《末日巡逻队》前情提要 Previously on Doom Patrol...
小时候这个广告我肯定看过上百次 I must've seen this ad 100 times as a girl.
就像是他走出了漫画 It's like he just walked out of the comic book.
沙滩英雄就是弗莱克斯·曼塔罗 The Hero of the Beach is Flex Mentallo.
机器正在夺取我的意识 而我阻止不了 The machine's taking over. And I can't stop it.
我刚发现弗莱克斯·曼塔罗的妻子叫德洛丽丝 I just found out Flex Mentallo has a wife named Dolores.
虽然人老珠黄 但是还活着 She's old as fuck, but she's still alive.
就是你这个天才让会说话的街道 You're the genius who got a talking street
告诉我们弗莱克斯就是找到首席的关键 to tell us that Flex is the key to finding the Chief.
-你一定就是德洛丽丝 -看着我的手肘 - You must be Dolores. - Look at my elbow.
常态保护局 The Bureau of Normalcy.
我曾是他们的样本 I was one of their assets.
-他们折磨了我很多年 -在哪里 - For years, they tortured me. - Where?
欢迎来到蚂蚁农场 Welcome to the Ant Farm.
放我出去 Let me out!
兄弟 你想出去吗 想逃跑吗 Hey, buddy? You're looking for a way out? Trying to escape?
-你是谁 -我是722 - Who're you? - 722.
重新见到你 It is an absolute pleasure to be
-真的是非常开心 崔纳 -福赛思 - in your presence again, Trainor. - Forsythe.
你的朋友们可以走 Your friends are getting free,
但你是最后一块拼图 but you're the last piece.
在一定情况下 这些纳米机器人 Under certain conditions, these nanites...
它们会不受控制 they can go rogue.
-你的儿子可能会丝毫不剩 -你想说什么 - There would be nothing left of your son. - Your point?
你把我变成了一个怪物 You made me this. A monster.
末日巡逻队
第一季 第十三集
堪萨斯州 大本德
看 是弗莱克斯·曼塔罗 Look, it's Flex Mentallo.
弗莱克斯 Hi, Flex.
德洛丽丝 Hi, Dolores.
早上好 弗莱克斯 你好吗 Morning, Flex. How's it going?
-先生们 -德洛丽丝 - Gentlemen. - Hi, Dolores.
-你好吗 -给你 亲爱的 - How's it going? - Here you go, my dear.
你好吗 How you doin'?
"我们家乡的英雄 弗莱克斯·曼塔罗 "Our hometown hero, Flex Mentallo,
又一次成功了 伙计们" has done it again, folks."
真要命 Oh, boy.
又开始了 Here we go.
"飞碟博士企图抢劫当地的水族馆 "Dr. Saucer's attempted robbery of the local aquarium
却被我们的英雄 was thwarted by our very own
神力肌肉男击败了" Man of Muscle Mystery."
"他用健壮的肌肉操纵振动波长 "He made short work of the dastardly dish-head
三两下就解决了这个卑鄙的飞碟头" by manipulating the vibrational wavelengths of his magnificent muscles."
"这个城镇 "From the bottom of our hearts,
衷心感谢你 曼塔罗先生" this town thanks you, Mr. Mentallo."
亲爱的 My dear man,
尽管你的身体很完美 perfect as your body is,
但你用肌肉摆出笑容时是最美的 your best flex will always be your smile.
你的笑声使我快乐 徳洛丽 That laugh lights me up, Dolly.
没有你之前我的生命一片黑暗 It was all dark before you.
你是我的生命之光 You're the light of my life.
来人 来人 谁来帮帮我 Help. Help! Someone help!
谁来帮帮我 Someone help!
请来帮帮我 Help me, please!
不要啊 Oh, no.
出什么事了 年轻人 What seems to be the trouble, young man?
没错 That's right,
是我 弗莱克斯·曼塔罗 神力肌肉男 it's me, Flex Mentallo, Man of Muscle Mystery.
有什么我能效劳的吗 How can I be of service?
我明白了 I see.
真是大麻烦 That is troubling.
我想我们能解决 I think we could do something about that.
来吧 小猫 小猫 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty...
小猫真乖 That's a good kitty.
瞧瞧你 毛茸茸的 惬意的小猫 Oh, look at you. So fuzzy, cozy kitty.
获取目标 Target acquired.
蚂蚁农场 现在
变态生物们占据了主导 The miscreations have taken control.
我要还活着的人都来应战 I need every man still standing to gear up!
现在事关封锁 This is about containment now!
爸爸 Dad?
爸爸 醒醒 Dad, wake up.
我杀了他 I killed him.
我 I...
他还活着 He's still alive.
但我们得带他离开这里 But we have to get him out of here.
简 叫飞掠使那招儿 Jane, tell Flit to do the thing.
-"叫她" -老天 - "Tell" her? - Oh, boy.
天哪 你明白我的意思 Jesus Christ. You know what I mean!
抱歉 我没听懂你直截了当的潜台词命令 Sorry if I missed the subtext of your incredibly blunt directive.
不如你用男人说教解释给我听吧 Why don't you mansplain it to me?
如果你能暂时不要计较 If there ever was a time for you to let something go,
现在就是最好的时机 this is that time!
没这么简单 老兄 Not how it works, dude.
快点 我们得离开这里 简 Come on! We need to get the fuck out of here, Jane!
求你别杀我 Please don't kill me!
我说 Say...
我认识你吗 Do I know you?
但是没有允许我们不能离开房间 But we're not supposed to leave our rooms without permission.
-我的遥控器 -各位 他在流血 - Hey! My clicker! - Guys, he's loosing blood.
你们把这事儿忘了吗 Or did you forget about that?
你他妈是谁 Who the fuck are you?
你可真是满嘴脏话 Well, you sure do swear a lot.
722 722?
你看上去就像... You almost look...
但不可能是你 可能吗 But it couldn't be you, could it?
简 你能跟飞掠说说吗 Jane, would you please talk to Flit?
怎么了 丽塔 What is it, Rita?
去掉乱糟糟的胡子和肥大的连体服 Take away the ratty beard and the baggy jumpsuit,
我发誓他长得和弗莱克斯·曼塔罗一模一样 and I swear he looks just like Flex Mentallo.
曼塔罗片麦片盒上的 From Mentall-O's cereal?
丹尼给我们的那本搞笑书里的 From the funny book Danny gave us.
如果我们现在不走 就他妈走不了了 If we don't leave right now, we ain't fucking leaving!
阻止那群怪胎 快 Stop those abominations! Go!
-简 -所有人抓好 - Jane! - Everybody grab on.
立刻阻止他们 Stop those abominations!
该死 Balls!
谢谢 有那么难吗 Thank you. Is that so fuckin' hard?
拿到了 Got it.
我在哪 where am I?
还有 你们有没有觉得有些 Also, does anyone else feel, um,
有些想吐 a little pukey?
-你把他们送到哪去了 -医院 - Where did you take them? - The hospital.
你就把他们扔在那里了 You just left them there?
那还能怎么办 As opposed to?
维克现在不能一个人待着 Vic can't be alone right now.
他很脆弱 而且可能精神不正常 He's fragile. And possibly psychotic.
维克是谁 Who... Who is Vic?
-现在成飞掠盛宴了 -现在他不是一人了 - Now it's Flitapalooza. - Now he's not alone.
真是一团糟 What a mess.
不 不 No. No.
各位 我们其实做成了一件事 Guys, we actually did something right.
我们去救维克 而我们真的做到了 We went to rescue Vic, and we motherhumping did it.
来一个 Up top!
他差点打死了他的父亲 He nearly beat his father to death.
确实很糟糕 And that's terrible.
非常 非常的糟糕 Really, really fucking terrible.
但我觉得不应该掩盖我们的成功 I don't think it should tar our accomplishment.
我们救了一个超级英雄 We saved a superhero.
我们 一群废物 Us. The fuck-ups.
我觉得我们应该获得一点赞赏 I think we deserve a small pat on the back for that.
我们还找到了弗莱克斯·曼塔罗 And we found Flex Mentallo.
他是找到奈尔斯的线索 对吧 He's some kinda clue to finding Niles, right?
所以不是一件 我们做成了两件事 So it's not one, but two things we nailed. Whoo!
一起来 棒极了 Let's hear it. Yeah! Whoo!
弗莱克斯·曼塔罗是谁 Who's Flex Mentallo?
是你 You are.
我是吗 Am I?
该死的 God damn it.
你知道吗 我也感觉有些想吐了 You know, I'm feeling a bit pukey myself.
我去躺下歇会 Think I'll go lay down.
我们不再是连体婴了 好吗 Look, we're not attached at the hip anymore, okay?
你不用再到处跟着我了 You don't have to be everywhere I am.
不是针对你 我就是累了 Look, it's nothing personal. I'm just tired.
身边有个六尺光男很难让人... And it's a little hard to sleep with a six-foot nightlight--
蚂蚁农场 1964年
你对防护服感觉如何 崔纳上尉 舒适吗 How do you like your suit, Captain Trainor? Comfortable?
重的要死 闻起来像是化学火焰 It weighs a ton and smells like a chemical fire.
但是好处是间隙很大 But on the bright side there's plenty of room
在你电击折磨我的时候可以随意扭动 to flail around when you electrocute me.
你看 我们设计防护服的时候 See, we took that very issue into consideration
着重考虑到了这个问题 while we were designing it.
我们暂时先不电击了 We're going to take a break with that treatment
尝试一下新东西 in favor of something new.
什么 What?
你体内那个东西 The being inside you
第一次出现之后 has refused to evidence itself
一直拒绝呈现自己 since that first encounter.
你要对我做什么 What are you gonna do to me?
那是什么东西 What the hell is that thing?
会发生什么吗 Is something supposed to happen?
正在发生呢 Oh, it's happening.
你看 这个设备产生的频率 You see, this device produces a frequency
人耳是听不到的 imperceptible to human ears.
但是你那个发冷光的朋友 But to your luminescent friend? Well,
按理说这应该会让他体验严重的头痛 in theory, it should be giving him one doozy of a headache.
告诉我 崔纳上尉 Tell me, Captain Trainor,
你能听到体内的尖叫吗 can you hear it screaming inside of you?
我不能说我能 I can't say that I do.
但是如果你想换成折磨它 But if you wanna try your hand at torturing it
而不是折磨我的话 那就请便 instead of me for a while, then be my guest.
你觉得如果你的宿主死了 What do you think would happen to you
你会怎么样 if your host dies, hmm?
我现在还不想做这个实验 I didn't want to commence this particular experiment just yet,
但我有可能会改变想法 but I might be persuaded otherwise.
很好 Good.
希望下次我要求见你的时候 I expect the next time that I ask to see you...
你会老实出现 I won't be left to wait.
伙计 你那边还好吗 Hey, pal, you okay in there?
什么 你是谁 What? Who the hell are you?
听起来你喊得撕心裂肺 Sounded like you were screaming bloody murder.
不不 那不是我 No. No, that wasn't me.
我没有别的意思 只是... I don't mean nothing by it. It's just...
听起来很惨 Well, it sounded bad is all.
我不是觉得难堪 我是在阐述事实 I'm not embarrassed. I'm stating a fact.
我失去意识了 那个... I was unconscious. The...
喊叫声多半是来自... The screaming was probably from...
等等 Wait.
-你能听到它吗 -岂止是能听到 - You could hear it? - And then some.
你那边还有别的东西吗 Is there something in there with you?
可以这么说 So to speak.
我没有说话的心情了 好吗 Look, I don't feel like talking anymore, okay?
我说伙计 你叫什么 Well, say, pal, uh, what's your name?
721 721.
你的真名 Your real name.
那不重要 Doesn't matter.
听起来你来这里有段时间了 Sounds like you've been in here a while.
起初我还试图数日子 但是... I tried to keep track of the days at first, but...
只会让人觉得更难熬 it just made things worse.
我可不打算 Well, I'm not planning on
待那么长时间 亲身体会 sticking around here long enough to find out.
来看一眼 Here, have a look.
搞什么... What the...
-你怎么... -肌肉神力 哥们 - How did you-- - Muscle Mystery powers, bub.
他们把这些东西绑在我身上 抑制了神力 They got these things all over me to tamp it down.
如果你能把手伸进来 If you could just reach in here
撤掉这些线 and yank out some of these cords,
我可以打开一个足够大的洞让我们出去 I can open up a hole big enough for us to walk through.
不 你... 不 这里是逃不出去的 No. No. Are you... No. No. There's no escaping this place.
-难道你不想试试吗 -别再跟我说话了 - Don't you wanna at least try? - Stop talking to me.
别这样 伙计 Come on, pal.
天啊 什么 Jesus, what...
我叫弗莱克斯·曼塔罗 I'm Flex Mentallo.
神力肌肉男 什么 Man of Muscle Mystery. What...
也很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you, too.
你从哪来的 小火花 Where are you from there, Sparky?
是什么 另一种 What is that, some kind of other...
维度还是... dimension or...
我肯定能把你送回去 I'm sure I can get you back there.
我能打开前往任何地方的入口 I can open up a door to anywhere.
你会吗 You will?
太好了 That's fantastic.
你只要把手伸进来 撤掉这些... Alls you got to do is reach in here and yank out some of these--
等一下 等一下 Hold on. Hold on.
端庄让我们有别于动物 722 Modesty is what separates us from the animals, 722.
我们来帮你穿戴整齐 Let's get you dressed.
我叫弗莱克斯·曼塔罗 My name is Flex Mentallo.
再来 Again.
这个帅气的魔鬼是什么人 Who is this handsome devil?
就是你 It's you.
应该不是 垃圾碎片 I don't think so, Scrap.
贴纸还在我头上是吧 I still have that thing on my head, don't I?
简 你能帮我撕掉吗 Hey, Jane, can you help me out with this?
垃圾碎片
垃圾
你只撕掉了"碎片"是吧 You just ripped the "S" off, didn't you?
垃圾
你是儿童麦片盒上的卡通吉祥物 You were the cartoon mascot for a kid cereal,
是一个叫威利·萨杰的广告商创造出来的 created by an adman named Wally Sage.
你记得威利吗 Do you remember Wally?
我不知道 I don't know.
你为什么在蚂蚁农场 Why were you at the Ant Farm?
你有什么超能力 What's your super power?
我不知道 I don't know.
你是怎么从广告里跑出来的 How did you get out of the ad?
如果你在说一次"我不知道" And if you say "I don't know" again,
我就让吃掉你的胡子 I'll make you eat your beard.
我的老天 Oh, for fuck's sake.
我们可以一直问这个傻逼问到世界末日 We can ask this ding-dong questions till the end of time,
但这样并不会带我们找到首席 it's not gonna get us any closer to finding the Chief.
你是说"首席"吗 Did you say "the Chief"?
-你认识他吗 -你认识他吗 - You know him? - You know him?
当然认识 Well, I certainly do.
我跟你们说 朋友们 那个首席 And let me tell you something, friends. That Chief,
他真是个不干好事的人 well, he's a real no good son-of-a-you-know-what.
-他干了什么 -什么也没干 - What'd he do? - Well, nothing,
毕竟他二十年前就死了 considering that he died 20 years ago.
-等等 什么 -屎蛋 - Wait. What? - Look, shitbag,
我认识首席有五十年了 I've known the Chief for 50 years.
如果他死了 我会知道的 And if he had died, I would've noticed.
除非他的双胞胎兄弟取而代之 Well, not if his identical twin brother replaced him.
-你说什么 -他叫尼克 - Say what now? - His name was Nic.
生下他们后 他们的母亲不得不把他 And their mother had to give him up at birth
交给了一个吉普赛女人 to a gypsy woman.
首席根本都不知道他的存在 The Chief never knew of his existence.
-什么鬼 -是的 - The fuck? - Yeah.
尼克在憎恨和怒火中长大 Nic grew up so full of hate and rage,
当他见到首席的时候 that by the time that he met Chief,
他杀了他 夺走了他的人生 he murdered him and stole his life.
然后 和首席的妻子生了一个孩子 And then, fathered a love child with the Chief's wife,
而这位妻子乔安娜·哈特 Joanna Heart, who, as it turns out,
其实是他们的妹妹 was their sister.
生下孩子后 她就陷入昏迷了对吧 And she was in a coma when she gave birth, right?
是的 Yeah.
他说的是《秘密的心》里的金凯德首席 He's talking about Chief Kinkaid from Secret Hearts,
就是个粗制滥造的肥皂剧 some fucking crappy soap opera.
不是粗制滥造 It's not crappy.
其实我出演过那个电视剧 You know, I was actually on that show once.
特邀客串 Special guest star.
是吗 你扮演的是谁 Really? Who were you?
本色出演 I played myself,
著名赛车手克里夫·斯蒂勒 famous race car driver Cliff Steele.
呕吐 Barf.
我不记得这个角色 I don't remember that one.
还有什么新鲜事 What else is fucking new?
我不知道该怎么办 I don't know what to do.
我说 这个帅气的魔鬼是什么人 Say, who is this handsome devil?
还是你 傻蛋 Still you, dum-dum.
他看起来就是我想成为的那种人 He looks like the type of person I'd like to be.
脱掉你的衣服 Take off your clothes.
简 我觉得我们不能叫他... Jane, I don't think we can ask him--
好吧 Okay.
好 Yeah.
医生说他会好起来的 The doctor said he's going to be fine.
不 No.
她说他的情况稳定 She said he was stable.
-维克 别 -别什么 - Vic, don't. - Don't what?
无名先生没在我脑里撒下怀疑的种子 Mr. Nobody didn't plant that seed of doubt in my head,
那全是我自己的功劳 I did that all on my own.
他只是扭曲了一下 He just twisted it until...
我爸只是希望我重装网格 My dad just wanted me to re-install Grid.
他只是想救我 He was trying to save me.
我却看不明白 I just couldn't see it.
你的脑子现在清醒了 Your head is clear now.
我们需要你再打开网格 We need you to turn Grid back on.
你还记得我放在胡子猎手身上的追踪器吗 Do you remember the tracker I put on the Beard Hunter?
没有网格 它就没有任何作用 Without Grid, it's useless.
我们等得越久 他就离我们越远 The longer we wait to go after him, the further away he'll get.
如果我们能找到胡子猎手 If we can find the Beard Hunter,
-我们就能找到首席 -我不能 - we can find the Chief. - I can't.
你可以的 Yes, you can.
无名先生只是在扰乱你的思想 你知道的 Mr. Nobody was playing with your head, you know that.
-没什么好怕的 -我怎么能确定 - There's nothing to be afraid of. - How can I be sure?
因为你刚刚说... Because you just said--
我知道我说了什么 I know what I said.
但这并不能改变我的感受 Knowing doesn't change how I feel.
无名先生告诉过我们 Mr. Nobody told us
不要去追他 not to go after him.
我们应该听话的 We should have listened.
你知道自己在做什么吗 Do you have any idea what you're doing?
不知道 Nope.
抱歉 Sorry. Just...
机械手指没办法 Robot fingers.
地下里谁都没去过美容学校真是可惜 Too bad no one in the Underground went to beauty school.
有人去过吗 Did they?
说起这个 大家在地下还好吗 Speaking of, how's everyone doing down there?
不劳你费心 Never mind.
好吧 Cool.
抱歉 抱歉 Sorry. Sorry.
我们从来没有机会聊聊 It's just we haven't had a chance to talk about
当时发生的事 我只是想确保 what happened in there and I wanted to make sure
你和其他人... that you and the others were--
我不想谈论地下 I don't wanna talk about the Underground.
再提一次 我就用料理这傻逼头发的手法 Bring it up again and I'll do to your brain
料理你的大脑 what I'm doing to this chump's hair.
我去到地下惹你生气了吗 Are you mad at me for going in there?
-因为我并没有真正... -完成了 - Because technically it wasn't-- - Finished!
-请看 -我的天 - Ta-da. - God...
我看起来真不错 I look incredible.
就像麦片盒子上印的猛男一样 Kinda like that hunk on that cereal box.
不过脸上多了很多口子 If he'd been stabbed in the face repeatedly.
你就是那个猛男 傻瓜 You are that hunk, dummy.
我不这样认为 Hmm, I don't think so.
我刚想起来 Hey, I just remembered.
什么 What?
《秘密的心》还有五分钟就开播了 Secret Hearts is on in five minutes.
操 Oh, fuck me.
传出消息 史蒂夫·拉森 ...after the news broke that Steve Larson,
法院闹剧
又称动物蔬菜矿石人 better known as Animal Vegetable Mineral Man,
与联邦检察官达成了豁免协议 had reached an immunity deal with federal prosecutors
他将会提供深藏在巴拉圭丛林深处的 in exchange for information about a mysterious medical facility
神秘医疗机构的信息 hidden deep in a Paraguayan jungle.
当拉森来到法院 As Larson approached the courthouse
准备作证的时候 where he was set to give his testimony,
他被当局声称是疯狂纳粹科学家 he was viciously gunned down by a man authorities are calling
海因里希·冯·福克斯的狂热信徒的人枪击了 a devotee to mad Nazi scientist Heinrich Von Fuchs.
惊奇世界
无可奉告 别说了 We have no comment! Stop talking!
闭嘴 Shut up!
冯·福克斯好 Von Fuchs is uber!
冯·福克斯妙 Von Fuchs is uber!
冯·福克斯顶呱呱 Von Fuchs is uber!
不要打架 不要打架 No fighting! No fighting!
不 不 不要打架 No, no, no... No fighting!
幸好 拉森的身体只有矿石部分被击中了 Thankfully, Larson was only shot in the minerals,
他将会痊愈 and is expected to make a full recovery.
当局确认刺客名叫加里·钢拉姆 The assassin, identified by authorities as Gary Gunnam,
他当场被抓获 was apprehended on site.
他的传讯将在... His arraignment is set for early next...
我来了 Here I am.
不好意思 女士 Oh, excuse... Excuse me, miss?
你是医生吗 Are you a doctor?
不是 Oh, no, no.
在这个迷宫里 It's impossible
根本不可能 to find your room
找到自己的房间 in this cockamie place.
我真的很想躺下 Well, I'd really like to go lay down.
没问题 Of course.
-谢谢 女士 -我叫丽塔 - Thank you, miss... - Rita.
丽塔 Rita.
我们走吧 And away we go.
我们走吧 Away we go is right, yeah.
你记得你的房间号吗 Do you remember your room number?
不记得了 No. No.
但我确定如果我们四处逛逛 But I'm sure if we wander around a little,
一定能找到 we'll find it.
金凯德首席 我跟你说 I'm telling you, Chief Kinkaid,
夏洛特港开膛手回来了 the Port Charlotte Ripper is back.
我对他所有的受害人进行过尸检 I did the autopsies on all his victims.
这是他的手法 This is his M.O.
这不可能 温斯洛医生 That's impossible, Dr. Winslow.
夏洛特港开膛手去年夏天就被处死了 The Port Charlotte Ripper was executed last summer.
-除非... -你抓错人了 - Unless... - You arrested the wrong man.
-可恶 -我的天啊 - Damn it. - Oh, my God.
这可真糟 This is bad!
这剧一直这么糟心吗 Was it always this bad?
我不记得原来有这么闹心了 Cause I do not remember it being this bad.
别吵 Jeez.
我不在乎你逃跑了 And I don't care that you ran off
还跟那个日本性爱机器人结婚了 and married that Japanese sex robot.
我对你的爱从未停止 I've never stopped loving you.
别这样 金凯德 Kinkaid, please.
拓海3000永远不会 The Takumi-3000 will never love you
像我一样爱你 the way that I love you.
让他恢复记忆 我们来过软的了 We tried the carrot to jiggle this chump's memory.
现在得来硬的 Maybe it's time to jab him with a stick.
那好 Uh, okay.
我们可以刺激他的超能力 What if we try to trigger his super power?
他用了能力可能会记起来东西 Maybe using it will jog something loose.
就算记不起来 我们也能知道他的本事 And if it doesn't, well, at least we'll know what he can do.
不要死 Oh, no. Dead.
然后我们就能利用它找到首席 Then we can figure out how to use it to find the Chief.
我叫娜塔莉亚 My name is Natalia.
我不是医生 And I'm not a doctor.
怎样才能激发他的能力呢 Trigger his power how exactly?
-压迫 -什么意思 - Through duress. - Duress?
-逼迫 -逼迫 - Duress. - Duress.
-我们上 -这不就是让我上 - Let's do this. - "Let's"? Meaning me.
你一提剧情 他就紧张的不行 He got his panties in a wad when you talked over his stories.
快去再试一次 Go over there and try it again.
这一次使劲逼他 Only this time, don't let up.
-就这也算计划 -有问题吗 狗屎玩意 - That's it? That's the plan? - You got a problem, shitstain?
快点 Go!
兄弟 好看吗 Hey, buddy. How's the episode?
哪一个是 Which one is the-- -
天啊 Jeez.
或许应该找你的家人来帮你 Perhaps I should find a family member to come help you.
好好 Yeah, yeah.
你要是能找到愿意帮我的家人 Well, if you do find a family member to help me,
我就给你诺贝尔和平奖的提名 then I'm going to nominate you for a Nobel Peace Prize.
他们就把你扔在这里 They just left you here all alone?
严格来讲 Well, technically, but I...
是我扔下了他们 I left before them.
我在大半夜里 I skipped out...
离家出走 middle of the night.
头也不回 Never looked back.
大错特错 The worst thing I ever done.
如果这就算大错特错 Well, if that's the worst thing you ever did...
-是 -那你还算走运 - Yeah. - consider yourself lucky.
真的吗 Oh, yeah?
和我相比 你就是圣人 You're a saint compared to me.
别说了 Stop it.
你这么好的姑娘 怎么会做出来这种事 A nice girl like you, you'd never have done a thing like that.
-我可不是"好姑娘" -好吧 - I'm not a "Nice girl." - Well...
我犯过错 I've made mistakes.
我的朋友有麻烦了 我想要帮他 My friend is in trouble, I want to help him.
有人要用我的过错威胁我 But someone is threatening to use those mistakes against me.
我束手无策 I'm powerless.
要我说 Yeah. If you ask me,
犯了错就要承担责任 we have to own our mistakes.
无论错误多么严重 No matter how terrible.
我是演员 I'm an actress.
我以前是演员 I was an actress.
聚光灯的温暖 The warmth of the spotlight, it's...
让我沉醉 intoxicating.
那灯光熄灭以后 人会不择手段地 When that light goes out, you're willing to do
想要让灯光回来 just about anything to get it back.
在这一行里年纪到了某个阶段 When you reach a certain age in this business,
工作电话就没有以往那么多了 the phones don't ring quite as frequently as they used to.
然后我遇到了吉恩·斯坦顿 That's when I met Gene Stanton...
享誉全球 获奥斯卡奖六次的电影制作人 World-renowned, six-time Oscar winning film producer.
我知道你想的什么 没有 I know what you're thinking, and no.
尽管他使出浑身解数 Despite his best efforts,
我和他什么都没发生 nothing ever happened between Gene and I.
他身上一股古龙水和劣质雪茄的味道 He reeked of Acqua di Parma and cheap cigars.
我保全了我的自尊 And I had my self-respect.
有一天吉恩让我帮个忙 And one day Gene asked for a favor.
当时看起来很简单 It seemed so simple at the time.
他看上了一个年轻的好莱坞女星 Gene had his eye on a young Hollywood starlet,
我只需要安排他们见面 and all I had to do was arrange for them to meet.
比弗利山庄酒店 晚九点 Beverly Hills Hotel, 9:00 p.m.
一年后 One year later,
那个演员就上了奥斯卡领奖台 that actress was bawling her way through an Oscar speech.
他又邀请我拍电影 而他 I was getting offers again. And Gene...
如愿以偿 got what Gene wanted.
这是三赢 It was a win-win-win.
我又给他安排了一次见面 So, I arranged another meeting for him.
一次 又一次 And another. And another.
每一个演员都名气大噪 Each girl rose to stardom.
我的电话也不间断地响起 And my phone kept ringing.
接着玛丽贝斯·伍登来了 And then came Marybeth Wooten.
她和吉恩见面了 She had her meeting with Gene.
九个月以后 她生了个孩子 And nine months later, there was a baby.
吉恩并不想当这孩子的父亲 Gene wasn't about to step up and become a father.
这可怜的姑娘没有依靠 That poor girl didn't have anyone,
她找到了我 so she came to me.
我给了她 I gave her...
一百块钱 $100.
就把她打发走了 And I sent her on her way.
我告诉自己她肯定有勇气 I told myself that she would find the grit
振作起来 to pull herself up.
但在内心深处 But deep down,
我很明白 I knew better.
一周后 A week later,
报纸上有讣告 there it was, in the paper.
玛丽贝斯自尽了 Marybeth had taken her own life.
没提到孩子 No mention of the baby.
仿佛这个孩子从未出生过一般 It was like it never even existed.
有那么短暂地一瞬间 我充满了愧疚 For a brief, guilt-soaked moment,
我考虑过 I considered
抚养那个孩子 taking responsibility for the child,
但是我的电话响了 but then my phone rang.
我拿到了大制作 I got the lead role
《禁忌刚果》的领衔主演 in a sweeping big-budget epic called Forbidden Congo.
我重回聚光灯下 I was in the spotlight again.
那感觉和我印象中的一样温暖 And it was just as warm as I remembered.
对那件事置之不理本该是 Looking the other way should be so much harder
十分地困难 than it actually is.
那部影片中发生在我身上的事 Everything that happened to me on that picture,
以及随后发生的事 and everything that happened after...
我都是罪有应得 I deserved all of it.
我也花了一生的时间 I, too, have spent a lifetime
寻找绝对的答案 searching for absolution.
但是根本没有 But it will never come.
我认为 I think...
你找回了自己的力量 孩子 you got your power back, kiddo.
长官 已经五个小时了 Sir, it's been five hours.
我不确定它还能继续承受 I'm not sure it can take much more of this.
也许是时候让它重回崔纳体内了 Maybe it's time we let it re-enter Trainor's body.
再等一会儿 Just a little bit longer.
长官 我们没有任何基本单位 Sir, we don't have an SI base unit
量化这东西是什么 to quantify whatever this thing is,
但是我们能够测量的数据 but there's been a significant drop off
却明显减少了 in what we can measure.
库伦 伏特 安培 焦耳 Coulombs, volts, amperes, joules...
这些都在直线下降 They're all plummeting.
什么意思 Meaning?
我认为它快死了 长官 I think it's dying, sir.
你去哪里了 小火花 你没事吧 Where ya been, Sparky? Uh, you okay?
什么 What?
我没和你说话 兄弟 I'm not talking to you, bub.
天哪 小火花 Jeez, Sparky.
我会马上带你出去的 I'm gonna get you out of here right now.
伙计 Hey, pal.
我和小火花会毁了这个监狱 Me and Sparky are gonna blow this joint.
他说要你和我们一起走 He says you got to come with us.
我告诉过你别管我 Look, I told you to leave me alone.
那可不行 No can-do-ski.
显然它没了你哪儿也去不了 Apparently he can't go nowhere without you.
所以为何不伸出你的小手 So, why don't you take your chicken wing there,
放进这个洞里 reach through this here hole,
拉出这些电线 可以吗 and pull out some of these dang cords, would ya?
不行 如果衣服坏了 I can't. If this suit gets damaged
成千上百的人会有危险 I'd be putting thousands of people at risk.
什么 拜托 What? Come on.
外面的世界容不下我 There's no place for me out there.
它们在折磨你体内的朋友 伙计 They're torturing your friend in here, man.
我不能 好吗 我不能 I can't, okay? I can't.
我不能 I can't.
-我不能 -拜托 伙计 他们来了 - I can't. - Come on, man! They're coming!
我们没有时间了 你要快点行动 We got no time, you gotta make a move here!
快点 伸出你的手 Come on! Just reach your hand.
该死 Damn it!
也许我们的好朋友 722 Perhaps our good friend, 722,
今天下午会安静一些 will agree to come quietly this afternoon.
我的名字是弗莱克斯·曼塔罗 My name is Flex Mentallo.
我明白了 I see.
也许这会改变你的想法 Perhaps this will change your mind.
一个电视机 A boob tube?
真的吗 Really?
这就是你制服我的伟大计划 This is your grand plan to subdue me?
你可以强力抗争 722 You can fight this all you want, 722.
但是事实是 But the simple fact is
你不再是曾经的你 you're no longer who you once were.
你是美国政府的财产 You're the property of the US government.
所以我建议你 So I suggest
放弃挣扎吧 you fall into rank.
否则怎样 Or what?
放开我 Let me go.
求求你 Please.
-你没有权利这么做 -离我的妻子远点 - You have no right to do this. - Get away from my wife.
离远点 Get away!
离我的妻子远点 Get away from my wife!
不知道她烧焦了会是什么味道 Wonder how she'll smell when she's burning.
徳洛莉 不不不 Dolly. No, no, no, no!
停下 Stop that.
停下 Stop!
小心点 走错一步 Careful. One wrong move and, well...
放开她 她 Let her go! She...
她和这事没关系 伙计 She's got nothing to do with this, man!
我们是讲道理的人 We're reasonable people.
如果你遵守规矩 Now, if you play by the rules,
也许我们会允许你 maybe we'll allow you to
下周继续通过电视看到她 tune in next week and see her again.
同样的时间 Same time.
同样的地点 Same place.
我们只想 All we want
让你成为 is for you to be the hero
你应该成为的英雄 722 that you are, 722.
对不起 小火花 Sorry, Sparky.
你说什么 I beg your pardon?
跟着我 Follow me.
这么多年 All those years...
因为我 Because of me.
然后呢 Then what?
我不能像弗莱克斯一样理解你 I... I can't understand you like Flex can.
你想让我看到什么 What do you want me to see?
德洛丽丝 Dolores.
我们之间拥有的是爱 There is love that we have in the open...
还有埋在心底 then there's what's hidden
深处的真心 in the depths of our secret hearts.
还要巧克力酱吗 More chocolate sauce?
要吗 来吧 来吧 Yeah? Yeah! Yeah.
哇卡 哇卡 哇卡 哇卡 Waco, waco. waco, waco.
我自己就是个杆位选手 比莉 I'm a pole position man myself, Billy.
我的妈呀 是我的大英雄 Holy smokes, it's my hero,
赛车手克里夫·斯蒂勒 race car driver Cliff Steele.
是的 比莉 我是来让你好受些的 That's right, Billy. I'm here to make you feel better.
我是赛车手克里夫·斯蒂勒 I'm race car driver Cliff Steele.
奥古斯塔的弗农.里德 Vernon Reid for Augusta.
天哪 那是你吗 Oh, my God. Is that you?
这个节目播出后 Ya know, there actually was some buzz about
有传言说我会得日间艾美奖 a Daytime Emmy for me after this aired.
什么奖 最佳小丑配角 For what? Best Supporting Ass Clown?
演戏很难的 好吗 Hey, you know, acting's hard, all right?
我... And I--
这玩意是干什么的 What the hell is that for?
我们尽了一切努力修复这个傻笑白痴 We've tried everything we can to try to fix this chucklefuck.
现在要用点升级手段了 It's time to kick it up a notch.
慢着 Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.
-怎么了 -慢着 慢着 - What? - Slow down. Slow down.
你不觉得我们做得有点过分了吗 Don't you think we might be taking this a bit too far?
放轻松 我们不是真的要烧了他 Oh, relax. We're not actually going to torch him.
我们只是要让他以为我们要这么做 We're gonna make him think we are.
我们还是在扰乱那个可怜人的大脑 Still, we're messing with the poor guy's head.
我还以为你会反对这样做 I'd have thought you of all people might be against that.
这话是什么意思 What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
没什么 只是我 Nothing. It's just I,
基于我在地下看到的一切 you know, I'd have thought
我还以为 you might have a little more empathy
你会比较有同情心 given everything I saw in the Underground.
天哪 Oh, my God.
好了 听着 All right, listen.
这和我 This is not about me
或是该死的地下 or the fucking Underground,
或是你现在想说的 or whatever touchy-feely Oprah bullshit
什么婆婆妈妈的奥普拉狗屁都没关系 you're trying to pull right now.
现在的首要任务是找回首席 This is about getting the Chief back.
别再来烦我了 So get off my jock.
-我知道你现在很心烦 -滚开 克里夫 - I can tell your upset. - Fuck off, Cliff.
你也应该感到心烦 And you have every right to be.
-自杀去吧 克里夫 -我只想说 - Kill yourself, Cliff. - And I just want to say--
-吃屎去 克里夫 -我很抱歉 - Eat shit, Cliff. - That I'm sorry.
我看见了一些你可能并不想让我看到的东西 I saw things you probably didn't want me to see.
尽管我不是故意看到的 不过那还是 Even though I didn't mean to, still...
不太好 That wasn't cool.
我很抱歉 And I'm sorry.
我只是想帮你 I only wanted to help.
我只想说 And I just wanna say,
如果你需要找人聊聊 我随时奉陪 if you ever need to talk about it, I'm here.
我不需要谈心 I don't need to talk about it.
我知道怎么找回他的记忆 I know how to get his memory back.
-怎么做 -德洛丽丝 - How? - Dolores.
他妻子 His wife.
若我们能找到她 或许他能找回自己的能力 If we find her, maybe he finds his powers.
或许就能帮我们找到首席 Maybe that gets us to the Chief.
等下 德洛丽丝 Wait. Dolores?
-那个陷害你的女的 -去他妈的 - As in the lady who set you up? - Fuck that.
她可以交给我 I can handle her.
这样应该能让你感觉舒服点 This should make you better.
有力而快速 Strong and fast.
为什么 Why?
克里夫 你真的很行 Wow, Cliff. You're really good.
有传言说我会得日间艾美奖 There was some buzz about a Daytime Emmy for me.
来了 Ta-da!
你好 年轻人 Hello, young man.
看看我的手肘 Look at my elbow.
那个笑声 That laugh, I...
我之前听过 I've heard it before.
-德洛丽丝 -你好 年轻人 - Dolores? - Hello, young man.
德洛丽丝 是你 Dolores, it's you.
是我 我是弗莱克斯 It's me. It's Flex.
好了 回忆找回了 Okay. Memory's back.
-我们能问他首席在哪了吗 -闭嘴 - Can we ask him about the Chief now? - Shut up.
给他俩一点时间 Give them a minute.
我一直都很思念你 徳洛丽 I've missed you so much, Dolly.
你好久都没叫我徳洛丽了 It's been a long time since anyone called me Dolly.
弗莱克斯 Flex?
弗莱克斯 弗莱克斯 Flex? Flex!
-是我 宝贝 -天哪 我以为失去你了 It's me, baby. Oh, God. I thought I lost you.
我就在这 亲爱的 I'm right here, darling.
我就在这 I'm right here.
那些人 他们对我做了些事 Oh, those people, they did things to me.
-他们逼我 -宝贝 我也是 - They made me... - Baby, me too.
我也是 Me too.
没有你我的生命一片黑暗 It's been so dark without you.
但不管他们做了什么 But no matter what they did,
在我心底 deep down...
我一直都知道你在 I always knew you were there.
那笑容 That smile...
我怎么可能忘得了这笑容 Oh, how could I forget that smile?
你还是我最棒的弗莱克斯 It's still your best Flex.
你依然是我的生命之光 And you're still the light of my life.
-不 不 不 怎么了 -弗莱克斯 - No. No, no. What's wrong? - Flex...
-怎么了 怎么了 -我觉得有点不对劲 - What's wrong? What's wrong? - I don't feel right.
不 不 不 没事的 来 坐下 No, no, no. It's okay, here, sit down.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
怎么回事 徳洛丽 怎么了 What's happening? Dolly, what's happening?
他们说要是我去找你 我就... They told me if I ever tried to find you, I--
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no!
徳洛丽 别离开我 徳洛丽 别离开我 Dolly, stay with me. Dolly, stay with me!
弗利克斯 救我 Flex, help me.
-弗利克斯 -别离开我 - Flex... - Stay with me.
徳洛丽 别离开我 Dolly, stay with me.
别离开我 徳洛丽 Stay with me, Dolly!
徳洛丽 别走 不不不不 Dolly, stay with me. No, no, no, no.
你是我的生命之光 You're the light of my life.
为了一件小事费了多少件 So much fuss over such a small thing.
我做不到 I can't do it.
你可以 你必须做到 You can and you will.
-丽塔 -维克多 - Rita-- - Victor,
我们不能一直逃避无名先生 we can't keep running from Mr. Nobody.
恶霸的力量其实都是任其宰割之人赋予的 A bully only has power over you if you give it to him.
-你真相信这狗屁 -我信 - You actually believe that? - I do.
我们每次想帮首席 Every time we try to help the Chief,
都会被各自的恐惧吓退 we let our fear get the best of us.
我们欠他的 应该更努力去尝试 We owe it to him to try a bit harder.
我们需要你 维克 We need you, Vic.
会没事的 It will be all right.
-你如果错了怎么办 -我不会错的 - What if you're wrong? - I'm not.
你或许不相信 You may not trust
你的父亲或自己 但你可以相信我 your father or yourself, but you can trust me.
我不能离开他 I can't leave him.
我得留在这里 I need to be here.
如果我这么做 你们大家就不得不在 If I do this, you guys are gonna
没有我的情况下救出奈尔斯 have to save Niles without me.
安吧 Do it.
没关系的 It's okay.
漂亮 丽塔 Well done, Rita.
这一集看来是 This episode proved to be
你的精神减负之旅 法尔女士 quite the cathartic journey for you, Ms. Farr.
看来你终于准备好 Looks like you're finally ready to--
天哪 还有剧情呢 我特么 Oh, God. There's more? Ugh!
弗莱克斯 Hey, uh, Flex?
你妻子的事情我很抱歉 真的 I'm really sorry about your wife. I am.
但我们的朋友 首席 But our friend the Chief...
现在遇到了大麻烦 is in some serious trouble right now
如果... and if there's---
克里夫 拉瑞不对劲 Cliff. Something's wrong with Larry.
拉瑞 拉瑞 Larry? Larry.
天哪 发生了什么 Jesus. What's happening?
我想大自然终于开始显灵了 I think nature's finally taking its course.
我本该在60年前的飞机事故中死亡 但是 I should have died 60 years ago in that plane crash, but...
魂魄让我活着 The Spirit kept me alive.
然后呢 你在等什么呢 Well? What are you waiting for?
赶紧给我进来 Get the hell back in there.
不 不 别 No. No, don't.
我缠着你够久了 老兄 I've been holding you back long enough, pal.
至少我们中的一个人应该 At least one of us should
重新飞向高空 对吗 现在去吧 get to fly high again, right? Now, go.
你会死的 你不能这么做 You'll die. You can't!
或许吧 Maybe.
走着瞧吧 我说 We'll see, I guess.
我愿意冒这个险 让你也有个机会 拜托 I'm willing to take a chance so you can have yours. Please.
让我为你这样做吧 Let me do this for you.
现在去吧 Now, go.
去吧 Go!
等等 怎么 不行 Wait, what? No!
-你还好吗 -是的 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
是的 我想我俩都好 Yeah, I think we are.
-我们会好的 -那就好 - We will be. - Well, good.
因为这件事要大家众志成城 Because it's all hands on deck.
拉瑞 我欣赏你 Larry, I adore you
很高兴你没事 and I'm glad you're all right,
但如果你把地毯弄上血 我跟你没完 but if you get blood on that carpet, I'll kill you.
谢谢你 丽塔 Thanks, Rita.
维克在哪里 Where's Vic?
跟他父亲在一起 那是他应该在的地方 With his father, where he belongs.
我知道怎么找到奈尔斯 I know how to find Niles.
我不太了解你们怎么想 And I don't know about you all,
但我 已经准备好了 but I, for one, am ready.
准备什么 For what?
反击 To fight back.
愿意加入吗 Care to join me?
该死的 为了奈尔斯 Screw it. For Niles.
为了奈尔斯 For Niles.
是的 Yeah.
为了奈尔斯 For Niles.
终于 Finally.
终于让我看到点超级英雄团队的样子了 A superhero team I can actually get behind.
《末日巡逻队》
终于有个趁手的英雄团队了 A superhero team I can actually use.
你们这些多愁善感的小心眼卢瑟们 Took you emo navel-gazers long enough
终于把那点屁事想通了 to work through your bullshit.
在13集... After 13...
那样好多了 That's better.
在13集毫无意义 After 13 pointless,
模仿性格驱动型叙事的 meandering episodes
弯弯绕绕的辣鸡剧情后 of character-driven shlock,
我们终于 we can finally
能够向各位展现 get to the show that everyone
大家一开始就想看到的东西 wanted to see in the first place.
一部超级英雄的电视剧 A superhero show!
对与错的对决 Right versus Wrong.
好与坏的交锋 Good versus Evil.
英雄与恶魔的战斗 Hero versus Villain.
恶魔就是我 That's me.
你们这些蠢货想找首席 You bozos want the Chief?
来呀来呀 Come and get him.