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《我们的生活》前情回顾 Previously on This Is Us...
我带来了火鸡 要腌制三天 Hey, I picked up the turkey for our three-day brine.
我喜欢味道好的卤水 I-I love a good brine.
欢迎你加入我们 You know, you're welcome to join us.
凯特 听我的 你先放松 Kate, you just need to relax.
-好吗 -那你为什么不听我的 - Okay? - Really? What you needed to do
让他在3点前上床睡觉 was put him to bed at 3:00 like I asked you to.
你去建好那座房子 Build me that house.
那座他本打算为我建的房子 The house he was gonna build for me.
你不吃吗 A-Aren't you having a piece?
不了 No.
我们得注意节制 丽贝卡 We have to watch ourselves, Rebecca.
你觉得你爸会让我来切火鸡吗 Hey, do you think your dad's actually gonna let me carve?
当然 Yeah. Of course.
这可是我们的感恩节 This is our Thanksgiving.
糖馅饼也许味道不会特别正宗 I mean, the sugar pie might not turn out exactly right,
但那是因为我妈妈 but that's only because my mom
拒绝透露配方中的神秘食材 refuses to reveal the secret ingredient.
这并不重要 But it doesn't matter.
今天 丽贝卡·马隆是老大 Today, Rebecca Malone is in charge.
-没错 很快就是丽贝卡·皮尔森了 -是的 - Yes, she is. And soon to be Rebecca Pearson. - Mm, yeah.
-你知道现在几点吗 -你说 - Mmm. Hey. Do you know what time it is? - Mmm. Yeah.
我想赶在他们来之前先打扫... Because I want to be sure to clean up before they...
干净 ...get here.
-好吧 -我来放进烤箱 - Yep. - Uh, okay, let me put this in the oven.
好了 Okay.
好啦 'Kay.
妈妈 你男朋友要来吃感恩节晚餐 So, Mom, you nervous about your boyfriend
你紧张吗 coming to Thanksgiving dinner?
我还好 I'm okay.
希望孩子们不会觉得被马特威胁 I just hope the boys don't feel threatened by Matt.
我很期待见米格尔的女朋友 I am excited to meet Miguel's girlfriend.
她是法国人 She's French.
玛格莱特 Marguerite.
没错 Yeah.
你还记得小时候我们一起做派的时候吗 Remember making this pie when you were a little girl?
你可喜欢给我打下手了 You loved being my sous chef.
给 Here.
尝尝吧 Taste.
想不想跟以前一样猜猜看 You want to try and guess the secret ingredient
神秘食材是什么 like you used to?
我觉得就是大量的黄油和砂糖 Oh, I think it's the massive amounts of butter and sugar
才让它变得如此美味 that make it taste so good.
*安娜开始* *And Anna begin*
不对 No. No, no, no.
*安娜开始* *And Anna begins...*
好了 Okay...
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我在记糖馅饼的配方 免得我忘记 I am writing down the sugar pie recipe, in case I forget.
你是怕我忘记吧 Oh. You mean in case I forget.
你不必担心 因为这些配方 Well, you don't need to worry, because these recipes
刻在我骨子里 live deep inside.
再说了 我似乎还没准备好 Besides, I don't know if I'm ready
告诉你神秘食材是什么呢 to reveal the secret ingredient quite yet.
给 Here.
让我外孙尝尝看 Let my grandson lick that.
杰克 要不要尝尝外婆的馅饼 Jack, do you want to try Grandma's pie?
想尝吗 想不想尝尝看 You want to try? You want to taste it?
-你觉得怎么样 -好吃 - What do you think? - Good.
-好吃吗 想不想再来点 -好 - Is it good? Would you like some more? - Yeah.
别让他吃太多糖了 Okay, let's-let's not go sugar crazy.
毕竟他已经在吃带糖的麦片了 He's already got sugary cereal, so...
不 他的麦片是全麦的 Um, actually, his cereal's whole grain.
你确定吗 尝起来像是有糖霜 Are you sure? 'Cause it tastes frosted.
我很确定 Yeah, no, I'm positive. Yeah.
你要是跟我们一起去超市 那你也会知道 You would know if you went on our grocery runs with us.
我说了可以周末一起去 Hey, I said I was willing to go on the weekends,
是你说你想和妈妈一起去的 but you said you wanted to go with your mom.
-所以... -算了 今天是感恩节 - So... - You know what? It's Thanksgiving.
能不能就让儿子享受一下 Can we just let our son enjoy it?
好吧 Fine.
行吧 Yeah.
*我家双胞胎离我好远* *My twins are in Reseda*
*在这个感恩节* *On this Turkey Day*
*好希望在他们身边* *I wish I was with them*
*却因以利亚没能如愿* *But Elijah got his way*
*连尼奇叔叔都有女朋友* *Even Uncle Nicky's got a girlfriend*
*两人一起在托皮卡旅游* *He's in Topeka with her now*
*只有我孤孤单单* *I guess I'll just be alone*
*直到我的心脏* *Till my tin heart goes...*
*不再动弹* * ...ka-plow.*
我在飞机上写的歌 I just made that up on the fly.
有人知道兰德尔到哪儿了吗 Um, has anyone heard from Randall?
*叫我艾尔* *Call me Al*
不是吧 什么情况 Come on, man. What's going on?
我可是准备过节的人 在元 Hey, I'm trying to get my gobble on, Jae-won.
你最好有重要的事 This better be of the utmost.
抱歉 我觉得这件事可能需要告诉你 Sorry, I know. But I figured this was worth the interruption.
甘布尔参议员一直在打电话 Senator Gamble's office keeps calling.
他看到了《费城速报》上的文章 He saw the article in The Philadelphia Local
向你表示敬意 and sends his regards.
麻烦转告那个老家伙 我等过完节 Tell the senator I have to call the old fart back
再给他回电话 after the holiday.
今天要陪家人 Today's a family day.
我会润色措辞之后转告他的 I'll polish up the language and pass it on.
不愧是你 火鸡节快乐 You the man. Gobble, gobble.
-火鸡节快乐 -我们真可爱 - Gobble, gobble. - We're so cute.
是啊 那回聊 I know. All right, later.
回聊 Later.
看我男人 My man.
直接把参议员晾在一边 Brushing off the senator.
今天不接工作电话 不回邮件 No more work calls, no emails.
我今天拿起手机的唯一目的 The only thing I'm using this phone for
就是去记录皮尔森节假日的每个经典瞬间 is to record every memory of this epic Pearson holiday.
我希望姑娘们能好好陪陪我妈妈 I want the girls to spend some quality time with my mom.
几位女士 Hey, ladies.
姑娘们 Girls.
姑娘们 Girls...!
-怎么了 怎么了 -我们到了吗 - What? What? - Are we there?
女士们 Ladies,
我想提个要求 好吗 I would like to make a request, all right?
今天你们把手机收起来 That you put your phones away for today.
不用照片墙 不用抖音 No Instagram, no TikTok.
黛佳 你觉得你能一天 Deja, do you think you can refrain
不给马利克发短信吗 for one day from texting with Malik?
那应该不是问题 Well, that shouldn't be a problem.
他表现得很奇怪 He's acting so weird.
整个早上他还没发过短信 He hasn't texted all morning.
好吧 Okay.
好了 你们可以继续... All right, you guys can go back to...
对 就做你们现在做的事 Yeah, exactly what you're doing right now.
很好 Great.
不管怎样 Anyway,
这将会是一次有意义而且平静的感恩节 it's gonna be a rewarding and drama-free Thanksgiving.
亲爱的 Aw, baby.
你的心意我爱了 I love your heart.
-你很有雄心壮志 -谢谢 - Dig your ambition. - Thank you.
但皮尔森家的墓志铭会写着 But the Pearson epitaph will read,
"可爱的一家人 "Lovely people,
常含泪水 "Cried a lot,
但感恩节如地狱般折磨人 traumatic-as-hell Thanksgivings."
我们到了 We're here.
-感恩节快乐 -大家感恩节快乐 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.
索菲跟我分了 Sophie and I broke up.
啤酒 Beer?
不了 才到中午 我不用了 Uh, nah, man, it's-it's only noon, so I'm good.
是 他出轨了 像个蠢货 Yeah, he cheated on her, like a freakin' idiot.
什么 想说点什么 What? Want to say something?
不 没什么 只是高兴见到我姐 Oh, no, n-- uh, nothing, it's just good to see my sis.
我的孩子们都到了 All of my babies are here.
妈 你过得怎么样 Hey, Mom, how you doing?
-感恩节快乐 -感恩节快乐 - Hi. Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving.
感恩节快乐 亲爱的 Happy Thanksgiving, sweetheart.
大家 感谢你们今天的支持 Oh, you guys, thank you so much for being supportive today.
我知道可能会感觉有点怪 不过 I know it might feel a little weird, but...
马特 他真的是个很好的人 我保证 Matt's a, he's a really great guy, I promise.
很高兴听到这些 Well, that was nice to hear.
抱歉 门开着 Sorry, the door was open.
没关系 进来 很高兴见到你 It's okay, come on in. Good to see you.
-感恩节快乐 -感恩节快乐 - Happy Thanksgiving. Hi. - Happy Thanksgiving.
这是我的孩子们 Um, these are my kids.
-你认识凯文和凯特 -很高兴见到你们 - Well, uh, you know Kevin and Kate. - Yeah, good to see you.
这是我儿子兰德尔和他女朋友贝丝 And then this is my son Randall and his girlfriend Beth.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
马特 Matt.
坚实的握手 你有自己的房子吗 Firm handshake. You own your own house?
是联排别墅 I mean, it's a town house.
天啊 今天可有好戏看了 Oh, man, this is gonna be a good one.
-感恩节快乐 -家人们 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Hello, family.
皮尔森家的黑人们来参加感恩节了 The Black Pearsons have arrived for Thanksgiving.
很高兴见到你 So good to see you.
我是玛格莱特 Mwah. Hi, I'm Marguerite.
我等了很久才见到你 I've been waiting an eternity to meet you.
你真美 You are stunning.
米格尔一直说起你 Miguel talks about you all the time.
快进来 谢谢 Oh, come on in. Hi, thank you.
-感恩节快乐 -感恩节快乐 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving.
-进来 进来 -刚好 - Come in, come in. - Right on.
你记得马特 对吧 Oh, you remember Matt, right?
-米格尔 -很高兴见到你 - Yeah. Hey. Hey, Miguel. Yeah. - Hey. Good to see you.
刚才好尴尬 对吧 That was awkward, right?
对 这里面暗潮汹涌 Yeah, there's a lot going on here.
凯特 Hey, Kate.
讲讲妈妈给我们做自制火鸡服的故事 Tell the story of Mom making us those homemade turkey costumes.
我的天 好吧 它们很可爱 Oh, my gosh, okay, they were so cute,
但有太多褶子 but there were so many ruffles.
你胳膊都没法动 Like, you couldn't even move your arms.
各位 Hey, guys?
晚饭后 我想来一场家庭谈话 Um, so after dinner, I'd love to have a little family talk.
就我们四个和米格尔 Just the four of us and Miguel.
我们像这样一起太难得了 It's so rare that we're all together like this.
不是坏事 我只是 It's nothing bad, I just...
我想说几件事 好吗 I want to go over a few things, okay?
-好的 当然 -当然 - Okay. Yeah, of course, Mom. - Of course. Yeah, yeah.
-没问题 -好 - You got it. - Cool. Yep.
好嘞 这次的感恩节更是重量级 Yep. It's gonna be a hell of a Thanksgiving.
我们的生活 第六季第七集
好的 Okay.
你加了神秘食材吗 Did you add the secret ingredient?
我没有 因为你没告诉是什么 I did not, 'cause you didn't tell me what it is.
-我没有吗 -没有 - I didn't? - No.
-你没说 你知道的 -好吧 - You did not, and you know that. - Ah. Well...
那你选好你的婚纱了吗 So, have you found your wedding dress?
我可以去衣柜里把我的婚纱翻出来 'Cause I can dig through my closet for mine.
我没关系 我想我会挑一件 I'm okay. I think I'm gonna go with something
飘飘的 非传统的 flowy, less traditional.
你知道的 婚礼前这几个月压力很大 Well, you know, the months leading up to the wedding are so stressful.
我的建议 My advice:
早点挨饿 starve yourself early on,
这样就算裙子丑 人也好看 and it'll give you a buffer for bad decisions later.
妈 我觉得我看起来刚好 You know what, Mom? I think I look just fine.
你觉得她们会杀了对方吗 You think they're gonna kill each other?
还真是 相当 相当有可能 Oh, it's quite, quite possible.
肉汁怎么样了 So, how is the gravy coming?
你没滤一下 看到这里结的块了吗 Ooh, you didn't strain it. Look, see all the lumps?
好了 妈 我刚要开始 Yeah, okay, Mom, I'm just getting started...
-好吧 -给我次机会 - Yeah, okay. Yeah. - so give me a chance.
抱歉我没能帮得更多 Sorry I'm-I'm not more help.
我厨艺很差 I'm a horrible cook.
我在厨房的时候 就想说 When I'm in the kitchen, it's like,
"休斯顿 我们有麻烦了" "Houston, we have a problem."
厕所在哪儿 Um, where-where is the-the toilet?
这边 我指给你 Oh, this way. I'll show you.
-你需要帮忙吗 -好 - You need some help with that? - Yeah.
-那就太好了 -好的 - Yeah, that'd be great. - All right.
这是黑皮诺葡萄酒 Yeah, it's, uh, it's Pinot noir.
丽贝卡最喜欢的 It's, uh, Rebecca's favorite.
-是吗 -是的 - Oh, yeah? Oh, wow. - Yeah.
-就这样 好了 -好 - Uh, let's see. There we go. - All right.
怎么了 Is it okay?
没什么 Sure.
我只是想一切顺利 I-I just want this to go well.
我希望孩子们会喜欢我 I want the kids to like me, you know?
只要丽贝卡愿意 我希望一直陪在她身边 I'm hoping to stick around for as long as Rebecca will have me.
-是吗 -是的 - Yeah? Yeah. Oh. - Yeah.
丹·马利诺觉得这是场闪电战 Dan Marino thinks it's a blitz...
你为什么一直盯着凯特 老弟 Why do you keep looking at Kate, man?
她胖了很多 She's just gained a lot of weight.
当然 Of course she has.
想想她的生活 Think about her life, man.
她和妈妈住一起 She lives with Mom,
她碰上了史上最差劲的前男友 she's got the worst ex-boyfriend of all time,
她认为她的狗杀了我们的爸爸 she thinks her dog killed our dad.
我完全能看出来他们在讨论我 I can totally tell when they're talking about me.
兰德尔看到我这么胖的时候很惊讶 Randall was shocked when he saw how big I've gotten.
大家在上大学后都会长胖十几斤 Hey, everybody gains the freshman 15 at college.
是啊 但我长胖了三十几斤 Yeah, well, I gained the freshman 40
我甚至还没大学可上 and I'm not even in college.
好了 各位 All right, everybody.
就是这里 这块土地 So, this is it, this is the land
最终会成为皮尔森一家的圣地 that will eventually become the Pearson family mecca.
大家来猜一下 Soak it in, people.
这次谈话 So, this talk.
你们觉得妈妈会告诉我们 You think Mom's gonna tell us she needs
她要把她的驾照吊销了吗 to have her driver's license taken away?
还是说她被网络诈骗犯骗走了所有的钱 Or what if she lost all her money to online scammers?
还是说她和米格尔想开启一段三角关系 Or maybe she and Miguel want to become a throuple.
-老天 兄弟 凯特 -什么 - Oh, Lord. Man-- Kate? - What?
-可能是任何事 -凯特 你怎么想 - It could be anything. - Kate, what do you think?
我只是觉得我们该相信妈妈 I just think that we should trust Mom, you know?
让她说她想说的 Let her share what she wants to share.
凯特 我没办法了 Hey, Kate? I'm-I'm at my wit's end.
我必须得把他绑在婴儿车里 I had to strap him into the stroller,
因为他 他 他不愿意拿拐杖走路 'cause he-he w-- he just-- he won't walk with his cane,
当我把他抱起来时 他就大发脾气 and when I pick him up, he goes nuclear.
你有试着跟他描述环境吗 Have you tried narrating to him?
比如鸟或者树的颜色 Like, the colors of the birds or the trees?
他对周围感到陌生时 He just gets really frustrated
就会很不安 when he doesn't know the full picture.
我知道他喜欢什么 但我在他发脾气的时候 Yeah, I-I know what he likes, it's just hard to narrate
很难跟他去讲自然风光 a David Attenborough documentary when he's losing his mind
因为他吃糖吃太多了 because he's had too much sugar.
认真的吗 Seriously?
认真的 Yeah, seriously.
各位 当我 You know, guys, when I-- um,
如果有时杰克在家不开心 if Jack's upset at home sometimes,
我就会 我会给他唱歌 I'll just, I'll sing to him.
杰克喜欢音乐 Oh, Jack likes music?
-托比 -谢谢你 小凯 - Toby. - Wow. Thanks, Kev.
你可以来帮帮我 Hey, can you just, can you help me
-而不是指挥我吗 -好的 小托 我可以 - instead of instructing me? - Yeah, Tobe, I can.
他们最近一直这样 They're like that all the time lately.
婴儿时期很困难 Yeah, baby stage is rough.
贝丝和我经常发生很紧张的冷战 Beth and I used to have these intense wordless fights.
你被一个女人用眼睛吼过吗 You ever had a woman scream at you with her eyes?
女士们先生们 注意了 Oh, stop the presses, ladies and gentlemen.
皮尔森家的女孩们在教奶奶如何跳牙线舞 The Pearson girls are teaching Grandma how to floss.
来拍一张 Aww, snap.
加油 丽贝卡 Get it, Rebecca.
好了 各位 快来 快过来 我们走 All right, everybody, come on. Gather around, let's go.
快来 我想给你们看看怎么回事 Come on. I want to show you what's up.
好吧 我知道现在只是个旗子 So, uh, all right, I know it's just flags for now, right?
但我是完全按照爸爸的草图来的 But, um, I'm following Dad's sketch to a T.
所以我们有 兰德尔 就在你身后 And, uh, okay, so we got, Randall, right behind you.
就在那里 那是你家的房子 整个都是 That right there, that is your family wing, that whole thing.
你知道吗 然后 You know? And then, uh,
凯特 你家的房子在那边 Kate, your family wing is gonna be right there.
那边整个都是 还有 That whole thing right there, and then, uh, uh, well...
妈妈 Mom.
主套房 给你 The primary suite, for you.
在正中心 Right-right in the center.
我还没决定 And I haven't decided
这边区域该怎么办 what we're gonna do with this area quite yet.
但我正在琢磨几个主意 But, you know, I was tinkering around a couple of ideas.
我想或许是地掷球场 Bocce ball court, I thought, maybe?
-那会很有趣 -各位 - That'd be fun. - Hey. Guys.
皮尔森家 达蒙家 里瓦斯家 Pearsons, Damons, Rivases,
我们来拍张全家福吧 let's do a family photo.
好 All right.
你还好吗 You all right?
还好 我只是在消化 Yeah, I'm just, uh, taking everything...
-消化这一切 -好 - taking everything in. - All right.
让我问你个问题 凯文 Let me ask you a question, Kevin. Um...
你有计划建一个客房吗 Do you have any plans for a guesthouse,
给我们家之外的人 maybe for people outside of the family?
你知道的 这是 这是 Well, you know, it's a, it's a,
这是个家庭大院 米格尔 it's a family compound, Miguel,
所以我真的没有优先考虑那个 so it really wasn't on the top of my priority list.
我知道你是搞建筑的 And I know that you're Mr. Construction Guy,
-那些 不 我明白 我明白 -我只是 - and all that-- No, I mean, I get it, I get it. - I'm just...
-但是 我 -朋友 抱歉 - But-but I-I... - Amigos, por favor.
该拍合家福了 Family photo time.
是的 好 Yeah. All right.
走吧 Come on.
迈阿密对阵达拉斯
迈阿密海豚队聚在了一起 Huddle for the Miami Dolphins.
妈妈 这些盘子都是干净的 停下吧 Mom. The plates are fine. Stop.
好了 Great.
-你觉得我该过去看看吗 -不 - You think I should go in there? - No.
不不不 我觉得你该在这里 No, no, no. I think you should stay
和我还有汤姆柯林酒一起 right here with me and Tom Collins.
你知道的 杰克 You see, Jack,
母女之间的关系 the relationship between mothers and daughters
是很复杂的 是我们男人 is very complicated, and it is a dynamic
永远无法理解的关系 that us men will never understand.
她们活在永恒的地狱里 They live in a perpetual hellscape...
晚餐好了 Dinner is ready.
看起来真棒 Wow. That looks wonderful.
好的 该切火鸡了 Okay, time to carve.
不 杰克要切 对吗 Oh, no. Jack is gonna carve, right?
-对 -好的 - Yeah. - Yep.
切火鸡吧 孩子 Carve that turkey, son.
切了火鸡她们才能消停 It's the only way we all get out of here alive.
我知道这样有点反女权 I know this is anti-feminist,
但能麻烦你来切火鸡吗 but can you please carve the turkey?
-没问题 -谢谢 - Of course. Yeah. - Thank you.
你找到机会跟马特聊天了吗 Oh, have you had a chance to chat with Matt yet?
聊了 Yes.
他人很好 He is very nice.
选酒的水平不怎么样 但人还不错 He is no sommelier, but he is nice.
我倒不在乎这点 Like that matters to me.
他真的很不错 对吧 He is really great, though, huh?
-他超级贴心 -嗯 他最贴心了 - He's so sweet. - Yeah, he is the sweetest.
也不能说最贴心 I mean, he's not the sweetest,
他的贴心程度刚刚好 he is the perfect amount of sweet.
既不过分贴心 也不冷漠 尺度恰到好处 Not too sweet, not too sour, just right down the middle.
好吧 Yeah.
对了 玛格莱特真是太美了 Oh, um, and Marguerite is really beautiful.
-是吗 -是啊 - Yeah. - Yeah.
但我得承认 我觉得听口音 I have to admit, though, I-I thought, with her accent,
感觉她可能更... she might be a little more...
世俗 worldly?
但其实她相当正常 But she's-she's actually remarkably normal.
是吗 Is she?
嗯 特别正常 Yeah, very normal.
安娜开始... Anna begin...
不 Nope.
开...开始 Be... Ugh... Begin...
出场了 感恩节女皇 There she is, the Thanksgiving Queen.
很好 对吗 Good, right?
我应该先做什么 我该用刀 What should I do first, should I use the knife
先扎烂兰德尔的手机 to stab Randall's iPhone
还是先划断凯文的吉他弦呢 or slice Kevin's guitar strings?
凯文 你能休息一会 Hey, Kevin, you want to take a break
先别弹吉他了吗 from that guitar for a little while?
真抱歉 Oh, so sorry.
我弹吉他吵到你了吗 Is it bothering you that I'm playing?
比起我没在家族大院 Is it a bigger faux pas than me not building a...
为你的钓鱼伙伴建一栋客房 extra wing on our family compound
这个问题更严重吗 for your fishing buddies?
我跟你说 马特 I'm telling you, Matt,
千年虫是真的 Y2K is real.
我会把所有钱都塞到床垫里 I mean, I-I'm gonna put all of my money in a mattress
因为我怕死千年虫了 because I am freaked out about Y2K.
给 Here you go.
休斯顿 我们有麻烦了 Houston, we have a problem.
她很喜欢这句台词 是吗 She likes that line, huh?
阿波罗13号的铁杆粉丝吗 Big Apollo 13 fan?
不 我们只是最近私下常开这个玩笑 Oh, no, we just have this inside joke going on right now.
对 Yeah.
话说 如果你们想在俱乐部结婚 You know, if you two want to get married at the club,
我们得尽快登记姓名 we've got to put your names in soon.
能拜托暂时不讨论婚礼了吗 Can we hold off on the wedding talk for now, please?
-谢谢 -好 - Thank you. - Yeah.
凯特 Hey, Kate.
我知道你和妈住在这或许太安静了 I know it probably gets quiet here with just you and Mom.
你应该多来卡内基梅隆找我和贝丝 You should come visit Beth and I at Carnegie Mellon more.
可以听堂课 或者参加派对 Maybe audit a class. Check out a party?
真好吃 So good.
慢点 慢点 Easy, easy.
你知道吗 妈 You know what, Mom?
我要吃掉我自己做的食物 I'm actually gonna eat the food that I cooked
因为我很饿 而且杰克爱我本来的样子 because I am hungry and Jack loves me just the way I am.
还有 我们不会在你那古板的乡村俱乐部结婚 And we're not gonna get married at your country club,
你的朋友也一个都不会请 and none of your friends are invited
因为那天的主角是我们 对吧 because the day is about us, right?
而不是那些 Not about the
跟你玩桥牌却被你偷偷讨厌的 silly women that you play bridge with
愚蠢女人 that you secretly hate.
对了 还有馅饼 Oh, the pie.
最拿手的糖馅饼 妈 The famous sugar pie. Mom.
神秘食材到底是什么 What is the secret ingredient, huh?
是什么呢 我尝尝 What is it? Is it, um-- hmm, let me see.
是放了胡说八道酱吗 Is it... is it baloney?
因为你20年来一口都没吃过 Because you haven't had a slice of this in 20 years.
丽贝卡... Rebecca...
我说什么都不对 It's everything I say.
-亲爱的 -什么都不对 - Honey... - Everything.
嗯 Yeah...
-给她倒满 -请用 - Fill her up. - There you-- Boom.
-好的 你为感恩节感到激动吗 -是的 - All right, so, you excited for Thanksgiving? - Yeah.
你想摸摸这个吗 这是朝圣者瑞克的帽子 Yeah, you want to feel this? T-This is the Pilgrim Rick hat.
用来庆祝皮尔森传说中 It celebrates the creepy roadside
诡异的路边旅馆的接待员 motel clerk of Pearson lore.
每年都有唯一一个人能戴上它 Every year, one special person gets to wear it,
今年轮到爸爸了 and this year, it's Daddy's turn.
我来喂你 好 Let me get you-- oop, yeah.
这些就别吃了 好的... Let's just get these out of the way, yeah, all right...
认真的吗 小托 Seriously, Tobe?
你在害怕什么 What are you afraid of?
说吧 你是担心杰克会发胖吗 Just say it. Are you worried that Jack's gonna get fat?
我不能对喂儿子吃什么 Am I not allowed to have any opinion
发表任何意见吗 about what we feed our son at all?
不 你可以发表意见 但你这是在唱反调 Yeah, you can have a say, but you're criticizing.
而且你总是这样 And you always do that.
就好像这是你一人独裁 对吗 It's like you're a one-man tribunal, okay?
是我每天跟他们待在一起 I am here with them every day
-包揽了苦活累活 -我失业时 - doing the hard work. - I did that work
也做过这些事 凯特 when I was unemployed, Kate.
你希望我怎么做 What do you want me to do?
你对我说的每句话都过度敏感 Just not have any opinions about our kids
我就不能对孩子们发表任何看法吗 because you're overly sensitive about everything I say?
小托 Hey, Tobe.
别这样 兄弟 消消气好吗 Come on, man, just... maybe take it easy?
如果我需要一个睡在我家沙发 You know, if I want advice from a 41-year-old man-child
41岁巨婴的建议 我会跟你说 sleeping on my couch, I'll let you know.
凯特 我在供养整个家 Kate, I support our family.
好吗 我不是什么缺位爸爸 All right? I-I am not, uh, some absentee father
在旧金山开派对狂欢 throwing parties in San Francisco.
你不能把我当成 You can't treat me like a bystander
我们孩子生命的局外人 in our children's lives.
而且没错 我确实担心 And yes, I am worried
我们给杰克喂得有点多了 that we are overfeeding Jack a little,
而且我觉得 我们应该意识到 and I think, I think we would be insane
我们会给孩子怎样的遗传基因 not to acknowledge our genetics here.
托比 把帽子摘了 Toby, take off the hat.
什么 What?
把帽子摘了 Take off the hat.
我发誓 这家人每年都这样 I swear, every year with this family.
你不知道她为了这顿晚餐准备了多少周 You don't know how many weeks she worked on tonight's dinner.
一直研究家族菜谱 I mea-- Studying family recipes.
她真的只是想让你享受完美的晚餐 She really just wanted it to be perfect for you.
她以前总想变得跟我一样 You know, she-she used to want to be just like me.
戴夫曾说她是我的影子 Dave used to call her my shadow.
是这样 我和戴夫 Listen, um, Dave and I,
我们要搬去康涅狄格州了 we're moving to Connecticut.
戴夫换了新工作 Dave got a new job, and...
即便在这里她都很少来看我 I can barely get her to visit me here.
你觉得她以后会开八小时车来看我吗 Do you really think she's gonna drive eight hours?
嗯 她会的 Yeah, she will.
珍妮特 我保证我们会的 I promise, Janet, we will.
你先给我十分钟 You know, just-- Give me ten minutes.
你说我猜游戏
微笑 面部 Smile. Face.
这是你身上我第六喜欢的地方 It's-it's my, uh, sixth favorite thing about you.
我的酒窝 My dimples.
这就猜中了 Aww, that was it?
太甜了 That's sweet.
好了 玛格莱特 Okay, Marguerite.
好了 开始吧 All right, here we go.
真希望我能用法语说 Um, I wish I could say it in French.
描述食物的词怎么说来着 What-what is the word for nourriture?
苹果 Apples.
-橙子 -哪一类... - Uh, orange. Um... - What kind of...
-吃饭 胃 胃痛 -不对 不对 - Eating. Bell-- uh, stomach ache. - No, no, no, no.
-肚子痛 -不对 - Tummy ache. - Oh, no.
一个有五颜六色的花的地方 It is a place with colorful flowers.
不能说"花" Can't say "Flowers."
-好了 -决胜局 - Okay. - Take us home.
加油 老年组 我们赢定了 Come on, old guys, we got this.
来吧 丽贝卡 我们多得几分 All right, Rebecca, let's get some points.
这个东西跟乌龟有点类似 但不是... Okay, this is kind of similar to a turtle, but not...
-陆龟 -不 不是陆龟 - Uh, a tortoise. - No, not a tortoise.
米格尔 你小时候有两只这个 Oh, Miguel, you had two of these growing up,
-叫露西和德西 -蜥蜴 - named Lucy and Desi. - Oh, lizards.
-对 没错 -蜥蜴 - Yes! Okay. - Lizards.
-你怎么会记得 -好了 - How did you even remember that? - All right.
你和杰克有次去青蛙酒吧 遇到了乔·格林 Okay, you and Jack once went to Froggy's, you saw "Mean" Joe Greene,
-你们拿到了他的... -签名 - you got his... - Autograph.
-没错 -真棒 - Yes. - Yes.
你以前叫我玛丽·泰勒·摩尔 因为我戴了... You used to call me Mary Tyler Moore because I wore a...
-贝雷帽 -没错 - A beret. - Yes!
太有意思了 This is so fun. Um...
有一年你参加朗迪建材厂家庭野餐时 Okay, you were chased by one of these one year
被这个东西追着 你为了逃生 at the Lundy family picnic, you had to escape
跳进了儿童泳池 by jumping in a kiddie pool.
大黄蜂 The bumblebee.
算是我人生中比较狼狈的时刻了 Yeah, that was not my finest moment.
我觉得挺可爱的 Oh, I thought it was really cute.
你人生最害怕的事 Your biggest fear in life.
秃头 变秃 Balding. Going bald.
好 好 Okay, okay, okay, okay...
这是比利·乔尔有史以来最棒的一首歌 Uh, okay, this is the greatest Billy Joel song of all time.
*她生为女人* *She's always a woman.*
对 这首歌最后一个词的同义词 Okay, but another word for the last word of that song.
-女孩 -不是女孩 不过... - Girl? - Not girl, not girl. But, um...
《洛城法网》里的苏珊·黛 Oh, uh, okay. Um, Susan Dey from L.A. Law.
-你经常说她是一位美丽的... -女性 - You always say she's one beautiful... - Female!
就是女性 没错 我爱你 米格尔 Female, yes! I love you, Miguel!
时间到 时间到 时间到 各位 Time's up, time's up, time's up, guys.
好吧 All right.
看看这张照片 Look at this.
多有爱啊 So much love.
很抱歉告诉你这个坏消息 I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
但我被派来没收你的手机了 but I've been sent to confiscate your phone.
什么 被派来 What? "Sent"?
谁派的 By whom?
差不多所有人 Damn near everybody.
-我有这么烦人吗 -有 - Have I been that annoying? - Yes.
女儿们了解你妈妈 她们也爱她 The girls know and love your mom.
我知道 I know.
我就是觉得跟她疏远了 I feel disconnected from her.
她以前离我们家只有三十分钟车程 She used to live 30 minutes away from us.
女儿们都习惯了她突然出现 The girls are used to her just popping over.
现在她却住在另一个海岸 Now she lives on a whole other coast.
小凯要给她盖一栋房子 Kev is building her a house.
她基本上是跟他们一起带孩子 She's practically raising all these babies with them.
我也很替他们开心 我 我只是... And I'm happy for them, I am, I just...
我很想她 I miss her.
我知道 I know.
但我还是得没收你的手机 But I am gonna need to take the phone.
-你妈妈挺坚持的 -好吧 - Your mom was pretty adamant about it. - Okay.
我们总是因为同一件事吵了又吵 We just keep having the same argument over and over again.
是啊 I know.
你因为我不在你身边而生气 You're upset that I'm not around more.
我又对这件事很敏感 I'm sensitive about that.
唇枪舌剑 互戳伤口 反反复复 Pointed jabs, rinse and repeat.
是啊 I know.
但是... But in this...
针对这次吵架 我想说 ...specific argument, I want to say...
我们都曾是胖小孩 ...we were both fat kids.
那是地狱般的童年 And it was hell.
而杰克有我们的基因 And Jack has our genes.
如果我能让他吃得健康 So if I can help him to eat healthy
避免经受那种痛苦 我一定会去做 and to avoid any of that pain, I'm gonna do it.
你还记得《吻我》这首歌吗 Do you remember the song "Kiss Me"?
《窈窕美眉》里大变身或转场时 It played during the makeover/transformation scene
会播放的那首歌 from She's All That.
小弗雷迪·普林兹站在楼梯下 Freddie Prinze Jr. Is standing at the bottom of the stairs,
原本呆呆的女孩兰妮·博格斯走下楼梯 and the formerly nerdy girl Laney Boggs walks down the stairs
穿着超美的红裙子 in this incredible red dress,
她太漂亮了 男主都看呆了 and she's so gorgeous that he's completely floored.
你记得那个画面吗 Do you remember the scene?
我并不觉得《窈窕美眉》里的变身桥段 I don't think that the makeover scene from She's All That
有你认为的那么经典 is the piece of cinematic history that you think it is.
好吧 Okay.
自从爸爸去世 我体重飙升之后 After my dad died and I started gaining all the weight,
我就会唱《吻我》以防自己贪吃 I would stop myself from eating by singing "Kiss Me."
*摆动 摆动 摆动旋转的脚步* *Swing, swing, swing the spinning step...*
我会想象变身后的凯特 I would imagine myself as Kate 2.0
走下楼梯 walking down the stairs
又瘦又漂亮 thin and beautiful.
就像我本来该有的样子 Like I was meant to be.
等到我又吃了不该吃的东西 或是吃太多了 Until I would eat something bad or too much of it.
那种时候 变身后的凯特就会从眼前溜走 You know, and then, I just saw Kate 2.0 slipping away.
羞愧感就会积攒 And the shame would keep building
我又会一直暴饮暴食 and I'd keep binging and...
我这整辈子都在经历 my entire life has been a cycle of just...
节食 暴食的循环 ...dieting and binging.
食物一直对我有着很大的影响力 I mean, food has always had this intense power over me.
我不想让我们的孩子们也重蹈覆辙 And I don't want it to have that power over our kids.
我想让他们开开心心过感恩节 I want them to enjoy Thanksgiving
不用感到羞愧 without having shame about it.
托比 Toby...
我需要你知道 我花了很多心思来掂量 I need you to know that I've put a lot of thought
喂孩子们吃什么 into what I feed our children.
很多心思 A lot of thought.
而且 And I...
我想不明白你为什么会不知道这点 I just don't know how you don't know that.
抱歉打断你们 Sorry to interrupt. Um...
凯特 你准备好过来谈话了吗 Kate, are you ready for that talk?
好了 好了 Yeah. Yeah.
好 Okay.
我受不了她 杰克 I can't stand her, Jack.
她嘴里蹦出来的每一个字 Every single word that comes out of her mouth,
-每一个字我都 -我明白 - every word I-is just... - I-I-- I know.
我明白 她只是 I know, she just...
她感觉快要失去你了 She-she feels like she's losing you.
而且她知道自己快把你逼疯了 And she knows she's driving you crazy...
一个人知道自己能把人逼疯 If someone knows they're acting crazy
还管不住自己 就是疯了 对吧 and never stops, that is crazy, right?
我知道现在很多事都堆在了一起 Look, I just, I think things are heightened right now.
又要过节 又是婚礼 他们还要搬家 I mean, with the holiday, the wedding, them moving.
谁要搬家 Who's moving?
你们要搬去康涅狄格了 You're moving to Connecticut?
是的 Yes.
你爸爸终于拿到了梦想中的工作 Your father finally got his dream job.
还有两年就退休了 Two years before retirement.
我们过完节就搬走 We're moving right after the holidays.
妈 Mom.
我会好想你的 I'm gonna miss you so much.
宝贝女儿 My baby girl.
丽贝卡 你这顿饭做得非常好 Rebecca, your dinner was very good.
-真的很好 -不好 火鸡做老了 - It was. - No, no, the turkey was dry.
你们居然要搬得那么远 I cannot believe you're gonna be so far away.
我需要你们留在这里参加婚礼 妈妈 I need you here for my wedding, Mom.
杰克 你为什么要那样告诉她 Jack, why did you tell her like that?
你就这么脱口而出怎么行 You weren't supposed to just blurt it out.
-对啊 我妈妈明明是悄悄告诉你的 -是啊 - Yeah, my mom told you in confidence, Jack. - Yeah.
你怎么回事 What the hell?
我这一整天都把主角搞错了 是吧 Seems like I've been focusing on the wrong guy all day, huh?
抱歉 你说什么 I'm sorry, what?
我做了很混蛋的事 I did something terrible.
对索菲 To Sophie.
我搞砸了 You know, I blew it.
我有时真能听见他说话 And I can literally hear him sometimes.
我能听见他的声音 I can hear his voice.
听见他对我的失望 You know, h-his disappointment in me,
关于我的选择 in my choices and...
我该顾好却没顾好的事 things I should have had a handle on.
你有过那种感觉吗 You ever get that feeling?
我不太明白你在说些什么 凯文 I'm not sure I get anything you're saying right now, Kevin.
你去喝点水吧 You should drink some water.
你是他最好的朋友 You were his best friend, man.
所以 So...
哪怕你产生了一点对我妈妈 if you're even considering acting on whatever the hell
采取下一步行动的念头 is going on with my mom...
请你知道 如果你感到脚下有一阵低鸣 Just know when you feel the Earth rumbling beneath your feet,
那就是他 it's him.
在地下死不瞑目 Turning over in his grave.
我有点紧张 所以做了点笔记 I'm a little nervous, so I wrote down some notes.
这些话很难说出口 There is no easy way to start this.
你们爸爸去世时 我们都措手不及 When Dad died, it was a shock.
对吧 我们都活在煎熬里 Right? And we were all left scrambling,
努力找好自己的角色 想办法度过这关 trying to figure out our roles and how to move on.
我得这个糟糕的病 好的一面是 And the one silver lining of this awful disease
我有机会做个计划 is that I have the opportunity to make a plan.
帮你们卸一点负担下来 所以 To try and ease some of the burden, so...
首先 无论病情如何发展 First things first, um, no matter how this thing goes,
慢也好 快也好 no matter how slow or fast,
如果有需要你们替我做决定的时候 if decisions need to be made for me,
应该由米格尔来掌舵 Miguel is the captain of that ship.
我们聊过每一种糟糕的情况了 We have talked through every sad scenario...
关于我的治疗 你们要听他安排 ...and the last thing he needs to deal with
不能让他为难 are disagreements about my care.
我需要听你们都答应这件事 So I need to hear you all agree to that.
我们答应 We agree.
-当然答应 -好的 - Of course. - Yes.
-可以吧 -很好 - Yeah? - Great.
谢谢 Thank you.
小凯 之前米格尔问起客房 Um, and Kev, Miguel wasn't asking about the guesthouse
不是给钓鱼的朋友住的 for fishing buddies.
如果真的要盖房子 If we are really doing this,
如果你真的要为大家 if this incredibly generous thing you're doing
做这么大方的一件事 for all of us is real, then...
那么也许有一天 ...at some point,
我会需要长期护理 I'm probably gonna need permanent care,
护理人员需要有留宿的地方 and they're gonna need a place to stay.
不过但愿我们 But hopefully, we are
还有很久才会遇到那种情况 a very, very long way away from that. Um...
但万一最糟的情况发生了 而米格尔 But in the event that, uh, Miguel, God forbid,
又无法替我做决定的话 is not here to make those decisions for me,
你们中得有一个人来接替他的位置 I'm gonna need one of you to stand in for him.
我苦苦思考了很久 到底该选谁才好 And I've thought long and hard about who that should be.
我真的不希望你们之间产生任何不快或矛盾 I just, I don't want there to be any confusion or fights.
我也是基于很多考虑才做出这个决定 There are a lot of reasons for my decision.
我希望你们三个都可以尊重我的决定 I just, I hope that the three of you can respect it.
凯特 我希望那个人是你 Kate, I want it to be you.
你们可能不信 但刚才这一段 Believe it or not, that was the easy part
算是家庭会议中最轻松的环节 of the family meeting. Um...
我最后的请求是 My last request is, um,
与其说是请求 更像是一个要求 less a request and more of a demand, actually.
我得的这个病真是太混蛋了 This disease is a real bastard.
它让我走上了一条不归路 And it-it's set me on a road
这段路上会有很多难以预见的突发状况 that's gonna have a lot of ugly twists and turns,
而我很担心这一切 and I'm afraid it's gonna be a lot...
给你们带来的痛苦 ...harder on all of you
比我自身的痛苦还要严重 我很清楚 than it will be on me and I hate knowing that.
我也很痛心 I hate it.
可我不希望 But what I don't want,
我不希望以后每次过节 I don't want every holiday for the camera
镜头都只对准我 to be focused on me.
所以我需要你们听清楚我的话 So I need you all to hear my voice right now,
这是我的要求 是我作为母亲的特权 your mother's voice, with all of her faculties.
你们绝不能因为我而限制自己 You will not make your lives smaller because of me.
我是生了病 This thing that's happening to me
但这病不能拖你们的后腿 will not be the thing that holds you back.
你们要去冒险 So... take the risks.
去做出大的改变 哪怕只是向前迈出一小步 Make the big moves, even if they're small moves.
做真正有意义的事 拓宽自己的生命 Forge ahead with your lives in any and every direction
挖掘人生的意义 that moves you.
我是你们的母亲 我生病了 I am your mother, and I'm sick.
但我希望你们可以更加勇敢无畏 And I'm asking you be fearless.
要是觉得这要求有点高 你猜怎么着 说对了 And if that seems like a tall order, well, guess what? It is.
但 But...
我唯一能接受的回答 The only acceptable response
就是一声响亮的"好的 妈妈" is a resounding "Yes, ma'am."
好的 妈妈 Yes, ma'am.
我明天打给你 再讨论一切细节 Okay, I will call you tomorrow to go over everything.
婚纱 菜品 场地 Dress, food, venues.
-一切有关事宜 -我都等不及了 - All of it. - Oh, I can't wait.
你在这呢 Oh. There you are.
-谢谢你帮我收拾 -不客气 - Thanks for helping me clean up. - Oh, ye-- of course.
有需要我随时都乐于帮忙 You know, I'm always, uh, happy to help.
他以为应该是《钢琴手》 He thought it was "Piano Man."
比利·乔尔的最佳金曲 Billy Joel's, uh, best song?
还记得吗 我们曾经整夜在青蛙酒吧争论 Yeah, remember, we argued about it all night at Froggy's?
杰克觉得应该是《钢琴手》 Uh, Jack was for "Piano Man"
但我觉得是《生为女人》 and I was for "She's Always a Woman."
对 我记得 没错 Yeah, I do remember that. Yeah.
是啊 Yeah.
之前 我对马特的评价 Earlier, um, my jabs at Matt...
并不是完全出于善意 ...they weren't harmless.
也并不是无心之失 And they weren't accidental.
我对她的评价也是 Nor were mine, at her.
米格尔 过去的两年里 These past two years, Miguel,
你对我 对我们一直都特别照顾 you have been so good to me, to us, and...
我觉得也许在未来的日子里 我... ...I-I just think somewhere along the way, I just...
我要搬去休斯顿了 I'm moving to Houston.
几个月前我收到了一份工作邀请 I got, I got a job offer there a few months back.
那里也离我的孩子们更近 It's-it's... It's near my kids.
所以她今晚才一直在说休斯顿的玩笑 And it's why she was making Houston jokes tonight.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
抱歉要这样告诉你 I-I'm sorry to tell you like this.
我觉得我一直在你们身边待着 I feel like I've been staying around,
因为我... you know, because I, um...
但是到时间了 丽贝卡 It's-- It's just, it's time, Rebecca.
既然你已经重新振作起来了 Now that you're back up on your feet, um...
我也该走了 It's time for me to go.
只是 我也 我也不知道还能做什么 It's just, I don't, I don't-- I don't know what else to do.
你是我最喜欢的人 You're my favorite person.
船长 我的船长 Oh, Captain, my captain.
我把图纸拿来了 I got the plans here.
我刚刚在想 You know, I was thinking, um,
也许我们应该一起研究一下 maybe we could go over them together.
明天我们也许可以四处转转 Maybe tomorrow, we could walk the property,
就咱们俩 哪里需要调整你可以告诉我 just you and me, and you tell me what I missed.
我非常乐意 I'd like that very much.
凯文 Kevin.
你正在做的事真的很了不起 Really is a hell of a thing that you're doing.
你也是 船长 Back at you, Cap.
你也是 Back at you.
伙计们 我也不知道该怎么办了 她还在哭 I don't know what to do, guys. She's still crying.
你什么都做不了 You can't do anything.
兰德尔 你没法治愈所有人 You can't just fix people, Randall.
这座房子太伤感了 This house is too sad.
你要去哪里 Hey, where are you going?
我听说那个游泳池要关闭了 I heard the pool closed down.
就是那个我们从小到大都去的游泳池 The one we went to growing up.
我想在它消失之前再去看看 I just want to check it out before it disappears.
小凯 现在去可能不太好 Kev, right now's probably not the right...
别跟着我 我又不是小孩了 Don't follow me. I'm not 12.
他要搬去休斯顿了 He's moving to Houston.
我得想问一句 I got to ask.
为什么选我 Why me?
怎么了 What?
你是我女儿 也是我最好的朋友 You are my daughter and my best friend.
没事的 It's okay.
凯特 一直都是你 It was always you, Kate.
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宝贝 总有一天会告诉你的 I'll tell you one day, baby.
但现在还不行 But not yet.