《我们的生活》前情回顾 Previously on This Is Us...
我是兰德尔·皮尔森 我正在竞选 I'm Randall Pearson, and I'm running for councilman
第12街区议员 for the 12th District.
你又不是我们这的人 亲爱的 You are not from here, honey.
滚吧 Go home.
贝丝 这件事很难开口 Beth, there is no easy way to say this.
我们必须让你走了 We have to let you go.
成功了 亲爱的 It worked, baby.
我怀孕了 I'm pregnant.
我所认识的杰克会希望把 The Jack I knew wanted everything
所有和战争有关的事都忘记 from that war behind him.
但没人敢说他不会希望你 But who's to say he wouldn't have wanted you
能够知道这段历史 to know his story?
-宝贝 -妈妈 - Hi, sweetheart. - Hey, Mom.
试管婴儿成功了 The IVF worked.
我怀孕了 I'm pregnant.
什么 What?
真不敢相信 I can't believe it!
我姐姐有小孩了 贝丝 My sister's having a baby. Beth!
快来 是凯特 Get in here. It's Kate!
皮尔森家族要添新成员了 We're getting another Pearson...
太棒了 Hell yeah.
这是你们应得的 天啊 You guys deserve this. Oh, my...
等等 叫我哥们儿托比亚斯接电话 Wait, put my man Tobias on the phone.
我也想祝贺他 I want to congratulate him, too.
其实托比他... Toby is actually...
抑郁了 因为宝宝吗 Depressed? About the baby?
不 不是宝宝 他很希望有宝宝 No, not about the baby. He's thrilled about the baby.
显然 他担心万一试管婴儿失败了 Apparently, he went off his antidepressants
他们还得自然受孕 in case the IVF didn't work
所以把抗抑郁药物停了 and they had to conceive naturally.
那他再开始用药不就好了 Why doesn't he just get back on them?
已经开始了 他已经服药两周了 He did. He's been back on them for two weeks now.
只是等药起作用还需要一段时间 It's just taking time for them to kick back in.
那凯特现在怎么样 So how's Kate doing through it all?
她在努力坚持 She's hanging in there.
真希望她住的不那么远 I just wish she wasn't so far away.
要我过去陪你吗 Do you want me to come out there?
你真贴心 小凯 不过 Oh, that's really sweet, Kev, but...
你就算来了也帮不上什么忙 there's not really anything you can do.
托比感觉好些了吗 Is Toby feeling any better?
亲爱的 Hi, honey.
你感觉怎么样 How are you feeling?
有点累 Oh, just tired.
我正想去遛奥迪奥 I was, uh, gonna take Audio on a walk.
贾斯珀医生说我得进行适量运动 Dr. Jasper said I should keep up with the light exercise,
咱们可以一起去 so maybe we could all go together.
你想去吗 If you're feeling up for it?
你们去吧 Know what? You guys go ahead.
去吧 小家伙 There you go, buddy.
我们的生活 第三季 第六集
-好的 -不不不 - Yes! - No, no, no.
-好的 -快 快 - Yes! - Come on, come on.
-好的 好的 -拜托 - Yes! Yes! - Come on. Oh!
触地得分 Touchdown!
我连赢五次了 你太菜了 That's five in a row for me, you suckable sucker.
-你干什么 -对这个不擅长 - What are you doing? - How does it feel
-感觉如何 -妈 - to be not very good at this? - Mom!
-妈 -失败的感觉怎么样 - Mom! - How does it feel to lose?
-凯文 下去 -不 - Kevin, get off of me! - No!
凯文 世界冠军 Kevin, MVP of the world!
凯文 从你弟弟身上下来 快点 Kevin, get off your brother. Come on.
拜托 妈 我们只是在玩 Come on, mom. We're just messing around.
你太烦人了 Oh, you're so annoying.
孩子们 Hey. Hey, Pearsons.
-爸爸 -爸爸 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, Dad.
你为什么戴着棒球帽 What's with the, uh, baseball hat?
只是支持家乡球队罢了 Oh, you know, just, uh, little hometown pride.
杰克 Um, Jack?
-你的眼圈青了 -是啊 - You have a black eye. - Yeah.
-怎么回事 -我在健身房和别人打拳击 - What? - I was boxing one of the guys at the gym
不小心中了一拳 没事的 and just caught a nasty punch. I'm fine.
你会拳击吗 You're a boxer?
去摆餐具好吗 Go set the table, please?
-去去去 去吧 -去吧 - Go. Go, go, go, go, go. Come on. - Come on.
杰克 我知道你会在健身房打沙袋 Jack, I knew you were using the punching bag at the gym,
但你什么时候开始和真人对打了 but since when did you start boxing actual human beings?
也没经常打 只是时不时 I don't do it that often, just every once in a while,
和健身房的几个人 偶尔打一场 me and some guys at the gym, we... spar a little bit.
没什么大不了的 It's no big deal.
被打成乌眼青还这么说 Yeah, says my husband with the black eye.
拳击手可能得脑损伤 You know, boxers can get brain damage.
把我打成这样的人 叫斯图尔特 The guy that gave me this, that tagged me, his name's Stuart.
这个斯图尔特是不会把人打得脑损伤 Okay? Guys named Stuart don't give you brain damage.
这很危险 亲爱的 It's dangerous, babe.
答应我 以后只打沙袋 Promise me, punching bag only.
我保证 I promise.
谢谢 Thank you.
没事 Yeah.
您好 我是贝丝·皮尔森 想找凯莉 Hi. This is Beth Pearson, calling for Kellie.
我想请问 I was checking to see
您是否收到了我投的简历 if you got the resume i sent in.
上周您让我发送了简历 You had asked me to send it last week,
但我还没收到回复 所以打来电话询问 but I hadn't heard anything, so I thought I'd call.
这显而易见 Uh, which is obvious,
因为我正在给您语音留言 because you're getting a voice-mail message from me.
所以如果您能给我回电 那就太好了 So if you could, uh, call me back, that would be super-duper.
天啊 God...
亲爱的 帮我选一下衬衫 Babe? I need help picking a shirt.
蓝色还是白色 Is it blue or white?
-白色 -蓝色 - White. - Blue.
好吧 保罗和约翰平局 All right, so it's a draw between Paul and John.
三人都是披头士乐队成员
-林戈呢 -保罗和约翰是谁 - Ringo. - Who's Paul and John?
我为什么是林戈 The hell I'm Ringo.
蓝绿色不好吗 What happened to the teal?
我觉得蓝绿色...不知道 我担心 I thought teal... I don't know, I was a little concerned
对于礼拜来说蓝绿色太高调了 it might make too much of a statement for church.
对于黑人教会 It's never too much of a statement
你永远不会太高调 兰德尔 for black church, Randall.
黑人教会 Black church.
你为什么要去费城做礼拜 Why are you going to church in Philadelphia?
因为我正在费城竞选公职 Well, 'cause I'm running for office in Philly,
所以我得像个费城人 so I got to get my Philly on.
真正与我想代表的社区居民 Really connect with the people in the community
有所联系 that I want to represent.
做完礼拜之后 我可能会 Maybe after church, I will
去吃正宗费城牛肉芝士三明治 treat myself to an authentic Philly cheesesteak.
放很多芝士酱和配料 Load it up with Cheez Whiz and everything.
芝士酱很恶心 Cheez Whiz is gross.
我亲爱的漂亮宝贝女儿 My beautiful darling gem of a daughter,
如果你在费城市区说这话 if you ever say that within Philadelphia city limits,
我就不得不和你断绝关系了 I will be forced to disown you.
各位 现在可以说说我们的事了吗 Guys, can we talk about us now?
-好的 -当然 - Okay. - Sure, yeah.
我们的女童子军饼干义卖销量不够 We're way behind on Girl Scout cookie sales.
往常我们在妈妈办公室至少能卖150块 Usually, we go to Mom's office and sell at least 150 there,
但是... but, uh...
要不明天怎么样 Hey, um, how about tomorrow,
到时候我就有时间可以... when I have a little bit more free time...
不用 没事 No. It's fine.
你有工作要忙 我闲着呢 You have stuff to do. I don't.
其实我们今天就可以摆摊卖饼干 Uh, you know, we can set up a table today to sell them.
好吗 我们可以做几张海报 Right? We-we could make some posters.
不如你们去问问黛佳看她加不加入 Why don't you guys go ask Deja if she wants to join us?
饼干肯定大卖 It's gonna be great.
太好了 Great.
托比还是没有好转吗 Oh, Toby's still not feeling any better?
没有 没什么变化 No. Not really.
可我不确定是该强硬点逼他下床走走 But I don't know if I should be pushing him to get out of bed,
还是应该...让他慢慢恢复 or if I should just... let him take his time.
换作你 你会怎么做 I mean, what would you do?
我觉得你能做的只有耐心支持他了 I think all you can do is just be patient and supportive.
不过你也要照顾好你自己 宝贝 But you need to be taking care of yourself, too, Bug.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
我真的很努力地在保持冷静了 I mean, I'm really trying hard to stay chill.
奥迪奥 妈 我先挂了 先挂了 Audio! Mom, I got to go. I got to go.
奥迪奥 天哪 让我看看 Audio. My God. Hey. Hey, hey, let me see.
你吃什么了 嘴里是什么 你吃了... What did you eat? What's in your mouth? What did you...
看起来不像是吃的 That doesn't look like food.
真希望我能知道她叫什么 你知道吗 I really wish I knew what her name was, you know?
或者她的任何资料 真的 Or anything about her, really.
她当时戴着我爸的项链 I mean, she's wearing my dad's necklace.
你在听吗 You listening to me?
大功告成 完工 Finito, completo.
-什么 -我的纪录片完成了 - What? - My documentary is done.
现在我只需要抑制住自己频繁查邮件的冲动 All that's left now is to not obsessively check my e-mail
静候各项电影节的反馈 while I wait to hear back from the festivals.
你在开玩笑吗 你的片子谁不想要 Are you kidding me? Everyone's gonna want it.
看看你 活脱脱一个金牌制片人 Look at you: you got indie darling written all over you.
这个消息太棒了 你知道我们应该做什么吗 This is great news. Ooh, you know what we got to do?
我们得去庆祝一下 We got to celebrate.
我有拉博纳餐厅门路 I've got an in at Le Bernardin.
米其林三星海鲜餐厅
只要给坎摩尔发个消息 Just got to text Kimmel real quick--
就是那个吉米·坎摩尔 as in Jimmy Kimmel.
美国脱口秀节目主持人
-吉米·坎摩尔就是我的门路 -太贴心了 - Jimmy Kimmel, he's my in. - Um, well, that's really sweet,
不过我一直有个习惯 but actually, I have this tradition,
每次我完成一个项目 我就会去宾馆 that every time I finish a project, I check into a hotel
放飞自我一晚上 for a night of pampering.
在房间里点餐 泡一个超长的热水澡 Get room service, spend so long in a hot tub
最后我会泡成一个人形的葡萄干 I turn into a full-on human raisin.
-人形葡萄干 -没错 - Human raisin? - Yeah.
我也参加 说干就干 I'm in. Let's do it.
我该怎么跟你解释呢 Um, how do I explain?
我想一个人去 I'm going alone.
你要一个人去 You're going alone?
-是的 -为什么 - Yes. - Why?
这个习惯的目的就是为了解压 This tradition is about decompressing.
我可不能让你对那张照片的沉重迷恋 I can't have your obsession with that photo raining all over
破坏我在柔软床单上的狂欢 my 800-thread-count sheet parade.
还有说真的 And, uh, seriously,
别再想着那张照片了 stop thinking about the photo.
爸爸 Hey, Dad.
我想你教我打拳击 I need you to teach me to box.
兰德尔 你听到妈妈是怎么说的 Randall, you heard your mother.
咱们这家不能打拳击 There's no boxing in this house.
爸爸 在学校有个孩子 Dad, there's this kid at school.
他叫狄伦 His name's Dylan.
他刚刚从纽约搬来 总是找我麻烦 He just moved here from New York, and he's picking on me.
什么 What?
他只要一逮到机会就把我推到储物柜里 He pushes me into lockers every time he gets a chance.
听着 这事得告诉你妈妈 Look, we got to tell your mother,
然后我们会给学校打电话 and then we're gonna call your school.
我们会帮你处理好的 We'll-we'll get it taken care of.
爸爸 那所有人都会嘲笑我打小报告了 Dad, everybody's gonna make fun of me for being a snitch.
除非万不得已 我才会出手保护自己 I won't defend myself unless I really have to.
知道有保护自己的能力至少也能安心些 It'll just make me feel better to know I can.
-阿门 -阿门 - Somebody say amen. - Amen.
欢迎各位朋友 在主赐予我们 Welcome, friends, on this beautiful day
这美妙的一天相聚 that God has given us.
-是的 -大家请坐 - Yes. - You may be seated.
我们的兄弟所罗门将诵读《圣经》 Our brother Solomon is going to read from scripture.
所罗门兄弟 Brother Solomon.
谢谢 雷夫 Thank you, Rev.
大家好 我的兄弟姐妹们 Blessed day, my brothers and sisters.
在我开始诵读之前 Before I share this good word,
希望我们能够热烈欢迎我的朋友 I want to make sure we give a warm welcome to my friend
他是首次到访 and first-time visitor...
上帝 拜托不要 Oh, God, please don't.
兰德尔·皮尔森 Randall Pearson.
站起来跟大家打个招呼 兄弟 Stand up so we can greet you, brother.
兰德尔是从新泽西州 Randall is visiting us
阿尔派恩远道而来的 all the way from Alpine, New Jersey.
赞美主 大家好 Praise the Lord, everyone.
赞美主 Praise the Lord.
我们家在奥尔尼和第三大街岔路口有栋房子 my family and I own a building on Olney and Third.
离这只有几个街区 It's just a couple blocks away.
所以事实上我们也是本地人 So actually, we're very local.
既然如此 何不让你们一家子 Well, why don't you have that beautiful
也起来打个招呼呢 family of yours stand up, too?
很不巧他们今天有事没法来 Well, unfortunately, they weren't able to be here today.
那下次吧 Oh. Maybe next time.
你们知道吗 兰德尔就是那个 You know, Randall is the one
要和我竞选市议员的人 running against me for city council.
你们可能觉得我不会当他是朋友 不欢迎他 Now, you might think I wouldn't welcome him here as a friend,
但不管怎么说 他是想努力做些好事 but, well, he's trying to do something good.
他关心人民 He cares about people.
对于这一点是无可指摘的 And there's nothing wrong with that.
所以兰德尔 So, Randall,
我们街区虽小 却也欢迎你的到来 we welcome you to our humble neighborhood.
谢谢你 我的朋友 Thank you, my friend.
也谢谢各位的接纳 And thank you all for having me.
现在 我要开始诵读《约伯记》 And now, I'll be reading from the Book of Job,
第42章 chapter 42.
你把我的海报拖地了 妈妈 You're dragging my poster, Mom.
-对不起 -我们为什么要停得那么远 - I'm sorry. - Why did we park so far away?
因为停车场已经满了 Well, because the parking lot was full.
这对你们可是个好消息 因为停车场满了 Which is great news for you guys, because busy store
意味着有很多顾客 means lots of customers.
天哪 Oh, man.
我就说我们应该早点过来的 I-I told you we should've come earlier.
要不这样 没关系的 Uh, you know what? It's okay.
我们换个地方怎么样 好吗 We'll just go somewhere else. Right? Okay?
好吧 我们走 Okay, come on. Oh...
小凯 Hey, Kev.
听着 你现在有时间吗 Hey, uh, listen, you got some time?
我有些事想和你聊聊 I need to talk to you about something.
我现在在费城 忙了一整天竞选的事 Actually, I'm in Philly doing campaign stuff all day.
-我可以去费城 -求你别来费城 - I can come to Philly. - Please, do not come to Philly.
我现在最不希望的就是 Last thing I need is my white, movie star brother
我的白人明星哥哥出现在这里 coming and destroying what's left of my
毁掉我已经所剩无几的街头信誉 already precious-little street cred.
好吧 听着 情况是这样的 Okay, listen, man, here's the thing.
我知道你办公室在哪儿 对吧 I know where your office is, okay,
你知道我做事没有分寸 所以... and you know that I don't respect boundaries, so...
我会...我会给你发个地址 I will... I'll text you the address of a place
我们在那见 where we can meet.
好的 一言为定 Cool. It's a date.
伙计 听着 Okay, bud, look.
我做了培根 你喜欢的有弹性的那种 I made bacon, all rubbery, just like you like it.
怎么了 感觉怎么样 Oh, hi. What's up? How are you?
我没事 奥迪奥是怎么了 I'm fine. What's wrong with Audio?
-奥迪奥 -奥迪奥 - Audio? - Audio...
它是... 它不吃培根了吗 Wait, is he... is he not eating his bacon?
好吧 你千万别生气 Okay, please don't freak out.
在狗狗公园它可能吃了不该吃的东西 He may have swallowed something bad at the dog park.
-你怎么不看好它 -我当时在打电话 - Why weren't you watching him? - I was on the phone.
我不该打电话的 I shouldn't have been on the phone.
我现在就给兽医打电话 I will call the vet right now.
-我很抱歉 -好吧 - I'm sorry. - Okay.
我不是故意惹你不开心 I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
-一 一二 不错 -一二 - One. One-two. All right. - One-two.
你知道吗 你左边非常有劲 You know, you got a lot of power coming out of that left.
这样吧 改变你的站姿... You know what, try... sw-switch up your feet so your...
右脚向前 好吧 就这样 so your right foot is forward. Okay? There you go.
就像这样 再做一遍 好吗 Just like that. Same thing, okay?
一二 刺拳 后手直拳 One-two. Jab, cross.
刺拳 后手直拳 刺拳 后手直拳 Jab, cross. Jab, cross.
再一次 刺拳 后手直拳 One more. Jab, cross.
-感觉不错 -感觉不错 是吧 - That feels good. - Feels really good, right?
女士们先生们 我们这有位左撇子拳击手 Ladies and gents, we've got a southpaw fighter on our hands.
我是左撇子 I'm a southpaw.
-你是左撇子 -我是左撇子 - You're a southpaw. - I'm a southpaw.
好了 左撇子拳击手准备战斗 All right, let's get that southpaw in fighting shape.
-准备 一二 -我回来了 - Ready. One-two. - - Guys, I'm home.
你们好 没错是我 How are you? It's me.
你们好吗 玩得开心 How you doing? Enjoy yourself.
哥们儿 Hey, man.
这是什么地方 What is this place, huh?
在这个地方我不会被发现 This is where I bring my famous siblings
和我的名人兄弟一起 I can't be seen with.
这太... This is all...
-意外了 -是啊 - a lot. - Yeah.
你瞧那里 I mean, look at that.
爸爸对那个女人明显充满爱意 对吧 Dad's obviously in love with that woman, right?
我不知道 I don't know.
我看不清她的脸 到底是爱意 I can't read her face. Is it love,
还是因为多年的贫穷 or is it years of poverty
和被外国政府占领所导致的 and occupation by foreign governments?
他把她的项链给了我 对吧 He gave me her necklace, right?
这肯定有深意 That means something.
怎么突然提起 Why now?
这一切 All of this.
我不...你还记得 I don't... Do you remember
我也记不清 我们大概五岁时 I don't know, we were, like, maybe five years old.
有那么一间客房墙上 There was that-that guest room that had the wallpaper
贴着蓝色小船壁纸 你记得吗 with the little blue ships on it; you remember that?
对吧 Yeah, okay.
有天我们在里面玩耍 So, you and I were playing in there one day,
我们发现沙发后面有块壁纸 and we discovered this little spot on the wallpaper
被撕起来了 对吧 behind the sofa that was peeling, right?
然后我们... 我们又撕开了一些 And-and so you and I, we sort of peeled it a little more.
然后我们就在不停地撕 And then we kept peeling just because we could.
等回过神来我们发现 And the next thing you know, we had, like,
那面墙一半的壁纸都被撕开了 half of the wallpaper was off the wall.
你还记得吗 Do you remember that?
我记得当时被妈妈 I remember getting a particularly stern
-狠狠教训了一顿 -没错 - talking-to from Mom about that. -Yes.
有点出乎我们意料的是 It-it just blew our little minds
壁纸背后竟然是个木隔板 that there was wood paneling behind the wallpaper.
就像我们从未想到过 Like, it had never occurred to us
小船背后到底是什么 that there was anything beneath those ships.
我在寻求答案 I started peeling.
我对爸爸也很好奇 I'm curious about Dad, too.
但是越南... But Vietnam...
是他人生中最不愿向我们提起的一段往事 that was a chapter in his life he didn't want us to know about.
他在世时就说得很明白 He made that very clear while he was still alive.
我知道 I know.
好吧 或许你说得对 Yeah, you know, maybe you're right.
关于越战和罗宾森的事 You know, between the V.A. And Robinson,
没人知道事情原委 所以... no one has any answers anyway, so...
抱歉 伙计 我们还没点餐 Uh, sorry, man, we haven't ordered yet.
请你们的 Oh. It's on the house.
谢谢 Kamsahamnida.
你知道这是为何吗 You know what that is?
-不知道 -因为奶爸 - No idea. - The Manny.
韩国收视第一的剧 Number-one show in South Korea.
我不骗你 I kid you not.
好像还有首以我命名的韩国流行乐 I think I got a K-pop song named after me.
我告诉你 到那时你就知道你成功了 I'm telling you, that's how you know you've made it.
没什么的 Big deal.
你今天没什么事了 对吧 Hey, you're free for the rest of the day, right?
瞧啊 伙计 Wow, look at this, man.
你这些地图都用彩色编码的 上面应有尽有 You got color-coded maps and everything up in here,
像电视上一样 just like CNN.
太真实了 This is legit.
上次在这个区举行的市政选举中 In the last municipal election held in this district,
只有25%的选民参加了投票 only 25% of registered voters voted.
-其中95%都投给了布朗 -所以呢 - 95% of those voted for Brown. - Okay. So?
这个地区约有一半的韩国选民 About 50% of the Korean population in this district
压根没有参加投票 aren't registered to vote at all.
再问一次 所以呢 I repeat. Okay, so?
也就是说 Okay, so...
既然我无法说服这个街区 if I can't win over people in this neighborhood,
那些布朗的忠实拥护者 where Brown is already so ingrained,
或许我们可以拉拢其它街区的支持 then maybe we can appeal to people in a neighborhood
那些他未涉足其中的街区 where he doesn't set foot at all.
-我们 也包括我吗 -没错 - We? As in the royal "We"? - Yeah.
你知道吗 有时我感觉自己野心太大 You know, sometimes my heart is so big
我都受不了自己 I can't even stand it.
你有什么想法 What's the game plan?
投票支持兰德尔·皮尔森 第12街区
-我爱你 -我知道 - I love you. - I know you do.
-我说得不够多 -你说得不够多 - I don't say it enough. - You don't say it enough.
-喂 妈妈 -喂 宝贝 - Hey, Mom. - Hi, Bug.
怎么样了 How are you?
糟透了 Terrible.
奥迪奥吃了颗石头 Audio ate a rock.
什么 What?
兽医跟我说 The vet said that I have to decide
要么做手术把它取出来 if we're gonna have surgery to remove it,
要不就带它回家 or if I should just take him home
看它能不能通过便便排出 and see if he just... he poops it out.
如果排不出来 And if he doesn't poop it out,
可能会弄破他的肠子 it could rupture his intestine.
看起来怎么样它都会有生命危险 So it seems like both options could kill him.
告诉我该怎么办 妈妈 Tell me what to do, Mom.
我... I...
我认为你应该带它回家 I think that you should take him home.
这样的话你心里更加有底 You know, you'll feel more in control that way.
然后 如果它有任何痛苦的表现 And then, if there's any sign of distress,
你可以立即送它回医院 you can just take him back in immediately.
要是我的孩子生下来 You know, if my maybe-baby is a real baby,
我得叫你搬到我们家里来住 I'm gonna have to have you move into our building.
宝贝 我很高兴你能打来问我 Bug, I love that you are calling me for advice,
相信我 无论何时我都愿意帮你出主意 and believe me, I'm-I'm always happy to give it,
不过我能告诉你一个小秘密吗 but can I let you in on a little secret?
托比 奥迪奥和你以后 Toby and Audio and your maybe-baby
我觉得肯定会出生的那个孩子... that I think is going to turn into a real baby...
他们会遇到无数的事情 There's gonna be a million things,
有无数的决定等着你去做 a million decisions you're gonna have to make for them,
而你也会做出那些决定 and you will.
你就会像我当初那样 你会... You'll do exactly what I did. You're gonna...
深呼吸 做出选择 take a deep breath... and make a choice...
然后期盼没有把事情搞得太糟 and just hope you didn't screw things up too badly.
瑞贝卡 你听我解释 Rebecca, let me explain.
好的 帮我捋捋 杰克 Okay. Help me out here, Jack.
帮我捋捋 Help me out.
我说"不许打拳击"的时候 So, when I said "no boxing,"
你怎么不说"我可以教兰德尔打拳击"呢 what about that says, "I should teach Randall how to box"?
他在学校被人欺负了 You know, he's getting bullied at school.
-什么 -是的 - What? - Yeah.
有个新来的学生总欺负他 Some new kid is picking on him,
所以他担心有一天他们会打起来 and he's worried that things are gonna get physical.
可他不想让我们小题大做 But he doesn't want us to make a big deal about it
我觉得他的理由很充分 because he thinks, and I agree,
这样一来情况只会更糟 that's just gonna make things worse.
他才12岁 He's 12.
你不能盲目地答应12岁孩子的意愿 You can't blindly follow the wishes of a 12-year-old.
尤其关系到他的安全 Especially when it comes to his safety.
杰克 你偷偷和别人打拳击 Jack, if you feel the need to go secretly
以此释放压力 punch some guys as a stress reliever
这一切你都是瞒着我进行的 这是一回事 for all the things you don't talk about, that's one thing.
可事关儿子的时候 But you cannot keep things from me
你不能还是瞒着我 when they're about our son.
你说得对 对不起 You're right. I'm sorry.
我们得通知他的校长 We need to call his principal.
一个人都没有 No one's here.
当然没有 Of course not.
几乎所有的商店都歇业了 Almost all these stores are out of business.
有人来了 Oh, there's someone.
买一些女童子军队员饼干吗 Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?
好多年前我的女儿们也卖这种饼干 My daughters used to sell these a million years ago.
我看看 Let me see, um...
我要四盒黄油甜酥饼干 I'll take four boxes of the shortbread.
总共16美元 That'll be $16, please.
抱歉 只收现金 Oh, I'm sorry. Cash only.
不 不是的 No, we're not.
用刷卡机就好 We just need to use the swiper.
什么东西 The what, now?
你没带刷卡机吗 You didn't bring the swiper?
刷卡机是什么 What is the swiper?
那种放在手机上 The little thing that you put
用来刷信用卡的小装置 on your phone and swipe credit cards?
谁都知道要带个刷卡机 Everyone knows you need a swiper.
抱歉 我没带现金 I'm sorry, I don't have any cash on me.
我们可以... Uh, we can...
这样吧 把你的信用卡卡号告诉我们 You know what, you can give us your credit card number,
我们把号码写在纸上 and we'll just write it down on a piece of paper
刷过卡之后就把纸撕掉 and tear it up right after we run it.
还是算了吧 Um, I don't think so.
祝你们好运 Good luck.
真要谢谢你 妈妈 Thanks a lot, Mom.
早知道就和莱丽一起去了 I wish we went with Riley.
她发来短信 说今天已经卖四十盒了 She texted that they've already sold 40 boxes today.
好了 我已经尽力了 好吗 All right, I'm doing my best here, okay?
真抱歉我比不上莱丽的妈妈 I'm sorry I'm not as good as Riley's mom.
对 我也这么认为 Yeah. Me, too.
莱丽的妈妈从不会忘带刷卡机 Riley's mom would have never forgotten the swiper,
因为她还没逊到那个地步 because she doesn't totally suck.
闭嘴 闭嘴 闭嘴 Shut up, shut up, shut up!
好了 我们走吧 Come on, let's go.
快走 Come on!
好的 很感谢 萨姆马提诺校长 Okay, thank you so much, Principal Sammartino.
好 再见 Okay, bye-bye.
他怎么说 What? What'd he say?
班上没有叫狄伦的 there is no one named Dylan in his class,
也根本没有从纽约转来的新学生 and there are no new students from New York at all.
等一下 这根本说不通 Wait, that doesn't make any sense.
他为什么要撒谎说有人欺负他 Why would he make up a bully?
我不知道 I have no idea.
-但我们得和他谈谈 -不如这样 小贝 - But we have to go talk to him. - You know what, Bec?
我去和他谈 对 我去和他谈 Let me talk to him. No, let me talk to him.
我的儿子骗了我 我得知道原因 My-my son lied to me. I need to find out why.
好 Okay.
小贝 Hey, Bec?
我是因为... The reason I...
拳击能够帮助我 Boxing helps me.
好吗 拳击... Okay? It...
帮我解决事情 helps me with stuff.
解决我无法思考的事情 Stuff I can't think about.
拳击能让我平静下来 It... quiets things.
我也希望能和你解释清楚 I wish I could explain it.
我没有其他的... I don't know any other...
兽医这边马上就结束了 你感觉如何 亲爱的
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
这些年我妈妈失业过很多次 My mom lost a lot of jobs through the years.
她心里真的很不好受 It was always really hard for her.
我正要来找你们聊聊呢 You know, I was just about to come talk to you guys.
之前的事我很抱歉 I am sorry about earlier,
可你真的不用担心我 but you really don't have to worry about me.
你们知道有一次兰德尔和我说了什么吗 You know what Randall told me one time?
他说我很出众 He called me exceptional.
他张口就来 好像不是什么了不得的事情 And he said it so easy, like it wasn't a big deal.
我当时在想 I remember thinking,
他肯定以为别人也对我说过这样的话 he must think people have told me this before.
他肯定也说过你很出众 I bet he's told you before that you're exceptional,
因为这是事实 because you are.
谢谢 黛佳 Thanks, Dej.
可我并不知道... You know, but I don't know that...
兰德尔是这么想的 Randall thinks so.
他就像迪士尼电影里的人物一样爱着你 I mean, he loves you like he's in a Disney movie or something,
就好像只要你走进房间 like he hears tiny forest animals singing or playing
他就能听到森林小动物唱歌跳舞的声音 kazoos or something whenever you walk into a room.
可如果你不开心 But if you're sad,
你应该和他聊聊 then you should talk to him.
他会告诉你 你很出众 He'll tell you you're exceptional,
而且他会说得那么自然 and he'll say it so easy
让你不得不相信 that you'll believe it.
你很擅长这种谈心 You are really good at these talks.
在这个家里住一段时间之后 You live in this house for a while,
总会学到些谈心技巧的 you learn your way around a talk.
快进来 姑娘们 Oh, come on in, little mamas.
过来 没事的 Come on. Everything's okay.
很抱歉刚才对你们发火 I'm so sorry that I exploded.
好不好 Okay?
不是因为你 It was not about you.
-不 是我太没礼貌了 -好吧 - No. I was being a brat. - Okay.
百分之十是因为你 It was ten percent about you.
百分之九十不是 90% not.
拍到了吗 You got it?
好 这张拍得不错 There you go. That's a good one.
去登记投票吧 快乐会持续更久 Register to vote, it'll last longer.
好的 都已经弄好了 朴女士 Okay, you're all set, Mrs. Park.
希望能在投票处见到你 谢谢 Hope to see you at the polls. Thank you.
先生你好 我是兰德尔·皮尔森 Hey, how you doing, sir? Randall Pearson.
来看看我说得对不对 Let me see if I have this,
你在索尔·布朗那边得不到什么进展 you can't make any inroads with Sol Brown's base,
所以你想让韩国人去登记 so you're getting Koreans to register,
希望他们为你投票 hoping that they'll vote for you
因为你和宝爹是亲戚 'cause you're related to The Baby-Man.
不好意思 宝爹 I'm sorry, The Baby-Man?
是的 奶爸在韩国叫宝爹 Yeah, it's what they call The Manny in South Korea.
兄弟 你什么都不了解 Dude, you are so transparent.
我敢保证你之前从来没有来过这里 I bet you've never stepped foot here before,
而如果你竞选成功了 我是说如果 and if you get elected-- if--
你也不会再来这里 you'll never step foot here again.
你说得对 You're right.
你说得对 兄弟 我确实 You're right, man, I-I've never been
从没来过这个地方 但我现在来了 in this neighborhood before, but I'm here now.
在来的路上 我看到了空着的商铺 But just on the way in here, I saw empty storefronts.
我看到了路面上大大小小的坑洼 I saw badly patched potholes.
我看到一个人把他的自行车轮胎夹在胳膊下面 I saw a guy carrying his bicycle tire underneath his arms
因为他知道只有这样 because he knew that was the only way
他的轮胎才不会被偷 to keep from getting it stolen.
但我不知道这个社区真正想要什么... But I don't know what this community truly wants...
...或者说真正需要什么 ...or truly needs.
但如果你告诉我 我会听 But if you'll talk to me, I'll listen.
前提是你这位厉害的妹妹 As long as your kick-ass sister
能继续帮我翻译 keeps interpreting for me, that is.
我... 我现在只会说一句韩语 I, uh, I only know one word in Korean so far.
我哥哥教我的 My brother taught it to me.
谢谢 Kamsahamnida.
我说得对吗 Did I say that right?
-它怎么样 -还好 - How's he doing? - Oh, he's okay.
只是吞了块小石头 Just swallowed a little rock.
我们只需要好好看着它 Just gonna monitor him, and, uh,
只要能拉出去就好了 he'll be fine as long as he poops.
你换好衣服了 You got dressed.
你换衣服是不是因为感觉好点了 You felt good enough to get dressed.
这是很大的改变 That's huge.
其实我没有 Uh, except that I don't.
-什么 -我没有 - What? - I-I don't.
我想改变 我以为只要做完穿衣服的动作 I want to, and I-I-I thought if I went through the motions
心情就会好一点 但是没有 that I would, but I don't.
-我开始担心了 -担心什么 - I'm starting to get worried. - About what?
担心你会离开我 That you're gonna leave me.
不是现在 但最终会离开我 Not now, but eventually.
托比 你在说什么 Toby, what are you talking about?
你并不应该承受这些的 You didn't sign up for this.
而且你还怀孕了 And you're pregnant.
本来应该是我照顾你的 I'm the one who's supposed to be taking care of you,
但我却是个可悲的负担 and instead I'm this pathetic burden.
你肯定害怕极了 You must be freaking out
因为一辈子都要被我困住 that this is what you're stuck with.
我今天真的付出了最大努力 但是... Look, I tried my very hardest today, and...
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
小托 Tobe!
托比 它好像想出去 Toby, I think he wants to go out.
我要带它出去 你要去吗 I'm gonna take him out. Come with us?
不了 No.
托比 Toby.
我认为你应该跟我们一起去 I think you should go on a walk with us.
好吧 Okay.
好的 Oh, yeah.
谢谢 小凯 非常感谢 Thanks, Kev. Appreciate it, man.
没关系 兄弟 我的肌肉可不是虚有其表 Yeah, man, these muscles aren't just for show.
其实 我说谎了 Actually, that's not true at all.
它们基本中看不中用 They're mostly just for show.
你知道吗 兰德尔 You know, Randall,
你之前想找你的亲生父亲 you wanted to find your birth dad,
后来你找到了他 然后找到了他的公寓 and you found him, which led you to his building,
还买了下来 最终又让你竞选议员 which you bought, which led you to run for city council.
你想做什么事情 你就会去做 You want to do something, you just do it.
对吧 你不会... 你不会在乎 Right, you don't... you don't care
我们其他人能否理解 这... if it makes sense to any of us or not. It's...
这一点很厉害 It's remarkable.
当你内心有想做的事时 When you have one of those things inside you,
你就会直接去做 you just go for it.
-是的 好像是这样的 -确实是 - Yeah, I guess I do. - I guess you do.
兰德尔 我心里也有一件这样的事 Randall, I've got one of those things inside me.
跟爸爸有关 我放不开 About Dad. I can't let it go.
你必须把壁纸撕开 You need to peel the wallpaper.
我必须把壁纸撕开 I need to peel the wallpaper.
我希望你能找到想寻找的东西 哥哥 I hope you find what you're looking for, brother.
妈妈对于我们练拳击很生气吗 Is Mom really mad about the boxing?
不 No.
她不是很生气 但是我们都很困惑 She's not so mad, but we are both confused.
我们和你的校长聊过了 兰德尔 We spoke to your principal, Randall.
我们知道没有叫狄伦的人 We know there is no Dylan.
是的 所以你... Yeah. So you...
你对我撒谎了 you lied to me.
我想让你教我练拳击 I wanted you to teach me how to box,
但我知道如果没有好理由 你不会教我 but I knew you wouldn't if I didn't have a good reason.
好吧 所以你就撒谎说有人欺负你 Okay, so you made up a fake bully?
为什么你这么想学拳击呢 Why did you want to learn so bad?
这样我就可以更像你一点 So I could be more like you.
兰德尔 Randall,
拳击只是我的一部分 boxing is just one part of me.
是的 凯文有这一部分 Yeah, that Kevin has.
这是什么意思 What do you mean by that?
凯文很擅长打斗 爸爸 Kevin's good at fighting, Dad,
他玩什么都会赢 and he wins everything.
等一下 所以你想学拳击 Wait, hold on a second, so you wanted to learn how to box
是为了跟你哥哥打吗 so that you could fight your brother?
不是 No.
凯文很强 这是从你身上遗传来的 Kevin's tough, and he got that from you,
而我没有 and I didn't.
爸爸 是这样的 Dad, the thing is
我知道我是你的儿子 但凯文是你的... that I know I'm your son, but Kevin is your...
亲儿子 son-son,
他有你的DNA 但是我没有 and he got DNA stuff from you that I didn't.
你要教我 You need to teach me.
我需要学习如何成为一个斗士 爸爸 I need to learn how to become a fighter, Dad,
这样我将来才能有出息 if I'm gonna get anywhere in life.
-不 你不用 -不 爸 我... - No, you don't. - No, Dad, I just...
不 兰德尔 你不用 No, Randall, no, you don't.
听着 首先 Look, first of all,
你就是我的亲儿子 you are my son-son.
好吗 其次 Okay? And second...
你有着比拳头 ...you've got something even greater
更厉害的东西 than knowing how to throw a punch.
你有头脑 You-you've got a brain
聪明到成功让你老爸以为 so smart that you tricked your old man
我必须教你拳击 into thinking that I had to teach you how to fight.
而这 And that...
将成为你的秘密武器 左撇子拳击手 is gonna be your secret weapon, Southpaw.
你拿到多少登记选民了 So, uh, how many voters you register?
大概200 About 200.
你只需要再拉 差不多2万票吧 Ah, well, you only need around, uh, 20,000 more.
总要一步步来 Well, you got to start somewhere.
我奶奶在过去几个小时 You know, my grandmother has spent the last few hours
都在说那个手很好看的黑人 talking about the black man with nice hands.
她很喜欢观察人的手 She's got a thing about hands.
代我说声谢谢 我很注意保湿 Well, tell her thanks. I, uh... I moisturize.
我奶奶一生都没有投过票 My grandmother has never voted once in her life.
在韩国 她没有机会 In Korea, she didn't really have the access,
成为这里的公民后 and when she became a citizen over here,
她一直很清楚 没有政治家会关心 it was always clear to her that no politician cares
一个来自首尔北部小村庄的老妇人想要什么 what an old woman from a little village north of Seoul wants.
但是今天 她登记投票了 But today, she registered to vote,
人生75年中的第一次 for the first time in 75 years,
因为你让她相信 你关心他们 because you made her believe that you care.
另外 你有双好看的手 And, plus, the nice hands.
我确实关心 I do care.
我是政治学硕士 I have a master's in poli-sci,
在2016年俄亥俄州第13区国会竞选活动 and I was an aide in a congressional campaign
担任过助手 in Ohio's 13th in 2016.
我知道你没有竞选经理 I know you don't have a campaign manager.
我想干 I want the gig.
抱歉 我还不知道你的名字 I'm sorry, I didn't get your name earlier.
在元 其他人一般叫我约翰 Jae-won, but most non-Koreans call me John.
我和我的双手欢迎您的加入 在元 Me and my nice hands are happy to have you on board, Jae-won.
好啊 Okay. All right.
-是这么握手吗 谢谢 -不错 - Oh, is that how you do it? Kamsahamnida. - That's good.
-谢谢 谢谢 -这么发音 - Kamsahamnida. Kamsahamnida. - That's how you pronounce it. Yeah.
我还在想之前的事 You know, I'm still thinking about it.
我进屋的时候 想因为撒谎让他禁足 You know, I go in there wanting to ground him for lying to me,
可我出来的时候 and then when I left,
却想用尽我浑身力气紧紧拥抱他 I wanted to hug him tighter than humanly possible.
我真是 I just...
有时候那孩子真让我摸不着头脑 I can't get my head around that kid sometimes.
是啊 Yeah.
说到"头" Speaking of heads.
什么 What's that?
我今天给你买了这个 I got you this today.
就是个小玩意儿 没什么 Just a little something, not a big deal.
这是个考验吗 Is this a test?
这是个头盔 It's headgear.
我知道是头盔 Yeah, I know it's headgear.
既然拳击对你很重要 If boxing is important to you,
我希望你能保护好自己 好吗 I just want you to be safe, okay?
其实 我和我弟弟以前经常打拳击 You know, my brother and I, we used to box?
在我们那儿有个老拳击手 There was this local, ancient boxer in our neighborhood.
史蒂夫·比胡尼亚克 人称"章鱼男" Steve Bihuniak, "The Squid."
他有一对旧拳击手套 He had this old pair of boxing mitts that...
我们经常去那儿 一人戴一只 we used to go over there and we'd each put one of them on.
然后把厕纸卷起来 And-and then we'd roll toilet paper up
塞在嘴里当拳击牙套 and-and stuff it in our teeth like they were mouth guards,
然后就开始玩单手拳击赛 and, you know, we'd have these one-handed boxing matches.
这些很棒 These are great.
好吧 你赢了 All right, you win.
赢什么 Win what?
教我拳击 Teach me how to box.
-你想学拳击吗 -既然全家都知道怎么打 - You want to learn how to box? - If everybody else knows how.
拿着 Here.
-戴上 -我不... - Put that on. - I'm not...
-我不要戴这个 -你得保护头部 - not wearing this. - You got to protect your head.
戴手套就行了 Just put on the gloves.
这里 一只 Here. There's one...
戴紧点 好了 In there tight. Okay.
-好 -等一下 - Yeah. Okay. - Hold on a sec.
第二只戴上 往下压 Put this second one on-- just, like, push it down.
-好了 -好的 - There you go. Okay. - Okay.
把拳头举起来吧 Now get them up.
这样吗 Is this what I do?
你穿着睡袍 戴着拳击手套 I mean, you in a nightgown with boxing gloves on,
我都不知道 I mean, that was a fantasy
原来这也是我梦寐以求的一幅画面 I didn't even know that I was missing.
别闹 杰克 要怎么做 Shut up, Jack. How do I do this?
好 一只手朝这出拳 All right, send us one past here.
-好 -另一只手 - Yeah. - Oof. Throw the other one.
不错嘛 That's not so bad.
谢谢 Thank you.
不客气 Yeah. Of course.
是的 我这里有预算提案 Yes, I have the budget proposal right here.
玛丽 我等下打给你 Mary, let me call you back.
兰德尔 Randall.
很惊喜见到你 Pleasant surprise.
你很厉害 You're good.
今天在教堂 你和蔼大度 At church today, you were gracious,
但你表达得很清楚 我不属于这里 but you made it very clear you don't think I belong.
玩得不错 Well played.
躲开 躲开 快躲开 Come on, slip, slip, slip.
你看见了吗 Did you see that?
他被打中下巴 吐血了 He gets hit square in the jaw, spits out blood,
然后呢 他微笑了 and what does he do? He smiles.
他为什么要这么做 Why would he do that?
毕竟我干这行有段时间了 Well, uh, I've been at this a while.
是啊 我还在学习 Yeah, well, I'm still learning.
他不想让对手知道他受伤了 He doesn't want his opponent to know that he's hurt.
有些拳击手会这么做 There's this thing that some fighters do.
如果对手把他们打得很重 Okay? If their opponent hits them really hard,
他们就会露出大大的微笑 they just plaster on a big old smile.
缠住他 继续压制 加油 Go. Stay on him, stay on him. Go.
我请了位竞选经理 I did get a campaign manager.
他叫刘在元 His name is Jae-won Yoo.
我会赢下韩国城 I'm going to win Koreatown.
-小托 -嗯 - Tobe? - Yeah?
我不会离开你的 I'm not gonna leave you.
什么 What?
无论好坏 我都在你身边 I signed up for better or worse.
不 我知道 Yeah, no, I know. It-it...
只是 你不知道多久 It's just that you don't... you don't how long...
这将是伴随我一生的一部分 Like, this is gonna be a part of me for my entire life,
所以 so it's...
去吧 Go on.
宝贝 无论好坏 Babe, better or worse.
我从小就需要被人照顾着 Ever since I was a little girl, I have needed to be taken care of.
首先 我还是个小胖孩的时候 First, when I was a little chubby kid,
时刻需要悉心呵护 I needed to be coddled.
后来青春期就失去爸爸 And then as a teenager whose dad died,
我又时刻需要安慰 I needed to be comforted all the time.
我都三十八岁了 一遇到什么事情 I'm 38 years old, and I still call my mom for advice
还会打电话求助我妈 而你... when I'm going through a rough spot, and-and you...
你帮我战胜了好多次情绪崩溃 wow, you have talked me off of more emotional ledges
我数都数不过来 than I can count.
但事实是我很坚强 But the truth is I'm strong.
我经历的这一切 And the things that I've been through
让我坚不可摧 have made me tough as hell.
所以如果你觉得这会把我吓跑 So if you think this is gonna scare me away,
那你就大错特错了 you've got another thing coming.
我会帮你走出抑郁 小托 I'm gonna get you through this, Tobe.
而如果你再次陷入抑郁 And if you fall again,
我也会陪着你再次走出来 I will be right here to pick you back up.
无论疾病还是健康 无论好坏 In sickness and health, for better, for worse.
我说的是永远 I'm talking forever.
你可真好 You're incredible.
-小托 -嗯 - Tobe? - Yeah?
它在拉屎 He's pooping.
看呐 它在拉屎 Hey, look at you. He's pooping.
太好啦 All right.
-就一个晚上 凯文 -我知道 - One night, Kevin. - I know.
-我就要求这一个晚上 -我知道我知道 - I asked for one night. - I know, I know, I know, I know.
我知道 很抱歉打扰你变成葡萄干 I know you did, and I'm sorry to interrupt your raisining,
真的 为了赎罪 really, I am, and as penance,
我保证我会和你一起坐下来 I promise I'm finally gonna sit down with you
看纪录片《行星地球》 and I'm gonna watch that documentary Planet Earth,
就是你赞不绝口的那个 the one that you can't stop talking about.
但我真的得和你谈谈 But I really need to talk to you.
说吧 Go on.
好吧... Okay, uh...
我从来... I-I never...
我从来不知道该怎么问我爸爸...一些事情 I never really knew how to ask my dad... things.
甚至该问些什么都不知道 Or-or what to ask him, even.
所以 给你 And, um, well, here.
这是什么 What is this?
大家怎么都喜欢问呢 Why do people always ask that?
打开看看你就知道了 If you open it up, then you'll know what it is.
好吧 Okay.
这是去越南的签证申请 That is a visa application for a trip to Vietnam.
我得去那里 佐伊 I need to go there, Zoe.
我得去我爸爸最后服役的地方 I'm gonna go to the place where my dad last served,
我要找到那个女人 I'm gonna track down that woman,
然后弄清楚我爸爸的故事 and I'm gonna figure out my dad's story.
我知道这很疯狂 And I-I know it sounds absolutely crazy,
但还有更疯狂的 and it's probably even crazier
我想叫你和我一起去 that I'm asking you to come with me
虽然我们刚在一起没多久 because our relationship is brand-new,
而这很稀奇也很好玩 但是坐十四小时飞机 and it's fresh and it's fun and 14 hours on a plane
住同一个房间 浴室里还没有空气清新器 and sharing a hotel room and a bathroom with no air freshener,
就很恶心 just gross.
但我...我觉得可能 But I just... I-I figured maybe
你作为纪录片制片人的本能 也许会想去 the documentarian in you would dig it, you know?
或者你喜欢我的那部分 也许会想去 Or maybe the part of you that digs me would dig it.
我不知道 我觉得我说得太多了 I don't know, I just-- I feel like I'm talking way too much,
你得叫我住嘴 and I need you to help me stop.
越南吗 Vietnam, huh?
-嗯 -好的 - Yeah. - Yeah.
真的吗 Really?
-嗯 -你真的想去 - Yeah. - You want to go?
-嗯 -真的吗 - Yeah. - Yeah, really?
贝丝·皮尔森 Beth Pearson.
我的挚爱 Love of my life.
你还没睡真是太好了 I'm so glad you are up,
因为我有事要告诉你 亲爱的 because I have got the news, baby girl.
能给我击个鼓吗 Can I get a drumroll, please?
我有竞选经理了 I got a campaign manager.
还有我爱上石锅拌饭了 And a new love for bibimbap.
外卖订单上得加上韩国料理 We got to start adding Korean to the takeout menu.
太好了 亲爱的 That's great to hear, babe.
不 Nope.
怎么了 What is it?
出什么事了 What's wrong?
我被炒了 I got fired.
我知道 他们太蠢了 I know. They're idiots.
几个星期以来 For the past few weeks,
我一直装作我很好 I've been pretending that I'm fine,
但我不好 老公 but I'm not, babe.
我一点都不好 I'm not fine.
好的 Okay.
我很抱歉 I'm really sorry.
你为什么没跟我说呢 Why didn't you say anything?
因为我知道你肯定要说什么 任何公司 'Cause I know you're gonna say, like, any company would be,
雇到我都是走了大运 或者我很棒 you know, lucky to have me, or that I'm extraordinary
很出众 我... and exceptional-- I-I just...
我现在不想听这些话 I don't feel like hearing that right now,
因为我觉得...事实不是这样 because I don't... I don't feel like it's true.
你要是觉得事实不是这样 Well, you must have been sipping on crazy juice
那你肯定是红酒喝糊涂了 if you don't think that's true.
你可以问问我寄了简历的那么多家公司 Well, tell that to all the jobs I sent my résumé to.
加入我的竞选团队吧 Join my campaign.
不 No.
-为什么不呢 -我不想要出于怜悯的工作 - Why not? - No, I don't want a pity job.
我不是出于怜悯 It's not a pity job.
你已经有竞选经理了 You already have a campaign manager.
在元说如果想要胜算更大一点 Jae-won says if we want to stand a chance of winning this thing,
我得招募一个强大的团队 I have to hire a strong team.
我已经有二十年的经验告诉我贝丝·皮尔森 And I already got 20 years of data that says that Beth Pearson
就是我最好的队友 is the best teammate there is.
你是我缺失的那部分 老婆 You are my missing ingredient, baby.
你是我血腥玛丽中的辣根[调味] You're the horseradish in my Bloody Mary.
我们曾经 We pulled all-nighters
在连一张床垫都没有的空公寓里 in an empty apartment with the exception of a mattress
通宵学习 读完了硕士 to get each other through grad school.
我们用五千美元办了婚礼 We threw a wedding for $5,000
跟三州地区所有婚礼策划人谈判讲价 by negotiating the hell out of the entire Tri-State Area,
人们到现在还在谈论蟹饺的事 and people are still talking about them crab puffs.
-蟹饺确实不错 -对吧 - Them crab puffs. - Right?
只要我们合作 无所不能 Anything we take on, we crush.
你发誓这不是出于怜悯的工作 You swear this is not a pity job?
我哪敢出于怜悯给你工作呢 I wouldn't dare offer you a pity job.
你看到我时 You really do hear forest animals
真的会听到森林小动物唱歌跳舞吧 and kazoos when you see me, don't you?
你说什么 What's that now?
我们一起赢得选举吧 Let's win you an election.
我就是这么想的 That's what I am talking about.