《我们的生活》前情回顾 Previously on This Is Us...
宝贝 你确定你想现在去杂货店吗 Babe, are you sure that you want to go to the grocery store now?
对 我喜欢人少的时候去杂货店 Yeah, I like going when the store's not so crowded.
我知道你没有竞选经理 I know you don't have a campaign manager.
-我想干 -欢迎您的加入 在元 - I want the gig. - Happy to have you on board, Jae-won.
我知道你想要弥补很多事 I know you want to fix things.
想帮助我 Fix me.
但你和你的家人 But you and your family...
对我来说太痛苦了 It's just too painful.
有什么需要就打给我 凯文
老兵活动3月计划 每周一 每周二
米兰达·鲁伊斯
尼奇你好 Hi, Nicky.
很高兴认识你 It's nice to meet you.
我是鲁伊斯医生 I'm Dr. Ruiz.
我与这里的老兵已经共事两年了 I've been working with the vets here for two years.
你最近怎么了呢 So, what's been going on with you?
鸣禽路2125号
凯特生了宝宝 名字叫杰克
你开口说话 心理咨询才有效果 Therapy works better if you talk.
我讨厌这个悲伤的房间 I hate this sad, little room.
这句效果如何 How's that?
你知道我们离加拿大只有80英里吗 You know we're only 80 miles from Canada?
我从来没去过 I've never been.
有一次差点就跟我哥哥去了 I almost went once, with my brother.
但我没有 But I didn't.
为什么一直没去呢 Why haven't you ever gone?
我受不了枫树糖浆 I can't stand maple syrup.
那里发生的一些事 There's things that happened there
让人永远无法释怀 that you can't come back from.
它们会... 吞噬掉你一部分人性 You know, they... they make you less human.
-医生 -尼奇 - Hey, Doc. - Hi, Nicky.
是这样 我在想... So, listen, I was thinking...
今天我们开始之前 我有个坏消息 Before we start today, I have some bad news.
我要被调去亚利桑那州的老兵中心了 I'm being transferred to a vet center in Arizona.
我们全国上下的老兵中心都缺人手 Our centers all over the country are understaffed.
不过帕特森医生会接管这里 But you'll be working with Dr. Patterson
我听说他非常专业 and I hear he is exceptional.
尼奇 Nicky.
小心头 Watch your head.
你才小心你的头 克拉奇警官 You watch your head, Officer Krupke.
音乐剧《西区故事》中的滑稽角色
我不需要你过来的 I didn't need you to come.
我们的生活 第四季 第三集
早上好 Good morning.
兰德尔 慢点吃 会噎到的 Hey, Randall, slow down. You're gonna choke.
今天是上初中第一天 我想早点到 It's the first day of junior high, I want to get there early.
你要是吃巧克力麦片噎到了被送去急诊 Well, you're not gonna be early if you're in the ER
我看你还怎么早点到 好好嚼 with Count Chocula lodged in your throat. Chew.
为什么高级学校总要比普通学校开学早 Why do fancy schools start earlier than normal ones?
因为我们的脑容量更大 Because we have bigger brains to fill.
好吧 书呆子 我们在家里祝你过得开心 Okay, nerd. Well, have fun while we're home all day.
妈 还有黄瓜切片吗 Mom, do we have any cucumber slices?
你要黄瓜切片干什么 Why do you need cucumber slices?
我要放飞自我一天 I'm taking a me day.
好 如果我给你一把刀和一根黄瓜 Okay, so if I give you a cucumber and a knife,
你能不能答应我不会割伤自己 can I trust that you're not gonna cut yourself?
这个不做保证 I wouldn't count on it.
凯特宝贝 看什么呢 Hey, Katie girl. Whatcha reading?
你觉得辛迪·克劳馥好看吗 Do you think Cindy Crawford's pretty?
绝对比不上凯特·皮尔森 She's no Kate Pearson.
天哪 凯特快看 是苏珊·萨默斯 Oh, my God, Kate, look, it's Suzanne Somers,
是代言瘦腿神器的女士 It's the thigh master lady.
-她来我们家了 -真好笑 - She's in our home. - Ha, ha. Yeah.
雪莉借给我一些新的健美操视频 Shelly lent me some new aerobics video
我打算试一试 that I'm gonna try out in a little bit.
不错啊 Oh. Sounds great.
怎么了 你还好吗 Hey, what's wrong? You okay?
就是心情不好 I'm just, I'm in a mood.
你能懂吗 周一真的很难 You know? Mondays are hard.
我知道我接下来还有五天 I know that I've got, like, five days
都要应对各种繁文缛节 of the red tape factory ahead of me.
好吧 不过每天结束我都会在的 Mmm. Well, I will be here waiting at the end of every one.
这个不错 Oh. I like that.
你们能不能晚点再腻歪 Can you guys be gross later?
爸 赶紧走了 七年级在召唤我 Come on, Dad, seventh grade's calling.
-七年级在召唤我 -七年级 - Seventh grade is calling. - Seventh grade.
-好 拜 -拜拜 - Okay, bye. - Bye.
第一天愉快 多谢大大的拥抱 Have a great first day. Thanks for the big hug.
-我是劳伦斯老师 -我知道 - I'm Mr. Lawrence. - I know.
我是说 好的 我叫兰德尔 I-I mean, cool. I'm Randall.
很高兴认识你 兰德尔 Nice to meet you, Randall.
-请坐 -好的 - Please, have a seat. - Yeah.
好了 孩子们 把书翻到第一章 All right, kids, let's open our books to chapter one.
-在元呢 -跑到8英里时 - What happened to Jae-won? - He fell a little behind
他有点落后了 at mile eight.
你把8英里说得那么随意 You say "Mile eight" so casually.
你听出那个意思了 You caught that,
克拉克舞蹈学校盛大开业传单 The Clarke School of Dance grand opening flyers,
-刚印出来 -对 - hot off the press. - Yes.
每个人拿一些 Everybody, take a stack
发给任何一个看起来像是 and give it to anyone who looks like they need
生活中需要一点韵律的人 a little rhythm in their life.
苔丝 Hey, Tess?
我知道你紧张 但校园生活会很精彩的 I know you're nervous, but, uh, it's gonna be great.
我知道 我没事 I know. I'm good.
多谢 妈妈 Thanks, Mom.
你在报上看到写我的文章了吗 Oh, you see my article in there?
你是说《皮尔森市议员脑子坏了[双关"拆除铰链"]吗》 You mean "Councilman Pearson Unhinged?"
"皮尔森将办公室门从铰链上拆下 "Pearson takes his open door policy
从而升级其门户开放政策 to a new level by removing his office door from its hinges
皮尔森市议员脑子坏了吗 第12街区市议员向所有人敞开大门
此举表明欢迎所有人前来促膝交谈 to show that all are welcome for a sit-down.
皮尔森每周一都将倾听选民的声音..." Pearson spends every Monday listening to constituents..."
这是那篇文章吗 Is that the article?
是 Yeah.
你觉得我看着像脑子坏了吗 Hey, you think I come off as crazy?
绝不会 他们都夸你胆子大 No way, man. They called you bold.
他们都夸我与众不同 They called me different.
-报上说你脑子坏了 -可能是坏了 - It says you're unhinged. - Well, maybe I am.
今天找个时间 我想跟你谈一下 Oh, uh, sometime today, uh, I'd like to talk to you
我的提案 如果你有空的话 about my proposal, if you've got time.
对你 我一直都有时间 I always got time for you, J-Dubs.
-好的 -我得去洗澡了 - All right. - I got to hit the shower.
女儿们 第一天会非常愉快 Girls, you have an amazing first day.
你们全都光芒四射 You are all radiant women
你们驾到是这座城市的福气 and this town is lucky to have you.
-爱你们 -我也爱你 - Love you guys. - Love you, too.
我跟我女儿们说呢 I was talking to my girls.
抱歉 条件反射 Sorry. Reflex.
这个是棕色天鹅绒 Okay, so this is the brown velvet.
你喜欢柔软的面料吗 Do you like the soft fabric?
我们要让爸爸这周末装好这些窗帘 We're gonna have Daddy put up these curtains this weekend.
如果你喜欢天鹅绒就咯咯笑两声 So gurgle once if you like the velvet.
你做得到吗 能做到吗 Can you do that? Can you do that?
等等 我以为会看到你打扮好 Oh, wait, I thought, I was gonna get to see you all dressed up
穿上你吸引客户的新西装 in your new client-wooing suit.
冒着在到办公室之前就沾上汗渍的风险吗 What, and risk sweat stains before I even get to the office?
我可不是夜魔侠 我了解自己身体的极限 I'm not a daredevil. I know my body's limits.
但今天午饭的时候你会看到我穿的 But you'll get to see it today at lunch.
再次感谢你答应过来 Thanks again for agreeing to come.
他们真的想见见我老婆 They really wanted to meet my wife.
当然没问题了 Of course.
好了 再见 你能说再见吗 Okay, bye. Can you say bye-bye?
再见 Bye.
你好 我们还没来得及自我介绍 Hi. We haven't had a chance to introduce ourselves.
我们刚... 刚搬过来 We just, um... just moved in.
能麻烦你告诉你丈夫 Could you please tell your husband to stop parking
停车别挡人行道吗 in the middle of the sidewalk?
好的 很抱歉 只是我们有个 Yeah. Oh, I'm so sorry. It's just that we have
储物箱还没拆 this storage pod that we're unpacking,
他的车开不进去 so his car doesn't fit, you know,
-自己的车道 -那就停到街上 - in the driveway. - So park on the street
不然我就打电话把你的车拖走 before I start calling to have your car towed.
好的 Okay.
我们一定不能让奥迪奥 We are never going to let Audio
到那个人的院子里便便 poop in that man's yard.
妈的 妈的 Damn it. Damn it!
怎么了 What's going on?
你知道马林地产吗 You know the Marlin Property?
上周我们打了新的地基 We laid the new foundation last week.
20分钟前 普里查德接到市里的电话 20 minutes ago, Pritchard got a call from the city.
我们这边有人忘了安排 Someone on our end forgot to schedule
城市供水管道检查 the city water line inspection.
现在我们得都拆掉 So now, we got to tear everything out,
让市里来检查 have the city come take a look
然后重新开始 and then start all over from scratch.
签发许可的家伙绝对完了 毫无疑问 Whoever signed off on that permit is done for no question.
天呐 真希望是多诺万 Oh, God. I hope it was Donovan.
我巴不得看他倒台 I would love to see him go down.
你知道他在休息室用微波炉热鱼排吗 You know, he microwaves fish sticks in the break room?
谁会那么干 Who does that?
是我给马林地产签了许可 米格尔 I signed off on the Marlin permit, Miguel.
-什么 -是我 - What? - That was me.
先生 我叔叔尼奇对于 Sir, my uncle Nicky is extremely remorseful
扔椅子砸穿窗户这事特别后悔 about throwing that chair through your window.
对吗 尼奇叔叔 Isn't that right, Uncle Nicky?
是的 Yes.
看吧 See?
这里说你两个月后 It says here you have a hearing
要上老兵法庭接受聆讯 in veterans' court in two months.
他面临着高达25万美元的罚款 Um, he's facing, uh, up to $250,000 in fines.
或者十年监禁 先生 我想说 Or, uh, ten years in prison. Sir, I mean...
他只是扔了把椅子 对吗 the man threw a chair, right?
又不是毁了一幅班克西的作品 It's not like he, uh, shredded a Banksy.
英国街头艺术家
对吗 Right?
无论如何 Um, anyway,
他的法院指定律师说 his-his court-appointed attorney, um,
如果他能证明自己 said that if he could show that he was committed
肯在这里潜心接受治疗 to continuing treatment here at this facility,
就可以获得减刑 um, that his sentence could be reduced.
甚至可能免罪 Perhaps even pardoned.
我可以让帕特森医生今天做一次评估 I can have Dr. Patterson do an evaluation today,
然后判断尼奇是否具有更大威胁 and we'll assess if Nicky poses a further threat.
如果没有 我就让他继续在这里治疗 If he doesn't, I'll allow him to continue his treatments here
但仍需考察 on a probationary basis.
蝙蝠侠 助手罗宾 Batman, Robin,
今天的进展如何 how was your run today?
-无聊透顶 -令人振奋 - Deadly. - Invigorating.
那片文章发得好 谢伊 Great job getting the article out there, Shay.
明显提高了我们的热度 Clearly it got us buzz.
热度 他们说你"脑子坏了" Buzz? They called you "Unhinged."
你说什么 柏妮丝 What was that, Bernice?
你今晚六点半与威尔金斯和拉米雷斯议员 You have drinks with Councilmen Wilkins and Ramirez
约了酒局讨论威尔金斯的住房提案 at 6:30 tonight to discuss Wilkins' housing initiative.
别让这场作秀耽误了你的时间 Don't let this stunt make you late.
我不会迟的 而且这也不是作秀 I wouldn't miss it. And it's not a stunt.
大家早上好 Wow. Good morning, everyone.
很高兴大家前来与我们对话 Uh, thanks for coming here to talk to us.
我很期待与各位的交流 I'm looking forward to speaking with you all.
不好意思 Uh, excuse me.
你希望我和柏妮丝谈谈她的态度吗 You want me to talk to Bernice about the attitude?
或者雇一个态度好点的助手 Or find an aide with less attitude?
有点脾气没关系 I can deal with a little attitude.
柏妮丝比我们所有人加起来经验更丰富 Bernice has more experience than the rest of us combined.
我们需要她这样的人才 We need somebody like her around.
别担心 朋友 Don't worry, my friend,
她会学着像你一样喜欢我的 she'll learn to adore me as much as you do.
好的 谁先来 All right, who's first?
小伙子 稍等一下 Hey, my man, hold up a sec.
你也是今年才来吗 Is this your first year here, too?
不 我已经来了三年 Nope, my third.
而且我从你的简历里得知你刚刚 And I read in your teacher bio that you just
从芝加哥搬过来 moved here from Chicago.
你喜欢公牛队 我也是 And you love the Bulls. Well, me, too.
如果你已经来了三年 Well, if it's your third year,
应该清楚这里的校规 then you should know the rules.
我得给你开黄色罚单了 I got to write you a yellow slip
因为你的鞋不符合着装要求 for being out of dress code with those shoes.
嗯 但我穿的是乔丹气垫鞋 Yeah, but they're Air Jordans.
像迈克尔·乔丹穿的那种 Like Michael Jordan wears.
对 但迈克尔·乔丹 Yeah, but Michael Jordan
不需要遵循我们的着装规定 doesn't have to abide by our dress code.
所以 如果你想在这里读书 See, look, you want to be in a place like this,
就要衣着得体 好吗 you got to look the part, okay.
所以我穿了套西装 像阿瑟尼奥·豪尔那样 That's why I rock a suit. You know, like Arsenio Hall.
抱歉 小伙子 Sorry, man.
这就是他 There he is.
-这是杰克 -天呐 - And this is Jack. - Oh, my God.
他刚刚六个月大 He's just six months old.
我的天 看他的睫毛 Oh, God, those eyelashes.
好看吧 Right?
真是太棒了 That's pretty amazing.
我们用他外祖父的名字给他起了名 We named him after his grandpa.
她也来了 这是我的妻子凯特 Oh, and here she is. This is my wife Kate.
-凯特 这是黛比和阿尔琼 -你们好 - Kate, please meet Debbie and Arjun. - Hi, how are you?
托比刚才在给我们看你们儿子的照片 Toby was just showing us photos of your son.
他真是可爱至极 He's ridiculously cute.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
幸亏很可爱 不然还没法退货呢 Yeah, thankfully, 'cause there's no return policy.
对 是退不了 No, there's not.
不过我们可不是来聊他的 But we are not here to talk about him.
我们是要来讨论数据库服务器的 We are here to talk about database servers
还有你们其他各方面的技术需求 所以 and all of your other IT needs. So...
各位 你们可以就座了 Your table is ready, folks.
-跟我来 -真好 - Come with me. - Great.
谢谢 Thank you.
你这身打扮真好看 You look great.
谢谢 你也是 Thanks. So do you.
说实话 抱歉 Oh, actually, you know what. Sorry.
我不想当个烦人精 不过 I hate to be a pain, but it looks like
我们好像刚好坐在通风口下面了 we're right below a vent here,
冷风一吹 热乎乎的龙虾浓汤可就不好吃了 and a cool breeze can really ruin a hot lobster bisque.
他们家的龙虾浓汤相当美味 They have an amazing lobster bisque.
你们看我们能否换个位子呢 Uh, do you think we could sit at a different table,
比如那边那桌 like that one over there?
不好意思 先生 那几桌有人定了 Sorry, sir, those are reserved.
没关系 我们不怎么喝浓汤的 This is fine. We don't eat bisque.
我本来打算喝的 我很喜欢那个汤 I was gonna have bisque. I love bisque...
其实他这么提议是因为... He's actually asking because I...
这座位我坐不下 can't fit in the booth.
我应该自带个温馨提示的 对吧 I should come with a label, right?
"可能会有尴尬场面哦" "May contain uncomfortable moments."
很抱歉 这边还有张桌子没人 I'm so sorry. There's a table this way.
谢谢 爱你 Thank you. Love you.
老板 你现在有空吗 Hey, boss, you, uh... you got a sec?
皮尔森 有空啊 什么事 Pearson, yeah. What's up?
马林地产是我签发的许可 I was the one that signed off on the Marlin Property.
我也不知道我怎么会漏掉那环节 I don't know how I missed that
当时我们没检查供水管道 we didn't have the water line inspection.
你知道你这失误导致了我多少损失吗 Do you know how much your mistake is gonna cost?
两万块 我一下子亏掉了整整两万块 20,000. That's money straight out of my pocket.
我很抱歉 我也不知道怎么会这样 I'm-I'm sorry. Okay, I don't know how this happened.
我之前从来没有犯过这种错 I've never made a mistake like this before.
可你现在犯了 Yeah, but now you have.
这可是大忌啊 It's colossal.
对不起 杰克 I'm sorry, Jack,
犯这么大错 我留不得你了 you don't come back from this one.
大跨步 甩起来 Walk it out, shake it down...
宝贝 Hey, Bug.
你要和我一起练练吗 Do you want to try this with me?
-好啊 -真的吗 - Sure. - Really?
那快过来吧 小可爱 Well, sashay on in here, little cutie.
我来教你怎么跳 很简单的 I'll show you how it's done. It's really easy.
我们只要跟着电视来就好了 All we're gonna do is just follow along.
跳乱了也别着急 好吗 And don't worry if you mess up. Right?
看到了吗 See?
你看到她怎么跳了吗 你试一下 See what she's doing? There you go.
迈出去 点地 Step, touch.
又回到这个动作了 Now she's going back here.
小凯 你能接下电话吗 Hey, Kev, can you get that?
你打扰到我放飞自我了 This is interrupting my me time.
喂 Hello?
小凯 是我 你能叫妈妈接电话吗 Hey, hey, Kev, it's me. Um, can you get Mom?
发生什么事了 What's wrong?
我 我惹麻烦了 I-I got in trouble,
有张黄色罚单要爸妈签名 and Mom and Dad have to sign a yellow slip.
我感觉我快呼吸不上来了 And I just feel like I can't breathe.
我真的要吓死了 I'm really freaking out.
那你觉得现在告诉妈妈你惹事了 And do you think telling Mom you got in trouble
还有用吗 will make it better?
我也不知道是怎么回事 Well, I don't know what's happening.
我不知道该怎么办 I don't know what to do.
妈妈 迪伦打来的 Mom, it's Dylan.
我要去找他玩了 I'm going to his house.
去你们学校侧门等我 I'll meet you by the side door of your school.
别往家里打电话了 Don't call back here.
拜托 Come on.
毯子 熊猫 布拉德肖 Blanket, panda, Bradshaw.
这台机子坏掉了 That one's broken.
你要去拐角那一台才能买东西 You have to use the one around the corner.
你对这里很熟嘛 You know your way around this place, huh?
我和我妈妈一起来的 她最近在做心理咨询 I come with my mom here. She's seeing a therapist.
我爸爸说这样对她有好处 My dad said it's good for her.
懂了 Gotcha.
想一起玩吗 Want to play something?
我玩马里奥赛车很厉害的 来吧 I'll crush Mario Kart. Let's go.
咨询进行中
不不不 Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
你赢了 Ah, you beat it.
-该你了 -好 吃洋葱玉米圈吗 - Your turn. - Yep. Funyun?
-好 -好了 该我大展身手了 - Yeah. - All right. Time for me to shine.
你开一次 我开一次 I gave you a chance to drive. You give me a chance to drive.
你在后座指手画脚 不停在我耳边叨叨 I can't do very well when you're backseat driving,
影响我发挥了 chirping in my ear the whole time...
不 我要用火箭加速器 No, I-I'm putting on your rocket booster.
不不不 好吧 的确有所帮助 No, no, no! Oh, okay. Well, that helped. All right.
好 但你不能挡住屏幕 因为我想... Yeah, but you can't block the screen, because I'm trying...
你是谁 Who are you?
妈 这是我的朋友 凯文 Hey, Mom. This is my friend, Kevin.
凯文·皮尔森 Kevin Pearson.
你跟我想象的不一样 You are not at all what I pictured
你儿子跟我说他妈是退伍老兵 when your son said his mom was a vet.
你也和我想象中 Well, you're not at all what I picture
我儿子的朋友不一样 when my son says he has a friend.
我声明一下 40岁的男人 For the record, a 40-year-old man
和一个9岁的男孩一起玩有点... hanging out with a nine-year-old boy is...
诡异 it's creepy.
我绝对不是40岁 Oh, definitely not 40.
可我儿子绝对是9岁 Well, definitely nine.
把你的包收拾好 宝贝 Let's get your backpack on, bud.
-走了 -好 - Come on. - Okay.
我怎么看你这么眼熟 How do I know you? Oh,
你演过电视 you were on a television show.
《成长没烦恼》吗 Um... Who's the Boss?
《成长没烦恼》 Who's the Boss?
我39岁 女士 I'm 39 years old, lady.
我演的是《靓男保姆》 I was on a show called The Manny.
你看过吗 You ever see that?
你是个退伍老兵 and you're a vet.
不不 我的叔叔 就在这 他是 No, no, my-- Oh, my uncle, right here, he's a vet.
你是那个朝我扔椅子的人 You're the guy who threw a chair at me.
别自作多情了 我不是朝你扔的 Well, don't flatter yourself, I wasn't throwing it at you.
妈 他们能和我们一起去购物中心吗 Mom, can they come to the arcade with us?
绝对不行 好了 宝贝 我们走 Absolutely not. Come on, bud, let's go.
再见 Goodbye now.
怎么样 So?
进展如何 Well, how'd it go?
他觉得我棒极了 欢迎我随时回来 He thinks I'm a delight. Welcome back anytime.
你不介意我问一下吧 You wouldn't be offended if I cross-checked that, would you?
医生 你好 Hey, Doc, hi.
我想问一下我叔叔的情况 Uh, I was just wondering how that went with my uncle.
我准备建议批准他 Yes, I'm gonna recommend that we allow him
接受医疗服务 to resume receiving services.
好 Great.
但你不要抱太大希望 But I don't want you to get your hopes up.
没人能帮得了不想接受帮助的人 None of us can help someone who doesn't want to be helped.
不好意思接个电话 Excuse me.
拜托 好吧 Oh, come on. Great.
机器人 长颈鹿... 尿不湿 Robot, giraffe... diapers.
在经过路面上的坑的时候 I mean, I busted a ball joint on my car
-我车上的球形接合被碰坏了 -好 - on one of those potholes. - I got you.
我会和教育委员会说的 I'll bring it to the school board.
在元 能麻烦你 Hey, Jae-won, can we make
-记一下吗 -好 - a note of that, please? - Yeah.
皮尔森议员办公室 Councilman Pearson's office.
等一下 Oh, one moment.
马泰尔议员找您 Councilman Martell's on the line.
6点前不要转接电话进来 Uh, please keep holding my calls till 6:00.
我第一次注意到... So, I first noticed it...
晚安 佩雷斯小姐 Have a great night, Miss Perez.
这就是我们治理12区的方式 And that is how we govern in District 12.
你得出发了 You need to leave for your drinks.
我知道了 柏妮丝 马上就走 I hear you, Bernice, and I'm one foot out the door.
J 你在路上给我讲讲 J, you can prep me on the way?
好 如果有时间的话 Yep. And maybe we can talk about my proposal,
也许我们可以聊聊我的建议 if there's time?
蝙蝠侠最喜欢这样了 罗宾 Oh, Batman would love nothing more, Robin.
我能不当罗宾当别人吗 Can I be someone other than Robin?
他看起来像亚洲人 但他不是亚洲人 I mean, he looks Asian, but he isn't Asian.
-阿玛迪斯·周 -是的 - Amadeus Cho, maybe. - Sure, buddy.
你可以当阿玛迪斯·周 You can be Amadeus Cho.
皮尔森议员 能和你聊聊吗 Councilman Pearson, can I have a word?
不 我们需要在6点前把他送出去 No, we need to wrap him up by 6:00.
我本来5点15就能到这里的 Well, I would have been here at 5:15,
但2路公交晚了 but the number two bus was late,
所以我不得不走20条街才来到这 so I had to walk 20 blocks to get here,
就是为了和你抱怨公交系统一团乱 just to complain to you about how the bus system is jacked.
-而且我的表显示才5点59分 -先生 - And it's only 5:59 by my watch. - Sir,
请进我办公室聊聊吧 why don't you come into my office?
在元 请向其他市议员转达我的歉意 Jae-won, please extend my apologies to the other councilmen.
告诉他们 我一会就到 Tell them I will be there soon.
我知道sta Yeah, I know.
太棒了 那些书呆子们超喜欢我们 Yes! Those nerds loved us.
你以后都应该帮我一起招揽顾客 Huh? You should help me woo clients all the time.
我们可以在特纳电视网主演刑侦类节目 We could star in, like, a TNT procedural,
但我们就做信息技术交易 where we close IT deals.
一季播出后我们会被取消续订 We'd be cancelled after one season,
但粉丝们会抬高我们的社会地位 but the fans would elevate us to cult status.
-托比 -怎么了 - Toby. - Yeah?
-把你衬衫脱了 -好的 老大 - Take your shirt off. - Yeah, bossy.
我喜欢你这专横的性格 Yeah, I like that for your character.
托比 Toby.
我穿着这件衣服出了半天的汗 Look, I've got, like, a half-day's worth of sweat under this bad boy.
相信我 你不会想看见我乱糟糟的胸毛的 Trust me, you do not want to see my matted chest rug.
我去 Uh, holy crap.
我知道你减肥了 但我... Like, I knew that you lost weight, but I d--
我猜我一直没看过你完全裸体 I guess I just haven't seen you fully undressed.
我最近只顾着关注杰克了 I've just been so focused on Jack.
没错 我知道你有许多事要忙 Yeah, I mean, I mean, you've had a lot going on.
你也是 So have you.
新手妈妈的压力让我胖了十镑 New-mom stress has me up ten pounds.
新手爸爸的压力却让你有了大力水手的胳膊 New-dad stress means that you have Popeye arms?
这说不通啊 That doesn't make any sense.
过去几个月里 我一直去健身房锻炼 Okay, I-I've been going to the gym over the last few months.
大多是在我午休时去的 On my lunch break, mostly.
偶尔在上班前或下班后去 Sometimes before or-or after work.
我一直在做健身训练 I've been doing CrossFit.
你为什么没告诉我 Why didn't you tell me?
因为你一直在努力做个好妈妈 Because you were being this rock star mom,
我不想让你因为没有精力去健身房 and I didn't want to make you feel bad
或者没有精力坚持节食减肥 for not having the energy to go to the gym, or
或者别的原因 而感到难过... stick to a diet right now, or...
凯特 我38岁时就犯了心脏病 Look, Kate, I had a heart attack at age 38.
而杰克... And with Jack...
他的一生已经足够具有挑战性了 He-- his life is gonna be challenging enough,
他不需要一个在教他系鞋带的时候 he doesn't need to have a dad who's gonna drop dead one day
突然暴毙的爸爸来给他增加负担 trying to teach him how to tie his shoes.
而他妈妈可能会这样 Oh, like his mom might.
我没那个意思 I didn't say that.
-凯特 -我能理解 - Kate... - I get it.
我就是有点措手不及 This just caught me a little off guard.
杰克 Jack?
杰克 怎么了 Jack, what happened?
他解雇了我 He fired me.
我完了 Yeah, I'm done.
米格尔 喂 你要干什么 Miguel... Hey. Hey. Where you going?
米格尔 Miguel?
里瓦斯 现在没空 Rivas, not now...
杰克在这家公司工作了近20年 Jack has been with this company for almost 20 years.
他是名勤恳的员工 He's a hard worker.
他和我们员工关系都很好 Has a great relationship with our crews,
在公司野外烧烤时他总带着最棒的辣椒 and he brings the best chili to the company cookouts.
-如果他要走 我也走 -米格尔 你不用 - So if he goes, I go. - Miguel, look, you don't have to...
我是你业绩最棒的上层客户经理 I am your most successful upper-level account manager.
去年我们收益最好的生意中 有八分之五 Five of the eight most lucrative deals we made last year,
是我引进的客户 I brought those clients in.
我想让你扪心自问 普里查德 哪个更划算 So I want you to ask yourself, Pritchard, what's worth more:
是今天我们即将损失的两万美元 the $20,000 that we're gonna lose today,
还是当我和杰克 还有我所有多金的客户 or the hundreds of thousands that you will lose
一起离开这里后 你即将损失的成千上万美元 when me, Jack, and all my cash-rich clients walk out of here.
我一定说到做到 'Cause I will do it.
我今天就会离开这里 再也不会回来 I will walk out of here today, and I will not look back.
太好玩了 是吧 宝贝 That was so fun, right, Bug?
我很愿意以后有机会能再跟你 I would love to do another one of these tapes
-看着录像带一起运动 -我也很愿意 - with you sometime. - Yeah, that would be awesome.
我要去喝点水 你要喝吗 I'm gonna go get some water. Do you want some?
-喝 -好的 - Mm-hmm. - Okay.
"告诉你丈夫停车别挡人行道"这句话里 What part of "Tell your husband not to block the sidewalk"
你是哪个字不明白 Didn't you understand?
你认真的吗 我没心情听你说这个 行吗伙计 Really? Not now. Okay, dude?
我刚发现我丈夫 I just found out my husband
一直偷偷溜出去健身 has been sneaking off to get ripped,
就在我留在家里照顾儿子的时候 while I'm just here at home taking care of our son.
所以 我真的没心情听你扯挡不挡路的事 So really, I'm not in the mood for your stupid curb drama.
很抱歉你今天过得不好 I'm sorry you're having a bad day.
两年半前我严重中风了 I had a massive stroke two and a half years ago.
差点回不来 Almost punched my ticket.
我被迫重新学习做每件事 I had to relearn how to do everything.
如何走路 说话 甚至如何咀嚼和吞咽 How to walk, talk, even how to chew and swallow.
不过我终于做到了 I finally did it, though.
可一周后 我失业了 And a week later, I lost my job.
真抱歉 你太不容易了... Oh, I'm so sorry. It's awful...
我还没说完 Not done yet.
我现在唯一的目标甚至有点可悲 My only goal right now is to be able to walk
就是坚持走一英里 just one pathetic mile.
所以每天早上 我都会绕着这个街区走 So every morning, I walk around this block.
虽然走不快 但我一直坚持 I'm not fast, but I do it.
除非你丈夫停车挡住了人行道 Unless your husband blocks the sidewalk,
我就过不去了 and I can't get past.
如果他明天还这样做 我就拿钥匙划他的车 If he does again tomorrow, I'm keying his car.
这只手还可以用 This hand still works fine.
我正在愤怒暴走着离开 This is me storming away!
别眨眼 小心看不到 Don't blink, you'll miss it.
好了 小姑娘们… All right, little mamas...
鸡扒在烤箱里了 chicken parm is in the oven,
我们有30分钟的时间 we have 30 minutes on the timer,
跟我聊聊你们的生活 catch me up on your days.
我想知道所有事 I want to know everything.
我的数学老师长得像赞达亚 My math teacher looks like Zendaya.
可爱的蜘蛛侠赞达亚 Wait, cute Spider-Man Zendaya
还是HBO剧毒瘾少女赞达亚 or HBO drugged-out Zendaya?
等等 我马上回来 Wait, I'll be right back.
你呢 What about you, huh?
你过得怎么样 How was your day?
交了什么想告诉我的新朋友吗 You make any friends you want to tell me about?
没有 很平常 Not really. It was pretty average.
人们 上课 就那样 People, classes, you know.
你收到我的短信了 You got my text?
是啊 手机我还是很会用的 Yeah, I'm pretty good at using the phone.
是这样... Listen, um...
你在学校听说我的事了吗 You hear anything about me in school?
没有 什么事 No. Like what?
你在竞选学生会吗 I mean, you running for student council
还是什么别的逊事 or something lame like that?
不 不是... No, no. Not quite. Um...
我... 我有一个女儿 Thing is, I-I, I have a daughter.
她六个月大了 She's six months old.
我知道你可能在学校听说 I knew you might hear about it at school,
而我不想通过短信告诉你 and I didn't want to tell you over text.
我和她妈妈交往了一段时间 然后… Her-her, her mom and I were together for a while, and...
她怀孕了 ...well, she got pregnant.
她父母想让珍妮尔 See, her-her parents wanted to put Janelle--
就是我的女儿 珍妮尔... that's my girl, Janelle, um...
送去被领养 wanted to put her up for adoption,
但我 我和我父母不想 but me, me and my parents didn't want that,
所以...她就跟我们生活了 so... so we got her.
我参与了疗程 Hey, I did the session.
你想坐牢吗 You want to go to jail?
那就是你想要的吗 Is that what you want?
因为如果你不认真对待的话 Because that's what your future holds
那就是你的未来 if you don't start taking this seriously.
好啊 至少如果我进了监狱 Yeah, well, at least if I go to jail,
你就不会一直来烦我了 you won't keep coming around to bust my balls.
干什么 Hey! What?!
你知道我已经戒酒一年多了吗 Did you know that I was sober for over a year?
然后我来到这里 见到你 And then I came here and I met you,
你猜怎么着 我又开始喝酒了 and then, guess what, I started drinking again.
-你知道吗 -我又没叫你回来 - Did you know that? - I didn't ask you to come back.
但我回来了 Well, I did.
我是你哥哥的儿子 好吗 I'm your brother's son, all right?
我已经为你来过两次了 And I have come here twice now for you.
如果你对我没有一点感激之情 And if you're not gonna show me a little bit of gratitude,
也许你可以在内心深处某个地方 perhaps you can search deep down inside somewhere,
找寻一下对我有没有一丝的理解 and find, like, an ounce of understanding.
该死 我需要一个互助会 你知道... Damn, I need a meeting. You know, this...
我要去互助会 你跟我一起去 好吗 I'm going to a meeting, and you're coming with me, okay?
不管你是在车里等 还是干什么 And I don't give a damn if you wait in the car or not,
我不会把你留在这里 而我需要一个互助会 but I'm not leaving you here, and I need a meeting,
所以走吧 so let's go.
站起来 我们走 Get up. Let's go.
你还好吧 Hey. You okay?
你做了什么 What'd you do?
我没穿对衣服 I was out of dress code.
就为这事你吓成这个样子 That's what you're freaking out about?
怎么 是因为你的衬衫没有塞进 What, was your shirt not tucked deep enough
你的老爹裤子里吗 into your old man pants?
不好笑 This is not funny!
来吧 我看看你的罚单 Come on. Let me see your slip.
你想要妈妈潦草的字还是认真的字 You want Mom in a hurry or Mom before bed?
当我没问 Never mind.
-等等 你不能这样 -没事的 - Wait, you can't do that! - It's fine.
我常干这事儿 I do this all the time.
这样爸爸妈妈就不会知道 This way Mom and Dad will never know
你有麻烦了 you got in trouble.
拜托 兄弟 冷静点 Come on, man, just calm down.
不会有事的 冷静 It's gonna be okay. Calm down.
我不知道他们是怎么让 I don't know how they let the quarterback
赢了超级碗的四分卫成了自由球员 who won them the Super Bowl become a free agent.
你确定你接触不到老鹰乐队的人吗 You sure the Eagles roster is outside your purview?
摩里斯先生 我会把你的经历 Mr. Morris, I'm gonna take your experiences
告诉交通委员会 to the Transportation Committee.
-我真的很感激 议员先生 -更谢谢你 先生 - I really appreciate it, Councilman. - I appreciate you, sir.
-再见 -6点52分了 - Take care. - 6:52.
天哪 我知道了 柏妮丝 Oh, my goodness, I know, Bernice.
我现在就过去 I'm headed over there now.
不好意思 Uh, excuse me.
先生 那扇门是故意拆掉的 Sir, that door's off the hinges on purpose.
刚有人打电话让我把它装回去 I just got a call about putting it back.
门不装铰链不符合消防规定 Having the door off is a fire hazard.
不好意思 各位 Uh, excuse me, everyone,
能给我们谈话的空间吗 could you, could you give us the room?
拜托 Please.
我对你所有的翻白眼 叹息和语气 I think I've been pretty patient with all the eye rolls
都很有耐心了 and the sighs and the attitude.
我要说明一点... To be clear...
我是这里的议员 你不是 I am the councilman here. Not you.
那你就应该表现得像个议员 Then you need to start acting like it.
你说什么 Excuse me?
你是政客 不是心理医生 You're a politician, not a therapist.
你是新来的 很天真 你在这里没有任何记录 You're new, naive, and you have no track record here.
你需要花时间让和你一起执政的16个人 You need to spend your time trying to get the 16 people
全心全意支持你 you govern with on your side.
而不是和街上所有的乔·施莫闲聊 Not gabbing with every Joe Schmoe off the street.
但不该是由我告诉你这个 But I shouldn't be telling you this.
应该是你的首席顾问 Your chief of staff should.
那你的意思是 And what are you saying?
你要是真的想为这些人服务 You really want to serve these people, hmm?
你需要一个了解市议会运作方式的人 You need someone who understands how city council works.
而不是一个又当参谋长 And who's not pulling double duty
又当好朋友的人 我的意思是什么 as your best friend. So what am I saying?
让我说明确点 你需要解雇在元 Let me be clear: You need to fire Jae-won.
我们14磅重的儿子 Our son soils an incredible amount
-居然能弄脏这么多衣服 -是啊 - of clothing for a 14-pound being. - Yeah.
他生活中最有激情的事情就是 His main passion in life is making things
突然排泄和吐奶 所以... inside his body suddenly appear outside of his body, so...
是啊 Yeah.
听着 我... Hey, look, I'm, uh...
很抱歉 我没告诉你健身训练的事 I'm sorry I kept all that CrossFit stuff from you.
我不该那么做的 I shouldn't have done that.
我只是很难受 It's just hard.
看到你瘦了这么多 You know, seeing you lose so much weight,
而我却越来越胖 and I'm doing the opposite.
而且我没有心理准备 And it took me by surprise.
今天看到你穿着新衣服 Seeing you in all those new clothes today,
我真的很震惊 it really shook me.
但那是我的问题 But that's my problem.
我很高兴你越来越健康 I'm so happy that you're getting healthy,
你看起来棒极了 and you look amazing.
说真的 你看起来像是文·迪塞尔的替身 Seriously, you look like Vin Diesel's body double.
你知道的 我特别爱看《超级奶爸》 You know that The Pacifier's my guilty pleasure.
对 我很清楚 Yes. All too well.
所以别再有秘密了 好吗 So no more secrets, okay?
不再有秘密 No more secrets.
很高兴你来了 I'm glad you decided to come.
我只是来吃小吃的 I'm just here for the snacks.
-喝酒使我胃口大开 -明白了 - Drinking gives me a salt tooth. - Got it.
真巧啊 这世上那么多城镇 I mean, of all the AA meetings
有那么多戒酒互助会 in all the towns in all the world.
-你真的要坐在我旁边吗 -不 我坐在那边 - You gonna really sit next to me? - No, I'm sitting over there.
我能进来坐吗 Can I sit?
我喜欢的男孩有个孩子 The boy I like has a baby.
我靠 Damn.
是吧 I know.
那你还喜欢他吗 Do you still like him?
这... 我不知道 It's... I don't know.
很复杂 It's complicated.
你之前也让我感觉挺复杂的 You know, you seemed pretty complicated, too,
你刚来的时候 when you showed up.
好 Okay.
该你说了 Now it's your turn.
我以为转到新学校 I thought the one good thing about a new school
好处就是 我不用再出柜了 would be that I didn't have to come out.
我可以直接表现出来 I could just be out.
但今天坐我旁边吃午饭的女生 But a girl I was sitting with at lunch
问我觉得某个橄榄球运动员性不性感时 asked me if I thought this football player was hot
我说了性感 and I said yes.
我不知道为什么 I don't know why.
而且糟糕的是 And it sucks, like,
以前我都会想跟妈妈谈谈 I used to want to talk to my mom about stuff,
但现在变得难以启齿了 but it's harder now.
有时候 Well, sometimes,
就算你什么都不说 even when you don't say anything,
他们也会守在那里 they're still there, you know?
就算根本不了解情况 I mean, even when they don't know what's going on,
兰德尔和贝丝都会陪着我们 Randall and Beth are just there.
这是这个家超级棒的一点 That's one thing that's really cool about this house.
-天啊 有孩子了 -老天啊 - Man, a baby! - Oh, God.
-别闹了 -给人当后妈吗 - Please. - Oh, stepmom?
你还好吗 So you good?
你今天真的吓坏了 You were really freaking out today.
兰德尔 我说真的 Randall, for real.
感觉我心脏都要炸开了 It felt like my heart was gonna explode.
你觉得会不会是 心脏病 Do you think it was, like, a heart attack?
凯文告诉我了 Kevin told me.
也许只是因为青春期什么的 Maybe it was just, like, puberty.
据说青春期身上会有很多奇怪的变化 They say your body does a bunch of weird stuff.
谢谢你今天过来 Thanks for coming today.
没什么 我也挺无聊的 Whatever. I was bored.
在游泳池的时候我亲了斯图尔特·阿尔博基尼 I kissed Stewart Alberghini at the pool.
斯图尔特·阿尔博基尼 Stewart Alberghini?
你们会喜欢块头比你们大的女生吗 Would you ever like a girl who's bigger than you?
我要和辛迪·克劳馥结婚 I'm gonna marry Cindy Crawford.
她将近一米八 块头比我大多了 She's, like, 5'9" and way bigger than me.
你们知道谁是阿瑟尼奥·豪尔吗 Hey, do you know who Arsenio Hall is?
兰德尔 你以后 Randall, you really need
别只知道看书行吗 to stop spending all your time reading.
话说回来 So...
斯图尔特·阿尔博基尼啊 Stewart Alberghini.
好了 谢谢你们两个 Okay, guys, thank you.
我是米格尔 This is Miguel.
在忙吗 Hey, man, you busy?
没 我...是在忙 Uh, no, I'm-I-- Well, yeah,
我在处理堆积如山的文书 I'm-I'm just going through a-a mountain of paperwork here.
你还好吗 You doing okay?
还好 饭碗还在 所以... Yeah, I'm still employed, so...
听我说 Hey, look,
我知道我们之间 I know we don't ever say
从来不说肉麻的话 不过 any mushy things to each other, but
如果能说的话 I mean, if we did,
这次肯定就得说了 th-this would definitely be one of those times.
杰克 你是要跟我说你爱我吗 Jack, are you-- are you trying to tell me that you love me?
你是想说这个吗 Is that what you're trying to do here?
我得告诉你 老兄 Because I got to tell you, man,
-我结婚了 所以... -不是 - I'm a married man, so... - No.
我是想告诉你 No, what I'm trying to tell you is
如果你有任何需要 无论大事小事 if you ever need anything, big or small,
要是让我听说你去求助除我以外的任何人 and I, and I hear that you went to anyone other than me,
我就揍死你 I'm gonna kick your sorry ass.
我也爱你 宝贝 谢谢你这么说 Well, I love you, too, snookums, and I appreciate that.
算了吧 我挂了 You know what, I'm-I'm hanging up now.
别 等等 杰克 杰克 No, wait, Jack, Jack.
我随时都在 Any time, man.
小凯 干什么呢 该睡觉了 Hey, Kev, what are you doing? You should be in bed.
有件事我们得立刻做 There's something we all need to do right now.
我觉得很重要 I think it's important.
真是开门红啊 I'm off to a good start, huh?
你们干什么呢 What are you guys doing?
我们可以一起看《阿瑟尼奥·豪尔秀》 I thought we could all watch the Arsenio Hall Show together.
下不为例 Just tonight.
来吧 Come on.
我跟威尔金斯和拉米雷斯错过了吗 Did I miss Wilkins and Ramirez?
是啊 他们大概十分钟前刚刚离开 Yeah, no, they left, like, ten minutes ago.
办公室那边怎么样了 How'd it go at the office?
小在 J?
现在我去告诉那个师傅 Now I'm gonna go tell that handyman
重新把门的铰链装上 to put the door back on the hinges.
你具备非常丰富的从政经验 而我没有 You have a lot of experience that I don't.
我很清楚你在这份工作中能带来的价值 I know the value of what you bring to the table,
但我不能接受我的属下公开不尊重我 but I can't have someone on my staff who openly disrespects me,
不尊重我的政策和我的朋友 my policies, and my friend.
你是说你的首席顾问吧 You mean your chief of staff.
抱歉 柏妮丝 I'm sorry, Bernice,
今天是你最后一天上班了 today will be your last day.
好吧 我明天开始招新人 Okay. I'll start getting résumés tomorrow.
她说我们幼稚 她说得对吗 She called us naive. She right?
对啊 我们都很幼稚 Yes. We are naive.
毕竟我们脑子坏了 对吧 We're unhinged, right?
柏妮丝和那些老派的家伙们都这么想 That's what Bernice and all those old-school guys think.
假如在你的任期快结束的时候 If, at the end of your term, you've maybe
也许你做出了一些好的改变 made a couple good changes,
但你却把大部分时间用在市政厅玩权谋游戏 and you spent most of your time just playing power games
这就是你想要的吗 in city hall, is that what you want?
我们不是职业政客 兰德尔 We're not career politicians, Randall.
再说这对我们来说 也不是谋求上位的垫脚石 And this isn't some stepping stone to some bigger gig for us.
这就是我们的工作 This is the gig.
我们明天得去弄一个门挡 We're gonna have to get a doorstop tomorrow.
据说不装门铰链不符合消防规定 Apparently having it off its hinges is a fire hazard.
那我们可就完蛋了 Oh, well, in that case, we're done for.
-说说你的求婚计划吧 -真的吗 - Let's talk about your proposal. - Yeah?
好的 Okay.
到时候 汉娜走进屋 So, um, Hannah comes in,
我会在屋里点上蜡烛 and I'm gonna have the candles lit,
手里拿着一杯马提尼酒 a martini in hand,
同时放着喷火战机乐队的《永远》 and "Everlong" By the Foo Fighters playing.
喷火战机乐队 认真的吗 The Foo Fighters, really?
大哥 不插电的版本 Dude, the acoustic version?
拜托 那简直是世界上最浪漫的歌啊 Come-- That is, like, the most romantic song on the planet.
我相信你 I will take your word for it.
这就是我的护卫队 让他们看到我们的热情 That's my posse right here. Give 'em a couple of these.
说实话 我今天其实纠结了很长时间 Honestly, I've been struggling quite a bit today.
我最近都非常想喝酒 I've been wanting to drink pretty badly.
所以我一直在用我之前学到的一个小技巧 So, uh, I've been using this technique that I learned.
他们说你可以想象你想要戒酒的原因 They say you picture your-- your reasons not to drink
然后 就可以把他们当做咒语来使用 and then you, um, you just sort of use them as a mantra.
比如对我来说 我会想着 Like, for me, I-I picture, um,
我会想象我外甥的房间 I picture my nephew's room.
我会想他的机器人海报 I picture, uh, his-his robot poster,
熊猫灯 panda lamp.
他还有一个手工制作的迷你橄榄球场 He's got this, um, this handmade mini football stadium,
里面还有一个迷你的特里·布莱德肖 complete with a tiny Terry Bradshaw.
我外甥出生的时候我还在醉酒 I wasn't sober when my nephew was born,
可是从那一天起我滴酒未沾 but I have been sober every day since.
但有的时候我也会琢磨为什么会这样 But sometimes I wonder why.
我并不是要做什么事情 I'm not really doing anything with my life
而为此我必须戒酒 where I need to stay sober.
我只是觉得 这一次 I just thought, at this point,
我希望我的人生可以稍微多一点意义 my life would have a little more purpose.
我刚刚和一位非常好的女人分手 I just broke up with this really wonderful woman.
我刚刚拒绝了一部 I just turned down this
非常好的电影邀约 really wonderful movie.
我这是在犯错吗 Was that a mistake?
我不知道 I don't know.
我不会越来越年轻了 这是肯定的 I'm not getting any younger, that's for sure.
但我真心希望 随着年龄的增长 You know, hopefully, with age,
我可以变得更沉稳一点 对吗 just comes a little more, uh, gravitas, right?
但这事我们说了不算 But it's not up to us.
我想说的是 也许我们... I mean, it could be, you know...
五十岁的时候还很诱惑力 对吧 然后呢 "Welcome to Jowl City" at 50, right? And then what?
或者变成了美国退休人员协会广告里的老头子 I'm-I'm the guy in the AARP ads that's, like, uh,
自己能擦个屁股就已经高兴得要死了 just thrilled to death that he can still wipe his own ass.
如果这就是我戒酒的原因 我... I mean, if that's why I'm staying sober, I...
不好意思 但你这番话真的是太傻了 I'm sorry, it's just this is really stupid.
简直了 I mean, right?
不好意思 Excuse me,
我希望你们两位冷静一下 I need you two to calm yourselves.
如果你们不能尊重他人 那请你们三个离开 If you can't be respectful, you three need to leave.
我也走不快 I'm not fast, either.
我们一定是这片社区里 We're gonna look like the toughest gang
最凶悍的组合 in this neighborhood.