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你这么快就要走吗 Do you have to leave so soon?
我们刚喝完茶 We've only just finished teatime.
恐怕是的 I'm afraid so.
再喝茶的话 我就要变成茶壶了 If I have another cup of tea, I might turn into a teapot.
我不会离开太久 I'll not be gone long.
我离丹尼的红绿灯 And I'll never be further away
只有一眨眼的距离 than a blink from one of Danny's traffic lights.
记住 我不在的时候他们说了算 Now, remember, they're in charge when I'm gone.
对吧 丹尼 Right, Danny?
下次你来的时候 Next time you visit,
我们能一起外出吗 can we go outside together?
到上面和丹尼一起 I could see the traffic lights
我可以看到红绿灯还有其他的一切 and everything else up there where Danny is.
丹尼无处不在 Danny's everywhere.
-他们就在你身边 -我知道 - They're all around you. - I know they are.
但我仍然感到孤独 But I still get lonely.
-有时候我只是希望 -别 - Sometimes I just wish-- - Don't!
我告诉过你决不许说这个词 I told you never to say that word!
愿望可能会带来可怕的代价 Wishes can have a terrible cost.
答应我你会乖乖的 Promise me you'll be good...
为了你爸爸和丹尼 好吗 for your dad and for Danny, hmm'?
再见 朋友 Farewell, my friend,
谢谢你 and thank you.
施工绕行
奈尔斯 桃乐茜需要父亲
我们讨论过了 丹尼 We've discussed this, Danny.
我需要去别的地方 I'm needed elsewhere.
我正在做的工作能让这个世界 The work I'm doing will make the world
变得对你和桃乐茜来说更安全 a safer place for you and for Dorothy.
她不能永远待在这里
不是永远 只是等到我... It's not forever, It's just until I...
只是等到... It's just un...
她需要你 丹尼 She needs you, Danny.
我需要你 I need you.
只要有你在 我知道一切都会好起来的 As long as you're around, I know everything is gonna be okay.
不要太担心了 桃乐茜 Try not to worry too much, Dorothy.
丹尼总能恢复过来 Danny's always bounced back.
但如果丹尼连砖头都不是 But if Danny isn't even a brick...
他怎么能变成一条街呢 how will Danny ever become a street?
-如果丹尼不能... -丹尼答应过你的 - And if Danny can't be-- - Danny made you a promise.
那里永远有你的位置 There'll always be a place for you there.
我去开门 I'll get it.
你在考虑把她送回去 是吗 You're thinking of sending her back, aren't you?
我只想帮助治愈 I am thinking of nothing but...
一位非常宝贵的朋友 谢谢 helping to cure a very treasured friend, thank you.
奈尔斯 如果那个小女孩 Niles, that little girl will simply die
发现你的想法 她会死的 if she finds out that you're even considering send--
拜托 丽塔 别做戏了 Please, Rita, save it for the stage.
我什么都没做 I've done nothing,
什么都没决定 I've decided nothing.
你好 我是神力肌肉男 弗莱克斯·曼塔罗 Hi, there. I'm Flex Mentallo, the Man of Muscle Mystery.
我和我的朋友们...是来帮忙的 And my friends and I are... here to help.
道德败坏 Morally corrupt.
拉瑞·崔纳上尉 Captain Larry Trainor.
爸爸 有客人来了 Dad, company's here.
-很高兴再次见到你 弗莱克斯 -教授 - Good to see you again, Flex. - Doc.
欢迎大家 All of you, welcome.
很遗憾是在这种境况下相聚 I wish it were in better circumstances.
我们尽快赶来了 We came as soon as we could.
我感觉到大腿的肌肉痉挛 I felt the muscle spasm in my upper thigh,
就知道丹尼有麻烦了 and I knew Danny was in trouble.
-有多糟糕 -我不是专家 但如果要猜的话 - How bad is it? - I'm not an expert, but if I had to guess,
应该是 糟透了 I'd say, extremely bad.
我们总得做点什么吧 Well, there must be something we can do.
丹尼砖块公司
你就不能 给丹尼打打气吗 Can't you just. .. Pump Danny up?
我不是打气的 我可以做屈伸 I don't pump, I... flex.
不幸的是 丽塔 But, unfortunately, Rita,
丹尼的概念太抽象 俗体肌肉无法理解 Danny's far too conceptual for mortal musculature to comprehend.
也许她说得有道理 Actually, she might be on to something.
我们还有其他办法来帮助丹尼 There's more than one way to pump our friend up.
丹尼从来就不只是一条街 Danny was never just a street.
-丹尼是种精神 -对 - Danny is an idea... - Yes.
-由我们创造... -没错 - powered by you and I... - Yes!
-由爱供能... -对 - powered by love... - Yes!
-由笑声供能... -对 - powered by laughter... - Yes!
-由快乐供能... -对 - powered by joy.. - Yes!
由音乐供能 ...powered by music!
虽然脉搏减缓了 Just because the pulse is slowed
-但并不代表心脏已死亡 -对 - doesn't mean the heart is gone. - Yes.
-不代表我们不能复活他 -对 - Doesn't mean we can't resuscitate. - Yes!
不代表我们不能让我们的朋友 Doesn't mean we can't flll our friend
充满快乐 爱 和笑声 with joy, love, and laughter.
没错 Yes!
-你们都知道我在说什么吗 -对 - Y'all know What I'm talking about? - Yes!
跟我们讲讲吧 Tell us What you're talking about.
我的意思是 一个派对 I'm talking... about a party, y'all.
好 Yes!
好极了 Wonderful.
我现在还得组织派对 So, now I have to plan a party?
不 不用 No. You actually don't.
这位小天使是谁 奈尔斯 Who's this little angel, Niles'?
这是我女儿 桃乐茜 This is my daughter, Dorothy.
她是丹尼的一位老朋友 She's a very old friend of Danny.
幸会 桃乐茜 Pleasure to meet you, Dorothy.
你看 一切都会好的 See? Everything's going to be all right.
我们的朋友们一定能让丹尼在睡觉前恢复 Our friends will get Danny back to their old self by bedtime.
睡觉前4小时
地下
谁在上面 Who's up top?
画家 The painter.
-怎么了 -没什么 - What? - Nothing.
我 I, uh...
刽子手的漂亮女儿 The Hangman's beautiful daughter
看起来似乎不是很有领导力 just doesn't exactly scream leadership potential.
可她会画画 She can fuckin' paint.
也就是说她比你他妈有能力 Which means she has one fuckin' talent,
这就比你厉害了 which is one more than you.
行 有自信心是好事 Great. Good. Love the confidence.
收拾东西起身走人不费事 简 It doesn't fuckin' take much to pack up and leave, Jane.
她可以去外面画 可以他妈的画风景 She could paint outside. She could paint a fuckin' landscape!
也许她不想离开 Maybe she doesn't want to leave.
不止她一个 你四处看看 She's not the only one. Look around you.
在这里的人中 There are more people down here
在乎上面情况的人越来越多 who care about the things up there than ever before.
你他妈好好想想 简 Get this through your fucking head, Jane!
上面不重要 Up there doesn't matter!
唯一重要的就是凯 The only thing that matters is Kay,
下面这个孩子 the kid down here!
我们的职责是保护她 It is our job to protect her.
她不需要你们这帮垃圾朋友 And she deserves better than your fucking friends!
没想到我们回到了首席身边 I can't believe we're back here with the Chief,
尾巴夹在两腿之间那一套 tails between our legs, and all that shit.
我是说 操 我想着最起码 I mean, fuck, I at least thought the one thing I could do
我能做个比老门格勒更好的父亲 was be a better father than old man Mengele.
这标准可他妈低了 Pretty fucking low bar to clear.
你为什么不离开呢 Why don't you just leave?
我们就准备这么做 Thats What we're doing.
真的吗 Really?
你要去哪里 Where would you go?
一个安静的地方 Somewhere quiet...
能让我画画 Where I can paint.
但是生活费谁来出啊 But who pays for everything?
-你吃什么 睡哪里 -我不知道 - What do you eat? Where do you sleep? - I don't know.
那不是我的工作 That's not my job.
那是谁的 Whose job is it?
脑袋是太阳的那个女士吗 The lady with the sun for a head?
我觉得她不会在银行有预核准的信用额度 Somehow, I doubt she's preapproved for a fucking bank loan.
我 我就只会画画 I, uh... I just paint.
我就只想画 我也只应该画画 That's all I want to do. That's all I'm supposed to do.
你能行的 You'll figure it out.
简总是能化险为夷 Jane always did.
花需要放在这里 这里 还有这里 We'll need flowers here, here, and here.
来些感染情绪的灯光 Some mood lighting.
然后 我们需要清空这堆东西 And then, we need to clear all this.
这事交给我们吧 I think we can handle that.
花呢 Flowers?
还有别的吗 Anything else?
让我来吧 May I?
我或许没肌肉能秀 I may not be able to flex,
但我的能力也成长得非常不错了 but my powers have gotten pretty impressive as well.
看好了 Watch this.
你 成了吗 Did it- - - work?
是的 是的 是个大成功 Yes. . Yes, it worked perfectly.
现在我要去... Now I'm going to go...
拿个梯子 get a ladder.
你好啊 小淑女 Well, hey there, little lady.
为什么摆着张苦脸 Why the long face?
我就长这样 This is just how I look.
你看起来可爱极了 You look lovely.
我想说的是 What I meant was is,
你为什么看起来心情那么糟糕 why do you seem so down in the dumps?
我摔坏了丹尼 I dropped Danny.
所以才让事情变得这么糟 That's how things got this bad.
这都是我的错 It's all my fault.
我知道了 I see.
如果你弄坏了他们 Well, if you broke them...
那你就要帮忙修好他们 对吗 then you gotta help fix 'em, right?
那迪斯科球还没挂上去 我不知道要怎么办啊 We still need to hang that disco ball, but... I dunno how to.
等一下 Wait a minute.
你能不能帮我一把 Do you think you can lend me a hand with this?
好吗 Yeah?
好的 All right.
确保要抓得特别紧哦 Just be sure to hold on extra tight.
好吗 Okay?
你准备好了吗 You ready?
简直太完美了 That was perfect.
离睡觉时间还有2小时
真不敢相信我终于见到了丹尼民 I can't believe I finally met the Dannyzens!
他们真是太酷了 They're really cool.
但是你生活在丹尼街道上 But you lived on Danny the Street,
你从来没上去过吗 you never once went up top?
不 从没有 No, never.
那你生活在哪里 Where did you live?
我生活在丹尼下边的造门厂里 I lived undemeath Danny in the door factory.
我可以听到派对的声音 I could hear the parties,
但是我从来没参加过丹尼的派对 but I never got to go to a Danny party.
这听起来有点悲剧 Well, that sounds a tad tragic.
这也是我第一次参加丹尼派对 This is my first Danny party, too.
来 坐下 Come, sit.
长大是怎么样的感觉 What does it feel like to be a grown-up?
老实说 To be honest,
让人很有压力 it can--- be stressful...
你是怎么让自己这么漂亮的呢 How do you make yourself so beautiful?
你也很漂亮 桃乐茜 Well, we're all beautiful, Dorothy.
但是有时候 你需要一些辅助 But sometimes, we use enhancements.
你几岁了 How old are you?
十一岁 Eleven.
但是 你已经活了多久了 But... how many years have you been alive?
一百四十五年 A hundred and three-quarters.
我认为你的年纪可以涂口红了 Well, I guess you've earned a bit of lipstick.
淑女要坐端正 Ladies sit still.
桃乐茜 Dorothy?
我就一会没看着你 I turn my back for one minute,
你就开始淘气 and you get into mischief.
丽塔说我足够大了 Rita said I was old enough.
-我会跟丽塔说的 -你这样让我很难为情 - I will talk to Rita. - You're embarrassing me.
桃乐茜 你还太小了 不能化妆 Dorothy, you are too young to wear this.
我没有你想得那么小 I'm not as young as you think I am.
参加派对的各位 Party people...
不管你们是不是二元性别 binary and non-binary...
大家都听我说 Everybody listen.
这样没有用 This isn't working.
丹尼还没有变得完整 Danny is not whole yet.
我们得把派对弄得更热闹些 We got to turn the party up a notch...
而我认识一位新朋友 她可以做到 and I got a new friend who's got just the trick to do it.
你打算怎么做 桃乐茜 What are you up to, Dorothy?
是我们最喜欢的歌 It's our favorite.
这是一首总能让我想到丹尼的歌 This is a song that always reminds me of Danny.
♪来和我一起 ♪Come with me♪
♪你就会生活在♪ ♪And you'll be♪
♪一个充满纯真幻想的世界♪ ♪In a world of pure imagination♪
♪快看周围♪ ♪Take a look♪
♪你会看见♪ ♪And you'll see♪
丹尼砖块公司
♪自己的美妙幻想♪ ♪Into your imagination♪
♪让我们用一个转圈来开场♪ ♪We'll begin with a spin♪
♪在我创造的世界中徜徉♪ ♪Traveling in the world f my creation♪
♪我们看见的将定义♪ ♪What we'll see will define♪
♪对世界的解释♪ ♪Explanation♪
♪如果你想欣赏天堂的美景♪ ♪If you want to view paradise♪
♪那就看看周围 好好欣赏♪ ♪Simply look around and view it♪
♪你想做什么都行♪ ♪Anything you want to do it♪
♪就算想改变世界♪ ♪Wanna change the world♪
♪也没什么不可以的♪ ♪There's nothing to it♪
♪我知道♪ ♪There is♪
♪再没有哪里的生活♪ ♪No life I know♪
♪可以与纯真的幻想世界相比♪ ♪To compare with pure imagination♪
♪生活在那♪ ♪Living there♪
♪你将自由自在♪ ♪You'll be free♪
好起来吧 丹尼
♪如果你真的希望♪ ♪If you truly wish♪
♪自由自在♪ ♪To be♪
好起来吧 丹尼
谢谢你 桃乐茜
我们有进展了 各位 We're getting there, people.
我们让丹尼的心恢复了 We've resuscitated Danny's heart.
继续吧 Keep going.
这场派对才刚刚开始呢 This party is just getting started.
亲爱的 你表现得太出色了 My dear, you were splendid.
就和以前一样 Just like old times.
但是你知道现在几点了 But, you know What time it is.
但是派对才刚刚开始 But... the party is just getting started.
现在是... It's--
睡觉时间
绝对不要相信艺术家 或是离开家门 Never trust an Art maj or to leave the house.
再见 性无能 再会 无屌机器人 Farewell, unfuckables. Au revoir, dickless robots.
如果打这里人屁股一巴掌 他们也没人会 Nobody here would know a good time if it slapped them on the...
享受时光 ass.
瞧瞧这是谁 Well...
这里是怎么回事 What is going on here?
我也在想这个问题 I was thinking the same thing.
说出来吧 小子们 Speak up, boys.
他是钢骨 That's Cyborg.
你是什么人 Who are you?
我是猩红娼妓 Scarlet Harlot.
我叫你们给我说出来 And I told you to fucking speak!
我们在给丹尼街道 We are having a party...
搞派对呢 for Danny the Street.
我是说砖头 I mean, Brick.
-好像很好玩 -是吗 - That sounds like fun. - It does?
没错 Yup.
♪快打我电话♪ ♪Dial up my number now♪
♪穿过铁丝网♪ ♪Weaving it through the wire♪
♪让我兴奋♪ ♪Switch me on♪
♪让我嗨爆♪ ♪Turn me up♪
♪我想触碰你♪ ♪I want to touch you♪
♪你为爱而生♪ ♪You're just made for love...♪
♪我需要♪ ♪I need ooh la la la la---♪
♪我需要♪ ♪I need ooh la la la la♪
♪缠在我身上♪ ♪Coils up and round me♪
好 冷静 Okay. All right, be cool.
-冷静 -你说什么 - Be cool. - What? What?
我猜你在绷带下的一定是魔鬼身材 I bet you're fit as fuck under those bandages.
谢谢 如果我拆掉绷带 这里无人能生还 Thanks. If l take them off, everyone here will die.
完全融化然后死去 所以的确魔鬼 Just completely melt and die, so, yeah.
你在哪学会这样控制你能力的 Where did you learn to control your meatballs like that?
我在哪学会什么 Where'd I learn what?
你做起来轻而易举 You just make it look so easy.
完全不费吹灰之力就做到了 You squeeze, you twist, you make things happen.
真让人不爽 It's infuriating.
很简单 你只要摒除杂念就行了 看着 It's simple. You just have to clear your mind. Watch.
看到没 现在... You see? Right now...
我的脑子一片空白 my mind is completely... blank.
-就这么简单吗 -没错 - Tha't it? - Tha's it.
你没事吧 Is everything all right?
我能请你帮个忙吗 Could I... ask a favor of you?
睡觉时间十分钟后
-我很喜欢这首歌 -我也是 - I love this song. - Me, too.
-晚安 赫谢尔 -晚安 孩子 - Good night, Herschel. - Good night, kid.
你应该回去派对 You should go back.
你为什么跟我说话 Why are you talking to me?
你知道规矩的 造蜡人 You know the rules, Candlemaker.
现在是睡觉时间 It's bedtime.
桃乐茜想看派对的吧 Dorothy wants to see, don't you?
你连自己的声音都没听清 You barely even sound yourself.
你第一次说这么多话 You never used to talk this much.
桃乐茜从来都不能去看 Dorothy never gets to see.
父亲会很生气的 Father will be angry...
赫谢尔说得对 Herschel's right.
桃乐茜长大了 Dorothy grown-up.
赫谢尔和小女孩做朋友 Herschel friend for little girls.
她是个小女孩 She is a little girl!
别说话 赫谢尔 让我想想 Shush, Herschel, let me think.
我已经一百四十五岁了 I am 100 and three-quarters.
你还记得上次 So, do you remember that time...
你做的事情吗 You did that thing?
当时我们都在丹尼街道上 When we were all together on Danny the Street.
我在维度间的空白上撕开了一个缝隙 Yeah, I ripped a hole into the White space between dimensions.
不是 No.
在那之前的事 Before that part.
我要再一次诚恳道歉 Again, I am so, so sorry about that--
不用了 No need.
只是 It's just. . .
自从胡佛上台以来 That's the only time I can remember my mind...
那是我唯一一次头脑真正的清醒 truly being clear since the Hoover administration.
你能再来一次吗 Could you do it again?
我们应该先警告一下大家 Well, we'd probably have to warn everybody first
-让大家多喝点水 -不是那样的 - And make sure they're properly hydrated- - No, not like that.
你能不能控制一下范围 More like. . . could you contain it?
控制在这个房间里 Here in this room?
你说过 You said it.
"只有我放空心灵时 "I can't control my powers
我才能控制自己的能力" unless I let go and empty my mind, "
不能放松一下的话 and I can't do that without...
我就没法控制能力 Well, huh, without a release.
你真的觉得这样有用 You... Do you really think that would work?
你会对劳伦斯·奥利弗勋爵说这种话吗 Would you say that to Sir Laurence Olivier?
不要质疑我的方法 Don't question my process!
那我们要万分小心 We'd have to be... very careful.
肌肉越大 责任越大 With great muscles... come great responsibility.
头脑越清醒 And great clarity.
可以开始吗 Shall we begin?
可以 We shall.
好了 我准备好了 Okay. I'm ready.
好了 Right here.
准备好了吗 Ready?
这样不行 This won't work.
你把鼻子 You put your nose...
放在这个点上 right there on this dot,
不要动 明白吗 and don't move, capisce?
鼻子放在点上 明白 Nose on the dot. Capisce.
放在点上 On the dot.
-好了吗 -好了 - Ready? - Ready.
一 One...
二 Two...
三 Three...
尼泊尔 加德满都
-怎么回事 -我看到一些东西 - What happened? - I saw something.
听起来你的精神被阻挡住了 That sounds like you got a mental block.
那就移开障碍 So, unblock it.
应该有肌肉可以做到 Surely there's a flex for that.
我尽力 但是我们推进的力度 I can try. But we have to be
一定要非常小心 extremely careful with how hard we push with this.
鼻子放在点上 Nose to the dot
-从最高点开始拍 -你确定吗 - Take it from the top. - You're sure?
开拍 Action.
克里夫 Cliff.
首席 Hey, Chief.
我回来了 I'm back.
弗罗里达怎么样 How was Florida?
好得很 Awesome.
那就好 Good.
那么 Well...
可不可以 How about...
让我看一下你的手 letting me take a look at your hand?
它仍在困扰着你吗 Is it still troubling you?
或许我们应该测试一下 Maybe we should test it.
我可以朝你脸上打一拳 I could punch you in the face.
或许你女儿的事情并不很顺利 So, maybe things didn't go so well with your daughter.
我们是成年人 克里夫 We're adults, Cliff.
我坦然承认我的错误 I've been open about my mistakes,
或许你现在该诚实地谈谈你的错误了 maybe it's time you were honest about yours.
抱歉 I'm sorry,
那需要我临危不乱 that would require me rising to the occasion.
无论何时都临危不乱 Any fucking occasion.
你想听我说什么 What do you want to hear?
事情太他妈糟了 It went piss-fucking poor!
如果这能安慰到你... If it's any consolation...
我也想打我自己一拳 I'd like to punch me, too.
有那么一刻 For once,
我希望自己能不那么固执己见 I wish I could just get out of my fucking head!
我他妈固执己见 I get stuck in my fucking head,
死活走不出来 and I can't get out.
我把一切都搞砸了 I fuck everything up!
总是这样 Always!
我需要休息 I just need a break.
我难道不配休息吗 Don't I deserve a fucking break?
我可以调整一下你的营养箱 I could make some adjustments to your nutrient tank.
加点亚甲二氧甲基苯丙胺 Add a little methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
-为了今晚 -什么 - For tonight. - What?
兴奋剂 Ecstasy.
我要处理一个全面爆发的情感危机 I'm in a full-blown psychological crisis,
而你要给我...兴奋剂 and you're offering me... Ecstasy?
睡觉时间后1小时
偷窥狂的无尽夜总会
那是杯伏特加马丁尼 成人饮品
回去睡觉
我住在你那 听这些派对听了好多年 I've heard these parties for years, living underneath you,
却从没来过 but never got to go.
在爸爸把我送回去之前 让我玩一会吧 Let me have fun before Dad sends me back.
求你了 丹尼 Please, Danny?
再待10分钟
好吧 All right.
这真的有用吗 So, this is actually helping?
丹尼就能恢复成街道 Danny just gonna grow into a street?
我不知道 I don't know.
我从没见过丹尼这么沉默 I've never known Danny to be this quiet before.
你好吗 How are you?
来 Come on.
说出来吧 Spill it.
我遇到了一个人 I met someone.
她很酷... She's cool...
很勇敢... brave...
她是我在出事后 第一个与之交往的人 She's the first person I've been with since my accident.
与之交往 Been with?
你是说... You mean...
真不错 Good for you.
是 Yeah.
她这个人什么样 So, what's she like?
-除了勇敢和酷之外 -她特别棒 - Other than brave and cool. - She's great.
-但她有一段过往 -好 - But she has a past. - Okay.
-然后呢 -我不知道 - And? - I don't know.
我只知道我一直都在想她 I just know that I can't stop thinking about her.
这个房间里的每一个人都有一段 Every person in this room has a past
被人起诉的过往 that someone persecuted them for.
她和我不一样 She's not like me.
我是钢骨 I mean, I'm Cyborg.
她...她是我命中的劫数 She's... She's a shock to my system.
丹尼民和我已经 The Dannyzens and I have been out
上个月一直在外面 in the world for the past... month.
不幸的是 And sadly...
这个世界并没有太大变化 the world hasn't changed that much.
人们还在背后开我的玩笑 People still made jokes behind my back...
当我的面也是 and to my face.
我的跨性别姐妹们还在被谋杀 My trans-sisters are still being murdered.
人类对与自己不同的人十分残忍 Human beings are cruel to people that are different from them.
在那边我认识了个混蛋 Yeah, out there I had to read a motherfucker.
他朝我大喊大叫 用各种话骂我 He was screaming at me, calling me all kinds of freak.
我会让他知道 I'll let him know.
他恨我和他一样 He hated the fact that I was human,
是个人类的事实 just like him.
这就是让他心烦的事情 That's what disturbed him.
我们呼吸着同样的空气 That we somehow breathe the same air
走过同样的街道 and walk the same streets.
这么多的自我憎恨 So much self-hatred out there.
然后人们会把这种仇恨转移到任何外表 And people turn that hatred on anyone who doesn't look,
或行为与自己不一样的人身上 or act like them.
人生很短暂 维克 Life is short, Vic.
去你能感受到爱的地方 Go where you feel love.
如果这种爱始终如一 And if that love's consistent...
就留下 stay.
走吧 Come on.
来领略丹尼精神吧 Live in the spirit of Danny.
一个机器人 表演机器人 Just a robot, doing the robot.
好吧 都挺好的 Okay. Okay, it's all good.
我嗨极了 你是个正在跳舞的影子 I am high as fuck! And you are a dancing shadow
头上有个奇怪的东西 with a weird thingy on your head.
挺好的 挺好的 It's all good. It's all good.
现在 丽塔 Now, now, Rita.
女士们坐好 Ladies sit still.
伯班克 加利福尼亚
制片人帕克先生今晚要来 Mr. Parker, the producer, is coming here tonight?
这意味着我得到那个角色了吗 Does that mean I got the part?
还没有 Not yet...
但我会给你拿到角色 but I'll get you that part.
妈妈 我能做到 Mommy, I can do it.
你想让我做什么 What do you want me to do?
我会表演 跳舞 唱歌 I can do a little show, dance, sing.
亲爱的 Darling, please...
你还有其他的才能 You have other talents.
专注于那些 好吗 Focus on those, okay?
好吧 Okay.
继续 Go on.
上床睡觉 Get to bed.
你确定我应该看这个吗 Are you sure I should be seeing this?
别管睡觉时间 No bedtime.
留下 Stay.
父亲总是说"睡觉之后不会有好事发生" Father always said, "Nothing good happens after bedtime."
睡觉时间两个小时后
拉酱 你和我 Lar-Bear! You and I...
我们拥抱得不够 We don't hug enough.
你为什么没去派对 So, why aren't you at the party?
我现在没心情参加派对 Look, I'm not exactly in a party mood.
你想要毒品吗 便宜的毒品 Do you want drugs? Cheap-ass drugs.
不用 我相信还有别的方法可以打发这夜晚 No. I'm sure I'd find a way to ruin that for myself, too.
但你总得做点什么 You gotta do something, though.
对吗 Right?
你不能就这么坐着 You can't just sit here.
你想让我做什么 克里夫 What do you want me to do, Cliff?
跳舞 还是受伤 Dance? Get wrecked'?
我本应去外太空 I was supposed to go to outer space.
我本应是个父亲 I was supposed to be a goddamn father.
我不能做一件我应该做的事 I couldn't do a single thing that I was supposed to do.
这之后我又该做什么 What the hell am I supposed to do after that?
听着 我明白 我完全明白 Look, I get it. I totally get it.
你见到了你的孩子 You saw your kid,
你很伤心 我的孩子也是这样 it fucked you up. Mine did, too.
孩子们就是这样 他们毁了你的一生 That's what kids do. They fuck up your entire life.
不 他们没有 No... They don't.
我们才是搞砸一切的人 We are the ones who fuck everything up.
孩子们是在为我们的错误买单 Our kids just end up paying for it.
我要因为这个错过我孩子的科技展吗 I'm missing my kid's science fair for this?
总部让我们干什么 我们就得干什么 Hey, HQ says we go, we gotta go.
跟我汇报 拥抱 Talk to me, Cuddles.
性能量指数爆表了 These readings are off the charts.
我需要精准的评估 I need a no bullshit assessment.
这是可能会毁灭世界的性能量吗 Are we talking potential worldwide sextinction here?
我们行动吧 Let's get it on.
麻烦让一下 Excuse me.
真是受够了 That is quite enough of that.
好了 All right.
所有人都后退三步 Everyone take three steps
把手放在我们能看到的地方 back and keep your hands where we can see 'em.
你们是什么人 What the hell are you?
宝贝 我们是性卫兵 Baby, we are the SeX Men.
我是亲吻 她是折磨 I'm Kiss, she's Torture.
我们要把世界从超自然的性爱危机中拯救出来 And we're here to save the world from a paranormal sexual event.
我有很多问题想问 I have so many questions.
没时间了 女士 No time for that, ma'am.
你们都身处严重危险中 You're all in serious danger.
如果你需要安慰 去找拥抱聊聊 If you need comfort, talk to Cuddles.
他在外面的任务控制中心车里 He's outside in our mobile emission control center.
我们的性爱机器 The SeX Machine.
好了 够了 Okay, enough.
别逞英雄 小子 Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, don't be a hero, son.
如果你阻拦我们 If you cock-block us,
你就是要毁灭全世界 you'll end up fucking the entire world.
亲吻中尉 折磨中尉 Lieutenant Kiss, Lieutenant Torture...
我从未想过性卫兵会来我这里 I never thought I'd see the SeX Men at my door.
希望能在更愉快的场合会面 考尔德教授 Wish it were under better circumstances, Dr. Caulder.
等等 你认识这些小丑吗 Uh, hold up. You know these clowns?
你该庆幸你不认识他们 Consider yourself lucky you don't.
我们能提供什么帮助 Now, how may we be of assistance?
性能量指数 过高
今晚早些时候 Earlier this evening
我们的扫描仪捕捉到了一股 our scanners picked up a powerful and sustained
强烈而持续上升的性能量 spike in hypersexual energy.
-在这里 你确定吗 -恐怕是的 - Here'? Are you absolutely sure? - I'm afraid so.
这些人他妈的是谁 Who the fuck are these guys?
有人为丹尼叫了脱衣舞演员吗 Did someone order strippers for Danny?
性能量本身是无害的 Sexual energy itself isn't harmful.
但这么高的指数会吸引一种非常危险的生物 But readings this high attract a very dangerous sort of creature.
什么生物 What kinda creature?
性恶魔 Sex demon.
头上戴着潜望镜的变态鬼 A perverted poltergeist with a periscope atop its head.
名字叫... Goes by the name...
阴暗的埃文斯先生 Shadowy Mister Evans.
我认识他 Hey, yo! I know that guy.
我他妈的还跟他跳过舞 I fuckin' danced with that guy.
操 Holy fuck!
我居然跟一个性恶魔跳过舞 I danced with a sex demon?
该死 God damn it.
他已经在这儿了 He's already here.
来吧 各位 我们要让派对继续进行 Come on, everyone, we need to keep the party going.
丹尼需要我们 Danny needs us.
不要再监禁我 No more prison.
什么 这是什么意思 What? What does that mean?
不要...再监禁...我 No... more... prison.
性能量不稳定
保持冷静 我们靠得很近了 Stay frosty, we're close.
这什么情况 What the fuck?
我们太迟了 We're too late.
性爱幽灵 Sex ghosts.
右边那两个人 你们回派对去 The two of you on the right, go back to the party.
我们得尽全力 We need to do everything we can
降低性欲扩大 to dial down the erotic ampliflcation.
等等 Hold up.
我是钢骨 I'm Cyborg.
听他们的 维克 他们是性专家 Listen to them, Vic, they are the sexperts.
剩下的人跟在我们后面 The rest of you get behind us.
千万别跟那些性爱幽灵有眼神接触 And do not make eye contact with any of the sex ghosts.
我知道我会下地狱 I know I'm going to hell,
但这性爱幽灵也太辣了 but the sex ghosts are hot!
闭嘴 克里夫 Shut up, Cliff.
我不知道你想干什么 I don't know what you're up to...
但我绝不对同意的 but I won't have any of it.
我们刚见到丹尼开始你就恨他 You've always hated Danny from the moment we met them.
丹尼是监狱 Danny prison.
丹尼是我的朋友 Danny's my friend.
我不会再听你的了 And I'm not listening to you anymore.
丹尼是监狱 Danny prison.
丹尼要是恢复了 桃乐茜就要回监狱 Danny get better, Dorothy go back to prison.
-闭嘴 -桃乐茜长大了 - Stop. - Dorothy grown-up.
桃乐茜自由了 Dorothy be free.
-你是谁 -你是拥抱 - Who are you? - You're Cuddles.
那是你真名吗 Is that your real name?
那不是我的名字 就是个代号 It's not my name, it's... It's a call sign.
那也是你选的代号 A call sign you chose.
我觉得 I mean...
我觉得要不然是"拥抱" 要不然是"手活" I guess. It was either, "Cuddles" Or "Handstuff."
拥抱是你小时候毛绒豪猪玩具的名字 Cuddles was the name of a stuffed porcupine you had as a boy.
12岁的时候 拥抱让你第一次高潮了 At 12, Cuddles supplied you with your flrst orgasm.
你那时候甚至都不知道什么是手淫 You didn't even know what masturbation was at the time.
你有点晚熟 Bit of a late bloomer.
你才刚开始挪着你的小兄弟 You just began rubbing your member
蹭着玩具的棉刺 against his cotton quills and--
天啊 别说了 God, Jesus! Stop! I...
我没时间跟你闹 I don't have time for this.
我要是不做好工作 这世界就完了 If l don't do my job, the world is gonna end.
这话到底什么意思 What exactly does that mean?
世界就完了 The end of the world?
性的消亡 The death of sex?
你知道屋里现在什么情况吗 Do you understand what's going on in there?
那个性恶魔是个容器 That sex demon is a vessel.
它只要吸收了足够的性能量 When it absorbs enough sexual energy,
就会产下更可怕的东西 it'll give birth to something even worse.
一个婴儿 A baby.
也是 象征意义非常明显 Yes, the symbolism is palpable--
我没开玩笑 I'm not kidding!
那孩子要是哭出声就全完了 If that baby cries... It's all over.
这世界就会变成一个只有大人 The world will become an adults-only,
少儿不宜 纵欲享乐的地狱 X-rated, hedonistic hellscape.
这星球上每个孩子都会消失 Every child on the planet will cease to exist.
今晚 这世界的命运就掌握在 Tonight, the fate of the world lies in the hands...
性卫兵的手中 of the SeX Men.
你刚才说什么 What the fuck did you just say?
孩子们会怎么样 What's gonna happen to the kids?
每个孩子 消失 Every child, gone.
啪的一下 Poof...
啪的一下 "Poof" ?
你他妈跟我开玩笑吧 Are you fucking kidding me?
丹尼 Danny?
我希望你和我讲话时能像和成年人讲话一样 I need you to talk to me like an adult.
而不是像对小孩子一样 Not like a child.
没时间了 There's no time for that now.
你真的是我的朋友吗 Were you truly my friend...
还是说你是关我的监狱 or were you my prison?
桃乐茜 我希望我能告诉你我只是你的朋友
桃乐茜了解了真相 Dorothy sees truth.
是的 Yes.
我现在知道了 Think I do now.
上吧 Go!
什么鬼玩意 What the fuck!
发生什么事了 What's happening?
我动不了了 I can't move!
我要上了 I'm going in.
想想土豆 Think of potatoes.
好吧 Okay.
亲吻中尉 抓住我的手 Lieutenant Kiss, take my hand!
不 宝宝出来了 No, here comes the baby!
现在发生的事情我一点都看不懂 I have no fucking clue what's happening right now!
我这次是说真的 And I really mean that this time.
要是那宝宝哭了 就要世界末日了 If that baby cries, it's the end of the world.
克里夫 你必须得进去 Cliff, you have to go in there.
你是我们中唯一一个无法高潮的人 You're the only one of us that can't orgasm.
第一 我现在嗨过头了 A, I'm fucking high,
第二 你这完全是在性卫兵面前羞辱我 B, you just totally embarrassed me in front of the SeX-Men.
第三 你想让我去杀个宝宝吗 C, you want me to kill a fucking baby?
我他妈的才不干 Fuck, no!
不 别让它哭出来 No! Don't let it cry!
来吧 Do it.
桃乐茜 解放自己吧 Dorothy, be free.
桃乐茜 Dorothy?
我不知道该怎么办 丹尼 I don't know what to do, Danny.
我不能回去了 I can't go back.
我也不能
下面就由我们接手了 We'll take it from here.
你看到了自己的障碍 这是好事 It's, uh, good that you saw your block.
现在你可以直面它了 Now you can... deal with it.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
我什么都没有看见 I... didn't see a thing.
不管怎样 丽塔 多保重 Anyway, um... be well, Rita.
你也是 弗莱克斯 And you, Flex.
记住 鼻子放在点上 Remember, nose to the dot.
谁是英雄 铁头是英雄 Who's the hero? Hammerhead's the hero!
冷静点 傻逼 Chill out, douche-knuckle.
我是在保护凯而已 I was protecting the girl.
拯救世界的感觉不错吧 Felt pretty good, right, saving the day?
你是嗨了吗 Are you fucking high?
准备好拥抱了吗 Are you fucking ready for a hug'?
-别和我拥抱 -我们可以拥抱 也可以亲鼻子 - Do not. - We can hug, or we can Eskimo kiss.
-不要 -来抱一个 - No. - Comin' in for the hug.
来吧 Comin' in.
操 Fuck!
好了 简 Okay, Jane.
你赢了 You win.
我真的是太他妈嗨了 I'm so fucking high!
你是宿醉了吗 丹尼 Seems you're on the mend, Danny.
桃乐茜会怎么样
其他的选择都失败后 After several failed altematives...
知道你能回来真的是太好了 Oh, it'll be a comfort to know you'll be back.
我不会再当一条街了
她在那很安全 She was safe there.
她在那整个世界都很安全 The world was safe with her there.
不 奈尔斯 她是个囚犯
她才不是 She was not!
作为她的父亲 我认为我应当知道 I think, as her father, I should know!
抱歉 奈尔斯 不能再那样了 我要去做更有益的事了 你也当如此
注意了 各位 Attention, everyone,
注意了 Attention.
集中一下 Gather around.
来 Come on.
让我向你们重新介绍一下我们亲爱的丹尼 Allow me to reintroduce you to our beloved Danny.
准备好了
我不懂这话的意思 I don't get it.
先别下结论 茶壶 Don't judge, teapot.
轮胎不过是丹尼崭新旅程的开始 A tire is just the beginning of Danny's new journey.
感谢所有人
丹尼 有些丹尼民一直在问 Uh, Danny, some of the Dannyzens have been asking...
我们能一起去吗 can we come along?
感谢所有人 丹尼民
可以 Yes.
"没有你们我是不会这样做的 "I wouldn't do this without you.
正是你们活下去的意志点醒了我 Your strength to live, who you truly are teaches me.
这个世界需要我们敞开心胸 The world needs our open hearts and minds,
所以我们这样的人不必在恐惧中煎熬 so people like us don't have to suffer and live in fear.
把我们的启示传遍各处吧 Let's spread our message far and wide.
有人在寻找能向他们伸出援手的人 There are people looking for someone to hold their hand.
让我们为那些不合群的人 Let's breathe life into the misfits,
那些被遗忘者 the forgotten ones...
那些被排斥在外的人注入新的活力" the outsiders."
各位 Everyone...
我们准备好了 丹尼 We're ready, Danny.
现在 开始全新的爱的冒险
这么说他们不会帮忙收拾房子了 So, they're not gonna help clean up the house?
睡觉时间已过多时
我们已经在这站了差不多五分钟了 伙计 We've been standing here for like, five minutes, man.
-我能来块煎芝士吗 -当然 抱歉 - Can I get a grilled cheese? - Oh, yeah. Sorry.
什么事迫使你去了底特律 Hey, what made you go to Detroit?
我厌倦了任由创伤掌控我的生活 I got tired of letting my trauma run my life.
想要疗伤 Wanted to heal.
你觉得在这里不能疗伤吗 You don't think you can heal here?
你能吗 Can you?
栅网 看看有没有新消息 Grid, check for any new text messages.
你这算是归队了吗 Are you back?
算是吧... Yeah...
我也想知道为什么会回来 and wondering why.
你也归队了吗 简 And are you back, Jane?
暂时是的 For now.
对于丽塔的G点差点毁灭世界 Is anyone gonna say anything about the fact
有人要说些什么吗 that Rita's G-spot almost ended the fucking world?
你真应该上床睡觉了 You should really, really, really be in bed.
丽塔 Rita?
你的话是认真的吗 Did you mean what you said?
我漂亮吗 Am I beautiful?
亲爱的 求你了 Darling, please.
你有其他天赋 专注于那些吧 You have other talents. Focus on those.
我不想长大 I don't want to grow up.
造烛人 Candlemaker?
别和我说话 Don't talk to me.
去和你的小女朋友们说话吧 Talk to your little girl friends.