早上好 Ah. Morning.
你说的对 Good to your word.
我还以为你不让我们一起吃早餐了呢 I thought you might have stopped our breakfasts
作为你对我前几天所做作为的 as some sort of continuation of your brutality against me
惩罚的延续 from the other day.
我是有一点过分了 I lost my way a little.
我回来了 理智使然 I am back, reason itself.
接受你的道歉 Apology accepted.
我并没有在道歉 And yet not actually given.
你好 保罗 Hello, Paul.
我们今天能去看看育儿所怎么样了吗 Can we go see how the nursery is coming along today?
护卫也一起 好的 - Under guard. Yes. - Hmm.
激动人心 Exciting.
它在这里 有些难以置信 Sort of unimaginable, this, in here,
以后会走路 会说话 will be a walking, talking being.
以及 唱歌 跳舞 狩猎 最终和一个人做爱 Also, a singing, dancing, hunting, and fucking one.
或者读书 写作 进行哲学思考 变成仁慈的人 Or reading, writing, philosophizing, philanthropic one.
他会变比其他任何人优秀 - Hmm. Well, he will be extraordinary.
我们总算达成一致了 Ah. We finally agree.
一定感觉和奇妙吧 一个小孩在你肚子里 It must be strange, a human creature inside you.
你有没有想过 要是他有把刀怎么办 Do you ever think, "What if he has a knife?" Hmm?
我从来没想过 - I never do. - Mm.
不过它确实会让人产生各种强烈的感觉 It does rush one with intense feelings of all kinds, though.
这该死的杏让我有种强烈的感觉 This fucking apricot is rushing me with intense feeling.
闭上眼睛 想象你正在接触最柔软最成熟的阴道 Close your eyes and imagine you are eating the softest, ripest pussy.
我 I...
可能不会这么做 probably won't do that.
我的狄德罗早餐要迟到了 I'm actually late for my Diderot breakfast.
我相信我们能创造一个伟大的国家 I believe we can create a great nation
可以比肩法国 to rival France.
我们可以有自己的哲学家 他们会大胆地思考未被思考的问题 We can have our own philosophers who boldly think the unthought,
发现不可思议东西的科学家 scientists who discover the unimaginable.
我们必须向最好的国家所能提供的东西学习 We must learn from the best these countries have to offer
在他们的努力下 我们将向一个崭新的俄国进发 and sally forth to a new Russia on their shoulders.
现在 让我们讨论一下你们都要读的狄德罗的小册子 So... let us discuss the Diderot pamphlet you all were to read.
有人谈谈感想吗 First thoughts?
我们正在重建俄罗斯 我希望你们能像我一样 We are rebuilding Russia, and I wish you to be steeped
浸润在这些开明的思想中 in these enlightened ideas as I am,
因为这是我们俄罗斯根植的土壤 for that is the soil we plant our Russia in.
所以 小册子里任何能打动你的想法都可以 So, any ideas at all in the pamphlet which spoke to you.
-我可以说说吗 -当然 - If I may? - Of course.
宫廷大牧首 巴西尔 Archbishop of Court, Basil.
-烂人 -你是说他吗 - Fucker. - Him?
我说她 Her.
狄德罗没有太多时间和神父打交道 Diderot has not much time for priests,
但我原谅任何带来真相的人 but I am forgiving of anyone bringing truth.
上帝 想法 伏特加 God, ideas, vodka...
都能洗涤灵魂 ...all elevate the soul.
万岁 Huzzah!
万岁 的确 Huzzah, indeed!
还有其他人吗 Who else?
拉斯科尔维 Raskolvy?
是的 简直太好了 Yes, marvelous.
什么好呢 说具体点 What was, in particular?
册子 The pamphlet.
既概括又具体 Generally and particularly.
每个人都读了 难道不是吗 E-Everyone read it, did they not?
畅所欲言谈点什么都是很好的 A freewheeling discourse can be a giddying thing.
我有些想法 I have something.
来说说吧 You do?
它的题目是《前任皇帝的想法》 It is entitled Thoughts of an Ex-Emperor.
这是什么 What's this?
当我躺在狱中时，我常常想起宫廷 "As I lay here in my imprisonment, I think often of the court
我有多怀念他们 "and how much I love them.
谁还记得1756年的有猪肉和榛子的狂欢 "Who can remember the pig and hazelnut orgy of 1756?
宫廷在那之后沉睡了好些天 到处都是猪油和空的坚果壳 The court slept for days after, slick with pig fat and empty nuts."
让他闭嘴 Shut him down.
我请他们来分享想法的 I asked them to share their thoughts.
但不是彼得的想法 Not Peter's thoughts.
我还记得流感病毒席卷宫廷的时候 "I remember when the influenza bug swept the court.
我马上让每个蒸汽碗都装满苏格兰威士忌 "I immediately ordered every vapor bowl to be filled with Scottish whisky.
我们打算在疾病中享受一番 "We managed to enjoy our sickness
那天晚上好几个孩子都被怀上了 and several babies were conceived that very night."
谢谢你 格里戈尔 我们应该继续下一个 - Thank you, Grigor. We shall move on.
我感谢你让言论自由的花生长 Uh, well, I thank you for the freedom of expression you have allowed to flower.
为了让你们读得开心 我会放一些在宫廷的各个地方 I will place some around the court for your reading pleasure.
万岁 致敬凯瑟琳 Huzzah! To Catherine!
万岁 Huzzah!
格里格尔 你刚刚干嘛 Grigor. What was that?
我只是觉得这会很有趣 Ah, I just thought it would be fun.
我没有任何我自己的观点 所以 I didn't have any of my own thoughts, so...
要有自己的观点啊 去读狄德罗 Get some! Read Diderot.
我会的 I will.
是彼得让你做这个的吗 Did Peter put you up to this?
私下跟你说 他很遭罪 Between us, he suffers.
他很怀念宫廷 He is missing the court.
我觉得这可能是一个无伤大雅的趣味 I thought it might be a bit of harmless fun.
我可以回去告诉他宫廷被逗乐了 I could report back the court was amused.
他们记得他或许是件好事 It might be good they remember him.
噩梦不应该在人们的脑海中消失 The nightmare should not recede in people's minds.
我不喜欢 别再这么干了 I don't like it. Don't do it again.
知道了 Understood.
你没和乔治娜一起吗 You did not go with Georgina?
没有 No.
你和她一起被驱逐了 You were banished with her.
陛下 我恳请留下 I ask, Your Grace, to remain.
你是选择留下的吗 You chose to stay?
我 I...
我不能离开他 couldn't leave him.
至少你意识到你爱谁了 At least you realized who you loved.
我的意思是说 我没搞懂 I mean, I don't get it.
我想有人会觉得他总体上 I suppose some might find him handsome in that sort of general,
匀称的身材 深棕色的眼睛很英俊 symmetrical features, and deep brown eyes sort of way,
但是 我确信人们很快会看穿他的 but... I'm sure people will see through him soon enough.
你能杀了他吗 Can you kill him?
不能 她会第一个怀疑我的 No. She'd immediately suspect me.
此外 他似乎只是个单纯的家伙 Besides, he seems a simple fellow.
她更大游戏里的一个棋子 A pawn in her much larger game.
我知道那种表情 I know that look.
你敢 Don't you fucking dare.
别想暗中毁掉我最好的朋友 No plots to crush my best friend.
我还以为我是你最好的朋友 I thought I was your best friend?
你也是 这让我太为难了 You are also, which makes this awfully difficult for me,
所以想一想我的处境吧 so let's think about me in this.
她正在把我逼到墙角 你也知道我多讨厌这样 She is backing me into a corner, and you know how I hate that.
不 不 不 No, no, no...
她是很古板 确实 但是她也是极为聪明的 She is stubborn, yes, but she is also brilliant.
想办法和她合作 她会用彼得从未有的方式听谏 If you found a way to work with her, she would listen in ways that Peter never did.
你们都喜欢无聊的谈话 更喜欢无聊的书 You both love boring conversations, and even more boring books.
-你会和她相处很好 -你说完了吗 - You should get on well. - Are you finished?
还没 这也会让我很开心的 No. It would also make me very happy,
这应该是每个人的首要任务 真的 which should be everyone's top priority, really.
我受够了这些小游戏了 I'm done with this little experiment.
完全同意 Agree entirely.
她对你很不好 She treated you badly.
-我们能现在杀了她吗 -不 我们不能 - Can we just kill her now, then? - No, we cannot.
格里戈尔读了我的册子 这是计划中的第一步 Grigor read my pamphlet, that is the first part of the plan.
-杀了她是第二步吗 -不 阿卡迪 - And killing her is the second part? - No, Arkady!
第一步是她失败 Her failing is the first part,
我帮助她是计划的第二步 me helping her do that is the second part,
然后和一个活着的凯瑟琳坠入爱河 and being together and in love with a not-dead Catherine
是计划的第三步 is the third part.
操了 你能听着点吗 Fuck me, can you listen?
抱歉 Apologies.
女人要求不迭 The women were slick with want
然而男人却渴望你重新掌权 and the men hungry for your return to power.
我干得很好 提醒他们我感到很开心 - I'm a good time. Good to remind them.
你将会夺回宫廷的掌控权的 You will win back the court.
我从未失去它 我失去的是王位 - I never lost the court. I lost the throne.
以及我没有失去它 我只是暂时把它让出去了 And I didn't lose it, I lent it temporarily.
你到底想说什么 我忍你很久了 What is your point? Because so far, I hate it.
我没想说什么 I don't really have a point.
不过 我们必须支持和拥护你 Other than, we must raise you back up!
她那么残酷的对待你 I thought the harsh treatment she gave you,
踢你 软禁你 毁了你的妈妈 the kicking, the locking in, the destruction of Mommy...
不能这样下去了 it is not on!
我得告诉你一个奇怪的事 I will tell you a strange thing.
她的残酷让我看到我们在一起有多完美 Her ruthlessness just makes me see how perfect we are together.
当他们把我踢的屁滚尿流时 我抬头看着她的眼睛 As they were kicking the shit out of me, I looked up and into her eyes,
那冰蓝色的眼睛让我获得了前所未有的性高潮 and the cold blue of it made me shiver in a sexual way I have not known.
如果你退缩 就会把原来的轨迹弄乱 Well, if you flinch, it's going to screw up the trajectory!
这全是你的不对 That one's your fault.
抱歉 Apologies.
她把我像犯人一样关在房间里 She trapped me in my rooms like a prisoner.
即使我爱她们 也没有人有权力这样做 No one should have that power over me, even if I love them.
除非 当然 做爱的时候我授予了她们这个权利 Unless, of course, I've granted it to them in sexual sport,
就想我和乔治娜做过的那一次 which I once did with George.
她像春雨一样湿流滴地走到我跟前 趴在桌子上 She then came to me wet as spring rain and bent over the desk,
我像个野蛮人一样操她 把我自己也吓了一跳 and I fucked her with such savagery it frightened me.
然后她在我耳边轻声说 谢谢 And yet after she whispered to me so softly, "Thank you."
简直太甜蜜了 It was very sweet.
你是在怀念她吗 格里戈尔 Are you missing her, Grigor?
我不知道 我还沉浸在你的故事里 I don't know, I'm still immersed in your story.
我也是这么告诉他们的 Eh, it's how I tell them.
她的派对失败极了 Yeah, her party was a failure.
我会自己办一个 I'll have a party.
每个人都喜欢我的派对 就像他们喜欢我一样 Everyone loved my parties almost as much as they loved me.
当然 Absolutely.
多么好的计划 A wonderful plan,
只可惜你被软禁在自己的住处里 only slightly dampened by the fact of your exile in your apartments
除了我们 没人能被允许来参加你的派对 and no one, apart from us, are actually allowed to visit.
我以后不会再跟你们分享我宏伟的计划了 I will not continue to share my grand visions with you
如果你们再对细节这么斤斤计较的话 if you act like piddling sticklers over minor details.
你和奥斯曼大使的会面是 Your meeting with the Ottoman ambassador is, uh...
不好意思 你这样躺着我跟你说话实在有点奇怪 I'm sorry, it's very odd to speak to you when you're seated like that.
我感觉你的肺快被压烂了 就像手风琴顶到喉咙 It's very odd to feel your lungs being crushed like an accordion into your throat
被入侵的外来生物占据了你的身体 by a foreign invading creature who has taken over your body.
所以我们都得适应某些奇怪的感觉 你觉得呢 So we must all adjust to some degree of oddness, don't you agree?
桑达克大使今天拜访 Ambassador Sunduk arrives today.
这他妈是什么味道 What the fuck is that smell?
水蛭 来减轻她骨盆下部的压力 Leeches, to alleviate the pressure on her lower pelvic region.
好吧 当然 Oh, right. Of course.
不好意思 Sorry.
我很感激你们都能毫无怨言地适应 I appreciate you all adjusting so uncomplainingly
这如此困难的事情 to what must be so difficult
和每时每刻的不方便 and inconvenient for entire minutes of your day.
来点土吗 Dirt?
好的 Yes.
奥斯曼人永远不会同意你领导俄国 The Ottomans will never come round to you leading Russia.
他们认为这是女人该待的位置是男人的脸上 They believe a woman's place is on a man's face.
你错了 他们认为舔阴是不可饶恕的罪孽 - You're wrong. They view cunnilingus as a mortal sin.
他们称之为魔鬼的午餐 They call it the Devil's Lunch.
可无论白天黑夜 这都是一顿美餐 And yet it is, of course, a fabulous meal any time of night or day.
大使会见到我 The ambassador will meet me
像所有人一样 被我迷住 爱上我 and be charmed, and love me, like everyone does.
当然 桑达克是一个精于世故的人 - Absolutely. And Sunduk is a worldly man,
会讲七门语言 外交界的传奇人物 speaks seven languages, a legend among diplomats.
这整个会议都毫无意义 This whole meeting is pointless.
从你掌权以来 Ever since you've come into power,
奥斯曼人已经侵占了我们的边境领地 the Ottomans have encroached on our border regions.
我们应该先攻击 展示我们的实力 Attack first, show strength.
或者我会展示我的智慧和理智 Or I will show intelligence and reason
让他们看到帝国之间可以成为彼此的朋友 and help them see what great friends our empires can be to one another.
回想一下我们的远大目标 维莱门托夫 Recall our greater aims, Velementov.
战争并不在其中 War is not one of them.
确实 Indeed.
你可能不需要 但我还是得提醒一下 A reminder that I am sure you don't need,
我们应该向奥斯曼帝国展示了稳定和理性的一面 but it's about presenting a front to the Ottomans of stability and reason.
当然 我和维莱门托夫会在那里帮你分担的 And of course, Velementov and I will be there to share the load.
亲爱的 你是这花园里从未生长过的花朵 My dear, you are a blossom that has never grown in this garden before.
不需要收起自己的光环 No need to twist and turn your glory
去给一个看不见的男人留下深刻印象 to impress a man who cannot see.
你已经完成你该做的事情了吧 伊丽莎白 Are you almost done, Elizabeth?
除了攻击以外 我同意我们不需要给人留下深刻印象 I agree we don't need to impress, other than by attacking,
有了这样一个优雅而又暴力的计划 with a plan of such elegance and violence,
他们会为自己愚蠢的挑衅行为而哭泣 they will weep at their foolishness at goading me.
你在吸吮钉子吗 Are you sucking on a nail?
是的 我不会为此而感到羞耻的 I am, and I will not be shamed.
当然不会 因为羞耻感会传递给婴儿 Certainly not, for the sense of shame could be transmitted to the baby.
-我和苏丹见过面 -真的吗？ - I have met with the Sultan. - Really?
我们开会呢 We were actually in a meeting.
午餐时讲这个故事应该正合适 但是 I'm sure this is a great story for a luncheon, but...
彼得大帝带我去君士坦丁堡开会 Peter the Great took me with him to Constantinople for meetings.
一天晚餐时 彼得大帝离开了房间 One night at dinner, Peter the Great was out of the room.
我去拿蛋糕 I reached for some cake,
苏丹抓住了我的手 and the Sultan grabbed my hand,
狠狠咬了一口 还朝我脸上吐了口水 bit it hard, and spat in my face.
说了个奇怪的词 我觉得翻译过来应该是猪贱人的意思 Said some strange word, which I believe translated means "pig slut."
猪贱人 你确定吗 Pig slut? Are you serious?
很明显 女人们只能在马之后才能吃蛋糕 Apparently, women could only get cake after the horses had their fill.
这是当地的文化 It is the culture.
男人主导 Men lead.
所以最好由我来主导谈判 That is why it is best I lead the negotiations.
我有个更好的主意 I have a better idea.
这是个馊主意 This is a bad idea.
这对他们就是冒犯 It is an insult to them.
如果这会引发战争 我都支持 If it precipitates war, I'm all for it.
你这是站哪头说话呢 What a surprising position for you to take.
-桑达克大使 -女皇陛下 - Ambassador Sunduk. - Empress.
很荣幸见到您 Such an honor to meet you.
不过我有点奇怪 I am confused.
我的首席顾问竟然是女性吗 That my chief advisors are women?
是的 居然不是奥洛 Yes. That it is not Orlo.
我在这里仍然扮演着不可或缺的角色 Yes. Well, I do still have an integral role here.
这其实就是一个座位安排问题 It's mostly an odd seating arrangement issue.
这种安排 It is something of an insult.
让我觉得受到了冒犯 Hmm. This arrangement.
是吗 我们挺喜欢的 Really? We actually love it.
上帝无所不在 将教会置于墙外 God is everywhere, so sidelining the Church to the wall
都不算是冒犯 is no insult at all.
外交是中立态度的艺术 Diplomacy is the art of neutral approach,
是对他人感情的微妙处理 of delicacy to other people's feelings for the...
目的是为了缓和关系 ease of relations.
-谢谢你的解释 -不过都是我早就知道的 - Thanks for explaining. - Something I already knew.
我认为外交是清除旧偏见 I view diplomacy as a clearing of old prejudices,
以便在我们两个伟大的帝国之间建立新的理解 so that a new understanding can come forth between our two great empires.
这是我的观点 That's my view.
这些奥斯曼帝国对我们边境地区的侵犯需要立即结束 These Ottoman encroachments on our border regions will end immediately.
他们是地区军阀 Local warlords.
不幸的是 苏丹或我对此均无能为力 Unfortunately, nothing the Sultan or I can do about it.
你知道统治这些大帝国是什么样的 You know how it is, running these big empires.
边缘群体 Fringe groups.
掠夺俄罗斯村庄可以被解释为战争行为 Pillaging Russian villages could be construed as an act of war.
我不认为有那么严重 I hardly think it's that serious.
你不住在村庄是吧 You're not living in the villages, are you?
维莱门托夫 毫无疑问渴望战争 - Velementov. Hankering for war, no doubt.
-为了保卫俄国 -在瑞典的灾难之后吗 - To defend Russia. - After the Swedish debacle?
我相信苏丹有足够的能力将他的地区团结在一起 I'm sure the Sultan has sufficient strength to hold his regions together.
一个女人敢质疑苏丹的能力 A woman questioning the Sultan's powers?
我们的女皇有着聪明的才智 She has a biting intelligence, our Empress.
他应该懂得欣赏才对 He should appreciate it.
确实 Indeed.
Ah!
苏丹给孩子送来了一个礼物 The Sultan has sent a gift for the baby.
我们都知道你很喜欢骑马 We are aware of your love of horses.
-你怎么敢 -你这个粗鲁的混蛋 - How dare you! - You rude piece of shit!
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
多么周到有心的礼物啊 What an incredibly thoughtful gift.
没想到德国人还挺有幽默感的 It is good to see a German with a sense of humor.
我是俄国人 I consider myself Russian
而且愿意寻求和平而不是靠愤怒解决问题 and always willing to find a path of peace rather than rage.
这对于德国人和俄国人来说都很罕见呢 Unusual, for both Russians and Germans,
但你好像是这两国人中的异类 but you seem an exquisite anomaly in all categories.
上帝赐予了我们一位一视同仁的领袖 God graced us with a leader who defies all categorization.
阿奇 我都没意识到你也在呢 - Oh, Archie! I completely forgot you were here.
坐得太远了 So far away.
今晚要一起吃晚餐吗 Will you have dinner with me tonight?
乐意之至 I would love to.
我们为你准备了凤尾鱼盛宴 Ah. A feast has been prepared,
炸 烤 汤 炖 with anchovies, served fried, grilled, baked, souped, stewed,
蒸 熏和盐腌 steamed, smoked and salted.
还有二十七种手抓饭 甜点是阿舒尔 Twenty-seven different kinds of pilaf, and for dessert, ashure.
真是太丰盛了 What a treat.
都是我国的美食 可惜却是外国人做的 My country's delicacies but prepared by foreigners.
谢谢你奥洛 Thank you, Orlo.
应该就是我和女皇陛下一起进餐吧 I trust it will be just me and the Empress?
当然 Of course.
他喜欢我奥洛 He liked me, Orlo.
我们可以达成交易 你们觉得呢 We can do a deal. Did you not think?
真是讨人嫌 I did. It's fucking annoying.
我们的确冒犯到他了 We definitely offended him.
我觉得他是个聪明人 I can tell he's smarter than that.
女皇陛下 说句话 Empress, a word?
好的 我的答案是不 All right. My word is no.
真是个好的开端 我有东西忘在国事厅了 - Ah, off to a good start. I forgot something in the State Room.
抱歉 请允许失陪一下 If you'll excuse me before I have to make up what it is.
女皇陛下 你的领导真是越来越稳健了 Empress, such steady leadership!
你对待大使的态度简直是外交上的典范 Your handling of the ambassador was a lesson in diplomacy and...
-有事说事吧 -巴希尔的事 - What is it? - About Basil.
-他要留下 -当然 - He is here to stay. - Yes, of course.
我很高兴他能和我们一起共事 And I am thrilled he is to be working with us.
什么 What?
教会的工作要求我付出大量的时间 The demands on my time are great
尽管一开始他的出现我觉得很震惊 and though his presence here was initially a shock,
但现在我愿意跟他一起分享我对教会的愿景 I've realized I would be glad to share my vision for the church with him.
你到底在打什么主意 阿奇 What is your game here, Archie?
没什么 No game.
就是重新评估了一下 Just, um, a reevaluation.
这场冲突令人筋疲力尽 It's exhausting, this conflict,
我担心它会导致俄罗斯走上一条黑暗的道路 and I fear it will lead Russia down a dark path.
而你则早早失败收场 And you to an early grave.
但玛丽亚认为我们能解决它 And Marial seems to think we can settle it.
她有点过于乐观了 Uncharacteristically optimistic of her.
也许这是表明我们都是她最亲密的朋友吧 Is it not a sign, perhaps, that we are both her closest friends?
我不这么认为 Mm, I don't think so.
玛丽亚喜欢吃奶油羊脑 Marial also likes to eat sheep brains in cream.
有时候我也只能宽容她这种糟糕的品位 Sometimes I must forgive her, her bad taste, and move on.
我对你伸出友谊之手 而不是握成拳头 - I hold out my hand in friendship. I do not want to close it into a fist.
这是威胁吗 Is that a threat?
这是对我们之间和平的请求 A desperate plea for peace between us.
有趣 Oh, funny.
Oh! Oh!
Oh.
天哪 Gosh.
是啊 Indeed.
我必须承认 对你的兴趣我表示惊讶 我毕竟 I must say I was a tad surprised at your interest. I...
近距离射中了我丈夫的头吗 Shot my husband in the head at close range?
是的 Yes.
很奇怪 我发现自己经常梦见自己和你云雨 It is strange, but I found myself daydreaming of fucking you often since.
这真是奇怪的伤感 It is a strange grief,
生气我那蠢丈夫害死了自己 anger at my idiot husband for getting himself killed.
我决定顺从自己的想法 I decided to give into it.
我明白了 I see.
我很感激 Well, I'm grateful.
你 You are...
漂亮 活好 Beautiful and a great fuck.
我知道 I know.
没错 Exactly.
这对我们来说都是全新的一天 It is a new day for all of us, a new court.
为她工作怎么样 How is she to work for?
她是个非凡的人 She is extraordinary.
当然 她是个女人 战斗时反应有点慢 Of course, she is a woman and slower to fight than some,
但是 我为她的才华折服 but... I bow to her brilliance.
我丈夫说你很聪明 但经常被彼得妨碍 My husband said you were brilliant, constantly stymied by Peter.
希望这次你能信马由缰 I hope you have free rein this time.
奥斯曼帝国令人畏惧 The Ottomans would be formidable.
奥斯曼 我们要跟奥斯曼开战了吗 - The Ottomans? We're to war with the Ottomans?
不不不不 No, no, no, no.
千万别 别胡乱担心 Don't, don't, don't trouble your pretty little hea...
别拍我的手 我又不是狗 - Don't pat my fucking hands. I'm not a dog.
我们到底会不会开战 你欠我的 Are we to war or not? You owe me something.
你杀了我丈夫 混蛋 You killed my fucking husband, prick.
这 这 这股怒气又是哪来的啊 Whoa, whoa, what is this storm?
我们今天见了奥斯曼帝国的大使 We met the Ottoman ambassador today, prick.
我本以为她能手到擒来 但没想到却是势均力敌 I think she has him in hand, but it hangs in the balance.
是嘛 Indeed.
总有一天我会把它给煮了 放点大蒜和黄油 I will cook that thing in garlic butter one day.
快完事了吗 我还有很多事要做 - Are we almost done? I have a great deal to do.
亲爱的 我觉得你劳累过度了 My dear, you seem quite overwrought.
腹胀和尴尬是怀孕的副作用 Bloating and embarrassment are side effects of pregnancy.
这很正常 It's quite normal.
我总是焦躁不安 I'm agitated.
和奥斯曼帝国大使的晚餐 还有好多准备要做 This dinner with the Ottoman, much rides on it.
我知道该如何表现 但是 I know how I must behave, and yet...
怀孕给我的身体带来了一些奇怪的感觉 pregnancy has brought a surfeit of physical sensations.
这种感觉压倒了一切 They overwhelm.
这种躁动相当严重 This amount of agitation is quite serious.
可能会导致婴儿在子宫中爆炸 It can cause the baby to explode in the womb.
你必须释放这种躁动 You must have a release.
怀孕时可以自我满足 Self-pleasure is allowed in pregnancy,
但是我得在旁边看着 but I would have to be standing by to watch.
有必要吗 Is that essential?
可能不像我说的那么有必要 Probably not as essential as I'm making it sound.
如果你不想干桑达克 那就只能干别人了 If you won't fuck Sunduk, you should just fuck someone else.
我乐意为女皇效劳 I am happy to service the Empress.
我的解剖学知识使我成为一个熟练的情人 My knowledge of anatomy makes me a skilled lover.
有趣 Intriguing.
维诺德尔 谢谢你的好意 但你可以离开了 Kind offer, Vinodel, but you may leave us.
好吧 Okay.
如果你需要自己动手就通知我 Call me when you feel the need for masturbation.
用不着 再见 I won't. Good day.
为了婴儿的健康 我们得认真给你找个男人解决这个问题了 It's time we got you properly fucked, for the health of the baby.
我是女皇 I'm the Empress.
很难随便就找个人 It's not so simple to find someone.
我跟医生干过 结果他喝多了跟朋友们说了 I fuck the doctor, he drunkenly tells his friends.
那我就成了荡妇 而不是女皇了 Then I am Slutress, not Empress.
一个士兵 想要升职 A soldier, he wants a promotion.
一个贵族 想要土地和减税 A noble, he wants land and tax relief.
都行 但我有个好办法 All true, but there is a solution.
没有比这更简单的了 Nothing could be simpler.
警卫 Guards.
-警卫 -这是传统 - Guards? - It's a tradition.
他们接受的培训就是对一切都守口如瓶 They have been trained in discretion for centuries.
而且 他们必须听你差遣 Also, they have to do whatever you want,
不管你的要求有多么奇怪和原始 no matter how exotic or primordial.
他们都会泰然自若 They won't bat an eye.
我不想找一个无法拒绝我的人 I'm not looking for someone who isn't in a position to refuse me.
真的吗 Really?
我一直觉得权力失衡非常煽情 I find power imbalances wildly erotic.
也许我是太老套了吧 I suppose I'm old-fashioned that way.
斯万斯卡打听到了消息 为此付出了沉重的代价 Svenska has news and has paid a heavy price to get it.
凯瑟琳和维莱门托夫担心奥斯曼人在谋划些什么 Catherine and Velementov worry about the Ottomans starting something.
今天大使和她会面 The ambassador met with her today
她希望能利用自己的魅力赢得他的青睐 and she hopes to win him to her club of gibbering acolytes.
还不清楚她是否能得手 It was unclear if she had.
也许需要有人提醒一下松桑达克 Perhaps, Sunduk needs to be led to an understanding
他回去的时候该怎么汇报 of what he should report back about his visit here.
苏丹对女人有着奇怪的想法 The Sultan has some strange beliefs about women.
你是说 长着角的女巫那套吗 You refer to the "some are witches with horns" belief.
没错 Exactly.
他相信女巫以男人的鼻血为食 His belief in witches who feast on men's nosebleeds,
女巫会养小鸡 小便后会变成恶魔 witches who keep chickens that turn into devils when urinated upon.
你把这事弄得又复杂又奇怪 You're making this too complicated and weird.
桑达克挺好人的 而且也喜欢我 Sunduk is a sweet guy who loves me.
我可以去提醒一下他对我的爱意 然后确保他认为 I remind him of that love, and we make sure he knows
凯瑟琳不适合女皇这个位置 Catherine is not long for the throne.
他好像是喜欢金发的 - He does love blondes, though. - Mm.
她是世间最精致的尤物 怎么会有人不爱她呢 And she is the most exquisite creature alive, how can anyone not love her?
-说实话我没看出来 -说得好 - I just don't see it, personally. - Good answer, darling.
好吧 我们对桑达克采取行动吧 但我要跟你们说 - All right. Let's act on Sunduk. But let me just say this to all.
我们只是为了拉她下台 不能伤害她 明白吗 We unbalance her, but never hurt or endanger her, understood?
含蓄 我们可以做到的对吧 Subtlety, we can do that, right?
含蓄就是我的中间名啊 Subtlety is my middle name.
你的中间名不是列午什卡吗 I thought it was Levushka?
这一早上 What a morning.
先是狄德罗的早餐 然后又是桑达克甜点 First, the Diderot breakfast, and then the Sunduk dessert.
我觉得结尾时我的演讲非常不错 I think my speech at the end was good.
完全唤醒了他们 It roused them, I feel.
Hmm.
Hmm?
这是非常鼓舞人心的啊 It was an inspiring call to arms.
我觉得他们可能听到的更多的是那句 为什么你不是法国人呢 Well, I think they more heard your, "Shit, why can't you be French?"
不不 是 No. No, it was...
抱歉 我有点暗黑了 Sorry, my overly dark interpretation.
说到另一件事 那个巴希尔就是个混蛋 On another topic: That Basil guy, what a cunt.
你应该杀了他或者直接杀了他了事 You should probably send him home or just kill him if it's easier.
哦 你为什么要这么说我想知道 Oh? What makes you say that, I wonder?
你知道他能用两只手写字吗 Did you know that he can write with both hands?
拉斯科维说这是凶兆 Raskolvy says it is an omen,
他的胳膊肘上有多余的皮 这会带来不好的收成 and he has extra skin on his elbows, which portends doom for crops,
而且不堪入目 and also is quite disconcerting to look at.
我感觉你意图保护阿奇 I sense you aim to protect Archie.
相比之下他作为教会领袖更和善而且理智 He is a kinder and much saner option for the leader of the church.
我建议你把你的手从这件事里偷走免得你丢掉手 - I suggest you keep your fingers out of the machinery of this issue lest you lose them.
好 Right.
房间清理好了 你可以进去了 Room's clear. You can go in.
你觉得用什么颜色 嗯 Ah. Uh, what color do you think? Hmm?
不确定 Not sure.
要我说每面墙都用不同的颜色 I say each wall different.
你知道 绿色来体现对自然的热爱 You know, green for the love of nature.
那面是黄色象征早晨的阳光 That one will be yellow for the sunshine of a new day,
这一面暗红色来预示他的未来 then this one dark red as blood for his future.
这一面 涂成酥脆猪肉的颜色 Then one, whatever the color of crispy pork is,
一面墙用这种颜色 or one wall this color.
再次抱歉 Ouch. Sorry again.
不必 Not at all.
很痛苦 但是我一想到能让我分心的东西 It's excruciating, but I'm thinking of things to distract me from the pain.
保罗 主要是 你好 保罗 Paul, mostly. Hello, Paul.
可爱 Sweet.
说到这一点 我觉得我们应该举办一场迎婴聚会 And on that, I think we should have a baby shower.
什么 不行 What? No.
俄国人喜欢这种活动 廷臣会很开心 - Russians love them. The court will be happy.
人们会用礼物来给我们洗礼 People want to shower us with gifts.
因此 才有了婴儿洗礼会的名称 Hence, baby shower.
-不 -当然 - No. - Of course.
Ah.
他们对肾脏下手真狠 Ah, they really went for the kidneys.
好 我们举办一场迎婴洗礼 Fine. We'll have a baby shower.
我来筹划 因为你不会举办派对 Ah. I'll plan it, as you are terrible at throwing parties.
好 那我就忙着治理国家 Great. And I will be busy running the country,
因为你治国无能 as you were terrible doing that.
这个你的手册 This pamphlet of yours.
-好 你看过了 -我没有 - Oh, good, you read it. - I did not.
格里戈尔用这个劫持了我们的早餐 Grigor hijacked my breakfast with it.
我会和他谈的 Huh. I will talk to him.
他喜欢被爱戴 毫无疑问我的迷思 He likes to be loved, and no doubt imagined my musings
反应在了他的身上 would entertain and reflect well on him.
他失去了乔治 所以一定要对他同情 He has lost George, so be sympathetic to him.
它的目的是什么 What was its purpose?
我无聊了 然后开始想到保罗 你知道 我的回忆录 I was bored, and then I thought for Paul, you know, my memoirs,
通过睡前故事的方式讲述 but told like a bedtime story,
我觉得廷臣会感兴趣 and then I thought maybe the court would be interested.
你怀念他们的注意力 You miss their attention.
虽然让人害怕 Terrified as it was.
我可以把你的手册收缴烧毁了 I could have all your pamphlets seized and burned.
你信奉出版自由 这会有什么影响 You believe in freedom of the printing press, how would it look?
不过 我看到一个 Although, I see an...
叫什么来着 那就是我对你做了一些事 What's it called? That thing where I did something to you,
你义愤填膺 结果还治其人之身的情况 you were morally outraged, then you did it back to me?
-讽刺 -啊 - Irony. - Ah.
用法语说就是嘲讽 Or ironie in French.
那就好 That was good.
多谢夸奖 Oh. Merci beaucoup.
上了课 Lessons.
我用真熊的皮毛做的这个 Ah. I made this for Paul using parts from real bears.
-你还好吗 -没事 多谢关心 - You okay? - Fine, thanks for asking.
-你看起来不太确定 -不 不 没事 我就是 - You seem a bit unsure. - No, no, it's great, I just, uh...
有段时间没和别人相处了 been a while with anyone.
没人能理解你为什么背着乔治乱搞 No one could ever understand why you never fucked around on George.
-这个 我 你知道 Well, I... You know, I am...
你的下面没进去 Your cock's not actually in me.
是 无意冒犯 Yeah, no offense.
我只是 觉得有点奇怪 说实话 I just... finding it a bit weird, to be honest.
桑达克 我的老朋友 Ah! Sunduk, my old friend.
真高兴又见到你了 Wonderful to see you again.
你也是 -怎么回事 - And you! - What the fuck?
我很好 我要当爹了 - Well, I'm pretty well. I'm going to be a dad.
恭喜 Congratulations.
我 I was... Oh.
非常好 谢谢你 Very nice, thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
你是怎么回事 政变 - So what happened to you? The coup?
我基本上都赢了 任何时候我都能赢 - I was basically winning. At any point I could have won.
然后我饿了 And then I got really hungry.
你知道在你很饿的时候 就心想 我需要吃东西 You know when you're really hungry, and it's just like, "I just need to eat,
我不在乎付出什么代价 and I don't care what it takes"?
所以我暂时退位了 但是我会重归权位 So I temporarily abdicated, but I am coming back to power.
正如我的命运和上帝的旨意 我知道你们很看重这一点 As is my destiny and the will of God, which I know you people take seriously.
是 我们一向将你当权视作天意所归 Yes, we've, uh, always seen you as God's will,
但是现在我们对于上帝的旨意有些迷惑 but now we're a little confused by God's actions.
很明显我回归权位是上天的旨意 Well, obviously it's his will I regain the throne,
否则不然我为什么还活着 otherwise why would I still be alive?
我不知道 I don't know.
我有意问凯瑟琳为社么这么做 I meant to ask Catherine why she did that,
但是我被她的头发分了心 but I was too distracted by thoughts of frottage with her hair.
就像是米黄色的丝绸 It's like a yard of corn silk.
缠在你的 你就死了 There to wrap around your c... You're dead.
不好意思 什么 Sorry, what?
我是想要救你的命 I'm trying to save your life here.
如果你回到苏丹身边 If you go back to the Sultan
告知他凯瑟琳是真正继承人 无视天意 and inform him Catherine is the true heir to the throne, ignoring God,
我作为统治家族的直系后裔 and how I'm the blood descendant of rulers for centuries...
别担心 苏丹 她才是需要交涉的人 "Don't worry about it, Sultan, she is the one to talk to"...
等我几个月后 甚至几周后夺回皇位他会作何反应 How will he react when I retake it in a matter of months if not weeks?
他会割了你的喉咙 He cuts your throat.
你确定吗 You're so certain of this?
这是上帝对我的考验 Mm. This is just God's little challenge for me,
好让我经过历练 变得更称职 so I come back and be a slightly better leader.
她现在最然号令朝堂 但是廷臣心向着我 She may have the court now, in theory, but they love me.
我的支持与日俱增 My popularity grows.
格里戈尔 你看起来难受死了 顺便说一句 Uh, Grigor. You look miserable, by the way.
我没事 I'm fine. Uh...
我其实得停下了 对 I might stop, actually. Yeah.
瓦尼亚叔叔 Uncle Varnya.
我以为你走了 I thought you'd left.
是走了 我把修路的事宜告诉了他们 I did. I told them the great news of the road to be built
人们欢欣鼓舞 and there was much rejoicing.
我很乐意帮助我的地区 I'm glad to help my region.
奥洛 奥洛 奥洛 Orlo! Orlo! Orlo!
别说了 你要让我难为情了 Stop it, you're embarrassing me.
奥斯曼人在边境愈发肆无忌惮 The Ottomans are running rampant near us.
我们在着手处理 We are dealing with it.
当然 人们在书写你的故事 你知道吗 - Oh, of course, you are. People are writing your story, you know?
真的吗 相比写书的平民很有教养 - Really? Mm. It's not really a literate village.
生于粪土 平步青云 Born in shit, floated to the stars.
多谢 Thanks.
我们出身穷困 We are a poor people.
一文不名 The poorest.
我知道 I know.
钱是不错 Cash is good.
-钱 -嗯 钱 - Cash? - Mm, cash.
能够提振我们人民的精神 It lifts the spirits of our people.
让他们干涩的嘴里能够吃上面包 It lifts bread to their scabbed mouths.
我不知道我能不能这么做 I don't know that I can do that.
你知道你做得到你会这么做 Ah, but I know you can. You will.
因为你一心向善 For your heart is good.
你爱民如子心明眼亮 You love your people and are not black of heart or evil of eye.
不是吗 Are you?
是 我心明眼亮 No, I'm not black of heart or evil of eye.
钱 Cash.
很显然 又一场派对 Apparently, there's a party.
你看 他们爱我 You see they love me,
时机一到我就会打碎她权力的幻想 and her power is an illusion that I will shatter when the time is right.
他怎么能举办派对 How is he allowed a party?
我想她找到了漏洞 I think he found a loophole...
还有帽子 and a hat.
欢迎 这是我们的迎婴洗礼会 Ah, welcome! It's our baby shower.
手脚够麻利的 Hmm. Such speedy organizing.
天呐 你看起来真意外 - Mm. - Gosh, don't you look baffling.
多谢 Oh, thanks.
精致的派对 女皇 恭喜 - Beautiful baby shower, Empress. Congratulations.
我正和凯瑟琳解释办派对 I was explaining to Catherine earlier that when you have a party,
讲究的就是自发 随性 让爱意和酒水流淌 it should be an impromptu, spontaneous outpouring of love and alcohol.
但是我想对于一个古板的人不好理解 But I suppose that's hard to understand for an un-fun person,
对于那种早餐让人做功课的人 someone who forces people to do homework at a breakfast.
真有意思 That was fun.
我们进行过狄德罗早餐 很受欢迎 We had a Diderot breakfast. People loved it.
我相信是这样 I'm sure they did.
说真 就算现在重温都觉得无聊 I'm bored rehashing it, even for a second. Really.
我得走了 我得告诉人们 I must dash. I have to tell people
喷泉里流出来的是樱桃伏特加不是血 the stuff coming out of the fountain is cherry-flavored vodka and not blood.
我以为我们说的是七点钟在寝宫 -是这么说的 - I thought we said 7:00 in my apartments? - We did.
但是最后 我决定那是个不必要的形式 But in the end, I decided it might be a pointless gesture.
不好意思但是我的印象中 I am sorry, but I was under the impression
我们今天早晨有了进展 we made some headway this morning.
看样子你的臣民对你统治的契合没有你 Mm. It seems your people may not be adjusting to your reign
描述得那么好 as seamlessly as you've made out.
一派胡言 他们爱我 Nonsense. They love me.
结果我们你还是来参加你丈夫的排队了 And yet here we are, at your husband's party,
他们鱼贯而入啜饮他的伏特加 where they sip on his vodka and cram in like sardines.
你并没有什么说服力 You do not make a strong case.
那不是 各位 - That is not... - Everyone!
各位来宾 Everyone!
我想要祝个酒 I would like to make a toast!
对 我也要来 Yes! As would I!
所言极是 Indeed!
女皇估计又来给我们布置作业了 The Empress probably has some more reading to assign.
不对 That's not true!
我想要感谢你们来参加派对 I wanted to thank you all for coming to my party.
这个派对明显是我操持的 This party is very clearly mine.
我给你们提供了瓦罐鸭 I provided you all with duck rillette...
鸭肉由我提供由我们的大厨烹饪 Which I own and have paid our chefs to produce.
上帝为鉴 我仍旧是神授君主 In God's eyes, I am still the chosen.
上帝在乎他的子民 所以又做了选择 God cares for his people, so chose again.
让我们一醉方休 Let's get fucked up!
敬以后举办的更多派对 因为我是你们的女皇 Here's to many more parties like this, because I am your Empress,
你们爱戴而且认为她风趣幽默 whom you love and think is very fun.
但是不如我 因为我以风趣闻名 - Uh, but not as fun as me. Because I am known for being fun.
的确 因为你身无长物 Indeed, you are not known for much else.
好哇 好哇 - Huzzah! - Huzzah!
比你先 Ah. Beat you to it.
-我接受了你的建议 -结果呢 - I took your advice. - Hmm. And?
我卑躬屈膝 简直不和体统 I groveled. It was unseemly.
双方之间长年的勾心斗角不可能在一次谈话中就解决 SA year of betrayal on both sides cannot be healed in one conversation.
Hmm.
我们不能忘记 你们相识的境遇极其恶劣 And the two of you got off to the worst possible start, we must not forget that.
-此话怎讲 -回想一下 - How so? - Think back.
试着想想看你能不能摸到眉目 找到罪魁祸手 Try and see if you can put your finger on it... or in it.
Ah.
那是我的职责 It was my duty.
既不高雅也不舒服 但是职责所在 Inelegant and uncomfortable, but my duty.
那算不上是道歉 是不是 That's not quite the beginning of an apology, is it?
Aaaah!
出界了 塔提亚娜 - Ooh! - Oh! Out of bounds, Tatyana.
他是巡视的 He's on Cum Patrol!
等等 游戏就是朝农奴扔 Wait, the game is to throw turnips at serfs?
亲爱的凯瑟琳 你想让我们把芜菁放下 Sweet Catherine, would you like us to put the turnips down
免得伤了他们的感情吗 in case we hurt their feelings, too?
我正打算提议来玩点更有意思的 I was actually about to suggest something more fun.
扔辜负过你的人 Turnip someone who has wronged you in some way.
Oh!
-那样更有意思 -斯莫尔尼 - That is more fun. - Smolny!
女皇万岁 Huzzah for the Empress!
Indeed! Huzzah for me!
万岁 Huzzah!
你好 Hello.
我听说了关于这所女校的美言 I-I hear good things about the girls' school.
是吗 Really?
我觉得是 但是你没办法确定 I mean, I think so, but you can never be sure.
我们的想象会描绘出 Our minds create a picture of the world
先入为主的画面 based on what we perceive through our senses.
知识就是建造 伊曼纽尔·康德 - "Knowledge is a construction." Immanuel Kant.
你知道康德 我读不来康德 - You know Kant? I can't do Kant.
你可以 You can.
我觉得 这样说了我很康德（不可以） I think, therefore I Kant.
-笛卡尔 -嗯 - Descartes. - Mm.
不太对 But not quite.
倒酒 Decant?
那真好笑 That was giddying.
我们要继续吗 Shall we do more?
这些是给宝宝准备的吧 I believe those are for the baby.
反正他也不会知道 He'll never know.
你想来点吗 玛丽亚 Would you like some, Marial?
看来 你记得我的名字啊 So, you do remember my name.
当然 Of course.
那么 我们最后一次交谈是什么时候 And yet, when was the last time we spoke to one another?
你和乔治有争执的时候 You and George had that disagreement.
当时我被夹在了中间 I was forced to be a serf,
她选择让我们友谊的小船翻了 还嘲笑和羞辱我 and she chose to forget our friendship and instead taunted and humiliated me.
你是说那次吗？ You mean that disagreement?
她确实不会吝啬于羞辱别人 She did not shy away from humiliating others.
有时 那也是她最坏的品质 At times, her worst quality.
但有时 也是最好的 At times, her best.
即使在她和我还是朋友的时候 你也很少和我说话 Even when she and I were friends, you and I barely spoke.
她不希望我们有交流 She preferred if we did not.
为什么 Why?
-我的童贞给了你 -你别告诉我她嫉妒了 - I lost my virginity to you. - You can't tell me she was jealous.
你们的整个婚姻中 她都在和你最好的朋友滚床单 She fucked your best friend for the entirety of your marriage.
这不是一场被传统思想束缚的婚姻 It was not a marriage bound by logic.
我该走了 I have to go.
我能和你一起去吗 Can I come with you?
行 Yes.
保罗上的马卡龙 Macaroons on Paul!
Hi.
我们可不是这么做的 That is not how we're doing this.
抱歉扇了你一耳光 Sorry for slapping you.
没事 That's fine.
Um...
哦 你胡子上有虱子 Oh! You have lice in your beard.
我 我知道 I-I know.
守卫身上都有胡子虱 Beard lice has been going around the guards.
好吧 呢 Right, then.
就这样吧 你可以走了 This is done. You may go.
看看他 Look at him.
那该死的不可一世的小胡子 The fucking arrogance of that moustache.
令人兴奋 不是吗 Thrilling, isn't it?
这种场面也太他妈危险了 It's fucking dangerous, the way this is being handled.
和平地聊着天 还有这凤尾鱼盘 Peace chats and anchovy platters.
我了解他们 你也知道 I know their way, as do you.
我们需要给他们点颜色看看 We need to show strength.
他们只能理解这个 That's all they understand.
也许所有人都是这么想的 Maybe that's all anyone's tried.
也许尝试新方法 会有不同结果 Maybe a new way, a new result.
我能赢得这场战斗 I can win this war.
但是我们一开始就拿到一手烂牌可不行 But not if I am dealt a losing hand at the off.
她必须做点什么 She must do something...
或者在夜晚结束的时候 桑达克回家就会知道 or at the end of the night, Sunduk goes home knowing
她是有个万人迷丈夫的和平主义者 she is a pacifist with a popular husband.
他们会占领我们的领土 屠杀我们的人民 They'll take our territory and slaughter our people,
还以为会收到一盘美味的凤尾鱼 and he'll expect a nice anchovy platter in the mail for it.
看来 我和彼得大帝一起去一趟君士坦丁堡 You know, I was on that trip with Peter the Great to Constantinople.
我不记得你有被咬过 I don't remember you being bitten.
真的吗 Really?
奇了怪了 How strange.
说不定那时候你都在酩配大醉 You are often drunk, though.
你好呀 Hello.
我注意到你带着一个警卫走了 I noticed you left with a guard?
我们是不是该搞一个花名册了 We may need a roster system.
没有 胡子虱 No. Beard lice.
Oh.
我担心我今晚可能会白白放低了身段 I fear I may have cheapened myself tonight for no reason.
大家都喜欢你呀 The court love you.
桑达克就不 Sunduk does not.
作为女人的乐趣在于知道我们拥有 The joy of being a woman is knowing that we have
超越一个男人所能知道的看不见的 unseen and unacknowledged depths and strengths
和未被承认的胸怀和力量 beyond anything a man will ever know,
知道了这一点 只要我们想 and knowing that, when we feel like it,
我们可以在他的地盘上征服他 we can outplay a man on his own field.
没错 Indeed.
我们在聊去年去梅什金打猎的事 Oh! We were just chatting about our hunting trip to Myshkin last year.
有趣 Interesting.
我们应该找个时间去打猎 We should hunt sometime.
-你 打猎吗 -你没听错 - You hunting? - Indeed.
不幸的是 你该走了 Unfortunately, it's time for you to go now.
警卫 护送大帝回客房 Guards. Escort the Emperor to a spare room.
今晚很有趣 我也喜欢时不时迁就他一下 但我受够了 Tonight was fun, and I like to humor him from time to time, but I have had enough.
我就站在旁边 你们把我当空气是吧 Why have you started talking about me like I'm not here?
哦 什么情况 Oh! What the fuck?
嘿 放开我 Hey, let me go!
给我停下 嘿 Stop! Hey!
Hey!
狩猎 怎么说 Now... hunting.
明天吧 怎么样 Tomorrow, shall we?
行 就这么定了 Yes, I think we shall.
Mm.
我终于觉得我可以自由地做我想做的事了 I feel like I am finally free to do as I please.
我今天参加了四人行 我好几年没这样玩了 I was in a foursome today. Haven't done that in years.
看看你 Look at you.
每天都被安排得满满的 Every day has just been filled
做着我这么多年没做过的事 with all the things I haven't gotten to do for years.
所以 你一点也不想念她 So, you don't miss her at all?
你问的是什么问题 What a terrible question.
我很抱歉 我 I'm sorry. I'm su...
你当然有 I'm sure you do.
我不知道 I don't know.
我没有什么感觉 我也不想有任何感觉 I haven't felt much of anything. I don't want to feel anything.
我觉得我们不该做爱 I don't think we should fuck.
这应该是一种很好的平衡 - There'd be a nice symmetry to it. - Mm.
我们是彼此的初恋 We were each other's first.
嗯 只有当我们曾是彼此的最后一个选择时 才会有的平衡 Mm, there'd only be symmetry if we were each other's last.
我们可以每十年做爱一次 所以就今晚 然后十年后再来一次 - We could fuck every ten years. So tonight, and then again in a decade.
嗯 我想我需要和我做爱的人有感觉 Mm. I think I need the person I'm fucking to feel something.
木讷可不是很吸引人 Numbness is not very attractive.
理解 Understandable.
Mm.
对于木讷 A case for numbness.
假设我是个很多愁善感的人 Suppose I let myself feel something.
然后我对她思念成疾 And what I feel is that I miss her so much
然后我被痛苦压得喘不过气来 that I am pinned down underneath the boulder of that pain,
完全变得软弱无力 无法再站起来 completely flattened and powerless to rise again.
那对我有什么好处 What good would that do me?
或者假设我意识到我并不想念她 Or suppose that I realize that I don't miss her.
这也将是痛苦的我半辈子都花在谎言上了 That would be excruciating as well. Half my life spent on a lie.
所以 要么是木讷的 要么是可怕的 So, it's either numb, or terrible.
这感觉糟糕吗 Did that feel terrible?
并没有 It did not.
还是不糟糕 Still not terrible.
-但不木讷 -不 - But not numb? - No.
Hmm.
谢谢你能来陪我 Thank you for joining me.
我相信一个人越了解一个人 I believe the more one knows a person,
就越能认识到他们之间的共同利益 the more one realizes the common interests between them.
这也适用于治国 It applies to countries, as well.
我相信没有比杀生更好的治疗宿醉的方法了 And I believe there's no better cure for a hangover than killing things.
这同样也适用于治国 It applies to countries, as well.
我喜欢它们落下来的样子 很有诗意 I love the way they fall, it's very poetic.
你读过鲁米吗 Have you read Rumi?
没有 No.
但我相信你知道 所以你才问我 Which I'm sure you knew, which is why you asked.
不错嘛 Well done.
你看来很吃惊嘛 Ah. You seem surprised.
彼此彼此 As do you.
我可完全没有 Not at all.
我担心你会低估我 让你的苏丹难堪 I worry you will underestimate me and then look bad to your Sultan.
你要知道 我会为我的国家采取果断行动 You need to know, I will act decisively for my country.
我打赌维莱门托夫在森林里 I take it Velementov is in the forest.
哦 没有谋略的领袖算是什么 Oh. What is a leader without a strategy?
射的漂亮 维菜门托夫 Well shot, Velementov!
你是想给我留下深刻印象 You aim to impress me.
没错 I did.
它确实起作用了 你仔细想想 And it was working, so ponder that.
一件这么简单的事情就影响了你对我的看法 How simple a thing was that colored your opinion of me,
久经沙场的大使先生 mister sophisticated worldly ambassador.
确实有用 A valid point.
你认为我不值得投资 You think I will not last.
那是因为你从未见过像我这样的统治者 But that is because you have never seen a ruler like me before.
因为我就是未来 Because I am the future.
你也许是 Maybe you are.
Hmm.
但也许你就是个有妄想症的孩子 Maybe you're a delusional child.
那你愿意承担我不是承担的风险吗 But are you happy to take the risk I'm not?
我可以提个建议吗 May I make a suggestion?
在外交上 不要一开始就撒谎 It might help matters of diplomacy to not start things off by lying
谎称内阁高级顾问全是女性 about having an all-female cabinet of high-ranking advisors
就因为你觉得这会激怒我 simply because you think it will enrage me.
不管怎么说 这并没有激怒我 For what it's worth, it did not enrage me.
有趣 Interesting.
-我可以提个建议吗 -当然 - May I make a suggestion? - Of course.
留着你的胡子 Keep the moustache.
你也许会在以后的约会中被诱惑到剃掉它 You might be tempted at a later date to shave it.
你会想 啊 它会长回来的 没事 You'll think, "Ah, it'll grow back. There's no risk,"
但它永远不会恢复原样 就是这么不可思议 but it will never grow back the same, and it is marvelous.
如果目的是让得到所有的鸟 And if the point is to get all the birds...
不是所有的东西都需要用武力和侵略来夺取 ...not everything need be seized by force and aggression.
他们看起来很友好 手挽手地走回去了 They seemed friendly and walked back arm-in-arm.
好吧 Right. Mm.
她讨厌随便杀人 So, she hates random killing,
但如果我在之前很理性地思考了 but is it random if I think about it very methodically ahead of time,
这就变成一种政治谋略吗 and it's actually a political strategy?
我需要边境上有麻烦 也需要阻止桑杜克和她上床 As I need trouble on our border, and I need Sunduk to not try and fuck her,
因为我了解他 他有力该去 'cause I know that guy and he has a way.
比如催眠大法 这是他告诉我 Hypnosis is part of it, he told me.
Hmm.
好吧 Okay. Yeah.
阿卡迪 我需要你帮我做件事 Arkady, I need you to do something for me.
-没问题 -你犹豫了 - Of course. - You seem hesitant.
不 不 我 No, no. I, uh...
我答应塔吉亚娜今晚出去玩 但 我能做到 I promised Tatyana a night out, but I can do this.
那就带她一起 Well, take her with you.
我欠你一个道歉 女皇 I owe you an apology, Empress.
你欠我的多了 You owe me many.
当我回想起我们第一次见面的场景 我真希望事情没有发展成那样 When I recall our first meeting, I wish it had gone differently.
我也不想 Indeed.
当我回忆起它时 我第一次感到一阵寒冷 When I recall it, I am first struck by a cold sensation,
然后就有想捅你12刀的冲动 and then the urge to stab you 12 times.
我完全理解 I understand completely.
作为展新开始的诚意 我给你准备了这份礼物 And in the spirit of a fresh start, I have this gift for you.
老天爷 Jesus Christ!
-冒犯了你的手指 -我能看出来 - The offending finger. - I can see that.
这一举动 The gesture,
虽然激进 但却毫无意义 grand and aggressive as it might be, is pointless.
我们对俄罗斯的愿景完全不同 We have completely different visions for Russia.
然而我们又都想挽救它 And yet we both want to save it.
我仍然相信我们可以 一起 I still believe we can, together.
这将需要付出巨大的努力 而对我来说根本没必要 It would take immense effort, when I simply do not have to.
我找到了一个和我志同道合的人 I have found someone on the same page as me.
不了解教会的人 Someone who does not understand the church.
他只是一个边远地区的牧师 He is a backwoods priest.
他是个好人 但很单纯 He's a good man, but simple.
他了解的很 He understands well enough.
这是什么意思 What is that supposed to mean?
你已经读过狄德罗 You have read Diderot.
无论上帝是否存在 Whether God exists or does not,
他已跻身于最崇高和最无用的真理之列 he has come to rank among the most sublime and useless truths.
你说的话很危险 皇后 You say dangerous things, Empress.
教会对这些人来说很重要 The church means something to these people.
你不能忽视它 You cannot dismiss it.
短时间不会 虽然你是对的 Not quickly, you're right.
但随着时间的推移 我们可能会遇到更好的方法 But in time, we might be introduced to a better way.
-只不过你用两根罢了 -什么 - You used two. - I'm sorry?
手指 你用两根而已 Fingers. You used two.
哦 对 Oh, yes.
砍完一个后我有点头晕 I was a little light-headed after the first.
不过 我很庆幸目前我只砍了一个 Although, at this point, I'm glad I stopped at one.
确实 Indeed.
我也是 Me too.
啊 我想我有人选了 Ah! I had a thought.
谁会对你没有任何期望 Who won't expect anything from you,
不会在法庭上用它来对付你 还能保证让你不抓狂吗 won't use it against you in the court, and is guaranteed to get you off your nut?
我是说 几乎没有人符合这个标准 除了 I mean, there's almost no one who fills that criteria, except...
他可是有窍门的 He knows the trick.
帮我把这个扔掉 Throw this away for me.
好了 现在我们怎么办 Right, so what do we do now?
我们真的要砍掉他的头吗 Do we really have to cut his head off?
显然 Apparently.
你们出去 Get out.
啊 你怎么来了 Ah! I didn't expect to see you today.
不要说话 Don't talk.
该动动你的舌头了 Do the thing with the tongue.
Hmm.