《潘尼沃斯》 前情提要
我们中间还有冈特的人 Gaunt still has friends among us.
长官 我能占用您一点时间吗 Sir, might I have a moment of your time?
无论是谁来找你 那个人就是叛徒 Whoever comes to you, that's your traitor.
把哈伍德勋爵带走 关他禁闭 Take Lord Harwood away and confine him to his quarters.
我能解释 I can explain.
就你 索尔特上校 You, Colonel Salt?
负责整个国家吗 In charge of the whole damn country?
我也觉得很奇怪 It seems strange to me, too,
但就是这样 but there we are.
你的工作很重要 What you do is so important.
其实还挺激动人心的 能参与其中 It's rather thrilling, actually. Being part of it all.
索尔特早就计划好了 Salt planned it all along.
现在他又借我副手之名统治着一切 And while he's ruling in my name as my deputy,
这样就不会有人敢动他了 then no one dare touch him.
现在我们需要他安然健在 在新闻片上微笑 We need him alive and well for now, smiling for the newsreels.
不必让人知道他是你的囚犯 Nobody need know he's your prisoner.
如果我们被迫使用暴风云 And if we were forced to use Stormcloud,
也会是以哈伍德的名义来实施 it would be done in Harwood's name.
我会声东击西 I shall create a diversion.
-一 -不要开枪 - One! - Do not fire!
-二 -你们俩从后门走 - Two! - And you two leave by the back.
-三 开枪 -不 - Three! Onward! - No!
你们的总统认为迅速结束战争是好事 Well, your president thinks ending wars quickly is good.
你们这帮混蛋希望他们使用暴风云 You sons of bitches want them to use Stormcloud?
玛莎 你必须马上离开这里 Martha, you have to get out of here right now.
-你在说什么 -暴风云 - What are you talking about? - Stormcloud.
他们打算在伦敦使用这个武器 They are going to use it on London.
先说清楚 我哪都不会去的 Just to be clear, I'm not going anywhere.
玛莎 你必须走 那... Martha, you have to go. What about...
别说了 来 帕特丽夏 N-No. Come on, Patricia.
你还没告诉他你怀孕了 You haven't told him that you're pregnant?
也不怪你 他会吓死的 Don't blame you. He will freak the fuck out.
你不能一时兴起想伤害谁就伤害谁 You can't just go around hurting people when you feel like it.
好吧 我保证 All right. I promise.
格利很危险 Gully's dangerous.
就是个疯子 Mad as a hatter.
-格利什么都不知道 -有人知道了 - Gully doesn't know anything. - Someone knows.
你是不是有事瞒着我 阿尔弗 Is there something you're not telling me, Alfie?
没有 No.
告诉我 Tell me.
我上他了 I fucked him.
我在哪都不安全 I'm not safe anywhere.
他会杀了我 He'll kill me.
也会杀了你的 And he'll kill you, too.
那你最好和我一起去美国 You better come to America with me, then.
我要走了 桑德拉 我要去美国了 I'm leaving, Sandra. I'm going to America.
你是说不带我一起走吗 You mean without me.
因为我们去美国已经死了多少人了 How many people have died to get us there?
我不能走 I can't go.
你为什么突然改变了心意 What changed your mind so suddenly?
这里是我的家 This is my home.
如果这里都不值得我为之战斗 If that's not worth fighting for,
那还有什么地方值得我去战斗 then what is worth fighting for?
怎么样 How are we looking?
如果是埋伏的话 那肯定非常周密 Well, if it's an ambush, it's a bloody good one.
没有适合狙击手的位置 No spot for a sniper.
至少我没看到 Not that I can see, anyway.
也就是 就算是有 你也看不出来 Which means you won't, either, if there is one.
那事情就简单了 That would simplify matters.
对了 谢谢你 Thank you, by the way.
谢什么 What for?
来这 选择留下来 Being here. Staying.
这样做很了不起 It's very good of you.
我要是能走肯定就走了 God knows I'd leave if I could.
我努力过了 God knows I tried.
为什么留下来 Why did you stay?
犯傻 Stupidity.
所以不是因为荣耀 忠诚 憎恶暴政 So not honor, loyalty, hatred of tyranny?
不是 Nah.
你就是不肯承认自己有更崇高的感情 You won't confess to any finer feelings, will you?
也许我只是喜欢打架 Or maybe I just like a fight.
要是出了什么差错 立刻卧倒原地别动 If things go lemony, hit the deck and stay there.
好的 Will do.
最新消息 渡鸦社领袖逝世
詹姆斯·哈伍德勋爵 Lord James Harwood,
邓博因第16任伯爵 渡鸦工会领袖 16th Earl of Dunboyne, leader of the Raven Union,
联盟属英国大统领 high chancellor of Union-held England,
因严重心脏病发作逝世 has passed away following a severe heart attack.
稍后整点播报将为您做详细报道 Details will follow on the hour.
可怜的家伙 Poor chap.
总算是解脱了 Good riddance.
估计是战争压力太大了 Stresses of war, I expect.
自作自受 Hoisted by his own guitar.
你能不能不要往窗外看了 Would you stop staring out the window, please?
搞得我都紧张了 It's making me nervous.
对不起 Sorry.
你是不是怕极了 You're really scared, aren't you?
谁 我吗 才不 保持警惕而已 Who, me? No. Just alert.
你的朋友阿尔弗毫无道德和理智可言 Your friend Alfie has no morals and no sense.
特洛伊不先杀掉他的话 我一定亲手掐死他 I'll strangle him myself if Troy doesn't do him in first.
开玩笑 Only joking.
说得好 Fair play.
但不能否认 梅勒妮是个活力十足的女人 But you can't deny that Melanie was a gallus wee bird.
很难抗拒她那么漂亮的女人 It's hard to resist a smasher like that.
男人啊 Men.
你怎么回事 What's wrong with you?
这问题就深奥了 潘太太 That's a big question, Mrs. P.
约翰爵士 恭喜高升 Sir John. My congratulations.
我们上次见面之后您就喜事连连 Your fortunes have risen since we last met.
彼此彼此 首相 As have yours, Prime Minister.
我听说了很多好事 I've been hearing many good things.
潘尼沃斯先生 再次见面真是又意外又高兴 Mr. Pennyworth. A surprise and a pleasure to see you again.
伴着贵人左右 And in such exalted company.
如果令堂在天有灵 一定很骄傲 If your father could see you now, he'd be very proud.
先生们好 Sir.
周四将军 General Thursday.
总警督 Inspector.
你选择的位置很特别 Interesting spot you chose.
-不适合载入史册 -全新的开始 - Not one for the history books. - New beginnings.
哈伍德勋爵喜欢搞浮夸 Lord Harwood had a taste for the theatrical.
而我们喜欢简单 坦诚 Plain, simple honesty. That's us.
我深表哀悼 请节哀 My condolences for your great loss.
哈伍德勋爵是位杰出的领袖 Lord Harwood was an outstanding leader.
不同凡响 不可取代 Larger than life. Irreplaceable.
每个人皆可取代 Everybody can be replaced.
请原谅我很惊讶 Forgive me if I'm surprised
取代他的人是你 约翰爵士 that he's been replaced by you, Sir John.
我也很惊讶 我当然不配 Not as surprised as I am. I'm not worthy, of course.
但如果你认为我们灰心丧气了 But if you think we're discouraged,
那你就想错了 先生 think again, sir.
我们的事业比任何人都重要 Our cause is larger than any one man.
哈伍德勋爵领导了渡鸦工会 Lord Harwood led the Raven Union,
但是他并没有军权 but he did not command the Army.
在战场上打败你们的是军队 It's the Army who've beaten you in battle.
-不是哈伍德勋爵 -没错 - Not Lord Harwood. - True.
你们根本不需要渡鸦工会对吧 You don't need the Raven Union at all, really, do you?
恰恰相反 On the contrary.
我们需要工会对付你这样的聪明人 We need them to deal with clever chaps like you.
军队不参与政治或政府 The Army takes no part in politics or government.
-我们唯一的交易只有战争 -没错 - Warfare is our only trade. - Indeed.
所以我很惊讶你会同意暴风云 That's why I'm rather surprised you approved Stormcloud.
那完全是渡鸦的计划 不是吗 That's a purely Raven project, no?
我们很高兴你知道暴风雨 We're glad you know about Stormcloud.
你知道你们现在处境的严重性 You understand the seriousness of your predicament.
军队几乎没有参与其中 The Army had very little hand in it.
还是我错了 Or am I wrong?
军队真的会让政党对自己的民众 Would the Army really let a political party use
使用这样的武器吗 such a weapon on its own people?
渡鸦工会所有军事资产 包括暴风雨 All Raven Union military assets, including Stormcloud,
均由军委会管辖 are under Army Council command.
对吧 约翰爵士 Isn't that so, Sir John?
完全没错 That is exactly so.
军队和工会就像是手足相连 The Army and the Union are brothers, united.
哈伍德勋爵不幸离世只会让我们更团结 Lord Harwood's sad demise has only brought us closer together.
但这也让我们停下了脚步 But it has also given us pause.
这场战争已经持续得够久了 This war has gone on long enough.
我们想坐下来和谈 We'd like to sit down and talk.
看看我们是否能和平共处 See if we can find an honorable peace.
我们总是很乐意和谈 We're always happy to talk.
现在迫切需要的是妥协与和解 Compromise and reconciliation are desperately needed.
完全同意 I could not agree more.
妥协与和解 Compromise and reconciliation.
至于时间和地点 由你们来选 As to time and location, we leave that to you.
但如果可以的话 我有个建议和请求 But I have a suggestion, if I may, and a favor to ask.
我们希望把哈伍德勋爵 We'd like to bury Lord Harwood
葬在他在伦敦的家族墓穴里 in his family crypt in London.
如果你们允许丧葬队进入市里 It would be a gesture of good faith on both sides
这样对双方都是表示诚意的机会 if you'd allow his funeral party to enter the city.
我们可以在葬礼后举行会谈 We could hold talks after the ceremony.
本着全新开始的精神 In the spirit of new beginnings.
当然我必须先征求女王陛下 I must consult with Her Majesty the Queen first, of course,
但我相信她会同意的 but, I'm sure she'll be happy to oblige.
-敬哈伍德勋爵 -敬哈伍德勋爵 - Here's to Lord Harwood. - Lord Harwood.
-愿他安息 -愿他不得超度 - May he rest in peace. - May he rot in hell.
只要当权者没意见就行 Whichever is deemed appropriate by the powers that be.
我很不想泼你们冷水 Well, I hate to be a wet blanket,
但我认为哈伍德的死不是件好事 but I'm not so sure that Harwood's death is a good thing.
我同意 I agree.
真的吗 我非常感动 谢谢你 Wow. Really? I am-- I am deeply touched. Thank you.
说真的 索尔特是个什么样的人 Seriously, what do we know about this Salt character?
他很聪明 但是他没有权力基础 Well, he's clever enough. But he has no power base.
而且他与周四之间关系紧张 And there's clear tension between him and Thursday.
他们的关系摇摆不定 They're wobbling.
政治上的弱势 Politically vulnerable.
不然他们为什么要求和谈 Why else would they ask for peace talks?
暴风雨还在他们手上 They still have Stormcloud.
没错 但他们敢使用吗 这才是问题 Yes, but would they dare use it? That's the question.
哈伍德那种疯子什么都干得出来 但... A madman like Harwood might do anything, but these are...
这些都还算正派的普通人 ordinary half-decent sort of men.
他们会在意世人的看法 They'll be mindful of the world's opinion.
害怕后果 Fearful of consequences.
-你怎么看 阿尔弗 -我当时一心在找狙击手 - What did you think, Alfie? - I was looking for snipers.
但你肯定要有一个大概的判断 But you must have got a general sense.
他们看起来值得信任吗 Did they seem trustworthy?
我谁都不相信 I don't trust anyone.
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-你个该死的混蛋 -你好 - You fucking bastard! - Hello.
你怎么闷声不响地走进来 The fuck are you sneaking in like that for?
-你喝醉了 -是的 - You're plastered. - That I am.
你是来照顾我妈的 You're supposed to be looking after Mum.
我可以同时做两件事 I can do two things at once.
你这是不负责任 她人呢 It's fucking irresponsible. Where is she?
她在打盹呢 She's having a snooze. Hey!
不负责任的人不是我 是你 And it's not me that's irresponsible. It's you.
和那个冷血杀手的妻子乱搞的人是我吗 Was it me that fucked the wife of a stone-cold killer?
-不是 -好吧 说得对 - No. - Yeah, right. Fair play.
但还是那句话 那是我妈 But still. It's me mum.
是我糟蹋了去美国的机会吗 不是 Was it me that squandered America? No.
是我浪费了我们美国之旅的钱吗 Was it me that fucked away our travel money?
-不是 -好了 好了 - No. - All right, all right.
我原本可以在加州牡丹花下快活 I could be in California with a whore on my face.
画面真生动 There's a nice picture.
抱歉 潘夫人 我以为你在打盹 Sorry, Mrs. P. I thought you were snoozing.
本来是的 被你嚷嚷醒了 I was till you started yelling.
你儿子竟然有脸冲我发火 Your son's got the gall to be angry with me
就因为我站岗的时候喝酒 for drinking on duty.
站岗 就因为你通奸 人家还得保护我 Duty? Protecting me from the fruits of your adultery.
可怜人就该喝醉 Poor man's entitled to be drunk.
他原本可以在加州... He could be in California with...
实现自己的愿望和梦想 with all his hopes and dreams.
你想留下来 我留下来了 You wanted to stay. I did what you wanted.
我做了正确的事 I did what's right.
你做了这个 做了那个 You did this, you did that.
从来没想过其他人的感受 Never a thought for how anyone else might feel.
没错 That's right.
和有夫之妇乱搞 真丢人 A married woman. The shame.
要是你父亲还建在 他得气炸了 If your father was alive, he'd be rolling in his grave.
我会被暴怒绿帽男掐死在床上 I'm to be murdered in my bed by an angry cuckold
或者是被恐怖炸弹毒死 or else gassed by a terror bomb.
你还跟她说了暴风云的事 And you only went and told her about Stormcloud.
-我真是谢谢你了 -不客气 - Thanks very much. - Well, you're welcome.
这叫诚实 It's called honesty.
-我不想吓到你 -你觉得我被吓到了吗 - I don't like to scare you. - Do I look scared?
正好我今天参加了一个高度机密会议 As it happens, I was at a very high-level secret meeting today.
看看他 玛丽 臭显摆 See him, Mary. Fancy Dan.
老疯子哈伍德勋爵已经死了 Now that loony old Lord Harwood's dead,
工会想要和谈 the Union want to hold peace talks.
战争很快就会结束 不会有恐怖炸弹 The war will be over soon. There will be no terror bombs.
还秘密会议呢 "Secret meetings" he says.
谁知道他说的是真话还是假话 Who's to know anymore whether he's honest or he's lying?
很可惜是真的 潘夫人 很可惜是真的 So sad but true, Mrs. P. So sad but true.
如果你们俩联合起来对付我 If you two are gonna gang up on me,
那我就走了 你们可以自己照顾自己 then I'm off. You can look after yourselves.
并不是 你要去哪 Not likely. Where would you go?
你已经没有亲人了 He's got nobody else.
桑德拉不会要你的 Sandra won't take him.
妈 你不会在床上或是其他地方 Look, Mum, you're not going to be murdered
被人谋杀的 我保证 in your bed or anywhere else. I promise.
我会解决格利的事 I'll sort things out with Gully.
我会和他聊 他是个讲道理的人 We'll talk. He's a reasonable man at heart.
别担心 Don't worry.
你父亲死之后 我就已经不担心了 I stopped worrying when your father died.
死亡来临时 我会准备好的 When death comes, I'll be ready.
现在我要去上班了 Now I'm off to work.
-再见 -再见 好 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. Yeah.
我陪你去医院吧 潘夫人 Shall I come to the hospital with you, Mrs. P?
-安全起见 -不用 - Just to be safe. - No, you won't.
你没听到我刚才说的话吗 Did you not hear what I just said?
你说你准备好接受死亡吗 That you're ready to die?
食物柜里有火腿 想吃自己拿 There's ham in the larder if you want any.
格利 Gully?
他是个讲道理的人吗 A reasonable man at heart?
我不想让她担心 I don't want her worrying.
我得去找他 解决这件事 I'll have to go and find him. Sort this out.
我不能放任不管 等着他来找我 I can't let it go on like this, just waiting for him to show up.
不要一个人去 Well, don't you be going it alone.
你需要我支援你 You'll need me for backup.
你很清楚我必须一个人去 单独去 You know very well I have to go it alone. Alone.
别想跟着我去 听到了吗 Don't you try following me. You hear me?
听到了 I hear you.
和谈是真的吗 Are these peace talks real at least?
是的 但这是工会的伎俩 They're real. But they're a Union trick.
不确定是怎么样 但肯定是伎俩 Not sure what sort, but they're a trick.
索尔特是个张扬跋扈的小人 That Salt's a lairy little creature.
但愿会议进行得很顺利 长官 The meeting went well, I hope, sir.
非常顺利 非常顺利 Very well. Very well.
给皇冠殡仪馆打电话 Call the crown undertaker
让他开始为勋爵的葬礼做准备 and have him start making arrangements for His Lordship's funeral.
是的 长官 Yes, sir. Of course.
但如果是在伦敦北部 肯定没人出席 But... surely no one will come if it's in North London.
那是联盟的地盘 The League's territory.
当然 No, of course not.
但那不是重点 But that's not the point.
别急 猴子 Hold on there, stud.
慢一点 慢一点 Slow up. Slow up.
我们要聊聊 We need to talk.
-不需要 -我们需要 - No, we don't. - Yes. Yes, we do.
聊什么 About what?
垃圾桶和马路边 The-the birds and the bees.
好吧 没问题 Right. Well, no problem.
我钱包里有套子 I've got a condom in my wallet.
你在钱包里放套子吗 You keep a condom in your wallet?
那你之前为什么没用 Why didn't you use one before?
应该是忘了吧 Slipped my mind, I guess.
-一时冲动 -真逗 - Heat of the moment. - That's funny.
又来说笑了 我们是要上床还是说笑 Here we go again with the funny. Are we gonna have sex or comedy?
如果说笑 我就不脱衣服了 If it's the latter, I'll keep my clothes on.
上床吧 我们上床吧 Sex. We'll... we'll have sex.
但你不需要套子了 But you won't need your condom.
为什么 Why's that?
因为你上次没用 我现在怀孕了 Because you didn't use it last time and I'm already pregnant.
你没开玩笑 You're not joking.
没有 Nope.
但是挺好笑的对吧 But it's kind of funny though, right?
我上过几次床 我就中奖了 We have sex a few times and I get knocked up.
真好笑 It's a laugh riot.
为什么你现在才告诉我 Why the hell didn't you tell me before now?
我不知道 我在等合适的时机 I don't know. I was-- I was waiting for the right moment.
什... Wh...
你拒绝撤离的时候就知道了 You knew about this when you refused to evacuate
但你却没告诉我 and you didn't tell me.
那都不是合适的时机吗 That wasn't the right moment?
我知道你会赶我走的 Well, I knew you'd try to make me leave.
因为你怀孕了 Because you're having a baby.
所以你说什么我就要照做吗 Which means I need to do whatever you tell me?
所以你要离开战区 It means you leave a fucking war zone.
我仔细慎重地考虑过 I thought about the situation very carefully,
我决定留下来 因为冒险是值得的 and I decided to stay because the risks are worth taking.
-我在这可以发挥作用 -现在是在打仗 - I can make a difference here. - It's a war.
你是武装直升机吗 What are you, an attack helicopter?
我可以发挥作用 I can make a difference.
好吧 Okay.
我 我... I'm-I'm...
很抱歉我冲你吼了 I'm sorry for yelling at you.
这实在太意外了 仅此而已 这... This is--It's a surprise, that's all. It's...
是一个美好的意外 It's a good surprise.
如果我没记错的话 你大概 And if I--if I remember right, you're, uh, you're what?
你已经怀孕差不多六周了吧 You're-you're, um, you're about six weeks along?
是的 Yeah.
你姐姐说是怀的是男孩 Your sister says it's a boy,
而且很显然 她说得一向很准 and she's always right, apparently.
确实如此 Oh, that's true.
我能摸摸吗 M-May I?
他也是你的孩子 It's your baby, too.
对吧 Right?
我明天就去办理结婚证书 I will go see about a marriage license tomorrow.
-什么 -结婚证书 - Uh, what? - A marriage license.
要结婚就得有结婚证书 Can't get married without one.
谁说我们要结婚了 Who said we're getting married?
你又没问过我 You didn't ask me.
也许我不想结婚 Maybe I don't want to get married.
别闹了 我们必须结婚 Oh, don't be obtuse. We have to get married.
不 我们不必如此 No, we don't.
你宁愿日后养一个私生子也不愿意嫁给我吗 You'd sooner raise a bastard than get married to me?
-真的吗 -有什么大区别吗 - Really? - It's a close call.
我的孩子绝不能是私生子 所以我很抱歉 No child of mine is gonna be illegitimate, so I'm sorry,
不论你觉得我多么讨厌 I'm gonna have to insist that we do the right thing,
我都坚持我们把该办的事办了 however repulsive you find me.
你"坚持"要和我结婚 You "insist" that we get married?
是的 I do.
好吧... Well...
那我坚持你给我滚蛋 I insist that you kiss my pregnant ass.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
-离开 -这是你家 - Leaving. - This is your apartment.
-我得出去透透气 -那我跟你一起去 - Well, I need some air. - Then I'll come with you.
不行 不准跟着我 No. The hell you will.
我的天 Oh, my God.
天啊 Oh, my.
四 三 二 一 Four, three, two, one.
那个金发小妞是谁 Who's the blonde piece?
一定是他的姘头 Must be his tart, eh?
骚气玩意 Slutty-looking thing.
大家早上好 Good morning to you all.
早上好 英格兰 Good morning, England.
一个高尚的生命逝去了 A noble life has ended.
正如所有生命皆有逝去之时 但走得太早了 As all life must end. Too soon.
早得无法看到自己的伟业完成 Too soon to see his great works finished.
我想借这次机会向我的市民们保证 I want to take this opportunity to assure my fellow citizens
我们的国家现在非常安全 that the country is in safe hands.
渡鸦工会最高议会和陆军参谋部 The Raven Union High Council and the Army General Staff
正在精诚合作 誓将这位伟人的遗志 are working hand in glove to continue the legacy
继续传承下去 of leadership bequeathed to us by this great man.
他的生命虽已结束 His life's done.
但他所点燃的火焰依然不灭 But the fire he lit still burns, eh?
让我们众人齐心协力 Let's us all resolve to build that flame
让这星星之火可以燎原 into a roaring furnace.
让我们齐心协力共同完成他开创的崇高事业 Let's us all resolve to complete the noble work he began
让这片常青幸福的土地 and make this green and pleasant land
再一次成为世界的标杆 once again a beacon to the world!
请原谅我难以克制泪水 Forgive my tears.
我的心跟随着棺木之中的哈伍德勋爵 My heart's in that coffin with Lord Harwood.
我是一个卖货出身的无名之辈 I'm a humble man from simple stock.
我现在所拥有的力量都是这个人给我的 What strength I have, this man gave me.
他强大的心脏停止跳动之前 The last thing he said to me
对我说的最后一句话是... before his mighty heart gave out...
"一定要尽职尽责 孩子" "Do your duty, son."
他说"一定要尽职尽责" "Do your duty," he said.
所以我打定主意要全心全意完成他的遗愿 With all my heart and soul, I intend to obey that order!
以他的名义 And in his name,
以英格兰的名义... in England's name...
我请求你们和我一起努力 I ask the same of you!
让我们所有人一起尽职尽责 Let's all of us do our duty, eh?
上帝保佑 God bless.
好的 长官 Yes, sir.
结束直播 And... out.
今天真是值得铭记的一天 And what a grand day it has been.
先是浩浩荡荡的送葬队伍 Starting with a magnificent funeral procession
穿过伦敦的街道 哈伍德勋爵... through the rightful streets of London, Lord Harwood...
阿尔弗跑哪去了 Where's Alfie, I wonder?
天啊 你煮咖啡真是一绝 潘夫人 Aye, you've a magic touch with a brew, Mrs. P.
味道既浓郁但又很精妙 你懂我的意思吗 It's, uh, strong but subtle, you know?
我问你 阿尔弗在哪 I said, where's Alfie?
抱歉 我还以为那是一个 Sorry. I thought that was a--
那个词怎么说来着 不用回答的问题 what's that?-- a rhetorical question.
并不是 It wasn't.
他在哪 Where is he?
他也许去见格利了 He's maybe went to see Gully.
他说他可能会去 He said he might, eh?
一个人吗 Alone?
你为什么不一起去 Why didn't you go with him?
他说他必须一个人去 He said he had to go alone.
你一点都不担心吗 And you're not worried?
...英年早逝 ...taken too soon.
但我相信我们都认为国家现在很安全 But I think we can all agree the country is in good hands.
今日下葬安息 ...laid to rest today
在伦敦他的家族墓里 in his family crypt in London.
愿他安息 May he rest in peace.
下周的哀悼期间 全英格兰 Flags throughout England will be flown at half-mast
都要降半旗致哀 throughout next week's mourning period.
接下来 请默哀三分钟 Coming up, a three-minute silence
来缅怀哈伍德勋爵 to commemorate Lord Harwood.
之后 我们将回顾他一生中的光辉时刻 After which, we'll be looking at some of his greatest moments,
以此来纪念我们伟大的领袖 remembering our noble leader.
哈伍德的葬礼 Harwood's funeral.
给了他一场体面的送别 Gave him a good send-off.
他能活这么长时间也不容易 Nine lives that one.
我们的朋友索尔特真是风生水起 I see our friend Salt's doing rather well for himself.
我们还以为他是给养部队的 And to think we took him for catering corps.
把我们都骗到了 Fooled us good and proper.
行吧 Oh, well.
你怎么才来 You, uh, you took your time.
我以为你会来找我 I thought you'd come after me.
不 我 Oh, no, I...
我一直相信你会做出正确的决定 I-I always knew you'd do the right thing
最终会来找我 and come to me eventually.
我不想浪费力气 I don't like to waste energy.
看起来还是浪费了一点 Looks like you've wasted some energy at least.
还留着个电视 真不错 Spared the telly though. Nice one.
所以 So...
我的朋友 my friend...
你有什么想说的吗 what have you got to say for yourself?
有什么可说的 What is there to say?
那你为什么来这 Then why are you here?
我欠你一个捉到我的机会 仅此而已 I owe you a fair crack at me, that's all.
把头伸出来让人砍 Baring your throat for the blade, huh?
你可以这么说 You can call it that.
不是你风格 阿尔弗 No, not you, Alfie.
你才不会送死 No, you-you have no death wish.
你觉得你能打过我 You think you can take me.
你真以为能打过我 You actually think you can take me.
那你想要怎么办 How do you want to do this then?
先从把你手里的枪放下开始 You might want to start by dropping that gun.
抱抱我下士
伦敦西区
吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮 不吃葡萄倒吐葡萄皮 I'm not the pheasant plucker. I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
若要不吃葡萄非吐皮 就得先吃葡萄不吐皮 and I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.
序曲开始了 Overture and beginners,
-杜弗伦奇小姐 -黑化肥发灰会挥发 - Miss DuFrench. - Hairy hungry hellhounds
灰化肥挥发会发黑 hold Hohner harmonicas in high esteem.
滚开 弗雷德 我听见了 Fuck off, Fred. I heard you.
我很确定我在电视里见过她 I'm sure I have seen her on the telly.
你上过电视吗 亲爱的 Have you been on the telly, love?
你是谁 Who are you?
她问你上过电视没 She asked if you've been on telly.
我上过 你们是谁 Yes, I have, but who are you?
-都演过什么 -什么都演过 - In what? - All sorts of things.
有很多 你们是谁 Many. Who are you?
我叫佩吉 Well, I'm Peg.
这是我的妹妹贝特 This is my sister Bet.
不要介意我们打听你 薇姬 Don't mind us prying, Vikki.
你有男朋友吗 Have you got a boyfriend?
听着 Now, look here...
她问你有没有男朋友 She asked if you got a boyfriend.
很简单的问题 有还是没有 Simple question. Yes or no?
一定要说实话 不然我把你舌头拽出来 And be honest, or I'll tear out your fucking tongue.
-有 -谢谢你 薇姬 - Yes. - Thank you, Vikki.
告诉我 他叫什么 Now, what's his name?
-约翰 -姓什么 - John. - John what?
索尔特 Salt.
出口
我们很高兴大家终于能坐下来谈谈了 We're so happy to sit down with you at last.
-感谢你们来找我们 -应该的 女士 - Thank you for coming to us. - Least we could do, ma'am.
我们简单总结了一下我们的立场 We have here a brief summary of our position, uh,
还有一些关于区域划分等的建议 suggestions for territorial partition and so forth.
如果你们想从这开始的话 If you'd like to start from there.
这看起来像是一系列要求 This looks like a list of demands.
不 不是要求 是谈判要点 No. Not demands. Um, points for negotiation.
天啊 Oh, dear.
我觉得我们之间有一些误会 I think we have a misunderstanding.
这不是谈判 This is not a negotiation.
而是和谈 These are peace talks.
这不是我们说好的吗 和谈 That's what we agreed to, isn't it? Peace talks?
确实 Indeed.
我没看出有什么区别 I don't quite see the difference.
当双方都有东西可提供的时候才能叫谈判 Negotiations happen when both sides have something to offer.
当一方已经把脚踩到另一方喉咙上 Peace talks happen when one side has their foot
才叫和谈 on the other's throat.
我们诚心诚意邀请你们来 We invited you here in good faith.
联盟的剩余势力还有你们两个都要亲自 What remains of League forces and both of you personally
无条件投降 must surrender unconditionally.
如果你们做不到 If you fail to do so,
我们就会在伦敦部署暴风云 we will deploy a Stormcloud device over London.
我相信你们见过暴风云是怎么回事 I believe you've seen how Stormcloud works.
将军 General,
你会对你自己的国民下手吗 you'd do such a thing to your own people?
如果我们需要杀入伦敦也会死这么多人 Just as many will die if we have to fight our way into London.
暴风云相对来说是更人道的方法 Stormcloud is a humane and sensible alternative
而且如果有必要使用 我们决不犹豫 that we won't hesitate to use if necessary.
渡鸦工会议会肯定不会允许 Surely the Raven Union Council won't sanction...
议会都听我的 The council will do what I say!
你们有48小时考虑这件事 You have 48 hours to think this over.
我们给你们这么长时间完全因为周四将军 We give you so long only because General Thursday
是一个富有同情心又很有说服力的人 is a compassionate and persuasive man.
告辞了 女士 Excuse me, madam.
二打一吗 Two against one?
蒙蒂只是来帮忙的 Oh, Monty's here to help
免得你想逃跑 just in case you decide to run off.
拜托 你知道我不是那种人 Come on, you know me better than that.
我以为我了解你 阿尔弗 I thought I did, Alfie.
你上了我老婆之前 我都以为我很了解你 I thought I did and then you fucked my wife.
-说得也是 -有夫之妇 阿尔弗 - Fair play. - A man's wife, Alfie.
朋友妻不可欺 That's sacred.
我可不是这么教育你长大的 I raised you better than that.
你没教育过我 You didn't raise me.
你只做过一阵我的指挥官 仅此而已 You were my CO for a while. That's all.
对 对 当然 Yes. Yes, well, of course.
我不是你的父亲 但是 I'm-I'm not your father, but...
我敢打赌 but I'd wager you a pretty penny
他现在跟我一样以你为耻 that he'd be as ashamed of you as I am now.
像他这么正直的人 A man of honor like him.
你们别把我爸扯进来 You fucking leave my father out of this.
你看看 这才对 不错 There he is. Yes. There's my boy. Good.
我都开始担心你把自己的一腔热血 I was starting to worry that you'd left all your fire
都遗忘在殖民地了呢 behind you in the colonies.
现在 我要扯平 Now, I'm gonna have to even the odds.
见鬼 Fuck's sake!
好了 Well...
我的梅勒妮捅了我一刀 My own Melanie stabbed me, and...
现在我们都受伤了 now we're both hurting.
真是振奋人心 是吧 It's invigorating, no?
让人兽性涌动 You know, get the animal spirits flowing.
不 只有疼痛 No. Just hurts.
你从来都不喜欢诗歌吧 You were never one for the poetry of it all, were you?
蒙蒂 Monty.
我去不是吧 Oh, come on.
我们就不能动口不动手吗 Can't we talk this through?
非得要了我小命吗 Do I really need to die?
你使劲踢我一脚够不够 Wouldn't a good kicking be enough?
跑 要不然我立刻一枪打爆你的头 Run, or I'm gonna put a bullet through your head right now.
那样太肮脏太死寂了 It'll all be very dull and squalid.
听起来确实不太舒服 Yeah. That does sound unpleasant.
我非常抱歉 格利 真的 I'm sorry about this, Gully. I really am.
我让你先跑五分钟 I'm gonna give you five minutes head start.
现在去吧 跑吧 Now, go on. Run along.
见鬼 Fuck's sake.
救命 救命 Help. Help.
你们干什么呢 What are you doing?
滚蛋 Fuck off!
管好你自己 Mind your own business!
合法性用品店
你 出去 You, out.
这是谁 Who's this?
你不认得她吗 她可有名了 Don't you recognize her? She's famous.
我自己走 I'm going.
营业中
闭店
借过 Coming through!
上过电视 对吧 薇姬 Been on telly, haven't you, Vikki?
求求你帮帮我 小姐 这俩女人疯了 Please help me, miss. These women are mad.
不许这样 Don't do that.
没事的宝贝 她活该 It's all right, pet. She's got it coming.
这位 就是约翰·索尔特的情人 This is John Salt's fancy woman.
-所以呢 -所以我们让她的男人 - So? - So we'll see how her fella
眼睁睁看着心爱的她被生吞活剥 likes having a loved one torn from his bosom.
不可以 No, you won't.
可以 我要把她的头放在蛋糕盒里送过去 I will. I'm gonna send him her head in a cake tin.
绝对不可以 No, you're bloody not!
又来了 Here we go.
我去烧水 I'll put kettle on.
贝特 你答应过我 Bet, you promised me.
你保证过 不会再采取暴力行为 You promised. No more violence.
我是保证过 但是这次不一样 I did, but this is different.
哈伍德勋爵是我朋友 Lord Harwood was my friend.
他对我很好 我是不会背叛他的 He was good to me, and I'll not betray him.
这是合理的复仇 This is rightful revenge.
根本没这种说法 There's no such thing.
别傻了 当然有 Don't be daft. 'Course there is.
我杀老变态萨克利夫的时候你可没这么多事 You weren't so fussy when I brained pervy old Sutcliffe, were you?
那时候不是挺乐意复仇的 Happy to see some revenge then, weren't you?
我不能为索尔特辩解 他确实是法西斯混蛋 Look, I can't defend Salt. He's a fascist pig.
但是一定有别的方法惩罚他 But surely there are other ways to punish him.
这位女士从未做过坏事 This woman's done nothing to anyone.
没有 我什么都没做过 Nothing. I've done nothing.
你上错床了 宝贝 You sat on the wrong cock, love.
不走运 Bad luck.
就像是被公交车撞一样 It's like getting run over by a bus.
如果你伤害这个女人 我就离开你 If you hurt this woman, I am leaving you.
别闹 Give over.
不要这样 Don't be like that.
说真的 我受够了 Seriously. I'm-I'm done.
我们结束了 We're done.
结束 Done?
你可不能结束 You're not done.
你和我 我们是一个整体 We're an item, you and me.
你不能离开 You can't leave.
我能 我也会的 I can, and I will.
你答应过我 贝特 你答应过 You promised me, Bet. You promised.
已经和好了没 Well, then, all made up, are we?
床尾合了吗 Lovebirds again?
听我说 Look...
或许我们是有点草率了 maybe we've been a bit hasty.
或许这样对薇姬不公平 Maybe we're not being fair to Vikki.
还有其他对付索尔特的方法 你觉得呢 There's other ways to get Salt, don't you think?
别问我 Oh, don't ask me.
自己选的路 哭着也得走完 This is your bed you've to lie in.
就像往常一样 As fucking usual.
没必要这样阴阳怪气 No need for that tone.
你们两个刚来的时候 我跟你说过 When you two rolled up here, I said to you,
她是个疯子 说过吧 she's mad as a hatter, didn't I?
我说的可是事实 And that was the truth.
而我跟你说 你从来都不长记性 And I said to you, you never learn.
你从来不知道你这里有不对劲 You never learn that something's not right, up here.
你不能像其他人一样恋爱 You can't have relationships like other folk.
永远悲剧收场 Always ends in tears.
你不应该这样跟她说话 You shouldn't talk to her like that.
我当然可以 凯蒂 因为是我照顾她 Oh, I'm allowed, Katie, because I look after her.
照顾了她一辈子 整整一辈子 Have done my whole life, my whole bloody life.
我可以 I'm allowed.
我也可以改变主意 And I'm allowed to change my mind.
不使用暴力 No violence.
反正对这个人不能用暴力 Not to this one, any road.
谢谢 Thank you.
索尔特会付出代价的 不管你怎么想 Salt's getting it, whether you like it or not.
真好 Hmm, lovely.
那我们要怎么处理薇姬 And what the heck are we gonna do with Vikki, then?
我们不能就这样放她走吧 I mean, we can't exactly let her go, can we?
为什么不能 Why not?
我保证 我发誓 I promise, I swear,
我不会跟任何人说的 I won't tell a soul about any of this.
为什么 Why's that, then?
你为什么会选择保持沉默 Why would you be quiet about this?
我就是 会 I just... would.
怎么 你觉得这很有趣吗 What, you think this is funny, do you?
死后很无聊 Not much happens in the afterlife,
所以我们得尽可能的找乐子 so we have to amuse ourselves as best we can.
很高兴我能帮上忙 Well, I'm glad I can be of service.
有什么建议吗 你喜欢给人建议 Any suggestions here? You like giving advice.
但你不喜欢接受别人的建议 But you don't like taking advice,
所以我何必多此一举 so why would I bother?
我现在很绝望 巴扎 I'm desperate here, Baz.
好吧 建议 Okay. Advice.
你得诚实地审视自己 阿尔弗雷德 You have to look at yourself honestly, Alfred.
为何你总是陷于这些愚蠢的困境中 Why do you keep finding yourself in these foolish predicaments?
是你内心深处怎样的黑暗 What's the darkness inside
让你有自毁倾向 that drives you toward self-destruction?
老天爷啊 巴扎 Oh, for fuck's sake, Baz,
我需要知道的是怎样才能活下去 I need to know how to stay alive.
这我不知道 Oh. I have no idea.
不过看起来状况不太好 是不是 It's not looking good though, is it?
这个伤很严重 That is a nasty wound.
你可能几小时后就失血过多而死 You'll probably bleed out in a couple of hours.
整体来说 我的看法是 My opinion, about the bigger picture?
你在爱秩序和想违法之间 You're torn between a love of order
左右为难 and a lust for transgression.
你以为你是在为自己战斗 You think you're fighting for yourself,
但其实你是在和自己战斗 but you're really fighting with yourself.
以前来和我聊天的都是西班牙人 Used to be Spanish who'd come have these little chats with me.
能把我烦死 Annoyed the shit out of me,
但有他陪伴比你强多了 but he was fucking brilliant company compared to you.
你都不知道自己是谁 又如何坚持自己 How can you be your own man when you don't know who you are?
如果你没什么有用的要说 If you got nothing useful to say,
就赶紧滚吧 then on your bike.
停下来 冷静下来 Be still. Be calm.
奔跑会让你心跳加速 Running makes your heart beat harder.
加快失血 让你虚弱得更快 You lose blood faster and you get weak quicker.
是吗 Oh, really?
我都不知道 I had no idea.
下次见到你时 希望你心情能好些 Next time I see you, I hope you're in a better mood.
不 等等 No, wait.
去你的 Oh, fuck you.
阿尔弗 阿尔弗 Alfie! Alfie!
阿尔弗 Alfie!
阿尔弗 Alfie.
我知道你就在附近 I know you're close...
因为我能闻见你 'cause I can smell you.
再没有比这更好的了 对吧 Doesn't get much better than this, does it?
就我 你 和树林 Just me, you and the woods.
我来了 阿尔弗 我来了 I'm coming, Alfie! I'm coming!
好了 丽塔 All right, Rita.
这里到底发生了什么 Now, what the fuck happened in here?
女佣今天休假 Maid's day off.
这老货是谁 Who's this old bag?
-这是阿尔弗的老妈 -老妈 - This is Alfie's mum. - Mum?
给我听着 阿尔弗的 Well, listen, Alfie's...
是潘尼沃斯太太 Mrs. Pennyworth to you!
他们去哪了 Where are they?
埃平森林 Epping Forest.
谢谢 Thank you.
好了 格利 All right, Gully.
很好 Very good.
如果你让我悄悄近身了 I'd have been terribly disappointed
我会很失望的 if you'd let me sneak up on you.
等你好久了 You took long enough.
慢得都丢人 Disgracefully slow.
我肯定是老了 I must be getting old.
不管怎样 该算账了 Anyway, here we are.
要知道 Just so you know...
不是梅勒妮的错 it wasn't Melanie's fault.
是我主动的 I pushed myself on her.
最后也要当个绅士 是吗 A gentleman to the end, eh?
当然是胡扯 Nonsense, of course.
梅勒妮是个婊子 她想伤害我 Melanie's a whore, and she wanted to hurt me.
-是你在伤害她 -那是她想要的 - You were hurting her. - That's what she wanted.
我不觉得她想 Not sure she did, actually.
我 Aw. Well, I...
你会很意外的 I think you'd be surprised.
我很高兴你把她送上了那架飞机 I'm very glad you got her on that plane.
因为杀一个女人 是软弱的表现 对吗 'Cause killing a woman is--it's a sign of weakness, isn't it?
相当于承认了自己的失败 An admission of-- of failure.
但杀一个男人 And then killing a man on the other hand, well...
能找到上百个好理由杀一个男人 There's a hundred good reasons to kill a man.
你误导了我 格利 You led me astray, Gully.
我以为你是个英雄 I thought you were a bloody hero.
结果你只是个疯子 Turns out you're just bloody mad.
真有活力 真有勇气 Oh, such... such vim, such courage.
梅勒妮以前经常刺激我 You know, Melanie used to needle me
说我爱上你了 that I was in love with you.
而她确实刺激到我了 因为那是真的 And she did needle me, because it's true.
我确实爱你 以我的方式 I do love you... in my own way.
老天 Oh, God!
有什么好笑的 What's so funny?
我相信 I believe...
这个陷阱应该是我教你的 I believe I taught you how to make this trap.
没错 苏门答腊鞭 You did. The Sumatran Whip.
更好笑的是 What's even funnier
我杀掉了教我这个陷阱的人 is that I killed the man who taught me.
他是个达雅克猎头者 He was a Dayak headhunter.
一个和蔼的老头 He was a kindly old chap.
娶了七任老婆 Had seven wives, you know?
还有一个骷髅头王座 And a throne of skulls.
各有所爱 Takes all sorts.
没错 Yeah.
阿尔弗 Alfie?
你不打算杀了我吗 Aren't you going to kill me?!
不 Nah.
我很感激你 格利 I'm grateful to you, Gully.
我都忘了我有多享受这一切了 I'd forgotten how much I enjoy all this.
感觉自己非常有活力 I feel very alive.
谢谢你 So thank you.
♪ When I was young, younger than before ♪
♪ I never saw the truth hanging from the door ♪
♪ And now I'm older, see it face to face ♪
♪ And now I'm older ♪
♪ Gotta get up, clean the place ♪
♪ And I was green, greener than the hill ♪
♪ Where flowers grew and the sun shone still ♪
♪ Now I'm darker than the deepest sea ♪
♪ Just hand me down ♪
♪ Give me a place to be ♪
我去 Shit.
格利呢 Where's Gully?
走丢了 He lost.
蒙蒂 你干什么 Monty, what the fuck?
服从指令 Orders.
我去 Oh, fuck.
你闭嘴 Don't you start.
没打算说话 Wasn't going to say a word.
从阎王爷那大老远地跑过来 Come all the way from the afterlife
一句话都不说 with nothing to say?
我才不信 I doubt it.
我不是来聊天的 I'm not here to talk.
我是来指引你的 如果有必要的话 I'm here to guide you over, if necessary.
滚吧 Fuck off.
你休想指引我 You're not guiding me anywhere.
我说了不算 Not my call.
情况不妙吧 Not looking good, is it?
不 我要留下来 No, I'm staying.
我还有事情想做 I got things I want to do.
比如 Such as what?
好奇问问 Just out of interest.
我想要 I want to, well...
我想要发挥作用 I want to make a difference.
发挥作用 干什么 A difference? To what?
不 说了太尴尬了 No. It's embarrassing.
你什么都可以告诉我 我已经死了 You can tell me anything. I'm dead.
我爸说得对 My dad was right.
总是要效忠什么事或什么人 You have to serve something or someone.
而我想要让这个国家重新国泰民安 And I want to make this a happy, peaceful country again.
不许笑 Don't fucking laugh.
我应该能帮上忙 I think I can help.
很高尚的计划 That's a noble plan.
祝你成功 Good luck with that.
多谢支持 Thank you for your support.
国泰民安有什么好笑的 Also, what's so funny about peace and happiness?
阿尔弗 Alfie.
天啊 Oh, my Lord.
别担心 妈 Don't worry, Mum.
就是擦伤而已 It's just a scratch.
-你看看你 -我知道 - Look at you. - I know.
又毁了一套好西装是吧 Another good suit ruined, eh?
格利在林子里 Hey, Gully's in the woods.
给他叫辆救护车 He needs an ambulance.
是吗 Does he?
给他叫吗 I mean, really, does he?
-对 -好了 起来 - Yeah. - Right. Up.
给他叫 Yeah, he does.
好 一 二 三 All right. One, two, three...
起 我扶着他 Up! Got him.
走吧 哥们 我扶着你 Come on, big boy. I've got you.
-走吧 -阿尔弗 - There you go. - Oh, Alfie.
就是看着比较严重 Looks worse than it is.
很快就能康复了 I'll be running about in no time.
胡说 Like buggery.
你们的那些诡计都不许搞了 This puts a stop to all your shenanigans, good and proper.
从现在开始只能卧床休息 Nothing for you but bed rest from now on.
喝粥 And porridge.
兄弟姐妹们 Brothers and sisters...
我在此请求大家支持我 I am here to ask humbly for your blessing.
恳请各位认可我 I ask you to ratify my status
作为国家临时大统领 as pro tem high chancellor of the kingdom.
我们已经遭受了无首之痛 We've suffered a terrible loss.
我虽然刚刚走上这个岗位 And I've only been in this job a short while,
希望我的表现已证明我能胜任 but hopefully I've shown that I'm fit for purpose.
我已经赢得了军方盟友的支持 I've won the support of our allies in the Army.
我让广大成员团结一心 I've rallied the rank and file.
我为战场带来了一件毁灭性的新武器 I've brought a devastating new weapon onto the battlefield.
我们的敌人很快就会被迫投降 Our enemies will soon be forced to surrender.
很快 Very soon.
我以上述成绩为傲 I stand proudly on that record
恳请各位为我投票 and humbly ask for your votes.
谢谢 Thank you.
议会成员按职位由低到高逐一发言 Each council member will speak in ascending order of rank.
我赞成 I say yes.
赞成 Yes.
-赞成 -赞成 - Yes. - Yes.
赞成 Yes.
-赞成 -赞成 - Yes. - Yes.
赞成 Yes!
-赞成 -赞成 - Yes. - Yes.
赞成 Yes.
我赞成 I say yes.
议程通过 The motion is carried.
天佑英格兰 God save England!