"贵族批评女王"
女王批判者又来了 Queen's critic is at it again!
贵族成员批评女王 Peer attacks the Queen!
谢谢 Thank you.
女王挨批 Queen's critic!
女王批判者又来了 Queen's critic is at it again!
-早安 杰克 -早安 先生 - Good morning, Jack. - Good morning, sir.
我今天就各来一份吧 谢谢 I'll take one of each this morning, please.
-外加一份《周日画报》 -休闲阅读是吧 - And the Sunday as well. - Oh, a bit of light reading, eh?
没错 That's right.
女王批判者又来了 贵族成员批评女王 Queen's critic is at it again! Peer attacks the Queen!
"一位贵族眼中的女王"
我啥都不要 No, I shan't have anything.
抱歉了 亲爱的 Sorry, dear.
女王批判者重现江湖
帝国效忠联盟
-我觉得他写的没错 -是吗 - I think he's right. - Do you?
仔细想想 她是有点自以为是 Yeah. Now I think about it, she is a bit priggish.
英国独立电视新闻台
他来了 他来了 Here he comes, here he comes.
他出来了 There he is.
-各位 -不要推挤 - Please, gentlemen. - Don't push.
-奥尔特灵厄姆勋爵 -是的 - Lord Altrincham? - Yes.
你这叛徒 You traitor!
真的吗 Really?
我一定会告知陛下 谢谢 Well, I shall certainly let Her Majesty know. Thank you.
岁月啊 管理员先生 Time and tide, Mr. Conservator.
不饶人 私人秘书 Wait for no man, Private Secretary.
-下午好 -下午好 - Good afternoon to you. - Good afternoon, sir.
怎么了 What is it now?
奥尔特灵厄姆勋爵被攻击了 Lord Altrincham has been struck.
希望他被吓坏了 Dumb, I hope.
不只是这样 夫人 Better than that, ma'am.
脸上被揍一拳 In the face.
下手挺重的 听说 Quite forcefully, I'm told.
下手的是哪位正义英勇的骑士 By whom? Which gallant and chivalrous individual?
我们尚未得到细节 夫人 Afraid we don't have those details yet, ma'am.
事情发生在电视台外面 The incident occurred outside the television studios,
肇事者正在被 and the perpetrator is now
送往弓街警察局 on his way to the Bow Street Police Station,
预计将被无罪释放 where we expect him to be released without charge.
真是可喜可贺 How very gratifying.
没错 Yes. Very.
哪一个电视台 Which television studios?
英国独立电视新闻台 夫人 The Independent Television Network Studios, ma'am,
奥尔特灵厄姆刚在那里录完采访 where Altrincham had just recorded an interview.
什么采访 For what?
一个名为《影响力》的节目 A program appropriately called Impact.
什么时候会播出 When will it air?
今晚 夫人 九点钟 Tonight, ma'am. Nine o'clock.
《影响力》 主持人 罗宾·戴
告诉民众 在电视上告诉他们 Tell the people. Tell them on television.
公众心中的疑问 Questions in the public mind,
在公众的目光下得到解答 answered by people in the public eye.
欢迎收看《影响力》 This is Impact, the program that examines
一个探讨时下重要议题的节目 the most important matters of the moment
-不出门就能参与辩论 -抱歉我迟到了 - and brings the debate to you at home. - Sorry I'm late.
罗宾·戴提出问题 Robin Day puts the questions.
正要开始 It's just starting.
今晚 我们的来宾 Tonight, we have a man who,
由于近来媒体大幅报道 because of press activity in recent days,
已经家喻户晓 奥尔特灵厄姆勋爵 probably needs no introduction, Lord Altrincham.
短短几日内 In the space of just a few days,
他在自己出版的期刊上所发表 his inflammatory and deeply personal attacks on the Queen
针对女王个人的煽动性批判 in a periodical of which he is also publisher,
已经成为当下最引人瞩目的话题 have become the most pressing issue of the day
甚至引发了宪政危机 and caused something of a constitutional crisis.
因此我想先问 So, I'd like to begin by
奥尔特灵厄姆勋爵一个简单的问题 asking Lord Altrincham a simple question.
她贵为我国之首 She's our head of state,
受世界各地人民尊敬爱戴 loved, respected and admired throughout the world,
你与她有何深仇大恨 so why do you hate her so very much?
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《全国评论》和《英国评论》 两先令 National and English Review, two shillings!
一个月前
《全国评论》和《英国评论》 Your National and English Review!
-早 弗雷德 -早 先生 - Morning, Fred! - Good morning, sir.
《全国评论》和《英国评论》 两先令 National and English Review, two shillings!
...太久了 ...far too long.
人们开始留意 因此... People are beginning to notice, and that is why the...
因此结束教义学考试 And that is why the ending of doctrinal tests
以及开放女性牧师 才是拯救英国教会 and the introduction of women priests is the only viable solution
唯一可行方法 for saving the Church of England,
英国教会 an institution that is becoming
逐渐过时 被时代所淘汰 increasingly outdated and irrelevant hour by hour.
这主题谁能帮我写一千字 Who's got a thousand words for me on that?
-你好 帕特丽夏 -有人要咖啡吗 - Hello, Patricia. - Would anyone like some toffee?
拿过来吧 帕特丽夏 Bring it over here, Patricia darling.
-美味 -和帕特丽夏本人一样 - Oh, divine. - Much like Patricia herself.
来吧 亲爱的 请坐 Come, come, my dear. Be seated.
好吧 如果没人对教会的文章感兴趣 Right. If no one's keen on the church story,
我自己动笔吧 I can knock something up.
再来 关于上议院的改革 Now, a piece on reforming the House of Lords.
德莫特 你负责报道的对吧 Dermot, you were going to look at that, weren't you?
-有点坚果味 -蜜糖 - Something nutty about it? - Mm, molasses.
关于欧洲 我们得表态官方立场 And Europe, we need to work out our official stance.
我们是赞同或反对单一欧洲市场 Are we for or against a single European market?
加入或不加入 Are we in or out?
-吃奶糖吗 约翰 -你得尝尝 约翰 - Toffee, John? - Oh, you must try some, John.
我不太喜欢奶糖 I'm afraid I have a thing against toffee.
我怎么不知道 Why didn't I know that?
你不可能知道我的一切 You can't know everything about me.
不是我讨厌它的味道 It's not the taste I object to so much.
只是...有不好的回忆 I just have... painful memories.
小时候 我因为吃了一颗奶糖 As a child, I was sitting in a dentist's chair
被带去看牙医 because of a piece of toffee I ate.
天啊 Oh, Lord.
又来了 Not again.
抱歉 Sorry.
我... I've...
"各位或许不知道 "Perhaps you don't understand
你们的坚毅 以及忍受枯燥 that on your steadfastness and ability to withstand
反复工作的耐力 the fatigue of dull, repetitive work,
你们在屡次受挫时 and your great courage in meeting
展现的巨大勇气 constant small adversities,
都是我们赖以维持幸福安定社会的 depend, in great measure, the happiness and prosperity
根基... 加上"作为一体" of the community... as a whole.
一个国家向上发展的历史 The upward course of a nation's history
从长远看来 仰赖于普通百姓们的 is due, in the long run, to the soundness of heart
安定之心 of its average men and women."
"劳动的百姓们" Working men and women?
这样更有尊严感 It has a touch more dignity.
不了 我觉得"普通"没问题 No, I think "Average" is fine.
我想你或许会想过目一下 Thought you might be interested to see this.
是女王下周 It's a draft of the speech
讲话要用的讲稿 the Queen's going to give in a week's time.
我想说的是 我有点担心 I don't mind telling you I felt a bit uneasy about it.
先生 Sir.
请进 Yes?
先生 恕我冒昧越级干涉... Sir, forgive me if I'm interfering beyond my station...
-汤米 -马丁 - Tommy. - Martin.
你刚说你要越级干涉 You were about to interfere beyond your station.
是有关女王下周即将在捷豹汽车工厂 Uh, it's concerning the speech the Queen is due to give next week
发表的演讲 at the Jaguar car factory.
-怎么了 -我在想... - What about it? - I was just... wondering
我在想你是否满意 if you were happy with it.
我显然满意 Well, obviously I'm happy with it,
否则我不会拿给陛下看 or I wouldn't have shown it to Her Majesty
她也当下同意采用 for the approval which she immediately gave.
-女王读过稿了吗 -她不需要读 - Did the Queen read it? - She didn't need to.
她只问了我是否满意 我的回答是肯定的 She merely asked if I was happy. I replied in the affirmative.
这便足以令陛下满意 That was good enough for Her Majesty.
但我发现最重要的问题在于 But I can see that the really important question is,
查特里斯上校是否满意 is it good enough for Colonel Charteris?
你不认为讲稿的文风不太恰当吗 You don't think it strikes the wrong tone?
怎么说 In which sense?
它的家长式风格 In its... uh, paternalism.
容我看看吗 May I?
谢谢 Thank you.
我想我若有顾虑 I suppose if I had a concern...
应该是因为 苏伊士事件后的新气象... it would be that, post-Suez, in this new climate...
对于新的英国 in this new Britain...
这份讲稿的语气有些... the tone of the speech is... somewhat...
有些什么 Somewhat what?
过时 Old-fashioned.
这会令她受到抨击 And would leave her open to attack.
-受谁抨击 -报社 - From whom? - The newspapers.
民众 People.
如果每一次 If I had a shilling for every time
有杞人忧天的激进派或自由派人士 someone of a progressive or liberal disposition
警告我说群众将反抗王权时 我都能得到一先令 had warned needlessly of a popular attack against the Crown,
我早就发大财了 I'd be a rich man.
英国人民仰慕其君主 The British people adore their sovereign.
这就是英国精神的定义 It is what constitutes, indeed defines, being British.
不 我见过最糟的是漠不关心 No, the worst I've ever encountered is, uh, apathy,
人们把国王和女王当作 where people simply accept the King or Queen
天经地义的事一般接受 as they accept the sky above their heads.
但要从漠不关心演变成起义推翻还有段距离 But it's a long way from apathy to insurrection.
至于报社 Now, as regards the newspapers,
王权无需担心 the Crown can count on their support
基于两个理由 第一 没什么好攻击的 for two reasons: first, there is nothing to attack.
君主立宪制的好处就在此 That's the advantage of a constitutional monarchy.
他们没有权力 因此也无可埋怨 They have no power so there's nothing to complain about.
就算他们想 也会事先告知我们 And even if they wanted to, they'd always let us know first.
皇宫会威胁要禁止他们 The palace would then threaten them with a boycott
采访下次皇室重要活动 on the next major royal event,
报社便会立即退让 causing the newspapers immediately to back down.
因为你所担忧会讨厌女王的人 Because the very people you fear will hate the Queen
正是那些会买他们报纸的人 are the same ones who buy copies in their millions.
为什么 因为他们爱她 Why? Because they love her.
所以我是杞人忧天 So I'm worrying unnecessarily?
马丁 这简单的结论 Martin, I shall leave the
就留给你自己下了 drawing of that inescapable conclusion to you.
我再剪短一点 陛下 I'm going to take it in a little shorter, ma'am,
-后面修圆一些 -很好 - and rounder at the back. - Lovely.
谢谢 我很喜欢 Thank you. I-- I... like it very much.
谢谢 Thank you.
我以为你还想要个孩子 I thought you were hoping for more children from me.
确实啊 I am.
那你为什么要弄那种发型 Then why on earth would you do something like that to your hair?
我发型怎么了 What's wrong with it?
我觉得很整齐 看起来精明 I thought it was tidy and... sensible.
都是些性感的形容词 Adjectives to stir the loins.
这是很时髦的发型 Apparently it's very à la mode.
所有军人的太太现在都剪这种发型 All the regimental wives are wearing their hair like this now.
-是吗 -是的 - Really? - Yes.
确实是很实用的发型 Well, it's certainly very practical.
如果你哪天想骑摩托车 And should you ever feel compelled to ride a motorcycle,
它还能当作头盔 it could always double as a helmet.
反正我喜欢 Well, I like it.
我个人是不反对 No, I have nothing against it personally.
别说了 Stop it.
如果有石砖掉下来 Sure it will provide ample
这一顶头盔肯定够坚固 protection against any falling masonry.
但如果你的目标是 But... if enlarging the family
引诱丈夫鼓励生育以扩大家庭... and enticing your husband to procreate is the goal...
正是 It is.
你该参考一下珍·曼丝菲 ...then you might take a look at Jayne Mansfield...
或丽塔·海华斯[皆为女明星] or Rita Hayworth.
丽塔·海华斯 Ooh, Rita Hayworth.
这是威廉·里昂斯 陛下 Sir William Lyons, Your Majesty.
-欢迎您 陛下 -谢谢 你好 - Welcome, Your Majesty. - Thank you. Hello.
你好吗 How do you do?
这里十分宽敞 It's very, uh, spacious.
这是我们的研发中心 This is our research and development area.
真是壮观 Splendid. Now we're talking.
容我向您介绍尼吉尔·威罗比 May I introduce you, ma'am, to Nigel Willoughby?
我们的模型都是他画的 He sketches all of our prototypes.
你学绘画的是吧 非常好 You studied drawing, did you? Lovely. Very good to see it.
-那个就是底盘 -没错 - And that's the chassis. - It is, indeed.
已完工的MK1 陛下 A finished MK-1, Your Majesty.
漂亮 Ah. It's lovely.
最高时速达160公里 With top speeds of over 100 miles per hour.
了不起 Quite the thing.
我一直很喜欢红色皮椅 I've always been interested in the red leather.
这是马皮还是牛皮 Is it horse or cow?
你们好 Hello.
牙科
首先我想向大家表达 I wish first to express to you
我今天来到这里的感激之情 my very great pleasure at being here today.
我丈夫和我非常感激大家 My husband and I have been most profoundly moved
对我们的欢迎 我们想告诉你们 by your hospitable welcome and would like you to know
我们非常感激 how very grateful we are to you all...
-谢谢 -你们所作出的贡献 - Thank you. - ...for the work that you do.
我们明白这个世界 We understand that in the turbulence
充满动荡和纷争 of this anxious and active world,
你们很多人都过着平凡孤寂的生活 many of you are leading uneventful, lonely lives...
最可怕的是孤独 where dreariness is the enemy.
也许你们不明白 Perhaps you don't understand
是你们的坚守和能力 that on your steadfastness and ability
承受着那些无聊重复的工作带来的重压... to withstand the fatigue of dull, repetitive work...
整个社会的幸福 depend, in great measure, the happiness
和繁荣程度大抵依赖于此 and prosperity of the community as a whole.
国家历史的进步 The upward course of a nation's history
从长远来看 is due, in the long run,
取决于男人和女人有多么坚强 to the soundness of heart of its average men and women.
希望你们能自豪地想起 May you be proud to remember
你们有多大的功劳 how much depends on you,
尽管你们的生活看上去非常单调 and that even when your life seems most monotonous...
但你们所做的事 what you do is always of
永远非常重要有意义... real value and importance to your fellow...
奥尔特灵厄姆勋爵 Lord Altrincham?
地铁
晚报 《新闻纪事》 Evening edition! News Chronicle!
晚报 Evening edition!
我需要你帮个忙 打些字 Ah. I need a favor, some typing.
你要回去了 Oh, you're going home.
我可以留着 I don't need to be.
我刚听到女王发表了一篇极其荒谬的演讲 I've just heard a ridiculous speech by the Queen,
我要马上写一封回应 and I want to write an immediate response.
不 我...我找别人吧 No, I'll... I'll find someone else.
不 不 没什么的 No, no, it's no trouble.
我本来也没什么事 I had nothing else planned.
谢谢 Thank you.
是否该扪心自问... 君主制是否已经丧失了其魔力
-我又想了个主意 -太好了 - I've had another thought. - Super.
应该说是个怪点子 A rather heretical thought.
我是从沃尔特·白芝浩说关于 I got the idea from something Walter Bagehot said
皇室第一要务中得到的启发 about the first duty of royalty being to inspire.
女王仿佛脱离了讲稿就说不出完整的句子
君主制不会长久 更不会发展
女王现在必须要召集...
你们好 Hello.
旅途还愉快吧 陛下 I trust you had a safe journey, Your Majesty.
-非常愉快 -很高兴回来 - Yes, very lovely. - Good to be back.
希望等下天色亮一些 Well, let's hope it brightens up later.
很准 陛下 Good shot, ma'am.
《国民评论》 《国民评论》 National and English Review! National and English Review!
谢谢 《国民评论》两先令 Thank you. Two shillings for National and English Review.
谢谢 先生 早上好 Thank you, sir. Morning.
谢谢你 女士 Thank you, madam.
《国民评论》 两先令 谢谢 National and English Review. Two shillings, thank you very much.
《国民评论》
给 先生 谢谢 两先令 There we go, sir. Thank you very much. Two shillings.
批判女王和君主制
贵族批评女王
贵族批判
我知道了 I see.
好 Right.
谢谢 Well, thank you.
抱歉打扰了 陛下 殿下 Sorry to disturb, Your Majesty, Your Royal Highness.
我只是想说 Just to say it might be
今天早上最好还是不要看报纸了 worth avoiding certain newspapers this morning.
怎么了 你妹妹又做了什么 Why? What's your sister done now?
和玛格丽特公主没有关系 Nothing to do with Princess Margaret, sir.
是一篇奥尔特灵厄姆勋爵写的文章 It's an article written by Lord Altrincham.
没听说过这个人 你呢 Never heard of him. You?
发表在他自己的刊物 Taken originally from his own publication...
《国民评论》 The National and English Review.
也没听说过 Never heard of that, either.
有好几家报纸 Which several newspapers
也进行了跟踪报道 多多少少 have chosen to run, partially or in full.
怎么样的文章 What kind of article?
是一篇很有批判性的文章 陛下 It's quite a critical article, ma'am.
自命不凡君主说她"自负"且"亲民"
谁给他的权利 What gives him the right?
和我说实话 妈妈 Tell me honestly, Mommy...
你是不是也有点同意他说的话 is there any part of you that agrees with him?
当然不是 Certainly not.
不是因为我是你妈妈 And that's not just your mother saying that.
皇宫新闻秘书一小时前打电话给我说 The palace press secretary called me an hour ago to say
不仅大部分公民并不同意奥尔特灵厄姆的话 the vast majority of the country not only disagrees with Altrincham
还觉得此人极其下作 but is disgusted by him.
这是一个无关紧要的人 It's an irrelevant article
发表在一篇无关紧要的刊物上的无关紧要的文章 written by an irrelevant man for an irrelevant publication...
有人看只是因为现在是八月 大家都放假了 only picked up because it's August, people are on holiday,
政府休假 没什么好说的 government is in recess, and there's nothing to write about.
今天有百分之八十五的公民都反对他 Today, 85% of the country is against him.
到了明天就会有百分之九十五 By tomorrow, it will be 95%.
这家伙会希望自己从未来到过这个世界 That man's going to wish he'd never been born.
-叛徒 -懦夫 - Traitor! - Coward!
不好意思 Excuse me!
不好意思 谢谢 Excuse me. Thank you.
不好意思 不好意思 谢谢 Excuse me. Excuse me. Thank you.
我要你们来是因为一个小时之前我接到了 I asked you to come because I had a phone call an hour ago
一个制片人的电话 from a television producer,
邀请我今天下午去录影 inviting me to record an interview this afternoon.
什么节目 Which program?
《影响力》 和罗宾·戴一起 Impact. With Robin Day.
不是戴就好了 I wish it weren't Day.
我们都希望不是戴 他很吓人 We all wish it weren't Day, he's terrifying.
别傻了 Don't be silly.
是戴才能体现出其中价值 The fact that it's Day is what makes it valuable.
你们觉得这不会是一个陷阱吧 You don't think I'm walking into a trap?
你写了那篇文章的时候就走进陷阱了 You walked into the trap when you wrote the article.
现在你是全英国最讨人厌的人 Now you're the most unloved individual in Britain.
讽刺的是 只有戴能帮你 Ironically, Day is the one person who could help you.
为什么 你也见过他怎么采访的 Why? You've seen how he interviews people.
他简直肢解了他们 把他们撕成了碎片 He dismembers them. Tears them to shreds.
是的 但是你得在他的审问下保持冷静 Yes, but keep your cool under his scrutiny...
礼貌 尊重 充满智慧地说明你的想法 make your case politely, respectfully, intelligently.
这也许能让人们回心转意 It could turn people around.
英国独立电视新闻台
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
-奥特林厄姆勋爵 你好吗 -你好吗 - Lord Altrincham. How do you do? - How do you do?
-走吧 -好的 - Shall we? - Yes.
这边走 谢谢你能前来 This way. Thank you for coming.
不客气 离开始还有多长时间 Not at all. How long do we have until we start?
我们马上去化个妆 差不多十分钟后开始 We'll pop into makeup quickly. We should start in ten minutes.
英国独立电视台
-在这里 请自便 -好的 - Just here, if you will. - Right.
-桌上的水请随意喝 -谢谢 - Help yourself to water. - Thank you.
应该不会过太久的 Shouldn't be too long.
-一切就绪 -一切就绪 - All good? - All good.
他准备好了 先生 He's standing by, sir.
-他准备好了吗 -准备好了 - And he's prepared? - Ready as he can be.
让我们开始吧 Let's make a start.
你知道这一切是怎么运作的吧 You've been told how all this works?
现在录制 今晚播出 Recording now, transmission tonight?
-演播室待命 -是的 谢谢你 - Stand by, studio. - Yes. Thank you.
五 四 三 Five, four, three...
今晚 我们请来了一个 Tonight, we have a man who,
最近上镜频繁 because of press activity in recent days,
不需要我介绍的人 奥特林厄姆勋爵 probably needs no introduction. Lord Altrincham.
就在短短几天时间里 In the space of just a few days,
他作为出版商 在他的期刊上发表的 his inflammatory and deeply personal attacks on the Queen,
对女王充满煽动性和攻击性的言论 in a periodical of which he is also publisher,
已经成为了眼下最令人关注的话题 have become the most pressing issue of the day
并且导致了某种程度上的宪制危机 and caused something of a constitutional crisis.
因此 我想先问奥特林厄姆勋爵 So, I'd like to begin by
一个简单的问题 asking Lord Altrincham a simple question.
作为国家领袖 She's our head of state,
她被全世界关爱 尊重 和崇拜 loved, respected and admired around the world,
所以你为什么要如此恨她呢 so why do you hate her so very much?
我不恨她 I... I don't.
那为什么要如此批评她呢 Then why criticize her like this?
这就像是问一个艺术批评家为什么要批评艺术 That's like asking an art critic why he criticizes art.
我是个充满热情的君主主义者 I'm a passionate monarchist
我相信君主立宪制 who believes constitutional
是英国最伟大的发明 monarchy is Britain's greatest invention.
真的吗 Do you, indeed?
是真的 我相信君主制带来了明确的制度 Yes, I do. I believe that monarchy provides clarity.
一位象征性的国家领袖 凌驾在政客们之上 A symbolic head of state, transcending the self-serving interests
他们以自我为中心 自私自利 of the egocentric and self-motivated politicians
会上台 也会下台 who go in and out of office,
就像李尔王的妙语 "像月亮的阴晴圆缺" who, as King Lear wonderfully says, "Ebb and flow by the moon."
当君主制处于最健康的状态时 But when working at its best,
能超越这些东西 让社会团结一致 monarchy can rise above such matters and unify a society.
它能给国家奠定基调 成为国家的化身 It can set the tone and become the embodiment of the nation,
国民性的化身 of national character.
但问题是 目前这个制度运作得并不好 But the problem is, at the moment, it's-- It's not doing that.
在你看来这个制度非常不好 It's doing very little right, as far as you're concerned.
不 不是的 No, that's not true.
你想让女王殿下拥有超人类的能力 You would like to see Her Majesty endowed with superhuman powers.
表现的自然一点不算什么超人类的能力 It's not superhuman to be a little spontaneous.
从你的文章来看 你希望女王 Judging from your article, you'd like the Queen to have
拥有智者的品质 the qualities of a wit,
你想让她变成一个更好的演说家 电视名人 you'd like her to be a better orator, a TV personality,
还要做一位 in addition to being a diligent,
尽职尽责的君主和母亲 dutiful and devoted monarch and a mother.
我只是想建议她 在公众演讲 All I'm suggesting is that, in her public speeches
和公开露面时 她应该表现得更加自然些 and in her appearances, she should be more, uh, natural.
她得讲话风格 老实说 如鲠在喉 Her style of speaking is, quite frankly, a pain in the neck.
她听起来像是喉咙塞住了 She sounds strangled.
我不幸在一个牙医候诊室里 I had the misfortune of hearing
听到女王最近的一段演讲 one of the Queen's speeches in a dental waiting room recently.
我被她讲话中的 I was horrified
冷漠和死气沉沉 by the indifference and inertia
给吓坏了 with which the speech was greeted.
但你得承认 But you'd accept that
同时作为女王和英格兰教会的领袖 being Queen and head of the Church of England
可不是一份简单轻松的工作 如果你不介意 is not an easy job or a simple one? If you'll forgive me,
我认为 那可比编辑一份小期刊难多了 it's arguably a harder job than editing a small periodical.
不 我很同意你的观点 No, I quite agree.
陛下身负几乎不可能的重担 Her Majesty has a seemingly impossible task.
她必须得同时表现得平凡和非凡 She has to be ordinary and extraordinary,
同时作为圣人和凡人 touched by divinity and yet one of us,
但是表现得平凡不意味着表现得乏味或者无能 but being ordinary doesn't have to mean bland or ineffectual.
或者让人容易遗忘 Or forgettable.
这一切你主要怪谁呢 她的侍从们吗 And against whom do you lay the main charge? Her courtiers?
到最后 如果是宫廷和制度的错 Well, in the end, if the court is wrong, if the setup is wrong,
你别无选择 只能批评老大了 you have no choice but to criticize the boss.
你是说女王 The Queen?
是的 因为只有她才能换掉糟糕的侍从 Yes, because only the boss can get rid of the bad servants.
是她雇佣了他们 She hires them.
只有她才能开除他们 She alone can fire them.
这么说吧 他们确实会有失职 Now, they may be bad,
我相信有些人的确会出现这种情况 I believe some of them at the moment are.
他们做得很糟糕 They're quite dreadful,
但这是女王的责任 而不是他们的 but it is her responsibility, it's not theirs,
从这个角度看 他们只是被雇佣的帮手罢了 in the sense that they are just hired hands.
所以你要继续攻击君主 And so the personal attack on the monarch continues.
让我这么说吧 Let me just say this.
对我个人来说 批评君主制和女王陛下 To criticize the monarchy, to criticize Her Majesty, personally,
得不到任何满足 gives me no satisfaction.
但是我们得记住一点 自从第二次世界大战 But we have to remember that, since the Second World War,
和苏伊士运河危机以来 since Suez,
英国在不知不觉中已经变了 Britain has changed beyond recognition.
然而 君主制依然遵循着战前的常规和惯例 And yet the monarchy continues its pre-war routines
就好像什么都没有发生一样 as though nothing has happened.
我相信 对于女王和她的侍从们来说 I believe it would serve the Queen and her courtiers well
铭记这一点很有帮助 to remember that
不久之前 世界上通行的是君主制 until recently, monarchies were the rule
而共和制是例外 and republics the exception,
但是今天 通行的是共和制 but today, republics are the rule
而君主制才是真正的例外 and monarchies very much the exception.
奥特林厄姆勋爵 我必须得结束采访了 Lord Altrincham, I have to terminate the interview.
我很感谢你 能回答我的问题 I'm obliged to you for answering my questions.
下周同一时间 Next week at the same time,
将会播出下一集《影响力》 there will be another edition of Impact.
晚安 Good night.
刚刚进行得很好 That went very well.
再次感谢你 奥特林厄姆勋爵 Thank you again, Lord Altrincham.
谢谢你 再见 Thank you. Good day.
谢谢 Thank you.
我以为他在现实中比在电视里更吓人 不过 I thought he was even scarier in real life than I, uh...
-奥特林厄姆勋爵 -什么事 - Lord Altrincham? - Yes.
你这个叛徒 You traitor!
-就是他吗 是他对吧 -干得漂亮 - Is that him? It is, isn't it? - Well done.
-恭喜 -干得好 先生 - Congratulations. - Well done. Well done, sir.
-来杯白葡萄酒吗 -干得好 - A glass of white? - Well done.
还是再烈一点的 白兰地如何 Or something stronger? What about a brandy?
有何不可 Why not?
干得好 Well done.
亨弗莱 Humphrey.
干得漂亮 你看起来非常冷静 Well done. You looked incredibly calm.
-是吗 -全场焦点 真的 - Really? - Man of the hour. Really.
-陛下 -怎么了 迈克尔 - Your Majesty. - Yes, what is it, Michael?
报纸上出现了一些 There have been some reactions in the newspapers
关于昨晚的电视采访 to last night's television interview,
以及对奥特林厄姆勋爵遭袭的报道 and to the assault upon Lord Altrincham.
恐怕跟我们预期的不太一样 I'm afraid it's not quite as we'd hoped.
怎么说 Why not?
结果发现 袭击奥特林厄姆那人 well, the man that struck Altrincham, it turns out,
是帝国效忠联盟的成员 is a member of the extreme right League of Empire Loyalists,
他们是个压力集团 which is a pressure group that
反对帝国解体 campaigns against the dissolution of the Empire
并且明确倡导英国的种族优越主义 and has a clear doctrine of English racial supremacy.
天啊 Oh, dear.
看起来大部分人 在看到 And it seems that most people have decided,
奥特林厄姆在电视上被打后 having watched Altrincham on the television,
都认为他的行为合情合理 that he is eminently reasonable.
现在几乎国内有一半的人 Now, almost half the country
都很支持他 appears to agree with his sentiments,
并且有新的民意调差也支持了这点 and there are new polls to support this.
《每日镜报》收到的来信 有四分之三 Letters to the Daily Mirror are running at four to one
都在支持奥特林厄姆 in Altrincham's favor...
甚至连向来保守的《每日邮报》 and even the normally conservative Daily Mail...
都于今早改变了论调 changed its tune this morning.
还有件事 Um, in addition,
首相最近也接到了一些电话 and this, I believe, reflects on his growing concern
他对此事也越来越关心 at some of the telephone calls he has been receiving...
他希望 the Prime Minister has suggested
能比原计划提早一周过来 that he come up a week earlier than planned,
好亲自跟您详讨此事 in order to discuss it all with you in person.
我的天 宪法危机 Goodness! A constitutional crisis.
我希望你也能向麦克米伦先生道歉 Well, I hope you're going to apologize to Mr. Macmillan, too.
陛下 Ma'am?
你不能否认 You're not going to deny this
这整个烂摊子的起因 无疑是我的演讲稿 whole mess springs from a badly written speech
写得太糟 而那是因为我信任你 which I gave, unquestioningly, because I trusted you.
也许奥特林厄姆是对的 Perhaps Altrincham's right.
也许我真该找些 Perhaps I should surround myself
更年轻 更有活力的人在身边 with younger, more dynamic people
他们多少还活在真实的世界里 with one foot in the real world!
谢谢 陛下 Thank you, ma'am.
你觉得这现在属于政府事务了 And you believe it's now a government matter?
是的 陛下 I do, ma'am.
世界各地的大使们 Ambassadors from all around the world
都纷纷打电话给我表达担忧 have been calling me, concerned.
陛下无需提醒也该知道 Her Majesty will hardly
最近几年 世界上有很多国家 need reminding a great many other countries
都被推翻了帝制 have overthrown their monarchies
成了共和制国家 and become republics in recent years.
埃及 保加利亚 意大利 Egypt, Bulgaria, Italy,
突尼斯的政变就在上个月 Tunisia only last month.
当然我们还没到那步 还没亮红灯 Of course we're not at that point. Not at a red light.
甚至还没亮起黄灯 但我们可不想发展到那步 We're not even at an amber. But we'd hate it to become amber.
所以 依我之见 也是政府之见 And so, it is my view, the government's view,
越早把这事压下去越好 that it would be wise to contain this as soon as possible.
-怎么压 -显而易见 - And do what? - The obvious thing.
奥特林厄姆是把火 是火就得灭 Altrincham is a fire which needs to be put out.
抓到你了 Got you!
宫里推出来一个小伙子 叫查特里斯 The palace has offered up a chap called Charteris.
想跟我见面 我查了查他 To meet. I looked him up.
他以前是她的首席私人秘书 He used to be her principal private secretary.
-有门了 -在国王去世前 - Well, there you are. - Before the King died.
-在她还是公主时 -那现在呢 - When she was princess. - And now?
他是助理私人秘书 He's assistant private secretary,
不能算小卒 so not quite a pawn,
但当然也不算象或马 but certainly not a bishop or knight, either.
去吧 Go.
去 好去听假话吗 Go, in order to be fobbed off?
你要怀着开诚布公和寻求合作的态度 Go in the spirit of openness and wanting to work together.
要是他们想合作 If they wanted to work together,
-就会派个更高级别的人来 -去吧 - they would have sent someone higher up. - Go.
好吧 All right.
带份建议清单 写上正式提议 And take a list of suggestions. Recommendations.
别空手去 Don't go empty-handed.
先别走啊 约翰 Not yet! John!
你的牙 约翰 Your tooth! John!
抱歉 Sorry.
-你有什么要说的吗 先生 -抱歉 - Do you have a comment, sir? - Sorry.
奥特林厄姆勋爵 Lord Altrincham!
奥特林厄姆勋爵吗 Lord Altrincham?
-是的 -这边请 - Yes. - This way, please.
很高兴我要见到顶层人士了 Good to know I'm seeing the top man.
某种意义上算是吧 In one sense.
到了 奥特林厄姆勋爵 Here we are, Lord Altrincham.
查特里斯上校很快就来 Colonel Charteris will be with you shortly.
-谢谢 -您请 - Thank you. - Sir.
看来我们有共同点啊 I see we have something in common.
是什么呢 And what would that be?
陛下 Your Majesty.
我指的是伊顿公学和皇家陆军学院的照片 I was referring to the photos of Eton and Sandhurst.
看来你也进过那两所学校吧 Which you attended too, I gather.
是的 Yes.
以后成为圣詹姆士宫 Going on to become an Officer of the Guards
和温莎城堡的警卫官 at both St James's Palace and Windsor Castle.
这可不太像改革者的样子 It doesn't quite fit the profile of a revolutionary.
人人都这么想 It's the assumption everyone has made.
就因为我敢提出建议 Because I dare offer an opinion,
就说明我肯定是想烧毁神殿 I must be trying to burn the temple down.
正相反 其实我是想保全它 On the contrary, I'm trying to make sure it survives.
我们这些在神殿里的人 非常期待 Well, those of us in the temple are very much looking forward
想听听我们必须怎么做才能得以保全呢 to hearing what it is we must do in order to survive.
可以开始了吗 Shall we begin?
我的声音还行吗 你能听清吗 Is my voice all right? You can understand me?
-可以 -没感觉喉咙塞住吗 - Yes. - Not too strangled?
不会让人脖子疼吗 Not too much a pain in the neck?
-没有 -很好 - No. - Good.
那么你希望我做出什么改变呢 So, what is it that you'd have me change?
我不是希望您做出改变 It's not so much what I'd have you change,
而是希望您认可改变的存在 just an acknowledgment that it has changed.
-什么改变 -一切 - What? - Everything.
并做好心理准备 And to prepare yourself
接受我们生活在这样一个时代 for the fact we now live in a time where...
像我这样的人 people like me
-能畅所欲言 -对 - Can say exactly what they think. - Yes.
-想怎么说就怎么说 -对 - In any way they want. - Yes.
告诉我 到底为什么会这样呢 And, remind me, why is that, exactly?
因为服从的时代已经结束了 Because the age of deference is over.
没了服从还剩什么呢 And what is left without deference?
毫无秩序吗 Anarchy?
是平等 Equality.
我都不能还击还算什么平等呢 How can it be equality when I cannot return the fire?
您可以的 You can.
但我难以回想起 But I struggle to think
历史上任何一位君主还击人民 of a moment in history where it has worked
对自己有利的情形 to a monarch's advantage to return fire on their own people.
但你已经想到了 But you have managed to think of how this monarch
做什么能对这位君主有利吗 might do something to her advantage.
我想到了 I have.
无意唐突 这位君主正坐在 And that same monarch is sitting before, forgive me...
一位失意政治家又是一位无名记者面前 a failed politician and an unrecognized journalist...
听取他对治理国事的建议 and taking his advice on how to do her job.
面对时势我和您一样沮丧 陛下 The situation is as baffling to me as it is to you, Your Majesty.
-你已经列了清单 -对 - You've got a list. - I do.
您可能已从我的文章中知晓 As you might know from my article,
我提出了一系列 I made a series of observations,
可以做出改变的意见和建议 recommendations of things to change,
但为了这次会见 but for the purposes of this meeting,
我削减至六项建议 I chose to limit those recommendations to, um, six.
六项 Six?
三件应该做的事和三件不应该做的事 Three things to start and three things to stop.
-我们从不应该做的开始吧 -好的 - Well, let's start with the "stops". - Very well.
在这呢 不再举行社交界出道舞会 Ah, yes. Putting an end to the debutantes' ball.
只有某个特定阶级的年轻女性 The idea that only young women of a certain class
能在君主面前展现自己 are presented to the sovereign,
而不属于这个阶级的女性 and women who are not of that class
就不能在君主面前展现自己 are not presented to the sovereign
同时不被人们接纳 and somehow not acceptable.
这是一种我们祖父母辈就该消除的不平等 This is the sort of inequity that should have died out
尤其在战后更不应该延续下去 with our grandparents' generation, certainly after the war.
下一项 Next.
给予王室社交圈中的离异人士更多自由 Allow divorced people to move more freely in royal circles.
为什么 Why?
君主是英国教会之首 The sovereign is head of the Church of England,
而教会不认可离异人士 and the Church does not recognize divorced persons.
这既无善意 又无平等 It's unkind, discriminatory,
甚至可能是违法的 quite possibly unlawful.
下一项 Next.
我建议您解雇 I would recommend getting rid of
这一整届大臣 an entire generation of courtier.
顽固守旧的大臣们 The old school, stuck in the past.
他们就像把头埋进沙里的鸵鸟 Ostriches with their heads buried in the sand.
他们阻碍了王室 They're stopping the palace evolve
与时俱进 in keeping with the rest of the world.
这些鸵鸟对君主制有着不可或缺的作用 Those "ostriches" provide an indispensable function of monarchy:
他们沿袭了传统 the preservation of tradition.
您要求听我的建议 陛下 You asked for my recommendations, ma'am.
我只是尊敬地传达给您 I'm respectfully passing them on.
你建议我应该做的事呢 What would you have me start?
敞开心扉 陛下 Open up, ma'am.
放下心防 Lower the drawbridge.
让人民了解您 Let people get to know you.
我不想被了解 I don't wish to be known.
通过电视转播圣诞演讲 Televise the Christmas speech.
变得更容易被理解 更平易近人 Become more transparent, accessible.
-最后一项 -终于到了最后一项 - And finally... - Oh, finally.
花点时间接触寻常百姓 ...spend time with normal people.
不要只与大臣们 位高权重者相处 Not just courtiers or the great and the good,
也要与真实的 平凡的人们相处 but real people, average people,
与劳动人民相处 working people.
敞开心扉 Open the doors.
多点包容心和平等心 Make it more inclusive and egalitarian.
让寻常百姓也了解你 Let normal people get to know you, too.
你介意到走廊稍等片刻吗 Would you mind stepping out into the corridor for a moment?
没问题 Not at all.
麻烦你叫我的私人秘书进来 And would you ask my private secretary to come in?
没问题 Of course.
告辞 陛下 Your Majesty.
查特里斯上校 Colonel Charteris?
陛下 Your Majesty.
奥特林厄姆勋爵 请进 Lord Altrincham. Please.
我再次走进房间时 她消失了 When I went back into the room, she was gone.
凭空消失了 Vanished into thin air.
请坐 Do sit down.
接着查特里斯告诉我 Charteris then went on to tell me that
绝不能让任何人知道我会见了女王 no one can ever know that I met the Queen,
即使我号称会见了王后 and that should I ever claim that I did,
王宫方面也会坚决否认 the palace would robustly deny it.
但他们会承认 They will, however, concede that I had an appointment
我会见了陛下的助理私人秘书 with Her Majesty's assistant private secretary,
并可能会接纳 and that concessions might be made
我的一个或两个建议 to one or two of my recommendations.
我能知道是哪一个吗 May I ask which ones?
英国广播公司转播服务
把这些灯搬进去 快点 Let's get these lights in. Quickly.
搬摄像机时小心点 Easy with that camera.
好 Right-o.
接下来搬这个 干得好 This one next. Well done.
现在把剩下的电缆搬进去 Now, let's have the rest of the cables.
我感觉自己像个演员 I feel like an actress.
像一个普通的小龙套 A common little showgirl.
别傻了 Don't be silly.
我和她们有什么不同 In what way am I different?
背着台词 留意着角度 化着妆 Memorizing lines and remembering angles, wearing makeup?
首先你是大英帝国的女王 Well, you're the Queen of the United Kingdom for one thing.
对 一个背着台词 Yes, who's memorizing lines
留意着角度 化着妆的女王 and remembering angles and wearing makeup.
陛下 Your Majesty.
好的 Right.
-我应该去哪里 -这边请 陛下 - Where do you want me? - This way, please, ma'am.
陛下 Ma'am.
25年前我的祖父第一次广播了圣诞演讲
五 四 三... Five, four, three...
圣诞快乐 Happy Christmas.
二十五年前 我的祖父 Twenty-five years ago, my grandfather broadcast
第一次通过广播发表圣诞祝福 the first of these Christmas messages.
今天又是一个有纪念意义的时刻 Today is another landmark,
因为电视已经让你们很多人 because television has made it
在圣诞节这一天足不出户 possible for many of you to see me in your homes
就能看到我 on Christmas Day.
我自己的家人经常坐在一起看电视 My own family often gather round to watch the television,
就像此时此刻一样 as they are at this moment,
我觉得你们也是 and that is how I think of you all now.
我非常期望这种新媒体 I very much hope that this new medium
能让我的圣诞祝福 will make my Christmas message
更加亲切和直接 more personal and direct.
我的形象对于你们很多人来说 It is inevitable that I should
遥不可及 这不可避免 seem a rather remote figure to many of you,
作为历史上国王和女王的继承者 a successor to the kings and queens of history,
你们可能更熟悉我在在报纸和影片中的样子 someone whose face may be familiar in newspapers and films
正在直播
但我从未接触过你们的生活 but who never really touches your personal lives.
但现在 至少在这几分钟里 But now, at least for a few minutes,
我欢迎你们来感受我家的宁静 I welcome you into the peace of my own home.
你们有些人今天能看到我 That it is possible for some of you to see me today
只是又一个我们的日常生活 is just another example of the speed at which things are changing
正在飞速改变的例子 all around us.
我想要读几行《天路历程》 I would like to read a few lines from Pilgrim's Progress.
正在直播
"经过艰难险阻 我终于来到这里 '"And though, with great difficulty, I am got hither,
但我并不后悔为了到达这里 yet now I don't repent me of all the trouble I have been at
我所经历的一切困难 to arrive where I am.
我的剑留给继承我走天路的人 My sword I give to him that shall succeed me in my pilgrimage
我的勇敢和武艺 留给那配得上的人 and my courage and skill to him that can get it.
我的伤痕 我要带去 My marks and scars I carry with me
作为我曾为主作战的证据 to be a witness for me that I have fought his battles
必要报赏我" who now will be my rewarder."
我希望1958年 主将赐福予你们 I hope that 1958 may bring you God's blessings
也赐予你们所希望的一切 and all the things that you long for.
我祝福所有人 不论老少 不论你身在何处 And so I wish you all, young and old, wherever you may be,
度过一个开心 快乐 all the fun and enjoyment and peace
安静 祥和的圣诞 of a very happy Christmas.
直播结束 And we're off air.
恭喜您 陛下 Congratulations, ma'am.
六个月后
-你好 -天哪 - Ah, hello. - My, my.
你真漂亮 我喜欢你的裙子 You look pretty. I like the dress.
-谢谢 -还有头发 - Thank you. - And the hair.
-一点都没有跟军人有关的样子 -没错 - Very unregimental. - Mm, yes.
托尼认识最棒的人 Tony knew the top person, of course.
唯一值得信任的造型师 The only stylist who could be trusted.
你知道这个造型师叫什么吗 Does he have a name, this stylist?
我想说维克多·加蓬 但好像不对 I want to say Victor Gabon, but that's not quite right.
维达尔·波蓬 Vidal Baboon?
-维达尔·波蓬 -应该是 - Vidal Baboon? - Yes, I think.
他一直在说 Well, anyway, he talked
发型是种几何艺术形式 endlessly about hair as a geometric art form.
-你的发型看起来很美 -谢谢 - It looks jolly pretty. - Thank you.
如果你有这位波蓬先生的号码 If you happen to have a number for this Baboon,
我想把它告诉我妻子 I might pass it on to my wife.
你觉得一个热血男儿认识 Is that appropriate, by the way, that a red-blooded man
合适的女士发型师这件事妥当吗 should know the correct hairdresser for a woman?
托尼身上几乎没有妥当的地方 There's almost nothing that's appropriate about Tony,
但他把让我变更美当成了自己的职责 but he's made it his mission in life to improve me.
-你的专属奥特林厄姆 -没错 - Your very own little Altrincham. - Yes.
只是床上功夫要好一点 Just rather better in bed, I suspect.
天哪 看看他们 Oh, dear God. Look at them.
-给 -谢谢 - There it is. - Thank you very much.
你认为那是谁 Who do you suppose that is?
好像是大卫·史密斯先生 一位汽车经销商 It could be Mr. David Smith, a car dealer.
-那位呢 -我觉得... - And that? - I believe...
那是"铁锤"哈里·琼斯 that is Harry "The Hammer" Jones.
老肯特路的拳击手 A boxer from the Old Kent Road.
这些人中 有一个本地餐馆老板 Rounding up the numbers, we have a local restaurateur,
一个巴士司机 a bus driver,
一个银行职员 a bank clerk...
还有一个女警 and a woman policeman.
都是为了开放 All to open things up.
是的 Yes.
让我们更接近真实世界 让我们大众化 Bring us more in line with the real world. Democratize us.
就这样 And so it goes.
我们被一点点蚕食 The stings and bites we suffer as it slips away.
一点一点地 一块一块地 Bit by bit, piece by piece.
我们的权威 我们的专制 我们的神圣权利 Our authority, our absolutism, our divine rights.
陛下 Ma'am?
这个国家的君主制度 The history of the monarchy in this country
就是为了生存而不断地 is a one-way street of humiliation, sacrifices and concessions
被羞辱 牺牲和让步 in order to survive.
首先是男爵与我们作对 First, the barons came for us,
然后是商人 现在是记者 then the merchants, now the journalists.
难怪我们对屈膝礼 Small wonder we make such a fuss
礼仪和先例这么看重 about curtsies, protocol and precedent.
我们只剩下这些了 It's all we have left.
这是我们仅剩的盔甲了 从支配到统治再到... The last scraps of armor as we go from ruling to reigning to--
-到什么 -到一无所有 - To what? - To being nothing at all.
提线木偶 Marionettes.
对了 穿上手套 Right, gloves on.
我跟管家说过 I told the master of the household
要在上菜时将客人轮换 to rotate the guests between courses,
所以如果你遇到讨厌的人也别担心 坚持15分钟就好 so if you get a dud, don't worry, it'll be 15 minutes at worst.
大卫·史密斯夫妇 Mr. And Mrs. David Smith.
-大卫 很高兴见到你 -陛下 - Ah, David. Lovely to meet you. - Ma'am.
-你好 -很高兴见到你 - Hello. - Very nice to meet you.
-巴特尔夫妇 -你们好 - Mr. And Mrs. Patel. - Hello there.
谢谢光临 Thank you for coming.
-"铁锤"哈里先生 -久仰大名 - Mr. Harry "The Hammer." - I've heard so much about you.
-感谢你的到来 -您真美 - Thank you for coming. - You look absolutely beautiful.
马丁·琼斯先生 Mr. Martin Jones.
到最后 王室几乎采纳了 奥特林厄姆勋爵的所有建议
-埃塞尔·丹米尔中士 -你好 - Sergeant Ethel Danmyer. - Ah, hello there.
很高兴见到大家 Such a pleasure to have you here.
狗狗们来了 又跑了 Oh, here they come, dog-dogs. There they go.
王室后来承认奥特林厄姆勋爵在20世纪 对君主制作出了不可多得的贡献
1963年 奥特林厄姆勋爵宣布放弃头衔 成为了...
约翰·格瑞哥 1924年4月至2001年12月