嘿 嘿 拜托让我见见我老婆 Hey, hey. Uh, I need to see my wife.
我想知道她平安 求求你 I need to know if she's okay. Please!
别走 拜托 Stop! Please!
早安 瞌睡虫 Morning, sleepyhead.
干嘛起这么早？ What are you doing awake so early?
我今早要拍一组照片 I have a photo shoot this morning.
很合理 Course you do.
你是大明星 You're a big star.
-回来床上 -不行 没时间了 -Come back to bed. -No. No time for that.
妆发造型师随时会到 Got hair and makeup coming any minute.
你实在很棒 珊卓 It's amazing, what you've done, Sand.
都要归功于老爸 Well, Dad takes all the credit.
他当然这么认为 Course he does.
但全是因为有你 你知道的 But this is all you, you know that.
他们随时会到 They'll be here soon.
你不需要他们 你已经很美了 You don't need them. You're already gorgeous.
早安 珊卓 Morning, Sandra!
-你们来了 -你看起来真美... -There she is. -You look gorgeous.
-觉得这件如何？ -我很喜欢 -What do you think? -I love it.
我很喜欢 I love it.
你看了吗 你又登上封面了 Did you see? You're on the front page again.
天哪 Oh, my God.
未免太恐怖了 但那张照片真美 Terrible what happened, but look at you, darling.
好了 我先走了 Right, I'll be off, then.
好的 再见 阿福 All right, bye, Alfie.
-早啊 兄弟 -早啊 阿福 -All right, mate. -All right, Alfie.
谢谢 Thank you.
再见 Cheers.
早啊 Morning.
-这样整洁多了 -谢谢 -This looks much better. -Oh, thank you.
潘尼沃斯先生 令堂打了好几通电话来 Mr. Pennyworth, I've had a few calls from your mother already.
显然韦恩家出了点状况 Apparently there's been some trouble at the Wayne house.
-什么状况？ -我不知道 -What kind of trouble? -I don't know.
但她请你尽快回电 But she said you have to call her right away.
这位先生早 Ah, good morning, sir.
你早 我找阿福潘尼沃斯 Good morning, I'm looking for Alfred Pennyworth.
正是在下 You found him.
我是帕特里克韦恩 My name is Patrick Wayne.
你应该认识我家人 I understand you know my family.
没错 Yeah, that's right.
有事吗 韦恩先生？ What can I do for you, Mr. Wayne?
我儿子企图杀妻未遂 My son tried and failed to kill his wife.
怎么可能？ What? He never.
难以置信 但很遗憾是真的 Hard to believe, I know, but, sadly, true.
他此刻正关在伦敦塔里 He's been locked up in the Tower of London.
我想请你救他出来 I need you to break him out.
潘尼沃斯
—— 蝙蝠侠管家的起源 ——
警方直接将他关进伦敦塔 He was taken straight to the Tower,
就此失联 and there's been no contact since.
你应该试过法律途径了 I presume you've tried the legal route.
我们的律师束手无策 Our lawyers are getting nowhere.
我要确保托马斯的安全 I need to know Thomas is safe.
玛莎呢？ And Martha?
正在动手术 She's in surgery.
真是场悲剧 但我们现在无能为力 A tragedy, but nothing we can do for now.
会有飞机待命送托马斯回哥谭 There'll be a plane waiting to take Thomas back to Gotham.
他待在那里 He'll ride it out there
直到我们查明真相 until we get to the bottom of this.
或许情况没那么糟 There's a chance all of this will get worked out.
当局常偏袒你们这种家庭 The authorities tend to look favorably on families like yours.
官方说词是有转圜的余地 And I expect there's mitigating circumstances,as they say.
我有点怀疑他是被下药 I have a sneaking suspicion he was drugged.
何出此言？ Why do you say that?
乱猜的 Wild guess.
是这样吗？ Was he?
天晓得发生了什么事 Who knows what happened?
我不能冒险 让我儿子 I'm not taking the chance of having my son rot
在英国监狱里等死 in an English jail cell.
今晚就要救他出来 I need him out tonight.
很抱歉 我帮不了你 Well, I'm sorry. I can't help you.
伦敦塔很难吗？ Is the Tower that tough?
也不是 救他出来很简单 No, getting him out would be a doddle.
是后续才麻烦 It's what happens after.
这是在自掘坟墓 I'd be hanging myself, wouldn't I?
警方会追捕我一辈子 Rozzers chasing me the rest of my life.
出个价吧 Name your price.
就算一百万也不干 Mate, I wouldn't do it for a million quid.
是吗？ Really?
这价格很合理 'Cause that's a reasonable price.
-别开玩笑 -我没在开玩笑 -Get out. -I'm serious.
一百万英镑？ A million pounds sterling?
我很有钱 也很爱儿子 I'm an extremely wealthy man, and I love my son.
这里有一万英镑 That's £10,000.
预付款 An advance.
我儿子曾说过只要价码对了 My son seemed to think that for the right price,
你是无所不能的 there's nothing you can't do.
他说错了吗？ Was he wrong?
我研究一下 I'll look into it.
想想办法 See if there's a way.
-但不保证 -谢谢你 潘尼沃斯先生 -No promises. -Thank you, Mr. Pennyworth.
我们全家都感谢你 You have my family's gratitude.
是妈咪吗？ Is that Mummy?
把牛奶喝完 乖乖 You finish your milk, there's a good girl.
-你好 -妈 -Hello. -Mum.
是我 It's me.
我听说了发生的事 你还好吗？ I heard about what happened. Are you all right?
阿福 太可怕了 Oh, Alfie, it was awful.
先生差点杀了太太 He nearly killed her.
-你没事吧？ -我没事 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine.
我在陪珊曼莎 I've got Samantha here with me.
可怜的玛莎在医院 Poor Martha's in hospital.
听说情况很危急 It's touch and go, they say.
托马斯不太对劲 He was not right, Alfie.
他发生了什么事 像是被附身 Something happened to him, like he was possessed.
我猛打他的头才让他住手 I had to bash him over the head to make him stop.
你救了他 还有玛莎 Well, you done him a favor. And Martha.
我是忘了拿头巾 回来拿的 Well, I forgot me head scarf.I had to go back for it.
否则后果真是不堪设想 I dread to think what would have happened if I--well...
你离开前他的状况如何？ What was he like before you left?
很好 一切都很正常 Fine, nothing out of the ordinary.
还在煮晚餐 多好的人 He was just making dinner, God love him.
是受了什么刺激？ No idea what set him off?
不知道 No.
但他很反常 But he was not himself.
能问你昨晚为何没回家吗？ I suppose I shouldn't ask where you were last night.
先别说这个 妈 Not now, Mum.
你了解他爸吗？ What do you know about his dad?
不太清楚 Not much.
人有点傲慢 Bit uppity.
有个年轻女友 还是个大小姐 He's got a younger girlfriend. She's a right madam.
竟然要我干洗她的贴身衣物 Asked me to dry clean her delicates,can you believe it?
听我说 Listen.
中情局也介入了 但目的未明 The CIA are involved in this,and I'm not sure what they want,
总之你要小心点 but you need to keep an eye out.
那把贝雷塔还在吗？ You still got that Beretta?
我不喜欢枪 但还在 Well, I don't like it, but yes, I do.
很好 Good.
不要冒险 Don't take any chances.
有问题随时打到办公室 You call the office if there's any trouble.
好的 儿子 All right, love.
-自己多留意 -我待会儿就回去 -You take good care. -I'll be around later.
我好像听到有人提到...伦敦塔 Did I hear the Tower... of London?
轻而易举 Piece of cake.
伦敦塔不像监狱 更像观光景点 The Tower's hardly even a real prison.More for show.
是没错 Yeah.
所以可想而知这么做会让皇室多丢脸 So imagine the embarrassment to the Crown if you do this
还有无可避免的后果 and the inevitable repercussions.
别小题大作 Tempest in a teapot.
这事关一百万英镑 I'm talking about a million quid here.
-你相信他吗？ -当然不信 -But do you trust him? -No, of course not.
但就算不信也能拿他的钱 But we don't need to trust him to take his money.
等托马斯安全上了飞机还有更多 And there's several more of them once Thomas is safely on a plane.
但这可是伦敦塔啊 Still... the Tower of London.
别这么没志气 Stop saying that.
我们终于出头了 查特利 终于出头了 We have made it, Chadley.We've finally made it.
世界是我们的了 The world's our oyster.
我要去找阿齐兹 看事情能否简单化 Now, I'm gonna go see Aziz and see if I can't make this easy.
戴夫老弟死哪儿去了？ And where the fuck's Daveboy?
想趁我还没醒就开溜？ Stealing away before I'm awake?
太过分了 Terrible.
只是不想吵醒你 I'm just trying to get out of your hair.
昨晚可真狂野啊 That was a wild night.
没错 Aye, it was that.
你有更想去的地方吗？ Is there somewhere you'd rather be?
不是啦 要上班没办法 No, just--just work, you know?
我记得你说是军人 I thought you said you were in the army.
曾经是 现在是私营部门 I was. Private sector now.
我喜欢想象你穿军服的样子 I rather liked the idea of you in uniform.
那你现在是做什么的？ So what do you do, then?
潘尼沃斯安保 Pennyworth Security.
寻找失踪人口 当保镖 Missing persons, bodyguarding.
公家也会给我们一些案子 The government throws us a few jobs.
你见过什么高官吗？ Do you ever meet any P-dubs?
当然有 Aye.
那种混账见多了 Too many of the bastards.
你见过老兵上尉吗？ Have you met Captain Blighty?
算是见过 Aye. Aye, you could say that.
我看到他会怕 Oh, he sort of scares me.
很合理 Mm, good reason.
他在增强前是个神经错乱的浑蛋 He was a mad bastard before the enhancements.
今晚在我工作的画廊有场派对 There's a party tonight at the gallery I work at.
你要来吗？ Do you want to come?
我想介绍你给我朋友 I'd love you to meet my friends.
-画廊 -A gallery?
对 是周末开展前的私人聚会 Yes, well, it's an intimate gathering before the art show this weekend.
一定会很精彩 It'll be amazing.
用多媒体批判社会常规 It's a multimedia critique of the normative.
探索如何开展英国人的心灵束缚 It's an exploration in expanding the bounds of the British psyche.
开什么玩笑 Get tae fuck.
我当然会去 Well, of course I'll--I'll come if--
如果你希望我到场的话 if you want me to, obviously.
我最爱探讨英国人的心灵 Always been interested in the British psyche.
太好了 Wonderful.
在绿街的修鞋铺旁边 It's Green Street, next to the cobbler's.
-九点开始 -好 -Starts at 9:00. -Right.
很期待 I can't wait.
-到时候见 -我也等不及了 -I'll see you there. -Mm, can't wait.
效果很好呢 Turned out really well.
可以吃吗？ Can I?
开动吧 Go on, then.
你待在这儿别动 好吗 宝贝？ Now, you stay right just there. Okay, love?
真要命 Oh, bloody hell.
-早安 -你是谁？ -Good morning. -Who are you?
我是罗杰 I'm Roger.
罗杰哈蒙德 Roger Hammond?
干什么的？ 我不想买东西 What do you want? I'm not buying anything.
不是的 我是来找你的 No. No, I'm here for you.
"离婚男" Divorce?
喜欢赏鸟 I enjoy bird-watching?
有只约克夏犬 I have a Yorkshire terrier?
-"孤家寡人"的 -哦 From the Lonely Hearts. -Oh, yeah.
好 我想起来了 I remember now.
请稍等 Just a minute.
没事了 Right.
我很抱歉 罗杰 I'm sorry, Roger,
我现在不做那种事了 but I'm not doing that sort of thing anymore.
来的都是变态 Full of perverts,
根据我少数的经验 in my limited experience.
好吧 有点失望 Right. That's disappointing.
我从旁斯特来的 I've come from Plumstead.
那么远啊 Oh, that is a long way.
换两班公交车 Two buses.
我本来要取消 但... I meant to cancel, but...
实在太忙了 I've had me hands full over here.
你好 Hello.
你好 Oh, hello.
-抱歉打扰你妈咪 -妈咪？ -Sorry for disturbing your mum here. -Mum?
别说笑了 我是她的保姆 Get away.I'm her nanny.
欢迎你进来喝杯茶 罗杰 Well, you're welcome to come in and have a cup of tea, Roger,
回家前上个洗手间 use the facilities before you make your way back home.
我不想打扰 I wouldn't want to impose.
不会的 请进 请进 No. Come in, come in.
谢谢你 Oh, thank you.
这边请 Please.
帮我找个花瓶插 你好棒 Can you find a vase? Well done, darling.
阿福 早啊 Alfred, good morning.
今天好像很忙 Busy round here today.
对 英联邦高峰会在即 大家都失魂落魄似的 Yes, I'm afraid everyone's rather distracted with the Commonwealth Summit.
准备迎接 从大英帝国独立的伟大国家 Preparing to welcome the great independent nations of the British Empire.
听起来他们想要更独立 Sounds like they want a bit more independence.
这也不能怪他们 Can't say I blame them.
找我有事？ What can I do for you?
有韦恩太太的消息吗？ Any update on Mrs. Wayne?
还在手术中 没有进一步消息 She's in surgery. No news as of yet.
是这样的 You know,
我前两天碰到她 I bumped into her the day before yesterday.
是吗？ Is that so?
在心静道场 At the Inner Peace Ashram.
玛莎认为中情局在那里测试新药 Martha seemed to think that the CIA were testing a new drug there.
洁西卡服了这个药 This drug was given to Jessica Thistle,
后来手弑双亲 and she murdered her parents.
合理推断托马斯是同样遭遇 Stands to reason the same thing happened to Thomas.
玛莎昨天试着联络我 Martha tried to contact me yesterday.
能跟托马斯谈谈吗？ Any chance of talking to him?
你干嘛这么热心？ Why? What's your particular interest?
只是个关心此事的公民 Well, just a concerned citizen.
真是值得嘉许 Hmm! How very noble of you.
但恐怕没意义 But pointless, I'm afraid.
他自称完全不记得 He claims he has no memory of the incident.
他说的是实话 He's telling the truth.
你明知他是无辜的 You know he's innocent.
严格来说 他罪证确凿 Well, strictly speaking, he's as guilty as sin.
而且中情局想要羁押托马斯 所以先关在那里 Besides, the CIA evidently wanted Thomas in jail,so that's where he's staying for now.
-他们也要玛莎死 -没错 -They also wanted Martha dead. -Indeed,
代表她知道一些重要资讯 我想先找出答案 so she knows something important.I'd like to find out what that is
以免在全球高峰会前再激怒美国人 before further provoking the Americans ahead of a global summit.
-没错 但... -不准插手 -Well, yeah, but---Stay out of this.
你现在不该干涉国际事务 Now is not the time for you to be meddling with international relations,
清楚吗？ is that clear?
很清楚 Say no more.
很好 Good.
托马斯或许并非有意行凶 Thomas may not have done this deliberately,
但确实是他下的手 but he did do it.
伦敦塔是最安全的地方 The Tower is the safest place for him,
对他对我们都有好处 for his sake and ours.
早安 这里是白厅总机 请问要转接谁？ Good morning, Whitehall switchboard.How may I connect you?
我想联络玛莎韦恩太太 Yes, I'm trying to reach Mrs. Martha Wayne.
但一直... But I-I keep being--
韦恩太太现在无法接听 Mrs. Wayne is not available, sir.
抱歉了 再见 Sorry, goodbye.
喂？ Hello.
你好 格普博士 很高兴终于跟你通上话 Hello, Dr. Glubb.How nice to speak to you at last.
你是谁？ Who is this?
我是你的救星 I am the answer to all your prayers.
你怎么找到我的？ How did you find me?
反正就是找到了 Just be glad I did.
我们碰个面讨论一下如何 Shall we meet to discuss business?
你是谁？ Who are you?
很重要吗？ Does it matter?
放心啦 我不是中情局的 I'm not the CIA, if that's what you're worried about.
你自认为还能躲他们多久？ How much longer do you think you'll be able to hide from them?
他们很凶残也很精明 They are so vicious and clever.
在哪里碰面？ Where shall we meet?
谢谢 Cheers.
天哪 Well, fuck me.
我不敢相信 I do not believe that.
幸好潘太太没事 Thank God for Mrs. P, yeah?
没错 Indeed.
你又穿着昨天的衣服 You're in last night's clothes again.
我说过了 You know, I've said this before,
我们要展现优良企业形象 we should all present good business decorum.
我昨晚跟一个丧礼上的女人回家 I went home with a bird from the funeral last night.
魅力十足 A real smasher.
美艳动人 Posh as fuck.
亲切好聊 Proper nice.
天哪 Goodness.
恭喜你 Well, congratulations.
说不上来 肯定有诈 Nah, I don't know.There's got to be a catch somewhere.
她邀请我去一间画廊 She's invited me to something at a fucking art gallery, for fuck's sake,
见她上流朋友 to meet her fancy friends.
-她为何想这么做？ -没错 为什么？ -Why would she want that? -Exactly.Why?
我是想不通 I cannot fathom.
但以后请放几件换洗衣物在办公室 But in future,please keep some spare clothes in the office.
潘尼沃斯先生 Mr. Pennyworth.
-早安 -早 -Morning. -Morning.
找阿齐勒不灵 他想继续收押托马斯 No luck with Aziz. He wants to keep Thomas Wayne locked up.
很合理 毕竟发生过洁西卡事件 Well, that makes sense after Jessica Thistle.
我们还不确定二者间有关联 We don't know for sure yet that they're connected.
说什么屁话 Fuck off.
我们当然确定 Of course we do.
托马斯韦恩没那胆子杀老婆 Thomas Wayne hasn't the balls to stab his wife.
是中情局搞得鬼 It was yon CIA.
为什么中情局要陷害托马斯韦恩？ Why is the CIA setting up Thomas Wayne?
托马斯是武器 不是目标 Thomas was the weapon, not the target.
玛莎知道内情 Martha knew something,
比我们所知道的多 否则菜刀下的亡魂就是我们 something more than we do,else we'd be on the wrong end of the kitchen knife.
所以我们今晚还是要闯进去 So we're still going in. Tonight.
去哪里？ Where?
伦敦塔 The Tower.
我们要救他出来 We're getting him out.
你在开玩笑吧 Are you fucking joking?
我们没必要蹚这浑水 This is not our fight.
中情局 伦敦塔？ Huh, the CIA? The Tower? Nah.
这种麻烦你惹不起 No, that's deep, dark water you're wading into.
他老爸付我们一百万英镑 His dad's paying us a million quid.
一百万？ A million?
一百万镑？ What, a million pounds?
很棒吧 Sweet, eh?
我不知道 太好而不像真的 I don't know.That seems too good to be true, doesn't it?
没有人收过一百万 一定有陷阱 No one gets a million pounds. There's got to be a catch.
-戴夫老弟 一定要我说吗？ -不用 我知道... -Daveboy, do I really have to say it? -No, I know, I know.
胆大才能赢 Who dares fucking wins.
但是一百万？ But, Alfie, a million quid?
打给卢修斯 这次需要他 Call Lucius, we're gonna need him for this one.
-马上办 -你等会儿 -Right away. -Hey, hold on a wee minute.
我们在这儿坐了十分钟 We've been sitting here for ten fucking minutes
吃着粉红威化饼 eating pink wafers,
你就没想过先告诉我 要闯进伦敦塔？ and you never thought to tell me that we were breaking into the Tower of fucking London?
该死 Fuck.
最离谱的是他竟然要我... Can you believe it? He actually asked me--
我说不出口他要求我做的事 Do you know, I can't tell you what he asked me.
但那肯定不是绅士该说的话 But they weren't the words of a gentleman,I can promise you that.
所以我决定不做那种事了 So I decided I'm not doing that anymore.
真是知人知面不知心 You never know who's on there or where they've been.
天哪 Goodness.
我很遗憾你有过不愉快的经验 I'm sorry you had such an awful experience.
我只想认识个好男人慢慢相处 I just wanted to meet a nice man and spend time with him.
或许去跳个舞什么的 Maybe do a bit of dancing.
我以前很喜欢跳舞 I used to love dancing.
你会跳舞吗？ Do you dance?
不会 Uh, no.
我的肢体不协调 Two left feet, I'm afraid.
你看起来是个亲切的正常人 Well, you seem like a nice normal fella.
为什么会上"孤家寡人"？ What are you doing on Lonely Hearts?
因为... Well...
我太太甩了我 My wife left me.
真是太糟糕了 Terrible business, terrible.
事实上 她是跟克莱维可利跑了 She ran off with Clive Vickery, actually.
"早安英国"的克莱维可利？ Clive Vickery of "Good Day Britain"?
我对那件事...有点印象 I do actually remember hearing about that.
对 很多人都知道 Yes.Most people did.
这整件事 Whole thing was...
很丢脸 very embarrassing.
那是我先夫 That's my husband.
愿他安息 God rest his soul.
亚瑟 Arthur.
那是... Is--
但他是... but he--
首相 The prime minister.
仅次于女皇 And almost the queen.
他牵涉了很多混事 He got mixed up in a lot of nonsense.
但也不是那么糟 你要知道这点 But he wasn't all bad. You should know that.
死过两次 Died twice, you know.
什么？ I'm sorry?
我想说的是 So what I'm saying is,
你不需要感到羞愧 you've no need to be embarrassed.
至少在我面前不用 Not in front of me, anyway.
是啊 的确如此 Well, no.Indeed.
我对克莱维可利一直没好印象 You know, I never trusted Clive Vickery.
他的双眼距离太近 His eyes are too close together.
求你告诉我 我老婆是否活着 Please, I'm begging you.I need to know if my wife's alive.
我要知道她是否无恙 I need to know if she's okay.
-了解了 -这些东西必须还我 -Yes, uh-huh. -Okay, now, I need all of this back,
所以别弄丢了 so don't leave anything behind.
这是什么？ What the fuck is that?
这个是开锁工具 This here is a lock-picking device.
一旦固定在钥匙孔上 Once securely fastened to the keyhole...
拉下这个把手 门在十秒内应该就会打开 Press this lever,and the door should unlock within ten seconds.
好的 女士 我等 Yes, miss, I'll hold.
应该会？ Should?
该死的 这到底有没有用？ For fuck's sake.Does it work, or does it not?
我不需要来的 听清楚 I don't need to be here.You know?
事实上 In fact,
-我也不该来 -我们很感激你过来 -I shouldn't be here. -No, we're very grateful that you are here.
闭嘴 戴夫老弟 Shut up, Daveboy.
你们可能不知道 Now, you may not know this,
我是个狂热的登山客 but I'm quite an avid mountaineer.
我在这个领域上开发了一些想法 And I've been toying with several ideas in that regard.
-我解释一下... -这是抓钩枪吧 借我 Now, I'll explain---Grappling hook gun, is it? Give her here.
没错 就是你说的那个 Uh, yes,that's--that's exactly what that is.
-操作方式是... -射向目标 -How it works---You shoot it at your target,
按下侧边开关就上去了 flick the switch on the side, and away you go.
-也没错 -应该没问题 -Yes. -Think I got it.
你有第二个吗？ Well, you've got a second one of them somewhere?
不然我要怎么上墙？ Well, how do I get up the bleeding wall?
等阿福上去了 When Alfie gets there,
他会把绳子抛下来 你爬上去 he'll throw down a rope. You climb up.
真是太完美的设想 Oh, that's fucking perfect.
现在我必须强调 Now, I must emphasize
这些只是原型 these are prototypes.
我只做过几次测试 I've only conducted limited testing,
并非每次都成功 some more successful than others.
-你听到他说的吗？ -没问题的啦 -Are you fucking hearing this? -It'll be fine.
谢谢 女士 Thank you, madam.
幸好韦恩太太没事了 Thankfully Mrs. Wayne is safe.
手术结束 情况良好 Out of surgery and doing well.
这是个好兆头 How's that for a sign?
行动 戴夫老弟 Boots on, Daveboy.
烦死了 Shit.
有个叫莎莉的女人 So, eh, this Sally girl.
然后呢？ Yeah.
她啊... She--
要我骂她 she asked me to call her names.
懂吗？ You know,
在床上说些下流话 in bed. Dirty names.
是哦 Did she?
你觉得这正常吗？ Do you think that's normal?
有时候是 Happens.
所以我骂她小贱货 So I called her a bastard wee hun.
结果奏效了 Seemed to do the trick.
还真管用 Bloody hell, it worked.
你觉得这妥当吗？ So do you think that's all right?
我很想继续谈你的爱情生活 但我们有事在身 I'd love to stay and chat about your love life,but we should crack on, eh?
现在只要按这个 Now, if I just flip this--
果不其然 Of course.
我得爬上这个破楼 I'm the one that's got to climb the bastard.
可以请你关掉吗？ Can we turn this off, please?
做这种工作最好试着放松 It's best to try and relax on these kind of jobs.
时间会过得快一点 Makes them go faster.
我觉得完全不该放松 I can see no reason at all for relaxation.
累死了 Fuck's sake.
不许评论 Not a fucking word.
小心了 Watch it, mate.
这有点棘手 Now, this is a pickle.
-阿福 -尽管惊动大家 -Alfie. -All right, let's not alert the whole Tower.
玛莎还好吗？ How's Martha? Is she okay? Do you know?
她还活着 会康复 She's alive. She's gonna be all right.
谢天谢地 Thank God.
-珊曼莎呢？ -没事 我妈在带 And Samantha? -She's fine.She's with Mum.
退后 我们马上救你出来 Now, stand back.We'll have you out of here in a jiffy.
-好的 -准备好了？ -Uh, okay. -All ready?
最好是能用 Here goes nothing.
我就知道 I fucking knew it.
该带喷枪的 可恶 We should have brought a bloody blowtorch. Fuck.
厉害了 Fuck me.
我没做那些事 是药物作祟 I didn't do what they're saying I did.I was drugged.
我绝不会伤害她 I would never hurt her.
我知道 I know that.
事不宜迟 令尊用高价 雇我们救你出去 Now, if you don't mind, your dad's paid us good money to get you out of here.
-我爸找上你？ -对 -My father came to you? -Yeah.
把双手给我 Now, give us your hands.
怎么？ What's happening?
我们是囚犯 戴夫老弟要押解我们出去 We're prisoners,and Daveboy's escorting us out of here.
撑着点 兄弟 You hang in there, mate.
每个晚上都... Every bleedin' night--
且慢 Hold on.
惨了 Oh, dear.
别慌 It's okay.
B计划是什么？ What's plan B?
什么B计划？ Plan B, sir?
B计划就是A计划搞砸时 一定要有的计划 Plan B,for when plan A goes completely fucking haywire!There's always a plan B.
潘尼沃斯先生对他的计划很有信心 Mr. Pennyworth was very confident in his plan, sir.
那是机关枪 Those were machine guns.
但我懂你的意思 I do see your point, however.
B计划 Having a plan B or,
或我称为的备案 if I may call it,a backup plan
这时会有帮助 might have been helpful at this juncture.
我们都得坐牢了 We're all going to jail.
我觉得要放弃A计划还太早 But I still think it's too early to give up on plan A.
这车不是防弹的 This van isn't bulletproofed.
我真该做成防弹的 I should have bulletproofed the van.
我正在研发轻量型合金 That lightweight alloy I've been developing.
用四...五毫米的钣件 4-, no, 5-millimeter sheeting
-全包起来 -够了 您继续思考 -all around. -That's it, sir. You think about that.
我先发动引擎 I'll start the engine.
我们要去哪里？ Where are we going?
坐稳了吗 老板？ All right, sir?
坐稳了 可以走了 All right, Chadley, we can go now.
没问题 Jolly good.
你的计划成功了 Your plan worked.
当然会成功 Course it worked.
这是很棒的计划 It was a lovely plan.
要有信心 卢修斯 Have some faith, Mr. Fox.
还好吗 托马斯？ How are you, Thomas?
说不上好 卢修斯 Uh, yeah, well, I've been better, Lucius,
但是谢谢你 but, um, thanks for this.
只是犯了叛逆罪 Oh, hey, just high treason.
小事一桩 No big deal.
好 要是没其他事 Right, if we're done here,
我可以中途下车吗？ can you drop me off on the way?
我要去约会 I've got a date.
怎么了？ What?
请进 Come in.
托马斯韦恩从伦敦塔逃走了 Sir, Thomas Wayne has escaped from the Tower.
对阿福潘尼沃斯发出紧急追捕令 Put out an emergency bulletin for the arrest of Alfred Pennyworth.
遵命 Yes, sir.
可恶... God damn it.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
玛莎还活着 Martha is still alive.
你的儿子刚逃出伦敦塔 And your damn son just escaped from the Tower.
等等 Wait a second.
这是你策划的吗？ Did you arrange that?
他是我的独子 总不能让他... He's my only son.I couldn't let him rot in--
我的身边怎么都是大蠢蛋 Jesus Christ,I'm surrounded by fucking idiots.
我觉得无伤大雅 But I don't see the harm.
英国佬没有凶手能起诉 If the Brits don't have a culprit to prosecute,
就会深入调查 并查到我们身上 they'll have to dig deeper,and they'll start looking at us.
-中情局是动不得的 -但我不是 -But the CIA are untouchable, aren't they? -I'm not.
局里会把我当弃子 They'll throw me to the dogs.
声称我是个失控干员 Claim I'm a rogue agent.
-你是吗？ -废话 -Are you? -Of course I am.
清醒点 整个行动都失控 Wake up, you dumb motherfucker.This whole operation is rogue.
整个系统都失控 The System is rogue.
而你是整件事里的大蠢蛋 You're the only square idiot in this whole damn deal.
-是我 -韦恩太太还活着 -It's me. -Mrs. Wayne is alive.
-我知道 -要怎么处理？ -Yes, I know.-What would you like us to do?
采取必要手段然后走人 Do what you have to do,and then we're shutting up shop.
-了解 -没错 焦土计划 -Okay. -That's right.Scorched Earth.
遵命 女士 Yes, ma'am.
焦土计划是什么意思？ Scorched Earth? What the heck does that mean?
托马斯在哪里？ Where is Thomas now?
我不知道 I don't know.
他在哪里？ Where is he?
妈？ Mum?
天老爷 你吓死我了 For goodness' sake, you scared me to death.
没事的 枪可以收起来了 Steady on. You can put that away.
阿福 你做了什么？ Alfie, what have you done?
生意 Business.
一笔很好的生意 Good business.
抱歉给你添麻烦 潘尼沃斯太太 I'm sorry for the trouble, Mrs. Pennyworth.
-珊曼莎呢？ -她很好 -Where's Samantha? -She's fine.
在楼上睡觉 She's asleep upstairs.
-这是哪位？ -是罗杰 你不用管他是谁 -Who's this, then? -Oh, this is Roger.Never you mind who this is.
-或许我该... -你待着别走 -Uh, maybe I should---No, you're staying here.
别让阿福破坏我们的夜晚 I'm not having Alfie spoil our evening with his shenanigans.
-爸爸... -小珊珊 -Daddy! -Sam!
-爸爸 -过来抱抱 小乖 -Daddy! -Come here, sweetie.
看到你好开心 Oh, it's good to see you.
我们做了个蛋糕 Me and Mary made a cake.
这样啊 You did?
这么棒 我肯定要吃一块 Oh, delicious. I'll have to have a slice.
他是你男友？ So is this your boyfriend, then?
闭嘴 我们今天第一次见面 Shush, you. We only met today.
原来如此 I see.
少给我那副表情 Well, don't be giving me that face.
-我偶尔也想交个男朋友 -这...是没错 -I can have a boyfriend if I like. -Well...yeah.
我也能全裸与他在街上跳舞 I can dance down the street naked with him if I like.
我敢担保绝没有那种想法 Uh, I assure you, sir,that's not at all what I had in mind.
没关系的 No, no.
我家很开放 你想干嘛都行 It's Liberty Hall here, mate.You do as you please.
我该走了 I better go.
再见 Goodbye.
很幸会 但是... Nice meeting you, but, uh--
再见 goodbye!
谢了 阿福 Thank you, Alfie.
多谢你坏我好事 Thank you very much.
你跟珊曼莎相处十分钟 然后就去机场 I'll give you ten minutes with Samantha,and then we'd better get to the airport, all right?
潘尼沃斯太太 麻烦你先... Uh, Mrs. Pennyworth, would--would you mind--
没问题 Yes, of course I will.
我们走 小乖乖 Come on, then, darling.
-来看看还能做什么 -没事好做了 -Let's see what's left to do.-There is nothing.
阿福 我不会离开我的家人 Alfie.I'm not leaving my family.
但你也帮不了玛莎 Well, you can't help Martha, can you?
而且小珊跟我妈很安全 你留在伦敦就会回到伦敦塔 And Sam's safe here with Mum.You stay in London, you'll be back to the Tower--
-我哪里都不去 -这由不得你 -I'm not going anywhere. -It's not up to you.
你爸雇我们带你出国 我们就照办 Your dad's paying us to get you out of the country,so that's what we're gonna do.
让我爸去死 Fuck my dad.
我觉得这整件事就是他搞出来的 I think he is responsible for all of this.
有证据吗？ Do you have any proof?
韦恩企业与中情局 在研发一款控制心智的药物 Wayne Enterprises was developing a mind-control drug with the CIA.
安眠曲计划 Operation Lullaby State.
负责开发的博士落跑 The doctor running it has gone rogue,
拥药自重 待价而沽 and now he's trying to sell the stuff to the highest bidder.
而玛莎发现了 Martha found out.
这个安眠药会让人发狂 他可能对你下药吗？ And this Lullaby drug makes people go nuts? Could he have given it to you?
我不记得昨天回家后的任何事 Well, I can't remember anything that happened after I got home yesterday,
现在玛莎在医院 and now Martha is in the hospital,
而他想把我送出国 and he's trying to get me out of the country.
不算明确证据 Not conclusive, really, is it?
当然算 Of course it is.
他想让我杀自己老婆 He tried to make me kill my own wife.
尽管如此 Well, be that as it may,
你爸付我们一百万送你上飞机 your dad is paying us a million pounds to get you on a plane.
你想留下能付多少？ What will you pay to stay?
-我没有一百万给你 -这不就结了 -I don't have a million pounds to give you, Alfie.-There's your answer, then.
天啊 这么无情？ Jesus, really?
我这是在帮你 Look, I'm doing you a favor.
你留下能做什么？ What are you gonna do here?
你是个通缉犯 You're a wanted man.
你要怎么处理你爸？ And what you gonna do with your dad?
杀了他 还是逮捕他？ Kill him? Arrest him?
我要找出真相 I-I'll find out the truth. That's what I'll do.
别管真相 谁在乎啊 Oh, bugger the truth.Who cares about the truth?
只要你搭上飞机 我就是百万富翁 Whereas if you get on that plane,I am a millionaire.
阿福 Alfie.
戴夫老弟 Daveboy?
你来了 You came.
你穿的是什么？ What are you wearing?
一言难尽 It's a--a long story.
你看看 Well,
觉得如何啊？ what do you think?
-很棒 -是不是 -Very nice. -Yes.
很特别 对吧？ It is very special, isn't it?
比那些罐头汤是好多了 Well, it's better than those tins of soup,that's for sure.
但愿如此 Well, I like to think so.
莎莉 Sally,
这位是谁啊？ what have you brought us?
他是戴夫老弟 This is Daveboy.
戴夫老弟 这位是法兰思福克斯 Daveboy, this is Francis Foulkes.
就是开展艺术家 He's the artist.
幸会了 Charmed.
你好 老兄 How you doing there, pal?
你的艺品非常厉害 It's very, uh, nice art that you have here.
你在哪儿钓到他的？ Where did you pick him up?
是在特斯索的丧礼上 We met at the Thistle funeral.
所以你看到了那场 大家都在讨论的精彩表演 So you witnessed that inspired performance.Everyone's been talking about it.
真可惜我错过了 I'm so sad I missed it.
主角就是戴夫老弟 That was Daveboy.
原来如此 You don't say.
-太有才华了 -我不是要... -Ingenious! -Well, I didn't mean to--
你真是绝妙人物 You are fabulous.
看看这张脸 Look at this face.
活生生地展现出平民烦恼 Plebeian angst in the flesh.
真是幸会了 戴夫...老弟 It's a pleasure to meet you, Dave...boy.
莎莉 我得招呼其他人 Sally, I must do the rounds.
-你好啊 -亲爱的 -Hello. -Darling.
他喜欢你 He likes you.
你好 Hello
你好 亲爱的 Ah. Hello, love.
无意让你受惊 Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.
我为了省时就自己进来了 I, um--I let myself in to save time.
想必你就是漂亮的维吉尼亚 我是阿福潘尼沃斯 You must be the lovely Virginia.Alfred Pennyworth.
对 我是维吉妮亚狄弗洛 Hi. Yes, Virginia Devereaux.
幸会 Nice to meet you.
老人家在里面？ Your old man about, is he?
是的 Uh, yes.
里面请 潘尼沃斯先生 Please, come this way, Mr. Pennyworth.
亲爱的 有访客 Pat, dear, we have a visitor.
潘尼沃斯先生 Mr. Pennyworth.
-托马斯安全吗？ -依偎着像只睡鼠 -Is Thomas safe? -Snug as a dormouse,
正在大西洋上空 somewhere over the Atlantic.
-谢谢你 -我们来结清吧 -Thank you. -Let's settle up, shall we?
要开发票吗？ Do you need an invoice?
哦 不需要发票 Oh, right. No.
已付1万 尚欠99万英镑 -£10,000 down, £990,000 outstanding.
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?
一百万英镑？ A million pounds?
维吉尼亚 我来处理 Please, Virginia, let me handle this.
你是我见过最愚蠢心软的浑蛋 You are the dumbest, softest son of a bitch I ever saw.
花一百万救那个没用的富二代？ A million to save that useless trust fund baby?
这是我该做的事 It was the right thing to do. He's weak.
他很软弱 可能会出卖我 He would have betrayed me, testified against me.
对我有不利证词那怎么行 I couldn't let him do that.
你有脸说他软弱？ He was weak?
别激动 女士 Here, hang on, miss.
我们先处理完交易 Let's get business out of the way first, shall we?
快滚 他不会付钱的 Take a hike. He's not paying you.
他会付的 Oh, he'll pay.
否则我就说出安眠曲的事 Or I'll start talking about Lullaby.
-这你不乐见吧？ -什么... -You wouldn't like that, would you, Mr. Wayne? -What?How?
不准再说一个字 Don't say a goddamn word.
可恶 你该耐住性子 Oh, for fuck's sake, you were supposed to wait.
-托马斯？ -我还没问出来 -Thomas? -I haven't got anything out of him yet.
告诉我这不是真的 You tell me it isn't true.
-事情没那么单纯 -你没让我杀自己老婆？ -It is not that simple, son. -Tell me you didn't try to make me kill my own wife!
我没有 No, no, I didn't!
此事与你无关？ You had nothing to do with it?
-这很复杂 -我女儿在家里 -It's complicated. -My daughter was in the house!
你没有羞耻或道德良心吗？ Have you no shame at all?No morals? No conscience?
不是我 Wasn't me.
-是她干的 -什么？ -It was her.-What?
都是她 It was her.
她是中情局的人 She's CIA.
负责控管我 She's--she's my handler.
这些都是她逼我做的 She made me do all of this.
你这没骨气的龟孙子 You spineless son of a bitch.
尽管毙了我 Oh, go ahead, shoot me.
送我去坐牢 我不在乎了 Send me to prison. I don't care anymore.
我受够了装模作样 I am tired of this whole goddamn charade.
你就不能再撑一天？ You couldn't keep your nerve for one more day?
坐下 全都坐下 Sit down. All of you.
事情有了转折呢 Well, here's a turnup, eh?
为什么你会受中情局控管？ Why the hell do you have a CIA handler?
我犯了错 I made some mistakes.
犯错？ Mistakes?
判断错误 Errors of judgment.
诈骗 贪污 还有性侵 Fraud, corruption, sexual assault.
那是个圈套 It was entrapment.
中情局想要我们的药厂 The CIA wanted our pharma wing.
而你父亲是最弱的一环 And your father was a weak link.
出于好奇 为何中情局要搞药物 Just curious,why's the CIA messing about with drugs?
有更简单的杀人手法 There's easier ways to kill.
我们还摸不透这种药物的效力 We've barely scratched the surface of what we can do with this drug.
比方说有五个人 Give it to 5 people,
十或二十个人 10 people, 20,
整支军队 甚至整个国家 a whole army, a whole country.
全都共享一个幻象 Imagine they all have the same vision.
由一个人操控的幻象 A vision controlled by you.
-你这病态的女人 -我是爱国也讲求现实 -You sick bitch. -I'm a patriot and a realist.
试图防止全球的安全危机 And I'm trying to contain a dangerous international security situation.
屁话 你是彻底搞砸了 Bollocks.You've cocked up good and proper.
而现在是力求自保 And now you're trying to save your ass as best you can.
这并不可耻 No shame in that.
但你打算怎样 射杀我们？ But what's the plan here?Are you gonna shoot us or something?
我也有枪必要时会用 'Cause I've got a gun as well if that's where we're going.
你试试看 Try me.
只是随口说说 I'm just saying.
我们要回国了 We're going home.
你们就待在这里给警方处理 You're staying here for the police to deal with.
-我们会和盘托出 -你们政府不会想听 -Well, I'll tell them everything. -The government won't want to hear it.
美国是盟友 America is an ally.
你们是更合适的罪魁祸首 You guys are much better culprits.
帕特里克 我的包里有几副手铐 Patrick, there's some handcuffs in my purse.
爸 Dad,
不论你做错了什么 whatever it is you've done wrong,
这不是弥补的方式 this isn't the way to fix things.
我没得选择 I have no choice.
每个人都有选择 Everybody has a choice, Dad.
我们是警察 双手举高 Police. Hands up.
把枪放下 Drop the gun.
你们怎么会来？ What are you doing here?
没人叫警察 We didn't call the police.
你没有 No,
是我叫的 that was me.
或许我该先提一声 I guess I could have mentioned.
你们都被捕了 You're all under arrest.
原本的计划是让韦恩先生认罪 See, the plan was to get Mr. Wayne here to confess,
查出存放安眠药的地点 then find out where this Lullaby was stashed.
可惜托马斯耐不住性子 Only Thomas here couldn't wait.
总之呢 原来是你在搞鬼 Anyway, turns out, it was you.
我们没做错事 We have done nothing wrong.
这两个是逃犯 These men are fugitives.
只是听命行事 Just following orders, madam.
现在谁才是大蠢蛋啊 Who's the dumb motherfucker now?
焦土计划个屁 Scorched Earth, my ass.
闭嘴 我们早餐前就能获释 Keep your mouth shut. We'll be out before breakfast.
给我们一点时间 Hey, give us a moment.
什么是焦土计划？ What do you mean, Scorched Earth?
听起来很不妙 Sounds ominous.
告诉他们 狄弗洛干员 Tell them, Officer Devereaux, tell them.
-反正你有外交豁免权 -闭上你的狗嘴 -You have diplomatic immunity. -Shut your goddamn mouth.
反正也太迟了 It's too late anyway.
人已经派出去 I already sent them.
也没办法取消行动 I have no way to call them off.
什么事太迟？ What's too late?
她派人去了结玛莎 She sent men to finish Martha.
晚上好 先生们 Good evening, gentlemen.
抱歉 Sorry.
走错病房 Wrong room.
刚才就是他们 That was them.
你该看看他们离开时的表情 You should have seen their faces as they left.
令人发笑 Very droll.
是他们 玛莎很安全 That was them. She's safe.
杀手已经离开 They're gone.
希望能不计较此事 阿齐兹先生 I hope we can see our way past this, Mr. Aziz.
毕竟是我通知你们的 I am the one who called you lot.
再看看吧 Yes, we'll see.
很高兴听你这么说 Glad to hear it.
谢谢 警员 Thank you, Constable.
现在可以走了 We can go now.
你害我损失百万英镑 Million bloody quid you cost me.
现在得知真相开心吗？ And are you happy now now you got the truth?
等这件事结束后 你们该来安妮女王坐坐 We get this sorted, you gents should come down to Queen Anne's.
我们那里一视同仁 We treat plods like you just the same as anyone else.
并以此自豪 Point of pride.
再说一遍 Say it again.
你是个肮脏的小东西 Oh, you're a dirty wee gadget,and you know you are.
是谁啊？ Who the fuck's here?
是我啦 无意打扰 Only me. Didn't mean to disturb.
-阿福 -是谁啊？ -Alfie. -Who is it?
阿福 这位是莎莉 Alfie, Sally.
莎莉 这位是阿福 Sally, Alfie.
幸会了 Nice to meet you.
我也是 Likewise.
我要去办公室 二位继续 Well, I was just up to the office,so don't let me interrupt.
幸会啦 阿福 Nice to meet you, Alfie.
我的老天啊 Here we go.
现在我被困住了 Now I'm stuck.
我们两个都是 Makes two of us.
珊卓 Sandra?
你怎么进来的？ 查特利让我进来等你 How'd you get in here? Chadley let me in to wait for you.
我原本要走了 但戴夫老弟跟那女生在楼下 Huh. I went to leave, but then Daveboy and that girl were downstairs.
不想打扰他们 Didn't want to interrupt.
也是 Right.
抱歉 Sorry.
没关系 It's all right.
这样也很好啊 This is nice.
你好像很累 You look tired.
漫长的一天 Long day.
与警方有些误会 Had a bit of a misunderstanding with the police.
但都澄清了 It's all sorted now.
你被逮捕了吗？ What? Were you arrested?
是拘留 Detained.
为了什么拘留你？ What did they detain you for?
涉嫌帮托马斯韦恩逃出伦敦塔 For allegedly breaking Thomas Wayne out of the Tower of London.
真的吗？ 帮托马斯韦恩逃出伦敦塔？ Uh, did you break Thomas Wayne out of the Tower of London?
是有这么回事 Yeah, we did.
那有什么好误会的？ What was the misunderstanding, then?
听你这么说 就好像没有误会 Well, when you put it like that, I'm not sure there was one.
大家最后似乎认定我做了正确的事 Everyone just sort of decided I'd done the right thing in the end.
你怎么办到的 阿福？ How do you do it, Alfie?
办到什么？ Do what?
总是能脱身 Get away with things.
已经好几年了 It's been years...
你一点也没变 and you haven't changed a bit.
这个嘛... Well...
不像你变了 not like you have.
错了 No.
再度与你在一起 Being round you again,
我感觉始终如一 I feel the same.
珊卓 我不能... 我不是... Sandra, I can't...I'm not...
我不是要求承诺 I'm not asking for anything.
有人吗 Hello?
有人来了吗？ Is anyone there?
这不是我们当初说好的 This is not what we agreed!
格普博士 真高兴终于见面了 Dr. Glubb, it's so nice to finally meet you.
我超级欣赏你的成就 I'm a huge admirer of your work.
我们要共同成就大事 We're going to do great things together.