《末日巡逻队》前情提要 Previously on Doom Patrol...
你不会再从我的指缝中溜走了 You've slipped through my fingers for the last time.
是首席 It's the Chief!
一切都会没事的 首席经常消失 It's all going to be fine. Chief disappears all the time.
消失到他妈的洞里吗 地里他妈的洞里吗 Into a fucking hole? In the fucking ground?
去掉乱糟糟的胡子和肥大的连体服 Take away the ratty beard and the baggy jumpsuit,
我发誓他长得和弗莱克斯·曼塔罗一模一样 and I swear he looks just like Flex Mentallo
丹尼给我们的那本搞笑书里的 from the funny book Danny gave us.
弗莱克斯就是找到首席的关键 Flex is the key to finding the Chief.
德洛丽丝 是我 我是弗莱克斯 Dolores? It's me. It's Flex.
-弗莱克斯 天哪 -是我 宝贝 - Flex? Oh, God. - It's me, baby.
-徳洛丽 别离开我 -弗莱克斯 - Dolly, stay with me. - Flex...
别离开我 Stay with me.
我们需要你再打开网格 We need you to turn Grid back on.
如果我们能找到胡子猎手 就能找到首席 If we can find the Beard Hunter, we can find the Chief.
如果我这么做 你们大家就 If I do this, you guys are gonna
不得不在没有我的情况下救出首席 have to save Niles without me.
安吧 Do it.
我知道怎么找到奈尔斯 愿意加入吗 I know how to find Niles. Care to join me?
为了奈尔斯 For Niles.
终于 在13集模仿性格驱动型叙事的 Finally, after 13 meandering episodes
弯弯绕绕的辣鸡剧情后 我们终于 of character driven schlock, we can finally
能够向各位展现大家一开始就想看到的东西 get to the show that everyone wanted to see in the first place.
一部超级英雄的电视剧 A superhero show!
末日巡逻队
第一季 第十四集
伊利诺斯州 芝加哥
邪恶兄弟会威胁都市
怎么样 So?
你的介绍顺利吗 How'd your presentation go?
兄弟会喜欢吗 Did the Brotherhood like it?
不太喜欢 Not quite.
他们解雇了我 They let me go.
他们开除了你 They fired you?
邪恶兄弟会怎么会开除员工 How does the Brotherhood of Evil fire someone?
而且你为他们付出了那么多 And after all you've done for them?
你有那么多计划 All your plans...
电射线 那个控制天气的东西 the electro ray, the weather control thingy...
巨型机器人 the giant robot?
你跟我说过他会让这座城市屈服 You told me he was going to bring the city to its knees.
你跟他们说了吗 Did you tell them that?
我为他们详细解释了 但首脑觉得 I explained it to them in detail. The Brain just didn't think...
他觉得我没有足够的 He just didn't think I had enough...
-激情 -就这样吗 - zip. - So that's it?
他炒了你 He canned you.
他用大猩猩取代了我 He replaced me with some gorilla.
他们决定雇一些打手 They decided to bring in some muscle?
不 真的大猩猩 No. An actual gorilla.
据说他很聪明 会说法语 He's quite smart, allegedly. Speaks French.
-你必须回去 -怎么说 - You have to go back. - How's that?
你要昂首阔步地踏入他们的藏身地 You're going to march into their hideout
然后你要跟首脑谈话 and you're going to talk to the Brain.
让他想明白 Make him see the light.
不行 亲爱的 我不能那样做 No, honey. I can't... I can't do that.
我轻易就脱身了 I got off easy.
我们说的可是邪恶兄弟会 This is the Brotherhood of Evil we're talking about.
他们解雇员工 通常不留活口 Usually when they let someone go, they let them go.
我现在还活着的唯一原因 The only reason I'm alive right now
就是因为他们认为我不构成威胁 不论是 is because they don't consider me a threat physically or...
体能还是头脑上 他们说的 intellectually. Their words.
我不能再这样下去了 I can't do this anymore.
不 米莉 听我说 这只是个小挫折 Oh, no, Millie. Please. Look, this is just a minor setback.
我很快就会重回巅峰 I am gonna be back on top in no time.
问题就在这里 That's just it.
你从来没登上过巅峰 You've never been on top.
你有那么多奇思妙想 You have all these big ideas.
但只有我一个人相信 But I am the only one who buys into them.
我像小狗一样跟着你 I follow you around like a puppy.
-我真傻 -别走 米莉 - I'm a real dunce. - No, Millie.
米莉 别走 Millie. No.
求你了 Please.
我一定会出人头地 I am going to be somebody.
但你不会 你只是个无名小卒 But you're not. You're just a nobody.
你永远都会是这样 And that's what you'll always be.
对不起 埃里克 I'm sorry, Eric.
无名先生是他妈怎么想的 What the hell was Mr. Nobody thinking?
为什么要把首席带到鸟不拉屎的地方去 Why bring the Chief all the way to East Bumfuck?
我不知道 I don't know.
对啊 要开童子军露营大会吗 Yeah. Fucking Cub Scout jamboree?
我们先别管无名先生了 好吗 Let's forget Mr. Nobody for a moment, shall we?
我们不是在跟踪他 我们是在找胡子猎手 We aren't following him. We are after the Beard Hunter.
根据维克的网格玩意儿 According to Vic's Grid thingamajiggy,
胡子猎手已经在这个地点待了超过一周 the Beard Hunter has been in this spot for over a week.
他停止搜寻了 He's stopped searching.
如果我们要找首席 If we're looking for the Chief,
我们不是应该 shouldn't we be trying to
跟后面的闲散疯子队长谈谈吗 figure out Captain Banana-hammock back there?
我不确定他现在能有多大用处 I don't know how much use he's gonna be right now.
很奇怪 不是吗 It's strange, isn't it?
在蚂蚁农场关了那么久后 呼吸到新鲜空气 Getting fresh air after all that time cooped up in the Ant Farm.
德洛丽丝的事我很遗憾 I am so sorry about Dolores.
如果我们知道会发生什么 If we'd known what would have happened,
就不会带她来见你了 we wouldn't have brought her to you.
-是我的错 -弗莱克斯 不是的 - It's my fault. - Flex. That's not true.
她体内那个装置 That contraption in her,
在我们认出对方之后就启动了 it went off the moment we recognized each other.
我应该想到他们会有后招 I should have known they'd be one step ahead of me.
-我害死了德洛丽丝 -不 你没有 - I killed Dolores. - No, you didn't.
是常态保护局干的 你需要记住这点 The Bureau of Normalcy did. You need to remember that.
在我们找回首席之后 And after we get the Chief back,
我们要让他们付出代价 we'll make them answer for it.
我们要让他们为所有事付出代价 We'll make them answer for everything.
等下 前边有情况 Wait. We got something up here.
一片荒地里怎么有一条街 What's a street doing in the middle of nowhere?
他们一定有合理的解释 I'm sure they have a logical explanation.
-他们 -丹尼 我没提起过那个有意识 - They? - Danny. Did I never mention the sentient,
会传送 我和维克去过的酷儿性别街道吗 teleporting, gender queer street Vic and I hung out on
那时候简发疯了想要结婚 while Jane lost her shit and tried to get married?
-维克提起过 -你真是太封闭了 老兄 - Vic mentioned it. - You really keep to yourself too much, man.
那就是丹尼 你们一定会喜欢他们的 Well, that's Danny, and you're going to love them.
什么鬼 The fuck?
偷窥狂的无尽夜总会
-新奇 很有爱 -现在我们干什么 - Quaint. Perfectly lovely. - What do we do now?
像群混球一样喊"你好 街道"吗 Just say "Hello, Street" Like a pack of assholes?
拉瑞
某人在这里挺受欢迎啊 Oh, someone's popular here.
各位 这是丹尼 Gang, meet Danny.
丹尼 这是丽塔 简和克里夫 Danny, this is Rita, Jane and Cliff.
-丹尼 -你俩认识吗 - Danny? - You two know each other?
弗莱克斯 我好想你 德洛丽丝还好吗
她不在了 丹尼 She's gone, Danny.
德洛丽丝不在了 Dolores is gone.
我很遗憾
真对不起 I'm so sorry.
这个场景很美丽也很有必要 我不想打断 This moment is beautiful and necessary, and I hate to interrupt.
但是我们在找一个吃胡子的神经病 But we're looking for a lunatic who eats beard hair--
-你今天真漂亮 美人 -回头见 - Looking beautiful today, sunshine. - See ya.
难以置信 Unbelievable.
欧内斯特 欧内斯特 Ernest. Ernest!
你 阴毛跟踪狂 You! Pube Stalker!
是胡子猎手 而且我已经洗手不干了 It's Beard Hunter. And I don't do that anymore.
我已经不再干那事了 I don't do that anymore.
你们这群操蛋货在看什么 What are you fuckwads looking at?
奈尔斯·考尔德在哪里 Where is Niles Caulder?
你吃了他的胡子 不是吗 You ate his beard, didn't you?
你被引导到了这里 不是吗 It led you here, didn't it?
可那家伙不在这里 And your boy wasn't here.
但是丹尼在 But Danny was.
他们帮我戒了胡子 They got me off the beard hair
给了我一个新生的机会 and gave me a chance to start anew.
骗子 铁头 做些糟糕的事 Baloney. Hammerhead, do something awful.
告诉我答案 不然我就把香蕉 Give me answers or I'll give you bananas
一个个塞进你的菊花 up your ass one at a time.
不剥皮 Peels on.
我知道奈尔斯在哪里
等下 你一直都知道吗 Wait. You've known this whole time?
我上次来的时候你为什么不告诉我 Why didn't you tell me the last time I was here?
我害怕无名先生
丹尼 看看我们 我们搜寻了两块大陆 Danny, look at us. We've searched through two continents
进了一个驴子的禁忌之地 and up a donkey's mustn't-touch-it.
我们已经在崩溃边缘了 We are hanging on by a thread.
如果你不能帮助我们 首席就会永远消失 If you can't help us, I'm afraid the Chief will be lost forever.
我们也会迷失 And so will we.
空白
-"空白" -我知道空白是什么 - "White Space"? - I know what the White Space is.
我知道怎么去那里 And I know how to get there.
做噩梦了吗 Bad dreams, huh?
爸爸 Dad.
爸爸 Dad...
我理解你的感受 I can understand that.
我刚做了一个大噩梦 I just had a doozy of a nightmare.
空白是没有故事的地方 The White Space is the area where there is no story.
空白存在于没有内容的地方 The White Space exists where content doesn't.
就是这每一格之间的地方 It's the space on this page between the panels.
空白 是个妙词 烧脑 有诗意 The White Space. That's beautiful, heady, poetic.
那我们要怎么进去那里 Now how in the name of fuck do we get in there?
我有块肌肉可以帮你进去 Well, I have a flex for that.
-你需要婴儿油还是什么 -等下 - You need baby oil or anything? - Wait.
不可能这么简单 It can't be that easy.
曼塔罗先生摆个姿势 然后呢 Mr. Mentallo here strikes a pose, and then what happens?
然后我就可以打开一条 Well, then I open up a pathway
从这个空间通往空白的道路 from this dimension to the White Space.
是 丽塔想说的是我们需要策略 Yeah. What Rita's trying to say is that we need a strategy.
我们不知道空白之中等待我们的是什么 We have no idea what's waiting for us in the White Space.
我们之前对付过无名先生 We've dealt with Mr. Nobody before.
首先 他会分散我们 First, he'll separate us.
然后他会用我们的过去折磨我们 And then he'll use our past to torture us.
那我们只要阻止他那么做就行了 Well, we'll just have to stop him from doing that.
我们从这事开始就没阻止过任何事 We haven't stopped a goddamn thing since this started.
我们毁了一座城镇 We destroyed the town.
之后被复原了啊 It got put back together.
然后还有灭物主 他碾压了我们 Then there was the Decreator, he ran all over us.
所以我们召唤了复物主啊 So we summon the Re-Creator.
我们差点毁了几个老年人的生活 We nearly ruined the lives of a group of senior citizens.
我们找到他们的时候就是那德性啊 They were fucked when we found them.
天啊 别闹了 Jesus. Knock it off!
对 我们的胜率是坨屎 Yeah. Our win-loss record is shit.
我们进不了季后赛 We're not making the playoffs.
谁他妈在乎啊 我们早超越这些了 Who gives a shit? We're past that.
我们挣扎着挺过了 We've fought and clawed our way
那么多破事 现在来到了这里 through a ton of fuck ups, and now we're here.
准备敲开救奈尔斯的门 Knocking on the door to save Niles.
我们必须进去 而且要一起进去 We have to go in. And we're going in together.
-来吧 -好 - Let's do this. - All right.
各位 集中注意力 Everybody, focus.
我需要你们将注意力 I need you to focus
集中在空白上 on the white space.
有人感觉到什么了吗 Anybody? Anything?
我有点感觉 I feel something.
我也是 Me too.
是啊 Yeah.
我也应该有这种感觉吗 Is there something that I should be feeling right now?
就像...等下 It's like... Wait.
我的天 Oh, my...
这他妈是怎么了 What the fuck is going on?
我们快要达到... We're all reaching...
我们要高潮了 老兄 We're fucking coming, man!
操 Shit.
我想我扯错了肌肉 I think I flexed the wrong muscle.
废话 蠢货 No shit, dummy!
好棒 Oh, yeah!
我他妈要杀了你 I'll fucking kill you!
操 Oh, fuck!
我的天啊
我非常非常抱歉 I am so, so, so, so sorry.
我本来想动头夹肌的 I was shooting for the splenius capitis.
但不小心扯到了颈夹肌 And I accidentally flexed my splenius cervicis.
-它们就挨着... -给我们点时间 - They're right next to each-- - Just give us a moment!
-拜托 -你们慢慢来 - Please. - Take as much time as you need.
我太蠢了 我... I... I'm stupid. I...
好点了吗 你感觉舒服点了吗 Is that better? Are you more comfortable?
嗯 Yeah.
你重装了网格 很好 You reinstalled Grid. Good.
是的 我... Oh. Yeah, I, uh...
我就不应该卸载它 I should never have taken it out.
对不起 爸爸 I'm sorry, Dad.
我又搞砸了 I screwed up again.
-没关系 维克多 -不 - It's all right, Victor. - No.
不是没关系 It's really not.
你说得对 You were right.
我没有准备好 I wasn't ready.
我一头扎进去搜寻奈尔斯 I just jumped into this whole search for Niles
却完全不知道...我要面对的是什么 without any idea what I... what I was dealing with.
无名先生就是这样操控我的 That's how Mr. Nobody got into my head.
他利用我脑子里回旋着的所有想法 He just used everything that was swirling in my mind,
还有我的不信任 and my mistrust,
然后将其扭曲 and he twisted it.
你不信任我吗 Your mistrust of me?
我不知道自己当时在想什么 I don't know what I was thinking.
-我差点杀了你 -不 - I almost killed you. - No.
我知道你在想什么 I know what you were thinking.
而你不信任我是对的 And you were right not to trust me.
你的记忆不全是真的 维克 Not all of your memories are real, Vic.
谢谢你们再给我一次机会 各位 Thanks for giving me another shot at this, guys.
等一下 为什么你也叫了 Hold up. Why were you even screaming?
你没有任何感觉 You can't feel anything.
因为... Um, 'cause--
-你是假装高潮吗 -什么 不是 - Did you fake an orgasm? - What? No!
我太尊重在场的每一个人了 I have too much respect for everyone here.
你怎么能这样... How could you even...
因为我不想觉得不合群 好吗 'Cause I didn't wanna feel left out, okay?
别可怜我 Don't pity me.
-弗莱克斯 开始吧 -好 - Flex, do your thing. - Okay.
各位 集中注意力 Everybody, focus.
-你集中注意力 -对 好 - You focus. - Right. Yes.
我集中注意力 I'll focus.
-有反应吗 -真他妈要命 - Anything? - Jesus fucking Christ.
我开始觉得整件事都是在浪费时间 I'm starting to feel like this entire thing is a waste of time.
别闹了 保罗 快吃 Stop it. Paul. That's enough. Now eat.
我操 Holy shit.
拉瑞 别说粗话 Larry. Language.
《禁忌刚果》
我操 Holy shit.
我们十分钟后在码头上等你 法尔小姐 Ready for you on the docks in ten, Ms. Farr.
船的场景都准备好了 The boat scene is all set up.
简 没有人想伤害你 Jane, no one wants to hurt you,
但是你得去治疗 but you have to go to therapy.
我操 Holy shit.
-我... -操 - Holy-- - Shit.
我们知道了 克里夫 We get it, Cliff.
尽管你们尽了最大的努力 你们还是 Despite your best efforts, you all waltzed
直接跳进了你们想要避开的陷阱 straight into the very trap you hoped to avoid.
今天什么日子 What day is it?
你人生中最重要的一天 Only the biggest day of your life.
没错 That's right.
今天是拉瑞试飞的大日子 This was the day of Larry's big flight.
然后他的身体就会变成烧焦的民宿 The day his body would become a charred Airbnb
给傻逼星球的生命体借住 for the being from Planet Dickhead.
丽塔将要跌落水中 Rita was about to stumble into the drink,
然后永远被锁在自己膨胀之役中 and become forever locked in her own Battle of the Bulge.
突出部之役 第二次世界大战欧洲西线战场战役
我们的简脖子将被扎上一针 Our girl Jane was due to get a spike in the neck
让她心里所有的怪物 that would make all of the monsters inside her
都变得更具破坏性 that much more destructive.
而克里夫正准备 And Cliffy was about to
把他的软顶车和他老婆变成敞篷的 turn his T-top and his wife into a convertible.
都不是什么好下场 Pretty rough deals all around.
-滚 -是你们闯到我家来的 - Fuck off! - You're the ones that barged into my home.
我应该叫你们滚蛋 I should be telling you to fuck off,
但是我想要给你们提供 but instead I'm going to offer you
可悲的人生中最好的交易 the greatest deal of your pitiful lives.
如果你们能重回原来的生活呢 What if you could have your old lives back,
而且不会发生那些摧毁你们的恐怖悲剧 minus the horrific tragedies that destroyed you?
我听够你的废话了 I've had enough of your bullshit.
克里夫 我没开玩笑 谁也不用死 I'm not kidding, Cliff. No one has to die.
好好想想吧 Just think about it.
一切回到从前 所有的荣耀和魅力 You can have it all back. All of the glory and glamour.
人生可以随心所欲 Your life could be whatever you want, however you want.
这样不好吗 简 如果你能 Wouldn't it be nice, Jane, if you could mitigate
减轻一点点那些噩梦 even some of the damage
给你带来的伤害 those nightmares inside of you have caused?
我能让它们都消失 I can make all of that go away.
-我们要做什么 -很简单 - What do we have to do? - That's the easy part.
你们就老老实实地 You just have to stay nice and cozy right
待在这里就好了 where you are.
别再找奈尔斯·考尔德了 And stop looking for Niles Caulder.
我们他妈的为什么要相信你说的话 And why the fuck should we believe anything you say?
因为你知道我说的是真的 Because you know this is real.
你知道只要我下了决心 我几乎什么都会做 You know I do almost anything I set my mind to.
你知道我以前就这么做过 You know I've done it before.
首席怎么办 What happens to the Chief?
这是最棒的部分 That's the beautiful part.
你们不会操心想他 You don't worry about him
因为如果你们留在记忆中 because if you stay here in this memory,
就永远不会遇到奈尔斯·考尔德 you won't ever meet Niles Caulder.
他会从你们的世界中消失 He will cease to exist in your world
从你们的记忆中淡去 and fade from your memories.
别再旁白了 傻逼 Stop narrating me, you shithead.
你叫谁傻逼呢 傻逼 Who you calling shithead, shithead?
想要喝一瓶吗 Want one?
现在你心动了 Okay, now you're tempted.
好的 我想要 Yeah, I do. I want one.
我们不再是之前 We aren't the same team
你在驴子里对付过的那个团队了 you dealt with back in the donkey, you know.
我们变强了 We're stronger now.
我们都很努力地改进自身 We've all been working very hard on ourselves.
努力 你们围成一圈 Work? You've sat around in a circle
像丙级早餐俱乐部一样抱怨 and whined like a C-team Breakfast Club.
克里夫从鳄鱼那里偷了块手表 Cliff stole a watch from an alligator.
电力先生终于出柜了 Mr. Electricity here finally came out of the closet
芳龄95 at the tender age of 95.
简躲到自己的内心深处 Jane crawled as deep into herself as she could
差点在大脑里自杀了 and almost committed mind suicide or some shit.
你管这些叫努力 拜托 You call that work? Please.
-丽塔 -进来 - Rita? - Come in.
我们都准备好了 还有个好消息告诉你 We're all set. And I've got some good news for you.
-是吗 -我们开除了亨利 - You do? - We fired Henry.
那个调焦员 The focus puller?
那个让你分心的 他的胳膊 The one distracting you with the, uh...
你知道的 you know?
又怎么了 丽塔 What is it now, Rita?
-需要帮忙吗 -好的 - Want some help? - Sure.
-你从什么时候开始会洗碗了 -从... - Since when do you wash dishes? - Since...
-我不知道 -你要迟到了 - I don't know. - You're going to be late.
你真好闻 You smell so good.
-我是好人吗 -怎么说 - Am I a good person? - How so?
我不是坏人吧 As in not a bad person.
雪莉尔 这次飞行之后你有什么打算 Sheryl, what are you going to do after this flight?
我是说我们 我们说过的一切 所有我 I'm talking about us. Everything we talked about. All my...
没实现的承诺 broken promises.
我们之间会怎样 What's going to happen with us?
这感觉不对 This doesn't feel right.
-丽塔 你很棒 -是吗 - Rita, you're fantastic. - I am?
当然 Sure you are.
全球几百万人都迷恋你 Millions of people across the globe adore you.
你想要什么 What do you want?
你该出发了 You should go.
我们会看的 We'll be watching.
我们去拍摄吧 Now, let's get out there, hmm?
让他们想起爱你的理由 And remind them why.
我回到了记忆中 I come back to a memory
在这里我重新拥有了一切 where I have it all again.
我找回了家人 And then I got my family...
结果我又开始干保姆了 I start fucking the nanny again.
别犯浑 Don't be an asshole.
她说得对 我该走了 She's right. I should go.
就这样吗 Just like that?
好了 All right, then.
-最后一眼 -对 好好看一眼 - Last looks. - Yes, take a long last look.
因为你要是离开这顶帐篷 Because if you leave this tent,
你就会变成怪物 you're going to turn into a monster.
事故之前我早就变成怪物了 我现在明白了 I'd become a monster long before my accident. I see that now.
我曾经自毁人生 刚刚又毁了一次 I ruined this life once, I'm just ruining it again.
我还是一堆垃圾 I'm still a piece of garbage.
我这样回来既自私 The way I was back here was so selfish,
又虚伪 dishonest.
我在很久以前就毁掉了这个家 I ruined this family years before today.
我也许还有很长的路 I may still have a long way to go,
但我知道 but I know
我已经变得更好了 I've become a better person since all this.
这都是因为奈尔斯的帮助 And my stay with Niles has been a big part of that.
我要去找我的新生活 I have to work on my new life.
我给不了 Sheryl and the boys deserve
雪莉儿和孩子们应得的生活 better than anything I could have given them.
我们要找到奈尔斯 We got to find Niles.
克里夫 我知道这一季我干了不少坏事 Cliff, I know I've been a shit this season.
但我说的是实话 But I'm telling you the truth.
这些都是真的 你可以挽救你的家人 This is all real and you can save your family.
你并不想这样做 不要走 You don't want to do this. Just stay.
扯淡 Nah. I call bullshit.
约翰怎么办 What about John then?
你终于可以和他在一起了 You can finally be with him.
约翰有他的生活 John's lived his life.
我也应该一样 I should too.
你到底要做什么 What on Earth are you doing?
操你妈 Oh, fuck you.
你有能力建造未来之城 You have the power to build the city of the future!
至少有一个人有点脑子 At least one of you has some brains.
从今以后 你就叫"不疯的简" From now on, I'm calling you "Sensible Jane."
你能相信其他人吗 真不要脸 Can you believe the others? The gall?
至少你知道我不是坏人 At least you know I'm not the bad guy here.
你知道我只是要帮忙 You know I'm trying to help.
铁头 你要干什么 Hammerhead, what are you doing?
我们要出去 Getting us out of here.
你觉得你在帮我们 You think you're helping me and the others?
去你的 Well, fuck that!
这是我们最美好的一天 This was the greatest day of our life.
我们终于不只是光说不干了 This was the day we got some bite to our bark.
不行 No, no.
住手 Stop. Stop.
这里更安全 It's safer here.
安全才怪 Safe? Safer my ass.
我们经历过的事情 The shit we went through?
对别人安全 It's safer for others.
我们不能靠近普通人 We can't be around regular people.
我们会伤害他们 We hurt them. Okay?
管他妈的 I don't give a fuck
普通人 about regular people.
我们应该保护内心的小女孩 We're supposed to protect the girl.
糟了 Well, shit.
我对事故的记忆 All I remember from the accident
只有在草地上醒来 is waking up on the lawn.
-妈妈就在我身旁 但已经 -不是 - Mom was next to me, but she was-- - No.
她当时还活着 She was still alive.
什么 What?
你们两个都命悬一线 Each of you were barely hanging in there.
我们把你送进了实验室的实验手术中心 We rushed you to the S.T.A.R.'s experimental surgical center.
不是我们两个 Both of us?
当时很明显 It quickly became apparent
我只能救下一个人 I would only be able to save one of you.
为什么是我 Then why?
为什么救我 Why did you save me?
是奈尔斯选的 It was Niles.
他认为你的身体条件比较容易接受 He argued that you were the better physical candidate
生物科技 to accept the biotechnology.
我仍然不听 But I still wouldn't listen.
但他让我意识到一个简单的事实 Then he made me realize one simple fact.
你的母亲 Saving you...
一定会选择救你 would be the only choice your mother would make.
她只会让我做出这样的选择 The only choice she would let me make.
所以我没救她 So I let her go.
不对 No...
但我记得 But I remember...
她当时躺在 she was on the lawn
房前的草坪上 in front of the house.
-那是 -那是我们告诉你的 - That was-- - That was a story you were told.
简单的谎言 A simple lie,
在你恢复时 一次次地告诉你 told over and over again while you recovered.
日复一日 Every day...
直到你信以为真 until you believed it.
那你没有损坏我的程序 So, you didn't corrupt my programming.
没有 Uh-uh.
你在我的真实记忆里做了手脚 You messed with my actual memories.
我不指望你原谅我 I don't expect you to forgive me.
但我希望你知道我有多么难受 But I can hope that you know how sorry--
你知不知道这些年来 Do you know how hard it was
我有多痛苦 carrying this for years?
你为什么不告诉我 Why didn't you tell me?
-你为什么这样做 -我很害怕 - Why did you do this to me? - I was afraid.
如果你知道我没有救你母亲 I was certain it would destroy our family
我怕这样会毁掉我们的家庭 if you knew I had to make the choice to let your mother pass.
我害怕 I was afraid
你恨我 of having you hate me.
所以你就让我担这个罪责 So you let me shoulder the blame instead.
我意识到 I didn't realize...
我撒的谎 how destructive
带来的危害性时已经太迟了 my dishonesty was until it was too late.
故事的影响太大了 The story was too powerful.
它和神经手术都成为了钢骨的一部分 It made you Cyborg as much as the surgery.
你要去哪里 Where are you going?
我有我真正可以信任的人 I got some people I can actually trust.
我的朋友们 Friends.
他们需要我的帮助 And they need my help.
看看这些无知的人 Look at these nimrods.
我亲手奉上了他们 I handed them the happy ending
期盼了数十年的美好结局 they wasted decades pining for.
而他们做了什么 他们却弃之不理 And what did they do? They shit all over it.
现在他们迷茫而孤独 Now they were lost and alone
处了我的旁白别无陪伴 with nothing but my narration to keep them company.
很可能会是永远如此 Most likely, forever.
但是内心深处 丽塔知道一切都会好起来的 But deep down, Rita knew everything was going to be fine.
会好起来的 Totally fine.
所以她向前迈步 So forward she marched.
你在干什么 Um, what are you doing?
我受够了让别人来叙述我的故事 I'm sick of having someone else tell my story.
而且叙述地很糟糕 Badly, I might add.
所以 从现在开始我要自己叙述我的故事 Therefore, I shall be narrating my own tale from now on.
所以她向前迈步 So she marched forward.
-但是你不能就这么叙述 -一直向前 - But you can't just narrate-- - Ever forward.
-停下 -一直向前 - Stop it! - Ever onward.
-旁白不是这样的 -最终 - It doesn't work like that! - Eventually,
在惊奇的转折路口 in a stunning twist,
丽塔和她的朋友们找到了彼此 Rita and her friends found one another.
克里夫 Cliff!
丽塔 Rita!
就知道我听见你说话了 Thought I heard you.
丽塔 Hey, Rita.
你刚刚在我的脑袋里吗 Were you just in my head?
我觉得试试自己当旁白 I've decided to try my hand at narrating.
如果你想要称心的角色 If you want the plum roles,
有时你得自己写自己的角色 sometimes you have to write them yourself.
等等 简在哪里 Wait. Where's Jane?
你们都知道她有自己的节奏吧 You all know she moves at her own pace.
-首席 -让我们抓紧他别放手 - Chief! - Let's grab him and bolt.
你们不该来这里 You shouldn't have come here.
你们真的觉得会这么容易吗 Did you really think it would be that easy?
如果想要带走奈尔斯 你们要先通过我这关 If you want Niles, you have to go through me.
不是什么大问题 Shouldn't be a problem.
在我看来你就是个傻逼 Real you looks like a fucking dweeb to me.
对了 Right.
这样的穿着的确不适合 I suppose this is hardly appropriate
这么盛大无聊的碾压高能场面 for the big, boring punch 'em up climax.
这样是不是好点 Is this better?
现在 Now,
谁想先被扯成碎片 who wants to get ripped apart first?
你为什么想要战斗 And why do you want to fight?
哈里森医生 Dr. Harrison?
我们在准备盛大的超级英雄决战 We're getting ready for the big superhero fight.
你却变成了这个人格 This is who you turn into?
你这么做想要填补什么空缺 What are you overcompensating for?
-我没在填补空缺 -拜托 - I'm not overcompensating. - Please.
这个型态 This form.
这种虚伪的阴暗 This phony darkness.
这种幼稚的邪恶力量的表现 This childish display of sinister power.
太可笑了 That's ridiculous.
首先 我很邪恶和阴暗 A, I am sinister and dark.
其次 只要我想这么做 B, I'm powerful enough
我强大到能够控制这整个流媒体 to control this entire streaming service if I wanted to.
这是怎么回事 What the fuck is going on?
我们正在目睹一个具有典型妄想性格的人 We are witnessing someone with a classic delusional personality.
很可能是由于终身自卑导致的 Most likely caused by a lifelong sense of inferiority.
-瞎扯 -是吗 - Oh, bullshit. - Is it?
你申称能够控制整个电视节目 You claim you can control this television program,
但是丽塔却能讲述自己的对白 yet, Rita here was easily able to wrest control
轻松夺取控制权 by providing her own narration.
她运气好 She got lucky.
或者也许你的根本问题是一个女人 Or maybe the source of your problem is a woman.
那不是 That is not--
你只是个无名小卒 你永远都会是这样 You're just a nobody. And that's what you'll always be.
米莉 Millie.
你是怎么做到的 How are you doing this?
你做这些就因为你被甩了 You're doing all this because you were dumped?
我明白 恋爱的基本操作 I get it. Standard stuff.
-基本 -我不基本 - Basic. -I am not basic.
你不想成为普通人 You don't want to be.
你想独一无二 You want to be original.
尽管有许多讽刺的评论和判断 Despite all the sarcastic comments and judgments...
-他很可悲 -他和我们一样 - He's sad. - He's like us.
你们竟敢这样 How dare you?
-你在转变前心理早就扭曲了 -也许是的 - You were twisted before you were twisted. - Maybe.
只是现在我有超能力 是时候送你们上路了 Except now, I have power. And it's time to die.
我不想战斗 I don't want to fight.
-什么 -我不知道 - What? - I don't know.
-我了解你了之后挺难过的 -我也是 - I feel kind of bad now that I know you. - Me too.
-没错 -让我们帮你吧 - Yeah. - Let us help you.
-让奈尔斯进入你的心 -不 - Let Niles into your heart. - No!
这样是不对的 This is not right.
不管你们应不应战 你们都不会再可怜我了 You are not going to pity me any longer. Fight or don't.
但我要... But I'm going to--
操 Fuck.
怎么 他不是说别可怜他吗 What? The guy said not to pity him.
就这样了 Is that it?
应该是吧 I believe it might be.
你觉得呢 首席 What do you say, Chief?
准备好回家了吗 You ready to go home?
你可能要振作一下 那里差不多被我们毁了 You might wanna brace yourself. We kind of trashed the place.
-我们在那打败了整个邪教 -还有自己 - We fought a whole cult in there. - And each other.
我脑袋里有只老鼠 I had a rat in me.
下次我再跟你说这件事 It's a story for another time.
找到你可真不容易 首席 It was quite the wild ride, Chief, finding you.
我觉得你们找到的不止有我 I think you all found much more than me.
他们都去哪了 Oh, where are they all?
你们都在哪 Where are you all?
抱歉 抱歉 我在戴面具 Sorry, sorry, I was putting on my face.
你觉得我一觉醒来就这么帅气吗 You think I wake up looking this pretty?
早上七点准时举行晨会 Morning briefing begins promptly at 7.00 a.m.
想成为团队 就得付出努力 If we want to be a team, we have to make the effort.
那是当然 所以我十点就下楼 Absolutely. That's why I was down here at ten to
等着你们了 waiting on all of you.
谢谢你 丽塔 Thank you, Rita.
你一直都是我们的典范 Setting the example as always.
你是在用你的能力 Hey, do you use your powers to stick your nose
猛拍首席马屁还是... all the way up the Chief's ass or...
-火药味很浓 -抱歉大伙 我去跑步了 - Boom. - Sorry, everyone. I was on my run.
保持优美身形 飞鹰侠 Hey, way to keep it tight, Hawkman.
可以开始晨会了吗 Might we start our briefing, please?
晨会 拜托 别整花哨的名字 早餐 Briefing? Please. Let's call it what it is. Breakfast.
巧克力碎薄煎饼吗 Chocolate chip pancakes?
你昨天就把所有巧克力碎吃完了 You ate all the chocolate chips yesterday.
靠 Damn.
那开始布置任务吧 Well, let's get to the task at hand.
邪恶兄弟会又出来活动了 The Brotherhood of Evil is on the move again.
邪恶兄弟会威胁都市
最后一次现身是在布鲁塞尔 Last seen in Brussels.
看上去任务有变了 走吧 Looks like the task at hand has changed. Come on.
留着这些食物放坏真是可惜了 Such a shame to leave all this food to spoil.
你只用看好你的培根就好 You just look after your own bacon.
你觉得是什么情况 What do you think it is?
可能是那个 Maybe it's that.
首席 你看见没 Chief, are you seeing this?
这种好戏我怎么能错过 How could I miss it?
怎么开始 怎么结束 How do we start it and how do we finish it?
和往常一样 试着跟它沟通 Same as always. Try talking to it.
我来吧 我会说机器人语 I got this. I speak robot.
喂 大个子 你是敌是友 Hey, big fella. You friend or foe?
他绝逼是敌人 He's foe as fuck.
看来要来硬的了 Looks like it's going to be the hard way.
只要平民能脱险 As long as the regular people are out of danger.
去他妈的平民 Fuck the regular people.
不 No!
他们都去哪了 Oh, where are they all?
你们都在哪 Where are you all?
抱歉 抱歉 我在戴面具 Sorry, sorry, I was putting on my face.
你觉得我一觉醒来就这么帅气吗 You think I wake up looking this pretty?
早上七点准时举行晨会 Morning briefing begins promptly at 7.00 a.M.
想成为团队 就得付出努力 If we want to be a team, we have to make the effort.
那是当然 所以我十点就下楼 Absolutely. That's why I was down here at ten to
等着你们了 waiting on all of you.
谢谢你 丽塔 Thank you, Rita.
抱歉大伙 我去跑步了 Sorry, everyone. I was on my run.
保持优美身形 飞鹰侠 Hey, way to keep it tight, Hawkman.
可以开始晨会了吗 Might we start our briefing, please?
晨会 拜托 别整花哨的名字 早餐 Briefing? Please. Let's call it what it is. Breakfast.
巧克力碎薄煎饼吗 Chocolate chip pancakes?
你昨天就把所有巧克力碎吃完了 You ate all the chocolate chips yesterday.
靠 Damn.
看上去任务有变了 走吧 Looks like the task at hand has changed. Come on.
留着这些食物放坏真是可惜了 Such a shame to leave all this food to spoil.
你只用看好你的培根就好 You just look after your own bacon.
首席 你看见没 Are you seeing this, Chief?
这种好戏我怎么能错过 How could I miss it?
喂 大个子 你是敌是友 Hey, big fella. You friend or foe?
他绝逼是敌人 He's foe as fuck.
看来要来硬的了 Looks like it's going to be the hard way.
只要平民能脱险 As long as the regular people are out of danger.
去他妈的平民 Fuck the regular people.
不... N--
看上去任务有变了 走吧 Looks like the task at hand has changed. Come on.
留着这些食物放坏真是可惜了 Such a shame to see all this food spoil.
只用... Just...
注意安全 Be careful, please.
怎么开始 怎么结束 How do we start it and how do we finish it?
和往常一样 试着... Same as always. Try...
跑 快跑 Run. Run like hell!
看上去任务有变了 走吧 Looks like the task at hand has changed. Come on.
你觉得是什么情况 What do you think it is?
可能是那个 Maybe it's that.
喂 大个子 你是敌是友 Hey, big fella. You friend or foe?
不 No!
巧克力碎薄煎饼吗 Chocolate chip pancakes?
-你看到没 首席 -试着跟它沟通 - Are you seeing this, Chief? - Try talking to it.
不 不 No, no!
你觉得我一觉醒来就这么帅气吗 You think I wake up looking this pretty?
-他绝逼是敌人 -快跑 - Foe as fuck. - Run like hell!
不 不 No! No!
你只用看好你的培根就好 You just mind your own bacon.
猛拍首席马屁还是... ...all the way up the Chief's ass?
看来要来硬的了 Looks like it's going to be the hard way.
不 不 No! No!
巧克力碎薄煎饼吗 Chocolate chip pancakes?
看上去任务有变了 Looks like the task at hand has changed.
跑 Run!
快跑 Run like hell!
停 Stop!
别再向前一步 Not another step.
你怎么了 What's the matter with you?
你们不能去 那是陷阱 You can't go. It's a trap.
是他做的 他骗到我们了 He's doing this. He's got us.
能不能给我们解释一下你到底在说什么 You mind filling us in on what the hell you're talking about?
无名先生 Mr. Nobody.
他在折磨我们 He's torturing us.
杀了你们 Killing you...
但我 他让我看着你们死 But me, he's making me watch you die
一次一次又一次 again and again and again.
-不可能 -对 一年前我们就打败他了 - That's impossible. - Yeah, we beat him a year ago.
不 你们打败不了他的 No. You can't.
我早该知道 I should have known.
这里发生什么事了 What the hell is going on here?
然后你到底是谁 And who the hell are you supposed to be?
我还在好奇你会不会出现 I was wondering if you'd show up.
你俩最好有人开始给我解释这摊破事怎么回事 One of you better start explaining some shit quick.
聪明人终于想明白了 The genius finally figured it out.
开枪打了无名先生的维克 The Vic that shot Mr. Nobody...
其实是我 was me.
一直都是我 That was me all along.
无聊起来了 That was getting tedious.
不可能 No way.
我们怎么回到这里来了 How the hell did we get back here?
或许你们从未离开过 Or maybe you never left.
老天 Good God.
愚蠢也是超能力的话 那你就是傻逼超人了 If stupidity were a superpower, you would be goddamn Superman.
谁能告诉我到底啥情况吗 Can someone tell me what the hell is going on here?
我们为什么还没开始揍这个人 And why are we not beating this guy's ass?
他们已经试过这么做了 Oh, they already tried that.
现在深入讲解实在不合时宜 It's far too convoluted to go into right now.
你可以在下一集开头的剧情回顾里 You can look out for it during
看看总结出来的概要 the "previously on" part of the next episode.
这里要遵守道德就是别打我 The moral is basically there is no beating me.
现在不行 以后不行 Not now. Not ever.
但是你们可以摆脱我 But you can be free of me.
不错 对吧 That's not so bad, right?
但你们怎么做到呢 But how would you do that?
让我们自由的是什么东西 What is it that sets us free?
你知道答案 奈尔斯 You know the answer, Niles.
我可以回去再摧毁他们一次 I could go back to destroying them again.
其实他们基本也算是死了 I mean, they're basically dead anyway.
我也很高兴把钢骨也弄来了 And I'm happy to work Cyborg into the mix.
真相 The truth.
真相能让你们自由 The truth shall set you free.
没错 There it is!
就是为了这个吗 That's what all this has been about?
那些痛苦和悲伤 All the anguish, the agony?
是的 Yes.
但看看还发生了什么别的事 But look what else has happened.
看看你们这帮乌合之众怎么样了 Check out your little ragtag crew.
他们之前离开宅子都要搞砸点事 I mean, they couldn't even leave the house without screwing up.
现在他们居然到这里了 And now they've made it all the way here.
而你是唯一能拯救他们的人 And you are the only thing that can save them.
很感人吧 对不对 It's kind of beautiful, no?
来吧 奈尔斯 Go on, Niles.
告诉他们真相 Tell them the truth.
我不能 I can't.
你当然能 Yes, you can.
你对我们可以无话不说 You can tell us anything.
没关系的 奈尔斯 It's all right, Niles.
如果我们从这个噩梦中有所收获的话 If there is one thing we've all learned from this nightmare,
那就是我们之间不需要秘密 it's that there's no need for secrets between us.
没关系 你可以的 首席 It's okay. You can do this, Chief.
发生在你们身上的悲剧 都不是事故 The tragedies that befell you, they weren't accidents.
你们的所有痛苦之所以产生 I was responsible for everything
都是因为我 that has happened to each of you.