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《我们的生活》前情提要 Previously on This Is Us...
我决定做胃旁路手术了 I've decided to have gastric bypass surgery.
我打算做了 做什么 Uh, I'm gonna do it. Do what?
翻译 桑葚 capitaljack 小拾柒 冬麟 小应子
手术 我只是不想让你也紧张 The surgery. I just don't want you to freak out, okay?
不用担心我紧不紧张 Don't worry about me freaking out.
翻译 小尼克 Alex 小萝莉 Q家小A 兔牙Bobby猫
凯特 我要担心这个 Uh, well, I do have to worry about it, Kate,
因为你得知道 我好像爱上你了 because the thing is, is that I'm kind of in love with you.
校对 红枫 桑葚
我娶定你了 凯特·皮尔森 I'd marry the hell out of you, Kate Pearson.
我还是会继续和斯隆交往 Yeah, I'm gonna continue to date Sloane
因为她温柔善良 还很风趣 because she's kind, and she's sweet, she's funny.
时间轴 格瑞特 ccisoda
而...而且你知道吗 有时候你必须做出 And-And, you know what? Sometimes you just got to
正确的选择 哪怕这不是你真正想要的 do the right thing, even if it's not what you want.
后期 宝宝
癌症的恶化比我想象来得快 This cancer is coming for me sooner than later.
我能感觉到 I can feel it.
总监 红枫Gabriel
吃药已经不管用了 The medication isn't working anymore.
你想停止化疗吗 威廉 Do you want to stop the chemo, Will?
生日快乐 凯特 凯文 兰德尔和老爸
生日快乐
凯特 凯文 兰德尔和老爸
惊喜来了 Surprise!
-太棒了 -厉害 - Perfect. - Yes!
干得漂亮 Good job.
现在就要这样了吗 Oh, is that what we're doing now?
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生日快乐 凯特 凯文 兰德尔和老爸
我们爱蛋糕 We love cake!
我们爱蛋糕 我们爱蛋糕 We love cake! We love cake!
一 二 三 One, two, three!
眼睛闭好 眼睛闭好 Eyes closed. Eyes closed.
笑一个 Smile.
来真的了 我把摄像机放下 That's it, putting this camera down.
他来了 他来了 他来了 He's in, he's in, he's in.
我要动真格的了 I'm going deep.
不 Oh, no.
-宝贝 我不同意 -拜托 - Baby, I can't do it. - ‭Oh, come on.
孩子们明天就十岁了 Kids are turning ten tomorrow, right?
玩具不适合他们了 他们需要一条狗 They don't need more toys, but a dog.
宝贝 Baby,
我们漂亮的孩子们需要养条漂亮的狗 our beautiful children need a beautiful dog.
好吧 Okay.
-给他们买条狗 -好 - Get them a dog. - Okay.
再给他们找个能遛狗的新妈妈 And then get them a new mommy who will walk it.
也有道理 不过... That's fair enough, but, um...
新妈妈需要你面试吗 do you, uh, do you want to interview these women,
还是交给我来做决定 or do you trust my judgment? ‭
你这么可爱 算你走运 Oh, you're lucky you're cute.
-是不是太可爱才走运 -不知道 是吗 - But am I cute enough to get lucky? - I don't know, are you?
各位 我们得开个会 Guys, we need to have a meeting.
怎么不敲门就进来了 What happened to knocking, huh?
什么时候开始由你们召集会议了 And since when do you call meetings?
据我所知 我们... Yeah, last I checked, we...
由我们召集会议 we call the meetings, Yeah.
你们参会 然后我们继续养你们 You attend the meetings, and then we continue to feed you.
这是说好的 That's-That's the deal.
怎么了 What's up?
今年我们要举办各自的生日派对 We want our own birthday parties this year.
-什么 -什么 - What? - ‭What?
可你们不是喜欢一起办生日派对吗 But you guys love sharing a birthday party.
你们一起吃三层蛋糕 You get the... the three layer cake,
挂生日大横幅 and the birthday banner,
-玩给毛驴安尾巴的游戏 -毛驴 - and pin-the-tail- on-the-donkey. ‭The... - donkey.
妈 我们快十岁了 不能玩毛驴和横幅了 Mom, we're gonna be ten, we're too old for donkeys and banners.
我想要一个麦当娜派对 I want a Madonna party.
我和索菲都爱麦当娜 Sophie and I love Madonna.
-真的吗 -等一下 索菲是谁 - You do? - ‭Hold on a second, who's Sophie?
-我最好的朋友 -那格蕾丝呢 - My best friend. - What happened to Grace?
-我们疏远了 -我想办《公主新娘》派对 - We drifted. - ‭I want a Princess Bride party.
-《公主新娘》 -你想要什么 - Princess Bride? - You want what?
凯文 说真的 你上次被那部电影吓坏了 Kevin, seriously, you were terrified by that movie.
那时我才九岁 That's when I was nine.
现在我要十岁了 我爱这电影 Now that I'm gonna be ten, I love it.
好吧 Okay.
兰德尔 Hey, Randall!
-进来 儿子 -怎么了 - Come in here, son. - What's going on?
又要给我们检查虱子吗 Are we all getting checked for lice again?
不 No.
宝贝 你也想办自己的生日派对吗 Baby, do you want your own birthday party, too?
凯文 Kevin!
别这样 ‭Stop.
也许我们可以请一些你的同学过来 Uh, maybe we could invite some of your friends from school.
不用了 他们定了规矩 如果你办派对 That's okay. They have a rule that if you have a party,
你得邀请全班同学 you have to invite the whole class.
好多小孩呢 It's too many kids.
-全班同学 -那我们就请全班来 - The whole class? - So we do the whole class.
-全班 -可以请个魔术师吗 - The whole class. - Can I have a magician?
可以吧 Uh... yeah.
-对吧 -好 那我同意 - Right? - Okay, I'm in.
好 那么... Okay, so...
会议结束 谢谢各位 Meeting's over. Thank you, everybody.
谢谢过来拜访 Thanks for stopping by!
我知道 要关门 I know, shut the door.
到底怎么回事 What just happened?
那我们确定一下你做胃旁路手术的日期吧 So, let's talk dates for your gastric bypass.
好啊 Yeah.
安排在二月第一周可以吗 Does the first week of February work for you?
可以 要不 Yeah, or...
还是算了吧 never at all.
我觉得做不做都可以 You know. Either one of those sound good to me.
凯特 Kate...
发生什么事了 what's going on?
-我订婚了 -恭喜 - I got engaged. - ‭Congrats.
谢谢 Thank you.
但我未婚夫... But my fiance...
抱歉 还不习惯说未婚夫这词 sorry, that's just crazy to say. Fiance.
我有未婚夫了 感觉太法式了 I have a fiance. I feel so French.
你未婚夫 Your fiance...
他刚刚做了心脏手术 He just had heart surgery.
那实在是太可怕了 And it was terrifying.
一想到我们当中有人要做手术... And the thought of either one of us having surgery, it...
等等 我是不是疯了居然想放弃 不知道 Wait, am I insane for wanting to bail? I don't know.
我只是觉得还没到做手术的时候 Oh. I-I just don't think it's the right time for surgery.
至少不是现在 At least not now.
但...该死 But... Damn.
本来我很期待在短时间内 I was excited to lose some serious weight,
狠狠减肥一次 and quick.
凯特 Kate...
你有没有考虑过 have you ever considered
尝试沉浸式减肥法 an immersive weight loss experience?
减肥训练营 A fat camp?
在纽约州北部 阿迪伦达克山区 There is a incredible facility upstate,
那有非常完善的设施 in the Adirondacks.
为期一个月 It's a month-long program.
让你排除所有杂念 No distractions,
消除所有诱惑 no temptations.
全身心投入其中 而且运动量很大 Total focus and a lot of hard work.
迟到了 迟到了 果汁 I'm late. I'm late. Juice?
-接住 -谢谢 - Bam. - ‭Thanks.
再简单来点酸奶怎么样 And how about some yogurt real quick?
来不及了 泰勒想一早就见到我 Can't, Tyler wants to see me first thing.
什么事啊 About what?
帅哥美女 早上吃什么啊 What's cookin', good lookins?
你知道的 Oh, you know.
-今天是星期三 -星期三啊 - Wednesday. - Ah, Wednesday,
周二至周四这块三明治里的肉馅 the meat in the Tuesday-Thursday sandwich,
真是好一个肉馅三明治 and what a sweet, sweet meat sandwich it is.
你还好吗 威廉 You okay, William?
好吗 我还好吗 Okay? Am I okay?
没错 这就是我们要讨论的问题 Mm, yeah, that's the question on the table.
用好来形容我的感觉是远远不够的 "Okay" does not do justice to how I feel.
这几个月来就今天感觉最好了 I feel better than I've felt in months.
就像刚刚做了爱 又好像被施了魔法 I feel like sex, I feel like magic,
又好像有音乐在流淌 差点忘了 I feel like music, which reminds me,
苔丝把iPad借我了 Tess lent me her iPad.
iPod 那是iPod iPod. That's an iPod.
你说Pod 我说Pad You say "Pod," I say "Pad."
我们就别再争了 Let's call the whole thing off.
你能教我怎么把音乐导进去吗 Can you show me how to put my music in this?
-我得走了 -谢谢儿子 我拿歌单去 - I've really got to run. - Thanks, son. I'll go get my list.
好吧 Okay.
化疗刺激反应 Chemo boost.
我爸停止治疗后也有这种状况 Happened to my dad when he stopped his treatment.
他的精力不再受压制了 His energy's not being zapped anymore.
很好 也许吧 Well, good, I guess.
你能帮他搞定他的音乐吗 Hey, can you help him with his music?
-我得赶快走了 -没问题 - I got to run. - ‭Sure.
但要不要来点酸奶 But how about having a little yogurt...
没时间吃了 宝贝 没时间了 爱你 No time for yogurt, baby. No time for yogurt. Love you.
我可有时间好好享受酸奶 I got a hot minute for some yogurt.
你好啊 Hey, you.
周末玩得还好吗 Have a good weekend?
-太好了 我还好 看了部电影 -不 - Good to hear. Mine was all right. I, um, saw a movie... - No.
-和... -不 - with, uh... ‭- No.
-什么意思 -不要闲谈 - What's "No"? - ‭No small talk.
不要假装我们之间一切都好 No pretending like things are good with us.
你说过和我约会是正确的选择 You said that dating me was the right thing to do.
那基本上就是说 You basically called me
我的存在对你而言 就像坐出租要系安全带 the girl equivalent of wearing a seat belt in a cab.
好吧 我明白... Okay, listen, I understand....
算了 不用说了 我们只是同事而已 No, okay, we work together. That's it.
我们来这 彩排 然后各走各的路 Let's come in, rehearse the play, get out.
好吧 Okay.
-很好 -很好 - Great. - ‭Great.
我还是觉得你应该会喜欢 Still really, you know, feel like you would've loved
我推荐的电影 my movie recommendation, so...
不听是你的损失 Your loss.
你记得 Did you remember
在你所有的内衣上写名字了吗 to write your name in all of your underwear?
不是那种训练营啦 It's not that kind of camp.
-好吧 -好吧 - Oh, okay. - ‭Okay?
你确定你能接受我的这个决定吗 Are you sure that you're okay with me doing this?
我知道对我们来说这不是最好的时机 I know this isn't the best timing for us.
我当然没有问题了 Of course I am okay with it.
凯特 我们的余生都会一起度过的 Kate, we have the rest of our lives to spend together.
或至少是我的余生 我40岁就犯心脏病了 Or at least the rest of mine, I had a heart attack at 40,
-所以很明显我会先走 -托比 - so I'm going first, obvi. - ‭Toby.
听着 这次的机会非常难得 Look, this is an incredible opportunity,
我希望你是为了自己才去的 and I want you to do it for yourself.
而且辛格医生不希望我 And Dr. Singh doesn't want me
再多花至少两个星期颠簸 travelling for at least another two weeks.
所以我会留下多熟悉熟悉"大苹果"[纽约城] So I will just get to know the Big Apple a little bit.
你在城里有认识的人吗 Do you know anyone in the city?
一个没有 Not a soul.
但没关系 But I will be fine.
如果麦考利·卡尔金能做到 我也能做到 If Macaulay Culkin can do it, so can I.
美国影视男演员 乐队歌手
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
这感觉一定很棒 This is gonna be so awesome.
-是啊 -我敢说一定会非常辛苦 - Yeah. - I bet it's gonna be so hardcore.
我会吐得非常厉害 I'm gonna puke so much.
但是我不会像那些人一样抱怨 But I'm not gonna be one of those people who complains.
我只是会... ‭I'm just gonna...
-呕吐 -是的 这才是正确的态度 - puke. - Yeah, that's the-that's the right attitude.
对 而且我还会有一个苗条的小贱人当教练 Yeah, and I'm gonna have a skinny bitch trainer,
她会对我破口大骂 骂得我哭出一泳池眼泪 who's gonna scream at me until I cry a pool full of tears.
然后我还会在那个泳池里游上一百圈 And then I'm gonna swim a hundred laps in that pool.
是啊 Yeah!
有点恶心 但是没错 That's disgusting, but yeah.
谢谢你这么支持我 Thank you for being so supportive.
这是未婚夫应做的事 That's what fiance's do.
谢谢你 未婚夫 Well, thank you, fiance.
不客气 未婚妻 Oh, you're welcome, fiancee.
-我们别这样了 -好的 差不多了 - Let's stop doing that. - Okay, yeah, it was enough.
-没错 有点恶心 -是的 - Yeah, that was disgusting. - ‭Yeah.
抱歉我来晚了 Hey, sorry I'm late.
刚才家里有点小事 Family's a little nuts right now.
你想见我 You wanted to see me?
是的 进来 进来 Yeah, yeah, come in, come in.
兰德尔 你认识桑杰·贾希里吗 Randall, do you know Sanjay Jahiri?
略有耳闻 Only by reputation.
兰德尔·皮尔森 Randall Pearson.
抱歉 我从布鲁克林骑自行车过来 Um, sorry, I biked in from Brooklyn.
手上汗津津的 我很抱歉 Apologies if I'm a little sweaty.
完全没问题 That's all good in the hood.
莎拉有没有告诉你 So, did Sarah tell you
关于我们潜在的新风力公司客户的事 about our potential new wind farm client?
还在前期建设中 在亚伯达 是的 In pre-construction, in Alberta, yeah.
是卡尔加里 Calgary.
卡尔加里是亚伯达的一个省 Which is a city in the province of Alberta.
抱歉 只是说具体点 Sorry. Was just specifying.
非常感谢 桑杰 我很了解情况 Appreciate that, Sanjay, I know the specifics.
桑杰会入伙 帮助我们拿下那个项目 Sanjay's gonna come aboard help us land them.
真的吗 Really?
我本来以为是我 I-I was hoping to throw my
来参与这个客户的项目 hat in the ring for that account.
考虑到桑杰有可再生能源的工作背景... Oh, well, given Sanjay's background in, uh, renewable energy...
我对可再生能源也有兴趣 I've got interest in renewable, too.
至少我应得一次尝试的机会 Uh, I at least deserve a shot at this.
先生 Sir.
也有道理 Fair enough.
不如你们各自做一份衍生品报告 Why don't you both work on a derivative.
周末前给我结果 Get it to me by the end of the week.
周末前 End of the week?
我差不多明天早上就能给你结果 I can probably have something to you by tomorrow morning.
桑杰 你怎么看 Sanjay, sound good?
我没问题 No problem here.
谁做得好就由谁负责 May the best derivative win.
天呐 我们好像演了一出糟糕的真人秀 God, what we do would be a terrible reality show.
转 转 转 Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin.
转过去 转过来... And turn, and turn...
好极了 Perfect.
非常感谢 明天见 Thank you so much, see you tomorrow.
再见 Buh-bye..
-魔术师定好了 -不错 - Magician's confirmed. - ‭Nice.
麦当娜的手套进展怎么样了 How are the Madonna gloves coming along?
很好 很好 Eh... good... good.
你在哪找到的 ‭Where did you find this?
从地下室里翻出来的 Pulled it up from the basement.
兰德尔小时候多可爱 God, wasn't Randall so cute?
他现在还是很可爱 He's still cute.
他现在很好 但是五岁的时候更可爱 Yeah, he's fine. He was cuter when he was five.
快到了 快到了 Closed, closed.
快了 快了 快了 Closed, closed, closed.
我不敢相信今年不玩 I can't believe we're not gonna play
贴驴尾巴的游戏了 pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey this year.
而且我们可能永远都不玩了 And we're probably never gonna play it again, huh?
-杰克 -怎么了 - Hey, Jack? - ‭Yeah.
我也觉得此时此景很温馨 I think this whole thing is really sweet,
但是再过不到12小时 but in less than 12 hours
我们家会来45个孩子 we're gonna have 45 kids here
参加三个不同的生日派对 for three different birthday parties,
所以这时候就别怀旧了... so maybe a little less reminiscing...
多睡点觉 a little bit more bedazzling?
-好 -谢谢 - Yep. ‭- Thank you.
闭上眼睛 Eyes closed.
-小贝 -怎么了 - Hey, Bec? - ‭Yeah?
如果我们再生个孩子会怎么样 What if we had another kid?
你想试试吗 Okay, do you want to try?
做得好 亲爱的 Good job, hon.
眼睛闭起来 记住 不许偷看 Keep your eyes closed, remember. No peeking!
我们的生活 第一季 第十三集
杰克 Jack.
现在这三个孩子 我们已经照顾不过来了 We can barely take care of the three children we do have.
是的 但是他们很快就不是孩子了 Yeah, but they're not gonna be kids much longer.
他们十岁了 已经是成年岁数的一半了 I mean, they're ten. That's halfway to adulthood.
只是刚刚而已 Just barely.
你还记得上一次 And do you remember what happened
我们打算要孩子时发生了什么吗 the last time we tried to have a kid?
-怎么了 -我们带了三个孩子回家 - What? ‭- We came home with three!
到了一定时候 兰德尔的嗓音 Randall's voice, at a certain point,
会变得低沉 凯文则会... is gonna drop. And then Kevin's gonna...
长出那种奇怪的细细的胡须 ‭get one of those weird, wispy mustaches.
而凯特 凯特会变得有女人味 And Kate-- Kate's gonna get womanly.
他们也不会再需要我们 And they're not gonna need us anymore,
可是你明白 有孩子们在身边... but, you know, with kids...
杰克 Jack...
你是我一生的挚爱 you are the love of my life.
-是啊 -而我们的孩子 - Yeah. ‭- And our kids are...
是我的一切 my everything.
然后呢 And?
就这样 That's it.
我不会再要孩子了 ‭I'm done having kids.
-12小时 -45个孩子 - 12 hours. ‭- 45 kids.
-没错 -知道了 - Yeah. ‭- Got it.
养条狗吧 What about a dog?
-不行 -不行吗 - No. ‭- No?
皮尔森先生 Mr. Pearson?
你父亲来找你了 Your father's here to see you.
我想我该过来看看你工作的地方 Thought I'd stop up, see where you worked.
老天 我上次来这么高的地方还是九几年 Man, I haven't been this high since the '90s.
你怎么来的 ‭How'd you get here?
我坐公交车来的 看看这一切 I took the bus. Look at all this.
简直是国王待的地方 Fit for a king.
"王国灭亡 国王又是什么呢 "But what are kings, when regiment is gone,
不过是晴天白日下的一团阴影而已" but perfect shadows in a sunshine day?"
克里斯托弗·马洛 Christopher Marlowe.
英国诗人 剧作家
你中午休息吗 Hey, you get a lunch break?
我想去市区逛逛 I was thinking I might like to hit the town,
购置一些服装 accessorize the ol' wardrobe.
-什么 -是啊 - What? - ‭Yeah,
要去见上帝了 我得打扮打扮 I got to step my look up if I'm gonna meet my maker.
我想你或许会陪我去 I thought you might come with me.
我很想去 真的很想去 可是 I'd love to. I really would, but, uh,
我今天中午得工作 I'm working through lunch today.
杰西不能陪你去吗 ‭Hey, can't Jessie go with you?
他的意见我没办法相信 I can't trust his opinion.
他觉得我穿什么都好看 He thinks I look good in everything.
我不是有意打扰你 Look, I don't mean to bother,
可今天天气很好 but it's such a nice day out.
这么好的天气我不知道还能遇上几次 I don't know how many of those I got left.
我无法反驳 Can't argue with that.
那是当然 No, you really cannot.
好吧 Well, all right.
午餐愉快 Have a nice lunch.
又不是去吃大餐 老兄 It's not a full lunch, buddy.
随便吃上一口而已 Just grabbing a quick bite.
前边就是副楼 Up ahead is the annex.
我们在那练瑜伽 上动感单车课 That's where we have yoga, drumming classes,
烹饪课 举办用心饮食讨论会 cooking classes, mindful eating workshops.
那边是马厩 And over here, is the horse's stable.
那么健身房在哪呢 So, where's the gym?
是我没听到还是... Did, like, did I miss it or...?
我们当然有健身房了 Oh, no, we have one, of course.
只不过那不是我们训练营的重点 It's just not the primary focus of our campus.
我还以为我大多时间都要待在健身房 I was thinking I was gonna spend most of my time there.
找一台跑步机 跑他个天荒地老 You know, pick a treadmill and, like, really go to town on it.
我们不是那种老套的减肥项目 凯特 Yeah, well, we aren't your typical weight loss program, Kate.
我们提供的不是快速改变外貌 We aren't trying to provide a quick cosmetic fix.
我们关注的是更深层的效果 We're focusing on the deeper work--
解决潜藏在体重之下的问题 tackling the issues that lie beneath the weight.
这很容易 Oh, well, that's easy.
因为潜藏在体重之下的 是更多的体重 'Cause beneath the weight, there is more weight.
我们建议学员尽量不与外界联络 Oh, we encourage guests to disconnect as much as possible.
抱歉 家人有急事 Oh, I'm sorry, it's a family emergency.
小凯 有什么急事 Hey, Kev. What's your emergency?
你怎么知道的 How'd you know?
等等 你真的有急事吗 Wait, are you actually having one?
我能感觉到斯隆发火了 I can feel Sloane's wrath.
是真的有"火" It actually has heat on it.
她的愤怒都让我汗流浃背 Her wrath is making me sweat.
这又不是第一次有女孩生你的气 This is not the first time a girl has been mad at you.
她可不止是生气 相信我 She's more than mad, trust me.
总之吧 训练营怎么样 Anyway, how's camp?
不好说 像个异教团体 I'm not sure. It feels like a cult.
或者天然食品超市 Or Whole Foods.
我说不好 I don't know.
你能联系下托比吗 Hey, can you call Toby?
他在这谁都不认识 He doesn't know anyone here,
要是你能陪他逛逛就好了 and it would just be nice if you could hang out with him.
你开玩笑吧 Are you serious?
真不敢相信 我打电话找你帮忙 I can't believe this, I call to get help,
却要反过来帮你的忙 I got to end up doing something nice?
我把他的号码发给你 I'll text you his number.
爱你 我得挂了 再见 Love you. Got to go. Bye.
男朋友吗 Boyfriend?
我哥 Brother.
很好 Good.
我有男朋友 I have a boyfriend.
实际上是未婚夫 Well, actually, fiance.
走着瞧吧 Well... we'll see.
走 离开厨房 Let's go, out of the kitchen.
伙伴们 别碰蛋糕 Hey, fellas, no touching the cake
插了蜡烛再吃 好吗 till the candles are on it, all right?
我叫埃尼戈·蒙托亚 My name is Inigo Montoya!
-慢点 -你杀了我的父亲 - Slow down... - You killed my father!
亲爱的 Babe?
-准备受死吧 -亲爱的 爆米花 - Prepare to die! - Babe, popcorn?
凯文 从桌子上下来好吗 Kevin, off the table, please.
-下来 -凯文 - Off the table. - Kevin, hey.
听妈妈的话好吗 Listen to your mother, all right?
我知道今天是你生日 但是... I know it's your birthday, but... Hey, wow!
你们打扮得真漂亮 You guys look so great!
天哪 这不是麦当娜吗 Oh, my God, it's Madonna!
麦当娜 Wow, Madonna!
你看见我女儿凯特了吗 Have you seen my daughter, Kate?
今天其实是她的生日派对 This is actually -- this is her birthday party.
她一定很高兴能够见到你 And I know she would love to meet you.
爸爸 Dad.
凯特 Kate!
我竟然没有认出你来 How did I not recognize you?
大家为什么不告诉我这就是凯特呢 Why didn't somebody tell me that is was Kate?
她太像麦当娜了 She looks like Madonna! Wow.
你装扮得真不错 You look so great.
谢谢你 爸爸 Thanks, Dad.
索菲来啦 Sophie's here!
凯特 生日快乐 Hey, Kate. Happy birthday.
我喜欢你的手套 I like your gloves.
还行吧 快来 Ah, they're okay. Come on.
那可是我花了一晚上赶出来的 孩子 Hey, I stayed up all night bedazzling those, kiddo.
天哪 我的生活到底怎么了 My God, what is happening to my life?
-杰克 -怎么了 - Jack? - ‭Yeah?
跟我出来一下 I need you outside.
大家去哪儿了 ‭Where is everyone?
我不知道 这儿只有伊薇特的儿子 I don't know. It's just Yvette's boys
他们学校只有一个孩子来了 and one kid from his school.
我们不是邀请了全班同学吗 Didn't we invite the entire class?
是啊 Yes.
好吧 我们去问问怎么回事 Okay, let's go find out what's going on.
兰德尔 过来一下 Hey, Randall, come here a sec.
怎么了 Yeah?
你的其他同学呢 Where are all the other kids from your school?
-是啊 -他们应该不来了 - Yeah. - ‭Oh, they're probably not gonna come.
为什么 你忘了邀请他们吗 Why? Did you forget to hand out the invitations?
没有 我邀请了 No. I handed them out.
只是他们并不是我的朋友 It's just that they're not my friends.
拜托 小子 谁说的 Come on, man, that's not true.
是啊 他们每个人过生日都邀请了你 Yeah, you get invited to all of their birthday parties.
因为这是规矩 Because of the rule.
如果没有规矩的话他们不会邀请我的 They wouldn't invite me if it wasn't for the rule.
那为什么... 为什么你不告诉我们 Well, bud, why... why didn't you tell us
没有人愿意来呢 that nobody was gonna show up?
我不想让你们难过 I didn't want you to be upset.
我们怎么会难过呢 Why would we be upset?
我们看起来很难过吗 Do we look upset?
-拜托 -没有吧 - Come on. - ‭No.
有一点 A little bit.
-没有 -我们一点也不难过 - No. - ‭We're not upset at all.
他们怎么会不喜欢兰德尔呢 How can they not like Randall?
我不知道 他明明最优秀了 I don't know, he's the best.
他又体贴又聪明又有趣 He's so sweet and smart and he's funny.
他真的很幽默 Like, actually funny.
-对啊 -还不是那种小屁孩的幽默 - I know! - ‭Not just little kid funny.
难道是因为他是黑人吗 Is it because he's black?
不是吧 Come on.
都是些种族歧视的混蛋们 Those racist bastards.
不是吗 杰克 你别... Right? Jack, don't...
-你也别激动 -我没有激动 - don't get emotional. - I'm not emotional.
我没有激动 是你在激动 I'm not emotional, you're emotional.
-我也没激动 -好吧 - I'm not emotional. - ‭Okay.
我们要一起解决这事 Well, we got to get it together.
要不我们... Why don't we...
从那两个孩子的派对上拉点人 poach kids from one of the other two parties
把他们拉到兰德尔的派对上去 and send them out to Randall's?
好的 很好 我们拉三个 Okay, great, we take three from there,
这样他的派对人数就加倍了 that'll double his party.
很好 我们去拉人吧 Perfect. Okay, let's go steal some kids.
天哪 我从来没和明星一起 Oh, man, I've never spent the whole day
待过一整天 with a famous person before.
我曾经和一个在凯莉·安德伍德得冠的 I went to a dinner party once with the guy who came in eighth
美国著名乡村音乐女歌手
那届《美国偶像》上排第八的一个人共进晚餐 on Carrie Underwood's season of Idol,
但是很明显 你比那厉害多了 but obviously, you're way better than that.
谢谢 托比 你这么说我很感谢 Well, thank you, Toby. I appreciate that.
玛利亚 你好 见到你很开心 Malia, how are you? Good to see you.
他竟然知道这个女招待的名字 他当然知道 Oh, he knows the rope girl by name. Of course he does.
你好 玛利亚 Hello, Malia.
请代我向萨莎问好 Please give my regards to Sasha.
开个奥巴马的玩笑 It's an Obama joke.
奥巴马的两个女儿分别叫玛利亚和萨莎
托比 Toby?
-来了 -快来 - Yeah? - ‭Come on.
-好了 -出发吧 - All right. - ‭Here we go.
这地方太棒了 This place is incredible.
你看见那两个姑娘了吗 You see those two women?
他们就像《西部世界》里的接待员 They look like Westworld hosts.
《西部世界》 热门美剧
不感兴趣 Not interested.
不管我和这些姑娘聊了什么 Whatever conversation I'd have with those girls,
我跟你保证 托比 I guarantee you, Toby,
那些话我都说过无数次了 I've had it a billion times before.
一般都是这样的 It goes like this:
"你看过《靓男保姆》 真的吗 "You watch The Manny? Really?
是啊 这个宝宝在戏外也很可爱 Yes, the baby is cute in real life.
你也想进演艺圈吗 You want to get into acting, too?
那可太精彩了" Well, that's phenomenal."
喝点玛格丽塔 苏打龙舌兰 Margarita, tequila soda,
加冰龙舌兰 小杯龙舌兰 tequila rocks, tequila shot,
然后开房 上床 叫客房服务 hotel, sex, room service,
洗个澡 再上床 打车走人 shower, sex, Uber. It's...
很难相信我们竟然是一个物种 It's hard to believe we're even the same species.
奥利维亚 Olivia, right,
她很撩人 w-was exciting,
又忧郁 又性感 you know, a-and... and dark and sexy
她就是让人... and the whole thing was just... it was...
让人无法自拔 it was intoxicating.
而斯隆呢 斯隆她... And t-then Sloane, Sloane was...
她自有优秀之处 she was great in her own way.
她很可爱 She was just adorable, you know?
又聪明 又风趣 A-And intelligent and interesting,
所以我... 我选择了斯隆 and so I... I chose Sloane.
但现在... But now...
现在我又想我本该选奥利维亚的 now I'm wondering if I should have chosen Olivia.
我也... And I...
好了 我们不一定非得傻站着 All right, well, we don't have to stand around
喝得烂醉 然后和这些超模鬼混 and get drunk and flirt with supermodels.
我们可以... We could just...
聊天 如果你想的话 talk, if you like.
聊聊心里话 About your feelings.
-真的吗 -是啊 - Really? - ‭Yeah.
你怎么会不喜欢魔术呢 How do you not like magic?
借过一下 Uh, hey. Excuse me.
小弟弟 你喜欢魔术吗 Hey, bud, do you like magic?
因为我听说外面院子里 'Cause I hear there's an awesome magician
有个很棒的魔术师 outside in the backyard.
-不用了 -不用了吗 - I'm good. - ‭You're good?
-真的吗 -亲爱的 - You sure? - ‭Hey, babe.
过来一下 Come on over here a second.
-怎么了 -你知道谁不会拒绝吗 - What? - ‭You know what doesn't say "I'm good"?
-谁 -婴儿 - What? ‭- A baby.
杰克 Jack.
我们的小寿星来啦 There's the birthday boy!
外面怎么样 玩得开心吗 How's everything going outside? Are you having fun?
挺好的 我只是来上厕所 Yep. Just going to the bathroom.
宝贝 很遗憾 Bud, I'm sorry
来参加你生日派对的人不太多 more people didn't come to your birthday party.
他们肯定想来 但可能 I bet they wanted to come, but they probably
在忙别的事脱不开身 had other things going on that they couldn't get out of.
不是 他们不是我朋友而已 No, they didn't. They're just not my friends.
但我不介意 But I don't care.
我有三个很好的朋友 I have three really good friends.
已经很多了 而且他们都来参加我的派对 That's a lot. And they all came to my party.
好吧 Okay.
你还喜欢你的新学校吗 Are you still liking your new school?
因为你好像总是对我和爸爸说 'Cause I feel like you're always telling Dad and I
你有多喜欢你的学校 你玩得有多开心 how much you love it and how much fun you're having.
没错 我的老师真的很棒 Oh, yeah, my teachers are awesome.
吃午餐的时候 我就和安德鲁一起 And at lunch, I hang out with Andrew.
我们在编一本迷宫书 We're making a book of mazes.
真的吗 好棒 You are? That's awesome.
兰德尔 你是我见过最棒的孩子 Randall, you are the coolest kid I know.
谢谢 我能去尿尿了吗 Thanks. Can I go pee now?
好 去吧 Yeah, go pee.
你好啊 How you doin'?
怎么样了 What's going on?
不好 Nope.
这些只能打八分 我要选个十分的 These are an eight, I'm shooting for a ten.
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
建议你再看一下刚才那副 I'd take another look at that last pair.
那副看起来可能有十分 They felt mighty ten-ish.
我来戴一戴 Here they are.
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
我觉得你的头形太适合戴墨镜了 I think you got the perfect head shape for sunglasses.
我还觉得我该回去了 I also think I need to get back.
再去一个地方 One more stop.
我要一份蜜蛋乳 I need an egg cream.
那又是什么 What's that now?
是一种苏打牛奶 It's a soda with milk in it.
再加上福克斯的巧克力糖浆 Fox's chocolate syrup.
一定要有福克斯的巧克力糖浆 It's got to have Fox's chocolate syrup.
我就要这副 I'll take these.
好吧 Okay.
什么好吧 Okay what?
好吧 Okay...
我们聊聊这事 to having a conversation about it.
什么 真的吗 What, seriously?
杰克 我刚和兰德尔聊了 他很棒 Jack, I just talked to Randall and he is amazing.
我知道他的基因不能归功于我们 And I know that we can't take credit for his genes,
但我们养育了他 but we raised him.
-这是我们的成就 -没错 - We did that. ‭- Yeah.
他是一个如此优秀的小孩 And he's this... incredible little person.
所以也许再造一个优秀的宝宝 So maybe it wouldn't be so bad to shape...
这主意还不错 another little incredible person.
好的 我们去拿点薯条吧 Okay. Yeah, let's go get chips.
想象你就是一棵树 Imagine you're a tree
树根深植于地底 with roots growing deep down.
如果突然心生杂念 If a distraction emerges,
接受它 然后重归宁静 just acknowledge it, and return to your stillness.
思绪深深地沉浸到你的... Going deeper and deeper into your...
是啊 Yeah.
太棒了 Great.
刚开始慢慢来 Just starting off nice and slow.
像这样 让身体动起来 Just like that, getting the bodies moving.
就这样 There we go.
向下 左右摆动 And down, swing.
-我不练了 -没关系 我们都是刚起步 - I'am good. - It's all right. We're all starting together.
小托 是我 Hey, Tobe, it's me.
这些人都疯了 Uh, these people are insane,
我现在非常需要你 and I am seriously gonna need you
快来带我离开... to come and get me right n...
你搞什么鬼 What is wrong with you?
你的声音惊扰到我的马了 Your voice is annoying my horses.
你的马受得了 Well, your horses can deal.
没错 但我受不了 Yeah, well, I can't.
你的声音也让我心烦 Your voice is annoying me, too.
不 不 等等 No, no, no. Hold on.
我今天没打算让 Okay, um, I am not gonna be insulted
减肥营的马夫羞辱我 我才不要 by the fat camp horse guy today-- I'm just not.
我得赶快离开这鬼地方 I need to get the hell up out of this place.
明智的选择 Good for you.
这个地方毫无意义 This place is pointless.
我可没这么说 I didn't say that.
简直白费钱 It's a total waste of money.
我们都是胖子 我是胖子 你是胖子 So we're fat. I'm fat, you're fat.
那又怎样 有什么区别吗 So what? What difference does it make?
只是细胞罢了 我们只不过多了些 It's cells. We just have more of 'em.
-其实不仅如此... -人们来这 - Actually, it's more than that... - People come here,
减几磅肉 lose a few pounds,
学了怎么烤球芽甘蓝 learn how to roast some Brussels sprouts.
然后回到家就以为自己脱胎换骨了 And then they go home thinking they're transformed.
但本质上 But deep down...
毫无变化 they're the same.
这就是个笑话 It's a joke.
想要改变自己的生活才不是笑话 People trying to change their lives is not a joke.
人是不会变的 People don't change.
我们心里都清楚 You know it and I know it.
所以你才想放弃 That's why you're quitting.
预备 En garde!
我是伊尼戈·蒙托亚 My name is Inigo Montoya!
《公主新娘》里的剑客
你杀了我父亲 You killed my father!
准备受死吧 Prepare to die.
伊尼戈 Inigo.
爸爸 我发型很帅对吗 还好吗 Dad, my hair's cool, right? It's doing the thing?
很好 It's doing fine.
怎么所有麦当娜都在这儿 Why are all of the Madonnas in here?
-你妹妹哪去了 -我不知道 - Where's your sister? - I don't know.
-杰克 -我去找 交给我 - Jack... - ‭I'm on it, I got it.
宝贝 Hi, baby.
怎么不和你朋友一起去凯文的派对玩 Why aren't you with all your friends at Kevin's party?
没人想学怎么摆时尚造型 No one wanted to learn how to Vogue.
什么 怎么会 What? Why not?
她们都喜欢凯文多过喜欢我 They all like Kevin more than me.
-每个人都是 -怎么会 不是这样的 - Everyone does. ‭- Come on, no, that's not true.
-就是这样的 -不是这样的 - Yes, it is. - ‭No, it's not true.
-是这样的 -不是 - Yes, it is. - ‭No.
你觉得我爱凯文多过爱你吗 You think I like Kevin more than I like you?
说实话 我都快受不了那小家伙了 Honestly, I can barely stand the guy.
你知道我怎么想吗 Hey, you know what I think?
我觉得你的麦当娜派对 I think that your Madonna party
对十岁的小屁孩来说太过酷炫 is just too cool for most ten-year-olds.
但我想化身时尚先生 But it makes me want to Vogue.
可我对时尚一无所知 But I-I don't know how to Vogue.
你能教我吗 Can you show me?
帮帮爸爸 教我如何化身时尚先生 Come on, help your dad out. Show me how to Vogue.
我知道你能教会我的 I-I know you can teach me how to Vogue. ‭Okay.
-我要怎么做 -用双手摆个L的造型 - Okay, how do I do it? - Make L's with your hands.
像这样吗 好了 Like this? Okay. ‭Yeah.
这边吗 两边都是 Oh, this side. ‭Both, both sides.
两边 双手换着来吗 Both sides. We keep switching? ‭Yeah.
对 Yeah.
这就是摆时尚造型吗 Are we Vogue-ing?
这就是摆时尚造型吗 We're Vogue-ing?!
我都不知道化身时尚先生如此有趣 Wow! I had no idea it was this much fun to Vogue.
我们坐着 还是站起来 ‭Do we sit, or do we stand up?
来 站起来 站起来试试看 Here, let's stand up. Let's try standing up.
-我们是时尚男女 -爸爸 - And we Vogue. - ‭Dad.
-在 -摆个造型 - Yeah? ‭- Strike a pose!
摆个造型 Strike a pose.
太棒了 凯特 摆个造型 Awesome. Hey, Kate. Strike a pose.
这样吧 Hey, you know what,
-我们把音响调大 -爸爸 - let's crank this up. - Dad?
怎么了 宝贝 Yeah, baby?
我现在只想一个人待会儿 I just kinda want to be alone right now.
好 Okay.
等你准备好了 Well, you just come join the other party
就来加入派对吧 when you're ready, okay?
我们就在那边 We'll be over there.
好 我们等着 Okay, we'll be waiting.
谢谢 爸爸 Thanks, Dad.
好 Yeah.
看我说的对不对 Let me... Let me see if I got this.
有两个超级棒的姑娘 You had two amazing women,
-而你都错过了 -没错 - and you let them both go? - ‭Yeah.
我已经知道了 多谢提醒 I already know that much, thank you.
那你走运了 Well, lucky for you,
我在玩浪漫这事上可是行家 I am the king of romantic grand gestures.
-你还真是 -是啊 - You really kind of are. -Yeah.
是这样 当你还在用你的高颜值 See, while you were out seducing women
和完美的身材 with your master race bone structure
泡姑娘的时候 and your perfect man-bod,
我可是花了整整20年 I was logging two solid decades
实实在在地讨女人欢心 of actually doing nice things for women
好让她们爱上我 so that they fall for me.
最重要的是 And on top of that--
不是我夸张啊 and I'm not exaggerating here--
我看遍了所有浪漫喜剧 I have seen every romantic comedy ever made.
所以你只要选定一个女孩 So you just need to pick a girl,
我会帮你让她回心转意 and I'm gonna help you win her back.
好吧 我 Okay, I...
-我选...-选谁 - I pick, um... ‭- Yeah?
她们俩都很棒 我... I mean, they're both great. I-I...
好了 凯文 凯文 看着我 Okay, okay, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, look at me.
只有对着你的此生挚爱 A romantic gesture of this magnitude
进行浪漫的表白 is only effective if it is directed
才会产生效果 at the love of your life.
如果休·格兰特觉得 All right, the end of Notting Hill
朱莉娅·罗伯茨只是凑合而已 completely falls apart if Hugh Grant thinks
那《诺丁山》的结局就完蛋了 that Julia Roberts is just kinda a'ight.
那他在新闻发布会上 All right? Then he's just kind of annoying her
只会招她烦 懂吗 at a press conference, right?
我没看过那电影 I've never seen that movie.
不是吧 什么 Shut up. What?
-从没看过 -什么 - Never. ‭- What?!
好了 凯文 闭上眼睛 All right. Kevin, close your eyes.
-你要干什么 -闭眼 - What are you gonna do? - Close your eyes.
现在 想象你心中真正爱的人的样子 All right, now, I want you to picture the love of your life.
假设你有30秒时间让她回心转意 Imagine that you have 30 seconds to win her back.
一次机会 三句话 One shot, three sentences.
你会说些什么 What are those sentences,
你要对谁说 and who are you saying them to?
这就是了 There it is.
-我明白了 -好的 - I got it. - ‭I got... All right.
-就这么办 -好 - We're doing this. ‭- Okay.
托比 你真是头种马 你知道吗 Toby, you're a stud. You know that?
这正是我一直努力的... That's what I've been trying...
-这就去吗 好吧 -我打开车 - Oh, we're moving? Okay. - I'm getting the car.
威廉 我有个问题 Say, uh... Hey, William, I have a question.
只有坏问题才算问题 The only bad question is a question...
没错 所以我才想问 Yep, got it. That's why I'm asking.
我们已经去了三家餐馆 Uh, we just went to three different diners
找你心中完美的蜜蛋乳 looking for your perfect egg cream.
一家用了好时的糖浆 没用福克斯的 One had Hershey's syrup instead of Fox's.
另一家没有外带杯子 The other one didn't have any to-go cups.
听上去像在概括 而不是问题 Sounds like a recap, not a question.
我的问题是 My question is why,
为什么在我们终于找到 after we finally found your perfect egg cream
符合你要求的完美蜜蛋乳后 威廉 that passed your egg cream litmus test, why, William...
为什么你却不喝呢 why are you not drinking it?
时机未到 It's not the right time yet.
那没问题 我有的是时间 Oh, okay, no problem. Then I got plenty of time.
-工作上没什么大事...-能靠边停吗 - Nothing career-defining going on at work... - Can we pull over?
-这边 -这边吗 - Right here. - ‭Right here?
-停到这个车位 -好的 - Pull into this parking lot. - ‭Sure.
好的 那... Sure, that's...
好了 现在要怎样 Okay. Now what?
我想开开你的车 I was hoping to drive your car.
-你想...-开开你的车 对 - You want to... - Drive your car. Yes.
好吧 Okay.
好 太棒了 All right, cool.
你可以吗 You got it?
准备好了就开 Whenever you're ready.
可以把这个插上去放音乐吗 Could you plug this in to something and push play?
现在是什么情况 Uh, what's happening?
我小时候在孟菲斯 When I was a little boy in Memphis,
有一家叫豪皮的唱片店 there was this record shop, Hoppy's.
我听说几年前那儿被拆了 I hear they tore it down a couple of years ago.
我小时候 那可是个好地方 When I was a kid, that was the place.
他们什么唱片都让你听 They'd let you listen to any record,
就算不买也没关系 even if you wasn't gonna buy it.
其中一个老板 叫莫·莫拉蒂 One of the owners-- Mo Moretti was his name--
他看看你就知道你要听什么歌 he could look at you and tell what song you needed to hear.
每周六早上 我们都会等着莫开门 Every Saturday morning, we would wait for Mo to open up shop.
他开着62年款的全黑凯迪拉克系列 He'd drive up in his all-black Cadillac Series '62,
音乐声从车窗中飘出 tunes flowing out the windows,
他戴着墨镜 喝着葡萄汽水 cool shades, drinking a grape soda.
我一直想像莫那样 I always wanted to be like Mo.
哪怕一分钟也好 Even if just for a minute.
开着酷炫的车 Driving around in a cool car,
喝着我最爱的饮料 drinking my favorite drink,
听着我最爱的音乐 listening to my favorite record.
这一直是我在死之前想做的事 Something I always wanted to do before I die.
你会如愿的 Then you will.
儿子 可问题是 Well, the thing is, son,
我不会开车 I don't know how to drive.
你说什么 What's that, now?
我没有驾照 从来都不需要 I never got my license. Never needed to.
我大半辈子都住在城里 Lived in cities most of my life,
不住城里时 又买不起车 and never could really afford a car when I didn't.
在我这个年龄 承认自己不会开车 It's embarrassing to have to admit, at my age,
挺难为情的 I don't know how to drive.
想让我教你吗 You want me to show you how?
我就是这么想的 I was hoping you would.
对 如果可以那就太好了 Yes, that would mean a lot to me.
那好吧 All right, then.
对开车你有所了解吗 You know anything at all?
-只有最基本的 -好吧 - Just the basics. - ‭Okay.
左边的后视镜视野可以吗 You good in that mirror over on the left?
-后视镜 -没问题 - Rearview mirror? - Rearview's good.
-右边后视镜呢 -没问题 - Mirror on the right? - Mirror's good.
欢迎 加入我们吧 Welcome. Join us.
加油 朋友们 找到节奏 Here we go, guys. Find the rhythm.
就是这样 There it is.
找到节奏 朋友们 Find that rhythm, guys.
想想你们运动的动力是什么 What's causing you to move? Huh?
你们来这的目的 Why are you here?
因为罪恶感吗 Is it guilt?
因为愤怒吗 Is it rage?
因为悲伤吗 因为恐惧吗 Is it sadness? Is it fear?
或许是因为孤独 Maybe it's loneliness.
无论是什么 Whatever it is,
我希望这些感受流经你们的双手 I want it to flow through your hands
然后全部释放出来 and I want you to let it out.
明白吗 全都释放出来 All right? Let it all out.
敲击 Pound it!
继续 Here we go!
释放出来 Let it out!
再来一遍 加油 One more time! Let's go!
继续 Here we go!
XL号
兰德尔 Randall!
我们不想和你一起玩 你让我们很丢脸 萨曼莎 维姬 索菲
敲击 Pound it!
-在 -摆个造型 - Yeah. - ‭Strike a pose!
摆个造型 Strike a pose.
太棒了 凯特 Awesome. Hey, Kate.
摆个造型 Strike a pose.
爱的回忆
继续 Here we go! ‭
你还好吧 You all right?
到了 All right.
谢谢你 Thank you.
祝你好运 Go with God.
-凯文 -我... 在你说话前 - Kevin. - I... Before you say anything,
我有三句话要对你说 好吗 there's three sentences I need to say to you, okay?
-什么 -从我第一眼见到你起 - What? - I was head-over-heels in love with you
我就彻底爱上你了 the moment that I saw you.
我不该让你离开的 I never should've let you get away.
还有 And, uh...
你就像是我身体的一部分 It's like, you were part of me, you know,
就像是我的手臂 like you were my arm,
当我失去你时 and when I lost you,
我就好像...失去了手臂 it's like, I... lost my arm.
省略号 Dot, dot, dot.
我这十多年来过着 It's like I've been walking around
残缺不全的生活 without an arm for over a decade,
你知道 还有 you know, and, uh...
逗号 comma,
我真的很想找回我的手臂 I really want my arm back.
因为我无时无刻不想这么做 You know, 'cause I never stopped thinking about it,
逗号 从未停止过 comma, not... ever.
左括号 你真迷人 Parentheses, you look amazing.
顺便说一句 By the way.
右括号 End parentheses.
句号 Period.
你要说点什么吗 You gonna say anything, at all?
-凯文 -我在 - Kevin. ‭- Yeah.
我杳无音信消失了十二年的前夫 My ex-husband who I haven't seen in 12 years
突然出现在我家门口 just shows up at my doorstep unannounced.
我不知道你希望我能说些什么 You know, I'm not exactly sure what you want me to say.
好吧 Okay. Um...
就说 Say, um...
说我可以进来 S... Say I can come in.
我不能这么说 I can't say that.
好吧 Okay.
你可以说你会考虑 Can you say you'll think about...
跟我见个面吗 meeting up with me?
也许我们可以聊聊 Maybe we can have a conversation,
我只是...想和你谈谈 just... I want to talk to you.
好的 Okay.
你总是要这么大张旗鼓 You always have to go big,
是吗 皮尔森 don't you, Pearson?
为了你 索菲 永远都是 For you, Sophie, always.
小凯 Kev.
到这儿来 Hey. Come here.
是这样 So...
索菲是凯特最好的朋友 Sophie is Kate's best friend
可整个派对她都和你在一起 and she's spending the whole party with you.
你是不是觉得也许应该建议她 So don't you think that maybe you should suggest to her
去和你妹妹一起玩会儿 that she should go play with your sister for a little while?
不行 爸爸 I can't, Dad.
我爱她 I love her.
原来办这场派对都是为了索菲 So this whole party was for Sophie.
我想是的 I guess. ‭
他爱她 He loves her.
天啊 Oh, boy.
如你所愿 As you wish.
你还没走啊 You're still here.
我知道你之前那么做的目的 I know what you were doing before,
拿走我的手机 对我恶语相向 with the whole grabbing my phone and being a dick thing.
你对我严厉 我才会更加鞭策自己 You were being hard on me so I would push myself.
我觉得我确实需要去面对 And I think I do I need to deal with the stuff
我一直逃避的问题 that I've been avoiding.
体重背后更深层次的问题 You know, see what's behind the weight.
所以 So...
谢谢你 thanks.
对我这么恶劣 For being a dick.
我应得的 I needed it.
我说过了 Like I said,
是你的声音吵到我的马了 your voice was annoying my horses.
所以我才抢走手机 That's why I grabbed it.
我不是对你态度恶劣 And I wasn't being a dick.
我就这幅德行 I am a dick.
尽管如此 That said...
我还是很高兴你能留下 I'm glad you're staying.
因为你在我眼里 You see, 'cause I happen to think
是如此性感撩人 that you are as sexy as hell.
我住13号小屋 And I'm in cabin 13.
想好了随时找我 When you're ready.
不用了 谢谢 No, thanks.
不 No, see...
你还没意识到 See, you don't see it yet.
但我们之间 But this?
这小火花一触即燃 This is happening.
我们之间没火花 Oh, but it's not.
确实有哦 Oh, but it is.
就是没有 No, it's not.
我累趴下了 I can't move.
我得洗个脸 但我实在累瘫了 I have to wash my face but I cannot move.
你能帮我洗个脸吗 Will you wash my face for me?
做不到 我累死了 Oh, I can't. I'm dead.
三个派对搞得我筋疲力尽了 Three parties killed me.
小贝 Hey, Bec?
怎么了 Yeah?
谈心不管用了 The talks don't work anymore.
我没法让凯特开心些 I couldn't make Kate feel better.
而哄她开心 And that's like...
是我拿手的活儿 my thing.
懂吗 You know?
我试过了 但就是没用 I tried, but it just... it didn't stick.
我们目前不能再要一个孩子了 We can't have another kid right now.
是的 No.
我觉得这三个孩子会越来越难养 I think the three of them are only gonna get more difficult.
-是啊 -是啊 - Yeah. ‭- Yeah.
我怀念凯文管打嗝叫"打咯咯"的时候 I miss when Kevin used to call hiccups "Hee-bots."
-记得吗 -记得 记得 - Remember that? - Yeah. Yeah.
我怀念以前看后视镜 I miss when you used to look in the rearview mirror
他们三个都在安全座椅上睡觉的情景 and they'd all be asleep in their car seats,
张着嘴呼呼大睡 just mouths wide open.
我怀念他们三个都穿一样衣服的日子 I miss when all of their outfits used to match.
是啊 Yeah.
至少我们可以... Hey, maybe we could at least...
不行 不准养狗 No. We're not getting a dog.
不行吗 好吧 No? Okay.
吃掉吧 兰德尔 Eat this, Randall!
谢天谢地 Thank God.
偷袭 Surprise attack.
偷袭 Surprise attack!
爸爸 Daddy! ‭
-别别别 -抓到你了 ‭- No, no, no! ‭- Oh, I got you!
我有盾牌了 我有肉盾了 I got a shield, I got a human shield!
-救我啊 -我有肉盾了 - Help me! ‭- I have a human shield!
都靠你呢 "淡定兄" It's all you, Will Hill.
我觉得我找到点感觉了 兰德尔 Oh, I think I'm getting the hang of this, Randall.
你能行 You got this.
你开得很稳 都开了十五分钟了 Yeah. You've been driving for a good... 15 minutes, now.
我这是梦想成真了啊 Ah, this is a dream come true, right here.
太谢谢你了 兰德尔 Thank you so much, Randall.
别客气 It's my pleasure.
看着我来这招 Watch me do this.
瞧瞧吧 Let's see.
我现在可以安心睡一会儿了 Oh, I could take a nap, now!
别这样 Hey! Man...
我吓到你了吧 儿子 Did I scare you a little bit there, son?
别紧张 Man, chill out!
凯文
上上上 Go, go, go, go, go, go!
生日快乐 爱你的苏菲
你惹上麻烦了 Oh, you're in trouble now!
你知道 Do you happen to know
你的右手是否有六根手指 if you have six fingers on your right hand?
你的右手有六根手指吗 Do you have six fingers on your right hand?
哪里
一 二 三 One, two, three.
等着呢 Waiting!
好 别偷看 Okay. No peeking.
生日快乐 凯特 凯文 兰德尔和老爸
生日快乐 爸爸 Happy birthday, Daddy!