《末日巡逻队》前情提要 Previously on Doom Patrol...
你说了我可以跟他们告别的 You told me I could say goodbye!
首席 Chief!
到底发生了什么 What in the hell--
克里夫精神病犯了 Cliff's having a psychotic break.
我很愤怒 I'm so angry!
也许拉瑞不是英雄 但他体内的东西是 Maybe Larry's not a hero. But that thing inside him is.
崔纳上尉 一日当兵 终身当兵 Captain Trainor, once a soldier, always a soldier.
这是什么 What is this?
这是在驴子里无名先生给我看的 It's what Mr. Nobody showed me in the donkey.
-这是你瞎编的 -你是谁 - You made this up. - Who are you?
我是这里唯一能忍你的人 I'm the only one here who can stand you.
简 别走 从这里离开只有死路一条 Jane, don't leave. There's nowhere to go from here but up.
简 对不起 Jane, I'm sorry.
字幕总监制 屯栗子
末日巡逻队
第一季 第八集
威尔森探员 Agent Wilson,
一收到你的信号 我们就冲进去 the second we get your signal, we're coming in hot.
你拿好变态秀的门票了吗 You got your ticket to the freak show?
嗯 Yeah.
准备好了 Good to go.
别染上什么病 Don't catch anything.
你能行的 莫里斯 You got this, Morris.
我们大闹一场吧 Let's tear it up.
丹尼街
朋友 欢迎你
他是新来的 He's new.
新来的美人是谁呀 Who's the new hottie?
你从哪来
丹尼男装
情况有多糟 探员 How bad it is, Agent?
异常指数达到多少 Abnormal to a factor of what?
稍等 Stand by.
偷窥狂的无尽夜总会
跟我汇报 莫里斯 Talk to me, Morris.
威尔森探员 汇报你的位置 Agent Wilson, what's your 20?
威尔森探员 Agent Wilson?
威尔森探员 Agent Wilson!
上 上 上 快 Go, go, go! Let's go!
该死的 操 God damn it! Fuck!
你身体里进过老鼠吗 You ever get a rat stuck in you before?
-没有 -我身上有味儿吗 - No. - Do I smell?
我担心身上有味儿 而且没人告诉我 I'm worried I smell, and no one's telling me.
你身上没味儿 You don't smell.
谁知道那该死的东西在我体内 'Cause who the hell knows what that frigging thing was doing
都干了什么 while it was inside me.
我刚重接了你的电路 I just rewired your circuits
并且修补了你的营养箱 你没事了 and patched up your nutrient tank. You're fine.
我们至少可以往里面喷点消毒液吧 Shouldn't we at least just spray a little Lysol in here,
或者 挂一个空气清新剂 maybe, you know, hang an air freshener.
-或者你可以点一支蜡烛 -克里夫 - Maybe you could light a candle-- - Cliff!
你觉得简还好吗 You think Jane's okay?
她是简 她很好 She's Jane. She's fine.
我得跟她重归于好 I gotta make things right with her.
好吧 为我解释一下 Okay, help me out here.
昨晚她让你滚蛋 你哪里没听明白 What part of her telling you to F off last night, didn't land?
还记得之前你觉得 Hey, remember when you thought
不骂人就能加入正义联盟吗 not cursing would get you into the Justice League?
你是怎么回事 What's up your ass?
是因为简把你画成变态杀人狂了吗 Oh, is it 'cause of Jane's psycho killer painting of you,
画里你把我们都杀了 where you killed us all?
-闭嘴 克里夫 -对 太操蛋了 - Shut up, Cliff. - Yeah, that sucked.
如果你感到有杀人冲动 If you're feeling any homicidal urges,
就提醒我们一声 好吗 just gives us a little heads up, all right?
我说闭嘴 I said, shut up.
我要来杀你了 I'm gonna come for you.
蚂蚁农场
长官 他醒了 Sir, he's awake.
怎么回事 What's going on?
我在哪 Where am I?
欢迎来到你的新行动基地 崔纳上尉 Welcome to your new base of operations, Captain Trainor.
我是查尔斯·福赛思探员 国防部 I'm Agent Charles Forsythe, DOD.
国防部 你为什么... DOD? Why are you--
你我要携手成就伟大事业 上尉 You and I are going to accomplish great things together, Captain.
你体内的放射性能量异常强大 The radioactive energy within you is formidable.
我们要尝试找出利用它的办法 We're gonna see if we can find a way to harness it.
你他妈在说什么 What the hell are you talking about?
我没同意参与这个 I never agreed to any of this.
恐怕这事没得商量 士兵 I'm afraid this isn't negotiable, soldier.
-你的服役是强制性的 -强制性的 - Your service is compulsory. - Compulsory?
老天 Jesus.
喂 还没找到首席 Hey, The Chief's still missing.
如果你有任何有帮助的信息 那就留言 If you have any useful information, leave it here.
如果没有 那你他妈为什么要浪费我的时间 If you don't, why the fuck are you wasting my time?
大家好 是我 Hey, guys, it's me.
希望你们都还好 丽塔 Hope you're all doing okay. Rita,
如果你收到留言 我今晚有个可爱的... if you get this, I have this cute little thing tonight--
简 你好啊 Jane, hey,
真高兴你打电话来了 I'm glad you called.
真抱歉昨晚对你说了那些话 I'm really sorry about what I said last night.
那个人不是我 That wasn't me.
我脑袋里有只老鼠 I had a rat in my head.
没事的 我理解 It's okay. I get it.
我们都会遇到脑袋进老鼠的时刻 We all have rats in our heads sometimes.
是啊 那我们和好了吗 Yeah. So, are we good?
天啊 当然了 Oh, my God, totally.
酷豆啦 It's cool beans.
那你回家来吗 Are you gonna come home?
等下 不好意思 你是谁 Wait. I'm sorry. Who is this?
-克里夫 -对对 你好克里夫 - Cliff. - Oh, right, right! Hi, Cliff.
听着 我得走了 好吗 Listen, I gotta jam, okay?
转告丽塔我今晚要在道格家 Just let Rita know I'm having a little thing tonight
办个小聚会 at Doug's place,
我希望她能来 and I hope she can make it.
会非常轻松的 It'll be super chill.
-谁家 -太感谢了 克里菲 爱你 - Whose place? - Thanks so much, Cliffie. Heart you.
-她没事吧 -我想没事 - Is she okay? - I think.
她说一切都... She said everything was...
-"酷豆" -"酷豆" - "Cool beans." - "Cool beans"?
-老天 -怎么了 - Oh, God. - What?
每当简感到特别低落时 Whenever Jane is feeling particularly low,
这个人格就会显现 this one persona manifests
然后跑出去 and runs off to some
过她为自己创造的荒谬幻想生活 ridiculous fantasy life she's created for herself.
她是64个人格中最糟糕的一个 She's by far the worst of the 64.
谁 Who?
凯伦 Karen.
她是个痴情疯子 She's a love-struck psycho,
沉迷于90年代的爱情喜剧不能自拔 stunted by her obsession with rom-coms from the '90s.
如果让我猜 她现在正赶回去找 If I had to guess, I'd say she's on her way back
她的男主角 to her leading man right now.
一个叫道格的懦弱懒汉 Some milquetoast layabout named Doug.
去拿下他 姑娘 Go get 'em, girl.
她与他分手过差不多一千次 She's broken up with him about 1,000 times.
但不知为何 她总是能赢回他的心 But somehow, she always manages to win him back.
你愿意就站在我这里吧 Stand under here if you'd like.
不 不不不 No. No, no, no.
-听着 我不想再来一次了 -等下 - Look, I'm not doing this again. - Wait!
等等 真对不起我离开了 Wait. I'm so sorry I left.
我犯了... I made a--
对不起 我这雨伞做得不称职 I'm sorry. I make a terrible umbrella.
道格 我知道你没有重新接受我的理由 Doug, I know you have no reason to take me back,
而且我也无法向你保证这次的结局 and I can't guarantee that things won't end up the same way
不会像之前那样 但是 they did last time, but
我唯一能保证的就是我会永远爱你 the one thing I can guarantee is that I'll love you forever.
我对你真是没有抵抗力 What am I going to do with you?
别让无名先生影响到你 维克 Don't let Mr. Nobody get in your head, Vic.
这只是幅画而已 It's just a painting.
-奈尔斯会知道该怎么解读 -是啊 - Niles would know what to make of it. - Yeah.
他会的 He would.
奈尔斯 救命
丹尼蛋糕 丹尼街道178号 Danny Cakes. 178 Danny Street.
俄亥俄州 斯普林菲尔德 Springfield, Ohio.
斯普林菲尔德没有丹尼街道 There's no Danny Street in Springfield.
根据这上面画的 那里有 According to this, there is.
俄亥俄州 斯普林菲尔德
而那里有人知道关于奈尔斯的事 And someone there knows something about Niles.
丹尼街道
跟着蛋糕走 维克 Follow the cake, Vic.
永远要跟着蛋糕走 Always follow the cake.
奈尔斯在哪
"奈尔斯在哪" 蛋糕店问道 "Where's Niles?" Asked the cake shop.
一点也不诡异 That's not weird at all.
怎么不回答
这边请
这边走 先生们 Right this way, gentlemen.
好好享受吧 Have a nice time.
我等下就来 小伙们 I'll be right with you, boys.
你能不能告诉我们... Could you tell us where--
为我的俏丽群莺们鼓掌 女士们先生们 Give it up for my Saucy Songbirds, ladies and gentlemen.
好啊 小伙们 Yes! Boys,
姑娘们 还有那些处于中间的 girls, and all those in between.
欢迎来到偷窥狂的无尽夜总会 Welcome to Peeping Tom's Perpetual Cabaret.
我是你们的主持人 毛拉·李·卡拉普特 I'm your host, Maura Lee Karupt.
你们感觉如何 How y'all feeling?
怎么 他们是在这里拍安眠药广告吗 What, are they shooting an Ambien commercial in here?
好吧 或许这能让你们振奋起来 Okay, well, maybe this will cheer you up.
看来今天我们这里来了两位新客人 It appears we have two new guests with us.
看看他们俩 给我们带来了终结者 Oh, look at these two serving us Terminator,
古埃及新王国时期第十八王朝的一位法老
和图坦卡蒙木乃伊的真人版 亲爱的 King Tut realness, honey.
街道传话说你们是奈尔斯·考尔德的朋友 The word on the street is that you're friends of Niles Caulder.
是谁告诉你的 Who told you that?
-丹尼说的 -丹尼是谁 - Danny did. - Who's Danny?
可怜孩子 你的电池反应迟钝了吗 Oh, child, is your battery slow?
丹尼就在你们身边 Danny is all around you.
丹尼街道 Danny the Street.
丹尼在街上吗 Danny's on the street?
我想她是说丹尼是一条街道 I think she's saying Danny is a street.
街道是个男人吗 The street's a "He"?
一些自我性别认同类型的统称
丹尼属于酷儿性别 Danny's gender queer,
用的是非二元性别代词 and they use non-binary pronouns.
好吧 Okay.
太可爱了 Oh, isn't that cute?
机械小子不明白什么是非二元性别 Robo-boy doesn't understand non-binary.
我看看是否能用你能明白的语言 Let me see if I can explain it to you in a language
来解释给你听 you can understand. Um...
01001110 01-001-110.
听懂了吗 Make sense?
稍等一下 Just give me one second.
正在搜索伸中指的表情符号 Trying to find my middle finger emoji. It's...
这个小甜心还挺刺头 This sweet little snack's a bit salty.
我喜欢 I like it.
如果你想离开《西部世界》 If you ever want to leave Westworld
来和丹尼民一起住 跟我说一声就行 and come live with the Dannyzens, you just let me know.
-谁 -丹尼周游列国 - The who? - Danny travels all over the world,
拯救我们这些陷入社会边缘的人 picking up those of us who have slipped through society's cracks.
我们称自己为丹尼民 We call ourselves the Dannyzens.
什么 What?
也许我应该让丹尼自己来解释 Maybe I should let them explain for themselves.
来吧 问丹尼一个问题 Go ahead. Ask Danny a question.
丹尼 你认识奈尔斯·考尔德吗 Danny, do you know Niles Caulder?
当然认识 奈尔斯是我的一个老朋友
他在哪 我们需要他的帮助
我们也需要 So do we.
奈尔斯失踪了 Niles is missing.
我们去外面说吧
天哪 太棒了 丽塔 你来了 Oh, my God, yay! Rita, you made it!
-凯伦 -凯伦 - Karen. - Hey, Karen!
克里菲对吧 Cliffie, right?
很高兴终于见到你本人了 So great to finally meet you in person.
简把你的事都和我说了 Jane's told me all about you.
说了什么 Like what?
-不是吧 -事情是这样 - Seriously? - Okay, so here's the sitch.
道格的家人刚到 气氛有点紧张 Doug's family just got in, and, well, things are a little tense.
你们能不能别对她那么苛刻 Can you just cut her a little slack?
我的老天爷 Jumping Christ on a Pogo stick!
我和凯伦相爱 Listen, Karen and I are in love.
我们又要复合了 And we're getting back together again.
-就这样 -道格拉斯 拜托 - And that's that. - Douglas, please.
-从你出生起 -生你花了九个小时 - Since you were born-- - Nine hours of labor,
这女人和你一起尖叫了九个小时 this woman screamed through with you. Nine!
我用襁褓包着你 I swaddled you.
用我的乳房为你哺乳 我爱你 I-I fed you with these breasts. I loved you.
我想把一切都给你 And I tried to give you everything,
好让你尽可能拥有最好的生活 so you could have the best life possible.
我们是矿工出身 该死的 We came from miners, God damn it!
除了煤 我们什么也没有 Nothing to our name but coal!
但是现在 为了那个下三滥的巫婆贱人 And now, now, you're willing to throw it all away
你宁愿抛弃这一切 on that trash witch whore.
妈 等一下 Whoa, Mom. Whoa.
-说得太难听了 -对吧 - Harsh. - Right?
我需要你帮我缓和一下气氛 I need you to help me lighten the mood.
什么 不行 我为什么要这么做 What? No. Why would I do that?
还用问吗 因为我们是好朋友 Duh, 'cause we're best friends.
不 我们不是 No, we're not.
天哪 丽塔 你真是个怪胎 来吧 Oh, my God, Rita, you're so weird. Come.
抱歉 克里菲 我本来要请你进来的 Sorry, Cliffie, I would totally invite you in,
但我真的需要今晚一切顺利 but I really need tonight to go well.
而你的样子有点奇怪吓人 所以... And you're sort of weird and creepy, so...
我只是...只是想告诉你 I just... I... I just wanted to tell you,
告诉你所有的人格 对不起 to tell all of you, I'm sorry.
街道说话了 The street talks.
街道当然会说话 街道没理由不会说话 Of course the street talks. Why wouldn't the street talk?
驴维度 灭物主 集体治疗 Well, donkey dimension, Decreator, group therapy.
顺势而行吧 维克 Just ride the wave, Vic.
我们希望你能告诉我们 We were hoping that you could tell us.
所以才跟着你的蛋糕来到这里 That's why we followed your cake.
我能问问为什么你的街道空无一人吗 Can I ask you why your street is so empty?
尽量低调行事
为什么 Why?
我们在逃亡 达伦·琼斯快要找到我们了
达伦·琼斯是谁 Who's Darren Jones?
零下66.6摄氏度
太厉害了 Extraordinary.
101.7摄氏度
跟我说说埃尔斯沃斯的事 Tell me about Ellsworth.
我什么都不会跟你说的 I'm not telling you anything.
那查尔斯顿和爱德华兹呢 How about Charleston or Edwards?
这么短的时间内调动了不少次 Quite a few transfers in such a short period of time.
这不正常 It's not normal.
看来你一生都在跟常态抗争 It seems you've struggled with normalcy your entire life.
去你的 Fuck you.
现在你又担心在哈瓦那的间接伤害了 Now you're concerned about collateral damage? In Havana?
你想要应急计划 这个就是 You wanted a contingency plan. Here it is!
好消息 崔纳上尉 Good news, Captain Trainor.
有个新任务出现了 A new mission has presented itself.
红色恐慌就在我们眼前 The Red Menace is knocking on our door,
离迈阿密不到100英里 not 100 miles from Miami.
成千上万的美国人性命危在旦夕 Thousands of American lives in the balance.
你们这些人想对我怎样 What the hell do you people want from me?
不是我们想怎样 而是我们的提议 It's not about what we want. It's about what we're offering.
给你一次为国效力的机会 Your chance to serve your country.
成为真正的男人 To be a real man.
不仅如此 你有机会成为英雄 Better than that, your chance to be a hero.
下地狱吧 Go to hell.
我需要你替我下地狱 上尉 I'm going to need you to go there for me, Captain.
新袭击迫在眉睫 常态保护局逼近目标
丹尼 常态保护局是什么 Yo, Danny, what's the Bureau of Normalcy?
那是一个绝密的政府机构 It's a top secret government agency,
由一群发疯的狂热分子管理 run by a bunch of demented zealots.
他们打击所有他们认为异常的事物 They stomp out anything they deem to be aberrations.
你怎么知道的 And you know this how?
他们为什么要追杀你 丹尼 Why are they after you, Danny?
你见过很多有感知 有传送能力 酷儿性别的街道吗 拉瑞
好了 脸皮不要那么厚 丹尼 All right now, no need to get cheeky, Danny.
我们可以告诉他们来龙去脉 We can tell them the whole story.
几年前 Couple of years back,
达伦·琼斯搞砸了搜寻并毁灭丹尼的任务 Darren Jones botched a search-and-destroy mission on Danny.
他的搭档在任务中失踪 Lost his partner in the process.
他怎么了 What happened to him?
莫里斯·威尔森 探员 常态保护局
他变成了毛拉·李·卡拉普特 He became Maura Lee Karupt.
凯伦 Karen,
你确定重新开始这段恋爱关系 are you sure getting back into this relationship
是个好主意吗 is the best idea?
道格知道你的情况吗 Does Doug even know about your situation?
好吧 Okay,
我知道我有时让人难以应对 I know I can be a lot sometimes.
但道格和我真的有在一起获得幸福的机会 But Doug and I have a real chance of actually being happy together.
我们至少该试试吧 Shouldn't we at least try?
尽管你们俩让我想吐在我的包里 Even though you both make me want to vomit into my purse,
但我承认 你们还算是般配的一对 I can admit that you make a cute-ish couple.
过来 Come here.
-老天 你这个多愁善感的蠢货 -铁头 - God, you're such a fucking sap! - Hammerhead.
-你在干什么... -闭嘴 - What are you doing-- - Shut up!
把那个贱货拽下司机位可不容易 It wasn't easy yanking that twat off the fucking driver's seat,
所以我得抓紧时间 so I have to make this quick.
带我们离开这儿 马上 Get us the fuck out of here, now!
你自己来 或者让简来 Do it yourself! Or make Jane do it.
简不在 Jane's not around.
不然你以为我们为什么摆脱不掉恶俗婊子芭比 How do you think we got stuck with Basic Bitch Barbie!
那她在哪 Well, where is she?
别担心简了 行吗 Don't worry about Jane, okay?
担心一下凯伦 她很危险 Worry about Karen. She's dangerous.
越多人放任她这诺拉·艾芙隆的破事儿 And the more people indulge this Nora Ephron bullshit of hers,
美国女编剧 被称为"美国琼瑶"
就越难让她放手 the harder it is to make her let go.
她只是想获得幸福 She's just wants to be happy.
-有那么罪不可赦吗 -放过我吧 行吗 - Is that so wrong? - Give me a fuckin' break, okay?
她让那个行走的软屌道格 She has that walking half-chub Doug
中了她的奇葩爱情咒语 under her weird little fucking love spell.
爱情咒语 Love spell?
我发誓 丽塔 I swear to God, Rita,
如果那根屌靠近我下面 if that dick gets anywhere near my fucking bush,
我他妈就杀了你 好吗 I'm gonna fucking kill you, okay?
如果我被上 你也完了 And if I get fucked, you get fucked.
我们能接着说凯伦的爱情咒语吗 Can we go back to the part about Karen's love spell?
不管你干什么 都不要被那臭婊子的... Whatever you do, don't fall for that fucking bitch's--
小道 Dougie?
-怎么了 -你想再来瓶啤酒吗 - Yeah? - You want another beer?
谢谢 亲爱的 Thanks, hon.
凯伦 Karen.
我只想要你幸福 I want nothing more than for you to be happy.
真的 但也许你可以放慢一点速度 Really, I do, but maybe just slow down.
你说得对 我完全明白你说的 You're right. I totally hear you.
道格拉斯·杰伊·卡尔霍恩 Douglas Jay Calhoon.
我在 Yeah.
我无法再忍受 不成为你的妻子的生活了 I can't go another day without being your wife.
你能给予我这份荣幸 成为我的丈夫吗 Would you do me the honor of becoming my husband?
天哪 天哪 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
到此为止 够了 That's it! That's it!
不行 我忍不下去了 No, I can't, I can't do this.
道格拉斯 你不能和这个女人结婚 Douglas, you cannot marry this woman!
-妈 -不 我非说不可 - Mom. - No, I have to say this.
她突然出现 把你的生活搅得天翻地覆 She just waltzes in your life. She tears it to shreds.
然后什么时候想走了 突然就离开 And then she breezes out whenever it suits her.
兄弟 她就是个定时诈弹 Dude, she's a ticking time bomb.
你别插嘴 米克 Stay out of this, Mick.
上一次她离开后 The last time she left,
你半年都没下床 you wouldn't get out of bed for six months!
如果你和凯伦结婚 我们就断绝关系 If you marry Karen, then that's it. We're done.
你们的想法都一样吗 Do you all feel this way?
小道 Dougie...
不要在我和家人之间左右为难 don't choose between me and your family.
选择爱情吧 Just choose love.
-愿意 千万个愿意 -我的天 - Yes. Yes! A thousand times yes. - Oh, my God.
-我好爱你 -不行 他妈的不行 - I love you so much. - No, no, no! For fucking Christ's sake.
恭喜 Congratulations!
早该如此了 Guys! It's about time.
太好了 Oh, yes! What?
我来祝酒 A toast!
凯伦 从我们认识你的第一天起 Karen, the day you came into our lives...
你就是我儿子的... You're everything I hoped my son...
-别说这个 -我说不出话来 - Don't you start now. - I can't even...
好了 我们干杯吧 All right, let's have a drink, yeah?
好 Okay.
小屁孩 Punk.
外面那些人知道你以前曾为谁工作吗 Do those people out there have any idea who you used to work for?
我想要告诉他们 但我 I tired to tell them, but I...
我做不到 I can't.
我不是坏人 I'm not a bad person.
你为常态保护局工作 You work for the Bureau of Normalcy.
我很清楚你是什么样的人 I know exactly what kind of person you are.
你对我一无所知 You don't know a damn thing about me.
有很长时间 我也不了解自己 For a long time, neither did I.
我本该憎恨这个地方 I was supposed to hate this place.
为保护局工作 Working for the Bureau,
我本该憎恨一切异常的事物 you're supposed to hate anything that's abnormal.
但我做不到 But I couldn't.
你从哪来
丹尼给我一种对的感觉 Something about Danny felt right.
家的感觉 It felt like home.
我肩上的重担被卸下来了 A weight had been lifted off me.
情况有多糟 探员 How bad it is, Agent?
异常指数达到多少 Abnormal to a factor of what?
稍等 Stand by.
偷窥狂的无尽夜总会
我感觉更加轻盈 I felt lighter.
好像找到了从未发现的自我 Like I was more of myself than I had ever been.
威尔森探员 你看到了什么 Agent Wilson, what do you see?
威尔森探员 Agent Wilson.
毛拉·李·卡拉普特就是那时候诞生的 And that's when Maura Lee Karupt was born.
我的变装艺名是我向保护局骂出的"操你" My drag name was my own personal "fuck you" to the Bureau.
我知道我不能让这个地方受到危害 I knew then I couldn't let any harm come to this place.
所以我向丹尼报信了 So I tipped Danny off.
让他们能在达伦袭击前跳跃逃走 And they were able to jump before Darren could attack.
对 丹尼会跳跃 Yes, Danny can jump.
可以到达世上任何地方 Anywhere around the world,
这非常有用 因为达伦铁了心要抓住他 which is a helpful thing, because Darren's obsessed.
自那之后他一直在追踪我们 He's been following us ever since.
就是不肯放手 He just won't let it go.
保护局从来不会收手 The Bureau never does.
丹尼本该是我们这样的人的庇护所 Danny is supposed to be a safe haven for people like us.
但现在这里没人感到安全 But nobody feels safe here anymore.
这样不对 It's not right.
没有人应该为真实的自我而感到不自在 No one should ever have to feel uncomfortable in their own skin.
我不知道我们还能这样撑多久 I don't know how much longer we can keep this up.
我看他们挺开心的 They all seem pretty happy to me.
相信我 他们很害怕 Trust me, those people are scared.
但他们还是鼓起勇气来到这里 But, still, they show up with a brave face and come anyway.
-为什么 -为了丹尼 - Why? - For Danny.
无尽夜总会的存在是有原因的 It's a perpetual cabaret for a reason.
街道的繁荣依赖于丹尼民的幸福 This street thrives on the Dannyzens' happiness.
派对不停 丹尼就不会停 We keep the party going, we keep Danny going.
但我们快要撑不住了 But we're running on fumes.
如果派对停了 If the party stops...
然后丹尼的心脏随之停止了 他们胜利了 Then Danny's heart stops right along with it. And they win.
常态保护局 The Bureau of Normalcy.
"正常"不过是一种心境 "Normal" ain't nothing but a state of mind.
我们需要帮助这些人 We need to help these people.
我们不需要做任何事 We don't need to do anything.
看看这个地方 Man, look at this place!
你真的还想逃跑吗 又一次 And you seriously want to run away, again?
我无需向你解释什么 I don't need to justify myself to you.
如果我必须退出 那我就退出 If I have to bow out of this one, then I'll bow out.
我不会和保护局作对的 I'm not going up against the Bureau.
你到底怎么了 What the hell's going on with you, man?
这些人对你做了什么 What did those people do to you?
算了 Just forget it.
我以为你已经不再是 Man, I thought you was done with the whole
胆怯的狮子了 Cowardly Lion routine, huh?
你不厌倦做那个人吗 Aren't you sick of being that guy?
你又是怎样的人呢 维克 And what kind of guy are you, Vic?
你是个英雄 对吧 You're a hero, right?
也许你能教我怎样变成和你一样的人 Maybe you could teach me to be more like you.
或者也许无名先生有所计划 Or maybe, maybe, Mr. Nobody was onto something.
我该在杀死家人朋友 Should I buy my cape
之前还是之后披上英雄的披风 before or after I kill my family and friends?
如果你想退出 那就退出吧 If you want to bail, then bail.
我受够了催促你变得更加坚强 I'm done trying to stiffen your spine.
好 因为我也受够了别人一直告诉我我是谁 Good. 'Cause I'm done letting other people tell me who I am.
我低估你了 上尉 I underestimated you, Captain.
我以为你只是一个堕落的带放射性的飞行员 I thought you were nothing but a degenerate radioactive flyboy.
但看起来你不止如此 But it seems you are so much more.
发生了什么 What happened?
那是什么 What the hell is that?
那个 崔纳上尉 是你体内的东西 That, Captain Trainor, is what's really inside you.
那就是真正的你 That is who you really are.
我愿意 我愿意 我愿意 I do. I do. I do.
你好 小丽 Hey, Ri-Ri.
我理解你爱道格 I understand that you love Doug,
但是我们都知道你最后还是会离开他的 but we all know you're just going to end up leaving him again.
什么 不会的 What? No.
道格和我注定长久一生 Dougie and I are endgame.
我不知道那是什么意思 I don't know what that means.
我只知道那很孩子气 让人厌烦 I just know that it's youthful and irritating.
它意味着我和道格 It means me and Doug
会永远在一起 are going to be together forever.
天哪 凯伦 别废话了 Oh, for Christ's sake, Karen, cut the shit!
那人和他的家人对所发生的事没有发言权 That man and his family don't have a say in what's happening.
你这么做是错的 What you're doing is wrong.
我在做什么 What am I doing?
你的小咒语 Your little spell.
不管是什么 Or whatever.
道格对你的爱不是真的 Dough's love for you isn't real.
是真的 Yes, it is!
你现在我为什么这么神经质 Why are you being so extra right now, ugh!
那么拿出证据 Then prove it.
如果你们的爱是真的 那就打破咒语 If your love is real, then break the spell.
你知道吗 丽塔 You know what, Rita?
你别多管闲事 管好你自己吧 Why don't you crawl out of my ass and go fuck yourself?
你说什么 Excuse me.
别因为你的过往像是 Don't put your shit on me
《灰色花园》般的惨淡就来管我的闲事 just because your life is like Grey Gardens level pathetic.
如果你的目标是成为一个行走的警示故事 If your goal is to be a walking cautionary tale,
那么恭喜了 你提醒到我了 well, congrats, consider me cautioned.
我会努力不成为你这样的人 I will do everything in my power to never end up like you,
一个悲伤 疲惫的老太婆 a sad, tired old crone
早已青春逝去 却浑然不知 who is so ridiculously past her prime, she doesn't even know it.
相信我 我知道的 Believe me, I know it.
我的天 Oh, my gosh.
我的天 对不起 Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
完全是压力所致 That is... That is totally the stress talking.
亲爱的 今天是个特殊的日子 Honey, it's just that today is a special day,
我们需要尽快准备好 and we really need to get ready.
好吗 Okay?
准备好 Ready?
为什么 For what?
拜托 伙计 就这点本事 Really, dude, is that all you got?
你能跳得更好吗 Think you can do better?
我《闪电舞》看了八十七遍 I've seen Flashdance 87 times.
你觉得呢 What do you think?
好了 小猫咪们 Okay, kittens.
是时候唱卡拉OK了 It's time for karaoke.
妈妈咪呀 Oh, hey, mommy dearest.
我们欢迎所有新人 All new comers are welcome.
但是有入场费 There's a price of admission.
来唱歌 宝贝 You gotta sing, baby.
我不唱歌 I don't sing.
我们要让这个派对保持火爆 好吗 Well, we have to keep this party popping, okay?
别害怕 Don't be scared.
我没害怕 I'm not scared.
那就上台去 Then get up there.
别担心 拉瑞 有我在
♪我们进入了这个未知的世界♪ ♪We come into this world unknown♪
♪但心知我们并不孤独♪ ♪but know that we are not alone♪
♪他们想击败我们♪ ♪They try to knock us down♪
♪但变化正在孕育♪ ♪but change is coming♪
♪是我们发光的时间了♪ ♪It's our time now♪
♪人人都会失去♪ ♪Hey, everybody loses it♪
♪有时人人都想放弃一切♪ ?Everybody wants to throw it all away sometimes?
♪我知道你在经历什么♪ ♪Yeah, I know what you're going through♪
♪别让苦难吞噬你的美好♪ ♪Don't let it get the best of you♪
♪你会冲出重围♪ ♪You'll make it out alive♪
♪我们这群人要团结一心♪ ♪People like us we gotta stick together♪
♪昂首阔步 没什么会永远持续♪ ♪Keep your head up nothing lasts forever♪
♪无论是咒骂还是沦落抑或遗忘♪ ♪Here's to the damned to the lost and forgotten♪
♪心如死灰则难振翅高飞♪ ♪It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom♪
♪谁愿生活的水深火热♪ ♪We are all misfits living in a world on fire♪
♪为我们这群人高歌吧♪ ♪Sing it for The people like us♪
♪我们这群人♪ ♪The people like us♪
♪这不是葬礼♪ ♪This is not a funeral♪
♪当眼泪化为甘露 革命即将展开♪ ♪It's a revolution after all your tears have turned to rain♪
♪耐心等候♪ ♪Just wait♪
♪一切都会好转♪ ♪Everything will be okay♪
♪即使你感觉快要坠入火海♪ ♪Even when you feeling like you're going down in flames♪
♪我们这群人要团结一心♪ ♪People like us We gotta stick together♪
♪昂首阔步 没什么会永远持续♪ ♪Keep your head up nothing lasts forever♪
♪无论是咒骂还是沦落抑或遗忘♪ ♪Here's to the damned to the lost and forgotten♪
♪心如死灰则难振翅高飞♪ ♪It's hard to get high when You're living on the bottom♪
♪谁愿生活的水深火热♪ ♪We are all misfits Living in as world on fire♪
♪为我们这群人高歌吧♪ ♪Sing it for The people like us♪
♪我们这群人♪ ♪The people like us♪
♪他们奈何不了我 他们奈何不了你♪ ♪They can't do nothing to you they can't do nothing to me♪
♪这才是我们选择的生活♪ ♪This is the life that we choose♪
♪这才是我们主宰的生活♪ ♪This is the life that that we lead♪
♪举起拳头♪ ♪So throw your fists in the air♪
♪站出来 站出来 如果你足够勇敢♪ ♪Come on Come out if you dare♪
♪今晚我们将永远地改变♪ ♪Tonight we're gonna change forever♪
♪人人都会失去♪ ♪Everybody loses it♪
♪有时人人都想放弃一切♪ ♪Everybody wants to throw it all away sometimes♪
♪我们这群人要团结一心♪ ♪Oh, people like us we gotta stick together♪
♪昂首阔步 没什么会永远持续♪ ♪Keep your head up nothing lasts forever♪
♪无论是咒骂还是沦落抑或遗忘♪ ♪Here's to the damned to the lost and forgotten♪
♪心如死灰则难振翅高飞♪ ♪It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom♪
♪谁愿生活的水深火热♪ ♪We are all misfits living in a world on fire♪
♪为我们这群人高歌吧♪ ♪Sing it for the people like♪
我不唱歌 I don't sing.
栅网 继续自动搜索 Grid, proceed on auto-search.
将范围扩大再扩大两个街区 Expand the radius another two blocks.
有发现告诉我 Let me know if you find anything.
还以为你在行谢幕礼 Thought you were bowing out.
我不知道自己在做什么 I don't know what I'm doing.
那你最好快点了 Then you better hurry.
因为压轴的只能是我 'Cause nobody takes their bow after me.
-你要干什么 -丹尼不能再这样生活下去 - What are you doing? -Danny can't go on living like this.
如果继续这样 对以后我不能冒这个险 And I can't risk what will happen if they do.
我该回去弥补我惹出的乱子了 It's time for me to go back and fix the mess I've made.
怎么弥补 How?
我要回局里 I'm going back to the Bureau.
回归我之前的人生 Back to my old life.
只能这样了 丹尼 It's the only way, Danny.
如果我回去 我能误导他们找不到你 If I go back, I can throw 'em off your scent.
我可以说我是卧底 I can say I was deep undercover,
告诉他们虽然花了点时间 但我终于除去了 tell them it took me a while, but I finally rid the world
最被憎恶的丹尼街道 of the abomination that is Danny the Street.
什么 不
我保证会比这次表现得更好 I promise I'll give a better performance than this one.
你不能回那个地方 You can't go back to that place.
如果他们知道一丝你的真面目 他们就会 If they get so much as a whiff of who you really are, they'll--
我不在乎 I don't care.
只要这里的每个人都安全 As long as everyone here is safe,
我就没问题 I'll be okay.
谢谢你让我留在彩虹梦里 丹尼 Thanks for letting me stay over the rainbow, Danny.
检测到恶意行为
是保护局 It's the Bureau.
他们来了 They're here.
好了 丹尼 我要走了 Okay, Danny, I'm gonna start walking.
在我离开街尾的一瞬间 The second I step off the end of the block,
你就跳 我会掩护你 you jump. I'll cover you, okay?
不要
什么 What?
我们再也
不要
逃跑了
我得说 我赞同街道说的 I gotta say, I'm with the street.
那么我们要怎么做 So then what do we do?
让我们开个派对吧 姑娘 Let's turn the party, girl.
你加入吗 You in?
先生们 都警觉着点 Look alive, gentlemen.
天哪 看看这个人渣 Jesus, look at this human trash here.
达伦 You know, Darren,
老成你这样的人真的不该再翻白眼了 men as old as you really shouldn't throw shade.
动作太大会伤到自己的背的 You might hurt your back.
莫里斯 Morris?
我的天哪 My God!
那个讨厌鬼到底对你做了什么 What the hell has this abomination done to you?
丹尼什么都没做 除了帮我认识到我自己 Danny didn't do anything, except help me realize who I am.
什么 不 What? No.
不 这就是你 莫里斯 你是个男人 No, this is not who your are, Morris. You're a man.
-这个地方 这些人 -不 - This place, these people are-- - No.
永远不需要你再告诉我他们是怎样的人了 You don't get to tell me or anyone else who they are ever again.
我为现在的我感到自豪 I am proud of the person I see in the mirror.
我的脸无可挑剔 My face is beat.
我的妆容完美无瑕 全身上下一尘不染 My look is flawless, and I am dusted from head to toe.
唯一无法让我感到自豪的就是害怕你 The only thing I am not is scared of you.
呈扇形散开 Fan out, boys!
我说 I said--
谢谢 丹尼 Thanks, Danny.
你个怪胎 You fucking freak.
神话化身就站在你面前 达伦 Fabulosity incarnate stands before you, Darren.
表现出点尊敬吧 Show some goddamn respect.
才怪 Like hell I will.
你妈妈没告诉你吗 Didn't your mama tell you?
绝对不要对女人动手 Never lay your hands on a woman.
回去吧 达伦 Go home, Darren.
不要再回来这里了 And don't ever come back here again.
你回到保护局 You go back to the Bureau,
你告诉他们 丹尼街道不再受你们管制 and you tell them Danny the Street is off limits.
反而我会将你们放到我们名单上也说不定 Maybe I'll put you on our list instead.
我已经准备好了 I'm already on it.
告诉他们 崔纳上尉向他们问好 Tell them Captain Trainor sends his best.
每一次 都是相同的梦境 Every time, the dream is the same.
有人在焊接我 Somebody's welding me,
等到那人把面具推上去 except when the mask come up,
那是珍妮弗·比尔斯 it's Jennifer Beals.
谁 Who?
伙计 Bro...
这跟你脑子里的老鼠有什么关系 What does it have to do with the rat in your head?
克里夫 感谢老天你还在这 Cliff, thank heavens you're still out here.
简想要马上见到你 Jane wants to see you right away.
保持真实 孩子 Keep it real, kid.
维克 去参加派对吧
不 没关系 No, it's no problem.
我很乐意帮忙 I'm happy to help.
奈尔斯会为你感到骄傲的
真希望他能在这跟我们一起庆祝
我也是 Me, too.
你还没说过你们是怎么认识的 You never told us how you know each other.
让奈尔斯告诉你吧
好吧 Yeah.
你没事吧
我没事 I'm fine.
就是 现在我真的很需要首席的帮助 It's just, I could really use the Chief's help right now.
我很害怕 I'm scared.
怕什么
我怕我们可能永远无法让他回来了 I'm scared we may never get him back.
我也怕如果我们不能 也许会发生的事 And I'm scared what might happen if we don't.
这可能机会渺茫 我知道奈尔斯有秘密 This may be a long shot, and I know Niles has his secrets,
但如果你能告诉我们任何 but if you could tell us anything
可能帮我们弄清 that could possibly help us figure out
无名先生对首席做了什么的事 那 what Mr. Nobody's done with the Chief, then--
无名先生
是的 就是他带走了奈尔斯 Yeah. That's who took Niles.
我很抱歉 维克
我爱奈尔斯
但我要保证这些人的安全
恐怕我帮不了你
那太危险了
拜托 丹尼 Please, Danny.
我求你了 I'm begging you.
我们需要他 We need him.
丹尼花店
《我最伟大的冒险》 [1961年推出的《我最伟大的冒险》第51期 此漫画为《末日巡逻队》前身]
我和厄运做了个交易
我唱得有那么烂吗 Was I that bad?
好了 睁开眼 All right, open them.
你觉得怎么样 克里夫 What do you think, Cliffie?
这到底怎么回事 What the ever living shit is happening?
道格和我要结婚了 Dougie and I are getting married.
现在吗 Now?
当你知道感觉对了 还等什么 When you know it's right, why wait?
简在哪儿 Where's Jane?
简对你来说意义重大 对吗 Jane means a lot to you, doesn't she?
我可以从她谈论你的方式看出来 I can tell by the way she talks about you,
你对她也意义重大 that you mean a lot to her, too.
我在想 And I was thinking
如果没有人牵着我走过教堂走廊 this wouldn't be a real wedding
就不算真正的婚礼 without someone to walk me down the aisle.
我知道我不像简那样是个 And, well, I know I'm not a cool, manic pixie dream girl
躁狂梦精灵般的酷女孩 like Jane is, but...
克里夫 你愿意把我交给新郎吗 Cliff, would you give me away?
什么 你他妈疯了吧 What, are you fucking nuts?
别这样 这是我一生中最重要的一天 Come on, this is the most important day of my life.
你觉得怎么样 What do you say?
你有一双精神病晚期的眼睛 You have incredibly psychotic eyes.
那就算了吧 Ugh, just forget it.
这简直疯了 凯伦 你不能嫁给这个家伙 This is crazy, Karen. You can't marry this guy.
听啊 "疯了" 我想要的就是这个 Listen "Crazy"? It's what I want.
那简想要什么 And what about what Jane wants?
一边去 克里夫 Just back off, Cliff.
宝贝 你还好吗 Babe, you okay?
我操 Holy shit!
一个机器人参加我们的婚礼 A robot for our wedding!
-太酷了 -一边去 德莫特·麦隆尼 - How cool. - Back off, Dermot Mulroney.
淡定 混蛋 Whoa, chillax, asshole.
我觉得你的意思是... I think what you meant was...
道格 我的天 Doug, oh, my God!
离我们远点 Just leave us alone.
不 我不知道这里到底是怎么回事 No. I have no idea what the hell's going on here,
但我不会让你完成婚礼 but I'm not letting you go through with this.
除非我知道简同意这件事 Not unless I know that Jane's okay with it.
-好了 我们离开这儿 -你在干什么 - Okay, we're leaving. - What are you doing?
放开我 你 快放开我 Let me go! You... Just let me go!
你无权这样做 You have no right to do this!
别他妈碰我 Don't fucking touch me!
我竟然请了你们这些人来做一件操蛋的事 I asked you people to do one fucking thing!
抱歉 道格 婚礼结束了 Sorry, Dougie, wedding's off.
不 No!
道格 真对不起 Oh, Dougie, I'm so sorry.
真对不起 宝贝 真对不起 I'm so sorry, baby. I'm so sorry.
我永远不会伤害你 I would never hurt you.
永远不伤害你 真对不起 我... Never hurt you. I'm so sorry. I... I...
救命 Help me!
不 道格 道格 没事的 No! Dougie! Dougie, it's okay.
等等 没事的 Hold on. It's okay.
我还在这儿 我还在 I'm still here. I'm still here.
放开我 你个混蛋 Let go of me, you motherfuckers!
简 简 你在里面吗 Jane? Jane, are you in there?
简 简 Jane? Hey, Jane?
对不起 简 I'm sorry, Jane.
是我 Hey, it's me.
简 快醒醒 简 Jane! Come on, Jane.
简 Jane.