末日巡逻队 第三季 第九集
办法是... Okay, so the idea...
-我们都要被同化 -对 - is that we're going to be synchronized. - Yes.
这就要了不起得多了 Right, because it's going to be much more impressive.
对 这叫做"美人猫" Yes, it's called "Woman Petting Cat."
你能变成猫 You can change into a cat?
我当然可以变成猫 Well, yes, of course I can turn into a cat.
我想变什么都行 I can turn into anything I like.
话虽如此 但我是不会变成猫的 That said, I will not be turning into a cat.
我会变成鸟 I will be turning into a bird.
鸟 A bird!
-为什么 -因为我对猫过敏 - Why? - Because I'm allergic to cats.
因为谢莉对猫过敏 'Cause Shelly's allergic to cats.
我不能接近猫 I can't be near them.
但我们两人都改变不了题目 And neither of us could be fucked changing the title.
不 你就是我的猫鹊 Yes. No, you are my catbird.
这真是我听过最神奇的东西了 Wow, this is the most amazing thing I have ever heard.
猫鹊 Mmm-hmm, catbird.
我们的计划一定会大获成功 This is going to be a smash success.
等人们看见 When people see
你们能从鸟变成女人 that you can change from a bird into a woman,
他们一定会为你们神魂颠倒 they will be absolutely captivated.
我们的目的可不是这个 弯弯 Yeah, well, that's not what it's about, Bendy.
不对 No, no.
能力归能力 My power is my power.
艺术归艺术 My art is my art.
但我们的计划跟变形术无关 The project isn't about a woman transforming.
而是关于女人解放天性 就跟我们两人一样 It's about a woman becoming herself, like both of us.
没错 舞蹈会展现我们的内心 Yes, the dance will showcase our inner selves,
远不是其他超能力可以做到的 far more than any meta-human abilities ever could.
所以我们才创造艺术 弯弯 That is why we make art, Bendy.
这世界很复杂 The world is complicated,
虽然人们努力让世界变得简单 even when they try to make it simple.
武器 不是武器 武器 不是武器 Weapon, not a weapon, weapon, not a weapon.
明白我的意思吗 See what I mean?
当然明白 Absolutely, I do.
艺术是唯一的途径 Art is the only path.
度过这混乱人生的唯一途径 The only path through this messy life
就是坦率的袒露心声 is paved with moments of pure expression.
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你要跳什么舞 What will your dance be?
-我的舞蹈 -对 - My dance? - Yes.
翻 译 米糊*2
快来 Come on.
来吧 Oh, here we are.
翻 译 碎的绝对*2
翻 译 屯栗子*2
感受自我 开始吧 Feel yourself. Here we go.
非常好 Very good.
校 对 屯栗子
♪爱我吧♪ ♪ Love me ♪
♪别看我♪ ♪ Don't look at me ♪
时间轴 Caroline Jessie
♪爱我吧♪ ♪ Love me ♪
♪别看我♪ ♪ Don't look at me ♪
♪爱我吧♪ ♪ Love me ♪
♪别看我♪ ♪ Don't look at me ♪
后 期 咖啡·Lee
♪求你♪ ♪ Please ♪
♪爱我吧♪ ♪ Love me ♪
♪别看我♪ ♪ Don't look at me ♪
♪爱她吧♪ ♪ Love her ♪
总 监 屯栗子
♪别看她♪ ♪ Don't look at her ♪
♪爱她吧♪ ♪ Love her ♪
♪别看她♪ ♪ Don't look at her ♪
♪爱她吧♪ ♪ Love her ♪
♪别看她♪ ♪ Don't look at her ♪
-♪求你♪ -♪爱她吧♪ - ♪ Please ♪ - ♪ Love her ♪
♪别看她♪ ♪ Don't look at her ♪
♪爱她吧♪ ♪ Love her ♪
♪别看她♪ ♪ Don't look at her ♪
♪爱她吧♪ ♪ Love her ♪
♪别看她♪ ♪ Don't look at her ♪
♪爱她吧♪ ♪ Love her ♪
-太好了 -太棒了 - Yes, yes. - Yes!
这就是坦率心声的时刻 That was a moment of pure expression.
所有的一切... 都是谎言 It was a lie... all of it.
你也许能和姐妹会一起编造谎言 You may have been able to spin things with the Sisterhood,
但你骗不了我 but you can't fool me.
1949年 我就在当场 I was there in 1949.
你根本不是想通过艺术改变世界 You never wanted to change the world through art.
你根本不在乎袒露心声 You never even cared about expression.
你只在乎你的势力 All you cared about was influence.
只在乎提高权势 获得权力 Increasing your influence and gaining power.
那不是谎言 Those weren't lies.
是事实 只不过随着时光流逝发生了改变 They were just truths that changed over time.
闭嘴 Shut up!
我听你假仁假义 做作的废话 I have listened to your holier-than-thou theater critic
听了三十年 bullshit for 30 years.
我听够了 I'm sick of it.
好啊 随你便 Fine. Have it your way.
我不需要茶和同情 I don't need tea and sympathy.
结束了 It's over.
让我走吧 Just let me go.
我会坐时光机消失 I'll just hop in the time machine and disappear.
没有时光机了 The time machine is gone.
我藏起来了 I hid it away.
藏在你永远找不到的地方 Somewhere you'll never find.
我不会让你再毁掉一件事 I won't let you ruin anything else.
我要结束这一切 I'm ending this.
你去不了别的地方了 There's nowhere left for you to go.
我们... Well, we...
心知肚明这不可能 both know that's not true.
你对达达姐妹会耍的小花招 Yeah, that little stunt you pulled with the Sisterhood of Dada
让我的记忆都回来了 brought my memories flooding back.
我终于知道了自己的归属 Finally, I know where I belong.
邪恶兄弟会热烈欢迎我的回归 The Brotherhood of Evil will welcome me back with open arms.
邪恶兄弟会 The Brotherhood of Evil?
对 邪恶兄弟会 Yeah. Brotherhood of Evil, yup.
好啊 Okay.
奈尔斯打败了他们 Niles defeated them.
就在你去执行被误导的任务不久后 Not long after you left on your misguided mission.
结束了 红夫人 So, it's over, Madame Rouge.
没有邪恶兄弟会了 The Brotherhood of Evil is gone.
我会将他们带回来 Now I'll just bring it back.
你想要的... What you want...
我给不了你 I can't give you.
我想要的... What I want...
是被夺走的 was taken from me.
是被你夺走的 Taken from me by you.
你偷走了我的人生 You stole my life.
不毁了你的人生 我誓不罢休 And I will not stop until I have ended yours.
继续说吧 弯弯 Well, you keep saying that, Bendy.
但如果你还想战斗 But if you're still looking for a fight,
为什么不试试呢 why don't you take a shot?
别告诉我这是真的 Tell me it's not true.
克里夫 你敢信吗 这玩意有酒窝 Cliff, you are not going to believe the dimples on this thing.
-你回去把它捡回来了 -没错 - You went back and got him? - Yeah, I did.
拉拉熊 Lare-Bear!
我为你感到骄傲 I am so proud of you.
我之前还没确定是否要再次当父亲 And I wasn't sure if I was ready to be a father again.
如果要抚养一只太空寄生虫 But when you're raising a space parasite,
真的有人能做好准备吗 are you ever really ready?
最近发生的一切都太疯狂了 Everything's been so crazy lately.
永恒鞭挞 丽塔的时光机... The flagellation, Rita's time machine...
我们都没机会庆祝一下好事情 We haven't had a chance to celebrate the good shit.
能给我抱抱吗 拜托了 Can I hold it? Please.
躲猫猫 Keeg-a-boo.
等等 是躲猫猫还是躲毛毛 Wait, is it peek-a-boo or keeg-a-boo?
我觉得是"猫猫" Yeah, I think it's "Peek."
躲毛毛 Keeg-a-boo!
你们应该把它放下来 让它睡一会 You know, I should probably put him down for a nap.
它可能累了 He might be getting tired.
-躲毛毛 -以后一起玩的时间还长着呢 - Keeg-a-boo! - There will be plenty of time to play later.
躲毛毛 Keeg-a-boo!
-可以的话 -你不会真的以为 - Hey, if I could-- - You don't really think
我们会把它还给你吧 that we're going to give it back to you, do you?
就是 Yeah.
别生气 好爸爸 No hard feelings, Mummy-daddy.
只是... It's just...
你没有付出父爱的能力 you're not really capable of fatherly love.
想想你儿子发生了什么 Think about what happened to your son.
他自杀了 He killed himself.
不 不是那个儿子 另一个 No, not that son, the other son.
他觉得他们之间最好的关系 The one who decided that the best relationship
就是没有关系 they could manage was no relationship at all.
什么 不 我没 What? No, I don't--
那不是 That's not--
我能比你们两人当个更好的父亲 I can be a better father than either of you.
我准备好了 I am ready for this.
"我准备好了" "I am ready for this!"
我能做得更好 I can be better.
我必须能 I have to be.
我必须做得更好 I have to be better.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
怎么... What the...
是你做的吗 Did you do this?
等等 Wait.
那个梦 你感觉到了 对吗 The dream. You felt it, didn't you?
你能感知到我的情绪 You can sense my emotions.
我的老朋友也可以 My old friend could too.
但感觉不太一样 This feels different somehow.
痛苦 Painful.
我很害怕 I'm scared.
我也能感知到你的情绪 I can sense your emotions too.
我的麻烦和在我身边像是折磨 Being around me and my problems can feel like torture.
这一次 我必须做得更好 This time, I have to be better.
手术是无痛的 Procedure was painless.
总的来说 他们重写了你设计的纳米科技 Basically, they rewrote the nanotech that you designed.
本质上... Underneath...
我还是个机械 I'm still mechanical.
只有我的皮肤发生了改变 Changes are only skin deep.
只会让你失去超能力 Only cost you your powers.
抱歉 我不是故意... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that to sound...
我最近有很多时间自省 I've had a lot of time to reflect lately.
整个世界都是如此 The whole world has.
都是因为... Thanks to...
我们大家经历的那件事... whatever the hell we all just went through...
不用解释 Don't explain it.
我不需要知道 I really don't need to know.
只是很欣慰事情结束了 Just glad it's over.
这段时间以来 It's not very often that, uh,
我不怎么需要来医院看我儿子 I get to visit my son in a hospital these days.
头一回是什么时候 First time?
那是我人生中最棒的一天 Greatest day of my life.
说真的 No lie.
你当时刚出生 And you were a newborn.
我当时发誓要保护你 And I promised to keep you
不会让你收到伤害 from ending up back in that hospital.
但是... But...
不如意事十之八九 real life doesn't work like that.
-是啊 -第二次 - Yeah. - Second time.
你得了阑尾炎 You had appendicitis.
你很坚强 Boy, you're tough.
没让你妈妈看见你哭 Didn't let your mom see you cry.
第三次 Third time.
第三次是在你参加了大学橄榄球比赛后 Third time was right after your first varsity football game.
你扭伤了脚踝 You'd sprained your ankle.
但你咬牙坚持 But you gritted it out.
你扔出了关键一球 反超比分获胜 You threw the go-ahead score to win it all.
我本应该为你感到高兴 I should have been happy for you,
但我很生气 but I was angry.
生气是因为 如果伤势恶化 Angry because if the injury were any worse,
那可能就是你最后一场比赛 that might have been your last game.
而我不在场 And I wasn't there for it.
我以为你要工作到很晚 所以... I figured you had to work late, so...
当时尖端科研实验室有个新保安 There was a new security guard at S.T.A.R. Labs.
当时天黑了 It was dark out.
我冲出去想赶去你的比赛 I was rushing to make it to your game.
但我找不到该死的钥匙了 But, man, I couldn't find my damn keys.
那个人... That man...
他想当然 he made assumptions.
他跟踪我 He stalked me.
扣留我 Detained me.
他拖住了我 He held me down.
我现在还能想起他的声音 I can still hear him.
他很胖 气喘吁吁的... He was overweight, wheezing...
我本来可以打倒他 I could've taken him.
但然后呢 But what then?
他会想杀了我吗 Would he have tried to kill me?
他会起诉我吗 Would he have pressed charges?
当时还有一栋建筑 There are wings of that building
将会以我的名字命名 that will be named after me.
只要我出手 那一瞬间 And in less than a millisecond,
我所争取到的一切就将灰飞烟灭 everything I had earned meant absolutely nothing.
爸 Dad.
我从来不知道这件事 I never knew.
你不是小孩子了 维克多 You weren't born yesterday, Victor.
你和我生活在同一个世界 You live in the same world I do.
你不需要我来告诉你 You didn't need your father to tell you
世界是怎么样的 that this is how it is!
总之 那一刻 Anyway, that moment right there
是你上次入院后 was all I could think about
我唯一能想到的事 the last time you were in the hospital.
我做出抉择的一刻 A moment where I had a choice.
不只是为了救我儿子的命 Not just to save my son's life,
更是给你一副盔甲 but to give him a suit of armor.
制造出这个世界无法摧毁的盔甲 To build it into something the world could not tear down,
将你塑造成能自由行走于人世的样子 build him into something that could walk the world free.
你曾问我 为什么选择将你变成钢骨 You once asked me why I chose to make you Cyborg.
这就是答案 That's the answer.
这也许是你的答案 That might be your answer...
但这不是解决办法 but that was not the solution.
你没意识到吗 I mean, don't you recognize that?
在那一切之后 Like... after all that,
你到底把我变成了什么 what the hell did you turn me into?
我成了尖端科研实验室的保安 I am a S.T.A.R. lab security guard!
你把我的人性换成了象征符号 You traded my humanity for a symbol.
你剥夺了我定义自己的机会 You robbed me of the chance to define myself.
我为什么要在意人们如何看待我 Why the hell would I give a fuck about how people see me?
这段时间 我一直站在我父亲面前 I've been standing before my father this entire time,
表现得和以前一样 appearing as the man I used to be,
而他甚至不愿拥抱我 and he won't even embrace me.
甚至无法直视我 He can't even look at me.
我父亲甚至不愿拥抱他的亲生儿子 My own father won't even bring himself to hug his own son.
他脑中满是恐惧 All he can think about is fear.
你希望我自由穿行于这个世界吗 You wanted me to walk through this world free?
我想以生来的模样行走于这个世界 Well, I want to walk the world as the man I was born to be.
小凯 等等 Kay, wait.
我们必须谈谈发生了什么事 We need to talk about what happened.
其他人去哪里了 The others, where did they go?
我不知道他们去了哪里 但我很高兴他们走了 I don't know where they went, but I'm glad they're gone.
她们知道我不再需要她们 They knew I didn't need them anymore.
我想再次感受在糖果店里的感觉 I want to feel like I did in the sweet shop again.
在迷雾中 In the fog.
我也喜欢那种感觉 但这不可能持久 I like that feeling too, but it couldn't last forever.
我了解你的感受 I know what you're feeling.
我知道你想要什么 I know what you want.
但事情并不总是像我们希望的那样简单 But things aren't always as simple as we want them to be.
让我们好好想想 Let's just think for a moment.
你一定很好奇其他人怎么了 You must be wondering what happened to the others.
我也是 I am too.
我们可以一起弄清这件事 We can figure it out together.
有时我都怀疑你是否理解我 Sometimes I wonder if you understand me at all.
天啊 God!
希望你知道自己在做什么 小凯 I hope you know what you're doing, Kay.
我觉得这个地方不该是空的 I don't think this place is meant to be empty.
佛罗里达州 博卡拉顿
你好 请问你是谁 Hello, who may I ask is calling?
是我 Yeah, it's... It's me.
我是劳拉 劳拉·德米尔 It's Laura. Laura De Mille.
谁 Who?
抱歉 Ah, sorry.
红夫人 Madame Rouge.
谁 Who?
也对 Fair enough.
1949年 我应征穿越到未来 1949, I was recruited to travel to the future,
也就是现在 当下时刻 which is now-now, present time.
我的任务出现了一点偏差 Um, my mission went a bit sideways.
因此 我没法再回到我的时代 Therefore, I'm no longer able to travel back to my present.
我目前在你的现在 So I'm currently here in your present...
眼下如此 presently.
我前来报到 长官 Reporting for duty, sir.
不 No.
抱歉 你口音挺重 Sorry, your accent.
听起来你刚说"不" You sounded like you said no.
我说了 "不" I said no.
这里不欢迎你 You are not welcome here.
这是个退休社区 This is a retirement community.
我们都退休了 We are retired.
我们不需要这种愚蠢行为 We have no need for this frivolity.
这里不欢迎你荒谬 Your absurd and overly complicated problems
且过于复杂的问题 are not welcome here.
好吧 对不起 Okay, um, my apologies,
也许我来错了地方 but, um, perhaps I'm in the wrong place.
但有人告诉我 我可以在这里 But I was told that I could find
找到邪恶兄弟会 the... Brotherhood of Evil here.
出什么事了 马拉 What's going on, Mallah?
我刚听人提到邪恶兄弟会吗 Did I hear someone mention the Brotherhood of Evil?
是的 没错 Yes. Yes.
是我们的粉丝 Is it one of our fans,
还是狂热的媒体 or a member of the enthusiast press?
请原谅 先生 这不关你的事 Pardon, monsieur. It is none of your concern.
不关我的事 None of my concern?
除非这是你的第二份太妃糖每月快递 Unless it's another one of your taffy-of-the-month deliveries,
这绝对关我的事 it's absolutely my concern.
放他们进来 Buzz them in.
好的 谢谢 非常感谢 Okay. Thank you. Thanks very much.
克里夫 Yo, Cliff!
你他妈开玩笑吧 You got to be fucking kidding me.
我也很高兴见到你 Nice to see you, too.
这是真的吗 Is this real?
还是魔法鸟也对你造成了影响 Or did a magic bird do this shit to you too?
是真的 It's real.
依然是科技 但是真的 Uh, it's still tech, but it's real.
-你觉得怎么样 -我觉得怎么样吗 - What do you think? - What do I think?
托尼将军会怎么认为 What the fuck does General Tony think?
丽塔的大师计划
小凯 这就是邪恶兄弟会 So this, Kay, is the Brotherhood of Evil.
他们是20世纪50年代的一群 They're a group of the most sinister villains of all time
史上最邪恶反派 in the 1950s.
他们非常可怕 They're horrible.
他们中最坏的 就是红夫人 And the worst one of them all, of course, is Madame Rouge.
但别担心 But not to worry.
我已想到了一个计划 I have come up with a plan
将他们一网打尽 to vanquish them once and for all.
说起来 你有哪种超能力 Speaking of, what sort of superpowers do you have?
我没有超能力 I don't have powers.
成功之路
-我明白了 其他人呢 -他们走了 - I see. And the other personas? - They're gone.
只有我 It's just me.
太好了 How lovely.
我们欢迎你的加入 小凯 Well, we are so happy to have you aboard, Kay.
欢迎 Welcome.
我们错过了什么 What'd we miss?
是的 我回来了 Yup, I'm back.
维克多 你做了什么 Victor, what have you done?
我做了什么 What have I done?
抱歉 我是说... Sorry. I mean...
看看你 look at you.
恭喜 Congratulations.
你看起来太棒了 You look amazing.
是的 我们都替维克感到高兴 Yeah, we're all thrilled for Vic.
但我还是有点不明白 But I'm still a little confused,
手炮
你为什么要回来呢 like, why did you even come back?
我住在这里 I live here.
伙计们 拜托 Guys, come on.
我不是潜意识 I'm not a subconscious.
我不是僵尸 这也不是来世 I'm not a zombie, and this isn't the afterlife.
还是我 同一个维克 It's still me, same Vic.
依然是小队的一员 Still part of the team.
你还有超能力吗 Do you still have powers?
没有 No.
我们来扳手腕吧 Let's arm wrestle.
赢的人从今往后可以自称钢骨 Winner gets to call himself Cyborg from now on.
克里夫 Cliff!
抱歉 有太多要消化的 I'm sorry. It's just a lot to process.
你在过去生活了30年 却一点都没变 You spent 30 years in the past and didn't change at all.
维克出去过了3天周末 就改头换面了 Vic goes away for a three-day weekend and changes everything.
谁说我没变 Well, who said I didn't change?
你们能小点声吗 Hey, can you guys keep it down, please?
抱歉 我来晚了 Sorry, I'm late.
如今我想放松些 Trying to take things a bit easier these days,
为了孩子 you know, for the baby.
除非那东西是色盲 否则你只会让生活更艰难 Unless that thing's colorblind, you're only making life harder.
我喜欢 I like it.
谢谢 小凯 Thanks, Kay.
小凯 天啊 所有人都解决了自己的麻烦吗 Kay? Holy shit! Has everyone fixed their shit?
随便穿身合成皮肤或汤美巴哈马衬衣 Slap on some synth skin or some fucking Tommy Bahama
所有人的问题就都解决了 and everyone's problems are solved.
我不禁开始怀疑 I'm beginning to wonder
我们有相同的"鞭挞" we all had the same flagellation.
欢迎回来 维克 Welcome back, Vic.
-你看起来很棒 -谢谢 拉瑞 - You look great. - Thanks, Larry.
好吧 All right.
好吧 这也许感觉有点似曾相识 Okay, this may feel a bit like deja vu,
但那只是因为当你们都是潜意识时 but that's only because we've tried this once before
我们曾试过这样做 when you were all subs.
但既然真正的小队在这里 But now that the actual team is here,
我相信我们最终会有机会 I believe we finally have a chance.
简总说你不是小队成员 Jane always says you're not a team.
简不是什么都对 小凯 Well, Jane's not right about everything, Kay.
这点你比我们都清楚 You know that better than any of us.
好吧 再来一遍 好吗 All right. Take two, huh?
我来介绍一下邪恶兄弟会 Introducing the Brotherhood of Evil.
欢迎来到我们的新总部 Welcome to our new headquarters.
我从未怀疑你会回到我们身边 I never doubted for a second that you would return to us.
欢迎你 马拉 欢迎我们的客人 Welcome! Mallah, welcome our guest!
他心情不好 He's in a mood.
红夫人 亲爱的 So, Rouge, my darling,
你到底去哪里了 where have you been all my life?
实际上 我有点迷路了 Uh, I've been a bit, um, bit lost, actually.
这里的情况怎么样 How have things been here?
一切进展顺利 Things are going great.
你无法战胜气候 You can't beat the climate.
我们离海滩只有几分钟路程 We're only a couple minutes from the beach.
海盗队赢得了超级碗橄榄球赛 The Buccaneers won the Super Bowl.
你知道他们说 "博卡拉顿的意思是人间天堂" You know what they say, "Boca Raton means 'Heaven on Earth.'"
好吧 真奇妙 我非常高兴 Right. Well, how wonderful. I'm very happy,
替你高兴 very happy for you.
替你俩高兴 Both of you.
闭上你的嘴 邪恶的女人 Fermez la bouche, femme demon.
你说什么 猿猴 Um... sorry, ape.
你有什么问题吗 Do you... do you have some kind of a problem?
好吧 恐怕我的情况 Yeah. Uh, things aren't going as well for me,
不太好 I'm afraid, so...
我想也是 I assumed.
我们送你去时空旅行不费吹灰之力 We basically sent you on the time-travel equivalent of a milk run
而你却从未回来 and you never came back.
是的 你忘记告诉我 Uh, yeah. Well, you neglected to inform me
时空旅行的副作用是彻底失忆 that total amnesia is a side effect of time travel.
失忆 Amnesia?
有意思 这种症状怪方便的 Interesting. What an oddly convenient symptom.
是的 Yes.
原计划是利用我的遗忘 The original mission relied on using my anonymity
暗中监视奈尔斯·考尔德及其作品 to spy on Niles Caulder and his creations.
但很不幸 我却依靠 But unfortunately, I instead relied
奈尔斯·考尔德的作品想起了名字 on Niles Caulder's creations to undo my anonymity
并有效执行了与原目标相反的任务 and effectively ran a mission counter to the original goal.
所以现在 他们打算干掉我 So now, they are plotting to kill me.
这很好 Which is great.
这听起来更像是红夫人的问题 Hmm, that sounds more like a Rouge problem
而不是大脑的问题 than a Brain problem.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry...
我不是邪恶兄弟会中平等的一员吗 Aren't I an equal member of the Brotherhood of Evil?
有会员 也有平等会员 Well, there's members, and there's equal members.
你只是一个下午的会员 You were a member for, like, an afternoon.
我们直说了吧 Let's cut to the chase.
我需要在奈尔斯·考尔德的作品干掉我前 I need to destroy Niles Caulder's creations
干掉他们 before they destroy me.
没有谁比你更合适的了 And there is no one better to do that than you,
奈尔斯·考尔德的死敌 Niles Caulder's sworn nemesis.
我能说什么 What can I say?
他确实唤醒了我心中邪恶的一面 He really did bring out the villain in me.
70年前 你派我去执行任务 Seventy years ago, you sent me on a mission.
任务偏离了方向 但我现在在这里 It went off course, but I'm here now,
奈尔斯·考尔德的遗产即将毁灭 and Niles Caulder's legacy is ripe for destruction.
你到底加不加入 So are you in or are you out?
马拉 把我的玩具拿来 Mallah, get me my toys.
-马拉 -什么事 - Mallah! - Pardon?
我说去拿... I said get-- -
该死的 马拉 Damn it, Mallah.
邪恶兄弟会多年前不就被打败了吗 Hey, wasn't the Brotherhood of Evil defeated ages ago?
也许这一切都将烟消云散 Maybe this will just blow over.
不 拉瑞 邪恶兄弟会来找我们的 No, Larry, the Brotherhood of Evil is coming for us.
我很确定 I'm sure of it.
别担心 丽塔 有我在 Don't worry, Rita. I've got your back.
-我们会解决的 -谢谢 - We'll figure it out. - Well, thank you.
维克多 Victor.
我想我们可以给你找个角色 I suppose we can find a role for you.
什么 What?
你在降我职吗 You're demoting me?
没有小角色 维克多 There are no small roles, Victor.
只有小演员和舞台工作人员 Only small actors and stage crew.
我能和维克一起当舞台工作人员吗 Can I be stage crew with Vic?
什么是舞台工作人员 Hey, what the hell is stage crew?
丽塔太客气了 她的意思是你骗了我们 伙计 What Rita's too polite to say is that you screwed us, dude.
我在易趣网上卖了一张钢骨见面会的票 I sold a meet and greet with Cyborg on eBay.
当然 我的潜意识已告诉我这样不对 And, sure, my subconscious self showed me that was wrong.
但我现在该怎么办 But what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
退还25美金吗 Issue a $25 refund?
好了 好了 我们小点声 好吗 Okay, okay. Let's just try to keep the volume down a bit, okay?
不该这样对待维克 Vic doesn't deserve this.
该死的 我没事 Oh, shit. I'm fine.
我很好 It's fine.
孩子们 我说的对吗 Kids, am I right?
成功的关键
谁会料到 Who would have thought that
一位有脑病的无赖机器人老爹 a deadbeat Robodad with a brain disease
是小队中唯一能打的成员 is the only capable member left on the team.
拉瑞有小孩 Larry's got a baby.
维克被卸除武装 简的脑袋是空的 Vic's depowered, and Jane's head is empty.
我们离狗屎圣代还有两根香蕉 We're two bananas short of a dogshit sundae.
你别把我和他们混为一谈 Don't you dare lump me in with them.
我会让你知道我完全可以靠自己 I'll have you know I am perfectly capable on my own.
好吧 那你他妈为何一直想招募我们 Well, then why the hell do you keep trying to recruit us?
好吧 抱歉 All right. I'm sorry.
我正在努力翻开新的一页 I'm trying to turn over a new leaf.
丽塔的大师计划
这不是我原计划开始的方式 This isn't exactly how I planned to start,
但如果你需要帮助打击邪恶势力 but if you need help kicking some evil ass,
我他妈准备好了 I'm ready to fucking roll.
好的 Okay.
-爸爸 -天啊 克拉拉 - Dad? - Holy shit. Clara!
每一次都这样 Every single time.
致命的
非致命的
我有一堆这玩意 Get a load of this stuff.
当我第一次开干的时候 When I first got into the game,
激光束甚至不是那种形式 laser beams weren't even that thing.
是我在地图上装了激光束 I put laser beams on the map.
就是这个 This is it?
不 当然不是 No, of course not.
我在另一处设施里还有很多同样的东西 I've got tons more at an off-site facility.
我有死亡射线 但我把它给了加尔克斯 I had a death ray, but I gave it to Garguax
这样他就可以杀死那个长腿女人 so he could kill that leggy broad
就是你离开后穿越到科兹威尔的那个 who time-traveled to Codsville after you left--
别问我是怎么想明白的 Don't ask me how I figured all that out.
好吧 那条长腿女人在你的激光中幸存了 Well, that leggy broad managed to survive your little death ray.
所以我希望你有其他 So I hope you've got something
成功率更高一些的武器 with a more airtight success rate up your sleeve.
别心急 Not so fast.
这是邪恶兄弟会 This is the Brotherhood of Evil.
我是大脑 I'm The Brain.
他是马拉 He's Mallah,
而你是个没做过屁事的女士 and you're the lady who hasn't done jack shit.
你必须赢得我们的帮助 You've got to earn our help.
你准备好接受另一个任务了吗 Are you ready for another mission?
你把药留在了佛罗里达 You left your meds in Florida.
这些是得严肃对待的药 These are some pretty serious pills.
网站说它们是安全的 The website said they were safe.
网站 爸爸 老天 Website? Dad, Jesus!
我甚至不想来 I didn't even want to come,
但是梅尔告诉我这个帕金森的药物 but Mel told me that this Parkinson's medication
有一些非常严重的副作用 has some pretty serious side effects,
特别是如果没有服用规定的剂量 especially if you're not taking regulated doses.
什么样的副作用 What sort of side effects?
冲动控制障碍 赌博 欲望 Impulse control, gambling, lust.
在你开始服药之前 Things you weren't exactly a shining example of
这些情况在你身上也很常见 before you started taking medication.
现在见到你 我 Now that I'm seeing you, I...
听着 我需要带你去看医生 Look, I think I need to take you to see a doctor.
真正的医生 Like, a real doctor.
小凯 Kay?
你在这里做什么 What are you doing down here?
我脑子里的每个人都必须坐在这张桌子旁 Everyone inside my head got to sit at this table
并与考尔德先生交谈 and talk to Mr. Caulder.
但我从来没有过 But I never did.
我想从来没有人想和我说话 I guess no one ever wanted to talk to me.
我们都想和你谈谈 小凯 We all wanted to talk to you, Kay.
我们都是 尤其是奈尔斯 Ask any of us, Niles most of all.
但我们想也许你不想和我们说话 But we thought maybe you didn't want to talk to us.
她们从来不让我上来 They never let me come up.
我一直认为这是因为他们想保护我的安全 I always thought it was because they were trying to keep me safe.
但我现在觉得她们只想把这一切 But now I think they were just trying to keep this
留给自己享受 all for themselves.
你为何决定现在上来 Why did you decide to come up now?
简是不是出什么事了 Did something happen to Jane?
简很好 Jane's fine.
她就像我以前一样 在地下 She's just in the underground like I used to be.
这是一件好事 It's a good thing.
很长一段时间以来的第一次 For the first time in a long time,
我终于觉得自己是应该成为的人了 I finally feel like the person I was supposed to be.
我知道那是什么感觉 I know how that feels.
我就觉得你会懂 I thought you might.
我们中的一部分人在永恒鞭挞见过 I think part of us met during, um-- The flagellation?
是的 Yeah.
我觉得我们的潜意识可能比自己想的 I think our subconsciouses are more similar
更加相似 than I gave us credit for.
你是说我和你一样 You mean I'm like you?
就像照镜子一样 Like looking in the mirror.
我为你感到高兴 小凯 I'm happy for you, Kay.
我让人们为我做主的时间太长了 I let people call the shots for me for too long.
我知道你也这样 And I know you did too.
我们终于能再次为自己负责 We're finally in charge of ourselves again.
对不起 Um, excuse me.
你能采访我吗 Do you think you could interview me
像考尔德先生以前那样 like Mr. Caulder used to do?
那么 你想谈什么 So, what would you like to talk about?
丽塔 你在做什么 Rita, what are you doing?
我要走了 拉瑞 我要追红夫人 I'm leaving, Larry. I'm going after Rouge.
我不在乎是否有人愿意帮助我 I don't care if anyone wants to help me or not.
她外逃的时候我不能待在这里 I can't stay here while she's out there free.
好的 你们两个怎么了 Okay? What happened to you two?
你非常渴望得到她的认可 You were so desperate for her approval.
而现在你看起来很 And now you seem so
感觉是你很恨她 This feels personal.
劳拉 Laura--
我的意思是 红夫人跟我有过节 I mean, Rouge and I have history.
现在我知道你认为我只走了几天 Now I know you think I was only gone for a few days,
但对我来说 那是一生的时间 but for me, it was an entire lifetime.
但从你连体泳衣旁边 Well, judging by the pink cardigan packed
摆好的粉红色开衫来看 beside the one-piece bathing suit,
我会说你仍然是我们都知道和喜爱的丽塔 I'd say you're still the same Rita we all know and love.
丽塔不见了 拉瑞 That Rita is gone, Larry.
对不起 Sorry.
很抱歉 Sorry about that.
我反应过度了 I overreacted.
改变可以是积极的 Change can be positive.
你仍然是我们都知道和喜爱的拉瑞 Still the same Larry we all know and love.
祝你好运 Good luck with your thing.
你会离开多久 How long will you be gone?
我不知道 拉瑞 红夫人现在可能在任何地方 I don't know, Larry. Rouge could be anywhere by now.
你知道这会有多难吗 Do you know how difficult it's going to be
追踪一个变形者 to track down a shapeshifter?
你好 是的 我想给我父亲预约 Hi. Yeah. I'd like to make an appointment for my father.
克里夫·斯蒂尔 Cliff Steele.
是的 这是他的真名 Yes, that's his real name.
你好 Hello.
抱歉 我能借你一会吗 I'm sorry. Could I borrow you for one moment?
你他妈怎么了 What the fuck is wrong with you?
抱歉 这个很重要 I'm sorry. This is important.
比女儿为我衰弱的大脑预约看病 More important than my daughter setting up a doctor's appointment
更重要吗 for my debilitating brain disease?
是的 有些事情说不通 Yes. Something about this doesn't add up.
你确定那是克拉拉 Are you sure that's Clara?
我确定那是我的女儿 是的 Am I sure that's my daughter? Yeah.
但是你考虑过吗 红夫人是变形者 But have you considered this? Madame Rouge is a shapeshifter.
是的 Uh, yeah.
我看到她变成了一个软垫凳 震惊 I saw her transform into an ottoman. Big whoop.
她可以变成任何东西 She can transform into anything.
我不关心 I don't give a shit.
我只是想确保你小心 I just want to make sure you're being careful.
想想吧 Think about it.
一切过后 After everything,
你真的认为你赚到了 do you really think you've earned
和你女儿的第二次机会 another second chance with your daughter?
拜托 丽塔 Come on, Rita.
就不能有一件好事发生在我身上吗 Can't something nice happen to me for once?
维克整了整张脸 Vic got his whole fucking face fixed.
你们所有人都比以往任何时候过得更好 All of you are doing better than ever.
我不能拥有点好东西吗 Don't I get to have something nice?
就一次 Just once?
为何其他人都变得如此特别 Why does everyone else get to be so fucking special?
你是对的 You're right.
这感觉好得令人难以置信 This does feel too good to be true.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
回到那里去 Just go back in there
我会召集其他人 以防万一 and I'll gather the others, just just in case.
亲爱的 能不能告诉我你是不是神秘变形者 Hey, sweetie, you'd tell me if you were a secret shapeshifter
来搞砸我的生活 好吗 here to fuck up my life, wouldn't you?
伙计 Hey, little buddy.
你妈妈去哪儿了 Where did your mama go?
好的 All right.
过来 Come here.
开始了 Here we go.
对不起 我去给他换尿布了 Sorry, I had to go change his diaper.
什么鬼 What the fuck?
克拉拉 快跑 Clara, run!
当心 Look out!
真是个杀手宝贝 It's a killer baby!
我来抓她 I got her!
你这个混蛋 Hey, you bastard!
好的 Okay.
不 No!
不好了 不不不 Oh, no. No, no, no.
上面到底是怎么回事 What the hell is going on up there?
我们正受到攻击 We're under attack.
他妈的 Fuck!
操 操 操 Fuck, fuck, fuck.
快点 Come on!
别妄想尝试 女孩 Don't even try it, girlie.
你有真正的家人需要担心 You've got a real family to worry about.
不 No!
什么 What?
刚刚发生了什么 What just happened?
克拉拉 听我说 Clara, listen to me.
一切都会好起来的 Everything is going to be all right.
去吧 Go.
我们会处理好这件事 We'll take care of this.
只要让他安全回来 Just get him back safe.
我们会的 我保证 We will, I promise.
好的 All right.
好的 Okay.
现在 我知道我们都曾有过互相讨厌的日子 Now, I know we've all had our fair share of hemming and hawing,
但现在不是时候 but enough is enough.
克里夫被绑架了 Cliff's been kidnapped.
我们必须迅速行动 We have to act fast.
维克多 我们需要找出 Victor, we need to find out
邪恶兄弟会藏身的地方 where the Brotherhood of Evil is hiding.
立刻 On it.
栅格 给我发个地址 Grid, send me a lo--
我去拿我的笔记本电脑 I'll get my laptop.
拉瑞 去开车吧 Uh, Larry, go start the bus.
快点 拉瑞 Quickly, Larry!
顺便说一下 幼虫很好 Yeah, the larva's fine, by the way.
感谢询问 Thanks for checking.
现在别无选择 There is no choice now.
我们必须摧毁兄弟会 We have to destroy the Brotherhood.
你准备好了吗 You ready?
我不知道 I don't know.
地下正在分崩离析 The underground is falling apart.
她们都没了 The personas are gone.
我发誓我听到了下面的声音 And I could swear I heard something down there
有什么东西在痛苦中 and something is in pain.
不要这样 Don't do this.
每次事情对我们不利时 Every time things get bad for us,
你就迷失在自己的头脑中 you get lost in your own head.
你不能在另一场危机中入睡 简 You can't sleep through another crisis, Jane.
-不可以 -你他妈想让我怎么办 - Not again. - What the fuck do you want me to do?
我没有力量 记得吗 I don't have powers, remember?
我不是你要找的帮助 I'm not the help you're looking for.
你们都不是我正在寻找的帮助 None of you are the help I'm looking for.
说实话 房子里剩下最有用的人 In fact, the most capable person left in this house
大概是克里夫的女儿 is probably Cliff's daughter,
但她和我们不一样 but she is not like us.
没有人跟我们一样 No one is.
这不再是关于我们 This isn't about us anymore.
这是关于克里夫 This is about Cliff.
-说话 -他们在佛罗里达 - Speak. - They're in Florida.
如果我们通宵开车 我们明天就能赶到 If we drive all night, we can make it by tomorrow.
准备好了吗 Ready?
好的 All right.
刚刚发生了什么 Oh, what the fuck just happened?
我在哪里 克拉拉和罗里安全吗 Where am I? Are Clara and Rory safe?
我不知道你在说谁 而且我不在乎 I have no idea who you're talking about, and I don't care.
欢迎来到阳光之州 克里夫·斯蒂尔 Welcome to the Sunshine State, Cliff Steele.
我他妈回到佛罗里达了 Am I back in fucking Florida?
我他妈刚离开佛罗里达 I just fucking left Florida.
妈的 Fuck me!
你他妈是谁 Who the fuck are you?
该死 你他妈是大脑 Shit. Duh. You're the fucking Brain.
是的 我是大脑 Yes, I am the fucking Brain.
而你是机器人 And you are the Robotman.
很高兴见到你 是你的粉丝 It's a pleasure to meet you. Big fan.
不是你本身 而是你的设计 Not of you, per se, but of your design.
所以你一定也喜欢纹身之类的东西 So you must also be a fan of things like skin tags,
阿卡贝拉音乐 1973 年休斯顿油人队 acapella music, the 1973 Houston Oilers--
你真的不会欣赏 You really have no appreciation
你这样的奇迹吗 for the miracle that you are, do you?
我一生都在努力设计像你这样的身体 I spent my entire life trying to design a body like yours.
我很生气 当时奈尔斯·考尔德 I was furious when Niles Caulder,
我讨厌的对手 做了我做不到的事 my hated rival, did what I could not.
所以在网上看到图纸拍卖时 我不得不出价 So when I saw your blueprints auction online, I had to bid.
你买了我的图纸 You bought my blueprints?
我必须知道奈尔斯是如何做到的 I had to know how Niles did it.
他从来就不是一个杰出的科学家 He was never a brilliant scientist,
但这就是问题所在 but that was the catch.
奈尔斯涉足科学和魔法 Niles dabbled in science and magic.
你的身体很特别 克里夫 Your body is special, Cliff.
它充满了神奇的特性 It's infused with magical properties.
你他妈在说什么 What the fuck are you saying?
你是独一无二的 这根本不公平 You are one of a kind, and that simply isn't fair.
像你这样的身体应该属于值得的人 A body like yours should belong to someone worthy,
像我一样的人 someone like me.
一旦我从你那里拿走它 Once I take it from you,
我就终于可以报仇了 I'll finally be able to take my revenge.
复仇 Revenge?
你要怎么复仇 How's that gonna work?
我是这样想的 Here's what I'm thinking.
在我们用大脑替换你的大脑后 After we replace your brain with The Brain,
我们会回家找你的朋友 we'll return home to your friends,
你愚蠢的朋友 your foolish friends.
他们会张开双臂欢迎机器人回来 And they'll welcome back Robotman with open arms.
然后大脑和我会伪装成你 Then disguised together, The Brain and I
系统地从内部一个一个地摧毁你的朋友 will systematically destroy your friends one by one from within,
把丽塔留到最后 saving Rita for last,
然后一劳永逸地干掉她 and then I will just finish her off once and for all.
你真的很邪恶 Well, you really are evil.
拜托 Oh, please.
她根本单纯的要死 She doesn't know the first thing about being evil.
马拉 Mallah!
天啊 Holy fuck!
他妈的 Fuck!
简 Jane?
简 Jane.
-再快点 维克 快点 -女士 这是校车 - Faster, Vic. Faster! - Lady, this is a school bus.
上帝 坐下 丽塔 God, sit down, Rita. Ow!
我不敢相信你带来了那个令人厌恶的东西 I can't believe you brought that repulsive thing with you.
他只想保证它的安全 He's trying to keep it safe.
这才是父亲应该做的 That's what fathers are supposed to do.
你为他挺身而出 只因为他是唯一的 You're only sticking up for him because he's the only one
对你的整容手术感到高兴的人 who was happy about your cosmetic surgery.
是的 好吧 没有人高兴 Yeah, well, no one else was happy.
我从来没有说过我很高兴 I never said I was happy.
什么 What?
不 你知道吗 No. You know what?
我不开心 I'm not happy.
克里夫是对的 Hey, Cliff was right.
为何维克的新开始是这样的 Why does Vic's fresh start look like that,
我的却是像这样 and mine looks like this?
我想如果我能让这只幼虫免于痛苦 I thought if I could spare this larva from my pain,
它会好起来的 it'd get better.
我以为我会感觉好些 I thought I'd feel better.
但我不是唯一影响这件事的人 But I'm not the only one affecting this thing.
这是我们所有人 It's all of us.
你和你 You and you.
你们都太情绪化了 You're all so emotionally toxic.
它正在杀死我们两 It's killing us both.
好吧 让我问明白 Okay, let me get this straight.
你们没有人为我高兴吗 None of you are happy for me?
我终于有机会过上正常人的生活了 I finally get the chance at a normal life again,
你们只是嫉妒吗 and y'all are just jealous?
-真可怜 -我们可以冷静一下吗 - That's pathetic. - Can we just chill?
我们都在经历很多破事 We're all going through shit.
他妈的 Fuck it.
以后再处理 Deal with it later.
就像丽塔说的 这是关于克里夫的 Like Rita said, this is about Cliff.
等等 Uh Wait.
这是丽塔告诉你的吗 Is that what Rita told you?
拜托 Please.
这根本不是关于克里夫的 This isn't about Cliff at all.
来吧 告诉她真相 丽塔 Come on, tell her the truth, Rita.
你醒了 Ah, you're awake.
不要费心尝试变形 Don't bother attempting to shapeshift.
马拉给你注射了超人类能力阻尼器 Mallah injected you with a meta-human power dampener.
我们说好的 We had a deal.
我改变主意了 I changed my mind.
邪恶兄弟会是旧闻 The Brotherhood of Evil is old news.
邪恶 这是一件复杂的事情 Evil, well, it's a complicated thing.
七十年前 我想统治世界 Seventy years ago, I wanted to rule the world.
在考尔德打败我之后 After Caulder defeated me,
我想不择手段地杀了他 I would have stopped at nothing to kill him
并抹去他的遗产 and erase his legacy.
但现在 But now,
现在我想做的就是拿走这个金属身体 now all I want to do is take this metal body
在阳光明媚的博卡拉顿过着放纵的生活 and live a life of indulgence in sunny Boca Raton.
也许和J队的寡妇一起跳狐步舞 Maybe do the foxtrot with the widow in unit J.
再见了 红夫人 Goodbye, Madame Rouge.
混蛋 Asshole.
告诉他们 丽塔 Tell them, Rita.
告诉他们你真正追红夫人的原因 Tell them why you're really after Rouge.
我告诉过你 这是关于克里夫的 I told you, this is about Cliff.
这关乎我们所有人 This is about all of us.
如果我们不阻止红夫人 她和兄弟会 If we don't stop Rouge, she and the Brotherhood
会致力于把我们害死 will not stop until we're all dead.
你是说又死一次吗 Uh, you mean dead again?
你有一台时光机 You had a time machine.
你本可以改变这一切 You could have changed all of this.
但是相反 你回到科兹威尔并锁上了门 But instead, you went back to Codsville and locked the door
确保每个人都死了 and made sure everyone died.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
这从来都不是关于克里夫的 This was never about Cliff.
拉瑞是对的 Larry is right.
我都忘了你们 I'd forgotten you all.
我逃过了一劫 I had escaped.
我恋爱了 I fell in love.
我有朋友了 I had friends.
在红夫人之前 我过着完美的生活 I had the perfect life until Rouge.
我本来可以救你们 I could have saved you.
我可以改变时间线 I could have altered the timeline
并改变一切 and changed everything,
但这可能会抹去我的生活 but that would have risked erasing the life that I had,
而我就是做不到 and I just couldn't do that.
所以现在我回来了 So now I'm back.
但它不再是家的感觉 不再是 But it doesn't feel like home, not anymore.
你们对我来说是陌生人 You are strangers to me.
所以 当我们到达佛罗里达时 So, when we arrive in Florida,
你们可把所有的废话都放在一边 救出克里夫 you can put all your bullshit aside and rescue Cliff,
或者坐在这辆公共汽车上打滚 我不在乎 or you can sit in this bus and wallow, I don't care.
我要的是红夫人 All I want is Rouge.
你一直在骗我们 You lied to us the whole time.
你有什么脸说她 拉瑞 你当着我的面撒谎 You can talk, Larry. You lied right to my face.
这不是关于你的脸 维克 It isn't about your face, Vic!
他妈的 Fuck!
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