末日巡逻队 第三季 第八集
怎么回事 What the hell?
爸爸 我能买个超级英雄玩具吗 Hey, uh, Dad. Can I get a superhero toy?
-可以 维克 -爸 - Yes, Vic. - Dad.
我去收银台排队 I'll hop in line at the register.
去那找我 要快点 Meet me there. Be quick.
我记得这段回忆 I know this memory.
埃尔布兰科 白色梦魇
能让玛丽来玩具区吗 Can I have Mary on the toy aisle?
你为什么抓着我 Why are you grabbing me?
放开我儿子 Take your hands off of my son.
他在损坏超市财产 He's damaging property.
他只是在找玩具 He's looking for a toy.
看看警察怎么说吧 Let's see what the cops say.
我会进监狱吗 Am I going to jail?
-爸爸 -不管他造成了什么损失 我都会赔 - Dad? - Look, I will pay for whatever the damages.
维克 为什么这些玩具在地上 Vic, why are these on the floor?
男子汉大丈夫 要敢作敢当 Now is not the time to be a coward, young man.
我只是在找黑人超级英雄玩具 I was just looking for some black superhero toys.
我们不卖黑人超级英雄玩具 We don't carry Black superhero toys.
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为什么 Why not?
没人会买黑人超级玩具 No one buys Black superhero toys.
听着 我向你保证 他没有恶意 Look, I guarantee you, he meant no harm.
翻 译 米糊*2 碎的绝对*2
让我和我儿子单独说会话 Give me a moment with my son.
翻 译 DerbyNinja
翻 译 屯栗子*2
对不起 爸爸 I'm sorry, Dad.
我只是想要黑人超级玩具 I just wanted a Black superhero toy.
校 对 屯栗子
我犯错了 I made a mistake.
我们不能犯错 We don't get to make mistakes.
时间轴 Caroline Jessie
一个错误可能会让我们付出生命的代价 One mistake could cost you your life.
后 期 咖啡·Lee
给 Here.
总 监 屯栗子
托尼将军是黑人 要向托尼将军学习 General Tony's Black. Be like General Tony.
把这些整理好 Clean this up.
我去跟商店经理道歉 I'm going to go apologize to the store manager.
托尼将军
看起来我的交通工具到了 Looks like my transport's here.
你帮我站岗 You take point.
什么 What?
怎么回事 What the fuck?
这是什么袋鼠队长吉姆·汉森模仿秀吗 What kind of Captain Kangaroo Jim Henson devilry is this?
大家看 是简 Look, everybody, it's Jane.
你好 简 Hi, Jane.
我在哪 Um, where am I?
你在地下大道 You're on Underground Avenue.
真是太棒了 完全讲得通 That's so awesome and totally makes sense
但是完全没道理 and no sense at all.
你是谁 And who the fuck are you?
简 Jane.
你还记得哈里吗 You remember Harry?
你把他从井里救上来的 You rescued him from the well.
这是小凯的幻想世界 This is Kay's imaginary world.
她现在长大了 还很好看 She's all grown up now and perfect.
玩具羊都会说话了 The toy fucking lamb can talk now?
过来 过来 Come here. Come here.
到这来 快点 Come here. Come on. Come on.
是这样的 我们在小凯的潜意识里 Here's the deal. We're in Kay's subconscious.
我们不是一直都在小凯的潜意识里吗 I thought we're always in Kay's subconscious.
我是潜意识专业的博士吗 Do I have a PhD in subconscious shit?
我他妈怎么知道 How the fuck should I know?
重点是 这里由她主宰 Point is, she's in control.
她很适应成人的角色 She's a well-adjusted adult.
才怪 而我们是木偶 Not. And we're fucking puppets.
接受现实吧 So go with it.
简 你来得正好 正赶上今天的课 Jane, you're just in time for the lesson of the day.
有人知道心里创伤是什么吗 Does anybody know what trauma is?
哈里森医生回答 Dr. Harrison.
快看 Oh, look.
那是达达鸟 That's a fucking Dada bird.
-不 -成年小凯不见了 - Oh, no. - Oh, adult Kay's gone!
我们现在该怎么办 简 What the fuck are we gonna do now, Jane?
斯蒂勒赛车
我怎么在这 What am I doing here?
天啊 Wholly fuck!
怎么回事 What the fuck?
-怎么回事 -怎么回事 - What the fuck? - What the fuck?
怎么回事 What the fuck?
我认真的 怎么回事 No, seriously! What the fuck?
其实 你在自己潜意识的一段回忆里 Honestly, you're in a memory in your subconscious.
该死 Fuck!
-你说真的 -对 - Seriously? - Yeah.
我得说 你比我想的还糟糕 Gotta say, you look worse than I thought.
你就是这么打招呼的 That's your hello?
这么说很痛苦 但你看起来精神极了 Well, it pains me to say this, but you look fucking awesome.
老兄 我有用保湿乳 Bro, moisturizer.
我爱死这款保湿乳了 I love that fucking moisturizer.
为什么是这段回忆 Why this memory?
还要问 Really?
我们都知道门后面是怎么回事 You and I both know what's behind that door.
对 我们都知道 Ha ha. Right. We both know.
是吗 We do?
还等什么呢 Hey, what's the holdup?
快进来啊 Catch your pale ass in here.
派对时间 It's party time.
是时候享受音乐了 大块头 Time to face the music, big guy.
怎么回事 What the fuck?
你来不来 Yo? Are you coming?
我 Me?
快来 Let's go.
入乡随俗 When in Rome.
金属人来也 Metal ass coming through.
你怎么在这 What are you doing here?
你说呢 You tell me.
如果你是来改变事实的话 你做不到 If you're here to change things, you can't.
回忆会不断重复 一直一直重复 It just repeats itself, over and over and over again.
"祝你们好运 雪莉尔和拉瑞" "Good luck, Sheryl and Larry.
"爱你们的萨莉和格兰特留" Love, Sally and Grant".
我们需要的不仅是运气 不是吗 We needed more than luck, didn't we?
可能有些人会觉得接下来的事令人不安 Now some humans might find the following disturbing.
大家快看谁来了 Everybody, look who it is.
是拉瑞 It's Larry.
大家一起说 "你好 拉瑞" Everybody say, "Hi Larry".
-嘘 听 -我不知道发生什么事了 - Shh, Shh listen. - I don't know what's happening.
到处都是雾 There's a fog spreading over the world
到处都是奇形怪状的怪物 and all kinds of creatures are walking the Earth.
38频道 爆炸新闻
天气预报员是头有文身的水牛 The weather guy is a water buffalo with tattoos.
我好害怕 I'm scared.
各位 这就是现实版《乱成一团》 People, this is FUBAR.
同意 Agreed.
-你是谁 -这位是托尼将军 - Who are you? - This is General Tony.
这是维克 This is Vic.
克里夫 Cliff.
我猜到了 I gathered.
这是小凯 And, this is Kay.
有人能为我说明一下情况吗 Does anyone have any explanation for this?
让我来吧 Allow me.
你们都是潜意识产物 You are subconscious beings.
所以 你们还不认识我 So, you have not had the pleasure of meeting me.
我是丽塔·法尔 I'm Rita Farr.
首先 我不是潜意识产物 Firstly, I'm not a sub.
其次 我最近去了一趟过去 Secondly, I've taken a recent foray into the past,
我回来后 开始与达达姐妹会合作 and since my return, I've worked with the Sisterhood of Dada
制造了这场全球范围现象 to create this global phenomenon.
你们现在正接受"永恒鞭挞" What you're experiencing is the Eternal Flagellation,
达达姐妹会的艺术体验 the Sisterhood of Dada's artistic experience
这将会征服全世界 that is going to bring the world to its knees.
你们还没明白 You're bewildered.
让我来进一步说明吧 Let me break this down even further.
世界上的每个人 Everyone in the world has swapped places
都与意识自我交换了位置 with their subconscious selves.
你们不再是回忆 幻想 You have come out of a memory, a fantasy,
深埋的耻辱 阴暗的秘密 a buried shame, a deep dark hidden secret.
不管潜意识里的是什么 Anything trapped in the subconscious.
怎么回事 What the fuck?
为什么 Why?
因为 这样就没人 Because then no one will be able to hide
再能够隐藏真实的自己 who they really are anymore.
这将能让世界摆脱邪恶 And that is going to rid the world of evil.
这是艺术 所以 都来参与一下吧 And it's art, huh. So, stick a pipe in it.
我能不参与吗 Can I skip this?
我挺想隐藏自己的耻辱 I'm pretty comfortable with my shame.
她说的就是 隐藏耻辱是不好的 Yeah, I think she's saying that it's the problem.
但我们的意识自我去哪了 But where are our conscious selves?
你们的意识自我顶替了你们的位置 Ah, your conscious selves are in your place.
你们曾经经历过的耻辱 They are reliving the shame you have suffered
他们要重复体验 over and over again,
除非他们能突破潜意识 unless they have a breakthrough.
等等 所以计划就是让意识自我经历痛苦 Wait. So, the plan is we just stew in our own shit
就可以拯救世界了 and the world is saved?
因为这听上去很邪恶 Because that's pretty evil.
没有 邪恶吗 Oh, no. Evil?
才没有 也许野心勃勃 自命不凡 但邪恶 Hardly. Ambitious maybe, pretentious, but evil?
邪恶的是自称为红夫人的那个瘟神 Now, evil is the scourge who calls herself Madame Rouge.
邪恶的是她对达达姐妹会所做的一切 Evil is what she did to the Sisterhood of Dada.
邪恶的是等我们找到她之后 Evil is what we're going to do to her fishy little face,
我们要对她做的一切 when we find her ass!
我很疑惑 I'm confused.
我们是要鞭挞 Are we Flagellating
还是复仇 or are we getting revenge?
这个世界会进行鞭挞 The world will flagellate.
而我要复仇 I'm getting mine.
邪恶兄弟会 1949年
难以置信 但是马拉告诉我 I couldn't believe it, but Mallah told me,
保护局解雇了你 the Bureau cut you loose.
你这样的人才 A gem like you?
我说什么来着 马拉 What did I say, Mallah?
你说 难以置信 You said you couldn't believe it.
她现在就在这 And now she's here.
我就在这 Now, she's here.
不用说 是被那个混蛋 奈尔斯·考尔德搞的 Blackballed by that fuck, Niles Caulder, no less.
是的 我能怎么说呢 Yes. Well, what can I say?
世事无常 Shit happens.
这只猿告诉你了吗 我们的大计 So, the ape filled you in? The big picture?
邪恶兄弟会 Oh, well, the brotherhood of Evil
正在寻找人类实验体 is searching for a human guinea pig
用你们利用30年前画的草图 to travel to the year 2021 in a time machine
用逆向工程造出时光机 that you reverse engineers,
穿越到2021年 from a drawing that you drew 30 years ago.
好偷走奈尔斯·考尔德的发明 To steal Niles Caulder's inventions
将发明带回1949年 and bring them back here to 1949.
就能在他之前发明出来 So, you would invent them before he does.
偷走他的梦想 统治这个世界 Steal his dreams and rule the world.
我的天 她的口音... My God, the accent on her...
-太邪恶了 -是吧 - Very evil... - Right?
而且她还能变形 And she shifts shapes.
你告诉她其它事了吗 Did you tell her the other thing?
我绝对不会这么做的 I would never do that to you.
你叫什么 The name?
无名小卒德米尔 Nobody De Mille.
你想继续叫这个名字吗 How attached are you?
不好说 你们有什么好名字吗 Um, I don't know, what do you have in mind?
-红夫人 -认真的吗 - Madame Rouge. - Seriously?
抱歉 So sorry.
听起来很让人兴奋 It's very exciting.
无可否认 It's undeniable.
红夫人 Madame Rouge.
你觉得怎么样 Well, what do you say?
棒极了 我们一起 I say that you had me at fuck,
解决奈尔斯·考尔德吧 Niles Colder.
我觉得太疯狂了 I think this is crazy.
我没必要这么做 这就是段回忆 I don't have to do this. It's a memory.
去他的 Fuck this.
大家都在等你 Everyone is waiting for you.
-妈 -你必须完成这件事 - Mom. - You will go through with this.
我知道什么对你最好 儿子 I know what's best for you, son.
妈妈 你明白的 Mom, you do understand, right?
我不是他 I'm not him.
-他不在 -把你的罪过留在过去 - He's not here. - Let your sins live in the past.
你必须得摆脱那些事 You have to make a break from all those
摆脱你做过的不道德的事 immoral things that you've done.
表现给上帝看 你可以成为忠诚的丈夫 Show the Lord that you could be a faithful husband.
表现给祂看 你能挚爱一名女人 Show him that you could be devoted to a woman.
将上帝放在第一位 拉瑞 Put the Lord first, Larry.
这不是过去 It isn't the past.
我还是同性恋 母亲 I'm gay, mother.
-这就是我 -我一直在祈祷 拉瑞 - It's who I am. - I have prayed over this, Larry.
我祈祷 你能够改变 I have prayed for you to change.
变成雪莉尔需要的样子 And to be the man that Sheryl needs you to be.
你就不能接受真正的我吗 Can you love me for who I am?
有这么困难吗 Why is that so hard?
在我内心里 In my heart,
我知道你不想给我带来耻辱 I know that you don't want to bring shame to my life
不想给你父亲带来耻辱 and your father's life.
我们是这个社区敬畏上帝的一员 We are God fearing members of this community.
但你让自己的儿子感到窒息 But you suffocated your own son.
送给雪莉尔 For Sheryl.
这是我给你俩的礼物 My gift to you both.
你可以拥有美好的生活 儿子 You can have a good life, son.
继承我们正直的传统 Carry on our tradition of righteousnes
展开真正的救赎 and true salvation.
你永远都看不见我 I've always been invisible to you.
看看我 See me.
听我说 Listen to me.
我生来就不是这样的人 This is not who I was born to be.
你听不到我说话吗 Can't you hear me?
我四处看过了 I've looked everywhere.
她不见了 She's gone.
-不是吧 -大家放松 - Oh, no. - Relax, everyone.
-感觉好像这事真发生了 -不要 - This feels like it's really happening. - Oh, no.
小凯消失了 Kay is gone.
如果她好转了呢 What if she got better?
她不会这样做的 对吗 Oh, she wouldn't do that, would she?
她可以吗 Could she?
我们会怎么样 What's going to happen to us?
大家冷静点 Everyone, calm down.
好吧 来聊点更积极的事吧 Okay. How about something more positive?
今天上什么课 What was the lesson of the day?
戏剧 Drama?
好吧 Ah, well,
我们来聊点更振奋人心的话题吧 how about we talk about something a little more uplifting?
你看 会好的 See, it's going to be okay.
我搞定了 I fixed it.
我能搞定这一切 I can fix this.
简 你没法搞定这一切 Jane, you can't fix this.
-你们没人可以 -闭嘴 哈里 - None of you can. - Shut up, Harry.
-你懂什么 -是谁告诉你的 - What the fuck do you know? - Who told you that?
是小凯吗 Did Kay tell you that?
不是 你们所有人都自以为了解小凯 Duh, all of you think you know Kay,
但她只把真实感受告诉我一个人 but I'm the only one she tells her real feelings to.
我说了 闭嘴 I said, shut the fuck up.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
非常抱歉 I'm so sorry.
不 No.
这里 Here.
这就是我们今天需要上的 This is the lesson of the day that
一课 we needed.
我知道 我不会听凭那个毛绒玩具 I know. I'm not going to listen to a fucking stuffed animal.
告诉我小凯想要或不想要什么 Tell me what Kay wants or doesn't want.
-不 不 不要 -对 就这样 - Oh, no, no, no. - Yeah, yeah.
爸爸说得对 Dad was right.
我必须像你一样强壮 托尼将军 Have to be strong like you, General Tony.
你当时很害怕 You were scared.
没人允许你害怕 No one gave you permission to be scared.
我是时候该长大了 It's time for me to grow up.
做个勇敢 守纪的战士 Be a brave, disciplined warrior.
你还是个孩子 You're a child.
做个孩子没关系的 It's okay to be a child.
爸爸说"别再犯错了" Dad said, "No more mistakes".
我接到了命令 I have my orders.
请听我说 Please hear me.
我需要你听我说 I need you to hear me.
红夫人因为其对达达姐妹会所做的事 So Madame Rouge was canned by the Bureau of Normalcy,
被常态保护局解雇了 because of what she did to the Sisterhood of Dada.
然后她加入了邪恶兄弟会 So, then she joined the Brotherhood of Evil.
这名字听起来像本糟糕的漫画书 That sounds like a bad comic book.
她来到未来是为了毁掉奈尔斯·考尔德的遗产 She came here to the future to destroy Niles Caulder's legacy,
也就是我们 which is us.
为了保护自己 我们必须阻止她 We have to stop her in order to protect ourselves.
等等 我想她杀了你的男朋友 Wait, I thought she killed your lover boy.
-你想复仇吗 -是的 也是为了这个 - And you want revenge? - Yeah, that too.
等等 Just wait a minute.
我们不会这样做 This is not what we do.
我是潜意识 I'm a Sub.
我只制造混乱 不清理烂摊子 I don't clean up messes, I create messes.
看来今天的一课是 Looks like the lesson of the day is,
你只得靠自己 you're on your own.
坦白说 你们的自我意识都很懒 For the record, your conscious selves are lazy,
自怨自艾且残忍 self-pitying and cruel.
但至少他们有种 But at least they had spunk.
他们总会保护弱小 They always protected the little guy.
那好吧 All right then.
我们可以坐在这里 We can sit here
经受"永恒鞭挞" and go through the Eternal Flagellation.
基本上就是把你的破事 Basically put your shit on display
展示给这个房间里的所有人看 for everyone in this room.
谁先来 Who is first?
走 快走 Go! Go!
走 走 快走 Go! Go! Go!
你确定要这样吗 Are you sure about this?
你完全不明白 You have no idea.
要去旅行吗 Going on a trip?
什么 What?
是的 去未来 Yes, to the future.
显然 我要借用你的时空穿梭机 Apparently I'll be borrowing your time traveling machine
或某种传输器 or some facsimile of.
你竟敢把你的任务和我的相提并论 Don't you dare equate your mission with mine.
不不不 完全不是 Oh, no, no, no, not at all.
首先 我的任务 Well, for starters, my mission
会真正做点什么 will actually, do something.
你怎么了 What happened to you?
你过去 You used to...
有道德核心 have a moral core.
30年了 For 30 years,
我只有一个职责 I had one duty.
决定谁是武器 谁不是 Decide who was a weapon and who was not.
-我尽到了最终的责任 -害死了马尔科姆 - I did that duty to the end. - To Malcolm's end.
而他们依然要把你踢出去 And they still tossed you out on your ass?
是的 Yes.
关于此事 我要去见个人 对吗 I'm going to see a man about that, aren't I?
胡说八道 I call bullshit.
你背叛了所有曾经的朋友 You betrayed every friend you've ever had
不是因为责任 and it wasn't because of duty.
是因为太多的权力 It was because too much power,
对你来说永远不够 is never enough for you.
你热爱在那些 You loved playing God
你派去打仗的男孩女孩面前扮演上帝 with those sweet boys and girls you sent off to war.
他们年龄太小 不足以理解自己特殊性 Barely old enough to comprehend their own specialness,
更不用说你盖在他们前额的"武器"二字 let alone the word weapon you stamped to their foreheads.
你喜欢将这种权力凌驾于 And you loved lording that power over the Sisterhood
你精心培育的姐妹会之上 you so fastidiously nurtured,
直到有一天你发现 until the day you discovered
你更喜欢搞垮它 you loved bringing it all down even more.
一直以来就是这样 对吗 That's all this was ever about, wasn't it?
而你 And this
一直就是这种人 is all you ever were.
如今你失去了所有朋友 And now you've lost every friend you've ever had.
真是令人振奋 That was bracing.
如果仅限于我们女孩间 你说得也许对 And if it's just us gals, probably true.
在这间房以外 我是不会承认那些的 Not that I'd ever admit that outside these walls.
你真以为凭一顶用餐具制成 Did you really think you could change the world
叮当作响的帽子就可以改变世界吗 with a Jangly hat made out of serving utensils, hmm?
仅凭另一首骂人的诗就够了吗 Another word poem to stick it to the man?
艺术就是胡扯 Art is bullshit.
艺术是种你吸食的麻醉剂 与此同时 Art is a narcotic you suckle while,
生活 雄心 目标都从你身边溜走 life, ambition, purpose pass you by.
我30年前降落到一个地方 I landed in a field 30 years ago,
不记得我的身份或信仰 with no memory of who I was or what I believed.
艺术挽救了我的生活 Art saved my life.
而你毁了它 You destroyed it.
希望你在地狱中被烈火焚烧 And I hope you burn in hell.
真希望我就在这里 I hope I'm right here.
还是你像你那些没骨气的朋友一样 Or are you like your spineless friends?
或是你忘记了 Or is the memory that you forgot,
你是恶魔 that you're evil?
就和我一样 Just like me.
来啊 再杀我一次 Go ahead. Kill me again.
出于某种原因 感觉现在很适合道别 For some reason, it felt appropriate to say goodbye.
毕竟 After all,
你是我认识的最好的朋友 you were one of the best friends I've ever known.
大家加油 Chins up, everyone,
你们在做正确的事 you're doing the right thing here.
别担心我们 Don't worry about us.
我们都准备好了 We're all squared away.
该扮演超级英雄时告诉我们就行 Just tell us when it's time to do some superhero shit
因为我们已经准备好了 好吗 because we're ready, right?
我不是超级英雄 I'm not a superhero.
维克是超级英雄 Vic is a superhero.
蟾蜍罩住蜜蜂 撒切尔夫人蓝屁股 Toad bonnet bee. Thatcher's blue bum.
那是什么 What the hell was that?
千万别... 你们不能回去 Don't even... You can't turn back.
你们在执行任务 You're on a mission.
实际上 是你在执行任务 好吗 Actually, you are on a mission, right?
-我们只是来看看 -我警告你们 - We're just visiting. - I'm warning you,
回去后只有 there's nothing back there
更多事实和自我厌恶 but more truth and self-loathing.
还有啤酒 And beer.
不 克里夫 No, Cliffie.
很难相信他是怎么上来的 It's hard to believe how he got here.
从煤渣赛道飞跃到印地500赛道 Climb from dirt track to the Indy 500.
是的 你也每周四晚都去睡我老婆 Yeah. You also climbed my wife every Thursday night,
你个混蛋 you fuck.
许多年了 A lot of years.
也流过很多血 A lot of blood spilled, too.
该死的 我们也有过分歧 对吗 Hell. We've had our share of disagreements, am I right?
比如 你会从前面还是后面上凯特 Like, would you take Kate from the front or the back?
这是底线 Bottom line.
你是我最好的朋友 You the best goddamn friend I ever had.
这就是为什么我和孩子们 That's why me and the boys,
给你准备了件特别礼物 we got something special for you.
待在那里 别走 Stay there. Don't move.
厄尔 杰思罗 快来 我们走 Earl, Jethro, come on, let's go.
别担心 我哪里都不去 Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere,
你老婆搞砸了 you wife fucking fuck up.
好吧 想想克里夫 Okay. Think Cliffie,
这些古怪的艺术家搞了这种"永恒鞭挞" those artists freaks did this Flagellation thing...
然后他们送我来我的潜意识享受吗 Then they send me to my subconscious for something good?
我不这么认为 I don't think so.
没错 Yeah.
送给国王 To the King.
我又错了 Then again, I have been wrong.
我错了 I've been wrong.
上啊 伙计 你是男人 Get some, dude, you're the man.
-我是男人吗 -你是男人 - I'm the man? - You're the man.
你知道我是谁 You know what I am.
我是男人 谁是国王 I'm the fucking man. Who's the king?
谁是国王 Who's the king?
我就是国王 I am the fucking King!
我们在这里很安全 We'll be safe here.
这里既舒适 又安全 It's comfortable. Secure.
我已经用法兰绒床单加固了棉布床单 I've reinforced the cotton sheets with the flannel sheets.
就这些吗 That's it?
你只为自己准备了足够的东西 You've only secured enough for yourself.
家庭装 Family sized.
能给我一瓶啤酒吗 Can I get a beer?
你是成年人 但你也是住在 You're an adult, but you're a kid
成年人身体里的孩子 who lives inside an adult.
好吧 为什么不呢 去它的 给你 So sure, why not, fuck it. Here.
-真恶心 -那我要了 - Gross. - More for me.
你在找什么吗 You're on the lookout for something?
我们不都是吗 Aren't we all?
你甚至保护你的潜意识 You even guard your subconscious.
真是叹为观止 That's impressive.
他们是对的吗 Are they right?
-谁 -达达姐妹会 - Who? - The Sisterhood of Dada.
对我来说知道为何 I mean, is it important for me to know
有托尼将军和维克的潜意识 很重要吗 why there's a General Tony and Vic's subconscious?
也许是吧 Maybe it is.
也许知道会让我们前进 Maybe knowing will move us forward.
好吧 Okay.
为什么拉瑞的潜意识会盯着窗外看 Why does Larry Sub stare out the window?
这不关你的事 None of your goddamn business.
我们进堡垒 等待事情结束吧 Let's go into the Fort and uh, we'll wait this thing out, huh?
我们有零食 We've got snacks.
你为什么不早说 Oh, why didn't you say so?
带路吧 先生 Lead the way, sir.
常态保护局 1949年
还骂我 Fuck me.
去你的吧 Fuck you.
那一天 丽塔知道她的心中满是复仇 On that day, Rita knew she had vengeance in her heart...
没错 是的 Godamn right, I do.
太可惜了 因为过去30年 Which was a shame because the last 30 years
给她注入了一种新发现的自信和快乐 had infused in her a new found confidence and joy
这在她之前的岁月 她的"另一种"生活中 that had been so sorely lacking in all her years before,
极为匮乏 in her "other" life.
走这一遭也是不容易 希普利 Tough shit on a popsicle stick, Shipley.
但当她乘火箭穿越时空连续体时 But, as she rockets through the space time continuum,
不可避免的物理力量 the inevitable forces of physics
纯粹的故事惯性 and sheer story inertia
让另一段人生的记忆如潮水般涌现回来 bring the memories of that "other" life flooding back.
随之而来的她是早已抛在身后 And with them comes the shame and insecurity
却又要再次经历的 she'd left long behind
羞耻和不安全感 to a life once lived and to be lived again.
随着这些新的旧回忆的归来 With these new old memories returning,
丽塔不得不想这些旧的新记忆会变成什么样 Rita had to wonder what would become of the old new memories.
如果这样能解释得通的话 If that makes any sense at all.
而她绝对不能失去的记忆 And what of the one memory she absolutely,
是哪一段呢 positively could not bear to lose?
她确信这段记忆深深地植入在她的心中 She was convinced, this memory was so embedded in her heart
是绝对无法探取出来的 there was no way it could ever be extracted.
但是她真的能确定吗 But could she ever truly be sure?
她真的能保证 Could she ever truly guarantee
她和她心爱的羁绊永远不会被破坏呢 she and her beloved's bond would never be broken?
结果 Turns out,
当你拥有了因素不确定的时光机 when you have a time machine of indeterminate function,
答案是肯定的 the answer is, in fact, yes.
丽塔会报仇的 Rita would have her vengeance.
她会追击红夫人直至时间尽头的 She would pursue Madame Rouge to the ends of time.
但是首先 她会左转去波克诺山 But first, she would make a hard left to the Poconos
确保她爱人的轨迹不会遭到破坏 to ensure her lover's loop will never be broken.
丽塔会得到一切的 Rita would have it all!
我们就坐在这 So... do we just sit here
等着永恒鞭挞结束吗 and wait for the Eternal Flagellation to end?
我听说拉瑞 I heard Larry...
他想聊聊这件事 he wants to talk it out.
我只是觉得这样可以打发时间 I just thought it might help pass the time.
说出来 就这样... 袒露心声吗 Talk? Are we like... Spill our shit talk?
不 谢了 No, thank you.
每天我们都在重温痛苦 We relive our pain every day.
我们为什么要说出来 Why do we have to air it out?
也许因为我们有责任 Maybe because we have a duty?
对自我意识的责任 A duty to our conscious self
这样他们才能过上更好的生活 so that they can live a better life?
因为我们 他们困在这里 They're stuck because of us.
人生就是责任 Life is about duty.
重要的是你服务的人和事 And it's about what and who you serve.
我知道你明白这一点 And I know you understand that.
你是位父亲 我知道你明白 You're a father, I know you do.
你对你女儿有责任 不是吗 You have a duty to your daughter, don't you?
够了 Okay, that's enough.
别把克拉拉扯进来 Don't bring Clara into this.
为什么 Why not?
我们的自我意识永远不会谈论这些 Our conscious selves never talk about this stuff.
责任 女儿和父亲 Duty and daughters and Fathers...
我们不聊父亲行吗 Can we not talk about Fathers?
那我们就完全不说话吗 So we just don't talk at all?
没错 Exactly!
别说话 闭嘴... No talking! Just...
终于来了 我值得拥有一些好东西 Finally! I deserve something good!
所以上帝赐予我这段记忆 That's why God gave me this memory
还有三个月冷冰冰的药物 and a three-month supply of Parky meds.
我知道这是你的庆典 I know it's your celebration
所以我猜你是这里的老大 so I'm guessin' you're the head guy here.
把所有的甜蜜都给我 小甜心 Give me all that sugar, Sugar.
有件事我要告诉你 There's somethin' I gotta tell you...
天呐 God.
来我耳边说说甜美 调皮的话 亲爱的 Whisper those sweet, naughty nothings, Darlin'.
外面那辆科迈罗车吗 That Camaro outside?
车后座有个小女孩 There's a little girl alone in the backseat.
不是吧 Fuck no.
不不 那已经不是我的问题了 再见 No, no. Not my problem anymore. Goodbye!
谢谢 回忆过去感觉很好 Thank you! It's been good takin' a trip down memory lane
但是我不想掺和这件破事 but I want no part of this bullshit!
是那个戴防毒面具的怪女人搞出来的 That shit is from the weird lady in the gas mask.
妈的 拜 混蛋 Fuck it. Bye, assholes!
拉瑞 Larry?
拉瑞 拉瑞 Larry? Larry?
克里夫 Cliff?
-你没事吧 -你觉得呢 - You okay? - What does it look like?
-我在地狱里 -还用你说 - I'm in hell. - Tell me about it,
是达达搞的那些破事对吧 it's those fucking Dada fucks, right?
我们的潜意识废物在上面也许会说 And our Sub fucks are up top probably saying,
天知道我们他妈的跟谁有什么关系 "God knows what to whoever the fuck about us!"
去他妈的变态周五狗屁 Fuck this Freaky Friday shit!
这都不算是变态周五 Yeah. That's not even close to Freaky Friday.
你要不要离开这里 You want to get out of here or not?
好 怎么离开 Yes. How?
看着那个螺旋状的东西 跟我走 Look at that spiral thingy. Follow me.
我不知道你们其余人 I don't know about the rest of you
但我对任何人都没有责任 but I don't have a duty to anyone.
没人对我尽过责任 No one's ever honored their duty to me.
所以你是说责任已经不存在了 So you're saying that duty isn't a thing anymore?
没有责任就没有我 Duty is all that I am.
我是说 去他的父道 I'm saying, fuck fatherhood!
你才七岁吧 Whoa! You're like, what? Seven?
不是吧 你给了她啤酒 她就变成这样了 Really? This is after you gave her the beer?
尽管如此 也许小凯说到点子上了 Though... Maybe Kay is onto something.
我看到小维克更尊重他父亲 而不是他自己 I watched Little Vic honor his father more than himself
结果我来了 我有问题要问 and now that I'm up here, yeah, I got questions.
你没有 No, you don't.
因为A 第一 我们要避免我们的那些事 'Cause A, Number one, we're going to avoid our shit,
和平时一样 just like we always do.
B 第二 B, Number two,
别再把你捅出的娄子怪在你父母身上 stop blaming your parents for your own fuck ups.
捅娄子的父母竟然说出这话 Says the parent who fucked up.
什么 What?
抱歉 Sorry,
在铁轨上和地勤队长乱搞的父亲 was I the parent who was fucking the crew chief
是我吗 down by the train tracks?
所以和保姆乱搞更好吗 So it was better to be fucking the Nanny?
我猜现在你的自我意识在下面 I bet your conscious self is down there now
正在想方设法在兵乓球桌上和她乱搞吧 finding a way to screw her on a ping pong table.
你竟敢假装明白 Hey! Don't you dare pretend to understand
你知道我心里在想什么 that you know what's going on inside me.
你们俩别这么幼稚吗 Can you two grow the fuck up?
知道吗 我以为你一无是处 You know what, I thought you is useless.
你身体里这么多人格 You, of all the people swimming around inside you,
我们却找到一个毫无用处的人格 we get the one who can't do anything helpful,
比如其中一个能带我这个胖子逃离这里 like, flit my fat fucking ass out of here.
我不需要她们 I don't need them.
告诉你个消息 你需要 News flash. You do.
我们都需要 We all do.
我们要快点离开这个该死的枕头堡垒 We need to get the fuck out of this pillow fort fuckery!
所以你想这样永远搞派对吗 So, that's it, you're just gonna party forever?
不 因为我没有永远可言 No, because there is no forever for me,
我要死了 I'm dying.
怎么 What?
在我人生的最初阶段 我就是个乡巴佬 The first part of my life, I was a fuckin' red neck.
穷的要命 连个拉屎的地方都没有 Dirt poor, didn't have a pot to shit in.
但之后我突然遇到了赛车 But then I found race cars,
那是我脱离地狱的车票 and that was my ticket out of hell.
你从一无所有变得小有所得的时候 When you come from nothin' you don't know what to do
并不知道该如何处理获得的东西 with the somethin' that you get.
人们对我的态度也跟之前不同 People started treatin' me differently.
他们对待我的态度 仿佛我是特别的 They started treatin' me like I'm, I was special.
一旦你尝到了这种滋味 And once you get a taste of special...
就无法回头了 hmm, there's no turning back.
但我却从未觉得这是理所应得的 But I never really felt like I deserved it,
所以用毒品和女人来填补空虚 so I plugged up the holes with drugs and women.
我是赛道之王 I was king of the race track
但内心深处还是个空虚的垃圾 但我曾是王者 but inside I was an empty fuck. But, but, I was a king.
然后这个国王害他的妻子斩首了 And this king decapitated his wife.
我才是真正的笑柄 Well, joke's on me.
因为...我现在得了帕金森 Because... Parkinson's has me now. Um...
情况在不断恶化 I'm deteriorating.
但是我要念咒语 我要做 But Abracadabra, I'm going to do
普通人稀松平常可以做的事 the most ordinary thing that you can do.
我要慢慢地 I'm gonna die...
死去 slowly...
就在你们的面前 before your very eyes.
去他妈的吧 So, fuck it.
你们不是想要鞭挞吗 You wanna flagellate?
那就鞭挞吧 Let's flagellate.
维克 Vic!
他在哪里 Where is he?
什么情况 这里 What the hell? Over here.
什么鬼 你变成玩具了吗 What the fuck! You're a toy?
我们会救你出去的 We gotta get you out of here.
等等 等等 Wait! Wait!
把这个给他 Give him this.
他甚至不知道你在这里 He doesn't even know you're here.
快点 Just do it.
我们刚才做了什么 What did we just do?
我们变成了什么样 What are we becoming?
也许小凯真的不需要我们呢 Well, what if it's true and Kay doesn't need us?
她当然需要 她创造了我们 Of course she needs us, she created us.
事情会变的 Things change.
你之前觉得她骑自行车的时候 What did you think was going to happen
会发生什么样的事情 when she went on that bike ride?
我不知道 哈里森医生 I don't know, Dr. Harrison,
你觉得偷了自行车会发生什么样的事呢 what did you think was going to happen when you stole the bike?
这他妈什么鬼 What the fuck?
你们这些傻逼哪个是简 Which one of you felt fucks is Jane?
你这个金属疯子 You metal bitch,
不如我把地下大道的标志牌塞进你的菊花吧 how about I shove that Underground Avenue sign up your ass?
她是简 That's Jane.
我们在哪里 Where are we?
在小凯的幻想工作室里 她已经是成年人了 In Kay's fucking fantasy workshop where she's an Adult
而我们是混蛋木偶 and we're asshole Puppets.
带我离开这个达达姐妹会的地狱 Get me outta this Dada hellscape.
好吧 来这里 Okay. Come here.
你怎么像个孩子似的 You're like a baby!
宝宝 Hey, baby!
傻逼 滚开吧 Fuck you, bucket head.
够了 Oh, that's it!
简又一次留了烂摊子给我们收拾 自己跑了 Jane goes off to leave us with a mess. Again.
不行 不能再这样 No, not again.
绝对不行 Never again.
♪我是个开着黑色轿车的友善陌生人♪ ♪ Hey, well, I'm a friendly stranger in a black sedan ♪
♪为什么不跳进我的车呢♪ ♪ Won't you hop inside my car? ♪
-什么鬼 -停下 - What the fuck! - Stop.
反射 前进 Reflect. Move forward?
又是达达那套垃圾 This is more Dada shit!
这个垃圾艺术学校项目去死吧 Fuck this fuckin' Art school project.
如果命令是前进 If the message is to move forward
走出这彩虹呕吐物 那我愿意前进 out of this rainbow vomit, I'm in!
该死 Oh, shit.
♪必须拥有你 孩子♪ ♪ Got to have you child ♪
♪伟大的主在天堂 你知道我爱你♪ ♪ Great God in Heaven you know I love you ♪
♪你知道我爱你♪ ♪ Whoa, you know I do ♪
谁想要一块脱衣舞女蛋糕 Um... who wants a piece of stripper cake?
你见到妈妈了吗 Did you see Mom?
是的 I did.
我擅自改了台词 And I changed the script.
说了一些本该说却一直没说出口的话 Said the things I should have said.
你在责怪我吗 Are you blaming me?
你是说我应该说些别的话吗 Are you saying I should have said something else?
不 你应该做些别的事 No. You should have done something else.
你以为我不知道吗 You think I don't know that?
你觉得成为某人一生中最可怕的记忆 How do you think it feels to be the
是什么感觉吗 worst memory of someone's life?
你不是最可怕的 好吗 You're not the worst, okay?
比你糟糕的多得是 There are others far worse than you.
那我为什么在这里 Then why am I here?
你是我决定对自己撒谎的那天的我 You're the day I committed to lying to myself.
-怎么 -我有消息要告诉你 - What? - I got news for you,
我是从你逃避爱的那天来的 I'm from the day that you hid from love.
所以你才偷偷喜欢那些绷带 That's why you secretly like those bandages.
让你有了拒绝别人接近的理由 They give you an excuse to keep people away.
你害怕自己不知道如何去爱 You're afraid you don't know how to love.
你觉得自己不值得被爱和爱人 You think you're not worthy of it.
或许你真的是我人生最糟糕的记忆 Maybe you are the worst memory of my life.
我结婚那天 妈妈邀请我观摩她的创伤 You know, on my wedding day, Mom invited me into her trauma
然后我把人们卷入了我的创伤中 and then I sucked the people into my trauma.
你得学会让爱进来 伙计 You've got to learn how to let love in, guy.
一步一步来吧 One step at a time.
-我对自己也有责任 -没错 - I have a duty to myself. - Yeah.
确实 You do.
我活在那段记忆里 每时每刻 每一天 I live that memory, every moment of it, every day.
让我所经历的一切都值得 Make it worth what I'm going through.
你可以吗 Can you do that?
我可以试试 I can try.
很好 很感人 Okay, that was beautiful.
表演结束了 伙伴们 Show's over, folks!
是吗 Is it?
-拜托吧 -我知道 我知道 - Oh, come fucking on. - I know, I know.
你还真想把我们的破事也说一遍 You seriously want to spill our shit?
不 我不想 No, I don't.
但然后我看到拉瑞和自己手牵手 But then I saw Larry holding hand with himself,
这种感觉真的很棒 and it was really fucking nice!
管他的 So, fuck it.
你想知道我每天 Do you wanna know what I live through
过的是什么日子吗 every fucking day?
每天从白到黑 Every day from dusk until dawn,
我都经历把女儿抛在车里 就为了自己吸几口 I leave my daughter in the car
让脱衣舞女郎跳大腿舞 这种良心谴责中 so that I could go do some blow and cozy up to a stripper.
我每天都经历这样的事 That's what I do, every fucking day.
我说 去他妈的 I say, "Fuck you"
父亲又如何 并不能让我觉得自己特别 to fatherhood because fatherhood doesn't make me feel special.
作为一个爸爸 As a dad,
我只是个背景色 I'm just part of the wallpaper.
吸粉 上脱衣舞女郎 Doin' blow. Fucking strippers.
这让我觉得自己像国王 That shit makes me feel like a king.
每天 派对结束后 Every day, when party's over,
我回到车里 I come back to the car,
看着女儿的眼睛 我却丝毫 I look my daughter in the eyes and I feel...
没有感觉 Nothing.
不愧疚 不后悔 不羞耻 No guilt. Remorse. Shame.
我可是不背石头的人 I got my rocks off
这样我就又能混过去一周 and that has earned me another week
这样就不用给女儿换脏尿布 of stomaching changing dirty diapers
直到下次比赛来临 until the next race,
睡保姆 睡脱衣舞女郎 Nanny, stripper.
这样我就又能觉得自己他妈是国王了 When I can go back to feeling like a fucking king again.
你把女儿放在车里 自己去参加派对 You left your daughter in the car to go party?
听着 我没准备好当爸爸 Look, I didn't sign up for this shit!
那孩子打断了我的人生轨迹 That kid interrupted my life.
我为什么要因为屌插过洞就不享受人生了 Why did I have to stop living because I stuck my dick in a hole?
我也想感受到特别 I want to feel special, too!
你知道 从某时开始 派对该结束了 You know, at some point, the party's gotta stop.
我一直在循环 但我没有瞎 I may be stuck on a loop, but I'm not fucking blind.
你一直没长进 You're on the same track.
你一直在磕治疗帕金森的药 You're tripping balls on Parkinson's meds,
仿佛1984年又重演 it's like it's 1984 all over again.
你在易贝上卖他们的东西 You're selling their shit on Ebay.
我他妈太累了 I'm fucking exhausted.
你跟克拉拉和罗里本来有第二次机会 But you have a second chance with Clara and Rory,
但你却又重复了之前的那一套 but instead you're doing the same shit all over again,
这让我们都生不如死 that's killing both of us.
真的值得吗 Is it worth it?
回答我 值得吗 Answer me, is it worth it?
-你去死吧 -你也去死吧 - Fuck you! - Fuck you, too!
-去死吧 -去死吧 - Fuck you! - Fuck you!
你们都去死吧 And fuck all of ya'll!
伙计 Dude.
这太疯狂了 This shit is crazy.
我没事 I'm fine.
我不需要流行心理学 I don't need no pop psychology.
那我们就站在这里保护大家吧 Okay then, we'll just stand here and protect everyone.
我有个问题 先生 I have one question, sir?
谁来保护我们 Who protects us?
我不需要保护 I don't need protection.
这毫无疑问 No question about that,
你一直是个优秀的军人 you've always been a good soldier.
勇敢 守纪律 战士 Brave, disciplined. Warrior.
你看过我来的记忆了 You saw the memory I came from.
是的 我还是个孩子 Yeah, I was a child.
-你觉得有人看到吗 -我是孩子的样子吗 - You think anyone saw that? - That I was a child?
没有 我觉得没人看到 No, I don't think anyone saw that
-或者在乎 -我在乎 - or cared. - Well, I did.
那天 我眼睁睁看着你 And on that day, I saw you go straight
从10岁的孩子变成了士兵 from being a 10-year old child to a soldier.
想讨好每个人 Trying to please everyone,
说正确的话 绝不犯错 always saying the right things, never making a mistake.
你变得完美起来 You became perfect.
但你失去了很重要的东西 But you lost something very important.
我的童年 My childhood.
没错 先生 That's correct, sir.
我永远也找不回童年了 I'd never get that back.
没错 但你现在可以做出自己的选择 Yeah, but you can make your own choices now.
或许你能不去做什么让自己成为优秀军人的事 And maybe instead of doing things that made you a good soldier,
可以做些错事 you could do some wrong things.
做些任性的选择 You can make some strong choices,
就算是错的也没关系 even if they're wrong.
你觉得在永恒鞭挞之前 What do you think I was trying to do
我是在干什么 before this Eternal Flagellation?
我知道 I know.
我不是来批判谁的 I'm not here to criticize.
我是想说 继续向前的 好吗 I am here to say, keep going. Hmm?
快乐吧 Have some fun.
找到自己的幸福 Find your happiness.
去玩吧 Play.
然后就能夺回被夺走的东西 And then you take back what was taken from you.
这太疯狂了 This is crazy.
我为什么要听自己不喜欢的人说的话 Why am I even listening to somebody I didn't even want?
我不想要成为士兵 I didn't want a soldier!
我当时是个孩子 I was a fucking kid.
哈里说你不想要我们了 Harry said you didn't want us anymore.
我们之前说的教训是什么 What did we say the lesson of the day was?
真的吗 Seriously?
-你现在想来个今日教训总结 -没错 - You want to do a lesson of the day now? - Yes.
因为是你 Because it's you.
你给我带来了更多创伤 You just cause me more trauma.
你做的每件事都让我更痛苦 Everything you do just brings me more pain.
现在我该长大做自己了 And it's time for me to grow up and be on my own.
你没了我怎么能活得下去 No, you can't survive without me.
我愿意试试 I'd like to try.
不行 不行 No. No.
不行 不行 不行 不行 不行 不行 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
不行 不行 不行 不行 不行 不行 no, no, no, no, no. No!
我希望你去死 I wish you would die.
结束了吗 Is it over?
我觉得是的 雾散了 I think so. The fog's lifting.
好吧 Okay!
我想我们都能同意 I think we can all agree,
在永恒鞭挞里发生的事 that what happens in the Eternal Flagellation,
就不要再拿出来说了 stays in the Eternal Flagella...
你想聊聊育儿经还是 You want to talk about parenting
想聊一聊... or you want to talk about...
-天哪 妈的 -我不知道 - Oh, God. Oh fuck, oh, fuck! - I don't know
你到底犯什么病了 爸爸 但是 what's going on with you, Dad, but...
这样不行了 this isn't working anymore.
我知道 I know.
喂 Hello?
我知道你说过什么 我记得 I know things were said and I hear you.
我们可以想个办法 We're gonna work it out,
我们全部 all of us.
他们都不见了 They're all gone.
谢天谢地 Ah! Thank God.
找到你了 I got you.
好吧 Here you go.
维克 Vic,
你醒着吗 you awake?
醒着 I'm awake.
我醒着 I'm awake.