末日巡逻队 第三季 第二集
历史上的这一时刻是属于我们去书写的 This moment in history is ours to do with what we will.
我们目前面临着黑暗时刻 The hour upon us is dark.
邪恶兄弟会 1949年
我们的生存之道受到了攻击 Our very way of life is under attack.
我们对邪恶的奉献被围攻了 Our dedication to evil, besieged.
但我们不会害怕困境 But we will not shy from adversity.
奈尔斯·考尔德会被阻止的 Niles Caulder will be stopped.
很显然 他除掉了我们在巴拉圭的成员 Evidently, he's taken out our man in Paraguay.
和令人难以忍受的埃里克·莫登 And that insufferable Eric Morden along with him.
-我不在乎 -根据这条新的情报 - Je m'en fous. - In light of this new intelligence,
很明显接下来就轮到我们了 it appears we're next on his list.
然而 要想阻止我们可不是 However, it'll take much more than whatever
考尔德的那三脚猫军队就能办到的 two-bit army Caulder's building to stop us.
马拉先生 Monsieur Mallah...
让他进来 Send him in.
请送他进来 Kindly send him in, please.
我以为你说过这个已经修好了 I thought you said this was fixed.
-今早还是好好的 -我们拥有 - It was working this morning. - We have access
最先进的外星科技 -等我一下 to the most intelligent alien technologies. - Give me a second...
-但我们还是没法 -他妈的 让我试试 - And we can't even... - God damn it. Let me just try and see...
-别管它了 别管它了 -好的 好的 - Just leave it. Leave it! - Oh, okay. Fine. Okay.
莫琳 让他进来 Maureen, send him in!
有请 Behold!
加尔克斯 杀戮者 Garguax the Decimator!
世界吞噬者 Eater of worlds!
毁灭了佐尔泰恩 Annihilator of Zortain!
克里希达七大星系的入侵者 Raider of the seven galaxies of Cressida!
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这里只有我们萨缪尔森 冷静点 It's just us, Samuelson. Relax.
翻 译 Murky 爱卡的小窝
感谢你的到来 加尔克斯 Thank you for coming, Garguax.
翻 译 米糊*2 DerbyNinja
你已经了解过大致经过了 所以我会讲的快点 You've already been briefed, so I'll be quick.
我们对抗考尔德的圣战受到威胁 需要支援 Our crusade against Caulder is in jeopardy, and we need back up.
翻 译 屯栗子*2
当这个应答器发出信号时 When this transponder gives the signal,
你就会知道目标来了 you'll know the targets onsite.
校 对 屯栗子
必须得用残酷的手段迅速的解决她 She must be eliminated swiftly and with severity.
时间轴 Jessie
当然 Of course.
目标是谁 And who is the target?
后 期 咖啡·Lee
总 监 屯栗子
加尔克斯 你是我们最信任的盟友 You're our most trusted ally, Garguax.
我们就指望你了 We're counting on you.
我们整个组织的命运 The fate of our entire organization
就在你的手上了 rests in your hands.
科兹威尔山区度假村
让我们骄傲吧 Make us proud.
第一周 我们潜入了 没有发现目标 Week one. We're in. No sign of the target.
但当她敢露面的时候 我们会准备好的 But when she dares to show her face, we'll be ready.
与此同时 我们会在这保持低调 In the meantime, our presence here will go completely unnoticed.
有请 Behold!
加尔克斯 杀戮者 Garguax The Decimator!
世界吞噬者 Eater of worlds!
毁灭了佐尔泰恩 Annihilator of Zortain!
克里希达七大星系的入侵者 Raider of the Seven galaxies of Cressida.
吉姆·汤普森 生命保险集团 Jim Thompson. Life Group Insurance.
然后他对我说 我是个直肠病学家 And he said to me, "I am a proctologist."
我说那太好了 And I say, "Great!
你应该很容易就能把 Then you shouldn't have any trouble...
你的头从你的屁股里拔出来 Pulling your head out of your ass.
第87周 Week 87.
还是没有踪迹 永远保持警觉 加尔克斯 Still no sign. Ever vigilant, Garguax.
第143周 Week 143.
还是没有踪迹 Still no sign.
第247周 第292周 还是没有踪迹 Week 247. Week 292. Still no sign. Still no sign. Still no sign.
还是没有踪迹 Still no sign.
永远保持警觉 加尔克斯 Ever vigilant, Garguax.
第326周 Week 326.
还是没有踪迹 永远保持警觉 加尔克斯 Still no sign. Ever vigilant, Garguax.
主人 My Lord...
邪恶兄弟会 被奈尔斯·考尔德的末日巡逻队击败
我的天啊 My God...
1964年
1971年
第2189周 Week 2189.
还是没有踪迹 永远保持警觉 Still no sign of the target. Ever vigilant...
1991年
他妈的 God damn it!
神秘女性通缉问话
大千世界 无奇不有 There are mysterious things in this world
留意奇物 that bear keeping an eye on...
糟了 Shit...
糟了 Shit!
该死的拉瑞 当我需要你的时候你在哪 God damn it, Larry. Where are you when I need you?
这和我想的是一个东西吗 Is that what I think it is?
那是你家吗伙计 Is that your home, pal?
你想给我看你家吗 You wanna show me your home?
小家伙 没事的 Hey, little buddy. It's okay.
我抱住你了 我抱住你了 I gotcha. I gotcha.
没事的 It's okay.
一切都好 我来解决 All good. I'm on it.
这个小恶魔只是想要些关注 Think this little hellraiser was just looking for some attention.
这就是为什么我们想让他哭出来 Which is why we were hoping to let him cry it out,
这样他就可以自己睡觉了 so that he can start going to sleep on his own.
什么 不行 What? No!
你不能娇惯一个三个月大的孩子 You can't spoil a baby in the fourth trimester.
当他准备好时 他会变正常的 He'll get into a rhythm when he's ready.
好吧 谢谢 克里夫 Okay. Thanks, Cliff.
没关系了 小宝贝 没关系 It's okay, sweet boy. It's okay.
爸 你的手是不是 Dad, is your hand...
火鸡芝士三明治在厨房 Turkey cheddar sandwiches are out in the kitchen.
面包是烤过的 就像你喜欢的那样 Toasted the rolls, just like you like.
我组装了新的婴儿车 I put together the new stroller.
洗完了一筐衣服 Finished up a load of laundry,
以及我会去超市再买些尿布 and I'll swing by the market to grab some more diapers
给我们的尿布博士 for Professor Poopypants here.
还有什么趁现在我在这里你想让我做的吗 Anything else you want me to get while I'm there?
没有了 我觉得我们很好了 Uh, no, I think we're good.
好的好的 Okay. Cool, cool, cool.
我现在去拿信件 I'm gonna go get the mail.
太好了 Awesome.
我明白他想弥补失去的时光 I get the guy wants to make up for lost time,
但是 他有必要一次全做了吗 but... does he got to do it all at once?
他只是太激动 He's just excited. Hey,
你有没有可能注意到他的手 have you by any chance noticed how his hand...
抱歉 有点不顺利 宝宝没事 Uh, sorry, a bit jammed up. Baby's fine.
只是淋点日光雨 Just a little sun shower.
没关系了 罗里 没关系 It's okay, Rory. It's okay.
你没事吧 You all right?
没事 这只是 偶尔会发生 没问题 Yep! This is just... It happens sometimes. All good.
好吧 All right.
拜托 你这愚蠢的机械身体 天啊 Come on, you stupid fucking piece of shit robot body. God damn it!
接通电话 Call initiated.
你开玩笑吧 You're shitting me.
视讯设备 政府数据库 FBI探员 约翰森 国安部探员 杰弗森
我没有开玩笑 兄弟 I shit you not, dude.
通话已监听
我们查多数委员会总部的线索有回音了 Our lead on the Quorom breach checked out.
埃弗斯帮忙了 Evers had help.
是谁 等等 Who? Wait.
我们不要在公开线路谈话了 Let's not talk on open line.
通话结束 Call terminated.
栅网 Grid.
再次运行对罗尼·埃弗斯的面部识别 Run another facial recognition search on Roni Evers.
正在扫描 Scanning.
未找到结果 Inconclusive.
你在哪里 Where are you?
栅网 交叉对比她最后的行踪和 Grid, cross check her last known whereabouts with...
已强制关机 Mandatory shutdown initiated.
栅网 你怎么 Grid, what are you...
什么情况 What the hell?
-让我解释 -解释什么 - Let me explain. - Explain what?
解释我为什么在这里用手机打给你 Why I'm standing here calling you from a flip phone
我从初中就没用过了 I haven't used since middle school?
我本要打给你 I was gonna call,
但是事情近来变得有些紧张了 but things have been a bit tense around here lately.
发生什么了 What's going on?
你的行为会导致后果 Your actions had consequences.
-这就是发生了什么 -什么 - That's what's going on. - What?
几天前多数委员会派遣临时警察 Quorum sent S.T.A.R. labs their security feed
到尖端科研实验室 from a few days back.
猜猜谁参与了这件事 And guess who made quite a cameo.
好吧 我知道这看起来怎样 All right. I know how it looks.
我不会坐在这里假装理解 I won't sit here and pretend
为什么你这么做 to understand why you did what you did.
但是这很糟 But this is bad.
不管借口是什么 No matter the excuse,
到头来 钢骨释放了一个罪犯 at the end of the day, Cyborg let a criminal go free.
我对你来说就是这个吗 That's all I am to you?
钢骨 尖端科研实验室做出来的试验品 Cyborg, brought to you by S.T.A.R. Labs.
不要这样说 Don't even try it.
-我们都清楚这不是真的 -不是吗 - We both know that's not true. - Isn't it?
如果是真的 我不会尽我所能 If it were, I wouldn't be doing everything in my power
去平息这件事 拯救你 to smooth this over and save your ass.
所以 也许有点感激吧 So, maybe a little gratitude?
他们不能就这样把我屏蔽 They can't just shut me down.
你自作自受 儿子 You shut yourself down, son.
肯定有什么是我能做的 There's got to be something I can do.
不要再做任何事情惹怒他们了 Don't do anything to piss them off more than you already have.
-只是保持低调 -至少我能 - Just lie low. - Can I at least just...
保持 低调 Just. Lie. Low.
打扰一下 Excuse me?
你好 Hello?
帮下忙 拜托 A little help, please?
你好 Hello?
发生了什么 What the hell happened?
只是我的一个时期 Oh, just one of my episodes.
我需要从这里出去 I need to get out of here.
我去拿打气泵 I'll get the sump pump.
我是说 从这个无法忍受的房子里出去 I mean, out of this insufferable house.
不管你管这个地方叫什么 Everywhere you turn in this place,
到处都是奈尔斯 奈尔斯 烦死了 it's Niles, Niles, Niles. It's exhausting.
好吧 那出去走走 All right. So take a walk.
我更希望是像一个度假 I was thinking more like a vacation.
一个美好的度假 A proper vacation.
我现在不能出去度假 I can't go on vacation right now.
-我有很多事 -真的吗 - I got a lot going on. - Oh, really?
比如 Like what?
我去拿笔记本电脑 I'll get my laptop.
没有必要了 That won't be necessary.
你好 Oh. Hey.
-我想说 -我是秘书 - I wanna say, um... - Secretary.
如果你们需要有人帮忙订票旅行 让我来 If you need assistance booking travel, allow me.
好了 Done.
科兹威尔山区度假村 Codsville Mountain Resort.
你们所需的一切需求 It satisfies all the requirements
这里都能满足 I assume you're looking for.
没有额外收费 便宜 All-inclusive, inexpensive,
偏远 安静 有线电视 remote, quiet, cable TV
早午餐时有无限续杯的含羞草鸡尾酒 and bottomless mimosa brunches
每一天都会在一个叫乒乓室的地方用餐 every day in a place called the "Bing-Bang Room."
就这个 Sold!
你来吗 You coming?
我要把假期攒起来 去多莱坞度假 I'm saving up my vacation days for a trip to Dollywood.
好吧 但是简想来吗 Okay. But does Jane wanna come?
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
简最近很忙 Jane's currently unavailable.
小凯 Kay?
你在这里做什么 What are you doing up here?
我很好奇 I was curious.
我有很长一段时间没看外面了 It's been a while since I last looked out.
我甚至不知道 你知道这个地方的存在 I didn't even think you knew this place existed.
-你没事吧 -我正要问你同样的问题 - Are you okay? - I was going to ask you the same thing.
你是什么意思 What do you mean?
奈尔斯 Niles.
他现在不在了 He's gone now.
-你伤心吗 -说起来很复杂 - Are you sad? - It's complicated.
但是我很好 But I'm fine.
他们要去旅行了 They're going on a trip.
我会祝他们一路顺风 I'll tell them bon voyage.
我们不去吗 We're not going?
我不太需要度假 I don't really need a vacation.
等等 你想去吗 Wait, do you wanna go?
我觉得我们应该去 I think we should.
我觉得这对你来说有好处 I think it might be good for you.
我去 I'm in.
但是你们这些废物最好别毁了这次旅行 But you fuck rags better not ruin this.
好耶 Hoorah!
维克多 去拿充气泵来 Victor, fetch the sump pump.
铁皮人呢 What about Tin Man?
该死 Fuck!
该死 该死 该死 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
该死的破身体 该死 Fucking shit body. Fuck!
-还是动不了 -随时能动了 - Still no luck? - Any second now.
你确定我们不能打电话求助吗 You sure there's no one we can call?
亲爱的 我很好 我没事 Sweetie, It's fine. I'm okay.
真的 Really.
这跟你的手的毛病没关系吗 This doesn't have anything to do with your hand issue, does it?
什么手的毛病 What hand issue?
爸 Dad...
拜托 说真的 我不傻 我看到你的手在颤抖 Come on, seriously, I'm not stupid. I've seen your hand tremor.
你说这个啊 没事的 Oh, that? It's nothing.
这可能就是 It's probably just some
累积放电现象什么的 built up electrical discharge or some shit.
梅尔的姥姥有相似的症状 Mel's mee-maw had a similar issue.
就在她 Before she...
就在她过世之前 before she passed away.
梅尔的姥姥 Mel's mee-maw?
就是在她193岁时过世的那位 Who died when she was like 193?
是什么病 What was it?
帕金森 Parkinson's.
那可真糟 Well, that sucks.
但是据我所知 机器人不会得帕金森 But last I checked, robots don't get Parkinson's.
也许有着人类大脑的机器人会呢 Maybe robots with human brains can?
听着 我不是想吓唬你 Look, I'm not trying to freak you out or anything.
我只是觉得你需要做个检查 I just think you need to get it checked out.
我很好 I'm fine.
爸 Dad...
我真的很开心我们能再次回到彼此的生活中 I am really happy we're in each other's lives again.
真的 I am.
但是如果你想要继续照顾罗里 But if you're going to keep looking after Rory
并且同时让我妻子抓狂的话 and driving my wife nuts in the process,
我需要确定这是安全的 I need to be sure it's safe.
为了罗里 For his sake.
还有 我爱你 And also I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
该死 Fuck...
你好 笨蛋 Hey, dipshit.
你们好 Hey guys.
-我们要去度假 -不错的包袱 - We're going on vacation. - Huh. Nice suitcase?
不是包袱 Not a suitcase.
是个没用的废物 It's a useless sack of shit.
我听到了 是我 克里夫 I heard that. It's me, Cliff.
-丽塔 -正如我所说 - Rita. - Like I said.
所以 你去吗 So, you in or what?
当然了 Fuck yes.
有人能帮我个忙吗 Can someone do me a solid
快速地给我来一下子 and knock me on my ass real quick?
那样通常能让我马上能动 That usually loosens me right up.
你确定那样真的是个 You sure that's really such a...
十分乐意 With fucking pleasure!
谢了 铁头 Thanks, Hammerhead!
科德维尔山度假村
真是好荒凉啊 What a ghost town.
这真的是秘书能找到的最好的地方吗 Was this really the best place Secretary could find?
很糟糕吗 Is it dreadful?
请告诉我它不糟糕 Please tell me it's not dreadful.
有个湖 Well, there's a lake.
这上面说不能在里面游泳 This says not to swim.
湖岸边到处都是水蛭 Leeches gather along the shoreline.
-天啊 -安静 废物 - Oh, dear God. - Quiet, sack.
这里有无线网的吧 They have Wi-Fi, right?
大厅里有旋转拨号电话 一分钟2.99美元 They have a rotary phone in the lobby for $2.99 a minute.
但是看起来庭院里有很多很酷的项目 But it seems like there's lots of cool activities on the grounds.
比如那个 Like that one.
那是什么 What is it?
那叫脊骨 It's called The Backbone.
能够认清自我的最快方式 Quickest way to discover who you really are.
登顶的唯一方式就是放开自己的恐惧 The only way to reach the top is to let go of all your fear.
这里说在70年代 尼克松爬上去了 Ooh, says here back in the '70s, Nixon climbed up,
然后他下来后 就辞职了 and when he came back down, he resigned.
那是什么 What was that?
伙计 Hey, pal.
负能量魂魄 释放 Negative Spirit release.
你去哪里了 Where'd you go?
你不会真的要爬那个玩意吧 You're not actually going to climb that thing, are you?
怎么了 有什么问题 Why? What's the problem?
-这就是死亡陷阱 -胆小鬼 - It's a death trap. - Chickenshit.
好吧 你爬吧 All right. Up you go.
你打算什么时候去做个检查吗 You going to get that checked out any time soon?
天啊 你听上去跟我女儿一样 Jesus Christ, you sound like my daughter.
让我去做检查有什么意义吗 What the hell's the point in getting me checked out?
能让你知道到底是什么毛病 So you can find out what's wrong?
然后呢 再让我沉浸在抑郁中20年 And then what? Sink into another 20 year depression
因为我还发现 when I also find out that
我其实对此无能为力 there's nothing I can actually do about it?
-也许有办法呢 -是哦 因为我超幸运 - Maybe there is. - Right. 'Cause I'm that lucky.
才不 如果我活在借来的时间里 Nah! If I'm living on borrowed time,
我不要再像之前一样浪费时间了 I'm not going to waste it like I did before.
我要好好享受生活 I'm going to enjoy the ever-living fuck out of it.
而发现 And finding out
我也许患了不治之症 I might have some terminal disease
并不是我预想中享受生活的方式 isn't exactly my idea of a fucking party.
明白了吗 浅蓝色 Got that, baby blue?
我就在想 I was wondering how long
你多久之后会嘲讽我 it would take you to give me shit about this.
说真的 你怎么了 Seriously, what's the deal?
我现在算是休眠了 I'm kind of on ice right now.
尖端科研实验室对我不是很高兴 S.T.A.R. Labs isn't too happy with me.
罗尼陷入了麻烦 我试着帮她解决 Roni got into some trouble and I tried to help her out of it.
说得通 Makes sense.
-你爱她 -不是这么回事 - You love her. - Whoa! It's not about that.
我只是再给她一次机会 I was just trying to give her another chance.
-让她走向不同的方向 -因为你爱她 - Help her go in a different direction. - 'Cause you love her.
不 因为她是个好人 却被坏人利用 No, 'cause she's a good person who got dealt a bad hand.
她值得更好的人生 And she deserves better.
我只是想给她更好的人生 I was just trying to give her that.
-因为 你 -这跟罗尼没关系 好吗 - 'Cause... you... - This is not about Roni, all right?
我只是不想我的翅膀被剪掉 I just don't like having my wings clipped.
就这样 That's all.
我是钢骨 I'm Cyborg.
我的科技是我身份的一部分 My tech is part of who I am.
你的科技只是一堆纠缠的电线和扭曲的金属 Your tech is just a bunch of tangled wires and twisted metal.
这跟你是谁毫无关系 It's got nothing to do with who you are.
相信我 Trust me.
不要再皱眉了 简 Unfurrow your brow, Jane.
你有眉间纹可不好看 You can't afford the frown lines.
你都看不到我 You can't even see me.
我不需要看 I don't need to.
你到底要不要在假期的时候放松 Are you going to relax at all on this vacation?
我很放松 I'm relaxed.
你却用着防备性的语气 She said with ever the defensive tone.
听着 我天生就不是休息的性子 好吗 Look, I'm just not built to kick back, okay?
-休息不是我该干的 -我知道了 - That's not my job. - I see.
但是我很确定 其他人不会嫉妒你 But surely the others won't begrudge you
给自己一段时间好好照顾自己吧 a little well-deserved time for self-care?
不会 They don't.
她们其实只是想多帮忙 They've actually been trying to help out more.
甚至是小女孩 Even the girl.
但是本来应该不是这样的 But that's not how it's supposed to work.
我才是照顾她的人 I'm the one who looks out for her,
而不是反过来 not the other way around.
我想我最近是有点不在状态 因为 I guess I've just been a little off lately 'cause...
管他呢 不重要了 Whatever. It doesn't matter.
你呢 What about you?
这个地方对你的情况有帮助吗 Is this place helping with your situation?
我看看 Let's see.
还不行 Not yet.
要说老实话 To be completely honest,
我其实不是特别急着重组 I'm not in any particular hurry to reconstitute.
-为什么 -即使我能够强行使自己复原 - Why not? - Even if I could manage to pull myself together,
有什么意义呢 what's the point?
我到底是谁呢 Who would I even be?
我试着去做丽塔·法尔 我失败了 I tried to be Rita Farr, I failed.
我试着当养蜂人 我失败了 I tried to be the Beekeeper, I failed.
而可怜的格特鲁德·克兰普 她甚至没有机会 And poor Gertrude Cramp, she never even had a chance.
是啊 等等 谁是养蜂人 Yeah. Wait, who the fuck is the Beekeeper?
一个重塑自我的失败尝试 A failed effort to reinvent myself.
我认为 "不定型的氧化锡女"更适合我 However, I think "Amorphous putty woman" Suits me better.
即使这次度假不能重塑我的身体 Even if this vacation fails to restore my body,
至少 我们从首席的沉闷的廉价旅馆里出来了 at the very least, we're out of the Chief's dismal flophouse.
当你还在吞噬着逝者的艰难前路时 It's a bit difficult to move past one's grief
要从悲痛中走出来有点困难 when you're still eating the departed's rocky road.
他真的是个混蛋鼠辈对吧 He really was a rat bastard, wasn't he?
这么说老鼠太残忍了 What a cruel thing to say about rats.
他先毁了我们的人生 然后再抛弃我们 First he ruins our lives, and then he just abandons us.
不可饶恕 Unforgivable.
感谢上天我们终于摆脱他了 Thank heavens we're finally free of him.
所以就这样了 So it's settled then?
我们很高兴他走了 We're glad he's gone.
我没事 一点事都没有 I'm fine. I'm fuckin' fine.
我不需要去做检查 I don't need to get checked out.
你他妈的为什么不去检查一下 Why don't you get fuckin' checked out?
每个人都需要放松一下 Everyone needs to fuckin' relax.
听起来你才是需要放松的那个人 Sounds like you're the one that needs to relax.
抱歉 没想到还有其他人在这里 Sorry. Didn't think anyone else was in here.
没事 No problem.
知道吗 You know...
如果你愿意的话 这个地方会为你创造奇迹 this place will do wonders for you if you let it.
我是加尔克斯 杀戮者 Garguax the Decimator.
-我叫克里夫·斯蒂勒 -幸会 - Cliff Steele. - Pleasure.
-第一次来度假村吗 -是的 你呢 - First time at the resort? - Yeah. You?
严格说来是的 Technically, sure.
但是我已经来这一阵子了 Yeah, I've been here a while, though.
你有没有试过脊骨那个东西 Hey, have you tried that Backbone thing by any chance?
当然没有 Fuck no.
你觉得我想找死吗 You think I got a death wish?
如果我还年轻 也许会 但是... If I was a younger man, maybe. But...
不 那些时光已经过去 Nah, those days are behind me now.
同意 兄弟 I hear you, brother.
我宁愿放弃我的翼形螺帽 I'd give my left wingnut
再回去过几年好日子 to claw back a couple of the good years.
好的时候 真的很好对吧 Yeah, when it was good, it was really fucking good, wasn't it?
在我处于巅峰的时候 When I was at the top of my game
我看到了我想要的东西 and I saw something I wanted,
我就直接拿走 毫无疑问 I just took it. No questions asked.
我也一样 以前我是个差劲的混蛋 Same here. I was a shitty asshole,
但我是世界上最厉害的差劲混蛋 but I was the best goddamn shitty asshole there ever was.
我曾经拥有一切 I had everything!
然后有一天 一切化为乌有 Then one day, boom.
消失不见了 Boom.
一无所有 Nothin'.
-我人生中最好的时光 -不见了 - Best years of my life... - Gone.
我想也许 只是也许 Thought maybe, just maybe,
我也许能从废墟下爬出来 I might be able to crawl out from under the wreckage,
把一些碎片拼揍起来 put a few of the broken pieces back together.
但是最近 But lately...
我不知道 I don't know.
时间 Time, man.
真的真是太紧迫了 It's a real kick in the ass, ain't it?
操蛋的奈尔斯·考尔德 Fuckin' Niles Caulder!
操蛋的奈尔斯·考尔德 Fuckin' Niles Caulder.
-那个烂人 -那个烂人 - That fucking guy. - That fucking guy!
-他对你做了什么 -什么也没做 - What did he do to you? - Nothing.
我的前途曾经一片光明 I just had this whole bright future ahead of me,
结果那个烂人毁了我的前途 and that fucking guy blew it the fuck up.
没错 听起来像是烂人奈尔斯会做的事 Yep, that sounds like fucking Niles.
我们现在变得更好了 Well, we're better men now, I guess.
我想是吧 Yeah, I guess.
有时 Yeah. There comes a time
人不得不向命运低头 where you just gotta give in to your fate
然后说滚蛋吧 and say, "Fuck it."
你知道我说的意思吗 You know what I mean?
当然 Sure.
回头见 克里夫 See you around, Cliff.
回头见 Yeah. See ya.
天呐 我想喝酒 God, I miss alcohol.
我们确定这里面真的有酒吗 Are we sure there's actually any in here?
还是说只是红蓝糖水的神秘混合物? Or is it just some mystery mix of red and blue sugar water?
我不知道 丽塔 I don't know, Rita.
不如我去找调酒师 Why don't I go get the mixologist
问问她用了哪一种贵酒 and ask her which top-shelf booze she used
来给我们调了一碗六美元的蝎子酒 to make our $6 scorpion bowl?
这地方太烂了 This place blows.
有请 加尔克斯 杀戮者 Behold! Garguax the Decimator.
世界吞噬者 毁灭了佐尔泰恩 Eater of worlds. Annihilator of Zortain.
七大星系的入侵者 Raider of the seven galaxy...
那到底是什么鬼 What in the ever-loving fuck?
是什么 什么情况 What is it? What's going on?
-克里夫 -加尔 - Hey, Cliff. - Hey, Garg.
那是谁 Who the hell is that?
谁 加尔克斯吗 他是我的新度假伙伴 Who? Garguax? He's my new resort buddy.
人很好 当你去度假的时候 Nice guy. You know, you always realize
总是会意识到世界是多么小 what a small world it is when you go on vacation.
他和我们一样恨死奈尔斯了 Turns out he hates Niles' fucking guts as much as we do.
-太巧合了 -等一下 他认识奈尔斯吗 - What are the odds? - Wait, wait. He knew Niles?
应该是的 Guess so.
主人 这些客人都是什么人 My Lord, who are those guests?
我不认识其他人 但那个机器人是克里夫 I don't know who the other ones are, but, the robot guy is Cliff.
他是好人 He's good people.
还有其他的超能力者住在这个度假村吗 There are meta-humans staying at this resort?
不知道 Don't know.
还有人觉得有事情需要担心的吗 Anyone else think there's some kind of cause for concern here?
我再问一遍 怎么回事 I'll ask again. What is going on?
一个红色的外星人 Well, a red alien guy
叫另一个绿色的外星人 just called a green alien guy
加尔克斯 杀戮者 所以也没什么大不了的 "Garguax the Decimator." So not much.
-他们是超级大反派吗 -什么 - Are they supervillains? - What?
不 No!
可能只是个愚蠢的外号而已 It's probably just a dumb nickname.
可能是达特茅斯的新生给自己找了个牛逼名字 He probably just picked it up at his freshman year at Dartmouth.
所以我们真的要坐这里吗 So we're really just gonna sit here?
听着 就算他真是超级大反派 Look, even if the guy's a supervillain,
先声明他不是 他显然是在度假 which he's not, he's clearly on vacation.
是啊 或者是退休了 Yeah, or retired.
那我们不如就让山寨史瑞克 So why don't we let low-budget
跟他的小伙伴安静吃个饭 好吗 Shrek and his buddy eat in peace, yeah?
如果你想找我支援 维克多 你想多了 If you're looking to me for backup, Victor, don't bother.
我的感觉终于来了 My buzz is finally kicking in.
不 No.
伙计们 Hey, fellas.
我是钢骨 I'm Cyborg.
在我们的母星上 On our home planet,
钢骨这个词的意思是操鱼的 that word, "Cyborg," Means "Fish fucker."
不好意思 你们要找事吗 I'm sorry, do we have a problem here?
没什么问题 钢骨先生 There's no problem here, Mr. Cyborg.
我们只是想好好度个假而已 We're just trying to enjoy our vacation.
-我只求这么多 -我只求这么多 - That's all I'm askin'. - That's all I'm askin'.
好吧 谢谢你 科伦坡 现在 Okay. Thank you, Columbo. Now...
我让你跟你伙伴好好吃饭 I'll leave you fellas to it.
我们解决了 We worked it out.
我们的英雄 Our hero.
那人说加尔克斯会吞噬世界 That guy said Garguax eats worlds.
我真的觉得我们该做点什么 I really think we should do something.
我很困惑 我发誓你说过已经解决了的 I'm confused. I could've sworn you said you worked it out.
拜托 这是种进步 Come on. This is a layup.
跟这个人较量 Taking this guy on
是走向超级英雄团队最低的门槛 is the lowest possible superteam bar we can clear.
我们不是超级英雄团队 霹雳蓝天使 Not a superteam, Blue Steel.
-是啊 蓝眼睛 -没错 超级蓝眼睛 - Yeah, Old Blue Eyes. - Yeah, Blue Light Special.
不错 Nice.
不是我多嘴 但我觉得你可能不该评判 Not for nothing, but maybe you shouldn't be judging
谁算或者不算反派 who is and who isn't a villain.
如果你愿意为女友睁一只眼闭一只眼 If you were willing to look the other way for your girlfriend,
-为什么他不行 -别把她扯进来 - why not this guy? - Leave her out of this.
-只是举个例子 -你自己也说过 克里夫 - Just sayin'. - You said it yourself, Cliff.
加尔克斯是奈尔斯的敌人 Garguax was an enemy of Niles.
我们应该为了他消灭这个人 We should do this for him.
你弄混了 蓝眼睛 You got it twisted, Blue Balls.
敌人的敌人就是朋友 The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
如果他讨厌奈尔斯 那我就没问题了 If that guy hates Niles, that's all I need to know.
我们不如都松口气歇歇吧 Why don't we all just take a breath and relax?
在度假呢 We're on vacation.
度什么假 A vacation for what?
在度假说明你其实有一份工作 Look, a vacation implies you actually have a job
所以你需要松口气 休息一下 that you need to take a break from.
我们什么都不做 We don't do anything.
才不是那样 That's not true.
抱歉 我忘了 I'm sorry, I forgot.
养蜂人就是这么应对这种情况的 So, uh, is this how the Beekeeper would handle the situation?
显然如此 Apparently so.
睁一只眼闭一只眼是我最擅长的 Looking the other way is what I do best.
首席对我的信任 也是他错误清单中的一项 Add the Chief's faith in me to the list of his many faults.
他愚蠢地认为我注定会成为英雄 He foolishly believed I was destined for heroism,
但真正到该行动的时候 我给他来个釜底抽薪 but when the call to action actually came, I promptly hung up.
你在说什么 没用的家伙 怎么了 What are you talking about, sad sack? What happened?
奈尔斯留给我一把庄园密室的钥匙 Niles left me a key to a secret compartment in the manor.
昨晚有个奇怪的仪器一直在响 Last night, a strange device was emitting
响声令人十分烦躁 难以忍受 some kind of unbearably vexing signal.
我不清楚到底是怎么回事 I can't be sure what it was,
但很可能那是某人发出的求救信号 but it's entirely possible someone was in need of help.
你什么也没说吗 And you didn't say anything?
对 维克多 我什么都没说 No, Victor, I didn't say anything.
什么都没做 I didn't do anything.
我做了一个英雄不该做的事 袖手旁观 I did the exact opposite of what a hero is supposed to do!
我来度假了 I came on vacation.
如果我要诚实面对自己 If I'm going to be honest with myself,
那前提我得能做自己 then I should at least get to be myself.
我不是英雄 I'm no hero.
养蜂人也是个平庸的角色 The Beekeeper was yet another mediocre role
我为了迎合大众才扮演的 I played to middling reviews.
也是我又一次与很快就会忘记我的世界 Another pathetic attempt at relevance in a world
进行链接的可悲尝试 that would sooner see me forgotten.
过去几十年 A quiet obscurity
默默无闻的生活我过得很好 我是说 worked well enough for decades. I mean...
我可能是时候回到熟悉的环境里了 Perhaps it's time I returned to what I know.
你没做错什么 You did nothing wrong.
你怎么能这么说 How can you say that?
不是超级英雄团队 Not a superteam.
或许我们应该把这种事情 Maybe we should leave stuff like this
留给那些有本事做的人去做 to the people who are actually equipped to deal with it.
我们就是那些人 That's us!
你看着我 Look at me.
我真的是装备齐全有本事做那种事的人 I'm literally equipped to deal with it!
-再也不是了 -你知道吗 克里夫 - Not anymore. - You know what, Cliff...
要不你歇歇吧 How about you take a break
别醉心于这些超级英雄的破玩意了 from the hero shtick, Cyborg, and just be?
缓缓吧 For a minute!
所以我们才来这里度假 对吧 That's why we all came here, right?
你们自己的破事都还没解决完呢 You all got your own shit to deal with.
-我也一堆破事没解决完 -你说的是躲避吧 - I got my own shit to deal with. - You mean "Avoid."
赶紧有多远滚多远吧 伙计 Oh, fuck all the way off, dude.
他在说什么 What is he talking about?
你告诉他们 还是我替你说 You wanna tell 'em or should I?
好吧 我来说 Okay, I'll tell 'em.
克里夫脑子有问题 但他什么也不会做 Cliff has a brain issue and he won't do anything about it.
-你还好吗 -你们他妈的能别问我好不好了吗 - Are you okay? - Will everybody stop fucking asking me that?
我没事 好吧 没事 I'm fine, okay? I'm fine!
你还没问我就回答 不行 And before you ask, no!
我不会去检查的 I'm not gonna get it checked out.
就算我想去 谁会给我检查 Even if I wanted to, who's gonna do it?
世界上唯一知道怎么帮我的人 The one guy who might have known
已经死了 你们还记得吗 how to help me is dead, remember?
奈尔斯已经他妈死了 Niles is fucking dead!
他把我的脑子嵌入这个 He stuck my fucked up brain
傻逼的身体 现在他都腐烂了 in this fucked up body, and now he's worm food!
你愿意我代他帮你看吗 And you want me to do this for him?
去死吧他 我他妈又不欠他的 Fuck him! I don't owe him jack-motherfucking-squat.
我们都不欠他的 None of us do!
所以他的什么破烂秘密隔间 So fuck his little secret compartment
和绿色的敌人 都他妈去死吧 and fuck his little green nemesis!
他的破事我们干嘛替他擦屁股 我他妈够了 His shit is not our shit. I'm fucking done!
消消气 伙计 Give it a rest, dude!
你虽然在下面坐冷板凳不爽 Just 'cause you're in the penalty box,
但我们也不是你的另一个计划 doesn't make us your plan B.
你他妈就是想成为 You wanna be the Chief's
首席打击罪恶的末日巡逻队 badass crime-fighting Doom Patrol so badly!
但那不是我们的本性 But that's just not who we are.
你的笨金属脑袋什么时候才能把这个事想明白 When are you gonna get that through your thick metal skull?
妈的 你们都去死吧 Man, screw all y'all.
我就知道 我就知道 I knew it. I knew it!
我一看到那大块头 就知道他不太对劲 The second I laid eyes on that bunch, I knew something was amiss!
来了 主人 This is it, My Lord.
我们的时代终于要来了 Our time has finally come.
主人 您怎么了 My Lord? What are you doing?
结束了 塞缪尔森 We're done, Samuelson.
结束了 It's over.
结束 Over?
你说听到他们在说考尔德跟他的末日巡逻队 You said you heard them talk of Caulder and his Doom Patrol.
你看到她了 她终于到了 You saw her, she's finally here.
就这样 This is it!
奈尔斯死了 那个可怜女人也废了 Niles is dead. And that poor woman's a wreck.
她伤害不了别人 She's not gonna be harmin' anyone.
别管她了 Just leave her alone.
别管她了 "Leave her alone."
别管她了 "Leave her alone"?
我们等了70年了 More than 70 years we've waited.
日复一日 Day after day after day,
现在我们一直等待的时机到了 结果 and now the moment we've been waiting for finally arrives, and...
你却什么都不打算做 And you wish to do nothing?
他们是好人 They're nice people.
像我们对大脑那样 他们也不再感恩奈尔斯 And clearly no more beholden to Niles than we are to the Brain.
-我们仍旧受制于大脑 -没有 - We are beholden to the Brain. - No.
那玩意从没给过我们指令 That thing has never given us a signal.
也永远不会这么做 And it never will.
那曾经是我们的任务 但是 Maybe that was our mission once, but...
任务都应该服务于更好的使命 missions are supposed to serve a greater cause.
那个使命早已过时 That cause has long passed.
我不敢相信自己听到的 I can't believe what I'm hearing.
大脑的使命依旧是我们的使命 The Brain's cause is still our cause.
我们不能放弃这个任务 We cannot give up on the mission.
不是我们放弃了这个任务 We're not giving up on the mission.
是这个任务放弃了我们 The mission gave up on us.
谢谢你的侍奉 老朋友 Thank you for your service, old friend.
但我们该向前看了 But it's time to move on.
主人 你的思维不清楚 My Lord, you're not thinking clearly.
我的思维从未像现在这样清楚 My mind hasn't been this clear in a long time.
开始收拾东西吧 Start packing your things.
我们今晚就走 We leave tonight.
这是好事 萨缪尔森 This is a good thing, Samuelson.
我们终于自由了 We're finally free.
脊骨
奈尔斯去死吧 Fucking Niles.
这些破事情我已经受够了 I'm fucking done with all this bullshit!
我自己的事还处理不完呢 I have my own shit to deal with.
我也不逃避 我会直面问题 And I don't avoid it. I deal with it.
该死 Fuck!
Valley by Perfume Genius
我很想你
手机没有信号
我他妈要直面问题 I fuckin' deal with it!
该死 妈的 Fuck! Fuck!
妈的 妈的 妈的 妈的 妈的 Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck! Fuck!
我以为我们已经不穿这些了 I thought we were done with all this.
绷带 特殊服装 The bandages, the special suits.
本来应该是全新的开始 This was supposed to be a fresh start.
我们应该合二为一的 We were supposed to be one.
我以为我们要一起面对 I thought we were in this together.
Forever Young by Alphaville
跑 Run.
妈的 Fuck!
抱歉 I'm sorry.