爽 Marvelous.
刚才真是 That was...
太棒了 quite something.
我的心好像飞到了完全不同的地方 My mind felt as if I had been transported to an altogether different place.
哪里 Where?
意大利森林里 An Italian forest...
Hmm.
一百年前的意大利森林 ...but it was a hundred years ago.
感觉真是太好了 It was incredible.
看来我们达成一致了 We are in sweaty agreement.
我要去梳洗打扮了 I have women's things.
说得有道理 Toosh and touché both.
走之前 我会去看望你和保罗的 I will come and see you and Paul before I go.
这个计划很疯狂 It is a mad plan.
应该说很天才 You mean genius.
大概两者都有 但肯定有一个 Possibly both, definitely one.
就当你是在夸我了 I'll take it as a compliment.
祝你治国开心 Have fun running Russia.
阿奇 Archie!
我什么也没看到 I didn't see anything.
你在这里做什么 What are you doing here?
上帝抛弃了我 我喝得不省人事 醒来就到了这里 God abandoned me, I drank heavily, woke up here.
空气中弥漫着爱情的气息 Air was thick with the scent of love.
我还听到你喊着"继续操我"之类的话 Heard you cry something along the lines of "Never stop fucking me,"
我不想打扰你们 就一直躺在地上 so did not wish to disturb so just stayed lying on the ground.
你还挺讲礼貌 Polite of you.
礼貌就是一切 Manners are everything.
你和彼得 You and Peter.
这个世界已经疯狂了 The world is off its axis.
也许它终于回到了正轨 I think it's actually finally on.
上帝抛弃了你 God abandoned you?
也许是我活该吧 I probably deserved it.
你一直都很信念坚定的 You've always had such faith.
如果你不信上帝 还如何领导教会 How will you lead your church if you don't believe in it?
确实会是个问题 It's a definite problem.
我要去见土耳其苏丹 结束战争 I am going to meet the Sultan and end the war.
今天是个大日子啊 Seems a big day.
你行事机敏 可以为我所用 跟我一起来吧 - You're a savvy player. I could do with it, come with me.
我只有在为上帝工作时才行事机敏 因为我服务的人比我伟大 I'm a savvy player when I work for God, as I serve something beyond myself.
那你来为我服务 Serve me then.
我很乐意 但我整个人已经混乱不堪了 I'd like to, but I am unraveled in every way.
我需要躺一躺 I just need to lie down...
喝一杯 have a drink.
读一读圣经 Read the Bible.
抽自己几鞭子会有帮助 Whipping sometimes helps...
凯瑟琳 Hey, Catherine!
房间好大 Wow, big room.
家具好繁复 Chunky furniture.
我喜欢你们 笨重的样子 I love how... stolid you guys are.
雨果 Hugo.
就是来问问 对入侵瑞典怎么想 Just checking in on how you're feeling about invading Sweden?
我要结束战争 而不是挑起另一场 I am ending a war, not starting another.
都结束了 雨果 但你在这儿想住多久就住多久 It's over, Hugo, but you are welcome to stay as long as you like.
要吃马卡龙吗 是给军队准备的 Oh. Macaroon? They're for the troops.
太好了 Fantastic.
各位宫廷成员 大家好 向保罗问好 Hello, court, say hello to Paul.
你好啊 保罗 Hello, Paul.
他们俩竟然复合了 They're actually together.
真他妈恐怖 Mm-hmm. It's a fucking horror.
卧槽 Fuck me.
-怎么 -究竟是个什么鬼 - What's wrong? - What the fuck happened?
他早就应该死了 He was supposed to be dead.
政变都发生了 他们竟然又在一起了 真是个噩梦 Couped. And now they're together? It's a nightmare.
这是婚礼菜单 相信你会喜欢的 - Here's the menu plan for the wedding. I trust you like it.
我们不能只吃冰淇淋 马克西姆 We can't just have ice cream, Maxim.
好的吧 Okay...
交给我来办吧 Leave it with me.
我觉得你不该对别人的关系评头论足 I don't think you should be judging other people's relationships.
有希望吗 Any luck?
她让我吃了一个马卡龙 尝起来像一只烧焦的狗 She made me eat a macaroon that tasted like burnt dog.
然后拒绝了你 And said no?
-雨果 -嗨 你在这 - Ah, Hugo! - There he is!
他为什么要把孩子穿在身上 Why is he wearing his child?
太恶心了 你从没不碰我们的孩子 - It's disgusting. You never touched our children.
-我为什么要碰 -保罗正在吃鹅肝酱 - Why would I? - Paul is eating foie gras!
太厉害了 Amazing!
看 Look. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
吃一点吧 来 - Some for you. - Oooh!
Mmm! Mm-mm-mm-mm.
再给你吃一点 And some more for you. Oooh.
-他真是个好爸爸 -是吗 - He's such a good dad. - Is he?
如果保罗问 我外婆是什么样的人 他会回答什么 And when Paul says, "What was Grandma like?" what's he say?
她操起来很舒服 不过好可惜我杀了她 "She was a good fuck actually, shame I killed her"?
他已经变了 你仔细看看 He's changed. Look at him.
饥饿的小熊熊 真好吃 Oh, hungry little bear. Yum!
你要去哪儿 Where are you going?
-哪也不去我一会儿再找你 -你要去告诉她 - Nowhere. I'll see you later. - You're going to go tell her.
告诉我最好的朋友 她老公把他妈上了 还杀了她吗 Tell my best friend that her husband fucked her mother and then killed her?
-我干嘛要这样做 -是啊 你图啥呢 - Why would I do that? - Yes, why would you?
你没那么蠢 因为这样整个世界会爆炸的 Because you wouldn't be that dumb, because that would blow the world up.
但这一刻我们的世界如此美好 And truth is the world is pretty fucking nice right now
让我们都能放下过去吧 if we can all just let the past go.
好吧 Right.
如果你真告诉她 她就得杀了他 然后我就得杀了你 And if you did, she would have to kill him and then I would have to kill you.
总而言之 会死很多人 All in all, I think there would be a lot of killing.
但如果你不说 But if you don't...
你的婚礼会愉快进行 还能吃好多冰淇淋 you have a nice wedding with a lot of ice cream...
我们会从此幸福地在一起 and we all just live happily ever after.
听起来不错 Sounds good.
玛丽亚 Marial.
知道 知道 我喜欢冰淇淋 Okay, okay, I love ice cream.
我也爱你 很可怕吧 所以 Horrifically I also love you, so...
我也爱你 And I you.
亲爱的 你真是光芒四射 我盯着你看了好半天 - You are shining, my dear. I watched for a bit and it was...
你也看了 You too?!
你要是不愿意我就不会再看了 I won't watch again, unless it's requested.
吃马卡龙吗 Macaroon?
我天 好难吃 Oh! Disgusting.
番茄和鼠尾草味的 他们又在做实验了 - Tomato and sage. They're experimenting again.
需要我给军队捎句话吗 And do you have a message for the troops?
我其实会和你一起去 I'm actually coming with you.
苏丹已经回应了我 他会来见我 The Sultan has responded and will meet me.
我要结束这一切 I will end this thing.
你真是个奇女子 You are a wonder.
我很快乐 I am happy.
我调整了内心的真实感受 I have recalibrated my heart to its truth.
我也要这样对待我的统治方针 And now I will go recalibrate my reign to the same.
你看起来美极了 肯定都夸过干百遍了 You look stunning, as the cliché goes.
我以为你已经走了 I thought you'd gone.
我一小时后出发 我得见见你再走啊 - I leave in an hour. I had to see you.
瞧瞧你 都要结婚了 You, a married woman.
我保证会及时赶回来的 I promise I will be back in time.
我希望战争谈判一切顺利 Right, well, I hope the war negotiations go well.
你得赶紧走了 You should get going.
我今天跟彼得做爱的时候 I got lost in an Italian forest this morning,
感觉就像迷失在意大利的森林里 while Peter and I were fucking.
你是说森林吗 A forest you say?
感觉太美妙了 It was astonishing,
然后我回过神来 睁开眼 看到他时 and then when I came back and opened my eyes and saw him,
我整个人都融化了 玛丽亚 I melted, Marial.
讲得不错 Great story.
我爱死他了 I fucking love him.
希望你和马克西姆能也能这么幸福和美妙 I hope you and Maxim find similar happiness.
但不许上他 因为他才八岁 不可以的 Without the fucking, as he is eight and that is wrong.
我知道 谢谢你 你该走了 - Well aware. Thank you. You should go.
这种感觉超越了我一切幻想 It is better than I imagined this would ever feel.
就好像我的身体完全失控了 It's like my body can barely contain the feeling.
就像 就像我整个人都在喷涌而出 It's like... like I'm bursting all the time.
很不一样 It's just... different.
在某种程度上更复杂 More complex in a way,
又复杂又美妙 因为我们都是这样的人 more fabulously complicated, as we both are that.
但我们都意识到并拥抱了这一点 But we recognize it in each other and wrap our arms around our complexities.
容我好好喘口气 Let me just take a deep breath here.
衣服很紧吧 - Oh. Dress tight? - Mm-hmm.
差不多吧 Something like that.
你真的觉得他变了吗 Do you really think he's changed?
江山易改 本性难移 People's nature is people's nature.
我永远都会是个小贱人 I'm a bit of a bitch, always will be.
他也永远都会是个怪物 He's a monster, always will be.
我只想说 你得提防着点 You need to be wary, all I'm saying.
不用 I don't.
我了解他 I know him.
他已经被我改变了 I have changed him,
彼得就是我最爱的人 and Peter's my great love.
所以他才上了你妈 还杀了她吧 Guess that's why he fucked and killed your mother.
你撒谎 Liar.
对不起 Sorry.
保罗和我刚还在想 Paul and I were just thinking.
Hmm?
妈咪 我们想和你一起去 Mommy, we want to come with you.
因为对我们三个来说 世上最难接受的事是什么 Because what is the most unbearable thing in the world to the three of us?
嗯 是分离 Hmm? To be apart.
Oh.
-我觉得 -求你了 妈咪 - I don't think... - Please, Mummy.
你能把他给我吗 Can you... Give him to me.
他应该饿了 I think he's hungry.
我捣了一些苹果和核桃糊 I crushed up some apple and walnut into a paste.
听我说 Look...
苏丹是个疯狂的傻逼 The Sultan is a mad cunt who will not see reason
你得把道理插进他的眼珠子 他才能懂 except when it is on the end of a knife shoved into his eyeball.
当然这只是一种修辞 我不会那么做的 A figure of speech, of course. I would never do that.
你可以带一个人去 带上我吧 You can take one person with you. Choose me.
我会保护你的 I will come and protect you.
不 No.
你 就和保罗呆在这里 You just... stay here with Paul.
你会想我们的 You will miss us.
会 Yes.
你没事吧 你一直不说话 - Are you all right? You've been very quiet.
我马上有重要的事做 I have something important to do.
当然 Of course.
别太苛责维莱门托夫 Go gentle with Velementov.
男人的自尊心很脆弱 你需要对他怀柔 A man's ego is a tender thing and you need him with you...
你不用再给我上课了 毫无新意 I do not need yet another schooling from you, it is tedious.
我只想帮忙而已 I'm just trying to help.
你的嘴巴怎么还没闭上 Are you actually still moving your mouth?
-凯瑟琳 -把马卡龙发下去 - Catherine... - Go and hand out your macaroons.
维莱门托夫 Velementov!
什么鬼 What the f...
苏丹已经同意在边境会面 The Sultan has agreed to meet in the borderlands.
-什么 -我有个天才计划 要跟他谈谈 - What? - I have a genius plan that I will pitch to him.
我马上要取得决定性胜利了 I am on the cusp of complete victory!
伤亡如此之重 让我意识到 即使战争赢了也不是真正胜利 My casualty lists tell me, even if we win, we do not win.
我们陪他们打过仗了 维菜门托夫 We spoke their language, Velementov.
他们知道我们赢得了 They get that we can,
你已经完全证明这一切多么血腥 又毫无意义 and you have done a great job at proving how pointless and bloody that is.
该我上场结束这一切了 Now I come in, end it,
我们完成我的人生使命 and we go do what I was born to do.
但愿我们不会成为你的傀儡 God forbid that we are anything but your puppets.
我们明天就见他 We meet him tomorrow.
我去喝一杯 I'm going to get a drink.
早上10点 Ten in the morning!
很好 Great.
非常好 Hmm. Very great.
你好像不敢看我 You couldn't look at me, it seemed.
什么 What?
不是的 女人有时得集中精神才能达到高潮 No, sometimes a woman has to concentrate to get to the place.
好吧 Right.
可能是婚礼的事让我觉得很奇怪 And probably the wedding dress made it weird.
感觉我好像在背着马克西姆偷吃 显然我没有 It's kind of like I'm cheating on Maxim. I mean, obviously I'm not.
我就是 穿这条裙子好热 I just... I'm hot in this dress.
你要喝水吗 我得喝点水 Fuck. Do you want water? I need water.
我还是先走吧 I probably should go.
这是你的房间 It's your apartment.
哦对 Yes.
我走 I'll go.
他妈的 Fuck.
操 Fuck.
操啊 Fuck.
你想进去吗 Do you want to go in?
操 Fuck.
瞧瞧这张脸 Look at that face.
-走开 -我是走了 - Go away. - I did.
现在我又回来了 Now I'm back.
格里格尔 发生什么事了 Grigor, what's wrong?
-我 -发现干玛丽亚有多无聊了吗 - I... - Realized how dull it is fucking Marial?
可笑 Funny.
告诉我吧 每次你这样都会好受些 - Just tell me. You always feel better.
我们毕竟还是夫妻 We're still husband and wife.
-让我静一静 -我爱你所以做不到 - Leave me alone. - I love you too much for that.
格里格尔 一起打猎去吧 Grigor, let us hunt.
格里格尔有秘密了 Grigor has a secret.
-秘密是吧 格里格尔 -怎么回事 乔治 - Secret, eh, Grigor? - What the fuck, George?
是不是你秘密中还有秘密 Oh, was the fact that you had a secret a secret?
好像我们信息不太同步 Oops. We're not really back in sync are we?
我喜欢这样 格里格尔做不到有事藏着我 - I love it. Grigor can keep nothing from me.
-我们可以翻篇吗 -那还有什么意思 - Can we just drop it? - Where's the fun in that?
彼得 用老办法 他什么都会说 Peter, get him like you used to, he would tell you anything.
没什么事 It's nothing.
告诉我要不我把你的头裹在内裤里 Tell me or I will wrap your own neck in your underpant
像你九岁那次 之后你还昏迷了三天 as I did when you were nine and you were in a coma for three days.
-你这是在哭吗 -你他妈在干嘛 - Are you fucking crying? - What the fuck is it?
格里格尔 Grigor?
去他的 干脆毁灭得了 Fuck it. Let the world end.
她知道她妈妈的事了 She knows about her mother.
她妈妈怎么了 What about her mother?
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
我的头在嗡嗡充血 有人能听见吗 Okay. I have blood rushing in my head. Can anyone else hear it?
-完蛋了 -确实完蛋了 - Fuck. - Fuck indeed.
-为什么 -玛丽亚 - How? - Marial.
她不知道我们知道这事 所以我们有优势 She doesn't know I know, so we have some advantage.
我的世界一团糟 格里格尔 这是我的处境 I have a world in fucking ashes, Grigor, that is what I have.
-我们怎么办 -首先得杀了玛丽亚 这看来是必须的了 - What do we do? - Well, first we kill Marial, that seems a given.
他把妈妈怎么了 What did he do to Mum?
我们不用这种点心做婚礼蛋糕 马克西姆 I'm not having strudel for a wedding cake, Maxim.
狗形状的树毒蛋糕呢 Raspberry cake in the shape of a dog?
也不行 No.
彼得 别碰她 Peter! Don't touch her!
发生什么了 What the fuck?
-你告诉她了 -该死 你怎么知道的 - You told her. - Shit. How?
-从你脸上看出来的 -我当时都没在看你 - I saw it on your face. - I wasn't even looking at you.
好吧 杀了我吧 我不在乎 她必须得知道 Fine. Fucking kill me, I don't care. She needed to know.
她还好吗 Was she all right?
什么 不 她一点也不好 What? No, she wasn't all right.
你上了他妈 还杀了她 You fucked and killed her mother.
不愧是你 That's my boy!
我没杀她 I didn't kill her.
该死 你是在哭吗 为什么每个人都在哭 - Oh, shit, are you crying? Why is everybody crying?
是的 我是在哭 Yes, I'm crying.
我像海狸咬碎老鼠一样残忍地伤了我老婆的心 I have crushed my wife's heart like a mouse in a beaver's throat!
剥夺了她的呼吸 她的希望 Stripped her of breath, of hope.
操 她肯定伤心极了 Fuck! She must be shattered.
也许你真的变了 Maybe you have changed.
天啊 玛丽亚 我告诉你他变了 我还告诉你后果了 - Jesus, Marial, I told you he had! And I told you the consequences.
现在每个人都要死了 Everyone fucking dies now.
大家本来都能很高兴 但现在你搞砸了 Everyone could've been happy and now you've fucked everything up!
你知道为什么吗 因为你就不能当个乐天派 You know why? Because you can't be an optimist.
你从不愿相信真爱 You can't just fucking believe love is real.
好了 你现在几乎是在朝我吼了 Okay, you're very close to yelling at me right now.
因为你把一切都搞砸了 Because you fucked everything up!
我没搞砸 是他搞砸的 I didn't fuck it up, he did.
操 Fuck!
祝你婚礼愉快 顺便一提 Congratulations on the wedding, by the way.
你们俩一定结婚很久了 Ah! You two have been married a long time.
你们知道维护婚姻的秘诀是什么 You know about what it takes to have a long, successful marriage.
原谅很重要 对吧 Forgiveness is a big part of it, right?
-你觉得她会原谅我吗 -原谅你什么 - Do you think she can forgive me? - For what?
凯瑟琳知道我干了她妈还不小心杀了她 Catherine knows I fucked and very accidentally killed her mother!
孩子们 去另一个房间 Kids, go in the other room.
准确地说我们没遇到过这种事 Well, we haven't quite been in this position, exactly.
你干了她妈 You fucked her mother?
滚开 你这偷听的瑞典佬 Fuck off, you eavesdropping Swede.
那个他回来了 He's back!
告诉我操了她的脸 当然你会 我怎么还要问呢 Tell me you fucked her in the face. Of course you did, why did I even ask?
太棒了 Amazing!
操到皇冠都掉了 像人们说的那样 Crowns off, as they say.
我们该向你道歉 我们以为你没种做这种事 - We really owe you an apology. We thought you'd become such a pussy.
我干了她妈妈 I fucked her mother!
这真不好 我不喜欢我这样 That's not good! I hate myself for it.
我们要怎么办 - What are we going to do? - Uh...
必须得干脆强烈否认 I think a furious heartfelt denial is the way to go.
她会派人去德国核查发现乔安娜显然没回来 She will send people to Germany to check and then it's clear Joanna never returned.
操 Fuck!
我是说 行 我们找出所有漏洞然后填上 I mean, good, let's find all the holes in each plan and fill them.
明白了 我让玛丽亚收回之前的话 然后我们把乔安娜挖出来 Got it! I convince Marial to retract, then we dig Joanna up and...
这计划不行 但是我善于倾听 所以你继续说 Terrible so far, but I'm a listening type person now so keep going.
我们可以在森林深处撞毁一辆马车 And we crash a carriage deep in the forest,
把她的尸体放在马车上 假装她出车祸失踪了 put her body in the carriage, pretend she crashed and was not found.
这主意还可以 That's actually good.
你怎么解释她腐烂的尸体 How do you explain her decomposed body?
我们在她尸体上放狼咬 撕碎她 We set wolves on the body, tear it apart.
-这就是帮你治理帝国的人吗 -艾格尼丝 友好点 - Is this who helped you run your empire? - Agnes, play nice.
玛丽亚告诉她的 然后她来找我 Marial told her, and she came to see me afterwards.
但她当时没杀我 She didn't kill me then.
所以她可能不像我们想的那样爱她母亲 So maybe she didn't love her mum as much as we thought,
或者她爱我爱得太深动不了手 至少我对她是这种感觉 or maybe our love is so all-powerful, which it is for me.
她太惊讶了 所以没立刻行动 She was in shock, which is why she did not act immediately.
她会振作起来然后回来杀你 She will gather herself while away and come back and kill you.
我们都知道 We all know it.
这很简单 你得先杀了她 It's simple. You have to kill her first.
我闻到香槟了 有人要来点吗 I feel like champagne. Anyone else?
-你好啊 -你在干什么 - Hi. - What are you doing?
我饿了 I was hungry.
你知道我这毛病 You know how I get.
你确实饿了 You do get hungry.
确实 Exactly.
我就吃了一些我不该有的东西 I just ate something I shouldn't have.
一些超越底线的事 Some things are off limits.
你也很饥渴 You get hungry too.
只是对象不同 Just for different things.
俄国 艺术 教育 Russia. Art. Education.
你不能想吃什么都吃掉 这样我们之间就什么都没了 - You can't just eat everything. There'll be nothing left of us.
你知道你杀不了我 你从来不会 You know you won't be able to kill me, you never can.
不过我还是要杀了你 I have to though.
这没用 That won't do it.
你决定它有用就有用 It will if you decide it will.
你尝起来像鲸鱼 You taste like whale.
什么都是咸的 Everything's salty.
为什么什么都是咸的 Why is everything salty?
混蛋 Fucker.
什么 Yes?
混蛋东西 Motherfucker.
我有罪 Guilty as charged.
这很糟糕 非常糟糕 It's bad, really bad.
然而阿奇说 仁慈的品质是勉强不来的 Archie says the quality of mercy is not strained, however.
阿奇会用萝卜操自己 Archie fucks himself with a turnip.
好吧 Right.
我会杀了你 非常 非常缓慢 I'm going to kill you so, so slowly,
非常痛苦 very painfully,
而且我会用地道的口音说一堆脏话 and I'm going to say a lot of French words in a perfect accent
把你扒了你的皮还把你在迷迭香盐里摩擦 as I peel your skin from your body and rub your flesh in rosemary salt.
你说话的时候我还是忍不住爱你 I can't stop loving you when you talk, it rushes me.
可你不爱我了 你干了我妈 You did stop loving me, to fuck my mother.
不幸的七分钟罢了 Seven bad minutes.
但不是所有婚姻都面临挑战吗 But don't all marriages have challenges?
你做出这种事 还敢说是爱 It's not love what you did.
不是 那是怯懦 No, it's cowardice.
你知道 我从来不懂胆小和勇敢的区别 直到遇见你 You know, I never knew the difference between cowardice and courage until you.
你是在讨好我吗 Are you trying to flatter me?
别杀我 Don't kill me.
你离死就差这么一点 You were this close to having it all.
如果我不杀你 你就不会尊重我了 I don't think you'll respect me if I don't kill you.
我不杀你 也就不是你爱的那个人了 You won't love me if I don't kill you.
我能请求抗议吗 Can I beg to differ?
不能 No.
我不想杀你 I don't want to kill you.
你已经杀过了 You already did.
现在到我了 It's my turn.
我想会有其他方法的 I'm sure there's a way.
我喜欢你这么想 I love that you think that.
Oh!
免得你看不见 我正在干这名士兵 In case you can't see, I am in the middle of fucking this solider
他有点被马卡龙噎住了 while he is being slightly asphyxiated by a macaroon.
换句话说 我很忙 In other words... I am busy.
除非你说明来意 Unless you came to explain yourself.
我知道彼得做了什么 I know what Peter did.
我也知道 你知道这事 而且帮了他 And I know you knew and helped him.
我需要你给家里带个信 I need you to take a message home.
你不想继续了吗 Do you want to finish?
你真甜 不过算了 我好了 Sweet, but no, I'm done.
-你好 -奥洛 女皇来了 - Hello. - Ah, Orlo, it's the Empress.
-维莱门托夫 是时候了 -我有点希望我也过去 - Velementov, it's time. - In some ways, I wish I was there.
就是看看他听到计划时的脸 Just to see his face when he hears the plan.
他会在那等我的 你也来吗 - He will be waiting for me. Will you come?
你知道要怎样成为苏丹吗 Do you know how you become the Sultan?
妻妾群的儿子们在一起长大 All the sons of the harem grow up together,
知道要么杀了其他人 要么被杀 knowing they must kill all the others or be killed.
好像有16个人 There were only 16 of them.
-如果他盯着你的耳朵看 -是的 - Oh, if he looks at your ears. - Oh, yeah.
转变策略 他会把它们割下来 Change strategy.... He's about to cut them off.
我在叫你跟我去 I'm asking you to come with me.
好吧 我自己去 Fine. I will go alone.
我等着你的死讯 心里竟然还有一丝解脱 I await news of your death with something approaching relief.
你太狠了 That was rough.
必须这样 叫她明白 Have to, to get through to her.
而且没人陪她她不能过去 And she can't go if no one goes with her.
凯瑟琳 Catherine.
我把钱包忘在我的帐篷里了 如果你想偷的话 I left my purse in my tent, if you wish to steal it.
我很抱歉 但是这太疯狂了 I'm sorry, but this is crazy.
你偷钱我不会朝你发火的 I'm not mad at you for stealing some money.
我不在乎那钱 在乎的是这事的意义 I don't care about the money. It was what it meant.
这意味着你不相信我们能改变现状 It meant you did not believe we would change things.
好像在说 我 奥洛 跟我歃血为盟过的人 骗了我 For it said, "I, Orlo, " who cut his hand in a sacred oath with me, "was lying,
因为我相信老办法 腐败 贿赂 "for I actually believe in the old ways: Corruption, largesse,
黑暗中的人来决定谁能得到什么 old men in dark rooms deciding who gets what and how."
-你还是不能去见苏丹 -为什么 - You still can't go the Sultan. - Why not?
-因为那没用 -你怎么知道 奥洛 - Because it's not going to work. - How do you know, Orlo?
我就是这个意思 That is what I mean.
拜托你有点想象力 有点勇气吧 Uncap your imagination, your courage, for fuck's sake.
凯瑟琳 那很危险 Catherine, it's dangerous.
我就是来这个世上做冒险事情的人 奥洛 I am a person who has come into this world to do dangerous things, Orlo.
-还有其他方法 -你们都可以认为我疯了 - There is another way. - And you can all think I am mad.
我觉得你的恐惧才是发疯 I think your fear is mad.
你觉得你可以敲毁一个房子然后重建一个 Your idea you can knock down the house and rebuild a new one
而不会破坏什么东西的想法也疯了 without breaking anything is mad.
你目标正确但策略错误 Your aim is right but your strategy is wrong.
我需要相信和支持我的人 I need people who believe and carry me when I need it,
而不是在我想跑的时候拖我后腿的人 not drag at my fucking heels when I'm trying to run.
-你 你叫什么名字 -艾历克斯 - You, what's your name? - Alex.
跟我来 Let's go.
苏丹 Sultan.
怪不得彼得精虫上脑了 No wonder Peter is cunt struck.
我想那是赞美之词 I gather that's a compliment.
正是 It is.
请坐 You may sit.
我听到了个关于你的故事 I heard a story about you.
你必须杀了你的兄弟才能成为苏丹 You actually had to kill your own brothers to become Sultan.
我有很多姐妹 I have a lot of sisters.
有些我早就想杀了 Some of them I would have liked to have killed.
只停留在比喻阶段 But in metaphor only.
你必须做的事很糟糕 What you had to do, that is terrible.
我很难过 It is so sad to me.
我能想象你也做过很阴暗的事 I imagine you have been to very dark places.
还好你提了这事 It's funny you mention it
因为今天早上我还在为我兄弟尼菲兹哭泣 'cause this morning I was crying about my brother Nephiz.
我们以前会每天一起游泳 说笑 We used to go swimming every day and laugh and talk about everything.
他很惹人爱 他会讲所有人的最有趣的故事 And he was so adorable and he told the funniest stories of anyone.
然后他的脸 当我 And then his face when I...
我是说 操 I mean fuck.
让我缓一下 Gimme a second.
不管怎么样 Anyway.
你很想念他 You miss him.
对 Yes.
就像他们说的 该是怎样就是怎样 "It is what it is," as they say.
一种无法摆脱的罪恶 A necessary evil.
为什么不无法摆脱 Why was it necessary?
你本来有不同的方式解决 You couldn't have worked it out differently?
-达到目的的方式 -它本可以不这样 - The way of things. - It does not have to be.
这让我想到了我们的政治状况 It relates to our political situation as well.
我是你的敌人 你只能从故事里知道这个 Maybe the only thing you should take from the story is that I am your opponent
而且我不达目的是不会罢休的 and I will not stop until I get what I want.
不 No.
我从这个故事里知道的是 What I take from this story is that
通过毁掉对方而赢下战争是愚蠢的 没有前途的 the idea we have to destroy each other to gain is dumb and destructive.
你是在说我愚蠢吗 Did you just call me dumb?
我只是问了个问题 I merely asked a question.
我们应该如何统治国家 How shall we rule?
对于这个世界应该是什么样子 我有很多想法 I have a lot of ideas of how the world should be.
太多了 我猜 Too many, I suspect.
你接受什么样的方法治理 我猜也太多了 And you rule by accepting how it is, too much I suspect.
难道我们不能坐下来一起解决这个难题 Can we sit and solve this conundrum together
然后成为开创一番新事业的那两个人 and be the two who made something new?
如果我能一直盯着你的眼睛 那我们就可以 If I can keep looking into your eyes, we can.
你可以 You may.
看 Look.
我划了一条新的边界线来结束这场战争 I've drawn up the new border of our countries for us to end this war.
这是我能接受的 And this is all I will agree to.
瞧 多老派的做风 See, this is very old fashioned.
在地图上划线 Drawing lines on a map.
杀掉许多人 Killing a lot of people.
我往后退 然后你杀掉更多的人 I push back, kill more people.
我们在地图上划另一条线 We draw another line on the map.
我们共同占有这个地区 打造一个有实验意义的地方 We will share the region, create an experimental zone
有先进的思想和工业 for a range of progressive ideas and industries
成为欧洲大陆上和平变革的典范 and be a beacon of peaceful revolution across Europe.
你说的太多了 不觉得吗 You talk a lot, don't you?
但我喜欢 I love it.
Huh.
亚力克斯 Alex!
我会用另一把刀割掉你的耳朵 I'll use a different knife for your ears.
它是弯的 切掉耳朵很容易 It's curved, easier to slice straight through.
它们会被穿成一条珍贵的项链 They'll be on a single chain as they deserve.
你还好吗 Are you all right?
他想要我的耳朵 He looked at my ears.
我们该走了 We probably should go.
是啊 Yeah...
谢谢你 Thank you.
当然 Of course.
女士们 现在是我反思的时间 Ladies. I am in a period of reflection...
阿奇 准备好让教会宣布支持彼得 Archie, be ready to throw the church's weight behind Peter.
她完蛋了 彼得正在拿回这一切 She is done. He's taking it back.
但我还能闻见他们做爱的气味呢 But I still have the scent of their sex in my nostrils.
这太让人头晕了 It was actually rather giddying.
这一切已经发生了 阿奇 要站在正确的一边 - This is happening, Archie. Be on the right side.
我认为她是一个魔女 My theory is that she's a witch.
在她来之前 所有人都很他妈的开心 Before she came, everyone was fucking happy.
你在看我的胸吗 Are you staring at my breasts?
是这样的 I really am.
我们希望所有事情都能回归平常 All we wish for is everything to go back as it was.
之后我们会很幸福的 We were happier then.
不管你想要什么 阿奇 你都能得到 只要你支持彼得 Whatever you want, Archie, you can have, you just come out for him.
真他妈的疯狂 也真他妈的勇敢 Fucking mad and fucking brave.
太鲁莽了 但现在是个什么情况 Reckless, because what happens now?
未知并且在计划之外的结果 我说什么来着 Unknown and unintended consequences. What I said.
她干死了蛇群的首领 所以他们内部混乱不堪 - She cut the head off the snake. They'll be fighting amongst themselves.
我们会很快消灭他们的 We'll slice through them in no time.
他带着一条耳朵穿成的项链 He wore a chain of human ears.
我必须帮助那些人摆脱压迫 I must help those people under that yoke.
我会一路把他们赶回伊斯坦布尔 I want to push them all the way back to Istanbul.
你们和我一起吗 我只问这一次 Are you with me? I'll ask this only once.
万岁 Huzzah.
我有话要说 凯特琳 从某种意义上来说 你的勇气让我很惭愧 I need to have a voice, Catherine, and in some ways your courage shames me,
但我必须找到重塑我们国家的理由 but I have to feel like I can refashion our country for good.
这也是为什么我想政变 并杀掉彼得 It's why I wanted to coup and kill Peter.
奥洛 放过她吧 Orlo! Leave her be.
他刚刚杀了一个人 She's just killed a man.
你还是闭上嘴 反思下为什么刚才不在她身边吧 Maybe quietly revisit the shame you felt at not being there.
一边呆着吧 伊丽莎白 Stay out of it, Elizabeth.
她一直在听你的话 这是问题之一 让彼得活着也是 You're in her ear and that is part of the problem, kept Peter alive as well.
我需要点时间 I just need a moment.
我们应该上马车 把你带回家 We should move you to the carriage, get you home.
不不不 我不想离开 No, no, no, I don't want to move...
我不能走 I can't move.
因为等我回去 我就必须做一些事 Because when I get back, I have to do something.
我不想杀了他 我爱他 I don't want to kill him. I love him.
-爱谁 -我的天啊 - Love who? - My dear.
我觉得自己错过了什么 I really feel like I'm missing something.
天啊 我眼前已经有他们牵手的画面了 Jesus. I do have a blurry memory of them holding hands actually.
彼得在我心中是如此重要 Peter is so deeply in my heart...
我知道就算杀了他 也不会把他从我心中抹去 and I know killing him will do nothing to dislodge it.
但我必须要这么做 But it must be done.
爱情 Love!
爱情 Love?
他就是一个该死的野兽 只会毁了他的子民 He's a fucking animal who ruined his people,
所以我们才拼了命要去推翻他 who we threw our lives on the line to overthrow.
你不能爱上他 You can't love him!
但现在他还上了我的母亲 又杀了她 所以糟透了 And now he fucked and killed my mother, so that's bad.
天啊 Jesus.
这确实糟透了 That is bad.
我可能也要坐一下 I might sit too.
我必须杀了他 I have to kill him.
我非常同意你这么说 在任何时候 I am totally with you on that, always was.
我去准备马车 I'll get the carriages.
你面对苏丹的时候我真应该待在你身边 I should've been by your side with the Sultan.
现在让我待在你身边吧 Let me be there now.
河马要怎么押韵 What rhymes with hippopotamus?
你要在什么文章里用 In what context are you possibly using that?
我们的爱就像一头河马 "Our love is like a hippopotamus."
好的 我来搞定 Okay, I've got it.
玫瑰是红色的 紫罗兰是蓝色的 "Roses are red, Violets are blue.
我上了杀了你的母亲 但我不是故意的 I fucked and killed your mother but I didn't mean to."
继续 Keep going.
-该死 -什么 - Fuck. - What?
嗨 有趣的消息 Hello. Interesting news.
显而易见 女王亲手杀死了苏丹 Apparently the Empress herself killed the Sultan.
我想 是愤怒使她发狂 Unhinged with rage, I believe.
什么 What?
我们要推翻她 We will coup her.
不 我不能说杀了她 我爱她 No. I can't kill her. I love her.
有时候一段感情走到了尽头 我们必须要正视 Sometimes a relationship has run its course and we need to recognize that.
当你对象要杀你时 这就是个警示 When they want to kill you, that's a red flag.
不 No.
-我们逃跑吧 -什么 去哪 - We run. - What? Where?
法国吧 也许 西班牙很暖和还有很多凤尾鱼 - France, perhaps. Spain is warm and has a lot of anchovies.
黄油 面包 Butter. Bread.
保罗笑了 他喜欢西班牙 Paul smiled, he likes Spain.
还有那个给你打飞机的公主 And the princess who gave you that hand job is there.
哈 那会很棒 Ha. It'll be great.
我们的孩子也会喜欢的 Our kids'll love it too.
我们都要去吗 We're all going?
当然 Of course.
爱他 爱他 Loves him. Loves him.
爱上他 Loves him!
别说了 奥洛 你让我很头疼 - Stop saying it, Orlo. It's grating my nerves.
真他妈的搞不懂 I'm fucking reeling.
如果他不知道的话 那我们直接杀了他 就很简单 If he doesn't know, then we just go in and kill him, it's easy.
-这对她来说可不简单 -爱他 真该死 - It's not easy for her. - Loves him. Fuck me.
我真想狠狠的锤你那该死的愚蠢的脸 I will punch you very hard in your stupid fucking face.
我想说让你俩都冷静一下 但我很想看那个画面 I'd say both calm down, but I'd love to see that.
我喜欢他 但事实上 I am fond of him, but the truth is...
他是彼得大帝的儿子 他生性凶残 he is Peter the Great's son, he's by nature ever dangerous.
他会是个隐患 It's unfinished business.
只要他活着 凯特琳就不能正当的统治 She can't reign properly with him alive.
-你在干什么 -快进来 格里格尔 - What are you doing? - Get in, Grigor.
还有东西没收拾好 但我们会在西班牙碰面的 Haven't had a chance to pack, but I will meet you there.
他要逃 He ran?
-真该死 -难以置信 - Fucking hell. - Unbelievable.
他是把老二掉沙发里了吗 真不像个男人 Shall we search under the couches for his cock?
有趣 Funny.
我们现在必须得赢得她的心了 We have to win her now.
有一个想法 我骑马追上他们 然后毙了他 把头献给凯特琳 Idea. Should I get a horse, ride to him, shoot him in the head for her?
当作礼物 想法怎么样 Like a gift? Thoughts?
我喜欢这个 I kind of like it.
但凯特琳爱他 所以 我们可能会 But she loves him, so you know we might be
陷入一种 干掉信使 也是杀手 的情况 in a "kill the messenger/assassin" situation.
有意思 Interesting.
离开她 你也会成功的 You will thrive without her.
我们要干一些大事 There will be things to do.
我虽然还不知道要干什么 但当然 我们会成功的 I don't know what they are, but of course we will thrive.
因为我是一个伟大的父亲 并且你也不需要母亲 Because I am a great dad and you do not need a mother.
事实上 可能很棘手 They can, in fact, be tricky.
或者你再给他找个母亲 Or you can find him another.
保罗会更幸福 Paul might even be happier.
我想任何事都有可能 I suppose anything is possible.
这个小家伙有什么魔力 能一直牵动我的心 What is this stranger that keeps penetrating my heart?
我以为你走了 I thought you'd gone.
-我们逃吧 -去哪 - Let's run. - Where?
总有地方的 Somewhere.
听起来还挺深思熟虑哈 Seems well-thought-out.
我不能离开她 就像我他妈知道你不能离开彼得 I can't abandon her, and I fucking know you can't abandon him.
我离开了 I have.
快看 Look.
操 Fuck.
现在 又有希望了 Well, hope returns.
你乐观的时候更有吸引力呢 You're much more attractive when you're optimistic.
同意 Noted.
我不能把保罗从她身边带走 I can't take Paul from her.
抱他上楼 他想喝奶了 Take him upstairs, he needs some milk.
我们还走吗 Are we going?
我不能没有保罗 I can't leave Paul.
操 Fuck her!
为什么她就不能爱上真实的我呢 Why can't she just love me for who I fucking am?!
因为她不会 永远也不会 Because she doesn't and she never will.
操 Fuck!
所以现在怎么办 So what now?
我不知道 但我们的选择正在慢慢变少 I don't know, but the options are getting deliciously limited.
嘿 老朋友 你还好吗 Hey, compadre, you all right?
不怎么样 Not really.
我搞到一点榛子奶油冻 I got us some hazelnut mousse.
它太奇怪了 就像我现在的感觉 That's so strange, just what I feel like.
我能理解你 因为只剩我一个了 I get you. I'm the only one.
你知道为什么吗 You know why?
我们是国王 We're kings.
确实 Exactly.
看 我爱凯特琳 Look... I love Catherine.
她既甜美又真诚 如果一切顺利的话 She is sweet, and honestly, if things went well,
将来咱们还能边吃水果边来场四人行 I could see a foursome with a lot of fruit play in our future.
我也是 那该多幸福 - Me too. How blissful would that be?
但这个梦已经完蛋了 彼得大帝也血脉也一样 That dream's over, as is Peter the Great's line.
保罗还在 不管我发生什么意外 起码我的血脉保住了 There is Paul. My line is assured no matter what happens to me.
-感谢上帝 -恰恰相反 乖狗狗 - Thank God. - Au contraire, puppy dog.
她和我有一样的想法 会将俄国逼入绝境 She has the same ideas as me and will drive Russia into a ditch
就像我对瑞典 as I drove Sweden,
保罗会变得无足轻重并且遭到人们的嘲笑 and Paul will be a laughable footnote and object of derision
他会在莫斯科郊外的路边 靠给人口交和卖破家具存活 who sells blowjobs and old furniture at a roadside stall outside Moscow.
他是彼得大帝的血脉 He is Peter the Great's line!
你想过怎么给保罗解释发生的一切吗 You want to explain to Paul what happened?
他不会卖该死的破家具 He's not going to sell fucking furniture!
Oooh!
看 Look...
我们总是努力成为父亲期望的那种男人 We've always struggled to be the men our fathers wanted.
我放弃了 我就是我自己 I gave that up. I'm my own man.
我曾经也这么说 也是你刚才那种不屑的 尖锐的语气 I used to say that too, with the same slight squeaky quality you just had.
结果呢 我们失去了国家 你妻子就要来杀你了 We've lost our kingdoms and now you're going to be killed by your wife,
我老婆想让我搬到德国去 and mine is trying to get me to move to Germany
开设鱼罐头生意 and open a fish canning business.
都是什么鬼事情 I mean, what the fuck happened?!
咱去应该喝得一醉方休 不省人事 这才是男人该干的事 We should get so drunk our organs fail. That would be the manly thing to do.
我最近看到父亲的魂灵了 I saw father's ghost recently.
他说他觉得我永远也配不上血液中流淌着的 He said he never knew if I'd pick up the power of the line
家族力量 that runs in my blood.
他妈的 Well, fuck.
我爸来看我的时候 只会当面笑笑 My old man just comes back, laughs in my face,
咳片血 哭一会儿 然后就散了 coughs up some blood spray, weeps a bit, then goes.
你爸仍然爱着你 Yours still loves you.
大概吧 I guess so.
我们要直面遗忘 We face oblivion.
不过 Or, other idea...
我最近一直有这个念头 just now dawning on me...
或许你可以重夺国家 我们召集一支军队 You take back your country, we raise an army,
夺回瑞典 恢复父辈的血脉 take back Sweden, restore our fathers' lines
从此作为拯救了欧洲的贵族 and write our names into the history books
流芳百世 名垂千古 as the men who saved the aristocracy in Europe.
天 听着不错 Fuck, that sounded good.
但我爱她这事怎么办 What do I do about the fact I love her?
一刀杀了她 对你俩都好 Kill her quickly. Kindest to you both.
我一直想改变来着 I was trying to change.
我也是 Me too.
但没用的 But it doesn't work.
艾格尼丝有个妹妹 尤物啊尤物 Agnes has a sister, amazing woman,
真的把屌当成萧吹的那种 sucks cock like she's playing the oboe.
Oh.
那是一场意外 It was an accident.
上她是意外 还是杀她是意外 That he fucked her or murdered her?
两者皆是吧 Well... Kind of both.
而且你们还骗了我 And you lied to me.
好一顿粉饰太平 Covered it up.
我们只是不想伤害爱的人 Why hurt you when we love you?
我要飙脏话了 Fucking Byzantine words.
我应该杀了你 I should kill you.
我们瞒着你 是不想让你知道你母亲的真面目 We kept it from you to protect you from who your mother was.
这是爱 不是背叛 It was an act of love, not an act of betrayal.
凯瑟琳 你对别人 对世界都抱有幻想 Catherine, you're delusional about people, about the world.
这是你的天赋 That is your great gift.
但也是诅咒 But it's a curse as well.
他爱你 你已经改变了他 He loves you. You've changed him.
-他杀了我妈妈 -他没有 - He killed my mother! - No, he didn't.
无所顾忌的窗台性爱才是杀害你母亲的元凶 Overconfidence in window ledges killed your mother.
天哪 你就这么点理由 Jesus, that is your argument?
她想篡夺你的权力 所以使尽浑身解数勾引他 He begrudgingly fucked her after she hounded him into it
他才不情愿地上了她 因为他很失落 as she tried to usurp your power, and he was at a low ebb
他担心自己为你改变得还不够 and disconsolate at ever changing enough for you.
他这么做的原因并不重要 It doesn't matter why he did it.
方式也不重要 Or how.
当然重要 Of course it does.
人类就指着这两样东西活着了 That's where the human being lives,
原因和方式 而不是应不应该 in the how and why, not the should.
如果你对爱和哲学天真纯粹的幻想并不能帮你理解 If you cannot metabolize your pure ideas of love and philosophy
有血有肉 有着自己的烂摊子 with blood and sinew and fucked-up humans
但尽着自己最大的努力去爱你 为你服务的人 who do their best and fail but try to love and serve you...
我每一寸细胞都想杀了他 Everything in me wants to fucking kill him.
不是每一寸 Not everything.
否则你就不会打自己的脸了 Or you wouldn't have to hit yourself in the face.
我知道你很爱我们俩 I know you love both of us.
但你得选一个 But you need to choose one of us.
我已经选了 I already did.
今天选的 Today.
停车 Stop!
我来布置一些宴会礼物 Just laying some party favors out.
斯莫诺夫 Smirnov.
我们 Us.
维诺德尔 待定 Vinodel. Undetermined.
阿奇 Archie.
我在散步 希望上帝会来告诉我该怎么做 I was wandering, hoping God would come and tell me what to do.
彼得和你就要开战了 更需要聆听上帝的指导 It's a bad time to lose God. Peter and you about to go to war.
他知道我知道 He knows I know.
当然 Of course.
上帝有什么建议吗 Did God have any advice?
没有 他没告诉我 No. He won't show.
然后我就想 如果没了他 我又是谁 Then I thought, who am I without Him to lean on?
接下来我就得决定到底是支持你 还是他 And then of all fucking days I have to decide who to back, you or him.
心理斗争十分激烈 It's very intense.
你觉得他会杀了我 You think he'll kill me?
他真的爱我 He does love me.
我知道 I know it.
不好说 I don't know...
我什么都说不准 anything really.
但你必须做好准备 But you need to be ready.
我不知道没了他 我要如何生活 I don't think I know how to live without him.
我对上帝也是这种感觉 That's how I feel about God.
看来我们必须采取下一步了 I suppose we have to just take the next step.
我支持你 I am behind you.
因为你有信仰 Because you believe in something.
告诉他们 我会参加婚礼 Tell them I'll be at the wedding.
我在那里见他 Will see him there.
祝好运 Good luck...
我们两个都好运 to both of us.
行了 咱们走吧 All right, let's go.
我们这次能赢 This is ours.
你准备好了没 You ready?
在我行动前 大家不要轻举妄动 No one does anything until I make a move.
然后呢 And then?
然后 And then...
为这对幸福的夫妇
祝福 祝福 祝福 Blessings, blessings, blessings.
万岁 Huzzah!
你把保罗也带来了 You brought Paul?
只要我抱着保罗 她就不会杀我 She won't kill me as long as I'm holding Paul.
-这就是你的计划 -只是一部分 - That's the plan? - One of them.
你还是先把孩子们领出去吧 I think you should take the children out.
我也这么想 I was thinking the same.
不过新郎带不走了 The groom has to stay, I suppose.
致我可爱的妻子 A speech for my lovely wife...
我父母总是吵架 我们不能跟他们一样 My parents fought all the time so we shouldn't do that.
有次我妈用我爸射下来的鸽子砸他 And once she hit him in the eye with a pigeon he just shot
结果鸽子喙卡在他眼睛里了 and the beak got stuck in his eye
他得天天带着眼罩 她非常气恼 and he had to wear a patch and she was very cross.
-抓紧时间马克西姆 -当然可以 亲爱的 - Wrap it up, Maxim! - Of course, my dear.
愿我与我的妻子白头偕老 I look forward to a long life with my wife
愿大家多吃蛋糕 and I hope you eat lots of cake.
是覆盆子和巧克力味儿的 It's raspberry and chocolate.
请允许我祝这对新人一切顺利 If I may, I would like to wish the couple well.
并发表几句对婚姻的见解 And maybe add a few words on marriage.
在遇到我妻子之前 我对婚姻知之甚少 I understood little about marriage until I met my wife.
现在我明白了 这很像她自己发明的过山车 Now I know it to be a lot like the roller coaster she herself built,
起起落落 兴奋之余 ups and downs, exhilaration, a...
伴随着一丝可怕的感觉 觉得一不小心 a slightly terrifying sense that all will go awry
所有人都会死 and everyone will die.
但最后 在重力和 But in the end you stay on the rails...
你们爱情的牵引下 kept there by gravity
还是会回到正轨 and the force of your love.
万岁 Huzzah!
我对你们两人的建议 永远迎接着意想不到 My advice to you is to expect the unexpected.
婚姻既是一种快乐 也会给你带来你无法承受的痛苦 Marriage is both a joy and a place where you will be dealt unbearable griefs.
如果爱得够深 所有痛苦都可以忍受 If love is strong enough, all griefs are bearable.
不是所有 Not all.
有底线的 There are limits.
行吧 All right.
我确实上了你妈 I did fuck your mother.
-他干嘛了 -嘘 - He what? - Shh.
我当时情绪低落意志不稳 她用及其下流的语言挑逗我 She caught me at a low moment and aggressively poured filthy words
不断向我的眼睛和老二发动攻势 就像热茶浇在糖霜蛋糕上 and hot promises at my eyes and cock like hot tea on a sugar cake.
这肯定会瓦解的 Which, you know, dissolves it...
我反抗着说着"不要" and I fought it and said things like, "No,"
"她是你的亲女儿啊" and, "Your own daughter, really,"
"虽然在一码外我就知道你湿透了 and, "I absolutely will not fuck you against that birch tree in the moonlight
但我还是不想把你摁在月光下白桦树开操" despite knowing you are wet from a yard away."
这些理由都站不住脚 Not a strong argument so far.
而且在某种程度上 你要求一个男人爱一个人 In a way, you are also asking a lot of a man to be in love,
不定期地给这个人口活儿 give unrequited tongue lashings to the object of that affection,
这个人百般欺负虐待他 却从未回报过他的爱 be disdained, given not a scintilla of reciprocation
虽然我以前做的也不怎么好 and yet I still, despite my previous appetites,
我上过这个屋所有的女人 伊丽莎白除外 including having fucked every woman in this room, excluding Elizabeth,
虽然我们干过别的事 although we did other stuff...
-玛丽亚 -那是个性爱狂欢会 不算数的 - Marial? - An orgy. I mean, who counts that?
但我还是为你守身如玉 I have had no one...
除了跟两个佣人玩过双飞 b-bar two maids...
和上了你的母亲 and your mother.
你的辩白说得井井有条 A brilliant laying out of points in your defense.
你刚刚说了5点 对吧 You had, I believe, five points?
我也要说5点 I also have five points.
哇 感觉我们真的有在沟通呢 我洗耳恭听 - It feels we are really talking. I am all ears.
今天不适合讨论耳朵 Hmm... not a day to mention ears.
我的5个要点 先说哪个都可以 But my five points, in no particular order...
你上了我妈 You fucked my mother.
你上了 You fucked
我妈 my mother.
我们马上就能了结她 We can go with her in an instant.
凯瑟琳 Catherine.
我发自内心 I'm honestly just...
真的很对不起你 just so fucking sorry.
人生中最痛苦的事 It turns out the worst thing in life
就是在克服自己局限的过程中 is to come up against your own limitations and...
绊了一下 stumble and then,
然后摔倒了 in the fall, you...
摔在了那个你想为她变得更好的人身上 crush the one person you wished to be your best for.
我一生中都对别人抱着浪漫幻想 I have carried a romantic idea of people all my life.
也许过于浪漫了 Perhaps too romantic.
但我最近改变了很多 That has changed quite a bit recently.
我以前认为只有完美的爱才伟大 I saw a great love as a kind of perfect love.
也许不是吧 Maybe it's not.
也许伟大的爱 跟伟大的国家 Maybe a great love, like a great country
伟大的领袖一样 or a great leader even...
是有缺陷的 is a flawed one.
之所以伟大 是因为他拥抱了我们的失败 Maybe what makes it great is its embrace of our failings,
我们的伤疤 our scars...
我们的烂摊子 our fucked-upedness...
只要我们还在不停地进步 as long as we are questing always for better...
知道我们在追求自由的同时 knowing that we will bring ourselves down
也会遭遇挫折和失败 as often as we set ourselves free.
也许美好的婚姻就是 用一颗温柔渴望的心 Maybe a great marriage is simply the ability to hold all that
包容这一切 in one tender, yearning heart.
现在 我们享受蛋糕和音乐吧 Now let's have cake and music.
第一支舞应该是传统舞蹈
把桌子移到后面 大家来跳舞 Push the table back and we shall dance.
我想送保罗上床睡觉 I'd like to put Paul to bed.
当然 Of course.
在你房间见 See you in your apartments.
好 Great.
万岁 Huzzah!
我好困了 要睡觉 I'd really like to go to bed.
我蛋糕吃的太多了 要吐了 I think I ate too much cake. I must go throw up.
去吧 Of course.
爱能战胜一切 Love conquers all.
这就是俄罗斯 This is Russia.
有趣的 Funny.
-喝一杯吗 -谢谢 - Drink? - Love one.
晚安 保罗 Good night, Paul.
我们会没事的 We're gonna be all right.
Ha! Ha!
Ha!
卫兵 逮捕他们 Guards, arrest them.
什么鬼 What the fuck?
听着 你 还有你 Listen, you, you...
晚上好 女士 先生们 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
放开我 Get off me!
肯定不能放了你 乔治娜 Apparently not you, Georgina.
你们这是在干什么 What the fuck are you doing?
玛丽亚 这他妈是怎么回事 Marial! What the fuck is going on?
别抓我 别抓我 Not... not me! Not me!
别抓我 凯瑟琳 放开我 Not me! Catherine! Get him off me!
凯瑟琳 Catherine!
这里永不无聊 It's never dull here.
万岁 Huzzah.
普加乔夫 Pugachev.
Ah!