《末日巡逻队》前情提要 Previously on Doom Patrol...
寻找 你看见这个首席了吗
找到奈尔斯·考尔德之前我都会留在这儿 I'm staying here until I find Niles Caulder.
你刚来这里一天 You've been here a day.
和一堆无能的 Palling around with a bunch of...
马戏团怪胎打成一片 inept circus freaks.
是什么让你自认为是领队了 Who died and made you team leader?
我们不是英雄 We're not heroes.
我们不做任何事 We're the ones who don't do anything.
你就是胆小鬼 You're a chickenshit.
你说对了 我害怕去找奈尔斯 You're right. I am afraid to look for Niles.
你想怎样 What do you want from me?
自从你决定住进我身体开始 Ever since you decided to live inside my body,
我们需要定些规矩
我的生活就变成了噩梦 my life has been a nightmare.
我曾拥有一切 而你毁掉了一切 I had everything, and you fucked it all up!
是你毁掉了一切 You fucked it all up.
告诉我 简 Tell me, Jane.
你难道不是 Are you not the core persona
这个马戏团和 inside your little menagerie,
内心的恶魔的主人格吗 your inner demons?
你是多重人格 You are one of many personalities
集于一身 trapped within a single body.
永别了 混蛋[德语] Auf Wiedersehen, motherfucker.
天哪 我做了什么 Oh, God, what did I do?
-对不起 -别说了 - I'm sorry. - Don't.
末日巡逻队
第一季 第四集
17年前 犹他州 盐湖城
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you
生日快乐
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you
祝你生日快乐 亲爱的艾略特 Happy birthday, dear Elliot
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you
对了 抱歉 Oh, right. Sorry.
起初 有了光 In the beginning, there was the light.
光造了影 And the light created a shadow.
影是好的 And the shadow was good.
起初 In the beginning,
有了光 there was the light.
光造了影 And the light created a shadow.
影是好的 And the shadow was good.
-妈妈 -怎么了 亲爱的 - Mom? - Yes, dear.
我什么时候才能拯救世界 When do I get to save the world?
很快了 Soon.
等书写完了 一切都会明了 When the Book is finished, all will be clear.
对不对 亲爱的 Isn't that right, honey?
小寿星在哪里 Where's the happy birthday boy?
现在
你在这啊 There you are.
我做了你最喜欢的 I baked your favorite.
坏了 我忘记拿刀了 Oh, fudge. I forgot the knife.
快跑 Run!
你不是来拯救世界的 儿子 你会毁灭它 You're not here to save the world, son. You're here to end it.
你不是救世主 你得... You're not the savior. You need to--
哎呀 Whoopsie daisy.
刚刚好悬 That was a close one.
就是今天了 艾略特 书写完了 Today is the day, Elliot. The Book is complete.
今天是你拯救世界的日子 It's your day to save the world.
今天会很棒的 It's going to be fantastic!
亲爱的 Sweetie...
快下来 Come back down.
蛋糕等着你来吃呢 This cake isn't gonna eat itself.
艾略特 Elliot...
赶紧下来把这个破蛋糕吃了 艾略特 You get down here and you eat this fucking cake, Elliot!
内华达州 里诺
过去几天我一直有不祥的预感 The past few days I've had the sinking feeling
未尽之书教团又开始行动了 the Cult of the Unwritten Book was active again.
这次感觉不同 Feels different this time.
感觉这群混蛋真的有可能成功 Like the bastards might have actually pulled it off.
到处都是征兆 如果你知道去哪找的话 Signs are bloody everywhere, if you know where to look.
西班牙 巴比亚
谁杀死了知更鸟 "Who killed Cock Robin?
"是我" 麻雀说 "用我的弓和箭" 'I,' said the sparrow, 'with my bow and arrow.'"
"是我" 苍蝇说 "用我的小眼睛 "'I,' said the fly, 'with my little eye,
我看见他死去" 'I saw him die.'"
谁来为他掘墓 "'Who'll dig his grave?'
"是我" 猫头鹰说 "我来为他掘墓" 'I,' said the crow. 'for I will bury him...'"
该死 "在只有死亡的地方" Shit! "'Where only death can grow!'"
爸爸 Daddy...
我能和你一起睡吗 Can I nap with you?
当然可以 过来 Of course you can. Come here.
怎么搞的 What the fuck?
简 我没有 等等 Hey, Jane. I didn't... Wait.
别他妈碰我 Don't fucking touch me!
-别和我说话 -好吧 - Don't talk to me! - Okay.
-简 -我不是简 我他妈是铁头 - Okay, Jane... - I'm not Jane. I'm fucking Hammerhead.
你的妻子 雪莉 你们是怎么认识的 And your wife, Sheryl. How did you meet her?
约翰·卡罗尔主教高中 Bishop John Carroll High School.
46届 Class of '46.
我们是高中情侣 We were high school sweethearts.
那你是什么时候认识约翰·鲍尔斯中士的 And when did you meet Staff Sergeant John Bowers?
-你说什么 -约翰·鲍尔斯 - Excuse me? - John Bowers.
他是你的机师 He was your mechanic.
去你的 Fuck you.
昨晚发生了什么 What happened last night?
为什么简在我屋里 Why was Jane in my room?
我跟你说了别和我说话 I told you not to talk to me.
我知道 但至少告诉我为什么简在我屋里吧 And I hear you. But, can you at least tell me why Jane was in my room?
那不是简 That wasn't Jane.
简暂时休息 Jane's taking a time out.
那是小宝贝 她也搞砸了 所以我出来了 That was Baby Doll and she fucked up, too. That's why I'm here.
我做错什么了吗 Did I do something wrong?
-你觉得呢 -什么 我做了什么 - Ya think? - What? What did I do?
巴拉圭 Paraguay.
巴拉圭 巴拉圭怎么了 Paraguay? What about Paraguay?
我不是你的心理医生 你自己想去 I'm not your therapist. You figure it out.
给大家说明一下首席可能会在的地方 Just to get us up to date on the Chief's possible whereabouts,
这个宇宙中有37个已知的不同维度 there are 37 known dimensions in the universe.
正如你们所见 我绘制了地图 As you can see, I've mapped them.
我们这个小队面临的挑战 就是找出... Our challenge as a team, is to pinpoint--
-怎么了 -我们不是一个小队 - Yes? - We're not a team.
你一直说我们是小队 但我们不是小队 You keep saying we're a team. We're not a team.
你想要找到首席 对吗 我知道我想 You wanna find the Chief, don't you? I know I do.
拉瑞 克里夫 你们呢 Larry? Cliff? What about you?
你们想要找到首席吗 Do you wanna find the Chief?
想吧 Sure.
你看 See?
一伙人 A group of people...
一个共同目标 A common goal.
在我看来就是一个小队 Looks like a team to me.
好吧 Yeah...
-瑞塔在哪 -我就在这 - Where's Rita? - I'm right here.
我猜我的邀请函被邮局滞留了 I guess my invite got stuck at Western Union
还是说这年头受冷落就是这样的 or is this what passes as a cold shoulder nowadays?
都不是 Neither.
这是关于我们搜寻首席的现状的会议 It's a meeting about where we stand in search for the Chief.
据说有37个维度呢 Apparently, there's 37 dimensions.
我看到了 I see that, yes.
瑞塔 如果你想的话 欢迎加入 Rita, you're welcome to sit in if you want,
但我只是觉得 鉴于我们之前的谈话 but I just figured, given our conversation,
你可能不想插手这事 you'd probably wanna sit this one out.
你知道的 因为你不感兴趣之类的 You know, not being into it and all.
但如果你想的话 我们应该能给你找点事做 But I'm sure we can think of something for you to do if you want.
我说到哪了 Where was I?
-如果我们看最基本的... -老天啊 - If we look at the fundamentals... - Jesus, fuck.
在亚原子与原子级别上... ...at the subatomic level and the atomic level...
真感谢你为女士出头 拉瑞 Thanks for standing up for a gal, Larry.
提醒我绝不要指望你做任何事 Remind me never to count on you for anything.
我没这心情 瑞塔 今天不行 Not in the mood, Rita. Not today.
当然不行 你站在他那边 Of course not. You're on his side.
是吗 你想让我假装维克是在诬陷你吗 Oh, right. You want me to pretend Vic was lying about you.
支持我一下不行吗 Just try supporting me for once.
简有克里夫 我有谁 Jane has Cliff. Who do I get?
你觉得我有选择吗 You think I have a choice?
是我体内的这个东西想要参与 This thing inside me wants to be involved.
-你只要... -考尔德 - Just-- - Caulder!
那是谁 Who is that?
考尔德 你个老贱人 Caulder! You old cunt.
你在哪儿 Where the hell are you?
未尽之书教团开始行动了 The Cult of the Unwritten Book's on the march.
不好意思 先生 Excuse me, sir.
-考尔德 -先生 - Caulder! - Sir!
奈尔斯·考尔德不在这里 Niles Caulder isn't here.
他在哪儿 Where the hell is he?
我们不知道他在哪里 We don't know where he is,
除此之外 也不知道他什么时候会回来 or for that matter, when he'll be back.
但如果你想留言 或许告诉我们你是谁 But, if you'd like to leave a message, maybe tell us who you are--
留言 好 A message? Sure.
这样如何 亲爱的考尔德 你个混球 How's this? "Dear, Caulder, you wanker,
把你偷走的钱还给我 I need my penny you nicked.
因为这个世界又要完蛋了 'Cause the world's about to fucking end. Again."
署名 你的老友吉卜 Signed, "Your old pal, Kip."
你的名字叫吉卜吗 That's your name? Kip?
我叫吉卜林 威洛比·吉卜林 Name's Kipling. Willoughby Kipling.
如果你们想知道的话 我是圣殿骑士团的人 Knights Templar, in case you're wondering.
你们俩应该都没听说过 Don't suppose that means anything to either of you.
这么说吧 我在跨国怪诞的世界里鼎鼎有名 I'm very big in the world of, shall we say, international strangeness.
去查查我吧 So go ahead. Check me out.
与此同时 我会在那个破烂办公室里 In the meantime, I'll be in that bag of goat shit's office.
拯救世界 Saving the world.
考尔德从来没和你们几个怪胎 So Caulder never told any of you freaks
提过未尽之书教团吗 about the Cult of the Unwritten Book?
什么书什么团 The who of the what?
未尽之书教团是什么 What's the Cult of the Unwritten Book?
首先 他们就是恶梦 Goddamn nightmare, for starters.
他们一心想要毁灭世界 They're hellbent on bringing out the destruction of the world.
他们相信未尽之书是神道 The Book, which they believe to be the word of God,
而那本书先正在编写中 is being written as we speak.
一旦完成了 Once it's completed,
教团将会尝试阅读 the Cult will attempt to read it.
如果成功了 会召唤出魔眼 If successful, the Eye will be summoned.
就是灭物主 The Decreator.
世界将会被毁灭 And the world will be unmade.
这人是谁 Who is this guy?
他是谁的叔叔吗 Is he someone's uncle?
找到了 There you are.
今天早上 剃刀女神的小姐妹来找我 The Little Sisters of our Lady of the Razor paid me a visit this morning.
尼姑 Nuns.
每人手持一把剃刀 A straight razor in each hand.
切墙而入 Cut through walls.
一看就知道这是个征兆 Doesn't take a rocket scientist to know it's a sign.
未尽之书就快写完了 Book is close to being finished.
那么 So...
我们得找到那本书 We need to find the Book...
赶在教团之前找到他 before the Cult finds him.
等等 你说"他"是什么意思 Wait. What do you mean "him"?
-那本书是一个人 -这不合逻辑 - Yeah. The Book's a person. - That makes no sense.
这本书在哪里 And where's this Book?
鲍芙默会告诉我们的 Baphomet will tell us.
谁 Who?
神谕者 她来了 The Oracle. She's coming.
今天有什么事是符合逻辑的吗 Is anything gonna make sense today?
什么鬼 What the fuck?
过了九天 After nine days
人们让马儿尽情驰骋 They let the horse run free
因为未尽之书即将完成 Because the Book Was nearly complete
妈妈和爸爸 There is a mommy and daddy
准备就绪 欢欣雀跃 艾略特 Ready and happy for Elliot
即将成为那个人 To be the one
盐湖郊外 In the suburb of Salt Lake
帕特森家中 In the family of Patterson
大门正敞开 And the Gates are opening wide
通向纳恩海姆之城 To the city of Nurnheim
无论你们多努力 No matter how hard you try
时间也不够了 Time is not on your side
因为我骑着无名之马去过沙漠 Because I've been to The desert on a horse with no name
要我说 去他的英国佬和他的马头坐骑 I say fuck that limey and the horse head he rode in on.
她没说错 She's not wrong.
某个憨豆先生从街上走进来 Some Mr. Bean guy comes in off the street
我们就放弃搜寻首席了吗 and we abandon the search for the Chief?
没错 我们又不是超级英雄 Exactly. We're not superheroes.
没人强迫你参与 No one's forcing you to be a part of this.
我们知道你的立场 We know where you stand.
他说的话核实了吗 Does his story check out?
差不多吧 他的确是圣殿骑士团的成员 Ish. He is a member of the Knights Templar.
并且是一位知名混沌魔术师 And an established Chaos Magician,
这就解释了我们目前为止看到的一些怪事 which explains some of the weird stuff we've seen so far.
但是他的过去也有一些空白的地方 But there are a few gaps in his past.
一些阴暗的地方 And some shadows.
著名魔术师
难道我们就这样相信酒鬼大卫·科波菲尔说的 And we're supposed to just believe drunk David Copperfield
世界要毁灭了吗 that the world's gonna end?
我说不好我是否相信吉卜林 I don't know if I trust Kipling,
但我相信那个马头 but I believe the horse head.
继续聊 不着急 Keep chatting. Take your time.
反正我们又不是要去... It's not as though we're trying to...
阻止世界末日什么的 halt the apocalypse or anything.
你相信蓝色马头的话 You believe a blue horse head.
我相信 I do.
我真是什么都不明白了 I just don't understand anything anymore.
我们加入 We're in.
很高兴你们能挤出时间来 Glad you could fit it in your schedule.
-那是什么 -看起来像什么 金属奶子 - What is that? - What's it look like, metal tits?
是一扇门 It's a door.
穿过它就能找到那本书 艾略特 Go through it and you find the Book, Elliot.
你抽几根癌症棒 So you smoke a couple of cancer sticks
突然就能打开一扇任意门 and suddenly you can open a door to anywhere?
你以为那是烟草吗 You think that's tobacco?
不管了 咱们上 Fuck it. Let's party.
等等 Wait!
那是什么鬼东西 Ugh. What on earth was that?
两克米开朗基罗的骨灰 Two grams of Michelangelo's ashes.
你不正常 You are not well.
关上传送门 关上传送门 Close the portal. Close the portal.
关上传送门 Close the portal!
-把书还给我 -滚开 蠢货 - You give me back my Book. - Fuck off, shitbird!
老天啊 Dear God.
放开我 Let go of me.
这是隐藏法术 It's a cloaking spell.
让教团找不到他 为我们争取时间完成任务 Hides him from the Cult. Buys us time to complete the job.
我们救了这孩子 还要干什么 We saved the kid. What else is there?
现在我们杀了他 Now we kill him.
-然后烧了他 -没门 你别想 - And burn him. - No way. Not happening.
-不 -我们不杀孩子 - No! - We do not kill kids.
我们也不烧书 他两者都是 Or burn books. He's both.
伙计们 现在可不是捣乱的时候 Folks, now is not the time to start throwing spanners.
如果他被读了 If he gets read,
麻烦就大了 it's Katy bar the bloody door.
那我们就阻止任何人读他 Then we stop him from being read.
-一定还有别的办法 -当然了 - There has to be another way. - Yeah, sure.
很简单 我们只需要 It's easy. All we have to do
关上通往纳恩海姆的门 is close the bloody Gates to Nurnheim.
之后顺便把癌症也治愈了吧 And after that we can cure cancer.
纳恩海姆是什么玩意儿 What the hell is Nurnheim?
纳恩海姆是一座数世纪前就被摧毁的鬼城 Nurnheim is the ghost of a city destroyed centuries ago.
想要读他的教团就是从那来的 Cult was trying to read him, that's where they come from.
那我们就去把门关上 能有多难 Okay. So we close the Gate. How hard could it be?
门 The Gates...
不是真正的门 是一个人手上的圣痕 are not Gates. It's a stigmata on a person on their hands.
门逐渐开启 会放出更多的刺客 And as the Gates open, more assassins are unleashed.
刺客 Assassins?
嗯 我指的不是亮着凶器的人妻 Yeah, and I don't mean MILFs with cleavers. Look...
关上门的唯一办法 The only way to close the Gates
就是找到有圣痕的人并将伤口缝上 is to find the person with the stigmata and sew the wound shut.
你们有人会缝纫吗 Any of you know how to sew?
突然我能派上用场了 Suddenly I'm useful.
偏偏是和刺客作战 To fight assassins. Of course.
我会编织 I can knit.
我会编织 好吗 I knit, okay?
牙线 Dental floss?
詹尼斯·乔普林的牙线 Janis Joplin's dental floss.
世上最强的灵魂线 The strongest known spiritual thread in the world,
唯一有威力能将门缝合的东西 the only thing powerful enough to sew the Gates shut.
认真听好 Now, listen closely.
别犯傻 别胡搞 Don't be idiots. Don't fart around.
去把门关上 Just close the Gates.
我和铁头一起去 I'm going with Hammerhead.
这地方肯定满是刺客 This place will be crawling with assassins.
应该我去 I should go.
好吧 但是 我和铁头一起去 Okay, except, I'm going with Hammerhead.
好吧 克里夫和铁头一起去 Okay. Cliff goes with Hammerhead.
我们留在这里保护那孩子 The rest of us will stay here and protect the kid.
门到底在哪 Exactly where are these Gates?
问到点上了 Good question.
这个会告诉我们在哪 This will tell us where.
管它的 这是我最后一片了 Fuck it all. My last piece.
-口香糖 -知识糖 - Chewing gum? - "Knowing gum."
它会告诉我答案 It'll give me the answer.
我们到哪去找纳恩海姆之门 Where can we find the Gates of Nurnheim?
他咽下去了 He swallowed it.
是故意的吗 Was that on purpose?
口香糖消化不了 要永远留在肚子里了 That never digests, you know. It's in there forever now.
知道了 Got it.
谢谢你 飞掠 Thank you, Flit.
西班牙 巴比亚
好了 铁头 Okay, Hammerhead.
在世界毁灭之前 Before the world ends,
能告诉我为什么你讨厌我吗 you mind telling me what put me on your shit list?
巴拉圭又怎么了 And what the hell Paraguay means?
我操 Fuck!
-怎么了 -我告诉你 你能别缠着我吗 - What? - If I tell you, will you leave me alone?
行 Sure.
巴拉圭让我看清了你 Paraguay was an eye-opener.
杀了那么多人 鲜血淋漓 All that carnage, the blood.
你骗得了简 但是骗不了我 You had Jane conned pretty good, but I know better.
克里夫 你禽兽不如 Cliff, you're a fucking monster.
你只是个粗鲁的男人而已 You're just another bundle of toxic masculinity.
你自称"铁头" 还好意思这样说我 That's rich coming from someone who calls themself "Hammerhead."
我见过你动手 I've seen you in action.
你和我一样心狠手辣 You're every bit as aggressive as I am.
区别在于 我的存在是有原因的 The difference is I exist for a reason.
你有什么借口 What the fuck is your excuse?
万一他们没能把门关上 我们得做好准备 We need to be prepared in case they can't close the Gates.
或者隐藏法术没起作用 Or the magic cloaking doesn't work.
一开始就没想依靠你的魔法 This was never just about relying on your magic.
我们准备好战斗了 We're prepared to fight.
我去检查一圈 I'll secure the perimeter
确保各处都锁好了 and make sure everything is locked up tight.
拉瑞 Larry...
万一有人闯入 你能在那孩子身边保护他吗 Can you stay close to the kid in case anything gets through us?
行 Sure.
我需要辣椒酱 I need hot sauce.
去楼上冰箱里找 Check the fridge upstairs.
你觉得拉瑞和我不同 You think Larry is different from me?
他会第一个告诉你他不是英雄 我们都不是 He'll be the first to tell you he's no hero. None of us are.
我不这样想 I don't see it that way.
你不能改变我们的本性 维克 You can't make us into something we're not, Vic.
不管你想要证明什么 No matter how much you have to prove--
我什么都不想证明 I'm not here to prove anything.
胡扯 Bullshit.
也许你是对的 You know what? Maybe you're right.
也许拉瑞不是英雄 Maybe Larry's not a hero.
但他体内的东西是 But that thing inside him is.
也有可能是疯子 It might also be insane.
瞧瞧这鬼地方 Look at this fucking place.
有人吗 Hello?
你觉得这里摧残了多少生命 How many lives were wrecked here, you think?
在阴影里 In the shadows?
我正忙着欣赏独家惊悚片 I'm a little too busy in my own slasher flick here
没空考虑那些 to get into all that now.
有人吗 谁在里面 Hello? Who's in there?
没事 神父 我们是来帮你缝合的 Hey. Easy. Whoa, whoa, padre. We're here to help stitch you up.
我叫克里夫 Me llamo Cliff.
克里夫 我就会这一句西班牙语 Cliff. Well, that's all the Spanish I got.
好了 赶紧弄完了事 Right. Let's keep it short and sweet.
铁头 准备好了吗 All right. Hammerhead, you ready?
铁头 Hammerhead?
铁头 帮我关上这人的手门 Hammerhead, help me close this guy's stupid hand gate things!
好 Right.
来 Here.
我来帮你 混账东西 Let me help you, motherfucker!
就像你帮那些信任你的人一样 Just like you helped all those people who trusted you!
你要干什么 What the hell are you doing--
她信任你 She trusted you!
我不知道你经历过什么 I don't know what happened to you,
但这事和那些没有关系 but this isn't about that.
去你的 Fuck you!
等等 Wait! Wait!
我操 Oh, shit.
这里是纳恩海姆吗 Is this Nurnheim?
我们在该死的纳恩海姆吗 Are we in goddamn Nurnheim?
这不是雪 This isn't snow.
你这次可真是闯大祸了 对吧 You really shit the bed on this one, didn't you?
那个疯癫法师就给了我们这一个任务 That fucknut magician gave us one job.
阻止世界末日 但是不行 To stop the end of the world. But, no...
你非得一脚把门踹开 还把我也拉上 You had to kick the Gate wide open and drag me with you!
-对不起 先生 -等等 你是哪个 - I'm sorry, sir. - Wait. Which one are you?
我是佩妮·法辛 先生 Penny Farthing, sir.
请不要伤害我 先生 Please don't hurt me, sir.
铁头呢 Where's Hammerhead?
我被困在纳恩海姆 I'm stuck in Nurnheim
却连铁头都骂不成了吗 and I don't even get to yell at Hammerhead?
对不起 先生 铁头去休息了 I'm sorry, sir. Hammerhead has been relieved.
教堂对她来说太刺激了 The church was too provocative.
他妈的 God damn it!
你觉得这地方眼熟吗 You feel like we've seen this place before?
没有 长官 对不起 No, sir. I'm sorry.
再说一遍对不起我就... Say you're sorry one more time.
闯入者 Interlopers!
你们不该来这里 You have no business here.
严格来说是的 That is technically true.
你们要跟我们走 You will come with us.
好的 彭妮 准备好战斗了吗 All right. Penny, you ready to fight?
是的 长官 Yes, sir.
认真的吗 Seriously?
好的 你知道你可是搞砸了 Okay, you know you fucked all the way up now.
你比她还让我生气 You're pissing me off even more than she did.
纳恩海姆糟透了 Nurnheim sucks.
[咒语]
你在干什么 What are you doing?
没有什么东西会比 Nothing guards a threshold
被施了法并加了香料的玫瑰更能保护结界 like a rosary that's been enchanted and spiced.
每个门放一朵 And one on each door.
如果他们还能通过 抓到这孩子 If they can get through that, grab the kid,
那么 不管了 well, fuck it all.
世界注定要毁灭 World's meant to end.
那个咒语 That incantation...
《爱我吧》 或者类似的吧 "Love Me Do." Or a reasonable facsimile.
《一夜狂欢》法力更强 但是 "Hard Day's Night" is much stronger, but...
我记不下所有的词 can never remember the words.
不要质疑魔法 Don't question the magic.
目前为止都很有效 不是吗 Worked well for us so far, hasn't it?
对不起 你真的觉得这可以救我吗 I'm sorry. You really think this is gonna save me?
我已经尽我所能了 孩子 I've done all I can, boy.
实话实说 Let's be honest,
我对你们这些人的无能感到生气 I'm half pissed and the rest of you lot are jarringly incompetent.
但是 祝我们好运吧 But, uh, good luck to us all, eh?
栅网 运行系统评估 Grid, run a system evaluation.
类别 综合武器 Category, integrated weapons.
武器检查
门窗锁好了吗 We all locked up?
作为一座陈旧的老房子 锁的够严实了 As good as a rickety old house can be.
我会更高兴知道 I'd be happier knowing
你的朋友们把门关上了 that your friends have got the Gates closed.
你醉了吗 You stoned?
正在运行武器检查 Running a weapons inventory.
我也是 Me too.
苏格兰威士忌 有了 Scotch. Check.
伏特加 有了 Vodka. Check.
波旁 有了 Bourbon. Check.
杜松子酒 有了 Gin. Check.
你确定你不想保持头脑清醒 Are you sure you don't want a clear head
万一我们过会儿要打架 in case we have to throw down later?
天 不要 God, no.
如果我们要打架 我想还是喝两口助兴好 If we're fighting, I wanna be properly rat-assed.
不用 No.
所以 你有什么计划 So, what's your plan?
你攻击所有从那扇门过来的东西 You zap everything that comes through that door?
攻击 没错 加上其他事情 Zap? Yeah, amongst other things.
你对你这些小玩意很有信心啊 A lot of faith to put in gadgets.
来抢书的可不是一群流氓强盗 The Book's not being hunted by a pack of muggers.
我觉得科学的东西 I'll take science over
要比你这些天花里胡哨的魔法强多了 whatever it is that you do any day of the week.
没人比我更支持你了 Nobody's rooting harder for you than I.
但如果你的科学和我做的事没用的话 But if your science and my whatever it is that I do don't work...
我们需要重新考虑对策 we're gonna have to reexamine our options.
你是说杀死那个小孩 Are you talking about killing the kid?
我是说毁掉那本书 I'm talking about destroying the Book.
那本书有名字 That Book has a name.
艾略特 Elliot.
我不可能杀了他 更不会杀任何人 And there is no way I'm killing him. Or anyone for that matter.
因为你是个英雄 'Cause you're a hero.
而你又算什么 真的 And what are you exactly? Seriously?
奈尔斯到底怎么认识你的 How the hell did Niles ever get mixed up with you?
那个我从六岁就熟知的人 The man that I've known since I was six
根本不会考虑你的提议 wouldn't even dream of what you're suggesting.
听起来你和我认识的 Sounds like you and I
奈尔斯·考尔德不是一个人 know two different Niles Caulders.
你和剩下的那些傻瓜们 You and the rest of those idiots
有你们的"首席" have your "Chief."
一位可亲的叔叔 轻轻地拍拍背 A kindly uncle, quick with a pat on the back
给一些友好的建议 and some friendly advice.
所以你碰到的奈尔斯是个冷血杀手 And you've got Niles, the cold-blooded killer?
我碰到的他是一个 I've got a man
会做出决定 who'll make the decisions
来维持世界运转的人 that have to be made to keep the world spinning.
是一个愿意忍受那些决定带来的后果 A man who's willing to live with
并永远被它们纠缠的人 those decisions and forever be haunted by them.
没事的 It's okay.
你还年轻 You're young.
犯个蠢也没什么关系 You can afford to be a little stupid.
要是你走运 If you're lucky,
兴许还可以活久一点 maybe you'll live a little longer.
也许他们会带你去一些黑暗的角落 Maybe they'll pack you into a few dark corners.
到时候你真正的能力 Then you may surprise yourself
会让你自己都大吃一惊的 what you're really capable of.
也许你应该把手机关了 Maybe you shouldn't have your phone on.
会有人追踪到我们的 Someone could track us.
漂亮 That's a beauty.
是啊 Yeah.
任何事情我们都一起解决 Fixed it up together.
我们三个人 每天都混在一起几个小时 All three of us. Couple hours a day.
做什么事都在一起 We did everything together.
抱歉 艾略特 I'm sorry, Elliot.
他们是我为数不多的几个朋友 You know, they were my only friends.
我不知道他们是否爱我 I don't even know if they loved me.
他们告诉我 我有自己的命运 They told me I had a destiny.
我会成为一个英雄 I was gonna be a hero.
拯救世界 Save the world.
但这...我... But this, I...
我并不想要这个 I don't want this.
我讨厌那个词 I hate that word.
"英雄" "Hero."
这很危险 It's dangerous.
不过是人们给你挂上的头衔 A title other people hang on you
你就走到哪儿都要顶着它 and you're supposed to carry it around.
但这不就是你一直以来的样子吗 是吗 But that's what you all are, right?
不 No.
我曾试过做英雄 到最后我却变得一无所有 I tried being a hero once and I destroyed everything I had.
你很幸运 You're lucky.
幸运 Lucky?
你不能为了别人而活 You can't live for other people.
你必须要直面自己 You have to be true to yourself.
你现在已经学到了 You're learning that now.
但我却用了一辈子才明白这个道理 Took me a lifetime to figure that out.
我没有什么时间了 I don't have a lifetime.
你听到吉卜林的话了 教团正在找我 You heard Kipling. The Cult's after me.
他们会抓走我 读我 然后我们就完了 They're gonna take me, they're gonna read me and we die.
-你怎么知道 -我应该呆在家里的 - You don't know that. - I should've just stayed at home.
让他们读我 一了百了 Let them read me, get it over with.
别这么说 艾略特 有点信心 Don't say that, Elliot. Try to have a little faith.
信心 Faith?
我亲眼看着我妈割了我爸的喉咙 I just saw my fucking mom slit my dad's throat!
去你妈的信心 Fuck your faith!
我很遗憾 I'm sorry.
因为我 这个世界要终结了 The whole world's gonna end 'cause of me.
也许我该自己解决这个问题 Maybe I should just take care of this on my own.
直接自杀就完了 Just fucking kill myself.
约翰·鲍尔斯 他是你的机修师 John Bowers. He was your mechanic.
我知道他是谁 但我不想谈他 Yes, I know who he is. I just don't feel like talking about him.
-为什么 -因为没有意义 - And why is that? - Because it's pointless.
我不觉得你是这么认为的 I don't think you believe that.
我们还要再回顾我的过去几次 How many times do we have to go into my past?
我认识的那个人 The people I know--
天哪 Oh, God.
或者曾经认识的那个人 与此事无关 or knew had nothing to do with this.
我只是因为一次飞行任务失败而已 This is the result of catching a bad ride.
你想让世界终结吗 Do you want the world to end?
这就是你的目的吗 Is that it?
你以为这样就能将我排挤出去吗 You think that'll get you out of me for good?
你到底想要什么 What in God's name do you want?
你为什么要一直这样刺激我 Why do you keep prodding me like this?
我没时间跟你来玩游戏 I don't have time to play games with you.
终于出现了 There you are.
我知道当他被胁迫的时候 Look, I know it's easier
你更容易出来 for you to come out when he's under duress,
但我们确实要费一番力气 but we really must work on that.
我有东西要给你看 I have something to show you.
我知道我们正在尝试各种办法沟通 Now, I know we've tried to communicate
虽然结果并不尽如人意 in several ways with limited success.
但我有预感我这次要成功了 But I have a feeling I have nailed it this time.
这个设备可能就是答案了 This device could be the answer.
你由一种未被查明的能量组成 You are composed of an energy yet to be discovered.
这可以将能量转化为能听到的频率 This is designed to convert energy into an audible frequency.
我需要你进入这个机器 我们就能试着 All I need is for you to enter this machine so we may attempt
找到你的声音 to find your voice.
你觉得如何 What do you say?
我只是想帮你 I only want to help you.
帮你们 Both of you.
很好 Very good.
现在 我要问你一些简单的问题 Now, I'm going to ask you some simple questions
如果可以 我希望你能用语言回答 and I want you to answer through speech if you can.
你有名字吗 Do you have a name?
你来自哪里 Where do you come from?
你的家在哪里 Where do you call home?
你记得跟崔纳上尉的飞机接触吗 Do you remember coming into contact with Captain Trainor's plane?
你在崔纳上尉的身体里是怎么存活的 How do you sustain yourself in Captain Trainor's body?
你在里面是怎么活着的 How do you live in there?
折磨 Torture.
为什么 How's that?
怎样的折磨 Torture? How?
生理上的吗 Physically?
不 等一下 No. Hold on.
我们继续 Let's keep going.
我还有很多问题想问你 I have many more questions I want to ask you.
你在崔纳上尉的身体里是怎么存活的 How do you sustain yourself in Captain Trainor's body?
你在里面是怎么活着的 How do you live in there?
折磨 Torture.
为什么 How's that?
怎样的折磨 Torture? How?
生理上的吗 Physically?
不 等一下 No. Hold on.
我们继续 Let's keep going.
我还有很多问题想问你 I have many more questions for you.
拉瑞突然成了英雄 然后我就出局了 So Larry's a hero all of a sudden and I'm out?
就这样了吗 你个自大的开罐器 That's how it's going to be, you arrogant can opener?
没有人逼你参与进来 No one's forcing you to be a part of this.
我们知道你的立场 We know where you stand.
得了吧 My eye.
你们这些白痴想在这里守着 You idiots want to hold up here and
等可怕的生物来把你们切成肉碎吗 wait for something horrible to carve you to pieces?
请自便 Be my guest.
艾略特 艾略特 你在这里干什么 Elliot. Elliot. What the hell do you think you're doing?
你不是应该跟拉瑞在楼下吗 Aren't you supposed to be downstairs with Larry?
为什么 那样我就安全了吗 Why? So I'll be safe?
这都没有意义了 It's all pointless.
我在对抗命运 为什么 I'm fighting destiny. Why?
反正我的生活已经被毁了 所以... My life's destroyed anyway, so...
我决定帮所有人一个忙 自杀 Decided I'd help everybody out and just kill myself.
但这里只是二楼 Well, this is only the second floor.
你死不了 You wouldn't kill yourself.
可能会断条胳膊或者腿 Maybe break an arm or a leg.
而且说实话 你得死了 Plus, to be fair, you'd have to die
并且被烧掉 才能救所有人 and be burned if you wanted to really save everyone.
无所谓 It doesn't matter.
因为我很软弱 我甚至不敢尝试 'Cause I'm so weak, I couldn't even try.
我是个失败者 I'm a failure.
而整个世界将为此付出代价 And the whole world's gonna pay for it.
别这么说 Stop that.
不会有事的 It's going to be okay.
来 Come here.
这个世界 This world...
是个美好而可怕的地方 is a beautiful, horrible place.
很壮观 It's spectacular.
你不需要背起毁灭世界的负担 You don't need the burden of ending it.
也许这个房子里的人救不了你 Maybe the people in this house can't save you.
我们以前失败过 We failed before.
但你能至少让我们试一下吗 But can you at least let us try?
搞什么 Now what the hell?
欢迎 客人们 Welcome, guests.
巨型小丑 不了 Giant clowns? Nope.
如果逃跑 兜帽人会把你们再抓回来 Run and the Hoodmen will only gather you again.
你们可以在这里做客 You may stay as our guests.
我不想被... I don't want to...
被电击 看起来很疼 be stung. It looked like it hurt.
那你们到底是什么人 So what the hell are you supposed to be?
我们是执政官 We are the Archons.
是纳恩海姆的大祭司 The high priests of Nurnheim.
等等 Wait.
我认得你 I know you.
你想从我这里把书偷走 You tried to steal the Book from me.
你们是那个孩子的父母 You're the boy's parents.
没错 但我们已经飞升了 We were, but we have ascended.
这是我们保护未尽之书直至它完成的一个奖励 A reward for protecting the Unwritten Book until its completion.
这是你们的奖励 This is your reward?
整个纳恩海姆都是我们的 All of Nurnheim is ours.
爸爸还真是很高兴在庆祝胜利呢 Dad's taking a real victory lap.
他的痛苦是短暂的 His suffering was brief.
我们的荣耀也是如此 As will be our glory.
因为 灭物主很快即将出世 Because soon the Decreator will rise
给众生定生死 然后我们 and set right to existence and then we,
我们所有人 all of us,
都将不复存在 will cease to be.
本不想跟你明说的 但这是不可能发生的事 I hate to break it to you, but that's not gonna happen.
因为你要阻止我们 Because you are going to stop us?
太迟了 客人们 You're too late, guests.
整个纳恩海姆都去寻找和解读未尽之书了 All of Nurnheim has gone to retrieve and read the Unwritten Book.
那祝你们早日找到他 Good luck finding him.
我们用奇怪的口水给所有东西施了咒 We put a spell on him with weird spit and everything.
现在你们看不见他了 He's invisible to you.
看不见就解读不了 You can't read what you can't see.
你错了 But you're wrong.
一切都在我们眼中 We see everything.
不见了 你让他跑了 Gone! You let him go?
你有病吧 What is wrong with you?
我白信任你了 I trusted you.
-我什么都没做 是他干的 - I didn't do anything. It was him.
-他是谁 -他为什么要这么做 - Who's him? - Why would he do that?
-你还不明白吗 -他是谁 - Don't you get it? - Who's he?
他和我一样惨 He's just as screwed up as me.
你得振作起来 You need to pull yourself together.
没人告诉我怎么回事 是吗 Nobody's gonna explain anything to me, are they?
艾略特没事 他很糟 但他没事 Elliot is fine. He's terrible, but he's fine.
-我以为你会跑去 -自杀吗 - I thought you'd run off to-- - Kill myself?
我是这么想的来着 Yeah, I was, uh... I was thinking about it.
她说服了我不要寻短见 She talked me into staying safe.
不知道为什么 但我觉得我这些屁话能救他 I don't know why, but I thought this horse's ass could save him.
带这个孩子下楼 是他们 Get the boy downstairs. It's them.
你跟我来 你去大厅 You're with me. You take the hall.
不要放人下楼 快去 Make sure nobody comes downstairs. Go!
我能信任你吗 Can I trust you?
我能信任它吗 Can I trust it?
它确实很喜欢打架 It does love a fight.
快 快 Hurry. Hurry.
是谁把这个扔到地上的 Who in the world put those there?
威洛比 这些是魔法 Willoughby did. They're magic.
理应是用来保护实验室的 They're supposed to protect the lab.
他把这些蘸了辣椒酱 He dipped them in Sriracha.
那我们把它们穿回去 Well, let's put them back together again.
栅网 启动声波炮 Grid, activate sonic cannon.
科学真伟大 Science.
你这是要做什么 What's that for?
[咒语]
魔法 Magic.
好了 他们进来了 That's it. They're in.
-单身汉人干 早想到了 -单身汉人干 - Dry bachelors. Of course. - Dry bachelors?
刺客 疼痛医师 Assassins. Pain surgeons.
用死皮和从未寄出的信件做成 Made out of dead skin and letters that were never sent.
随时可以现身了 Anytime now.
准备好了就出来吧 Whenever you're ready.
快点 别再玩游戏了 Oh, come on. Quit playing games.
释放吧 或者随便怎么说 Release, or whatever.
这样行不通的 This isn't gonna work.
没事的 一点事也不会有的 It's fine. It's totally fine.
-我不想死 -不会的 - I don't wanna die. - And you won't.
其他人正在跟不知道什么鬼的东西战斗 We're going to gather all
我们会把所有这些 the little disgusting beads and keep you safe
恶心的小珠子捡起来保你平安 while the others fight whatever it is out there.
我们要拯救世界 We're going to save the world or whatever
之后我要来杯烈性曼哈顿然后上床睡觉 and then I will have a stiff Manhattan and go to bed.
我不在乎自己的命运 I don't care about my destiny.
也不在乎拯救世界 我只是不想死 I don't care about saving the world. I just don't want to die.
听着 我本来要离开这里 是你耽搁了我 Listen, I was well on my way out of here when you stopped me.
天知道为什么 我居然做了件好事 And God knows why, I actually did something good.
我要做个好人 I am being a good person and
你现在正在毁了我的这个光辉时刻 you are absolutely ruing this moment for me.
赶快闭嘴去捡这些白痴珠子 So shut up and pick up the stupid beads!
小心身后 Behind you!
漂亮的科学 Nice science.
漂亮的魔法 Nice magic.
你的枪胳膊怎么不灵了 What happened to your arm gun thingy?
电用光了 Uses up too much juice.
况且 Besides...
我们也不需要了 we don't need it.
我们能搞定 We got this.
别让他们跑了 Got them on the run.
把他们一网打尽 Let's go clean 'em up.
不 不对劲 No, it's not right.
他们不会就那样离开的 They don't just leave.
好吧 Right.
那些是什么 What are those?
天呐 兜帽人 Jesus. Hoodmen.
纳恩海姆的皇家卫队 It's the royal guard of Nurnheim.
我们俩机器人和疯子肯定搞不定他们 The robot and the lunatic must have dropped the ball on this one.
这就糟了 This is bad.
去他们的 我们继续战斗 Screw 'em. We keep fighting.
不管怎样 我们必须干掉这些家伙 We gotta take these things out, no matter what.
你说得对 我们的确要 抱歉 You're right. We do. Sorry.
抱歉什么 Sorry for what?
吉卜林 你 Kipling, you...
-给 -很好 看看椅子下面 - Here. - Good. Check under the chair.
没必要了 That won't be necessary.
-结束了 -我们赢了 - It's over? - We won?
还没有 但是我们会赢的 Not yet. But we will.
你必须干掉他 You have to take care of him.
他们人太多了 There's too many of them.
求你了 不要 No, please.
艾略特 Elliot!
栅网 把所有能量转移成离子手榴弹 Grid, transfer all energy to ionic grenade.
把它装在屋子里拉开它 Contain it to the room and let it rip!
就这样了 我们就彼此对视直到世界毁灭吗 So this is it? We just stare at each other until the world ends?
没有多久那本书就会被读完 Won't be long until the Book is read.
我能感觉到 I can feel it.
那本书 你是指你儿子吗 The Book? You mean your son?
对我来说 他就是未尽之书 To me, he is the Unwritten Book.
在你面前我甘拜下风 女士 I gotta hand it to you, lady.
我是个相当差劲的爸爸 I've been a pretty shitty dad.
已经确认无误有一阵子了 You know, checked out for a while now.
但是你他妈彻底坏到极点了 But you take the whole goddamn cake.
抚养你唯一的孩子 Raising your only kid
就为了让你能在他面前杀死他爸爸后 just so you can sacrifice him to a death cult
把他献祭给一个死亡教团吗 after killing his dad in front of him?
这里真是装了些上等的牛粪 That there is some top shelf bullshit.
这里要顶我 小蒂姆 Back me up here, Tiny Tim.
非常坏的母亲 长官 Very bad mother, sir.
那只是单方面的观点 That's only one perspective.
对你们来说 我是个坏母亲 To you, I am a bad mother.
对其他许多人来说 我是很好的书籍保管人 To many others, I was a good custodian of the Book.
这一直都很快乐 It was always happy.
不 那不是一种观点 是一种错觉 No, that's not a perspective. That's a delusion.
现实是你是个该死的神经病 And the reality is you're a fucking psychopath.
没有现实 There is no reality.
只有感知 There is only perception.
我们看事情的方式 The way we see things.
我们看自己的方式 The way we see ourselves.
不 这不可能是真的 你看到这个了吗 No, this can't be real. Hey, you seeing this?
简 简 Jane? Jane?
简 Jane?
接着是我们如何看待彼此 Then there's how we see each other.
你真的是这样看我的吗 Is this really how you see me?
克拉拉 你认为我把简当成我女儿了吗 Clara? You think I see Jane as my daughter?
不要这样 求你了 Stop this, please.
首先 First...
你们应该看看你们的真实本质 You should see your true essence.
你不过是个容器里的器官 You're nothing more than an organ in a container.
你不是吗 Are you not?
你 小凯 You? Young Kay?
胆小的 感情受伤的孩子 Scared and wounded child.
但很快所有人都会看到未来 But soon all will see what will be.
因为灭物主会将一切化为乌有 Because the Decreator will make everything nothing.
[咒语]
我的天 那是灭物主吗 My God. Is that the Decreator?
我们太迟了 We're too late.
或许我该唱《一夜狂欢》的 Maybe I should have done "A Hard Day's Night."