《末日巡逻队》前情提要 Previously on Doom Patrol...
常态保护局是什么 What's the Bureau of Normalcy?
新袭击迫在眉睫 常态保护局逼近目标
那是一个绝密的政府机构 It's a top secret government agency,
由一群发疯的狂热分子管理 run by a bunch of demented zealots.
他们打击所有他们认为异常的事物 They stomp out anything they deem to be aberrations.
是我啊 简 Hey, it's me. Jane.
她的脑部活动很激烈 但什么反应都没有 Her brain activity's off the charts, and yet... nothing.
简就在里边 Jane's in there somewhere.
这里发生了什么 What the hell happened here?
说来话长 Long story.
如果你感到有杀人冲动 If you're feeling homicidal urges,
就提醒我们一声 好吗 just gives us a little heads up, all right?
我说闭嘴 I said, shut up.
-我想保护你 -通过撒谎吗 - I was trying to protect you. - By lying?
奈尔斯怎么会和超级英雄扯上关系 How did Niles get involved with superheroes?
奈尔斯从来没说过 Niles never said.
你们知道他有他的秘密 You know he has his secrets.
奈尔斯的确有很多秘密 Niles and his secrets.
听起来你我认识的奈尔斯·考尔德不是一个人 Sounds like you and I know two different Niles Caulders.
末日巡逻队
第一季 第十集
育空地区北部
奈尔斯·考尔德的日志 From the Journal of Niles Caulder,
1913年12月4日 4th of December, 1913.
我们向北出发 We've set up north
执行反常调查局的探索任务 on an exploratory mission for the Bureau of Oddities.
华盛顿方面质疑反常局的价值 Washington doubts our department's value,
但我迫切想证明我们的能力 but I am eager to prove what we are capable of.
慢着 阿利斯特 Steady on, Alistair.
我们是探险家 不是雇佣兵 We're explorers, not mercenaries.
把这话告诉那些大约七个月前 You tell that to the Turks that were just up this way
来过这里的土耳其人吧 about seven months ago.
只有一个人活着回去了 Only one man returned.
奄奄一息 Barely.
你知道他声称看到了什么吗 You know what he claims he saw?
那些人是猎人 Those men were hunters.
我们不是 We're not.
如果这个生物真的存在 If this creature exists,
没有理由相信它会对我们造成任何危害 there's no reason to believe it's gonna be of any danger to us.
实际上 它可能完全不想伤害我们 In fact, it might mean us no harm at all.
我的朋友 Oh, friend.
能在这个冰冻地狱活下来的生物 Anything that can survive this frozen hell
绝对想要伤害你 absolutely wants to do you harm.
你去告诉那头狼你是个探险家 You remind that wolf that you're an explorer,
-不是猎人 -你救了我的命 - not a hunter. - You saved my life.
我记得我跟你说过不要空手离开营地... I thought I told you not to wander away from camp without--
阿利斯特 Alistair!
快跑 Run!
不要 No.
等等 求你了 Wait. Please.
不要 No.
求你了 Please.
纽约州西塞尼卡
欧内斯特 你在楼下吗 Ernest, are you down there?
什么事 妈妈 What is it, Mother?
我们没有低卡冷冻食品了 We're out of Lean Cuisine.
我不再需要靠低卡冷冻食品维生了 妈妈 I no longer require Lean Cuisine for sustenance, Mother.
我现在通过 I maintain my physique
高热量的生酮饮食和精神力量维持身材 through a high-calorie ketogenic diet and mental focus.
我需要你去一趟超市 I need you to go to the market.
什么 What?
为什么 Why?
你怎么不去 Why can't you go?
我在看《我们的生活》 I'm watching This Is Us.
去它的《我们的生活》 Fuck This Is Us.
钥匙放在门边了 The keys are by the door.
别忘了再买些刮刮乐 And don't forget to pick up more scratchers.
妈妈 Mama!
我现在很忙 I'm very busy right now!
妈 Mom?
妈 Mom!
桃子罐头在五号过道 老头 Canned peaches are on aisle five, old-timer.
痔疮膏
那是给我妈妈买的 That's for my mom.
这是给我自己的 That's for me.
痔疮膏
我们很清楚你对痔疮膏的偏好 We know all about your hemorrhoid cream preferences,
欧内斯特·富兰克林 Ernest Franklin.
你他妈是谁 Who the fuck are you?
我们是他妈的美国政府 常态保护局 Try The United States fucking Government. Bureau of Normalcy.
我了解你们的工作 I'm familiar with your work.
不 你不了解 No, you're not.
对 确实不了解 No, I'm not.
通常 常态局在暗处运作 Normally, the Bureau operates in the shadows,
完全自治 entirely self-regulated.
但是绝望的时期需要...你这样的人 But desperate times call for... people like you.
我这样的人 People like me?
我们最顶尖的探员之一 达伦·琼斯 One of our top agents, Darren Jones,
执行任务后没有回来报告 failed to report in from assignment.
我们认为他遇到了一位名叫 We believe that he had an encounter with the associates
奈尔斯·考尔德的先生的同伙 of a gentleman by the name of Niles Caulder.
我们认为你这样有才能的人 We believe that a man of your... talents
能找到奈尔斯·考尔德并把他带来问话 can locate Niles Caulder and bring him in for questioning.
你觉得你能应付得了吗 Do you think you can handle that?
做好准备 胡子猎手 Prepare yourself, Beard Hunter.
机密
你被激活了 You've been activated.
妈 Mom?
我的手里剑哪去了 Where are my shuriken?
去洗碗机里找 Check the dishwasher.
我跟你说了它们只能手洗 I told you, they're hand-wash only!
猛男纸巾
妈 我需要你帮忙 Mom! I need your help, please!
怎么了 What happened?
你又卡在你那戏服里了吗 You stuck in your costume again?
这不是戏服 It's not a costume!
操 Fuck!
奈尔斯·考尔德 老子来了 Niles Caulder, I'm coming for you.
谁在那里 Who's there?
我是反常局探员 I am an Agent of the Oddities.
我不惧怕死亡 I am not afraid of death.
寻找 你看见这个首席了吗
好 Yes.
她的身体一点问题也没有 There's absolutely nothing wrong with her.
她的脑部活动很激烈 但什么反应都没有 Her brain activity's off the charts, and yet, nothing.
简就在里边 Jane's in there somewhere.
那我们怎么把她拉出来 So how do we pull her out?
我不知道 我有点希望我们能够 I don't know. Part of me wishes that we could just...
直接缩小后像神奇校车一样 shrink ourselves Magic School Bus style,
进入她的脑子 and get inside her head.
怎么了 What?
我只是在惊叹 你终于接受了这些诡异 I'm just marveling at your embrace of the weird
和完全不可能的情况 and utterly impossible.
干什么 What?
克里夫 Cliff?
-克里夫 -可以了 丽塔 - Cliff! - We get it, Rita.
你确定 Do you?
现在三个人失去意识了 Three people are unconscious now,
而你还觉得 一切都好 and you're just, what, all good?
现在究竟要怎么办 What exactly is the plan here?
我完全不知道 I have no idea.
但不管这是什么情况 看来起效了 But whatever it is, looks like it's working.
是吗 Oh, really?
请原谅我怀有质疑 Forgive me for having doubts,
但我们究竟有多了解 but what do we really know about this...
这东西 thing?
你是个什么 What exactly are you?
我明白为什么拉瑞那么喜欢你了 Well, I can see why Larry is so fond of you.
首席还在的话就不会出这种事 This never would've happened if the Chief were still here.
你说得对 他消失了 You're right. He's gone.
但我们站在这里等他们三个回来 But us standing around waiting for these three
并不会改变这个事实 is not gonna change that.
我们应该继续工作 Let's get back to work.
你好 Hello.
我是奈尔斯·伊夫林·考尔德博士 I'm Dr. Niles Evelyn Caulder. I'm...
我是反常调查局的研究探险家 I'm a research explorer from the Bureau of Oddities.
求你了 我和搭档分开了 我... Please, I'm separated from my partner. I...
你知道我受伤了 我对你不是威胁 You know I'm wounded. I'm not a threat to you.
求你了 那边的那些人 Please, those men up there,
我和他们不一样 I'm not like them.
他们是猎人 Those men are hunters.
我不是猎人 I'm not a hunter.
我是朋友 I'm a friend.
我很冷 I'm very cold.
求你了 我能不能... Please, could I...
我能不能靠得离火近一点 Could I move a bit closer to the fire?
不管你想对我怎样 我活不下去的 I'm not gonna survive this, whatever your plans are.
我只是想要... I just wanna get...
暖和一点 a little bit warm.
求你了 不要 Please, stop.
对不起 I'm sorry.
所以丹尼是会说话的街道 So Danny is a talking street?
-是的 -那里所有人都是同性恋 - Yeah. - Where everyone is gay?
不是 我不知道 那里有各种各样的人 No. I don't know. It's a place for all kinds of people.
而且它还四处旅行 And it travels?
不是"它" 是"他们" Not "it," "they."
丹尼属于酷儿性别 Danny's gender queer.
而且是的 他们会跳跃 And they jump, yeah.
然后"他们"给了你这本漫画书吗 And "they" Gave you a comic book?
当你从叫丹尼的会说话的街道那里 Look, when you get a comic book
获得了一本漫画书 from a talking street named Danny,
它就不是单纯的漫画书 it isn't just a comic book.
里边肯定有什么线索 It has to have some kind of clue.
给我看看 Well, give it here.
任何能帮助我们找到首席的线索 Look, anything that gets us closer to finding the Chief,
不管有多诡异多难懂多危险 no matter how absurd or obtuse or dangerous,
我们都要加以利用 we have to use it to our advantage.
说话的街道 漫画书 Talking streets, comic books.
我一直以为首席生活里最怪异的就是我们 I always thought the weirdest thing in Chief's life was us.
真奇怪 那个大块头不见了 That's odd. The hunk is missing.
什么 What?
卡通大块头 这个广告里的肌肉男 Cartoon hunk. The hunky muscle man in this advertisement.
小时候这个广告我肯定看过上百次 I must've seen this add 100 times as a girl.
这里本该有个人 There's supposed to be a man there,
但现在空了 就像是他走出了漫画 but it's empty. It's like he just walked out of the comic book.
此处为神力肌肉男弗莱克斯·曼塔罗 可以通过屈伸肌肉扭曲现实
太棒了 Oh, yeah.
好 稳住 Okay, easy.
就这样 稳住 Here we go. Easy.
好 Okay.
放聪明点 欧内斯特 Be smart now, Ernest.
一点点就能有大用处 A little bit goes a long way.
奈尔斯·考尔德的日志 From the Journal of Niles Caulder.
我已经任凭这个原始生物支配了我好几个星期 I've spent weeks at the mercy of this primitive creature.
终于我的体力开始恢复了 Finally, my strength has started to return.
这个样本的存在 This specimen seemingly exists
似乎与现代世界完全相反 in complete opposition to the modern world,
完全脱离了人类 entirely removed from mankind.
她会成为反常局的珍贵收藏 She would be the crown jewel of the Bureau's collection.
别惊慌 Oh, don't be alarmed.
我的腿好多了 My... My leg is feeling better.
感觉很好 谢谢你 It's feeling good, thank you.
我很快就能离开了 I'll be able to leave soon.
我必须得回家 I'll have to go home.
家 Home...
我必须得走 I'll have to go.
家 Home!
你可以跟我一起走 You could come with me.
我的人见到你会很高兴的 My people would love to see you.
他们会好好照顾你的 They'd take great care of you.
我永远也不能离开 对吗 I'm never gonna leave here, am I?
你不是救我 你绑架了我 You didn't save me. You kidnapped me.
我只是你的宠物 I'm just your pet.
我就是你的玩物 I'm a play thing to you.
你就是这样看待我的 对吗 That's what you think of me, isn't it?
你怎么敢 How dare you!
我不是用来玩赏的猴子 I'm not a pet monkey!
我不是动物 I'm not an animal!
你才是动物 You're the animal!
我们不是动物 We are not animals!
我不是动物 I'm not an animal.
别过来 Stay back.
别靠近我 Don't you come near me.
你强迫我留在这里 You've kept me here against my will.
你绑着我的双手 You've bound my hands.
我不能 也绝对不会... I can't! I will not...
他们不是动物 不能让他们就这样腐烂 These are not animals left to rot.
他们是人 They are men.
应该妥善埋葬他们 They deserve a proper burial.
那才是正确的... It's the right...
是基督徒应该做的事 It's the Christian thing to do.
天啊 My God.
这是什么地方 What is this place?
天啊 太不可思议了 Oh God, this is remarkable.
这个奇怪的生物似乎比我最初想象的 There appears to be even more to this strange creature
还要复杂 than I'd originally assumed.
我一直怀疑绑架我的是原始人 I'd always suspected that my captor was primitive,
但我从来没想过那到底是什么意思 but I never considered what that truly meant.
这个古代文化 This ancient culture,
据我估计有几万年的历史 tens of thousands of years old by my estimation,
曾经是个自豪的部落 was once a proud tribe.
但是人们一个接一个地消失了 But one by one, they faded away.
除了... Except...
除非我的双眼蒙蔽了我 Unless my eyes deceived me,
否则绑架我的人已经在这个部落存在了好几代 my captor had existed within this tribe for generations.
每一个纪元都在 Every era.
问题是怎么做到的 The question was, how?
长生不死 Eternal life.
以前我从未考虑过这种可能 Something I never before considered possible.
这让我难以理解 Something I struggled to comprehend.
我满脑子都是问题 My mind raced with questions,
但我说不出话来 but I could not find my voice.
我只能做个见证人 I could only bear witness,
看着她 and behold her.
奥耶华 Oyewah.
我终于开始明白 Finally, I began to understand
我发现的这个生物的本质了 the nature of the creature I had found.
然后一瞬间 And then, in a single moment...
奥耶华 Oyewah.
我发现我根本什么都不明白 I realized that I understood absolutely nothing at all.
真的是你 It's really you!
钢骨 Cyborg!
对对 大名鼎鼎的钢骨 无与伦比 Yes, yes, the famous Cyborg. Incredible.
你是哪位 And you are?
我在找奈尔斯·考尔德 Looking for one Niles Caulder.
他失踪了 Missing.
你怎么知道奈尔斯·考尔德的 How do you know Niles Caulder?
奈尔斯·考尔德的事我全都知道 Oh, I know all about Niles Caulder.
我知道常态保护局正在找他 I know how the Bureau of Normalcy is looking for him.
我知道他的那帮怪胎 I know about his band of freaks,
赛车手 精分女 the race car driver, the basket case,
试飞员 好莱坞女演员 the test pilot, the Hollywood actress...
我知道的还多着呢 And so much more.
抱歉 你是谁来着 I'm sorry. Who are you, again?
我有很多名字 Well, I'm known by many names.
在西班牙 他们称我为胡子狩猎者 In Spain, they call me El Cazador de Barba.
在我的心理档案上 他们称我为恋胡癖 My psyche profile, they call me a pogonophile.
但最常用的 那些敢于说出我的名字的人 But most commonly, those who dare speak my name
称我为胡子猎手 call me the Beard Hunter.
好吧 胡子猎手 Okay. The Beard Hunter.
所以常态保护局雇了 So the Bureau of Normalcy hired...
胡子猎手 the Beard Hunter.
我们还需要知道什么 Okay, what else do we need to know?
如果你是胡子猎手 为什么你没有胡子 If you're the Beard Hunter, why don't you have a beard?
荷尔蒙失调了 Hormone disorder.
你是怎么认识奈尔斯·考尔德的 Man, how do you know Niles Caulder?
我消耗了奈尔斯的精华 I consumed Niles' essence.
他脸毛的碎片 Fragments of his facial hair.
还是新鲜的呢 Still fresh.
停 等一下 Wait. Hold up.
消耗了他的精华 "Consumed his essence"?
你不会 You didn't...
在厕所里 In the bathroom,
你吃了奈尔斯下水管里的污秽吗 did you eat Niles' drain scum?
为什么 Why?
湿透的头发和首席有什么关系 What's a soggy piece of hair got to do with the Chief?
头发和首席有什么关系 What's hair got to do with the Chief?
你需要帮助了 You better back your ass up.
我相信你非常想要找到首席 I'm sure you care very much about finding the Chief.
我们都想 We all do.
但不管你有什么毛病 But I'm not sure he can help you
我不确定他能帮到你 with whatever is wrong with you.
帮我 Help me?
你们根本就不了解他 You really don't know him at all, do you?
你们以为找到奈尔斯就能把你们从悲惨的人生中解放出来 You think finding Niles will rescue you from your pathetic lives,
但奈尔斯·考尔德不是他让你们以为的那个人 but Niles Caulder is not the man he's led you to believe.
奈尔斯·考尔德不是你们的救世主 Niles Caulder is not your savior.
他是个伪神 He's a false god.
找到他也无济于事 Finding him will change nothing.
你们除了残废的橄榄球星和失败的女演员之外 You'll still be nothing more than a broken football star
什么都不是 and a washed-up actress.
那告诉我为什么我们要听 Then just tell me why we should be listening
我们刚发现昏倒在厕所里的 to this crazy-ass lunatic
神经病所说的话 we just found passed out in the bathroom?
以为我知道奈尔斯·考尔德的真相 'Cause I know the truth about Niles Caulder,
而且我知道怎么找到他 and I know how to find him.
他的胡子穿过时间和空间向我呼唤 His beard calls out to me from across time and space.
我能听到它的呼唤 I can hear its siren song.
这就是我的超能力 That's my superpower.
我独特的魅力 My je ne sais quoi.
不管一个人的胡子在哪 到过哪 I can trace a man's beard anywhere it is,
我都能够追踪到 anywhere it has been.
好吧 Okay.
好吧 我受够了 Okay, I'm done.
永远不要低估胡子的力量 Never underestimate the power of the beard.
奈尔斯·考尔德的日志 日期不详 From the journal of Niles Caulder, date unknown.
葬礼之后 我选择去 After the funeral, I choose to
保护和研究她自然生态中的生物 remain and study the creature in her natural habitat.
她掌控着拥有无限潜力的通灵力量 She wields a psychic power with incredible potential.
她还能解锁什么其他奇迹 What other wonders could she possible unlock?
永生 Immortality.
通往未知的桥梁 A bridge to the unknown.
她是无上的发现 She is the ultimate discovery.
她代表了反常调查局所代表的一切 She represents all the Bureau of Oddities stands for.
-霍克拉卡 -霍克 - Horkon. - Horkon?
-这倒新鲜 -霍克拉卡 - That's a new one. - Horkon laka.
-霍克 -霍克 - Horkon? - Horkon.
那天之后 After that day,
我觉得自己生了重病 I fell deathly ill.
退后 Stay back.
我不太舒服 I'm not well.
如果不是为了对方 Were if not for each other,
我们都会消逝 we would have perished.
奥耶华 Oyewah.
你很棒 You are remarkable.
那位先生很明显是个疯子 All right, that gentleman is clearly a nut muffin,
但我认为我们应该利用他 but I think we should try to use him.
如果他知道首席在哪 那就能帮到我们 If he knows where the Chief is, that can help us.
也许我们可以和他联袂出演 Maybe we can co-star with him.
你是说组队 You mean "Team-up"?
是的 Yes, that.
如果这能帮我们找到首席 我们就得跟下去 If it helps us find the Chief, we have to follow it.
这是你说的不是吗 不管怎样 That's what you said, right? No matter what.
好吧 你说得对 All right, you're right, um...
好 计划是这样的 Okay, here's the plan.
-我们放了他 -什么 - We just let him go. - What?
我感觉这个胡子猎手 Something tells me this Beard Hunter guy
不适合团队合作 isn't much of a team player.
但是我们可以用这个跟踪他 But we can track him, using this.
真是令人印象深刻的小玩意 维克多 Impressive doohickey, Victor.
但我们怎么跟踪他呢 But how are we supposed to track him?
他还没告诉你呢 是吗 He hasn't told you yet, has he?
他有什么问题 What's wrong with him?
他一直在骗你们 是不是 维克多 He's been lying to all of you! Haven't you, Victor?
好了 胡子猎手 你的声音大概有90这么高 Okay, Beard Hunter, you're, like, a nine.
我需要你把音量调小到40差不多 I'm gonna need you to take it down to, like, a four.
太迟了 钢骨 我吃了一份你的精华 It's too late, Cyborg. I consumed a sample of your essence.
我在你脑子里了 I'm inside your head now.
脸毛将我与宇宙的秘密相连 Facial hair connects me to the secrets of the universe.
这是无上的味觉享受 It's the ultimate flavor savor.
所有的记忆 秘密 三明治 All the memories, secrets, sandwiches...
一个人的胡子见证了一切 A man's beard witnesses all things.
而只有我才能解码这语言 And only I can decode the language.
你六岁之前还尿床 You wet the bed until you were six years old.
你十八岁时杀了自己的母亲 You killed your mother when you were 18.
你叫她"棉花糖" When you were little, you called her "Cotton Candy,"
她叫你 and she called you--
我全都知道 I know it all!
你脸上的毛将我直接和你的脑干相连 Your facial hair connects me directly to the brain stem.
行 Sure.
打他啊 Just hit him already!
钢骨 仔细想想 为什么奈尔斯·考尔德愿意 Tell me, Cyborg. Why would a man like Niles Caulder
收留她这样的废物 choose to live with a gallery of rejects like her?
他为什么想要你加入他们 And why would he want you to join them?
栅网 进行分析 Grid, diagnostic check.
我的手炮怎么了 What's up with my arm cannon?
检测到未知威胁 Unknown threat detected.
寄主受到威胁 Host has been compromised.
-什么 -好啊 - What? - Well, well, well...
看来你的脑子里还有别的东西 Looks like I'm not the only one inside your head.
启动系统控制 Initiating total system control.
什么意思 What is he talking about?
告诉过你了 钢骨 That's what you were told, right, Cyborg?
继续搜寻奈尔斯·考尔德会害死你们 The search for Niles Caulder would destroy you all.
-闭嘴 -你怎么了 维克多 - Shut up! - Victor, what are you doing?
栅网 Grid.
武器系统已启动 Weapons systems have been activated.
栅网 不要激活 Grid, deactivate cannon.
-炸了 -重复 - Here we go. - I repeat--
你有什么毛病 What on Earth is wrong with you?
我没有毛病 There's nothing wrong with me.
胡子猎手 Beard Hunter!
承认吧 Just admit it.
你永远都找不到首席 You'll never find the Chief.
你根本不想找到 You don't want to.
你们害怕继续搜索下去的结果 You're afraid of what you'll find if you keep looking.
你不知道自己在说什么 You have no idea what you're talking about.
我见识过你和奈尔斯的本来面目了 Actually, I've seen who you and Niles Caulder really are.
真相是 And the truth is...
你不会喜欢真相的 You're not gonna like the truth.
又来 Here he comes.
栅网 Grid.
住手 Stand down.
让我来 I got this.
宿主受到威胁 Host has been compromised.
必须启动系统控制 System control has been deemed necessary.
听听你脑子里的声音 钢骨 Listen to the little voice in your head, Cyborg.
你控制不了 You're not in control.
获取目标 Target acquired.
-使用致命武力 -住手 - Lethal force activated. - Grid, stop!
越过人工操作
获取目标
-倒计时五秒 -住手 -T-minus five... -Stop now!
-小心 -四 三 二 - Careful! ... -Four, three, two...
使用致命武力
住手 Stop!
你差点杀死他们 You could have killed them!
维克多 关掉它 Victor, shut it down!
做不到 I can't.
做不到 "I can't."
-维克多 -维克多 - Victor? -Victor?
语音指令 启动紧急关机 Voice Command. Activate emergency shutdown.
口令 埃莉诺 Code word, "Elinore."
快滚 Get out of here.
-让我走 -滚 - I'm sorry? - Go!
看着我 记住我的脸 Look at me. Look at my face.
记清楚了 I want you to always remember this.
欧内斯特·富兰克林 Ernest Franklin,
我打败了钢骨 the man who defeated Cyborg.
不知道谁会在电影里扮演我啊 I wonder, who will play me in the movie?
没事了 随他去吧 It's okay. Just let him go.
春拂大地 Spring has sprung,
万物复生 and life is returning.
我选择留在北方 I have chosen to remain here in the north.
这不再是科学探索之旅 This is no longer a journey of scientific discovery
而是探寻更深刻的东西 but an exploration of something deeper.
我内心中的东西 Something within myself.
只有狩猎 There is nothing but the hunt,
以及劫后余生的 nothing but the thrill
喜悦 and peril
和冒险 of survival.
解放了我 It's liberating.
几天变成几月 Days pass into months.
又变成年 Months pass into years.
我的过往逐渐消逝 My old life fades.
我的新生活 My new life feels
一成不变 eternal.
♪I'll home to me parents confess what I've done♪ ♪归家祈求父母♪
♪And ask them to pardon their prodigal son♪ ♪原谅我这浪子♪
♪And when they've caressed me as ofttimes before♪ ♪他们待我如当初♪
♪I never will play the wild rover no more♪ ♪我也再不会远游♪
♪And it's no, nay, never♪ ♪再也不会♪
♪No, nay, never no more♪ ♪永远不会♪
♪Will I play the wild rover♪ ♪远游♪
♪No never no more♪ ♪再不远游♪
你好 老朋友 Hello, old friend.
我不敢相信直到现在你还活着 I can't believe you're alive after all this time.
你知道我去了你的葬礼吗 Did you know that I went to your funeral?
奈尔斯 对不起 Niles, I'm sorry.
我不该把你留在这里 I shouldn't have left you up here.
该道歉的人是我 阿利斯特 If anyone should be asking forgiveness, Alistair, it's me.
那些伤痕 Those scars.
事实上 我应该谢谢你 In fact, I should be thanking you.
我终于找到了属于我的地方 I finally found where I belong.
你不会想要呆在这里吧 You can't possibly plan on staying out here.
反常局没有我照样运作 Ah, the Bureau will manage fine without me.
你离开很久了 奈尔斯 You've been gone a long time, Niles.
世界变了 The world's changed.
我们处于战争中 We're at war.
一场伟大的战争 A Great War.
史无前例的糟糕 Worst anyone's ever seen.
我不知道 I didn't know.
我们别无选择 We had no choice.
组织需要变革 Organization had to change.
使命需要演变 Mission had to evolve.
反常局已经溃败 常态局已被建立 Odd is out. Normal is in.
那是什么意思 What does that mean?
使命变了 The mission.
我们依旧寻找反常的事物 We still seek out that which is abnormal,
只是现在我们消灭他们 only now we exterminate.
你离开很久了 奈尔斯 You've been gone, Niles.
世界不再需要开拓者 The world no longer needs explorers.
世界总是需要开拓者 The world always needs explorers.
告诉我你是如何在外生存下来的 Tell me, how did you do it, survive out here?
我很幸运 I was fortunate.
我找到了两名失踪的猎人的尸体 I found the bodies of those two missing hunters.
他们有装备 工具 够我存活下来 They had equipment, gear, enough for me to survive.
我在外觅食 I foraged.
学会了打猎 And I learned to hunt.
冬天饥寒交迫 Winters were difficult.
我设法找到了住所 I managed to find shelter.
看来我小看你了 奈尔斯·考尔德 Well, I sure had the wrong impression of you, Niles Caulder.
你毛茸茸的小女友 Your hairy little girlfriend.
你奇迹般地活下来了 She didn't have anything to do
和她没有任何关系 是吗 with your miraculous survival, did she?
别否认 Don't deny it.
我见过她 I've seen her.
我一直在追踪她 I've been tracking her.
她很擅长隐藏踪迹 She's good.
还没找到她的巢穴 Haven't found her nest.
你何不带路呢 Why don't you show me?
刚刚发生了什么 What the hell happened back there?
只是小故障而已 Just a glitch.
维克多 Victor.
我的身体 Something's wrong...
出了问题 with me.
自从按了重启按钮 Ever since my reset button got pushed,
我的系统就出了问题 something's been wrong in my system.
情况越来越糟 And it's getting worse.
你寻求你父亲帮助了吗 Did you ask your father for help?
我不能相信我的父亲 I can't trust my dad.
如果我寻求他的帮助 他就会 If I ask him for help, he would just
永远控制我的整个系统不放手 take control of my whole system and never let go.
他和奈尔斯不一样 He's not like Niles.
他是 He's, um...
我需要自己解决这个系统问题 I gotta handle this whole thing on my own.
那你接下来打算怎么做 What are you going to do about it, then?
我们不能每隔一天就毁庄园一次 We can't keep blowing up the mansion every other day.
我可以修好它 I can fix it.
我保证 I promise.
暂时别告诉别人 But don't tell anyone yet.
队里其他人不能知道这件事 They rest of the team can't know.
他们会担心我会变成 They'll worry I'm turning into that...
简画像里的精神病 psychopath in Jane's painting.
我们其余的人在此期间应该做什么呢 What are the rest of us supposed to do in the meantime?
我们需要你 We need you.
我们需要的是首席 We need the Chief.
尽管听上去很可笑 As ridiculous as it sounds,
但我们找到他的最好方法 our best chance of finding him just
刚才用胡子魔法折腾我一遭 kicked my ass with some beard magic.
谢天谢地 我在他逃走前 Thank goodness I was able to stick him
给他黏上了你的 with that tracking doohickey thing
跟踪装置 of yours before he got away.
你没开玩笑吧 You're kidding.
丽塔·法尔 你太棒了 Rita Farr, you're amazing!
赶快修好你自己 Fix yourself up quick.
等你重新正常 Once you're back online,
我们一起追踪胡子猎手 we'll track down the Beard Hunter together.
谢谢你 Thank you.
欢迎回来 简 Welcome back, Jane.
给她些空间 Give her some room.
这里发生了什么 What the hell happened here?
说来话长 Long story.
那里发生了什么 What happened in there?
这不是我该说的 It's not my story to tell.
我理解 I get it.
幸运的是 Fortunate.
我和你这些年来一起追踪的那个怪物 That monster you and I were after all these years
结果只不过是个毛茸茸的小巨魔 turned out to be nothing more than a hairy little troll.
经过上次之后 After last time,
我和六个人一起向北旅行以寻求保护 I traveled north with half a dozen men for protection.
现在看来真是傻 Seems silly now.
你是怎么找到她的 How did you find her?
是她找到了我 She found me.
常态局会为此给我奖励 Bureau will give me an award for this one.
给我们两个 Both of us.
你听到了吗 Did you hear that?
听到什么 Hear what?
我相信那个词是... I believe the word is...
霍克 "Horkon."
我不是你记得的那个人了 I'm not the man you remember.
救救我 Help me!
没人可以知道她的踪迹 No one can know about her.
她是我要保护的免受这个世界侵扰的秘密 She's my secret to protect from the world.
救命 Help!
奥耶华 Oyewah.
我的北极之旅险象环生 My journey to the North was fraught with peril.
代价惨重 It came at a great cost.
但我很高兴能向常态局的各位汇报 But I'm pleased to report to the gentlemen of the Bureau that,
尽管我的经历绝无仅有 whilst my experience was unique,
但没有反常的事可以汇报 there is nothing odd to report.
更别提什么怪物了 There is no monster to speak of.
许多年来我都是独自一人挣扎 I was alone for many years.
不过 我在那段时间有了新的发现 But, in that time, I did make a discovery.
我发现了我体内蕴藏的生存能力 I discovered the strength inside myself to survive
可以从智慧上 and to outwit
以及耐力上取胜 and outlast
不管这个世界给我们什么样真正的怪物 whatever true monsters this world has to offer.
谢谢 Thank you.
你知道吗 连我今天都发现了一些事 Well, what do you know? Even I discovered something today.
不知道你一直在偷听我的记忆 Didn't know you've been eavesdropping on my memories.
你没注意到吗 Haven't you noticed?
我正在一段接一段地编故事 I'm crafting a story piece by piece.
"搜寻首席" 这种... "The Search for the Chief." This...
你的令人意想不到的梦遗 unexpected wet dream of yours,
这是一个非常重要的章节 this is a very important chapter.
奈尔斯·考尔德永远改变的一天 The day Niles Caulder changed forever.
不知道你在说什么 Don't know what you're talking about.
是吗 Oh, don't you?
我们学到了什么 Well, what did we learn?
你杀了你朋友 You murdered your friend
抛下你的情人 这一切都为了什么 and left your dream girl behind, all for what?
真爱吗 True love?
更多秘密 More secrets.
要剥更多层皮才能吃到香蕉 就不诱人了 More layers to the banana, unappealing.
秘密是要付出代价的 Secrets have a cost.
看看它们让你付出了什么样的代价 Look at what they've cost you.
看看对你的研究让他们付出了什么代价 Look at what the search for you has cost them,
你那个廉价的人偶小队 your band of bargain-bin action figures.
他们比你想的更强大 They're stronger than you think.
我正盼着呢 不过你我都清楚 I'm counting on it. But you and I both know,
他们不可能成功到达终点线 there's no way they all make it to the finish line.
你一直是个愿意妥协的人 奈尔斯 You've always been a man comfortable with compromise, Niles.
我是说 毕竟 你爱上了一个加拿大人 I mean, after all, you fell in love with a Canadian.
我们玩个游戏吧 Let's play a game.
回答一个问题 Answer one question,
这篇就翻过去了 and all this goes away.
你就能回家了 You go home.
是的 你的宝贝家庭就能活下来了 Yes, your precious family will survive.
那里会有巧克力蛋糕 气球 There'll be chocolate cake, balloons.
只要回答一个问题 Just answer one question.
那个女孩在哪儿 Where is the girl?
我不懂你的意思 I don't know what you mean.
这才是这一切的目的 对吗 That's what all this has been about, hasn't it?
一直以来 All this time.
你愚蠢地追求长生不老 Your foolish quest to live forever.
这一切都是为了保证她的安全 All to keep her safe.
你错了 You're wrong.
你我打了这么多年交道 奈尔斯 You and I have been doing this dance for a long time, Niles.
我不知道方法 不知道原因 I don't know how, and I don't know why,
但是你用某种方法 but, somehow,
一直成功对我隐瞒了一个小秘密 you've managed to keep a hairy little secret away from me,
我想知道真相 and I want the truth.
她在哪儿 Where is she?
告诉我 Tell me!
-想想如果你不说他们会遭遇什么 -不 - Think about what will happen to them if you don't-- - No.
不 我不在乎你对他们做什么 No. I don't care what you do to them.
我永远不会给你击垮我的满足感 I will never give you the satisfaction of breaking me.
这才是我认识的那个奈尔斯·考尔德 Now, that's the Niles Caulder that I know.
妈妈 我是欧内斯特 Hey, Mama, it's Ernest.
我的任务取得了巨大成功 My mission was a huge success,
我猜我现在是个正牌的超级反派了 I guess I'm a legit supervillain now.
总之 已经在这里追踪 Anyway, been tracking
奈尔斯·考尔德胡子留下的踪迹好几天了 Niles Caulder's beard here for days,
不过我已经离得很近了 我能嗅到 but I'm getting closer. I can smell it.
好了 很快就会回家了 All right, be home soon.
小欧 抱歉没接到你的电话 Hi, Ernie. Sorry I missed your call.
真高兴听到胡子的事 So exciting about the beard-hair thing.
希望你交了很多朋友 Hope you're making lots of friends.
不管怎样 我都爱你 早日回家 Anyway, I love you. Come home soon.
还有 我要你把车开回来 Also, I need the car back.
终于 Finally.
你好啊 Oh, hello, there.
你是谁 Who are you?
你是来和我玩的吗 Have you come to play with me?
我喜欢你的演出服 I like your costume.