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翻译 布塔
翻译 DustD
翻译 米糊
翻译 DerbyNinja
翻译 CirillaOfVengerburg
翻译 Stampy
翻译 晴安
翻译 马丁马丁回音山
翻译 梅苏特·大愚
时间轴 树
时间轴 Jessie
校对 屯栗子
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第二季 第五集
来了 迟到总比不到好 对吧 Here we go. Better late than never, right?
我本来都计划好了 You know, I had this whole
如果你再约我出来该怎么办 plan laid out in case you asked me out again.
我本来打算温柔地说 I was gonna be all sweet and be like,
"好啊 我很乐意" "Sure, I'd love to."
然后甩了你 And then ditch your ass.
好吧 发生什么了 Okay, so what happened?
你约我出来了 You asked.
从现在开始 From now on...
从现在开始 我们放轻松 From now on, let's just ease up.
我们走一步看一步 Let's just see where this thing goes.
我喜欢 I like that.
那好 Great.
就这么办 So let's do it.
我们走一步看一步 Let's see where this thing goes.
你嘴上沾了东西 Oh, you got a little schmutz right there...
致命攻击模式启动 Lethal engagement mode activated.
栅网 等等 Grid, wait, wait.
真有趣 约会真开心 This is fun. I'm glad we did this.
栅网 栅网 不要 停下 栅网 停下 Grid, Grid, Grid, no, stop. Grid, stop. No, no, no--
罗尼 Oh, Roni.
搞什么 伙计 What the hell, man?
抱歉打扰你的夜惊 Sorry to disturb your night terror.
不是夜惊 It wasn't a night terror.
那就是恐怖的春梦 随便你 Spooky wet dream, then. Whatever.
你有没有看到一盘录像带 You seen a videotape?
本来在我房间里 It was in my room.
没有 怎么了 上面录了什么 No. Why? What was on it?
首席承认他让我 The Chief confessing to all the horriflc shit
受了那么多罪 he's put me through.
看来那是新常态了 Guess that's the new normal around here.
打扰了 Uh, excuse me.
你们俩有没有看到一盘录像带 Did either of you come across a tape?
再次和你坐在这里我很高兴 简 It's good to be here, with you again, Jane.
像以前一样 Like old times.
和以前不一样 It's not like old times.
永远也不可能像以前一样 It can never be like old times.
约什·克莱给我的东西没了 The stuff that Josh Clay gave me is gone.
真的没了 Really gone.
你有没有任何戒断症状 Are you experiencing any withdrawal symptoms?
做一个可悲的混蛋算是戒断症状吗 Is being a pathetic piece of shit a withdrawal symptom?
我可以看到它慢慢消失 I could see it running out...
当我没有被从脑子里抹去的时候 when I wasn't obliterated out of my fucking mind.
我考虑了接下来该做什么 I thought about what I would do next.
我能注射或吸食什么 What else could I shoot up or snort to just...
只有我能做主人格 但我搞砸了 I'm the only one who can be primary and I fucked up.
他们都在生我的气 They're all angry at me.
-你做了你需要做的事 -去他妈的我需要 - You did what you needed. - Fuck what I need.
重点不是我 是她 It's not about me. It's about her.
我们可以重新开始 We could start over.
我们从绘制地下的新地图开始吧 Why don't we begin with drawing out a new map of the Underground?
好好了解情况 Get a proper lay of the land,
搞清楚每个人格的需求 and figure out each persona's wants and needs.
小宝贝 Baby Doll.
天啊 滚开 你是坏蛋 是骗子 Oh, my God. Go away! You're a bad man and a liar!
亲爱的 这个世上 My darling, you are the last person
我最不想伤害的人就是你 in the entire world that I would ever want to hurt.
但你说得对 我很坏 But you're right. I'm bad...
很自私 and selfish...
我很抱歉 And I'm sorry.
如果你给我一个机会 我会努力改进 If you'd give me a chance, I'd try and be better.
-我恨你 -可怜的小东西 - I hate you. - Oh, my poor, poor thing.
到处都疼 我的脸疼 Everything hurts. My... My face hurts,
嗓子疼 and my throat hurts,
脑袋里嗡嗡响 and my head feels like bees.
我感到很孤独 I feel so... I feel so lonely.
我平常就已经很孤独了 And I'm already lonely all the time.
我肯定能做些什么来让这些眼泪停下 There must be something I can do to make those tears go away.
小宝贝 Baby Doll.
这是桃乐茜 This is Dorothy.
我喜欢你的小辫子 I love your pigtails.
我也喜欢你的 I like yours.
这是你的屋子吗 Is this your room?
我的天啊 Oh, my gosh.
这里都好漂亮 Everything is so pretty...
还都好软 and so fluffy!
-真对不起... -没事的 - I'm sorry, um... - It's okay.
你想的话可以和他玩 You can play with him if you like.
-他叫什么 -康斯塔布·科克 - What's his name? - Constable Cork.
这个是马罗丽 And this is Mallory.
这个是弗兰克和拉莫纳 他们结婚了 This is Frank and Ramona. They're married.
注意了 顾客们 Attention, shoppers.
不要错过我们的化肥区的特惠产品 Don't miss our in-store special on fertilizer.
去五号过道大采购吧 Check out aisle flve and stock up today.
抱歉 Excuse me.
我在找米基·哈里斯 I'm looking for a Mickey Harris.
就在你眼前 有什么能帮忙的吗 You found her. How can I help?
其实 我是来帮你的 Oh, well, actually, I'm here to help you.
这个文章说《克洛弗顿社团人》 This article says the Cloverton Community Players
正要开始选角试演 are holding auditions,
我们应该联络导演 and we should contact the director.
编剧兼导演 Writer-director.
你说什么 I beg your pardon'?
我是《克洛弗顿社团人》的 I'm the writer and the director
编剧兼导演 而且这报纸是之前的 for the Cloverton Community Players, and this paper's old.
选角试演是昨天 Auditions were yesterday.
哈里斯女士 我看得出来你是个忙人 Well, Miss Harris, I can see that you're a busy person,
忙着写剧本当导演加管理团队 What with your writing and directing and assistant-managing.
我绝不会想要浪费你的时间 I would never dream of wasting your time.
相信我 我绝对值得一试 Trust me, this will be more than worth it.
好吧 开始吧 Okay, let's go.
开始吧 Let's go.
这里吗 Here?
在第三过道上 On aisle three?
我想你肯定是准备好台词了 I assume you've prepared a monologue.
当然 Of course.
我无法承受 I can't bear it.
你又年轻又美丽 You're so young and beautiful.
为什么人一定会变老 Why did they ever have to get old?
妈妈 我站在这里 Mama, I'm here.
我长大了 I'm grown-up.
妈妈 Mama.
看着我 Just... look at me.
等一下 One minute...
-五号过道需要清理 -真正地看着我 - Clean-up on aisle flve. -...like you really saw me.
真抱歉 我们能不能再来一次 I'm sorry. Sorry, could we just try again?
米基 检查价格 六号过道 Mickey, price check, aisle six.
叫我了 亲爱的 That's me, hon.
我想我们这里结束了 I think we're good.
丽塔 84年 Rita '84.
星网之战 杰和妈妈的圣灵节 Battle of the Network Stars. Hmm, J and Mama Pentecost...
他妈的那个蠢死的带子在哪 Where the fuck is that dumb, shit-ass fucking tape?
什么玩意 What the fuck.
在找什么吗 Looking for something?
-这些都是什么 -可能的升级 - What the hell is all this? - Possible upgrades,
头脑风暴下 我还不确定呢 brainstorms, I'm not entirely sure yet.
升级 给我的吗 Upgrades'? For me?
像是钢骨那样的吗 Like Cyborg type of shit?
确实是这么想的 Well, it was a thought, yes,
维克多·斯通有的不是克里夫·斯蒂勒需要的 but What Victor Stone has isn't What Cliff Steele needs.
你对恢复一些 How would you feel about
更人类化的身体怎么看 regaining more human aspects of your body?
哪种人类化的 Which human aspects?
我想给你造一个躯体感觉系统 I'd like to give you a somatosensory system.
会让你有触觉 A sense of... touch.
这些变态图纸就是你让我变得更像人类的主意 And this psycho shit's your idea for me to become more human?
不 天啊 No. God, no.
那张草图 所有的草图都只是想法罢了 That sketch, all of those sketches are just musings.
坏主意 是在我有望想出好办法前 Bad ideas, excrement that I have to... pass
不得不宣泄出来的糟糕思路 before I can hopefully lay the golden egg.
这是个骗局吗 Is this just a trick?
想试着让我不那么恨你 Trying to buy some time off from me hating you,
还是你真的能做到 or can you really pull this off?
因为我最不需要的就是虚假的希望 首席 Because false hope is the last thing I need, Chief.
我们一起经历了这么多事 After everything we've been through,
我不会再骗你了 I think we're past tricks.
但是我真的需要你多些耐心 But I do need to ask for your patience.
要想实现这个想法需要几年时间 To see this to fruition will take years.
也许几十年 Decades, maybe.
你还能活几十年吗 Do you even have decades?
好吧 耐心 Right. Patience.
你要干什么 What are you up to?
你是要点外卖吗 Are you ordering food?
可以帮我一起点吗 Can I see a menu?
我刚刚约了去见我儿子 保罗 I just made a date to see my son, Paul.
听起来不错 Sounds promising.
我们要清理我死去儿子的房子 We're going to clean out my dead son's house.
听着让人不安 Sounds unnerving.
保罗一直想卖掉房子 重新开始 He's trying to get rid of it and move on.
我想我至少可以帮他完成这个心愿 I flgured helping him is the least I could do.
我给他打电话时他问我是谁 我说拉瑞·崔纳 When he asked who was calling, I said Larry Trainor.
我不知道还能说什么 I didn't know what else to say.
至少你说了点什么 At least you said something.
总的来说 你今天还是过得比我好 All thing considered, you're having a far better day than me.
你参加试镜了 You auditioned.
我张开了嘴 蹦出了几个词 My mouth opened. Words came out.
我真不知道这算不算试镜 But I don't know if I'd call it an audition
就像我不知道是否还该称自己为演员 any more than I'd call myself an actor.
我带你去个地方 不如你把酒带上喝吧 How about you make that drink to go?
克里夫 Cliff.
你好 克里菲 Hi, Cliffie.
你好吗 克里夫 How are you, Cliff?
好极了 Top shelf.
所以你们现在是一起跑步的好朋友了 So are you two running buddies now?
两个横冲直撞的小怪兽 真棒 Two little masters of disaster? Nice.
是的 先生 我们是非常好的朋友 Yes, siree. We're very close friends.
那两个小鬼真是一点也不可爱 Those two are just cuter than shit.
你错过了那个绝佳的下午茶派对 Man, you missed out on a killer tea party.
什么 What?
怎么 What?
小 宝 贝 B, a, b, y, d, o, l, l.
谁是最乖的 小宝贝 Who's the best? Baby Doll!
你想我给你唱首歌吗 Do you want me to make you a song?
我很擅长唱歌 I'm really good at it.
桃 乐 不 D-O-R-Y... No, wait.
桃 乐 蒂 桃乐蒂 D, o, r, o, t, e, e! Dorotee!
不如我们坐一会吧 Why don't we sit down for a bit?
不行 草地是岩浆 No, no. The grass is lava.
-我累了 -不 别累呀 - I'm tired. - Oh, no, don't be tired.
我们玩点别的 We'll play something else.
丢手绢 Tag!
海盗船 Pirate ship.
海盗船 Pirate ship?
幼稚的游戏 幼稚的你们 An infant garne for infant girls.
现在你又跟我说话了 Oh, now you're talking to me.
我不是说过 我不是成年人 I thought I told you, I'm not a grown-up.
快 你得转起来 Quick. You have to spin.
如果你不转 世界会爆炸的 If you don't spin, the world will explode.
我赢了 I win, I win!
我是最厉害的转圈机器 I'm the greatest spinning machine.
我知道你很烦 亲爱的 I feel your vexation, dear one.
别说了 Stop it.
生命总有瓜熟蒂落的一天 Every fruit must ripen.
-即便是你 -别说了 - Even you. - Stop it!
你在跟谁讲话 Who are you talking to?
没谁 No one.
只是一个朋友 Just- - - a friend
在你头脑里的朋友吗 From inside your head?
我头脑里的朋友可多了 I have lots of friends in there.
我能见见他们吗 Can I meet them?
求你了求你了求你了 Please, please, please?
-你一定要礼貌 -我一直很礼貌 - You have to be polite. - I'm always polite.
-保证吗 -保证 - Promise? - Uh-huh.
保证不会害怕吗 You won't get scared?
不会 怎么 他们很吓人吗 No. Why? Are they scary?
不是 No.
但他很大个 而且有股落水狗的臭味 But he's big and he smells like a wet dog.
他是我人生的第一个朋友 He was the first friend I ever made.
最开始他是我妈妈的朋友 He was my mama's friend first.
妈妈说她自己都没感觉到怀孕的时候 She said that he knew I was in her belly
他就知道我在她肚里了 before she even did.
妈妈不在了以后 When Mama was gone,
他跟着我来到新世界 保证我的安全 he followed me to the new world and he kept me safe.
很长很长的时间里 都是我们两个相依 It was just the two of us for a long time.
没关系 他很友善的 It's okay. He's nice.
我叫他曼尼 I call him Manny.
等等 他去哪里了 Wait, where'd he go?
让他回来 Bring him back.
我让你礼貌的 I told you to be polite.
没错呀 I was.
桃乐茜 Dorothy!
快回来 Come back!
她们给我们贴了贴纸 They put stickers on us.
是的 我知道 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know.
凸起来的那种很难取下来 And the puffy ones are hard to get off.
我问你件事 Let me ask you something...
你有触感吗 Can you feel stuff?
冷的 热的 湿的 毛茸茸的 Like cold stuff, hot stuff, wet stuff, fuzzy stuff.
我有触觉传感器 Tactile sensors, yeah.
我第一次手术时我爸给我放进去的 怎么 My dad put them in during my first surgery. Why?
首席觉得自己可以重建我的触感系统 Chief thinks he could rebuild my sense of touch.
祝贺 老兄 Congratulations, man.
他还说得花几十年 He also said it would take decades.
要是他没有行将就木的话我也等得起 Which would be fine if he wasn't dying.
奈尔斯总能找到办法 Niles always finds a way.
你知道还有谁有办法且不会死的吗 You know who else always finds a way and isn't dying?
你爸爸 You dad.
听说离开一个人的时间越长 You know how they say the longer you're away from people,
就越难记得他们的样子 the harder it is to remember what they look like?
我有大脑记忆 却没有感官记忆 Well, I have that but with sensations.
以前下雨的时候我总是伸出手 I used to hold my arm out when it was raining,
感受雨滴落在皮肤上 feeling the drops hit my skin.
我记得自己做这个动作 I remember doing that,
但不记得那是什么感觉 but not the feeling.
用手伸进妻子的头发 Running my hands through my wife's hair.
我脑袋里知道那种感觉很棒 In my head, I know it felt amazing,
但我却没有这种感觉 but I don't know at the same time.
它们都已经离我越来越远了 Ifs all floating away from me.
印第安纳州 格林斯博罗
看起来你坠毁了 Looks like you crashed.
你是谁 Who are you?
是我的父亲 托比 Thats my father, Toby.
戴克斯 Dex.
他是拉瑞·崔纳 你的祖父 This is Larry Trainor, your grandfather.
我不知道该说些什么 I'm not sure what to say.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
可以说这个 Works for me.
这是丽塔 Oh, uh, this is Rita.
-很要好的朋友 -幸会 - My... dear friend. - Charmed.
很高兴你们能来 We're glad you're here.
我们从哪开始 So, Where should we start?
地下
这里没有小宝贝还挺安静的 It's quiet down here without Baby Doll.
她现在在上面 Oh, she's just running
乱跑乱唱 and singing up-top,
她一直都想这样做 like she's always wanted.
我知道你什么都不喜欢 I know you don't like anything
也对我们和其他人的关系不感兴趣 and you're not wild about the attachments we're making here,
但是小宝贝的职责就是转着圈跑 but it's Baby Doll's job to spin around in circles
笑到喘不过气 and laugh till her sides hurt
享受到真正的快乐 和别人做朋友 and have real, genuine fun making friends.
如果我们不需要这些 不 If we didn't need that... no,
如果那个女孩不需要这些 if the girl didn't need that,
小宝贝就不会存在 Baby Doll wouldn't exist.
小孩子会打架的 简 Kids fight, Jane.
等到真打起来 你觉得 And when that happens, whose side do you think
桃乐茜的亲爹会向着谁 Dorothy's own fucking father's gonna choose?
你觉得小宝贝能处理得了吗 Do you think Baby Doll can handle that?
桃乐茜 Dorothy!
对不起 小宝贝 I'm sorry, Baby Doll.
她和你玩得太开心了 有些累了 She was so tired from such a fun day with you,
在我的房间里睡着了 she fell asleep in my room,
她也确实需要休息一下 and she really does need her rest.
或许你也应该稍微睡一会 Maybe you'd like to take a little nap, too.
我不累 我还想玩 I'm not tired, I wanna play.
我很喜欢你 小宝贝 Oh, you know, I adore you, Baby Doll,
但是我这把老骨头 but I really think I'm getting
经不住折腾了 a little old and creaky for play.
好吧 Fine.
我希望所有人都能礼貌地 I certainly hope everyone's being polite
对待新朋友 and good to the new friends we've made.
如果有人把事情搞砸 I'd be very disappointed
那我是可非常失望了 if someone decided to be a sour little girl.
密歇根州 底特律
你想让我在你身上安装钢骨科技 You want me to install Cyborg technology in you?
-有些难度 -我看得出来 - That's the pitch. - I can tell you're a man
你是一个热爱挑战的人 who likes a challenge.
还有什么能比改装他更难 What's a bigger challenge than this guy?
是你告诉他这样很好的 You told him it was a good idea.
我告诉他 如果不亲自问一下就什么都没有 I told him nobody gets anything if they don't ask.
想象一下 在奈尔斯的破烂里翻找一圈 Come on. Just imagine digging through the mess Niles made,
造出一个更好的我 让奈尔斯看看你的本事 then building a better me and then shoving it in Niles's face.
不会对你有影响的 Man, you do not break your stride.
我的技术是最前沿的 My tech is cutting-edge.
奈尔斯的东西都算不上技术 Niles's tech isn't even tech.
只是一些互不兼容的备用零件而已 It's spare parts. They're incompatible.
好比把iPhone接到电报机上一样 Like trying to connect an iPhone to a telegraph.
但是只有你能把这两样东西接到一起 But if anyone could connect those two, it's you!
看看你对维克的改进 I mean, just look at what you've done with Vic.
-你是天才 -爸爸 - You're a genius. - Look, Dad...
对你的遭遇我深表遗憾 I'm sorry for what has happened to you.
真的 但是我在维克多身上 I truly am. But what I did for Victor...
是动了手术 而奈尔斯对你做了什么 was surgery. What Niles did to you?
再怎么样也算是过失杀人罪 Manslaughter at best.
他是罪犯 He's a criminal.
如果我帮他改造了你 If l help him do anything to you,
我就成了从犯 that would make me an accessory.
我不能这样 I cannot do that.
我擦 What the fu...
小家伙 Hey, buddy.
这是什么 What do you got there?
我知道组装这个的人 You know, I know somebody that resembles this.
你疼吗 Does it hurt?
有时候疼 但是现在不疼 Sometimes. But not right now.
现在我感觉挺好的 Right now I feel pretty good.
托比 Hey, Toby.
让你爸把烤架点起来 Tell your dad to spark up the grill.
你爷爷有点饿了 Your old gramps is getting a little hungry.
恭喜你 保罗 Congratulations, Paul.
你的家庭... Your family's...
很完美 perfect.
你来过感恩节的话就不会这么说了 You wouldn't say that if you were at Thanksgiving.
来 让我教你怎么做 Here, let me show you what to do with that.
这里有三堆 出售 保留 丢弃 Three piles here. We got to sell, keep and throw away
妻子的主意 Wife's idea.
她从某个电视节目上学的 She got it from some TV show
有关日式公寓之类的 about a Japanese condo or something.
没有让人快乐的东西都必须被扔掉 If it doesn't "Spark joy," It must go.
明白了 Roger that.
有很多妈妈的东西 A lot of Mom's stuff.
-她在这里生活过一阵 -是吗 - She lived here for a while. - She did?
加里的阴谋论肯定让她很难过 I must have been hard for her with Gary's conspiracy theories.
其实 是她把他卷进了那些事情 Actually, she was the one who got him into all that stuff.
什么 What?
雪莉尔 Sheryl?
我都不知道 I had no idea.
你怎么会知道 你都不在场 How could you? You weren't here.
"保留"那堆里有一条可爱的薄荷色铅笔裙 There is a cute, absolutely mint pencil skirt in the "Keep" Pile.
或许可以被归到"给丽塔"那堆里 Perhaps it could wind up in the "Give to Rita" Pile.
那是我妻子的 It was my wife's.
那当我没说过 Then never mind.
我不知道这是不是最好的主意 I don't know if this was the best idea.
别这么想 你在这很好 No, it's good that you're here.
有利于你和保罗说出想说的话 Good for you and Paul to say what you want to say,
喊出想喊的话 yell what you want to yell.
可没人说过要喊 Hey, nobody said anything about yelling.
为什么不呢 这就是机会 拉瑞 And why not? This is an opportunity, Larry.
说出难以启齿的心里话 For you to air your dirty laundry.
表达你的爱意 了解彼此 Express your love, get to know one another.
我希望我和我妈这么做过 I wish that I could've done that with my mother.
我要打到你 我要打到你 I'm gonna get you. I gonna get you.
-打他 打他 -不 - Get him, get him. - Oh, no.
打到他了 Got him.
我为你骄傲 拉瑞 I'm proud of you, Larry.
老天 我以为我够恨首席了 Geez, and I thought I hated the Chief.
你爸爸对他的恨让我自愧不如 Your old man makes me look like a piker.
他们有过节 Man, they got history.
我们在这干什么 我们不该回家吗 What are we doing here? Shouldn't we be headed home?
-我曾在这片区域巡逻 -好... - I used to patrol this area. - Okay...
等等 是这么一回事吗 Wait, is that what this is?
-我们在巡逻吗 -不 - Are we patrolling'? - No.
因为我想过这件事 'Cause I've been thinking about this.
我们都知道我一点就着 是吧 We both know I got a lot of anger in me, right?
如果控制怒火的最佳方式就是 What if the best way for me to manage it
把一堆坏蛋干得粉碎怎么办 is to blow a hot load of rage all over some bad guys?
-和你一起大干一场 -什么 - Bust some perps with you! - What?
在听到我们的超级组合名字之前别下结论 Don't judge. Not till you hear our super-team name...
斯蒂勒和斯通 Steele and Stone.
我是克里夫·斯蒂勒 你是维克·斯通 I'm Cliff Steele, you're Vic Stone.
等等 Wait, hold on.
所以你以为我来这是为了打击犯罪 和你一起 So you think I'm here to flght crime? With you?
我以为你在考虑这件事 I think you're thinking about it
我以为你觉得 这听起来酷毙了 and I think you're thinking it sounds pretty fucking cool.
不 No.
不 有个女人 No. There's this woman.
罗尼 这是她的住处 Roni. That's her place.
我们以前在交往 We were seeing each other.
你说这些事不觉得别扭 我很高兴 I'm so glad you feel comfortable sharing this.
我们打了一个秘密的赌 There's been this unspoken bet between all of us
赌你有没有屌 about whether or not you have a schlong.
我们以前在交往 We were seeing each other
我有点吓坏了 就走了 I kind of just freaked out and took off.
-什么 -我总是在想她 - What? - I can't stop thinking about her.
将功补过 你打算怎么办 Patch-up job. What's the plan?
三明治吗 Sandwiches?
我放她鸽子时 我们该去赛百味的 I mean, we were supposed to go for subs when I stood her up.
所以我想 我买这个来表示一下 So I figured I'd get these as a kind of gesture, you know.
-亡羊补牢 为时未晚 -太顺理成章了 - Better late than never, right? - Smooth...
简直像拿砂纸做润滑剂那样顺滑 as a sandpaper strap-on.
你这是干嘛 这太浪费了 Hey, yo, man, what's up? Hey, that's wasteful.
我知道我现在看起来不像 Look, I know I may not look it anymore,
但我曾经很擅长钓马子 but I used to be good at getting the ladies
更擅长让女人们原谅我 and even better at getting them to forgive me.
行吧 那你打算怎么办 All right. So What's your plan?
你要进去 敲门 You're gonna go in there. You're gonna knock on her door.
然后你就说 And then you will say,
"我蠢透了 我搞砸了 "I'm stupid. I fucked up.
对不起" I'm sorry. "
就这 What, that's it?
兄弟 这是言语润滑剂 Bro, ii's verbal Astroglide.
永远的斯蒂勒和斯通队 Steele and Stone forever.
你来干嘛 What do you want?
我蠢透了 我搞砸了 对不起 I'm stupid, I fucked up and I'm sorry.
-没关系 我理解你 -你理解我 - It's okay. I get it. - You do?
在我给你那些文件之后 It's not like I expected you
我也没期待你待在我身边 to stick around after I gave you those flles.
所以那像是一场考试 So that was some sort of test?
我回来了 这有意义吗 Does it mean anything that I came back?
需要我帮忙吗 Can I help you?
我自己来 I got it.
你可以把面包切成片 You can slice the bread.
-三种奶酪 -切达干酪 蓝纹干酪 布里奶酪 - Three cheeses? - Cheddar, blue, Brie.
-肉呢 -火腿和火鸡 - Meats? - Ham and turkey.
没有香肠吗 No sausage?
别太过分 Don't push it.
你在做什么菜 What are you making?
你好 Well, hello, there.
是神秘消失的桃乐茜 It's the magical disappearing Dorothy.
你饿了吗 You hungry?
你要不要来一个厨房水槽三明治 You want a kitchen-sink sandwich?
厨房水槽三明治是什么 What's a kitchen-sink sandwich?
这是简最爱吃的 It happens to be Jane's favorite.
但也可能成为你最爱吃的 But it could be your favorite, too.
来 Go on.
你看起来真不错 漂亮妞 You're looking fab, pretty baby!
你准备好吃一刀了吗 贱人 You ready to get stuck, bitch?
今晚不吃 混蛋 Not tonight, motherfucker.
清理垃圾的时间到了 Time to take out the trash
干得漂亮 菜鸟 Nice work, rookie.
下次 你藏在垃圾堆里 我戴假发 Next time, you can hide in the garbage and I'll wear the wig.
拜托 我们知道谁最美丽 Please. We know who's prettiest.
斯蒂勒和斯通
出演 克里夫·斯蒂勒
出演 维克·斯通
奈尔斯·考尔德 饰 "首席"
斯蒂勒和斯通
斯蒂勒和斯通 莫里拉公司出品 Steele and Stone. A Morilar Production.
♪斯蒂勒和斯通♪ ♪Steele and Stone♪
♪完成任务♪ ♪Getting it done♪
♪斯蒂勒和斯通 手到病除♪ ♪Steele and Stone, trouble's on the run♪
妈的 Huh? Oh! Oh, shit.
妈的 Oh, shit!
离车远点 Hey, get the fuck away from the car.
搞什么 What the fuck?
那是我的台词 混蛋 That's my line, asshole.
斯蒂勒 真强 Whoo! Steele, baby!
搞什么 等等 别 别现在出毛病 妈的 What the... Wait. Come on. Not now. Damn it!
不要啊 No!
我操 Holy shit!
抱歉 该死 I'm sorry! Oh, shit!
对不起 对不起 I'm sorry! I'm...
我操 抱歉 该死 Holy shit! I'm sorry! Shit!
对不起 I'm sorry!
我不是故意的 都怪这条手臂 抱歉 It wasn't me, it was my dumbass arm. I'm sorry.
她让我重新说一遍独白又能怎么样呢 Would it have killed her to let me start my monologue over?
太可惜了 I'm sorry.
宝贝 想把热狗里的香肠烤焦一点吗 Hey, bud, you like char on your dog? Yeah?
我在胡说什么呢 Who am I kidding,
即使重来一千次 我还是会崩溃 I could've started 1,000 times and I still would've collapsed.
我太想证明自己了 Wanted it too badly.
向我妈妈证明我可以自己演好一个角色 To prove to mother that I could land a role on my own
并且当我非常想得到什么东西时 and when I want something,
就会同时产生很多不好的想法 that's when that tumor of a thought bursts into my mind.
你和你妈妈关系好吗 You, uh You close with your mom?
非常糟 God, no.
那个老妖婆很久之前就去世了 That witch died ages ago.
但她一直阴魂不散 But she haunts me.
她所做的事一直困扰着我 The things she did, they haunt me.
忘记拿番茄酱了 等我一下 Oops, I, uh, forgot the ketchup. Excuse me.
你爸爸看起来很和善 我也相信他没有恶意 Your father seems nice enough, and I'm sure he means well.
但永远不要让他摧毁你的意志 But don't ever let him crush your spirit
践踏你的梦想 and step on your dreams.
不好意思 Excuse me.
你好 我就是 Hello. This is she--
明白了 I see.
我知道了 I see.
我可以 I can.
好的 谢谢 Yes. Thank you.
是米基·哈里斯打来的 That was Mickey Harris.
她是克洛弗顿社团人的编剧兼导演 The writer-director for the Cloverton Community Players.
似乎有几个东方演员在度假时 It seems several of the east
共用了一个被污染的迪吉里杜管 shared a tainted didgeridoo while on vacation
并因此染上了单核细胞增多症 and have come down with mono.
他们需要我 They need me.
我可以上台表演了 I'm in the play.
你听到了吗 妈妈 Do you hear that, mother?
我做到了 I did it!
你现在在想什么 What are you thinking right now'?
在想你是不是要走 If you want to leave or not.
没事的 你可以走 It's okay. You can go.
这是个什么考验吗 Is this some kind of test?
我可不想再被你考验了 'Cause I don't wanna do that no more.
我给你的那些文件就是在警告你 Those files I gave you were a warning,
-我是谁 -曾经的你是谁 - about who I am. - Who you were.
你只不过做了糟糕的选择 每个人都可能会 So you made some bad choices. Everyone does.
当你面前只有糟糕的选择时 It's easy to make bad choices
很容易做出错误的决定 when all you have are bad options.
要想拜托这里只有几种方法 There are only a few ways to get out of here.
比如参与街头混混组织 That's getting mixed in some bullshit on the street,
或者突然天降横财可以上大学 或者... stumbling over a pot of gold and going to college, or...
去参军 the military.
去参军也挺好的啊 There's nothing wrong with the military.
在仅有的三个选项中 参军算是不错的了 Out of the three, I guess not.
你的这些疤痕就是在军队时弄的吗 Is that how you got these?
那是一切开始的地方 That's where it started.
巴格达外发生了爆炸 An IED outside of Baghdad.
真是一片混乱 It was fucked-up.
当我醒来时 我在医院里 Next thing I know, I'm in the hospital
想着要回到这里 thinking about coming back here.
所以当多数委员会找到我时 So when Quorum approached me...
-你知道他们吗 -我知道他们很喜欢丑闻事件 - You know them? - I know they're into some scandalous shit.
没错 他们为我提供了一个不同的选择 Yeah, well, they gave me a different option.
我可以回到家乡 尝试领悟人生 I could go back home and try to figure out my life,
也可以为他们做秘密任务 or I could work quiet missions for them.
但多数委员会的秘密任务 But quiet missions for Quorum,
他们要的不仅仅是人 they require something more than human.
他们给你做了强化 They gave you enhancements.
我要是做得特别糟 他们就再夺回去 And when I fucked up big enough, they took them away.
一部分是我的错 Some of it was my fault.
很大程度是我的错 A lot of it was my fault.
比我给你的文件里的任何事都要糟 Worse than anything in those files I sent you.
能力就是一种毒品 Power is one hell of a drug.
曾经有人告诉我 Someone once told me...
不要用一个人做的最坏的事评价他 not to judge someone by the worst things they've done.
那就是说他们做过最坏的你还不知道 That's assuming the worst is behind them.
你不是坏人 罗尼 You're not a bad person, Roni.
我不想做坏人 I don't wanna be.
我能帮忙吗 Can I help?
那边有一个盒子是给你的 Uh, there's a box over here for you.
坠机了几天后 A couple of days after the crash,
你小组里的几个人清空了你的柜子 a few guys from your unit cleaned out your locker.
我觉得你要是回来 会想留着那些 I thought you might want it if, you know, you came back.
加里从没哭的那样伤心过 Gary never cried so hard
他本来以为你很讨厌那模型 as he did over how much you hated that thing.
他看见你还是一直留着时 You should've seen the look on his face when...
你真该看看他脸上的表情 he saw that you'd kept it anyway.
他做得很好 He nailed it.
只是那时我太混蛋 没有看清这点 I was just too much of an asshole to see it then.
这个是约翰的 This was John's.
我的地勤队长 My ground crew chief.
他也是我的恋人 He was also my lover.
我是同性恋 I'm gay.
我真希望可以向你妈妈承认这一点 I wish I could have admitted that to your mother.
她一直都知道 但是 She always knew, but...
我真希望当时给她一条出路 I wish I'd just given her that. A way out.
但我太自私 太害怕 But I was selfish... and I was scared.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢你告诉我 Thank you, for telling me.
妈妈从来没提过 Mom never mentioned it.
这回应该轮到我说实话了 I guess it's my turn to be honest.
他们告诉我们 你可能会因伤而死 她 When they told us you'd finally died from your injuries, she...
有很多天她就 There were days of her just...
趴在卧室的地上哭泣 sprawled out on the bedroom floor crying...
保罗 我不知 Paul. I had no--
不 她试过放下 向前看 No, she tried to move on. I mean...
我们周围的人不停在变 男人们来了又去 We bounced around. Guys came and went.
然后一个疯子韦恩出现了 Then one nut, Wayne, he showed up.
让她满脑子都充斥着胡言乱语 Filled her head with a lot of crackpot nonsense.
说什么你没死 Said you weren't really dead.
说事故是政府企图掩盖真相的做法 Said it was a big government cover-up.
我任由加里沉入她的世界 I left Gary behind to get sucked into her world
而我出门工作 跟随你的脚步 and went out to follow in your footsteps thinking
我在向我的英雄父亲致敬 I was paying tribute to my hero father.
我一直告诉自己 "活下去" I kept telling myself, "You just survive."
活过战旅 Survive the tours,
活过看着我妈把自己逼入坟墓 survive watching my mother drive herself to the grave,
活过加里自尽 survive Gary taking his own life.
但当我站在... And I was standing there...
站在加里的棺材边 By his casket...
该死的 我感受不到一丝宁静 And, God damn, if I didn't feel a sense of peace.
而你来了 And there you were.
我完全不知道我心里藏了那么多 I had no idea I was carrying so much of it.
愤怒 仇恨 The anger. The hatred.
那时我意识到我没活下来 That's when I realized I didn't survive.
遇上拉瑞·崔纳谁也活不下来 No one survives Larry Trainor.
拉瑞 Larry!
崔纳上尉 Capt. Trainor!
这是怎么回事 What's going on?
加里的葬礼之后 我需要一些答案 I needed some answers after Gary's funeral,
所以我就一路挖到了国防部 so I did some digging all the way to the Department of Defense.
我要送你回你该待的地方 I'm sending you back where you belong.
我哪里也不去 I'm not going anywhere.
负能量魂魄 释放 Negative Spirit, release.
-那到底是什么 -爸爸 发生什么了 - What the hell is that? - Dad, What's going on?
托比 进屋去 Toby, get in the house.
不 No!
你受伤了吗 你没事吧 Are you hurt? Are you all right?
我没事 I'm fine.
-爸爸 -戴克斯 - Dad! - Dex!
戴克斯 Dex!
戴克斯 戴克斯 Dex. Dex.
-你做了什么 -拉瑞 - What have you done? - Larry.
你做了什么 What have you done?
天啊 保罗 Oh, my God. Paul...
你就是这个家族的诅咒 You're a curse on this family.
拉瑞 我们得走了 Larry, we have to go.
保罗 Paul...
-我很抱歉 -爸爸 - I'm so sorry. - Dad...
小宝贝 Baby Doll?
抱歉 我现在不想玩 I'm sorry, I don't feel like playing right now.
说实话 小宝贝 To be honest, Baby Doll,
我觉得你的某些游戏让我玩可能有点太幼稚了 I think I might be a little bit too big for some of your games.
你爸爸是个坏人 Your dad is a bad man.
什么 What?
你听到我说的了 You heard me.
他伤害了这所房子里每一个人 He hurt everyone in this house
所以大家都恨他 and that's why everyone hates him.
不是这样的 That's not true.
就是这样 他很坏 It is. He's bad.
比坏还要坏 他很邪恶 Worse than bad- He's evil-
你只是有点难过 You're just hurt.
难过的情绪有时会让我们说出不好的事 And sometimes hurt feelings make us say bad things.
并非实情的事 Things that aren't true.
我没说谎 I'm not lying.
我刚才太刻薄了 I was being mean.
我不该说我玩那些游戏太幼稚 I shouldn't have said I was too big for games.
-不如我们睡前玩个游戏吧 -你只是 - Why don't we play one, before bed. - You're just--
你找我藏 You're the seeker, I'm the hider.
仓库
藏好没 我来啦 Ready or not, here I come!
桃乐茜 Dorothy.
桃乐茜 Dorothy?
这是你自找的 That's what you get,
你这个说谎的小孩 you lying little baby.
你干什么 住手 What are you doing? Stop!
-小宝贝 放我出去 -不行 - Baby Doll, let me out. - No!
我要告发你 我要告诉爸爸去 I'll tell on you. I'll tell Papa--
我把火点着你就告发不了了 And I'll turn on the fire so you won't tell.
不不不 停下 快停下 No, no, no. Stop. Stop it! Stop it!
不要 快停下 No! Stop, stop, stop!
快停下 Stop!
曼尼 Manny!
我们的朋友死了 Our friend is dead.
曼尼 Manny!
许个愿吧 Make a wish.
桃乐茜 对不起 Dorothy, I'm sorry.
许个愿吧 Make a wish.
他来了 别让他抓我 He's coming! Don't let him get me!
小宝贝 Baby Doll.
快离开 Get out!
我们离开这里 Let's get out of here.
对不起 对不起 I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
没事的 不会有事的 快走 It's okay. It's okay. Everything's gonna be okay. Come, come.
离开这里 这不是你的活儿 Get out of here. This isn't your job.
铁头 不要 Hammerhead, no!
来打我们啊 你这个该死的混蛋 Come at us, you fucking fuck!
对不起 对不起 I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
我不是有意的 I didn't mean to.