末日巡逻队 第三季 第七集
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小维克多·斯通 Little Victor Stone.
我上一次见你 你才这么高 The last time I saw you, you were about this tall.
翻 译 米糊*3
坐在埃莉诺办公室角落 Sitting in the corner of Elinore's office,
安静地摆弄着超人玩偶 playing quietly with your Superman doll.
翻 译 易碎的绝对*2
-你大概不记得我了 -那是很久之前了 - You probably don't remember me. - That was a lifetime ago.
对 我和你妈妈在尖端科研实验室共事了几年 Yeah, I worked with your mom at S.T.A.R. For years.
翻 译 屯栗子*2
她是个了不起的女人 She was an incredible woman.
校 对 屯栗子
你为什么辞职了 Why'd you leave?
在911事件后 Well, after 9/11,
尖端科研实验室加大了武器研究力度 S.T.A.R. doubled down on weapons programs.
时间轴 Caroline Jessie
但我想治疗人们 而不是武装他们 I wanted to heal people, not arm them.
我感到非常羞愧 It's a shame how many of my clients
后 期 咖啡·Lee
我的许多客户都受到了尖端研发武器的伤害 were disfigured by S.T.A.R. developed weapons.
有什么可以帮你的吗 维克 So, what can I do for you, Vic?
总 监 屯栗子
我听说过合成皮肤 I heard about synthetic skin,
我想知道 我能不能用 and I wonder if that might be an option for me.
我没想到你的来意是合成皮肤 Well, that's definitely not what I expected you to say.
-我可以检查一下你吗 -当然 - But may I? - Of course.
不得不说 I have to admit...
我很惊讶 塞拉斯会在你身上安装钢骨科技 I was surprised when Silas chose the Cyborg tech for you,
而不是来找我 instead of coming to me.
你当年是个多乐观的小孩啊 I mean, you were just such a happy kid.
天啊 塞拉斯真是天才 My God, Silas really is a magician, isn't he?
安置在体内 由电池供电的 I mean, an internal battery-powered
机械动力脉冲炮 我... mechanokinetic pulse cannon. I...
总输出功率是多少 What's the total output?
一万伏 10,000 volts?
25万伏 25.
我能在三秒内将一辆装甲车液化 Yeah, I can liquify an armored truck in under three seconds.
好吧 Okay.
不奇怪 这个科技 Unsurprisingly, the physiological integration
与你的身体的生理整合程度已经很高 of your tech is incredibly extensive.
为了能够安全地给你种植合成皮肤 To safely introduce a Synthskin exodermis,
得彻底移除你身上的钢骨科技 your Cyborg tech would have to be completely removed.
栅网也要 Even Grid?
当然了 你的人造器官 Obviously, your artificial organs
还有假肢结构得留着 and structural prosthetics would have to stay,
但是 除了你吃煎饼所需的能量 but anything that requires more energy
任何需要更多能量的装置都要去除 than you get from a burrito? Gotta go.
要是我想植皮 What if I wanted to do it?
你多快能... How soon could you...
好消息 Good news there.
你的生物科技接口几乎都是纳米科技 Your biotech interfaces are almost entirely nanotechnological,
这使得生物提取 很大程度上取决于代码 which makes extraction largely a matter of code.
所以 可能一晚上就可以 So, this could be an overnight procedure.
但是 这不是件小事 But this isn't a decision you should take lightly.
你有没有跟你父亲商量过 Have you talked with your father about this?
我妈妈会同意的 My mom would want this for me.
我只在乎这一点 That's the only thing I care about.
那好吧 That's fair.
我只是... I just...
我们极力主张所有客户都与所爱的人商量 We urge all of our clients to talk this through with a loved one.
相信我 有人陪你会让事情好受一点 Believe me, this will be a lot easier with someone by your side.
我的唱片 My fucking records?
哪些 Which ones?
我是一起卖的 所以 全部 Uh, well, I sold them as a lot. So, all of them?
-你他妈有毛病吗 -你不明白 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - You don't understand.
他们有特别版花栗鼠大师钥匙链 They had a special edition Chipmunk Master keychain
只要一万五千个橡子就能换 you could get for just 15,000 acorns
我橡子都快收集齐了 但全输光了 and I was almost there when I lost it all
因为我跟狐狸先生拿橡子比赛 on a double-or-nothing Nut Jump against Mr. Fox
虽然金洁说过 不要相信狐狸先生 even though Ginger told me not to trust Mr. Fox!
什么 What?
你脑子进水了吧 There's something weird going on with you.
才没有 你脑子才进水了 No, there isn't. There's something weird going on with you.
等你把我的唱片弄回来之后 你就 After you get my fucking records back, you're gonna--
简 Jane?
该死 我帮你 Oh, fuck. I got this.
我在87年学过海姆立克急救法 I took a Heimlich course in '87.
贿赂了老师才通过考试 但我还记得基本操作 Had to bone the instructor to pass but I remember the basics.
什么鬼 What the fuck?
你中奖了 Oh, you got the prize!
是达达怪胎们搞的鬼 It's those Dada freaks.
什么鬼 What the fuck?
真是见鬼了 Holy shit on a shingle.
有奇怪的事情发生了 There is something weird going on.
当然有事情发生了 Of course there's something going on,
你个铁憨憨 她们要对付我们了 you guileless golem. They are coming for us.
我们得团结起来 保卫这座城堡 We must rally to defend the castle.
克里夫 关门 Cliff, seal the doors,
封上窗户还有该死的壁炉 the windows and the motherfucking fireplaces.
你怎么还在这里 我们说好了的 Why are you even still here? We had a deal.
我们帮你当间谍 We did your little spy mission.
但是 你怎么还不滚 Now, why don't you get the fuck out
带上你古古怪怪的东西 and take your dumb quirks
还有蠢透了的小把戏 and your fucking stupid magic tricks with you.
我们有更重要的问题 Yeah, we have bigger problems--
是你有更重要的问题 不是我们 You have bigger problems. Not us.
我保证 这是所有人的麻烦 I assure you that this is everyone's problem.
听好了 卷头发 有麻烦要找上门的时候 Look, Curly. When something wants to get us,
基本怎么做都会有麻烦 it usually finds a way to get us.
根本没办法阻止 No use trying to stop it.
你 拿上你的笔记本电脑 Now you, get your laptop.
我们把唱片要回来 你个混蛋 We're getting my records back, you fuck.
有什么大不了的 What's the big deal?
唱片又没那么值钱 They weren't even worth that much.
我们得把窗户封上 We've got to seal these windows.
不过 你的雪儿运动录像就另说了 Now, your Cher workout tapes, on the other hand...
什么东西 My what?
你不是吧 Oh, no, you didn't.
你把我的雪儿运动录像卖了 You sold my Cher workout tapes?
让我解释 Let me explain.
什么 不 What? No.
等等 不要 我还没 飞掠 Wait, no, no, I'm still not-- Flit!
该死 Shit, shit.
爸 你怎么来了 Dad, what are you doing here?
我来啦 给我的外孙一个惊喜 Hey, here I am. Surprise extended Grandpa visit.
-你有没有治疗你的 -帕金森 - Did you get help with your-- - Oh, the Parkie?
有 全方面治疗 Yeah, that's all taken care of.
吃了药 这么说吧 Got some pills. And let me tell you,
这些药简直是灵丹妙药 those babies work like gangbusters.
看 See?
稳如磐石 Steady as a rock.
挺好 Good.
我... 我一直在关注保护局 I... I've been eyeing the Bureau
因为我堂哥佩奇来了这里 since my cousin Paige came on here.
他... 他也是超能力者 He's... he's a meta, too.
一直在通讯部工作 直到那件大事以后 Worked in comms until the Big One.
你认识他吗 Did you know him?
总之 佩奇没能安全无恙地回来 Anyway, Paige didn't make it back fully intact.
所以 我想着等到战争结束 情势好转 So, I figured I'd wait for the war to be good and over.
战争永远不会结束 The war is never over.
告诉我 你是谁 So tell me, who are you?
我是谁 我是... Who am I? I'm, uh...
女士 我... 我是沃利·塞奇 我刚说过的 I'm... I'm Wally Sage, ma'am. I just told you--
你是什么 What are you?
我知道了 这是测试 Ah, I see. A test.
非常隐晦 女士 Very sneaky, ma'am.
我是什么 Uh... What am I, huh?
也许是... 我不知道你怎么称呼 Well, I guess, probably... I don't know what you'd call it.
也许我展示给你看更容易理解 Probably easier if I just show you.
非常奇妙 Fascinating.
你能将这项能力运用在火炮上吗 Can you apply this ability to, say... artillery?
应该可以 但 Uh, sure, I guess. But...
我是来面试市场营销岗位的 I came in to see about the marketing position.
你的能力非常有用 Well, you will be very useful.
武器
Weapon.
谢谢 Thank you.
劳拉 Laura...
他只是个孩子 He was just a boy.
有人出力 才能打仗 Wars don't fight themselves.
你要说的只有这句吗 Is that all you have to say?
你曾经会关照像他一样的孩子们 You used to look out for kids like him.
现在的世界跟以前不一样了 不再无忧无虑了 Well, it's not the same carefree world it was then, is it?
我们得做出艰难的决定 We must make difficult choices
好保护国家安全 in order to keep our country safe.
我们今晚在沙龙见面 演一个新作品 We're meeting at the Salon tonight to workshop a new piece.
我们都很期待你能参加 We'd all love to see you.
-"你们都" -对啊 - "We all"? - Yes.
霍莉 马尔科姆 所有人 Holly, Malcolm, everyone.
我们想你 We miss you.
你不想念创造艺术 发表观点吗 Don't you miss making art and expressing yourself?
你曾说过 那是你的使命 You used to say that it was your calling.
我现在有更高使命了 Well, I have a higher calling now.
对了 我记得你是带着使命来的 Yeah, I recall you landing here with a calling.
跟时光机有关 Something about a time machine.
但是你都放弃了 But you gave up on all that
因为你在你的小团体里找到了... when you found safety in your little...
安全感 是吗 coterie, didn't you?
劳拉... Laura...
那也是你的小团体 it's your coterie, too.
我发誓 要是保护局能做到 I swear, if the Bureau could,
他们就会让我们都忘记以前的生活 they'd make us forget that we all had lives before--
别担心 Yes, well, don't worry.
我不会忘记的 I'll never forget.
你出去的时候 叫下一位应聘者进来 好吗 Now send in the next recruit, would you, on your way out?
让我猜猜 她拒绝了 Mm, let me guess. She said no.
你很惊讶 You surprised?
要我说实话 我有点担心她 I'm a little worried about her, if I'm being honest.
-最近 她似乎有些 -刻薄 - Lately, she's just seems so-- - Sour? Hmm.
-她已经刻薄了15年了 -那是因为工作 - She's been sour for 15 years. - It's her job.
那样的工作就是会给人的灵魂带来负担 That sort of work just has to weigh on a person's soul.
-如果她还有灵魂的话 -马尔科姆 - Yeah, if she still has one. - Malcolm.
她曾经拯救了我们所有人的灵魂 She saved all of our souls once upon a time.
也许这次该我们拯救她的灵魂了 Maybe it's our turn to save hers.
也许你说得对 Maybe you're right.
拉瑞 Larry?
-拉瑞 -天啊 - Larry? - God.
现在都十一点了 Ii is 11:00 in the morning,
你还躺在地上 and you're loafing about on the floor.
此时此刻 我对你们这些人的期望值 My expectations with you people
真的低到不能再低了 truly could not be any lower at this point.
但是 我们即将面对 But we are about to be confronted
一场极度危险的危机 by an inconceivably dangerous threat.
我需要一切能得到的帮助 And I need all the help I can get.
好 你能不能... 能不能等一会 Uh, fine. Fine. Could you just... Can you give me a minute?
天啊 God.
那到底是什么 Um... what on earth is that?
这是... 刚开始是个肿瘤 然后... It's just... Well, it started as a tumor, but then it, uh...
-肿瘤从你身体里出来了 -对 - That came out of you? - Yes.
-从你的 -从我嘴里出来的 行了吧 - Out of your-- - Out of my mouth, okay?
绝对是活着的 Yes. It's definitely alive.
有知觉的肿瘤 太神奇了 Wow. A sentient tumor. Fascinating.
你最近 Have you recently
接触过任何异常环境吗 been exposed to any abnormal atmospheres?
我的整段人生就处于异常中 My entire life is an abnormal atmosphere.
往生世界算吗 负能量星云呢 Do you mean the Afterlife? The Negative Nebula?
我几周前第一次去了好市多超市 I went to Costco for the first time a few weeks ago.
-是这个吗 -不 是第二个地方 - Was that it? - No, the second one.
星云 我觉得是因为星云 This Nebula. I think that's your answer right there.
可能 你现在面对的 I mean, you're probably dealing with
是某种太空寄生虫 some kind of space parasite.
真的吗 Really?
你怎么确定的 How can you be sure?
不然还能是什么 你个白痴 Well, what else could it be, you bampot?
行吧 我该怎么做 Okay. Okay. Well, what should I do?
动动脑子 Oh, well, let's use our brains here.
当一个人从体内 When one expels a living,
排出一条活的 7千克重的寄生虫 16-pound parasite from one's body,
合理的反应只有一个 there is really only one reasonable response.
-给虫子取名 -我的个老天爷 不是 - Give it a name? - Jesus Christ almighty, no.
不 烧... 烧死虫子 No, burn... Burn it. Burn it.
等你处理好了 到客厅来找我 And meet me in the great room when you've dealt with it.
我的天啊 烧死它 Jesus Christ! You burn it.
不要他妈的给它取名字 You don't give it a fucking name.
怎么了 小凯 What's wrong, Kay?
钻工比尔说你哭了一天了 Driller Bill says you've been crying all day.
有人 Someone...
有人偷了我的自行车 Someone stole my bike.
本来就在门口的 It was right outside my door
但我睡了一觉醒来后 when I went to bed and when I woke up,
就不见了 it was gone.
好吧 Okay, well,
也许有人借走了 你有没有问过 maybe somebody just borrowed it. Did you ask--
他们偷走的 They stole it!
不要再把我当小孩子一样了 Stop treating me like I'm a stupid baby.
好 Okay.
那我们就去外面 给你弄辆新自行车 Well, we'll just go up top and get you a new bike.
这一次 我们花钱买 And this time we'll actually pay for it.
不 我不想出去 我再也不想出去了 No, I don't wanna go up. I never wanna go up again.
我不知道是因为你冰冷的触感 I don't know if it's your ice-cold touch
还是因为你营养液水箱的杂音 or the hum of your nutrient tank,
但他在你怀里就没放松过 but he is never as relaxed as when he's with you.
那是我的外祖父之力在奏效 That's my grandpa powers at work.
你越来越让我响起RJ爷爷了 知道吗 You remind me more and more of Grandpa RJ, you know that?
这样吧 你们得好好休息一下 You know what? You guys deserve a real break.
不如我来照看罗里 你们出去来个约会之夜 Why don't I watch Rory so you can go out? Date night.
出去 有了孩子就不知道出去玩是什么意思了 Out? I don't even know what that means anymore.
谢了 但不用了 Thanks, but we're good.
其实 听起来挺好的 You know, that sounds nice actually.
你认真的 Are you serious?
对 我们可以走着去"狗骑摩托"店 Yeah. We'll just walk down to Scooter Dog's,
吃块雪糕 grab an ice cream bar.
我们就离开20分钟 最多30分钟 We'll be gone 20 minutes. 30, tops.
你不会后悔的 You won't regret this.
我会打扫整个房子 然后 I'm gonna have the whole place cleaned up and--
给 以防万一 如果有紧急情况 Here. Just in case, for emergencies.
好吧 Okay, cool.
就这样吧 I guess that's that.
下次去太空时 Next time you go to space,
别忘了穿太空服 拉瑞 don't forget to wear a spacesuit, Larry.
该死 Damn it.
该死 该死 Damn, damn, damn.
你在里面还好吗 Hey. Hey, you all right in there?
我不能把你扔在外面 I couldn't just leave you out here
不给你努力活下去的机会 without giving you a fighting chance.
我回去 给你做一顿... I went back and made you a...
我不知道太空寄生虫吃什么 I don't know what space parasites eat,
但我想没有谁会不喜欢花生黄油果酱三明治 but I figure everybody likes a PB&J.
给你 Here you go.
我有什么毛病 What the hell is wrong with me?
给 今晚可能挺冷的 Here. It's supposed to get pretty chilly tonight.
听着 没什么好怕的 Hey, look, there's nothing to be afraid of.
我觉得 I don't think.
我不知道你想要什么 Look, I don't know what you want,
但没有我你会更好的 相信我 but you're better off without me. Just trust me on that.
那可不妙 That can't be good.
I s s I... s... s...
我... M... e...
"想" "Miss..."
"想我了吗" "Miss me"?
你到底是怎么找到我的 How the hell did you find me?
我脑子里的超级计算机帮了点忙 The super computer in my head helped a little.
那你 And what do you
和你脑子里的超级计算机想要什么 and the super computer in your head want?
我只想让你知道 你是对的 I just wanted you to know, you were right.
-关于什么 -关于我 - About what? - About me.
听着 一切对我来说总是安排好的 Look, everything's always been so laid out for me.
我甚至不知道缺少了什么 I didn't even know what was missing.
但我现在知道了 But I do now.
就好像 我怎么能帮助人们 It's like, how can I help people
当我们之间有这种隔阂 when there's this barrier between us?
当他们甚至都不把我当人 When they can't even relate to me as a human being?
你太不着边际了 维克 You're rambling, Vic.
你想做什么 让我在线足够长时间 What you trying to do? Keep me on the line long enough
好让你尖端科研实验室的朋友来抓住我吗 for your S.T.A.R. buddies to come scoop me up?
不 不是 你不必再担心这一点 No, no, you won't have to worry about that anymore.
出什么事了 维克 What's going on, Vic?
我想我可能会去除 I think I might have it taken out.
我的科技 My tech.
-所有科技 -什么 - All of it. - What?
听着 我只想让你知道 因为你是那个... Look, I just wanted you to know because you were the one who--
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
什么 What...
想当英雄怎么了 What happened to wanting to be a hero?
但我的科技没让我成为英雄 But my tech doesn't make me a hero.
拥有一台融合我神经系统的能量炮... Having an energy cannon fused to my nervous system--
我不是这个意思 我们都有自己喜欢的办法 That's not what I meant. We have our preferred methods,
但归根结底 我们想要的都是同一件事 but at the end of the day, we want the same thing.
改变 Change.
我现在打算从后门冲进去要求改变 Now, I'm blasting through the back door demanding it
而你正走进大厅 while you're walking into the lobby
脸上带着傻乎乎的笑容 说着 with a big, dumb smile on your face, talking about...
"你好 我是钢骨 很高兴见到你" "Hi, I'm Cyborg. Nice to meet ya."
但有时改变源自内心 But sometimes change comes from the inside.
-是你教我的 -我不是要放弃抗争 - You taught me that. - I'm not giving up the fight.
我只是必须另觅他径 I'll just have to find another way.
你已经有办法了 维克 You already have a way, Vic.
你能签署所有你想签的网上请愿书 You can sign all the online petitions that you want,
但当桌前坐着一位有手炮的家伙 but when there is a guy with an arm cannon at the table,
你会想听听他到底要说什么 you're going to want to listen to what he has to say.
等等 这跟警察拿枪指着人 Wait. How is that any different than a cop
要求顺从有什么不同 demanding obedience down the barrel of a gun?
因为我们不想顺从 Because we don't want obedience.
我们只想要公正 All we want is justice.
我不想要这样 罗尼 I didn't ask for this, Roni.
我们没人想要自己已有的 None of us asked for what we got.
唯一重要的是 一旦我们得到了会做些什么 Only thing that matters is what we do once we got it.
但钢骨不是我 But Cyborg isn't me.
我这样并不快乐 I'm not happy like this.
好吧 不是所有人都能把快乐放在首位 Yeah, well, not all of us can afford to prioritize our happiness.
事实是 你作为钢骨比作为维克 The fact is, you're a more effective agent of change
更能有效推动改变 as Cyborg than you are as Vic.
所以你想要什么 So what do you want?
改变 Change?
还是快乐 Or do you want to happiness?
但你教过我 要相信自己 But you taught me to trust myself,
这正是我在做的 and that's exactly what I'm doing.
我以为你会为我感到高兴 I thought you'd be happy for me.
罗尼 Roni?
你还在吗 维克 You there? Vic.
我听不见你说话 I'm losing you.
总之 聊天不安全 It's not safe to talk anyway.
就去... Just...
做你必须做的 Do what you gotta do.
也许我们能在另一边相见 And maybe I'll see you on the other side.
很好 很好 一切都很好 All good. All good. Everything's fine.
我们收到多份报告称 一场前所未有的大雾 We have multiple reports of an unprecedented fog
正在东海岸蔓延 spreading over the Eastern Seaboard.
我研究了23年的气象图 In my 23 years on the weather map,
从未见过这种天气 I've never seen anything like this--
不行 今天不许有消极的事 这就是我要说的 Nope! No negativity today! This is what I'm talking about.
罗里和外公在一起 Grandpa and Rory just hanging out,
留下一辈子的回忆 making memories that'll last a lifetime.
外公什么都没想 Grandpa is not thinking about anything at all.
不想金洁 不想花栗鼠 Not about Ginger, not about Chipmunks.
别担心 伙计 Don't worry, buddy.
没什么你外公搞不定的 Nothing your old g-pa can't handle.
该死 Oh, fuck!
我没仔细想清楚 Didn't think that through.
你好 我们回来了 Hey. We're back.
谢天谢地 我是说 这么快就会来了吗 Oh, thank God... I mean, oh, hey, back so soon?
克里夫 炉子开的是最大火 Cliff, the burner is on high.
我本会注意到的 Oh, uh, I would have caught that.
你确实注意到了 所以没事 Well, you did catch it. So it's all good.
没事的 至少你没把房子烧了 It's fine. At least you didn't burn the house down.
看到了吗 我们在建立信任 See that? We're building trust.
是的 我要哄罗里睡觉了 Yeah, I'm gonna put Rory down for a nap.
你听新闻报道说怪雾来袭吗 Hey, did you hear about this weird fog thing rolling in?
我们该担心此事吗 Is that something we should be concerned about?
那事吗 别担心 Oh, that? Don't even worry about it.
克里夫老爹会保护家人安全的 Big Papa Cliff will keep his family safe.
很好 Good.
我不希望你突然跑掉 I don't want you running off already.
你才刚来 You just got here.
是的 Yeah.
我要干掉那个偷车贼 I'm gonna destroy whatever thieving fuck took it.
我要杀了他 I'm talking murder.
谁偷走了那辆自行车 医生 Who took the fucking bike, Doc?
无论是谁偷走的 我希望他们把车扔到井里 Whoever took it, I hope they threw it in the well.
我揍死你 I'm gonna fuck you up.
他们会帮我们大家一个忙 They will have done us all a favor.
以免你没注意到 小凯正一动不动 In case you haven't noticed, Kay is staying put,
待在她该待的地方 right where she belongs.
因为她太沮丧了 Because she's fucking depressed,
而并不是因为她想这样 not because she wants to.
我讨厌指责别人 简 I hate to point the finger, Jane,
但是你先让她上去 but you've opened this can of worms
才引来了这些麻烦 by allowing her to go up in the first place.
她很好 She was fine.
她很幸运 假如这个女孩要受伤 She was lucky. And if the girl's going to be hurt,
最好是按我们的方式而不是按他们的 it's better it be on our terms than on theirs.
你不同意吗 Don't you agree?
我们生来只为一件事 就是保护那个女孩 We were created for one thing, it was to protect the girl.
如果我们连这个都做不到 那也许... If we can't even do that, then maybe--
谁来保护我们 简 Who's protecting us, Jane?
死亡与我如影随形 Annihilation is hot on my trail,
但上帝禁止他们任何人 but God forbid any of them
动动指头来帮我 should lift a finger to try and help me.
我为什么要引诱它摆脱蛰伏 Why should I lure it away from this temple of torpor?
因为我是个好人 这就是原因 Because I am a good person, that is why!
踮着脚走路的妻妾 身紫袍弓着腰 Tiptoe harem, purple and low.
该死的 Fuck!
快出来 Show yourselves!
熬夜加班吗 Burning the midnight oil?
如果我们有任何理智 就出去庆祝了 You know, if we had any sense, we would be out celebrating.
我听说我们这周创下了招募记录 I heard we set a new recruitment record this week.
我创下了招募记录 I set a recruitment record.
事实上 已经连续12周如此了 Twelfth week in a row, actually.
干得不错 德米尔 Not bad, De Mille.
如果数量是唯一重要的东西 If numbers were the only thing that mattered,
那你现在就是这个地方的头了 you'd be running this joint by now.
自我调节 威利 Pace yourself, Willy.
在这里树敌不会让你进步 相信我 Making enemies around here won't advance you. Trust me.
等等 Wait.
你认为自己没有能力 You don't think you have what it takes
担任该组织的领导吗 to be a leader in this organization, do you?
听我说 你个小鬣狗 Listen to me, you little hyena.
35年来 我在局里一直 I have been a loyal and industrious part
勤勤恳恳 忠心耿耿 of the Bureau for 35 years and I--
那你的那些小朋友呢 What about your little pals?
我的小朋友吗 My little pals?
收发室里 手能伸长的那位 In the mailroom. The stretchy one,
活气旋 能隐身的那位 the living cyclone, the invisible one.
据我所知 都很强大 All very powerful or so I hear.
然而每次有重新分类的机会 And yet, every time the reclassification window comes around,
你都决定把他们藏在地下室 you decide to keep them hidden in the basement.
是的 他们不是... Yes, well, they're not--
我们处于一场超能力者军备竞赛 We are in the midst of a meta-human arms race.
在我来看 你更担心的是 And it seems to me that you are more worried
保护你的朋友 about protecting your friends
而不是保护真正岌岌可危的东西 than you are about protecting what is actually at risk.
我们伟大国家的道德核心 The moral core of our great nation.
我工作良好 I do my job well
工作中严格遵守道德节操 and I do it with acute moral integrity.
这里所说的超能力者根本不适合战争 And the meta-humans in question are simply unsuited for war.
他们是和平主义者 They're pacifists.
那你又是什么 And what does that make you?
这些怪胎只是种尚未开发的资源 Those freaks are merely an untapped resource.
这取决于你问的是谁 And depending on who you ask...
你也一样 so are you.
我的建议吗 My advice?
"朋友"只是"机会"的一个漂亮代名词 "Friend" is merely a nice word for "opportunity."
千万别以为 And don't think for a second
天上的监控系统没在监视你 that the big eye in the sky isn't watching you.
希望今晚能见到你
请大家注意 If we could have your attention.
我和马尔科姆一直在家研究 Malcolm and I have been working on something at home.
我们不知道该把它发展成什么 We're not sure where we're going with it,
但这也许有助于点燃某种创意的火花 对吗 but perhaps it will help ignite some creative juices, mm?
我明白了 你的面具是他的脸 Oh, I see. You have his face
他的面具是你的脸 因为你们正相爱 and he has yours because you're in love.
嗑死我了 Please kill me now.
下面隆重介绍 易受惊的幽灵 Introducing Skittish Apparition,
和不成型的形状 and The Shapeless Shape.
塑料 Plastic!
苔原 Tundra!
愚蠢的疯狂旋转木马舞姿 Gullible pickling carousel!
那是什么 软鞋踢跶舞吗 What the hell was that, softshoe?
好吧 Ah! Well...
这是百老汇最新的东西 The newest thing on Broadway.
我们的想法是 文化思潮 Our thinking was that a playful subversion
有趣的颠覆 可以展现一副丰富画卷 of cultural trends could prove a fertile canvas
能在其中检验人类的愚蠢行为 in which to examine human frivolity.
我们是谁
我们是达达姐妹会 We're The Sisterhood of Dada.
我们是什么人
我们是艺术家 We're artists.
你真觉得世界会对老年周末游吟诗人乐队
一系列的轻浮之举进行什么有趣的检视吗
这话有点太难听了吧 Oh, that's a little harsh.
这个世界
需要被洗涤
我们应该拥抱自己的力量
是时候接受命运的召唤了
又来了 Here we go.
我们已经跳了差不多30年了
我们每年都投票反对 And every year we vote against it.
都是因为愚蠢的惯性
因为太危险了 Because it's too dangerous.
为什么是我们
为了让世界变成一个更美好的地方 To make the world a better place.
从我们存在伊始 就有瘟疫 Since our inception, there's been plague,
经济危机 大屠杀 depression, holocaust.
就在五年前 在另一个遥远的世界 Just five years ago, a world away,
我们的炸弹 让那个世界 our bombs vaporized
全部的人口都如一缕青烟般蒸发 entire populations where they stood.
就在这里 在我们的后院 And right here, in our backyard,
我自己的同伴们被恐怖主义威吓 my own people have been subjected to horrors...
我们甚至无法 you can't even...
我甚至都说不下去 你知道吗 I can't even, man. You know?
我们该怎么办 How are we doing?
我们 让世界成为一个更美好的地方 We... Making the world a better place.
我们袖手旁观 眼睁睁地看着 We stood by and watched
在我们反对的意识形态的领导下 the Bureau lurch from oddities to normalcy,
调查局从异态变为常态 guided by the very same ideologies we claim to oppose.
我们低头沉默了 We just kept our heads down.
为了什么 For what?
一张支票吗 A paycheck?
有个词可以形容我们这些人 There's a word for what we are. All of us.
沆瀣一气 Complicit.
如果这都不算做出豪言壮语的动机 Well, if that's not motivation to make a big statement,
我不知道还有什么算了 I don't know what is.
尼采曾经说过 要想造就舞蹈明星 As Nietzsche once said, "it takes chaos inside of us
它需要我们内心的混乱 to give birth to the dancing star."
永恒鞭挞绝对会成为 The Eternal Flagellation would certainly be
我们对调查局竖起的中指 对吧 a big middle finger to the Bureau, wouldn't it?
但是劳拉怎么办呢 But what about Laura?
她绝不会同意的 我们会是强迫她 She'll never go along with it, and we'll be forcing her
在我们和调查局之间做选择 to choose between us and the Bureau.
如果对她来说这个决定很难做
那她早已经与我们离心离德
是
时候了
好吧 你应该会感到有点头昏眼花 All right. You should start to feel a little lightheaded.
很正常 That's normal.
之前有这个东西吗 Was that there before?
那个 So...
我知道你的自行车是怎么回事了 I found out what happened to your bike.
原来是有人想借来骑 不小心弄丢了 Turns out somebody just wanted to borrow it and they lost it.
都是个天大的误会 It was all a big mistake.
别难过了 Nothing to be upset about.
我们都知道你在胡说八道 We both know that's bullshit.
小凯 Kay?
你要能看到我就好了 金洁 You should have seen me, Ginger.
克利夫老爹是这孩子的男妈妈 Big Papa Cliff was Mr. Momming the shit out of that kid.
克利夫老爹 你买了15分钟 Well, Big Papa, you paid for 15 minutes.
你想继续聊家长经 还是看我的那啥 You wanna talk about parenting, or you wanna see my hoo-hah?
好吧 或许就一点点 Well... maybe just a little--
维克 天哪 你还好吗 Vic! Oh, my God! Are you okay?
妈的 Fuck me!
天哪 克里夫 又是药的原因吗 Oh, my God, Cliffie, is it the meds again?
你需要我打给谁吗 Do you want me to call somebody?
不 别给任何人打电话 只需要让它 No, don't call anybody. It just needs to run its...
自己来 course!
什么鬼 What the fuck?
我们他妈在哪呢 Where the fuck are we?
很明显 欢迎来到 Welcome to, apparently,
我的吸嗨了的幻境 或者什么狗屁秘境 my drug-filled fantasy sequence or some shit.
我他妈的 Oh, my fucking God!
我还真跟你们这些金属中毒的白痴在一起 I'm actually here with you metal-poisoned morons.
我之前本来在干别的重要的事 And I was in the middle of something.
不能让它进来 Can't let any more in.
不能让雾进来 Can't let the fog in.
这一片大雾是怎么回事 Hey, what's up with the foghorn?
你怎么进来的 How did you get inside?
什么 我不知道 前门吧 What? I don't know. The front door.
你密封门了吗 Did you seal it?
-什么 为什么 -你还问 - What? Why? - Why?
只是有点 It's just a little--
他妈的 Fuck!
劳拉 你来了 Laura, you came.
真是稀客 I'll be damned!
劳拉 Laura!
猜猜怎么着 我们正在做这件事 劳拉 Guess what! We're doing it, Laura.
我们终于要表演永恒鞭挞了 We're finally doing the Eternal Flagellation!
没错 Yes!
能有谁给我讲一下这究竟是怎么回事吗 Um, can somebody please tell me what the hell is going on?
我认得这里 I know this place.
是达达姐妹会吗 我们在跳达达姐妹会的舞 Is this Dada? Are we doing Dada?
劳拉 我他妈没救了 Laura... I'll be damned.
我怎么会知道这个地方 How do I know this place?
他们是和平主义者 They're pacifists.
我们终于要表演永恒鞭挞了 We're finally doing the Eternal Flagellation.
我想要让你们知道 我很为你们自豪 I wanted you all to know how proud I am of you.
不管事情怎么艰难 你们都互相支持陪伴 No matter how tough things got, you stuck by each other.
不管我离你们多远 No matter how far I drifted away from you,
你们都还把我算做朋友 you kept me tethered.
我永远不会忘记这些 I'll never forget that.
别道歉了 跳舞吧 Don't apologize. Dance.
虽然有点蠢但我们好像真的很酷 This is really dumb but we actually look pretty cool.
你就是怕这个吗 德米尔 Is this what you were so scared of, De Mille?
我参加过更恐怖的教堂舞会 I've been to scarier dance parties at church lock-ins.
天哪 听上去真是吓死人了 God, that sounds scary as fuck.
不 不 No, no.
不 No.
没必要动粗 他们不会还手 No! No, there's no need for force. They won't fight back.
他们不会还手 他们是和平主义者 They won't fight back. They're pacifists.
拜托 Please...
别这样 Please!
你怎么能这样 How'd you do this?
让他们跪下 Put them on their knees.
这是怎么 What the-- God.
干得好 德米尔 Well done, De Mille.
我期盼这一天已经很多年了 I've been looking forward to this for years.
我个人想欢迎你们 I'd like to personally welcome you
加入调查局变种人武器部门 to the Bureau's Meta Weapons Division.
终于从收发室升职了 Finally promoted out of the mail room.
你们应该感到自豪 You should be proud.
去死吧 Go to hell.
我们永远也不会为你而战 We will never fight for you.
该你了 德米尔 You're up, De Mille.
武器 Weapon.
等一会儿 Wait a fucking minute.
这些都是跟你有关吗 Is this about you?
武器 Weapon.
这是什么灵异闪回吗 Is this like a flashback?
武器 Weapon.
你怎么能这样背叛我们 How could you do this to us?
我们原本是一家人 We were a family.
你们 Your...
你们的国家需要你们 Your country needs you.
所以 跪下吧 弯弯 So... on your knees, Bendy.
跪下 弯弯 On your knees, Bendy.
跪下 On your knees!
劳拉 别这样 Laura, stop this.
马尔科姆 Malcolm!
丽塔 Rita?
她准备好了 She's ready.
什么鬼 What the fuck!
现在是怎么回事 What's going on now?
我想我们马上就能看到了 Uh, I think we're about to find out.
那他妈是什么 What the hell is that?
劳拉 你还记得马尔科姆吗 Laura, you remember Malcolm?
你杀了他 现在你必须还他自由 You killed him. Now you must set him free.
我没有杀任何人 I didn't kill anyone.
我所做的一切 Everything I did,
都有非常合理的理由 I had a damn good reason to do.
你跟我说达达姐妹会是邪恶的 You told me the Sisterhood of Dada was evil.
-但其实你才是真正的恶魔 -不是 - But the evil one was you. - No!
不是 我不是恶魔 No, I am not evil.
没错 劳拉 你做了错事 我们受苦70年 It's true, Laura. You did this and we suffered for 70 years.
为了一项事业做了不可提说的事情 Did unspeakable things in service of a cause
我们因你而被人憎恶 we abhorred because of you.
你们错了 You are wrong.
我们的世界分崩离析 The whole world was crumbling around us,
我最在乎的只有你们 and all I cared about was you.
但我像调查局发过誓 我要 But I made an oath to the Bureau and I--
我们给你悔罪的机会 把握住 We are offering you a chance to atone. Take it!
那天我已经赎罪了 I atoned that day...
让你们成为了有用的特工 by making useful agents of you.
马尔科姆 Malcolm!
弯弯 等等 必须得是劳拉 Bendy, wait! It has to be Laura.
劳拉 Laura!
就这样吗 那就是永恒鞭哒吗 Was that it? Was that the Eternal Flatulation?
我不明白 I don't get it.
我想应该是鞭挞吧 I think it's flagellation.
我是这么说的 That's what I said.
那只是序言 让你回想的序言
听上去不太好 对吗 That... sounds bad. Is it bad?
如果你觉得不好的话 Only if you are.
这是为了大家 It's for the best.
等等 So wait.
跳舞不是关键的吗 The dancing wasn't the thing?
该死 Fuck!
我们就这样让他们逃脱吗 Are we just gonna let them get away with this?
这是什么 What the...
该死 Holy shit!
你看到了吗 Did you see that?
等等 这就是永恒鞭哒吗 So wait, is this the Eternal Flatulation?
该死 What the fuck!
说实话 我他妈还是很嗨 To be honest, I'm still high as--
天哪 Oh, God.