我来了 让他们把我放进去 I'm here! Tell them to let me in!
你在这啊 There you are.
Here I am.
你得干点正事啊 国家又不会自己治理 - You have things to do, lady. This country does not run itself.
不会吗 Does it not?
我找不到奥洛 但我有你的日程安排 Orlo is I know not where, but I have your daily agenda.
-你 -我啊 - You? - Me.
我对你的情绪视而不见 只希望你能振作起来 I'm ignoring your mood, in the hope that you'll snap out of it.
我不是闹情绪 It is not a mood.
我学到了可怕的一课 真让人难以接受 It is a dawning realization that is too horrible to accept.
人生不能事事如意 你试过了 只是搞砸了 - Shit happens. You tried something, it fucked up.
但你没有失败 You didn't fail.
不 他们失败了 No, they did.
宫廷 我的团队 农奴 所有人 The court, my team, the serfs, everyone.
因为这里是俄罗斯啊 - This is Russia. - Hm.
多么痛的领悟 I finally understand what that means.
一个小挫折而已 It is a setback is all.
别对自己灰心 Do not lose faith in yourself.
我没对自己灰心 我对俄国 俄国人民灰心了 It is not me I have lost faith in, it is Russia, the people.
而且有人一直在开枪打我 Also, someone keeps shooting at me.
这可不太好 Mm. That's not good.
咱们快点开启新的一天吧 We best get inside and start the day.
我才不要让他们觉得我害怕了 I will not show fear.
可以啊 你快进去治国吧 So don't show it, but get inside anyway.
他们不想要彼得 不代表他们就想要我 They did not want Peter, but perhaps that did not mean they wanted me.
根本看不到改变的希望 And change seems impossible.
会改变的 They can change.
看看我 我都有日程安排了 都开始同情农奴了 Look at me, I have a daily agenda, empathy for serfs.
你跟别人不一样 You are a singular individual.
全拜你所赐 You helped me be one.
你改变了我也改变了百方大众 You have changed me, you will change millions.
你真会安慰人 Nice of you to say.
别再说了 只会戳中伤心事 Now stop, as it is an agitating subject.
好吧 今天要干吗 All right, what's the agenda?
科学竞赛 Science competition.
国际科学家都要到了 International scientists are arriving.
我是不是在你脸上看到了一丝微笑 See, you almost smiled.
你最喜欢这种无聊的活动了 This is the kind of boring shit that you love.
跟你聊天真开心 谢谢 Enchanting chat, thank you.
如果俄罗斯最终胜利 多大的喜事啊 And if Russia wins, huzzah!
你提高了我们的国际美誉度 You have brought us international acclaim.
宫廷会喜欢你的 The court will love that.
他们都很健忘 They have short memories.
农奴们已经不罢工了一切如旧 The serfs are back at work, everything is as it was.
一切如旧 一切都一如既往地糟烂 - All normal. All fucked up as usual.
敲了这么久 他都不理你 He's been ignoring you for a long time.
我觉得再敲下去 I don't think he's going to...
没事 It is all right.
你好 格里格尔 Hello, Grigor.
你在干嘛 - What are you... - Oh.
我他妈敲半天了 I have been fucking knocking...
我知道 I know. Shh!
用得着这么激动吗 It is comical how agitated you are.
迪米特里·康 你看看他 Dimitri Kang, do you see him?
这是 叫什么来着 This is... What do you call?
不安的灵魂 Agitation of the spirit.
没错 - Oh. - Exactly.
我好饿 我们一直禁食 I'm hungry. We've been fasting.
我已经三天没吃东西了 I haven't eaten for three days.
虽说吃了一只野鸡 一些土豆和一份柠檬羊奶布丁但聊胜于无 I mean a pheasant, some potatoes and a lemon posset, but almost nothing.
他一直在这里 He has been in here.
我需要一些东西 I needed something.
我的直觉知道那是什么 Instinctively I knew what it was.
当然知道 对吧 迪米特里 Well, of course I did, right, Dimitri?
你的内心会给你指明方向的 Your heart told you where to go for what it needed.
而现在我的胃告诉我去早餐室 And now my stomach tells me to go in the breakfast room.
Mm.
能谈谈这是什么情况吗 Can we talk about what happened?
随你 Whatever you wish.
事情都过去了 也无关紧要了 Although it is past so is of no matter.
这就是功夫思维 That's kung fu thinking.
我不明白 Thing is, I-I don't get it.
你都抓住她了 You had her.
整个宫廷都对她不满一片混乱 你还有枪啊 Court mad at her, chaos, you have a gun, she's...
如果你看到她那个样子 被痛苦折磨的美丽的脸庞 If you'd have seen her, her beautiful face crumpled with grief.
你的恋爱脑会害死我们 Oh, this love is going to fucking end us.
或许会让我们重生 Or begin us.
这到底是什么意思 - Hm? - What does that mean?
蜜瓜 Mm. Melon.
很好吃的 你也吃点吧 Yum. Soothe yourself, Grigor.
你当时没忍心下手 You choked in the moment.
我明白了 I understand.
她哭了 女人一哭就让人难受 Okay, she cried. Hard when they cry.
如果乔治娜哭 我也会崩溃的 George would cry and I would go to pieces.
迪米特里·康着我的灵魂度过了一个慢慢长夜 Dimitri Kang has led me through a long, dark night of the soul,
我意识到了一件事 and I have realized something.
我对皇位没兴趣 I don't want it.
这让我无比平静 And that has given me a peace that I have...
-你他妈的在说什么 -别打断我 - What the fuck are you talking about? - Stop interrupting!
好好一颗要图山羊奶酪的无花果 I wanted that fig slathered in goat cheese
现在被你的脸和地板站污了 操 and now it's on your face and the floor. Fuck!
我现在不平静了 And now I'm not serene.
我是出于爱才打断你的 I speak from love.
用心听 把无花果捡起来给我吃 - Listen from it instead. Get me the fig, I'll eat it anyway.
冒着被烤乳鸽塞菊花的风险 我来问你 At the risk of having a roast squab shoved up my arse, let me pose a question.
如果她皱着脸 挤出几滴泪你就心软成这样 How will you ever take this place from her
你还怎么重夺王宫 if she can merely crumple her face and squirt a few tears...?
我是谁 格里格尔 Who am I, Grigor?
被上帝和皇室血脉选中的俄罗斯皇帝 The Emperor of Russia chosen by God and line.
不 我只是个普通人 No. I'm just a man.
两条腿 一个头 Two legs, one head.
我喜欢打猎 吃饭 开玩笑 做爱 过两天就能和保罗玩耍了 I like to hunt and eat and jape and have sex and soon play with Paul.
问题是 格里格尔 The thing is, Grigor...
我不仅不想要 我似乎从没想要过 I not only don't want it, I don't know that I ever did.
我只是从一出生就没得选 仅此而已 I was just born to it, that's all.
就像那个马童和他父亲 Like that stable boy and his father.
都长了比大象鸡鸡还大的瘊子 天生如此 Both have those warts that look like an elephant's penis, he was born to that.
他无法摆脱家族的传承 但我可以 He cannot get rid of his inheritance, but I can mine.
我不想当皇帝 Hm. I don't want to be emperor.
-那我们怎么办 -这里 - Where does that leave us? - Here.
只有两个男人 四条胳膊 两个脑袋 三个蜜瓜 Just two men, four arms, two heads, three melons.
你这样我们很被动 It leaves us trapped.
我们被你耍了 It leaves us... fucked!
我了解你的 你就是个皇帝 你想要皇位 I know you, you're a fucking emperor, you want this!
你犯了个错误 有一刻是无私的 You made a mistake and were selfless for a moment.
但相信我 那只是个意外 不是你的本性 Trust me, that is an aberration, not a fucking character trait!
你得把嘴闭上 You need to shut up.
你太想操她了 You want to fuck her a lot!
就这么个原因 That is all that's going on here.
你看我生气吗 I'm not even upset with you.
这是什么 Um, what is it?
是一个订书机 It is a stapler.
干什么用的 What's it do?
这里有个轨道 用力时 There is a tube and a slide
这个金属会被牵引着向前 where individual pieces of metal are pushed forward
自动在纸上打孔 and then punched into the paper.
瞧 And voilà!
纸张就被紧紧的盯在一起 They are held fast.
就这 Right, and that's it?
我最讨厌的工作内容 是婴儿难产时 Worst part of my job is when a baby gets stuck inside a woman
我得把手伸进去 深到手肘位置 and I have to go in, sometimes elbow deep,
转动头和肩膀 把它拉出来 turn the head and shoulders and pull it out.
天哪 还有这事 Jesus, I did not know this.
因为我不是兽医 And as I'm not a fucking vet...
永远别生孩子 永远 Never having children. Never.
所以才是发明之母 Hence, the mother of invention.
我发明了产钳 I have invented the ceps.
开始分娩 In labor.
女性在系裙子上 So much of a woman's life is wasted
已经浪费太多生命 being tied into and out of our dresses.
我告诉女儿们 - Hm. - As I tell my girls,
这些时间用来阅读 写作 绘画多好 this time could be spent reading, writing, painting.
确实 Indeed.
Ooh.
这是两条用树液处理过的材料 It is merely two strips of material treated with tree sap
从头到尾固定在衣服内 that runs the length of the garment.
拉开 And off, please.
Oh, wow!
太了不起了 That was quite something!
太赞了 卡蒂亚·维尔科拉 It is brilliant, Katya Velcra.
但容我考虑一下隐患 But let me consider the unseen ramifications.
-强奸案会变得更容易 -是的 - And many rapes. - Yeah.
我称之为狂喜山车 I call it the Exultation.
让人期待 Sounds promising.
它有四层楼高那么高 70英尺宽 It is to be four stories high, 70 feet wide.
一个人顺着梯子爬上小车 小车承载四人 One climbs this ladder to the cart. It seats four men.
-男女不限 -对 - Or women. - Yes!
女人孩子都可以坐 Women should ride it too, as well as children.
真好 Wonderful.
接着 重力和抛物线构造 Now, gravity and the parabolic form
会创造出一个向上推力 然后 give us the momentum for an upward push and then...
-他们怎么保证不死呢 -他们会死 - How do they not die? - They do.
这就是狂喜山车的意义所在 That is the point of the Exultation,
旅程的终点是不可避免的死亡 the journey ends in the inescapable conclusion: Death.
啥 What?
老人 体弱多病者 绝症者 自杀者 无聊者 The old, the infirm, terminally ill, the suicidal, the bored...
在坠入死亡之前 享受最后一刻的天空和太阳 have one final moment of sky and sun before crashing to their death.
还是选订书机吧 We shall go with the stapler.
万岁 Ah! Bravo!
都已经印好了 Uh, we've embossed it. Yeah?
-去掉大帝两个字吧 -好 - Take the "Great" part off it. - Yes.
感谢你那天对我那么好 虽然你可能是来杀我的 - Thank you for being kind that day. Even though you probably came to kill me.
我本来可以推翻你 I'd just overthrow you really.
把你关起来 直到你幡然悔悟 Imprison you until you saw reason.
然后和保罗快乐地生活在一起 每天去野餐 去打猎 Then live happily ever after with Paul and a lot of picnicking and hunting.
-但你没这么做 -我没有 - But then you did not? - I did not.
我顿悟了 I had an epiphany.
我更想看到你幸福开心 I wanted your happiness more than my own.
说实话我也不想当皇帝 And honestly, I don't want to be emperor.
你不想 You don't?
我也被这个事实震惊到了 That is what has stunned me.
我第一次意识到 I understand something for the first time.
我的路都是上帝和父母帮我选的 God chose me, my parents chose it for me,
但我从没自己选择过 当我真正有选择的机会时 but I never chose it, and suddenly when I could...
我没有这么选 I didn't.
-哇 -就是这样 - Wow. - Indeed.
爱情改变了我 Love has done a strange thing to me.
你说 如果一刀劈开一个用力爱着的人 I wonder if you cut a man who has loved fiercely,
他的心脏是否会跟不爱的人形状一样 you will see a different-shaped heart from a man who has not?
也许这可以是我们的参赛项目 Maybe that should be our science entry.
对了 参赛项目选了什么 Hm. How is our science entry?
它会把纸张钉在一起 It attaches papers to each other.
听着不太上档次啊 Hmm. Sounds embarrassing.
Hm.
我能告诉你一件事吗 Can I tell you something?
什么事都行 Anything.
我害怕我改变不了俄罗斯 I fear perhaps I cannot change Russia.
俄罗斯 Russia.
是一只陷在泥里的老母猪 傻乎乎穷开心 It is an old sow stuck in the mud and mostly happily so.
如果有人真能改变 这个人就是你 But if anyone can, you can.
但或许没人能改变 But maybe no one can.
众所周知了 It has been said.
我来让你开心一下吧 Shall I cheer you?
我的舌头现在还是麻木的 因为今天早上吃了红辣椒熏鹿肉 My tongue is numb from this morning's deer pastrami in red peppercorns,
所以我只能依靠技巧而不是味觉和感觉 so I will have to rely on technique rather than taste and feel,
但是 but...
我还是可以给你口活 let us have at your button.
抱歉 不行 Sorry, no.
我一点清绪都没有 I am too low even for that.
Hm.
看来你是真的情绪低落啊 Bleak spirits indeed.
是啊 Indeed.
也许我可以帮你研究一下科学的事 Maybe I could help you with the science thing.
恐怕不行吧 I don't think so.
你忘了我是科学很厉害的吗 Ah, you forget I am a man of science.
还记得狗狗和降落伞吗 Remember, the dog and the parachute?
在我脑子里挥之不去 Indelibly printed on my brain.
那是个值得纪念的日子 It was a memorable day.
是呢 Exactly.
以我的智慧专注于解决你的问题 So, with my considerable intelligence thus focused on solving your problem,
我相信能有一些出色的发明 I'm sure some brilliant invention will come to me.
我倒是挺想看看你能发明出什么来的 I would actually be fascinated to see what you came up with.
挑战我呢 Sounds like a challenge.
你说是就是吧 If you like.
那我接受挑战 会让你大吃一惊的 - I do like. I will surprise you.
不知怎么的 跟你聊完我觉得好像开心些了 Somehow you have inexplicably cheered me.
时间到了 Time's up!
亲爱的凯瑟琳 Dear Catherine.
我在生鱼中加入了一些大蕉来帮助消化 I have added some plantains to the raw fish to help with digestion
避免你吃的太多会觉得胃酸 as the further along you go, that stomach can be acidic.
我的确是有种空洞的酸劲 I do have a hollow acidic feeling actually.
那就来点大蕉吧 Well, plantains.
大蕉没有用 I don't think plantains can fix it.
你走吧 我情绪不好 You may go. I am not in the mood.
她有情绪 但吃肯定解决不了问题 In a mood, but not the mood.
-你生气了 -没有 - You are angry. - No.
-郁闷 -困惑 - Sulking? - Bewildered.
我对人一直持乐观态度 尤其是你 I have an optimism of people, you in particular.
抛弃了我的那些人没什么大不了的 我也不吃惊 The men abandoning me in some ways does not surprise me.
但是你 But you.
我抛弃你了吗 Did I abandon you?
你还活着 还是女皇 You're alive and still Empress.
如果我抛弃了你 你早就被斩成六块 Had I actually abandoned you, you'd be in six pieces
散落在树林里了 scattered across the forest
而你的头颅将是俄罗斯最值钱的纪念品 and your head the most prized souvenir in Russia.
她的头很好看 It is a pretty head.
也许我们应该多聊聊这一点 Maybe we should focus on that.
也有些好结果啊 Also, there is much upside.
斯万斯卡死了 Svenska is dead.
这是件好事 That's good.
你应该相信我 相信我的直觉 You could've trusted me. My instinct.
可正相反 你居然放弃了我 Instead, you were ready to cut me loose.
我看到了 I saw it.
如果我支持了你的计划又如何呢 And what would have happened if I had backed your plan such as it was?
结果会不一样 会不同 Something else. Something new.
你这么说听起来非常含糊 It seems a bit of a vague target.
结果会不一样 会不同 "Something else. Something new."
先掷色子而不是先操控游戏 Roll the dice rather than rig the game first.
这就是低级的政治 That is bad politics.
有时候你只有先动起来才能看到接下来的路 Sometimes you just take the next step and the path appears.
这就是我想做的 可我的团队却解散了 That is what I wished to do and my team dissolved around me.
正如我所说 我持不同意见 As I said, difference of opinion.
有时候就是这样 It happens.
很多人都喜欢我这条裙子 但我也听到些不同的观点 Many people like this dress, but I have heard negative comments also.
想要改变就要付出代价 哪怕代价是我们自己 We cannot change without cost, even if it is our own.
我一直觉得你能理解我的想法和愿景 I felt you shared my vision and my ideas,
但也许你不过就是一知半解而已 but perhaps you are a fucking dilettante after all.
也许我只是比你更了解我的国家 Perhaps I just know my country better than you.
要不要喝个茶 休息一下 Should we have tea? Take a breath?
你把鱼吃了吧 You should eat your fish.
-你可以走了 -凯瑟琳 拜托了 - You may go. - Catherine, please.
听不懂我的话吗 我说你可以走了 - Did I stutter? I said you may go.
见鬼 Shit.
-怎么了 -你母亲要来 - What? - Your mother is on her way here.
附录 估计一小时内就到了 A rider. She's less than an hour away.
母亲 Mother!
万岁 Huzzah! Oh.
一切看上去都要非常完美 Everything must look brilliant for Mother.
玛丽亚 这事就交给你了 Marial, I am entrusting this to you.
我穿的什么啊 我为什么要穿这个 What am I wearing? Why am I wearing this?
我不能穿这个 I can't be wearing this!
迪米特里 你个混蛋 你对他做了什么啊 - Dimitri, you fucker! What did you do to him?
别叫我混蛋 Don't call me fucker.
Ooh!
我让他敞开了心扉 他现在浑身充满温暖的能量 I opened his heart to himself and he has gone inside its warmth.
好吧 Right. Okay.
很好 Good.
谢谢你帮他 Thanks for helping him.
那算不上暗杀的暗杀搞的怎么样了 How's the not-quite-assassination attempts?
刺杀她的事我还有些顾虑 I'm pretty worried about hitting her.
有什么好顾虑的 I wouldn't do that.
彼得会杀了你还有你的孩子们 Peter will kill you and all your children.
你这样说也帮不到我 Not helpful thoughts in keeping my hand steady.
她己经动摇了 She's already shaken.
再加把劲 说不定就从王座上下来了 Just shake her a little more, right off the throne.
她还是很开心的 She's pretty blithe about it.
那就不要失手 Then miss by a little bit less.
他已经放弃了自己的战场 我们要帮他继续下去 He has abandoned the field. We should keep going on his behalf.
我有多想念她啊 How I have missed her.
我都不敢承认自己的心有一个填不满的空洞 A fucking hole in my heart I dared not acknowledge
血液都无法流通 我简直要被淹死在对她的思念之中 lest blood pour from it and drown me in my longing for her.
她来的正是时候 - Oh. - It is a good time for her to come.
-可以拥抱你给你能量 -是啊 没错 - You could use a hug. - Indeed, I could.
她的拥抱 And her hugs!
让你感觉到强烈的爱 They envelop one in a love so strong,
你会觉得自己强大无比 谁都无法伤害你 you know nothing can hurt you.
今天星期几啊 Hello, what time do you call this?
今天星期四 I call it Thursday.
凯瑟琳 我很抱歉 Catherine, I'm sorry.
发生了那事之后 我自己也需要休息几天 After what happened, I just needed a few days.
我们应该坐下来好好谈谈发生的事 We should talk about what happened.
你道歉然后为我母亲把宫廷准备好就行了 Just apologize and help me get the court ready for Mother.
什么 What?
奥洛 我还在努力接受你背叛我的事 I am trying to metabolize your betrayals, Orlo.
别让我太难做了 Don't make it harder.
你的意思是因为我保持中立 My opinions that were sidelined
所以导致我们在事件中失利 and put us in an untenable position, you mean?
你今天拥护我就可以 Just be for me, for today. Hm?
我一直都拥护你 I am for you.
即便你感觉不到 Even when you don't realize it.
-我来也是想 -很好 That was what I came to... Good. Great.
-维莱门托夫呢 -我不知道 - Where's Velementov? - I don't know.
她到了 She's here!
泡泡泡泡 泡泡泡泡 Bubble, bubble.
爆了 Pop!
我的凯瑟琳 Oh, my Catherine.
我亲爱的 My dear one.
抱歉 我只是 Sorry, I just...
需要你的母亲 你的心又觉得空洞了 Needed your mother and found an empty space.
Mm.
来吧 现在不空了 Come. The space is empty no more.
好的 乖女儿 我听说 Now, young lady, there is a rumor sweeping Europe
你把俄罗斯从你丈夫手里夺过来了 that you have taken Russia from your husband.
-警卫 -是 女皇陛下 - Guard! - Yes, Empress.
谁是俄罗斯的领袖 Who's the leader of Russia?
您是 女皇陛下 You are, Empress.
万岁 Huzzah!
-万岁 -万岁 - Huzzah! - What is huzzah?
万岁 代表很多意思 Huzzah. It's a lot of things.
方方面面的 All purposes variously.
还有 你看到我怀孕了吗 Oh! Also, you notice I am pregnant?
这么大肚子我希望你是怀孕了 Oh, I had hoped that's what it was!
因为你知道俄罗斯人都很胖的 Russians can be quite fat.
我还怕你也跟当地人一样发福呢 I had feared you'd turned native.
快来 带你看看我的宫殿 Come, let me show you my palace!
你来的正是时候 You have arrived at an auspicious time.
我的科学博览会将欧洲科学家聚集在一起 明天就开始了 My science fair bringing together the scientists of Europe begins tomorrow.
我的女子学校 正在练习唱歌 My Girls' School. Just randomly practicing songs.
我开始让女性接受教育 目前看情况非常好 I have begun women's education and it is going extremely well.
明白了
非常好 Very nice, girls.
我打算从各个方面改造这个国家 I aim to revamp this country in so many ways.
俄罗斯吗 Russia?
是的 我们有很多计划 会把它打造成一个 Yes. We have so many plans for it to be one of the great,
伟大先进国家 most progressive nations.
亲爱的 Oh, my darling.
我有多久没看到你脸上的这种表情了 I have not seen that look on your face for so long.
好想念啊 I missed it so.
跟以前一样 你还是喜欢贪多嚼不烂 As usual you bite off more than you can chew.
没错 我是个乐观主义者 It's true, I am an optimist.
乐观主义者和妄想者之间的界限可没那么清晰 The line between optimist and delusional being one we often watched blur.
我知道 但是 I know, but...
我来到了这 我知道自己的命运 I came here and knew my destiny.
你来这 来是要成为一个国王的妻子 Well, you came here to be the emperor's wife.
我到这之后发生了一些事 母亲 Something happened to me when I arrived, Mother.
我深深爱上了这个国家 This country entered my heart.
我倒是很高兴你喜欢这 Oh, well, I'm glad you like it.
你一直都没问起你的姐妹们 But you have not asked after your sisters.
哦 我 Oh, uh, I-I have...
只顾着自己了是吧 Got caught up in yourself,
你是这样 as you do, so wonderfully,
不过还有其它的事你也要兼顾一下 and there is much magic to get caught up in,
好了 现在收回你天马行空的想法吧 but come with me to Earth, my darling.
好的 她们怎么样了 - Of course. How are they?
我去西班牙看了唐娜 I went to Donna's in Spain.
天哪 那宫殿 Oh, my word, the palace!
就像金色的天堂一样闪闪发光 It shimmers like some golden heaven.
真不错 Great. How magical.
是啊 Yes.
这些房间确实有种让人堕落的魅力 Well, these rooms do have a certain raffish charm.
救命啊 Help!
快点 Come on!
靠 Fuck!
嗨 Oh, hello.
-我被他压在下面了 -你不是自愿的吗 - I'm trapped under him. - Against your will?
跟他上床是我自愿的 Well, it fucking was at my behest,
但是他一下子就睡过去了 现在我挪不动他 but then he passed out and I cannot move him.
喊他也听不见 He does not hear.
他们在我们的左翼 They're on our left flank.
混蛋们 Fuckers!
靠 来啊 Fuck... Oh, come on, f...
哦 是你啊 Oh, it's you.
赶紧走吧 萨拉诺瓦女士 Flee while you can, Madam Salanova.
凯瑟琳让你去复职 Catherine has requested you return to your duties.
复什么职 Which are what?
朝自己人开枪吗 Shooting more of our own
奥斯曼人可以随心所欲 帮我完成这项任务 while the Ottomans prepare unchecked to finish the job for me?
应该是跟科学博览会有关系吧 It might have to do with the Science Fair, maybe.
或者是因为她母亲来了 Or meeting her mother.
我也不确定 I don't know actually.
我得承认一件事 I'm going to admit something.
-别这样 -我的 - Don't. - My...
-别说了 -信仰出现了动摇 - Don't. - ...faith is somewhat shaken.
草 别说这种覆水难收的话行嘛 Fuck. Don't say things that cannot be unsaid.
会过去的 她需要多听听我们的意见 It will be fine. She just has to listen to us a bit more.
她还年轻 也不是俄罗斯人 She is young. She is not Russian.
该死的奥斯曼人 Fucking Ottomans.
他们会觉得我不是个男人 They will be thinking me a cockless wonder.
整个欧洲都会嘲笑我们 They're laughing at us in Europe.
你只担心自己的名声 So, it is your reputation you worry for.
我生来就是和奥斯曼人打仗的 I was born to beat fucking Ottomans.
这是我的使命 It's my destiny.
我规划了几十年的作战计划 I have developed plans for a decade.
让她说中了 Then she's right.
我们只想着自己这些愚蠢的理由 We go for nothing but dumb reasons.
你没法理解我 You don't understand.
我想了很久 I have spent days thinking...
也许我的最后一场战役是血洗俄国 maybe my last battle was killing Russians.
让后人铭记 My legacy.
后人记住的应该是你辅佐她夺取政权 Your legacy is the coup that raised her.
好吧 Yeah.
我想真正的赢家是她 不是你 - I suppose she really won that. Not you.
后来在瑞典也输了 And then Sweden was a loss.
在那之前也是彼得大帝缔造了众多战役的胜利 And before that I suppose Peter the Great manufactured our victories
而你只是服从命令 and you just obeyed, so...
不好意思 我只是顺着想下去了 Sorry, I was, I was just following a line of...
不 我很理解你的意思 No, I'm well aware of th-th-the thought line.
有些人想干掉她 Someone will try to take her out...
我们也想 and us too.
我不想听这些 I've stopped listening.
那你确实应该和她站在一起 Well, you're right to be with her then.
Mm.
卡洛斯国王很喜欢你妹妹 And King Carlos adores your sister.
他们做爱的频率 持续时间 音量都证明了这点 Their love making speaks to it in its frequency, duration, and volume.
我为她感到开心 I'm so happy for her.
我也是 As am I.
妮娜在里斯本也很好 And Nina in Lisbon is well.
国王和她相处得很好 他们情比金坚 The King and her get on amicably, they make a solid unit.
他们又怀了一个孩子 They had another child.
太令人开心了 Oh! Delightful.
我有点期待我自己的孩子了 Oh, I look forward to mine.
天呀 你看起来好疲惫 - Mm. Gosh, you do look tired.
我疲惫吗 I do?
还是很美 但之前的精气神已经没有了了 Well, beautiful, but that glow you always have about you is dulled.
你还好吗 Are you all right?
还好 就是最近很难 I am. It is hard.
也有点消化不良 Indigestion too.
我可怜的孩子 Oh, my dear one.
都过去了 It passes.
别为我操心 Do not worry on me.
对一个母亲来说 这话就像是让我心脏别跳了 To a mother, that is like saying, "Do not have a heart that beats."
我为我所有女儿操心 尤其是可怜的安吉拉 I worry for all my daughters but most now for poor Angela.
她遭受了重创 She has been crushed.
什么 What?
马车事故吗 被树压倒了吗 到底怎么了 A carriage accident, a falling tree, what?
我指她的内心 她的精神状态 I meant her heart, her spirit.
Ah.
我给她定了和路易的婚约 I had clinched a deal for her to marry Louis.
-法国的吗 -法国的 - Of France? - Of France.
-像在做梦 -老天爷 - Imagine. - Gosh.
确实 Gosh indeed.
作为一个母亲 我要把自己的四个女儿 For a mother who set her heart on marrying her four daughters
嫁到欧洲各国的国王身边 to kings of Europe...
每次说我能做到 别人都不敢相信 and no one would believe it when I said I would.
他们都觉得不可能 They thought it madness.
但你总是目光很长远 But you always saw it.
且言出必行 就是为了把女儿最终嫁到法国去 And then to have done it and for the final one to be France.
欧洲之光 The jewel of Europe.
然后 And then...
然后呢 And then?
然后 And then...
你推翻了你的丈夫的政权 you overthrew your husband,
婚约被取消了 and the deal was off.
没有人想要冒被妻子推翻政权的风险 No one wants to risk a rebellion from inside the marriage bed.
-我 -抱歉吗 不知说什么吗 - I'm... - Sorry? Speechless?
哪一个呢 Which?
任何一个都行 最好是两个都有 Either would be fabulous. Both would be appropriate.
抱歉 Sorry.
你就是这样 一直都是 You are who you are, always were.
我很欣赏你大胆的头脑和任性的方式 And I love you for your crazy mind and willful ways.
但是你的一时冲动却让你妹妹付出了很大代价 But you have cost your sister greatly with this whim.
这不是一时冲动 是我的使命 This is not a whim, it is my destiny.
我们现在在聊你妹妹 We were talking of your sister.
是的 不好意思 Ah. Yes. I'm sorry. Yes.
我得另做打算了 I will have to make a new plan.
可能会有点难 It will be difficult now.
你是怎么杀了你的丈夫的 How did you kill your husband anyway?
我没有杀他 I didn't.
什么 What?
他被软禁在自己的住处了 He is down in his apartments under arrest.
这是什么意思 What are you talking about?
有点复杂 总归就是说我给他留了条命 It is complicated, but it was better for my transition to leave him alive,
政治上来说叫做明智之举 a savvy move politically speaking.
老天爷 凯瑟琳 Good God, Catherine!
你还让他活着 You left him alive...
是等着普洛德克王子生出来后他再杀了你吗 to come kill you once Prince Plodnik in there is born?
傻孩子啊 Good grief, child!
打扰一下 女皇 这有事找您 - Sorry, Empress. Business of the day, alas.
母上 你也一定累了 Mother, you must be tired.
还没 No...
玛丽亚会送你回住处的 Marial will escort you to your apartments.
小雨哗啦啦 Sprinkle, sprinkle.
您好 您是为科学竞赛而来的吗 Greetings. Are you here for the science competition?
是的 你是来迎接我的吗 Yeah. Are you to greet me?
我是 I am.
欢迎来到俄国 Welcome to Russia.
老天爷 普加乔夫 Jesus Christ, Pugachev.
一点小计谋 A little finesse.
奥洛 好吗 Ah, Orlo, hello.
瓦尔尼亚舅舅 - Uh... - Uncle Varnya.
-我们正在 -我知道 - We're... - Indeed you are.
见到你很开心 And how happy I am for you.
-我 -你好吗 - I-I... - Hello.
你要干什么 What is it?
-孩子快到预产期了吧 -是的 - The baby is near. - Yes.
我担心她能撑否住 要是她死了 你怎么办 - My concern is for her health. She dies, where are you?
我们怎么办 Where are we?
农奴暴乱是场灾难 I mean, the serf riot was a disaster.
她会没事的 She should be fine.
小孩才会盲目乐观 奥洛 Optimism is for children, Orlo.
你和一位美丽的女士做爱了 你不再是个小孩了 You're making love to a beautiful woman, so you are not a child.
我们能私下聊这些吗 Can we do this alone?
再说两句我就走了 It is two more sentences, then we are done.
如果我们不提前计划 我们只能任人军割 If we have no plan, we must act to get what we can, as fast as we can.
-那是什么意思 -嘘 - What does that mean? - Shh!
别嘘我 Don't "shh!" me.
你他妈从床上滚下去 And get off the fucking bed.
多漂亮的头发呀 You have beautiful hair.
我母亲喜欢漂亮的头发 My mother loves beautiful hair.
Um...
我能取点吗 May I take some?
-什么 -瓦尔尼亚 - What? - Varnya?
奥洛 闭嘴 Orlo, shush.
我在跟卡佳说话 I'm talking to Katya.
我想取走她一点点头发 I'd like a little of her hair.
现在我能离开这床了吗 Now can I get off the bed?
-求你走吧 -我快完事了 - Please? - I'm almost done.
我还得看下奥洛的眼睛 确保他明白我的意思了 I merely need to look in Orlo's eyes and see he understands me.
从我这看他已经十分清楚了 It's pretty crystal clear from where I'm sitting.
确实 Indeed.
你有个聪明的女人奥洛 Smart woman you have, Orlo.
俗话说的 绩优股 A keeper, as they say.
他是谁 Who's he?
-一路上都挺顺利的吗 -你可以跟我交谈吗 - How was your trip? - Are you allowed to speak with me?
什么 Uh, what?
我搞不清楚你是仆人还是贵族 I cannot read if you are servant or noble.
你看起来很像仆人但却打扮得很好 You seem servantish but are well dressed.
我是贵族 I am noble.
我是你女儿最好的朋友 I'm your daughter's best friend.
我知道了 - I see. - Ah!
俄国之母的母亲 Mother of Russia's mother.
-你是谁 -伊丽莎白 - And you are? - Elizabeth.
伊丽莎白姑妈吗 Aunt Elizabeth?
是的 我们一起签订的婚约 Exactly. We wrote when the deal was first done.
塞奇 Sergei!
手伸出来 Your hand.
跟大家问好 塞奇 Say hello and welcome, Sergei.
可爱 Cute.
你也在政变中被赦免了 是吗 You survived the coup as well, it seems?
我们都被赦免了 We all did.
俄国走上了新的美好道路 万岁 Russia is on a new and better path. Huzzah!
所以和你的至亲相比 你选择了我的女儿 So, you chose my daughter over your own blood?
我选择俄国 I chose Russia.
或者说你选择了她肚子里的孩子 Or you chose what's in her belly?
我不希望我们彼此有误会 I do not wish us to misunderstand each other.
我很喜欢你的女儿 我站在她这边 I love your daughter. I am on her side.
你不是说站俄国那边来着么 I thought you were on Russia's side.
是一样的 她就是俄国 - They are the same. She is Russia.
她是一个有聪明才智的孩子 Oh. She is a child with a dazzling intelligence
也是对自己的统治有坚定信念的人 and a dizzying belief in the power of herself.
如果她被欺骗她的人置于死地 And if she is being duped into using these to put herself in grave danger
那这些人就不是我的朋友 at the behest of others, then those people are no friends of mine.
-我向您保证 -我也向你保证 - I assure you... - I am sure you do.
Oh!
可怜的塞奇 Poor Sergei.
他不太行了 He is unwell.
-这是什么 -不知道 - What is it? - Don't know.
-这玩意怎么用 -别问我 - How's it work? - Didn't ask.
所以你要拿它干什么呢 既不知道是什么又不会用 So how are you going to use it if you don't know what it is or how it works?
这就是问题所在 That's a solid point.
你在打晕他之前怎么没想这个问题 Too bad you didn't think of it before you bashed his face in.
那科学家怎么样了 How is the scientist?
晕过去了 Uh, unconscious.
-但还没死吗 -我不太确定 - But not dead? - I'm pretty sure not.
我想我们有指望了 Eh, I think we're good.
Eh.
Mm.
Ooh!
操 简直了 Mm. Fuck me.
冰镇牡蛎配冰茴香片 A chilled oyster with iced fennel shavings.
这个冰盒子太有用了 Jesus, this cold box is a revelation.
操 也太好吃了 - Fuck, that's actually good. - Mm.
简·皮埃尔 去冰镇些汤吧 Jean-Pierre, let's chill some soup.
真聪明 Brilliant idea.
真会说话 我喜欢那个伙计 - Well said. I like that guy.
这些冻浆果也太诱人了 These cold berries are absolutely titillating.
伏特加变冰沙了 And the vodka slush.
我的舌头超级凉 你感受下 - My tongue itself is chilled. Mm. Feel my tongue.
我来了 - Oh, I will. - Mm.
- Mm-hmm? - Ahhh!
这时候你最好只看自己的酒杯 It's best to focus on your wine glass
或者看看飞过去的鸟让自己分心 or sometimes a bird that is flying by in a distracting manner.
老天爷 太棒了 - Oh, my God. Amazing! - Mm.
像一根美味的冰棒一样 It's like a stick of tasty ice.
我在想能不能把我的鸡巴也冻上 Ah. I wonder if I could make my cock cold in the same way.
有意思的点子 Oh, that's an interesting idea.
塔提亚娜 坐下 Tatyana, sit.
塔提亚娜 坐下 "Tatyana, sit"?
是这屋里有只狗跟我重名了吗 Is there a dog in the room shares my name?
-把你的奶子也冰上 -好主意 - Oh! Make your tits cold. - Great idea.
等下 Oh, wait.
Ehhh!
如果可以的话 这将会是她和整个俄国的双重胜利 I mean, this is going to be a massive victory for her and all Russia.
如果她愿意让这玩意参赛的话 但你为什么帮她 - If she agrees to let this be the entry. But why help her?
她会被我无私的举动感动到的 It will be a selfless act that will touch her heart.
这是我想要的胜利 That will be my victory.
我都不知道你是不是在开玩笑 I can't tell if you're joking.
你们在这干嘛呢 What's this?
冷冻我的奶子 Oh, I'm making my tits cold.
Oh.
Oh. Ah. Oh. Ah!
好玩到心旷神怡 How bracingly interesting.
不如有空一起喝茶 Why don't we have tea sometime?
当然 Of course.
我找皇帝有点事 Now, I need a moment with the emperor.
Hm.
凯瑟琳的母亲来了 - Hmm. - Catherine's mother is here.
真不错 Oh. Nice.
她爱她母亲 所以她母亲一定会很喜欢你 - She loves her mother. So her mother must love you.
我就是这么人见人爱 Everyone loves me.
人间真实 How true.
但还是不能掉以轻心 But special care is needed.
我嗅到了危险 现在又是非常时期 I sense danger. And things are rocky at the moment.
你知道 母亲的一个眼神 就能颠覆孩子的心智 Mothers can turn a heart and mind with a look, as you well know.
别担心 我保证她还爱着我 Well, she will love me, I guarantee it.
Mm!
荷兰人显然是发明了一根能看星星的棍子 Apparently, the Dutch have a stick you can see the stars with.
我还以为他们会带木鞋来呢 I thought they would just bring clogs.
维莱蒙托夫 好久没见你了 - Mm. Velementov. I have not seen you in days.
射杀农奴把我搞颓废了 Yes. Well, shooting serfs takes it out of me.
往事不必再提 Let us put it behind us.
你已经来了 而且人挺精神 You are here now. And relatively upright.
差不多了 Close enough.
我去 法国人可以收集闪电 Apparently, the French can harvest lightning
用它驾驶马车 and run carriages off it.
我们的展品呢 And we have?
订书机 很不错的 Stapler. Which is good.
才不是 No, it isn't.
-距展示日期还有多久 -明天 - And when are we due to present? - Tomorrow.
你来这里干什么 谁放你出来的 What are you doing here? Why are you free?
因为我的直觉告诉我 俄国和俄国女皇需要我 Because when Russia and the Empress need me, I intuitively know that,
我听从内心的 奥洛 because I listen to my heart, Orlo.
凯瑟琳 嘴张开 眼闭上 Catherine, open your mouth and close your eyes.
之前上过你的当 我不喜欢 I did that once before and I did not enjoy it.
我记得你当时嘴上说不要 身体还是挺诚实的 Your muffled murmurs of approbation said different.
不是的 Oh. They wer...
尝一尝 感受一下 Taste it, feel it.
冰块 - Ice? - Mm.
巧克力和新鲜树莓味道的现制冰块 Currant juice ice with a chocolate raspberry frozen inside.
但现在是夏天 怎么办到的 It is summer. How?
哈 守卫 Ah! Guards.
看吧 Voilà!
冰箱 The refrigerated box.
再也不用把肉贮藏在雪地里 No longer will we store meat in the snow
不是被动物叼走就是发霉 and hope it is not stolen by animals or bacteria.
这是一项大家梦寐以求 It is a change people have dreamed of
并改变人类历史的的发明 and will change the course of human history
俄罗斯将享受此项殊荣 and Russia will have done it.
是我发明的 And I invented it.
是我灵感一现的发明 它们已经被压抑了太久 I had what is called a stroke of genius, something I am often stroked with.
奥洛 Orlo?
女皇 Empress?
还有哪个代表团没到 - Who has not arrived yet? Which delegation?
挪威 Norway.
操 他在哪儿 Fuck. Where is he?
我不知道你在说啥 I don't know who you mean.
问得好奇怪啊 A strange question.
我也没明白 你什么意思 女皇 - I don't get it either. Apologies, Empress.
他人还好吗 Is he safe?
他没事 但是 He is fine, but...
你能保证他人没事 直到竞赛结束吗 And can he be kept safe and hidden until this is over?
-你是说 -如果我们用了这个发明 就会赢 - You mean... - If we use it, we win.
人民需要一场胜利 And the people need a victory.
万岁 Huzzah!
还有呢 And?
-谢谢 -不用谢我 - Thank... - No, actually, don't thank me.
我的灵魂完整无缺 I am a full well.
不需要任何人的眼泪 唾弃 或认可来填满 I do not need people's tears, spittle, or approbation to fill it.
还是谢谢你了 Thank you anyway. Hm.
女士们 我能坐这里 Ladies, may I join you...
可以给我介绍下你们大名鼎鼎的伏特加吗 and you can introduce me to some of that famous vodka of yours?
跟我来 Come with me.
我现在真的不想谈 I really don't want to talk.
我不是来找你谈的 就想带你去看点东西 - We don't need to talk. But you need to see something.
咱们要去哪儿 Where are we going?
这是在干什么 What is it?
追忆逝者 A memorial for the dead.
莎琪 斯万斯卡 还有别人 Shakey, Svenska, the others.
天 我不能 Shit. I can't.
俄罗斯人是很凶残 In Russia we are brutal, I suppose,
但之后 我们也会自我疗愈 不被分裂吞噬 but after, we try to heal a bit lest we rend completely.
我们埋葬逝者 We bury our dead,
埋葬痛苦 也埋葬我们的怨恨 we bury our pains, we bury our animus,
我们祈求上帝 修复我们的伤口 and we ask God to seal up our wounds...
他们彼此之间没有怨恨吗 They hold no grudge against each other?
对我没有怨恨吗 Against me?
不能说一扫而光 但至少我们在努力 It's not all washed away, but we try.
真没想到 这很打动人 That is unexpected, and impressive.
你想教会我们一些事 我们需要知道的事 You want to teach us something, and we need it.
但也许我们也能教会你一些事 But maybe we can teach you something.
这不是我的错 It wasn't my fault.
可是 Or...
也许是吧 maybe it was,
因为我没能带给你们内心需要的勇气 for I did not give you the courage you all needed in your hearts.
你开窍了 It is a view.
谢谢 Thanks.
抱歉用刀和头发威胁你 Sorry about the knife and the hair thing.
你知道我有时爱激动 You know how I get.
我们需要帮助 We need help.
你能把这个带给她吗 Can you give this back to her?
偷凯瑟琳的东西 我觉得很糟糕 I feel bad stealing from Catherine.
她愿意直接给你吗 Would she have given it to you?
我不知道 I-I don't know.
有时候很难跟她沟通 Sh-She's hard to talk to sometimes.
Hmm.
母亲 我知道你失去法国很伤心 Mother, I know you are cross over losing France.
当然 比打碎了牙咽到肚子里还难受 - Of course. It is blood and ash in my mouth.
那你多吃点蓝莓和焦糖布丁吧 我跟你讲 Well, then eat some blueberry and caramel flan while I tell you this.
你会为她找到好人家的 You will find her somewhere.
但我在这里的事业将会改变世界 But I am doing something here that will change the world.
我会把这个国家建成一个进步的国家 I will forge this country into a progressive nation
成为整个欧洲和世界的火车头 that electrifies Europe and the world as to what is possible.
在这里 他们会看到理想变成了现实 They will see the imagined become real.
一个由爱 理性 欢乐领导的国家 Countries led by love, reason, and joy
而不是黑暗 暴虐和流血杀戮 rather than darkness, capriciousness, and bloodshed.
我一定会赢的 I will fucking prevail in this.
全世界都会知道你培养了一个成大事的女儿 And the world will know you forged a daughter who did this.
天 我喜欢你的激情 God, I love your fire.
你确实是个奇女 You are a wonder.
没错 谢谢 - True. And thank you.
在宫廷漫步还挺有意思的 It was fascinating wandering the court.
千金难买你开心 Mm. Glad you enjoyed it.
确实开心 看到这里的女人穿着最时髦的 It's so funny how the women wear the finest French fashion
法国时装 还是土得跟土豆一样 and still look like potatoes.
妈妈 Mother!
每个宫廷都这样 有形形色色的人 Well, like any court, there are a variety of people.
但我更关注人民的潜力 But I am focused on the potential of the people.
我真佩服你 就觉得自己真能改变这里 I admire how you cling like grim death
真是不撞南墙不回头 to the idea that you can change this place.
我可以的 I can!
细嚼慢咽 小猫咪 Chew, chew, chew, little cat.
但我担心你会呛到 But my worry is you will choke.
我不会的 I will not.
逛宫廷都是为了听八卦 Because the thing about any court is gossip,
我今天逛着逛着 遇到了一群 and my wanderings today led me to a clutch
脸色灰黄的毒舌妇女 of sallow-faced, acid-tongued moles...
在喝了几花香调不足的伏特加之后 ...who, after a few overly astringent vodkas lacking in floral notes,
她们给我讲了一个迷人的故事 told me a fascinating tale
故事里有一场血腥混乱的农奴起义 about a bloody and chaotic uprising of serfs and nobles,
一群在宫廷游荡的鳄鱼 虎视耽耽的奥斯曼帝国 crocodiles roaming court, a war with the Ottomans looming,
还有一场注定要失败的教会之争 a battle with the Church that is no doubt doomed,
一连串的失败啊 a general litany of failures,
很明显 整个宫廷都对你失望透顶 and clearly a court who regard you as a disappointing curiosity.
-是假的啦 -哪部分是假的 - That's not true. - Which part?
只有一只鳄鱼 It was one crocodile.
行吧 我记错了 Well, it's my fault.
真不应该把我优秀的女儿送来这种破地方 I should never have sent such a brilliant young woman to a shithole like this.
走 我想见见你丈夫 Come on, I want to meet your husband.
你的犯人 Your prisoner.
我觉得这个主意不太行 - Uh... I'm not sure that...
你什么时候变得这么扫兴 When did you stop having fun?
我没有 我 I didn't. I...
我就是不确定 I'm just not sure it's...
你怎么还让我等着 我很讨厌等人的 - Are you keeping me waiting? You know how I hate to wait.
没有 当然不是 No. Of course not.
走吧 Let us go.
赶紧着 Chop, chop.
感受它在空气中的存在 Feel it in the air.
-该死 -彼得 - Damn. - Peter?
你在干嘛 - Hm? - What're you doing?
我的功夫大师正在教我训练感官和感知 My kung fu master is teaching me to hone my senses and perceptions.
我闭上眼睛 用第六感能感觉运动轨迹 I lose my sight but feel the trajectory through a sixth sense.
-我妈想见见你 -太好了 - My mother would like to meet you. - Ah, brilliant.
请你 Just be...
-什么 -不知道 - Yes? - I-I don't know.
我想让你在她面前表现个样子出来 但我不知道具体是什么 I-I feel I want you to be something for her, but I have no idea what.
- Ah! - Ah?
我理解 I recognize it.
我见我妈妈时 常常会不知所措到卑躬屈膝 Yeah, in my mother's presence I would often be stuck to the floor in unsureness,
不知道她期望我做啥 但知道她肯定对我有期望 not knowing what was required but knowing something was.
不是那样的 It's not like that.
不要做这个 Stop doing that.
也不要提冰箱 就表现个样子出来 Uh, don't mention the fridge and just be... something.
迪米特里说过 最难的就是表现个样子 Dimitri says the last thing we should be is something.
我可不想一直站在外面 被守卫 Well, I cannot wait out there forever watching the guards
用色眯眯的眼睛盯着看了 undress me with their Russian mouse eyes.
彼得皇帝 Emperor Peter.
还能这么称呼你吗 Do we still call you that?
您叫我什么都行 因为见到您真是太高兴了 You may call me whatever you wish, for it is such a joy to meet you.
您把这个天使从两腿之间生下的那一天 For when this angel slipped from between your legs into the world
就是我人生中最快乐的一天 was the happiest of days for me.
她抢了你的帝国 腻害这么夸她啊 You speak well of someone who took your empire.
-不需要谈这个 -我爱她 - We don't have to talk about... - I love her.
抢帝国的事 说来话长 And the empire taking thing, long story.
我当时很饿 她怀着保罗 所以我不能杀她 I was very hungry, she has Paul inside her, so couldn't kill her.
种种机缘巧合 让我来到了这里 A conflation of occurrences that has led us here.
正如我的大师迪米特里所说 And, as my master Dimitri would say,
正确的时机造就了正确的一刻 to this point that is right in all its rightness.
吃蛋糕吗 亲爱的岳母大人 Cake, mother-in-law dearest?
真要命 Oh. Good grief.
你刚说你爱她吗 So did I hear you say that you love her?
-确实爱她 -不 他只是以为自己爱我 - I do love her. - No. He thinks he does.
我真爱她 她也爱我 - I do. And her me.
尽管她很难承认自己的感受 Although she is struggling admitting her feelings.
不是很难 It's not a struggle.
我对你的感受 就像看到一只瞎眼跛爪的猫一样 I am fond of you the way one feels seeing a cat with no eyes and a limp paw.
这种猫能让你春心难耐吗 Cats like that fill you with lust?
不 No.
我更多是在同情和处死它之间摇摆不定 More I vacillate between pitying it and murdering it.
你拒不承认你的感受 Hm. How you fight yourself.
让我看得是津津有味 It is fascinating and endearing to watch.
真是有趣啊 How very interesting.
并没有 It's not.
这是很奇怪 但也有些滑稽 It is curious and yet somewhat comical.
这是一段伟大的爱情故事 A great love story.
我让伏尔泰帮我们写回忆录 I have Voltaire working on the memoir of it.
没有吧你 You do not.
它会称为经典 伟大 并且 Hmm, it will be a classique, formidable and...
我也不知道了 je ne sais quoi.
所以你对她接管你的帝国没有意见吗 So, you are sanguine about her taking your empire?
我对那些没有兴趣 Ah, I don't want it.
好吧 Right.
我感觉你是在迁就她 I sense that you are humoring her through this.
-他才没有在迁就我呢 母亲 -我曾经是 但现在 - He's not humoring me, Mother... - I was, but now...
你是我的犯人 只要我想 就可以把你的头砍下来 You are my prisoner, and I will cut your fucking head off if I whim it!
别 别 别 Mm. But do not.
尽管某种程度上她没错 我确实是她的犯人 身陷她爱的牢笼 Although in a sense she is right, I am her prisoner for I am trapped by her love.
但让我们聊聊你 乔安娜 But let us talk of you, Joanna.
你是多么端庄 多么优雅 What style, what grace.
有着洁白无暇的肌肤 Your skin is porcelain,
一双充满智慧的眼眸 your eyes just piercing with intelligence.
你在囚禁时是怎么自娱自乐的 How do you entertain yourself in confinement?
我最近顿悟了 I recently had an epiphany.
用法国人的话说就是 操 我错了 现在我看到了真实的自己 French for, "Fuck me, I'm all wrong and now I see the truth of myself."
这条路太难走了 但我下定决心让保罗去完成 Fucking hard going, this spiritual path, but I am resolved for Paul to do it.
我还学习了法语 中国功夫 I also study French, kung fu,
神学 天文学 theology, astronomy,
最近还用鸡蛋 芥末 柠檬发明了一些 and have lately invented many condiments containing whipped egg yolks
混合调料 with mustard and lemon.
一种蛋黄酱之类的 A sort of eggonaise.
这么自吹自擂真的很蠢 It is dull to speak of oneself so much.
是你问的他 You asked him.
没错 你确实完全没错 你出去玩的怎么样呢 - No, you are indeed right. How was your trip?
我玩的怎么样 多么精彩的开场白 - How was my trip? What a sparkling conversational gambit.
谢谢夸奖 Thank you.
这一路上有碰到什么好吃的吗 Did you find any tasty morsels on the journey?
现在正是吃加泰罗尼亚大葱的好季节 Calcots are in season.
那些大葱通常只是在路边野生生长 但当烧烤时 Often they just grow wild by the roadside and when grilled are...
我待不下去了 I'm done.
他废话太多了 He is interminable.
什么 母亲 - What? - Mother.
我觉得你还没理解扔接蛋糕的过程呢 I don't think you understood the throwing and catching of the cakes!
他还在说话吗 Is he still talking?
你不打算杀他的话 至少可以把他舌头割了 You could've at least cut out his tongue if you weren't going to kill him.
哦 她喜欢我这灵巧的舌头 Oh, she likes my fucking tongue!
Mm!
他就是很奇怪 不是吗 He is a strange one, isn't he?
处于政治原因 我需要他活着 毕竟他是孩子的父亲 所以 I need him alive politically. And he is the father of my child so...
父亲都没什么用 你也知道 - Fathers are overrated. As you know.
没用 但也无害 你也知道 - Overrated, and basically harmless. As you know.
说不定 你喜欢他 - Perhaps. You like him.
我才没有 I do not.
我的意思是 我喜欢 他也很有趣 I mean, I am fond, and he is curious
偶尔也挺善良 但同时也很糟糕 and kind sometimes, but he is a terrible person as well...
-你简直说的混乱不堪 -并不是 - What a mess. - It is not.
反正我不觉的 I don't think it is.
我知道你不 这就是我存在的意义 - I know you don't. That's why you have me.
-一直都是 -啊 - Always was. - Ah.
别挠了 Stop scratching!
你的皮疹 Your rash.
我得皮疹很久了 但确实 I haven't had it for ages, but yes.
抹点药膏 Put some cream on it.
然后睡一觉 宝贝 And get some sleep, darling one.
汪汪 Woof, woof!
Woof, woof.
哦对了 我听说那个造冰箱的挪威科学家失踪了 Oh! I heard the Norwegian scientist is missing and he had a fridge device.
你在找他吗 Are you looking for him?
我很想看看那个东西 I would love to see that.
你真蠢 You fucking idiot!
真蠢 蠢死了 凯瑟琳 Fucking, fucking idiot, Catherine!
我其实没觉得你话很多 I don't find you interminable.
过来 Come here.
我觉得你很性感 I find you thrilling.
Ohh...
卧槽 Shit.
-上帝啊 爽死了 -我也是 - God, I needed that. - Same.
我知道我们从来不谈论 他们 I know we never speak of... them.
这就是规矩 It is a rule.
她妈确实挺了不起的 但是她 But her mother is a piece of work, and she is...
远不及她妈 someone else around her.
他已经把我打入了冷宫 被迪米特里迷住了 He is fucking lost to me and in the thrall of Dimitri.
有人依靠真好 Nice to have someone.
是啊 Yeah.
你想再来一发吗 Do you want to go again?
太他妈想了 Fuck yeah.
有人吗 Is someone there?
出来吧 Come out!
现身吧 然后向我开枪 你个胆小鬼 Show yourself and then shoot, coward.
女皇陛下 对不起 我不是故意吓你的 Empress, sorry, I didn't mean to startle.
没关系 Oh. That's fine.
你有事想和我说吗 You wish to speak to me?
这有点疯狂 但我必须说 It's crazy, but I have to.
我的意思是 I mean...
我知道皇宫在广开言路 我有个想法 I have this idea and I know the courts were asked for ideas
虽然我没什么资格 但我听到了你之前跟和莎琪 and it is not my place to provide any, but what you said about serfs in the room
关于农奴的讨论 with Shakey that day, I was there.
我当时正在摆餐布 I hold the napkins at the rear of the table.
-你可能没有看到 -我看到了 You probably haven't seen... I have.
我听到尼维茨的主意了 I heard Nivitz's idea.
狂喜山车 The Exultation.
疯了 对吧 Crazy, isn't it?
对 但是你调整一下就不是了 Yeah, but not if you adjust it.
能让我弄给你看吗 Can I show you?
我们利用下坡的重力势能 We use the force of the down slope to generate energy,
建造一个连续的波动轨道 creating a continuous undulating track.
这样我们就制造了永动机 We create a force that never expends itself.
没错 Exactly.
它向下坡 然后滑行 然后上坡 再下坡滑行 It rolls down, then coasts, then rolls up, rolls down,
实现了能量闭环 coasts off its energy.
我很确定这很有工业应用价值 And I am sure it will have a wealth of industrial applications.
我们应该用它来代替订书机作为参赛作品 And we should have it replace the stapler as our entry.
现在这还只是个模型 所以 It's still only a model though, so...
我们为何不把这个东西建起来呢 why don't we just build the whole thing?
这会是一大壮举 That would be impressive.
到明天下午吗 By tomorrow afternoon?
我觉得来不及 I think not.
这可是俄罗斯 This is Russia.
我一般听别人这么说都没什么好事 I've never heard that saying said as a good thing.
俄罗斯有句老话 There's an old Russian proverb.
众人拾柴 A million Russians e-each with one thread...
火焰高 many shirts.
让我们他妈的振作起来 Let's, let's wake some fuckers up.
你喝多了吗 Are you drunk?
大半夜了 大家都醉着呢 It's midnight, we're all drunk.
但我们也能做成事 May as well win something!
大家伙干不干 Shall we do this?
-干 -干他 - Yes! - Come on!
没错 All right!
那种冲动 Compulsions that...
在我心中压抑了许久 又出现了 I thought were long behind me have, uh, resurfaced.
摸不着头脑 Obsessive thoughts.
那种渴望 Cravings.
哦 天呐 Oh, God.
我试着不去上帝会怎么看我 I'm trying not to think what He makes of it.
我吻了巴泽尔 I kissed Basil.
这似乎激发出了以前的我 And it seems to have triggered the old me.
哦 亲爱的 Oh, dear.
我啥都想操 I-I want to fuck everything.
任何人 Everyone.
你 那个跛脚的守卫 You. The guard with the club foot.
那个薄嘴唇的仆人 The footman with the thin lips.
厨房里的母鸡 Chickens in the kitchen.
别提我 Not me.
我知道 多恶心啊 I know. How disgusting is that?
啊 我这么有魅力 所以可以理解 Uh, I am very attractive, so it is logical.
现在只是对你来说乱套了 It's just fucked up because it's you.
没事 没事 It's fine, it's fine.
上帝救赎过我 他还会这么做的 God saved me before, and he'll save me again.
Mm.
你乳沟一直这么深吗 Have you always had such a cleavage?
你是欠抽还是怎么的 Do you need to whip yourself or something?
对 太对了 Yes! That's great.
痛苦 我把痛苦给忘了 Pain. I forgot about pain.
就像 就像 就像一个小小的释放让我保持平衡 Like a, like a, a... a small release that keeps me even.
太好了 Great.
我大概该走了 I probably should go.
多谢你的帮助 Thanks for your help.
你那么做的时候别想着我 Don't fucking think about me while you're doing that.
Oh.
欢迎大家 Welcome all!
万岁 就像我们在俄罗斯所说的 Huzzah! As we say in Russia.
我们期待竞争 因为竞争才能推动欧洲和世界 We look forward to the competition as we push Europe and the world
进入未来 into the future.
万岁 Huzzah!
女士们 不想再每次爱爱时放柠檬了吗 Ladies, sick of putting a lemon top in your vaj?
Oh!
避孕套 The cum catcher.
他就应该那样躺在那吗 Is he supposed to lay there like that?
Mm.
哦 真美味 Oh. Marvelous!
你能找到那个挪威人我很开心 I'm so glad you found the Norwegian.
真好吃 So marvelous.
俄罗斯的参赛作品呢 Where's Russia's?
-下一个就是我们 -嗯 - We're next. - Mm.
那就走吧 Well, let's go!
啾啾 Chop, chop.
情况怎么样了 我不知道 - Do we know? - I don't know.
他们干了一个通宵了 They were working all night.
我们成功了 成功了 - We did it. - We did.
-母亲 -嗯 - Mother! - Mm?
我把它叫做过山车 I call it the Roll and Coast.
真不错 It's cute.
但这不是科学 宝贝 But it isn't science, darling.
Mm.
这冰激凌真不错 Thanks for the ice cream.
冰箱那事没成 真遗憾 Shame about the fridge.
毫无疑问 普加乔夫在皇宫里就是个大嘴巴 Fucking Pugachev running his mouth around court, no doubt.
你见过乔安娜了 然后 You've met Joanna. And?
她喜欢我 毫无疑问 She likes me, that is certain.
你确定吗 You're sure?
她抓住我的鸡巴 咬了我的耳朵 还对我说骚话 所以我很确定 Well, she grabbed my cock, bit my ear, and spoke hotly to me, so pretty sure.
你没操她吧 别告诉我你操了 - You didn't fuck her. Please tell me you didn't.
没有 No.
但如果我操了 她会更喜欢我 However if I did, I would be even more endeared to her
因为一旦我以肉体的方式展示爱意 她们就会更爱我 as women love me more once I have loved them in a bodily way.
也许我应该操的 So maybe I should.
我只说一次 I will say this just once.
女人是不会和操了自己母亲的男人在一起的 Women don't end up with men who fuck their mothers.
见解不错 但据我所知并不是总是如此 - Good insight. Not always true in my experience.
只不过我不想操她罢了 However, I don't want to fuck her.
我确实有想过 毕竟她让我硬了 但在我心里 I mean I do, as she made my cock hard, but in my heart
或者心里之外 都只想要凯瑟琳 and the rest of me, I want only Catherine.
-皮特 -嗯 - Peter. - Hm?
别操她 Don't fuck her.
凯瑟琳会杀了我们 Catherine will kill us.
我尽力忍住 I will definitely try not to.