糟糕 Oh, shit.
好‥该起床了 Okay. Okay, wakey, wakey.
走了，我们该走了‥ Come on, come on, let's go. Let's go. We gotta go.
喂？ Hello.
你没睡到这么晚过 You never sleep this late.
因为‥ Ah, it was, uh...
昨晚很晚睡 Yeah, it was--it wa--it was a late night. Yeah.
你们做了什么？ What'd you guys do?
我们喝了一整天，卡麦隆‥ Uh. We just drank all day. Cameron, um,
卡麦隆想喝酒，所以‥ Cameron wanted to drink, so, uh...
我喝太多了 Yeah, I drank too much.
我被绑架了 她早就准备好要过夜 Well, I've been abducted. She fully planned to spend the night here.
她租了超大的别墅 我们到的时候就决定好了 She rented this gigantic villa, and it was a done deal when we got here.
而且我们下车后她才告诉我 And she didn't even tell me until we got out of the car.
我打给你好几次 I tried calling you multiple times.
对不起 Oh, I'm sorry.
我想你了 I'll miss you.
你的语气有点怪 我们几个小时后见吧 You sound weird. I guess I'll see you in a couple of hours.
对，等你回来再见 Yeah, I'll see you when you get back.
我爱你，再见 Love you. Bye.
有了‥ Okay. Here we go. Uh, 15, 16, 17...
这里有一千八百元 我现在手上只有这么多 Sh... Ah. Eighteen hundred, that's--that's all I got right now.
你没有钱？ You don't have the money?
有，我会付你剩下的，别担心 No, but I'm gonna get the rest. It's all good.
我会去银行领钱，我们会待到周五 I'll go to the bank. We're here until Friday.
我会在柜台留个信封给你 I'll leave it in an envelope at the front desk.
好主意，就这么做 Oh, yeah. Good idea. Do that.
你叫什么名字？ Yeah. What's your name?
－露西亚格列柯 －露西亚 -Lucia. -Greco.
露西亚格列柯 Lucia Greco.
很好 Perfect.
好，走吧 Okay, let's go.
好的，谢谢你们 Choo-choo! Here we go. Okay. Grazie mille.
玩得很开心，再见 And, um, thanks for all the fun. Bye.
＂玩得很开心＂？ "Thanks for fun?"
露西 Luci.
现在该怎么办？
不知道，先找个地方躺吧
（意语）早安‥ Buongiorno, eh? Buongiorno.
你们就像两朵玫瑰花一样娇嫩
－你好，罗可 －瓦伦蒂娜 -Ciao, Rocco. Ciao, Valentina.
－你好 －你好，伊莎贝拉 -Ciao. -Ciao, Isabella.
你好吗？
很好，你呢？
我也是，谢谢你
罗可，麻烦你去帮她好吗？
伊莎贝拉，说实话
罗可会让你不舒服吗？
不会 No.
不会，我们只是在聊天
因为男人有时候会过于主动
甚至是骚扰别人
不管是不是在工作场合都不对
如果你觉得很困扰
可以来找我
好，谢谢你
－不客气 －早安
（意语）早安‥ Buongiorno.
我今天想买礼物送内人 Hello. I was hoping to buy a present for my wife today.
很遗憾地，她没办法来 Uh, she couldn't make it, unfortunately.
我想买件高级珠宝 我想请你们推荐店家 Uh, maybe a nice piece of jewelry, so I was wondering if there's a store you'd recommend.
我不清楚 No, I don't know.
但你能沿着街道逛逛 或许能找到适合的店家 But you could, uh, walk along the corso, and you'll find something.
有一家店叫潘卡西 There's a wonderful store called Pancrazi.
离这里很近，非常高档 It's very near, and it's very nice.
太好了，谢谢你 Great. Grazie.
－不客气 －（意语）不客气 -You're welcome. -Prego.
－谢谢你 －不客气 Grazie.
我没听过潘卡西
我没去过，那边好逛吗？
很美，那里的东西我都喜欢
太好了
有需要的话可以去那里找我
好，谢谢你 Okay. Grazie mille.
我去拿点水果 I'm just gonna get some fruit...
我马上就回来 really quick. I'll be right back.
好吗？ Okay?
好 Okay.
你睡得好吗？ How'd you sleep?
－不怎么好 －是吗？ -Uh, not good. -No?
我们昨天应该一起的，很抱歉‥ No. We--we really should've hung out. I'm sorry that I was…
不知道我昨晚是怎么回事 I don't know why... Just--Last night was...
没关系，不用道歉 No. It's--it's fine. Don't--don't be sorry.
好，我们今天可以聚一聚 Yeah. Uh, we should definitely hang out today.
好啊，一定会很开心 Okay. Yeah. That'd be fun.
但我得想办法摆脱我老板 Yeah, I--I just have to get out of babysitting, you know?
我快受不了了 It's been a lot.
我得先应付她 I just have to deal with that.
我们可以吃完早餐再来规划 And then, um...Yeah, maybe we can, like, plan something after breakfast.
－祝你好运 －好 Okay. Good luck. Cool. Okay.
晚点见了 See you in a bit. Bye.
我知道严格来说 我今天算是在上班 So, I know I'm, like, on the clock, technically, for today.
但我想问你‥ Uh, but I was just wondering if--if it'd be okay with you
我可不可以 跟在这里认识的男生出去一下？ if I just hung out with that guy that I met here for a little?
他人很好 He's nice
又很聪明，上史丹佛大学 And smart. He went to Stanford
也不是非二元性别者 And…and he's not non-binary.
我很擅长搞砸 Yeah, I just mess everything up.
要是我中了乐透，也会把彩券弄丢 I feel like if I won the lottery, I'd throw away the ticket.
所以我觉得该给他一次机会 So, I just feel like I...should give him a chance, you know?
我不知道葛瑞格怎么了 I don't know what's going on with Greg...
但我觉得他在骗我 ...but I think it's bullshit.
－（意语）今早也很棒 －（意语）我也是
太时髦了 So chic.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你的穿搭无懈可击 我昨晚看到你就告诉马提欧 You have impeccable style. The moment I saw you last night, I said to Matteo,
陶尔米纳终于 有个懂时尚的女人了 "Finally, a glamorous woman in Taormina."
谢谢你 Thank you.
重点是颜色 Oh, it's just the color.
这里的女人都穿得 像是要参加海滩葬礼 All the women here dress like they're going to a funeral on the beach.
谢天谢地，这里还有你 But you, thank God you're here.
我们要去吃早餐 你们要一起来吗？ We're just going to breakfast. Do you wanna join us?
没关系，我们刚吃饱 Oh, no, that's okay, 'cause we just ate.
我们晚点能在 海滩俱乐部碰面吗？ Do you think we might see you at the beach club later?
我还没去过，那里好玩吗？ Oh, yeah, I--I've never been to the beach club. Is it nice?
来喝杯鸡尾酒吧 Come down, have a cocktail.
我们能得到最好的座位 We always get the best seats
因为马可是我们的老朋友 他会特别关照我们 cause Marco's an old friend who looks after us.
你是英国人吗？ Are you English?
对，我是英国人 Ah. I am. Oh. Yes, originally.
但我现在住巴勒摩 But I live here now in Palermo.
我们有朋友住在这里 所以搭船来找他们 We've got a couple of friends staying in the hotel, so we took the boat 'round to meet them.
－你们有船？ －没错 You have a boat, huh? Yes, come down.
来看我们的船吧 Come see the boat.
我们会帮你们留两个位置 We'll save you two chairs.
希望晚点能看到你们 See you later. I hope.
再见 Bye-bye.
他们人真好 Those guys are nice.
我感觉糟透了
我不能继续过这种生活
米亚 Mia...
原谅我
为什么？
我是个坏朋友
我不想一个人，所以才拉你下水
现在我们都会受到惩罚
惩罚？
什么意思？
所有妓女最后都会受到惩罚
露西亚 No, no. Ah, Lucia.
看着我
没有人会受到惩罚
你只是昨天的药效还没退而已
再说昨天很顺利
跟人上床，知道自己能得到什么
没有那么糟糕
米亚，别说这种话
为什么？
因为你看我们
大家都知道我们做什么
圣母玛利亚，别紧张
你何时开始在乎别人想法了？
露西亚 Luci. Mount Etna.
那是前几天晚上那个人的父亲
你可能没办法吧，爷爷 Not sure you're up for that, Nonno.
我们走吧 Yeah. I could do it.
看起来很美，我们去爬吧 That looks inviting. Let's try it.
－我还得‥ －走啦，跟我一起去 -Um, I'm gonna just... head back to the room---Come on! Have something with me.
你要带我去哪里？
去洗澡，换衣服
我有老先生房间的钥匙，记得吗？
天啊
兄弟，我的天啊 Dude. Jesus Christ.
这都是你的错 This is all your fault.
拜托，我们玩得很开心 Come on. We had fun.
你会遵守兄弟法典吧？ Bro code?
兄弟法典？ Bro code?
没错，兄弟法典 Yeah, baby, bro code.
好啦，随便，兄弟法典 Sure, yeah, whatever. Bro code.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我爱你，我想进入你体内 I love you. I just wanna be inside you.
－不了，谢谢‥ －拜托 No, thank you. Please. No, ma'am.
－我想对你为所欲为 －不要 I wanna do stuff to you. No.
我想让你舒服 I wanna make you feel good.
惨了 Oh, fuck!
你还好吗？ You okay?
你没事吧，兄弟？ You okay, buddy?
昨晚的药效太强了 So, I was really high last night.
我希望我说的事情‥ Um, and I said a couple things I hope...
可以保密 ...stay between us.
你什么都没说 Mm. You didn't say anything.
我有时女生缘不太好 I have trouble keeping girlfriends sometimes. I mean,
你也懂女生是什么样子 you know how girls are.
她们假装是你朋友 其实只是想知道你的秘密 They pretend they wanna be your friend, but really they just wanna get something out of you
然后在背后说你坏话，攻击你 and then talk shit and stab you in the back.
但我觉得你可以信任 But I feel like I can trust you.
我可以信任你吗？ Can I?
当然 For sure.
再说你谁也不认识 Plus, you don't know anybody.
我的意思是你不认识我的朋友们 I mean, you don't know any of the people that I know.
对，我想也是 No. I mean, probably not.
米亚 Mia?
米亚 Mia.
怎么还没好，快穿衣服啦
我们得快一点
波蒂亚说她要去海滩俱乐部 Portia says she's heading down to the beach club.
我可能会去找她 I might meet her there.
我跟你爸可以去找你吃午餐 Oh, your dad and I can join you for lunch.
或许吧，但我今天想自己过 Uh, maybe. I was kinda thinking of just having a day, you know, for myself.
我听不懂，你不吃午餐吗？ I don't understand, you don't eat lunch?
我们再说吧 I think, let's just play it by ear, yeah?
好 Yeah, all right.
对不起 Uh--So--Sorry.
对不起，我走错房间了 Sorry, wrong room!
没错 Yes!
对不起，是我们走错房间了，再见 I'm so sorry! We--We thought it was our room! Arrivederci.
对不起，祝你今天顺心 We are sorry. Buona giornata!
（意语）早安，欢迎来到海滩俱乐部
我没听过这么奇怪的嗓音 That's the weirdest voice I've ever heard.
太好了，你们来了 -Hey! Hi! So glad you came! -Hello.
从后面上来吧 Come back around and up.
美女，抱歉，我已经喝醉了 Bellissima. Sorry, I'm already drunk.
你们好，你们想喝什么？ Hello. What can I get you to drink?
好的‥ Wow, yeah. Um, okay. All right here. Okay.
－如果有的话，我想喝粉红酒 －粉红酒？ I'm gonna have some rosé if you have it. Rosé? Yeah.
（意语）马提欧，来两杯粉红酒
马上来
你们见过马提欧了 So, you've met Matteo
他们就是这周末 来拜访我们的朋友 and these are our friends in for the weekend...
－雨果和迪迪埃 －你们好‥ -Oh, hi. -...Hugo and Didier. -Hello. -Hey.
（法语）你好‥ -Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour. -Hi.
－你是法国人吗？ －对 -You're French, right? -Yes!
天啊 Oh, my gosh.
迪迪埃家在埃兹有很漂亮的庄园 Didier's family have the most incredible family estate in Èze,
你得在那里夷为平地之前看看 which you have to see before it crumbles entirely to the ground.
那是我的杰作 但它毁了我的人生 It is my masterpiece but it's ruined my life.
相信我，我懂你在说什么 -Yes. -Of course, yeah. Take it from me, I know how that is. I do.
杰克‥ -Yeah. -Jack! Jack!
这是我调皮的姪子杰克 This is my naughty nephew, Jack.
你们好，幸会 All right, all right. Hello, hello. It's nice to meet you, darling.
天啊 -Oh. -Oh, shit! I know you.
我昨晚在泳池旁看过你 You were by the pool last night.
没错，你好 -I was. Yeah, um. Hi, again. -Yeah.
你下去游过吗？ 泳池没加热，对吧？ You been in it? It's not heated, is it?
我不知道，我没下去游过 Um, I--I don't know. I haven't been in it.
要不要来点炸肉饼和炸海鲜？ Should we get some panelle, some fritto misto?
派对小点是绝对要的 Finger food is always a must. Anyway...
谢谢‥ -Oh! Thank you. -Oh, thank you. Thank you.
谢谢 -That's it! -Let's go.
（法语）干杯‥ -Oh! -Salute! -Salute!
你是美国人？ So, you're from America then?
－没错 －我没去过美国 -Yes. -I've never been.
－真的？ －对，我哪里都没去过 Really? No, I ain't been to shit.
我来自埃塞克斯 I'm from Essex, so…
所以我去过埃塞克斯 Well, I've been to Essex.
你在西西里待多久了？ So, uh, how long have you been in Sicily?
我在巴勒摩待了两个月 Two months in Palermo.
两个月？ 太好了吧 -Two months? -Mm. -That's--that's amazing.
是还不错 Yeah, it's all right,
前提是你要不介意 被一群同性恋抓屁股 if you don't mind a bunch of...gays grabbing your arse and copping a feel.
－你介意吗？ －不介意‥ Do you mind? No, no,
他们会喝得烂醉 but, like, you know, these guys get...pissed.
有些人还很强壮 And some of them are really fucking strong as well.
他们会在别墅开派对 They have these parties out in the villa.
只邀请一些有钱的老女人 And the only women they invite are just old, rich hags.
她们人是很好啦‥ I mean, like, you know, they're nice and that, but...
但我来西西里 可不是为了跟老太太喝茶 I didn't come to Sicily to have tea with old ladies.
是啊‥ Yeah.
我原本希望西西里会刺激一点 I've, um--I was kind of hoping that Sicily would be more of an adventure, you know.
但到目前为止 我只觉得灵魂快枯萎了 But so far, it's just been...soul-crushing.
灵魂快枯萎了？ -Soul-crushing? -Mm-hmm.
天啊‥ Fucking hell.
如果你想找刺激，就跟我玩吧 All right. Well then, if you want an adventure, stick with me!
我很懂得在沙盒里找乐子 懂我意思吧？ Cause I know how to have fun in the sandbox. If you know what I mean.
我不懂你在说什么 I--I...don't know what you mean by that.
我会教你 I'll teach you.
好吧 Okay.
（法语）
你很常健身吗？
大概两个小时，强度很高
我在巴勒摩的家有很好的健身房
你可以来我家健身
我不知道耶，或许吧
马提欧 Matteo.
我刚在泳池认识他
他的朋友都很帅
我不想知道
拜托，别说了 Allora...
这里好漂亮 This place is so beautiful.
没错 It is.
我想知道‥那是什么地方？ I just wanna know the--What--what is that?
贝拉岛 Isola Bella.
那座岛有个故事 There's a story attached to that island.
岛上有栋房子 属于一个富有的瑞典人家 -Yeah. -There's a house on it. It was owned by a wealthy Swedish family,
只剩年迈的女主人住在那里 and the old matriarch was the last one living in it.
当地有些有权有势的投资客‥ 你应该懂我的意思 And there were these powerful local investors, if you know what I mean,
想要那栋房子和那座岛 who wanted the house, wanted the island.
但老妇人就是不退让 But the old battle-ax wouldn't budge.
他们提了各种条件 They made her all kinds of offers.
有一天，有人发现她陈尸在石堆底下 And then one day, her body was found in a heap at the bottom of the rocks.
他们杀了她？ They killed her?
天啊 Oh, my God!
但现在那栋房子开放大众参观了 But now, the house is open to the public,
或许她的死是值得的 so maybe it was worth it.
我们应该去看看 We should go and see it.
你跟你助理来而已，对吧？ You're just here with your assistant, right?
不是‥ No, no, I--I...
其实我是跟我老公来的 I actually came here with my husband, uh...
但他离开了 but he left.
他把你留在西西里？ He left you alone in Sicily?
他为什么丢下你？ Why would he leave you?
－说来话长 －我们有一整天的时间 -It's a long story and---Well, we have all day.
全都跟我说吧，从头开始讲 Tell me everything from the beginning.
好吧 Well...
我在旧金山出生 I was born in San Francisco.
真的从头啊，好的 Oh, from the very beginning.
然后‥ -Okay. -And, um...
－我来吧 －谢谢 Hi. Here you go, miss. Thank you.
－谢谢你 －谢谢，法兰西科 -Thank you so much. -Thank you, Francesco.
再见，谢谢你 Bye, thank you.
天啊 Oh, my God.
回来真高兴 Oh, I'm so glad to be back.
洋装很好看 Nice dress.
达芙妮在诺托买给我的 Daphne bought it for me in Noto.
－他们没来打扫吗？ －对不起，房务来过 They didn't clean the room? Oh, yeah, sorry. The maid did come.
但我当时还在睡觉 I was just still in bed, so...
好玩吗？ How'd it go?
跟我想的一样，都是假象 It's what I thought. It's a front.
他们卿卿我我的那套，全是假的 The whole thing, the whole kissy, perfect thing. It's a front.
这样啊 Yeah.
他背着她偷吃 He cheats on her.
怎么这样说？ Why do you say that?
她告诉我的 我觉得她也会偷吃 Because she basically told me. And I think she does it, too.
－真的吗？ －没错 -Really? -Yes.
她说得很含糊 但重点是，他们的关系很扭曲 I mean, she was super vague. But the point is, they have a twisted relationship,
我们很正常 and we are fine.
跟他们比起来，我们算正常 Compared to them...we are fine.
我很高兴你回来了 I'm happy to see you.
是吗？ Yeah?
你喝得烂醉 You got drunk?
－水上摩托车很好玩 －而且她没有女性朋友 The Jet Skiing was fun. Oh, and she has no women friends,
完全没有 like, at all.
我和她根本不熟 现在却是她最好的朋友 I'm, like, basically her best friend now, and I barely know her.
很夸张吧？ Isn't that crazy?
为什么她没有女性朋友？ Why does she have no female friends?
因为她发现 朋友都在背后说她坏话 Because she basically realized that they were all talking shit behind her back.
像你现在这样吗？ Kinda like you are now?
她给我吃大麻食品 我知道不该吃的‥ Okay, so she gave me an edible, which I know was a mistake. I know, I know, I know.
－我想上厕所 －药效开始发作，我反应很强烈 I might need to go to the bathroom. But I started tripping out, like... ...crazy.
－你也知道，根本灾难一场 －我知道 -You know how I get. -Yeah. -It was a disaster.
就像进入虫洞，完全脱离现实‥ I'm, like, going down the wormhole, like...so high. Just, like...
－不管她说什么我都会惊呼 －我先去‥ -...everything that's coming out of her mouth, I'm just like, "What?" -I gotta... -I'm like, "Wow!"
她觉得大家都很羡慕她 You know? And, like, she thinks that, like, everybody wants to be her,
－想过她的人生 －是啊 -everybody wants her life. -Yeah.
才不是呢 No.
好，我应该醒了 Okay. I think I can rally.
你今天想做什么？ So, uh, what do you wanna do today?
要不要两人独处就好？ Do you wanna do something just us?
还是要问他们想做什么？ Do you want me to see what they wanna do, or...?
好啊 Um, I guess.
好 All right. Cool.
你们今天要做什么？ Hey! Hi, so, uh, yeah, what do you--
去海边？ 好啊 Go to the beach?
我们要坐哪里？
这里
你看，很棒吧？
抱歉，你们好‥ -Huh? -Oh, sorry.
你们不能坐这里，我先占了 Sorry, hi. Excuse--Excus-ez me, sorry. Um, I--You can't sit there. I'm just--I'm saving this seat.
你不要我们坐这里？ You don't want us to sit here?
我在等我朋友 Oh, I'm just--I'm saving it for my friend.
他帮朋友占了位置
我们能不能等你朋友来再走？ Can we sit here until your friend comes?
我觉得她很快就来了‥ Uh--I just--I think she's coming any minute now,
是啊 Yeah.
我认得你 I've seen you around.
走吧，露西，我们去那里
对，我看过你 Yeah! I've seen you around.
巴勒摩好玩吗？ So what's Palermo like?
巴勒摩太疯狂了 Palermo's fucking wild.
真的，那里的人‥ It's mental, man. People just--
在街上狂欢，打架，做爱 They party in the street, and they fight in the street, and they fuck in the street.
那里很合我胃口 It's my kind of town.
他的别墅就是那样？ Is this villa just like...
棒极了 Ah, Portia, it's the tits.
那里很好玩，你得去看看 It's so fucking nice. You gotta come see it.
－我很乐意 －真的？ -I would love to come see it. -Would ya?
－真的 －是吗？ -Yes. -Yeah?
那里以前好像没有 出现过六十岁以下的女人 I don't think there's ever been a--a woman under sixty inside of it.
你会是第一个 So, you would be the first.
我没意见 I'm all right with that.
你好，我是阿尔比 Um, hey, I'm--I'm Albie.
你好 All right, geez.
我帮你占了一张椅子 好像是最后一个 So, I--I saved you a chair over there. I think I got the last one, so…
这样啊，谢谢你 Oh! Cool. Yeah. Thank you. Um…
我得在谭雅身边多待一会儿 Yeah, I think I just need to be here with Tanya just a little longer,
他们帮我们点了很多吃的‥ and these guys just ordered us all this food, so...
看来这里在办派对 Um, yeah, seems like there's a party going on or something.
我想跟你聚聚，我晚点再去找你‥ I mean, I do wanna hangout, so I'll come find you and...
－好‥我人在那里 －对 -Yeah, I'm---Yeah. -I'm right over there.
－我只是‥你懂的 －阿尔比 -Okay, I just-- -Albie! -You know.
我们找了一张桌子 We got a table.
波蒂亚，你好 -Hi, Portia. -Hey!
我再去找你，好吗？ Yeah, I'll--I'll find you, okay? Um...
－好，那晚点见了 －再见 Well, I'll--Uh, yeah. I'll see you later. See ya.
幸会 Nice to meet you.
他是谁？ Who's he?
我在饭店认识的一个人‥ Oh, gosh, he's this guy that I--I--I met at the hotel, and...
我觉得他喜欢你 -I think he likes you. -Mm-hmm.
阿尔比 -Albie! -Hey.
你看看我买的东西 I want you to see what I got.
你觉得怎么样？ What do you think?
什么怎么样？ Like, what?
要送你妈妈的，她会喜欢吗？ It's for your mom. Think she'll like it?
很不错吧？ 这可不便宜 It's nice, right? Wasn't cheap.
很完美，她一定会很喜欢 Oh! It's perfect. She's gonna love it.
我也帮卡拉买了耳环 I got some earrings for Cara, too.
用钱是没办法收买人的，爸 You can't just buy people off, Dad.
这是我的好意，阿尔比 It's a gesture, Albie.
像我说的，我很乐意跟她谈谈 Like I said, I'm happy to talk to her.
不了，她不会听你的 No. She's not gonna listen to you.
她尊敬我 She respects me.
在这方面不会 Not in this area, no, she does not.
她大概只会听一个人的话 The only person that she'd actually listen to
但是‥算了 is probably...But, whatever.
我不会为你说情的，爸 I'm not gonna be your advocate in this, Dad.
我懂，没关系，你有你的道理 I get it. I understand. That's fine. That's fair.
但你想想看 我希望家人能在一起 I just think, probably want the family to stay together, but…
－可是‥ －你真爱操纵人 That is--Wow, that is so manipulative.
什么？ What?
我得走了‥ I have to go.
对不起 Sorry.
没事‥ Uh, no, no, no.
他不会有事的‥ He'll be all right. He'll be all right.
你好，亲爱的 Ciao, how are you dear?
我们可以点餐了 -I think, uh---Sì. -I think we're ready to order. Go first.
告诉我，餐点旁边的 数字是价钱吗？ Tell me something. What are these numbe...beside all these dishes? Are those the prices?
你担心价钱干嘛？ 你又不必出钱 Why are you worried about the price? It's not like you're paying for anything, all right.
四杯气泡酒，谢谢 -Menus. -Four spritzers. Thanks.
我们不该喝酒的 We shouldn't even be drinking.
－以毒攻毒啊 －我只是不想再吐了 Oh, come on. Hair of the dog, man. I just don't wanna throw up again.
你们喝了那么多啊 Wow, you guys really drank a lot, huh?
你该看看昨天的他 根本是舞池焦点 Oh, my God. You should've seen him. Tearing up the dance floor.
－真的吗？ －我没办法这样喝了 Really? Can't drink like that anymore.
酒量不行了 I'm out of practice.
我昨天也有点失控 发票可以证明 Well, I did some damage myself, and I have the receipts to prove it.
今年的圣诞节会很有意大利风情 So Christmas is going to be molto Italiano.
杀了我吧 Oh, kill me now.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
我不想成为百万富翁
我只想存够钱，开自己的店
到时候我就不用卖身了
你是说真的吗？
真的 Sì.
我根本不在乎钱
我只想唱歌
也许我该跟那个钢琴手上床
什么？
你说我应该务实一点
他也说会介绍人脉给我
我得跟他上床
米亚，不行‥ No, Mia. No!
只要一次就好，对吧？
虽然他很老，很恶心
但只要做一次就行了
要是我想唱歌就非做不可
但你现在就要去吗？
对，现在，我要走了
－谢谢，露西亚 －谢我做什么？
我养出了一个怪物
你懂了吧？ So, you see?
我做了一连串‥ It's just been a series of...very bad decisions.
－很糟糕的决定 －不对 -No. You've had very bad luck. -I know, I know.
你只是运气很差罢了
我知道‥
你就像意大利歌剧的女主角 You're like the--the heroine of your own Italian opera.
这表示我完蛋了吗？ Does that mean I'm doomed?
当然不是 No. Of course, it doesn't.
你那么美，不应该愁眉苦脸 You're too fabulous to be sad.
看看四周 Look where you are.
喝你的粉红酒 Drink your rosé.
运气最棒的地方 就是随时可能改变 Best thing about luck is, it can always change.
你真的相信吗？ Do you really believe that?
不相信 No.
你朋友没来啊 Your friend didn't come.
没有，她来过了 Oh, yeah. No, she came, but, uh,
但她在那里 我不想让她看到我在指她 she's over there. I don't want her to see me pointing.
她丢下你一个人，这样不对 She left you alone. That's not nice.
没关系，这没什么 It's fine, honestly. It's no big deal.
她的椅子可以让给我吗？ Can I have her chair?
－当然‥ －可以吗？ Yeah. Sure, I mean--Yeah?
反正没差了 Might as well.
－我叫露西亚 －我是阿尔比 -Hi. I'm Lucia. -Albie. Hi. -Hi.
你是哪里人？ Um, so, w--where you from?
卡塔尼亚 Um... I'm from Catania.
－酷 －是啊 -Oh, cool. -Yeah.
我们好像会去那里 I think--I think we're going there at some point.
（意语）你好‥ -Ciao. -Ciao.
很高兴见到你
我做，前提是你要发誓会帮我
我当然会帮你
我想当歌手，所以我们做吧
什么时候？
－现在吗？ －就是现在
现在
越快完事越好
好，跟我来
你带我到教堂？
你疯了吗？
这里已经废弃了，别担心
没人会进来这里，天啊，你好美
你给我闭嘴
要是你之后没帮我，我会杀了你
我一定会帮你，来吧
恶心‥
过来
－我好喜欢你 －不行‥
怎么了？
－不行 －为什么？
你坐着
－这样可以吧？ －可以
我喜欢你霸道的样子
（法语）大家好
（意语）你们好 Ciao! Ciao!
你喜欢西西里的蔚蓝海水吗？ So, do you like this blue Sicilian water?
当然喜欢，这里很美 Yeah. Of course. It's beautiful.
是很美 Yeah, beautiful.
我有个主意 I have an idea.
你想游泳吗？ Do you want to go for a swim?
好啊‥ -Yeah. Yeah, sure. -Yeah.
－我们走吧 －走 -Yeah. Let's go. -Let's go.
该死
－怎么回事？ －有点问题
－什么问题？ －我没办法
我们明天再做
不行，我不想再做一次
（意语）来吧‥
我跟你说了，我没办法
你要威而钢吗？
威而钢？
－给我吃？ －我朋友有，我去拿
你在这里等
在这里等，不要跑喔
用手机看色情片
不要告诉任何人
你叫露西亚？ You said your name is Lucia?
露西亚，对 -"Lucia." Yes. -ALBIE. Lucia.
你是卡塔尼亚本地人？
对，但是‥
你住洛杉矶，对吧？ So, you live in Los Angeles, right?
对 Yeah.
我一直很想去洛杉矶 这是我的梦想 I always wanted to go to Los Angeles. That is my dream!
你只住过西西里？ You've only ever lived in Sicily?
－是啊 －天啊，你英语说得很好 -Yeah. -Wow! Your English is really good.
－是吗，谢谢 －对，你很厉害 -Really? -Yeah. It's amazing. -Thank you.
露西 Luci!
哪一个是威而钢？
什么？
我听不见
那个钢琴手需要威而钢
我听不见
再见 Ciao!
她说了什么？ What she want?
她老是有要求，但我不在乎 She always ask for something, but I don't care.
＂我不在乎＂的意语要怎么说？ How do you say, "I don't care," in Italian?
（意语）我不在乎 Uh, "Non me ne fotte!"
－拿到了吗？ －这里
－一颗就好‥ －两颗，吞吧
你确定‥
等等
等一下嘛
为什么有权力的永远都是男人？
因为如果不是这样
你这样的美女就没办法插队了
我根本不在队伍前面
下次丢下你老公，来埃兹吧 Next time, leave your husband. Come to Èze.
对，我们认识所有人 Yeah. We know everybody.
－真的吗？ －我们能带你去任何地方 -Really? -We--We take you everywhere.
你会一点法语吗？ You understand little bit French?
（法语）只会一点 Oui, un petit peu.
－这就对了 －听好了 -(IN ENGLISH) Tell us. -Yeah. Look, listen.
（法语）米雪，你要先工作
（法语）算了，我们看电视
－杰克多西会做木屋三温暖 －太夸张了 -Yeah, 'cause, like, Jack Dorsey, he does barrel saunas. -Crazy.
－他好像只吃晚餐 －什么？ -I think he only eats dinner. -What?
或者在周末断食 Or, like, he fasts at the weekends.
我想买那种高压氧气舱 I wanna get one of those hyperbaric, uh, chambers, you know?
放在家里 Put it in--put it in the house.
－为什么？ －能让你永生不死 -Why? -So I can fucking live forever.
－活到180岁 －我不想永远活着 A hundred and eighty years old. I don't wanna live forever.
但我很不想变老 I really don't wanna be old.
亲爱的，在我眼中你永远不会老 -Oh, baby. -No. -You're--you're never gonna be old to me.
－是吗？ －是啊 -No? -No, never.
你都做什么运动？ 你看起来很壮 What about your workout, man? You're looking jacked.
我也不知道，我喜欢跑步 Uh, I don't know. I just, like, go running
还有做徒手健身 and I do some, like, body weight stuff...
我感觉怪怪的
有水吗？
我们下次再试试看吧
你给我吃了什么？
确定是威而钢吗？
你的头发乱了‥
所以‥
你说的人脉呢？
什么人脉？
你要介绍给我认识的人脉
我现在没办法谈这个
下次再说好吗，对不起
你准备好了吗？ Are you ready?
你到底怎么了？ Okay. What is going on with you?
你一整天行尸走肉的 You've been acting like a zombie all day.
是因为他们吗？ 你不想跟他们吃晚餐？ Is it them? Like, do you not want to go to dinner with them?
厌烦他们了吗？ Are you sick of them?
你会再跟我说话吗？ Are you ever going to talk to me again?
昨天发生了什么事？ What happened yesterday?
我们去骑水上摩托车 We just...went Jet Skiing, and then…
然后喝了太多酒 and then we drank too much.
你跟谁喝酒？ Who were you with?
卡麦隆，还有‥ each other, and...
我们也跟酒吧里的人聊天 I guess we talked to s--like, other people at the bar.
什么人？ What other people?
以后不会遇到的人，不重要的人 Like, no one I would ever talk to again. Just random people.
是男生还是女生？ Random guys or random girls?
都有啊，怎么了？ Random both. Why?
怎么了？ What?
－好吧 －你在担心什么？ -Okay. -What are--What are you worried about? Like--
天啊 Oh, my God.
－你们好了吗？ －好了，走吧 -Hey! -Hey! What's up? -You guys ready? -Yes!
－我肚子饿了 －我也是 -Let's do it. I'm hungry. -Me too.
－我喜欢你的打扮 －谢谢你 -I like that outfit. -Thank you!
两个月前我还穿不进去 You know, two months ago, I couldn't even fit into it.
－怀孕发福太可怕了 －是啊 -Baby weight is such a bitch. -Yeah.
你要来吗，兄弟？ You coming, big guy?
要‥ Yeah.
我只是要拿钥匙 Yeah, I just gotta get a key.
我很喜欢他们，你觉得呢？ I really like those guys. Don't you?
如果要交朋友，男同志最棒了 If you're looking for a friend, gay guys are really the best.
因为说真的，女人有点‥ Because, let's face it, women are kinda…
令人郁闷 depressing.
你这么觉得吗？ You think?
对，我觉得多数女人都不讨喜 Yeah. I think most women are drips.
－但这不是她们的错 －是啊 But it's not their fault. Yeah.
她们有很多值得忧郁的事 They have a lot to be depressed about.
但她们不好玩 But you know, they are not fun.
男同志们才好玩 These gay guys are fun.
那个姪子好像很喜欢你 I think that nephew really likes you.
－没有啦‥ －是真的 -No. No. -Yeah. I do.
你喜欢他吗？ Do you like him?
－他很性感 －（法语）晚安 -He is pretty hot. -What's up? Buonasera.
－（法语）晚安 －（意语）晚安
想我吗？ Missed me?
有一点 A little.
你想念我吗？ Did you miss me?
我为你换了新的内裤 I put on fresh underwear for ya.
为什么？ 你拉裤子了吗？ Why? Did you shit your pants?
不是，我换了性感内裤 -No. They're my sexy underwear. -Oh.
特别场合才会穿的 I put 'em on for special occasions, don't I?
我晚点再让你看看 It's all right. I'll model them for you later.
再看看吧 We'll see about that.
＂我，我喜欢你看我的眼神＂ ♪ L is for the way You look at me ♪
＂喜，我喜欢的只有一个人＂ ♪ O is for the Only one I see ♪
＂欢，我内心非常欢喜＂ ♪ V is very, very Extraordinary ♪
＂你，没人能像我这么喜欢你＂ ♪ E is even more than Anyone that you adore can ♪
天啊 -♪ And love... ♪ -Jesus Christ.
他今天比平常唱得更糟糕 He's worse than usual.
我能不能去别的地方吃晚餐？ Do you guys, um, mind if I skip dinner tonight?
我在海滩认识了一个人 想跟她一起吃晚餐 I--I met someone at the beach, and I was kind of hoping to have dinner with her.
她吗？ 当然可以‥ "Her"? Yeah. Sure,
你去吧，不用管我们 Go do your thing. We're fine.
太好了，谢谢 Cool. Thanks. Um...
－明天早餐见了 －再见 -I'll see you at breakfast. -See you then.
－祝你好运 －晚安 -Good luck! -Good night.
好样的 Good for him.
你嫉妒吗？ Jealous?
我干嘛嫉妒？ Of what?
－别装了，有一点吧？ －才没有 -Come on. A little? -No!
我倒是有一点嫉妒 I am. A little.
我可能再也看不到女人裸体了 I may never see a naked woman again.
但我今天在房里看到了一个裸女 Although, I did see one today in my room.
昨天从你房里 走出来的那两个女孩 The same girls I saw coming out of your room yesterday
今天出现在我的房间 were in my room today.
我开门时 其中一个女生还是半裸的 I walked in on them, and one of them was half-naked.
她们在你房里做什么？ What were they doing in your room?
我不知道 I have no idea.
但真是好一个惊喜 But it was a nice surprise.
＂请拿走我的心，不要弄碎了＂ ♪ Two in love can make it, Take my heart And please don't break it♪
＂爱是属于你我两人的＂ ♪ Love is made for me and you ♪
－天啊 －乔赛佩 Oh, my God!
快叫救护车
乔赛佩，呼吸
－他没事‥ －叫神父来
不对‥不是神父
叫神父来
你不能死
搞什么？
四位，晚餐 Four for dinner.
你好‥ Ciao.
我有东西要给你
－给我的？ －对
我今天路过你喜欢的那家店‥
潘卡西
我在里面看到这个
想到了你
是海星
很美
你喜欢吗？
很喜欢，谢谢你
（意语）不客气 Prego.
你可以别在外套上
好
要我帮你吗？
好啊 -Okay. -Okay.
好的
－等一下 －我来帮你
来
天啊，太适合你了
很完美
瓦伦蒂娜 -Valentina! -Huh?
你得过来
怎么回事？
发生什么事了？
乔赛佩昏倒了
进来‥
快‥
你最好回来，乔赛佩
保持乐观，乔赛佩
要想着美丽的事物
你好 Hey. Ciao.
今晚缺歌手的话我来吧，我歌喉很好
开玩笑吗，现在适合讨论这个？
快滚
抱歉，你们在开派对吗？
回去工作
－米亚 －露西亚 -Mia. -Lucia.
－怎么回事？ －是这样的‥
你好美喔
谢了，你也是
我告诉你事发经过
是这样的‥ Allora...
我已经决定跟钢琴手上床了
但要上场时，他硬不起来
于是我决定给他一颗你的威而钢
露西，结果他变得很虚弱
开始冒汗，呼吸困难
甚至无法呼吸，像这样
然后突然间，他就倒下了
你说他倒下是什么意思？
露西，我以为他死了
他因为威而钢心脏病发？
可能不是威而钢害的
当然不是因为威而钢，米亚
我哪知道，你的药太多了
你好‥ Ciao. (IN ENGLISH) Hi. Hi. Hey.
我爸说没关系，你想吃晚餐吗？ Um. So, my dad's cool if you still wanna have dinner?
真的吗？ 太好了 Oh, really? Great.
我们先喝一杯吧 Um, let's have a drink first.
好啊 Okay, sure. Yeah.
你记得我朋友米亚吗？ Do you remember my friend, Mia?
当然记得，你好 Of course, hi. Ciao.
－我是米亚 －我是阿尔比 -Piacere. Mia. Ciao. -Albie.
那要喝什么？ Um, so--so what are we drinking?
－琴通宁？ －好‥三杯琴通宁吗？ -Gin and tonic? -Sure. I'll do--I'll--Three Gin and tonics?
我喝气泡酒就好 Uh, for me, spritz.
－两杯琴通宁，一杯气泡酒 －对 T--Okay. Two gin and tonics and a spritz. -Yeah.
就是那两个女孩 Those are the girls.
她们出现在我房间 The ones in my room.
现在阿尔比跟她们在一起 Now, Albie's with them.
有其祖父，必有其父，必有其子 Like father, like father, like son.
太可怕了 That was disturbing.
我有个很要好的女性朋友 I have this really, really close girlfriend.
她有个儿子有自闭症 She has a son that has autism,
所以我们决定参加路跑募资 so we decided to do a 10K to raise money.
我事前很认真训练 And, um, and I trained a bunch for it.
到了当天 跑在我旁边的一个男的 And I'm going, and there's this guy that's sort of running next to me.
突然就倒在地上 And all of a sudden, he just drops to the ground.
事前完全没有征兆，非常不真实 Out of nowhere. I mean, it was, like, surreal.
然后他就死了 And he died.
我想跟你说，谢谢你今天的招待 I just want to say thank you so much for today
我最近很低潮 because lately I've just been really low and...
但是我觉得，怎么说‥ I don't know, I feel like...
我现在好多了 I feel so much better now.
那太好了 Oh, good.
我一直大力提倡分心的好处 Well, I am a huge advocate for distraction.
我这辈子从没专心过 My whole life has been one long distraction.
我只是‥ Well, I just...
想谢谢你接纳我们 I want to thank you for including us
谢谢你们对我们这么友善 and, um, just--You know, all of you for being so friendly, you know.
你们明天跟我们一起去巴勒摩吧 Why don't you come with us to Palermo tomorrow.
我们要带雨果和迪迪埃搭船 We're taking Hugo and Didier on the boat.
在别墅办盛大派对 We're having a big party at the villa.
你得来看我们的别墅和船 You have to see the villa and the boat.
派对真的很盛大吗？ It's like, a really big party?
没错‥ -Oh, yes. -Yes. -Mm-hmm. -Yes.
我们会帮你找个 异性恋的意大利猛男 And we'll find you a terribly well-hung Italian stud. Heterosexual even.
我结婚了，但是‥ I mean, I'm married, but...
我们不会说的 We won't tell.
很诱人 It is tempting.
－来吧‥ －当然 -Come. -So, yes? -Yeah. -Yes.
（法语）会很好玩的
你会来吧 I think you're coming.
好，我去 W--Yes! I will.
今晚没人弹琴唱歌了 Well, no singing around the piano tonight, girls.
希望他没死 Well, I just hope he's not dead.
或许饭店能找到更好的歌手 Well, maybe they'll find a better one.
他人很好，我喜欢他 Quentin's very nice. I like him a lot.
等等，你要去哪里？ Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where are you going?
我不知道 I don't know.
你还不能睡觉 No, you're not going to bed.
现在还早，我们去喝酒吧 It's still early. Let's get fucked.
好吧 Okay.
－不好意思 －你好 -Yes, geezer. -Hi!
两杯琴通宁 Uh, two gin and tonics...
两杯野格，两杯红牛 Dos Jägermeister. Dos Red Bull.
给我一杯琴通宁就好 I'll just have--I'll just have one--one gin and tonic.
－谢谢 －什么？ -What? -Grazie. For me, just--
－不对，意大利人只是‥ －好 Do you know the Italian gestures?
－像这样吗？ －对‥ Uh, okay. Uh-huh. Like this?
－她会翻译，意思是‥ －一杯野格，一杯红牛 One--One Jägermeister, one Red Bull.
－谢谢你 －你完全不在乎 And this. When you...when you don't give a fuck.
是吗，抱歉 Yeah, sorry. Yeah.
－你完全不在意某件事 －我知道了 -You don't care about something. Like--like this. -Oh, okay.
－我不在乎‥ －对‥ -Like, "I don't care." -Yeah. -And--and then---Like, I don't care.
我觉得我们应该‥ I feel like we should, um,
去别的地方喝酒 go drink over there, or…
不要在这里，我也不知道 not be here. I don't know.
为什么不要在这里？ What? What's wrong with you, why?
我觉得很过意不去 I feel bad.
你觉得‥ You feel--
他现在很开心啊 He's having a fucking great time.
他没事啦 He's doing all right.
－他人太好了 －对，他很棒 -He's just so sweet. -Yeah, he's lovely.
你显然想让他吃醋，那就来吧 You clearly want to make him jealous, so let's make him jealous.
我不想让他吃醋 I--I--I don't want to make him jealous.
－你肯定想‥ －没有 -Yeah, you do. -No. -Yeah, you fucking do. -Oh.
我毕业了，我上史丹佛 And then I graduated. I went to Stanford.
搬回家后，我不知道自己该做什么 Yeah. And, um, I moved back home. And I was like, "Now what?"
然后‥ And, um...
我想走了 I think, I'm--I think, I'm going to leave.
我要走了 -Mm. -I'm gonna go.
别让她赢 Don't let her win.
真没想到 That's a twist.
没错 -Fucking--Hello! -Mm-hmm.
－好‥ －你看起来很不自在 -Yeah. -You all right? You look uncomfortable.
回我房间吧 Let's, uh, let's go to my room. Yes.
这就对了 Fucking--Right!
我们赢了 I think we won.
亲爱的
过来吧 Here we go. Come here.
这样就对了 -Oh, yeah. That's the good stuff. -Yeah.
我昨晚很想你 I, uh, missed you last night.
我也是，老公 -I missed you too, baby. -Mm...
不要再丢下我了，好吗？ Don't you ever leave me again. Okay?
我不会的 I won't.
－你发誓？ －我发誓 -You promise? -Yeah, I promise.
昨晚发生了什么事？ What happened last night?
我说过了，什么都没有 Nothing. I told you.
我想‥ I mean...
算是发生了一件事 ...there was one thing that happened.
被你说对了 I guess, you were right.
卡麦隆要找我投资 Cameron asked me to invest money with him. So...
这大概就是他们 邀我们度假的原因 Probably is the reason they invited us on vacation.
就这样？ That's it?
你在担心什么？ What are you worried about?
没事 Nothing.
很性感吧？ -Wow! -Sexy, right?
很棒吧？ Do you like them?
太棒了 -Yeah? -Yes, they're really great.
－是吗？ －对啊 -Yeah? -Yeah. I think--
真调皮 You're naughty.
来吧 Hi.
好 Hi.
天啊‥ Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
我快射了 I think I'm gonna cum.
我快射了‥ Can I cum? I'm gonna cu--I'm cumming.
天啊 Oh, my God.
待续
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