《末日巡逻队》前情提要 Previously on Doom Patrol...
-你是谁来着 -我是胡子猎手 - Who are you, again? - The Beard Hunter.
你脸上的毛发将我直接和你的脑干相连 Your facial hair connects me directly to the brain stem.
-你控制不了 -网格 住手 - You're not in control. - Grid, stop!
小心 Careful!
刚刚发生了什么 What the hell happened back there?
自从按了重启按钮 Ever since my reset button got pushed,
我的系统就出了问题 something's been wrong in my system.
队里其他人不能知道这件事 The rest of the team can't know.
他们会担心我会变成 They'll worry I'm turning into that
简画像里的精神病 psychopath in Jane's painting.
如果你想找回人生 为什么不给她打电话 If you want your life back, why don't you just call her?
-谁 -你女儿 - Who? - Your daughter.
他跟邦普在一起做什么 What the hell is she doing with Bump?
这里本该有个人 There's supposed to be a man there.
就像是他走出了漫画 It's like he just walked out of the comic book.
此处为神力肌肉男弗莱克斯·曼塔罗 可以通过屈伸肌肉扭曲现实
我们的关系中我没有话语权 拉瑞 I have no say in our relationship, Larry.
因为我不像你 我能失去的太多 Because I'm the one who actually has something to lose.
拉瑞 你在吗 伙计 Larry, you there, bud?
我是约翰 It's John.
-我就在这里 -走 - I'll be right here. - Go.
有人之前见过她这样吗 Has anybody seen her like this before?
那我们怎么把她拉出来 How do we pull her out?
末日巡逻队
第一季 第十一集
汽车旅馆 有空房
开门 Open up.
崔纳上尉 你在屋里吗 Captain Trainor, are you in there?
谁找我 Who wants to know?
宪兵 Military police.
把你的手放到我可以看到的地方 Keep your hands where I can see 'em.
你个混蛋 You asshole!
骗到你了 Had you going there.
你怎么找到我的 How'd you find me?
很简单 Easy.
偏僻的汽车旅店 A motel in the middle of nowhere.
荒无人烟 Not a soul in sight.
你想跟我说说这是怎么回事吗 Now, you want to tell me what the hell this is?
我们在哪里 Where we are?
-我们真的在乎吗 -当然不在乎 - Do we care? - Hell, no.
闻一闻 闻起来像天堂 Smell this. It smells like heaven.
确实不错 Smells good.
敬我们 To us.
还敬这莫名其妙的状况 And whatever the hell this is.
还敬这莫名其妙的状况 And to whatever the hell this is.
好吧 那辆卡车还算合理 Okay, so, the truck, that made sense.
那是我们的老地方 That was our place.
但这里 我们从没来过 所以这不是回忆 But this, we've never been here before, so it's not a memory.
或许是精神错乱了 Fever dream, maybe?
我死了 对不对 I'm dead, aren't I?
你死了 你在说什么 Are you dead? What are you talking about?
远非如此 Far from it.
以前我去海边的时候 经常开车经过这里 I used to drive by this place when I was going up the coast,
我告诉自己 and I told myself,
"总有一天 我要和约翰·鲍尔斯一起来" "Someday, I'm going to go there with John Bowers."
看来今天就是那一天 I guess today is someday.
所以这就是你的愿望 So this is how you wanted it.
你现在幸福吗 Are you happy now?
太完美了 It's perfect.
那就开吃吧 Let's get to it, then.
小心点 别噎着 Careful. Don't choke on it.
瞧瞧你 婆婆妈妈 这么关心干什么 Look at you, mother-hen. Why do you care so much?
因为我爱你 Because I love you.
你知道 我一直都想 You know, I always wanted to--
这里发生了什么 What the hell happened here?
说来话长 Long story.
里面发生了什么 What happened in there?
这不该由我来说 Not my story to tell.
-我明白 -好在她回来了 - I get it. - The good thing is, she's back.
而且我觉得她好一点了 And... I think she's better.
你没事吧 拉瑞 Are you okay, Larry?
没事 Yeah.
送我回去 伙计 Take me back, pal.
求你了 Please.
求你送我回去 Please, take me back.
抗议者们聚集在史蒂夫·拉森 Protesters have gathered outside the armed robbery trial
又称动物蔬菜矿石人的武装抢劫庭审外 of Steve Larson, also known as Animal Vegetable Mineral Man,
就在昨天 who, just yesterday, took
他上堂作证 说他 the stand and said that he would rather, quote,
"宁肯挨枪子" 也不会 "Take a bullet" than testify against
指证据称是他的共犯的 他的恐龙头 his alleged partner in crime, his dinosaur head.
另一则更奇异的新闻 In other bizarro news,
佛罗里达州的邦普·韦瑟 Florida man Bump Weathers
本周末被一条巨型鳄鱼袭击 was massacred by a giant alligator this weekend
不幸意外身亡 and died in a tragic accident.
韦瑟曾是80年代赛车巨星克里夫·斯蒂勒的 Weathers was a long time pit crew boss to '80s car racing
长期后勤维修老板 phenom Cliff Steele.
当地人说韦瑟的酒吧 刺头邦普 Locals say that Weathers' bar, Salty Bump's,
是柏木村的社交中心 大家会很想念他 is the hub of Cypressville, and he shall be missed.
邦普身后留下一女 克拉拉 Bump is survived by his daughter, Clara.
-你在制造不和谐 -你是主人格 - You're creating disharmony. - You're the primary.
听着 你要待在上面 Listen. You're the one on top.
-地下的平衡 -不平衡的状态持续越久 - An equilibrium. - The more things remain out of balance...
-这里有规矩 -我们就越脆弱 - There are rules. - the more all of us are vulnerable.
我曾经歇影去格伦代尔的罗克黑文疗养院住过 I once took a respite at Rockhaven Sanitarium in Glendale.
食物难以下咽 不过玛丽莲·梦露的母亲 The food was horrendous. But Marilyn Monroe's mother
-是我的室友 -你想说什么 - was my roommate. - Your point?
让头脑休息很重要 It's essential to rest the mind.
你觉得我之前是在干那个吗 Is that what you think I was doing?
-让头脑休息 -重点是 - Resting my mind? - The point is,
现在你醒过来了 我觉得你欠我一个道歉 now that you're up and about, I feel that you owe me an apology.
自从我为贝蒂·戴维斯当过替角后 Not since I understudied Bette Davis,
就再也没有被人这样彻头彻尾地操控 have I been so monomaniacally manipulated,
思想控制 情感虐待 mind-controlled, and emotionally abused.
凯伦 Karen!
对了 Oh, yeah.
是 凯伦是有点疯狂 Yeah, Karen's cray-cray.
对 Yup.
这就完了 That's it?
这就是你的道歉吗 That's your apology?
你看我像是活在90年代情景剧里吗 丽塔 Do I look like I'm living in a late '90s rom-com, Rita?
为什么 因为我他妈不是凯伦 Why? Because I'm not fucking Karen!
如果你遇见她 If you happen to see her--
好 只是 不行 Sure. Mmm-hmm, except, no,
因为我现在的目标 because what I'm trying to do now
是集中注意力寻找首席 is stay out of my head and find the Chief,
所以我才组织了小组会议 which is why I called a team meeting!
听到了吗 Hello!
简组织的这个会议吗 Jane called this meeting?
是的 简组织的会议 Yes. Jane call meeting.
好了 维克和拉瑞呢 All right, where's Vic and Larry?
太给面子了 各位 Thanks a lot, guys!
进去了 We're in.
网格: 维克多 是你吗
网格 我在这 Hey, Grid, I'm here.
网格: 我没有收到声音与视觉信号
检测到故障
多半是因为我把 Probably because I removed
你的操作系统从我身体里移除了 大家伙 your operating system from my body, big guy.
可能是因为你还在重启吧 Maybe it's because you're still rebooting.
网格: 可能吧
你感觉如何 维克多
自从我们按下求救按钮 我胳膊再生后 Ever since we hit SOS and my arm regenerated,
我从没感觉这么好过 I've never felt so good.
网格: 很好 治疗将会继续进行
大笑 Lol.
这是胡子猎手来的时候 Is that why my sonic cannon
我的声波炮失控的原因吗 got all jacked up with the Beard Hunter?
网格: 是的 维克多
强大的感觉很有趣吧
我变强了多少 How much stronger am I?
网格: 一周前你是41%机械
今天你是63%机械
但是我没看到有额外的机械生长 But I don't see any more cybernetic growth.
网格 请确认 Grid, please confirm.
网格: 相信我 维克多
你体内正在发生的事非常特别
什么 What?
简单来说 非常难受 In summary, it was very unpleasant.
亲爱的首席 抱歉我们一直没找到你 Dear Chief, sorry we never found you.
我们没有借口 除了我们完全是废物 We have no excuse, other than we're utterly incompetent.
看啊 我们找到个线索 look. We got a clue.
是一个能传送 酷儿性别的街道给的 From a teleporting, gender-queer street.
根据丽塔的描述 我们现在要找的是 And based on Rita's description, we are now looking for,
引用原话"一个大块头 人称沙滩英雄" and I quote, "A hunky fellow, known as 'Hero of the Beach.'"
署名 完全没用的末日巡逻队 Signed, the fucking totally useless Doom Patrol.
-我们不是末日巡逻队 -绝不是 - We're not the Doom Patrol. - God, no.
我们会是的 如果我们不振作起来的话 We will be, if we don't get our shit together.
沙滩英雄就是弗莱克斯·曼塔罗 The Hero of the Beach is Flex Mentallo.
没错 你怎么知道的 That's right. How did you know that?
看这个麦片盒 Look at the cereal box.
曼塔罗片 Mentall-Os!
你们知道吗 Oh, you know what?
你们知道我们现在需要什么吗 You know what we need right now?
是一个人 Is a man
吃下首席的胡子来追踪他的存在 to eat the Chief's beard hair and track his essence.
不过等下 Oh, but wait.
末日庄园之前来了一位胡子猎手 We had an actual Beard Hunter here in Doom Manor.
一条吃毛发的猎犬 A hair-gobbling bloodhound
可以带我们直接找到首席 但没戏了 that could have led us straight to the Chief, but no.
还有你是怎么回事 And what's up with you?
邦普死了 Bump's dead.
邦普 那个上了你老婆的家伙吗 Bump? The guy who screwed your wife?
-你应该高兴啊 -我高兴 又不高兴 - You should be happy. - I am. I'm not.
我得去找克拉拉 I need to see Clara.
所以你是要丢下我们 So you're gonna bail on us
然后去参加某个小三的葬礼 and go to some homewrecker's funeral?
她是我的女儿 She's my daughter.
克里夫 这太悲剧了 你应该去 Cliff, this is awful. You should be there.
飞掠 带我们去刺头邦普 Flit, take me to Salty Bump's.
别和飞掠对话 Don't talk to Flit.
飞掠 克拉拉在邦普的酒吧 Flit, Clara's at Bump's bar
-在柏木村 -我们不是你的传送门 - in Cypressville-- - We are not your shuttle!
因为没人站出来 Because nobody jumped in to
在你需要的时候去救你 对吗简 save you when you were in need, right, Jane?
没人 Nobody.
我是认真的 没人救过我 And I mean nobody saved me.
-我说咱们都冷静下 -不不不 - I vote we take this down a notch. - No, no, no.
再见 邦普 全天免费啤酒
我们到了 Here we go!
-我们在哪儿 -阳光州 - Where are we? - The Sunshine State.
-佛罗里达州吗 -好好享受 - Florida? - Enjoy!
深呼吸 Deep breaths.
怎么了 你想来的 What's wrong? You wanted to come.
那个以为我 My daughter who thinks
30年前就死了的女儿就在那个酒吧里 I died 30 years ago is inside that bar.
她现在需要一个可以依靠的人 She needs someone to lean on right now.
她需要一个英雄 She needs a hero! Oh!
老弟 头晕 Boy! Dizzy.
只是紧张罢了 It's just nerves.
所有称职的演员都会遇到这种情况 Every performer worth their salt gets them.
这代表你在乎 It means you care.
现在 挺起身 Now, stand up straight.
跟我重复 Repeat after me.
红的皮 黄的皮 Red leather, yellow leather.
"红的皮 黄的" 什么 干什么 "Red leather, yellow--" What? Why?
吹你的嘴唇 就像马一样 Blow your lips, like a horse.
-没嘴唇 我紧张的原因之一 -好吧 - No lips. Part of why I'm nervous. - Right.
那深深地吸一口舒缓的空气 How about take a deep, cleansing breath
让空气穿过你的隔膜 all the way up through your diaphragm.
不用了 Uh, I'm good.
太好了 我们很适合这里 Oh, goody, we fit right in.
金属乐队 Metallica!
你们是邦普的朋友吗 Y'all friends of Bump's?
谁不是呢 Who wasn't?
真是个善良的人 不幸的悲剧 What a lovely man. Tragic loss.
看来你们很欣赏邦普的作品 I see you're admiring Bump's handiwork.
几年前 他替我朋友 He made this Halloween costume
打造了这身万圣节戏服 for my friend years ago.
不是吧 No shit.
-你介意吗 -什么 介意什么 - Do you mind? - What? Mind, what?
丽塔 Rita.
你说他用的是氦弧焊还是惰性气体保护焊呢 Reckon he used a Heliarc or a MIG?
-惰性气体保护焊 -丽塔 - It's a MIG. - Rita.
-这是碳钢 混蛋 -丽塔 - That's carbon steel, you jackass. - Rita.
真见鬼 I'll be damned.
-丽塔 -各位 失陪一下 - Rita. - Oh! Would you boys excuse us?
太令人惊艳了 Well, butter my backside and call me Biscuit.
想喝点什么 美女 What can I get for you, pretty lady?
金汤力 Gin and tonic.
这里蚊子太多我需要预防 I want to fend off the mosquitoes while I'm here.
汤力水的起源是口服抗疟疾药水
好主意 你朋友要喝点什么吗 Good idea. Something for your friend?
不用了 他在戒酒 Oh, no, he's on the wagon.
可怜人 谢林 Poor thing. Sharaine!
这位女士喝金汤力 G&T for the lady,
我再来一扎啤酒 and I'll take another pitcher of beer.
好的 亲爱的 You got it, honey.
我看你不是本地人 Survey says you are not from around here.
太漂亮了 Too classy.
我叫大D Name's Big D.
我叫格特鲁德·克兰普 Gertrude Cramp.
不过大多数人叫我格蒂 Ah, but most people call me Gertie.
格蒂 你和这个茶壶是一对吗 So, Gertie. You and tea kettle there an item?
当然不是 他只是我们家的老朋友 Heavens, no. He's just an old friend of the family.
既然这样 也许 Well, in that case, maybe
你愿意和我一起吃一篮炸鸡 you'd like to split a basket of chicken with me?
我很乐意 大D I'd be delighted, Big D.
谢林 Sharaine.
来一篮炸鸡 A basket of chicken.
好的 大D You got it, Big D.
天啊 God.
不不不不 No. No, no, no.
不不 No! No.
我刚发现弗莱克斯·曼塔罗有个妻子 I just found out that Flex Mentallo has a wife
她叫德洛丽丝 named Dolores.
虽然人老珠黄 但是还活着 She's old as fuck, but she's still alive.
好极了 简 That's great, Jane.
我们一小时后要去见她 We're meeting her in an hour.
喂 Hello!
喂什么 Hello, what?
去见她就是了 你不需要我的同意 Look, just go meet her. You don't need my permission.
维克混蛋 就是你这个天才让会说话的街道 Listen, Vic-wad, you're the genius who got a talking street
告诉我们弗莱克斯就是找到首席的关键 to tell us that Flex is the key to finding the Chief.
弗莱克斯失踪了 Flex is MIA and...
他的妻子德洛丽丝是我们唯一的线索 所以 Well, his wife, Dolores, is all we got, so...
我需要你帮忙 维克 I need your help, Vic.
好吧 Okay.
等我一下 Just give me a minute.
这么说你认识邦普 So you knew Bump?
我们以前是邻居 We was neighbors.
我肯定和他说了上千次 And I must have told him 1,000 times,
如果他去找弗朗希丝 我会和他一起去 if he's going looking for Frances, I will go with him.
但他打过电话来吗 完全没有 But did he call? Hell, no.
弗朗希丝是她的女朋友吗 Was Frances his girlfriend?
不是 弗朗希丝是那条把他生吞下肚的鳄鱼 No. Frances is the name of the gator what ended up eating his sorry ass.
她可是个传奇 She's a legend.
很多人认为她把炸弹客吞了 A lot of folks figure she ate the Unabomber.
大学炸弹客泰德·卡辛斯基 1978到1995年炸弹犯罪致3死23伤
-现在再加上邦普 -对 - And now, Bump. - Yeah.
可怜的老邦普 Poor old Bump.
他最后被该死的奥克弗诺基沼泽怪兽 He ended up in the belly of that godforsaken beast
美国佐治亚州东南部大灌木林沼泽
给吞进肚子里了 somewhere's out there in the Okefenokee Swamp.
我一点也不觉得惊讶 That don't surprise me none either.
大多数鳄鱼猎人都懂 一看到弗朗希丝来 Most gator hunters know, they see Frances coming,
他们就仓皇逃散 they gonna skedaddle.
但老邦普不是 But not old Bump.
他不顾危险直冲过去 He just rushed right into danger.
直接冲进了我老婆胯下 And straight into my wife's crotch.
说...说什么 Say... Say what, now?
只是说笑 邦普超棒的 Just kidding. Bump was awesome.
话说回来 邦普为什么要抓弗朗希丝 Why'd Bump want to catch Frances anyway?
你们也知道邦普的 Well, you know Bump.
他想一出是一出 从来不深思熟虑 I mean, he's... Get a wild hair, and not think things through
最后就会做出傻事 and end up doing something stupid.
比如说乱搞别人的老婆 Yeah. Like screwing someone else's wife!
我又在说笑了 I'm just kidding. Again.
谢谢 克拉拉 Thank you, Clara.
求你了 我想回到那个梦里 Please, I want to go back to that dream.
我不会再求你任何事 I'll never ask again.
也许你累了 我明白 Maybe you're tired. I get it. Okay?
但如果你不让我跟他把话说完 But why'd you take me all the way there
一开始为什么要送我去呢 if you weren't going to let me play the whole thing out?
我要见他 兄弟 求你了 I need to see him, pal. Please.
借过 Excuse me.
你要去哪里 Hey, hey, hey, where you heading?
别走 聊聊吧 Stay and talk.
不了 谢谢 我在找人 No, thanks. I'm looking for somebody.
首先 你小看了 First of all, you're underestimating
意识流写作 writing stream of consciousness.
我想说的是 任何人都能喝醉 Okay, look, all I'm saying is that anybody could get loaded
然后把脑中浮现的东西写下来 and write the first thing that comes to mind.
但这次不一样 这次很不一样 But this one is different. This one is different.
一阵狂风 野外狂欢 Okay, there's a wicked wind, wild orgy.
他们都喝高了 取消了和亨利·米勒的晚餐 And they get so wasted, they blow off dinner with Henry Miller.
-你能想象吗 -我绝对不会原谅我自己 - Can you imagine? - I would never forgive myself.
你会喜欢的 You'll love it.
听到亨利·米勒时我就喜欢上了 You had me at Henry Miller.
-我是听到群交时 -你真坏 - You had me at orgy. - Oh, you're so bad!
你来了 You came?
你来了 Boy, you came!
终于找到你了 Thank God I found you.
伙计们 这就是我和你们提到的拉瑞 Guys, this is the Larry I was telling you about.
冷静点 他已经名花有主了 Down, boy. You know he's taken.
谁管呢 这是个自由的国家 看看他 Who cares? It's a free country. I mean, look at him.
快停下 他都脸红了 Oh, my gosh, stop it. Look, he's blushing.
我们能离开吗 Hey, can we go?
你才刚来 放轻松 You just got here. Relax.
好好享受 来喝一杯 Enjoy yourself. Get a drink.
好的 Okay.
不错啊 All right, bud.
他很可爱 He's cute.
他看起来像是电影明星 Oh, my gosh. He looks like a movie star.
什么鬼 快换回汽车旅馆去 What the hell, pal? Change it back to the motel.
我是认真的 I mean it.
我们在尝试合作对吗 We're trying to work together here, right?
这不是我想要的 现在就换回去 This isn't what I want. Change it back. Now.
你要点歌吗 Are you gonna play something?
女人 你还真是喜欢鸡肉啊 Woman, you love you some chicken.
操操操操操 我这就去 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Here I go.
所有人 快他妈的闭嘴 Everybody, shut the fuck up,
克拉拉有话要说 so Clara can say something.
-我不太确定 -快点上去吧 亲爱的 - I don't know if I-- - Oh, come on, get on up there, hon.
我们想听你说 We want to hear from you.
好吧 Okay.
谢谢 Thanks.
你是邦普的朋友吗 You a friend of Bump's?
我是的 Yeah, I am. Yeah.
我很高兴你来了 Well, I'm real glad you're here.
我只是想感谢你们今天能来 Well, um, I just want to thank y'all for coming out today.
这对我爸来说意义重大 This would have meant a lot to my dad.
你们都知道邦普在车祸之后接纳了我 Y'all know Bump took me in after the accident.
他教会了我很多重要的东西 He taught me the important things,
像是怎么用舌头打樱桃茎结 like how to tie a cherry stem knot with my tongue.
怎么换发电机 怎么踢男人的蛋蛋 How to change my alternator. How to kick a guy in the balls.
这可能是我单身的原因 That's probably why I'm still single.
不开玩笑了 Anyhoo, uh...
当我18岁时 When I turned 18, we made it official,
邦普正式的收养了我 and Bump adopted me.
当我亲生父母去世之后我获得了一小笔遗产 I had gotten this little inheritance when my birth parents died,
其中一部分是这只金表 and part of that was this gold watch.
这对我来说意义重大 It meant a lot to me.
但对我来说更重要的是这个人不求任何回报的 But what meant more to me was this man who had cared for me
照顾了我 and asked for nothing in return.
这可能很蠢 I don't know. Maybe it was silly,
但那块金表是我 but that gold watch was the most
最贵重的东西 valuable thing I owned,
而我想要送给他 and I wanted him to have it.
所以我刻上了 给爸爸 你是我的英雄 So I had it inscribed, "To Dad, you're my hero."
当收养正式确定后我给了他 And... And I gave it to him when the adoption was final.
是的 Yeah.
你们知道邦普对待生活总是火急火燎的 Y'all know Bump had this urgent way of looking at life,
像是大夏天的冰淇淋 like it was ice cream on a hot day,
你必须得赶快吃完 他常说把握现在 and he just had to eat it fast. Carpe Diem, he'd say,
他说这是拉丁语的不要浪费每一分钟 which he said was Latin for, "Don't waste a goddamn minute,
因为你不知道什么时候你就没时间了 'cause you never know when your time is up."
这个傻瓜 就在他 Well, that stupid idiot, he was out there
把握当下的时候 just Carpe -fucking-Dieming
带着那块表一起 when he went into the belly of a gator
被短吻鳄吃了 and took that damn watch with him.
他这么做毫无意义 Makes no sense why he did it.
但当他还有一辈子大好时光时 But it also makes no sense
去照顾一个小女孩 why he'd take a little girl under his wing
也没有什么意义 when he had his whole life ahead of him.
所以 So, uh...
敬那些毫无意义的事情 So here's to the good things that make no sense.
敬我的爸爸 他永远是我的英雄 Here's to my dad. He'll always be my hero.
刺头邦普
你和她说话了吗 Did you talk to her?
没 我不想和她说话 No, I didn't talk to her!
但她就在那 But she was right there!
你没听到她说了什么吗 邦普是他的英雄 Didn't you hear what she said? Bump was her hero!
他当然是 他抚养了她 Of course, he was. He raised her.
克里夫 这不是竞争 It's not a competition, Cliff.
你疯了吗 他照顾了一个孤儿 Are you crazy? He took in an orphan girl.
我怎么可能超过这个 How am I gonna beat that?
我想你的爱和真诚的道歉应该足够 I think your love and a sincere apology should suffice.
不不不不 No, no, no, no.
弗朗希丝 Frances.
什么 What?
来吧 Come on.
-干嘛 -来吧 - What? - Come on.
黑暗的角落 远离所有人 Dark corner, away from everybody.
-就一支舞 -好的 - One dance. - Okay.
-一支舞 -我可以接受 - One dance. - I'll take what I can get.
你想要了解背景 现在告诉你 Hey, you asked for context. Here it is.
我们就在一切的中心 拉瑞 We're in the heart of the happening, Larry.
-我知道 -这儿就是 - I know. I know. - This is it.
我知道 只是 I get it. I get it. It's just...
太多了 It's a lot.
珍惜我们所拥有的 Hey, appreciate what we have here.
-好吗 -好的 - Okay? - Yeah.
在伊利老家 直到79年才有生皮 Back home in Erie, Rawhide didn't open until '79.
操 Shit.
在那之前 最近的同性恋酒吧 Until then, the nearest gay bar
在六小时远的费城 was six hours away in Philly.
生皮 Rawhide?
伊利 费城 你在说什么 Erie, PA. What are you saying?
我在说我们在这很安全 I'm saying, we're safe here.
我们在旅店才安全 And we'd be safe back at that motel.
我知道这样没问题 Look, I know, I know I should be okay with all this,
但是这里人太多了 but there's no privacy here.
-谁会看见你 拉瑞 -什么 - Who's gonna see you here, Larry? - What?
-我不知道 -因为 - I don't know. - Because,
现在 我们想去哪去哪 right now, we could go anywhere.
为所欲为 We could do anything.
但我们做不到 But we can't
因为 就算在梦里 不管这是不是梦 because, even in this dream, or whatever the hell this is,
你依然在意别人的想法 you're still worried about what other people think.
-没有 -你在意 - No, no... - Yes. Yes, you are.
很在意 Yes, you are.
如果你不是在躲军队 就是躲你的妻子 If you're not running from the military, it's your wife.
如果不躲你的妻子 And if it's not your wife...
那你在躲 then it's a table of
-一群很棒的人 -不是这样的 - perfectly wonderful guys. - That is not it.
我想和你独处 和你在一起 I just want us alone. I want to be with you.
那就在这里和我一起 Then be with me, Larry. Here!
坐在桌子旁 吧台旁 Or at the table or at the bar!
只要我们在一起 又有什么区别呢 What does it matter as long as we're together?
好 你是对的 我得改变 Okay. Okay. You're right, okay? I need to change.
你要是能改你早就改了 Don't you think you would've if you could've by now?
你得放手 拉瑞 You've got to let go, Larry.
这世界已经改变了 你却踏步不前 The world has changed, and you've stayed the same.
躲在卡车的货厢里 Hiding out in the back of pickup trucks,
窝在破旧的汽车旅馆里 holing up in out-of-the-way motels.
挣脱不了束缚 Never breaking out of your damn box.
这是什么样的生活 What kind of life is that?
约翰 John.
约翰 我发誓 我一定改 John, I swear, I'll change.
给我一个机会 Just give me a chance.
我给过你机会了 拉瑞 I'm all out of chances, Larry.
我不想这样度过最后一天 I don't want to spend my last days like this.
什么 What?
你想要机会 给你机会 You want a chance? Take one.
约翰 John. John!
约翰 John!
怎么回事 什么情况 What is going on? What's happening?
回答我 Answer me!
我知道你不是最好的沟通方式 Look, I know you're not the best communicator, okay?
回去 Join the club.
为什么约翰说他不想这样过最后一天 Why did John say he didn't want to spend his last days like this?
我要抓住什么机会 What chance am I supposed to take?
拜托 老兄 拜托了 Come on, pal. Come on, pal.
帮帮我 Help me out.
怎么回事 What's going on?
伊利 "Erie"?
就是这个 Is that it?
你听见大D说的话了吗 Did you not hear what Big D said?
去找弗朗希丝的人都有去无回 People that go after Frances never come back.
就算是你 这样也是疯了 克里夫 This is insane, even for you, Cliff.
你为什么告诉大D你叫格特鲁德·克兰普 Why'd you tell Big D that your name was Gertrude Cramp?
和你不一样 我不会再逃避了 Because, unlike you, I'm not running away anymore.
我要直面恐惧 记起在成为丽塔·法尔前的 I'm trying to face my fears and remember who I was
真实自我 before I was Rita Farr.
我的真名是格特鲁德 Gertrude is my real name.
我想重新成为克拉拉的爸爸 Well, then I want to be Clara's dad again.
我在变成金属脑袋之前就是她的爸爸 That's who I was before I became this tool shed.
没有那块表我就做不到 But I can't do it without that watch.
这一切是为了那块表 This is about a watch?
那块表不会让你赢回她 A watch isn't going to win her back.
女孩子只需要爸爸的陪伴 All a girl wants is her father's time.
那我失败了 我现在只能尽力弥补 Well, I blew that. All I can do now is make up for it.
你可以买一块新的表 Why don't you just buy a new watch?
那块表有什么特殊的 What is so special about that watch?
那他么是我的表 行了吧 Because it's my fucking watch. Okay!
1976年我在达拉斯 I won it in the Dallas Speedway
和翻转杰克逊竞速时赢来的 in 1976 in a neck-in-neck with Flip Jackson.
那块表对她有重要意义 And that watch means something to her.
就算我要和鳄鱼打一架 So, if I have to bear wrestle
才能证明我关心她 an alligator to prove that I still care about her,
去他的 那我也会上 then, God damn it, that's what I'm gonna do.
那我呢 Well, what about me?
你蹚水的时候 What am I supposed to do
我该怎么办 while you wade into the heart of darkness?
在岸上等着 Stand on the shore?
被一群苍蝇吃掉 Wait to be eaten alive by some tsetse horde?
不关我事 I don't care.
我真该多喝一杯金汤力 I should have had another gin and tonic.
鲍尔丝
您好 有事吗 Hello, can I help you?
我是约翰的老朋友 I'm an old friend of John's.
军队里的 From the military.
拉瑞·崔纳上尉 Captain Larry Trainor.
难以置信 I can't believe it.
-你的绷带 -对 - The bandages. - Yeah.
我碰巧路过 Yeah, I was just in the neighborhood,
-就想来 -当然 快请进 - and I wondered if he-- - Of course. Come in.
他神志不太清醒 He's been drifting in and out.
你的耳朵肯定痒痒 And your ears must have been burning,
他整天念叨你的名字 'cause he keeps saying your name.
拉瑞 Larry.
你个混蛋 You son of a bitch.
真的是你 I can't believe you came.
我 I...
我以为那只是个梦 I thought it was all a dream.
我发高烧一个星期 I had a bad fever for about a week.
昏了过去 看见白光 I conked out. I saw the white light.
心想 约翰 I thought, "Well, John, old boy,
这样挺好 it was a good run.
回收起落架 系统正常 Wheels up. All systems go."
当我离光越来越近 But when I got closer to the light...
我看见了你 I saw you.
天哪 Good God.
那个牛排三明治太美味了 不是吗 That steak sandwich was fucking awesome, wasn't it?
我想马上回到那个汽车旅馆 I'd go back to that motel in a heartbeat.
实话和你说 I gotta be honest with you.
我这个年纪 已没精力问你是如何保持原貌 At this stage in my life, I'm too old to ask how.
你来了 拉瑞 You're here, Larry.
你来了 You're here.
这里真实浪漫啊 It's so romantic in here,
即使满是尿布和减充血药 不是吗 amongst the diapers and decongestant, isn't it?
我们去门廊吧 Let's go to the porch.
如果你不介意 亲爱的 And, if you don't mind, darling,
-我需要搭把手 -没问题 - I need a lift. - You got it.
走起 Up we go.
天哪 你还是如此强壮 Good God, you're still so strong.
我在酒吧里说的话 把我糟糕的生活 What I said in the bar, it was selfish of me
带入我们的美好的幻想太自私了 对不起 to bring my crap into our fantasy. I'm sorry.
你在开玩笑吗 我因为你说的话来了这里 Are you kidding? I'm here because of what you said.
我有些希望你能来 Part of me hoped you'd come.
仔细想想 除了艾维特 我无人依恋 Let's face it, other than Evette, I got no one left.
所有人都在抱怨 Everyone's croaked.
他们才不会告诉你 That's what they don't tell you.
你生来穿着尿布 吃着婴儿食品 You enter wearing diapers and eating baby food,
死前照样如此 and you exit the same damned way.
我只是想说 It's just my way of saying,
我很高兴你来了 I'm very glad you came,
拉瑞·崔纳 Larry Trainor.
这是她说的见面地点 是吗 This is where she said to meet, right?
她在哪里 Where the hell is she?
她很老了 给她些时间 She's old. Give her a minute.
伙计 你这样暴躁行事可不行 Dude, this aggro thing is not working for you.
-和我说说 -好的 - Talk to me. - Okay, look...
我特别混乱 I'm all jacked up.
-好的 什么意思 -意思是 - Okay. Meaning? - Meaning...
当胡子猎手攻击我时 网格系统出错 When the Beard Hunter came at me, Grid went haywire,
启动了声波炮 activated my sonic cannon.
我可能会杀了丽塔 负能量魂魄 你 I could have taken out Rita, Negative Spirit, you.
-好的 那网格现在怎样了 -我不知道 - Okay, so how's Grid now? - I don't know.
-我关了它 -它不是你身体的一部分吗 - I turned it off. - Isn't it like an integral part of you?
是的 Yeah.
有自己思想 乱套了的一部分 The totally fucked up part, with a mind of its own.
但你是怎么移动的 网格不是控制着你的 But how can you even move? Doesn't Grid control, like,
-整个身体 -不是 网格只是我的软件 - all your parts? - No. Grid's just my software.
你难道不觉得你应该 Still. Do you think you should have just--
我做了我该做的事 I had to do what I had to do.
所以我必须关了网格 So I had to shut that shit down.
你有没有觉得 Have you ever felt like
你身体里有什么东西 there's something inside of you
如果不控制住 会对你造成巨大伤害 that could do major damage if you don't take control?
我一直这么觉得 I feel like that all the fucking time.
区别是 我真的完全无法控制 The difference is I legitimately have no control.
我不能就这么关了它 I can't just shut that shit down.
如果可以 我很早之前就这么做了 If I could, I would have done it a long time ago.
为什么一直抱怨而不联系你的爸爸 Why not just suck it up and call your dad?
-那幅画 -伙计 我在驴里 - The painting. - Dude, I saw that painting
看到的那幅画 when I was inside a donkey.
那是混蛋无名先生 It's mind-fuckery-vomit art
提供的恶心至极的画 伙计 from the fetid mind of Mr. Nobody, dude.
想想画的来源 I mean, consider the source.
但是事情正在发生 我亲眼看见了 Except it's happening. I saw it with my own eyes.
机器正在夺取我的意识 The machine's taking over.
-而我阻止不了 -该死 - And I can't stop it. - Fuck.
你怎么样 What about you?
为什么突然想要拯救首席了 Why are you suddenly interested in rescuing the Chief?
我一直在想那个老家伙之家的事 I just can't stop thinking about that old folks home.
末日巡逻队 The Doom Patrol.
首席想把我关在那里 我需要知道为什么 Chief was gonna lock me up there, and I deserve to know why.
首席做事都是有原因的 The Chief has his reasons for everything.
那我需要知道 Then I need to hear it.
亲耳听他说 From him.
他欠我的 He owes me that.
我知道你和他在一起 我看见你了 I know you were with him. I fucking saw you.
-别和我撒谎 -我没撒谎 我发誓 - Don't fucking lie to me! - I'm not lying to you. I swear!
-瞎扯 -别碰我 - Bullshit! - Get off of me!
-我马上回来 -过来 - I'll be right back. - Come here!
你去哪里 Where you going?
-你现在想让我追你了 -别伤害她 - Oh, now you want to make me chase you? - Leave her alone!
你敢离开我 Don't you walk away from me!
-过来 -别碰我 - Come here. - Get off me!
-我只想和你谈谈 -让我自己静静 - All I want to do is talk to you. - Leave me alone!
-我保证 -你好 年轻人 - I promise. - Hello, young man.
你好 你一定就是德洛丽丝 Hey, you must be Dolores.
看着我的手肘 Look at my elbow.
给我回来 我会抓到你的 Get back here! Oh, I'mma find you all right.
混蛋 别伤害她 Hey, fucko! Keep your hands off her!
看着我的手肘 Look at my elbow.
吃我一拳 你个混蛋 Look at my fist, motherfucker!
走 走 走 该死的 Go, go, go! Damn it!
走 走 走 Go, go, go!
该死的 God damn it!
维克 你看见了吗 Vic, did you see that?
维克 Vic!
弗朗希丝 弗朗希丝 Frances! Frances!
弗朗希丝 你在哪里 Frances, where the fuck are you?
你真是完全疯了 克里夫 This is utter madness, Cliff!
我们划过这片湿地 We have paddled through this stretch of swamp
三次了 还是没看见弗朗希丝 three times, and we still haven't seen Frances.
天马上就黑了 It's starting to get dark soon.
我们必须马上回头 We have to turn back.
我要找到那只表 然后把它给克拉拉 I'm gonna find that watch, and give it to Clara.
如果我找到那只表 一切都会好起来的 If I find that watch, everything will be better.
我要找到那只表 然后把它给克拉拉 I'm gonna find that watch and give it to Clara.
如果我找到那只表 一切都会... If I find that watch, everything will--
或者你可以直接跟她聊聊 Or you could just talk to her!
说什么呢 And say what?
我唯一能说的 Everything I could possibly say
都是蠢到不能再蠢的事情 would be totally stupid as fuck!
嗨 你好 我是你爸 "Hi, I'm your dad,
之前我死了 现在变机甲人了 but I died, and I'm a robot now.
我现在是铁罐里装着的一个大脑 I'm just a brain in a tin can,
但是即使我已经变机甲人 but, hey, even though I've been
30多年 一点也不受欢迎 robot non grata for 30 years,
我也不指望你喜欢我 and I don't expect you to like me,
你也更不用说要爱我 and you certainly don't have to love me,
但我只是想说 很抱歉 but I just wanted to say, 'I'm sorry.'"
没错 你就该这么说 Yes! That's exactly what you would say.
但如果我找到那只表 我会变成她的英雄 But if I find the watch, I'll be her hero.
她也会知道我多在乎她 And she'll know how much I care.
没时间说话了 从现在起 只有信念 No more time for words. From now on, only deeds.
弗朗希丝 你在哪里 Frances! Where the fuck are you!
我要那只破表 我需要那只破表 I want that fucking watch! I need that fucking watch!
我需要那只破表...破... I need that fucking watch... Fucking...
表 watch!
克里夫 Cliff?
你还好吗 Are you okay?
克里夫 Cliff?
天哪 你把你脑子烧糊了 你这个蠢货 Oh, my God, you've fried your brain, you stupid idiot!
现在怎么把你弄出去呢 How are we gonna get you out of here, now?
我从刚果秘境里逃生出来 I didn't survive Forbidden Congo just to die
可不是为了死在什么破沼泽里 in some goddamn swamp!
克里夫 Cliff!
我在这里 I'm here.
回家吧 Let's go home.
回家 Let's!
你来吗 Are you coming?
不了 你...你去吧 No, you... You go ahead.
好吧 Okay.
现在 Now,
跟我讲讲你的事 tell me all about you.
没什么可讲的 There's nothing to tell.
肯定有可以讲的 There must be something.
你有着20岁年轻人的力量 You have the strength of a 20-year-old.
你做了什么保持的这样身强力壮 What do you do to stay so virile?
请别告诉我是瑜伽 And please don't tell me yoga.
你带着这玩意 我没法分辨你有没有在笑 I can't tell if you're laughing under that gauze.
真是他妈的瑜伽 我就知道 It's fucking yoga. I knew it.
不 更像是按衔享权 No. More like RHIP.
我退役以后很久没听到这个说法了 I haven't heard that since the service.
按军衔享受权利 "Rank Has Its Privileges"?
不是 放射也是有峰值的 No, "Radiation Has Its Perks."
我特么的 I'll be damned.
我猜总会有一线光明的 拉瑞 Guess there's always a silver lining, Lar.
所以这六十年来 So there's been no one special
你生命中没出现过特别的人 不是吧 in your life for 60 years? Come on.
你的妻子雪莉尔呢 What about your wife, Sheryl?
她1989年死于癌症 She died of cancer in '89.
很抱歉听到这个消息 Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
我们并不亲密 不过谢谢 We weren't close, but thank you.
那孩子们呢 And the boys?
为什么要让他们知道真相呢 Why put this on them?
有什么好处呢 What good would it do?
真相是 自从那次事故之后 The truth is, I haven't really
我都没有怎么好好地生活 lived much since the accident.
你是我认识的最后一个真实的存在了 You were my last real thing.
我还是很内疚把你赶走了 And I still feel bad about sending you away.
接受起来并不容易 It wasn't easy.
但是 But...
我翻过了你这篇 I got over you.
最终 Eventually.
然后我向前了 And I moved on.
你也该这样 You should too.
你知道 我在汽车旅馆告诉你我爱你 You know, when I told you I loved you, at the motel,
我是真心的 I meant it.
我想让你知道 I wanted you to know that.
以防没有别的机会能告诉你 In case I don't get another chance to tell you.
老天啊 我还没死呢 I'm not dead, yet, for Christ's sake!
自从J.F.肯尼迪之后你没再滚过床单吗 You really haven't fucked anyone since JFK?
天哪 拉瑞 My God, Larry!
现在我想想这件事 Now that I think of it,
我想告诉你我的一段关系 there is a relationship I want to tell you about.
快说快说 Go on. Go on.
不是一段传统的关系 但是 It's not a traditional relationship, per se, but...
我体内有个东西 There's something inside me.
我不会说我们是朋友 I wouldn't say we're friends.
但是 But...
我们俩的确有着连接 there's definitely a connection there.
很多年来 我不知道 For years, I didn't know
那是什么 或者它想要什么 what it was, or what it wanted.
但现在我想我可能知道了 But now, I think I might.
好梦 我的朋友 Sleep well, my friend.
谢谢 Thank you.
我马上过来 I'll be with you in a sec.
给爸爸 你是我的英雄
你好 维克多 Hello, Victor.
我是达伦·琼斯 Darren Jones.
非常享受我们在丹尼大街的相遇 I greatly enjoyed our meeting on Danny the Street,
但我想这次 我们可以去我的地盘玩玩 but I thought this time, we'd get together on my turf.
欢迎来到蚂蚁农场 Welcome to the Ant Farm.