前情回顾 Previously on...
没有收养中介再愿意接待我们 But no adoption agency's gonna touch us now.
卡洛斯 总有办法弄到孩子 20000块 There are ways to get babies, Carlos. $20,000.
态度决定一切 我爱你 Wheels were put inmotion... I love you.
谢谢你 Aw, thank you.
我爱麦克 I love Mike.
真情不经意间流露 到底谁是麦克？ True emotions wererevealed... Who the hell is Mike?
人言可畏 安德鲁 Perception is reality, Andrew.
我叫布里 我是个酒鬼 My name is Bree, and I am an alcoholic.
自欺欺人变成了一种生活习惯 And false pretenses became a way of life.
加布丽尔一直是苛刻的顾客 Gabrielle solis had always been a demanding shopper.
快来 卡洛斯 他们来了 Carlos, come on! They're here!
不管买什么 And whatever the purchase,
她总希望买到最好的 she always expected the very best.
不管是巴黎寄来的香水 Whether it was exotic perfume shipped over from Paris...
米兰产的时尚长袍 A high fashion gown straight from a runway in Milan...
还是曼哈顿的品牌女鞋 Or designer shoes flown in from Manhattan,
但是这天 but on this day,
她的期望受到了打击 her expectations were going to be put to the test.
你们知道加布丽尔想买个孩子 You see, Gabrielle was now shopping for a baby,
但制造者 and there was a problem...
却是个问题 With the manufacturer.
我只是希望把孩子交给 Mostly, I just wanna feel like I'm giving my baby
能成为负责父母的人 to people who have what it takes to be really great parents.
你会发现 Well, you won't find another couple
没人比我们更爱孩子了 with more love for a child.
是吗 亲爱的? 亲爱的？ Isn't that right, honey? Honey?
对 对 很爱孩子 Right. Right, uh, lots of love.
能和你单独谈一下吗？ Honey, can I talk to you for a second?
好 Yeah.
听着 我们得再找一个孩子 Okay. Okay, look, we have to find another mother.
为什么? 不是很容易但我还是得说 Why? Okay, this isn't easy to say, so I'm just gonna say it,
但你有仔细看过她吗? 哦 老天 but have you taken a good look at her? Oh, my god.
你是想说不要她的孩子 Are you trying to say that you don't want deana's baby
就因为她长得很普通？ because she's plain? No, plain I can handle.
普通没什么 卡洛斯 可自从那个女人走进我们的房间 Carlos, since that woman has walked into our house,
时间仿佛都凝固了 the clocks have stopped working.
没人能预测孩子长得像什么样子 No one can predict what a child is gonna look like.
她的孩子可能会赢得选美比赛 For all you know, her kid could end up winning beauty contests.
靠她的基因？ Withherd.n.a.,
那孩子唯一可能赢的就是怪胎展 the only thing that kid's gonna be winning is best in show.
卡洛斯 很抱歉 但我想要个漂亮的孩子 Look, Carlos, I am sorry, but I want a pretty baby,
让我们再找个母亲 我不会让你 so let's find another mother. Mnh-mnh. I'm not gonna let
肤浅的想法毁了这件事 your shallow obsession with looks screw this up.
我只想要个孩子 随便什么孩子 I want a child... any child.
好吧 记住在几天里 Fine. Just know that in a couple of days,
那个东西会生下来 when that thing is born,
你得抱着 and you're gonna have to cuddle and snuggle up
那样一张脸 with something withthatface on it,
到时别对我哭 don't come crying to me.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我们讲到哪了？ Now where were we?
刚谈到收养条件 We were just talking about the custody arrangement
丹纳一生下孩子 once deana gives birth.
通常母亲 It's usually best that the mother
都不会看到自己的孩子 doesn't see the child at all.
当医生完成健康检查 So as soon as the doctors finish giving their initial checkup...
♪♪♪
孩子就是你们的了 The baby will be handed over to you.
是啊 加布丽尔总是个挑剔的顾客 Yes, Gabrielle had always been a demanding shopper.
抱歉 Sorry.
因为她知道有些东西 Because she knew there are some purchases...
是不能退货的 That can't be returned.
♪♪♪
第二天早上六点十分 At 6:10 the next morning,
丹娜早产了 deana pruse went into premature labor
生下了一个非常 and gave birth to what would eventually be
漂亮的男孩 an incredibly attractive baby boy.
在十一点四十三 汉森.米尔医生剪断了脐带 At 11:43, Dr. Hanson mills cut the umbilical cord,
把母亲和孩子永远分离 forever separating mother and child.
几乎在同一时间 At that exact same moment,
罗恩.麦克格雷迪医生走进苏姗的病房 Dr. Ron mccready entered the private room of Susan Mayer
想结束他们的关系 with every intention of severingtheirconnection.
你好 感觉怎么样？ Hey there. How's it goin'?
很好 就能出院了 Great. I'm about to be released.
真糟糕 麦克是谁？ Oh, that's terrific. Who's Mike?
我... I...
为什么问？ Why do you ask?
不知道 没理由 I don't know. No reason.
只是 Ah, it's just, um...
在手术前 Just before the operation,
就在你失去知觉前 我说我爱你 just before you went under, I said, "I love you,"
然后你说 我爱麦克 and you said, "I love Mike."
我说了？ I did?
所以我手术结束后都没来看我？ Oh, is that why you haven't been in to see me since my surgery?
回答我问题 Answer the question.
我甚至不认识麦克 I don't even know a Mike.
每个人都认识个麦克 是啊 每个人都认识个麦克 Everyone knows a Mike. Yes, everyone does know a Mike.
你说得对 我大学里是有个麦克 Actually, you're right. I did know a Mike in college.
我们一起演过话剧 演得不好 We did this play together, "pippin." It wasn't very good.
但我从来没有想过他 所以你不能指责我 Anyways, I never thought of him, so you shouldn't be accusing me.
我可能只是产生幻觉了 I was probably just hallucinating.
好吧 好吧 Fine, fine.
那和你结婚的那个人是谁？ So... who's the guy you're married to?
该死的护士！ Damn that nurse hisel!
或者我该说 你傍上的人是谁？ Or should I say, "who's the guy you're cheating on?"
好吧 我是和前夫复婚了 Okay, yes, I did remarry my ex,
但只是因为他有很好的医疗保险 but it was only because he has great health insurance.
那个长舌妇没告诉你？ Did miss blabbermouth tell you that, too?
你是承认保险诈骗? 法律上是这样 You... you committed insurance fraud? Only in the legal sense.
我不告诉你只是想保护你 And I just didn't tell you because I wanted to protect you.
苏姗 好吧 知道吗？ Susan... okay, you know what?
你只需要来吃晚餐 见见卡尔 You should come over to dinner and meet Karl, and you can see
你就会发现我们之间什么都没有 that there is absolutely nothing between us.
那么说你一康复 So wait, once you're fully recovered
就会和他离婚？ you're gonna divorce him?
是啊 是这么打算 我发誓 Oh, yeah, that's the plan. I swear.
你发誓没爱着某个叫麦克的人？ And you swear that you're not in love with anyone named Mike?
当然 Sure.
好 Okay.
来这儿 Come here.
我相信你 I believe you.
第二天早上我醒在一条小巷里 Next morning, I woke up in an alley.
钱包不见了 My wallet had been stolen.
躺在自己的呕吐物里 I was lying in a pool of my own vomit.
那时我决心戒酒 That's when I knew I'd hit rock bottom.
好吧 下一个是谁？ Okay, who's next?
布里 Bree.
哦 我不可能说得更精彩 Oh! Um, I couldn't possibly top that.
还是谢谢你 Thank you, though.
在来这个聚会之前 Hi. Before coming to these meetings,
我从不知道瘾君子们会这么乱 I never realized how messy substance abusers can be.
我们通常把面包圈 We usually leave the doughnut crumbs
留给后面的暴食症团体 for the overeaters anonymous group that meets after us.
只是为了干扰他们 You know, just to mess with 'em.
真坏 You're awful.
告诉我 布里 你多久没碰酒了？ So... tell me, Bree, how long have you been sober?
哦 Gosh, um...
我不是很肯定 I'm not exactly sure.
哦 有人还在喝酒吗？ Oh. Is somebody still drinking?
为什么你那么说？ Now why would you say that?
没见过一个嗜酒的人 I've never met an alcoholic yet
不知道自己有多久没喝酒了 who didn't know exactly how long it'd been since his last drink.
好吧 你抓住我了 Okay, you got me.
我不真是个酒鬼 I'm not really an alcoholic.
不相信 You don't say.
是真的 我来这只是为了我儿子 It's true. I'm coming here because of my son.
他试图把我送上法庭 You see, he's... he's trying to take me to court to become
试图独立生活 为此他打算对法官撒谎 an emancipated minor, and he's planning on lying to the judge
告诉他们我是个可怕的怨妇 and telling him that I am some sort of dreadful lush.
所以我参加这种聚会 So I'm coming to these meetings to give the impression
证明我在改变 但你并不需要改变 that I have changed. But you don't really need to change
你没有酗酒的问题 because you don't have a problem with alcohol.
当然 Exactly.
告诉你 I'll tell you what...
这是我的名片 Here's my card.
如果你真的有酗酒的麻烦 And if you ever dohave a problem
或者想找人谈谈 给我打电话 好吗？ or you just feel like talking, give me a call, okay?
我知道你以为我在骗自己 I know you think I'm kidding myself,
但我没有 but I'm not.
我和你们不一样 I'm nothing like you people.
我没有强迫症人格 I just don't have a compulsive personality.
哈 Hmm.
镇上都在传你在金姆公司不开心 Word is out all over town that you're unhappy at zimms,
为什么不跳槽来我们这儿？ so why not jump ship and come to parcher & Murphy?
我发誓 维罗尼卡你适合这里 I swear, Veronica, you would fit in so well here.
我是需要做些改变 勒奈特 I do need to make a change, Lynette,
但你们给的薪水 but the money you're offering...
是啊 很糟 但有别的奖赏 Yeah, it sucks, but there are other perks...
高额报销 单独办公室 我不知道 The expense account, the corner office... I don't know.
你得给我点时间考虑 You're just gonna have to give me some time to think about it.
当然 当然 你的诀窍是什么？ Fair enough, fair enough. Okay, what is your secret?
你怎么可以那样吃还保持身材 How can you eat like that and keep your figure?
是母乳喂养 需要很多热量 It's the breast-feeding. It burns so many calories.
就像要把你的胸挤干 It's like having a treadmill strapped to your chest.
我不知道你有孩子 I didn't know you had a child.
我儿子叫多诺万 他是我最重要的人 Yes, my son Donovan. He's the love of my life.
真的?维罗尼卡？ Really, Veronica?
我刚想起另外一个福利 Well, you know, there's another perk that I just thought of.
哦 天啊 太棒了 Oh, my gosh, this is fantastic!
金姆公司没有托儿所 They don't have day care at zimms.
怎么能没有？ How can they not?
像你我这样的工作母亲 这很必要 For working parents like you and me, it's a necessity.
那这事定了？ So is the pot getting sweeter?
我用母乳喂养孩子这里的人不会不会有意见？ Would people here be cool about my breast-feeding Donovan?
原来公司的人对这件事很紧张 The guys at zimms were real jerks about that.
帕奇墨菲公司很欢迎母亲 Parcher & Murphy is completely mother-friendly.
没人会有意见 No one would say a word.
哦！ Oh!
管他呢 我加入了！ What the heck, I'm in.
真的？ Yeah? Well, that's fantastic!
哦 天啊 那是谁的孩子？ Oh, my god, whose kids are those?
完全没想法 I have absolutely no idea.
让我们讨论一下细节 好的 Let's go hammer out the details. Okay.
哦 Mm. Ooh.
不可能我们只有这些选择 比尔先生 These can't be our only choices, Mr. Beale.
我是说 看看 I mean, comeon.
一个比一个丑 Each girl is uglier than the next.
听着找一个漂亮的怀孕女人 Look, finding a gorgeous pregnant woman who's willing
愿意把孩子交给有犯罪记录的人 to give her baby to a couple with a criminal record
可不像在公园散步那么简单 我不在乎在哪里散步 isn't exactly a walk in the park. I don't care if it's a walk in the sewer.
我们可把一大笔钱存进你的帐户 We are hemorrhaging money into your bank account,
我要看到结果 你要知道 索利斯夫人 and I expect to see results. You know, Mrs. Solis,
用蜜糖引来的只有苍蝇 you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
如果我想要苍蝇 If I wanted to catch flies,
只要随便挑一个这里的女孩 all I would have to do is call up one of these girls.
相信我 苍蝇会自己上门(指他们丑) Trust me, the flies would follow.
抱歉先生 有一个叫利比.柯林斯的找你 Excuse me, sir, there's a Libby Collins here for you.
马上来 我邀请了一个 I'll be right out there. Uh, I took the Liberty
女孩来见你们 of inviting this girl down here to meet you.
不敢说她完美 Now I wouldn't exactly say she's aqualityhuman being,
但的确很漂亮 but she is attractive.
如果你们不要她 我就无计可施了 If you don't respond to her, I'm afraid I'm out of ideas.
如果你再那么挑剔 He's going to dump us as clients
他就不帮我们了 if you don't stop being so damn picky.
那张脸我们要看 We're gonna have to stare at this face
至少18年 for the next 18 years.
现在可不是随便妥协的时候 I don't think now is the time to skimp on quality.
加布丽尔 卡洛斯 Gabrielle, Carlos...
见见利比 I'd like you to meet Libby.
这个还差不多 Well, now, this I can work with.
怀上身孕 So getting pregnant
是我这辈子最糟的事情 was the worst thing that could've ever happened to me,
开始负债 而且不能表演 'cause I went into debt and I had to stop performing.
利比是脱衣舞俱乐部的钢管舞娘 Libby's a pole dancer in a strip club.
哦 Oh!
哇 听上去是很有意思的工作 Wow, that... that sounds like interesting work.
你们这样想 但这是青春饭 You'd think so, but it gets old quickly.
我的梦想是成为舞蹈指导 My big dream is to become a choreographer.
真的? 是啊 我编过一出 Really? Yeah. I made up this one move.
叫作"毒蛇之吻" It's called "the serpent's tongue,"
俱乐部所有的女孩都在排演 非常酷 and all the girls at the club are doing it now. It's so cool.
如果有根钢管我能表演给你看 If I had a pole I could show you.
我们会去俱乐部看的 Well, we'll have to go down to the club and check that out.
抽一晚时间 是啊 会去的 We'll make a night of it. Yeah, we'll do that.
利比 孩子的父亲是谁？ So, Libby, who's the father?
说实话 我不知道 Honesty, I don't know.
来俱乐部有很多男人 I mean, there's a lot of guys who come into the club,
都请我喝酒 and they all buy me drinks,
有时候我对他们太友善了 and sometimes I get a little bit more friendly than I intend to.
希望你们别认为我是个荡妇 I hope you don't think I'm a slut.
不 No!
不不 我们只是震住了 No. No, actually, all we think about
当看到你是那么漂亮 when we look at you is how pretty you are.
该谈的已经谈了 Well, I've heard enough, Mr. Beale.
如果利比像我们喜欢她一样喜欢我们 If Libby here likes us as much as much as we like her,
那么就开始谈收养她孩子的事情吧 we should just go ahead and move to adopt her baby girl.
首先该谈谈我能拿到多少钱 First, we should probably talk about how much money I want.
哇 哇 哇 哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
没有人在这里买孩子 这是违法的 Nobody's buying a baby here. That's illegal.
绝对没有什么金钱交易 Money can never exchange hands.
利比 你可以列一下需要的花销 Libby, you'll make a list of your expenses,
索利斯夫妇会为你支付 and the solises here will pay.
哦 他们能给我礼物吗？ Oh, but can't they also buy me gifts?
我认识个女孩放弃了孩子得到了辆哈雷 I knew this one girl who gave up her baby, and she got a Harley.
我们也许支付不起一个 Well, I don't know that we can afford a Harley, but I'm sure
但一定会用其它方式表达感激之情 we'll find some way to express our gratitude.
好 Okay.
随便 Whatever.
我的午休时间到了 Well, my lunch break is over,
得回俱乐部去 so I have to get back to the club.
等我生下孩子一切就正常了 Till I get rid of this kid, they got me slinging drinks.
见到你们很高兴 索勒斯（同没心肝）先生夫人 It was really nice to meet you, Mr. and mrs.Soulless.
是索利斯 Oh, it's actually pronouncedsolis.
抱歉 Sorry.
这是哪里的名字？ So what kind of name is that?
墨西哥 Uh, it's Mexican.
我们俩祖籍都是瓜达拉哈拉 Both our families come from Guadalajara.
我还以为你们是意大利人 Huh. I figured you were Italian.
不是 拉丁美洲人 我们很自豪 Nope. Latino. Proud of it.
很好 Good for you.
哇 她真漂亮 Wow, she's... gorgeous.
我的小女孩会继承好的基因 Yeah. My little girl's gonna inherit some wonderful genes.
利比的头发是原色吗？ Is this Libby's real hair color?
对 都是天生的 Yes, it's all natural,
从漂亮的牙齿到C罩杯的胸部 from her straight teeth to her "c" cup.
我知道她协调性很好因为是脱衣舞娘 And I know she's athletic because she's a pole dancer,
也希望这点 so I really hope
小女儿也能继承 that my little girl inherits that as well.
是运动基因 不是钢管舞基因 No, the athletic gene, not the pole dancing gene.
苏姗 宝贝 Susie, baby?
接到你的电话 过来看看 Oh, I got your call, uh... I thought I'd stop by.
没注意到你有朋友 嗨 女士们 I didn't realize you had company. Hello, ladies.
就一会 推我走 Um, we'll just be a second. Just wheel me.
马上回来 Be right back.
一小会 Just be a second.
他叫她宝贝？ Did he just call her "baby"?
是啊 他们几时停止仇恨的？ Yeah. When did they stop hating each other?
我要你明天晚上躲开伊迪 I need you to ditch Edie tomorrow night
和我跟罗恩医生共尽晚餐 and have dinner with Dr. Ron and me.
为什么我要那么做？ Now why would I do that?
首先 你勾搭上了秘书 Well, for starters, because you banged your secretary,
这辈子你都欠我 and you owe me for the rest of your life.
我会带酒来 I'll bring the wine.
知道吗 麦克出现之前 Well, you know, before Mike came along,
我一直以为他们会和好 为什么？ I always just assumed they'd get back together. Why?
我以为他们恨之入骨 I thought they always annoyed the heck out of each other.
他们好的时候你还不认识他们 You didn't know them during the good times.
他们间有那么多火花和激情 I mean, there was such a spark between them, so much passion.
那么的快乐 They would always make each other laugh.
你真的告诉罗恩医生还爱着麦克？ You actually told Dr. Ron that you still love Mike?
你不能闭嘴？糟透了 当时不清醒 Okay, will you shut up? It's not funny. I was drugged.
是啊 抱歉 抱歉 Right. Sorry, sorry.
那你怎么解释的？ So how'd you get out of that one?
我说谎告诉他我不认识什么麦克 I lied and I told him I didn't know a Mike.
我确定每个人都认识个把麦克 我知道 Everyone knows a Mike. I am aware of that.
为什么不..... 因为 So why didn't you just... Because I panicked, okay?
我很不安 罗恩医生手术后就没来看过我 Dr. Ron hadn't come in to see me since the operation
我没有安全感 and I was feeling insecure and...
说出实话 I just didn't feel like the truth
可不是好主意 was a luxury I could afford.
笑吧 想笑就笑吧 Yes, go ahead. You may resume laughing.
女士们 见到你们很高兴 明天见 Uh... Ladies, always a pleasure. And you, I'll see you tomorrow.
怎么？ What?
只是个草稿 This is just a preliminary sketch,
但明白我的意图吗？ but you see what I'm thinking of?
我喜欢 很喜欢 会印一份给艾德看 I love it. I just love it. Let get a copy to ed.
我得接电话 Oh, shoot, I gotta take this one.
抱歉 是汤姆 没关系 保姆带我儿子来了 I'm sorry. It's Tom. That's okay. My nanny is here with my son.
反正我得去喂他 太好了 慢慢来 I need to go feed him anyway. Perfect! Take your time.
嘿亲爱的 纽约怎么样？ Hey, honey. How's the big apple treating ya?
不错 那些客户喜欢你的提案吗？ Good. Did those, uh, snooty clients like your pitch?
那提案棒极了 Well, that's perfect.
太好了 Excellent.
呃 Uh-huh.
我得 Um, I'm...
我得走开一下...一会打回给你 I'm, um... I'm gonna have... I'm gonna call you back.
哦 上帝啊！ Oh, my god!
你好！ Hello there!
我想你的朋友也许喜欢点心 I thought you and your friend might like some snacks.
他是我的律师 我们的谈话收法律保护 He's my lawyer, and this is privileged communication,
所以出去 安德鲁 别那么没礼貌 so get out. Andrew, there's no need to be rude.
你想得真周到 范-德-坎普夫人 This is very kind of you, Mrs. Van De Kamp.
我还是很惊讶你会帮我的儿子 Well, I'm still appalled that you're helping my son
完成他荒唐的计划 with this ridiculous emancipation scheme,
但在我的房子里你就是客人 客人应该得到款待 but you are a guest in my house, and guests get sandwiches.
如果想让他放弃帮我 You know, if you'd let me go to his office, you wouldn't have
假装对他好是没用的 安德鲁 也许某个蠢法官 to pretend to be nice to him. Andrew, there may be a judge out there
会完成你的心愿 stupid enough to emancipate you,
但在那之前我还是有你的监护权 but until you find him, I retain all my parental rights,
其中之一就是教你好好做人 one of which is to ground your sorry behind until kingdom come.
伯曼尼先生 很高兴再次见到你 Mr. Bormanis, nice to see you again.
请别把食物弄到地毯上 And, um, please don't get crumbs on my carpet.
你得帮我离开这里 You have got to get me out of here.
她要把我逼疯了 That bitch is driving me crazy.
这个案子可不容易 This case is not a slam dunk.
她酗酒的毛病本来是我们的筹码 Her drinking was supposed to be our silver bullet,
但既然她开始戒酒 我们得想些别的办法 but since she joined a.A... We've gotta do something,
如果她赢了 我就没有自由 听我的建议 because if she wins, she's gonna own me. My advice?
说服她让你独立对她是最好的选择 Convince her it's in her best interest to let you go.
你不会希望上法庭 为什么？ You don't wanna see the inside of a courtroom. Why?
在这类案子里 外表决定一切 In family court, appearance means everything.
如果她是冷漠 醉醺醺的 If she came off abusive or stoned or even uncaring,
我们就很有利 we'd be in good shape.
但你母亲最擅长的 But if there's one thing your mom understands...
就是表演 It's presentation.
嗯 Mmm.
我能借50吗？ Can I borrow $50?
钱包里 Purse.
为什么要那么多钱？ Why do you want so much money?
我19岁了 有时要用钱 有必要向你汇报吗？ I'm 19. Sometimes I need money. Do I have to be interrogated?
如果问我拿 就得汇报 You do if you want a dime out of me.
干什么用的？ What's it for?
下礼拜丹妮尔生日 Danielle's having her birthday next week.
我只是想给她份体面的礼物 I just wanna be sure I can get her a decent present.
给她写首诗 不用钱 Write her a poem. It's free.
还有什么事？ Is there something else you want?
你以为我喜欢问你要钱？ Do you think I like to beg for money?
我问你要因为你不让我找工作！ I do this because you won't let me get a job.
照顾你的兄弟要很多时间 Looking after your brother isa full-time job
为了我们两个 你明白 去他的 for both of us, and you know that. Well, screw him!
马修! 不 我是认真的 Matthew! No, I'm serious, mom, because we have both
我们两把一辈子都拴住了 到底为了什么？ put our entire lives on hold, and for what?
都已经一年了 他一点都没好起来 我看到他进步了 It's been almost a year and he hasn't gotten any better. I see him improving!
那只是因为你一厢情愿 That's because you see what you wanna see!
妈妈 是时候放弃了 It is time to put him away, mom.
让专家去照顾他 Just let some professionals take care of him.
我们不需要搬家 我们能找回自己的生活 We wouldn't have to move. We could have our lives back.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
你们吵架了？ You fighting?
不，亲爱的 No, sweetie.
马修的朋友丹妮尔生日到了 Matthew's friend Danielle has a birthday coming up.
我们只是在讨论送她什么 We were just talking about what gift to give her.
我想送首饰 Well, I was thinking jewelry...
50块够了 So 50 bucks should do it.
20吧 别宠坏她 Why not $20? You don't wanna spoil her.
第六页是新的平面广告 看一下 On page 6 is an example of the new print ad. Check it out.
我渴了 I'm thirsty.
嘘 亲爱的 大家在工作 Oh, shh, honey, everyone's working.
很抱歉 只要一会 I'm sorry. This will just take a sec.
只是我觉得怪异吗？ Is it just me, or is that bizarre?
怪异 很怪异 It's bizarre. Totally bizarre.
得让她停下 听我说 We gotta make her stop this. Hey, hey, don't get me wrong.
我和你们一样觉得怪异 I find that as bizarre as you guys do.
但公司需要维罗尼卡多过她需要我们 But right now this firm needs Veronica more than she needs us.
告诉母亲怎么抚养孩子等于是开战 Telling a mother how to raise her kids is an act of war.
我们不能失去她 那孩子五岁了 这事很恶心 We will lose her. The kid is 5. It's disgusting!
好吧 我们告诉她 Yeah, well, we'll just ask her
在喂奶时把帘子拉上 to keep the blinds always drawn when she nurses.
但我们还是知道她在里面干什么 万一 We'll still know what's going on in there. It's a distraction.
客户知道了怎么办 And god forbid a client sees her.
好吧 谁去和她说 Okay, so who's gonna tell her?
你是女人 你最合适 You're a woman. It's easier for you
去和她谈哺乳 乳房之类的话题 to talk to her about milk and boobs and stuff.
不不 请别让我去 No! No, uh, please, don't make me do it.
为什么不让杰瑞去和她说？ Why don't you have Jerry tell her?
昨天我试着提过 感觉很奇怪 I made a pass at her yesterday. It'd be weird.
只有你能和她谈而不冒犯她 You could do it without offending her.
去吧 勒奈特 为了团队 Come on, Lynette. Take one for the team.
好吧 不过这只队伍里都是懦夫 Okay. But for the record, the team is made up of wimps.
大家知道这点 接受你的抱怨 Well, the team's aware of that and accepts your loathing.
是 不 不 不 不 Yeah? Hi. No. No, no.
刚才出去给婴儿买东西 怎么说？ We were just out buying some stuff for the baby. What's up?
真的？ Seriously?
好吧 Okay.
谢谢打电话来 Thanks for calling.
什么事？ What is it?
是律师 利比拒绝了我们 That was our lawyer. Libby rejected us as parents.
为什么? 因为我们是墨西哥人 Why? Because we're Mexican.
什么?为什么?这是种族歧视 What?! Why, i... That's discrimination.
这不合法 我们能告她 那是她的孩子 It's illegal. We could have her arrested. It's her baby.
她想怎么样就怎么样 She can do whatever the hell she wants to with it.
该死 Damn it.
不 不能因为肤色 No! No, you don't just toss people aside
就把人搁在一边 我们把其它母亲搁在一边 because of the color of their skin. We tossed those birth mothers aside
因为他们的外貌 这不一样 because of their appearance. Well, that's different.
为什么? 我读过宪法 Why? Because I've read the constitution,
不保护丑人 and it does not protect ugly people.
别为这件事吵了 都结束了 Let's not fight about it. It's over.
我们再看看下一个 不不不不 Let's just move on to the next one. No. No, no, no.
我要那个女人的孩子 一定要 I wantthatwoman's baby, and I'm gonna get it.
那你想怎么做？ And just how are you gonna go about doing that?
首先我会给她看我们的纳税表 Well, first of all, I'm gonna show her one of our tax returns.
等她看到我们有多少钱 Once she sees how much money we have,
肤色就不再是问题 I have a hunch we're gonna look a whole lot whiter.
嘿 维罗尼卡 嗨 多诺万 Hey, Veronica. Hi, Donovan!
他长高了 他几岁？ My, he's getting big. How old is he?
刚刚五岁 He just turned 5.
哇 他长得真壮 Oh, wow, he's such a big boy. Yeah.
你知道 Hey, you know,
按时喂奶很麻烦 breast-feeding on this schedule must be a real hassle.
我以前是把奶存在瓶子里 I remember I used to express my milk into a bottle.
那样容易多了 Made my life so much easier.
有什么不对吗 勒奈特？ Is there a problem, Lynette?
公司里的人有一点 The people in this office feel a little...
介意 Concerned...
你给这么大的孩子喂奶 That you're nursing a boy of Donovan's age.
他们知道喝母乳能增强免疫系统 Do they know breast milk boosts the immune system,
母乳营养丰富 在第三世界 it's loaded with vitamins, and in the third world,
经常在六岁之前还喂孩子 it's not unusual to nurse babies up to the age of 6?
在第三世界没有保鲜牛奶 Yeah, well, in the third world, they don't have juice boxes.
这是多诺万的选择 This is Donovan's decision.
他决定几时停止喂奶 He will tell me when he's ready to stop nursing.
小鸟自己是不会走出巢穴的 Come on, baby birds don't jump out of the nest.
需要推一把 They need to be pushed.
你知道吗 Did you also know
母乳喂养增长智商 that breast milk is thought to raise I.Q. Scores?
如果你晚点断奶 Yeah, maybe if you had weaned your kids a bit later,
你的孩子会更文明一些 they'd be more civilized.
靠 Ouch.
你或其它人无权批评 I will not be judged by you or anyone else,
如果有人看不惯我的做法 and if people don't like my breast-feeding,
他们可以和我的律师谈 they can talk to my lawyer.
然后她拿起了沙拉碗 And then she took the salad bowl...
放在地板上然后说 Mm-hmm? Put it on the floor and said,
如果你做事像头猪 吃相也像头猪 "if you wanna act like a pig, you can eat like a pig."
我从来没想到会这么愉快 You know, I never thought I'd have such a good time
和女朋友与他的丈夫一起 hanging out with my girlfriend and her husband.
相信我 在笑话背后 Yeah, well, believe me, behind all the laughs,
还藏着很多挖苦和责难 真的？ there's still plenty of bitterness and resentment. Oh, really?
是啊 我们把桌子收拾了 Yeah. Hey, what do you say you and I clear the table
然后上甜点怎么样? 不不 我来弄 我来 and bring on dessert? No, no. I got it, I got it.
不 亲爱的 你什么都不用做 No, honey, you're not gonna do anything.
你就乖乖坐在轮椅里 好吗？ You're in a wheelchair for a reason, okay?
干嘛不让我和卡尔来收拾呢？ Why don't you let Karl and I do the dishes?
好吧 如果让我发现你们在里面谈论我 All right, but if I catch you guys in there talking about me,
你就要坐轮椅了 真的？ you're gonna be the one in a wheelchair. Oh, really?
真的? 真的 Yeah. Mmm. Yeah?
洗碗可以再等一会 Well, I think maybe the dishes can wait for a second.
一会? 一会 Just a second? Yeah, just a second.
妈的！ What the hell?
怎么了？ What's the matter?
aah！ Aah!
天啊 漏水了 Jeez, ah, we got a leak.
我来把水弄干 Oh. I'll sop up the water.
你去找下街对面的那个人好吗？ Why don't you see go see the guy across the street?
他是个水管工 在灰色的房子里 He's a plumber, in the gray house.
好 我马上就回来 All right. I'll be right back.
他叫德尔非诺 His name's Delfino.
他去哪里？ Where's he going?
有个紧急情况 漏水了 Oh, we've got a bit of a plumbing emergency.
你让他去找麦克？ So you sent him over to Mike's?
哦 上帝啊 我是个白痴！ Oh, my god. I am such an idiot!
我都没有想到 卡尔 上帝啊！ I wasn't even thinking. Karl! Oh, god!
漏了那么多水 There's just so much water here.
你在想些什么? 哦 哦 What were you thinking? Oh, oh!
德尔非诺先生?我叫罗恩 苏姗.梅尔是我女朋友 Hi, Mr. Delfino? My name's Ron. My girlfriend is Susan Mayer.
住在对面 你认识她的 You know, from across the street?
对 对 Yeah, yeah...
我认识 I know her.
管子突然裂了 We've got kind of a burst pipe.
好 Okay, um...
进来 我去拿工具 Come on in while I get my tools.
叫我麦克就可以了 And you can call me Mike.
喔 Oh! Ugh!
喔 好 Oh, ah, okay.
好啦 I made it.
麦克 你认识苏姗很久了吗？ So... Mike, have you, uh, have you known Susan long?
一年半 A year and a half.
她没说起我们过去约会过？ Ah! Ooh! Didn't she mention we dated?
没 她没说起过 没说起过 No, no, she didn't. She... she didn't.
哦 Oh!
失陪一下 抱歉 Can you excuse me, please?
真痛 That smarts! Aah!
骗子 Liar!
我猜你见过麦克了 是啊 见过了 I take it you met Mike. Yeah, I did.
求求你 听我解释 Please, please let me explain.
不 放开我 No, just let go of me. Ohh!
我很抱歉 没事 I'm sorry. Okay.
来 让我帮你 Here, come on, let me help you.
离她远点 你没事吧? 我很好 Hey, get away from her! Are you okay? I'm fine!
你有毛病吗? 嘿 只是个意外 What the hell is the matter with you? Hey, that was an accident!
看起来一点都不像意外 That didn't look like an accident.
没关系麦克 没关系 回家去吧 Okay, Mike, just... it's okay. Just go home.
回家去 麦克 Yeah, go home, Mike.
你要再敢这样对她 看我怎么收拾你 You touch her like that again, you're gonna be dealing with me.
给我滚远点 You might wanna get out of my face.
你想怎样？ Or what?
好了 Okay.
罗恩 你在干什么？ Ron, what are you doing?
哦 上帝啊 Oh, my god!
伙计们 停下 马上停下 Guys, stop it. Stop it, right now! All right, all right.
不敢相信我这么真心对你 I can't believe I wasted my time with you.
而你却一直骗我 You've just been leading me on!
显然你还爱着这家伙 You're obviously still in love with this guy.
好吧 我们结束了 不 罗恩 别走 All right, I'm done. No, Ron, don't go!
别打电话给我 Don't call me.
哦 罗恩 Oh, Ron!
喔 Oh!
啊 Ugh!
你有毛病吗？ What the hell is wrong with you?
我以为他是故意的 I thought he was hurting you.
他不是 Well, he wasn't!
现在我的男朋友走了 And now my boyfriend is gone.
非常感谢你 Thank you very much.
♪ 难道你不希望你的女朋友 ♪ ♪ Don't cha wish your girlfriend ♪
♪ 和我一样热情吗？♪ ♪ Was hot like me? ♪
♪ 难道你不希望你的女朋友 ♪ ♪ Don't cha wish your girlfriend
♪ 像我这样的怪吗？♪ ♪ was a freak like me? ♪
钢管是你的朋友 好吗？ Okay, but the pole is your friend, okay?
把胸放在上面 哦 不行 刚隆过 Push your boobs up against it. Oh, I can't. They're new.
那做些什么 塞西尔 Well, do something, cecile.
我没耐心了 I'm losing my wood down here.
哇 真漂亮 Wow! That's a kickin' outfit.
谢谢你 甜心 Well, thank you, sweetie.
作为个墨西哥人 我很干净 是不是？ I clean up well for a wetback, don't I?
听着 我不是种族主意者 Look, I'm not some sort of racist.
我只想给孩子创造最好的条件 I just want what's best for my baby girl.
为什么要挑中产的墨西哥人 I mean, why should I settle for middle-class Mexicans
当我可以选更富有的白人？ when I know I can find rich white folks to adopt her?
我看上去只有中产？ Please. Do I look middle class to you?
在办公室里你们看上去可不有钱 Well, you didn't seem all that rich in Mr. Beale's office.
当我说到礼物的时候 I mean, when I brought up the idea of gifts
你的丈夫 to your husband,
像连辆哈雷都买不起 he acted like he couldn't even afford a Harley.
所以这样就能改变你的主意?一份礼物？ So is that what it's gonna take to change your mind... a gift?
好吧 你想要什么？ Fine. What do you want?
我不知道 I don't know.
喜欢珠宝吗？ You like jewelry?
给你 Well, here.
是真的钻石？ Are these real diamonds?
亲爱的 中间那颗有3克拉重 Honey, the one in the center is 3 karats.
我从来没摸过过真的钻石 I never touched a real diamond before.
我和我丈夫能给你很多好东西 Well, my husband and I can expose you
只要我给你孩子 to a lot of nice new things. Well, only if I let you have my baby.
就像别人说的 Well, like they say,
天下没有免费的午餐 there's no such thing as a free lunch.
好吧 Okay.
真的？ Really?
就这么简单？ Just like that?
就这么简单 Just like that.
当然 别告诉律师 Of course, you probably shouldn't tell the lawyer
我们的秘密 about our understanding,
那样我们就不用计算什么了 because then we'll have to deal with percentages and all that.
我一直讨厌数学 I always hated math.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
你从来不在乎我们是墨西哥人 是不是？ You never gave a crap that we were Mexican, did you?
不在乎 Not really.
那为什么要耍花招？ So why put me through this?
因为我想 Because I thought,
如果你觉得得不到孩子 if it looked like you weren't gonna get my baby
也许会更慷慨一些 that you might be just a bit more generous.
哇 你比我想得聪明 Wow. You're a lot smarter than I thought.
我比所有人认为的都聪明 I'm smarter than everybody thinks.
我妈妈呢?我渴了 Where's my mom? I'm thirsty.
抱歉 亲爱的 Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
你母亲在办公室里开一个电话会议 Your mom... is in her office on a conference call,
她很忙 你得等一会 好吗？ and she's busy, so you're just gonna have to wait, okay?
那是什么？ What's that?
巧克力奶 我不该喝的 That's chocolate milk. I shouldn't be having it.
你喝过吗？ Have you ever had any?
跟我来 Mnh-mnh. Follow me.
给 喝喝看 Here. Go ahead, try it.
来吧 你会喜欢的 我保证 Come on, you'll really like it. I promise.
喝吧 Come on, yeah.
大人都喝这个 All the grown-ups are drinking it.
真乖 Yeah, that's good.
喝光它 Just... chug it on down.
乖 Good.
喜欢吗？ You like that?
想要甜点还是再来一杯酒？ Would you like dessert or another glass of wine?
不不 谢谢 我得走了 结帐吧 Oh, no, thank you. I have to run. Just the check.
周末有个慈善晚会 I have a charity event this weekend,
在商店关门前 and I have to find a cocktail dress
得买件正装 before the store closes.
这里的东西真好吃 But everything was just yummy.
很好看 Looks good on your ass.
谢谢 Thank you. Yeah.
嘿 范-德-坎普夫人 Uh, hey, Mrs. Van De Kamp.
你在这里干什么?应该呆在家里 What do you think you're doing? You're supposed to be grounded.
我来买皮带 I'm, uh, buying a belt.
怎么买?你又没钱 With what? You don't have any money.
居然拿我的信用卡 还给我 You took that out of my purse. Give that back.
回家去 我会告诉法官 We are going home. Wait till I tell the judge about
你溜出家还拿我的信用卡 you stealing my credit cards and sneaking off.
对你的计划将是个不小的惊喜 It's gonna do wonders for your little emancipation case.
你不会想在法庭上说这件事 I don't think you're gonna let this get to the court.
为什么？ Oh, and why is that?
因为那样我不得不想起我的童年 Because then I'd be forced to testify about my childhood.
怎么?你拥有一个我所知最幸福的童年 So? You had one of the loveliest childhoods I've ever known.
你肯定？ You sure about that?
因为我记得一些东西 'Cause I'm starting to remember some abuse.
安德鲁 法官不会相信 Andrew, the judge is not seriously gonna believe
我打你 that I beat you.
我说的可不是家庭暴力 Oh, I'm not talking about that kind of abuse.
要更有趣 You know, it's funny...
我越生气 The angrier I get,
那些被压抑的记忆就越清晰 the more these repressed memories start to come up.
你胡说八道 You can't be serious.
比如碰我那些你不该碰的地方 Like, touching me in places you shouldn't have...
没人会相信这些 No one is ever gonna believe a word of that.
是啊 你知道人是怎么样的 Yeah, well, you know how people are.
会说相信你 They might say that they believe you,
但是 永远心存怀疑 but... They'll always wonder.
如果我是你 So if I were you...
就做好最坏的打算 I'd back the hell off.
走 贾斯丁 Come on, Justin.
我要给你买点好东西 I'm gonna buy you something pretty.
贾斯丁！ Justin!
改变主意了 On second thought,
再喝一杯 I will have another glass of wine.
整瓶都留下吧 You can leave the bottle.
哦 Oh...
哦 Oh!
你好 Hello?
哦 Oh!
什么事？ Yeah?
我是布里.范-德-坎普 我不知道还能打给谁 Hi, it's Bree Van De Kamp. I didn't know who else to call,
我现在处境有点尴尬 and, well, I'm in a bit of a situation.
怎么会卡在那里的？ Well... How did you get stuck like that?
现在不是讨论这个的时候 I would rather not discuss it right now.
其它保安不会相信的 Man, the other security guys are not gonna believe this.
介意吗？ Do you mind?
不介意 I'd prefer if you... Didn't.
你儿子用性虐待威胁你？ Your son threatened you with "repressed memories"?
天啊 他真扭曲 Oh, my god, he isseriouslytwisted.
我得见见这孩子 I gotta meet this kid.
听起来你印象深刻 You sound like you're impressed.
是啊 I sorta am.
听起来你肯定是在养一个大男人 Sounds like you're definitely raising an Alpha male.
我养了一个畜牲 I'm raising a monster, is what I'm raising.
所以我喝酒 It's no wonder I drink.
不知道为什么说这些 I don't know why I said that.
也许是酗酒 Maybe it's true.
不 听起来我好像有酗酒问题 No, it makes it sound like I think I have a problem,
但我没有 and I don't.
听着 我不想吵架 Look, I don't wanna get into a fight or anything,
但你在商场里醉了过去 but you passed out in a department store,
按我的想法 and in my way of thinking,
那就是酗酒 thatisa problem.
今晚是个特殊情况 Tonight was a very unusual situation.
真希望你能在 I wish you could've known me when...
莱克斯活着 孩子们小的时候认识我 Rex was alive and my kids were young,
一切都曾是 and everything was...
美好的 The way it was supposed to be.
那时的话你一定会喜欢我 I think you really would've liked me... so much.
现在也喜欢你 I like you just fine.
真的？ Really?
但我不喜欢自己 Because I don't.
再见 Bye.
妈妈？ Mom?
安德鲁？ Andrew?
卡博？ Caleb?
嘿 丹妮尔 Hey, Danielle.
你在这里做什么？ What are you doing here?
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
你该回家 You really have to go home.
如果你妈妈知道会发疯的 If my mom knew you were here, she'd freak.
不想戴一下吗? 不 请你离开 Don't you want to wear it? No, I don't. Now please leave.
我能帮你戴上 不 你没听到吗?你是怪胎 快走 I can help you with it. No! Didn't you hear me, you freak?! Leave!
怎么了？ Hey. What's wrong?
你能告诉办公室里的人放松点 You can tell everyone in the office to relax.
他不再喝我的奶了 He won't take my milk anymore.
那么快？ Already?
我是说很抱歉 I mean, I'm sorry.
是啊 难得 Yeah, I bet.
我并不意外 I mean, I'm not naive.
只是没想到那么快 I just didn't think it would be so soon.
哦 亲爱的 Oh, sweetie...
我们都希望孩子永远小 I know that we wanna keep them young as long as we can,
但他们会长大 but kids grow up.
就是这样 They just do.
我知道 更糟的是 I know. If that's not bad enough,
我又要开始发胖了 now I'm gonna get fat again.
母乳喂养 Huh? Breast-feeding was the only thing
能减轻体重 that kept the weight off.
每次喂食就像做30分钟的运动 Every mealtime was like doing 30 minutes of cardio.
现在我得去健身房了 Now I'm gonna have to join a gym!
哇 这事 Wow, that is...
真糟糕 Really a bummer.
是啊 It is.
糟糕 It really is.
嘿 朱莉让我进来的 Hey, uh, Julie let me in.
我知道 I can see that.
路上没有陌生人让你打 So, what, did you run out of strangers to beat up
你开始来房子里找了？ on the street, and you're going house to house now?
对发生的事我很抱歉 I feel really awful about what happened.
如果你不想做我的男朋友 If you don't wanna be my boyfriend, fine.
别把想做的人打走 Don't beat up the only guy who wants to volunteer for the job.
我知道我反应过度了 Look, I know I overreacted.
但他对你说话的方式 But come on, the way he was yelling at you?
我活该 在那件事之后 I deserved it, believe me. After what I did...
天啊 真糟 God, this is such a mess.
他都不回我电话 He won't even return my phone calls.
你做了什么？ What'd you do?
手术前我对罗恩医生说了些什么 I said something to Dr. Ron before the operation,
把他气坏了 and it just... Devastated him.
说了什么？ What?
不能告诉你 I can't tell you.
你什么事都可以告诉我 Yeah, you can. You can tell me anything.
你知道的 You know that.
妈 电话 Mom, um, phone call.
是罗恩医生 It's Dr. Ron.
哦？ Oh?
我得接电话 Um... I need to take this.
晚些想再谈谈这件事吗？ You, um, you wanna talk about this later?
不 No.
真的不想 No, not really. Um...
有什么好谈的 What's the point?
嗨 Hi.
就在那一刻 At that precise moment,
当汉森.米尔斯医生剪断另一个婴儿的脐带 as Dr. Hanson mills was cutting yet another umbilical cord,
其它的纽带也断裂了 other ties were being severed all over town...
比如孩子和不希望 Like the one between a child and the mother
他太快长大的母亲 who didn't want him to grow up so quickly...
不承认自己酗酒的主妇 Or the one between a case of fine wine
和她的那箱酒 and the housewife who hadn't wanted to admit
之间的联系 that she had a problem...
或者女生和不愿原谅她欺骗 Or the one between a woman and the boyfriend
的男朋友间的联系 who couldn't forgive her betrayal.
做出与我们所爱之人分离的决定是痛苦的 The choice to separate from what we love is painful...
我的女孩今天怎样？ Hey. How's my girl today?
两个女孩今天都好吗？ How arebothof my girls?
最糟糕的是 The only thing worse...
我们很好 都很好 We're doing good. We're doing real good.
最信任的人为我们做出了选择 Is when someone we've trusted makes the choice for us.