(神奇的个人产品)
你好啊 我是出来送微笑的 Hi there. I'm out delivering smiles.
(一年前)
(PAL员工报告)
比尔 你家人都好吗 So, how's the family, Bill?
你是指讨厌的小屁孩们 和人类电锯 开玩笑的 The lousy brats and the human buzz saw? Kidding.
是的... Yeah, right.
这都为了什么呢 对吧 所有的辛勤工作 What's it all for, right? All the hard work.
绝对不是为了我自己 It sure as hell is not for me.
好了 All right,
今天古老的水晶球机 给我带来了什么预言呢 so what's the old crystal ball machine got for me today, huh?
回到东北部去 那里对我来说 一直是销售的好地方 Back to the northeast? That's always been good turf for me.
上个月的净额不错嘛 -谢谢 Nice net last month. -Well, thank you.
这是几年来销售最好的1月份 但是嘿 It's the best January in years, but hey.
这真的很令人震惊 Well, this is a shock really.
什么 What?
杰克 这是我最不希望看到的 Well, it's the last thing I want to do, Jack.
但看起来你要永远离开岗位了 But looks like you're coming off rotation on a permanent basis.
等等... Wait, wait.
比尔 你是个数字狂人 You're a numbers guy, Bill.
我刚告诉你这是几年来销售最好的1月份 I just told you that was the best January in years.
对 是有销售数据 Yeah, well, there's the numbers
还有宏观数据 and then there's the numbers behind the numbers.
不 还没有 No, not yet.
明年的这个时候 你就要亏损了 This time next year, you are in the red.
谁说的 一堆该死的电线... Says who? A bunch of goddamn wire--
比尔 拜托 Come on, Bill.
你还记得你家雷吉在公司野餐时 学游泳的事吗 You remember when your Reggie was learning to swim at the company picnic?
他游到下... He goes under--
这是处理器辅助逻辑 杰克 你不能靠三寸不烂之舌去推翻这个决定 This is Processor Assisted Logic, Jack. You can't sell your way around it.
我不就是干这行的吗 That's my job! Isn't it?
一个处理器如何知道 谁会推销 谁不会推销 So how does a processor know who can sell and who can't sell
如果它本身就不能出售的话 if it can't be sold itself?
你来告诉我 You tell me that.
我的重要日子就要来了 我个人有很多重要计划 I have got big days coming. I've got big plans, personally.
这样的话 会对你有帮助 能让你再找份工作 Well, that'll serve you well. Gonna land you right on your feet.
不...我了解这份工作 做了30年了 No. No, no, no, I know the job. Thirty years.
我这辈子都是在别人家门口度过的 That's a whole lifetime on other people's doorsteps.
我很了解这份工作 你应该让我上街去推销 该死 比尔 I know the job. You want me out there! Goddamn it, Bill!
我在街上看过 生活是如何将人折磨得体无完肤 I'm out there on the street. I've seen life rip right through people.
我看到了脏兮兮的沙发 I see the stained sofas.
我看见那些疲倦的眼睛 从垃圾堆里仰望着我 I see the tired eyes looking up at me from the scrap heap,
在寻找任何一个人去告诉他们 一切都会好起来 looking for anybody to tell them that it's gonna be okay.
我就是这样做的 卖VegiDice时是 And I do it. I do it with a VegiDice.
卖PermPerfect时也是 I do it with a PermPerfect
或者卖其他你给我的垃圾时也是 or whatever other crap y-y-you put in my hand.
我用这些产品在外救人 比尔 And I'm out there saving people with it, Bill.
我了解这个工作 是拯救生命 I know this job. It's saving lives!
这就是这份工作的意义 That's the job.
就是做这个的 That's the job.
而且...也能拯救你 And-- And that's gonna save you...
不是吗 ...too, isn't it?
你知道之前的选择是对的 让我继续做推销员 好吗 Putting me back out there, knowing you did what's right. Right?
(拨号中...)
你好啊 杰克 午饭前又卖光了 Hiya, Jack. Sell out before lunch again?
是这样... Well...
雪儿 是时候向前看了 ...time to move on, Shirl.
开始新的旅程 Turn the page.
开始新的旅程 Turn the page?
你知道的 我有个20年来 都没怎么见过面的家庭 You know, I got a family I've hardly seen in 20 years.
是吗 我觉得你从来没提起过 I guess that never came up.
都好久了 我总是想象 自己有朝一日能出人头地后 Been a long time, and always imagined that I would be coming home...
回家 with something.
杰克 你现在在哪呢 Where are you right now, Jack?
路上的生活过得很快 Life on the road moves pretty fast.
你说什么 What's that?
请把手放在梳洗区 Hands in the grooming area, please.
这是我见过那台机器出差错最严重的一次 That's the damndest foul-up I ever did see on that machine.
天啊 真是危险啊 我留了这个当证据 Gosh, talk about a hazard. Well, I saved this as evidence.
我觉得有人该给你买个新的 Someone owes you a new one is my thinking.
我看到你眨了一下眼睛 感谢上帝 你还活着 I saw you blink there for a bit. Well, thank God. You're still with us.
是我把你从那个烂水槽里救出来的 I'm the one who sprang you from that devil's-own sink unit.
我叫亨利梅森 但是叫我汉克就行 Henry Mason. But plain old Hank will do.
我从没想过自己有能力拯救一个生命 I never thought I'd have it in me to save a life
也没想到过感觉能有这么好 or guessed it'd feel half so good.
先生 我很感激你 I'm grateful to you, mister.
我不知道你为什么想寻死 I don't know what got your head under that water,
但我们每个人都会遇到意外 but accidents happen to each of us.
重要的是不要让这种事再次发生 The important thing is it doesn't happen again.
谢谢... Thank you. Than-- Thank you.
我把那个水槽的滚轮手臂扯了下来 才把你弄出来 I tore the roller arms right off that sucker to fetch you out.
它得到了惩罚 He got his.
我想我也得到了惩罚 因为我破坏了公司的财产 所以被解雇了 I guess I got mine too, far as laid off for destruction of company property.
不要...你... -混蛋... Don't-- You-- -Bastar-- Bastards.
别说了 我知道你要说什么 You bite your tongue. I know what you're gonna say.
好 我们梅森家以前也经历过困难 但都挺过来了 Okay, us Masons have seen hardship before and never not come through.
明白吗 所以他们在腰带上打了更紧的槽 All right? This is why they put the tighter notches on the belt.
天啊 它今晚真美 Gosh, she's a beaut tonight.
我一直都想上去 Always wanted to go.
我也是 先生 多么美妙的梦想啊 对吧 Same here, mister. What a dream, right?
我老爸常说“所有人都是梦想家” My old man used to say, "No one is not a dreamer."
现在他听起来像个有智慧的人 Now he sounds like a wise man.
他是个销售员 Well, a salesman.
该...
汉克梅森 是你吗 -杰克 Hank Mason, is that you? -Jack!
我的天 见到你太开心了 Goodness, it is great to see you.
我有点害怕 你可能完全把我忘了 I was half scared you might never remember.
没有... No.
拜托 我要是把你忘了 那就妄称为人了 Come on, and what kind of guy would I be to forget you?
这段时间你过得怎么样 -没什么好抱怨的 How you been all this time? -You know, can't complain.
沃尔特先生真是太好了 让我们在他的土地上扎营生活 Mr. Walter has been awful kind to let us camp on his spread.
至少当我给他看了这个后 他就对我们不错 这上面有你的名字 At least, kind enough once I showed him this with your name on it.
原来是你的合同啊 A1单元 就是那个 Ah. Your contract. Lot A-1. There it is.
买了有一段时间了 也许要一直拿着它到... Had it for a while. Been holding on to it maybe...
是啊... Yeah, yeah.
真不好意思跟你说 你的发射时间推迟了一点 I'm embarrassed to say your launch got pushed back a bit.
他们该打电话告诉你的 They should've called you.
但是... -可能是我们没接到 But-- -We might've missed it.
自从我被解雇后 我们就一直住在这个卡车里 You know, we've been living in the truck since I got laid off.
是啊 Yeah.
是这样 我们的房价一直在上涨 You know, prices on our units, they just keep climbing.
如果你想卖的话 我可以帮你安排好 你们之后的生活就不用愁了 If you ever had a mind to sell, I could get you set up for life.
不了 先生 No, sir.
这个礼物是你送我的 You gave me this gift.
它给我们带来的梦想 是我们在困难时期唯一的正能量 And dreaming on it has been our one spot of grace in rough waters.
多等一阵子又有什么关系呢 What's waiting a little longer?
这态度真好 朋友 That's one beautiful frame of mind, pal.
我会着手尽快送你们上去 I'll start working on getting you up there first thing.
我对你永远感恩不尽 I'm forever in your debt.
我们对你也是 杰克 And us in yours, Jack.
该死 Fuck.
小沃 我对这一切很抱歉 I'm sorry about all this, Walt.
他们看起来不像要走啊 Don't look like they're packing up.
我们公司为美景公园的 一个供应商提供发射服务 Our outfit does launch services with a provider at Vista Park.
我一定是不小心把你的地址给他了 I must've given him your address by accident,
我当时正在达成一笔交易 很忙 and it was hectic when I was cutting the deal.
也许再给他几天时间 Maybe give him a couple more days?
我会把一切都搞定的 不会让你白白付出的 I'll get it all worked out, make it more than worth it for you.
开始做月球生意了啊 和你爸一个样 Gotten into the moon game, huh? Just like pops.
有点不同 我是做房地产的 A little different. I'm in real estate.
前几天晚上我看到了一枚火箭 You know... I saw a rocket the other night.
我想它可能是从这个方向来的 Thought it might have come from this direction.
给你找些为我们发射的工作不会很难 It wouldn't be too hard to get you some work launching for us.
没机会了 我会把这一切都关掉 当... No chance. I shut that all down when...
嘿 我想给你看点东西 跟我来 Hey, I wanna show you something. Come on.
早啊 孩子 Morning, kid.
早上好 杰克还没来吗 Morning. No Jack yet, huh?
听着像是你要找他算帐 -他只是... It sounds like you got a bone a pick. -He's just--
他总是说人们想听的话 He's always telling people what they wanna hear.
孩子 他很喜欢你 You know, he likes you, kid.
我看得出来他真的很关心你 I can tell he's really looking out for you.
是的 Yeah.
他一周内卖出的最高纪录是多少 是他创造的纪录 对吧 Now, what's the most he's ever sold in a week? He's got the record, right?
九套 其中三套A楼 Nine. Three A-Plexes.
好吧 和高尔夫球场那帮家伙签完合同后 我这周就卖掉六套了 All right. Well, I'm at six after those golf course guys.
一直跟我说我跟他们 赚第一个百万之前一样 Kept telling me I was just like them before their first million.
也就是说 如果我想打破杰克的纪录 我有一整天的时间来卖掉四套 That means I got the whole day to close four if I wanna top Jack.
你这种态度 他将会更频繁地想要惹你生气 With that attitude, he's gonna wanna piss you off more often.
古人称杏子为 精神错乱者重新振作 赎罪的 Apricot, which the ancients called the fruit of forgiveness
宽恕之果 of unhinged men rehinging, atoning,
为了总体的稳定性 埋头苦干就是了 just nosing to the grindstone of general stability.
你看起来不错 -雪莉 我看着很正常 Well, you look pretty good. -I look normal, Shirley,
我认为这比好要更重要 which I have come to accept is more important than good.
偶尔会 Occasionally.
女士 早上好 我是光明面月球住宅的乔伊肖特 Good morning, ma'am. This is Joey Shorter with Brightside Lunar Residences.
现在我这里有一个新的机会 Now, a new opportunity just rolled across my desk
如果你有时间的话 我想和你聊聊这个机会 that I'd love to talk to you about if you have the time.
我尽量不常来这里 I try not to get back here too much.
我比你厉害 Well, I got you beat.
这地方我躲了40年了 Been ducking this place for 40 years.
你老爸是个天才 Genius, your old man.
是的 我听说了 Yeah, so I heard.
他从来不屑让我了解他 He never really bothered to let me get to know him.
有其父必有其子 Fathers and sons.
如果你问我的意见 我觉得这玩意建的时候就不能运作 If you ask me, it was built not to work.
我以前也这么想 Used to think the same thing.
我前阵子挺不顺的 You know, I hit a rough patch a while back,
我一直听到他的声音跟我说 and I just kept hearing his voice telling me,
“所有人都是梦想家” "No one's not a dreamer."
对 那句话 Yeah. That one.
是的 想起这句话让我重新振作了起来 所以我可能... Yeah, well, it set me back on my feet, remembering that, so I probably...
欠他很多 虽然我自己不愿承认 ...owe him more than I care to admit.
他跟你说过我们设计的地下动力装置吗 Did he ever tell you about the subterranean power unit we drew up?
月球一天中的温差有摄氏260度 Lunar temps swing 500 degrees in a day.
如果你能利用这一点 Now, if you can harness that,
我们可以有足够的能量进行整个采矿作业 we could've had enough juice to run a whole damn mining operation.
有了它 再加上他买的 所有土地 他可以建一个社区了 One of those, all that land he bought, he had enough to build a whole community.
我从没这样想过 Well, I never thought about it like that,
但也许你应该告诉你的房地产商老板们 but maybe you should tell those real estate people you work for.
是的 他们知道 Yeah. They know.
杰克 Jack.
你可能看不出来 但事发当天 This might be hard for you to see, but the day it happened,
我在发射台上找回了所有能找到的东西 I got everything I could off the tarmac.
虽然这听起来很疯狂 Now, as crazy as this sounds,
如果说你爸在什么地方 他一定在那里 if your daddy is anywhere, he's in there.
雪儿 我们不能停手 The music can't stop, Shirl.
此话怎讲 Which means what?
这些东西现在有价值了 These things, they're worth something now.
我们停止出售 所有人都会恐慌 一切就都失败了 We stop selling, everybody panics, and it all falls apart.
我们保持微笑 继续销售 We keep smiling, keep selling,
就能赚足够的钱去把事情处理好 we can make enough money to make things right.
你是说还钱吧 -当然了 You mean pay people back? -Sure.
谁来还新顾客的钱 -我们会找到更新的顾客... Who pays the new customers back? -We'll find newer customers--
杰克 这不是解决方法 -但能给我们争取足够的时间去找到方法 That's not a solution, Jack. -But it'll buy us enough time to find one.
我们在那家俱乐部里大卖 We sold big at that club,
他们都不想马上发射升空 and none of them wanna launch anytime soon.
他们总有一天会的 One day, they might.
如果詹金斯有大计划 甚至破土动工呢 What if Jenkins had big plans, and maybe broke ground even?
如果他只是从来没完成所开启的一切呢 What if he just never finished what he started?
更有可能的情况是 他只是骗走了所有人的钱 More likely, he just robbed everyone.
给 Here.
A hundred and forty-three?
我们卖了143套 现在有足够的钱去退款 然后就能结束这整件事了 We sell 143 units, we got all the refunds we need and this whole thing's over.
所以你支持我 So you're with me?
我们不能停手 The music can't stop.
我在想 I was thinking.
俱乐部里那个有钱的女士 对你抛媚眼的那个 That rich lady at the club, the one batting her eyes at you?
把我们的烂摊子都卖给她 Let's sell her our whole mess.
雪儿 这是个妙招 That's pretty good, Shirl.
只要一张支票我们就自由 清白了 对她来说只是零花钱而已 One check. We're free and clear. Pocket change for her.
你觉得我们能成功吗 You think we can pull this off?
你撒谎水平还不错 You're not that bad a liar.
我想也是 I guess so.
下午好 客人 要我帮你安排交通吗 Good afternoon, guest. Can I help you with transportation?
女士 感谢你能来 Thank you for coming, ma'am.
我很“报钱” 过早地停止了调查 I "apogolize." I ceased investigations prematurely.
抱歉 Apologize.
我以为你应该把这些粉碎掉的 I thought you were supposed to shred these.
就当它们从进纸托架上掉下来了... Let's say they fell out of the feeder tray and...
没能“成攻”进入碎纸机 failed to be "sucessfully" reloaded.
光明面 Brightside.
乔伊 真是个天大的惊喜 别告诉我你不记得我了 Joey, what a heavenly surprise! Don't you tell me you don't remember me.
比林斯太太 我当然记得您 Of course, Mrs. Billings.
你的老板在吗 Is your boss around?
不在 我一整天都没见过他了 但我可以转告他你打过电话 No, I haven't seen him all day, but I can tell him you called.
几个月来我一直求杰克 You know, I've been begging Jack for months
派你们中的一人到他把我流放的地牢里来 to send one of you over to this dungeon he's banished me to.
这里的人都很有钱 People here are very well-funded.
是吗 Yeah?
钱放着不花真可耻 但你知道 Seems a shame to leave that money on the table. But you know,
小男孩讨厌欠妈妈任何东西 little boys hate owing their mothers anything
因为他们实际上欠了妈妈所有一切 since they actually owe them goddamn everything.
我今天就可以过去 如果你觉得值得去的话 Well, you know, I could head down there today if you think it's worth the trip.
好主意 -What an idea.
最好别让杰克知道 Maybe best not to advertise it all to Jack.
好 我可以做到 Yeah, I can do that.
嘿 刚是谁打来的 Hey, what was that?
南边没什么前途的一笔销售 Something stale on the south side.
你还需要潜在客户吗 我这里有一些俱乐部里的可以给你 You good for new leads? I got a few from the club I could throw your way.
是 我不需要你的帮助 Yeah, I don't need your help.
我听明白了 Loud and clear.
嘿 听着 Hey, listen.
别让这怨气阻碍到自己 You don't want this grudge holding you back.
不会的 It won't.
我想把我们之间的不愉快一笔勾销 Well, I want to put it behind us.
而且既然你最近的工作表现不错 我... And since you're on a pretty good run lately, I--
我和詹金斯聊过 I talked to Jenkins
关于提拔你为高级销售合伙人的事 about bumping you to Senior Sales Partner.
我不得不动用了点自己的关系 I had to stick my neck out a little,
但我想让你知道你在这里有多重要 but I wanted you to know how important you are around here,
多赚点钱也没坏处 and the extra cash shouldn't hurt either.
不如让我靠自己的努力获得晋升机会 How about I take the promotion when I earn it
而不是因为你内疚才帮我晋升 and not because you feel guilty?
我不需要施舍 I don't need handouts.
好吧 这不是施舍 Okay, it is not a handout.
听好了 现在是老板说话 你听的时候 明白吗 Listen. This is where your boss talks and you listen. Got it?
这对你来说是件好事 你最好表现得感激点 This is a good thing for you. You might wanna act a little grateful.
我还有很多工作要做 那我们待会儿见 I got a lot of work to do, so I'll see you later.
好吧...嘿 去搞定他们 好吗 Okay. Right. Well, hey, go get 'em! Right?
通过给别人好处来得到谅解 You know, a couple of entries on the right side of the ledger,
是可以修复所有关系的 it's got a way of fixing everything.
是 你也可以说声对不起 Yeah. You know, you could've just said you're sorry.
你是又用双手托着头呢吗 Are you doing the head-in-your-hands thing again?
我只是觉得双胞胎的老爸 应该是位高级销售合伙人 It's just, the twins should have a Senior Sales Partner as a dad.
好吧 把门打开 否则 Okay. Unlock the door or--
我立刻要尿在地毯上了 I'm gonna pee on this carpet right this minute!
好 我有件事要告诉你 小赫 我觉得会有帮助 Okay. I have something to tell you, Herbie, that I think will help.
我发现自己的身孕和我想得不一样 Turns out, I'm not as pregnant as I thought I was.
不 No.
不...不是流产 No. No, not like that.
也许我根本就没怀孕 Like, maybe, I never was.
我之前很确定 我们很开心 I mean, I was sure of it, and we were so happy.
但是厄高玛诺医生有了不同的意见 But then, Dr. Ergomano had this different opinion
我后来发现医生才是对的 which I realized was actually correct.
我以为我们能在俱乐部里 说清楚的 但是... I thought we could just, you know, fix it at the club. But...
就是...你骗了我 So... you lied to me then?
没有 如果我相信那就不算谎言 对吗 No. It's not a lie if I believed it. Right?
不 No.
我觉得严格来说还是谎言 I think, technically, it is.
我们可以让谎言成真 小赫 W-We can make it true, Herbie.
(禁区 禁止擅自闯入)
你看这个入口符合8-30B法规吗 Does this entryway look 8-30B compliant to you?
天啊 有这么好 我们在哪 Jesus, is that good? Where are we?
恕我直言 女士 文件上说约翰比林斯 With respect, ma'am, the documents show one John Billings,
即杰克的父亲 是“收够”官 father to Jack, as the "incorportating" officer.
资产和“啧任”交叉比对显示 And an assets and "libatillities" cross-reference
约翰拥有 shows that John as the owner
一个大规模的大气层外发射设施 of an extensive extra-atmospheric launch facility which,
在他去世 经济破产“直后” "susquebent" to his demise and financial ruin,
设施易主 转移给了一位前同事 叫沃尔特格林 在... transferred to a former associate, one Walter Greene, where--
所以...这个发射台是他们的 So... they own this launchpad?
或是说经营公司的比林斯所有 或是他的老爸 Or Billings who runs the company owns it? Or his dad?
没错 约翰比林斯的注册实体许可 Exactly. The licensed premises of John Billings's registered entity,
即光明面“公伺” i.e. the Brightside "Corportation."
等等 Wait.
就是这里 This is fucking it?
这个 Well,
我们无法下定论说这就是全部 while we can't conclude this is all the "it" there is,
这一定是其中一部分 it certainly is an "it."
他们只有这堆破烂 -是的 This fucking dump is all they've got. -Yeah.
能从这里飞上月球就见鬼了 对吧 Good luck getting to the moon from this place, right?
天啊 全是谎言 Oh, my God, it's all bullshit.
嘿 Hey!
女士... -下来 Ma'am? Ma'am? -Get down!
直接接触远远超出了目前的权限 Direct contact is well-beyond current prerogative.
最后警告 女士 Final warning, lady.
滚开 Fuck off!
梅本太太 Mrs. Mayburn.
我们抓住他的把柄了 We got him.
你抓住他的把柄了 You got him.
我感觉宾果要来了 I feel a "bingo" coming on.
(宾果)
B-8...幸运的女士们 先生们 B-8. B-8, lucky ladies and gents.
是我 That's me.
我觉得这里的人承受不了登月之旅 You know, I'm not sure anyone here would survive the trip up.
他们又不知道 They don't know that.
乔 这里是个绝望 孤独的地方 This is a desperate and lonely place, Joe.
G-47 G-47.
比如这位特丽莎 Trish over here.
她丈夫去年去世了 上个月摘除了一个肺 She lost her husband last year, and a lung last month.
如果你笑着对她说你喜欢她的发型 她什么都愿意买 She would buy anything if you smile and tell her you like her hair.
是 我不确定 这感觉有点不正确 Yeah, I don't know, it just feels a little wrong.
你说得对... You're right, you're right.
你是一个多么正派 富有爱心 廉洁的年轻人啊 What a decent, caring, incorruptible young man you are.
I-24 -你一定常常探望母亲吧 I-24. -You must visit your mother often.
我以前几乎每天都去 Well, I used to go around almost every day,
但是现在有这份工作了 比较难做到 but it's harder now with the job.
是 她...我这么清醒呢 Yeah, and she's, well... and here I am wide-awake.
可杰克连短暂探视都不愿意来 And Jack's in agony over the slightest visit.
B-7 B-7.
我有 I have that.
他们还没喊这个数 They haven't called that number yet.
他们不会查的 除非你要告发我 They don't check. Unless you're gonna rat me out.
不 当然不会 -N-36 No, never. -N-36.
宾果... -宾果 Bingo. Bingo! -Bingo!
别抽数字了 把那盒该死的巧克力给我拿来 Stop the draw. Bring me my dumb box of chocolates.
天啊 Oh, boy.
他们完全没机会 They never stood a chance.
好了 All right.
我得走了 试着再多卖几套房子出去 I ought to head out and try to make a few more sales.
什么 让我一个人吃巧克力吗 What? And make me eat my chocolates alone?
不行 Nah.
不 当然不会 No, never.
我跟你说吧 Let me tell you something.
雪莉 认真工作一天可不是闹着玩的 An honest day's work is no fucking joke, Shirley.
冠军 欢迎回家 Welcome home, champ.
你这是在做什么 What are you,
用奖励我来规范我的行为 就和带铃铛的狗一样 rewarding me to mold my behavior like the dog with the bell?
听着 Listen.
我很乐意地接受了 I'm very, very accepting of it.
我给你看点东西 Well, let me show you something.
试着变得非常... Try to only get very, very...
兴奋 excited.
这是谁的钱 Whose is this?
你的 Yours.
我的 谁会为了这钱来杀我 Mine? Who's coming to kill me for it?
埃德 这可是靠合法的美国生意赚的 It's honest American business, Ed.
我看到了一个机会 以两倍的价格卖掉了我们的月球住宅 I saw an opening. Flipped our moon unit for twice the price.
不 你没卖... No, you didn't. You didn't.
卖了 别跟一袋钱争论 好吗 Yeah, don't argue with a bag of money, right?
我们如果还想住在月球上的话 可以买两套住宅 We still want a spot up there, we can buy two.
我非常想要那套 雪莉 我们的那套 Kind of had my heart set on that one, Shirley. Ours.
埃德 我愿意和你住在任何地方 在这里我就很开心了 就现在 I'd be happy anywhere with you, Ed. I'm happy here. Right now.
谁还需要上月球呢 是不是 Who even needs the moon? Yeah?
好吧 Okay.
我没有在那里出尽洋相 自取其辱 雪莉 I didn't humiliate myself in that place, Shirley,
因为我不确定你对我的想法 或者我想完成更好的生意 'cause I felt iffy about you, or I wanted to do better business deals.
我的意思是说 爱情不是冷冻披萨 你可以现在吃 也可以晚点吃 I mean, love isn't some frozen pizza you can just have now or later.
不是这样的 That's not what this is.
好吧 那你就是早想好 从这泥潭里脱身 因为你相信我... Okay, then it's a managed fucking exit from the quagmire you believe me to--
我说过这些吗 Did I say any of that?
雪莉 这包钱表明了一切... Bag says it, Shirley. Bag says it all.
不是的...老天啊 埃德 我爱你 No-- Jesus, Ed, I love you.
我不会感到惊讶 如果你预料到我会一如既往白白浪费掉它 You know, I wouldn't be surprised if you expected me to piss it away
把你从我们共同的愚蠢梦想中 永久解放出来 老天啊 in my usual manner, freeing you forever from our dumb dreams together. Jesus.
你上去过吗 You ever been up there?
哈 那你得先杀死我 然后再把我运上去 Ha! You'd have to kill me and ship me.
那是我已故丈夫送我的 That was a gift from my late husband.
乔伊 Say, Joey...
有些关于杰克的事你应该知道 there are some things you should know about Jack.
其实还有比林斯家所有男人的事 And all of the Billings men, really.
好的 Okay.
他们是令人难以忍受的梦想家 但不要因此而对他不满 They are insufferable dreamers. But don't hold that against him.
他只会这样去表达关心 而且他确实很关心你 It's the only way he knows to show he cares, and he does care.
他爱你 他只是有时 在一些事情上会大错特错 He loves you. He just gets a couple of things dead wrong sometimes.
你能看出来吗 Can you see that?
因为你可能也有一些 这样的性格特点 毕竟他是... 'Cause you probably got some of it in you too. After all, he is--
去死吧 太空人渣 -我不确定是否能帮上忙 Get dead, space scum! -I'm not quite sure I can help with that.
尝尝粗暴执法者的滋味 你这个独眼加贡野人 Get a taste of rough-and-ready lawman, you one-eyed Gargon savage!
巴克... Buck. Buck M--
曼泽尔先生 Mr. Manzell?
闯入者 你在叫我 Who asked, interloper?
你是同情加贡的叛徒吗 You some Gargon-sympathizing rat fink?
乔 别白费口舌了 Don't bother, Joe.
可能有人让他把重播都看了一遍 Somebody probably let him watch all his reruns again.
他没在月球上 He's not on the moon?
如果你跟他说他在月球上 他可能会信 If you told him he was, he'd probably believe you.
别...过来 站住 扰脑者 N-No. Freeze, brain-scrambler!
曼泽尔先生... M-Mr. Manzell. Mr. Manzell.
曼泽尔先生 Mr. Manzell!
他在准备 -He's warming up.
实施中子气体攻击 A neutron gas attack.
捂住耳朵和鼻子 詹金斯先生 Cover your ears and nose, Mr. Jenkins.
詹金斯先生 -我没子弹了 Mr. Jenkins. -I'm out of ammo.
快点 詹金斯先生 趴下... Come on, Mr. Jenkins. Stay down, stay low.
高级合伙人 销售 Senior partner. Sales.
嘿 朋友 Hey, pal.
给我来点 你那令人难以忍受的正能量 好吗 Hit me with some of that insufferable sunshine of yours, will you?
贝蒂 坏人 乔伊 坏人 杰克 坏人 Well, Betty, bad. Joey, bad. Jack, bad.
我们的双胞胎其实并不存在 比他们存在更糟 Our twins who don't actually exist, more bad than when they did.
天啊 Christ.
埃迪 你看 世间有痛苦 You see, there's pain, Eddie.
然后自己骗自己 And then there's lying to yourself.
简而言之 这就是世界 That's the world in a nutshell.
麻烦这边再来一杯 Get another one over here, please.
她上钩了 我们的有钱寡妇 She's on the hook, our wealthy widow.
晚餐上推销 -很好 Dinner and a sales pitch. -Good.
我是来给你打气的 我感觉自己走进了一场葬礼现场 I came by for a pep talk. I feel like I stepped into a funeral.
抱歉 杰克 请把这事办好 143个 Sorry. Get this done, Jack, please. 143.
好的 去月球 Okay. To the moon.
晚上好 客人 Good evening, guest.
要我帮你安排交通吗 Would you like me to assist you with transportation?
嘿... Hey. Hey!
嘿 孩子 我有个会要开...乔伊 怎么了 Hey, kid. I got a meeting I'm about to-- Joey, what?
我刚刚碰到了巴克曼泽尔 I just ran into Buck Manzell.
是 他很了不起吧 Yeah. What a guy.
他是个很好的人 对吧 我听说他回来了 What a fella, right? I heard that he was back in town.
不 别...这样 No, don't-- don't do that.
欢迎回到美景汽车旅馆 -你这个该死的骗子 Welcome back to The Vista Motor Lodge. -You fucking liar.
嘿 听着 我不知道 你自以为知道些什么 乔 Hey. Look, I don't know what you think you know, Joe.
但这并不是全部 -说吧 杰克 But it's not the whole story. -Come on, Jack.
我们在这里卖什么 纸张吗 What are we selling here, pieces of paper?
到底有没有真实的东西 -嘿 全都是真的 I mean, is there anything real? -Hey, it's all real.
你觉得这个世上像你我这样的人 How do you think anything real in this world
怎么能创造出真实的东西 gets started by guys like you and me?
我觉得我一点都不像你 I don't think I'm anything like you.
成熟点吧 孩子 我们都是无足轻重的人 Grow up, kid. We're both nobody.
你以为我没试过用对的方法来做这事 You think I didn't try to do this the right way?
毕恭毕敬地走来走去 被每个房间里的人嘲笑着赶出来 Go around hat-in-hand, get laughed out of every room.
我马上要去见一个投资人 I'm about to have a meeting with an investor
她能只靠一个交易就搞定这一切 who can get this whole thing up and running with one deal.
一天比一天真实 -你到底在说什么 It's getting realer every day. -What the fuck are you talking about?
杰克 我们全对你深信不疑 We all believed you, Jack.
我欺骗了所有人 我... -你完成了我给你的工作而已 I mean, I lied to everybody. I-- -You did the job I asked.
比大多数人都做得好 Better than most.
这不是撒谎 这是让事情变得可能 That's not lying. That's making things possible.
孩子 看着我 Look at me, kid.
这是你人生中最重要的一课 This is the most important lesson of your life.
陷入细节中 疑虑重重 Getting stuck in the details and the doubt?
这会毁掉你 我是过来人 It'll kill you. I've been there.
你就知道我会上当 You just knew that I'd fall for it.
对吧 你...第一次见到我的时候 Right? When you-- When you first met me,
因为我就是你要的那种废物 -不 别说了 because I'm just the right kind of loser. -No. Stop!
别这样说 我要把卖出去的房子 都盖起来 相信我 Don't do that. I'm gonna build every unit we sold, trust me.
相信你 斯坦詹金斯是一只乌龟 Trust you? Stan Jenkins is a fucking turtle.
好了 小点声...想想如果这事传了出去 All right, keep it down, keep it down. Think about if this gets out.
你想成为那个扼杀他们梦想的人吗 Do you want to be the one who killed their dreams?
那个毁掉他们投资的人 Who blew up their investments?
我们的救世主来了 That's our ship coming in.
我是在俱乐部里认识她的 所以真的是你促成了这一切 And I met her at the club, so really you're the one who made it happen.
你理所应当成为合伙人 You should be a goddamn partner.
别做梦了 Quit fucking dreaming.
字幕翻译:谭萱