你想怎么做 What do you want?
我想被火化 I wanna be cremated.
好的 没问题 You got it. No problem.
你确定 You sure?
因为马特想把我埋在爸妈旁边 Because Matt's gonna wanna bury me next to Mom and Dad
就在离这一英里远的贾米森家的老墓地 in the old Jamison plot about a mile from here.
-他会坚决反对的 -去他的 - He's gonna put up a fight. - Fuck Matt.
如果你想被火化 我就确保你一定被火化 If you wanna be cremated, I'll make sure you're cremated.
烧得灰都不剩 We'll burn you up good.
那你呢 What about you?
-我想被做成标本 -什么 - I wanna be stuffed. - Excuse me?
标本 制作标本 Stuffed. Like, you know, taxidermy.
你不用把我一直摆着 You don't have to display me prominently.
把我塞在卧室的角落就行 Just stick me in the corner of the bedroom or something.
-我去吧 -不 她会安静下来 - I'll get it. - No, she'll settle.
好吧 我给你做 Okay, I'll stuff you.
有一个条件 On one condition.
说 Shoot.
我要给你摆上胡子 I get to put a beard on you.
为什么 Why?
因为我才是要和那个怪物做爱的人 Because I'm the one that has to have sex with that abomination.
怎么打扮它我说了算 I'm gonna dress it up how I want.
你想让我蓄胡子 You want me to grow a beard.
是吗 Do I?
该死 到时候了 Shit! This is it.
醒醒 快他妈醒醒 Wake up. Wake the fuck up.
醒醒 醒醒 快醒醒 Wake up. Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!
该死 是时候了 就是今天 God damn it! Shit, this is it. It's today!
就是今天 快醒醒 It's today. Wake up!
-发生什么事了 -怎么了 - What's going on? - What happened?
事情就是你妻子 What happened is your wife
给我们下了药 把他劝服了 fucking drugged us, talked him out of it.
现在该死的洪水要来了 Now the goddamn flood's coming,
我们都会死 and we're all gonna fucking die.
他的马还在 His horse is here.
-他的马还在 -什么 - His horse is here. - What?
老天爷 Oh, Jesus Christ!
帮帮我 Help me!
快点 把他弄下来 Come on! Get him off that!
把他弄上来 Get him out!
快把他弄上来 Get him the fuck out!
让他下来 该死 Get him off, God damn it!
让他下来 Get him off!
住手 Stop!
-你在干什么 -你在干什么 - What are you doing? - What are you doing?
我在照你说的做 I'm doing what you asked me to do.
我以为我们一起行动呢 I thought we'd do it together.
我知道你想让我跟伊维说什么 还有吗 I know what you want me to say to Evie. Anything else?
没了 No.
我的孩子 My children.
你看过照片 你还记得他们的名字吗 You saw the photos. Do you remember their names?
利亚姆 艾比盖 大卫 萨曼莎 吉米 Liam, Abigail, David, Samantha, Jimmy.
谢谢 Thank you.
你想让我找到克里斯托弗·桑代 You want me to find Christopher Sunday,
把歌学会 这样你能阻止洪水 对吗 learn the song, so you can stop the flood, right?
对 Right.
那放手吧 Then let go.
凯文·哈维 Kevin Harvey.
不 不 拜托 求你了 No. No! Please, please, please, please.
别这样 Don't.
基洛酒店已安全 Kilo Hotel is secure.
重复 基洛酒店已安全 I repeat, Kilo Hotel is secure.
哈维先生 Mr. Harvey.
那是你的住所吗 Is that your place up there?
对 Yeah.
你要请我进去坐坐吗 Well, are you gonna invite me in?
你有其他能成像的表面吗 You got any other reflective surfaces?
电视屏幕 玻璃器皿 不锈钢容器 TV screens, glassware, stainless steel pots?
不 Uh, no.
这是什么 The fuck are these?
我的太阳镜 Uh, my sunglasses.
不许有任何成像表面 No reflective surfaces.
无论如何 不要看向它们 Do not look into them no matter what.
他们就是这样找到你的 That's how they found you.
对 知道了 Yeah. Right.
"他站在造物主号的船头 "He stood on the bow of The Merciful...
海水向着远方的地平线无限延展 the water endlessly stretching to the infinite horizon
他计算着他们之间遥远的距离 as he contemplated the impossible distance between them,
下定决心 在找到她前绝不放弃" but he would not stop until he found her."
你在写书 What, are you writing a book?
没什么不好意思的 There's no shame in it.
你闲暇时间的兴趣爱好是你的事 What you do in your time is your business.
很可惜 Unfortunately,
干你这行的没有退休那一天 folks in your line of work don't get to retire.
我是个刺客 I'm an assassin.
没错 哈维先生 Yes, sir, Mr. Harvey.
开始刺杀目标吧 好吗 So, let's get assassinating, shall we?
目标是谁 Who's the target?
总统 President.
-哪位总统 -美国总统 - The president? - Of the United States.
根据情报 在不到两小时内 And based on our intel, in, well, just under two hours
他会发动一场未经批准的核战争 he's gonna start an unsanctioned nuclear war.
你是唯一一个能在战前接近他的人类 And you are the only man alive who can get to him before he does.
哈维先生 你能完成这项任务吗 Mr. Harvey, you gonna have trouble putting him down?
能 No.
但我是有条件的 But I'm gonna need something in exchange.
好 什么条件 Okay. What?
我要找到一些人 I need to find some people.
五个孩子 Five kids.
利亚姆 艾比盖 Liam, Abigail,
萨曼莎 大卫和吉米·普莱福特 Samantha, David, and Jimmy Playford.
我还要联系上一个叫伊万杰琳·墨菲的女人 I also need to talk to a woman named Evangeline Murphy
和一个叫克里斯托弗·桑代的男人 and a man, Christopher Sunday.
克里斯托弗·桑代 Christopher Sunday?
澳洲总理 The Prime Minister of Australia?
是的 Yeah.
如果你想跟这样的高官联系 Man, you want that kind of high-level access,
你得亲自跟老大谈 you're gonna have to talk to the boss yourself.
给 把这个放进耳朵里 Here. Stick that in your ear.
你俩就能语音同步了 You'll hear him, he'll hear you.
他会全程跟你用这个联系 He'll talk you through this whole shit show.
撤离直升机两分钟后起飞 Now, the evac chopper is two minutes out.
快点穿好衣服吧 You're gonna wanna get yourself dressed.
测试 一 二 三 Testing, one, two, three.
能听到我说话吗 Are you receiving me?
-你是谁 -指挥中心 - Who is this? - Mission control.
我认识你吗 Do I know you?
*我坐在火车站台* *I'm sitting in the railway station*
*等着我的火车开来* *Got a ticket to my destination*
你让我唱歌 You made me sing.
我在桥上见过你 I met you on the bridge.
你还记得吗 哈维先生 And do you remember, Mr. Harvey,
那晚在桥上 我在你耳边 what I said to you that night on the bridge
低声说出的那些话 when I whispered in your ear?
你说我是这个世界上最有能力的人 You said I was the most powerful man in the world.
没错 你是 Goddamn right, you are.
去找块镜子碎片 看看你自己 Now, go pick up that piece of mirror and look at yourself.
我不是不能看有成像... I thought I wasn't supposed to look in reflective...
闭嘴 你想实现你此行的目的吗 Shut up. You wanna get what you came here for?
拿起镜子 看着你自己 Pick up that mirror and look at yourself.
你好 墨尔本
开始吧 Here we go!
你好墨尔本 谢谢大家的热烈欢迎
你...你好 墨尔本 G'day... g'day, Melbourne.
谢谢大家的热烈欢迎 Thank you for the warm welcome.
我来过南半球好多次了
This isn't my first time visiting the other side of the world.
每来一次 Every time I'm here,
都越来越舍不得离开 it gets harder and harder to leave.
我今天要跟大家讨论的是婚姻 I've come to talk to you today about marriage.
几千年来 我们人类 For millennia, we have believed marriage
都把婚姻作为人类文明的基石 as a cornerstone of our civilization.
然而我们党派却不这样认为 Our party, however, does not share this opinion.
我们认为 婚姻是人类认知范围内 We believe that marriage is the single most destructive idea
最具破坏性的观点 ever conceived of by humankind.
因此 在我就任的前一百天内 That's why in my first hundred days in office,
我通过了法令... I introduced legislation...
单方面取缔这个饱受谴责的机构
我是总统 I'm the president.
作为总统 朋友们 Um, and as... as president, my friends,
传统的力量是强大的 tradition is powerful.
在我们这项运动初期 In the early days of our movement,
有项强制政策是 所有成员都要吸烟 it was mandatory that all members smoke cigarettes
并且不能讲话 and refrain from speaking,
但我们后来意识到 这种传统是愚蠢的 but we realized those traditions were stupid.
现在 这是个普遍的担忧 Now, it's an understandable concern.
如果没有了婚姻 家庭会变成什么模样 If there is no marriage, what happens to the family?
孩子们又会如何 What happens to the children?
因此 我们决定进行一次全球的论文大赛 And so we decided to have a worldwide essay contest
让人们用自己的话来回答这些问题 to answer that question in their own words.
今天 现成有个人 We have one of the finalists from that contest here
已经入围了决赛 with us today.
他与他兄弟姐妹一同参赛 他的文章标题是 He is joined by his brothers and sisters for his essay titled
《我为何不再需要爸爸妈妈了》 "Why I Don't Need a Mommy and a Daddy Anymore."
有请澳洲自己的... Please welcome Australia's own...
利亚姆·普莱福特
Liam Playford.
指向第一排的孩子们
利亚姆... Liam...
你怎么没穿鞋 why aren't you wearing any shoes?
你的鞋呢 你怎么没穿鞋 Your shoes. You're not wearing any shoes.
鞋子呢 Where are they?
穿不穿有什么关系 Why does it matter?
有些人想... Well, somebody wants...
你的家人想知道 somebody in your family wants to know.
但你说家庭是不存在的 But you said there is no family.
*爱* *Love*
*爱让你我彼此相依* *Love will keep us together*
*把我放在你的心底* *Think of me, babe, whenever*
*女孩子说着甜言蜜语走近你* *Some sweet-talking girl comes along...*
*曼妙如歌* *Singing her song*
*不要乱搞* *Don't mess around...*
先生 这里发生了意外状况 Sir, we have a situation.
我们要将您转移 We need to move you now.
等等 我要... No, wait. I...
我要跟那个小女孩谈谈 I have to... I have to talk to that girl.
不 先生 我们来不及了 No, we haven't got time for that, sir.
我们要将您转移到安全地点 We need to get you to a secure location.
不跟那个女孩谈 我就哪也不去 I'm not going fucking anywhere until I talk to that girl.
好 我去叫她 Okay, I'll get her.
带他上车 Get him to the car.
这边请 先生 This way, please, sir.
总统先生 总参谋长的电话 Mr. President, Chief of Staff on the phone.
-喂 -总统先生 - Hello? - Mr. President,
乌克兰的分裂分子 it appears Ukrainian separatists
已经控制了核潜艇 have taken control of an armed nuclear submarine,
他们将在两小时内取得核弹发射权限 and they'll have launch capability within two hours.
他们将带您到一个堡垒中 You're being brought to a bunker,
要通过您专属的生物识别系统才能开门 which you will access with your unique biometrics once inside.
-什么 专属的生物识别系统 -是的 - Sorry, my unique biometrics? - Yes, sir.
只有您一人能打开门 The door can only be unlocked by you and you alone
除非您还有孪生兄弟 unless you have an identical twin brother,
然而这是不可能的 which would be ridiculous.
是的 那是不可能的 Yeah, that would be ridiculous.
先生 我能否获您准许将我们升至二级戒备状态 Sir, do I have your permission to move us to DEFCON 2?
我们目前是几级戒备状态 Um, what DEFCON are we at right now?
我们现在处于第三戒备状态 We're at DEFCON 3, sir.
第二戒备状态更糟吗 Uh, DEFCON 2 is worse?
没错 先生 更糟糕 Yes, sir, it's worse.
我们保持现状 Let's jut stay where we're at right now
直到获取了更多情报 until we have more, um, intel.
恕我直言 先生 With all due respect, sir,
我觉得国防部长 I don't think the Secretary of Defense
可能不希望这么做 is going to be happy about that.
让国防部长见鬼去吧 Yeah, well, fuck the Secretary of Defense.
总统先生 Mr. President,
你想见的那个女孩 the girl you asked for.
-她跟我一起走 -先生 她是市民 - She's coming with me. - Sir, she's a civilian.
不能坐总统轿车 She can't travel in the presidential limo.
她和我单独聊聊 She's coming with me alone.
这是命令 That's an order.
好像要下雨了 Looks like rain.
你知道我是谁吗 Do you know who I am?
知道 Yes.
你知道我不是美国总统吗 Do you know that I'm not the President of the United States?
当然知道 I sure do.
你父亲让我捎个信给你 I have a message for you from your father.
我父亲 My father?
约翰 John.
他希望我告诉你... He wants me to tell you...
他希望你知道... he wants you to know...
你是有人爱着的 that you're loved.
你有什么事想要我告诉他吗 Is there anything you want me to tell him?
你他妈认真的吗 Are you fucking serious?
我父亲被人杀害... My father was murdered--
我母亲 我兄弟... my mother, my brother--
他们所有人瞬间丧命 all of them gone in an instant
因为你发起的无人机空袭 because of a drone strike ordered by your administration.
不不 事情不是这样的 No. N-no, that's not what happened.
是你被杀了 You were killed.
什么 What?
我没死 I'm not dead.
我他妈就在这 混蛋 I'm right fucking here, asshole.
你说你知道我不是总统 You said you knew that I wasn't the president.
你的确不是 你不过是个傀儡 You're not! You're just a puppet.
你刚发表的演说 那是你想说的吗 That speech you just gave? Were those even your words?
因为听起来 Because it didn't sound like
你说的话你一句也不相信 you believed a single thing you were saying.
你不过是按他们说的去做 You just do what they tell you to do.
-这不是真的 -不 是真的 - That's not true. - Yeah, it is.
你想干嘛 What do you want?
你没事吧 Are you okay?
停 停车 Stop! Stop the car!
快停车 You need to stop the car!
好了 退后一点 All right, stand back.
让他透透气 Give him some air.
我刚跟伊维在一块 I was just with Evie.
你...你看到她了吗 You-- you saw her?
我把你的话告诉她了 I delivered your message.
你的孩子们也在那 Your children were there, too.
所有吗 All of them?
没错 所有 Yeah, all of them.
他们都还好吗 They were all okay?
他们不知道他们的鞋子去哪了 They didn't know what happened to their shoes.
你找到那首歌了吗 Did you get the song?
我在努力找 I was working on it.
你干嘛把我从池塘里拉上来 Why'd you pull me out of the pond?
这里没有池塘 There is no pond.
整个农场都被洪水淹没了 The whole fucking ranch is flooded.
带我去浴室 Take me to the bathroom.
等等 你不能再继续这样干了 Whoa, hold on. You can't keep doing this.
-不 他可以 -不 看看他 - Yes, he can. - No, look at him!
你得到想要的了就开始关心他了 You got what you wanted. Now you're worried about him?
外面洪水泛滥 Out there is the goddamn flood.
这就是为什么得这么干 That's why we're fucking doing this.
这不是他这么做的原因 It's not why he's doing this.
还有其他原因我要这么做吗 Why else would I be doing this?
我不知道 为什么呢 I don't know. Why would you?
-出去 -不 不 - Out! - No. No!
快点 凯文 Come on! Kevin!
-爸爸 住手 -别这么做 - Dad, stop. - Don't do this!
-凯文 -都他妈意见太多 - Kevin! - Everyone's got a fucking opinion.
-凯文 -爸爸 住手 我们走吧 - Kevin! - Dad, stop. Let's go.
你可以吗 You okay?
我很冷 I'm cold.
如果我可以代替你去做 If I could do this instead of you,
我一定愿意 I would.
我知道 I know.
但安全屋 But the secure location
只能通过我的生物识别进入 can only be accessed by my exact biometrics.
我应该能懂吗 Is-- is that supposed to make sense to me?
我不是很理解 It doesn't make sense to me.
我爱你 儿子 I love you, son.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
你得把我按下去 You're gonna have to hold me down.
你还好吗 先生 You all right, sir?
还好 我得跟澳洲总理谈谈 Yeah. I need to talk to the Australian prime minister.
-什么 -澳洲总理 - Sorry? - The Australian prime minister.
克里斯托弗·桑代 我想立刻跟他谈谈 Christopher Sunday. I need to talk to him right now.
好的先生 里面有个安全通讯室 Well, sir, there's a secure comms room inside the bunker.
我们得先验证你的身份 We just need to confirm your ID,
你就可以和其他人谈话了 and you can talk to whoever you want.
请再试试这个扫描仪 先生 Just wanna try the scanner again, please, sir.
好 Yeah.
身份已确认 Identity confirmed.
很好 Excellent.
接着是你的阴茎 先生 Now your penis, please, sir.
-我的什么 -你的阴茎 - My what? - Your penis.
把它放在另一个扫描仪上 先生 Place it on the other scanner, please, sir.
为什么 Why?
总统先生 随着整容手术的发展 Mr. President, due to advancements in plastic surgery,
任何人都可以复制其他人的面孔 anyone with enough resources can copy a person's face.
但你的...你的阴茎 先生 But your, uh-- your penis, sir,
他们没法知道长度 well, they're not gonna go to that length.
身份已确认 Identity confirmed.
确认了 Confirmed.
我们可以进去了吗 Can we go in now?
只剩三个验证问题了 先生 Just the three authentication questions, sir.
你童年时最喜欢的宠物的名字 What was the name of your favorite childhood pet?
我们没养宠物 我妈过敏 We didn't have one. My mom was allergic.
正确 Correct.
你最喜欢的电影 Your favorite movie?
《教父》 "Godfather."
第二部 Part two.
正确 Correct.
你国防部长的名字 Name of your Secretary of Defense?
先生 我需要知道名字 Sir, I need a name.
帕蒂·莱文 Patti Levin.
正确 Correct.
很高兴见到你 总统先生 Good to see you, Mr. President.
我希望情况不是现在这样 I wish the circumstances were different,
但现在状况很危急 先生 but it appears the shit has hit the fan, sir.
我们去战况室吧 Let's get to the situation room.
总统先生 由于某些我无法理解的原因 Mr. President, for reasons I cannot fathom,
我们仍处于三级戒备状态 we remain at DEFCON 3.
这是装有核武器发射器的箱子 This is the case containing the nuclear football,
可以让你远程操控发射核武器 which will give you remote launch capability.
那个里面是什么 What's in that one?
别考虑这个了 Never mind about that.
祈祷我们不用打开它吧 Just pray we don't have to open it.
先生 为了装备武器 Sir, in order to arm the device,
你需要下口头命令调整级别至一级戒备 you need to verbally take us down to DEFCON 1.
你了解情况的 对吧 You are aware of the situation, yes?
-当然了 -所以你该知道 先生 - Yeah, of course-- - So, you know, sir,
乌克兰独立派已经夺取了 that Ukrainian separatists have seized control
核潜艇的控制权 of a nuclear submarine.
一小时内就会准备就绪 They will be weapons hot in less than an hour.
我们的唯一选择就是先下手为强 Our only option is to strike first,
所以你必须把级别调整至一级戒备 which is why you need to take us down to DEFCON 1.
我得先打个电话 Uh, I have to make a phone call first.
打给谁 To who?
澳洲总理 The Prime Minister of Australia.
各位 能给我和总统一点空间吗 Gentlemen, can the president and I have the room, please?
好吧 你们请吧... Yes, if you can...
你他妈什么毛病啊 What the fuck is wrong with you?!
我们筹划了这么多年 All this time, years of planning,
马上就要发射了 we are minutes away from making this happen,
你却在一级戒备这件事上掉链子 and you are dicking around about DEFCON 1!
-我没有 -你没有什么 - I don't have-- - You don't have any what?
你没种吗 You don't have any balls?
又怎么了 What?!
很抱歉打扰了 总统先生 Sorry to interrupt, Mr. President,
但副总统来了 but the vice president is here
她想和你谈谈 and she's demanding to speak to you.
她 She?
去她的吧 Fuck her.
让她滚蛋 Tell her to go away.
她不了解这件事情 She doesn't know about this.
让她进来 Let her in.
好的 先生 Yes, sir, of course.
副总统女士 Madam Vice President.
你被耍了 先生 You're being played, sir.
-什么 -你被耍了 - Wha-- what? - You're being played.
我刚和克林姆林宫通过电话 I just got off the phone with the Kremlin
他们确认了没有什么核潜艇 who confirms that there is no submarine,
也没什么独立派 no separatists.
只是个烟雾弹 This is a smoke screen.
你得到的是假情报 You have been fed bogus intel.
不是我得到的 是我发出去的 I don't get fed, I feed.
你显然对这里的情况 And you clearly have no goddamn idea
一无所知 what's happening around here.
那你来告诉我啊 Then enlighten me.
我怎么说你都不明白的 I couldn't enlighten you with a fucking thousand-watt bulb.
-告诉她我们的计划 -我才不会告诉她 - Tell her about the plan. - I'm not telling her jack shit.
如果你想让我调成一级戒备 那就告诉她 If you want me to bring us down to DEFCON 1, tell her.
好吧 Fine.
我们要让地球上所有男人 女人 We are going to vaporize every man, woman,
小孩子全都消失 and child on the planet.
突离事件已经过去七年了 It's the seventh anniversary of the departure,
世界即将毁灭 and there is reasonable expectation out there
已经成为了很多人的合理期待 that the world's gonna end.
所以我们要向俄国人发射核武器 So, we're gonna fire our nukes at the Russians
他们会反击 就这样 and they're gonna retaliate, and then that's it.
我们都会葬身火海 We're all torched.
明天早上没有人会带着"什么都没有发生"的 No one wakes up tomorrow
失望心情醒来 disappointed that nothing fucking happened.
我们给予人们他们力所不能及的东西 We give the people what they're too chickenshit to do themselves,
他们选我们的目的就在于此 what they elected us for.
我们给他们想要的 We give them what they want.
他们想要去死 And they want to die.
那可不行 Well, that's not gonna work.
你不能违反费舍尔协议发射核弹 You can't launch without going through the Fisher Protocol.
你知道费舍尔协议 You know about the Fisher Protocol?
当然了 Of course I do.
证明一下 Prove it.
这是一种道德威慑 It's an ethical deterrent.
核武器的发射钥匙 The nuclear launch key was
通过手术嵌入了志愿者的心脏 surgically embedded into the heart of a volunteer.
总统如果想要按下发射键 In order for the president to be able to blow up
炸死无数人 millions of people with the push of a button,
他必须亲手杀了志愿者 he has to extract that key
来取出钥匙 by murdering the volunteer himself.
但我没看到这有志愿者 But since I don't see that volunteer here,
你还不能发射 you can't launch shit.
怎么了 What?
志愿者正从这栋大楼的东入口进来 The volunteer is coming through the east entrance of this facility
十五分钟后到 in 15 minutes.
他要怎么通过安全门啊 And how is he gonna make it through the security door?
他是我的孪生兄弟 He's my identical twin brother.
听起来你们两个 Well, it sounds like you two
真的考虑得很周详啊 have really thought this through.
我想我该去忙我的事了 I guess I should go handle my affairs.
我想你应该这么做 I guess you should.
总统先生 Mr. President.
好的 Yeah.
好了 先生 All righty, sir.
我们现在可以调至一级戒备状态了吗 May we go down to DEFCON 1 now?
我只想打个电话 I just need to make my call.
你调整完就可以打了 You can make your call after you take us to DEFCON 1.
只要对设备说就行了 Just say it into the device.
处于一级戒备 We're at DEFCON 1.
操 What the fuck!
什么情况 What the fuck?
你不能走 先生 You can't leave, sir.
你的命令把这里完全封锁了 Your order initiated a full lockdown.
我说过我必须打电话 I told you I had to make a fucking call!
你能看到入口吗 Do you have eyes on the entrance?
-嗯 能看到 -好 - Yeah, I see it. - Good.
搞定特工处探员然后进去 Take out the Secret Service agents and get in there.
根本没有什么探员 There are no Secret Service agents.
这是陷阱 他们想让我进去 It's a trap. They want me to go in.
他们想剖开我 They wanna cut me open.
你以为我不知道吗 Do you think I don't know that?
既然你知道 你为什么不告诉我 Well, if you knew that, why the fuck wouldn't you tell me?
因为我要保护线人 Because I'm covering my asset.
-什么线人 -我有内应 - What asset? - I have someone on the inside.
放下武器 进门吧 Leave your weapon, enter the door,
你进去之后他们会好好对待你的 and they'll take care of you once you're inside.
你是想让我不带枪就进去吗 You want me to go in there without a gun?
马基雅维利《君主论》原文 所有武装的先知都获得胜利 而非武装的先知都失败了
"因此结果就是 "Hence it comes about
赤手空拳的先知都获得胜利 that all unarmed prophets have been victorious,
而武装的先知却输得落花流水" and all armed prophets have been destroyed."
这句话来自马基雅维利 That's from Machiavelli.
相信我吧 哈维先生 Put your faith in me, Mr. Harvey.
确认身份 Identity confirmed.
站在那儿别动 Stop right there!
别动 蹲下 Stop! Down!
蹲楼梯上别动 Down on the stairs. Get down!
举起双手 Show us your hands!
-举起双手 -举了 - Show us your fucking hands! - Here!
-别动 -你是不是把我出卖了 - Don't move. - Did you fucking sell me out?
叫你别动 Don't you fucking move.
你还在不在 Hey, are you there?
我说让你别动 I said don't fucking move!
天啊 Jesus.
你长得可真像他 You look just fucking like him.
总统在战况室 The president is in the situation room.
门已经锁上了 密码是6969 It's in lockdown, but the code is 6969.
请你把国防部长解决掉 And please make sure you fucking kill the Secretary of Defense.
-通讯室在哪 -什么 - Where's the comms room? - What?
通讯室在哪 我要打一个电话 The comms room. I need to make a call.
你知道自己体内有什么吗 Do you know what's inside of you?
知道 Yes.
那你应该知道总统会毫不犹豫 Then you know that the president will not hesitate
把你剖开 然后把它取出来 to cut you open and pull it out.
我了解他 I mean, I know this man.
他冷酷无情 He is cold and he is merciless.
既然他想要毁灭世界 You think he gives a shit about you
你以为他会在乎你吗 if he's willing to end the world?
我以为这正是你们想要的 I thought that's what you people wanted.
他们都是骗人的 They're all liars.
他们说不相信爱情 They say they don't believe in love
而且感受不到痛苦 and they don't feel pain.
我能感受痛苦 I feel pain.
而且我陷入爱河了 And I'm in love.
我爱上了我所见过的最完美的男人 I'm in love with the most wonderful man I have ever known.
他是谁 And who's that?
他是上帝 His name is God.
告诉她 我也爱她 Tell her I love her, too.
通讯室在哪 Where's the comms room?
你去通讯室干嘛啊 What is it with you and the fucking comms room?
我还以为你是个杀手 I thought you were an assassin.
你还需要联系谁啊 I mean, who do you need to communicate with?
或许我也陷入爱河了吧 Well, maybe I'm in love, too.
算了吧 Please.
通讯室在哪里 Where is the comms room?
穿过走廊 右边就是 It's fucking up the hall, to the right!
怎么回事 刚才是什么声音 What's happening? What was that noise?
我不知道 你告诉我吧 你是上帝 I don't know. You tell me. You're God.
刚才只是搭讪的话而已 That was just a pick-up line.
你难道把她杀了 Did you fucking kill her?
哈维 Harvey!
总统先生 Mr. President.
你刮胡子了 You shaved.
我要和澳洲总理通话 I need to talk to the Prime Minister of Australia.
克里斯托弗·桑代 Christopher Sunday.
有什么问题吗 警官 Is there a problem, Officer?
没有 先生 No, sir.
总统先生 他一会儿在这边出现 He'll come out here, Mr. President.
你离开下 Give us the room.
先生 这是我的岗位 Sir, this is my post.
马上给我出去 Give us the fucking room.
你好 Hello.
你是克里斯托弗·桑代吗 Are you Christopher Sunday?
是的 Yes.
我叫凯文 My name is Kevin,
我知道这听起来很离谱 and I know this is gonna sound crazy...
其实你并不是澳洲总理 but you're not the Prime Minister of Australia.
我父亲 My father,
他为了一首歌来找过你 he came to you for a song.
一首能让雨停下来的歌 A song to stop the rain.
根本没有能让雨停下来的歌 There's no song to stop the rain.
什么 What?
我告诉过你父亲了 他不听 I told your father, but he didn't listen.
不 你得给我点什么 No-no-no. No. Look, you have to give me something.
我要带回去给他 I have to bring him something.
他需要这个 He-he needs this.
-会有一场洪水 -你相信吗 - There's a flood - Do you believe that?
相信什么 Believe what?
你相信你父亲 Do you believe your father
唱一首歌就能阻挡洪水了 can sing a song and stop the flood?
不信 No.
那你为什么还来找我 Then why are you here?
别动 Don't move.
总统先生 Mr. President,
能把眼镜还给我了吗 can I have my glasses back, please?
看来他被抓住了 Sounds like they got him.
我不想再这么做了 I don't wanna do this anymore.
做什么 总统先生 Do what, Mr. President?
不要再这样喊我 Stop fucking calling me that!
我根本不是什么总统 I'm not the president!
你也不是什么国防部长 You're not the fucking Secretary of Defense.
我是 我当然是 Yes, yes, I am.
是你任命我来当国防部长的 You named me Secretary of Defense.
大家问你 You were asked
想要谁来担任这个职位 who did you want in this position,
你提名我来当 and you named me.
我已经退休了 你把我召回来工作 You summoned me out of retirement
我回来了 and I came back
因为我欠你的 because I owed you.
你帮助过我 凯文 You helped me, Kevin.
现在我来帮你了 And now I'm here to help you.
怎么帮我 Help me how?
好吧 你想要什么呢 Well, what do you want?
我想回家 I wanna go home.
你想吗 Do you?
什么 What?
因为你之前这么说过 It's just that you've been known to say that before,
然而你离开家来到这了 and yet you keep leaving home and coming here.
我感觉你内心很矛盾 凯文 I'm sensing a lot of internal contradictions from you, Kevin.
看来你得自我调节一下 It sounds like something you need to work out with yourself.
我来把这个摘了吧 I'm gonna take these off
我知道你是自己 because I know you're here
想来这里的 of your own free will,
你肯定不想 and the last thing you wanna do
伤到自己 is hurt yourself.
*双子凯文* *The Kevins*
*毫无二致* *Identical Kevins all the way*
*差之毫厘* *One pair of matching bookends*
*天壤之别* *Different as night and day.*
好了 先生们 All right, gentlemen.
开始解决难题吧 好吗 Let's get to the hard part, shall we?
我 帕特丽夏·莱文 I, Patricia Levin,
作为国防部长 in my capacity as Secretary of Defense
启用费舍尔协议 hereby invoke the Fisher Protocol,
覆盖心脏威慑 overriding the Heart Deterrent
依据《美国宪法》第一章第二部分的 pursuant to the nuclear command authority
核指挥部规定 granted by Article Two, Section Two of the US Constitution.
总统将切开 The president shall make an incision
志愿者胸骨下侧两寸部位 也就是你 two inches below the sternum of the volunteer-- that's you--
由此来让总统 whereupon the president,
将手伸入字胸腔下部 gaining access from beneath the ribcage,
从左心房后部 shall manually extract the launch key
取出发射钥匙 from behind the left atrium.
作为他的酬劳 In recognition of his service,
如果国会存在 the volunteer shall receive
志愿者死后将收到 a posthumous Congressional Medal of Honor
国会荣誉勋章 applicable if Congress exists,
但并不存在 which it will not.
如果有上帝 愿上帝怜悯你 May God have mercy on your soul if there is a God,
但并没有上帝 which there is not.
我才不要杀他 I'm not fucking killing him.
很好 我也不会让你杀我 Good, because I'm not fucking letting him.
先生们 注意言辞 Gentlemen, language.
去你妈的 Fuck you!
你们怎么了 I'm not understanding the problem.
这主意太蠢了 The problem is that this is stupid!
这破事跟我无关 I don't care about any of this bullshit.
-狗屁不通 -是吗 - It doesn't make any sense! - It doesn't?
当然 我为什么要自愿被剖开胸膛 No! Why the fuck would I volunteer to be cut open?
不知道 为什么 I don't know. Why would you?
-我不要 -但你来了 - I wouldn't! - And yet here you are.
你很清楚你体内有什么 Knowing full well what is inside of you,
但你依旧来到这个房间 you kept moving forward towards this very room
来到有能力取出它的人面前 and the one person powerful enough to take it out.
你应该跟他说说你写的书 I think you should tell him about the book you wrote.
什么书 What book?
爱情小说 The romance novel.
那是他写的 是他 That's him. He-- he wrote it. That's him.
-什么 不是我 -是你 - What? No. N-no, I didn't. - Yeah, you did.
是那本在海边别墅的 It's the one that was in the typewriter
-打字机里的 -我知道 - in the fucking beach house. - I know.
-我当时在场 但不是我的 -两位 - I was there, but it's not fucking mine. - Boys, boys.
你俩写了同一本书 没问题吧 I think we can all agree you both wrote the same book.
我们没写 No, we didn't!
很抱歉到了这个地步 Well, I'm sorry it's come to this,
但我别无选择 but I have no choice.
我接到中情局的电话 I received a call from the CIA
总统在办公室的米勒德·菲尔莫尔的肖像后面 that the president was keeping a secret journal
藏了一本秘密日记 hidden behind the portrait of Millard Fillmore in the Oval.
很明显 现在这是国家安全问题 As this was clearly a national security issue,
我只能把它取来 I had no choice but to procure it.
你来帮我们念一下吧 I'd like you to read this for us.
拒绝 No.
你呢 What about you?
拒绝 No.
好吧 我自己念 Fine, I'll do it myself.
抱歉 把眼镜给我吧 Sorry, I just need my glasses.
妈的 For fuck's sake.
"无题爱情小说 "Untitled Romance Novel.
-第一章" -念最后一页就好 - Chapter One." - Just read the last page.
结尾比较好 Ending's better.
"港口都是陌生的身影 "The port was alive with strange faces.
他身上的钱财不多了 It was dawn by the time he found an old salt
傍晚时分 他终于找到一个 willing to part with a vessel
愿意出海的老水手 for what bullion he had left--
破烂不堪的船帆上 a cutter with a Bermuda rig called 'The Merciful,'
写着"造物主号" its sails ragged and ripped,
指南针也坏了 its compass cracked,
破旧的船身勉强能在海上航行 its rotten hull just barely able to cut the breakers.
但这对他逃跑来说已经足够了 But it would be enough to make his escape.
还不到一小时 船驶离了码头一英里 It wasn't for another hour when he was a mile from the docks
他就想起了她 that his thoughts turned back to her.
他想象她孤身一人 He imagined her alone.
此时她应该已经找了遍房子 发现空无一人 By now, she would've searched the house and found it empty.
她一直有所怀疑 She had suspected it all along,
她现在知道他是个懦夫 and now she knew he was a coward.
一个穿着制服 强装勇敢的懦夫 A coward dressed in the uniform of a brave man.
勇敢到穿越两个大洋 一个大洲去找她 Brave enough to cross two oceans and a continent to find her,
与无数敌人斗争 但到了最后 他很害怕 to fight countless enemies, and yet in the end, he was terrified.
他怕她 He was terrified of her--
害怕在她身边说谎 to lie beside her,
害怕哭泣时有她安慰 to be comforted by her as he wept,
害怕告诉她自己很渺小 to show her he was small,
怕她知道后摸着他的脸颊 for her to know that and touch his cheek
对他轻声低语 and whisper words softly into his ear.
这一切都是噩梦 All of that was a nightmare.
他只知道逃走 All he knew to do was run.
他深吸了一口气 He took a deep breath of the air,
尝了尝舌头上的海盐 tasting the salt on his tongue,
闭上了眼睛 and closed his eyes,
"造物主号"加速了 他任由海浪抚身 leaning into the spray as The Merciful picked up speed
船驶向了远方 and sailed for the horizon.
他独自走了 He was alone,
一切安好" and all was well."
把它取出来吧 Take this thing out of me.
为什么 Why?
这样我们就不能再回来这里了 So we can't ever come back here again.
我们对不起诺拉 We fucked up with Nora.
批准发射
我们去看看 Let's go watch.
我还以为你走了 I thought you were gone.
雨下得好大 我害怕了 It was raining so hard and I got scared.
所以就上来了 So I came up here.
嗯 Okay.
我还没准备好下去 I don't think I'm ready to come down.
怎么办 Now what?