过来 熊 Come, bear.
这对我们和俄罗斯来说 都是新的一天 It's a new day for us and for Russia.
精彩 Bravo!
胜利者 The victor.
我们一直在找你 We've been looking for you.
大牧首在俄罗斯的各种事务中都不可或缺 No doubt, the Patriarch is essential in all of Russia's affairs.
我在森林里跟上帝对话来着 I was in the forest communing with God.
也就是在躲我了 You mean hiding.
上帝曾告诉我 我必须在你的统治中扮演好自己角色 In my communication with God, He told me I have to play my part in your reign.
他说了吗 我还以为他从不犯错呢 - He did? And I always thought He was infallible.
现在呢 我之前脑子不清晰 站错了队 Now I suppose having not thought things through properly,
你大概已经决定要杀我了 you've probably resolved to kill me.
奥洛计划在你身上捅60个洞 Orlo's plan is to stab 60 holes in you
然后撒上盐 蜂蜜还有蚂蚁 and then something involving salt, honey and ants.
有些还是我喜欢的 Well, some of that I would enjoy.
我本来只想割断你喉咙的 但我已经答应他了 I'm happy just to simply cut your throat, but I promised him.
我会告诉卫兵去哪里找你 I'll let the guards know where to find you.
咱们再盘一下你的处境吧 Let us ponder your situation.
你今天要在朝廷和上帝面前遵奉为神 You are to be consecrated today before the court and God.
计划确实如此 That is the plan.
光是大声说出来就很刺激 I find it exciting just hearing it out loud.
俄罗斯教堂是俄国人生活的一切 The Russian church is everything in Russia.
这里只有一个教会 一个上帝 一个大牧首 There is one Church, one God, one Patriarch.
这片土地上的人只听教堂的 The people listen to the Church across this land.
它的统治坚不可摧 Its rule is iron.
教堂的话在某种程度上比皇权还可信 Its word is trusted in a way the Emperor's is not.
教会常存于民众心中 The Church lives in people's hearts.
-恐惧也是 -爱也是 - As fear. - And love.
这个组合可不得了 It's a powerful combination.
所以我的问题是 你真的要双手沾满 So, my question is: Are you really going to be consecrated
大牧首的血 神授君权吗 with the blood of the Patriarch on your hand?
洗洗就好了 I'll wash.
你要用谁取代我 And who would you replace me with?
会找到人的 I'll find someone.
谁啊 Who?
我是教会里最激进的牧师了 I'm the most progressive cleric on the synod.
我正对着一个女人侃侃而谈 Here I am chatting with a woman,
对她的掌权表示尊重赞扬 respecting and applauding her taking of power.
你找不到第二个了 It's not the general consensus.
上帝啊 救救我吧 Good God.
他会的 Indeed, He is.
他确实会救你 Indeed, He is.
我写了两份布道词 发给了全国所有主教 Now, I have sent two sermons to every regional bishop in the land.
一份写着 你是上帝之选 "A" is saying that you are God's choice.
另一份写着 你是个德国恶魔 窃国窃权 "B" is saying that you are a German devil who has stolen our country
要置我们于死地 或改信路德教 and wishes to render us all dead, or Lutheran,
并决心将俄罗斯夷为平地 and is intent on burning Russia to the ground.
然后 我以激昂的陈词呼吁 I then call on all Russians in quite a moving way
全国人民站起来 推翻你和你的统治 to rise up as one and destroy you and your rule.
把你烧成灰烬 骨灰撒在风中 等等等等 Burn your bones, spread the ashes on the wind, et cetera.
如果我死了 他们会读到后面这份 If I die, they read "B,"
如果没死 他们会读前面那份 然后 I don't, they read "A,"
神授仪式结束后 大家吃蛋糕喝香槟 and we all have cake and champagne after consecration.
好吧 Right.
看到终于有个明白人坐上王位 我真欣慰 It's a joy to finally have someone smart on the throne who sees reason.
你说得对 我还找不到人代替你 You're right, I have no one to replace you with.
还没有 Yet.
但等我找到了 就会杀了你 But when I do, I will kill you.
我会更热爱生活的 因为每天都可能是生命的最后一天 I will relish each day more, knowing it could be my last.
我只要求上帝决定把我带走前先缓缓 All I ask is to put my case until God decides to take me.
这得是我的决定 Which will be when I decide to send you.
再次恭喜 Congratulations again.
先生 Uh, s... sir...
让我拉 Just let me fucking do it.
-几点了 -8点15 - Time? - 8:15.
啊 你来了 Ah! Here you...
是你啊 Oh, it's you.
亲爱的 你好 Darling, hello.
我怕你难过 所以给你带了只老鼠 I thought you might be sad, so I brought you a mouse.
我他妈要老鼠干吗 我怎么会难过 I don't want a fucking mouse, and why would I be sad?
你 失去了帝国 You... lost the empire.
我还以为你会难过呢 I thought it might be sad for you.
完全不会 Not at all.
我从一出生就在当王储当国王 I have always been Emperor, or Emperor to be,
但彼得从未 做过自己 but I have never woken up just Peter.
我可以完全听从内心 I can do as I like.
我想成为谁 Who would I like to be?
不 当从繁重的朝政中解脱出来时 我想做什么 No, what would I like to be while I'm unburdened by my office?
多么迷人的生活 How fascinating.
你自由了 自由了 万岁 You are free to be free. Huzzah!
完全正确 Exactly.
我现在有事做 姑姑 I am doing things, Aunt.
放飞我的奇思妙想 学习小提琴课 学习伏尔泰的哲学 Improving, indulging my whims, violin lessons, philosophy with Voltaire.
学习功夫 And learning Kung Fu,
这是一种东方格斗艺术 我一直很好奇 an eastern fighting art I have long wondered on
我似乎天生就是干这个的 and seems I have a natural proclivity for.
我为你开心 但我们也必须关注一件事 I applaud it, but we must focus on one thing as well.
啊 我的加冕礼服来了 Ah, my coronation suit.
真棒 Brilliant.
-你也要去 -当然了 - You're going? - Of course.
得让朝廷上下看到 是我送给她的 It's important the court see me give it to her.
不能让别人以为是她拿走的 I can't let people think she took it from me.
明白了 I see.
我就是来谈她的 It is her I wish to speak of.
说吧 Yes?
保罗很好 但他可能会死 Paul is wonderful, but he may die.
你为什么这么说 Why would you say that?
别这样说 Don't say that!
很多女人都流产多次 我流过七次 - Most women have many miscarriages. I had seven.
7次 我只知道那个湿漉漉的家伙 - Seven? Hm, I only know about the wet one.
伊戈尔溺水身亡 他是个会走路的孩子 Igor drowned and was a walking child.
流产是指体内的胎儿没撑下去 从里面流出来了 A miscarriage is when the baby in you does not make it and bleeds out of you.
操 Oh, fuck.
女人每个月都会这样 That happens every month, doesn't it, with women?
每个月都会有死婴吗 我擦 Every month there is a dead baby, fuck.
真是悲剧 That, that is tragic.
不 No. Uh...
我跟你详细解释不了 I cannot explain at length.
我的意思是 如果她没怀你的血脉 那我们什么都不是 My point: If she does not carry your child, your blood, we are nothing.
如果她爱你 你们就会生更多的孩子 If she loves you, you will make more babies
延存家族的血脉 and you will protect the family line.
这是我们的王朝 必须保护好 This is a dynasty, and we must protect it.
你必须让她爱上你 You must make her love you.
她很爱我的 她杀了里奥 留下了我 - She does love me. She killed Leo and she kept me.
证据凿凿啊 Evidence in.
我担心 她对你的爱 微弱到她自己都感受不到 I fear she is only dimly aware of the fact of her love.
这都是我计划好的 姑姑 This is my plan, Aunt.
她很快会意识到 俄罗斯是一个垂死之国 She will soon realize Russia is an old sow of a country that lays near dead
深陷泥潭 and heaving in a pile of mud,
根本什么也改变不了 她会失败 impossible to move, and she has failed.
然后会悲伤低微地来找我 祈求我的爱我的大屌 She will come to me, humbled, sad and in need of my love and massive cock.
这计划真妙 Marvelous plan.
我知道 I know.
女人都喜欢挑男人毛病 A woman often likes to reshingle a man.
你去问问她 自己是否有什么地方烦到她了 Ask her if, when she looks at you, she sees faulty bits.
因为如果她的目光只停留在瑕疵上 Because if her eye is constantly drawn to them,
就会忽略整个人的优点 the whole building looks bad,
但如果你改掉瑕疵 but if you replace those shingles,
她挑不出毛病 只能欣赏整个人了 she has nothing to do but admire the whole edifice.
还会想跟他上床 Hm. And want to fuck it.
完全正确 Exactly.
我要待客了 I shall receive my guest.
玛丽娅女士 你看起来真漂亮 Lady Marial, how lovely you look.
我们都很高兴你的回归 And how happy we are to have you returned.
有屁快放 贱人 What is it, bitch?
我们留下东西了 We left some things...
一些艺术品和儿童玩具 放在箱子后面的 some art and some children's toys, in a box in the back of the...
都被我烧掉了 I burnt them.
帮我摔下门 好吗 Slam that for me, will you?
哦 Oh.
最亲爱的奥洛 Dearest Orlo.
看看我们的成果吧 Look where we are.
多么美好的一天 What a day.
美好的一天啊 What a day, what a day!
确实 就像个梦 Indeed. A dream.
是个梦吗 Is it a dream?
过来 Come here.
咱们来重塑俄罗斯吧 我的朋友 Let us remake Russia, my friend.
绝对要 Indeed.
Mm!
这是一份详细说明 条理清晰地列出了 It's a detailed statement of aims and actions we should take
我们应该采取的目标和行动 in a methodical and precise way.
我已经按章节分好了 I have arranged it in sections.
我也列了清单 但我会读你的 I have my list, but I shall read yours,
肯定会有很多交叉 and no doubt, there is much crossover.
哦 奥洛 Oh, Orlo.
我高兴得头都晕了 I feel giddy.
万岁 Huzzah!
万岁 万他妈岁 Huzzah! Hu-fucking-zah!
俄罗斯是我们的了 Russia is ours!
我有瓶彼得大帝加封我将军时 I have a special vodka given to me by Peter the Great
送我的伏特加 on the day he made me a General.
但你已提前打开了 Which you have opened in advance.
先尝尝 以防有毒 Uh, taste testing in case it's poisoned.
我愿意为女皇奉献生命 I lay my life before my Empress.
- Mm. - Mm!
那么 我们先做什么 So, where shall we start?
我们第一个每日议程 Our first daily agenda.
看看一提到议程他多激动 Look how happy an agenda makes him.
这是官僚分子抑制不住的心跳吗 Is that the fast-beating heart of a bureaucrat unleashed I hear?
没错 学校今天上午有开学典礼 It is. The school opens this morning.
太好了 我会到场的 Huzzah! I shall be there.
你的加冕礼在今晚 And this evening, your coronation.
所以 现在的政治气候是这样的 So, the lay of the land is this.
大家都期望着你能在位一年 Everyone expects you to last a year.
孩子出生之前我都是安全的 I am safe until the baby is born.
他就是我的救星 He is my savior.
但他出生后 就变成了你的威胁 Exactly. Until he is born and then he is a threat.
在我看来 孩子总是问题不断 Children seem endlessly problematic to me.
所以我们必须迅速行动 证明我是个伟大的领袖 So, we must act fast and show that I am a great leader,
不可或缺 命中注定 深受爱戴 indispensable, destined and loved.
咱们干番大事吧 So, let us do some big things.
解放农奴 取缔暴力 修建上百个美术馆 Free the serfs, outlaw violence, build a hundred art galleries,
开办科学院 吸引全欧洲最优秀的人才 open an academy of sciences, drawing the greatest minds from Europe.
废除限制妇女权利的法律 Dismantle the laws around women's rights,
修建公路港口 build roads, ports,
开放与欧洲国家的贸易条约谈判 open trade treaty discussions with the nations of Europe.
提高税收 降低死亡率 Raise taxes, lower mortality rates,
让百姓每顿饭前 and make dancing and jokes
都能跳得起舞 有心情开玩笑 a prerequisite of every dinner.
咱们从 Let us start with...
与贵族会面开始吧 With meeting the nobles.
蛤 What?
这是一种仪式 Ah, it is ritual.
他们来自世界各地 They, they come from everywhere.
-上帝保佑你 欢迎欢迎 -好多人 - God bless you. Welcome! - Oh, there is a lot. Oh.
阿奇 Archie!
傻逼 光天化日之下 Fucker! In broad daylight.
卫兵们 把他抓住 Guards, go and seize him.
咱们要给他上酷刑 直到他意识到自己已是上帝的弃子 Oh, let us kill him slowly until he realizes he's been abandoned by God.
算了 奥洛 咱们文明点 直接斩首吧 - Relax, Orlo. Let's just behead him like civilized men.
等等 我和他做了交易 Wait! I have done a deal with him.
什么 What?
他有我把柄 He has a gun to my head.
我不能踩着大牧首的鲜血加冕 I cannot walk into the coronation with a dead Patriarch,
他就算死了也会在坟墓里搅我们的局的 or he'll unleash chaos from the grave.
好吧 我的意思是 你们都不想先聊一下吗 R-right. Y... I mean, y-you didn't want to discuss it first?
该做什么我很清楚 所以我已经做了 It was clear what to do, so I did it.
但是我们有计划 But we had a plan.
我们要用斯米奇代替他 但他死了 我们的计划也随之而亡 We had Simkey to replace him with and he died, and our plan with it.
这就是问题所在 那些老家伙死了 That's the problem, these old fuckers die.
这就是我谴责的独身主义 It's celibacy I blame.
这把他们都搞死了 It fucks 'em up.
谢谢你 弗莱门托夫 Thank you, Velementov.
我真得太想杀了他了 I really, really want to kill him.
我脑袋上还有他拿该死的圣经砸我的痕迹 My head is still soft in places from that fucking Bible he dropped on my head.
圣经确实以各种方式损害了人们的脑袋 The Bible has damaged many heads in a myriad of ways.
我们会杀了他的 奥洛 但不是现在 We will kill him, Orlo, but not yet.
老谋深算的混蛋 只能先放过他 Wily fucker, give him that.
几点了 Time!
8点35分 8:35.
她应该来这用早餐的 这是约定好的 - She should be here for breakfast. That is the agreement.
但是今天是她的重要日子 所以我还是去找她吧 But she has a big day, so I will go to her.
护卫 Guards!
你不能离开 You're not supposed to... leave.
给我开门 Door.
早上好 早上好 早上好 Morning.
奥洛 出去 Orlo, out.
你们也是 弗莱门托夫 你这个胖子 You too, Velementov, you fat traitorous fuck.
你来这干什么 What are you doing here?
用早餐 这是我们的重要日子 Breakfast. This is our day.
你好 保罗 Hello, Paul.
我会把他送回住处 I shall have him returned to quarters.
把你自己送回去吧 胖子 Oh, do it yourself, fat boy.
带着快乐和敏捷 With pleasure and alacrity.
敏捷是什么意思 Wh-what's alacrity?
迅速啊 Speed!
Hi-ya!
Oh, sh...
够了 Enough!
我有约在先 我会遵守的 I made a deal, I shall honor it.
-女皇 -没事 我会跟他吃早饭的 - Empress? - It's fine. I will do this.
我爸会对此说些什么呢 What would my father say?
这正是我想说的 My sentiments exactly.
弗莱门托夫 去吧 Velementov, just go.
我知道你本打算去我那的 I know it was supposed to be in my apartments,
但是我知道你今天很忙 but I realized what a busy day you would have,
所以我觉得还是我来找你好了 and so I thought I'd come to you.
我很贴心 我知道 It's thoughtful of me, I know.
放桌上吧 Put it on the desk.
Hmm.
Ah.
当然 Of course.
Mm.
来点鱼子酱和迷迭香薄饼吗 Caviar and rosemary crepe?
玛丽娅小姐 又一个被原谅的叛徒 看看你 - Lady Marial, another forgiven traitor. Look at you.
我穿这裙子确实很好看 I do look great in this dress.
我早餐还吃了哈密瓜和树莓 奥洛 I also had cantaloupes and raspberries for breakfast, Orlo,
在香草牛奶里沐浴 bathed in vanilla scented cream,
睡了九个小时 and slept for nine glorious hours,
裹着真丝床单裸睡 naked and wrapped in silken sheets.
难以置信 Unbelievable.
我们的敌人都还活着 过着快乐的日子 All our enemies are alive and having a lovely day.
-放轻松 奥洛 -是的 放松点 奥洛 - Oh, relax, Orlo. - Yes, relax, Orlo.
我救了她一命 I saved her life.
我才是这真正的英雄 和最美丽的人 I'm the real hero here, and the prettiest.
确实 你闻起来像香草一样 Agreed. You, you smell like vanilla.
尽情享用吧 伙计 Drink it in, big boy.
Oh.
真是太美妙了 Marvelous.
那是你的待办清单吗 That your list?
是的 It is.
雷厉风行 大刀阔斧 我的建议 Go fast, change much, my advice.
我觉得我已经很雷厉风行了 I thought I'd go fast.
-你觉得我应该再快点吗 -是的 - You think I should? - Yes.
一旦保罗离开 有人会想杀了你的 Once Paul's out, someone will try and kill you,
把孩子偷走 然后把我们俩都杀了 steal the baby and coup us both with it.
我有个问题 如果有一个你不喜欢我的地方 Here's a question I had: If there's one thing you didn't like about me...
一个很小的方面 可能并不存在 或许确实没有 a tiny aspect, and there may not be, probably there isn't,
但如果非得想一件让完美无缺的我 but if there is one thing I could change
改变的事情 那会是什么呢 about my relatively flawless self, what would it be?
你善变的暴戾 Your mercurial violence.
真的吗 Really? Huh.
父亲总认为那我最好的特质 Father always thought that my best quality.
-真的吗 -是的 - Really? - Yeah.
他说 这孩子不太行 He'd say, "There's not much going on in there,
但给他一把刀 点燃他的暴戾 这孩子还是有东西 but give him a knife and light his wick, the boy has something."
理智和同情心比暴戾更经得起争论 Reason and compassion can win any argument better than violence.
好吧 你没必要和一个被割了喉咙的人争论 Well, you don't have to win an argument with someone who has a slashed larynx
因为他们在努力地表达自己的观点 as they struggle to make their point.
我没说暴戾是好事 Not that I'm saying that's good.
我不是 我只是说 I'm not. Just saying...
好口巴我会改的 Hm. I'll work on that.
在我让俄国变得更好的时候 你打算做点什么呢 How will you spend your days while I am making Russia better?
-你是说做点不一样的吗 -我说的是更好 - You mean different. - I actually mean better.
你让俄国变得更好 我让自己变更好 While you improve Russia, I shall improve myself.
我们都有崇高的理想 或许对你来说 是无法实现的 Mm. We both share lofty, or possibly in your case, unattainable ambitions.
我们会做爱吗 Should we have sex?
我宁愿被这只小鸡噎死 I'd rather choke to death on this tiny chicken.
糟糕的决定 对俄国来说不是好兆头 That's a poor decision and does not augur well for Russia.
-你原谅她了 她背叛了你 -我救了她 - You are forgiving. She betrayed you. - Saved her.
这只是一个推测 但我是仁慈的 确实如此 It is a point of conjecture, but I am benevolent, it's true.
我这有你加冕时穿的礼袍布料 I have fabrics for your gown for the coronation
以及女裁缝也就位了 and seamstresses standing by.
我在想这个 I was thinking this.
很有凡尔赛的风格 Very Versailles.
我看起来什么样不重要 重要的是我做了什么 It doesn't matter how I look, just what I do.
真是太可爱了 Adorable.
穿得好看 人们只会注意你穿什么而不是你做什么 If you dress well, no one notices what you do, just what you wear.
伏尔泰说过 Voltaire said that.
他没有 He did not.
可能是我说的 我之前听过 - Maybe I said it then. I've heard it before.
我会穿蓝色天鹅绒 我们别撞衫 I am wearing a blue velvet so let us not clash.
得走了 我有小提琴课 Must go. I have violin.
他也要来 He's coming?
开门 Door!
彼得 Peter!
你不能参加 你被禁足了 You're not coming. You're under house arrest.
我当然要来 我得把王位给你 - Of course I'm coming. I have to give you the throne.
我夺来的 不是你给的 I took it. You did not give it.
是我给你的 好吧你拿走的 Yes, I did. Yes, I do.
护卫 过来 保护我 Guards, come on, guard me.
你别再来了 You're not coming!
-到时候见 -学校 - See you there! - The school.
开始了 你是想出席的 我想 It begins. You wish to be there, I imagine?
当然 Of course.
你的服装风格得给我个准信儿 I really need a decision on the style.
我们只有四个小时的时间制作衣服了 We only have four hours for them to make it.
我不知道我想要什么 特别点就行 - I don't know what I want. Something... special.
好吧 还是不具体 是哪种呢 Right. Not that specific, is it?
学校那边要赶紧去了 The school.
好的 我们走吧 Yes, let's go.
他们不应该鞠躬什么的吗 Shouldn't they bow or something?
他们不知道是你 他们都是从俄国各地来的 - They don't know it's you. They're from all over Russia.
对他们来说你只是个女人 You look like just a woman to them.
我们该迎接新的一天了 Shall we greet the day?
你还好吗 You all right?
我昨晚没睡着 I didn't sleep.
我一直在等人来割我们的喉咙 I kept waiting for someone to come in and cut our throats.
我不认为她会那样做的 I don't think she will.
这是宽恕 赦免 和解的宣言 There's a proclamation of forgiveness, amnesty, and reconciliation.
我们都是俄国人 等等一系列 "We are all Russians," et cetera.
是糟糕的一天 It is a bad day.
或许对我们来说没那么糟糕 Maybe this won't be so bad for us.
我很乐观的 I'm optimistic.
傻逼 Cunt.
Ah...
Ugh.
他们似乎还没读那和解宣言 They seem to have not read the proclamation.
该死的贝拉诺瓦刚朝我脸上吐口水 Fucking Belanova just spat in my face.
我们所有人的新黎明要来了 A new dawn for all of us.
-她把我们的住处给了玛丽娅了 -她还烧掉了孩子们的泰迪熊 - She gave our apartment to Marial. - Who burnt the children's teddys.
你需要读一读和解宣言 你们这些混蛋 You need to read the proclamation, you fucks!
你们好 朋友们 多么好的一天啊 来吧 - Ah! Hello, friends. What a great day. Come.
-塔尔辛斯基 -白痴 - Ah, Tarzinsky. - Dickhead.
他刚才是叫我白痴吗 Did he just call me a dickhead?
我他妈现在就杀了他 然后任凭她处置 I'll fucking go shoot him and she can do what she will with me.
只要你下令 Just say the word.
下令的人是那个寡妇 老天 阿卡迪 - The word is widow. Jesus, Arkady.
不 挺好的 No, it's fine.
白痴 只是一个词而已 "Dickhead," merely a word,
就想芝士 或者是低飞的鸟儿 like "cheese" or "low flying bird."
只是几个词而已 Just words.
-阿卡迪 来帮我写这篇演讲稿吧 -我以为被禁足在房间了 - Arkady, come help me write this speech. - I thought you were under house arrest.
没错 I am.
我发现实际上要比我想象得宽松 And I'm actually finding it less restricting than I imagined.
我以为我来晚了错过开头呢 Ah, I thought I was late for the start.
他们还没来 多美好的一天 Good they're not here yet. What a day!
当然 作为女皇你不可能会退到 Well, you can't be late as you're Empress.
我们按照你的时间表安排事情 We work on your time frame.
但这次恐伯就是目前这个情况 But this is it, I'm afraid.
-一个都没有 -唉 - One? - Alas.
我会惩罚那些退到的人 发布公告 I was going to punish whoever was late. Make a statement.
像我法国学校做的那样 Like my school in France did.
但是现在所有人都迟到了 我不知道该怎么办 But then everyone was late, so I wasn't sure what to do.
然后没有一个人来 我意识到 天呀 没有一个人来 And then no one came, and I realized, oh dear, no one's coming.
奥洛 你发布了和解宣言了吗 Orlo, you put out the proclamation?
是的 宫中每一个有女孩子家庭 Yes. Every apartment with female children in the palace
都被邀请去送他们的孩子去新办的女皇女子学校 was invited to send their child to the Empress's new school for girls.
好吧 Oh, right.
玛丽亚 把母亲们聚集起来 我想跟她们聊聊 Marial, gather the mothers, I wish to speak to them.
弗拉门托夫 跟我来 Velementov, come with me.
你的士兵没有阻拦好保罗 我们必须让他们明白 Your soldiers are not guarding Peter well. We must make a point.
先生们 你们的职责是让保罗待在他的住处 Gentlemen, your job is to keep Peter in his quarters.
他是你们的囚犯 你们能明白吗 He is your prisoner, do you understand that?
他不能离开这里 He cannot leave this wing.
他不能在大庭广众下大摇大摆吸吮鸡巴 He cannot walk unimpeded about court ordering a salmon or a cock sucking,
你们能明白吗 do you understand?
他不是你们的皇帝 他是你们的囚犯 He is not your Emperor, he is your prisoner.
如果你们需要击毙他 就这么做 If you need to shoot him, do so.
理想是击中他的腿 如有需要也可以打脑袋 In the leg ideally, but in the head if you must.
明白了吗 Hm? Understood?
那是真的吗 Is that true?
现在 给我做好你们的工作都给我他妈盯紧了 - Now, do your jobs, men. Do your fucking jobs.
-所以 波兰 -波兰吗 - So, Poland. - Poland?
我们能拿下 We can take it.
基本上都是等着被解放的俄国人 It's basically full of Russians waiting to be liberated.
你想发动战争吗 You want to start a war?
会很迅速的 It'll be swift.
我们将会重夺几十年前失去的领土 Territory that we lost decades ago will be returned to us.
俄国会更广阔 更强大 再次成为一个整体 Russia will become bigger, stronger, and made whole once again.
我们不能在我第一天统治下就发动战争 弗拉门托夫 I'm not starting a war the first day of my reign, Velementov.
好吧 那是哪一天呢 Well, which day then?
我隐约记得你说过你不反对战争 I vaguely recall a deal where you said you were not against war.
看到战争的意义时 我才会开火 When I find a war I see the point of, we shall go in guns blazing.
但是波兰没有意义 But Poland is not it.
好吧 我觉得这是 Right. I felt it was a...
一个大计划 可能符合早期胜利的要求 a, a big plan and might fit the bill for early victories.
我说只做大计划 弗拉门托夫 意思是我的大计划 When I said only big plans, Velementov, I meant my big plans.
啊 我知道了 Ah. I see.
你能不要因为一点胜利就放纵自己吗 Can you not just revel in your victory a bit longer?
如果这样我们为什么还要战争 Why this need for war?
这是 是我做过的 It's, it's what I do.
你要对我们伟大国家中的威胁保持警惕 Well, instead you will be vigilant for threats to our great nation
奉献给我你从献血和痛苦中得来的智慧 and offer me your wisdom born of blood and pain.
不能把这看作一份真正的工作 Doesn't seem like a real job.
奥洛 对你的伤我很抱歉 虽然你曾想杀我 - May I apologize, Orlo, for your injury? Although you were trying to kill me.
关键是 你下毒意图和谋杀行为 The point is, your poisonous intent and murderous actions
并没有减少我对你的欣赏 因为我知道你一直将俄国放在心上 do not diminish my fondness for you, as I know Russia was in your heart.
我希望你心上也能插把刀 I wish a knife was in your heart.
圣经谈论了许多关于原谅的事 你应该读一读 The Bible speaks much of forgiveness, perhaps you should read on it.
然而 里面也说了许多关于杀人的 我也一起读读吧 - Well, it speaks much of killing too. I might just read on that.
让我们开始魅力攻势 Let us begin the charm offensive.
第一个 Number one!
女王 能到这里是我们的荣幸 Empress, it is our honor to be here.
额 我们带了一匹马作为礼物 Um, we brought you a horse as a gift.
真可爱 Lovely.
我们就知道您会喜欢 As we know you love them.
还有其他事情吗 拉斯科尔维 Anything else, Raskolvy?
额 一件小事 真的 Um, simple thing, really.
我们交的税的太多了 希望能减少一点 Um, we're taxed heavily, and would like it lessened.
请完全免除我的税款 I want a complete reprieve in my taxes.
我无意改变税收现状 I'm not across the tax situation,
但税收是是用来建设俄罗斯 服务女皇的 but as it is used to build Russia and her greatness,
所以我感谢你做出的牺牲 it is a sacrifice I am happy for you to make.
祝你过得愉快 Good day.
精彩的掌控 Brilliantly handled.
别拍马屁了 阿尔奇 Don't suck up, Archie.
第二位 Number two!
啊 康特 纳扎罗夫 Ah, Count Nazakov.
纳扎罗夫 Nazakov.
你干了什么 What did you do?!
你他妈干了什么 弗拉门托夫 What the fuck did you do, Velementov?
杀了他 他在名单上 对吧 奥兰 - Killed him. He's on the list, right, Orlo?
什么名单 What list?
哦 额 我们还没来得及讨论这个 Oh, uh, we, we haven't discussed this.
额 我列了一个名单 上面的人绝对不会认同我们 Uh, I made a list, as there are people who will never see our way
并会致力于摧毁我们 and will work to destroy us.
-我们不能让他们活着 -不 不 不 - We cannot leave them alive. - No, no, no!
这不是我想要的 This is not how I wish it to be.
我们要打造一个新俄国 We are creating a new Russia.
通往新俄国的路需要这些老尸体铺就 Well, the road to the new Russia will need to be paved with the dead bodies
否则我们无法达到新俄国 of some of the old or we will not get to the new Russia.
就算你的魅力也不能赢下所有战争 Even your charm cannot win all battles.
-哦 我反对 -闭嘴 阿尔奇 - Oh, I disagree. - Shut up, Archie.
这会传达出怎么样的信息 What message does this send?
去你妈的 我们懂得治国 "Fuck you, we mean business."
不 No!
妈的 我们不能这样把死人抬出去 Shit. We cannot carry him out there, murdered.
我们就是不行 We just can't.
那 把他从窗户扔出去 Well, drop him from a window.
他会落在地上 有人会发现他然后以为是一场意外 He'll land, someone will find him and think it random.
我们不需要你的帮助 你不是我们一员 - We don't need your help. You are not part of this.
当然 Of course.
我得离这个新政府机器的无缝运作 I shall stay clear of the seamless working
无缝运作远远的 of this new machinery of government.
我知道了 他袭击了女王 射伤了我 奥洛杀了他 I have it. He attacked the Empress, shot me, Orlo killed him.
我会成为英雄的 I'll be a hero.
-这一点都不好玩 奥洛 -这招会管用的 - It's not funny, Orlo. - It'll work.
没有人会相信 No one will believe...
Oh!
守卫 帮我们一下 Guards! Help us!
我看起来好极了 Hm. I look great.
所以我们要做什么 So where are we up to?
Ah.
我自愿将此拱手相送 "I give this freely of my own volition,
作为一种实验可能是心血来潮 想让我们的人民过得更好 "an experiment, perhaps a whim for the good of my people.
让大家像爱我一样爱凯特琳 Let us love Catherine as we do me."
我喜欢 Love it.
白痴 "Dickhead."
你能想像塔尔辛斯基这个混蛋吗 You hear fucking Tarzinsky?
我是说 他要么就是跌进温泉摔破了蛋 I mean, once he would've been fishing his balls out of the fountain,
要么就是被热锅烫了舌头 要么就是在深林里卡住了脚 his tongue from a hot pan, and his feet from a hole in the forest.
但也只是听说 But it's just words.
你是很大度的 国王 You are very forgiving, Emperor.
阿尔迪 你会大度吗 - Mm. - Arkady, are you very forgiving?
你什么意思 法国荡妇 What do you mean, French cunt?
嗯 你可能需要大度一点 Mm. You might need to be.
你的妻子 Your wife.
-你对她说了什么 -他只是在调情 - What did you say to her? - He's just teasing.
我是法国人 她很漂亮 I am French, she is beautiful.
这也是为什么我想要慢慢的舔她的身体直到她尖叫 It only stands to reason that I would like to lick her slowly to yelping
之后会在桌子上慢慢的操她 and then slowly fuck her over a table.
我想说这还挺有逻辑 阿卡迪 I mean, that's just logic, Arkady.
我知道你可能不会介意别的男人上你的妻子 I know you might not mind other men fucking your wife...
粗鲁的混蛋 Rude fucker.
Oh!
阿卡迪 Arkady!
阿卡迪 格里格尔 Arkady, Grigor!
天哪 受够了你们的暴力 Jesus. Enough with the violence.
这件事又好笑又色情 That's not an appropriate response to things said
大家反应不该这样 of a funny but sexual nature.
有人告诉我你需要见我 I got the message that you needed to see me.
我没多少时间 什么事儿如此紧急 I have no time. What is so urgent?
Mm?
Ah.
这是给你的 Mm. It's for you.
你不能给我礼物 因为我夺走了你的政权 You can't give me a gift for couping you.
然而 我可以因为我可能是你遇见过的最慷慨的男人 Well, I can if I'm the most generous chap you ever met.
-仔细考虑一下 -你不能来 - Ponder that. - You can't come.
哦 你不喜欢吗 Oh, you don't like it?
我喜欢 I like it.
我赢下了俄国 我得到了它 I won Russia. I took it.
我不能让这看起来像是你将俄国给了我 I will not have it that it looks like you gave it.
我确实给了 I did give it.
是我放弃了因为我很饿 所以放弃了它 I gave up because I was hungry and gave it up.
所以我确实给了 So, I did give it.
可能我真应该杀了你 Perhaps I should've killed you.
嗯 但你不可以 Mm. But could not.
仔细考虑一下 Ponder that.
然后想一下 And then ponder this.
如果你做了 就会像是你抢走了俄国 If you did, you would've looked like you took it,
这样就是非法的了 所有人会站在你的对立面 but then would've been illegitimate and everyone would've lined up
狠狠的拿刀刺你的脸 俄国将会陷入混乱和冲突中 to stab you in the face a lot and Russia would've fallen into chaos and strife.
我避免了一场内战的发生 万岁 I actually have avoided a civil war for Russia. Huzzah!
我才是领袖 因为我能预见这一切 而你没有 I am a leader as I see all this and you do not.
你不会回来的 You're not coming.
我是被上帝选中的人 你只是个邮递新娘 I'm chosen by God, you were chosen by mail order.
大部分大臣看到你 Most of the court see you
就像是看到了一个贪婪的妓女窃取了王位 as a grasping whore of a German who stole the throne.
我 什么 不是的 I... What... They do not.
有一大堆保皇派可能会伤害你和保罗 There's pockets of loyalists who may harm you and Paul.
你是我的妻子 保罗是我的孩子 You're my wife, Paul is my child.
我会保护我爱的一切 不管是什么 I will protect that which I love. No matter what.
我忙碌一天的都是为治理俄国 这个我从你那里夺来的国家 I have a busy day running Russia, the country I just took from you.
再见 Goodbye.
你们是宫廷里所有年轻女孩们的父母 You are all parents of young girls at court.
事实上 我认为你们是俄国未来的父母 Indeed, I say you are all parents of the future of Russia.
当你们用关心和爱把她们养大成人时 And while you nourish your children in their bodies with care and love,
我们必须用同样的方式滋养他们的 灵魂和心智 we must do the same with their souls and minds.
我也受过教育 这让我每天都很感恩 I was educated and it is the thing I am most grateful for every day.
教育成就了我 For it has made me who I am.
总有一天我的孩子也会出生 I have a baby who will one day be born
在我把他从血水抱起时 and when I pluck it from the bloody floods,
我会想要喂给他各种食物 I will want to feed that baby a variet...
乳母会做这些活儿的 你不用自己去做 - A wet nurse will do it. You do not do it yourself.
我是在用暗喻 I was speaking metaphorically.
暗喻 Metaphorically?
-是个德语词 -啊 - It is a German word. - Ah.
这不是个德语词 It is not a German word!
我的重点是 我们们吸收了欧洲的伟大思想 My point is, we feed on the great thinkers of Europe
当我们抬头时 我们会看到不一样的世界 and when we look up, we see the world differently
我们充满生机 英勇彪悍 我们可以建设更好的俄国 and that we are vibrant, fierce creatures who can build a better Russia.
是 Yeah.
所以你们会送她们去上学吗 So, you will send them?
如果我们说不的话 会被枪毙吗 Will we be shot if we don't?
不会 No, you won't be shot if you don't.
那就不 Then no.
为什么不 Why not?
你们不想要让他们变得更好吗 You want the best for them, do you not?
额 无疑我们对你的爱和仰慕是巨大的 Well, while our love and admiration for you is huge,
我们不想让女孩们模仿你独特的个性 your unique nature is not something we wish to replicate in our girls.
这会让她们很难嫁出去 It will make marrying them harder.
-什么 -没有想要一个凶猛的妻子 - What? - No one wants a fierce wife.
确实 Exactly.
而且嫁得好比一切都重要 And marrying well is everything.
我的父亲曾经对我说 如果你知道什么时候闭上嘴 My father used to say, if you know when it's time to shut your mouth
并且什么时候张开腿 and when it's time to open your legs,
你会找到一个好丈夫 你的人生就会有保障 you will find a good match and your life be assured.
所以 事实上你们只是不想让他们成为我 So, in essence you just do not wish them to be me?
你有一个就够了 There is only one you.
祝我们女王万岁 Hooray for the Empress!
万岁 Hooray!
就该枪毙了他们 真的 Just shoot them. Seriously.
不敢相信 他们不想让自己的女儿变得更好 I can't believe they don't want better things for their daughters.
他们觉得嫁的更好才是真的好 They think better things come from better husbands.
关于加冕礼的事 因为你不能确定 On the coronation, as you could not decide,
所以我做了三件礼服 I have three gowns being made.
哦 我知道我要什么了 Oh, I found what I want.
这个不算很奇怪吧 Is this not marvelous?
这个 不行 What? No!
不 No.
非常勇敢 并且符合俄国的风格 It is bold, and very Russian.
是的 这两个象征都不太好 Yes, both those attributes being its problem.
这是我的祖母们以前穿的 她们因为穿得丑 It's what our grandmothers used to wear before they were beaten to death
而常被殴打致死 for wearing something so ugly.
我喜欢这样的 我会穿这个 I like it. I will do it.
你不能 You cannot.
听我一言吧 Listen to your friend.
我曾经救过你的命 让我再救你一次 I saved your life once before, allow me to do it again.
但你当时背叛了我 When you betrayed me.
是的 Exactly.
离加冕礼仅剩几个小时了 Which got you standing here hours before your coronation
别站在这里犯下巨大的错误 about to make a huge mistake.
把这件衣服做好 Make it happen.
王宫的人会笑话你的 They will laugh you from the chamber.
你不了解 这在我们看来 就是 You do not understand, to our eyes, this is...
一个笑话 a joke.
凯特琳 求你了 Catherine, please.
你是在哭吗 Are you crying?
如果能起作用 那就是 If it will help, yes.
我会用自己的方式去做 我认这是正确的 I will do it my way. I feel it's right.
那如果他们笑话你呢 And when they laugh in your stupid face?
我会枪毙了他们 I will have them shot.
如果那是真的呢 If only that were true.
你是在祷告吗 Are you praying?
Hm?
不 啊 我掉了一卢布 No. Uh, I dropped a ruble.
你是穆斯林吗 Are you a Muslim?
不 这里是俄罗斯 我们都是东正教徒 No. This is Russia, we're all Orthodox.
你在撒谎吗 Are you lying to me?
请不要侮辱我 女王 Do not insult me, Empress.
如果我是穆斯林 我会撒发出卑鄙与罪恶的味道 If I were a Muslim, I would smell of rats and sin
并且我会听到奇怪的熏香燃烧的声音 and strange incense that I've heard they burn.
东正教大于一切 The Russian church is all.
上帝保佑你 上帝保佑俄罗斯 God bless you. God bless Russia.
上帝保佑他自己 God bless God.
万岁 Huzzah!
什么礼物 A gift of?
六匹良驹 Six stallions.
只要你骑上去 他跑得飞快 英姿飒爽 毛发柔顺 我毫不怀疑 Fast, handsome, and pliant with you in the saddle, I have no doubt.
接下来要开口要东西了 An idea is taking hold.
我的地区想要一个港口 My region would like a port,
还有一百万卢布现金 想为你办派对 uh, and a million rubles in cash to throw a party in your honor.
得了 奥洛 弄下去吧 Great. Orlo, take care of that.
下一个 Next!
塔科辛斯基是下一个 Tarzinsky is next.
我擦 好吧 Shit. Okay.
你就应该乖乖听话 把他弄出来 You should just be agreeable and get him out.
开玩笑呢吧 这个金发妓女把他干翻了 It is a jape, this blond strip of a baby-bumped whore overthrew him?
就是 I did.
跟我讲话放尊重点 And you will speak with respect.
别激动 塔辛克斯基 Easy, Tarzinsky.
你要派弗拉门托夫去阿拉斯加 把它从美国人那里夺回来 You will send Velementov to Alaska to take it from the Americans
这样海獭贸易就有救了 so the sea otter trade can continue.
可以把阿拉斯加封给我 I could take Alaska, actually.
后退 先生 Step back, sir.
因为你的口气闻着就像死海獭 For you smell like a sea otter has died in your mouth.
那是俄罗斯的味道 你这个德国妹子 That is the smell of Russia, German bitch.
退后 先生 Step back, sir!
让我能尽可能优雅地概括下我的回答 If I could summarize my response to your request as elegantly as possible...
去死吧 你这头猪 Go die, you pig.
认真的么 Really, Tarzinsky?
维菜门托夫 开枪 Velementov, shoot him.
-确定 -非常确定 - Seriously? - Very.
塔辛克斯基 Tarzinsky!
跪在我面前 为你的罪过赎罪 Kneel before me and atone for your sins
感受上帝的愤怒 你可怜的灵魂啊 or feel the wrath of God upon your miserable soul, sir.
现在 对我们的女王表示尊重 下去清醒一下先生 Now, show some respect to our Empress and then leave and sober up, sir.
我能搞定 阿奇 I have this, Archie.
确实 Indeed.
塔津斯基 你听到了我的话了 Tarzinsky, you heard me.
大牧首 Patriarch.
再见 先生们 Gentlemen.
我不需要你介入 I did not need you to step in.
为什么每个人都嚷嚷着"我想要 我想要 我想要" Why is it everyone who comes in here, "I want, I want, I want"?
就没人能给俄罗斯奉献点什么吗 Does anyone have something to offer Russia?
草泥马 Fuck.
自私 贪婪的的混蛋 Selfish, grasping fucks!
而且 And also...
我从没被马干过 I never fucked a horse!
今天我想做一些重要的事情 I would like to do something of importance today.
却没机会 I cannot get my hands around it.
我们可以休息一下 We could take a break.
俄罗斯有穆斯林吗 Are there Muslims in Russia?
已经绝迹了 Not anymore.
怎么了 你看到了吗 Why? Did you see one?
我打断一下啊 I am interrupting.
女皇 容我说句话 Empress, if I may?
过来吧 No. Come through.
大牧首 很荣幸 Patriarch. An honor.
绝对是 你是 Of course it is. Father...?
巴兹尔神父 从西边来的 I am Father Basil, in from the west.
你的胡子还里有干草 You have hay in your beard.
你想见我 You wanted to see me.
我是里奥·沃伦斯基的表弟 I am Leo Voronsky's cousin.
是吗 You are?
他经常写信给我提到你 He wrote me often of you.
他对你的爱 如河流般清澈透明 His love was a river of such purity and light,
每每读起 我都无法呼吸 it took my breath away when I would read those words.
很抱歉 I'm sorry about...
不要对你自己妄下评判 他不会的 Do not judge yourself, he would not.
上帝会 但应该离那时还很远 God will, but that is a long way off, I hope.
我见到你 就知道上帝会为他的造物所自豪 And I see you, and I know that God will be happy with His creation.
你的内心有明灯 You are lit from within.
这是里奥的信 Leo's letters.
我觉得应该交给你 I thought maybe you should have them.
他们让我感触很深 相信你会有同感 They speak of you, but I suspect they will speak to you as well.
谢谢你 Thank you.
好吧 我们 Okay, shall we...
-我们 -对 We... Yeah.
里奥 Leo.
你们就都傻站在那儿 And you fools just stand there?
我以为这个新俄罗斯 大家要互相拥抱着走过欢乐和悲伤呢 I thought the new Russia was one where we held each other in our joys and sorrows.
随他去吧 Let it go.
这是一场风暴 It is a storm.
风暴永不停歇 我们只能兵来将挡 They will never stop coming, but pass through and away.
风暴不会停的 They always will.
谢谢你 Thank you.
吃点鲻鱼吧 Have some mullet.
你有土吗 Do you have some dirt?
在锅里 In the pot.
见了这么多贵族 你一定累了 So many nobles, you must be tired.
彼得想参加加冕仪式 Peter wants to come to the coronation.
你能跟他解释一下 为什么他不能来吗 Can you explain to him why he cannot?
这对你来说很好啊 It is a good idea for you.
他不该来 Uh, he should not.
她夺下了政权 She took it.
他一定在宫廷里留下了不愉快的回忆 He must be made an unpleasant memory at court.
奥洛 怎么突然这么激动 Orlo, so much racing blood now?
你要不要跟人上个床 或者私奔之类的 You might want to try fucking people or running or some such.
你为什么觉得彼得应该来 Why do you think Peter should come?
如果开了个派对 所有的客人都在讨论 If one has a party and all the guests can think about
谁没参加 那这个派对到底是谁的 is who is not there, whose party is it?
这些客人会如何杜撰 And what stories do those guests,
这个鬼魂对主人有多不满 angry at the host, tell themselves about this ghost?
他们的杜撰会很危险 Dangerous ones, of course.
但都听你的 But as you wish.
我觉得你说的对 You are right, I think.
好吧 如果像你这么聪明的女王都觉得我对 Well, if women of our intelligence both think something right,
那我真的对 I suspect it is.
我先不打扰你了 I will leave you to business.
您想见我 You wished to see me?
看看这个 Look at this.
你眯起眼睛 会看到一只猫出现 If you squint, you can see a cat appear,
如果你稍微晃下头 and if-if you slightly shake your head a bit,
能看见更多的猫 似乎在舞蹈 more cats, and they appear to be dancing.
猫 Cats?
确实呢 Indeed.
坐啊 Sit.
你在干吗 What are you...
我认为我们应该谈一谈 I thought we should have a conversation.
你一定是不想让我突然离开吧 Clearly a conversation you don't wish me to leave abruptly.
她留了你一条活路 很明智 She has let you live, wisely.
很高兴你也这么认为 I'm glad you think so.
她对我们的国家和人民充满乐观 She has an optimism for our people and our nation,
我也很乐意看到她的愿景畅行无阻 and I very much wish to see her execute her vision unhindered.
但遗憾的是 我对人性很悲观 But I sadly have a pessimistic view of human nature,
所以我担心你的自由 so I worry on you wandering free.
我必须要帮上帝工作啊 I must do God's work.
你可以这么做 Oh, you may do that.
但只要让我感觉到有人在跟她作对 But If I sense there is a game at play against her,
那你就是罪魁祸首 I will know you're at the center of it.
杀死大牧首会引发混乱 Killing a Patriarch will unleash chaos.
但可以是一场车祸 一块砒霜饼干 But a carriage accident, an arsenic biscuit,
一尊不合时宜砸下来的雕像 a statue falling at the wrong moment.
我还有个熟人 是被汤淹死的 I knew a man once who drowned in soup.
毫无征兆的意外死亡方法海了去了 A myriad of unexplained tragic deaths float before my eyes.
明白了 I see.
阿奇 你的法衣下面有什么东西在探动吗 Is something stirring beneath your cassock, Archie?
我喜欢刀 I like knives.
当然了 Of course.
我们话说清楚了吗 Do we understand each other?
清楚了 We do.
不过话说回来 Mm, but a small aside.
真的的领导人应该是你 你有我们要的一切 You should really lead us. You have everything we need.
我们趁加冕礼时割断她的喉咙 把王冠戴在你头上吧 We cut her throat at the coronation, put the crown on your head.
给观礼人群奉上一场简单精彩的表演 Simple, and fun for the crowd.
说这样说话会让你送命的 It's talk like that which will get you killed.
但今天不会 But not today.
今天我会很安全 Today, I am safe.
你好好想想 携起手来 我们可以建设更好的俄罗斯 Ponder that we could all make a better Russia together.
确实 Indeed.
乐观的一天 A day for optimism.
你好啊 我亲爱的 Hello, my darlings.
真不知道你是怎么做到的 I don't know how you do that.
意志 Will.
大家好 Greetings...
全俄罗斯风格 Full Russian.
卧槽 这种面料大部分已经被我禁止了 Fuck. I've actually banned most of those fabrics.
我以为你要带俄罗斯去未来 而不是姥姥家 I thought you were taking Russia into the future, not into grandmother's house.
闭嘴 Shut up.
-宫廷 -你不用说话 亲 - Court, if... - Oh, you don't talk, my love.
上帝曾赐予我们许多伟大的领袖 God has blessed us with many great leaders,
今天又赐给我们一个 and now He has blessed us with another.
这股清新的金色空气吹拂过宫廷和我们的土地 What a breath of fresh golden air that blows through our court and our land.
我们被主深深眷顾 How blessed we are by our Lord.
我祝福凯瑟琳伟人大帝 I bless Catherine the Great,
因为她是我们的新... for she is our new...
你自称为伟人大帝 You're calling yourself "The Great"?
-当然了 -臣服在 - Of course. - Bow before her...
听起来很傲慢啊 It seems... arrogant.
如果你不是伟人 那挺傲慢的 It is if you are not great.
如果你是 那只不过是实话实说 If you are, it is just calling things what they are.
对 Right.
-闭嘴 -我准备了演讲 - Shh! - I have a speech.
只需要在祈福结束后把皇冠放我头上就好 Just put the crown on me when the long-winded blessing stops,
不然我现在就把你拖出去 or I will have you dragged out right now.
你不会的 You wouldn't.
对咱俩都尴尬 而且确实说明是我抢走的 It will be embarrassing for us both and make it clear I took it.
所以 也许还真是个好主意 So... maybe it is a good idea.
神父的爱 ...father of love.
愿这祝福 祝福 祝福 Blessings, blessings, blessings,
来自真正唯一的教堂 from the one true church,
唯一的真神 the one true God.
愿你指引我们走上通往天堂的正义之路 May you keep us on a righteous path to heaven.
我加冕你为俄罗斯女皇 I crown you Empress of Russia.
你看起来真美 You look stunning.
总有一天我们会把这事讲给保罗听 One day we'll tell Paul about this.
去下面坐 Go sit.
俄罗斯同胞们 什么是上帝 Fellow Russians, what is God?
我刚到这里时 站在湖边 When I came here, I stood by a lake
感受到上帝从俄罗斯的群山中出来 震撼着我 and I felt God come out of the Russian mountains and shake me,
改变着我 让我了解了自己的使命 change me, so I knew what I was,
知道自己应该爱谁 who to love.
俄罗斯 Russia.
我不会压抑这份爱 因为爱是永恒的 I will not constrain love, for it is eternal in all of us,
但表达爱的方式各有不同 and yet the expression of it unique and individual.
上帝对我们的要求也各不相同 What God asks all of us is different.
我相信每个人的上帝都可以是独立的 I believe who each person's God is can be as individual.
所以今天 我要颁布我第一个宣言 So today, I announce my first proclamation.
俄罗斯不再是个单一教会的国家 No more shall we be a one-church country.
大家可以自由信奉穆斯林 People are free to worship as Muslim,
印度教 甚至是犹太教 什么都不信也行 Hindu, Jew even, or even not at all.
上帝不会束缚我们心 God would not constrain our hearts,
我也不会妄加束缚冒犯他 and nor shall I do Him the insult of doing it.
我不会限制人们对神祗的爱 I will not constrain people's love for a deity,
这样做会让他们困于恐惧 for it traps their hearts in fear
我不愿领导这样的国家 and I will not lead a land such as this.
去你妈的该死 Fucking, fucking fuck.
我觉得如果我 I think if I can just...
我们可以重新蓄胡子 We may also all have beards again
因为那似乎是个令人困扰而又琐碎的规则 because that seemed like a confusing and trivial rule.
-什么 -让我们来庆祝 - What? - Let us celebrate!
宴席准备好了 A banquet is served!
好哇 Huzzah!
好我们要吃什么 Oh, good. What are we having?
我应该看过菜单的 I probably should've perused the menu.
警卫 护送皇帝 彼得 回到寝宫 Guards. Escort the Emp... Peter, back to his apartments.
是 当然 Right. Of course.
让我读给你听吧 我花了不少功夫 Uh, just let me read this to you. I went to a bit of trouble.
快点 Uh, quickly.
将你的皇冠交给他人是一件奇怪的事情 Uh, "It is a strange thing to hand your crown to another",
然而我心中了解我是将皇冠交给一位我所爱 "and yet I feel a peace in my heart knowing I'm handing it to one I love,
而且爱我们伟大国家的人 尽管她是德国人 "the one I love who loves our great nation, despite being German.
我亲眼目睹过她的睿智与凶残 "I have seen up close her wiseness and fierceness,
还有她焕发光彩的酮体 "and her naked body as it shimmers and glows
好像上帝将太阳置于她的体内 "like God put the sun inside her.
我也曾游历她的体内 "I have also been inside her
我们育有一子 因此俄罗斯的未来有了保证 "and we have made a Paul together and thus the future of Russia is assured.
像你们对我一样敬畏她 "Give her your fear as you gave it me.
跟她作对 正如你们对我做的那样 Fuck with her, you fuck with me."
出乎意料地动人 Strangely touching.
等一下 A moment.
你好 亲爱的 Hello, darling.
我失控了 I lost it.
我知道 I know.
你觉得他会怎么想 What do you think he'd think?
-我不确定 -骗子 - I'm not sure. - Liar.
他不会放弃的 对吧 He wouldn't have given up, would he?
他不像你那么容易饿 He didn't get as hungry as you do.
我的身体让我失望了 My body let me down.
我的思想 My mind was...
一如既往地敏锐 As sharp as it has always been.
没错 Indeed.
如果他知道我当时有多饿 If-If he knew how hungry I was though!
如果他知道你让凯瑟琳怀上了孩子 And if he knew you had placed an heir safely inside Catherine
借此延续了家族血脉 and assured the family line in doing so
并且意图让她爱上你 and aimed to make her love you
好让你们生下更多子嗣 他会感到自豪的 so you would create more babies, he would be proud.
Oh.
她会搞砸然后在爱上我之后 And that she will fuck it up and give it back
交换回来 after falling in love with me.
他会觉得这很狡猾 是不是 He would think that was cunning, right?
他会把这视作是独特与意料之外的计划 He would see it as a unique and unexpected plan,
正如你作为子嗣独一无二意料之外 as he saw you a unique and unexpected child.
的确 Indeed.
皇帝 好了 混蛋 我在说话 - Emperor, we... - All right, fuckhead, I'm talking?
让交谈自然结束 你个粗野的森林恶棍 Let the conversation come to a natural end, you boorish forest thug.
抱歉 Sorry.
没关系 It is fine.
我也许脾气不好 礼服太紧了 I'm perhaps ill tempered, the suit is tight.
你饿了 And you're hungry.
我确实是 I am actually.
晚餐的菜单很不上水准 The menu is very substandard at the dinner.
是吗 It is? Huh.
当然是了 Of course it is.
朝廷会想念我的 The court will miss me indeed.
-确实 -嗯 - Indeed. - Hm.
我意图在我们之间建立一条和平的桥梁 I aimed to build a bridge of peace between us
结果你却对我教会的根基下手 and yet you rip at the foundations of my church.
你看起来很生气 You seem angry.
不 我担心 No. I am concerned...
你出于怨毒行事而不是为了国家考虑 that you act from spite rather than concern for the country.
省省你担心的灵魂吧 阿奇 我不担心 - Well, rest your concerned soul, Archie. I don't.
你制造了宗教不和 You create religious disharmony.
我仰仗你来引导我们走向忍让的道路 阿奇 I rely on you to lead us all to tolerance, Archie.
这些异教徒不懂得忍让 These fucking infidels don't know tolerance.
从你的口气看来 也许我们自己应该先去学 Well, from your tone, perhaps we need to learn it ourselves.
我的建议是 祈祷吧 My advice, pray.
就好像你的姓名依托在上面 As if your life depended on it.
我见过比这更体面的台灯罩子 I've seen more stylish lampshades.
俄国服装 开什么玩笑 I mean, Russian? What the fuck?
她看起来很惊艳而你看起来像是法国娼妓 She looks amazing and you look like a French whore
接完客 所以 我觉得她赢了 at the end of a long night, so I... I think she wins.
还有 皇冠在她头上 所以闭嘴鞠躬吧 Also, she's got the crown, so shut up and bow.
玛利亚 我们想你了 Marial, we missed you.
我们很欣喜 How delighted we are.
你看起来美极了 You look stunning.
问题就在这 我忘记你有多美艳了 That was the thing, I forgot how stunning you are.
你为什么对她这么好 Why are you being nice to her?
因为我是女皇最好的朋友 傻瓜 Because I'm the Empress's best friend, dummy.
你想要看看你的宫殿吗 塔提亚娜 Do you not see your place now, Tatyana?
我想女皇在找你 你得跑了 - I think the Empress seeks you. You must run.
也许他还是把你当作仆人 Perhaps she still sees you as a servant.
我打算对你冷漠专横 斯万斯卡 I intended to be all calm and high-handedly bitchy with you, Svenska,
但是不幸的事我不是那样的人 but I am unfortunately not that person.
那是为了那顿打 That's for the beating.
我们两清了 有时间来喝茶 We are square. Come for tea sometime.
在我们开始之前 先来祝酒 Before we begin, a blessing.
巴西尔神父 从西方前来拜访 Father Basil, visiting us from the west.
我希望请你来 I would like you to do it.
所言极是 Indeed.
主 感谢你赐福今日飨宴 Lord, we thank you for this day...
你能把那些带到楼下去吗 Can you not take those downstairs?
我们正在庆祝女皇加冕 We're trying to celebrate the Empress's coronation.
我不希望身边都是沾了口水的盘子 I do not wish to do it surrounded by licked fucking plates.
我们的主菜都还没上 We also have not even been served our main courses yet?
-放松 -放松 - Relax. - Relax?
这简直丢人现眼 It is embarrassing.
我从来都没有去过二流的沙龙 I have never been in salon Four-B before.
我都不知道还有这种东西 I did not even know there was a salon Four-B.
有酒 There is alcohol.
就像我所说的 有酒的地方 食物只不过是配角 And as I say, when there is alcohol, food is an inadequate diversion.
-万岁 -嗯 - Huzzah. - Hmm.
所以 你们打算一醉方休 So, you idiots wish to drink our way through this?
所有正派的俄国人都应该这么做 As all good Russians should.
万岁 Huzzah!
乔治 George.
留下喝酒 Stay and get drunk.
我们还活着就很幸运了 We're lucky to be alive.
二流沙龙的生活不适合我 格里戈尔 Salon Four-B is not life to me, Grigor.
她不喜欢我们 She does not like us.
他有个计划 她会失败的 He has a plan. She will fail.
如果她没失败呢 And what if she doesn't?
我们会失去在朝堂的地位 We will never have status at this court.
你可以魅惑任何人 You can charm anyone.
我觉得她喜欢我们 I think she likes us.
她了解我们的忠诚 She knows our loyalties.
她永远不会信任我们 这么做也是有理由的 She will never trust us, and rightfully so.
我会让你去无所事事 I will leave you to do nothing as usual.
她是对的 She is right.
这是场灾难 It's a disaster.
我们必须相信彼得的计划 We must trust Peter's plan.
她会失败 She will fail.
不过算不上是计划 不是吗 Not really a plan though, is it?
只是翘首等待 Just waiting and hoping...
就像我今晚看你能不能硬起来 like I will be to see if you can get it up tonight.
也许我们应该去帮他们 Maybe we should help then.
我硬得起来 I can get it up!
我是说帮她 I mean help her...
凯瑟琳 失败 Catherine, fail.
万岁 万岁 - Huzzah! - Huzzah!
我喜欢他 I like him.
我不喜欢他 I don't like him.
今晚变得很棘手 It's turned into a very challenging evening.
女皇 我预感计划有了眉目 Empress, do I see a plan forming?
确实 You do.
他只是个牧师 但是他要是在朝廷待久了 He is just a priest, but if he was at court for a time,
我相信他能从老主教中寻得支持 I believe he could find favor amongst the old bishops.
我们可以了结阿奇了 And we could end Archie.
所言极是 Indeed.
我们达成一致了 太好了 Oh, we are as one on that. Brilliant.
记住奥洛 Remember that, Orlo.
什么 What?
我很出色 That I am brilliant.
相信这一点 Trust it.
我会的 I shall.
万岁 Huzzah.
天呐 Jesus.
乔治 好极了 Ah, George. Brilliant.
咱们打一炮吧 Let us fuck.
天呐 Ow! Jesus.
你是生气还是要打炮 Are you angry or are we fucking?
-都有 -哦 - Both. - Oh.
Huh.
混蛋 Fucker.
没关系 Oh, it's fine.
没关系 It's fine.
我去去就回 保证 I'll be back. Promise.
嘿 Hey!
-你干什么 -别没礼貌 - What the fuck do you... - Don't be so fucking rude!
用不着了 混蛋 No need for it. Fucker.
真让人失望 Oh, that's disappointing.
该死 Fuck.
不想要那么做的 Really didn't want to do that.
昨晚打炮的人举个手 Hands up who had sex last night?
要命了 Oh, good grief.
所言极是 所言极是 Indeed. Indeed.
我结束的时候 喊的就是这个 所言极是 As I finished, that's what I yelled, "Indeed!"
和谁 Who was it?
地方上来的人 Some regional guy.
可爱 味道好 今天离开朝廷 Lovely, smelt nice, and also leaving court today.
完美的组合 Perfect combination.
所言极是 Indeed.
我们被人跟踪了 We're being followed.
姑娘们 来 Girls, come.
你们喜欢我在加冕典礼上的服装吗 You liked what I wore at the coronation?
你看起来美艳动人 You looked stunning.
你们想要变得更像我 Would you like to be more like me
过上和你们母亲不一样的生活吗 and perhaps have a life different from your mothers?
来 Come.
女皇 Empress?
让我们教育这些年轻姑娘 Let us educate these fine young women.
我很乐意 I would love to.
女孩们 坐下 Girls, sit.
我们要讲的是柏拉图 We were discussing Plato.
如果我们的父母不喜欢 我们会被枪决吗 If our parents don't like this, will we be shot?
不 你能自己做主 No. You are your own people.
怎么度日是你自己的选择 不是吗 How you spend your days is your business, is it not?
那条裙子 The dress...
事实证明你是对的 turns out you were right.
他们从服装上看到了未来 玛利亚 They looked at it and saw the future, Marial.
你是说他们看到了你 You mean they saw you.
正是 Exactly.