
我们不会再死去 ♪We'll die no more...♪
不 我只是 No. I just
-我不想把这事闹大 -好吧 don't want this to turn into a big deal. - Okay.
他在那里 ♪ Be made up there ♪
没有坟墓 ♪ No graves ♪
在那明亮的海岸 ♪On that bright shore. ♪
天啊 亲爱的 看来你玩得很开心啊 Oh, geez, hon. Looks like you had a heck of a time of it.
这是我最后一次参加学校董事会了 Last school board meeting I ever do.
-来 -好 Here. - Okay.
天啊 他们把手铐拷得太紧了 Oh, gosh, they put those cuffs on so tight.
呀 Ya.
-这儿 -好 Here. - Okay.
你怎么打扮得这么板正 How come you look so nice?
要去妈妈家弄圣诞贺卡那事儿 Oh, going to Mom's for the, uh, Christmas card deal.
-今晚吗 -对 - Tonight? - Yeah.
斯科特已经在那里了 Scotty's there already.
和杰罗姆一起去的 她的大管家 Went with Jerome, her major domo.
亲爱的 看着我 Well, hon, look at me.
我刚进过监狱 I've been in the hoosegow.
我身上可能有虱子呢 I got lice, possibly.
是啊 相信我 Yeah, well, believe you me,
我问过能不能挪一下时间 但你了解妈妈 I asked if we could move it, but you know Mom.
我把你的衣服和弄头发的都放在车里了 Well, I got your frock and hair stuff in the car.
我把你的化妆品也装进包里了 I just scooped all your makeup into a bag.
除了修容 因为你说 Except the bronzer, on account of
你过敏来着 you said it gives you hives. - Mm.
听着 我们今天开租来的车 Look, we're in this rental today.
脚底下 脚底下挺宽敞 Lots...and lots of leg room.
-嗯好吧 -嗯 给 Okay, then. - Yep. Here you go.
-谢谢 -好吧 Thank you. - All right.
斯科特 Is Scotty...
她很不高兴吧 Was she upset?
你知道的 You know.
只要有海绵宝宝和她的游戏机 nothing some SpongeBob and her Game Boy
-一切都会好起来的 -嗯 couldn't fix. - Hm.
亲爱的 我告诉你 特别混乱 It was mayhem, hon, I tell ya.
幸好我有电击枪 Lucky I had the Taser.
不过 仔细一想 Although, on second thought,
如果我别这么随心所欲也许会更好 maybe better if I hadn't been so freewheeling with it.
所以他们给你传票了还是怎么的 So they give you a summons or what?
正式给我逮捕了 Full- on arrest scenario.
指纹 犯罪大头照啥的 Fingerprints, perp photo.
天呐 Geez. - Mm.
你该庆幸他们没搜查我身上能藏东西的地方 You're lucky they didn't ask to look up my hidey hole.
好吧 Well,
妈妈说她叫丹尼诗·格雷福斯去处理了 Mom said she's putting Danish Graves on it, so...
你告诉你妈妈了 You told your mom?
对啊 我 I mean, yeah. I
不如我还能干什么 What else am I suppo...
她才是那个人脉很广的人 She's the one with all the connections.
认识律师 法官什么的 The lawyers, judges.
他们打电话的时候 警察说你 When they called, the police said you
电击了警察 所以 shocked a cop, so...
公平地说 那是个意外 On accident, to be fair.
行吧 Yeah. Well,
丹尼诗说 那些穿制服一向不喜欢 Danish says the boys in blue get real miffed
被粗暴对待 所以 when you rough'em up, so,
不知道他能不能轻易地让这一切一笔勾销 not sure how easy he can make this go away.
你可能得做些社区服务 You might have to do some community service.
你是说 除了我每周花50个小时为家庭教师协会 Mm. You mean, on top of the 50 hours a week I spend
女童子军和新图书馆筹款之外 raising money for the PTA,
我还得再加时间吗 the Girl Scouts and the new library?
真不敢相信你告诉了你妈妈 I can't believe you told your mom.
请讲 Go ahead.
在查了 Checking now.
-已经到圣诞节了吗 -没有 女士 - Is it Christmas already? - No, ma'am.
首先是万圣节 然后是感恩节 First comes Halloween, then Thanksgiving.
这只是为了做卡片 This is just for the card.
翻过山 穿过 这个环 Over the mountain and through the...loop.
差不多了吧 That's close enough, huh?
你确定不穿裙子吗 You sure you don't want to wear a dress?
哦去 Oh, shoot.
-西装更正式 -哦 没错 － Suit's more dress- up. - Oh, that's true.
我想我救回来了 Think I salvaged it.
你看起来很有精神 亲爱的 You look great, hon.
-谢谢 -不是吗 爸爸 - Thanks. - Doesn't she, Dad?
哦天哪 Oh my.
妙极了 Splendid.
好了 我们准备好了 可以去通知下里昂夫人吗 Okay, we're ready here, if you want to alert Mrs. Lyon.
-嘿 过来 -爸爸倒着系的吗 Hey, come here. - Dad did it backwards?
亲爱的 你有坚果吗 Um, hey, hon, you got any nuts?
我饿死了 I'm starving.
之后还有个晚餐 也许对我们来说没有 There's a dinner after. Maybe not for us.
我来了 I'm here.
-你毁了我的闪亮登场 -什么 You're ruining my entrance. - What?
-你 -哦嗯 You're. Oh. Uh...Uh
我来了 I'm here.
里昂夫人 我把你安排在树前面 Mrs. Lyon, I set you up here in front of the tree.
我希望你能接受 I hope that's acceptable.
我的孙女呢 Where's my granddaughter?
-这儿呢 祖母 -哪儿呢 - I'm here, Nana. - Where?
这儿呢 － Right here. - Hmm.
真是够先锋的 How progressive.
我们把这位变装的放在中间 Let's put the cross- dresser in the center.
韦恩 你和你妻子可以坐到长凳上 Wayne, you and your outlaw wife can sit on the bench.
我和温克站侧面 Wink and I will flank.
好 AlI right.
我要不要也 And shall I
仅限家人 Family only.
杰罗姆 Jerome.
什么鬼 What the heck?
这关乎力量 It's about strength,
要彰显我们的家庭价值观 a projection of our values as a family.
来吧 这是一起坐雪橇的好天气 ♪Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together...♪
做个选择吧 亲 Make a choice, dear.
外面大雪纷飞 ♪ Outside the snow is falling ♪
朋友们都在大声欢呼 ♪And friends are calling"Yoo hoo"...♪
完美 Perfect.
好了 Okay.
来 大家都看着镜头 Yeah, everybody look in the lens.
带点圣诞的喜悦 And give me that Christmas spirit.
在冰雪仙境中 ♪In a wonderland of snow ♪
哒哒哒 快飞奔 是多么盛大 ♪ Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap, it's grand...♪
哒哒哒 快飞奔 是多么盛大 ♪Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap, itsgrand. ♪
韦恩 你还记得司法部长吧 Wayne, you remember the attorney general.
当然记得 Of course.
给你投了两次票呢 Voted for you twice.
我 我只想开个竞选的玩笑 That- that's some election humor.
但并不好笑 不是吗 如此论调 Not funny, is it, that sort of talk,
而我们国家正腹背受敌 what with our nation under siege?
餐桌上不谈政治 No politics at the table.
我刚还在跟米克聊你老婆 I was just telling Mick about this mess
整的那出烂事儿呢 your wife got herself into.
-等等 我以为 -恩 Wait. I thought Hmm?
我们说过 先不聊这个话题的 We talked about off- lining this conversation until.
-妈妈打了个警察 -哦 Mommy zapped a police. - Oh.
我们现在不需要聊这个 对吧 不要 We don't need to talk about that now, do we? No.
我已经跟你婆婆说过了 Well, like I was telling your mother- in- law here,
我会调查的 I'll look into it.
反对 我得澄清一下 Objection. I- I just want
这张餐桌上讨论到的任何话题 to be clear that nothing said at this table
包括甜点 over any course, including dessert,
都不应当做承认 should be considered an admission of. -
不管发生了什么 我 Well, what- whatever happened, you know, I
我得说明 我听到这消息时 I don't have to tell you, I was worried sick
都担心死了 when I heard.
当然了 袭警 这可是 Course, assaulting an officer, that's- -
他们的声称的袭警 Allegedly.
那只是个意外 It was an accident.
你什么意思 I'm sorry?
我是说 那 I'm just saying that
算了 Never mind
你怎么会出现在那里的 What were you doing there in the first place?
我去学校董事会开会 I mean, it was a school board meeting.
我是新图书馆委员会的成员 I'm on the committee for the new library. - Mm.
我们正在筹措资金 扩充悬疑和惊悚类书籍 We're trying to raise money to expand thrillers and mysteries.
比如李·查尔德之类的 Mm. Lee Child and the like.
你就不能像正常人一样捐点钱吗 Can't you just give money like a normal person?
拜托 妈妈 我们可没有 Come on now, Ma. We- we don't have, uh...
我的薪水是不错 但是 I mean, I- I make a good wage, but
你有个信托基金的好吧 You have a trust.
只要告诉丹尼诗就好 Just talk to Danish.
但钱要花在高雅之物上 Nothing frivolous, of course,
至于悬疑小说嘛 which- thrillers- mm.
你也许应该再仔细考虑一下 May want to think that through a little more.
或者呢 我还有个想法 Or here's a thought.
你可以自己写《低俗小说》啊 Write your own pulp fiction
反正你现在成法外之徒了 now that you're an outlaw.
你知道 隆美尔个子不高 You know, Rommel wasn't a tall man.
你刷过牙了吗 Did you brush your teeth?
好吧 Okay.
-妈妈 -什么事 Mama? - Yeah.
你会进监狱吗 Are you going to jail?
再进一次吗 不会 You mean again? No.
这事我们会解决的 We're gonna get that sorted out,
你明早醒来时 我还会在你身边 and I am gonna be here when you wake up in the morning,
我会永远在你身边 like always.
明早咱们能吃松饼吗 Can we have Bisquick?
做成银元松饼 你一直都爱那么吃 Silver dollar, just like you like'em.
-准备好了吗 -好了 - You ready? - Yeah.
好的 海盗 啊 Okay. Pirates. Arr!
坏血病拭子 Scurvy swabs. "
你想滚个床单吗 You want to take a tumble?
哦亲 我 Oh, hon, I'm.
今晚就算了吧 You don't want that tonight.
今天真的糟透了 It was a heck of a day.
我腋窝都是用你妈家的洗脸台 I had to sponge my pits
蘸着海绵擦的 跟个法国女人一样 in your mom's commode like a French lady.
可我就喜欢这样 Yeah. Well, maybe I like that.
被禁锢的性感 Caged heat.
我真是受宠若惊 但我告诉你 I'm flattered, believe me.
你要是现在敢碰我 But if you try to touch me right now,
我也会电你一枪 I'm gonna have to tase you, too.
收到 Message received.
我看《警察世家》的话你会介意吗 Will it bother you if I watch Blue Bloods?
你随便 Knock yourself out.
嘿乔 ♪Hey, Joe ♪
你手里拿着枪 ♪Where you goin'♪
这是要去哪儿 ♪ With that gun in your hand? ♪
-瞧瞧你哈 -我答应给她松饼的 - Well, look at you. - Promised her pancakes.
没我的吗 亲爱的 Oh. None for me, hon.
我有新型号的车到了 I have the new models coming in.
我想去展示厅检阅一下 Want to be at the showroom to greet'em.
斯科特 爸爸的车要走了 - Oh. - Scotty, the dad bus is leaving.
我可以送她的 Oh, I can take her.
我在想 也许这几天 You know, I was thinking maybe
你可以先别去学校 stay away from school for a few days.
-但是 -等事态冷静下来再说 - But- - - Just- just let things cool down, huh?
来吧 孩子 Come on, kid.
带上你的东西 Grab your gear.
-她还没吃银元松饼呢 -哦 She hasn't had her Bisquick yet. - Oh.
顺路买个甜甜圈吧 Stop for doughnuts on the way, how about?
-甜甜圈 -看到了吧 Doughnuts? - Doughn...See? -
我今晚会晚回家 I'll be home late.
-好的 -好吧 Okay. - AII right.
-给你 -好的 谢谢 Here. - AlI right. Oh, thanks.
那我帮你把盘子放炉里暖着 I'll keep your plate in the warmer for you.
-好嘞 -拜拜 小家伙 拜拜 AII right. - Bye, squirt. - Bye.
来吧 请坐 Come on, have a seat.
咱们开始吧 Let's get started.
谢谢大家 哇哦 Thank you. Wow.
周二的观众听着比周五的观众还热情 A Tuesday crowd that sounds like a Friday crowd.
太感谢了 来吧 I love it, yeah.
女士们先生们 下面有请 Ladies and gentlemen, please say hello
我的好朋友谢伊·威尔斯 to my good friend. It's Shea Wells over there.
-你好 谢伊 -嗨 Hello, Shea. - Hey.
肯德尔放假了 她刚做了 Kendall is off, uh, she's continuing
膝盖手术 to recuperate
正在接受康复治疗 from her knee surgery, uh, so, yeah.
她全世界对狗子最好的妈妈 She's, like, best dog mom in the world.
我跟她说 等你哪天回来工作了 I was telling her, like, "Your dogs are gonna be so sad
-你家狗仔会很伤心的 -超伤心 － when you go back to work. - Oh, so sad.
-它们都被惯坏了 -她不在家照顾 They're spoiled right now. - They're gonna be
狗子会不习惯的 没错 used to her being home and taking care of"em, and, yeah.
德克斯特很喜欢 你知道有句老话说得好 Dexter likes it. You know, when they say,
狗养的越久 uh, dogs start look like their owners
越像主人 after a little while?
说到狗狗 Well, speaking of dogs,
今天 我们荣幸地请到一位 today, in studio, we are very lucky
备受尊敬的动物心理学家来到演播室 to have highly- regarded animal psychologist
这个穿得我都出汗了 I'm sweating in this thing.
热死了 不戴了 Enough of this fucking thing.
那贱货在哪儿 Where is this bitch?
她死了吗 Is she dead?
女士 Lady
他说留活口 he said alive.
但他并没说 But he didn't say nothing about
留着她一口牙 "with all her teeth. "
你懂我意思吗 You feel me?
她肯定是忘记时间了 小家伙 I'm sure she just lost track of time, slugger.
宝贝 你帮我看下公文包有没有落在车里 Hey, pal, can you see if I left my briefcase in the car?
-我给你拿过来吧 -不 我 You want it? - No! I. I
你就待在那 好吗 You just- just stay there, okay?
亲爱的 Hon?
哦 天啊 Oh, geez.
里昂先生 Mr. Lyon?
我吐在楼下马桶里了 I threw up in the downstairs commode
我得先告诉你 你如果看见了 I'm saying that so when- when you see that there,
那是我吐的 that's- that's me.
你在报警时说 你回到家后发现前门 Your message said you came home and the front door was
前门大开 还看到了血 Was wide open, yeah, and there's...blood.
你进去看了就知道 而且 I mean, you'll see, and...
多特不在里面 她会不会是 And no Dot. She...You- you think she's o
-请你先待在外面 里昂先生 -好的 Gonna need you to stay out here, Mr. Lyon. - Okay.
鉴证科的车应该很快就到 你让他们 -好的 Forensic truck should be pulling in shortly. Tell em- Yeah. Oh.
四下看看再进来 I'm having a look around the place and to come on in.
我 我把斯科特送到邻居家了 所以 I...Yeah, I- I sent Scotty to the neighbor's, so...
是个好主意 That was good thinking.
-你给你妻子打过电话了吗 -第一时间打的 - Did you try your wife's cell? - Yeah, first thing.
她手机在厨房案台上 It's on the kitchen counter, so.
我真的 她要是出了什么事我 I just...If anything happened to her, I
咱们先别急着下结论 Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
我需要检查一下房内 I'm gonna check the premises now.
哦 还有一顶烧焦的帽子 Oh! There's some kind of a burnt hat,
貌似在楼上 maybe, upstairs.
什么鬼 What the heck?
我们得假设这是一起绑架 Well, I think we have to assume this is a kidnapping.
-所以她还活着 -暂时活着 - So she's alive? - For now.
你是在哭吗 Are you crying?
-不 -我认为接下来48小时内 No. Well, I'd expect a ransom demand
会有人来索要赎金 somewhere in the next 48,
也许会狮子大开口 probably for some real cheese. - Oh.
但现在斯科特在上学 我又买了新车队 You know, with- with Scotty's school and the new fleet,
我没那么多钱 I- I don't really have that money.
韦恩 他们想讹的是我的钱 Wayne. I'm the deep pockets here.
他们怎么就会觉得我会为一个 Though why they think I'd break the bank
被我儿子搞大肚子的下贱货倾家荡产 for some low- rent skirt my son knocked up...
嘿 住口 Hey, that
妈 你说的可是我老婆 Mom, that's- that's my wife you're talking about.
别耍小孩子脾气了 你都是成年人了 Don't be a baby. You're at the grownup table.
如有必要 我们能凑出多少钱 我是指现金 How much could we pull together, cash, if we had to?
钱不是问题 Well, money's not the problem.
公司现在现金充裕 The company's cash- rich right now,
都是市场波动产生的盈余 what with the market volatility.
再说了 你还有绑架险呢 And heck, you got kidnap insurance.
-是吗 -她有的吧 - Oh. - Uh, doesn't she?
国内国外都有 Foreign and domestic.
我们正在确认 We're, uh, checking to make sure it applies
儿媳妇是不是也能适用 to the daughter- in- law.
不 现在真正的问题是流程 No, the real issue now is process.
我们是去找联调局 Do we bring the FBI in
还是找私人的解救人质谈判团队 or a private hostage negotiation team?
我不希望把这件事闹大 I want to keep this thing quiet.
已经有太多没用的人民公仆在这儿跑来跑去 We already got enough worthless public servants running around
觉得都归他们做主了 thinking they own the place.
我回来了 I'm home.
亲爱的 我准备睡了 Well, hon, turning in.
我在办一个大案子 所以得早起 Got to get up early on account I'm working a big case.
我们觉得是起绑架 Kidnapping, we think.
鉴证结果发现了两个不同的血型 Forensics came back two different blood types,
都不是被害人的 not the victim.
-是吗 -是啊 Huh. - Yeah.
又往右偏了 Slicing right again.
我觉得是肩膀太低了 I think I'm dropping my shoulder.
你申请参加地区赛了吗 Did you put in for the regional?
2500美元 Twenty- five hundred bucks.
不开玩笑 No kidding
我知道 I know.
亲爱的 这应该不需要我跟你说吧 Well, hon, I don't got to tell you
-我知道西 -尔斯百货发来了最后通告 - I know. - Sears sent a final notice,
还有贷款 and the mortgage...
我说了我知道 I said I know.
拜托别这么戒备 Please don't get defensive.
只是我们超支太多了 Just got out of our skis is all,
-买这个模拟器又要干嘛 -我跟你说了 what with the simulator. - I told you,
这是我冬季必须要用的 I need it for the winter months.
当然了 Of course.
我不是说它多余 I'm not saying it's superfluous.
就或 许你可以考虑一下 Just...maybe think about making up a few shifts
再去红苹果上几班 at the Red Apple again.
或者像我们聊过的那样 Or we talked about,
你可以回去放射科学校 maybe you go back to radiology school,
你知道吧 就作为后备选项 you know, as a backup.
我不需要后备选项 I don't need a backup.
你已经拿到梦想中的工作了 You got your dream job,
我我就差一点了 and I'm...I'm so close.
希尔顿角的比赛 我都拿了第二了 You know, I came in second at Hilton Head.
我说过了 我得早起 Well, like I said, got to get up early.
为你自豪 Proud of you.
谢了 你来吗 Thanks. You coming?
马上 再试几杆 In a minute. Just a few more drives.
嘘 你可他妈赶紧闭嘴吧 Shh. Shut the fuck up already.
我的脸 My face. Oh
你的脸还在 别嚎了 It's still there. Stop whining.
是不是浑浊了 Is it cloudy in here?
我的眼睛 My eye.
我不敢看 I'm afraid to look.
俩眼睛都在呢 Got two eyes.
你能不能送我去看兽医 Could you take me to a veterinarian?
什么 What?
你知道的 就跟电影里一样 You know, like in the movies.
毕竟也都是医生 只不过是治动物的 Cause they're also a doctor, just for animals.
你得去医院 You need to go the hospital.
那样的烧伤 Burns like that,
会感染的 you're gonna get infected.
甚至影响到脑子 Maybe even go to the brain.
-闭嘴 -我需要我的脑子 Shut up. - I need my brain.
我觉得你不需要 Not from where the driver sits.
怎么回事 What's going on?
你从哪儿弄到的车 Where did you get the truck?
按你说的偷来的啊 圣克劳德那边 Stole it, like you said, over in St. Cloud.
从谁那儿偷的 Stole from who?
我怎么知道 就别人家门口车道上 You got me. Some guy's driveway.
-老天 -我们该怎么办 Christ. - What do we do?
-闭嘴 -我们该怎么办 Shut up. - What do we do?
闭嘴 Shut up.
储物箱里有把点38口径的枪 There's a 38 in the glove box.
至于你 别想着闹事 And you- - don't get any funny...
老天 Geez.
-嗨 -我的天 Hey- Oh, my God.
你没事吧 女士 Are you okay, ma'am?
靠 Shit! Oh.
有警官受伤 重复一次 有警官受伤 Officer down! I repeat, officer down!
老天爷啊 Christ on a stick.
拜托 Come on.
我是副警长 This is
惠特·法尔 我正在逃亡 Deputy Witt Farr. I'm on the lam,
逃避追击 evading pursuit.
有两名枪手 Two shooters in a, uh,
开一辆深绿色的F250 a dark- green F250.
喂喂喂 等下等下 Hey. Hey, hey. Hey. Wait, wait, wait,
别啊 no.
小伙子 赶紧趴下 不然头就别想要了 Son, get down before you lose your head.
-你这儿有后门吗 -没有 You got a back door? - No.
那 那急救箱呢 What about, uh, a first aid kit?
-拜托 -我来 Come on! - I got you.
没事 没事 It's okay, it's okay.
没事的 It's okay.
我来帮你 Let me help.
冷静一点就好 后援很快就到 Just stay calm. Backup'll be here soon.
你包扎一下腿 我去看看有没有别的门 Fix your leg. I'll check the doors.
收银员说这儿没有后门 Clerk said no back door.
后面有个卫生间 There's a bathroom back there.
肯定有窗户 It'll have a window.
对 没错 机智 Right, yeah. Yeah, good thinking.
你挺得过去吗 You gonna make it?
没问题 可以的 Yeah, I'll get us there.
可以的 I'lI get us there. Oh.
老天 Oh, God.
你这后头有什么武器吗 you got any weaponry back there?
猎枪 铅管之类的 Uh, shotgun? Lead pipe?
有个空气喇叭 Got a air horn.
-什么东西 -空气喇叭 就 - Awhat? - An air horn? It's, like,
罐子里有气 然后你按按钮 air in a can, and you push the button
就能 and you.
该死的 Shoot.
我这里流了很多血 Losing a lot of blood here.
肯定是打到动脉了 Must have hit an artery.
厕所里是不是有个罪犯 I'm guessing there was a perp in the commode?
把这个放进去 行吗 可以吗 Put this in here. Yeah? Okay?
好 Okay.
现在我要扭它了 Now I'm gonna twist it.
好吗 Yeah?
好 没事的 来 Okay. It's okay. Come on.
-你能拿住它吗 对 -好 - Can you hold it? Yeah. - Yeah.
你这都是哪儿学来的 Where'd you learn to do all this?
这不是我第一次逃命了 It's not my first getaway.
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
至少告诉我一声 你叫什么吧 Can you at least tell me your name?
好 你会没事的 Okay. You're gonna be okay.
另一个家伙在哪儿呢 Where's the second fella?
门口 By the front door.
还有气吗 Breathing?
大部队来了 The cavalry's here.
赶紧到我这儿来 免得他们 Come by me so they don't, uh...
等这事儿完了我肯定得给你申请个奖章 Gonna put you in for a medal when this is over.
表彰一下 你懂吧 Some kind of commendation, you know?
英勇市民奖之类的 civilian bravery or some such.
我们会把她找回来的 We're gonna get her back.
嗨 亲爱的 Oh. Hiya, hon.
我就是想确保斯科特 Just making sure Scotty
毕竟她昨天没吃上松饼 Well, she didn't get her Bisquick yesterday.
亲爱的 Oh, hon.
天 你出血了 Oh, geez, you're bleeding.
有吗 I am?
你看看啊 Oh, would you look at that.
我感觉自己好蠢 Well, I just feel like the silliest.
到底出什么事了 We- Well, what the heck happened?
有人入室吗 Some kind of break- in?
那 那血迹 还有 The- the...the blood and, like,
还有头发 the hair?
亲爱的 你 你没事吧 Oh, hon, are...are you okay?
别说傻话了 Stop being so ridiculous.
我估计只是 I just must have
不小小心划伤自己了而已 cut myself is all, earlier.
毕竟 And, well,
昨天一天挺难过的 you know, yesterday was a tough pill to swallow,
所以我就想着到别处去 so I thought I could go somewhere,
清醒一下 clear my head.
但 我 那 But, uh, I'm...Wh- Wh
他们发现的两种血迹 Two types of blood they found.
-对 -就 一个是阴性O型血 Yep. - Ya, O- O- negative and, um...
另一个我忘了 但也不是你的血型 Well, I forgot the other one, but not yours.
还有那 那滑雪面罩 A- And the deal with the, uh, the...the ski mask
-都烧焦了的 -对 - all scorched and stuff? - Ya.
我拿了点冬季的衣物出来 Uh, I had some of the winter things out,
准备给衣柜换季呢 prepping for the seasonal changeover.
-然后呢 -我肯定是把它们 - Ya? - And I guess I must have put'em
放得离卷发夹太近了 然后就 too close to the curlers, and it, uh...
你肯定觉得我太傻了 You must think I'm some kind of fool.
不 当然 Oh, no. No, of course
当然不会了 我只是 of course not, I just
那 Uh. Wh- Wh...
你这是什么意思 因为警察来过了 What- what are you saying? Cause the cops were here.
那位 那位印第安女士 她说 Uh, that- that Indian lady, and she said, uh...
她说是 被强行绑架 然后 "abducted by force" is what she... And- and then
我还去了妈那里求助凑赎金 I'm at my mom's figuring out a ransom strategy
你告诉你妈了吗 You told your mom?
是啊 亲爱的 你 Yeah, hon, there was...
你被绑架了啊 You were abducted.
别这么说了 Stop saying that.
我就是昨天过得不太顺而已 I had a bad day.
需要点时间清醒一下罢了 I needed some time to clear my head.
我是不是把家里搞得一团糟了 Did I leave the house a mess?
该死的 Well, shoot.
我知道你觉得我是某种完美女性 I know you think I'm this kinda perfect woman- -
完美妻子和母亲 wife, mother- -
但你要知道 就算是我也会崩溃的 but you know, even I got a breaking point.
你去摆下早餐桌吧 Now, you want to set the table for breakfast?
得确保斯科特上学时候能有足够的维他命 Got to make sure Scotty gets her vitamins and minerals
和矿物质 一天里最重要的一餐呢 for school. Most important meal of the day.