《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives...
一段情事告终 As one affair ends...
我们不必再偷偷摸摸了 We don't have to sneak around anymore.
我们可以光明正大地交往 We can have a real relationship.
另一段情事开始 Another begins.
伊迪 Edie!
我曾问她是否愿意同居 I had asked her if she'd like to live together,
她回答愿意 And she said yes
然而另一桩… And yet another...
这位是雷克斯的母亲菲利斯 This is Rex's mother Phyllis
理赔中心我是乔伊·弗兰纳里 Claims This is Joe Flannery.
你知道我的儿媳妇有男朋友吗 Are you aware that my daughter-in-law has a boyfriend?
则被暴露无遗 Is exposed.
可是看着孩子们伤心的小脸 It's not going to break your heart to
你忍心把他们扔下吗 leave those sad, little faces behind?
有些人迫不及待要逃出家门 And while some people can't wait to get out of the house,
有些人却被困在家中 others are being kept there,
身不由己 against their will.
哪一块是雷克斯的墓石 Which one is Rex's headstone?
我总是记不住 I always forget.
就在这一排 It's right down this row
对 Oh. Oh, yes
对了 That's right.
随着时间流逝 布里·范德坎普 Over the years, Bree Van de Kamp
对她婆婆的健忘越来越担心 had grown increasingly concerned over her mother-in-law's forgetfulness.
亲爱的 我是不是忘了把针拿下来 Oh, honey, did I forget to take the pins out of that dress?
她出错越来越频繁 Her lapses had become more frequent...
甜心 我刚才没告诉你 Sweetie, didn't I tell you
我要给那把椅子上漆么 I was going to paint that chair?
越来越显著 More glaring...
天哪 我没跟你说我给地板打了蜡么 Oh, dear. Didn't I mention I waxed the floor?
越来越危险 And more dangerous.
是的 布里为菲利斯 Yes, Bree was worried about
糟糕的记忆力担心 Phyllis' faulty memory,
但她很乐意提醒她 but she was more than happy to remind her,
特别是事关重大之时 especially when it came to the important things.
你有没有想过 So have you given any thought to
什么时侯回自己家 when you might be ending your visit?
－怎么啦 －我拖累你了吗 - What? - Have I become a burden?
你是这意思吧 Is that what you're saying?
我只是问问你打算什么时侯走 I was simply asking when you were planning to leave.
没有催你的意思 There was no agenda behind the question
我不知道 Oh I-I don't know.
咱们干吗不顺其自然呢 Why don't we play it by ear?
好吧顺其自然 Yes, let's.
到底怎么了 What on earth?
天哪 Oh, my god.
发生什么事了 What happened?
好像有人把雷克斯挖出来了 It looks like someone dug Rex up
看出来了 但为什么呢 Well, I got that, but why?
他们为什么要这么做 Why would they do that?
我不知道 I don't know.
除非 Unless
除非什么 Unless what?
也许这与那位保险调查员有关 Maybe this has something to do with that insurance investigator.
保险调查员 Insurance investigator?
他来过 问了各种各样的问题 He came by asking all sorts of questions
我不明白你在说什么 菲利斯 I don't know what you're talking about, Phyllis.
当时你好像去商店了 Maybe you were at the store.
总之他非常怀疑 Anyway, he was very suspicious
怀疑 Suspicious?
是的 他甚至认为雷克斯不是死于心脏病发 Oh, yes He has a theory that Rex didn't die of a heart attack
他认为他是被下了毒 He thinks he was poisoned.
直到那一刻 It was in that moment
布里才明白是怎么回事 Bree could finally see the truth.
我没提过这事吗 Did I not mention that?
她的婆婆记忆力全无问题呢 Her mother-in-law's memory was fine.
只是她的心眼使坏罢了 It was her soul that was faulty.
每个周日的下午 紫藤郡 The parties took place
4347号前门的草坪上 on the front lawn of 4347 Wisteria Lane
都有派对举行 every Sunday afternoon.
克洛伊·彭德格斯特会带来整套茶具 Chloe Pendergast would bring the tea set,
她是这儿的女主人 which was appropriate,
这么做非常得体 since she was the hostess.
布列塔尼·克里斯 Brittany Chries
则带来她母亲的衣橱中的盛装 provided formal attire from her mother's closet.
玛丽萨·安妮·麦凯邀请来其余的客人 And Marissa Anne McKay invited the additional guests,
其中一些多年未曾参加派对 some of whom hadn't been to a party in years.
当然当这三个小女孩 Of course, it never occurred to the three young girls
沉浸在她们的白日梦中时 她们从未想过 that while they were busy playing out their fantasy,
紫藤郡里的一个大女孩 one of the older girls in the neighborhood
也在编织自己的白日梦 was engaging in a fantasy of her own.
－你好 －你好索利斯太太 - Hey... - Oh, hi, Mrs. Solis
－拉尔夫 －又去逛商场吗 - Ralph - Off to the mall again?
你真了解我 You know me.
加布丽尔的最爱莫过于逛商场 There was nothing Gabrielle enjoyed as much as shopping.
就算她不能把东西买回家 And even when she couldn't afford to take anything home,
只是去心仪的地方看看 she took satisfaction in looking...
也心满意足 at the merchandise.
你好 苏珊 Hey, Susan
发生什么事了 What's goin' on?
这周末卡尔陪朱莉 It's Karl's weekend to have Julie,
他们通常六点钟就回来了 and they're always back by 6
我们的监护协议是这么规定的 That's our custody agreement,
六点就回来 但现在已经过六点了 Back by 6, and it's after 6.
好像才六点一刻吧 It's like 6:15
看到了吗 来了 Well, see? There you go
我敢肯定 他们不过是忘了 I'm sure they just forgot.
这是法庭决议 Well, I have a court order
我没办法 It's out of my hands
如果你宽限一下也未尝不可 Yeah, it'd still be nice if you gave him a grace period.
我已经够宽限了 Oh, I'm being nice
我本可以让人逮捕他的 I could have him arrested
别误会 I mean, don't get me wrong.
我完全赞成朱莉和卡尔在一起 I am all for Julie spending time with Karl
毕竟他是她爸爸 He is still her dad,
她也爱他 and she loves him.
但是 But...
他和伊迪在一起 But he's with Edie.
我觉得她算不上是个好妈妈的典范 I mean, she's not exactly the maternal type.
我要不在乎这一点 我就不是个好妈妈 I wouldn't be a good mother if I wasn't concerned
我是说 谁知道他们在那的亲子时光 I mean, who knows what passes for a kid-friendly,
是怎么度过的 good time in there?
嗑药 看黄片 抽烟 Drugs? Porn? Smoking?
听起来他们不像是在进行狂欢 Doesn't sound like they're having an orgy in there
很明显 他们料到我们要来 Obviously, they saw us coming.
一记好球 Whoo! That's a strike!
各位好啊 Hey, guys!
瞧瞧谁来了 Hey! Look who's here!
帕克 猜猜我带了什么 Parker, guess what I got
什么 What?
文具 School supplies
对 其中最棒的是 Yeah, and the best part of it is
我给你买了个超酷的背包 I got you a really cool backpack
瞧瞧 Whoa, look at that.
非常棒对吧 Pretty neat, huh?
谢谢 Wow. Thanks.
你上学的第一天 So on your first day of school,
你和爸爸可以找到你的小柜子 you and your dad can find your cubby
然后把它挂在那里 and you can hang it up.
你不送我去吗 You're not taking me?
事实上 你爸爸会 Actually, your dad's going to
在你上学的第一天送你去 take you to school on your first day
对 就我和你 大男孩 Yeah, just me and you, big guy
我会在那握着你的手 I'll be right there to hold your hand.
但我原以为是妈妈带我去 But I thought mommy was taking me
亲爱的 我得工作 Yeah, well, honey, I have to work.
妈妈的老板是个很小气的女人 如果我翘班 Mommy's boss is a mean, mean lady and if I miss work,
就会丢掉工作 我们就没钱买吃的了 Ill lose my job and then we won't have any money to buy food.
亲爱的 相信我 Honey, you gotta believe me,
我要是能去 肯定会去的 if I could be there, you know that I would.
好吧 我没想到这对你有这么重要 All right, I didn't know it was that important to you.
我会跟老板谈谈 想想办法 I will talk to my boss and I will see what I can do
谢谢你 妈妈 Thank you, mommy
我不想泼你冷水 Wow, I don't want to rain on your parade,
不过你对他简直是言听计从 but he just totally manipulated you.
那是乖孩子应得的 Well, hey, when a kid's that good, you gotta give him his due
尸检 An autopsy?
警探雷克斯 死于心脏病发 Detective, Rex died of a heart attack
不过 在医生的报告中有诸多疑点 Well, there were some anomalies in the doctor's report.
疑点 什么疑点 Anomalies? What anomalies?
女士 恐怕我不宜 Ma'am, I'm afraid I'm not at liberty
与你深入探讨此事 to discuss this any further with you
难道我是嫌疑人 Am I a suspect?
我可没这么说 I didn't say that.
把我当嫌疑人 你真是浪费时间 Well, if I am, you're wasting your time
我爱雷克斯 了解我的人都会告诉你 I loved Rex and anyone who knows me will tell you
我绝不可能伤害他 that I was incapable of hurting him
你确定吗 You sure about that?
你一定是跟菲利斯谈过了 You talked to Phyllis
重申一遍 我不跟你谈这个 Again, I can't discuss the case.
她是我的婆婆 She's my mother-in-law
一定是她说了我的坏话 Of course she said horrible things about me.
女士 请小声点 Ma'am, lower your voice
她把我和雷克斯之间的问题都归罪于我 She blamed me for every problem that Rex and I ever had
这么说 你们的婚姻有些问题 So there were problems with the marriage?
婚姻嘛 有问题总是难免的 Well, it was a marriage Of course there were problems
我能把这个录下来吗 May I record this
免得你的供诉自相矛盾 just so there's no confusion over your statement?
不 你不要录这个 No, you may not record this
这么说 你拒绝供诉 So you refuse to make a statement?
我可没拒绝 I'm not refusing anything.
我想说的不过是离菲利斯远点 All I'm saying is stay away from Phyllis
她是个胡言乱语的疯子 She's a... she's a raving loon.
女士 也许 Ma'am, perhaps
有律师在场会更合适 you'd be more comfortable with an attorney present.
你想要口供么 好 我来 You want a statement? Fine, I'll give you a statement.
我丈夫死于心脏病发作 My husband died of a heart attack.
我深深地爱着他 I loved him very deeply,
你的家教真不怎么样 and your mother did a lousy job
在布里的心目中 To Bree's way of thinking,
世界上有两种人 there were two kinds of people in the world...
一种是早上没喝咖啡就浑身无力的 those who were useless before their morning coffee...
而另一种则精力充沛 and those who weren't.
怎么回事 What's going on?
别催我 布里 Don't rush me, Bree!
我上了年纪了 别催我 I'm an old woman! Don't rush me.
把她带走 Get her. Out of here
我要对你说 I will tell you one thing...
你如果不是心虚 you wouldn't be acting this way
也不会这么做 if you didn't feel guilty about something!
什么日子 What's the occasion?
我们的结婚纪念日 Uh, our anniversary?
哦对 Oh, right.
你居然连我们的结婚纪念日都忘了 How could you forget our anniversary?
你可是蹲在号子里整天盯着日历的人 You sit in a cell all day long staring at a calendar.
有什么大不了的 What's the big deal?
我们的婚姻名存实亡 Our marriage was a sham anyway.
别再这样了 Oh, we're not doing this again
真正的婚姻里 妻子忠于丈夫 In real marriages, wives are faithful.
对真正的婚姻里 丈夫也记得结婚纪念日 Yeah, and husbands remember anniversaries,
所以我想我们扯平了 so I guess we're even
你居然把忘记纪念日和背叛相提并论 Are you equating forgetting our anniversary with cheating on me?
看来你是铁了心要毁掉今天这个特别的日子了 You are clearly determined to ruin this special day for us.
你到底是怎么回事 从来没有感到内疚 What is wrong with you that you don't feel guilty?
我的内疚之情如滔滔江水 饶了我吧 I feel tons of guilt, so back off
你甚至从来没有道歉 You never even apologized.
我都道了一百万次了 I apologized a million times
是啊 但你的道歉总是伴随着借口 Yeah, but you always followed it up with an excuse.
“我很孤单 你总是不在家 "I was lonely, you weren't home enough,
女人需要被爱”诸如此类 a woman needs to be loved"
女人确实需要被爱 A woman does need to be loved,
既然你不能给我 and since you didn't give it to me,
我只能到别处寻求 I had to find it elsewhere.
所以那个小伙子在我们卧室里干的就是这个 So that's what the teenager was doing in our bedroom...
用爱满足你 filling you with love
随便你怎么说 Say what you want,
不过约翰·罗兰爱我 but John Rowland loved me
从来没人像他这么爱过 like no one ever has.
不是把我当战利品或拥有物 Not as a trophy or as a possession,
而只是爱我本人 but for me
他爱我 He loved me.
不 他真的爱我 No, he really did.
我来说说他爱我的方式 Let me count the ways.
温柔地 狂野地 Um, gently, savagely,
频繁地 倒立式 frequently, upside down...
有什么问题吗 Is there a problem here?
没什么 今天是我们的结婚纪念日 No, it's our anniversary
我们在回顾昔日美好时光 We're just reliving the good times.
这车真美 阿斯顿马丁 对吧 That's an amazing car. Aston martin, right?
对啊 全新的限量版 Uh-huh. Brand-new. Limited edition
我丈夫送的结婚纪念日小礼物 A little anniversary present from my husband
他真是出手大方 He's very generous
连他自己都不知道 More than he knows.
抱歉 你说什么 I'm sorry. What?
我要在教堂为歌舞剧伴唱 I'm singing at church for the family follies
伊迪到时会用吉他给我伴奏 Edie's going to accompany me on guitar
她挺不错的 She's really good
所以你和伊迪要一起表演节目 So you and Edie are going to be an act.
有什么问题吗 Is that a problem?
没有 没有 我只是有点惊讶 No No I mean, I'm a little surprised
你没有先约我为你伴奏 that you didn't ask me to accompany you first
你用什么伴奏 On what?
你什么乐器都不会 You don't play an instrument
我弹钢琴啊 你知道的 I play the piano. You know that
我怎么会知道 从没见你弹过 How would I know that? I've never seen you play.
我高中时弹过 Well, I played in high school
也就是说 你最后一次碰钢琴 So the last time you tickled the ivories
是在七十年代末 was sometime in the late '70s?
是八十年代初好不好 It was the early '80s
我不打算跟你吵 Well, I'm not going to argue with you
你要和伊迪一起表演 You want to do the show with Edie,
挺棒的 and I think that's super.
她的确不错 是吧 So she's really good, huh?
她懂弹吉他 She knows her guitar.
很明显她的家族里有许多音乐家 Apparently, there are a lot of musicians in her family,
有点像冯·特拉普家族【电影《音乐之声》里的一家】 sort of like the von trapps.
除了有一点 她的兄弟死于吸毒过量 Except, you know, her brother o'd
我的要求不过是出去打一下球 All I'm asking you is to go out and play a little bit of ball.
这要求太过分了吗 Is that such a big deal?
马修 你打得那么好 亲爱的 Matthew, you are such an excellent player, darling,
人们一定想跟你交朋友 that people will want to be your friend.
接下来你也知道 Then next thing you know,
他们会登门拜访或者打电话来 God knows who will be wanting to drop by and calling.
宝贝我们得保持低调 Sweetie, we need to keep a low profile.
我明白 Yeah, I know,
但我总得偶尔出去透点气吧 but I have got to get out of this house sometime.
我快要抓狂了 I'm going crazy here, okay?
什么事 What is it?
我女儿要在教堂唱歌 Oh, my daughter is singing a song at church
我想用钢琴为她伴奏 and I want to accompany her on the piano
不过我多年没弹了 and I haven't played in years
那天你在雷克斯的葬礼上弹得那么出色 Oh, you were just so amazing at Rex's funeral the other day,
－所以我想 －我不给人上课 - I was wondering... - I don't give lessons
哦 好吧 Oh Oh, okay.
你衣服上有点 Oh. You have a little, uh, on your...
我在做樱桃派抱歉 I'm baking cherry pie Excuse me.
你这样怎么保持低调 What happened to maintaining a low profile?
你对每个人都那么倨傲无礼 You keep being rude to everybody,
他们一定会说我们的闲话 they're gonna start whispering about us.
说得对 You're right.
我们得和人们打成一片 We do want to fit in.
勒奈特 快看 Lynette, check it out.
贾森的嘴巴 Jason's mouth
斯图 那不是最新的视频会议装置吗 Stu, isn't that the new video conference setup?
对 效果很棒吧 Yeah Isn't the resolution fantastic?
妮娜 Hey, Nina
关于明天早上 Uh, about tomorrow morning.
你知道 晨会的第一个钟头 You know how the first hour of
进度总是很慢 the morning meeting is always so slow?
我手头有点急事 'Cause I've got this thing.
天哪 不会又是你的孩子吧 Good god, this is not about your kids again, is it?
我明白 我保证过不会这样 I know, I promised I wouldn't do this,
但是帕克真的很需要我 but Parker really needs me to be there
陪伴他度过上幼儿园的第一天 on his first day of kindergarden
他根本接受不了我不去 He's so freaked out I can't be there.
抱歉 这怎么成了我的问题 I'm sorry How is this my problem?
因为现实是我有孩子 Because we can't escape the fact that I have kids.
我爱我的工作 但公平些 I love my job, but to be fair,
总得在工作和生活之间寻求平衡 there's gotta be some balance.
好啊 那没孩子的人怎么办 Okay, how about the people that don't have the kids?
你有没有想过他们也需要 Did you ever consider that they might need
在生活里平衡一下 a little more balance in their lives, hmm?
比如说 他们也许想去看日场电影 Like, maybe they want to go see a matinee
或者一夜狂欢过后 or perhaps they want to come in a little late
第二天想晚点上班 after a big crazy night out
或者 只不过是想去理个发 or maybe they just want to get a hair cut,
我自己已经两个月没能抽时间去理发了 which I, myself, have not been able to do for two months.
所以不行 问题是 So, no, this is about
这对于没孩子的人是否公平 fairness to the people who are childless by choice, okay?
好 说得好 Okay Good point
为你的头发感到难过 And I'm sorry about your hair.
难怪你总是那么不高兴 I can see why you're upset
张大嘴 Open wide
现在别闹 斯图 Not now, Stu
等等 Hang on a sec.
我不明白 I don't understand
这个东西能让妈妈 This system is gonna let mommy
陪你度过上学的第一天 be with you on your first day of school.
效果非常棒 The resolution is fantastic.
第二天 The next day,
加布丽尔决定再去 Gabrielle decided to cheer herself up
“逛商店”来排遣烦恼 with another round of window shopping.
但这次她被正在上演的一幕 But this time, she was taken a back
吓了一跳 by what was on display.
－蒂尔曼太太 －德尔非诺先生 - Mrs. Tillman - Mr Delfino.
听说你出院了 I, uh, heard you were back from the hospital,
所以带了这个给你 so I brought you these.
我都记不得 Oh, I can't tell you
上次收到英俊男人送的花是什么时侯了 how long it's been since I got flowers from a handsome man.
我是说 我能接受你的好意 I mean, I could,
但我不需要同情 but I don't want your pity.
你要去哪里 Where are you off to?
我打算回犹他州过几个星期 I'm going back to Utah for a few weeks
恢复期比医生预料的要长 The recuperation's taking longer than the doctors anticipated.
说到我受袭的事 Speaking of my attack,
他们有没有抓到小扎克啊 have they caught young Zachary yet?
没有 其实我来正是为了这个 No, actually, that's why I'm here
所以这些花不过是个幌子明白了 So the flowers were just a ruse. Figures.
我想趁扎克还没惹出更多麻烦赶紧找到他 I'm trying to find Zach before he gets in any more trouble.
你知道他有什么朋友吗 Do you know any friends that he might have,
可能会藏在哪里 anywhere he might be holed up?
我知道你跟他比较亲近 I know you were close to him
真是可笑 自从他打了我 Funny thing, since he beat me
把我从楼梯上推下来之后 and threw me down the stairs,
我们之间的联系也就断了 we just don't stay in touch like we should.
你从什么时侯起这么关心扎克·杨了 Since when do you care so much about Zach Young?
情况很复杂 It's complicated
我看也是 I'll bet
他一定是躲在某处想找到他父亲 I'm sure he's out there somewhere trying to find his father,
不过我想你已经把他杀了 which I trust you made impossible.
不 我把保罗放了 No, I let Paul go.
我过不了我自己这关 I couldn't go through with it.
大错特错 That was a mistake.
他的下半生都要东躲西藏 He will spend the rest of his life running from the police.
我想这惩罚已经够了 I think that's punishment enough
扎克是保罗与他死去的妻子唯一的联系 Zach is the only connection that Paul has with his dead wife
总有一天 他会回来这里找他 At some point, he will run back here looking for him
我不是打击你 I don't like to be negative,
不过 你真的应该杀了他 but you really should have killed him
我不想毁了这个美好的夜晚 At the risk of ruining a lovely evening,
但我有一些不快的消息宣布 I have some unpleasant news.
今天警察把你们父亲挖了出来 The police dug up your father today
－什么 －为什么 - What? - Why?
很明显他们想做个尸检 Well, apparently, they want to do an autopsy
他们认为他不是心脏病发作 They don't think that he had a heart attack.
认为某个人对他下毒 They think that somebody was poisoning him.
谁会给爸爸下毒 Who would have poisoned daddy?
很明显我是嫌疑人 Well, apparently, I'm a suspect.
他们总是首先怀疑配偶 Well, they always look at spouses first
统计数字显示的 It has something to do with statistics
只是例行公事 我很快会恢复清白 It's just a formality. I'll be cleared in no time
拜托你们两个不要这样盯着我好不好 Would you two please stop looking at me like that?
很明显我没有杀你们的父亲 Obviously, I did not kill your father
我深深地爱着他 I loved him deeply
是的 可是你和爸爸之间有很多问题 Yeah, but you and dad had a lot of problems.
人人都知道 Everyone knows that
我们之间的确有问题 但我永远不会伤害他 Yes, we had issues, but I would never have hurt him
爸爸心脏病第二次发作的 What about the night daddy had
那天晚上是怎么回事呢 his second heart attack?
你要先铺好床 You must have loved him a lot to make the bed
才肯送他去医院 你可真爱他 before taking him to the hospital.
我当时吓坏了 丹妮尔 你明白的 I was in shock, Danielle. You know that.
安德鲁 你一定不会认为我谋杀了你父亲吧 Andrew, surely you don't think I murdered your father
我知道你没有 I know you didn't.
你不可能杀人 You're not capable of murder
谢谢 Thank you
这可算不上称赞 That wasn't a compliment
杀人也要胆子的 It takes guts to kill somebody.
谢谢你改主意来帮我 Thank you so much for changing your mind about helping me
我真的很感激 I really appreciate it
我很乐意能帮忙 I'm happy to help...
我很抱歉之前那么无礼 and I'm sorry if I seemed rude before
我今天过得糟透了 I was having a bad day.
很不错 That's good.
真的很好 That's really good.
可能不踩踏板比较好 You might want to lay off the pedal.
真的 Really?
我还以为那样听起来更专业 Oh, I thought it made it sound more professional
并没有 It doesn't
你儿子真的很喜欢把嘻哈音乐开很大声 Boy, your son really likes to play his hip-hop music loud.
好处是这声音能盖住烘干机 The good news is it drowns out the sound of the dryer.
苏珊 手指要拱起 Arch your fingers, Susan
嗨 抱歉打断你们 Hi. I'm sorry to interrupt.
我敲门了 但我猜你们没听见 I knocked, but I guess you guys didn't hear me.
我们听见了 No, we heard you.
我们只是希望那人能自己走开 We were just hoping that who ever it was would go away.
我现在还是这么想的 I'm still hoping that'll happen
妈妈 什么事 What's up, mom?
我有个好消息 Well, I have good news
我开始跟贝蒂·爱波怀特学钢琴了 Um, I've been taking piano lessons with Betty Applewhite,
我想我或许能加入你们 and, uh, well, I just thought maybe I could join you guys.
就像三人组很有意思吧 You know, like a trio Doesn't that sound fun?
我不玩三人组 不过谢谢 I don't do trios, but thanks anyway.
我不想这么古板 Well, I don't mean to be technical here,
不过这个秀 but this show,
我想应该是个家庭活动 I mean, it really is supposed to be a family thing,
不好意思 你终归是外人 and I hate to point out you're not family
我不是 不过我很有天份 No, but I have talent,
对于大多数听众而言 天份胜过血亲关系 and to most audiences, talent trumps family
你怎么就能肯定 我没天份呢 Well, what makes you so sure I don't have talent?
嗯 直觉而已 Hmm, just a hunch.
好吧 我们都看得到你的天份 Yeah, well, we've both seen your talent,
另外 婉转地提醒你 which is a nice way of telling you
给你的卧室挂块窗帘吧 why don't you put some curtains on your bedroom window?
－大家 －拜托 坦白点 - Guys. - Oh, come on, be honest.
在发现我参加之前 You didn't want any part of this
你压根也没有参与的意思 until you found out that I was involved.
－不是这样的 －是的 - That is so not true! - Oh, yes, it is.
你的女儿选了我而不是你 让你气恼不已 It burns you that your own daughter picked me over you
她没选你 She did not pick you
她只是没想到我能同意帮忙 It just didn't occur to her that I would agree to do it.
这下她知道了 Well, now she knows,
如果再选一次 她肯定选我 and if she had it to do over again, she'd pick me
不 她不会的 No, she wouldn't.
为什么我们不试试 Well, why don't we put it to a test?
朱莉 你愿意跟谁一起演出 Julie, who would you rather have play with you?
－别 别这样 －亲爱的 没关系 - Oh, no, no, no, no. - No, it's okay, honey
在家庭才艺秀上 Who do you want to be with you
你希望跟谁一起演出 in the family talent show?
是的 你想跟谁一起 Yes, who do you want with you
站在那些观众面前 in front of all of those people?
还有那可是教堂 And remember, it's a church.
他们会对你说三道四的 They are going to be judging you
好 Ohh... Okay.
首先 你们都不怎么样 Well, first of all, you both suck,
但一定要选的话 but if I had to choose...
我想我会选我老妈 I guess I'd pick my mom.
对不起 伊迪 Sorry, Edie.
明摆着 Fair enough
请把我的定音管还给我 I'd like my pitch pipe back, please.
是你干的吧 It was you, wasn't it?
约翰 你好 Hello, John.
好久不见 Long time no see.
有邻居看到一辆阿斯顿马丁开过去 One of the neighbors saw an Aston Martin driving away,
你都知道什么 and what do you know?
有人原本该好好打理院子 Well, someone had to tend to the yard.
但你却在别处忙着呢 You were busy elsewhere
你看到我们了 You saw us?
没错 我得说她老得够当你妈了 Yes, and I have to say she's old enough to be your mother.
见鬼 她都能当我妈了 Hell, she's old enough to be my mother.
琼才41岁 Joan's only 41
琼 Joan?!
你叫她琼 You're calling her Joan?!
我为什么不能 她是我朋友 Why shouldn't I? She's my friend.
我认识你的朋友们 I know your friends,
而且 我觉得你不会那么对你朋友 and I have a hunch you don't do to your friends
做那些你对那个老女人做的事 what I saw you doing to that wrinkly old lady
好吧 就算被你抓到我这样了 Okay, so you caught me doing it with somebody else.
那有什么大不了的 What's the big deal?
你爱的应该是我 You're supposed to be in love with me.
什么 What?
你这么说过多少次 How many times did you say it?
多少次你在我耳边喃喃的说 How many times did you whisper in my ear,
“你是我的唯一” "you're the only woman I'll ever love?"
我不知道 蛮多次的 I don't know A bunch.
所以你都是骗我的 So were you lying to me?
你只是为了把我搞上床 Were you just trying to get me into bed?
不 当然不是 No, of course not.
我爱过你 但我们分手了 I loved you, but we broke up.
没错 五分钟前 Yeah, like five minutes ago!
难道你不知道什么叫哀悼期吗 Haven't you ever heard of a mourning period?
我知道 看起来挺快的 I know it seems quick,
但我确实对她有感觉 but I have feelings for her...
事实上 我想我可能爱上她了 In fact, I think I may be in love with her.
哦 天啊 Oh, my god.
怎么了 是孩子吗 What's the matter? Is it the baby?
不是 No
不 不 是我 Oh, no, no It's me.
我太愚蠢了 . I am beyond stupid.
你不蠢 You're not stupid
不 我很蠢 Oh, no, I am.
昨天我还在幻想 Yesterday, I was still fantasizing
也许可以跟你在一起 that it could work with you,
单卧室的小公寓也蛮温馨的 that a one-bedroom apartment might be cozy.
索利斯太太 别这样 Mrs. Solis, please
天啊 我差点为了一个 Oh, my god I almost left my husband
叫我索利斯太太的人离开我丈夫 for someone who calls me Mrs Solis.
那现在是因为你想复合 所以难过吗 So are you upset because you want to get back together?
我可以跟琼分手 Because I can break up with Joan
没事 亲爱的 我很好 That's okay, sweetie I'm good
那我们就这样了 So this is it for us?
我真觉得我们不该这么结束 Because I really feel like we should end it better than this.
事实上 约翰 Actually, John,
考虑到我们之前的愚蠢 given how stupid both of us have been,
这绝对是个完美结局 this is an entirely appropriate ending
范德坎普太太 Mrs. Van De Kamp
我能帮你做什么 What can I do for you?
我想做一次测谎测试 I would like to submit myself to a lie detector test
来彻底消除 to eliminate any uncertainty
关于我和我丈夫的一些不实传闻 about what happened with my husband.
你确定不想让律师在场 Are you sure you don't want a lawyer present?
不需要 I'll waive all that.
我唯一的要求就是希望我的孩子们 My only stipulation is that I want my children
能够看我回答 to be able to see me answer the questions
我想这没问题 I think we can accommodate you
你的名字是布里·范德坎普吗 Is your name Bree Van De Kamp?
是的 Yes.
你嫁给了雷克斯·范德坎普吗 Were you married to Rex Van De Kamp?
是的 Yes.
你在去年跟你丈夫暂时分居了吗 Did you and your husband temporarily separate last year?
是的 Yes.
是你杀了你丈夫吗 Did you kill your husband?
不是 No
你认识一个叫乔治·威廉姆斯的男人吗 Do you know a man named George Williams?
认识 Yes.
在你跟你丈夫分居期间 During your separation from your husband,
是否跟威廉姆斯先生在交往 did you have a relationship with Mr Williams?
问这个干嘛 What does that have to do with anything?
请回答 是或者不是即可 Just yes or no responses, please
我不会回答 Well, I'm not gonna respond to something
这事轮不到你们管 that's none of your business.
范德坎普太太 Mrs. Van De Kamp,
如果你希望我们认真对待测谎结果 if you want us to take this polygraph seriously,
请务必回答我们提出的每个问题 好吗 answer the questions we ask, okay?
乔治·威廉姆斯是谁 Who's George Williams?
他是我们的药剂师 He's our pharmacist.
在你们分居期间 During your separation,
你是否跟威廉姆斯先生交往 did you have a relationship with Mr Williams?
是的 Yes.
你爱威廉姆斯先生吗 Are you in love with Mr Williams?
什么 What?
你爱威廉姆斯先生吗 Are you in love with Mr Williams?
不 No
我刚才走神了 Um, I was thinking of something else just then,
你能再问我一次这个问题吗 so why don't you ask me the question again?
你爱威廉姆斯先生吗 Are you in love with Mr Williams?
不 No
你看到了吗 Did you see that?
是 我看到了 Yeah, I saw it
苏珊 你好 Hello, Susan.
你准备好上课了吗 Are you ready for your lesson?
是的 Yep, I am
我想我要再好好练练踏板 I think I'm going to make another push for using that pedal.
我觉得那能增添气势 I think it adds grandeur.
我要跟你谈谈 I want to talk to you!
我现在很忙 I'm busy now
我真不敢相信 I cannot believe
你逼伊迪退出朱莉的演出 you kicked Edie out of Julie's performance!
我没逼她退出 I did not kick Edie out
是朱莉做的决定 Julie made that call.
那是因为你亮出了妈妈牌 Because you played the mom card.
好吧 那是个家庭演奏会 Well, it is a family recital,
伊迪不算家人 and Edie is not family
总有一天她会是的 One day, she could be
哦 别搞笑了 Ohh, don't even joke like that.
那你那个谋杀犯水管工呢 How about your plumber, slushy convicted murderer, huh?
他貌似一直都出现在“家庭”活动里 He seems to keep popping up at "family" events.
那不是谋杀 是误杀 It was not murder, it was manslaughter,
而且完全不是一回事 and that's totally different.
麦克和我甚至没有生活在一起 Mike and I aren't even living together,
他很关心朱莉 and he cares about Julie.
伊迪也是啊 Well, so does Edie, huh?
她真的很期待跟朱莉一起演出 She was really looking forward to performing with Julie.
如果你认为伊迪·布利特 If you think Edie Britt
关心别人胜过自己的话 cares about anybody other than herself,
那你真是活在傻瓜天堂里 you are living in a fool's paradise.
我比你更了解她 You don't know her the way I do,
她对朱莉感兴趣的唯一原因 and the only reason she's interested in Julie
就是为了让我抓狂 is to mess with my head.
嘿 这真是疯狂兼自以为是 Hey, that's both crazy and self-absorbed.
一石二鸟啊 真有你的 That's a twofer! Way to go!
不管你信不信 Whether you choose to believe it or not,
她们俩处得很好 they're both great together,
如果你不信我 去问问朱莉 and if you don't believe me, ask Julie
我很抱歉让你看到这些 I'm sorry you had to witness that.
没关系 亲爱的 Oh, that's okay, honey
我也跟我家人磕磕绊绊的 I have lived my share of family knock-down drag-outs.
我希望那不会像我跟卡尔这样 Well, I hope it wasn't as ugly as me and Karl
比那厉害多了 You'd be surprised
帕克 亲爱的 你听见了吗 Parker, honey, can you hear me?
汤姆 为什么他不说话 Tom, why isn't he talking?
亲爱的 这有很多孩子 Um, honey, there are a lot of kids here
他有点紧张 He's a little stressed.
－帕克 问好 问好 －妈妈 - Parker, say hi, say hi - Mommy?
嘿 亲爱的 这太令人兴奋了 Oh, hey, honey, this is so exciting
你第一天上学 Your first day of school.
你会交到很多朋友的 You're going to make so many friends
勒奈特 员工会议 现在 Lynette, staff meeting, now
好 我马上到 Uh, right, yeah. I'm going to be right there
现在 立刻 马上 快 Now Now, now, now!
斯图 这杯咖啡凉了 Stu, this coffee, it's cold
亲爱的 我马上回来 Honey, I'm going to be right back
妈妈 你在哪 Mommy? Where are you going?
马上回来 Right back.
妈妈 回来 Mommy, come back!
好了 我们翻到第五页 Okay, let's turn to page five.
该死 我忘拿我的计划书了 Damn. I forgot my prospectus
还有多余的副本吗 Any extra copies?
没有吧 我马上回来 No? Oh, I'll be right back.
嗨 我回来了 他怎么样 Hi, I'm back How's he doing?
亲爱的 他不太开心 Um, um, honey, he s upset,
因为他想向你展示他的小柜子 because he wanted to show you his cubby
但你离开了 You left
宝贝 我来了 我在这 Oh, honey, I'm here. I'm here.
你现在可以给我看了 You can show me your cubby now
妮娜找到多余的副本了 Nina found extra copies.
她要你马上回去 She wants you back now.
好的 我两秒钟之后就回来 Okay. I'll be back in two seconds for you.
妈妈 妈妈 别走 Mommy! Mommy! Don't go!
所以这最大的问题就是第二季度的账目 So the big issue here is second-quarter billing.
－你要去哪 －洗手间 - Where are you going? - Ladies' room.
－不 －妮娜 人有三急 - No. - Nina, nature is calling.
勒奈特 忍耐十分钟 Lynette, hold it for ten minutes.
我们得把这个完成 We have to get through this.
我想要做的是搞定税票解构 What I'd like to do is trade out the invoicing structure
请让我们一起看看第十页的图表 Let's take a look at our graphs on page ten, please
勒奈特在家庭与事业间 Lynette had been struggling to balance
挣扎平衡 her career and her family.
她终于发现了 She finally saw
一个扭转局面的机会 an opportunity to tip the scales in her favor.
在短期促销方面 为了不麻烦有发票的客户 Instead of badgering clients with invoices on the shorter term campaigns,
我建议采取货到付款的方式 I say we bill on delivery
对啊 Yes!
货到付款 真不错 Bill on delivery, yes!
你抽筋了吗 Are you having a seizure?
不 没 我只是觉得很兴奋 No, no, I'm just... I'm very excited
真是个好主意 It's a really good plan
太棒了 Yeah, mmm.
现在缅甸客户的问题就是 Now, what happened on the Burman account
会计部的蒂娜和罗恩 is that they were sent duplicate bills
给他们发了两次账单 by Tina and Ron in accounting
我不是存心刁难 and I'm not pointing any fingers,
但是蒂娜罗恩既然干这行 but Tina, Ron, about walking in and
我的规矩也说得很清楚 seeing all my lines lit up with disgrunt led...
啊 烫 烫死了 Aah! Ohh! Hot! Hot!
帮帮忙 Help.
斯图 啊 啊 Stu! Aah! Aah!
这就是为什么我们让你多带些曲奇 And that's why we packed you extra cookies
这样你就可以跟你的新朋友一起分享了 so you could share with all your new friends,
记得吗 remember?
我们该说拜拜了 亲爱的 I think we're good to go now, honey.
帕克 你是最棒的 You're going to be great, Parker.
我爱你 I love you
妈妈 我也爱你 I love you, too, mommy.
布里 你好 我能为你做点什么 Bree, hi. What can I do for you?
首先 你能帮我向警察证明 Well, for starters, you can help me prove to the police
我们没有合谋杀死我丈夫 that we didn't conspire to kill my husband
好的 Okay.
因为雷克斯的血液检查有异常 So because of the anomalies in Rex's blood,
所以警察开始怀疑是我谋杀了雷克斯 the police started to wonder if I'd been poisoning Rex.
太荒谬了 That's absurd
很多情况都会引发血钾过高 Lots of things can cause high potassium levels...
比如肾衰竭 低钠什么的 renal failure, low sodium.
所以我去做测谎 Well, that's why I took the polygraph,
证明我是无辜的 to prove to them that I was innocent.
很明显你通过了 Obviously, you passed.
算是吧 Sort of.
我想警察现在有另一种推测 Well, I think the police now have a different theory,
如果我没有亲手下毒 which is if I wasn't poisoning Rex on my own,
可能是你帮我下毒 then maybe you were helping me
你在开玩笑 You're kidding.
没有 所以我需要你也去做测谎 No, that's why I need you to take the polygraph, too.
什么 W-what?
这是向警察证明他们错了的最快方式 It's the quickest way to prove to the police that they're wrong.
我不明白 我们只是朋友 I-I don't understand. We're just friends.
为什么警察会认为 Why would the police assume
一段柏拉图式的关系 that people in a platonic relationship
会让人产生谋杀的念头呢 would want to murder someone?
测试的时侯 Um, during the test,
他们问了我一些关于你以及我们的问题 they asked me some questions about you and, um, us
问我们是否交往过 and whether we had a relationship
我说是的 因为这确实发生过 and I said yes, because it's true
接着他们问了我点别的 And then they asked me something else,
一些我从没想过的问题 something I hadn't considered
是什么 Which was?
他们问我是否爱你 They asked me if I loved you.
你怎么回答的 What did you say?
我说我不爱你 I said no.
不过根据测谎仪的反馈 But according to the polygraph,
那可能不是真的 that wasn't exactly true.
我不 我不明白那意味着什么 Well, I don't... I don't know if that means anything
测谎仪不完全可靠 Polygraphs aren't completely reliable.
我想可能机器捕捉到了一些 I think perhaps the machine picked up on something,
我没意识到的东西 something that I wasn't aware of.
这就是为什么我需要你去参加测试 What's why I need you to take the test
回答警探的一些问题 and answer the detective's questions,
因为如果这件事不解决 because I'm not going to know exactly how I feel
我就无法确切地知道自己对你的感受 until we put this behind us,
一旦过去了 我们… but then, once we do
我们就能继续 We can move on.
那些奇克瑞利姐妹也能跳成这样吗 Can those chicorelli sisters dance or what?
百老汇 要当心咯 Wow, look out, Broadway!
别忘了 我们在地下室准备了曲奇和果汁 Now don't forget that we will have cookies and juice
这里结束后 欢迎大家去享用 set up in the basement after we're done here.
我们希望所有人都能去 We want to see you all there
我们的下一个节目 And for our next act,
欢迎朱莉和苏珊·梅尔 Please welcome the musical stylings
带来的音乐合奏 of Julie and Susan Mayer
我马上就回来 I'll be right back.
我需要一小会 Oh, um, I'm just gonna need a couple of seconds,
大家先祈祷吧 so feel free to pray
伊迪 那天我看到你和我家人一起演奏 Edie, the other day when I saw you making music with my family,
我被嫉妒冲昏了头 I got a little jealous and I went a little crazy
把你挤出去了 and I pushed you out.
看到你今天坐在这里 Seeing you sitting here today,
我能看到你有多在乎朱莉 Well, I can see how much you care about Julie,
应该以她为重 and she comes first,
应该是你跟她一起演出而不是我 and it should be you up there playing with her, not me.
我很抱歉 So I'm sorry
谢谢 苏珊 Thank you, Susan
你的决定可真容易啊 How convenient that you decided this
尤其是在我没带吉他的情况下 after I showed up without my guitar.
所以就像我说的 我很抱歉 Well, like I said, I'm sorry.
我真希望你能在那上面 I wish it could be you up there.
你知道吗 我会弹钢琴 You know, I play piano.
那么 让我们欢迎朱莉·梅尔 And so let's all welcome Julie Mayer
和她的阿姨伊迪 and her aunt Edie.
你做得好 You did a good thing.
至少我尽力了 Yeah, well, I tried.
让我喘口气 Yeah, well, give me a break.
这东西就像有90个音在里面 This thing has, like, 90 flats in it.
可怜的朱莉 Poor Julie
得了吧 你不知道多高兴 Stop it. You're loving this
不 怎么可能 No, not at all.
他们说你要见我 So they said you needed to see me
什么事 怎么了 What is it? What's goin' on?
我一直在想 Um, I've been thinking...
你知道 关于 You know, about, um.
那些跟约翰有关的事情 Everything that happened with John...
还有 and...
和 and, um.
我真的是自私又愚蠢 I was really selfish and stupid
对不起 And I'm sorry.
真的 对不起 I really am sorry
这就是我要说的 真的 That's all I had to say, really.
你知道吗 You know what?
这是你给过我的 That is the best anniversary gift
最好的结婚纪念日礼物 that you've ever given me.
真的 Really?
是的 Yeah.
事实上 这也是你给我最好的礼物 Actually, the one you gave me is really nice, too.
每个人都多少喜欢玩假扮游戏 Everyone enjoys a game of make-believe now and then.
当然我们玩的方法大相径庭 Of course, the ways in which we play can vary greatly.
有时我们告诉自己 Sometimes we tell ourselves
工作不会影响我们的家庭生活 work won't interfere with our family life.
勒奈特 员工会议 现在 Lynette, staff meeting, now.
好的 Yeah.
有时我们期待某段关系 Sometimes, we imagine certain relationships
比它实际上更有意义 to be more meaningful than they really are.
偶而我们投入地演出 Occasionally, we put on a show,
就好像我们的隐瞒 as if to convince ourselves our secrets
真的没有那么可怕 aren't really all that terrible.
是的 假扮游戏很简单 Yes, the game of make-believe is a simple one.
你认识雷克斯·范德坎普吗 Did you know Rex Van De Kamp?
是的 Yes.
范德坎普太太是否要求你给她丈夫下毒 Did Mrs Van De Kamp ask you to poison her husband?
没有 No
你是否向雷克斯·范德坎普下毒 Did you poison Rex Van De Kamp?
从欺骗自己开始 You start by lying to yourself...
没有 No
如果你能让别人也相信这些谎言 and if you can get others to believe those lies...
你就赢了 you win.