-你能听到我说话吗 莫登先生 -能 - Can you hear me, Mr. Morden? - Yes.
开始回顾 巴拉圭度假让我变成这样 Cue the recap! Paraguay vacay made me this way.
变成惩治这个怪老头的混乱先驱 A harbinger of chaos brought to make this geezer pay.
我哄骗愚蠢巡逻队 把巴士掀进洞里 I strung along the Dumb Patrol, flipped the bus into a hole,
关上洞口 等等 什么 塞进驴屁股里 slammed it shut. Wait, what? Stuffed it up a donkey's butt!
-有首席的消息吗 -我们知道他还活着 - Any sign of the Chief? - We know he's alive.
一个团队凭着一个信念建立起来 A team was forged with one belief,
控制是法西斯分子的武器
那就是排除万难救回他们的首席 to stop at nothing and get their Chief.
打纳粹 逃末日 Nazi-beating, doomsday-cheating,
吃胡子 恨爱情 beard hair-eating, romance-hating,
废物变渣男 机器大块头 punk to skunk, robot chunk,
垃圾碎片
闪回与猛男跳舞 flashback dancing with a hunk,
钓鳄鱼 约软屌 gator-baiting, half chub-dating,
烂泥穿过金属栅格 sliming through a metal grating,
到处都是死亡邪教 简在地下幸存了 death cult all around, Jane survived the Underground,
蚂蚁农场 伤害拉瑞 蜂拥而至伸张正义 Ant Farm, Larry harmed, delivering justice with a swarm.
-不 -父亲溺爱 - No! - Father-doting,
手炮爆炸 秘密代码掩盖痛苦 hand-exploding, pain obscured through secret coding.
今天你是63%机械
屡战屡败 日渐亲密 Growing close with each endeavor,
终于一同到达高潮 finally they came together.
但我厌倦了 But I grew bored
猫捉老鼠 with this game of chase
把他们困在了空白之中 and trapped them inside the white space.
他们的老大无路可退 Backed their leader against the wall,
被迫通通说出来 forcing him to spill it all.
你们的所有痛苦之所以产生 I was responsible for everything
都是因为我 that has happened to each of you.
这是史上最棒的时间线 This is the best timeline ever!
末日巡逻队
第一季 第十五集 [本季终]
为什么 Why?
我需要你们 I needed you.
我想要 I wanted...
你们的能力 what you have.
永生 Immortality.
什么 What?
我想要 I wanted to...
我需要 I needed to...
混蛋 Motherfucker!
真对不起 I'm so sorry.
骗子 Liar.
你骗了简 You lied to Jane.
你骗了我们所有人 You lied to all of us.
请你放了他们 Please let them go.
你把我当什么了 奈尔斯 What do you take me for, Niles?
这事根本与他们无关 This was never about them.
用他们支离破碎的脆弱大脑做橡皮泥 Making Silly Putty out of their fragile, fractured brains,
那 well, that...
那只是 that was all just
课外活动 extra-curricular.
我放弃征服他们了 Consider them abandoned conquests.
他们的未来现在属于自己了 Their future is their own now.
天啊 你说他们未来会怎么打算呢 God, I wonder what they'll do with it. Hmm?
当一个家庭意识到自己不是家庭时会怎么做 What does a family do when they realize they're no family at all?
他们只是相邻笼子中的小白鼠 They're just rats in neighboring cages.
它们只是同一个架子上的培养皿 They're just petri dishes on the same shelf.
我张牙舞爪 You know, I huffed and I puffed,
但其实一直都是你 不是吗奈尔斯 but it was you all along, wasn't it, Niles?
你毁了他们 You destroyed them!
就像你毁了埃里克·莫登一样 Just like you destroyed Eric Morden.
你已经复仇成功了 So you've had your revenge.
现在要怎样 What now?
永无止境 老朋友 Why, sky's the limit, old friend.
我要指挥游行 我要客串主持《观点》 I'm going to conduct a parade, I'm gonna guest-host The View,
美国ABC台早间真人秀节目
我要成为下一个单身汉 I'm gonna become the next Bachelor!
美国ABC台约会真人秀节目《黄金单身汉》
现在对我来说世界是个金色牡蛎 The world is a golden oyster for me now.
但对你来说 But for you,
奈尔斯·考尔德 Niles Caulder,
我设想了一个不同的故事 I envision a story that's a little different.
为了问你这个问题 我等了几十年 I've been waiting decades to ask you this.
做无名小卒的感觉如何 How does it feel to be a nobody?
蚂蚁农场
保安速到关押七区 Security to Containment Block Seven.
所有保安速到关押七区 All security to Containment Block Seven.
-早上好 约书亚 -局里的天文学家 - Good morning, Joshua. - Bureau astronomers have
证实了你的计算 confirmed your calculations.
下周的X15试飞是我们拦截 Next week's X-15 test flight is our clearest shot yet
太空异常的最佳机会 to intercept the space anomaly.
-很好 -也就是说 我们要 - Very good then. - Meaning, after we knock
把这个飞行员从空中击落 this pilot from the sky...
顺便告诉你 他的名字是拉瑞·崔纳 His name is Larry Trainor by the way,
拉瑞·崔纳上尉 已婚 两个孩子 Captain Larry Trainor, wife, two kids.
我们要让他接触未知的太空物质 after we expose him to unknown space matter,
我们要超出已知的人类极限 after we potentially burn and radiate him
让他承受燃烧和辐射 beyond the known limits of human capacity,
然后我们要把他交给福赛思 then we're gonna hand him over to Forsythe
和他的禽兽们 为什么 and his animals? For what?
福赛思很快就会厌烦他的新玩具 And Forsythe will grow bored with his new toy,
然后他就是我们的了 最好永远是我们的 and then he'll be ours. Hopefully forever.
永生计划已经有成果了 The Immortus Project is working.
自1955年以来 Rita Farr has shown
丽塔·法尔没有出现任何衰老迹象 zero signs of aging since 1955.
我们已经有了一个完美的实验对象 We already have a perfectly good test subject.
现在我们有两个了 Now we'll have two.
底线在哪里 奈尔斯 Where's the line, Niles?
因为我再也看不到了 'Cause I can't see it anymore.
约书亚 你应该担心的是 The only thing that should trouble you, Joshua,
不这样做的后果 is the alternative.
但我根本不知道不这样做的后果是什么 Except I don't know what the alternative is.
我晚上能安心睡觉的唯一原因 The only way I sleep at night is because...
就是你什么都不告诉我 you tell me nothing.
你说得对 不必谢我 You're right. And you're welcome.
今天
天啊 Oh, God.
-早上好 拉瑞 -当然好了 - Good morning, Larry. - Apparently it is.
我整个学期都在期待这一天 I've been looking forward to this day all semester.
我的学生们终于要表演情景训练了 My students are finally performing their scene studies,
我等不及看他们是如何 and I can't wait to see how they utilize
运用我教他们的技巧了 the techniques that I've taught them.
我推测我会打出不少的优秀分 I suspect I'll be handing out a lot of A's.
能够回馈社区感觉太好了 It feels so good to give back to the community.
我们早就该这么做了 We should've done this ages ago.
-做什么 -向前看 - What? - Move on.
六个月前我们得知自己的生活被 Six months ago we learned our lives had been destroyed
一个疯子毁掉了 请原谅我 by a madman. Excuse me if it takes
需要花点时间才能让神志恢复正常 more than a moment to get back my sea legs.
当我们搬进这个地方的时候 When we moved into this place,
我们向对方做过保证 we made a promise to each other.
-我知道 但是... -不再躲藏 - I know, but-- - No more hiding.
我知道 I know.
我在努力 I'm trying.
好吧 Okay.
你怎么想 What do you think?
这次试试20秒怎么样 You wanna try for 20 seconds this time?
负能量魂魄 释放 Negative Spirit, release!
去吧 伙计 There you go, buddy.
我们可以做到的 We can do this.
我们可以做到的 我们可以... We can do this. We can...
散了吧 姐妹 我们结束了 吹了 Hit the bricks, sister. We're... we're done. Finito.
你不是真心的 凯尔 You don't mean that, Kyle.
我比你更了解你自己 I know you better than you know yourself.
你要用强健的臂膀抱起我 You wanna pick me up in those strong arms.
卡 卡 Cut. Cut.
扎戈 艾思梅 Jagger, Esme,
你们没有感动观众 you failed to move your audience.
我们没有感觉是因为你们没有感觉 We didn't feel it because you didn't feel it.
我来给你们演示 Let me show what it looks like
进入角色是什么样子 when you really connect to your character.
准备 开始 And... action!
散了吧 姐妹 Hit the bricks, sister.
我们结束了 吹了 We're done. Finito.
你不是真心的 凯尔 You don't mean that, Kyle.
我比你更了解你自己 I know you better than you know yourself.
你要用强健的臂膀抱起我 You wanna pick me up in these strong arms
然后把我整个吞下去 and devour me whole.
然后 结束 And scene.
这个 孩子们 And that, children,
就是倾心奉献能给你带来的结果 is what serious dedication to your craft gets you.
做一个烂高中演出教师吗 Being a shitty high school drama teacher?
敢于梦想 Dare to dream.
不能在我们渴求之事上 It's scary not to excel
卓越拔群很是吓人 对吧 艾思梅 at something we aspire to do, isn't it, Esme?
我不卓越 I'm not excelling?
我想不到有什么比 I can't think of anything sadder
一个过气的三流明星 than some washed-up never-was
得意于自己演技好于一群只是为了 who gets their jollies off out-acting a bunch of teenagers
获得简单优秀分的年轻人更可悲的了 who only took this class for the easy A.
末日庄园
拉瑞 Larry!
快点来 你要错过扭屁股歌了 Hurry up! You're missing the booty song.
你们有没有人要买马文花园 Do either of you two want to buy Marvin Gardens?
说真的 我需要现金 Honestly, I could use the cash.
拉瑞 这简直无法接受 Larry! This is absolutely unacceptable!
1976年要结束了 1976 is ending,
而你像个无礼的学生一样在拖延 and you're stalling like some truculent schoolboy.
现在应该是你的回合了 Now, I believe it's your turn.
我看起来太荒唐了 I look ridiculous.
哪有 No.
好了 丽塔 Now, then, Rita,
这不公平 that's not fair.
好吧 笑出来吧 Oh, yeah, sure. Laugh it up.
继续玩吧 All right. Keep playing.
不许作弊 And don't cheat.
他在说你 He's talking to you.
福赛思 Forsythe.
你来这里干什么 What the hell are you doing here?
真美好的家 考尔德博士 Wonderful home, Dr. Caulder.
还有新年快乐 And a happy New Year's Eve.
请你离开 You need to leave.
恐怕现在情况比较紧急 I'm afraid the matter at hand is rather urgent.
怎么了 What is it?
你知道吗 You know,
当上级告诉我68年我就要把崔纳上尉 when the brass told me in '68 I'd be losing Captain Trainor
让给你的永生计划时 to your Immortus Initiative,
我必须要说 我当时根本想不到 I have to say, I couldn't have imagined
他的新任务会是这么的... his new assignment would be quite so...
舒适 cozy.
你有你的手段 我有我的 Well, you have your methods, I have mine.
我们在这里的工作同样重要 The work we do here is just as essential.
是的 Yes.
我现在理解了 I can see that now.
那是什么歌 What is that song?
我女儿喜欢那歌 My daughter likes that one.
少废话了 探员 Cut the bullshit, Agent.
那是什么 What's that?
我想你曾经称之为 Well, I believe you once called it
"不屈不挠坚定追寻真相" the "Unrelenting, uncompromising pursuit of truth."
需要你的签名 博士 Your signature is required, Doctor.
我们的调查员找到了 Our investigators have identified
你的下一个实验对象 your next test subject.
你在说什么 我从没... What are you talking about? I... I never...
这个申请是十几年前的了 That request was made over a decade ago.
现在我们找到她了 And now we've found her.
西班牙裔女性 多重人格障碍 Hispanic female, multiple personality disorder.
大家都说她野性难驯 By all accounts, a real wildcat.
我想你会同意 I think you'll agree
她完全符合你要我们找的人 she fits perfectly the profile you asked us to find.
简 Jane.
-你早就知道吗 -知道什么 - Did you know? - About what?
知道那个虐待狂对我们所做的事 About what that sadistic fuck did to us,
你个混... you fucking...
不不不 No, no, no.
他答应过的 He promised!
简 Jane.
没事 It's okay.
他本来打算把我们关在这里 He was going to cage us here.
把我们像他们一样关起来 Cage us like the rest of them.
不是吗 Wasn't he?
会歌唱的笼中鸟 Singing caged birdies
有漂亮的羽毛供主人来拔扯 with pretty feathers for the master to pluck!
没事 It's okay.
没事了 It's okay.
告诉我 求你了 Just tell me. Please.
我早就知道 I knew.
我可以滔滔不绝地解释 但是 I can give you the spiel, but...
事实上 我之前被蒙蔽了 the truth is, I was blind.
我甘愿被蒙蔽的 Willfully blind.
你得让它停止 You need to make it go away.
-我知道很难 -你不知道 - I know it's difficult-- - You don't know.
我一直在做这个梦 I keep having this dream.
我在胸口发现一道伤口 I find a wound on my chest.
结痂的旧伤口 This old wound that's scabbed over.
我知道我不该去触碰 And I know I shouldn't touch it,
但我总是伸手去碰 but I keep reaching for it,
忍不住去抓 and I can't help but scratch.
结果伤口越来越大 And the wound gets bigger and bigger
直到我体无完肤 until there's nothing of me left.
有一种药 There's a drug.
一种鸦片制剂 An opiate.
专门针对超能力 For meta-human powers.
是奈尔斯发明的 Niles created it.
交由我保管 Gave it to me for safe keeping,
这样他就不会受到诱惑 so he wouldn't be tempted.
这不是解决办法也不是解药 It's not a fix or a cure.
它能平息噪音 让你好过一些 It calms the noise, it makes it more manageable,
但它没有针对性 but it doesn't discriminate.
简 它会平息一切 Jane, it quiets everything.
好的与坏的一起 The good and the bad.
为了安全地使用 In order to use it safely,
我们必须坚持严格把控 we'd have to stick to a strict regimen.
我要监测你的剂量 生命体征 I have to monitor your dosage, vitals...
对不起 凯 I'm sorry, Kay.
没事 It's okay.
现在感觉好多了 It feels better now.
末日庄园
奈尔斯 Niles?
埃莉诺 埃莉诺 Elinore? Elinore.
谢谢你来一趟 Thank you for coming.
这个 This...
他是我最后一个研究对象 He's my last research subject.
他是一名赛车手 He was a race car driver.
父亲 Father.
丈夫 Husband.
恐怕那些全都... I'm afraid all that...
这对我来说是最大的打击 This is hitting me the hardest of all.
车祸本该发生在赛道上 The crash was supposed to be on the racetrack.
本来没人会受伤 No one else was to get hurt.
没人什么 什么叫做他"本该" No one what? What does that mean, he was "supposed to"?
你怎么会知道 How would you know...
一个人会出车祸 that a man is supposed to crash?
做得太过火了 It's all gone too far.
做得太过火了 埃莉诺 It's all gone too far, Elinore.
我曾经以为我别无选择 I used to think I had no alternative.
没有别的选择 但是这... That there wasn't an alternative, but it's...
做得太过火了 gone too far.
奈尔斯 Niles...
我爱你 I love you...
不管是作为导师还是朋友 as a mentor and a friend.
但你现在吓得我魂飞魄散 And you are scaring the ever-loving fuck out of me right now.
我要告诉你一件事 I need to tell you something.
我要你保证 And I need you to promise
说完之后 when it's finished
你还是我的朋友 that you'll still be my friend.
克里夫 你点的东西好了 Cliff! Your order's up.
赞 Yo!
尖端科研实验室医务室
你知道我有多在乎埃莉诺 You know how much I cared for Elinore.
她也会希望这样的 She would have wanted it this way.
希望维克多能活下来 For Victor to survive.
这能起到一些安慰作用 There's some comfort in that.
没用的安慰 Cold comfort.
不过谢谢你 But thank you.
我能否 If I may...
提一个建议 one piece of advice.
如果说我在我的研究中学到了什么 If there's one thing I've learned from my research,
那就是维克多会需要特殊的照顾 Victor is going to need special care.
恕我直言 No offense,
但我们现在不用讨论 but we are not talking
我儿子复建期间在家上学的事 about homeschooling my son's recovery here.
尖端科研实验室可以搞定 S.T.A.R. Labs has it covered.
我说的不是技术或设施 I'm not talking about technology or facilities.
需要考虑到整体的因素 There's a holistic component to be considered.
耐心 同情 Patience. Empathy.
而我无法提供这些 And I'm not capable of giving it.
你是这个意思吗 Is that what you're saying?
不 我只是想说 No, I'm... I just suggest...
同情的力量 You might be surprised
也许会令你惊讶 just how much of a tonic compassion can be.
你以为你在骗谁呢 And exactly who do you think you're fooling here?
你在谈同情 共鸣 You talk about compassion? Empathy?
像是你发明的一样 Like you invented it?
我 I'm...
我是她丈夫 I was her husband.
你觉得她不会把你干的事告诉我吗 And you don't think she told me what you did?
你哪来的资格 You think you have any standing
教育我什么是家庭 to lecture me about family?
我刚把我儿子组装好 I just put my son back together.
我儿子 My son!
而你认为我们俩是一样的 And you think that you and I are the same?
你觉得你的所作所为 You think what you did...
和我是一样的 and what I did are the same?
这不是什么实验 This wasn't some experiment.
我把我 I turned my...
亲爱的友善的强健的 sweet, affable, athletic,
阳光的可爱的儿子 charming, delicious boy
改造成了畸形的怪物 into a freak of nature.
我这样做是因为爱 I did it out of love.
你那样做是因为什么 奈尔斯 Why the hell did you do it, Niles?
对那些人 To those people?
你跟我谈同情 You speak to me about compassion?
不许说 Don't ever.
你敢说 Don't you dare.
你是谁 Who are you?
我 Me?
我是你 I'm you.
爸 Hey, Dad.
儿子 你还好吗 You okay, son?
挺好 Fine.
整晚都在查那个比特币犯罪团伙 Just been up all night working that bitcoin ring.
如果电子犯罪对你来说 Well, you know, if that cybercrime is
塞拉斯·斯通
太无趣了 你完全可以亲自上场 too dry for you, you can always go back out into the field.
我最好把时间花在捉拿 My time's better spent taking down
国际洗钱罪犯身上 而不是街上抢包的 international money launderers than two-bit purse-snatchers.
-你觉得呢 -当然 - Don't you think? - Of course.
不管怎样 Either way,
我为你感到骄傲 I'm proud of you.
我希望你知道 I hope you know that.
好 Sure.
我要继续忙了 Look, I gotta get back to it.
有比复仇更美妙的感觉吗 Is there any sweeter feeling than revenge?
真是个好问题 That's an excellent question, Whoopi, and...
我觉得没有 I don't think that there is.
而我更加确定的一件事是 And the only thing that I'm more sure of
这感觉永远不会消失 is that it will never, ever, ever go away!
菲比斯 史上最烂剧集
错综复杂迂回曲折的剧情在抽泣声中结束 "A convoluted, meandering plot that ends in a whimper.
无能的反派 An impotent villain
加上恶俗的复仇套路 with a cliche approach to revenge"!
你知道吗 他说得对 You know what, he's right.
说得太对了 He's totally right!
《末日巡逻队》 史上最烂剧集
说得太对了 He's... he's totally right.
我终于找到你了 At long last, I have found you!
史蒂夫·拉森坎坷的[矿石]康复之路
不 No!
别动 你个混球 我说别动 Be still, you fudger! Be still, I say!
你刚刚是叫我"混球"吗 Did you just call me a "fudger"?
安静 你个懦夫 这是属于我的时刻 Silence, recreant! For this is my time.
圣经中预言的狂喜 I have waited centuries
我已经等了几个世纪 for the rapture foretold in the scripture.
你两次将我们带到了末日边缘 Twice you have brought us to its brink,
但你两次都失败了 and twice you have failed.
我要求你解释一下 Explain yourself! I demand it!
我的目标更像是围绕着 Well, I was going for more of a personal tale
复仇和背叛的个人故事 of vengeance and betrayal. You know...
更注重情感上的考验 emotional stakes.
真正的付费有线剧集 Real premium cable shit.
所以你不是上帝的使者 So, you're not an agent of the Lord?
不 根本就没有上帝 No, there is no God.
如果有的话 我就不会这么缺乏目标了 If there was, I wouldn't be so devoid of purpose.
信仰危机 Oh, a crisis of faith!
这就是天父让我找到你的原因 This is why Father has led me to you,
让你重回他的荣耀之路 to set you back on the path to His glory!
荣耀之路 我喜欢这个 Path to glory? Oh, I like the sound of that.
-他的荣耀 -我就是这个意思 - To His glory. - Yeah, that's what I said.
为了荣耀 To glory.
但这没有用 Oh, but it's no use!
我已经完成了我这辈子的杰作 I have already completed my life's masterwork
让所有奈尔斯·考尔德爱的人憎恨他 by turning everyone Niles Caulder loves against him.
这世上没有一个活人是他的朋友 There isn't a person alive that he can call friend.
没有男人 没有女人 No man, no woman...
女人 Woman.
我想知道真相 I want the truth.
她在哪里 Where is she?
看来我还剩下一点复仇没完成 It seems as though I left some vengeance on the table.
这次我一定要把事情搞大 I really gotta amp things up this time,
一定要展示我的力量 really make a show of force!
你需要打手吗 You need guys?
我认识一只花了整个下午 I know a rat who spent an entire afternoon
向杀了他妈妈的机器人复仇的老鼠 exacting revenge on the robot who killed his mother.
长须将军 Admiral Whiskers?
我可喜欢他了 I love that guy.
怎么了
这开头不错 还有谁 This is a splendid start. Who else?
这样吧 You know what?
我们成立一个三人帮 Let's start small. A trinity.
我喜欢 Hmm, I like it.
我喜欢 三动物园 I like it. A menage-a-us.
我们就叫危险动物兄弟会 And we shall call ourselves The Brotherhood of Dangerous Animals!
赞美主 Hosanna!
同意
很好 Yes. It is tight,
长须将军 Admiral Whiskers.
我要复仇 Yes! And vengeance will be mine!
这次是真的复仇 Again. For real this time.
等我们再一次抓住奈尔斯·考尔德 And when we get Niles Caulder... again,
这个世界就是我们的 the world will be ours!
然后我们毁掉这个世界 Then we shall destroy it!
也许吧 Maybe.
有时间就行 If there's time.
早上好 亲爱的 Morning, dear.
我们昨天坚持了20秒 We hit 20 seconds yesterday.
至少我觉得有20秒 At least, I think we did.
我中途晕倒了 但是感觉漫长的多 I passed out at some point. But it felt longer.
那你厉害 Bully for you.
学校里有烦心事 Rough day at school?
你就是一个婊子 假货 干脆自杀算了
我被一个13岁小女生 I was emotionally
狠狠的侮辱了 assassinated by a 13-year-old girl.
我都不知道我们在这里干什么 拉瑞 I'm not even sure what we're doing here, Larry.
和末日庄园里的事一样 We're doing exactly what we were doing back at the manor,
混日子 just getting by.
这样对我不够 That's not enough for me. Not anymore.
生活应该比这样更有意义 There has to be more to life than just this.
-是邻居吗 -上周搬走了 - Neighbors? - Moved last week.
你觉得老阿诺德能听见吗 Do you think Old Man Arnold can hear it?
听见什么 Hear what?
没事 祝你一天愉快 Nothing! Have a nice day now.
吃屎吧你 Eat shit, ginger!
-没见有人唱歌 -坏兆头 - Disembodied singing. - Never a good sign.
我们可以跟着走 看看通向哪里 Although, we could follow it. See where it leads.
我们也没什么顾忌 It's not like we have much to lose.
我们还得保命 No, just our lives.
我们的命是白捡的 But, hey, we're living on stolen time anyway,
可以理所当然地挥霍 so why not take it for granted
一头扎进满是鲨鱼的水中 and dive headlong into shark-infested waters
回到那个 that will undoubtedly lead us back to the man
毁了我们一生 who permanently disfigured us
还欺骗了我们几十年的人那里 and lied to us about it for decades?
我们不再插手了 记得吗 We're the ones who don't get involved. Remember?
不再躲藏 No more hiding.
小凯 Kay...
别走 Stay here.
亲爱的宝贝 宝贝 Sweet, sweet baby... Baby...
是谁 Who's there?
不要 小凯 不要忘记 No, Kay. Don't forget.
你不能忘记 You can't forget.
我去找她 简 I'll get her, Jane.
别担心 Don't worry.
小凯 Kay...
过来 小猴 Come here, monkey.
亲爱的 亲爱的宝贝 宝贝 Sweet, sweet baby... Baby...
我知道你觉得这就是结局 I know you think this is how it has to be,
但这不是治疗 but this isn't healing, Jane.
遗忘和躲藏并不是治疗 Forgetting and hiding isn't healing.
你得上去 You have to go up.
不行 I can't.
我们在这里更安全 We're safer here.
我们很开心 对吧 We're happy, aren't we?
什么鬼 What the fuck!
什么鬼 What the fuck?
是你一直在给我带凉掉的吃的 You're the one who's been bringing me cold food this whole time?
好几个月 For months?
有空就带 我挺忙的 Well, yeah, when I'm not busy. I'm busy a lot, you know.
我忙的时候 There just happens to be a food truck
正好旁边有个快餐车 where I'm busy most, and I, um...
反正我又不能吃 I mean, it's not like I could eat any of it.
谢谢你 Thanks.
可能有点黏糊了 Might be a little soggy.
我绊了一跤 路上蹦出来一个检修口 I tripped. Manhole just came out of--
你能听见那个音乐吗 Do you hear that music too?
听一个早上了 All morning.
你 You, uh...
你想干翻放音乐的人吗 You wanna go fuck up whoever's playing it?
当然 Fuck, yeah!
尽管我在这里混得不好 So, my timing might be shit here,
但非常感谢大家能因为一首摇滚乐 but I, for one, am grateful a disembodied Chumbawamba
再次回到这里 has brought us all back together.
谁他妈能告诉我 Can I just say there better be
我们为什么回来 a good fucking reason why we're here?
赶紧关了那傻逼音乐 And it better be to turn off that fucking song.
说实话 我宁可往阴道里塞鲨鱼 Because honestly, I'd rather stick sharks in my vagina
都不想和你们在一个屋檐下 than be in the same zip code as you.
无名先生 他绑架了丹尼 It's Mr. Nobody. He's kidnapped Danny.
-那就去救他 -做不到 - So, rescue Danny. - I can't.
我需要你们的帮助 I need your help.
很久以前 我有过一个女儿 A long time ago, I had a daughter.
她出类拔萃 是我的心头肉 She's extraordinary and everything to me,
我害怕 and I'm afraid...
她会威胁我们所有人 she is a danger to all of us.
我只想比她多活一天 All I ever wanted was to live one day longer than she did,
才能保护她 to protect her.
保护其他人 To protect others.
这就是我创造你们每一个人的原因 That's why I created each one of you.
我想要研究所有能 I need to study any means possible
延长我的寿命的方法 of extending my own life.
所以正如无名先生所说 我们就是小白鼠 So, we were lab rats. Just like Mr. Nobody said.
一开始 是的 我无法否认 Yes, at first. I can't deny that.
好的 抱歉 但是现在提及你的女儿 Okay, I'm sorry, but invoking your daughter now,
真可恶 it's fucking evil.
这是真相 It's the truth.
我把她藏在丹尼街道上多年 I hid her for years on Danny,
他欣然地成为了她的守护人 who graciously accepted to be her caretaker.
不知如何 Somehow,
无名先生 Mr. Nobody
发现了她 has found out about her,
并把他们俩都困在了这幅画里 and he's trapped them both inside this painting.
拜托 Please.
我除了她一无所有 She's all I've got left.
我和你明说 我会帮你找回女儿 Tell you what. I'll help you with your daughter
只要你造出时间机器 as soon as you invent a time machine
让我找回失去的三十年 that gets me back the 30 years I lost with mine.
在那之前 做梦吧 Till then, fuck you forever!
丹尼怎么办 你就要这样背叛他们吗 And Danny? You're just gonna turn your back on them?
尽管他们和此事毫无关系 Even though they had no part in this?
对不起 "做梦吧"中的哪个字你没听懂 I'm sorry, what part of "fuck you forever" was in Hebrew?
我会帮你 I'll do it.
为了丹尼 甚至为了你的女儿 For Danny. Even your daughter.
但不是为了你 Not for you.
等等 你要帮他 Wait! You're doing this?
奈尔斯·考尔德 你是个可恶的 Niles Caulder, you're an awful,
卑鄙的垃圾混蛋 vermin-infested, garbage... person.
但是老天有眼 我也要进入画中 But so help me, I'm going into that painting too.
我曾经为人恶劣 I was terrible as a human being,
为师更糟 and even worse as an acting teacher.
只有当我在处理这些愚蠢的麻烦时 The only time I don't feel like a complete asshole
我才不觉得 is when I'm dealing with...
自己是一个十足的混蛋 whatever you would call this foolishness.
拉里 Larry.
我的观点重要吗 Does my opinion even matter?
克里夫 Cliff.
真棒 我现在如果不走进那该死的画中 Great! Now I'm the fucking asshole who's a fucking asshole
就是个该死的混蛋 if I don't walk into the fucking painting.
我当然会走进那该死的画中 Of course I'm gonna fucking walk into the fucking painting,
因为 实话实说 because, let's be honest,
还有谁能足够混蛋 who the fuck else is enough of
才能走进那幅 a fucking asshole to walk into a
该死的画中 fucking painting?
出发吧 Let's go!
好的 所以要以某种方式进入画中 Okay, so get into the painting... somehow,
然后救出丹尼和你的女儿 and then rescue Danny and your daughter somehow.
进入画中比较容易 Getting in is gonna be the easy part.
走出画来才很难办 It's the getting out that's gonna be tricky.
为什么 我们要怎么做 Why? What do we have to do?
我不知道 所以才很难办 I don't know. That's why it's gonna be tricky.
好的 Ah. Okay.
所以我们要做什么 就盯着看这幅画 So, what do we do? Just stare at this thing?
一直盯着 一直盯着 Keep staring. Keep staring.
所有人都去哪里了 Where is everyone?
谢天谢地 你们来了 救我 救我 救我
丹尼 你没事吧 发生了 Danny, you okay? What's going--
看不见了 好了 Uh, can't see. All right.
英雄弗莱克斯将丹尼民带到了安全的地方
丹尼 她怎么样了 Danny, what about her?
她安全吗 She safe?
伙计们 Uh... Guys?
那个是什么 What the hell is that?
现在找你们来算账了 Now comes your reckoning!
我的天 Oh, God.
看哪 我是主的右臂 Behold! I am His right hand.
主的镰刀 用我吧 圣父 His scythe! Use me, Father!
我是你的信徒 你的第五骑士 I am your disciple, your fifth horseman!
快找掩护 Take cover!
该死 该死 Shit! Shit!
该死 Shit!
该死 该死 该死 该死 该死 Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
♪Oh, Danny boy♪ ♪丹尼小子♪
♪Danny boy♪ ♪丹尼小子♪
我很抱歉 丹尼小子 I'm so sorry, Danny boy!
我的天 丹尼没错 你们来这里了 Oh, my God. Danny was right. You came.
我很高兴见到你们 I'm so happy to see you guys.
兄弟 你在这里做什么 Man, what the hell are you doing?
我搞砸了 我搞砸了 I fucked up. I fucked up.
我彻底搞砸了 I fucked up so hard.
我在这里很开心 I was happy here, you know.
无名先生出现 给了我一袋袋的 This guy shows up, Mr. Nobody, offering me
林肯 达芬奇 摇滚乐队的胡子 bags of Lincoln, da Vinci, ZZ Top.
他们的胡子尝起来太好吃了 Their beards tasted so good.
所以我就告诉了他 And I told him...
我告诉了他所有事情 I told him everything.
你出卖了她 You sold her out.
你做了什么 What did you do?
我做了什么 What did I do?
的确 我把丹尼困在了这该死的画里 I mean, sure, I trapped Danny in this goddamn painting
随后便意识到这会让我变成 before realizing that it would turn me into this...
一副躯壳 this husk!
我只想 All I wanted to do
见见你的克罗马侬女儿 was to meet that Cro-Magnon squeeze of yours,
但是随后 只剩下 and long behold, all that remains
可爱 全能的老街区 is an adorable, almighty chip off the old block.
如果你敢伤她一分一毫 If you so much as harmed a hair on her head...
她把那两个 She enlarged those
该死的害虫变大 two backstabbing vermin!
你有试过在他享受自己主演的 Have you ever tried talking sense to a pest
怪兽电影时和害虫讲道理吗 while he enjoys his very own re-enactment of a Kaiju movie?
根本不可能 It is impossible!
闭嘴 听着 我们需要制定计划 Shut up! Look, we need a plan.
我们是整个世界唯一一个 Look, we were the only people in this whole entire world
收到丹尼的求救信号并追踪到这来的人 who got Danny's SOS and followed it here.
我们正站在一条有意识的街道中心 We're standing inside the heart of a sentient street,
而这条街在一副画中 画里有一只巨大的蟑螂 inside a magic painting with a giant-ass cockroach,
一个狩猎胡子的人 a guy who hunts beards, and--
还有一个跨次元空间的杂种 And an inter-dimensional fuck-up.
如果有人能救丹尼 If anybody's gonna save Danny
和首席的女儿 只能是我们 and the Chief's daughter, it's gonna be us.
好吧 有何计划 Fine. What's this plan?
这边 快 This way. Quickly!
她在玩偶医院 下楼梯 She's in the Doll Hospital, down the stairs.
丹尼玩偶医院
情况也没有很糟 That wasn't so bad.
或许那只巨大的蟑螂找着了一坨巨大的粪便啃 Maybe the giant roach found a giant turd to chow down on
把我们都给忘了 and forgot all about us.
是那只蟑螂 对吗 It's the roach, isn't it?
我日 Oh, fuck my life!
简 快跑 Jane, run!
操 The fuck!
冲我来啊 混蛋 Come and get it, asshole!
该死 该死 Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
找到我女儿 No. Find my daughter.
去玩偶医院 快去 The Doll Hospital. Go.
我本应是这部烂片里的反派 I was supposed to be the villain of this shitty piece.
却被一个小丫头打败 I was bested by a little girl,
被一只老鼠和一只蟑螂 and thrown out of my own criminal organization
赶出了自己的犯罪组织 by a rat and a roach.
我... Me...
一个大坏蛋 大反派 The big bad. The black hat.
你不能这样胡编乱造 You can't make this shit up!
昨天 一个十三岁的小丫头要我 Yesterday, a 13-year-old girl told me to
用除草机操烂自己的脸 fuck my face with a weed-whacker.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
我们都逊爆了 We both suck.
你可以这么说 That's one way to tell the story.
这是事实 It's the truth.
这是过去了 It's the past.
未来仍然等着你去创造 The future is still yours for the making.
为什么 又有什么意义呢 Why? What's the point?
我知道当一个无名之辈的感觉 I know what it's like to be a nobody.
虽然感觉很糟 But as bad as that felt,
但我宁愿当一个无名之辈也不碌碌无为 I'd rather be nobody than nothing.
如果你不停止自怜自艾 And that is exactly what you're going to be
你就会碌碌无为 if you don't quit feeling sorry for yourself.
你根本不在意我 You don't give a shit about me.
你说这些只是想救你自己 You're only saying all of this to save your own tuchus.
这话是一点不差 That is... 100% true.
但你要这么想 But think about it this way,
如果现在放弃 你的故事就会被人遗忘 if you give up now, your story is a forgettable,
成为令人失望的败笔 disappointing defeat,
但如果你重新开始你的故事线 but if you take up your narration once again,
你就能把你的故事变成千古绝唱 you can turn your tale into something beloved by all,
被人们世世代代传颂下去 told and retold time after time.
卷土重来 A comeback.
你想要我怎么做 What do you want me to do?
♪让我心中充满喜悦♪ ♪Give me joy in my heart♪
♪让我永远称颂♪ ♪Keep me praising♪
♪祈祷上苍让我心中充满喜悦♪ ♪Give me joy in my heart I pray♪
他就在那 There he stood,
背负着某种使命 以西结 anointed with purpose. Ezekiel!
被最强力最永恒的生物赋予生命 Born of the most Herculean and timeless of creatures.
父亲 是你吗 Father, is that you?
不是 No.
以西结明白那不是上帝 不可能 Ezekiel realized that it wasn't God, it couldn't be,
因为一直以来 他才是上帝 because he was God all along.
还有谁比蟑螂还强大 For who else was more powerful than the cockroach?
还有谁能在物种大灭绝 瘟疫 Who else could survive mass extinctions, plagues,
和核爆炸中生存下来 and nuclear explosions?
没有 No one!
只有我 只有以西结 Only I, only Ezekiel.
如果他想让末日降临 And if he wanted Armageddon,
他必须亲自昭示启示录 he would have to manifest Revelations himself!
好 我准备好了 Yes! I am ready!
是时候让谦卑者继承这个地球了 Now was the time for the meek to inherit the Earth.
是时候让谦卑者吃了它了 It was time for the meek to devour it.
吃了它 Devour?
三点钟方向 宝马后面 Ugh.Three o'clock. Behind the BMW.
为什么 神不会吃了点鸟粪就满足了 Why, a god would not be sated on scraps of guano alone.
以西结胃口大开 Ezekiel had a new appetite.
他欲为吃下 He desired to eat...
整个世界 the world.
太棒了 Yes!
现在他尝到了伟大的钢骨的滋味 Now having tasted the great Cyborg,
以西结对力量的渴望愈发强烈 Ezekiel's craving for power grew.
我成为上帝了 I am become God!
世界终结者 Destroyer of worlds!
在这么多我想了结自己生命的方式中 Of all the stupid ways I expected to die,
我从没想到会被一只哥斯拉般的老鼠吃掉 getting eaten by a Godzilla-rat never made the list.
我也不知道 或许这就是我应得的下场 I don't know. Maybe I deserve this.
毕竟我是个很差劲的爸爸和更差劲的老公 I was a shitty dad and a worse husband.
我想想 还有什么 Uh, let's see, what else?
你杀了我妈妈 你这个混蛋
好吧 但那两件事并没有那么糟 Okay, yeah. But those two other things, they aren't that bad.
我可是个孤儿
很多人都处理不好亲密关系当不好爹妈 I mean, lots of people suck at relationships and parenting.
但这不意味着他们是坏人 对吗 Doesn't mean they're sucky people, does it?
因为如果能再给我一次机会对待克拉拉 Because if I had another chance with Clara,
我知道我会做得更好 I know I'd do so much better.
所以为什么不能再给我一次机会呢 So, why shouldn't I get a second chance?
为什么我要被一只巨型啮齿动物 Why do I deserve to be slowly
缓慢地消化掉 digested by a giant fucking rodent?
因为我觉得我不会 我的下场不该如此 'Cause I don't think I do. I don't fucking deserve this!
也许没人该得到这种 Maybe nobody does.
我不该得到这种结局 I do not deserve this shit.
我不该得到这种结局 I do not deserve this shit!
好了 你听到了维克的计划 Okay, you heard Vic's plan.
你会为我们找到离开这里的方法 我知道你会 You're gonna find us a way out of here. I know you are.
负能量魂魄 释放 Negative Spirit, release!
有人吗 Hello?
我是简 I'm Jane.
奈尔斯派我来接你 Niles sent me to come get you.
干得好 Good job.
看来我能动了 Looks like I'm up.
就在所有人眼看都要进巨型蟑螂肚子的时候 Just as soon as everyone's inside the giant cockroach.
丽塔 Rita!
我比你自己还要了解你 以西结 I know you better than you know yourself, Ezekiel.
你要用强健的臂膀抱起我 然后把我整个吞下去 You wanna pick me up in those strong arms and devour me whole.
天哪 这要比那头驴还要命 是吧 Oh, God. This is gonna be worse than the donkey, isn't it?
我明白了 I get it.
我有个朋友 小宝贝 I have a friend, Baby Doll.
她和我们一样 She's like us.
她也会害怕 She gets scared too.
你爸爸过去常会给她唱这支歌 And your dad used to sing her this song
总能让她感觉好些 that always made her feel better.
♪我是一只勇敢的小松鼠♪ ♪I'm a valiant little squirrel♪
♪我既勇敢又强大♪ ♪I am brave and powerful♪
♪不我什么东西也不怕♪ ♪No, I'm not afraid of anything♪
♪根本不怕♪ ♪At all♪
♪我很强壮♪ ♪I am strong♪
♪我很勇敢♪ ♪I am daring♪
♪不是我而是你会害怕♪ ♪It's not me that you'll be scaring♪
♪不我什么东西也不怕♪ ♪No, I'm not afraid of anything♪
♪根本不怕♪ ♪At all♪
连鹰也不怕吗 Not even a hawk?
还有响亮有力的鹰唳 With its loud and mighty squawk?
来 亲爱的 Come, dear.
我们去看看蟑螂内部是什么样的好吗 Shall we go see what the inside of a cockroach looks like?
等等 克里夫 克里夫怎么样了 Wait, wait, Cliff. What about Cliff?
该死 克里夫 Oh, shit. Cliff.
我不该得到这种结局 I do not deserve this shit!
恶心 Gross.
好了 Um, okay.
好了 我有点激动 Okay, I'm just vamping here.
接着 Then...
接着以西结注意到了长须 Then Ezekiel noticed Whiskers.
我是说 他确实注意到了他 I mean, he really noticed him.
他一直忙着 Why, he had been so busy
成为末日和一切的缔造者 becoming the architect of the Apocalypse and all,
以至于没能看到就在他眼前的东西 that he had failed to see what was right before his eyes,
可他就在那里 but there he was.
以西结的右手忙着摧毁 Ezekiel's right hand in the destruction
这个令人恶心的世界 of this loathsome world.
另一个温顺的被遗忘的生物 Another meek and forgotten creature.
这就好像一个灵魂被分成两半 It was as if a soul had been split in two,
他们正在想办法重新结合 and they were finding their way back together again.
这种渴望显而易见 The yearning was palpable.
真是令人陶醉 It was intoxicating.
我想像瘟疫一样传播你 爸爸
真的吗 长须 Really? Oh, Whiskers!
就在那一刻 以西结对其他一切都没了胃口 It was in that moment that Ezekiel lost all other appetite,
他渴望得到一样东西 he hungered for one thing
只有一样 and one thing only,
那就是 and that was...
老鼠的屁股 rat-a-tushie.
一定要跳进蟑螂 Oh! Gotta make it into the cockroach.
一定要跳进蟑螂 Gotta make it into the cockroach.
天哪 操 Oh, God! Oh, fuck me!
现在知道了他最害怕的 Now knowing that his greatest fear
也是他最强大的力量 was also his greatest power,
拉瑞知道是时候 Larry knew it was time
冲破这诡秘的维度了 to rip through this impenetrable dimension.
一切突然明朗起来 All of the pieces were clicking into place.
这个故事引人入胜的结局终于出现在我们面前 The story's riveting end was finally upon us.
那么 蟑螂吃他们 So, the cockroach eats them
是为了保护他们免受辐射 to protect them from the radiation,
这我懂 但我们会怎么样 I get that. But what happens to us?
我他妈 Oh, shi--
无赖们 反对者们 Miscreants! Dissenters!
他们以为他们能消灭我吗 Did they think they could destroy me?
不 末日是我的伙伴 Nay, the Apocalypse is my bedfellow.
丹尼制砖公司
核辐射 只是在我背上轻轻一吻 Nuclear radiation, a mere gentle kiss upon my back.
我不会死因为我即死亡 I cannot die for I am death!
我是起始 终结 I am the beginning, the end, the--
所有人都还好吗 Everybody okay?
没有什么是一小时的淋浴 Nothing that an hour-long shower
和威士忌加冰恢复不好的 and a whiskey on the rocks won't fix.
-那是 -是的 - Is that... - Yes.
没事的 亲爱的 It's all right, darling.
大家 Everyone...
这是我女儿 多萝西 this is my daughter, Dorothy.
多萝西·斯平纳 Dorothy Spinner.
伙计们 Uh, guys...
我建议或许我们该解决一下眼前的这个问题 I'm gonna suggest maybe we deal with the issue at hand here,
然后再结识这位全世界最强大的小女孩吧 and then meet the world's most powerful little girl.
搞什么 你他妈是在逗我呢 What the fuck? Are you fucking kidding me?
你他妈是在逗我呢 Are you fucking kidding me!