前情回顾 Previously on...
我的父亲一直以来就在镇的那边 All this time, my father has been right across town
开着一家饲料店？ running the feed store?
苏姗找到了她的生父 Susan found her real father...
艾德会做最后的决定 Ed wants to make the final decision.
艾德.夫罗拉 这是勒奈特.斯加沃 Ed ferrara, Lynette Scavo.
勒奈特见到了她的新上司 Lynette met her new boss...
我已经吸取了教训 当我离开监狱后 I've learned my lesson, and when I get outta here,
一切都会重新开始 everything's gonna be different.
卡洛斯保证要改过自新 Carlos promised to change his old ways...
顾范医生对我们的关系发表了一些看法 Dr. Goldfine has concerns about us being together,
我开始觉得他是对的 and I'm starting to think he's right.
布里发现了乔治的真面目 While Bree discovered George's true colors.
乔治我不想戴 George, I don't want to!
我们订婚了 你必须戴 We are engaged! You have to wear it!
我不这么认为了 I don't think we are anymore.
去过布里.范-德-坎普办的派对 Anyone who'd ever been to a party
人们都觉得她是个出色的主人 at Bree Van De Kamp's thought of her
因为布里知道 as the perfect hostess because Bree knew
怎么让客人们舒心 how to take care of her guests.
食物总是很丰盛 Her dinners were always served promptly,
美酒总是源源不断 her liquor always flowed freely
她的言辞总是让人忍俊不尽 and her anecdotes were always enjoyable.
但这一晚 完美的主人 But on this night, the perfect hostess
将会发现... was about to find herself...
嘘 Shh.
哪里来的音乐？ Where's that music coming from?
自己处于尴尬的境地 In a very imperfect predicament.
我不清楚 Uh, I'm not sure.
宝贝请不要放弃 ♪ Don't give up on us, baby ♪
我们依旧有意义 ♪ We're still worth ♪
再试一次 ♪ One more try ♪
抱歉失陪一下 Um, if you'll excuse me for just one minute.
我知道我们仅剩的 ♪ I know we put our last one by ♪
在那下雨的夜晚 ♪ Just for a rainy evening ♪
乔治 George!
我有客人在 I have guests.
你知道自己在干什么吗 What do you think you're doing?
我们吵架 让你生气了 We had a tiff. I upset you.
我在补过 And now I'm just trying to make things right again.
那不是吵架 我们分手了 一切都结束了 It was not a tiff. We broke up. It's over.
我们能超越障碍 ♪ We can still come through ♪
我不是在说笑 I am not kidding.
如果不停下 我就报警 If you do not knock it off, I am gonna call the police.
去吧 All right, go ahead.
我昨晚魂不守舍 ♪ I really lost my head last night ♪
报警吧 就算他们赶我走 Call the police. If they drag me away,
我还是会回来 I'm just gonna come right back here.
我要你听完我的歌 来吧 I want you to hear the whole medley. Come on!
为什么不坐下呢 Why don't you all take your seats?
甜点马上来 Uh, dessert is about to be served.
昨晚我彻夜不眠 ♪ I really lost my head last night ♪
你勇往直前 ♪ You've got a right ♪
你应该.... ♪ To... ♪
是啊 布里知道怎么对待客人 Yes, Bree knew how to take care of her guests,
特别是那些 不速之客 especially those who weren't invited.
好人戴白色帽子 Good guys wear white hats,
坏人戴黑色 and bad guys wear black.
这是孩子们 This is how children
如何区分好和坏 distinguish between good and evil.
喔 Ohh!
很快他们会知道 But they soon learn that bad guys
坏人看上去并不坏 don't always look so bad.
有时候 坏人看上去很友好 In fact, sometimes they even seem downright friendly.
直到更了解才会发现真相 That is, until you get to know them a little bit better.
嗨 见到你真高兴 Hey, fancy seeing you here.
我在骑车 I was just out for a little ride.
别骗人了乔治 Don't lie to me, George.
你已经在这里转悠了一个小时 You've been riding up and down this street for the last hour.
我不想这么做的布里 I don't want to do this, Bree,
可你不回我电话 but you won't return any of my phone calls.
那么堵着我就是B计划？ So stalking me is plan "b"?
布里 我知道我错了 Bree, I know I messed up.
我知道我有些毛病要改 I know I got some issues to work on,
我愿意去看心理医生 but I'd be willing to see a therapist
如果你这么觉得 if that's what you want.
我愿意做任何事 但如果你不给我机会 I'll do anything, but how can I show you that I can...
我怎么能办到呢 I can change if you don't give me a second chance?
来吧 Come on.
你知道我不是坏人 You know I'm not a bad person.
我不知道 I do know that,
但我知道你不是好人 but I'm just not sure you're a good one, either.
我们把公司商标 And we integrated the corporate logo
和丛林般的背景融为一体 into the jungle background,
这不仅仅是产品的广告 creating not only an ad for the clothing,
也是公司的品牌广告 but for the company itself.
我不是很明白 I don't get it.
哪里不明白？ What, um, don't you get?
整个创意都让我头痛 The whole idea just kinda makes my head hurt.
只有我那么觉得？ Is it just me?
不 你是对的 这个很糟 No, nuh-unh. You're right. It stinks.
伙计们加油 回到绘图板上 Sorry, guys. Back to the drawing board.
我要去看球赛了 Well, I got tickets to a game.
妮娜 这里都交给你了 Nina, you do whatever you have to do to keep us afloat here.
好 You got it.
看来你们又要加班了 Looks like it's gonna be another late night at the office.
大家继续努力吧 谢谢 Nice work, everybody. Thank you.
你能把这种腔调收起来吗 妮娜？ Could you can the attitude, Nina?
对不起 你刚才说了什么？ I'm sorry. What did you just say?
你很没礼貌 太过份了 You're being rude. And it's totally out of line.
你知道我们做得多努力 You know how hard we all worked on this.
是啊 我知道 Yeah, I do.
妮娜 我代表这里所有人 Nina, I think I speak for everyone here
对你说 我们已经厌倦了你的刁难 when I say we are sick and tired of your abuse.
坦白的说 你应该向我们道歉 Frankly, you owe us an apology.
真的吗？ Is... is this true?
我会改 I mean, I would be mortified
如果我有什么过份的地方 if I thought that I'd hurt any of you.
如果你们中谁认为 If anybody feels like I owe them an apology,
我应该道歉 请说出来 please, speak up.
你？ 你？ You? You?
你？ You?
勒奈特 Gee, Lynette.
我想你弄错了 I guess you were mistaken.
好了 让我们重新来过好吗？ All right, let's recap, shall we?
可恶的案子 加班 而且没有道歉 Stinky pitch, workin' late, no apologies.
伙计们！我们说过 Guys! We talked about this.
碰到这种情况我们要团结起来 What happened to standing up for ourselves?
热松饼 谁要吗？ Hot muffins. Any takers?
不 斯图 这些人没资格吃东西 No, stu. These people don't deserve muffins.
你好 Hello?
你好 我是马克.马丁斯 Hello. My name is Mark Martinez.
我是地区监狱的守卫 I'm the assistant warden down at fairvew county jail.
能和索利斯夫人讲话吗 Is Mrs. Solis available?
我就是 Uh, yeah, this is her.
卡洛斯出什么事了吗 Did somethin' happen with Carlos?
今天早上7:43你的丈夫 At 7:43 this morning, your husband held
持枪对着警卫并越狱成功 two guards at gunpoint and successfully escaped.
什么？ He what?!
我假设你事先不知情 I take it you had no prior knowledge he had planned to do this?
当然不知道 他这个白痴 No, of course not. He's a moron!
我们有理由相信 We have every reason to believe
你丈夫会来找你 your husband may come to find you.
他持有武器 We believe him to be armed...
而且非常饥渴 And very, very horny.
什么？ What?
意外惊喜 宝贝 Surprise, baby.
我提前假释了 I got paroled early.
看到你太高兴了 It's so good to see you!
嗯 Mmm.
怎么回事？ What happened?
你知道教堂 Well, there's this church group
有帮助天主教犯人的团体 that helps out catholic prisoners. Mm-hmm.
他们帮了很大的忙 And they really, really stepped up for me.
怎么帮？ Well, what did they do?
他们去假释官那里游说 而且成功了 They lobbied the parole board and it worked.
我欠教皇一封感谢信 I guess I owe the pope a thank-you note.
别说了 脱衣服 Mnh-mnh. Less talking, more stripping.
啊 Ahh!
鲁迪饲料店 Prudy's feed store.
显然他是店主 Apparently, he owns the place.
打算怎么办？ How are you gonna do it? What do you mean?
我是说你怎么告诉她你是他女儿 I mean, how are you gonna tell him you're his daughter?
我没打算 Oh, I'm not.
朱莉 我出生前他就遗弃了我 Julie, the man abandoned me before I was born.
我不想和他有什么关系 I don't have a desire to have a relationship with him.
那我很奇怪我们在这里做什么 Okay, then I'm really confused why we're here spying on him.
看看他是什么样子 Well, I just wanna see what he's like
满足自己的好奇 也好不用老挂在心上 and satisfy my curiosity and get it out of my system.
给你 Well, here you go.
告诉查理 艾的森.鲁迪说 Now you tell Charlie that Addison prudy says
让他有空来转转 drop in some time.
我有点想他的那个难看杯子了 I miss that ugly mug of his around here.
我会的 I will.
我猜我知道你来买什么 I bet I know what you're here for.
是吗？ Oh?
你听说了赠品是吧 You heard about the giveaway.
这里有牛仔帽 Well, I got the cowboy hats right here.
哦 不 没关系 Oh, oh, no, that's okay.
你真的不用给我什么 You don't have to give me anything, really.
R放松 这是促销用品 elax. This is a promotional item.
我也不花钱拿来的 Didn't cost me a dime.
送给你了 There you go.
像照片里的一样漂亮 Pretty as a picture.
我有爸爸了 他很棒 I have a dad. He's great!
给了我一顶帽子 He gave me a hat.
喔 Wow.
最后的那段咬戏 That biting thing at the end...
嗯 Mm?
让我欲仙欲死 Totally blew my mind.
别告诉我是监狱里学来的 Please tell me you didn't learn that in prison.
当然不是 Yeah.
嘿 我们还没玩完呢 Wait. I'm not done with you yet.
给我十分钟吧 Just give me ten minutes, please.
你是怎么了 What is wrong with you?
做爱后就像是废物 You are totally useless after sex.
我知道 也许该去检查一下甲状腺 I know. I should probably get my thyroid checked out.
谁是 玛丽.伯纳德修女？ Who's sister Mary Bernard?
嘿 那是隐私 还我 Hey, those are private. Give me...
她是修女 好了吧？ She's this nun, okay?
在狱里她来看过我几次 She visited me in prison a couple times.
她是帮我提前释放的人之一 She's part of the group that got me early release.
我能拿回来了吗 Now can I please have them back?
当你每天和上帝相伴 "When you walk with god every day,
就会发现真理存在于脑海 "you learn that truth is understood in the mind
而信仰存在于心灵 but faith burns in the heart"?
你不知道狱里是什么样子 You don't know what it was like in there.
一天24小时待在8×10的小房间里 All right? 20 hours a day, 8x10 cell.
只有你和你的思想 Just you and your mind.
所以只是你的问题 So pretty much just you.
环境逼你重新审视一切 It forces you to rexamine everything.
一直以来我都不是个好人 I was a very bad person for a very long time,
现在我要改变 but now all that is gonna change
我在一条全新的道路上 because I'm on a new path.
新道路？ A new path?
我要过一种有道德的生活 I am going to live a virtuous life.
我会对你好 I wanna do right by you,
对妈妈好 by my mamá
还有对上帝好 and by my god.
在监狱里他们对你做了什么？ What the hell did they do to you in that prison?
这是我最后一把 然后我要走 为什么？ All right, this is my last hand, and then I gotta go. Already?
我有一个没完成的提案 I left a proposal on my desk at work.
今晚必须赶出来 I have to go over it tonight,
不然你们知道谁会要我的命 妮娜 or you-know-who is gonna have my head. Nina.
你的痛苦工作 You know, this gainful employment thing
已经开始影响我们的社交生活了 is really starting to cut into our social life.
只要你们谁愿意帮我养孩子我就不用工作 Well, if one of you would just agree to raise my kids,
有人愿意吗？ I wouldn't need a job. Any takers?
我想也没有 Ha ha. No, I didn't think so.
下注 Ante up.
说起放弃孩子的事 Speaking of child abandonment,
你怎么跟你父亲说 when are you gonna tell your father
他有一个被遗弃的中年女儿？ that he has a bouncing, middle-aged baby girl?
快了 我不想吓着他 我想慢慢来 Soon. I don't wanna ambush him. I'm gonna ease into it.
你怎么能说"嗨 我是你私生女"而不吓到他？ How do you ease into, "hi. I'm your illegitimate daughter"?
实际上他贴了招人的告示 Well, actually, there's a "help wanted" sign
所以我想去那里工作 in the window, so I was thinking about getting a job there.
这样他就能了解我 And you know, he would get to know me,
然后我就能知道他是不是喜欢我 我是不是喜欢他 and I'm sure he would like me and I would like him,
然后有一天他会说 and then one day, he'd say,
你是我女儿该多好啊 "you're like the daughter I never had,"
我就说 哈 被你说中了 and I'd say, "well, actually, now that you mention it..."
好吧 我先说 Okay, I'll go first.
这是我听过的最天方夜谈的计划 That is the most idiotic plan I've ever heard of.
为什么？ Why?
因为要他有这样的反应都取决于你的个性魅力 Because it all hinges on him responding to your personality.
面对现实把 你不那么讨人喜欢 And let's face it, you are an acquired taste.
伊迪 我相信苏姗的父亲会喜欢她 Edie, I am sure Susan's father will like her just fine.
谢谢 Thank you.
我想你最好不要抱太大希望 I just hope you don't expect too much from this relationship.
除了基因 你们之间可能没什么共同点 I mean, aside from D.N.A., you might find that you don't have that much in common.
我知道 但我会设法看看有没什么默契 I know, but I gotta find out if there's something there.
我一直希望能有个父亲 I've always wanted a dad.
没有父爱的确对我有影响 I mean, I know not having one affected me.
当然有影响 Well, of course it did.
每个人都需要一个强壮的父亲做榜样 Everyone needs a strong male role model.
不需要 我长得好好的 No, they don't.
我爸爸没给我任何影响 I grew up without a father, and it didn't affect me one bit.
伊迪你几岁时失去贞洁？ Edie, how old were you when you lost your virginity?
你们说的有道理 Point well taken.
嘿 Hey.
看看我在艾德的冰箱里发现了什么 Look what I found in Ed's fridge.
嗨 斯图 Hey, st...
还有 妮...娜 And Nina!
嗨 勒奈特 能单独聊聊吗 Hey, Lynette, can I see you for a sec?
当然 Sure.
(模仿妮娜不赞成发出的声音) Tsk, tsk, tsk.
和低层雇员做爱 Having sex with the support staff...
那可是大新闻 That's a big no-no.
艾德会为那种事炒人 Ed's been known to fire people for that sort of thing.
勒奈特 Lynette,
我知道我们有些分歧 I know that we've had our little differences.
但本质上 But at the core,
我相信我们都是好人 I believe that we're both good people,
都是聪明的女人 both smart women who are just trying to make it
在这个由男人主宰的荒唐世界里奋斗 in this vicious male-dominated jungle...
好吧 你想要什么 Okay, what do you want?
加薪?大点的办公室？ Do you want a raise? You want a better office?
我的要求很简单 My demands are simple.
只要你的态度好些 I want you to be nicer.
什么？ What?
不准再藐视 指责 No more belittling,
尖刻 berating,
的挖苦 rude sarcasm.
作为交换你对发生的事保持沉默？ And in exchange I get your silence?
是啊 很合算的买卖 你不觉得？ Yeah. Pretty sweet deal, don't you think?
好吧 Um...
我想可以 I'll see what I can do.
很好 就这样 Great. Okay.
还有我要你的停车位 And I'm gonna take your parking space.
恩？ Hmm?
我骗到你了 I kid the Nina.
你起得很早 You're up early.
我要去教堂 I'm going to mass.
啊？ Huh?
是啊 Yeah.
又不是星期天 But it's not even sunday.
这周每天都有可以做礼拜 They have mass every day of the week.
真的?他们几时那么做的？ Really? When did they start doing that?
那是玛丽.伯纳德修女 That's sister Mary Bernard.
看到我的圣经了吗 Did you see where I put my Bible?
干什么？ What?
我看到你的修女了 I saw your nun.
那又怎么样？ So?
她很性感 是个性感的修女 So she's hot. She's a hot nun.
你是在嫉妒吗？ You can't seriously be jealous.
你想告诉我你这种奇迹般的转变 You mean to tell me that this miraculous conversion of yours
这个站在外面的女人 has nothing to do with the fact
跟迷人无关？ that the woman standing outside is a knockout?
我就是这个意思 That's what I'm telling you.
你找谁？ Um, who are you here to see?
我是勒奈特.斯加沃 在这里工作 I'm Lynette Scavo. I work here.
你是谁？ Who are you?
帕德 今天是我第一天上班 Pat. It's my first day.
欢迎你 Oh. Well, welcome.
斯图怎么了？ What happened to stu?
你开除了斯图？ You fired stu?
哦 勒奈特 请进 Oh, Lynette, hey. Come on in.
不敢相信你心眼那么小 I can't believe you would sink so low.
我要去告诉艾德 I'm going to ed.
艾德知道 这是斯图的工作评估表 Ed knows. This is stu's employee evaluation file right here.
到处是叉 This thing is full of black marks.
少来妮娜 你我都知道你为什么要摆脱他 Come on, Nina. We both know why you got rid of him.
真幸运摆脱了他 Well, good luck proving it.
换一个完全无关的话题 Oh, and on a completely unrelated topic,
公司要开始人员裁减 there's going to be another round of firings coming down the pike.
艾德会听我的 Ed's been after me to trim the fat.
你在威胁我? 不 不 You threatening me? No, no. Unh-unh.
只是会由我来评估 It's just that it's gonna be my job
谁该留下 to evaluate those who are team players
谁该滚蛋 and those who are not.
只是削减开支 Just a little heads up.
我会试着态度好点 Just trying to be nice.
我不知道 你似乎大才小用了 I don't know. You seem kinda overqualified.
因为我上了大学？ Why, 'cause I went to college?
不 因为你读完了高中 No, because you finished high school.
我只是想改变一下生活 Well, I just wanna change my life,
当我还是小女孩时 and ever since I was a little girl,
我就喜欢马和户外生活 I've always liked horses and the outdoors,
我对饲料很着迷 and, well, I'm just fascinated with... feed.
我想可以让你试一试 Well, I suppose we could give you a try.
怎么？ What?
我鼻子上有脏东西？ Something on my nose?
不 我只是在看你的眼睛 Oh, no. Um, I was just looking at the color of your eyes.
是吗 You were?
是啊 和我眼睛的颜色一样 Yeah. They're just like mine.
很漂亮 They're... they're nice.
卡罗尔派你来试探我是不是？ Carol sent you to test me, didn't she?
什么？谁是卡罗尔？ What? Who's Carol?
你去跟我老婆说 You go back and tell my wife
既然私人侦探骗不过我 if a private detective couldn't fool me,
你也不能 well, you're not gonna either.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
我只是来找工作 像你这样的可爱女孩 I just came in to get a little... A cute little thing like you
走进这里 和我这样的老头调情 struts in here, flirts with an old codger like me...
你认为我有多笨？ How dumb do you think I am?
看看你 漂亮的头发 走路性感 Hey, look at you. Pretty hair. You got a sexy walk.
还有可爱的屁股 You got a tight little ass...
我是你女儿 Oh, I'm your daughter.
什么？ What?
在六十年代 Back in the '60s,
你和一个女人有短暂的关系 you had a brief... Relationship
一个年轻的女孩 索非亚.布拉曼 with a young girl, Sophia bremmer.
她怀孕生下了孩子 She got pregnant and had a baby,
那个孩子就是我 and that baby was me,
所以你是我父亲 which makes you my father.
嗨 Hi.
很抱歉鲁迪先生 Mr. Prudy, I'm sorry.
我不想这样突然出现 I didn't want to spring it on you like this.
你去哪里 Where are you going?
当我发现你活着 You see, when I found out you were alive
而且都住在同一个城市里 and that we both lived in the same city,
我只是想见见你 I just wanted to meet you.
鲁迪先生 Mr. Prudy?
鲁迪先生 Mr. Prudy.
你好 Hello?
喂 Hello?
我挂在了树上 医生说我会恢复很慢 And knock wood, the doctors say I'll keep improving
但一定会康复 slowly but surely.
那么你怎么样？ So how are you?
很好 见见朋友 Good, good. I'm seeing friends,
刚开始帮助青少年联盟 and I just started co-chairing
筹划一个慈善晚会 a charity event for the junior league,
还有我和乔治分手了 and, um, and I broke up with George.
真的吗？ Really?
顾范医生 你有真正治愈过病人吗 Dr. Goldfine, do you ever really cure people,
我是说如果他们已经疯了 I mean, even if they're really crazy?
我不大用那个词 I'm not a big fan of that word.
不管精神是否健全的人 People either have mental health or they don't.
当他们遇到问题 When they do have a problem,
我对待他们就像患了身体上的疾病 you treat them as if they had any other disease,
有时他们能好起来 and sometimes they get better.
当我和乔治分手时 Well, when I broke up with George,
我从他眼睛里看到一些东西 I saw something in his eyes.
是一些狠毒的东西 It was a kind of malevolence,
我觉得那不像 and it just didn't seem to me
是你可以治得好的东西 to be the sort of thing that you could cure.
我也不相信邪恶 大家都是普通人 I don't believe in evil either. We're all just people.
你不相信有坏人 How can you not believe in evil?
那个人无缘无故的把你从桥上扔了下去 A man just threw you off a bridge for no reason.
的确他不认识我 Exactly. He didn't know anything about me.
他只是骑着他的蓝色自行车 He just rode up on his little blue bike
后想伤害我 and tried to hurt me.
我该认为他是坏人吗? 不 他只是被什么困扰 Do I think he's wicked? No. He's disturbed.
他的问题可能只是体内化学物质失调 His problems probably stem from a chemical imbalance.
我相信只要有足够的时间和治疗我可以帮助他 I believe with enough time and treatment, I could help him.
你是说他骑蓝自行车？ Did you say a blue bike?
清咖啡？ Black?
恩 Mmm.
给 Great.
勒奈特 我得说 I gotta say, Lynette,
接到你的电话很意外 I was surprised to get your call.
我还以为你都没注意到我被开除了 I didn't even think you'd notice I was fired.
当然注意到了 你是我最喜欢的同事 Of course I noticed. You are one of my favorites.
我觉得开除你很不公平 And I thought it was really unfair how it all went down.
没什么不公平 我最近老是迟到 It wasn't that unfair. Iwaslate all those times,
还弄坏了复印机 and I broke the copier.
我还拿了很多文件夹 And I stole all those paper clips.
我想这不是原因 See, I don't think that's why you got fired.
真的?妮娜是这么说的 Really? That's what Nina said.
有流言说你和妮娜在... Word got out that you and Nina were...
有染？ Shagging?
很亲密 Being intimate.
妮娜开除你是为了不让艾德发现 And Nina fired you to keep ed from finding out.
你在开玩笑 You're kidding.
对她来说这么做是对的 And that wasn't right of her.
她不能和你乱来 She shouldn't have been having sex with you.
她是管理层的人 She's upper management.
可以说是性骚扰 Technically, it's sexual harassment.
但我是自愿的 我同意了 But I was into it. I consented.
斯图 你是打杂的 Stu, you're a... gofer.
你不能拒绝 You can't consent to anything.
我想你应该和艾德谈谈要回工作 So I think you should talk to ed about getting your job back.
他怎么会在乎呢 Why would he care?
他在乎 Oh, he'll care.
他不想你起诉他索赔几百万 He doesn't want you suing him for millions of dollars.
喔 Wow!
哈 Uh-huh.
妮娜会有麻烦吗 So would Nina get in trouble?
我不能骗你 Well, I'm not gonna lie to you.
她很有可能 There is a possibility she'd get a...
会被大骂一顿 Slap on the wrist.
所以 So...
你会考虑和艾德谈谈吗？ You'll think about talking to ed?
绝对会 Definitely.
护士告诉我你等在外面 The nurse told me you were waiting out there.
我只是想来看看你有没事 I just wanted to see if you were okay.
如果吓到你了我很抱歉 我心脏不好 Sorry if I spooked you. I've got a bad heart.
是家族遗传的所以你也得小心 It's genetic, so you might wanna get that checked.
哦 好的 Oh. Okay.
别误解我的意思 我希望你离开 Look, don't take this wrong, but I need you to clear out.
为什么?我才来 What? I just got here.
我妻子在来的路上 如果卡罗尔 My wife is on her way. The thing is, if Carol finds out
发现我有个私生女 I'e got an adult love child running around,
事情就麻烦了 that's gonna be the straw that breaks the camel's back.
我不止一次出轨了 I mean, it's not exactly the only time I've strayed.
有意思 Charming.
但相信我 最终见到你我还是很高兴 But believe me, it was nice to finally get to meet you.
你是个可爱的女人 You're a lovely woman.
你现在真的该走了 Hon, you really need to leave now.
苏姗 It's Susan.
我的名字是苏姗 My name is Susan.
不 我不能就这么走了 And, no, that's not good enough.
你看 我努力 Look, I'm...
使自己对这件事的态度温柔些 I'm trying really hard to be nice about this,
但你把我逼急了 but you're backing me into a corner.
我并不要你请我去你家过感恩节 It's not like I want an invitation to Thanksgiving.
我只是希望以后能和你偶尔喝喝咖啡吃个饭 I just wanna have coffee or lunch now and then.
我不能和你有什么联系 I can't start up something with you.
那对我妻子来说是不公平的 It wouldn't be fair to my wife.
有意思 Oh, that's funny.
你背者她和别的女人在一起 So all the times you were cheating on her,
没问题 和女儿吃顿饭 that was okay, but having lunch with your daughter...
就算出轨了？ That just crosses the line.
我只是希望有机会更了解你 I just want a chance to get to know you.
但我不想了解你 Well, I don't want to know you.
我已经有了家庭 I've already got a family.
当年你母亲和我有一个共识 Years ago, your mother and I came to an understanding.
我给她一大笔钱 I gave her a bunch of money,
她答应不声张 and she agreed to keep things quiet.
显然我没有被考虑进去 Well, I wasn't consulted on that little arrangement.
为我多年前的错误惩罚我是不公平的 I don't think it's fair to punish me for a mistake I made years ago.
你就这么想我？我是个错误？ Is that what you think of me? I'm a mistake?
你想听真话？是的 That's what you need to hear, yeah.
我就是那么想的 That's what I think.
哦 爱迪 Oh, addy!
爱迪 Addy! Oh!
你好吗？ Oh, are you okay?
我很好 宝贝 I'm good, baby.
孩子们在来的路上 The kids are on their way over.
嗨 我是卡罗尔 Hi. I'm... Carol.
你是？ You are...
你想告诉她吗还是我.... Do you wanna tell her, or should I?
我是你丈夫的守护天使 I'm your husband's guardian angel.
什么？ Excuse me?
我叫苏姗 My name's Susan.
我在买马饲料 I was buying some horse feed
当鲁迪先生心脏病发 倒在柜台上 when Mr. Prudy had an attack behind the counter.
我报了警并给他做了心肺急救术 I gave him c.P.R., called 9-1-1.
哦 谢谢你 Oh! Thank you.
谢谢你 Thank you.
不敢相信没有你会发生什么 Oh. When I think what... What could have happened...
我要走了 Well, I'm gonna get out of here.
鲁迪先生 我要祝你 Mr. Prudy, I want you to hurry up
早日康复 and get back on your feet.
我不会罢休 I'm not giving up.
下周我会来店里 I'm gonna be back in the store next week.
我还没买马饲料呢 I never got that darn horse feed.
我会帮你准备好的 I guess I'll put a bag aside for you.
你会的 You do that.
布里是我 Bree, it's me.
警察在我家搜查我的东西 The police are at my house. They're going through my stuff.
这是怎么回事？ What the hell is going on?
我知道你在 快接电话 Look, I know you're there. Pick up!
这和你有关吗？ Did you have anything to do with this?
布里？布里！ Bree? Bree!
乔治 我知道你对顾范医生做了什么 George, I know what you did to Dr. Goldfine,
现在我也知道你有多变态 and I can see now just how sick you really are,
自首吧 so please just turn yourself in,
那样你才能得到帮助 and that way you can get the help you really need.
乔治 George?
怎么了？ What's going on?
我请了性感的玛丽修女来吃饭 Oh, I invited sister Mary hotpants over for lunch.
什么？ What?
你说她触到了你的灵魂 You said she touched your soul,
我只想弄清她的手是不是干净 so I just want to make sure her hands are clean.
那么 玛丽修女 告诉我 So, sister Mary, tell me,
在监狱里见犯人是什么感觉 what's it like meeting men in prison?
你帮所有人减刑 还是因为卡洛斯特别？ Do you bond with all convicts, or was Carlos just special?
当然 卡洛斯很特殊 Well, of course, Carlos is special,
但我们教会在很多监狱 but our mission does a ton of Evangelical work
做忏悔工作 with several prisons.
我明白了 Oh, I get it.
今天的罪恶是明天的皈依 Sort of like, today's convict is tomorrow's convert.
有点像那样但我做的更多的是慈善募款工作 Something like that, but mostly I do charity work.
你们有捐助过什么吗？ Are you two involved in any charities?
显然 没有 Currently? No.
但我们应该那么做 让我们面对现实加布丽尔 But we should be. I mean, let's face it, Gaby.
买东西并不能让我们更幸福 Buying more stuff isn't gonna make our lives any better.
是啊 Exactly.
钱买不到幸福 Money can't buy happiness.
当然可以买到 Well, sure it can. That's just a lie
这只是骗穷人的鬼话 让他们不暴动 加布丽尔 we tell poor people to keep 'em from rioting. Gaby!
只是说笑的 轻松点 It's a joke. Lighten up.
你能相信吗 Can you believe this?
我娶的女人那么自私 I'm married to a woman so selfish,
她拿整个慈善的观念 来开玩笑 she makes fun of the entire concept of charity.
你是个伪君子 You are a hypocrite.
你买跑车的钱够为每个 The money you spent to buy your sports car
厄瓜多尔的农民造一座泥棚屋 could buy a mud hut for every peasant in Ecuador.
你说得对 Okay, you're right.
你说得对 但我进步了 从现在开始 But I'm evolving, starting right now.
我愿意把我的车捐给你 Sister, I would like to donate my car to your mission.
什么？ What?
卡洛斯 你确定吗? 当然 Carlos, are you sure? Absolutely.
加布丽尔和我不需要两辆车 我们可以共用一辆 Gabrielle and I don't need two cars. We can share one.
共用?如果你在用车而我要去购物？ Share? What if you have the car, and I need to go shopping?
我们也要减少购物 We're gonna cut back on shopping, too.
好吧我们都应该冷静一点 Okay, I think we should all just calm down a little bit.
我现在就把车子的产权证明拿给你 I'm gonna get you that pink slip right now.
卡洛斯 我决定了 Carlos... We're doing this.
我要去...喝点酒 I have to... ahem. Uh, here have some of this.
没人会知道 No one needs to know.
别费力了 你说服不了我 Don't even bother. You're not talking me out of this.
我不想说服你做任何事 I'm not here to talk you out of anything.
到这个抽屉找找 Check in this drawer.
卡洛斯我为我刚才的行为道歉 Carlos, I wanna apologize for the way I've been acting.
我是说你在改变生活方式 I mean, here you are trying to turn your life around,
而我却毫无理由的吃醋嫉妒 and all I can think about are my stupid jealousy issues.
让我们下楼去 Yeah, well, let's just get back down there.
我是认真的 对不起 No, I mean it. I'm sorry.
我也想成为更好的人 I wanna be a better person, too.
我厌倦做坏人了 I'm sick of being bad.
原谅我 Forgive me?
你不是一个坏人 You're not a bad person.
真的？ Really? Mmm!
当然不是 No, of course not.
你真好 That's so sweet.
我觉得现在我们很亲密 I feel so close to you right now.
加比 Gaby.
对不起 我猜我是个坏人 I'm sorry. Guess iambad.
但楼下有一个修女 Look, we got a nun downstairs.
她只要等五分钟 你要给她一辆车 She can wait five minutes. We're giving her a car.
喔 Ohh!
帕特 出什么事了？ Hey, pat, what's going on?
我不清楚 I'm not sure.
艾德不停叫人进他的办公室 Ed keeps calling people into his office.
我想有人要被开除了 I think people are getting fired.
勒奈特 Lynette.
好 Yeah.
勒奈特 Lynette...
妮娜被开除了 你接替她 Nina's out. You're in.
你是新的客户经理 You are our new V.P. Of accounts.
我？ I... am?
我刚开除她 I just gave her the ax,
还有其它很多人 为什么?出什么事了？ along with a bunch of other people. Why? What happened?
斯图以性骚扰起诉了公司 Our old pal stu just filed a sexual harassment suit against the company.
他做了什么？ He did what?
他雇的好律师威胁说要在法庭见分晓 He fired a fancy lawyer who threatened to go to the press.
我没有选择只能给他钱 I had no choice but to pay him off.
他有一段和妮娜在一起的录像 He had a video of him and Nina together.
我知道为什么开除妮娜 Okay. I... get Nina,
但为什么解雇其它人？ but why are you firing everybody else?
斯图把公司榨干了 Stu's taking us to the cleaners.
如果不紧缩人员 If I don't cut back on staff,
下个月就发不出薪水了 the next round of paychecks are gonna bounce.
哦 天啊 我很难过 Oh, god, ed. I am so sorry.
这不是你的错 我们能渡过难关 Well, it's not your fault. We'll get through this.
你和我 一起 You and me together.
你能去一下设计部吗？ Oh, can you run down to the art department?
杰夫和伊丽莎白被开除了 Someone's gotta can Jeff and Elizabeth.
当然 我去处理一下 Yeah. Sure. I'm gonna go and take care of that.
嘿 祝贺你 Hey. Congratulations.
这个 不是我想要的结果 This... Is not what I wanted.
我只是希望你能宽容一些 I just wanted you to be nicer.
知道吗 我曾经很宽容 You know what? I used to be nice.
我们的老板 不 你的老板 But our boss... I'm sorry.Yourboss...
既无能又自私 Is incompetent and selfish
而且目光短浅 and has the attention span of a poodle.
一开始这里只有我一个人努力让这个地方 I mean, from day one, I have been the only one around here
正常运转不被他弄垮 keeping this place from crumbling down around his stupid ears.
妮娜 算了吧 Oh, Nina, come on.
我说的是实话 This is the truth here.
宽容是我早就放弃的一种奢侈 Nice is a luxury that I gave up
还有假期 感情 along with vacations and relationships
和在家用餐 and eating at home.
这份工作会把你吸干 This job sucks you dry.
你可以跟你的四个孩子吻别了 So you better kiss those four little kiddies of yours good-bye
因为你要开始适应 because you have just adopted
没有孩子的生活 the neediest little child in the world.
给 Here.
你比我更需要 You're gonna need this more than I do.
嗨 Hi.
卡洛斯一会就下来 Carlos will be down in a little while.
我们有一次很激烈的谈话 We had an intense talk.
他在休息 He's resting.
我听说过你们的那种谈话 Yeah, I overheard some of your... talk.
抱歉 他像动物一样 Sorry. He's such an animal.
既然还有一些时间 But since we have a couple of minutes,
我们为什么不谈谈 why don't we, uh, chat?
我没有不尊重你的意思 Look, I don't mean any disrespect.
只是卡洛斯现在回来了 It's just, now that Carlos is home,
我们可以过以前的生活 we need to get back on our routine,
但如果他经常去教堂或义卖 and we can't do that if he keeps running off to church
我们就做不到了 and charity bake sales.
我们需要自己的时间 明白我意思吗 We need "us" time. Do you know what I mean?
我明白 I do.
哦 真好 真好 Oh, good. Good.
那样对我们的婚姻真的会有帮助 So it would really help our marriage
只要你能离卡洛斯远一点 好吗 if you just backed off for awhile, okay?
不 No.
啊？ Huh?
我说没门 I said no.
我知道你说了什么 我奇怪你为什么这么说 I know what you said. I'm wondering why you said it.
卡洛斯就像是未经加工的钻石 Carlos is a diamond in the rough,
虽然有缺点 a flawed man to be sure,
但他在绝望地寻找信仰 but someone who is desperately searching for something to believe in.
为了满足你无穷的欲望 他触犯了法律 To satisfy your materialism, he ended up breaking the law.
因为你的外遇 他被控故意伤害 To deal with your adultery, he resorted to assault.
只要他和你在一起 As long as he's with you,
他就找不到自己真正寻找的东西 he will never find what he's looking for.
那他应该在娶我之前想清楚 Well, I guess he should have thought of that before he married me.
有的婚姻应该结束 Some marriages are meant to be annulled.
你这样也算是修女？ What the hell kind of nun are you?
如果你想插在我和我丈夫之间 Look, if you try to come between me and my husband,
我会把你打在地上 我在芝加哥南部长大 I will take you down. I grew up on the south side of Chicago.
如果想威胁我 If you wanna threaten me,
你还得加油 you're gonna have to do a lot better than that.
听我说 婊子 You listen to me, you little bitch.
和我斗是没有好下场的 You do not want to start a war with me.
上帝在我这边 Well, I have god on my side.
来吧 Bring it on.
是您要客房服务吗？ You called for a bellman?
楼下有一个慈善晚会 There's a charity dinner taking place downstairs.
我的朋友布里.范-德-坎普是主办者之一 My friend Bree Van De Kamp is one of the co-chairs.
把这个给她然后走开 Give her this note and walk away.
如果她坐电梯上来 给我电话 If she comes up in the elevator, call me.
如果你能办得好 You think you can do that?
当然 先生 Yes, sir.
打扰女士 Excuse me, ma'am?
是 Yes.
有人让我把这个给你 I was asked to give this to you.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
大意:如果你认为我是个坏人 我宁愿去死 我最后的要求希望你能和我道别
我是巴顿 Barton.
巴顿探长 我是布里.范-德-坎普 Hello, detective barton. This is Bree Van De Kamp.
我想和你谈谈乔治.威廉姆斯的事 我刚想打电话给你 I need to talk to you about George Williams. Yeah, I was just getting ready to call you,
范-德-坎普夫人 Mrs. Van De Kamp.
我的人在搜查他的房子 My men are at his house right now,
他们发现一些证据 说明 and they've uncovered evidence that suggests.
威廉姆斯是杀死你丈夫的凶手 Mr. Williams was responsible for your husband's death.
什么？ What?
我们发现了莱克斯的药瓶 Yeah, we found Rex's prescription bottles
和混了钾的药片 and doctored potassium pills
还有一些令人担忧的日记 as well as some disturbing diary entries.
范-德-坎普夫人？ Mrs. Van De Kamp?
先生 Hello, sir.
是的 她上来了 Yes. She's, uh, on her way up.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
她爱我 She loves me.
她不爱我 She loves me not.
她爱我 She loves me.
她不爱我 She loves me not.
她爱我 She loves me.
接线员 真尴尬 Operator, this is a bit embarrassing,
我吃... but I've...
我吃错了药 I've swallowed some pills by mistake.
我想你应该叫救护车 I think you need to call an ambulance.
恩 Uh, uh, uh, they were...
只是维生素 They were just vitamins.
没事了 See? False alarm. I'm fine.
门开着 Door's open.
嘿 Hey.
你在想什么?吃那些药 What were you thinking, taking the pills?
我没有伤害顾范医生 I didn't hurt Dr. Goldfine.
而你认为 And for you to...
是我干的 Think me capable of...
那种 That sort of...
坏事 Violence...
乔治 George.
抱歉 是药的关系 I'm sorry. It's the pills.
为什么要告诉我这些 Why are you telling me this?
因为也许我还不该死 Because maybe I don't have to die.
如果你仍然能支持我 我可以去自首 I could face the police knowing that you would be there for me...
如果你还做我的朋友 That you'd stay my friend.
那我还有活下去的理由 Then I'll have something to live for.
我会叫救护车然后给你洗胃 And then we'll call an ambulance and they'll pump your stomach.
好 Yes.
我想帮你 I want to help you,
但帮你之前 我先得原谅你 but in order to do that, I need to forgive you,
除非你承认你所做的 否则我不会原谅你 and... I can't do that until you admit what you've done.
我没有伤害顾范医生 I didn't push goldfine.
不 是你 Yes, you did.
但我不是说他 But that's not what I'm talking about.
你杀了莱克斯 You killed Rex.
但我知道不全是你的错 But I know it wasn't totally your fault
因为你精神有问题 because you're not well.
如果你对我诚实 So if you'll just be honest with me,
我就能原谅你 I can forgive you.
那会是我最艰难的决定 It'll be the hardest thing I've ever done,
但我会原谅你 but I'll do it.
你必须告诉我真相 But you have to... you have to tell me the truth.
看 我现在快死了 Look, I'm in trouble here.
你得打电话求助 We need to call someone.
除非你承认自己犯下的罪行 Not until you admit what you've done.
我爱你 I love you.
我所做的都是为了你 Anything I may have done, I did for you.
因为你希望我这么做 Because you wanted me to.
你自己最清楚 You know you did.
我们得叫救护车 We need to call the ambulance.
你睡着时我叫了 I... called them while you were asleep.
他们在路上 They're already on their way.
区分谁好谁坏 It's not always that easy to distinguish
永远都很困难 the good guys from the bad guys.
罪人能让你吃惊 Sinners can surprise you.
圣徒也一样 And the same is true for saints.
为什么我们要简单的把人定义成好或坏？ Why do we try to define people as simply good or simply evil?
因为没人愿意承认善良和罪恶 Because no one wants to admit that compassion and cruelty
共存于心灵 can live side by side in one heart...
任何人都可以做任何事 And that anyone is capable of anything.