《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives:
在胚胎植入前 你们的授精卵 Prior to implantation, your embryo
与另一对顾客的搞混了 was accidentally switched with another client's.
卡洛斯和加布未能得以偿愿 Carlos and Gaby didn't get what they expected.
我是奥斯丁 伊迪·布利特的外甥 I'm Austin, Edie Britt's nephew.
你没那么火辣 You're not that hot.
朱莉初见她的新邻居 Julie met her new neighbor.
天啊 我最爱看你笑了 God, I love seeing you laugh.
最近心情一直不太好 谢谢你 Oh, well, it's been a long time since I've been in the mood too. Thank you.
苏珊的新朋友的持久战术开始奏效 Persistence paid off for Susan's new friend.
你要把我扔在这荒郊野地吗 You're gonna leave me in the middle of nowhere?
布里开始后悔自己所做之事 And Bree began to regret what she had done.
奥森·霍吉对蜜月旅行充满期待 Orson Hodge dreamed of the perfect honeymoon.
从布里·范德坎普应允嫁给他的那刻起 Indeed, he'd begun planning it the moment
他就开始策划上了 Bree Van de Kamp agreed to marry him.
在头等舱开始梦幻之旅 They'd start by flying first class
飞到奢华五星级酒店 to an exclusive five-star hotel,
在池畔消遣一日 where they'd spend their days by the pool
在爱意中缠绵一夜 and their nights making love.
当他们回到家 And when they returned home,
完美的蜜月之旅将延续至永远 their perfect honeymoon would continue forever.
霍吉夫人 Mrs. Hodge.
什么事 霍吉先生 Yes, Mr. Hodge?
你知道我们会有多幸福吗 Do you have any idea how happy we're going to be?
此时此刻 我幸福至极 I don't need to be any happier than I am already
已无所求 at this very second.
我的天啊 离登机只有15分钟了 Oh, my goodness, there's only 15 minutes before our plane.
想喝杯拿铁的话 你现在就该去了 If you want that latte, you should go now.
说的对 Yeah, that's a good idea.
流浪少年的数量正逐步攀升 The population of homeless teenagers continues to climb.
这位是安德鲁 This is Andrew.
安德鲁 露宿街头是什么感觉 Andrew, what is it like to live on the streets?
还不错 我是说 It's not so bad. I mean, you know,
有时人们会给你吃的 sometimes people give you food.
垃圾筒里也能觅食 You can find a lot in dumpsters.
光昨晚 Uh, I mean, just last night,
我就找到一整桶几乎没怎么碰过的鸡肉 I found almost a whole bucket of chicken that had hardly been touched.
安德鲁诉说了他令人心碎的故事 Andrew told me his heart-wrenching story.
母亲酗酒 An alcoholic mother,
而父亲被母亲的男友谋杀了 a father murdered by the woman's boyfriend,
从他母亲在路边抛弃他的那天起 and a childhood shattered the day his mother
他的童年就破碎了 abandoned him on the side of the road.
告诉你一件事 I'll tell you one thing.
某些人永远也不配有小孩 Some people just should never be allowed to have children.
亲爱的 我买了两杯 以防... Darling, I got an extra one just in case...
布里 怎么了 Bree, what's the matter?
刚刚报导了一则流浪少年的新闻 A reporter just did a story on homeless teens.
我儿子就在其中 My son was one of them.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
我们一到度假村就立马打给儿童福利社 Well, we'll call Child Welfare the minute we get to the resort.
奥森 都这样了你还想去度假 Orson, you can't imagine that we're still going?
机票可退不了哦 Darling, the tickets are non-refundable.
我儿子在捡垃圾吃 My son is eating out of dumpsters.
没错 但如果在曼妙的蜜月之后 Yes, but think how much better you'll be able to
来处理此事 你会更... deal with this crisis after a nice, relaxing...
奥森 我的孩子正在水深火热中 Orson! My child is in trouble.
别逼我在你俩中间抉择 Don't make me choose between the two of you,
相信我 你不会赢的 because believe me, you will lose.
现在 请你拿行李走人 Now please, get your ass in gear.
此时此刻 奥森意识到 It was at this moment that Orson realized
蜜月完蛋了 the honeymoon was over,
不光是这趟旅行 in more ways than one.
紫藤巷的一个周末假日 It was a holiday weekend on Wisteria Lane,
每个人都在收拾行李 and everyone was packing their bags,
希望能逃离烦扰的现实 hoping to get away from it all.
-别别 好了 拜 -太不公平了 - No, no. All right, bye. - This is so unfair.
不不 不公平的是钱快要花光了 No, no! What's unfair is that we're slowly running out of money,
你却连工作都还没找 and you've barely even looked for a job.
你将会度过愉快的一天 我爱你 拜 You're gonna have a good time, all right? I love you. Bye!
勒奈特在逃离她婚姻中的紧张氛围 Lynette was getting away from growing tension in her marriage.
你可以管这叫敲诈 卡洛斯 You can call it blackmail, Carlos,
但法院可管这叫"离婚赡养费" but the court calls it "spousal support".
所以除非我星期一拿到支票 So unless I get a check by Monday,
否则你的狱友们就要给你开欢迎会了 your shower buddies from jail will be throwing you a welcome-back party.
加布丽尔在逃离她越发苦涩的离婚官司 Gabrielle was getting away from an increasingly bitter divorce.
我准备好了 Hi. I'm ready.
那就是我的号码 So that's my number,
以防麦克的病情有任何变化 and in case there's any change in Mike's condition.
我要和一位朋友去山里 I'm going to the mountains with a friend.
为免你好奇 实话告诉你 And uh, just in case you were wondering,
这只是柏拉图式的约会 it's strictly platonic.
他才没好奇呢 He wasn't wondering.
苏珊在逃避深山约会的愧疚 Susan was getting away from mounting guilt.
这么说你是不知道我儿子的下落了 So you can't tell me anything about my son's whereabouts?
然而布里却发现 And then there was Bree,
有些烦恼... who had just learned there are some problems...
好吧 Fine.
是无法逃避的 you can't run away from.
某个记者 她能告诉我的 Some reporter. All she could tell me was
只有他所在的街区 what neighborhood they found him in.
他们没有任何联系信息 They don't have any contact information,
也没有电话号码 家庭住址 no phone number, no address.
亲爱的 如果他有住址 Oh, dear, if he had an address,
就不会沦为流浪儿了 he wouldn't be homeless.
这太扯了 This really blows.
我差一点就能成为返校节皇后了 I am this close to becoming homecoming queen.
但现在我只是一个变态女 Now I'm gonna be that creepy girl
老哥还是个悲催的睡街男 whose brother's a pathetic street junkie.
你就不能表现出一点同情吗 You know, you could show a little compassion.
你哥正在街头游荡 Your brother is out there on the streets,
挣扎求生 struggling to survive.
这都怪谁呢 And whose fault is that?
她说的对 这都是我的错 She's right. This is all my fault.
你不能责怪自己 You can't blame yourself.
没有哪个家长能阻止决意离家出走的孩子 No parent can stop a child who's determined to run away.
不是他离家出走 He didn't run away.
是我把他踢出去的 I kicked him out.
什么 You what?
我把他扔在路边 留了一些钱和衣服 I left him on the roadside with some money and his clothes.
我没告诉你是因为 I didn't tell you because
我怕你会对我产生想法 I was afraid of what you'd think of me.
你一定是别无选择 You did what you had to do.
我只是希望你能早些讲出来 I just wish you'd said something sooner.
没有不可与我倾诉的事 There's nothing you can't tell me.
我不想我们俩人之间有秘密 I don't want there to be any secrets between us.
不会有了 不会再有了 There won't be. Not anymore.
安德鲁并不是唯一一个遭了一年罪的人 You know, Andrew is not the only one having a rough year.
我男朋友就在我面前被枪杀了 I'm the one whose boyfriend got shot right in front of her.
我们上车说吧 We'll talk in the car.
你不喜欢这样吗 Don't you love this?
上帝保佑汤姆 这礼拜带孩子去野营 God bless Tom for taking the kids camping this weekend.
这就是我们所需要的 It's exactly what we needed,
尤其在我最近经受了一切之后 especially after everything I've been through lately.
我满脑子都是放松 回春 I am all about relaxing and rejuvenating...
-加布 -干嘛 - Gaby? - Yeah?
-能静一会儿吗 -对不起 - Could you be all about shutting up? - I'm sorry.
谢谢 Thanks.
别告诉我你带手机了 Don't tell me you brought your cell phone.
很抱歉 我只是 I'm sorry. It's just...
在等卡洛斯的律师打来电话 I'm waiting for Carlos's lawyer to call.
赡养费什么的最讨厌了 This whole spousal support thing's gotten ugly.
喂 Hello?
-你好 汤姆 -别别别别 - Oh, hi, Tom. - No. No, no, no.
对对 她就在这儿 等一下 Yeah. Yeah, she's right here. Hang on.
你刚才说什么 Did you say something?
宝贝 我知道这星期该你休息 Honey, I know it is your weekend away,
不过我该死的背 but it's my damn back.
-又伤着了 -所以呢 - I threw it out again. - So?
所以我坐都坐不起来了 孩子们在疯跑 So I can barely sit up. The kids are running wild.
我看你得来一趟了 I need you to come up here.
那赶紧吃一片肌弛缓药啊 Well, why don't you take a muscle relaxant?
宝贝 我吃了两片了 Honey, I've already taken two.
一点用都没有 They're not making a dent.
-为什么不让孩子们来帮你 -勒奈特 - Why don't you give 'em to the kids? - Lynette.
求你了 汤姆 别这样对我 Please, Tom, please don't do this to me.
帕克 警告你最后一次 Parker, for the last time,
放下那把该死的斧头 put down the damn axe!
好吧好吧 我尽快过来 Oh, all right. Yeah, yeah. I will be there as soon as I can.
-神啊 我憎恶我的人生 -我知道 - God, I hate my life. - I know.
给我啥我也不跟你换 I wouldn't trade with you for anything.
哇 快看这景色 Oh, wow. Look at the view.
我喜欢叶子变色的时节 I love when the leaves change color.
所以我建议来这里啊 That's why I suggested this.
我们可以在这里消遣周末 欣赏... So we could hang out for the weekend and enjoy the, uh...
风景 scenery.
是啊 风景不错 Yeah, scenery's great.
我也许应该去整理下行李 So, um... maybe I should unpack.
在哪比较合适呢 Where should I do that?
卧室有两间 Well, there are... there are two bedrooms.
一间是我的 One-one is mine.
还有一间是客房 And there's a guest room.
客房 很实用 A guest room. Well, that's handy.
除非 你愿意睡我的房间 Unless, of course, you'd like to sleep in my room.
我去睡客房 In which case, I would take the guest room.
不 我应该睡客房 因为我是客人啊 No, no. I should take the guest room because I am the guest.
好 客房在楼上走廊尽头 Yeah, well, it's, uh, it's up the stairs at the end of the hall.
好 OK.
苏珊 我想我拿的是你的行李 Susan, I, um... I think I have your suitcase.
没错 我也拿了你的 Yeah, and I think I have yours.
-你有没有无意间看到... -看到了 - So, did you, um, did you happen to see the, um... - Yeah.
-你有没有注意到... -怎会错过 - And did you notice...? - Hard to miss.
-我要... -悲催地躲在你屋里吗 - Well, I'm just gonna... - Hide pathetically in your room?
-是啊 -我也要 - Uh-huh. - Me, too.
勒奈特 Hey, Lynette.
你在这里干什么 What are you doing here?
凯拉打电话告诉我汤姆的背又不好使了 Kayla called, and she told me about Tom's back.
我的车又被扣押了 My car got impounded again, .
所以我想搭个便车 so I thought that I'd hitch a ride with you.
搭便车 Hitch?
你是说 我们俩要坐在一辆车里 You mean, like, we're gonna be driving in the car together?
你可以把我绑在前保险杠上 Well, you could strap me to the front bumper,
但是呢 坐在里面当然更舒服些 but, uh, yeah, I'd be more comfortable inside.
开车要8个小时 It's like an eight-hour drive.
那又怎样.. So?
扣押处在哪 How far is the impound lot?
我可以稍你过去 然后... I could just drive you over there and...
-你有什么意见 勒奈特 -我没意见 - What's your problem, Lynette? - I don't have a problem.
我觉得没必要都去 I just don't think we both need to go up there.
我可以把凯拉带回来 I can grab Kayla and bring her back.
我知道你的如意算盘 I see your plan.
你不就是想像个大英雄似的 You wanna go charging up on your white horse
拯救所有人 而我就变成 and save everyone, and then I ge to be
那个懒得动窝 待在家里吃爆米花的 the rotten mother who didn't give a rat's ass
糟糕妈妈 and stayed home eating bonbons.
没门儿 No.
鉴于勒奈特突然离去 Due to Lynette's sudden departure...
谢谢 Thank you.
加布丽尔只能独自享受最后一晚悠然假期了 ... Gabrielle was forced to spend the last night of her spa vacation alone.
她本来并不介意 But she didn't mind.
其实她正想静静地独自享用晚餐 In fact, she looked forward to a quiet dinner alone with her thoughts.
不幸的是 Unfortunately for Gabrielle,
她的思绪却很快转到离婚这件事上 her thoughts quickly turned to her impending divorce
以及那空空如也的家 and the empty house she'd soon return to.
她甚至开始讨厌眼前这些 And she began to resent the happy couples
鸳鸯眷侣 she was seeing...
他们无处不在 ... everywhere.
这是怎么了 我难道在诺亚方舟上吗 What is this? Freakin' Noah's Ark?
诺亚方舟上的动物都是雌雄配对以便繁衍后代
世界真小啊 Guess it really is a small world.
谁在那 我看不见你 Who's there? I can't see you.
现在看见了吧 Can you see me now?
打扰一下 女士 Excuse me, ma'am.
我是说...小姐 我找一个叫安德鲁的人 I mean... Miss. I'm looking for someone. His name is Andrew.
-您见过他吗 -不好说 - Have you seen him? - Hard to say, boo.
这个年纪的男孩子我见多了 I see a lot of lost boys his age.
长得不错 对你很重要的人吗 Good-Iooking one, though. Someone special?
是的 非常重要 我很担心他 Yes, very. And I'm worried sick about him.
去圣玛拉基街的汤店看看 在第三个路口 You might try the soup kitchen at St. Malachi's on Third.
谢谢 您怎么称呼 Thank you, Miss...
我叫盖茨 帕里·盖茨 [意为天国之门] Gates. Pearly Gates.
你到天国的路上一定会遇见我的 'Cause you can't get to heaven without going through me.
您真会说笑 How very saucy.
-这钢琴不错 你常弹吗 -好久不弹了 - Great piano. Do you play? - Ooh, no, I'm a bit rusty.
简喜欢唱歌 我就给她伴奏 Jane loved to sing, so I'd play for her.
不过自从那次意外... But since the accident...
明白了 Right.
那么... So...
白兰地 温暖的壁炉 还有更浪漫的吗 Brandy, roaring fire. What could be more romantic?
我想是有的 Well, I can think of something.
-我开始心跳加速了 -这不好吗 - Wow, my heart is pounding. - Is that a bad thing?
总比不跳好吧 Consider the alternative.
你心跳得比我的还快 Your heart is beating even faster than mine.
我已经兴奋很久了 I guess I'm excited. It has been a while.
我也一样 Me, too.
什么感觉 So was that OK?
美妙极了 It was bloody fantastic.
当然和过去不同 Course, it's a bit different than what I'm used to.
怎么不同 Different?
我一直以来只有一个女人 Well, I was with the same woman for a long time.
但之前你也和其他女孩接吻过吧 But, I mean, you kissed other girls before that, right?
当然 不过大多是12岁的女孩子 Sure, but most of them were 12.
当时我也12岁 我在学校舞会上遇到简 As was I. I met Jane at a school dance,
我们开始交往后 and after we started dating,
就再也没跟其他人约会过 I never looked at anyone else.
你是说简是你唯一的... Are you saying Jane is the only woman you ever...
上帝 我跟你说这些干什么 Oh, God. I so didn't want to tell you that.
怎么了 我觉得你很可爱 Why not? I think that's adorable.
我不喜欢可爱 我应该是个狂野的硬汉 I don't want to be adorable. I want to be dashing and worldly.
伊恩 这样挺好的 Ian. It's OK.
有些人有过很多情人 而有些人却很少 Some people have a lot of lovers and some just a few.
这都很正常 It doesn't matter.
既然很正常 Well, seeing as it doesn't matter,
那么你属于哪一种 where do you fall on that spectrum?
你曾经有几个男朋友 You know, how many men have you been with?
-伊恩 -抱歉 - Ian. - Oh, I'm sorry.
这样很不礼貌 我收回我的问题 That was rude. I withdraw the question.
并不是礼貌问题 而是没有意义 It's not that it's rude. It's just immaterial.
那只是个数字 不能说明任何问题 It's just a number. It doesn't mean anything.
既然不能说明任何问题... Seeing as it doesn't mean anything...
你知道我的数字了 这不公平 You know my number. It's only fair.
多于3个吗 Is it more than three?
-9个 -如果你说的是德语该多好 - Nine. - Please tell me you were answering in German.
英语"9"的发音与德语中的"没有"相似
9个男朋友是正常的 Nine lovers is not a lot.
这不能说明我是个随便的人 Nine lovers does not make me a slut.
那你急什么呀 Why are you getting upset?
因为其实是11个 Because it was really 11,
减了2个 你还这么介意 I knocked off two and you're still judging me.
我没这么说 你以前是娱乐圈的吗 I'm not. It's just...Did you work in the recording industry?
11个对于我这种年龄来说一点都不多 OK, you know, eleven is not a lot for a woman my age.
-你多大了 -干什么 查户口呐 - How old are you? - What is this, the Gallup poll?
-你要去哪 -去睡觉 一个人 - Where are you going? - To bed. Alone.
我早就想一个人睡了 It's something I've always wanted to try
就是一直没机会 but I've just never gotten around to.
他们很喜欢我设计的园景 They liked the landscaping I did so much
所以雇我的公司 that they hired my company
负责所有辛克莱酒店的园艺 to do the whole Sinclair Hotel chain.
你的公司 你都有自己的公司了 Your company? You have a company now?
天呐 当初认识你时 你只有一辆自行车 Oh, my gosh. When I met you, all you had was a bike.
还不止 园艺频道正和我接洽 Well, not only that, the gardening channel's
让我搞一个自己的园艺秀 approached me about hosting my own show.
当然我们还在洽谈中 I mean, we're still in the talking stages, but...
-怎么了 -没什么 我只是 - What? - Nothing. I just...
不敢相信你变得这么成熟自信 I can't get over how mature and confident you are.
你真的变化很大 You have really changed.
谢谢 一直希望你知道我的变化 Thanks. I was hoping you'd notice.
我猜现在不能让你再去帮我 So I guess there's no chance of getting you over
给我捡落叶了 to pick the dead leaves off my ficus.
是啊 我已经过了那个阶段了 Yeah, you know, I'm kinda past that.
再说 我想索利斯先生也不会同意的 Besides, I don't think Mr. Solis would approve.
其实 我们正打算离婚 Actually, we're getting a divorce.
很遗憾 I'm really sorry to hear that.
真的吗 那你笑什么 Really? Then why are you smiling?
我不知道 你笑什么 I don't know. Why are you?
加布丽尔 Gabrielle.
见到你真的非常高兴 It's really great to see you.
加布丽尔 Gabrielle.
你这是第一次这么叫我 I think that's the first time you've ever called me that.
希望你在这玩得愉快 Well, um, I hope you enjoy the rest of your stay.
我会的 I intend to.
你的垃圾盒满了 Your cuppy thing is full.
你介意我扔在你的手套盒里吗 Do you mind if I put this in your glove compartment?
我介意 非常介意 Yeah, I do mind. I mind deeply.
吝啬鬼 那我就直接扔了 Jeez-a-marooni. I'll just get rid of 'em.
这下可好了 Delightful. That's delightful.
正好吸干你洒的苏打水 Maybe it'll just soak up the cream soda you spilled.
你怎么总是挑我的毛病 Why do you always pick on me?
是不是找我的茬特别有趣啊 It's like your new favorite game is finding fault with Nora.
不是 我最喜欢的是默数 No. My favorite game is counting
那些我非常想对你说 而又没说出口的话 all the things I'm dying to say to you but I don't.
比如"闭嘴 你这个烦人的疯子" Like, "Pipe down, you annoying nut job."
我从来都不会这么说 I'd never say that.
-你觉得我是个疯子 -没有 - You think I'm crazy. - No.
你多有性格呀 You're colorful.
有性格到需要吃药的地步 Colorful in a way that might respond to medication.
你要知道疯狂也分很多级别 Well, you know, there's levels of crazy, Lynette.
比如像我这样个性很强的人 I mean, ther're people like me who just have a big personality.
还有些人会做出这样的事 And then there are the kind of people who do things like this.
我的天呐 放手 你有毛病吧 Oh, my God! Knock it off! What's the matter with you?
你到底想干什么 What the hell do you think you're doing?
别紧张 开个玩笑而已 Lighten up. Come on, it was a joke.
行了 这一点都不好笑 No, well, it wasn't funny.
你活腻了 但别拉上我 If you wanna kill yourself, fine! Don't take me with you.
你特希望我那样吧 You'd like that, wouldn't you?
你是不是特希望我自杀 You'd really like that, if I killed myself.
我可没这么说 That is not what I'm saying.
不过你要真自杀了 我一定会坚强地活下去 But if you did, I'd find a way to carry on.
-停车 -别紧张 开玩笑 - Pull over. - Oh, lighten up, it's a joke.
-给我停车 -诺拉 - Pull the car over. - Nora...
我说停车 再不停车我就跳下去 Pull it over! Pull over or I will jump out of this car.
好吧 好吧 我停车 All right, all right. I'm pulling over.
上帝 你在干什么 Jeez! What the hell are you doing?
我自己搭车 去露营地 Hitching my way... to the campsite!
-你别开玩笑了 -你闭嘴 - Nora, you can't be serious. - Shut up!
你给我滚开 不想跟你说话了 Just get outta my face. I'm not talking to you.
行了 你别犯傻了 All right, look, you've gone from crazy to stupid.
那个家伙可能是坏人 This guy could be dangerous.
那不是正合你意吗 勒奈特 Well, then, it's your lucky day, huh, Lynette?
闭嘴 Shut up!
看到了吧 你就是在控制我们 See? This is what you do. You just manipulate.
你千方百计地插足我的家庭 You wormed your way into my family.
绞尽脑汁让我带你来 You conned your way into coming on this trip with me.
然后你又强迫我来救你 And now you wanna force me into saving you.
不可能 你想走 就请便 Well, forget it. You wanna go, go.
不行 我已经试过了 不是电力问题 No, I've tried that. It wasn't enough power.
我领先你一步 好极了 来吧 Yeah, I'm way ahead of you. All right. Here it goes.
成功了 我真是天才 Ah! It worked. I'm a genius.
你好 我找伊迪 Oh. Hi. Um, I'm looking for Edie.
她出门了 She's out.
上帝 今晚人们都上哪去了 God, where is everyone tonight?
有什么能为你效劳吗 Anything I can do?
不 除非你会修保险盒 No. Not unless you can fix a fuse box.
我的科学项目作品把保险丝烧断了 My science fair project blew the power out.
-什么作品 -它很复杂的 - What's your project? - Oh, uh, it's complicated.
你觉得我很笨 不懂你的小制作是吗 You think I'm too dumb to understand your little project?
才不是小制作 It's not little.
我已经连续两次拿了州赛第三名 I've finished third in the state twice.
你到底会不会修保险盒 Now, can you fix the fuse box or not?
多数1990年后建成的房子的电路 Most houses built after 1990
是由断路器控制的 are wired through a circuit breaker.
你没有烧断保险丝 而是切断了断路器 You didn't blow a fuse. You tripped a breaker.
站你面前的是 Not to challenge
差点拿两届州赛冠军的选手哦 a two-time state science fair almost-champion.
我去拿手电 Let me grab a flashlight.
你最好再穿件衬衫 Maybe you could also grab a shirt.
还有长裤 那就更好了 And some pants. Pants would be nice.
苏珊 我能进来吗 Susan, can I come in?
我在接客 请排队等候 I'm with a client. Take a number.
苏珊 求你了 Susan, please.
我所说过的每一句话 Everything I said
都源于内心的恐惧和不安全感 came out of my own insecurity and fear
因为我害怕让你失望 that I might, well, I might disappoint you.
我本打算再生一小时气 I was gonna stay mad at you another hour,
但你可恶的口音总让我无法抗拒 but your damn accent gets me every time.
-真的吗 -别逼我 - Blimey, you don't say? - Don't push it.
我不是有意要打断的 只是... I don't mean to break the flow, but I just...
我知道我是你这么多年来的第二个情人 Look, I know that I'm only your second lover ever,
我也了解这意义重大 and I know that means a lot.
我只是不想陷得太深 I just don't want it to mean too much.
我不懂你的意思 I'm not following you.
你觉得这意味着什么 What do you want it to mean?
你上一次爱上一个人时 The last time you did this,
把这种爱变成了一生的承诺 it turned into a lifetime commitment.
-我还没准备好 -你以为我准备好了吗 - I just... I'm not ready for that. - You think I am?
我保证 我也能像你一样 Well, I assure you, I'm as capable of
只为了做爱而做爱 having meaningless sex as you are.
我从来不会这样 I have never had meaningless sex.
那么 你对你的11位追求者 So you were passionately in love and deeply committed
都是激情澎湃 不能自拔吗 to all eleven conquests?
不许这么说我 只做过一次的处男先生 Don't judge me, Mr. Virgin Plus One.
好吧 看来我俩的 OK, OK, we seem to have gotten off
开局真不顺利 苏珊... on the wrong foot again. Susan...
那么再会咯 祝一切顺利 Cheerio? Bob's your uncle?
滚 Get out.
我们就不能谈谈吗 Can't we at least talk?
何必 我们每次谈话都不欢而散 Why? You know every time we do we just get angry.
我们还处在相互了解的阶段 We're still getting to know each other.
这没什么不好呀 That's good.
你知道了我有点不安全感 You've learned I'm a tad insecure.
我知道了你比较易怒 I've learned you're a wee bit touchy.
伊恩 今晚我们不可能了 Ian, you know what? This is not happening.
我要睡了 I am just going to sleep
明天上午你开车送我回去吧 and you can just drive me home in the morning.
劳驾 我在找我的儿子 您见过他吗 Excuse me. I'm looking for my son. Have you seen him?
您见过吗 Have you seen him?
打扰了 年轻人 你见过这个男孩吗 Excuse me, young man. Have you seen this boy?
安德鲁 上帝啊 谢天谢地 Andrew. Oh, my God. Thank God.
-你在这干嘛 -找你啊 - What are you doing here? - Looking for you.
你脸上的淤青是怎么回事 How did you get that bruise?
-不关你的事 -安德鲁 求你了 - It's none of your business. - Andrew, please.
你不是应该在家照顾新老公吗 Shouldn't you be taking care of your new husband?
-你怎么知道... -报纸上都写着 - How did you find out...? - I read it in the paper.
你知道 我睡在报纸上 You know. The one I sleep under.
你完全有理由生我的气 You have every right to be angry.
可你知道我内心有多么难过... But if you knew how sorry I am...
如果你来这是为了求我原谅 If you came sucking after forgiveness,
那你找错地方了 you came to the wrong place.
我们就不能谈谈吗 Can't we just talk about this?
看在上帝的份儿上 我是你母亲 I'm your mother, for God's sakes.
你是我儿子 You're my son.
不 7个月前 No, you dumped your son
你把你儿子抛弃在加油站 at a gas station seven months ago.
我已经不是你的儿子了 I'm somebody else now.
安德鲁 Andrew.
安德鲁 Andrew!
安德鲁 求你了 Andrew, please!
安德鲁 Andrew!
你的坐骑怎么啦 What happened to your ride?
那家伙袭我的胸 The guy grabbed my boob,
我拿他的烟筒揍了他一顿 逃出来了 so I hit him with his bong and I got out.
我为刚才的失态感到后悔 Look, I'm sorry I freaked out there before.
只是你扯的那堆关于自杀的废话 It's just when you made that crack about suicide,
戳到了我的软肋 it just kinda hit home.
天哪 诺拉 你真想过要自杀... Oh, my God, Nora. Did you actually...?
抱歉 我不知道 Well, I'm very sorry. I had no idea.
可你的生活已经变好了 对吧 But your life is better now, right?
你有个漂亮的女儿 You have a beautiful daughter.
你在煎饼店的工作也很有意思 And you have that fun job at the Pancake House.
是啊 我的生活是变好了 Oh, yeah, my life's better.
但和你的不一样 But it's not your life.
你的生活完美无缺 Your life's perfect.
你说什么 Excuse me?
你用烟筒打人之前是不是先吸了一口 Did you smoke that bong before you beat the guy with it?
你什么都有了 It's just, you have it all.
孩子可人 事业美满 You have the kids. You have the career.
还有个好丈夫 你是个超级妈眯 You have the husband. You're Supermom.
你以为这样的生活很容易吗 And you think that's easy?
是啊 我生活美满 我的确很幸运 OK, I have a good life. Yes. Yes, I am very lucky.
可是我一天工作12小时 等我回家的时 But I work 12 hours a day, and then I come home
迎接我的是一大群孩子 to what seems like 33 children
和他们无所事事的父亲 and a husband who refuses to get a job.
相信我 每个超级妈眯都愿意 Believe me, there is not a supermom out there
倾尽所有去换取一点读书时间 who wouldn't trade in her cape for a chance to read a book
享受文质彬彬的性感绅士 and get a massage by a man
所提供的美妙按摩 who has the decency to leave when it's over.
抱歉 我提起了你的伤心事 OK. Sorry I brought it up.
我不该那么说汤姆 I'm sorry I said that about Tom.
他已经尽全力找工作了 He's doing his best to find a job.
要是他不那么讨厌广告业 Maybe he'd try a little harder
他或许会更努力一点 if he didn't hate advertising so much.
他才不讨厌广告 He doesn't hate advertising.
上周他去接凯拉之前 Last week, when he came to pick up Kayla
刚刚参加完一场糟糕的面试 and he'd just come from some crappy interview,
他说他恨广告 恨到了骨子里 he said that he'd hated the ad game for, like, freakin' ever,
巴不得搞砸全部面试 and would like to bag the whole thing.
他这么跟你说的 He said that to you?
-他从没告诉过我 -估计是因为害怕你 - He's never told me that. - He's probably afraid to.
他为什么害怕我 Why would he be afraid?
因为你是那种 Because you're the kind of woman who,
当别人想自杀时 when someone says they wanna kill themselves,
在边上说 "去死吧"的女人 you say, "Go ahead."
-你真的不想进来吗 -不想 - Sure you don't wanna come in? - No, I'm good.
你真该进来看看 You really should see what I'm doing.
下次你就能自己修了 You know, for next time.
这里是止动闸的开关 OK, here's the tripped switch.
首先将它移到"关" 让它复位 So, first you move it to "off' to reset,
然后按一下"开"就好了 then you press it to "on."
-就这样 -是啊 - That's it? - Yeah.
你没必要大老远跑过来 You didn't have to come all the way over here.
直接告诉我就好了 You could've just explained it to me.
是啊 我也觉得 Yeah, I guess I could have.
你们好 Well, hello there.
你好 伊迪 Edie, hi.
抱歉 他刚才在帮我修理电路 Oh, sorry. Uh, he was helping me get the lights back on.
我的电路超载了 I... I overloaded my circuits.
看出来了 I can see that.
她在做一些大型科学项目 So she's doing some big science project
居然还要我来解释电路工作原理 and she needed me to explain how electricity works.
这就叫讽刺 I think that's called irony.
朱莉 你妈妈去哪了 Julie, where's your mom?
她在旅游 有什么事吗 She's on a trip. Do you need something?
在那个我还能忍受她的年代 Yeah. Back when I could stand her
我借了她一个Cd机 I loaned her my CD player.
现在我想要回来 I need it.
-她拿去医院给麦克听了 -上帝啊 - She took it to the hospital. For Mike. - Oh, God.
如此体贴病人的做法真让人感动 This Florence Nightingale act is really chapping my ass.
科学家 帮我做个实验 Hey, science guy, I have an experiment for you.
回家去 往两盎司杜松子酒里兑些苦艾酒 Go home, mix two ounces of gin, a splash of vermouth
看看是否能帮我缓解心中的怒火 and see if it improves my mood when I drink it.
朱莉 亲爱的 你真是个好姑娘 Julie, sweetie, you're a good girl.
帮我个忙吧 离我外甥远点 Do yourself a favor. Stay away from my nephew.
相信我 我对夸夸奇谈 Oh, oh! Trust me, I have no interest
满身肌肉的不良少年毫无兴趣 in swaggering, muscle-bound juvenile delinquents.
亲爱的 每个好女孩 Honey, that's what every good girl says
在变成坏女孩之前都是这么说的 just before she becomes a bad girl.
相信我 我了解这点 Trust me. I know.
和以前一样 对吧 Just like old times, huh?
只是现在完事之后我不用帮你校对 Except now when we‘ve done I don't have to proofread
《伊坦·弗洛美》的论文了 your essay on Ethan Frome.
我也不用从窗户跳出去 And I don't have to jump out of a window.
事过境迁真好 That's a nice change.
我们点一瓶百香果香甜酒如何 Hey, how about I order up a bottle of D.O.M?
我真喜欢有钱的你 I like rich John.
您好 Hello?
你好 Oh, hi.
没做什么 Nothing. You know,
只叫了些客房服务 再看看电影 just room service and a movie.
什么 What?
真的吗 你开玩笑的吧 Really? You're kidding?
没有 我激动的要死 No, I'm thrilled.
我在424号房 It's room 424.
我也是 再见 Me, too. Bye.
-你得赶紧离开 -什么 - You gotta get out of here. - What?
-我的未婚妻要来 -你的未婚妻 - My fiance's on her way up. - Your fiance?
她本该明天才到 She was supposed to come tomorrow.
她想给我个惊喜 快穿好衣服 She decided to surprise me. Get dressed.
你订婚了 和谁订的 You're engaged? To who?
她名叫塔米 你还有只鞋哪去了 Her name's Tammy. Where's your other shoe?
早知道你要结婚 I would never have let you seduce me
我绝不受你引诱 if I knew you were getting married.
你结婚的时候 You don't have any problem sleeping with me
不是照样和我偷情 when you were married?
你又不是不知道卡洛斯 You knew about Carlos.
我可是光明正大的偷情 My cheating was upfront and honest.
加布 我没空和你扯这些了 Gabby, we don't have time for this.
-快走吧 -我才不走 - Get moving. - No. I'm not going anywhere.
我想见见你那娇羞的新娘 In fact, I wanna meet the blushing bride.
听我说 她名叫塔米·辛克莱 Listen to me. Her name is Tammy Sinclair.
姓氏和辛克莱酒店一样 As in Sinclair Hotels.
她爸拥有整条酒店产业链 Her father owns this whole damn chain.
要是她见到你在这 我就完了 So if she catches you in here, I am totally screwed.
乖狗狗 Poodle!
瞧你 真让我惊喜 Look at you, surprising me.
-我好想你 -我也想你 - I missed you. - I missed you, too.
这个房间真简陋 This room blows.
老爸应该给我们订个套房 Daddy was supposed to hook us up with a suite.
你是对的 You know... you're right.
我们下楼 去要一间吧 Why don't we go down to the front desk and demand one?
-走吧 -算了吧 都订满了 - Come on. - No, they're all booked.
这也叫衣柜 They call this a closet?
我往哪儿放我的东西 Where am I supposed to put all my stuff?
我好想喝一杯 You know, I could really use a drink.
我们去楼下酒吧如何 Why don't we go down to the bar?
不必了 我只想待在房间里 I'm wiped. I just wanna stay in.
你还没有整理行李吗 Didn't you unpack yet?
没有 其实拉链卡住了 No, actually, the zipper is stuck.
酒店有个员工能修好它 But they have a guy at the hotel that can fix it.
我该把它带到大厅去处理一下 I should probably go ahead and take it down to the lobby.
现在吗 Now?
我现在如饥似渴 I'm horny.
我也是 So am I.
让我搞定这个箱子 我会更有性趣的 But I will be a lot hornier once I get rid of this suitcase.
狗狗 这个钻石表是哪来的 Poodle, where did this diamond watch come from?
糟糕 Oh, shoot.
那是给你的惊喜 That's what you get for surprising me.
我还没来得及包好 I didn't get a chance to wrap it.
你喜欢吗 You like it?
爱死了 I love it.
-我再也不会摘下来了 -臭婊子 - I'm never taking it off. - Son of a bitch.
你 过来 Come here, you.
约翰 John?
约翰 你在吗 见鬼 John, where are you, damn it.
别笑 我可是省了一大笔机票钱 Don't laugh. I saved a bundle on airfare.
苏珊 我 Susan, I'm so...
继续弹 Keep playing.
你的杜鹃花美得令人窒息 Your azaleas are breathtaking.
谢谢 Thank you.
你肯定引以为荣 You should be very proud of them.
是的 很欣慰我还能养好个活物 Yeah, it's nice to know that I can raise some things correctly.
亲爱的 耐心点 Darling, be patient.
安德鲁会回来的 Andrew will come around.
不 我觉得他不会回来了 No, I don't think he will.
-我欠他的 -你给自己太大压力了 - I failed him. - You're being too hard on yourself.
而你一点压力都没有 You're not being hard enough.
别再说我的所作所为可以理解之类的话 Stop saying what I did was understandable.
我是个抛弃了自己孩子的母亲 I'm a mother who abandoned her child.
这是天理不容的 That's unnatural.
天气很热 你累了 为什么不进屋呢 It's hot, you're tired. Why don't you come inside?
因为冰箱里有瓶霞多丽葡萄酒 Because there's a bottle of Chardonnay in the refrigerator.
此时只有这点家务活 And right now this little chore
能阻止我进屋 is the only thing that's keeping me
将那见鬼的酒一饮而尽 from going inside and drinking the whole damn thing.
杜鹃花真的很漂亮 The azaleas really are lovely.
是的 很漂亮 Yes, they are, aren't they?
你好 Hi.
听着 很抱歉 Look, I'm sorry.
你的表 我要给塔米新买一块了 Here's your watch. Guess I'll just buy Tammy a new one.
你是说她爸会给她新买一块 Don't you mean her daddy will buy her one
只是经你的手付钱罢了 and launder the money through you?
我不怨你生我的气 I don't blame you for being angry.
我一开始就该告诉你实情 I should have told you the truth from the start.
但我看到你 站在月光下 But when I saw you there in the moonlight,
让我回想起我们曾共度的时光 it took me right back to when we were together.
我也是 Me, too.
你坐下吧 Do you wanna sit down?
真的很难一直生你气 You know, you're pretty hard to stay mad at.
很好 因为我真不想以那种方式结束 Good. 'Cause I really didn't want this to end badly.
谁说要结束了 Who says it has to end?
-你在说什么 -我现在是单身 - What are you talking about? - Well, I'm single now.
我想我们也许 And I thought we could maybe...
加布 我要结婚了 Gabby, I'm getting married.
是啊 但我结婚时 我们也在一起了 Sure. And I was married when we got together.
是的 但那不是我所希望的婚姻 Right, but that is not how I'm gonna be married.
那倒是我所认为的 Well, that's what I thought,
但相信我 维系婚姻真的很难 but, trust me, marriage is hard.
我知道 I know that.
但我爱塔米 我不想把婚事搞砸 But I love Tammy, and I don't wanna screw it up.
因为总不珍惜眼前 最后只会形影孤单 'Cause enough of those screwups and you just end up alone.
的确 事实胜于雄辩 Yeah, that can happen.
再见 加布丽尔 Goodbye, Gabrielle.
你好 先生 能施舍一两块钱吗 Hey, mister, could you spare a buck or two?
我真的很饿 I'm really hungry.
太感谢了 Hey, thanks.
让我请你顿午餐 就再多给你50块 I'll give you fifty more, you let me buy you lunch.
薯条和大杯麦根沙士 Fries and a large root beer.
拼了命 也赚不到这些 What do I have to do to earn this?
我告诉你了 我只想和你谈谈 I told you, I just wanna talk to you.
-你也是记者吗 -不是 - You're another reporter? - No.
你是青年牧师吗 You a youth pastor?
想拯救我的灵魂吗 You trying to save my soul?
听起来是不错的挑战 You make it sound like a challenge.
不过不是 我只想了解你 安德鲁 No, I just wanna understand you, Andrew.
你怎么知道我名字的 Hey, how did you know my name?
你是那个人 是吧 You're him, aren't you?
你就是 那个新任丈夫 You're, uh, the new husband.
奥森 Orson.
我都不想和她说话 If I wouldn't talk to her,
她怎么会觉得我会听你的话 what makes her think I'll listen to you?
你妈不知道我来这儿 Your mother doesn't know I'm here.
好吧 父亲 你想谈什么 父亲 All right, Dad. What do you wanna talk about, Dad?
我想知道你漂流在外是如何过活的 I wanna know how you survive out here.
怎么赚到的钱 What do you do for money?
我乞讨 人们施舍我 I ask. People give it to me.
就这样吗 That's it?
什么 你想听到什么答案 Wha...? What do you wanna know?
我是否为了钱 做了不光彩的事 Have I done stuff for money that I'm not proud of?
是的 但你早就清楚了 Yeah, sure, but you figured that out
在我问你怎么回报你50块钱的时候 as soon as I asked you what the fifty was for.
不要跟我妈说 But, uh... don't tell my mom.
不过 谁在乎呢 Or you know what? Do. Who cares?
你的心里希望我告诉她的 Part of you wants me to tell her
因为你清楚这对她的伤害有多深 because you know how much it would hurt her.
所以你迟迟不回家 都是为了惩罚她 I mean, that's why you're out here, isn't it? To punish her.
你要惩罚她到什么时候 安德鲁 When will you have punished her enough, Andrew?
直到你需要依靠药物来止痛 When you turn to drugs to numb the pain,
染上什么不治之症为止吗 catch a disease you'll never be rid of?
不要假装关心我 好吗 Don't pretend to care about me, all right?
我是真心关心你 因为布里关心你 I do care about you, because Bree cares about you.
因为我们俩比你想象的更相像 And because we're more alike than you think.
我了解暴怒 I know about rage.
我知道它如何将你吞噬 但怒火会平息 I know how it eats you up. But rage goes away.
怒火过后 只剩下你自己制造的残局 And when it does, you're just left with the mess you've made.
谢谢你的午餐 Thanks for lunch.
你若改变主意 你知道去哪找我们 You change your mind, you know where to find us.
-背感觉怎样 -如果不用喘气就好了 - How's your back? - If I don't breathe, great.
老天 我后背发病都好长时间了 God, it has been so long since my back has acted up.
突然间 好想靠着树桩痛哭一场 Then, wham! Out of the blue, I'm crying by a tree stump.
你现在压力太大了 Well, you're under a lot of stress.
家里有了个新孩子 你还要找工作 You got a new kid in the family, you're job-hunting...
你又想跟我吵架吗 Are we gonna fight again?
如果这样 我需要最后那4片肌弛缓药 If so, I need those last four muscle relaxants.
没有 我不想吵架 No, I don't wanna fight.
其实 我在想 In fact, I was thinking...
如果在广告业里工作真的不开心的话 ...if you can't find something you like in advertising,
也许你该放宽视野 maybe you should cast a wider net.
此话怎讲 Meaning what?
你是个聪明人 You're a bright guy.
没什么别的事情想做吗 Isn't there anything else you might wanna do?
我想当史密斯飞船的贝司手 I'd like to play bass for Aerosmith.
好吧 这个就当备选方案吧 OK, let's call that the backup plan.
但说正经的 你就没有想尝试的事业 But, seriously, don't you have some road not taken,
一些没有实现的梦想吗 some dream you never got around to?
我不知道 也许 I don't know. Maybe.
也许 Maybe?
我不知道 你结了婚 有了孩子 I don't know, you get married, you have kids,
慢慢地就忘却了这些念头 and... lose track of that stuff.
那仔细想想 好吗 Well, think about it, OK?
因为无论你想做什么 我都支持你 'Cause whatever you wanna do, I'm in your corner.
天啊 娶到你太幸运了 Man, did I luck out marrying you.
这点毫无疑问 Tell me something I don't know.
麦克 你好 Hi, Mike.
是伊迪 It's Edie.
抱歉我一直没来看你 I'm sorry that I haven't come by to visit.
运气实在不佳 是吧 Pretty rough luck, huh?
我是来取我的CD机的 Anyway, I'm here to pick up my CD player, so...
我希望你早日康复 Well, I hope you feel better soon.
妈呀 Damn.
那个也跟着昏迷了 And that's with the coma.
我们都身负重担 We all carry something with us.
如果能有人随行 真是幸福无比 Of course, it's nice if we travel with someone
彼此减轻重担 who can help lighten the load.
但通常放下负担更为容易 But usually it's easier to just drop what we've been carrying,
这样我们能早日归巢 so we can get home that much sooner.
当然 假设有人会在家中 Assuming, of course, there will be someone there
迎接我们的归来 to greet us when we arrive.
为什么我们紧握着负担不放 Why do we clutch at this baggage,
即使我们已经精疲力竭 even when we're desperate to move on?
因为我们都知道 Because we all know there's a chance
我们不愿过早放弃一线希望 we might let go too soon.