是谁吃了剩下的苹果酱 Okay, who ate my last applesauce?
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你自己啊 You did,
我看到你上次喝醉时 用手拿着吃掉了 I saw you eating it with your hands the last time you were drunk.
那就好 Oh, good to know.
各位 你们看过今天的报纸了吗 Hey, ladies, have you guys read the paper today?
学校的报纸吗 对 - Our school paper? - Yeah.
我从来没有看过 I have never looked at it once.
你们看 Look.
惠妮 你的足球教练因为跟球员搞婚外情被开除了 Whitney, apparently, your soccer coach had an affair with a player and was fired.
这是真的吗 Dude, are you serious?
是真的 我听说过 但不太清楚细节 Yeah, I've heard about it, but the details are pretty vague.
这也太劲爆了 This is juicy.
简直就是脱口秀的等级 This is, like, Red Table Talk-level juice.
等等 教练帅吗 女生美吗 Wait, is this coach hot? Is the girl hot?
他们是不是在淋浴间做爱被抓到 Did they get caught having steamy sex in the showers?
钜细靡遗告诉我们 We want every lurid detail.
那个女生‥ It's...
就是我 Me.
- 什么 - 真的吗 - What? - Seriously?
是真的 但我们分手一阵子了 Well, it was me, but we ended things a while ago.
但你们不能说出去 And you can't say anything to anyone.
要是被我妈知道 她会杀了我们 If my mom finds out, she will kill us all.
这么说可能一点都不夸张 I'm not even sure if I'm exaggerating.
- 当然 我们会守口如瓶 - 谢谢 Yeah, okay, of course. Whatever you need. - Thanks.
惠妮 你看看这个 我不想看 Whitney, you might want to read this. You know what? I don't.
报上说他在伊萨卡工作时 也跟那里的学生有过婚外情 No, it says he did this with another girl when he worked at Ithaca.
你说什么 What the f**k?
不重要了 Doesn't matter.
木已成舟 这改变不了什么 It's done, so doesn't change anything.
我要去洗澡 I'm gonna go take a shower.
惠妮 你跟其他女生出轨过
大学女生的性生活
第一季 第 9 集
所以你会去性平会 So you're going to the Title IX office?
对 艾丽西亚说我该去了解我有哪些选项 Yeah, Alicia said I should go learn about all my options.
可以对付老二形状奇怪的恶男 Figure out the best way to handle a gross dude with a weirdly shaped dick.
怎么个奇怪法 我只用背感觉到 Weirdly shaped how? I mean, I only felt it against my back
感觉就像汤罐头 但是更软 but it felt like a can of soup but squishier.
应该不必提到他老二的形状 You might not need to mention his dick shape.
我觉得细节越多越好 I think it's best to lay it all on the table.
各位 我们结束后再见了 Ladies, I will see you all on the other side.
祝你好运 贝拉 女生加油 Good luck, Bela. Yes, all women.
那你怎么样 So what about you, Miss Thing?
尼可的事之后你还好吗 How you doing since Nico's?
我还行 I'm hanging in there.
不会吧 你们还没谈过这件事吗 Oh, shit. Have y'all not talked about this?
- 我该离开吗 - 不必 - Should I go? - No.
不必离开 我们来谈吧 No... let's talk about it.
没错 来谈吧 Totally, let's do it. I'll start.
我先开始 我知道我不该瞒着你的 I know that I sort of kept it from you, and that wasn't cool.
未来我会更坦诚 In the future, I'll be more honest.
所以我要告诉你 In that spirit
我的泌尿道不是因为坐到湿的图书馆椅子而感染 my UTI was not from a wet library chair.
而是因为多次跟你哥上床 It was from repetitive sex with your brother.
真可怕 Okay, that's haunting.
发现每个人都有事情瞒着我 感觉确实很不好 And, yes, it kind of sucked to figure out that everybody was keeping this big secret behind my back.
- 我应该跟你说的 - 没错 你是该说 - I should've told you. - Yes. Yes, you should have,
我会告诉你别跟他上床 因为他有女朋友 because I would've told you not to sleep with him, 'cause I would've told you he has a girlfriend.
你说得有道理 Yeah, that's a good point.
蕾登 你哥虽然很帅 但他爸妈没有把他教好 Leighton, your brother looks good, but that boy wasn't raised right.
你说这个干吗 我又不是他 Why are you telling me? I'm not him.
但你至少搞上等级远超过你的人 But at least you got to hook up with a guy who's way out of your league.
听着 我不偏袒哪一方 我只是实话实说 Hey! Listen, I don't take sides. I just tell the truth.
他的老二感觉像汤罐头 His penis felt like a can of soup?
对 我会提只是想说 Yeah, I only mention it
可能需要像指认嫌犯那样 指认他的老二 in case I need to identify his penis, like, in a police lineup situation.
原来如此我会记下来的 Right. Well, I will note that.
现在该怎么办 So now what?
你会告诉莱恩吗 Do you tell Ryan
你什么时候通知我管教严格的印度父母 or when exactly do you tell my strict Indian parents?
我得警告他们 也可能得潜逃国外 I need to warn them and possibly flee the country.
还是你们提供受害证人保护计划 Or do you provide any sort of sexual witness protection program?
如果有的话 我也想了解 If that's an option, I'd like to hear about that.
你们不必过度紧张 There's no need to get ahead of yourselves here.
这只是第一次会谈 This is our first talk.
下一步是缴交书面陈述 The next step would be to submit a written statement
我和同事会据此决定是否介入 and based on that, my colleagues and I would decide if we need to intervene
保护更广大的学生族群 to protect the larger community.
否则 你们可以决定是否要继续调查 Otherwise, it's your choice if we move forward with an investigation.
目前我会建议你们尽可能避免和莱恩接触 At this time, my recommendation would be for you to do everything you can to avoid Ryan
也就是说 暂时离开卡特兰 which means taking a break from The Catullan.
不行 芮奇 你知道错过两三天 No. Ricky, do you know how far behind you can fall
对默契养成的影响会有多大吗 in camaraderie building if you miss two or three days?
我打算建议你们离开几周 I was actually gonna suggest a few weeks.
几周 A few weeks?
芮奇 看来你完全不懂喜剧 Okay, Ricky, it's official. You do not know how comedy works.
这我可以接受 And I'm fine with that.
所以我才经常迟到 And that's why I was late all the time
经常偷懒 自毁人生的各方各面 and slacking off and just, like, ruining every other aspect of my life.
完全不知道自己成了那个王八蛋的外遇对象 And little did I know, I was getting two-timed by that mother-effer.
- 好好发泄吧 - 对啊 - Go off, girl. - Yeah.
但可以请你到奶泡机前面发泄吗 And when you do, can you do it near the milk frother?
我叫你清理好几次了 Because I've asked you to clean it repeatedly.
我会的 很抱歉 I will. I'm sorry.
提起尼可我就怒不可遏 I just get so angry when I talk about Nico.
简直‥ I could just...
老天 我没看过你这样子 Damn, I've never seen you like this.
还满可爱的 It's kind of cute.
很像尼莫气他爸爸的样子 Like when Nemo gets mad at his dad.
- 他让我觉得自己像笨蛋 - 是啊 He just made me feel like such an idiot. Yeah,
不知道这么说有没有用 well, for what it's worth
我觉得贴心的男生比较适合你 I see you with more of a sweet boy.
像是叫尤金或葛伦的人 You know, someone named Eugene or Glenn.
喜欢玩桌游 Type of guy who likes to play board games
穿运动鞋配工作短裤 wears New Balances with cargo shorts.
- 你形容的是宅男 - 没错‥ - You're describing nerds. - Yes... I am.
我觉得你应该和宅男交往 很高兴你懂我的意思 I think you should date a nerd. I'm glad you picked up on that.
你在准备明天的经济学期中考吗 Oh, getting ready for tomorrow's econ midterm?
- 这是练习题吗 - 等一下 不要‥ - Is this the practice test? - Wait, please don't. I...
不会吧 Oh, shit.
这是明天的题目 This is the test.
你要作弊吗 Are you gonna use this?
对 因为我别无选择 I am but only 'cause I have to.
要不然我会跟不上 It's my only way to stay on track.
不这么做 我的人生规划会被打乱 Otherwise, my whole life plan is gonna be thrown off
就因为我有个科目被当掉 because I have a D on my transcript.
是啊 但是你会被逮的 Yeah, but, like, you're gonna get caught.
你不够聪明 没办法作弊 You're not smooth enough to cheat.
才没这回事 I most certainly am.
这是谎话 你没办法 No, lies. You're not.
期中考长达三小时 The test is, like, three hours long.
你连经济学的基本概念都没有 就算你有好了 Even if you had a basic understanding of econ which you don't
要背下所有答案也很困难 it's hard as hell to memorize all that.
所以我准备了小计划 Well, that's why I have a little plan.
什么小计划 A little plan?
你要怎么‥算了 What are you gonna... You know what?
别告诉我 请不要作弊 No, don't tell me. Just please don't cheat.
你没有作弊的资质 You are not equipped to pull that off.
- 我有 - 光是说说就让你全身冒汗了 - I am. - You're sweating just talking about it.
这不是汗 That's not sweat.
我也不知道是什么 I don't know what that is.
好吧 Okay.
什么事 What's up?
什么事 你在开玩笑吗 What's up? Are you serious?
你跟我室友上床 让我显得像白痴一样 You hooked up with my roommate and made me look like an idiot.
- 就是这件事 - 小声一点 玛雅在楼上 - That's what's up. - Okay. Can you keep your voice down? Maya's upstairs.
老天 你真恶心 Oh, my God, you are so gross.
我知道你很生气 Okay, I get it. You're mad.
但你要我怎么做 事先传讯息给你吗 But what did you want me to do text you and say
“小蕾 我可以跟你室友上床吗” "Hey, Leight, is it cool if I bone your roommate real quick?"
我以为不必告诉你不准跟我室友上床 Yeah, well I, didn't think I had to tell you not to f**k any of my roommates
现在我要正式下禁令 but now I will make it official.
请不要跟我的任何室友做爱 Do not have sex with any of my roommates.
她非常难过 She's really upset, by the way.
她不了解你这样的人 Okay, she's not used to guys like you.
你应该看看来拜访她的男生 他长得像一只山羊 You should've seen the boy who came to visit her. He looked like a goat.
那你要我怎样 What do you want me to do about it?
我也不知道 不要这么混帐 I don't know, try not being such a total D-bag
好好对金柏丽赔不是 and make things right with Kimberly.
- 我会的 - 今天就去 - Okay, I will. - Today.
- 好啦 - 当面跟她道歉 - Fine. - Like, in person.
- 好啦 - 很好 - Great. - Good.
尼可 你在楼下吗 Nico, are you downstairs?
对 我在处理事情 我立刻上去 Yeah, I'm just dealing with something. I'll be right up.
你是我亲戚中最恶心的男生之一 You are one of the grossest men I am related to.
比奇怪的马克叔叔更糟糕 Worse than weird Uncle Mark.
今天就去道歉 尼可 Apologize today, Nico.
今天是我们的机会 We get the opportunity to just show up.
展现我们受的所有训练 以前的所有经验 Everything that we've trained in everything that we've done before this
我们可以再次办到 we can do it, we can do it again.
我们适应能力很强 We can adapt on our feet.
我们实力很强 没问题的 We're a good team that knows what to do.
- 是啊 - 只是‥ - Yeah. - And it's just...
可以占用大家一点时间吗 Hey, can I talk to everyone for a sec?
我为发生的事负全部责任 I take full responsibility for what happened.
那是我人生中做过最愚蠢的事 I basically did the dumbest thing of my entire life.
我搞砸了 I messed up.
两个教练都被开除 Both of our coaches got fired
我们得在群龙无首的状况下比赛 and now we're in a tournament with no leader
这大概会让我们的一切努力白费 and it's probably gonna cost us everything we've worked so hard for.
我没办法挽回这一切可是‥ And I can't fix that, but...
希望你们能原谅我 I hope you can forgive me.
不是你的错 是我的错 没错 It's not your fault. No, it really is
除非有其他人跟他上床 我想也不无可能 unless someone else was also sleeping with him which I guess is possible.
很明显 错的人是道顿 Dalton is clearly the problem here.
他年纪比较大 还是你的教练 He's older, and he was your coach.
他做的事是错的 太恶心了 That's just f**king nasty and wrong.
- 是啊 - 老实说 - Yeah. - And let's be real.
那个人其实很蠢 That man was low-key very dumb.
没错 Yes.
而且他每次上完厕所 裤子上都有尿渍 And he always had a pee spot on his pants after he went to the bathroom.
是真的 It's so true.
- 可以开始练球了吗 - 好 - Now, can we go practice, please? - Yes.
好的 Yes.
卡特兰
管他的 F**k it.
我知道他大概五尺六寸高 I know, he's, like, 5'6".
这套西装是我借来的 然后我‥ So I'm borrowing this suit, and it's like...
就是这样 I'm like this.
结果我们两个都没拿到工作 And neither of us got the job.
你们两个都没拿到工作 Neither of you got the job?
费尽千辛万苦 结果我们两个都没拿到工作 Neither of us got the job, after all that.
他准备要撑破他的西装了‥ No, it gets... He's about to flex and bust out of the suit. He's like...
对啊 他就像绿巨人浩克‥ I mean, yeah, you're, like, Hulking out of the suit.
我不知道该怎么办 Yeah, I don't know what to do.
我不想让莱恩无事脱身 I can't let Ryan get away with all this
但我也不想靠性平会对付他 but I don't think I want to Title IX his ass either.
为什么 会有什么遭遇都是他活该 Why not? He deserves absolutely everything that's coming for him.
是 没错 但我不想要面对这些事情 Yeah, but what if I don't want to deal with this?
因为我也会被放大检视 I'll get examined and picked apart too.
她说得对 通知校方或许不太好 Yeah, she's right. Reporting it might not be a good idea.
- 谢谢你 - 你是说真的吗‥ - Thank you. - Really?
- 说真的 - 我也不喜欢这种状况 - Seriously? - Hey, I don't like it.
我只是觉得贝拉说得有道理 All right, I'm just saying, Bela has a point.
有时候 通报的女性会遇到不好的事 Sometimes bad shit happens to women who report stuff.
别听她说的 Don't listen to her.
这家伙用他的老二偷袭你 Okay, this guy sneak attacked you with his dick.
他必须付出代价 我赞成你找性平会对付他 He needs to pay. I say you Title IX his bitch ass.
等一下 也许你可以先去找卡特兰的学长姐 Hold on, maybe as a first step you could go to another upperclassman
请教他们的看法 at The Catullan and ask them what they think.
这些作法听起来压力都好大 Literally all those options sound so stressful.
我的压力球可以借你 Well, do you wanna squeeze my stress ball?
我最近常捏 已经扁掉了 I've been squeezing it a lot, so it's pretty flat.
现在时间不早了 Hey, it's late.
我知道 我室友最近遇到很多事情 Yeah, it's just, there's so much shit going down
我很想见你 with my roommates and I really wanted to see you.
贝拉还好吗 How's Bela holding up?
她今天早餐前吃了很多虫虫软糖 She ate a bunch of gummy worms before breakfast.
不晓得这是好是坏 Couldn't tell you if that's good or bad
我觉得她不会有事的 but I think she'll be okay.
袋子装什么 What's in the bag?
是补偿我被你踢出交友圈的礼物吗 Is it a gift to make up for freezing me out of your social life?
是这样 Basically.
没错 我买了你喜欢的超市蛋糕 我真搞不懂为什么 Yes, I got you one of those grocery store cakes you so weirdly love.
超市卖的比高级蛋糕好吃 Yeah, they taste better than fancy ones.
才没这回事 我应该能治好你的口味 That's just not true, but in time, we can fix you.
我请他们用糖霜写“对不起 我是个贱货” I... I asked them to write "Sorry, I was such a bitch," with icing
但这家超市的政策规定“不能写脏话” but, apparently, the Stop and Shop has a "no swear words" policy.
下次去减价超市吧 Try Price Chopper next time.
那里百无禁忌 Anything goes at that place.
我会记得的 I will.
明天要不要去外地玩 Should we just, like, get out of town tomorrow?
去我们可以做自己的地方 Go somewhere we can be ourselves?
过一夜如何 Maybe even overnight?
好啊 听起来不错 Yeah, sounds nice.
这样吧 我负责开车找住宿 How about this? I'll drive us and pick out the place.
你负责付油钱 伙食和住宿费 因为我很穷 And you pay for gas, meals, and lodging because I'm poor.
- 没问题 - 太好了 - Done. - Perfect.
我来看看这块超市蛋糕 Okay, now let me see this grocery cake.
就是这个 Oh, yeah, there it is.
这是小小兵吗 不对 是校车 Is that a Minion? Oh, no, wait, it's a school bus.
不对 是小小兵 没错 No, it's a Minion.
客场比赛加油 你没问题的 Good luck at your away game. You totally got this.
谢了 祝你期中考好运 Thanks. Hey, good luck on your midterm.
谢谢 我需要运气 Thanks, I'll need it.
我可以上厕所吗 May I use the restroom, please?
考试才刚开始 The test just started.
我的泌尿道感染现在发作得很严重 I have a UTI and it's really flaring up right now.
频尿是其中一个症状 而且很痛 One symptom is frequent urination and it's very painful.
够了‥下次说身体有状况就好了 Okay. Look, in the future, you can just say medical issue.
谢谢你们抽空跟我见面 Thank you both so much for meeting with me.
不管是什么事 尽快说完吧 Yeah, whatever this is, can we make it fast?
我要去电影社 看黑泽明电影马拉松 I got tickets to a Kurosawa marathon at the film society.
当然是这样的 Sure, so...
莱恩侵犯了我 Ryan kind of assaulted me.
天啊 你是说真的吗 Oh, my God, are you serious?
是真的 几周前他趁和我独处的时候 Yeah, a couple of weeks ago, he got me alone
播放色情片在我面前看 put a porn on, and watched it in front of me
虽然很奇怪 但我无视这件事 which was weird, and I ignored it.
但在最后交稿日那天‥他做了更糟糕的事情 But then, on the day of the final submissions, he...did something worse.
好的 等一下 我们应该独自听这些事吗 Okay. Wait, should we be hearing this, like, alone right now?
还是应该找人‥ Should... should someone be here with us or...
他做了什么 What did he do?
他用勃起的老二撞我的背 He shoved his hard dick against my back.
他勃起的老二 搞什么鬼 Okay, his hard dick? What the f**k?
艾瑞克冷静 Eric, chill.
这可是很严重的指控 我同意 No, I mean, that's a serious allegation. I agree,
所以你应该冷静下来 让贝拉把话说完 and that's why you should chill the f**k out and let Bela talk.
很遗憾发生这种事 你还好吗 I'm so sorry that this happened. Are you okay?
还好 我和性平会谈过 但我不确定要不要继续 Yeah, I talked to the Title IX office but I'm not sure if I want to do that.
你找过性平会了 Title IX? You're already going there?
- 艾瑞克 拜托你 - 不 我不想被牵扯进来 - Eric, please. - No, I don't want
老实说是不是 真有此事我都不清楚 to be involved in this, and quite frankly I'm not even sure there's a "this" to be involved in.
听起来是场误会 也许贝拉应该找莱恩谈谈 It sounds like a misunderstanding. Maybe Bela should just talk to Ryan about it.
他对卡拉也做同样的事 在她面前露鸟 He did it to Carla too. He showed her his dick.
- 什么 - 所以她才会退社 - What? - That's why she quit.
我认识莱恩很多年了 Look, I've known Ryan for years.
他才不会用勃起老二磨蹭别人 He's... he's not the kind of person who's going around shoving his hard dick against people.
很抱歉 但我不相信你 I'm sorry, I... I just... I don't believe this.
你知道我们应该相信女性吧 You know we're supposed to, like, believe women, right?
对 我通常都相信女性 Yeah, and I usually do believe them.
我一直都很相信她们 但是这件事不一样 I'm, like, constantly believing women, but this is different.
下次你可以先写电子邮件 And, you know, next time, maybe write us an email.
在投下震撼弹给我们一点警告 Give us a little warning before you come in here and drop a giant bomb on us.
天啊 Jesus.
你告诉我们是对的 Hey, you did the right thing.
好 Okay.
谢谢你 Thanks.
你得给一点线索 让我猜目的地是哪里 Okay, you have to give me one clue about where we're going.
我不知道该怎么打扮时会很焦虑 I get very stressed when I don't know what occasion to dress for.
真的吗 我觉得你的打扮穿去哪里都适合 Really? 'Cause I feel like this outfit could work for lots of different things.
是 没错 但去四季酒店就不适合 Well, sure, but not if we're going to, like, a Four Seasons.
艾丽西亚 如果我们住四季酒店 我必须换一套衣服 Alicia, if we are going to a Four Seasons I do need to change.
我保证我们住的不是四季酒店 I promise, we are not going to a Four Seasons.
我订了一间民宿 是当地的养蜂人开的 I got us a cute bed-and-breakfast run by a local beekeeper.
非常古色古香 而且可以选择睡在谷仓里 It's really quaint and they have an option to sleep in a barn.
天啊 听起来真有趣 Oh, my God, that sounds so cool.
有办法取消吗 What is their cancellation policy?
你已经在找饭店了吗 Are you looking up hotels already?
对啊 I am.
这还差不多 Okay, this is more like it.
虽然不是民宿 但有电视可以看 I mean, it's not a B&B but there's a TV so we can watch Bravo.
只要有床 我就满足了 I see a bed. That's all I care about.
你想带我去看的知名弗蒙特州景点怎么办 What about all those rural Vermont hot spots you wanted to show me?
我突然对那些地方失去兴趣了 I'm suddenly less interested in them.
你躺下 Get on your back.
- 我好爱你的身体 - 很好 - Oh, I f**king love your body. - Good.
继续下去 Keep doing that.
你已经叫了客房服务 Did you seriously already order room service?
不 是我叫他们多送毛巾上来 No, I asked them to send up extra towels.
放在外面就好 And leave them outside!
天啊 Oh, f**k.
麦蒂 我有空档 Maddie, I'm open.
没关系啦 我知道 - Hey, it's all right. - I know.
但我真的很想赢下这场 I just really wanted to win that one.
这是我们球队十年来最棒的球季 Look, this is the best season the team has had in, like, ten years
而且主要都归功于你 and it's mainly because of you.
还有我 And me.
但主要是你 But mainly you.
我们明年一定能赢得冠军 Next year, we'll go all the way.
好吧 Okay.
奇怪了 Wait, what?
怎么会这样 What the f**k?
你们好 Hello.
我觉得我能天天穿这件浴袍 I feel like this robe might be my new everyday look.
我觉得自己就像性感的毒品大亨 I feel like a hot drug lord.
我们要先去哪里 Okay, where should we go first?
旅游网站推荐了一堆可悲的郊区酒吧 Yelp is suggesting a lot of sad suburban bars
还有一家可以玩掷斧的酿酒厂 and an ax-throwing brewery.
好棒的组合 Smart combo.
艾丽西亚 你上传了那张照片 我的包包出现在背景里 Alicia, you posted that? My purse is in the background.
对 但是很模糊 Yes, in soft focus.
这张照片的重点是穿着裕袍美翻天的我 The focal point is obviously me looking amazing in the robe.
可以删掉吗 Hey, can... can you please take it down?
你是认真的 - Are you serious? - Yes.
对那是圣罗兰名牌包 It... it's my Saint Laurent.
别人会认出来 发现我们一起住饭店 People are gonna recognize it and... and know that we are in a hotel room together.
蕾登 这太荒谬了 包包根本看不清楚 Leighton, you're being ridiculous. You can barely see it.
没有人会特意放大 看是不是你的包包 No one's gonna zoom in and know it's your bag.
你的朋友中很多人有这种包包吗 Oh, because you hang out with so many people who have bags like that?
对 贝拉按了赞 我是说真的请你删除 Okay, Bela just liked it. I'm serious, take it down.
好啦 Fine.
我删就是了 I'll delete it.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我向上天发誓 Bro, I swear to God
史丹李在惊奇队长中客串过 Stan Lee has a cameo in Captain Marvel.
他怎么可能出现在2019年的电影 How's he going to be in a movie in 2019
他2018年就过世了 when he died in 2018?
是的 显然你不懂电影是怎么拍出来的 Okay, obviously, you don't understand how movies are made.
迦南 Canaan?
抱歉 你迷路了吗 Oh, excuse me, miss. Are you lost?
你又不住在凯瑟琳强森宿舍 You don't live at the KJ House.
只有会回讯息的人住这里 This is a dorm for people who answer text messages.
抱歉 我一直无视你的讯息 Hey...sorry, I've been dodging your texts.
我最近有一些私事 但现在处理完了 I was going through some personal stuff but I think it's over.
好 All right.
你生我的气吗 Are you mad at me?
我生你的气 没有 Am I mad at you? No,
你给了一个非常模糊的理由 解释为什么不回我的讯息 you just gave me a super vague cryptic explanation for why you ghosted me.
所以我们现在没事了 So I'd say we're all good now.
对啊惠妮 你不能想回来就回来 Yeah, Whitney, you can't just come crawling back
别以为他会一直等你 thinking he been sitting around waiting for you.
- 我们迦南是有选择的 - 没错 - Canaan got options. - That's right.
虽然那些选择不太好 但依然是选择 A lot of the options are real ugly, but they are options.
我很抱歉 我确实应该回你讯息 Okay, well, I am sorry and I could've texted.
没关系 It's good.
对了 我听说比赛的事了 By the way, I heard about your game.
你们输了 很遗憾 但老实说 我有点高兴足球季结束了 Sorry you lost, but honestly I'm kind of happy soccer's done.
现在我们有更多时间相处 Now you have more time to hang out with me.
你关注我的消息 You've been looking me up?
不是我在ESPN网站上看到的 No, I... I read it on ESPN.
但要拉到很下面 他们不会把女子运动摆在最上方 I did have to scroll down really far, though. They do not put women's sports up at the top.
是这样 没错 No, they don't.
来吧 Come on.
这里有什么好吃的晚餐 So what does this town have in the way of dinner?
连锁餐听的鸡柳条 I'm thinking chicken tenders from a chain restaurant?
我觉得我们应该分手 I think we need to end this.
什么 What?
我不能一直跟没出柜的人交往 I can't keep dating someone this closeted.
我不想一直这样偷偷摸摸 I can't keep sneaking around.
我觉得你会让我回到柜中 I feel like you're bringing me back in the closet with you.
这些事情我经历过了 我不能走回头路 I've already been through this. I can't go backward.
那我该怎么办 我还没做好准备 Okay, but what about me? I'm just... I'm not ready.
没错 你可能永远不会准备好 Exactly, and you might never feel ready.
到时我该怎么办 So where does that leave me?
相信我 我懂你的感受 Believe me, I get it.
在复活节对奶奶和外婆出柜很困难 但我办到了 It was really hard coming out to both my grandmas on Easter Sunday, but I did it.
现在我感觉好多了 And it made me feel so much better.
我只是不喜欢出柜这个概念 No, I just don't like the idea of coming out.
我不需要向全世界宣告自己跟哪种人上床 I don't feel the need to announce to the world
并让这件事定义我 what type of people that I sleep with and let that detail define me.
这件事不一定会定义你 完全就会 But it doesn't have to define you. It totally does.
上网搜寻同性恋的人 If you Google a gay person
搜寻引擎建议的第一个词就会是同性恋 the first word that auto-populates after their name is "gay."
同性恋会成为他们主要的人格特质 It becomes their new main characteristic
我不希望自己变那样 我喜欢现在的自己 and I don't need that, I like who I am.
我不想要在出柜后热衷于政治 I don't want to come out and become all political
让出柜影响我的举止言行 and have it affect how I act and speak
打扮和行为 and dress and what things I do.
你说的就是我 You're describing me.
你这么不想变得跟我一样吗 The thing you so desperately don't want to be is me.
听着 我很在乎你 Look, I really care about you.
我喜欢‥ I like...
但如果你没办法出柜 我就没办法跟你在一起 But if you can't be out with me I can't be with you.
那我们就分手吧 Then I guess we're done.
现在艾瑞克讨厌我了 我不该把事情告诉他们的 So now Eric officially hates me. I shouldn't have said anything.
我觉得说出来是好的 保持沉默只会带来后悔而已 I think it's good you did. Staying silent only leads to regret.
或许你还没准备好 And you might not be there yet
等你准备好 对那个变态报仇时告诉我 but let me know when you're ready to get revenge on that sick freak.
我随时愿意助你一臂之力 I will aid and abet you all day.
贝拉 Hey, Bela.
嗨 Hi.
两位 这是艾瑞克 《卡特兰》的编辑 Guys, this is Eric, the editor of The Catullan.
不准你来这里变态 Oh, nuh-uh. Not today, sicko.
快带着你的恶烂老二离开 不然就等着被我剪掉 You get your rape-y dick out of here before I cut it off.
对 你猜怎么着 这次轮到你被侵犯了 混帐 Yeah, guess what. It's your turn to get assaulted, shit bird.
不对 他是艾瑞克另一个编辑 No, guys, this is Eric, the other editor.
- 莱恩是长得帅的那个 - 你说什么 - Ryan's the handsome one. - Hey, what the f**k?
- 抱歉我今天很累 - 好吧 - Sorry, it's been a long day. - Yeah, whatever.
我们可以私下聊聊吗 Can we just talk for a sec, like, alone?
好 Sure.
可以给我一杯水吗 Can I get a glass of water or something?
不行 No.
我怕讲错话 所以写了讲稿 I wrote this down so I wouldn't get it wrong.
我今天稍早的反应烂透了 My initial reaction earlier today sucked.
身为编辑 我有时很笨拙讲话不经思考 As an editor, and as a sometimes very awkward and thoughtless person,
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我稍早的表现很糟糕 I handled myself poorly.
我相信你说的话 我会处理 I believe you, and I will do something about it.
谢谢你 艾瑞克 Thank you, Eric.
是啊 我要走了 Yeah, okay, well, I'm gonna get out of here.
这里闻起来像购物中心的蜡烛店 Smells like a candle store in a mall.
蕾登 Leighton.
怎么了 Hey, what's up?
没事‥ Nothing, just...
漫无目的地在外头散步 going on a brisk walk for no particular reason at all.
我也一样‥ Same...
你怎么带着行李 Why do you have luggage with you?
我‥ Oh, I had...
原本计划去旅行 最后决定不去 planned a trip but then decided not to go.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
很好 你呢 Yeah. Are you okay?
很好‥ Yeah...
对了 尼可今天找过你了吗 Hey... did Nico talk to you today?
没有 No... he did not.
真的吗 你完全没他的消息 Seriously? You haven't heard from him at all?
我知道了 Okay.
- 你要回去了吗 - 还没 我得先去一个地方 - Are you headed home? - No, I'm headed somewhere else first.
好 Okay.
你找我什么事 Hey, how's it going?
尼可经常背着你偷吃 Nico was cheating on you. A lot.
导 演 卡比尔·阿赫塔尔