《末日巡逻队》前情提要 Previously on Doom Patrol...
谁想吃松饼 Who wants pancakes?
克里夫 Cliff!
你告诉我我女儿死了 You told me my daughter was dead!
-我想保护你 -通过撒谎吗 - I was trying to protect you. - By lying?
巴拉圭让我看清了你 杀了那么多人 Paraguay was an eye-opener. All that carnage.
克里夫 你禽兽不如 Cliff, you're a fucking monster.
这不是你的错 艾略特 It's not your fault, Elliot.
你应该让我死的 You should've let me die.
我按直觉行动 直觉告诉我你该喘口气了 I went with my gut, and my gut says you deserve a break.
-该死 糟糕 -那是什么 - Shit! Shit. - What is that?
别动 这是个紧急发射器 Don't! No, it's an emergency trigger!
-不不不 别按 -怎么了 - No, no, no. Don't! - What?
如果你按了 我爸 If you press it, my dad--
它会发送求救信号 It'll send an SOS.
这是为你好 This is for your own good.
紧急求救信号
栅网 快停下 不 Grid. Stop, no.
我还要给你一个任务 I have one more task for you.
末日巡逻队是他妈什么东西 What the fuck is the Doom Patrol?
末日巡逻队
第一季 第六集
洛杉矶 1956年
布鲁姆影业
该死 Shit.
法尔女士 布鲁姆先生可以见你了 Ms. Farr, Mr. Bloom will see you now.
只等了一个半小时 That only took an hour and a half.
布鲁姆影业 西尼·布鲁姆 制片人
她来了 There she is.
过来 美人 Come here, gorgeous.
让她给你拿点什么 咖啡 茶 What can my girl get you? Coffee? Tea?
-什么都行 -不用了 谢谢你 西尼 - Anything at all? - I'm fine, Sydney. Thank you.
你出去吧 亲爱的 That's all, hon.
坐 Sit.
你怎么样 孩子 So, how are you, kiddo?
我很渴望 西尼 I'm hungry, Syd.
我想要你的新摔跤电影里的情人角色 I want the love-interest role in your new wrestling picture.
你知道我是绝佳的人选 You know I'd be perfect for it.
老天 一上来就谈正事 是吗 Boy, you just get right to it, don't you?
有些女孩可能需要耍小把戏 我是个女人 Some girls may need to play little games. I'm a woman.
我知道自己想要什么 并且不怕说出来 I know what I want, and I'm not afraid to say it.
我有所耳闻 So I've heard.
圈子里传言你只会惹麻烦 Scoop around town is you're nothing but trouble.
情绪化 骂人 Moody, abusive,
城里没有肯碰你的女化妆师 and there's not a makeup girl in the burg who'll touch you.
再说了 导演早就看上了玛丽·莱西 Besides, the director has his heart set on Mary Lacy.
瞪大眼的玛丽 不是吧 Moon-eyed Mary? Please.
你急需一部大片 西尼 我需要一份工作 You need a hit bad, Syd, and I need a job.
我们何不互相帮助呢 So what do you say we help each other out, hmm?
你想打开天窗说话吗 You wanna talk turkey?
你不需要帮助 You don't need help.
你需要的是奇迹 What you need is a miracle.
因为"丽塔·法尔"这个名字 Because the name "Rita Farr"
老早以前就没有票房号召力了 Hasn't put a butt in the seat in a dog's age.
水泥都比你更加星光闪耀 Concrete shines brighter than your star...
亲爱的 My sweet.
好孩子 Atta girl.
让我看看你有多渴望 Show me how hungry you are.
西尼 Syd?
布鲁姆先生 Mr. Bloom?
这混蛋心脏病发作了 The bastard had a heart attack.
你从没来过这里 You were never here.
明白了吗 快走 Get it? Go.
我觉得他不会回来了 I don't think he's coming back.
克拉拉·斯蒂勒
"该用户的主页只有朋友可见" "This user's profile is only viewable by friends."
那她亲爹呢 What about her fucking father?
简 Jane?
我给你做了"我们完虐末日"三明治 I made you some, "we kicked the apocalypse's ass" sandwiches.
我想问问 如果你不忙的话 I was wondering, if you're not busy or anything...
我试图看我孩子的网络玩意 然后 I'm trying to look at my kid's online thing, and...
我需要帮助 I could use some help.
我按照小宝贝的喜好做的 I made 'em just the way Baby Doll likes...
就是说你还在生我的气吗 Does that mean you're still mad at me?
说话啊 Hello?
这堆垃圾我可不管打扫 I'm not cleaning this shit up.
好吧 我打扫 Fine, I'll do it!
但仅此一次 听到了吗 简 But just this fucking once. You hear me, Jane?
小宝贝
简 Jane!
操 Fuck!
不要 No!
不要 不 要 我不要你走 No! N-O. N-O. I don't want you to go.
只是几天而已 小宝贝 It's only for a few days, Baby Doll.
是七天 It's seven.
七天是一整周 Seven is a whole week!
你会错过松饼日 You'll miss pancake day.
但是如果 But what if...
我保证明天早上九点吃松饼 I promise to have pancakes at 9:00 a.m. tomorrow,
并且想着你呢 and think of you.
你也在同一时间吃松饼 And you have pancakes at the same time
并且想着我 怎么样 and think of me, hmm?
不要 No.
不要 你想骗我 No, you're trying to trick me.
那不一样 It won't be the same.
你还说呢 You're telling me.
我终于能有机会享受早餐 For once, I'm going to be able to enjoy my breakfast without
不会有某只小猪 a certain little piggy...
霸占所有的糖浆 Snarfing up all the syrup.
但是如果你开始 But what if you start
比喜欢我更喜欢你的新朋友呢 liking your new friends more than you like me?
那不可能 That's impossible.
首先 他们的名字就蠢得无药可救 For one thing, they have a hopelessly silly name.
"末日巡逻队" "The Doom Patrol."
真的假的 不是吧 I mean, really. Come on.
其次 他们不喜欢松饼 And for another, they don't like pancakes.
你想要把它们粘回去吗 You gonna try and glue 'em back on?
不需要 No need.
真棒 Fucking A.
看起来做机器小子也有好处 Guess it was a good day to be a robot boy.
是不是 Am I right?
我怎么看我孩子的脸洞 How do I see my kid's Facehole?
创建账号 给她发朋友邀请 Create a profile, send her a friend request,
然后等她拒绝接受 and wait for her not to accept it.
我是想着你可以用你的 I was thinking you could stick a...
机械手指插进去 转几下 cyber finger in it, jiggle the handle,
然后帮我解锁 and unlock it for me.
首先 你刚才说的根本毫无逻辑可言 First of all, none of what you just said makes sense.
其次 如果你是想让我帮你黑进去 不行 And if you're asking me to hack into it for you... No!
我救了你的命 你就不能帮我个小忙吗 I saved your life, and you can't do this one lousy thing for me?
实际上 你按下我的重置按钮时 Actually, you put me in safety mode
让我进入了安全模式 when you pushed my reset button.
现在我的机械手指什么都转不了 And now my cyber fingers won't jiggle
只能等我爸来把它关掉 unless my dad turns it off.
你自己的大脑被封锁了吗 这真操蛋 You're locked out of your own brain? That's fucked up.
我还以为我这样就够操蛋了呢 I thought I was fucked up.
你好 Siri 末日巡逻队是什么 Hey, Siri, what's the Doom Patrol?
能请你别再这样做了吗 Will you please stop doing that?
他现在坏掉了 简 His shit's busted right now, Jane.
"末日巡逻队" 从没听说过 "Doom Patrol"? Never heard of them.
你为什么要问 Why do you ask?
无名先生 Mr. Nobody
说是让我去找他们 kind of asked me to find them.
为什么你帮她的忙 但是不帮我呢 How come you're helping her with her thing, but not mine?
你可以看作是私人恩怨 Feel free to take it personally.
找到了 末日巡逻队 Here we go. Okay, Doom Patrol.
小型超级英雄队伍 活跃于50年代前后 A minor superhero team active from the early to late '50s.
然后他们就 杳无音讯了 And then they just... dropped off the scene.
他们真 乐呵 They're so... smiley.
看起来更像是变态性教而不是超级英雄 Look more like a creepy sex cult than superheroes.
他们怎么了 What happened to them?
-上面没写 -两个词 - Doesn't say. - Two words...
运动服与碳酸饮料 tracksuits, and Kool-Aid.
你们为什么在看末日巡逻队的照片 Why are you looking at pictures of the Doom Patrol?
你知道他们 You've heard of them?
如果你真想知道 我和颏有过一段风流韵事 If you must know, I had a brief love affair with Mento.
颏 Mento.
史蒂夫·戴顿 Steve Dayton?
美国第五富有的人 The fifth richest man in America...
1955年的时候 in 1955.
那个头戴沙拉脱水器的家伙吗 The guy with the salad spinner on his head?
那是个灵能放大器 It's a psionic amplifier.
能增强他自身的精神感应能力 It enhances his natural psychic abilities.
我们分手闹得很僵 我不想谈起 Our liaison ended poorly and I don't wish to speak of it.
没人在乎 说正事 No one cares. Start talking.
我没见过其他人 Well, I never met the others.
奈尔斯只向我介绍了史蒂夫 Niles only introduced me to Steve.
奈尔斯怎么认识他的 How did Niles know him?
我不知道 I have no idea.
你问过这家伙关于他自己的事吗 Did you ever ask this dude anything about himself?
任何事情 Anything at all?
那是我忙于自省的人生阶段 It was a very introspective time in my life.
你知道为什么无名先生 Do you have any idea why Mr. Nobody
会想让我们去找末日巡逻队吗 would point us in the direction of Doom Patrol?
无名先生想让你找到他们 Mr. Nobody wants you to find them.
你们就照做了 And you're doing it.
你有意见吗 You got a problem with that?
怎么 完全按照坏人的指使去做吗 What, with you doing precisely what the bad guy told you to do?
不啊 我们为什么会对此有意见呢 No. Why would we have a problem with that?
当他帮助我们阻止灭物主的时候 I didn't hear you complaining
我怎么没听到你抱怨 when he helped us stop the Decreator.
请随意 让我们相信一个绑架了奈尔斯 By all means, let's trust the degenerate who kidnapped Niles
将整个小镇塞入驴屁股里的恶人吧 and shoved an entire town up a donkey's ass.
不好意思 我他妈不在乎你怎么想 Yeah. Unfortunately, I don't give a fuck what you think.
我们现在没有任何其它线索 We're got nothing else to go on right now.
你是我的门路 你是我的后援 You're my in and you're my backup.
闭上你们的臭嘴 因为我们现在就要去 So shut your assholes because we're doing this.
上帝啊 求你别让我吐在绷带里 Please, God, don't let me puke in my bandages.
什么 What?
-这里是... -我们到了 - Where... - We're here.
简 我不想参与这场闹剧 Jane, I want no part of this nonsense.
让飞掠马上把我送回去 Have Flit take me back this instant.
等下 我跟她说一下 Hang on, let me tell her.
飞掠说让你去死吧 Yeah, Flit says to fuck yourself in the face.
在找到末日巡逻队之前我们不会离开 We're not leaving here till we find the Doom Patrol.
你们是... Hey, you guys are...
相信我 Trust me,
我告诉你们 你们可不想惹恼我 when I tell you ladies you do not wanna fuck with me.
记住 最佳选择总是尽可能地制服你的对手 Remember, it's always better to subdue your opponent if you can.
这是什么玩意 操蛋的贵族学校吗 What is this shit? A fucked-up Rushmore?
致命武力应该作为最后手段 Deadly force should be your last resort.
好吧 Okay...
好了孩子们 想看看你们的老师 Okay, kids! You guys wanna see what your teachers look like
身体内部是什么样吗 on the inside?
简 Jane.
奈尔斯在哪 Where is Niles?
我正想问你同样的问题呢 I was just gonna ask you the same goddamn thing.
无与伦比 Magnificent.
花了多长时间 How long did it take?
没想到要计时 抱歉 Didn't think to time it. Sorry.
我的手炮过热了 My arm cannon overheated.
我想知道的是你为什么要开炮 What I wanna know is why you deployed it in the first place.
为了救回奈尔斯 To get Niles back.
抓走他的人 无名先生 当时就在这里 The man who took him, Mr. Nobody, he was right here.
抱歉 谁 I'm sorry, who?
无名先生 他是邪恶兄弟会的一员 Mr. Nobody. He's a member of the Brotherhood of Evil.
他是危险人物 老爸 He's bad news, Pops.
他应该上美国正义联盟的监视名单之类的 He should be on the JLA watchlist or something.
美国正义联盟一般不会忽略可信的威胁 The JLA doesn't tend to overlook the credible threats.
他要是重要人物 他们会知道的 If he mattered, they'd know him.
你不在乎奈尔斯的生死 对不对 You don't care if Niles lives or dies, do you?
他是你的朋友 He's your friend.
我们早就不是朋友了 We haven't been friends for ages.
那又怎样 他变成你的敌人了吗 So what, that makes him your enemy?
这个不用你操心 维克 This is none of your concern, Vic.
一言以蔽之 Now, suffice it to say,
把一堆怪人和伪科学家混在一起 when you mix in with weirdos, and pseudo-scientists,
就要承担后果 you reap the consequences.
这个话题说够了 Enough about all that.
我们该开始了 We should get started.
要花多长时间 How long is this thing gonna take?
根据损坏程度来看 Depending on the damage,
最多三个小时 three hours at the most.
不过别担心 你会进入睡眠模式 But don't worry, you'll be in sleep mode.
什么 What?
你不会有任何感觉 就像打了一个盹 You won't feel a thing. It'll be just like taking a nap.
不不不 我要醒着 No, no, no. I gotta be awake for this.
我要看着整个过程 I gotta see how this thing works.
维克多 你到底想不想让我重启你 Victor, do you want me to reboot you or not?
-爆炸范围有多大 -不太大 - How big was that explosion? - Not very.
怎么了 Why?
本周的《愚蠢罪案》将聚焦在史蒂夫·拉森 This week's "Stupid Criminal" spotlight is on Steve Larson,
又称动物蔬菜矿石人 also known as Animal Vegetable Mineral Man.
在一次抢劫过程中 He was attacked by his secondary dinosaur head
他的恐龙头袭击了他 during a robbery gone wrong.
惊奇世界 本周愚蠢罪案
我们一起来看看 Let's take a look.
打开收银机 快点 快 Open the register! Now! Now!
该死的 God damn it!
别咬 别咬 Stop! Stop!
别咬脸 别咬脸 Not the face! Not the face!
真是个废人 What a tit.
拉森被控持械抢劫 Larson was charged with armed robbery.
他的恐龙一边伙同一边咬脸 His dinosaur, with aiding and a-biting.
干嘛 What?
你的一根手指插到我身体里了吗 Is one of your fucking fingers inside me?
你非得这么说吗 You really gotta phrase it that way, huh?
给我拿出去 Get the fuck out!
显然奈尔斯·考尔德的不可破坏的人 It appears that Niles Caulder's indestructible man...
是可破坏的 Isn't.
我的车里应该有喷灯和嚼烟 I think I have a blowtorch and some chewin' tobacco in the car.
马上给你修好 Fix you right up.
他说的什么意思 The hell's that supposed to mean?
听着 Okay, look.
我爸运行诊断时 会把我关闭 My dad's gonna power me down when he runs the diagnostics,
你不能让我单独和他待在一起 you cannot leave me alone with him.
为什么 他要干什么 Why? What's he gonna do?
我不知道 问题就在这 I don't know. That's the point.
我要你盯着看他做了什么 之后告诉我 Look, I need you to watch what he does, and tell me after, okay?
好 这我可以帮你 Sure. I can help you out with that.
谢谢 Thank you.
但你要帮我弄克拉拉的脸洞 But you gotta help me out with Clara's Facehole.
别这样 克里夫 Please, Cliff.
那好吧 All right.
好好睡一觉吧 兄弟 Have a nice snooze, buddy.
这地方是首席创建的吗 The Chief started this place?
什么时候 When?
在末日巡逻队退隐之后 After the Doom Patrol retired.
这里曾是他们的总部 This was their headquarters.
奈尔斯想把这里变成超能力者学校 It was Niles' idea to turn it into a school for meta-humans.
颏 瑞亚和阿然尼都同意留下来 Mento, Rhea, and Arani, they all agreed to stay on.
做老师 As teachers.
奈尔斯怎么会和超级英雄扯上关系 How did Niles get involved with superheroes?
奈尔斯从来没说过 Niles never said.
你们知道他有他的秘密 You know he has his secrets.
你说你叫约什·克莱 You said your name was Josh Clay.
我们见过吗 Have we met before?
没有 No.
应该没有 I don't believe so.
你当过兵吗 Were you in the military?
当过很短一段时间 Briefly.
奈尔斯守口如瓶 So Niles kept his shit tight,
-但跟你说起过我 -对 - but he told you about me. - Yeah.
可以这么说 You could say that.
干什么 What?
这是你的房间 This is your room.
什么 What?
你们来这里不是为了这个吗 Isn't that why you're here?
不是奈尔斯派你们来的吗 Niles didn't send you?
奈尔斯失踪了 Niles is missing.
更准确地说是被人抓走了 "Taken" would be more accurate.
被谁抓走了 By who?
某个叫无名先生的混球 Some ass-bag named Mr. Nobody.
无名先生 Mr. Nobody?
他把谁抓走了 Who has he taken?
-你知道这个无名疯子吗 -简 - You know this Nobody freak? - Jane.
我们应该聊聊 You and I should talk.
阿然尼 你能带拉瑞到处转转吗 Arani, would you mind showing Larry around?
我不想麻烦任何人 I don't wanna put anybody out.
不不不 到处转转 LT No, no, no. Enjoy the tour, LT.
拍点照片 Take pictures.
末日庄园 1958年
我这个人是这样的 The thing about me is,
一旦我下决心去做一件事 我就会做到最好 once I set my mind to a task, I excel at it.
当年我在《三刀客去萨斯喀彻温》中 When I played Jules Niagara
扮演朱尔·尼亚加拉 in Three Sabres to Saskatchewan,
一天不到 我就学会了跳七面纱舞 I learned the Dance of the Seven Veils in less than a day.
非常复杂的一段舞蹈 奈尔斯 It's a very complicated number, Niles.
是的 没错 我看过 It is, yes. I've seen it.
目前为止我似乎没法让自己振作起来 So, the fact that I can't seem to keep myself together by now
所以我并没有对陌生人能帮到我抱太大的希望 doesn't give me much hope that a stranger can help me.
我完全理解你的感受 我也同意 Well, I certainly understand how you feel. And I agree,
你是个不寻常的女人 但是 you are an exceptional woman, but...
才过了一个月 it's only been a month.
而且我们在探索未知的领域 And we are in uncharted territory.
你知道一个月对好莱坞来说有多漫长吗 Do you know how long a month is in Hollywood?
每过一秒钟 我就逐渐被人遗忘 Every second that passes, my name gets colder and colder.
如果我不尽快解决这个问题 If I don't nip this business in the bud soon,
我很可能就要永远困在这里了 无意冒犯 I may well be stuck here forever. No offense.
没事 在这里可以畅所欲言 No, this is a safe place.
你想怎样都可以 That is what you make of it.
不能给我打一针维生素吗 Isn't there a vitamin shot I could take instead?
库尔茨医生 你想要什么药他都会开给你 Dr. Kurtz, he will prescribe you anything you ask for.
什么都行 也许我们应该找他 Anything at all. Maybe we should call him.
丽塔 我们都清楚 You and I both know, Rita,
你的情况是更加深层的 whatever's going on with you goes deeper than that.
我认为你的问题 I believe your issue is as much
既是生理上的也是心理上的 psychological, as it is physiological.
那这个 And this...
颏 Mento...
除了超级有钱外 还是个医生 aside from being fantastically rich, is a doctor?
不太对 不是 Not exactly. No.
-我迟到了吗 -没有 - Am I late? - No.
刚刚好 史蒂夫·戴顿 Right on time. Steve Dayton,
这位是丽塔·法尔 I'd like you to meet Rita Farr.
很荣幸 法尔女士 It's a pleasure, Ms. Farr.
奈尔斯 我不太想这么做 Niles, I don't think I'm comfortable with this.
听起来可能难以置信 但奈尔斯刚找到我时 This may be hard to believe, but when Niles first found me,
我看起来像是你上部电影里的怪物 I looked like the creature from your last film.
而且是米克·曼利杀了他之后的样子 After Mick Manly had killed him.
你熟悉我的作品 You're familiar with my work?
有人不熟悉吗 Who isn't?
你可是丽塔·法尔 You're... Rita Farr.
能够帮助你是我的荣幸 It would be my privilege to work with you.
那我们到底要做什么 And what is it that we'd be doing exactly?
学习 Learning to, uh...
平静心灵 quiet the mind.
颏有非凡的精神感应能力 Mento has extraordinary psychic abilities.
他可以教你如何克服那些让你无法 He can teach you how to transcend the emotional obstacles
重塑自身形态的情感障碍 that are preventing you from reshaping yourself.
这就是你的招数吗 你会读心 That's your game, you read minds?
我还有其它一些能力 不过是的 I have a few other tricks up my sleeve, but, yes,
我能读心 I can read minds.
很抱歉浪费了你的时间 戴顿先生 I'm sorry to have wasted your time, Mr. Dayton,
但我不想让陌生人盯着看我的私密想法 but I don't care to have some stranger gawking at my private thoughts.
虽然那听起来很吸引人 As tempting as that might be,
我以绅士的名义向你保证 I give you my word as a gentleman,
没有你的允许 我不会 that I will not gawk at anything of yours
盯着看你的任何想法 without permission.
从现在开始 Starting now.
看见了吗 See?
一眼都不看 Not a single peek.
丽塔 Rita?
天啊 真的是你 My God, it is you.
史蒂文 Steven.
你来这里做什么 What on earth are you doing here?
我也想知道 I wish I knew.
你看起来棒极了 You look fantastic.
别扯了 我一团糟 Oh, please. I'm a mess.
你从来就没糟过 可人 Not on your worst day, doll.
你总是花言巧语 You always were a smooth talker.
这能帮助掩饰你评头论足的愚蠢本性 It helped hide what a judgmental oaf you were.
我确实把你唬住了一阵子 I certainly had you fooled for a while.
我当时处于低谷 I was at a low point.
再说那是以前 我已经翻篇了 Besides, that was then. I've moved on.
那一起喝一杯应该没什么损失吧 So, there's no harm in us getting a drink together?
只会损伤你的肝 Only to your liver.
我希望它会缓慢悲伤地死去 Which I pray dies a slow, mournful death.
我不知道为什么无名先生让你们来这里 I don't know why Mr. Nobody sent you here,
奈尔斯的事情我很遗憾 但是 and I'm sorry to hear about Niles, but, um...
恐怕我们没法帮你们 I'm afraid we can't help you.
这可不像是超级英雄说的话 Well, that's not a very super-heroic thing to say.
我不是超级英雄 I'm not a superhero.
我是行政人员 I'm an administrator.
你和你的朋友们该走了 And you and your friends have to leave.
我应该是学生还是老师 Was I supposed to be a student or a teacher?
你说什么 Pardon?
奈尔斯想把我送来这里是有原因的 对吧 Well, Niles was shipping me here for a reason, right?
我们有过一些初步的交流 We had a few preliminary conversations,
但他不愿说得太详细 but, uh, he wasn't very forthcoming.
你刚刚为什么骗拉瑞跟老火焰手指离开 Why'd you fob Larry off to ol' fire fingers back there?
就好像你不想让我问她关于无名先生的事 Like you didn't want me to ask her about Mr. Nobody?
这与你无关 That's none of your concern.
这里有我的房间 I have a room here.
也许应该与我有关 Maybe it should be.
也许等你正式搬来后 我们可以再谈这件事 Perhaps when you officially move in, we could revisit the matter.
好的 我这就走 Yeah, sure. I'll go.
不过你要先把无名先生的事全部告诉我 Just as soon as you tell me everything you know about Mr. Nobody.
这些是我们的课外活动教室 These are our extracurricular classrooms.
奈尔斯坚信要鼓励创造力和 Niles believes strongly in encouraging the creative,
超能力一同发展 as well as the meta-human abilities.
你不爱说话 是不是 You don't talk much, do you?
请原谅 但老实说 我并不想来这里 Forgive me, but to be perfectly honest, I didn't wanna come here.
刚刚那是什么 What was that?
你看到了吗 Did you see that?
请原谅这些学生 Forgive the students.
都是我丈夫的错 It's all my husband's fault, really.
他鼓励他们进行这些无害的恶作剧 He encourages their harmless prankery.
你和约什结婚了 Oh, you and Josh are married?
天啊 不是的 Goodness, no.
我和奈尔斯结婚了 I'm married to Niles.
这是个放松的好办法 That's one way to take the edge off.
不过选的场所还有一些不足之处 Though the venue leaves something to be desired.
整栋楼里最安全的房间 The most secure room in the building.
因为有很多会爆炸的东西 Due to all the things that go boom.
这里也是不会被青少年发现的藏酒的好地方 And this is the safest place to hide hooch from the teenagers.
你无法想象这些超能孩子能怎么寻欢作乐 You can't imagine the hijinks that these meta-kids can get up to.
真有他们的 年轻只有一次 Good for them. You're only young once.
这个讨厌的东西是什么 What is this horrid thing?
这个 That...
这是大脑的东西 that belonged to Ultimax.
邪恶兄弟会的首领 Leader of the Brotherhood of Evil.
不幸的是 其中的大脑逃走了 And unfortunately, the brain escaped.
没有了头盔 他也做不出太大的坏事 But he won't get up to much mischief without his helm.
这可不是收缴的武器 这是战利品 These aren't confiscated weapons, they're trophies.
你带我来只为了一件事 你想炫耀 You brought me here for one reason, to show off.
那我可就班门弄斧了 Well, isn't that the peahen calling the peacock proud?
我没有看低你 只是你还想 No judgment here. I'm just surprised...
取悦我 我挺意外的 that you'd still want to impress me.
毕竟我们那样结束以后 Given the way things ended between us.
可能我就是忘了你有多么美丽动人 Maybe I'd just forgotten what a head-turner you are.
我以前是跳肚皮舞的 I was a belly dancer,
英国特别行动处的间谍 an SOE spy,
肌肉海滩的女王 the queen of Muscle Beach...
我 I...
我曾经是丽塔·法尔 I used to be Rita Farr.
舞台和银幕的明星 Star of stage and screen.
现在我不知道自己是谁 Now I don't know who I am.
想要重塑你自己 一张白纸是最好的 A blank slate is the perfect place for you to start to rebuild yourself.
你只要决定自己到底要变成谁 You just have to decide who it is you wanna be.
一直以来的我 The same person I've always been...
丽塔·法尔 Rita Farr.
开始吧 Let's begin.
闭上眼睛 I want you to close your eyes.
深呼吸 Take a deep breath.
吸气 In.
呼气 Then out.
吸气 In.
呼气 And out.
睁眼 Now open them.
怎么回事 What's happening?
颏 Mento?
没事的 你很安全 It's all right, you're perfectly safe.
我在哪里 Where am I?
哪都不在 You are nowhere.
这里的存在只有你 All that exists are you...
和你的呼吸 and your breath.
吸气 Breathe in...
呼气 then out.
很好 Good.
重复我的话 Now, repeat after me.
正在呼吸的人是我 "The person who is breathing is me."
正在呼吸的人是我 The person who is breathing is me.
再来 Again.
正在呼吸的人是我 The person who is breathing is me.
这废话竟然有用 This nonsense actually works!
你能接受真是太好了 Oh! Good to know you'll be keeping an open mind.
你可能 You probably have
对于这种事 strict psychic-patient rules...
有严格的医患规定 about things like this.
-你在发抖 -没有 - You're shaking. - No.
只是 It's just...
你能戴上头盔吗 What do you think about wearing the helmet?
你在想什么 法尔小姐 Whatever did you have in mind, Ms. Farr?
我可不是变态 I'm not being kinky.
史蒂夫 我害怕 I'm scared, Steve...
伤到你 of hurting you.
以前发生过可怕的事 Something terrible happened once before. If...
如果你戴上头盔 你就能帮我控制情绪 you wear the helmet, you can help me keep control of things.
只有你能控制你自己 You are in control of you.
如果你坚持 我会戴上头盔 I'll wear the helmet if you like.
但我知道你不需要 But I know you don't need it.
等等 Wait.
你确定吗 You sure?
不太确定 Not remotely.
好了 儿子 这就把你重启 Okay, son, let's get you rebooted.
什么感觉都不会有的 You won't feel a thing.
晚安 Nighty-night.
好了 All right.
看看你吧 Let's take a look at you.
你的微型继动单元没有损伤 Looks like none of your micro-servo units were damaged.
挺走运的 Consider yourself lucky.
得穿越回去才能找到替换件 You'd need a time machine to find replacements.
你真的觉得我完蛋了 You really think my robo-guts are fucked,
还是你就是和首席过不去 or do you just like shittin' on the Chief?
我觉得这两件事并不互斥 Well, I don't believe the two are mutually exclusive.
奈尔斯和我商量过你的设计 Niles actually had me consult on your design.
但他一条建议都不听 But then, he refused to take a single suggestion.
为什么 Why?
他就像一条恐龙 The man's a dinosaur.
他非常害怕 He's terrified of anything
一切让他和他的点子灭绝的东西 that might threaten to make him or his ideas extinct.
你会怎么做 What kind of stuff would you have done?
把我变成那边那个阿童木的样子吗 Would I be more like Astro Boy over there?
你会变得更好 You would have been better.
到底发生了什么 How exactly did this happen?
维克说的不太详细 Vic was scant on the details.
挺吓人的 Oh, it was pretty gnarly.
维克想用他手上的炮去轰无名先生 Vic was gonna blast Mr. Nobody with his hand cannon
然后时间停止了 and then everything stopped.
再然后 炸了 Next thing I knew, ka-blam!
所有人都被炸飞了 Everyone goes fucking flying.
我以为大家都死定了 I thought we were dead meat.
维克可真是惨 Vic? All kinds of fucked up.
流了好多血 他的手就像爱发先生的霰弹枪 He's bleeding. His hand looked like Elmer Fudd's shotgun
被兔八哥用木塞堵住了一样 after Bugs Bunny stuck a cork in it, and then...
回过神来 仔细一想 I mean, you know, now that I'm really thinking about it,
也没有那么糟 it wasn't that bad.
他有可能死的 He could have been killed.
为了什么呢 And for what?
孩子一样的反叛心理吗 Some puerile teenage rebellion?
你的机械小子真的烦死我了 Hey, your robo-Boy Scout bugs the crap out of me,
但我都得承认 他昨天的所作所为十分高尚 but even I gotta admit, what he did yesterday was noble as shit.
他拼尽全力地去救首席 He put his ass on the line to save Chief.
也许你该多相信他 Maybe you should give him a little credit
而不是一直批评他 instead of knocking him down all the time.
你对当父亲又了解多少 What the hell do you know about being a parent?
你真的知道 Do you really have any idea
差点失去一个孩子是什么感觉吗 what it's like to almost lose a child?
我当然知道 你个孤傲自居的傻子 Yeah, I got some idea, you arrogant fuck-knuckle.
我还很后悔 And I got regrets.
但你呢 What are you gonna have?
婚礼规模不大 但是很漂亮 It was a small ceremony, but it was beautiful.
我知道听上去很俗套 I know it sounds cliche,
但是那是我一生最开心的一天 but it was the happiest day of my life.
自从遇见了奈尔斯 我每天都很开心 All my days have been happy since I met Niles.
原谅我 但是我认识奈尔斯将近六十年 Forgive me, but I've known Niles for almost six decades,
在此期间 他从未提及他有过妻子 and in all that time, he's never once mentioned a wife.
奈尔斯的确有很多秘密 Niles and his secrets.
我们结婚快一年时 We were married for almost a year
他才告诉我他有个女儿 before he told me he had a daughter.
一个女儿 A daughter?
直到我们并肩对抗无名先生 It wasn't until we fought Mr. Nobody
他才开始打开心扉 that he really started opening up.
你对抗过无名先生 You fought Mr. Nobody?
我们还成功击败了他 We wiped the floor with him.
告诉我所有事 Tell me everything.
无名先生之战是末日巡逻队的最后一项任务 The Mr. Nobody fight was the last in the Doom Patrol's career.
奈尔斯后来才让我来监管事情 Niles brought me in a bit later to oversee things here.
具体发生了什么 How it went down exactly...
每人叙述版本不一 That depends on who you ask.
那是个阵亡将士纪念日的周末 It was Memorial Day weekend,
公园里聚满了家庭 the park was filled with families.
无名先生就在那时发动了袭击 That's when Mr. Nobody struck.
起初 它看上去像是普通的热气球 At first, it looked like an ordinary hot-air balloon,
但是随着它越来越近 人们发现那不是 but as it got closer, people could see that it wasn't.
气球的形状像是巨型 The balloon was shaped like a giant...
屁股 buttocks.
下面连接的不是篮子 Instead of a basket attached to it,
而是自动点唱机 there was a jukebox.
而它只放一首歌 And it played only one song...
佩里·科莫的《热力全开》 "Hot Diggity" by Perry Como,
放了一遍又一遍 反反复复地播放 and it played it over, and over, and over.
二十分钟内 Within 20 minutes,、
听见音乐的所有人完全疯了 everyone within an earshot went completely insane.
♪热力全开 疯狗咆哮 你对我做了什么♪ ♪Oh, hot diggity, dog ziggity Boom what you do to me♪
♪真是新鲜 你对我做了什么♪ ♪It's so new to me What you do to me♪
♪热力全开 疯狗咆哮 你对我做了什么♪ ♪Hot diggity, dog ziggity Boom what you do to me♪
♪当你抱紧我时♪ ♪When you're Holding me tight♪
警察先到了 The police arrived first,
但无名先生已经准备好迎接战斗 but Mr. Nobody was ready for them.
自动点唱机放射出转变光线 The jukebox was equipped with a transformer ray
把所有警察变成了糖果人偶 that changed all the police officers into pinatas.
发疯了的人群把人偶撕成碎片 The crazed crowds tore them to pieces
然后吃掉了人偶里的糖果 and then they ate the candy from the pinatas.
那是我见过最毛骨悚然的事 It was the most horrible thing that I've ever seen.
我们到现场时 When we arrived,
自动点唱机打开了 the jukebox split open
无名先生跳出来 后面跟着一堆黑胶片战士 and Mr. Nobody leapt out followed by a hoard of vinyl warriors,
他们的身体由长条的黑胶片组成 their bodies composed of long-playing records.
奈尔斯说无名先生在等的是他 不是我们 Niles said that Mr. Nobody was there for him, not us.
他坚持要打头阵 And he insisted on being the tip of our spear.
作为末日巡逻队最强的一员 As the strongest member of the Doom Patrol,
我带领着队伍冲向了人群 I led us into the fray.
瑞亚和阿然尼紧随其后 Rhea and Arani got into a spot almost immediately.
幸运的是 我拯救了他们 Luckily, I was there to save them
一下子把无名先生消灭了 and destroy Mr. Nobody in one fell swoop.
颏很害怕以至于他卖掉了战服 Mento was so frightened, he sold his super-suit.
如果奈尔斯没有当场击败 If Niles hadn't been there to destroy them all,
无名先生及其手下 along with Mr. Nobody,
我不觉得我们会活下来 I don't think any of us would have survived.
所以奈尔斯从超级反派手中 Uh-huh. So, Niles rescued a team of superpeople
拯救了超能力者 from a supervillain?
在没有任何超能力的情况下 Without any superpowers?
你为什么不自己问他 Why don't you ask him yourself?
你好 亲爱的 今天过得怎样 Hello, darling, how was your day?
阿然尼 我的宝贝 Arani, my jewel.
-你真漂亮 -晚餐就快好了 - What a sight for sore eyes. - Dinner's almost ready.
太好了 我快饿死了 Fantastic! I'm famished.
你怎么逃离无名先生的 奈尔斯 How did you escape Mr. Nobody, Niles?
无名先生 Mr. Nobody?
那个带着屁股气球的小恶魔 Oh, that little devil and his butt balloon
上世纪就被消灭了 were laid to waste ages ago.
多亏了我的妻子 Thanks to my beautiful wife, that is.
奈尔斯 Oh, Niles.
我们这里放着无名的气球 We've got Nobody's balloon here, somewhere.
你真的该看看 It's really quite a sight to see.
我相信战斗很精彩 史蒂文 但是 I'm sure it was a terrific battle, Steven, but...
恐怕那只是无名先生 I'm afraid it was only the first time
第一次袭击奈尔斯 Mr. Nobody came after Niles.
他回来了 He came back.
不可能 Impossible.
我们终结了那个混蛋 We KO'd that idiot.
我不知道怎么和你说 Well, I don't know what to tell you,
但是他回来了 他拐走了奈尔斯 except that he's back, and he's taken Niles.
-发生了什么 -你在说谎 - What's happening? - You're lying.
你就是不让我安宁 是吗 You couldn't let me have this, could you?
你到底在说什么 What on earth are you going on about?
你大老远过来就是为了毁灭我 You came all the way down here just to ruin me.
夺走我的胜利果实 所有我努力的结果 Take my wins away, all the good work that I've done.
-不是这样的 -拜托 - That's not true. - Please.
我们都知道你什么事都做得出来 We both know you're capable of anything.
玛莉贝丝 Marybeth?
我没有拒绝 I didn't say no.
我太害怕了什么都不敢说 I was too scared to say anything at all.
不要 Don't!
不 No!
不 不 不 不 No. No. No. No.
不 不 No. No.
不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no. No.
不 不 不 No. No. No.
不 No!
这是什么鬼声音 What the ever-loving fuck?
是颏 他要黑化了 It's Mento. He's going to his dark place.
如果不赶快采取行动 他就会带走我们 If we don't do something fast, he's gonna take us with him.
瑞亚 Rhea.
他们开始失去对自己能力的控制了 They're starting to lose control of their powers.
你待在这 好吗 You stay here, okay?
等下 那那些学生呢 Wait. What about the students?
没有学生 There aren't any.
从来就没有过 There never were.
你好 约书亚 Hello, Joshua.
奈尔斯 谢天谢地 我们得走了 Niles, thank God. We have to move.
-颏又发作了 -别管他了 - Mento has had another break. - Forget him.
还有其他人 And the others.
你和我还有别的工作要做 You and I have more work to do.
不 No.
走吧 约书亚 Come now, Joshua.
你在这里做得不错 You've done good work here.
但你我都知道你的真正的才华是什么 But you and I both know where your talents truly lie.
不行 I can't.
我告诉过你 I told you...
再也不能这样 never again.
亲爱的 Sweet...
亲爱的宝贝 sweet, sweet baby.
请不要让我等待 Please don't keep me waiting.
阿然尼 我真觉得你得去跟你的学生谈一谈 Arani, I really think you need to have a talk with your students.
阿然尼 Arani?
他又逃走了 He's run off again.
谁 奈尔斯吗 Who? Niles?
瞧瞧你都做了什么 Look what you did!
-不 不 -瞧瞧你都做了什么 - Oh, no, no. - Look what you did!
亲爱的 亲爱的宝贝 Sweet, sweet baby.
来跟我一起玩 Come join me!
亲爱的 亲爱的宝贝 Sweet, sweet baby.
来跟我一起玩 Come join me!
好吧 不会有事的 Okay, this is gonna be okay.
我们只是正在在《闪灵》里 We just happen to be in The Shining.
很安全 Which is fine.
雪莉·杜瓦尔和孩子逃出去了 我们也会的 Shelley Duvall and the kid got out, and so will we.
崔纳上尉 你我都知道这里没有出路 Captain Trainor, you and I know there is no getting out.
一日当兵 终身当兵 Once a soldier, always a soldier.
你和你搭档准备好继续我们的任务了吗 Now, are you and your partner ready to continue our mission?
这不是真的 This isn't happening.
这不是真的 This isn't happening!
真的很抱歉 I am so sorry.
我不是故意的 I didn't mean for this to happen.
丽塔 老实承认吧 Rita, let's be honest,
这把斧子你已经磨了六十年了 you've been grinding this ax for 60 years.
是你干的 You're doing this.
我觉得看着很真实 Looks pretty real to me.
你这个混蛋 You sick son of a bitch!
亲爱的 Now, darling,
我们都知道是你挑起的 we both know you started it.
我嫉妒你 先生 I envy you, sir.
你仅凭一人之力就能为众生拯救世界 You get to make the world safe for democracy single-handedly.
几乎是一个人 Well, almost single-handedly.
那个混蛋去哪了 Where is that bastard?
这是你的房间 This is your room.
这里不是一直都是这样的 It wasn't always like this.
早些时奈尔斯 Niles formed the Doom Patrol
在做一个政府项目时创建了末日巡逻队 back in the day as part of a government program.
他为他们挑选任务 He selected their missions and...
其中一个无意中引起了无名先生的注意 One of which inadvertently put them on Mr. Nobody's radar.
所以他们真的与他斗过 So they really did fight him?
是的 但他们输了 Yeah, but they lost.
输得很惨 Big time.
无名先生进入了他们的脑中 Mr. Nobody got into their heads,
捕食他们的恐惧和软弱 preyed on their fears and weaknesses.
他们一个接一个地反目成仇 One by one, they all turned on each other.
之后他们就像变了一个人一样 They were never the same after that.
思维和身体开始恶化 Their minds and bodies started to deteriorate.
他们变得易惊易扰 They'd become frightened and confused easily,
滥用自己的能力 and they would lash out with their powers.
威胁到了自己和他人 They became a danger to themselves, and to others.
所以 这里从来就不是学校 So, this was never a school?
这里是 It was, uh...
这些人用来休息的一个 a safe place for these folks to...
安全地点 To rest.
我用药物稳定了颏的情绪 I was able to stabilize Mento's moods with medication.
是奈尔斯出的主意 It was Niles' idea to modify his helmet,
改造头盔 用逼真的群体环境让他保持冷静 to try to keep him calm with an immersive group delusion.
五十年来颏都没有窥视别人的心理 Mento hadn't made a peep in 50 years.
直到今天 Until today.
所以 你就像他们的保姆一样 So, you're like what, their babysitter?
应该说是医生 Physician, actually.
我也是个超能力者 I'm also a meta-human.
我不喜欢使用我的能力 I don't like to use my powers,
但身处这里有超能力也挺不错 but they're pretty good to have around here.
以防万一 Just in case.
阿然尼说她嫁给了奈尔斯 Arani said she's married to Niles.
-是真的吗 -都是幻想 - Is that-- - All part of the fantasy.
你们都不必为刚才看到的事影响心情 None of you should feel bad about what you may have seen.
那只是颏在滥用自己的能力 That was just Mento lashing out with his powers.
利用你们最大的恐惧对付你们 Using your biggest fears against you,
就像无名先生对待他 like Mr. Nobody did to him,
和其他人那样 and to the others.
现在 我觉得你们最好 Now, I think it's best if...
你们最好全都离开 If you all leave.
那阿然尼和瑞亚呢 What about Arani and Rhea?
这就是她们的现实 This is what their realities are like.
别离开我 Don't leave me.
用他们往事的鬼魂折磨自己 Torturing themselves with ghosts from their past.
但是你可以修复的 对吗 But you can fix it, right?
我不知道 I don't know.
求你了 奈尔斯 Please, Niles...
我能试试吗 May I try?
慢点 孩子 Take it easy, son.
给自己点时间 Give yourself a minute.
我没事吗 Am I okay?
一切看上去都很好 Everything looks fine.
所以我要回去了 So, I'll be heading back.
你能帮我也打包一下吗 You gonna pack my bags too?
除非你计划跟我一起回去 Not unless you're planning to come back with me.
但如果你更愿意待在这里 But if you would prefer to be here,
我想你应该留下 I think you should stay.
顺便一提 我... Incidentally, I, uh...
开启了你的私人模式 enabled your privacy mode.
这次是真的 For real this time.
我不会再偷听了 I won't be listening in anymore.
我保证 I promise.
我醒了吗 还是说蛇会从你脸上涌出来 Am I awake? Or are snakes gonna start pouring out of your face?
你一直跟我说 You've been telling me...
你已经做好变成成年人的准备了 you're ready to be your own man.
我觉得是时候打开监听了 I think it's time I start listening.
等等 Wait.
怎么了 What's wrong?
你怎么能这样 How could you?
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
玛莉贝丝 Marybeth?
可怜的女孩 That poor girl.
你读了我的想法 You read my mind.
没经过我允许 Without my permission.
别来评判我 Don't you dare judge me.
在你做了这一切之后 Not after what you've done.
我只是遗憾没更早地这么做 I'm just sorry I didn't do it sooner.
很久前你就教我 自我才是人最大的障碍 A long time ago, you taught me I was my own biggest obstacle,
我能够决定自己想成为什么样的人 that I could decide who I wanted to be.
过去的六十年 我觉得丽塔·法尔 For the last 60 years, I decided that Rita Farr
是个应该被惩罚的人 was someone who deserved to be punished.
这一点我现在也还是这么想 I haven't changed my mind about that.
丽塔·法尔 Rita Farr is...
空虚又丑陋 empty and ugly.
渺小 And small.
但我不想再做一个那样的人了 And I don't wanna be those things anymore.
我不想再做丽塔·法尔了 I don't wanna be Rita Farr anymore.
没了她 我也不知道自己是谁 Without her, I don't know who I am.
我只知道 All I know is...
我不想像你一样凄凉收场 I don't want to end up like you.
或是阿然尼 或瑞亚 Or Arani, or Rhea.
谁知道呢 And, who knows.
或许如果我... Maybe if I...
不再试图忘记那些萦绕在心头的东西 stop trying to forget the things that haunt me,
而是真实地面对它们 and actually face them,
或许无名先生就不会对我有如此影响了 maybe Mr. Nobody won't hold so much power over me.
那是我欠你的 I owe you for that.
所以我原谅你 And I forgive you.
再见 史蒂夫·戴顿 Goodbye, Steve Dayton.
他多久来看他们一次 How often does he come see them?
说真的 For real.
奈尔斯 Niles?
不常来 Not very.
所以他是把他们抛弃了 So he just abandoned them?
像扔坏掉的玩具那样 Like broken toys?
他为什么送我来这里 Why would he send me here?
我没坏 他没有像对坏玩具那样对我 I'm not broken. He never treated me like I was broken.
-他为什么也想抛弃我呢 -我觉得 - Why would he wanna abandon me too? - I think...
这些你们应该直接与奈尔斯讨论 this is something for you to discuss with Niles directly.
我他妈怎么直接跟他讨论 他不见了 How the fuck am I supposed to do that? He's missing.
那就继续找吧 Then keep looking.
因为我觉得无名先生正希望 'Cause I think that's what Mr. Nobody
你们放弃寻找奈尔斯 really wants is for you to give up.
所以把你们送到了这里 That's why he sent you here.
看看那些惹怒他的人的下场 See what happens to those who cross him.
祝你好运 简 Good luck to you, Jane, and...
看在上帝的份上 For God sakes,
小心点 you be careful.
无意冒犯 但是你爸爸真的很讨人厌 No offense, but your dad's a real bite in the ass.
你看 Here.
你黑了它 You hacked it.
我给你写了一份档案 给她发了好友申请 I created a profile for you, sent her a friend request.
她接受了 She accepted it?
没错 只不过... She did. Only, um...
她自己不知道 she doesn't know it.
祝贺 你对自己女儿进行了网络钓鱼 Congratulations. You're officially catfishing your daughter.
是不是因为你跟你爸吵架我挺了你 Is this because I stuck up for you with your pops?
-你挺我了 -一点点 - You did? - A little.
我只是觉得你应该 I just thought that you should
有个机会去了解自己的女儿 have the chance to get to know your daughter.
而且通过这种远距离的方式 可能对你 Maybe it's better for both of you if you
和你女儿都好 done it from afar.
我们已经好久没有拍过可公开的照片了 Been far too long since we took some publicity photos.
人们会忘记末日巡逻队的意义的 Folks are gonna start to forget what the Doom Patrol means.
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准备好继续我们的任务了吗 your partner ready to continue our mission?
我知道 I know.
我也不想想这件事 I don't wanna think about it either.
什么鬼 What the fuck?
我和爸爸 "Me and Dad"?
他跟邦普在一起做什么 What the hell is she doing with Bump?
邦普 邦普 Bump. Bump.
邦普 邦普 Bump. Bump...
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