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-所以呢 -所以呢 - So... - So...
我们做什么 What do we do?
我需要坐哪儿吗 有安全带吗 Do I have to sit somewhere? Are there seat belts?
翻译 郑小菲 酱油 滚成T娘
你坐过塔迪斯 这又不是你第一次穿越 Well, you've done this before. This isn't your first trip.
但这是我第一次正式穿越啊 Yeah, but it's proper this time.
翻译 马云我赐你姨妈 DustD 神秘章鱼X
这里有个毛病 Oh, that's a mistake.
什么毛病 What is?
你从椅子上碰不到控制台 You can't reach the controls from the seats.
校对 神秘章鱼X 吃货丁小七
为什么这么设计 What's the point in that?
还是你有类似神奇先生的可伸缩的胳膊 Or do you have stretchy arms, like Mr Fantastic?
我站着 像这样 Oh, I stand, like this.
时间轴 想念Gallifrey的wholock 宝宝
你从没想过把椅子移近一点吗 You never thought of bringing the seats a bit closer?
后期 宝宝
没 目前还没想过 No, not so far, no.
驾驶的方向盘在哪儿 Where's the steering wheel?
你不驾驶塔迪斯 Well, you don't steer the TARDIS,
总监 吃货丁小七
你跟她商量 you negotiate with it.
你想去哪儿 和你应该去哪儿 The still point between where you want to go...
二者之间 是她带你去的地方 And where you need to be, that's where she takes you.
这机器多少钱 How much did it cost?
不知道 No idea.
我偷的 Stole it.
-真的假的 -真的 - Seriously? - Yep.
为什么 Why?
实际上 因为我觉得我想偷 Well, actually, because I felt like it.
-如果我从你手里偷走它呢 -那你试试 - What if I steal it from you? - On you go, then.
我不知道怎么开它 I don't know how it works.
我当时也不知道 Well, neither did I.
谁啊 Who's that?
老妈子 Mum.
不好意思 为什么塔迪斯在这里 Excuse me, just what is the TARDIS doing down here?
我两千多岁了 I'm over 2,000 years old,
我有时并不想走楼梯 I don't always want to take the stairs.
您发过誓 先生 您不应该去别的世界 Your oath, sir. You're not supposed to go off-world
除非是紧急情况 unless it's an emergency.
-我没去别的世界 -你正打算去吗 - I'm not off-world. - Are you going off-world?
我正要回我的办公室 I'm going back to my office.
能请你帮忙烧上水吗 Could you put the kettle on, please?
为什么她在这里 Why's she here?
因为她不在别的地方 Because she isn't anywhere else.
烧水 Kettle.
我不会给她泡茶的 她可以自己泡 Well, I'm not making any for her - she can make her own.
我不是任何人类的奴隶 我跟你保证 I'm not a slave for any human, I can assure you.
所以 So...
回你办公室喝茶了 Back up to your office for a cuppa, then?
在这里和我办公室之间 在水烧开之前 Between here and my office, before the kettle boils,
什么事情都可能已发生 或将要发生 is everything that ever happened or ever will.
-做出你的选择 -什么选择 - Make your choice. - What choice?
过去还是未来 Past or future.
未来 Future.
为什么 Why?
你觉得为什么 我想看看未来是否开心 Why do you think? I want to see if it's happy.
凯兹娅 你在哪儿 'Kezzia, where are you?'
嗨 美好 我正往回走 Hey, Goodthing. I'm coming back in.
凯兹娅 先别回来 'Kezzia, don't come in just yet.'
第二次日出后我就出门了 我都饿了 I've been out since second sunrise. I'm hungry.
集合吧 大个头 Round them up, big fella.
凯兹娅 求你别回来 'Kezzia, please don't come in.
瓦迪现在有点小问题 We're having a little tiny Vardy problem.'
我和我的瓦迪们刚给快五公里的小麦授了粉 Me and my Vardies have just pollinated three miles of wheat.
-你一定要保持微笑 -一定要什么 - 'You've got to keep smiling.' - Got to what?
-是瓦迪们 -天 你怎么了 - It's the Vardies. - God, what's wrong with you?
你这微笑是要看着像真的吗 Is that smile supposed to look real?
它看着像站在风洞里吹出来的 It's like you're standing in a wind tunnel.
现在来个大大的微笑 振作起来 0K. Big smiles now, brace yourself!
妈妈死了 Mum is dead.
-什么 -笑笑笑 Sorry? Smile, smile, smile!
这可不好笑 That's not even funny.
这不是玩笑 妈妈死了 No, it's not a joke. Mum is dead.
妈妈死了 Mum is dead.
还有希望 她也死了 And Hopeful, she's dead too.
她的朋友阳光 也死了 And her friend Sunshine, she's dead.
还有伊莉莎 和好几个人都死了 And Eliza. And quite a few other people are dead.
你为什么这么说 Why are you saying this?
你不能这样说着 笑得像个傻瓜 You can't say things like that, grinning like an idiot.
微笑 真的 微笑吧 如果你不... Smile, really. Try. If you don't...
我不应该告诉你的 求你笑笑 I shouldn't have told you. Please smile.
你现在有两滴眼泪了 You're on two tears now.
它是在抱我吗 Is it hugging me?
谁设计的这个 Who programmed that?
求你了 给她点时间 Please, give her a moment!
她马上就会开心的 She'll be happy in a moment!
凯兹娅 Kezzia!
不要 看 我在笑 No. Look, I'm smiling.
笑 Smiling...
神秘博士 第十季 第二集
微笑
哪边是地球 Which way is Earth?
宇宙是弯的 Ah, space is bent.
你往哪儿看都是地球 Earth is any way you choose to look.
为什么 你想走了吗 Why? You thinking about leaving?
想 我什么都没想 我大脑都快过载了 Thinking? I'm not thinking. My brain's overloading.
-为什么是电话亭 -我告诉过你 - Why a phone box? - I told you.
是 我明白它是一层伪装 Yeah, I get that it's a cloaking device.
但为什么要保持这个样子 你为什么喜欢它 But why keep it that shape? Why do you like it?
谁说我喜欢了 Who said I like it?
你保持了这个样子 You kept it.
跟上 Come along.
这是地球最早的移民地之一 This is one of the Earth's first colonies.
他们说那些移民者破解了人类幸福的秘密 They say the settlers have cracked the secret of human happiness.
一个问题 One question,
那小矮子说你发了誓 little fella said you made an oath.
你不能离开地球的 You're not supposed to leave the planet.
好吧 我大概欠你一个解释 OK, I suppose I owe you an explanation.
很久之前 发生了一件事 A long time ago, a thing happened.
那件事的结果是 我发了个誓 As a result of the thing, I made a promise.
而因为那个誓言 我必须待在地球 As a result of the promise, l have to stay on Earth.
守护一个保险库 Guarding a vault?
守护一个保险库 Guarding a vault.
你现在可没在守护那个保险库 Well, you're not guarding the vault right now.
我在守 我有时光机 可以回到离开之前 Yes, I am. I have a time machine, I can be back before we left.
但如果你迷路了 困住了 But what if you get lost, or stuck,
或其它意外 咋办 or something?
-我想过这些 -然后呢 - I've thought about that. - And?
这是一桩烦恼 所以最好不要细想这事 Well, it would be a worry, so best not to dwell on it.
看看这个建筑 看看 Look at this building. Look at it.
你知道我喜欢人类什么吗 乐观 You know what I like about humanity? Its optimism.
你知道这个建筑用什么建造的吗 Do you know what this building is made of?
纯粹的 一路高升的 乐观 Pure... soaring... optimism.
那些是什么 外星鸟吗 What are they? Alien birds?
瓦迪机器人 Vardies.
微型机器人 Tiny robots.
成群结队地工作 它们多才多艺勤奋努力 Work in flocks. They're versatile, hard-working.
非常擅长学习 Good at learning skills.
第三次工业革命的主要劳动力 The worker bees of the Third Industrial Revolution,
可能是为了安全来检查我们 probably just checking us out for security.
这些是机器人 真是让人失望的机器人 These are robots? These are disappointing robots.
你这评价真的很冒犯 That's a very offensive remark.
不要再做出这种个人评价 Don't make personal remarks like that.
你又不能冒犯一台机器 You can't offend a machine.
湿脑子生物的典型自大主义 Typical wet brain chauvinism.
发生了什么 Oh, what just happened?
你的耳朵好红 Your ear's on fire.
你的声音直接进到我耳朵里了 Your voice just came out in my ear.
我知道声音是从耳朵进来的 但这个... I mean, I know voices go into ears but this was like...
我们被安上了某种沟通设备 We've been fitted with some kind of communication device
以我们自己的神经系统为硬件 that is using our own nervous system as hardware.
我们刚为我们的耳朵做了一次更新 We just downloaded an upgrade for our ears.
我再也不会丢手机了 I'll never lose my phone again.
我也再不会手机没电了 I'll never run out of battery again!
欢迎来到天堂 Welcome to paradise.
等下 有静音键吗 如果想上厕所怎么办 Hang on, is there a mute button? What if you're in the loo?
谁需要厕所啊 没准儿也有个上厕所的软件 Who needs loos? There's probably an app for that.
那么 大家都去哪儿了 So, where is everyone?
别跟我说 咱们穿了大半个宇宙过来 Don't tell me we've come halfway across the universe
结果他们都出门了 and they've all gone out.
我们应该先发短信告诉他们之类的 We should've texted first or something.
那是什么 What's that?
那才是机器人 That is a robot.
一个不让人失望的机器人 That is not a disappointing robot.
实际上 这完全不是机器人 Technically, this isn't a robot at all.
那些小家伙们 它们是机器人 The tiny little things, those are the robots,
这个是它们的操作界面 this is the interface with them.
它会说话吗 我们能懂它吗 Does it speak? Will we understand it?
要看你们人类的语言的哪些方面 Well, depends upon what aspect of your language
在几千年后流传下来了 have survived over so many thousands of years.
表情符号 它会用表情符号 Emoji. It speaks emoji!
它当然会 Of course it does!
好可爱 It's cute.
-那是什么 -空白徽章 - What's that? - Blank badges.
你的不是空白的 反面有小脸 Yours isn't blank. It's got a face on the back.
你的也有 Yours too.
有趣 Interesting.
从来不显示在你看的那一面 It's never on the side that you're looking at.
小脸现在在干嘛 是什么表情 What's it doing now? What, what face is it making?
有点困惑 我的呢 Sort of...puzzled. Me?
一样 The same.
你知道我在想什么 Do you know what I think?
我认为这是某种心情指示器 I think that this is some kind of mood indicator.
-但你不准看到你自己的心情 -有道理 - But you're never allowed to see your own mood. - Makes sense.
-有吗 -看你自己的心情会影响心情 - Does it? - Well, seeing your own mood might affect your own mood.
类似一种反馈回路 It's like a feedback loop,
会干扰收集的信息 interfering with the information being collected.
就好比一个刻度想称量自己 Like a scale weighing itself.
谁在收集信息 Who's collecting the data?
-是个大问题 -那我们干嘛 - Is the big question. - So what do we do, then?
如果这是徽章 那么 Well, if they're badges then...
怎么 去哪了 What? Where's...? Where's it gone?
在你后背上 Oh, it's on your back.
你的也是 Yours too.
所以路人经过就会看到你在想什么 So, everyone you walk past can see what you're thinking.
如果你很喜欢其中一个怎么办 What if you really fancy someone?
那可能意味着你要 Well, I suppose it means that you have to maintain
和那人保持对视 eye contact with them.
太棒了 Oh, that's brilliant.
欢迎来到未来 Welcome to the future.
表情符号 可穿戴通讯 Emojis, wearable communications,
我们是在无脑青少年的乌托邦 we're in the utopia of vacuous teens.
看这个 它知道我饿着呢 Look at this, it knew I was starving!
另一个星球的食物 Food from another planet.
你也有你的 You've got yours, haven't you?
闻起来像鱼 Smells like fish.
我没那么喜欢鱼 I'm not that fond of fish,
除了和鱼交往 这让这道菜有点复杂 except socially, which can complicate a meal like this.
那我们应该吃吗 Should we eat it, though?
万一他们和我们不一样怎么办 I mean, what if they're not like us?
这是人类料理 The cutlery is human cutlery.
这个宇宙没有别的种族会用表情符号 No other species in the universe uses emojis.
这里的一切都是人类的造物 只是 Everything here is human except...
没有人类 No humans.
这是人类的完美殖民地 This is a perfect colony for humans,
所以殖民者在哪里 so where are all the colonists?
这是某种调味藻类 That's some sort of flavoured algae.
我还没见到活物 I haven't seen any livestock yet.
这是好事对吧 That's good, isn't it?
在未来我们不吃活物了 我们吃藻类 In the future we don't eat living things, we eat algae.
我有次见过藻类的皇帝 I met an emperor made of algae once.
他喜欢我 He fancied me.
你为什么不喜欢这里 Why aren't you loving this?
这里什么都有 所有的一切都已经准备好 Everything is here, everything is ready,
但却没有一个人 but there's no-one here.
就好像学生会第一件事 It's like the Student Union first thing,
在学生来之前 before the actual students arrive.
两份 Two portions, though.
因为那一份是我的 Well, that's because that one is mine.
一定是了 当然是 That's it! That's it! Of course!
这个地方正在等待 The whole place is waiting.
我们只不过来早了 We're just too early.
所以他们都还在睡觉 So, they're all still in bed?
你两份 我一份 Two portions. One portion.
即使在未来也有食品性别歧视吗 Is there going to be food sexism even in the future?
这难不成是男人乌托邦 Is this bloke utopia?
可能它把我当作两个人了 我的心跳 It's probably reading me as two people. The heartbeats.
如果你要旅行20光年 If you're going to travel 20 light years,
你会想保证自己 you're going to want to make sure
在到达终点后有地方睡觉 对不对 you've got somewhere to sleep at the end of it, aren't you?
-所以你会怎么做 -对不起 两颗心 - So, what do you do? - Sorry? Two hearts?
你会预先发送一火箭的智慧机器人 You send a rocketload of intelligent robots up ahead of you.
他们为你造房子 They build you a place to live,
所以当你到的时候 一切都准备好了 so that, when you arrive, it's all waiting.
太棒了 This is brilliant!
你有两颗心 You've got two hearts?
机器人 他们不呼吸 Robots, they don't breathe.
他们可以为你维持大气 They can fix the atmosphere for you,
发送数据回去 send data back,
这样你就知道要不要带防水用具了 so you know whether to bring your waterproofs or not.
一大群机器人 Work in huge robot flocks.
把它们送过来让它们自己工作就行 You just send them up ahead and you leave them to it.
但你的心脏 为什么是两个 Hearts, though, why two?
那为什么是一个呢 Well, why one?
这意味着你血压特别高吗 Does that mean you've got really high blood pressure?
特别高 Really high.
那既然人还没到 我们该做什么 So, if the people aren't here yet, what do we do?
烧水吗 Put the kettle on?
还是我们在他们来之前就走人 Or are we going to leave before they arrive?
这就是你担心的事吗 Is that what you're worried about?
我看得出来你在担心什么 I can see you're worried.
你永远不知道在下个拐角会发生什么 Well, you never know what's round the next corner.
当然了 外面就是麦田 Ah, of course, wheat fields outside.
他们来的时候还有别的吃的 Now something else to eat when they get here.
这是他们的粮食 This is their crops.
他们会有果园 橄榄树林 Look, they're going to have orchards, olive groves.
这里是他们的培养区 This is their nursery.
小机器人正在人工授粉 The little robots are doing pollination work.
我认得这株植物 Oh, this plant!
在学生会楼外面有一棵 There's one of these growing outside the student union.
特别好闻 It smells amazing.
迷迭香 Rosemary.
我在离家20光年的地方闻到家的味道 I'm smelling home 20 light years from home.
谢谢你带我来 Thanks for bringing me.
这次出游太棒了 This is a great day out.
拜托 就承认吧 I mean, come on, admit it.
你很喜欢 You love it.
我说过不喜欢吗 的确 Did I say I didn't love it? Yes, I do.
真是 十分可喜 It's very...lovable.
你问我大家都去哪儿了 You asked me where all the people were
我推测他们还没到 and | theorised that they hadn't got here yet.
我听上去有说服力吗 Did I sound convincing?
-有啊 -我说服自己了吗 - Yeah. - And did I convince myself?
-并没有 -没错 - No. - No, no.
我告诉你原因 因为这里应该有人在 And I'll tell you why - because there should be somebody here.
应该有一组先遣队 骨干人员 There should be some kind of set-up team, a skeleton crew.
你在思考 You're thinking.
告诉我你在想什么 Tell me what you're thinking about.
一条魔法鳕鱼 A magic haddock.
好吧 Obviously!
这是什么 是雪吗 What is this stuff? Is it snow?
这是化肥 无机肥 This is fertiliser, mineral fertiliser,
是钙剂 calcium-based.
现在我们没有答案 Now, we don't have answers,
那就思考两个问题 so let's put together two questions.
这无机肥的来源是哪里 What is the source of this mineral fertiliser?
还有人都去哪里了 And where are all the people?
这里 就在这 这座花园里 Here, right here, in this garden.
老天 Oh, my God.
虽然外表残破 但他们死了没多久 Despite appearances, they haven't been dead very long.
这些就是殖民者吗 Those are the colonists?
殖民者还没到达 The colonists aren't here yet.
这就是先遣队 骨干人员 This is the set-up team, the skeleton crew.
为什么机器人拿他们做肥料 Why did the robots feed them to the garden?
我不知道 也许它们没肥料了吧 I don't know, maybe they ran out of fertiliser.
我们别多问 Let's not ask them.
你好啊 Oh, hello!
-我们正在欣赏你们的花园 -对 - We were just admiring your garden. - Yes!
现在快走 这里没什么有意思的 Moving on now because there's nothing of particular interest here.
拜拜 Cheerio.
如果它在追我们 它跑得真慢 If he's chasing us, he's moving very slowly.
你知道有东西慢慢追你意味着什么吗 Do you know what it means when something chases you very slowly?
什么 What?
这意味着它们有不用跑的原因 It means there's a reason that they don't have to run.
好吧 它们很慢 但这城里到处都是 OK. They're slow, but the city is full of them,
-所以它们最终会抓到你的 -那怎么办 - so they catch you in the end. - What do we do?
提问 我们来了很久 Question - we've been here for ages,
为什么现在他们才攻击 why are they attacking us now?
-这有关系吗 -如果我们想活下去 - Does it matter? - Only if we want to live.
对我笑 Smile for me!
笑 Smile?
用你的整张脸 现在 快 Use your whole face, right now, do it.
笑有什么好处 What good's smiling?
笑不仅是笑 Smiles aren't just smiles.
心理上它对你的心情 Psychologically, they have a measurable effect
有可测量的影响 on your mood states.
对 Yes.
这些机器人 它们建造了这里 These robots, they built this place.
它们种了这些树 They grew those trees.
有地方出错了但它们的内嵌程序是让你开心 Something went wrong but they were designed to make you happy.
为什么屠杀上百人能让我开心 How would massacring hundreds of people make me happy?
说"为什么屠杀上百人能让我开心" "How would massacring hundreds of people make me happy"
笑着说 Smiley face.
-保持笑脸 -魔法鳕鱼 - Smiley face. - The Magic Haddock.
什么魔法鳕鱼 什么意思 What magic haddock? What's that all about?
机器人想让你高兴 The robots want you to be happy
但它们却用了错误的方式 but they got the wrong end of the stick.
我觉得我们应该让它们得偿所愿 I think we should give them what they want.
千万别挂下脸 Don't even try without smiling.
这里真美 What a lovely place you have here.
谢谢你们的款待 Thank you so much for your hospitality.
我们下次会再来的 We will come again.
博士 我在想要不下次去威尔特郡 Doctor, l was thinking maybe next time we might go to Wiltshire,
也许 或者阿伯丁 perhaps, or Aberdeen.
对 Yes.
双手赞成威尔特郡或阿伯丁 Two thumbs up for Wiltshire/Aberdeen.
-博士 -笑脸 笑脸 - Doctor! - Smile! Smile!
它们从哪里来的 Where did they come from?
只要我们出城应该就安全了 Once we're out of the city, we should be safe.
它们会追过来吗 Are they coming after us?
我猜一旦我们出城 他们就不会袭击了 I'm guessing that, once we're out, we're not their problem.
对 你在塔迪斯里一定是安全的 Right. You'll be perfectly safe in the TARDIS.
直到我回来前 她会照看你 She'll look after you until I get back.
你要去哪儿 Where are you going?
那儿有个巨大的微笑屠宰场 There's a giant smiley abattoir over there
我正有种幼稚的冲动想把它炸上天 and I'm having this really childish impulse to blow it up.
-去去就回 -你还要回去吗 - Be right back. - What, you're going back in?!
我们刚逃出生天 We've only just escaped!
我以为我们要回家了呢 I thought we were going home?!
回家 Home?!
我们为什么要回家 Why would we be going home?
这就是个吃人不眨眼的地方 That place is a living deathtrap,
我们不能就任它张开口等着 we can't just leave it with its mouth wide open.
但他们都死了 我们也看到了 太迟了 But they're all dead. We saw them. It's too late.
我们得设想有一艘殖民飞船正在来这里的路上 We have to assume that there's a colony ship on the way.
你觉得如果这些人来到这里会发生什么 What do you think's going to happen when all those people arrive?
他们期待着新伊甸园 They're expecting the new garden of Eden,
但没想到自己会变成肥料 what they are not expecting is to be the fertiliser.
那里面有宽带网 There's broadband in there.
快去 去看看电影什么的 Go! Go and watch some movies or something!
我明白总需要有人做些什么 但为什么是你 I get that someone has to do something but why's it you?
你不能报警吗 Can't you phone the police?
没有求助热线什么的吗 Isn't there a helpline or something?
还有别翻我的浏览器历史记录 And stay away from my browser history!
就像屁股着火的企鹅 Penguin with its arse on fire.
可立即获得建议或帮助 警方将回应所有来电 拉门进入
早安 我很开心 Good morning! I'm happy!
早安 看我 我很开心 开心 开心 Good morning. Look at me, I'm happy, happy. Happy. Happy!
真是个美好的早晨 What a lovely, beautiful morning,
让我特别开心 it makes me so happy.
我很开心 希望你也是 I'm happy. I hope that you're happy, too.
看到了吗 开心 See? Happy?
你好 有人吗 我能听到你呼吸 Hello? Is someone there? I can hear you breathing.
你为什么是苏格兰人 Why are you Scottish?
我不是苏格兰人 我只是很生气 I'm not Scottish, I'm just cross.
在宇宙里有苏格兰吗 Is there Scotland in space?
他们遍布各地 They're all over the place,
在每个星球都要求独立 demanding independence from every planet they land on.
你怎么在这里 Why are you here?
因为我知道为什么你把盒子装成电话亭了 Because I figured out why you keep your box as a phone box.
我告诉过你 它卡住了 I told you, it's stuck.
"可立即获得建议或帮助" 你喜欢这句 "Advice and Assistance obtainable Immediately." You like that.
不 我不喜欢 No, I don't.
看 这就是原因所在 See, this is the point.
你不打求助热线 因为你就是救火队员 You don't call the helpline because you ARE the helpline.
别把我说得这么无私伟大 Don't sentimentalise me.
我不仅仅是到处飞给人帮忙 I don't just fly around helping people out.
那你现在在做什么 What are you doing right now?
我只是恰巧路过 就顺手解决了 I happened to be passing by, so I'm mucking in.
你在生命里从不恰巧路过 You've never passed by in your life.
你甚至都不能眼睁睁看着我分薯条 You couldn't even leave me serving chips,
所以我不会离开你 so I'm not going to leave you.
看那堵墙 Look at the wall.
-墙 -去细看 - The wall? - Closely.
之前 在瓦迪 Before, when the Vardy -
就是那些微型机器人要攻击你时 the little microbots - were going to attack you,
你问过我它们从哪里来 you asked me where they came from.
它们不是从别处来的 而是一直在这里 They didn't come from anywhere, they were here all the time.
什么 在墙壁里面吗 What? In the wall?
不是墙壁里面 No, not in the wall.
它们不在墙里面 They're not in the wall,
而是组成了墙壁 所有的墙壁 they are the wall - they're all the walls.
这个地方 These little robots,
不是机器人造出来的 它们自己就是建材 they didn't build this place, they became it.
它们可以瞬间脱离墙体 飞到空中 They can be a part of a wall one minute, flying around the next.
这整个建筑 This whole structure
都是由相互联结的机器人构成的 is built from interlocking microbots.
笑啊 Smile!
你已经在野兽的腹中 You're in the belly of the beast.
那该怎么办 So what do we do?
很显然应该 Well, the obvious -
先找到一堵真墙 we find a real wall.
你是真的在笑吗 You really are smiling, aren't you?
知道为什么吗 你是个超棒的导师 Do you know why? You're an awesome tutor.
维京人入侵的时候 When the Vikings invaded,
会把战船从水里拉上岸 they used to pull their long boats out of the water,
翻个个儿 暂时住在里面 turn them upside down and live in them as houses
掠夺了足够的战利品 再造一艘新船 until they'd pillaged and looted enough to build new ones.
所以呢 So?
你没在外面看到太空飞船吧 You didn't see a space ship outside, did you?
那些移民刚到这里的时候 When the settlers first landed,
要先住在里面 再行扩建 they must have lived in it and built out from it,
所以飞船还在这里 so it's still here,
在这栋建筑里面 somewhere inside this building.
陨石碎片撞击的痕迹 锈斑 Bits of meteor damage. Flecks of rust.
还有铆钉 我爱铆钉 Rivets... Oh, I love rivets.
一堵墙 实打实的真墙 A wall, a real, honest wall,
不是机器人墙 而是金属墙 not made of tiny robots but made of any old iron.
飞船都必须有 一扇门 Every spacecraft needs... a door.
门没锁 Not even locked.
他们希望过不被打扰的生活 They were expecting to live in peace.
太酷了 Wicked.
把门锁上怎么样 We'll lock it after us, shall we?
生命支持系统开始运转了 它知道有人来了 Its life support systems are starting up. It knows we're here.
设计这里内部装潢的人 Whoever did the interior decoration in here needs to take lessons
需要向设计外部装潢的好好学习一下 from whoever did it out there.
这里是人类造的 外面是瓦迪造的 This was built by humans, that was built by the Vardy.
人脑和电子脑的区别 Wet brains, dry brains.
老式的 宇宙通用的 不易腐蚀的地图 Good, old, universally compatible, incorruptible maps.
你在这儿 You are here.
引擎室在这儿 This is the engine room.
那里就是目标 我要过去 That's the target. That's where I'm going.
-我去哪 -你呆在原地 - Where am I going? - You're staying here
看着地图引导我过去 and you will be guiding me to here, using this map.
我用这个玩意跟你联络 I'll hear you through the thingamabob.
我在一艘飞船上 I'm on a space ship...
真正的飞船 Like, for real. A proper one.
往左还是往右 Left or right?
往右 Right.
他们肯定是计划 Well, they were certainly
把这里打造出家的感觉 planning to make themselves at home here.
把他们喜欢的小摆设都带来了 They brought all their favourite knick-knacks.
应该有扇门 There should be a door
通往走廊的 that leads onto a corridor.
-我真的在一艘飞船上 -没错 - I really am on a space ship. - Yes.
而这艘飞船马上就要被炸了 Which we're about to blow up.
谁允许你这么做的 How are you allowed to do that?
你怎么做到的 炸掉什么东西 Like, how are you allowed to blow something up
却不会被人找上门 and not get into trouble? I mean,
炸掉某物 麻烦上身 blow something up, get into trouble,
这不是标准逻辑吗 that is a standard sequence.
什么叫"允许"我 What do you mean, "allowed"?
这是个紧急道德律令 It's a moral imperative.
这是台杀人机器 This is a murder machine.
不过这地方挺美的 Beautiful, though, I mean, the whole place.
你应该看得见一条楼梯 You should be able to see a staircase...
陷阱当然是美丽的 不然怎么引人进去 All traps are beautiful, that's how they work.
-上还是下 -下 - Up or down? - Down.
中间的这一大块是什么 What? What's this big bit in the middle?
地图中间有一大块空间什么都没有 There's a big empty space in the middle.
引擎核心室
引擎就在这块空间的正中央 The engine is right in the middle of a big empty space.
-这是为什么 -请注意 - What's that for? - Attention.
注意 埃瑞璜系统启动 'Attention. Erehwon system's initiated.
船上的系统被设置成针对人类做出反应 Ship's systems are set to respond to human presence.
它在沉睡 It WAS sleeping.
我们闯进来 现在它醒了 We walked in, now it's waking up.
-那里应该有个梯子 -找到了 - There should be a ladder. - Got it.
漂亮 Beautiful.
弗勒锡曼冷聚变发动机 Fleishman Cold Fusion Engine.
我只需要引流到量热计里然后跑就是了 All I've got to do is back the flow into the calorimeter and run.
就好像它想被炸掉一样 It's like it wants to get blown up.
等下 我真是蠢了 'Hang on, I'm being thick.'
我可以和你一起去 I can come with you.
花这么长时间才想到能拍下来 'Took that long to think of photographing it?'
-你早就记下来了 对不对 -没错 - You'd already memorised it, hadn't you? - 'Yep.'
别总是想让我远离麻烦了 Stop trying to keep me out of trouble.
这里没有麻烦 There's no trouble.
这就像是在公园里散步一样 This is going to be a stroll in the park.
地球联邦 埃瑞璜
博士 这些人为什么要到这里来 Doctor, why did people come here?
发生了什么可怕的事情吗 Did something terrible happen?
我听不到你说话 I can't hear you!
这没有看起来那么简单 This isn't as easy as it looks.
我想要知道 I've got to know.
来到这里的人 The people who came here...
他们是最后一批人吗 were they the last people?
他们是我们最后的希望吗 Were they our last hope?
地球被疏散了 'Earth was evacuated.
但是有很多艘飞船 But there were a number of ships.
这么多年来我碰到过几艘 I've bumped into a few of them over the years.
好了 我重接了管道 Right, I've re-routed the flow.
不不不 这可不对 No, no, no, no. That's not right.
声响不对 这不对 别别 Bad noise. That's not right, no, no!
不好 如果量热计达到顶点... No. When the calorimeter reaches its peak...
我这里需要个帮手 I could do with a hand here!
好的 我马上来 'OK, on my way.'
我们到了吗 Are we there yet?
博士 有件事得告诉你 'Doctor, there's something you need to know.'
我忙着呢 I'm too busy!
好吧 Okay.
快到你那里了 博士 'Almost with you, Doctor.
你还真是不紧不慢 You took your time.
我放手后 它会转回去 When I let this go, it's going to spin back.
我要你把住它 我来卡死 I want you to hold it tight while I jam it shut.
博士 博士 你能听到吗 Doctor? Doctor, can you hear me?
别担心我 Don't worry about me.
我这里快活着呢 I'm having the time of my life!
交了新朋友 Making new friends!
来吧 Come on.
准备好跑 飞快地跑 Get ready to run! Run really fast!
什么 你从哪里来的 What? Where did you come from?
-大家都在哪 -你说的"大家"... - Where is everybody? - When you say "Everybody"...?
各位亲爱的居民 My very good people,
我们很快将开始 we will soon be beginning
紧急登陆程序 'an emergency disembarkation.
居民们 请准备好登陆 'Good people, please prepare for disembarkation.
祝愿你们有个快乐的新世界 'We wish you a happy new world.
博士 Doctor?
休眠舱 休眠舱 Pods! Pods!
怎么回事 发生了什么 What is it? What's happening?
我们不能炸掉城市 We can't blow up the city!
为什么 那些舱 里边是什么 Why? Those pods, what's in them?
我搞错了 I got it wrong.
我错大发了 I got it very, very wrong.
殖民船不是在路上 它已经到了 The colony ship isn't on the way, it's right here.
殖民者就在我们周围 低温冷冻中 The colonists are all around us, cryogenically frozen.
那些舱里的 比尔 What's in those pods, Bill...
是地球上幸存的人类 is the surviving population of Earth.
地球联邦殖民队 埃瑞璜
我差点把他们全杀掉 And I nearly killed all of them.
欢迎来到你们的新世界 快乐吧 'Welcome to your new world. Be happy.
他们醒来了 是不是 They're waking up, aren't they?
我们一定是在进来时触发了程序 We must have triggered the process when we came in.
那现在怎么办 So, what happens now?
现在 Now?
现在他们会全部下船 Now they're all going to leave this ship,
然后发现他们的家人被铺在花园里供肥 and find their friends and family mulched in the garden.
如果他们不因此微笑的话 And if they don't smile about that...
那人类就要迎来灭绝了 it's going to be the end of the human race.
那些休眠舱 空间太小了 Those pods, eh? Not much headroom.
我还以为我会第一个醒来 I thought I'd be first up.
我是坚决 医疗技术一分队的 Steadfast, MedTech One.
现在是哪年 What day is this?
世界末日 The end of the world.
又来 我们才刚刚到这 Again? We've only just got here.
比尔 跟我来 Bill, with me.
发生什么了 What's happening?
就是除非我让你们离开飞船 What's happening is nobody leaves this ship
否则一个人都不准走 until I tell you otherwise.
明白了吗 都不准走 Clear? Nobody leaves.
-我们去哪 -不知道 - Where are we going? - No idea.
不过如果我看起来胸有成竹 But if I look purposeful,
他们会觉得我有办法了 they'll think I've got a plan.
如果他们觉得我已经有办法了 If they think I've got a plan,
至少他们不会再自己琢磨办法 at least they won't try to think of one themselves.
可是你没办法啊 But you don't have a plan.
我不知道怎么阻止这事再次发生 I don't know how to stop it happening again
因为我都不知道一开始为什么会发生 because I can't figure out why it happened last time.
是什么驱使它们这么做 What made them do this?
我想有个东西你需要看看 I think I need to show you something.
A34区苏醒程序已启动 Section A34, reanimation sequence commencing.
飞船着陆了 The spacecraft landed.
绝大多数殖民者被维持在低温休眠状态 Most of the colonists were kept in cryogenic suspension.
极少数有技术的 A few, the ones with skills...
那些最优秀最勇敢的人 The best ones. The brave ones.
他们被唤醒来指导这一小群瓦迪机器人 They were woke to shepherd the little flocks of Vardy robots.
她来了 她很开心 She came here. She was happy.
一切都很顺利 It was all going well...
这些人就是指导者吧 Those are the shepherds, aren't they?
他们都死了 And they're all dead.
如果我们按死亡日期来排列这组记录 If we rearrange this data to reflect the time of death,
会有什么结果 what do we get?
那就是她 That's her.
这个女人死了 没有任何暴力的迹象 This woman died. There's no sign of violence.
所以可以推知 她像正常人类一样去世了 So, you know, she just died the way that humans do.
然后又有几个人在同一时间死去 再然后 Then a few more people died all at the same time, and then
更多的人也随之死去 再然后 a lot more died just after, and then...
所有人都死了 几十人 The rest. Dozens.
是病毒吗 是某种病毒开始... A virus? A virus that went...
毒死人了 well, viral?
哀伤 哀伤就像瘟疫一样 Grief! Grief! Grief as plague.
但是怎么回事 But how?
瓦迪机器人的职责就是确保人们开心幸福 The Vardies, well, their job was to maintain happiness.
一开始这就意味着 At first, that meant
确保氧气和水的充足供应 making sure there was enough oxygen and water.
这才是那些徽章真正的交流作用所在 That's what the badges are meant to communicate,
用来显示满足 一种积极的心理状态 satisfaction, a positive mental state.
但是瓦迪机器人很聪明 But the Vardy are smart,
它们会学习 they learn,
它们想提供最好的服务 they try to be good servants,
所以它们不断扩展幸福的定义 直到 so they expand the definition of happiness until...
她死了 She dies.
在她之前没有人死过 No-one had ever died here before this lady.
瓦迪机器人根本不知道哀伤是何物 The Vardies, they've never heard of grief before.
这个地方提供的就是希望 未来和幸福 This place is all about hope and the future, and happiness.
根本没人想过对立面的存在 No-one ever thought about the opposite.
瓦迪机器人不知道该怎么处理 The Vardies didn't know what to do with it.
他们将哀伤定义为幸福的敌人 They identified grief as the enemy of happiness
而沉浸在哀伤中的人都是需要解决的问题 and everyone who was experiencing grief as a problem,
-比如... -那些肥料 - as... - Compost.
而那些死去的人 And all those dead people,
你也知道 他们都有各自的亲友 所以 well, you know, they had friends and family, too, so...
-更多的肥料 -以此不断扩散蔓延 - Even more compost. - And so on, and so on, and so on,
就会出现一场哀伤的飓风 and what you get is a whole grief tsunami.
而这一切用了多久 就一个早晨吗 And all of this took how long? One morning?
这么多人一天之内就全被杀了 All of these people were slaughtered in a day?
杀死他们是为了他们好 Slaughtered for their own good
因为瓦迪机器人的思维不一样 because the Vardy think different.
就好像魔法鳕鱼 Like the magic haddock.
谈不上善恶 只是思维不同 Not bad, not good, just different.
那这些刚苏醒的人遇见机器人会怎样 So, what will happen when the new people meet the robots?
就是那个男孩 That's the boy.
第一个醒来的人 你从哪拿到的 The first to wake up. Where did you get this?
我想这是他母亲的 你说呢 I'd think it's his mother's, don't you?
也有可能是奶奶的 等她一醒过来 Yeah, or his nan's. Well, he'll find her,
他就会去她的休眠舱找到她的 when she wakes up in her pod.
这是我们刚到的时候 我在果园里找到的 I found that in the fruit garden, when we first arrived.
我想会有许多殖民者的亲友 I would say that a lot of the colonists had friends or family
是被提前唤醒的指导者 who were working here as shepherds.
-当他们发现了事情真相 -他们会很难过 - When they find out what happened... - They'll be grief-stricken.
-然后就会是... -大屠杀 - And after that. .. - A massacre.
-我们要去哪 -屠杀的反义词是什么 - OK, where are we going? - What's the opposite of a massacre?
-是什么 -根绝我的经验 是嘴炮 - OK, what? - In my experience, a lecture.
你们把瓦迪机器人带到了这里 You brought the Vardy here,
这种微型机器人使你们的生活轻松愉快 microbots to make your life so easy.
但就和历史上所有的奴隶一样 But like every slave class in history,
瓦迪机器人开始有了自己的想法 the Vardy are beginning to have ideas of their own.
他们想彻底消除不幸福 They wanted to eliminate unhappiness,
但对机器人而言就意味着消除不幸福的人 but to a robot that meant eliminating unhappy people.
他们发给你们监视器 那些徽章 They gave you monitors, badges,
这样就能识别你是否太不幸福 不应该活着 so they'd know when you were too unhappy to live.
-听他的吧 -我听了 有什么遗漏吗 - You need to listen. - I did listen. What did I miss?
瓦迪机器人杀了我们的亲人 The Vardy have killed our families.
可你要理解为什么会这样 But you need to understand why that happened.
我才不在乎为什么 I don't care why.
那你就会死 你船上的所有人都会死 Then you will die, too, and so will everyone on your ship.
-瓦迪机器人不是敌人 -它们想杀了我们 - The Vardy are not your enemy. - They want to kill us.
错 它们想帮你们 杀人只是副作用而已 No. They want to help you. Killing you is just a side-effect.
-闪一边去 -你们有枪 - Get out of my way. - You've got guns.
你以为几把枪就能对抗整座活的城市吗 You think that will help against a whole living city?
那个小男孩去哪了 That little boy, where did he go?
我妈妈就是园丁 My mum was a gardener.
你们见到她了吗 Have you seen her?
她应该在这里的 She's supposed to be here.
他在这 There he is!
离孩子远点 Step away from the kid.
他们没有武器 你们不用这么做 They're not armed. You don't need to do this.
-你们只要 -怎么了 出什么事了 - You just need to... - What's wrong? What's going on?
我妈妈在哪 大家都在哪 Where's my mum? Where's everyone?
大家都在哪里 Where's everyone?
不不不不 别哭 别哭啊 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Don't cry, don't cry!
你看一切不都挺好的嘛 Look, everything's going to be OK.
你看这是你的新家 多漂亮 Look, this is your new house. Isn't it lovely?
我想找妈妈 I want Mummy.
笑啊 快笑 笑一个 Smile. Smile. Smile. Smile.
只要你笑了 就什么事都不会有 Everything's going to be fine if you just keep smiling...
离孩子远点 Get away from the kid!
什么情况 What's that?
愤怒 复仇 Rage? Revenge?
-一个机器人而已 -可不止一个 - It's one robot. - It's not one robot.
博士 我们该怎么办 Doctor, what do we do?
博士 怎么回事 Doctor, what's happening?
掩护火力 开火 Cover fire, now!
-太了不起了 -什么了不起 - Fascinating! - What's fascinating? ?
瓦迪机器人判断自己正遭受攻击 The Vardy are identifying as under attack,
说明它们自认为是一个种族 which means they identify as a species.
它们有自我意识了 它们 活过来了 They are self-aware. They're... They're alive!
它们要杀光我们了 They're going to kill us!
-你在干什么 -但愿这样不会疼 - What are you doing? - I really hope this doesn't hurt.
你知道为什么我下棋特别厉害吗 Do you know why I always win at chess?
因为我有个绝招 I have a secret move.
我会踹棋盘 I kick over the board.
来吧 Here it comes!
很久很久以前 Once, long ago,
有一个渔夫捞上来一条魔法鳕鱼 a fisherman caught a magic haddock.
鳕鱼为了活命 The haddock offered the fisherman
提出满足渔夫三个愿望 three wishes in return for its life.
渔夫说 "我希望我儿子从战场上回来 The fisherman said, "I'd like my son to come home from the war
"我还希望要一百块金币" "And 100 pieces of gold."
问题在于 这条魔法鳕鱼 The problem is magic haddock,
和机器人一样 思维是不同于人类的 like robots, don't think like people.
渔夫的儿子回来了 却是躺在棺材里 The fisherman's son came home from the war in a coffin
然后国王赏了一百块金币 and the King sent 100 gold pieces
作为他英勇战死的奖励 in recognition of his heroic death.
渔夫还剩一个愿望 The fisherman had one wish left.
你觉得他会许什么愿望 What do you think he wished for?
有人说他应该许愿 Some people say he should have wished
要求实现无穷无尽的愿望 for an infinite series of wishes,
但是你们的城市已经证明了 but if your city proves anything,
心想事成 并不是一件好事 it is that granting all your wishes is not a good idea.
没事了 它不会伤害你了 It's OK. It's not going to hurt you.
其实它连你是谁都认不出来了 Actually, it doesn't even know who you are.
发生什么了 你做了什么 What happened? What have you done?
事实上 那个渔夫许愿说 In fact, the fisherman wished
他希望当初没许过前两个愿望 that he hadn't made the first two wishes.
某种角度上说 他按下了复位键 In a way, he pressed the reset button.
你到底做了什么 What the hell did you do?
你没听到吗 Aren't you listening?
我按了复位键 I pressed the reset button.
每台电脑都有一个 任何人都能找到 Every computer has one and anyone can find it,
尤其是那种 especially if they happen to be
可怕又迷人的的外星天才 a scary, handsome genius from space.
我初始化了整个指令结构 I re-initialised the entire command structure,
保留了所有编程能力 retaining all programmed abilities
只不过删除了补充偏好构件 but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.
他关机重启了 He turned it off and on again.
我关机重启了 I turned it off and on again.
当然 我抹除了它们的记忆 Of course, I wiped their memories.
它们现在完全不知道你们是谁 They no longer have the faintest idea who you are
事实上它们还在琢磨 and, in fact, they're wondering
你们在它们的漂亮城市里干什么 what you're doing in their very nice city.
它们的城市 THEIR city?
没错 它们的 它们构成的 Yes. THEIR city. It's made of them.
是我们的城市 它们也是我们的机器人 It's our city. They're our robots.
-以前是 -欢迎来到新世界 - They were. - Welcome to your new world.
认识一下瓦迪人吧 Meet the Vardy.
它们现在成了本土生命了 They are, as of now, the indigenous life form.
你最好和它们交朋友 因为它们人数可不少 You'd best make friends with them because there's loads of them,
而且只有它们知道这里的一切怎么运转 and they're the only ones who know how anything works.
它们杀了我们的人 They killed our people.
是这样 它们已经全都忘掉了 Well, look, they have forgotten about that.
它们忘了你们 They've forgotten about you,
甚至忘了当初是你们制造的它们 they've forgotten that you even made them in the first place.
既然它们在这座城市拥有压倒性的力量 Now, since they have absolute power over this city,
而且因为我假设你们晚上想睡个好觉 and since I'm assuming you all don't want to sleep rough tonight,
我有个建议给你们 I have a suggestion for you...
微笑吧 Smile.
你不是认真的吧 You can't be serious.
我非常认真 我甚至愿意充当谈判人 I am serious. In fact, I'm willing to be a negotiator.
-是吗 -当然 - Are you now? - Yes.
看着 Watch.
你好 我是博士 Hello, I'm the Doctor.
几个小时前 A few hours ago,
我犯了个错误 没有看出来你们 I made the mistake of not recognising your status
正在进化成一种新的生命体 as an emergent new life form.
那么为了弥补我的错误 As recompense for my mistake,
请允许我充当你们的谈判人 please allow me to act as your negotiator
让我和一群叫人类的外来殖民者谈判 with a migratory conglomerate known as the human race.
他们想找个地方住下来 They're looking for a place to stay
而他们看上你们的城市了 and they've got their eye on your city.
想谈谈房租吗 Would you like me to discuss rent?
那么会管用吗 So, is it going to work?
这就得看他们了 That's up to them.
话说你是不是 Did you just...
我们是不是 Well, did WE just...
刚刚开启了一个新文明 jump start a new civilisation?
脏活总得有人干 It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.
你经常做这种事吗 Did you do this all the time?
-什么事 -到处飞 处理纠纷 - Do what? - Fly around, sorting things out,
就好像某种星际警察 like some kind of intergalactic policeman.
我不负责调解纠纷 我更不是警察 I don't sort things out and I'm definitely not a policeman.
可你住在警亭里 You live in a police box.
那纯粹是巧合 That's pure coincidence.
好吧 Yeah, of course.
又回到了我们离开的时刻 Back at the exact moment we left.
水壶刚烧开 我还要看守保险库 The kettle's boiling, I've got a vault to guard,
和我们走的时候完全一样 and everything is exactly as we left it.
我们走的时候可没下雪 Wasn't snowing when we left.
也许我真的需要个方向盘 Maybe I do need a steering wheel.
-我们在哪 -伦敦 - Where are we? - London.
脚下就是泰晤士河 And this is the Thames.
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穿越回过去肯定有什么规则吧 Travel into the past, there's got to be rules.
我踩死一只蝴蝶 会影响到未来 If I step on a butterfly, it could send ripples through time.
摄政时期的英格兰 比电影里演的黑暗 Regency England? A bit more black than they show in the movies.
时间旅行有什么副作用吗 Are there any side effects to time travel?
有时候你会发现冰层下有光 退后 Sometimes you see lights under the ice. Stay back!
泰晤士河里冻着什么吃人的东西 There's something frozen under the Thames and it's eating people.
计划么 我们被吃掉吧 Plan? Let's get eaten.
那怪物必须喂饱 The creature will be fed.
你杀过人吗 Have you ever killed anyone?