（怀利，城市边界）
（耶稣拯救世人）
（这是一个真实故事）
（德州怀利）
（１９８０年６月１３日，星期五）
不… No...
（愿荣耀归于圣父）
（圣子）
（与…）
（两年前）
（圣灵）
（始初如此）
（１９７８年９月）
（现今如此，后来亦如此）
（永无穷尽，阿们）
（阿们）
（始初如此）
（现今如此，后来亦如此）
（永无穷尽）
我很好，你今天好吗？
我很好，很高兴见到你
帕特，我发誓你越唱越好听了 Pat, I swear, your voice just seems to get better and better.
你确定你没上过 茱莉亚音乐学院之类的吗？ You sure you didn't go to Juilliard or something?
我小时候倒是有个朋友叫“茱莉” Well, I did use to have a friend named Julie when I was a kid
我们会去她家的“院子”玩 and we did play in her yard.
有时候还会唱歌 Sometimes we would sing.
天啊，派翠克蒙哥马利 Oh, my God. Patrick Montgomery, I swear
我发誓如果奥运有冷笑话项目的话 if there was an Olympic competition for dorky jokes
我老公就是金牌得主 I'd be married to a gold medalist.
你的歌声真的有进步 Your voice has gotten better.
那我呢？我的歌声像小燕子一样悦耳 Well, how about me? I sing like a swallow.
不需要那么好胜 No need to get competitive.
人生就是一场竞赛 Life is a competition, don't they say?
俗话不是这么说的吗？ 你不是常这么说吗，贾姬牧师？ Don't you like to say that, Pastor Jackie?
从来没有 Never.
我连想都没想过 I don't believe I ever even thought it.
我们都该这么想 Well, we should all be thinking about it
如果我们真的想赢得 教会排球联盟大赛的话 if we're serious about winning the church volleyball league.
或许可以考虑让公理会的教友参加 And maybe we should consider opening our doors to the Congregationalists.
唐奥瑞身高六尺五寸，扣球时超狠 Don Awrey is 6'5" and spikes like a madman. He is great.
－他很厉害 －我跟一个公理会教友交往过 Well, you know, I dated a Congregationalist once
他坚持停车前要先祷告 and he insisted on praying before going car parking.
等等，不对，他是圣公会的 No, wait! No, he's Episcopalian!
你呢，唐恩？ What about you, Don?
－你会加入吗？ －排球不适合我 Are you ever gonna join the team? - Volleyball's not my thing. - Not enough mayhem.
不够暴力 他比较喜欢凶狠一点的运动。所以他才投身法律界 He gravitates towards viciousness. That's why he went into law.
你不是打过职业美式足球吗？ Didn't you play professional football?
－华盛顿红人队 －对 - For the Washington Redskins. - Yes.
不，我试过，没入选。直到今天他还是很难过 Nah, I tried out. I didn't make the team.And it kills him to this day.
我要去拿些马铃薯沙拉 I'm gonna go get some potato salad.
我跟你比赛 I'll race you.
我们真的该走了 We should really get going soon
因为根据图表 我今天下午一点的受孕机率最高 because the chart says that I'm going to reach peak fertility around 1.00pm today, so...
－所以… －好 Oh, right.
慢一点 Little bit slower.
再慢一点 Little bit slower.
一定要在往前挺的时候射 这样应该会有帮助。真的吗？ And be sure to emit as you propulse forward.- Evidently, that's helpful. - Really?
来，试着更深入一点 - Here. Try to go deeper. - I'm going as deep as I can, Betty.
－我只能这么深了，贝蒂 －不，你以前能更深 No, you have been deeper before.
如果你能用喷的而不是用滴的 那也有帮助 If you can squirt rather than drip, that helps, too.
慢一点 But slower.
深一点 Deeper.
快喷 And squirt.
（哈利路亚）
（来唱首歌）
（哈利路亚）
（我们跟着唱）
－继续，亲爱的，你唱得很好 －我一定要唱吗？ Keep going, honey. You're doing great.Do I have to sing it?
对 Yes.
如果你想 继续让你的心充满喜乐的话就要 If you wanna keep filling that sweet little heart of yours up with joy.
你好，是你啊 - Hey... - Hey...
－进来吧 －好 - Come in. - All right.
是什么风把你吹来了？ And why do I have the pleasure
我最爱的牧师竟然登门拜访？ of a house call from my favorite pastor?
这个嘛… Well...
恐怕不是什么好事 It's not exactly pleasure, I'm afraid, and...
我可能不再是你最爱的牧师了 I might stop being your favorite pastor.
怎么了？ What's going on?
比尔走了 Bill's gone.
他想离婚 He wants a divorce.
已经很久了 It's been coming for a long time.
我知道你们有些问题 I know that you've been struggling some.
亲爱的，唱大声点 Sweetie, sing louder.
（用简单的一句话）
（简单的一个字）
很好 That's good.
你会撑过去的。我会拖着你撑过去 You will get through this. I will drag you through this.
－我承认我很害怕 －怕什么？ - I'm scared. I'll admit it. - What about?
首先，我要怎么领导教会？ For starters, how will I lead the congregation?
你会一如既往地带领我们 You're gonna lead us the same as you always have.
在结婚２３年后恢复单身 And being single after 23 years of marriage.
我甚至不确定自己是否知道 该怎么踏出下一步 I'm not sure I even know how to put one foot in front of the other.
所以你只需要把这看成是…全新的开始 So you just need to look at this as a new beginning.
全新的… A new destiny.
命运 Fate.
这不公平。这是我的工作，贝蒂 - It's not fair. - It's my job, Betty.
这份新工作的重点 就是你不必四处奔波 The whole point of that new job was that you wouldn't have to travel.
没有以前频繁 As much. And I don't.
我没有一直这样。夫妻分隔两地并不正常 Well, it's not normal for a husband and wife to be apart.
我的意思是这样 That's all I'm saying.
对，但只是分开四天而已 Right, but we're talking about four days here.
是受孕高峰期间。很关键的四天 Four critical days during peak fertility.
医生不是说如果你压力小一点 Didn't the doctors say that you might get pregnant easier
可能会比较容易怀孕吗？ if you stress less?
所以是我的错 - So it's my fault. - I didn't say that.
－我没那么说 －你有 －我没有 －你有 - Of course you did. You did. - No, I didn't.
你有没有想过 是你四处奔波才造成我的压力？ And you might consider that it's your traveling that's causing my stress.
（永乐之主）
（赐下光明满我心）
好 Okay.
是这样的，我们的牧师贾姬 So, the thing is, Jackie, our minister
她不只是因为教会的事出城去了 she's not just out of town on church business.
她今天刻意选择不出席 She chose not to be here today.
由于我是教会执事会的成员 Because I'm on the church council
她觉得由我来告诉大家会比较好 she felt it better that I break the news first.
贾姬和她丈夫比尔要离婚了 Jackie and her husband Bill are getting a divorce.
这种事常有 It happens.
别大惊小怪 Get over it.
牧师跟大家一样都是人 Pastors are people like everybody else.
我看得出来你们有些人坐立难安 I see some of you squirming in your seats
好像屁股突然被塞了松果一样 like you suddenly got pine cones up your butts.
我告诉你 如果你们的屁股被塞了松果 Well, I tell you, if you ever did get a pine cone up your keister
你们会像猪一样尖叫 you'd be squealing like a pig.
而贾姬庞德会是第一个跑来救你的人 And Jackie Ponder would be the first one running to your aid.
所以让我们向她伸出援手 So let's run to hers.
现在不是当个自命清高的 道德魔人的时候 Not the time to be high-horse, moral dopes.
我们就当个卫理公会的好教徒吧 Let's just get on with being good Methodists.
我们今晚可以先在排球赛上 给信义会的人好看 We can start tonight by kicking some Lutheran butts at volleyball.
我来 I got it!
做得好，路卡斯 Well done, Lucas.
贝蒂，你好 Betty, hey. Hi.
我以为你今晚会上场 Thought you'd be playing tonight.
我这次不参加 Sitting this one out.
我懂了，对 Understood. Yeah.
很合理 - Makes sense. - I got it!
什么很合理？ - What makes sense? - What?
－什么？ －你说我不参加这场比赛很合理 My sitting this game out makes sense.
－为什么？ －如果你怀孕了 - Why does it make sense? - Well, if you are expecting
当然会避免任何激烈的身体活动 it makes sense that you'd steer clear of any intense physical activity.
你为什么会觉得我怀孕了？ What makes you think I'm expecting?
不…对不起 No, no, I'm sorry.
我只是听说你和艾伦在努力中，我… I just heard you and Allan were trying. I...
我道歉，是我太逾越了 I... I apologize. I overstepped.
－贝蒂，我真的很抱歉 －没关系… - Betty, I'm really sorry. - It's fine...
你的歌声真的很棒 You really do have a wonderful singing voice.
谢谢，谢谢你 Thank you. Thank you.
－好 －我来… Got it...
－你还好吗？ －我没事… Are you okay? I'm fine. I'm fine.
－对… －你确定？对 - Are you sure? - Yeah. Yeah.
－你没事吧？ －我没事 - Are you okay? - I'm fine.
那就好，你不想坐一下吗？ - Good. Okay. - You don't wanna sit for a bit?
不用，我很好，艾伦。我没事，谢谢 No, I'm fine, Allan. I'm fine, thank you.
－好 －谢谢 - All right. - Thanks.
抱歉，我得加强沟通 Sorry. I gotta communicate.
你说他闻起来像翻云覆雨的味道 是什么意思？ What do you mean he smelled like sex?
我的意思就是 他闻起来像翻云覆雨的味道 I mean he smelled like sex.
我们说的是同一个艾伦戈尔吗？ Are we talking about the same Allan Gore?
是啊，我知道 Oh, yeah. I know.
我知道，但男人的长相和味道 可以是两回事 But how a man looks and smells can be two totally different things.
而且… And plus...
而且什么？ Plus what?
我感觉… Well, I was kind of...
他也喜欢我的味道 getting the sense that he was liking the smell of me, too.
好像有可能往那个方向发展 Like it could maybe go in that direction.
什么方向？ What direction?
－我不是说我会那么做 －坎迪 - I'm not saying that I would ever... - Candy.
只是贾姬的事… It's just this whole thing with Jackie.
给人一种打开了罐头的感觉 Maybe it's just kind of opened up a can.
什么罐头？ What can?
表里不一的罐头 The "content is not all it's cracked up to be" can.
我爸以前常跟我说 You know, my father, he used to say to me
“坎迪，如果你不成长 那马上就要死到临头了” "Candy, if you ain't growing, you're dying."
他还说 And he would also say
“如果你不寻找” "If you ain't searching...
“就是迷失了” you're lost."
艾伦戈尔？ Allan Gore?
反正他不可能会让人坠入爱河 Honey, he'd be "fall-in-love-proof" anyway.
看看他的长相就知道了 Just take a look at him.
还有什么比那更不会让人坠入爱河？ Who could be more "fall-in-love-proof" than that?
（如今你的未来一片模糊）
（你的事业还剩下什么？）
（皇宫电影院，“火爆浪子”）
（你的工作服甚至换不了钱）
（美容学校的辍学生）
（在街角的杂货店闲晃）
（美容学校的辍学生）
（你该认清事实了）
（他们什么都教不了你）
（你以为自己长得多美）
（但没有客人会来找你）
（除非你出卖自己的身体）
（宝贝，别担心）
（别担心）
（你不是工作的料）
（最好忘了它）
（忘了它）
（谁想要一个邋遢鬼帮她做头发？）
（现在你的浏海卷起来了）
（睫毛翘起来了）
（但是…）
盖瑞，你想跟大家分享你的诗吗？ Gary, would you like to share your poem?
好，它很短 Okay. It's short.
没关系，我有些最爱的诗也很短 That's fine. Some of my favorite poems are short.
像俳句其实就很棒 Haikus are quite wonderful, in fact.
“在全新的马桶上” "On my brand new toilet...
“我一如往常” I did the same thing."
它讲的是物质主义的愚蠢 It's... It's about the folly of materialism.
我完全理解 God, I totally get it.
我们都以为能用物品改变人生 We all think that we can change our lives with stuff, you know?
像我就会买鞋子什么的 I do it all the time with shoes or whatever.
想说如果我能拥有这个或那个 事情就会不一样 If I could just have that or just get this, things will be different.
我的诗其实有类似的主题 讲的是“渴望” Mine's actually got a similar theme about "wanting".
－念给大家听听，坎迪 －好 - Yeah? - Let's hear it, Candy.
好 Okay.
题目叫“我心所问”。取得真好 - It's called My Heart Asked. - What a lovely title.
“我心所问” "My heart asked.
“答案是什么？” 'What's the answer?'
“我反问什么答案？” I said, 'What answer?'
“它说你知道的” It said, 'You know.'
“我说我不知道，我放弃 答案是什么？” I said, 'I don't know. I give up. What's the answer?'
“我的心说” And the heart said...
“答案是别放弃” 'The answer is don't give up.'"
（圣哉…）
（全能大主宰）
（清晨我众歌声）
（穿云上达至尊）
（圣哉…）
－晚安，雪莉 －再见 - Good night, Sherry. - See you at home.
－家里见 －再见，坎迪。再见 - Bye, Candy. - See ya.
艾伦，你好 Allan. Hi.
－你好，坎迪 －你好 - Hey, Candy. - Hey.
我想找时间跟你谈谈… I want to talk to you sometime about...
一件一直困扰我的事情 something that's been bothering me a little.
现在谈如何？ How about right now?
好啊 Sure.
我最近一直对你念念不忘 I've been thinking about you a lot and it's really been bothering me
这让我很困扰 and I'm not...
我不确定我是否希望你采取行动 sure whether I want you to do anything about it or not.
你很吸引我 I'm very attracted to you.
我不想再一直想这个了 所以我想告诉你 I'm just tired of thinking about it, so I wanted to tell you that.
好 Okay.
你真的上了他的车？ You seriously got in his car?
对 I did.
然后跟他说你对他念念不忘？ And told him you were thinking about him?
没错 I did.
那他怎么说？ And what did he say?
他说“好” He said, "Oh. Okay."
－就这样？ －差不多 - That's it? - Pretty much.
你确定这真的是因为艾伦戈尔 Are you sure this is really about Allan Gore
而不是你只是想干点冲动的事？ and not about you wanting to be reckless?
也许两者都有一点 Maybe a little of both.
而且你想想 But also, men, they get to go to their jobs
男人可以去工作，追求事业 and live in their careers and...
我们却只能待在家 we just stay home and...
天啊，理论上我们就该满足了 God, that's supposed to be enough.
看看我们的孩子在攀爬架上的样子 Look at our kids right now on that jungle gym.
冒险…是人类的天性 It is human nature to take risks.
为了追求刺激的事物 To go for something with a little thrill
冒着摔下去的风险 at the risk of falling.
看看他们的表情 I mean, look at their faces.
他们比我们更有活力 They are more alive than we are.
这样不得体 It's not appropriate.
－为什么？ －因为就是不得体 - Why? - Because it's not.
你从哪弄来这些东西的？ Where did you even get all of this stuff?
珍妮的妈妈 Jenny's mom.
－你得挑别的服装 －为什么？ You're gonna have to pick another costume. - Why? - I told you, it's not appropriate
我说了，这样不得体 尤其对你这种年纪的女孩来说 - especially for a girl your age. - Dad.
－爸 －不行，你别管 No, no. Never mind.
我不会让你扮成荡妇去要糖果 I will not have you out on the streets trick or treating as a trollop.
我们会找到更好的 We will find something better.
所以我才不想让她看那部电影 This is why I did not want her seeing that movie.
“火爆浪子”？那是家庭片，亲爱的 Grease? That's a family picture, honey.
才怪，那是在讲卖弄风骚的女孩子 No, no. It's a bunch of talk of girls putting out.
－你在批判我 －我没有批判你 - You're judging me. - I am not judging you.
你有些最棒的评论就是沉默 Allan, you do some of your best commentary with silence.
我沉默的原因之一是… One of the reasons
当你这样时 我不知道该说什么 why I go silent is because when you get like this, I don't know what to say.
我不知道你要我说什么 I don't know what you want me to say.
其实我第一次带我太太出去时 我就知道她不聪明 The first time I took my wife out - I knew she wasn't smart. - Why's that?
－为什么？ －我带她去露天电影院 I took her to a drive-in movie, you know
问她要不要去后座 and I asked if she wanted to go in the back seat, you know.
她说她宁愿去女厕 She said she'd rather use the ladies' room.
但我结婚那天真不是盖的 But the day I got married, that was something.
大家都在哭 Everybody was crying.
在婚礼上，她母亲哭了 During the ceremony, her mother cried, you know?
去饭店的路上，我太太哭了 All the way to the hotel, my wife cried.
她脱衣服的时候，我哭了 And when she got undressed, I cried, you know?
你愿意读我的短篇小说吗？ Did you read my short?
什么？ Sorry?
我写作课上的短篇小说，我问你愿不愿意读读看 My short story from writing class. I asked if you would read it.
我读了，写得很好 I did. Excellent.
是吗？它在讲什么？ Yeah? What was it about?
它在讲天鹅 It was about swans.
天鹅怎么了？ What about swans?
早知道要考试，我就用功一点了 If I knew there was gonna be a test, I would've studied harder.
那就更用功一点，帕特 Then study harder, Pat.
你有博士学位 You have a PhD.
对，但不是研究天鹅 Yep. Not in swans, though.
对 Yep.
我的车坏了 My car broke down.
让我再读一遍 - Let me read it again. - My car, I tell you, Johnny.
车子不好是吗？我只有这辆车 - Bad car, huh? - I got the only car.
被狗追的时候总是被追上 Dogs chase it, they catch it.
有什么忠告吗？ Any words of advice?
我对毕业班的学生说… I told the graduating class...
（洛克威尔国际公司）
－早安，艾伦 －谢谢 -Good morning, Ellen. - Thank you.
重点不是重新粉刷或翻修，我们需要新的圣所 It's not about repainting or redoing. We need a new sanctuary.
教会的重点在于教友 而不是硬件设施，乔安 Well, a church is more about its parishioners than its hardscape, Jo Ann.
也许吧 但如果这个教会不增加信众 That may be well and true but this church isn't gonna be anything
就什么也不是了 所以我们需要新的设施 if we don't grow the congregation. And for that, we need a new facility.
那里不只是老旧，贾姬，还很破烂 It's not just that it's old, Jackie. It's crappy.
想找新教会的人 不会想去一个破烂的地方 Nobody looking for a new house of worship wants crappy.
圣所应该要令人眼睛一亮 It should make a statement.
特别是如果我们要吸引年轻夫妻的话 Especially if we wanna draw the younger couples.
我们不就是年轻夫妻吗？ Well, aren't we supposed to be the younger couples?
你有什么想法，艾伦？ Where's your head, Allan?
抱歉，什么？ I'm sorry? What?
你有什么想法？你觉得我们需要新的圣所吗？ Where's your head? You think we need a new sanctuary?
－这个嘛… －其实关于宗教… Well...
生命与爱 重点在于其中蕴含的更新精神 You know, the thing about religion and life and love is that there's renewal in it.
对我来说 最能提倡更新精神的 And to me, nothing sells renewal better than
莫过于新事物了 you know, something new.
我同意 我们需要一栋大建筑 I agree. We need a major building.
如果我们看看 今年到目前为止的财务状况 So if we look at our finances year to date
会发现我们已经… and we see that we are already...
－好耶 －赞 -Yes! - Yes!
你会以为应该是球队要振作起来 Well, you would think the teams themselves would have to clean up, not the referees
而不是裁判，但那样就太合理了，不是吗？ but I suppose that would just make too much sense, wouldn't it?
我们明天还要一起喝咖啡吗？ Well, are we still on for coffee tomorrow?
－太阳还会升起吗？ －我再打给你 Is the sun still planning to rise? Well, I'll call you.
贝蒂又不舒服了吗？ So is Betty not feeling too good again?
头痛之类的 Some headaches and so forth. Probably stress-related. 可能跟压力有关
难道你没有什么妙招 能让你老婆放松一下吗？ You haven't got any tricks up your sleeve to relax your bride, Allan?
我所有妙招贝蒂都见识过了 Betty's seen all my tricks.
我的车在这 Well, this is me.
告诉她我希望她早日康复 You tell her that I hope she's feeling better,
如果她想休息一下 随时可以把艾莉莎送过来 and you know, she can always drop Alisa off if she wants to rest.
－我会转告她的，谢谢你 －好 - I'll tell her that. Thank you. - Yeah.
确定我能放你们两个独处吗？ You sure I can trust you two alone?
好吧，晚安 Well, night.
坎迪 Candy?
之前…在车上的时候 Before, in the car.
你到底在打什么主意？ What exactly was it that you had in mind?
上车 Get in.
你有兴趣搞外遇吗？ Would you be interested in having an affair?
我一直在想这件事 It's just something I've been thinking about
所以我想说出来 这样我就不必再想了 and so I wanted to say it so I don't have to think about it anymore.
好，我得到答案了 不，我只是… - Okay. Well, I got my answer. - No, no, it's just...
我觉得我做不到 I don't think I could.
我爱贝蒂 You know, I love Betty.
我们住在新墨西哥州时，她有外遇 And when we were living in New Mexico, she had an affair.
贝蒂吗？ Betty did?
我不敢相信 Well, I can't believe that.
我知道，我也不敢相信 I know. I couldn't believe it either.
那让我很受伤，我不想这样对她 It hurt me a lot and I wouldn't want to do that to her.
没关系，艾伦 That's fine, Allan.
我也爱帕特，我也不想伤害他 I love Pat, too and I wouldn't want to do anything to hurt him either.
－我喜欢帕特 －对 - I like Pat. - Yeah.
他的歌声是唱诗班里最棒的 He has the best voice in the choir.
－还有，贝蒂又怀孕了 －真的？ Also, Betty just got pregnant again. Really?
最近的事 Just recently.
所以那会对她很不公平 So that would really be unfair to her.
特别是我对你的感觉 Especially since I don't feel the same way about you
跟我对她的感觉不一样 that I do about her.
所以我可能做不到 So I probably couldn't do something like that.
好 Okay.
我只是因为有这种感觉 所以提出这个选项 I was just putting the option out there because of how I felt.
但我绝对不想伤害你或你的婚姻 But I certainly don't want to hurt you or your marriage.
我只是想… All I wanted to do was...
上床 go to bed.
但我不会再提了 But I won't mention it again.
晚安 Goodnight.
我觉得好丢脸 I feel so humiliated.
也许这样最好，亲爱的 It's probably for the best, sweetheart.
我不是想要什么最好 I wasn't looking for what's best.
我追求的是更超越的东西 I was out for something more transcendent.
而且是他主动提的，是他找我谈这个 And he broached it! He invited the conversation.
他到底说了什么？ What exactly did he say?
他问我在打什么主意 He asked me what I had in mind
他明明很清楚我在打什么主意 when he knew very well what I had in mind.
然后他上了我的车，拜托 And then he climbed into my car. I mean, come on.
还有… 他为什么要亲我？ And, why did he kiss me?
就亲在嘴上 Right on the lips.
虽然不算热情 It wasn't exactly passionate.
但也不算仅止于友好的吻 But it wasn't a brotherly kiss either.
男人常常有无心之吻 Well, men kiss all the time when they don't mean it.
不，他是在等我采取行动 No, I think he's waiting for me to make it happen.
他不想恨自己对贝蒂不忠 He doesn't want to hate himself for being unfaithful to Betty.
所以他在等我主动采取行动 So he's waiting for me to make it happen.
他可以省省了 Well, he can forget about that.
我已经出牌了，就这样 I played my cards, and that will be that.
早安 Morning.
我的天啊，你是一只鸟吗？ Well, my word in Heaven, are you a bird?
不，等等，你是飞机吧？ No, wait. You're a plane, aren't you?
我是超人 I'm Superman!
你是超人，你是钢铁英雄 You're Superman! You're man of steel!
你可能是我见过最超人的超人 You might be the super-est one I have ever seen.
－谢谢 －不客气 - Well, thank you. - Well, you're welcome. Hey, honey!
－亲爱的 －妈 - Hey, Mom. - You're back already, huh?
－你要回来了？ －只是放东西，我的南瓜装满了 Just to drop off. I filled my pumpkin.
对，没错 Yes, you did.
我要把东西倒出来再出去 I'm just gonna go dump it and come back out.
你打算怎么处理那些糖果，小姐？ Well, what do you expect to do with all that candy, young lady?
－我要跟伊恩交换 －好吧 - I'll trade with Ian. - Okay.
－谢谢你陪他们走 －别客气 - Thanks for walking with them. - Sure, sure.
－你有在路上看到帕特和伊恩吗？ －我有看到一个可怕的猫王 Did you see Pat and Ian on your travels?- I did see a pretty scary Elvis.
对，那就是帕特 - Yep, that would be Pat.
他跟猫王很难区分 Him and Elvis, it's kind of hard to tell them apart.
走吧，爸，我们走 Come on, Dad. Let's go!
－好，再见 －不给糖就捣蛋 - Okay. Bye! - Trick or treat!
天啊，看看你，－嗡… －你好，坎迪 Oh, my goodness, look at you! Buzz...
－对 －如果我有脑袋就好了 If I could only have a brain!
看看你们多可爱 Look how cute you guys look.
看看你，别叮我 And look at you. Don't sting me!
邪恶女巫来了 The Wicked Witch of the West!
（祝你生日快乐） Happy birthday to you
天啊 - Oh, my God. - I brought you a confection.
－我带了甜点给你 －太好了 - Yes. - And at the bakery
面包店的人说，如果在早上十点前吃 they said if we ate it before 10.00am
就不会让屁股变大 至少不会那么彻底 it won't make our asses fat. At least, not completely.
－那我们是不是应该快点？ －对，我们快点 - Then, shall we? Hurry up! - Yes, we shall!
这就是为什么信众会跟随你 - This is why your people follow you. - Yeah, I let them eat cake.
是吗？我请他们吃蛋糕？ - Yeah, I let them eat cake.
－听我说… －我不喜欢这种语气 - So, listen. - I don't like the sound of that.
还记得我跟你说过 我在中西大学 Remember I told you about that other job offer
有另一个工作机会吗？ I had at Midwestern University?
－你婉拒了 －对 - Which you turned down. - Yeah, well...
－后来我重新考虑过了 －什么意思？ - It turns out, I reconsidered. - What do you mean?
有人指出 主教不是每天都会开出这种条件 It was pointed out that the bishop doesn't make offers like this every day.
－但那工作在威契托瀑布 －我会来回跑 - But it's in Wichita Falls. - I'll come back and forth.
你会来回跑？那有两百哩远 What do you mean you'll come back and forth?- It's, like, 200 miles away.
坎迪，这是我的下一个使命 Candy, this is my next calling.
我该怎么办？你是我最好的朋友 What am I gonna do? You're my best friend.
－我们的友谊不会改变 －对，但你不会在这里 - Our friendship won't change. - No, but you won't be here.
－谁来取代你的位子？ －我们会找到很棒的人 - And who's gonna replace you? - We'll find somebody great.
能盖好新圣所的人 Somebody who can get the new sanctuary built.
天啊 Oh, my God.
你是我在这里唯一能倾诉的人，贾姬 You are the only one I have to talk to here, Jackie.
那不是真的，你有雪莉 That is not true. You have Sherry.
你是教会的交际花 And you're the belle of the ball at church.
我是说，雪莉就是雪莉 I mean, Sherry is... Sherry, but...
但亲爱的，你是我的心肝宝贝 Honey, you're my heart.
你好？ Hello?
坎迪，你好，我是艾伦，艾伦戈尔 Candy. Hi, it's Allan. Allan Gore.
-你好。-你好 - Well, hey. - Hey, hi.
我明天得去麦金尼检查轮胎和换胎 I have to go to McKinney tomorrow to get my tires checked and rotated
我知道要开蛮久的车 and I know it's a drive
但我在想你愿不愿意跟我一起吃午餐 but I was wondering if you might like to have some lunch with me.
多聊聊我们之前谈的那件事 You know, to talk a little more about what we were talking about before.
好 Okay.
好啊，可以 Okay, fine.
１２点如何？ Well, how's 12 o'clock?
－我们那里见 －好，我们那里见 - I'll meet you there. - Okay.
－好，再见 －再见 - Meet you there. Bye-bye. - Okay, bye.
－我们说到哪了？ －那是谁？ - Where were we? - Who was that?
-就是某个人。 -某个人？ - It's just somebody. - Somebody?
某个我在考虑跟他搞外遇的人 Somebody I'm thinking about having an affair with.
你告诉我是因为你要我劝你打消念头 You told me that because you want me to talk you out of it.
我和帕特，我们… Pat and I, we...
我们算是遇到瓶颈了 - Well, we kind of hit a plateau. - Every marriage hits one of them.
－每段婚姻都会遇到瓶颈 －我想你的婚姻就是 Well, I suppose yours did and you did nothing about it.
－而你却什么也不做 －什么意思？ Meaning what? If I'd had an affair, Bill would still be taking
如果我有外遇 比尔还会帮我倒垃圾吗？ - out my garbage? - I'm talking about
我现在说的是我的垃圾，而我不想屈就于它 my garbage right now, and not wanting to settle for it.
抱歉，我不是那个意思 帕特不是垃圾 Sorry, that came out wrong. Pat is not garbage.
坎迪，我有前门朋友和后门朋友 Candy, I got front-door friends and back-door friends.
前门朋友会在有事情时上门 Front-door friends show up when they have a reason.
他们会敲门，说出得体的话 They knock. They say the right thing.
后门朋友会直接从厨房后门闯进来 Back-door friends, they just bang in through the kitchen door
想说什么就说什么 and drop whatever's on their mind.
你是我最棒的后门朋友 You are my best back-door friend
所以我要直接把心里的话说出来 so I am gonna drop my mind on your table here.
这不会有好下场的 This will come to no good.
贾姬，我做了所有妻子该做的事 Jackie, I have done all the things a wife is supposed to do.
打理家里、照顾孩子、做饭 The house, the kids, the meals.
回报在哪？ Where is the payback?
亲爱的，这就是回报 Honey, this is the payback.
相信我，我是个已经失去这一切的人 Take it from me. Somebody who lost it.
我看得出来你心意已决 I can see your mind's made up.
每个… Each...
－再次谢谢你，罗尼 －不客气 - Thanks again, Ronnie. - You're welcome.
－别太劳累了 －好 - Don't work too hard. - All right.
你来了 Hi! You're here.
－你好 －你好 - Hi. - Hey.
我带了这张小卡片给你 Brought you this little card.
真贴心 Wow, that is so sweet.
（火辣恋人）
就是这样 There you are.
谢谢 Thank you.
我只是担心 I just worry, you know?
仔细想想，贾姬就等于教会 Jackie is the church when you think about it.
我只希望她不会和我们渐行渐远 I just hope she doesn't become a stranger.
怎么可能不会？至少会有一点吧 Well, how can she not? At least, a little.
据我所知 去威契托瀑布要开三小时的车 Wichita Falls is a three-hour drive last I checked.
老实说，我不知道 我们要怎么找人取代她 And, frankly, I don't know how we're gonna go about replacing her.
我不想加入乏味古板的教会 And I don't want to belong to some stodgy-podgy church.
－不，那太可怕了 －太可怕了 - No, that would be awful. - Awful.
我们该谈谈我们的孩子了吗？ Well, should we talk about our kids now?
还是多聊聊帕特？ Or maybe more Pat.
他高中时是很厉害的小号手 我讲过这个了吗？ He was a champion trumpeter in high school. Did I cover that?
对不起，我从没做过这种事 I'm sorry. I've never done anything like this before.
我也没有 I haven't either.
如果被贝蒂发现 我会永远无法原谅自己 I would never be able to forgive myself if Betty ever found out.
那对她来说会是很大的打击 That would just be devastating to her.
我也有同感 I feel the same.
我们必须非常小心 We would have to be so careful
除了我们以外不能让任何人知道 that no one would ever know, except us.
没错 That's right.
我一直在想你说的话 I've been thinking a lot about what you said about...
只想上床 just wanting to go to bed, not getting too emotionally involved
不想投入太多感情之类的 and so forth.
这对我来说很重要 That would be very important to me.
我也是，艾伦 Me too, Allan.
我只想好好享受 God, I just want to enjoy myself.
不伤害自己或他人 Without hurting myself or anyone else.
我觉得我们应该再考虑一下 Well... I think we should think about it some more.
想想风险 再决定我们是否愿意冒这个险 Think about the hazards and decide whether or not we're willing to take the risk.
好 Fine.
对，我想我们该那么做 Yeah, I think we should.
所以计划是再考虑一下？ So that's the plan, then? To think about it some more?
我想是的 I think so.
（乐趣）
（原因）
（性爱）
我不确定我还能忍受多少次 这种策略会议 I'm not sure how many more of these strategy sessions I can take.
对，我知道，我们还是小心为上 Yeah, I know. We just... We just can't be too careful.
如果你不快点跟我上床 You know, if you don't go to bed with me pretty soon
你永远无法达到我对你在床上的期望 you'll never be able to live up to the expectations I have of you in bed.
别以为我没想过 Yeah, don't think I haven't thought about that.
或许再一次策划会议吧 Maybe just one more planning session.
－我们可以在这里谈 －在你家？ We can have it here. - At your house? - Yeah, we can meet for lunch.
对，我们可以一起吃午餐 人总得吃饭吧？ People need to eat, right?
－今天工作怎么样？ －这… How was work today?
挺好的，没什么不同 Pretty good. Kind of the same.
艾伦，你有列出清单吗？ Have you been going over your list, Allan?
－抱歉，什么？ －清单 - I'm sorry, what? - The list.
宝宝名字的清单 The list of potential baby names.
我会的 - I will. - You will?
－你会？ －对 Yeah.
好 Okay.
如果我们之中有人想结束 那就结束，无论原因为何 If either of us wants it to end for whatever reason, then it ends.
同意 Agreed.
如果我们之中有人动了真感情 If either of us get too emotionally involved
那就结束 then it ends.
－我们应该把这定为第一条规则 －对，好 We should make that rule number one. Sure. Okay.
好 Okay.
如果我们开始冒不该冒的险 这段婚外情就结束 And if we start taking risks that shouldn't be taken
这段婚外情就结束 then the affair ends.
－而且我们一定要在城外见面 And we should always meet out of town.
－完全同意 Agree...
所有费用均分 包括汽油、汽车旅馆、食物 All expenses, gas, motel, food will be shared equally.
我们只在平日见面 We'll meet only on weekdays
我会在我们见面的日子准备午餐 and I'll be in charge of fixing lunch on the days
这样我们就有更多时间 that we meet so that we just have more time.
我也会负责订汽车旅馆的房间 And I'll also be in charge of getting the motel room.
理由一样 只是让我们有更多时间相处 Same reason. It just gives us more quality time.
我们要不要… Shall we...
订个婚外情开始的日子？ set a date for the affair to begin?
就订在１２月１２日吧 Let's go with December 12th.
１２月１２日？ December 12th?
今年 This year.
同意 Great.
那就１２月１２日 December 12th, it is.
玛格丽特，你不知道 整天跟你一起待在手术室 Oh, Margaret, you don't know what it does to me
对我有多大的影响 being near you all day in surgery,
我只能摸你的橡胶手套 only able to touch...
－你还好吗？ －我很好 - You all right? - I'm good.
这首歌让我起鸡皮疙瘩 This song gives me goosebumps.
我听到“宾州６－５０００”时 也会这样 I'm the same way about "Pennsylvania 6-5000".
你真是… You are really...
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
－我被票选为… －我在做什么？ What am I doing?
你曾经告诉我你最喜欢的角色 是“笨狮史抱抱” You once told me that your favorite character was Snugglepuss.
对吧，帕特？ - Did you not tell me that, Pat?
是“笨狮史瑞格” Snagglepuss.
法兰克，这真是太棒了 Frank, this is great!
（１９７８年１２月１２日）
好了，小天使 Hey, angel girl.
离开时要比你进去时聪明 - Come out smarter than you go in.
我会的，妈妈 I will, Mom.
－不准跟男生讲话 －你好好笑喔 - And no talking to boys. - You're so silly.
好了，小子，下一站，幼稚园 Okay, buddy. Next stop, preschool.
（大陆饭店）
（达拉斯大陆饭店）
－你好？ －我在大陆饭店 Hello?
中央高速公路 I'm at the Continental Inn on the Central Expressway
往达拉斯的路上 ２１４号房 towards Dallas, Room 214.
我几分钟后就到 I will be there in a few minutes.
我在做什么？ What am I doing?
向我们的孩子展现出骄傲 And show our boys some red and blue pride.
现在接近整点时分 It is now close to the full hour.
但我们还有时间接听几通来电 Time for a couple of calls.
你好，达西，欢迎来到丹兰姆秀 Hello, Darcy, welcome to The Dan Ram Show.
－丹，谢谢你接我的电话 －你好 Hey, Dan, thanks for taking my call.
我做了午餐 I made lunch.
你看起来很美，真的很美 Well, you look beautiful. Really beautiful.
谢谢 Thank you.
－我们该开动了 －太棒了 - Well, we should eat. - Excellent.
看起来好美味 - Wow, looks delicious.
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
我大概开车经过 这间汽车旅馆上千次了 You know, I've probably driven past this motel a thousand times
却从来没注意到它 - and hardly knew it was here. - Yeah, it's funny that way.
对，人生就是这么奇妙 Life, you know, the...
平淡无奇的事物 bland and innocuous can...
可能会突然间染上鲜艳的色彩 suddenly take on vivid hues and colors.
－我有上创意写作课 －你讲得很好 I take a creative writing class. Well, that was really good.
谢谢 Thank you.
我很乐意拜读你的大作 I would love to read some of your writing sometime.
真的吗？ Really?
至少你们其中一个有兴趣 因为帕特完全没有 Well, that would make one of you because Pat has no interest
而我可是读过他所有的电磁学… and I read all of his stuff on electromagnetics...
我们现在要聊帕特吗？ Are we talking about Pat now?
不，抱歉，绝对不要 No, sorry. We're definitely not.
你就打算站在那里吗？ Are you just gonna stand there?
对 Yes.
抱歉 Sorry.
艾伦，你没被舌吻过吗？ Allan, have you never been French kissed before?
你从来没有跟女人舌吻过？ You've never had a woman's tongue in your mouth?
我想你会很喜欢的 I think you're gonna quite like it.
－你还好吗？ －我… - Are you okay? - I am.
好得不得了 So okay.
－你呢？ －很好 - You? - Oh, yeah.
－对 －那真的太棒了，坎迪 - Yeah. - That was wonderful, Candy.
你太棒了 You're wonderful.
我们得洗澡 Oh, we need to shower.
或许我该把这个加到清单上 I probably should have added that to the list.
事后一定要洗澡 Always shower after, and that way,
这样我们身上就不会有彼此的味道了 we won't smell like each other.
－对 －好 Yeah. Oh, and, Allan.
对了，艾伦，天啊，艾伦 Oh, Allan.
刚才真是… That was...
太棒了 wonderful.
好 Well, okay.
待续
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