MAX 原创剧集
来吧 Here we go! Let's go!
艾赛克斯‥ 宝贝 来吧 Essex, baby! Let's go!
来吧 宝贝‥ Let's go, baby. Come on!
大声一点 I can't hear you guys!
告诉你什么 他们还没准备好迎接我们... Tell you what? They ain't ready for us...
去吓吓他们‥ to scare them‥
- 对 - 我们走吧 宝贝 我们走吧 - Yeah! - Let's go, baby, let's go!
在身上涂鸦的男人真性感 There's just something about a man covered in paint.
你居然在车尾派对时看书 Dude, are you studying at a tailgate?
对 因为我经济学要被当了 Yeah, but only because I'm failing econ.
如果你别整天搞蕾登她哥 成绩就不会这么惨了 Well, maybe you'd be doing better if you didn't spend so much time railing Leighton's brother.
好 Okay.
贝拉‥你把啤酒洒到我课本上了 Bela... You just spilled beer all over my textbook.
天啊 对不起 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!
而且尼可的床不会吱吱叫 是砰砰作响 And Nico's bed doesn't squeak like that.
- 两位 - 蕾登‥ - It thuds, like, bam... - Hello, ladies.
- 嗨 蕾登 - 嗨 蕾登 - Hi, Leighton. - Hi, Leighton.
为什么一看到我就不说了 Wait, why'd you stop talking when I showed up?
是因为我的眼镜吗 Is it my glasses?
我知道很丑 但臭老妈忘了寄隐形眼镜来 I know they're ugly but my f**king mom forgot to send my contacts.
不丑 我们只是没想到你会来 No! It's just surprising that you came.
我对足球没什么兴趣 但是想来支持惠妮 Well, I'm not really jazzed to watch soccer but I did want to come and support Whitney.
你喜欢惠妮 You like Whitney?
对啊 她是我们的室友 Yes, I like Whitney. She's our roommate.
- 你喜欢我吗 - 大概吧 - Do you like me? - I guess.
别再拷问我喜欢哪些人 你们我都喜欢 Stop asking me if I like people. Everyone's fine.
总之我不能待太久 Anyway, I can't stay long.
等等要去策划我哥的惊喜生日派对 I have to plan a surprise party for my brother's birthday.
天哪 我不知道尼可快生日了 太酷了 Oh, my God. I didn't know Nico's birthday was coming up. That's so cool.
对啊 我每年都会策划他的生日派对 Yeah, I always plan his party.
而且今年我准备了很棒的惊喜 And I have some really good surprises in store this time.
如果我能把卡特兰社的编剧弄进独家派 对我会很加分 It'd be really great for me if I could get the Catullan writers in for an exclusive event.
是啊 派对上多了八个阿宅编剧 我哥一定会很高兴 Yeah, I'm sure my brother would love to have eight nerdy writers hanging around.
不能携伴参加 No plus ones.
但是我们会受邀吧 But we are invited.
- 当然 - 好耶‥ - Sure. - Yes!
等等 她们来了 Wait, they're pulling in!
- 天啊 是惠妮好姐妹 - 惠妮 - Oh, my God, it's Whitney! Hey, girl! - Whitney!
- 你们来了 - 当然 我们爱你啊 - You came? - Of course, we did. We love you!
不过调酒的材料没了 可以分一点运动饮料给我们吗 Also, we ran out of mixers. Can we have some of your team's Gatorade?
- 不行 - 不要紧 待会儿里面见 - No! - No worries! We'll see you inside!
现在是二比二平手 比赛进入延长赛 And the score is tied two-two as we enter overtime.
我说艾 你们说赛克斯 When I say Es, you say Sex!
- 艾 - 赛克斯 - Es! - Sex!
- 艾‥ - 赛克斯‥ - Es! - Sex!
你们有没有过明明有尿意 但是尿不出来的经验 Hey, do either of you ever get this thing where you feel like you have to pee but nothing comes out?
- 妈呀 你那是泌尿道感染 - 天啊 不好了 - Bitch, you have a UTI. - Oh, my God, no!
- 你是不是搞过之后忘了尿尿 - 事后要尿尿哦 - Did you forget to pee after sex? - Are you supposed to do that?
某人没看阴道使用手册哦 Someone didn't read their vagina's manual.
等等 你跟别人搞上了 是谁 Wait, are you having sex with someone? Who?
谁 我吗 金柏丽芬可会随意打炮 Me? Kimberly Finkle? Having casual sex?
别笑死人了 That's a laugh.
泌尿道感染的原因很多 可能是在图书馆坐到湿椅子 There are a lot of other ways to get a UTI. You probably sat on a wet library chair for too long.
八成是因为那样 Right, that's probably it.
总之坐在冰冰的看台上很舒服 Anyway, these cold bleachers are really helping numb the area.
提醒一下 我朋友玛雅这周要来玩 Just a reminder, my friend Maya is visiting this week
最好少说点生殖器感染的事 so if we could talk less about infected genitals
- 这我不能保证 - 场上有动静了 - No promises. - Something's happening!
快跑啊‥贱人 快跑 Run, bitch! Run!
冲啊‥ Go...
快点保护她‥ Get your girl...
惠妮 加油‥ Oh, go, Whitney! Go, Whitney! Go!
对 Yes!
别抓她的手惠妮 赏她一巴掌 Oh, don't take her hand, Whitney! Slap her in the f**king mouth!
12号黄牌警告 艾赛克斯队罚球 Yellow card number 12. Penalty kick for Essex.
不要有压力 但若你这球进了 我们就能晋级决赛 Hey, no pressure. But if you make this shot, we go to the NCAA tournament.
进球就是了 你没问题的 Make the damn shot. You got this!
- 好 - 开始吧 - Yeah. - All right, here we go.
- 准备好了吗 - 你能行 - Ready? - You got this!
加油 惠妮 Come on, Whitney!
你一定能进的 惠妮 You got this, Whitney!
太好了 Yeah!
21号惠妮却斯进了关键性的一球 Golden goal scored by number 21, Whitney Chase.
艾赛克斯赢了 Essex wins!
- 太好了 - 太好了 - Yeah! - Yeah!
大学女生的性生活
第一季 第 8 集
上午11点整 我做满一百小时的社区服务 It is 11.00am. That is 100 community service hours.
永别了 I am out of here.
我们知道你会很兴奋 所以金吉做了杯子蛋糕 We knew you'd be excited, so Ginger made you cupcakes!
不含任何过敏原 但是有满满的爱和巧克力豆 They're allergen free! But full of love. And carob chips.
- 谢谢 - 你想开完今天的会吗 - Thank you. - Do you want to stay for the rest of today's meeting?
完全不想 但是谢谢你 Oh, not at all, actually, but thank you.
- 好的 - 艾丽西亚金吉托娃 我会谨记你们教我的一切 - Okay. - Alicia, Ginger, Tova... I will cherish all of the lessons you have taught me.
至于其他人‥ 你们其中一个好像叫蕾贝嘉 And to the rest of you... I think one of you is named Rebecca.
- 两个都是哦 - 别忘了你的杯子蛋糕 - Oh, both of you. - Don't forget your cupcakes.
这样吧金吉 我拿一个 You know what, Ginger? I will take one.
我自由了 I'm free, bitches!
南亚女性的一小步是‥ One small step for a South Asian woman, on giant leap...
新编剧来了 New writer alert!
卡拉 你怎么来了 你也选上了 Carla? What are you doing here? Did you get tapped too?
对 我写评选作品时超用心 他们大概很喜欢吧 Yeah. I worked really flippin' hard on my submission. I guess they really flippin' liked it.
酷啊 Well, cool.
有你在真好 It's so fun that you're here.
女士优先 Ladies first.
私人空间仅限社员
妈呀 这里真棒 Holy crap, this is incredible.
看这就是我们的未来 Check it out! This is gonna be me and you one day.
闺密兼共同编辑 Best friends and co-editors.
- 我去坐 - 我也是 - I'm gonna take a seat. - Me too.
快点 要开始了 All right, come on, guys. Let's get started.
首先要恭喜新来的编剧 First off, congratulations to our new Catullan writers.
- 对‥ - 相信我们见证了新成员成功喜剧事业的起步 - All right, yeah. - I'm sure we are witnessing the star the start of some very successful comedy careers.
等你们生了小孩 变成自鸣得意的骗子 Until you have kids and turn into complacent hacks.
我们的惯例是 新成员第一天要交一篇作品 It's a tradition for new writers to submit a piece on their first day.
并遵循自2013年开始的 古老传统 And, in an age-old practice dating back to 2013
最优秀的一篇 会登在我们的社群账号上 the best piece will be featured on our Instagram.
截稿期限是午夜 Pieces are due at midnight.
我们共同执笔应该会很酷 Maybe it'd be cool if we wrote something together.
- 这应该违反规定吧 - 伊凡洁琳 - Oh, I'm sure that's not allowed. - Evangeline.
贝拉和我想一起写一篇 Bela and I want to co-write a piece.
- 可以吗 - 不行也没关系 - Is that cool? - We don't have to.
- 真的 这是... - 当然 Really, it's... - Sure.
贝拉和卡拉要共同执笔 各位可以分组创作 Bela and Carla will be writing one together. You can work in groups.
帅啊 太好了 老婆 你看过芭乐特吗 Shaweet. Very nice. My wife. Have you seen Borat?
- 废话 - 一定超棒的 - Obviously. - I'm sure it's so good.
你的第一次泌尿道感染 我还记得我的第一次 Your first UTI. I remember mine well.
我那时连谎带骗地混进以色列的寻根之旅‥ I had just conned my way into a birthright trip into Israel...
谢了莉拉 但我正在想办法忽视它 Thanks, Lila, but I'm trying to ignore it.
泌尿道感染是一种成人礼 你应该觉得骄傲才对 A UTI is a rite of passage. You gotta wear it like a crown.
一种痒得要命的骄傲 An uncomfortable, scratchy crown that you can't wait to take off.
我不知道要送尼可什么生日礼物 压力超大的 Hey, guys, I seriously have no idea what to get Nico for his birthday and I'm stressing.
很明显啊 送他一件性感的礼物 Well, I think it's pretty obvious. You gotta get him a sexy gift.
- 像是丝质四角裤 - 不对 色情一点的 - Oh, like silky boxers. - No, like, something erotic.
- 像是老二环 - 什么 - Like a cock ring. - A what?
别听她的 帮尼可挑一件不带亲密意味的好东西 She's wrong. Get Nico something nice, but slightly impersonal
免得他觉得你太刻意 送一本高档日记本 so he doesn't think you're trying too hard. Maybe a nice journal.
日记本 帅哥才不写日记 A journal? Hot guys don't journal.
他们只会让思绪自然消退 所以才帅啊 They just let their thoughts fade away. It's what makes them hot.
我只想送他有意义的小东西 他一定会喜欢的礼物 I just want to get him something small and meaningful but something I know he'll like.
但要配上一张淫秽的手写卡片 As long as you pair it with a nasty handwritten card.
像是生日快乐尼可 爱你的大老二哦 金柏丽上 Something like, "Happy Birthday, Nico, I love that thick dick. Regards, Kimberly."
不客气 我可是大文豪来的 Boom, you're welcome. Shakespeare.
你明晚也要去派对 Hey. So you going to this party tomorrow too?
- 对 你呢 - 不去我有事了 - Yeah, are you? - Nah, I already have plans.
我要先跟达瑞斯混一下 然后跟提早离开派对的你见面 Hanging out with Darius for a bit and then meeting up with you when you leave the party early?
- 意下如何 - 我应该有空 - Sound good? - I might be available for that.
那好 Cool.
你们要不要上班啊 So, you guys are gonna work or... something?
- 我要 - 我病了泌尿道感染 - I am. - I'm sick, I have a UTI.
- 那祝你好运 - 谢谢 - Well, good luck with that. - Thank you.
Poor baby girl. Drink up. 小可怜 喝干它
- 你找我 - 对进来 - Hey, you wanted to see me? - Yep, come on in.
我猜一下 昨晚的比赛之后 很多公司要找我代言 Let me guess. After the other night companies are reaching out about endorsing me?
但我要等爱迪达找我 I'll hold out for Adidas.
我得知道顿教练和一名球员有不正当的性关系 Well, it has come to my attention that Coach Dalton has been having an inappropriate sexual relationship with a player.
什么 太夸张了 也好恶心 What? That's crazy. And gross.
我非问不可 你知道这件事吗 Well, I have to ask. I mean, do you know anything about this, or...
我 不知道 连想都不敢想 Me? No. I can't even imagine it.
道顿好老 他还在用脸书 Dalton's so old he's still on Facebook.
好 若听说什么 一定要告诉我 Okay. Well, look. If you hear anything, let me know.
我们必须慎重处理这件事 Obviously, we have to take this very seriously.
当然我回去想一下 如果想到什么一定告诉你 Of course. I'll think on it, and let you know if anything comes to mind.
你找贝琪谈过了吧 I assume you already talked to Becky?
我不是在暗指什么 但我曾经看过他们分一根能量棒 Not implying anything but I did see them share a power bar once.
你不是第一个提到这件事的人 You are not the first person to mention that.
你帮了很大的忙 谢谢 All right, well, that's very helpful. Thank you.
- 你可以走了 - 好 - You can go. - Oh, right.
我是道顿 请留言我会回电 Hi, you've reached Dalton. Please leave a message, and I'll call you back.
可恶 Shit.
我想到该写什么了 Oh, my God. I just thought about what our piece should be.
写什么 Cool, what is it?
我们可以写电视上的角色高潮时会说的话 What if we write a piece about what TV characters say when they orgasm?
让大家想像摩登原始人高潮不太好吧 I don't think we want people to picture Fred Flintstone getting off.
对 是有点尴尬 我再想想别的 Right, it's cringey. I'll think of something else.
不急 有时最好的点子得花点时间构思 No rush. Sometimes the best ideas take a while to find.
你是卡特兰社唯一对我好的人 You know you're like the only person at The Catullan who's nice to me.
时间久了就好了 I'm sure that'll change with time.
- 艾瑞克还不错 - 艾瑞克 - Well, Eric's not that bad. - Eric?
我只有绊倒那次才看到他笑 The only time I've seen Eric smile was when I tripped on a cord.
他比莱恩好 Well, he's better than Ryan.
我想到了 Hey, I have an idea for a piece.
我们可以帮约翰艾赛克斯的雕像写约炮软体的个人简介 What about a Tinder profile for the John Essex statue.
莱恩让我看过他的老二 手段很不堪 Ryan showed me his dick. In a bad way.
真的 Are you serious?
他叫我去他办公室讨论写作格式 然后就掏出来了 He called me into his office to talk about piece formatting and then he took it out.
我每次来社里就会想到那件事 And it's all I can think about whenever I'm at The Catullan.
- 你会告诉别人吗 - 不知道 - Are you gonna tell anyone? - I don't know.
大家已经觉得我是个怪人了 Everybody already thinks I'm so weird.
他对你做过那种事吗 Has he ever done anything like that to you?
莱恩 没有 完全没有 Ryan? No. Not at all.
当我没说 Yeah.
你的点子很好 我们来写 Forget I said anything. Let's write your funny idea.
- 好吗 - 好 - Yeah? - Yeah.
这是我哥的21岁生日 This is for my brother's 21st birthday.
我要设一个可丽饼摊 甜咸都要 I will need a crepe station option that is both sweet and savory.
好 请你们经理打这支电话找我 Well, then I will await your manager's call at this number.
你在扮演贵妇派对规划师 我喜欢 Oh, are you serving me some rich mommy party planner? I'm very into that.
你的红发邻居是怎么回事 Hey, what is with your neighbor with the red hair?
我等你开门时她一直看我 She was staring at me while I was waiting at the door.
她是我闺密 Oh, she's my best friend.
开玩笑的 我才不跟邻居打交道 你当我疯了吗 I'm kidding. I don't talk to my neighbors. Do you think I'm insane?
在弗蒙特筹划派对不容易 Dude, planning a party in Vermont is challenging.
这里的人都没品味 No one has taste.
说到这个 我会受邀吗 Yeah, about that. Am I, like, invited to this, or...
我还以为你不想来 Oh, I figured you wouldn't want to go.
你不觉得我带你出席 会引起轩然大波吗 And don't you think you coming as my plus one would be like, this whole thing?
出现了 There it is.
- 什么 - 你不希望我去 - What? - You don't want me there
因为担心被别人发现 because you're worried people will figure you out.
那是我哥的生日派对 你只见过他一次 Hey, it is a birthday party for my brother who you have met, like, once.
可以不要小题大做吗 Can we please not make this into a bigger thing than it has to be?
不是派对的事 It's not about the party.
我只想知道你我的感情 出了这个房间还会存在 I just want to know that you and me can exist outside of this one room.
- 当然会 - 好 - We can. - Okay?
好 开始尴尬了 我还是走吧 Cool. Well, this got weird. I'm gonna go.
还是 Are...
我晚点传简讯给你 好吗 I'm gonna text you later. Okay?
好啊 Sure.
- 薇萝 我要疯了 - 换做是我 我也会 - Willow, I am freaking out. - Yeah, I would be too.
太夸张了你跟道顿谈过了吗 This shit is crazy. Have you talked to Dalton?
没有 他不接电话 也不回简讯 No. He's not answering any of my calls or texts.
用我的手机和刚买的抛弃式手机都没用 Both on my phone or on this burner I just bought.
你买了抛弃式手机 You bought a burner?
搞什么鬼惠妮 你当这是在演反恐危机吗 Whitney, what the f**k? You're going full-blown Homeland.
那不然呢 我不能让这件事曝光 What was I supposed to do? I can't have this come out.
黑人参议员的女儿和教练不伦恋 Black senator's daughter has inappropriate relationship with coach?
- 福斯新闻会报翻天的 - 你说得有理 如果报的话我一定会看 - That gets aired on Fox News. - Okay, you're not wrong. Like, I would watch that.
但你可以放心了 我跟伍兹教练谈过 But I think you can chill. I talked to Coach Woods
她觉得跟道顿有一腿的人是洁娜 and she thinks Dalton was sleeping with Jena.
洁娜 为什么 Jena? Why would she think that?
因为我说我觉得是洁娜 Because I told her I thought it was Jena.
她一次都没提到你 She didn't mention you once.
你知道为什么曝光吗 Did you find out where this is coming from?
显然是道顿的老婆打电话给伍兹 Apparently Dalton's wife called her
因为她在车上找到一盒保险套 when she found a box of condoms in his car.
道顿还用平板查询教练跟球员上床违不违法 And a Google search on his iPad that said "Is it illegal for a coach to sleep with a player?"
- 天啊 他脑子进水了吗 - 你搞他 可不是因为他脑子好 - God, he's such a f**king idiot! - Well, you weren't f**king him for his amazing brain.
你只要保持低调 等风头过去就好 But you just need to lay low and this will blow over.
没人怀疑你 There's nothing pointing to you.
谢谢你帮我做化学作业 Thank you so much for helping me with my chemistry homework.
我终于知道共价键是什么了 I understand covalent bonds now.
别紧张 她知道了 Relax, she already knows.
总教练发现道顿跟球员上床 The head coach found out Dalton was sleeping with someone on the team.
要命 他们知道是你吗 Oh, shit. Do they know it's you?
不知道 只有你们两个知情 我相信你们 No, you're the only two people who do and I trust you both
而且有杀人灭口的决心 slash, will murder you if you say anything.
我这些年目睹了不少白领罪行 Okay, but having witnessed some white-collar crime over the years
我劝你把手机恢复原厂设定 并删除硬碟档案 if I were you, I'd reset my phone to factory settings and wipe my hard drive.
- 没这个必要啦 - 我已经都搞定了 - She doesn't need to do that. - I already did both.
聪明 Smart girl.
你们有钱人天生就知道怎么掩盖罪行 是吧 So you rich people are just naturally good at covering shit up, aren't you?
- 对‥ - 是的 - Yes. - Yeah.
书念得怎么样 How's the studying going?
很好 很有收获 我喜欢 Good. Productive. I like it.
你是不是该‥休息了 Have you... earned a break?
这次换你在上面 因为我的手臂有点酸 I want you on top... 'cause my arms are kind of wrecked right now.
好 Okay.
但我可以先问你一件事吗 But can I ask you something first?
什么事 What's up?
你会弹吉他 假设有人送你一张 吉他网站的礼券 You play guitar. Hypothetically speaking would a gift card to like a guitar website
你会喜欢这个生日礼物吗 be a birthday gift you'd be excited about?
你不用送我礼物 You don't have to give me a gift.
开什么玩笑 送礼是我们芬可家的最爱 Are you kidding? Gift-giving is in the Finkle DNA.
你没看到家长周末时 我妈见人就送挂勾吗 Did you not see my mom slinging around purse hooks - at Parents Weekend?
你妈很可爱 但是说真的 你不用送我礼物 Your mom's cute but, seriously, you don't have to give me a gift.
好吧 来做吧 但是要速战速决 Okay. Let's do it, but let's be quick
我还有很多进度要赶 'cause I have a lot of work I have to catch up on.
手机助理帮我计时45秒 Hey, Siri, set me a timer for 45 seconds.
你刚回来 Are you just now getting home?
你昨晚外宿吧 你果然跟人搞上了 Wait, is this a walk of shame? So you are sleeping with someone.
整晚在图书馆跟书缠绵算外宿吗 I mean, is it a walk of shame if I stayed up all night in the library hooking up with my textbook? Like...
你真的很不一样 We are so different.
期待今晚的派对吗 Are you excited for the party tonight?
超期待 我还买了一套新行头 I'm so excited, I bought a new outfit for it.
还有让美美的鞋子比较舒服的鞋垫 And these footpad things that make fancy shoes more comfy.
我要去冲个澡 醒醒脑 Okay. I'm gonna grab my towel to shower to wake myself up.
我朋友玛雅也在浴室 最近来玩的那个女生 Okay. When you go in the bathroom my friend Maya is in there, the one who's visiting?
真好 我老家的朋友凯西也说要来找我玩 Oh, fun. My friend Kelsey from home wants to visit at some point.
她很迷动漫 She's like really into anime.
我很期待跟她聊动漫 I look forward to discussing that with her.
- 你有什么想法 - 基本上就是‥ - What was your idea? - So basically there's...
大家好 我有两件事要宣布 Okay, everyone, I have two announcements.
第一件事跟大家有关 杰夫 记得用拼字检查 The first is for everybody. Jeff, use spellcheck.
好 Okay.
第二 卡拉决定退社 Secondly, Carla has decided to quit.
- 什么 - 对 - What? - Yeah.
- 等等 为什么 - 天晓得 - Wait. Why would she quit? - Who knows?
她跟我说话都是含糊其词 Unlike every other conversation I've ever had with her she didn't go into detail.
总之各位期待已久的时刻到了 Anyway, now's the moment you've all been waiting for
我们要宣布哪位新编剧的作品要登在我们的社群账号 the announcement of which new writer's piece will be featured on our Instagram.
好几位入围艾美奖的编剧都在关注这个账号 Which is an account followed by multiple Emmy-nominated writers.
优胜者是‥ And the winner is...
约翰艾赛克斯雕像的个人简介 作者是贝拉摩赫查 the John Essex Statue's Tinder Profile written by Bela Malhotra.
谢谢 Thank you.
这其实是我跟卡拉一起写的 But I actually co-wrote that piece with Carla.
她在电邮里说大部分是你写的 好好享受偷来的荣誉吧 She said in her email it was mostly you so enjoy that sole credit.
没别的事了 做得好各位 恭喜 All right. We're done here. Good job, guys. Congrats.
贝拉天啊 我真以你为荣 Bela, oh, my gosh. So proud of you.
做得好 Hey, nice work.
天啊 你是玛雅吗 你好美 Holy hell. Are you Maya? You're gorgeous.
我是金柏丽蕾登的室友 I'm Kimberly. I'm one of Leighton's roommates.
很高兴认识你 金柏丽 Nice to meet you, Kimberly.
天啊 你闻起来像高档水疗中心 Seriously, you smell like a fancy spa.
抱歉一直赞美你 Sorry to double compliment.
我昨晚没怎么睡 脑子有点卡住了 I didn't sleep much last night and my brain isn't fully working yet.
看来你玩得很爽哦 真有你的 姐妹 Sounds like you had a fun night. Get it, girl.
是很爽 爽翻天了 我的胸部还被种了草莓 I did get it, and then some. I have a hickey on my boob.
我跟男友刚交往时 他也在那里种了草莓 My boyfriend gave me one of those when we first started dating.
- 这些男人是怎么了 - 就是啊 - What's with these guys? - Right?
我要去帮蕾登准备派对 你会去吧 Hey, I need to go help Leighton set up for this party but I'll see you there?
当然 Totally.
约翰艾赛克斯雕像 约炮软体的个人简介
贝拉 卡拉我有话跟你说
你准备胡天胡地玩一摊了吗 你都是这样说的吧 Hey. Are you ready to black out with your rack out or whatever it is you're always saying to us?
对 去玩吧 去玩他个昏天黑地 Yeah. Let's do it. Let's crunk out with our junk out!
好啊 Yeah!
我的内衣性感到爆表 而且穿起来好痛 I'm wearing underwear that's so sexy, it's insane. Also, it kind of hurts.
好多礼物 Those are a lot of gifts.
我去年生日时 朋友只送我速食店礼券 The only thing my friends got me for my last birthday was a Chipotle gift card.
妈呀 有人送他滑雪板哦 Holy shit. Did someone buy him a snowboard?
我送他酸糖 因为我知道他喜欢酸糖 I got I'm sour candy, because I know he likes sour candy.
好贴心 That's really sweet.
我要喝一杯 现在就要 I need a drink, stat.
好主意 我们来灌烈酒 Hell yes! Let's get shots.
我得先喝杯水 我要吃泌尿道感染的药 那颗药超巨大 Oh, I need to start with a glass of water. I have to take my UTI medicine and the pill is so huge.
- 他们来了 - 大家安静 他来了 好吗 - Hey, they just pulled up. - Everyone, quiet. He's here. Okay.
所有人闭嘴 保持安静 Everybody, shut up. Be quiet.
快 他来了 Come on. He's coming.
快到了吗 蒙眼布好臭 Are we almost there? This blindfold does not smell good.
- 惊喜‥ - 惊喜 - Surprise! - Surprise!
太棒了 This is amazing.
蕾登 你太酷了 Leighton, this is so cool of you.
生日快乐 老哥 - 哦 老兄 - Happy birthday, bro. - Oh, man.
我还有另一个惊喜 And I have one more surprise for you.
- 惊喜 宝贝 - 玛雅 你来了 - Surprise, babe. - Maya? You're here.
我为了你从巴塞罗拉飞回来 I flew in from Barcelona for you.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
金柏丽 嘿 Kimberly. Hey.
- 你们知道吗 - 天啊 当然不知道 - Did you guys know? - Oh, my God, no.
- 不然一定会告诉你 - 我也不知道 太惨了 - I would have told you. - Yeah, I didn't know either. I'm so sorry.
金柏丽 可以谈一下吗 Kimberly, can we talk for a minute?
兄弟 你太夸张了吧 Dude, I cannot believe you.
对了 我是贝拉 我们见过几次 I'm Bela, by the way. We've met a few times.
我很喜欢你的派对 希望以后还有机会来 I enjoy your parties and hope to keep coming to them.
但以个人角度来说 我觉得你很烂 But on a personal level, I think you suck.
对 你是个私校渣男 自以为可以为所欲为 Yeah. You're a prep school douchebag who thinks he can get away with anything he wants.
我可以跟金柏丽单独谈吗 Can I talk to Kimberly alone for a minute?
没事的 你们先进去 It's okay. You guys go back inside.
- 我们盯上你了 兄弟 - 垃圾男 - We're watching you, bro. - Sleazeball.
再次谢谢你的邀请 垃圾男 Thanks again for the invite. Sleazeball!
- 我可以解释 - 尼可 你太过分了 - I can explain. - Nico, this is so f**ked up.
- 别这样 - 别怎样 - Don't be like that. - Don't be like what?
因为我上大学第一个男人有秘密女友而心碎吗 Heartbroken that the first guy I met in college has a secret girlfriend?
玛雅一直在国外念书 应该是一月份才会回来 Look, Maya's been studying abroad. She wasn't even supposed to be back until January.
所以你本来是想跟我说 只是要再等几个月 好哦 Oh, so you were gonna tell me. You were just gonna wait several more months. Cool.
听着 事情失控了 Look, it got out of hand.
- 我不知道要说什么 - 我知道你去死 - I don't know what to say. - Well, I do. F**k you.
我为你浪费了两个月 I wasted two months on you.
成绩一落千丈 还得了泌尿道感染 My grades are in the f**king trash. And I have a UTI.
现在下面灼热得要命 我不玩了 And it's f**king burning down there right now, okay? I'm done.
可恶 我要哭了 And now I'm about to cry too. F**k!
金柏丽 拜托 Kimberly, please.
- 你确定要留下来 - 对 - Are you sure you wanna be here right now? - Definitely.
我要留下来败他的兴 I wanna stay here and ruin his night
让他以为我可能会跟他的正牌女友爆料 and make him think that I might say something to his actual girlfriend.
要命 Damn, girl.
再想想 我还是走好了 Okay. Actually, on second thought, I think I'm gonna go.
但是不想走得大张旗鼓 But I don't want to make this some big dramatic exit.
所以拜托你们两个留下来 So, please, the two of you stay.
搞什么鬼 What the f**k?
你觉得我上大学之后胸部变大了吗 Do you think my boobs have gotten bigger since beginning of college?
感觉好像变大了 They feel bigger.
小惠 可以跟你谈一下吗 私下谈 Hey, Whit, hey, can I talk to you for a second, in private?
- 可以帮我们拿点喝的吗 - 没问题 - Would you mind getting us drinks? - Gladly.
有麻烦了 Dude, there's trouble.
我们巴士的司机跟伍兹教练说 他看到道顿跟某个球员接吻 Apparently, our bus driver told Coach Woods they saw Dalton kissing a player.
- 好 - 是黑人球员 - Okay. - A black player.
队上只有我们两个黑人 And we're the only two black girls on the team.
- 要死了 - 你最好马上去跟教练谈 - F**k! - I think you need to talk to Coach like now.
坦白招供 希望下场不要太惨 Just come clean and hope for the best.
好 对 Okay. Yeah.
我去找教练 I gotta go do this.
约翰艾赛克斯雕像 约炮软体的个人简介
卡拉 恭喜你的作品被刊登 超好笑
我会想念跟你相处的日子 希望你玩得开心
等我一下 One sec.
你还好吗 Dude, you okay?
还好 为什么 Yeah. Why do you ask?
因为你像变态一样死盯着你的手机 Well, because you're staring at your phone like psycho.
蕾登 我好像搞砸了 但不知道怎么弥补 Leighton, I think I f**ked up and I don't know how to fix it.
两位小姐想喝烈酒吗 Can I interest you ladies in some shots?
给我滚 Dude, f**k off.
- 怎么了 - 记得给我看色情片的莱恩吗 - What happen? - You know that guy Ryan who showed me porn?
前几天我们独处时 他用那话儿磨蹭我的背 He kind of got me alone the other day and then pushed his dick up against my back.
- 天啊 - 我一笑置之就走了 - Oh, my God. - I left and brushed it off
但后来我发现 他对另一个女生也这样 but then I found out that he did it to this other girl too.
她告诉我时我骗了她 什么都没说 And when she told me about it I lied to her and stayed quiet
我觉得我好像逼迫她隐忍 and I think I silenced her.
没事的 好吗 It's okay. Okay?
- 你刚刚抱了我 - 我已经后悔了 - Did you just hug me? - I already regret doing that.
来 我们走吧 来 Come on. Let's go. Come on.
- 你是不是‥ - 她太太 - Hi. Are you... - Her wife?
对我是 Yes, I am.
歌楚 有人找你 Gert, you got a visitor.
教练 我保证已经结束了 Coach, I promise you, it is totally over.
我们几周前就分手了 能不能就当没这回事‥ We ended things weeks ago. So if there's any way we could just forget about this...
- 惠妮 - 教练 求求你 - Whitney... - Coach, please.
我妈妈是公众人物 如果事情闹大了 My mom is a public figure, and if this gets out
我跟别人不一样 我的事不会被人淡忘的 my stories don't go away the way other people's do.
却斯 我已经做完笔录了 Chase, I already gave my statement.
我说没办法告诉他们名字 而且这不关他们的事 I told them I couldn't give a name. It's none of their business.
你才18岁 You're 18.
不需要一辈子活在这件事的阴影下 You don't want this following you around for the rest of your life.
谢谢 Thank you.
真的很谢谢你 Thank you so much.
迦南 我们要走了 你来不来 Canaan, we're leaving. Are you coming with or not?
好 走吧 Yeah. Let's go.
你真的该少用点手机 You really gotta cut down on your screen time though
一天到晚盯着手机很不健康 'cause you're literally always on that thing which is kind of sick.
艾赛克斯女性中心
- 嘿 - 谢谢你来 - Hey. - Thank you for coming.
我当然会来 Yeah, of course.
你们好 我是艾丽西亚 Hey, guys. My name is Alicia.
我知道这很可怕 但你们在这里很安全 And I know that this is very scary but you're totally safe here.
不管你们说什么 我都是你们的盟友 好吗 No matter what you say, I'm your ally, okay?
我是你们的盟友 I'm your ally.
经济学231期中考题
小惠 Hey, Whit.
各位同学 请集合 All right, ladies. Gather up.
我是女子冰上曲棍球队的韩森教练 I'm Coach Hansen, the women's ice hockey coach.
我不能说细节 但伍兹教练和道顿教练被开除了 Now I can't go into details but Coach Woods and Coach Dalton have been dismissed.
- 什么 - 接下来的赛季由我带队 - What? - I'll be leading you through the rest of the tournament.
谁来解释一下 足球的越位是怎么回事 Now can someone explain to me how off-sides works in soccer?
- 开什么玩笑 - 谁要自告奋勇 - What a joke. - Anyone?
导 演 玛吉·凯莉