《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives:
刚刚报导了一则流浪少年的新闻 A reporter did a story on homeless teens.
我儿子就在其中 My son was one of them.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
奥森找到了安德鲁 Orson found Andrew.
我是否为了钱 做了不光彩的事 Have I done stuff for money that I'm not proud of?
当然 Yeah, sure.
浪子回到家中 And the prodigal son returned.
麦克陷入了昏迷 Mike fell into a coma.
还有更浪漫的吗 What could be more romantic?
我想是有的 I can think of something.
苏珊陷入了另一个男人的怀抱 And Susan fell into the arms of another man...
但为时过早 ... a bit too soon.
麦克·德尔非诺从昏迷中苏醒的消息 The day Mike Delfino woke from his coma,
由伊迪·布利特率先见证 Edie Britt was the first to know.
一旦她确定他有所反应之后... Once she was sure he was responsive...
麦克 Mike?
伊迪决定要将这个好消息与他人分享 ... Edie decided to share the good news with others.
红色警报 红色警报 Code red! Code red!
我朋友从昏迷中苏醒了 My friend just woke up from his coma.
消息就这么传开了 And that is how word began to spread.
当麦克的内科医生克莱格正忙着照顾病人时 Mike's physician, Dr. Craig, was busy with a patient
得知了该消息 when he first heard the news.
不久他便告诉了正忙着 Not long after, he called his Aunt Ida,
织毛衣的艾达姨妈 who was busy knitting a sweater.
她告诉了正忙着浇草坪的勒奈特·斯加沃 She told Lynette Scavo, who was busy watering her lawn.
她告诉了正忙着 And she told her husband Tom,
玩电脑游戏的丈夫汤姆 who was busy playing a computer game.
他又发电邮告诉了正忙着 He then e-mailed his friend Carlos,
和离婚律师制定策略的卡洛斯 who was busy plotting strategy with his divorce lawyer.
卡洛斯打电话告诉了正忙着同一件事 And Carlos called his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Gabrielle,
即将与他离婚的妻子 加布丽尔 who was busy doing the same with hers.
是的 麦克奇迹般苏醒的消息 Yes, word of Mike's miraculous recovery
很快传遍了紫藤郡 spread quickly throughout Wisteria Lane
震惊了每一位忙碌中的人们 and stopped cold everyone's busy, busy life.
仅有一人例外 Everyone, that is,
那就是苏珊·梅尔 except for Susan Mayer,
她正忙着做一件 who was busy doing something
即将让她后悔莫及的事情 she would soon wish she hadn't.
爱德华·西伯利是美景镇敬爱的始建者 Edward Sibley was the beloved founder of the town of Fairview.
在那之前 他是位远近闻名的走私犯 Prior to that, he was best known as a bootlegger...
好色之徒和盗马贼 ... a womanizer and a horse thief.
当然 没人会记得爱德华那些不堪的过往 Of course, no one remembers those parts of Edward's past.
他的幸运之处在于 历史能够被改写 Luckily for him, history is designed to be rewritten.
万人景仰的爱德华·西伯利
对于这一点 没人比布里·霍吉更清楚 And no one knew this better than Bree Hodge.
你打算对大家撒谎吗 So, you're just gonna lie to people?
不是撒谎 只是虚构一个优雅的说辞 I'm not talking about a lie, just a polite fiction
向大家解释你去了哪里 to explain to everybody where you've been.
我们总不能告诉他们你住在 We can't tell them you've been living on
贫民窟的一个纸箱里吧 skid row sleeping in a cardboard box.
我为什么非要参加这个历史展览会 So why do I have to go to this history fair anyway?
那只是个愚蠢的学校竞赛 It's just some dumb school contest.
丹妮尔不可能赢的 We all know Danielle's not gonna win.
她什么比赛都没赢过 She never wins anything.
你不觉得用盘子吃饭很别扭吗 Is it weird eating off plates?
直接从垃圾桶里捡东西吃 'Cause if you were more comfortable you could just
会更舒服吧 eat straight out of the garbage.
这是家里的大事 我们要一起参与 This is a family event and we're all gonna enjoy it together.
丹妮尔别再逞口舌之快了 So Danielle stop sniping and start
赶紧为你哥哥想个托辞 thinking of an alibi for your brother.
我们就说他加入了一个邪教 I know, we could say he joined a cult
我们得把他带回来洗脑 and we had to kidnap and deprogram him.
这可真能让我们家免受尴尬之苦 Well, that would spare the family some embarrassment.
再加入点杀戮的桥段多好 Why not throw in a killing spree, too?
我有个想法 我们就说他参加了戏剧夏令营 Well, here's a thought. We say he was at drama camp.
不仅体现了安德鲁对表演艺术的喜爱 It reflects Andrew's interest in the performing arts,
也可以当做一个私下的笑话 while giving us a private joke
以衬托他离家出走的戏剧性 to savor about the drama of his estrangement.
没错 他的一生充满了戏剧性 Uh, yeah, he is always like that.
我们为什么不能说实话呢 Uh, guys, why can't we just tell the truth?
我做了出格的事情 你把我轰出家门 I got out of line, you kicked me out,
我住在大街上 然后又回到家里 I lived on the street, I came back home.
我们得给这个戏剧夏令营起个名字 We'll need a name for this drama camp.
大伙 出售领带啦 We got ties here, people.
设计师作品 1美元两条 Designer ties, two for a dollar.
你喜欢这对哑铃吗 Do you like those barbells?
出个价吧 给你算便宜一点 Make me an offer. I'm feeling generous.
我期待的顾客终于来了 Here's the customer I've been waiting for.
卡洛斯 看来你收到我的传单了 Carlos, I see you got my flier.
你在办一场以男装和体育器材 You're having a garage sale featuring menswear
为主题的旧货甩卖 and sporting equipment.
我缺钱花 I need cash.
你总不能指望我卖自己的东西吧 And you don't expect me to sell my stuff, do you?
那是我上好的袖钉 Those are my good cuff links.
那是我的CD Those are my CDs.
天呐 这是我的婴儿毯 Oh, my God. This is my baby blanket.
是我妈妈亲手织的 My mama knitted this.
卖了它我也很心疼 And it pains me to sell it.
只是我的律师告诉了我 It's just that my lawyer told me
你提供的那点配偶赡养费 what you're offering for spousal support
实在不够我过活 and I can't get by on that.
我已经尽力了 有几项条款还在制定当中 I am doing the best I can. I've got a few deals in the pipeline.
但我的收入已大不如从前了 But I'm not making as much as I used to.
那我就该受牵连吗 So I should be punished?
各位顾客请注意 接下来的20分钟里 Attention, shoppers! For the next 20 minutes,
购买任何商品均赠高尔夫球杆 free golf club with every purchase.
加布 我一直在跟你讲道理 Gabby, I'm trying to be civil.
但是如果你再不住手的话 But if you don't knock it off right now,
别怪我对你不客气[原意为手套打折出售] the gloves are coming off.
亲爱的 手套不仅打折 还打三折呢 Honey, the gloves aren't just off, they're 70% off.
快来买羊绒手套 Get your cashmere gloves!
帕克 你的棒球服呢 Hey, Parker. Where's your uniform?
不到1个小时你就要比赛了 You got your game in an hour.
我弃权了 No, I don't. I quit.
-什么 -我讨厌棒球 - What? - I hate baseball.
爸爸说我可以不用再打了 Daddy said I don't have to play it anymore.
爸爸应该先跟妈妈商量一下 Daddy should have checked with Mommy,
这样妈妈就能告诉他 so she could have a chance to tell him
他错在哪里 why he's wrong.
你不能弃权 Hey, you're playing.
但是妈妈 我打得很烂 所有人都这么说 But, Mom, I suck. Everybody says so.
他们把我安排在一个无关紧要的位置 They made up a fake position for me.
谁说无关紧要 It is not fake.
如果没有替补极右外野手 There is not a team that could get along
一支队伍怎么能打好比赛 without their backup far right fielder.
好啦 咱们练习去 OK, come on. Let's go practice.
好吧 咱们再试一次 慢慢来 All right, let's try it again. Nice and easy.
看准球 挥动球杆 准备好了吗 Watch the ball, hit the bat. You ready?
你能行 来啦 You can do it. Here we go.
帕克 我一直跟你说 OK, Parker, I keep telling you,
你要把眼睛睁开 you gotta keep your eyes open.
闭着眼睛怎么能击中呢 How are you gonna hit the ball when you're doing this?
你扔得太快了 慢一点 You threw it too fast. Throw slower.
再慢一点就变成打保龄球了 If I threw any slower, we would be bowling.
你们在干什么 Hey. Hey, what you guys doing?
反正不是在弃权 I'll tell you what we're not doing, quitting.
-儿子 你改变主意了吗 -没有 - Hey, buddy. Did you change your mind? - No.
勒奈特 我告诉他可以不用再打了 Lynette, I told him that he didn't have to play anymore.
他还有5场比赛 He's got five more games.
他做了承诺 就要履行到底 He made a commitment. He's gonna see it through.
但是勒奈特 他不喜欢打棒球 But Lynette, he doesn't like it.
你没注意到他打得很烂吗 And if you haven't noticed, he kind of sucks.
这并不重要 Yeah. Well, that's not the point.
如果我们总是纵容他的知难而退 What message are we sending if we let him quit
那将意味着什么 whenever the going gets rough?
这只不过是他们的娱乐消遣 It's a way to kill three hours before they eat pizza.
你何必这么认真呢 Why are you being such a hard-ass?
这叫教子有方 汤姆 好好学着点 It's called parenting, Tom. Watch and learn.
宝贝 这是个曲线球 OK, P-Dog, this is a curve ball.
再说一遍 把眼睁开 别太紧张 Again, opening the eyes. Can't stress it enough.
-我们多待一天没问题吗 -让我想想 -You sure it's OK if we stay another day? - Let's see.
昨天谈到这个话题的时候 What excuse did we use
我们找了什么借口 when we had this conversation yesterday?
我们这是劳逸结合 That we work hard and we deserve to relax.
不对 我记得那是上周四的理由 No. I believe that was last Thursday's rationale.
-新鲜空气有益健康 -那是周二的 - Fresh air is good for us? - Tuesday.
想到一个 Okay, here's one.
多给朱莉一些时间和她父亲相处 Julie needs to spend more time bonding with her father.
太聪明了 Brilliant!
如果一直这么下去 我们能待到圣诞节 If we keep this up, we could stay here till Christmas.
有时看到你灿烂的笑容 Sometimes when you smile like that,
真的让我觉得... it really makes me think that...
什么 你想说什么 What? What were you gonna say?
让我觉得我可以爱你 It makes me think that I could love you.
不是男生那种心醉神迷的感觉 I don't mean love in the swooning schoolboy sense,
如烟花绽放 铃声叮当 you know, fireworks exploding, bells ringing.
对我来说 To me, it's about this,
与你能够在一起 a mundane task that's suddenly a joy
如同平淡的生活增添了一份乐趣 because of who you're doing it with.
这才是我眼中的爱 That's love to me.
打开心门与你倾诉 Someone to fluff while you fold,
无聊的派对上有人可以耳语 someone to whisper to at a boring party, to...
别说了好吗 Do you mind?
你把铃声都给淹没了 You're kind of drowning out the bells.
谁说不是呢 So I am.
我觉得我能自己吃饭了 I think I can feed myself now.
你昨天也是这么说 You said that yesterday
结果弄得我双峰之间全是布丁 and I wound up with a cleavage full of pudding.
你也听到医生说的了 You heard the therapist.
你要过好几周才能下地走动 It's gonna be weeks before you're up and running.
我只想回家 整理行李 I just wanna get home, unpack.
等你康复了再回家 好吗 You just let home come to you, OK?
邻居们都想死你了 The whole street's dying to see you.
布里都准备要给你烤鲜桃派了 Bree is even bakin' you a peach pie.
她是红头发的那位 对吧 She's the redhead, right?
没错 Right.
她丈夫是医生 叫雷克斯 Husband's the doctor. Rex.
雷克斯死了 Rex is dead.
真的吗 什么时候的事 Really? When did that happen?
-一年半之前 -什么 - About a year and a half ago. - What?
-对呀 你还参加了他的葬礼 -你在说些什么 - Yeah. You were at his funeral. - What are you talking about?
这不可能 我车祸之前刚刚见过他 That's not possible. I just met him right before my accident.
麦克 现在是哪一年 Mike, what year is it?
2004年 怎么了 2004. Why?
这叫做逆行性失忆 It's called retrograde memory loss.
是由肿胀和额叶受损引起的 It's caused by the swelling and frontal-Iobe damage.
最近两年的事情他都不记得了吗 You say he's lost two whole years?
对啊 这不正常吗 Yeah. Is that unusual?
病人通常只会失去几周的记忆 Well, patients more typically lose several weeks.
损伤情况可能比我们估计的更严重 The damage may be more severe than we thought.
你认为他能找回记忆吗 Do you think he'll get his memory back?
有可能 至少有一部分 He might. At least partially.
这方面你能帮上忙 You could be some assistance with that.
-怎么做 -给他带些私人物品 - How? - Bring him some personal belongings.
照片啊 信件啊 Photos, letters.
他需要帮助才能恢复记忆 He's gonna need some help to remember what he can't.
好啊 我肯定能填补一些空白 Well, I'm sure I could fill in a few blanks.
我跟你说过没 Did I tell you that
伯恩汉·福克斯在招聘一名新的创意总监 Burnham Fox is looking for a new creative director?
公关 你怎么会认为我想为公关公司卖命 PR? What makes you think I wanna work for a PR firm?
轻松自在 薪酬丰厚 灯红酒绿 Easy hours, big paycheck, access to great parties.
多好的机会啊 Yeahs. What was I thinking?
宝贝 我们说好的 我要去追梦 Honey, we agreed that I would chase my dream.
-可不是做公关 -我就是说说 - That ain't it. - I was just making conversation.
-击球手就位 -他来了吗 - Batter up. - Is he up?
加油啊 Oh, come on.
加油 帕克 眼睛盯牢球 Come on, Parker. Keep your eye on the ball.
一击不中 Strike one.
大伙 他就是个孩子 别这样 Hey, people. He's just a kid, OK? Come on.
二击不中 Strike two.
这种态度可帮不了他 Hey, hey. That is not helpful.
击中一个球就行 帕克 就一个球 Can we takes one, Parker. Only takes one.
这不是你儿子的错 It's not your son's fault.
他是对阵联赛最佳投手 He's up against the best pitcher in the league.
那孩子就是个战斗机 他是谁啊 That guy's a machine. Who is that kid?
尼基·阿伯特 他是我的邻居 Nicky Abbott. He's a neighbor of mine.
那孩子胳膊有13岁小孩那么粗 Kid's got an arm like a 13-year-old.
三振出局 Strike three. You're out.
我要给他买个冰激凌 I'm gonna go buy him an ice cream.
没事的 宝贝 下局你肯定能赢 It's OK, P-Dog. You're gonna get 'em the next inning.
告诉我 你还有那个小尼基什么料 So, tell me, what else do you know about this Nicky kid?
-你还差50美分 -求你了 我就这些 - You're short 50 cents. - Please. That's all I got.
满足孩子的愿望吧 Hey. Give the kid what he wants.
谢谢 你不是帕克·斯加沃的妈妈么 Thanks. Hey, aren't you Parker Scavo's mom?
没错 That's right.
来 跟我走走 Come. Walk with me.
-看来你手头有点紧 是吧 -有点 - So, money's a little tight, huh? - A little.
是啊 我听说你老爸失业了 Yeah, I heard your old man's outta work.
家里入不敷出吧 That's gotta be tough.
是啊 他们不给我零用钱了 Yeah. They cut my allowance.
这哪行 孩子得有零用钱啊 No. A kid's gotta have an allowance.
不然怎么买心仪的东西 是不是 How else are you gonna buy the things you want, right?
比如棉花糖 Like that cotton candy.
美味极了 是不是 That's a little piece of heaven, huh?
我有个主意 Hey, I got an idea.
我们可以互相帮助 We could help each other out.
我儿子总击不到球 My son's having trouble hitting the ball.
-是啊 我亲眼所见 -是啊 - Yeah, I saw that. - Yeah.
见过这么大票没 Ever seen one of these?
卡洛斯 你站那儿干嘛 Carlos, what are you doing here,
除了给我掉价之外 I mean, besides lowering my property value?
我有个消息 I had a little news
想当面告诉你 I wanted to see your face when I delivered it.
我受够了尔虞我诈 所以我打给了律师 I'm tired of fighting, so I called my lawyer
告诉他接受你的离婚赡养费要价 and told him to give in to your demands for spousal support.
真的吗 Really?
那 谢谢了 Well, thank you.
好了 你也见着我了 现在可以撤了 OK, you've seen my face. Now you can beat it.
等等 我话没说完 Wait, there's more.
既然我要把所有钱都给你 Since I'm gonna be giving you all that money,
我不得不削减开支 I have to cut back on some stuff,
比如房租 like the rent on my apartment.
但好消息是 据我的律师说 But the good news is, according to my lawyer,
我完全有权这么做 I'm completely within my rights to do this.
宝贝 我回家了 Honey, I'm home.
等等 你不能住这儿 Wait. You can't stay here.
我就等着看你这张苦瓜脸呢 Now there's the face that I was looking for.
击球手就位 Batter up.
一击不中 Strike one.
球速有点慢 他肯定是胳膊酸了 Wow. That was kinda slow. His arm must be getting tired.
是啊 投了那么多快球 Yeah, well, after all those fastballs.
加油 帕克 你能行 Come on, Parker. You can do it.
二击不中 Strike two.
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
法拉迪先生 你让丹妮尔 Mr. Faladi, I cannot thank you enough
对历史萌生兴趣 我感激不尽 for getting Danielle interested in history.
她从未在一个项目上如此努力过 She has never worked so hard on a project before.
别告诉别人 她是我最钟爱的学生 Well, don't tell anyone, but she is my favorite student.
我很高兴看到安德鲁回来了 And it's so good to see that Andrew's back.
他这段时间都去哪儿了 Where's he been all this time?
戏剧夏令营 那里口碑相当好 Drama camp. A very prestigious drama camp.
-我认识你吗 -是啊 - Do I know you? - Yeah.
是啊 有一回你用黑色轿车载了我一程 Uh, you gave me a ride in your black sedan once.
你懂的 就是有卧椅的那辆 You know, the one with the reclining seats?
不好意思 Excuse me.
那不是凯克医生吗 你认识他吗 Wasn't that Dr. Keck? You know him?
是的 我们在戏剧夏令营遇到的 Yeah. Yeah. We, uh, we met at a drama camp.
我的天啊 你是说 Oh, good Lord. You mean...?
是啊 我 给他做过一次 Yeah. I, uh... performed for him once.
-你还好吧 -我会好的 没事 - Are you all right? - I'll be all right. I'm fine.
霍华德·凯克 Howard Keck?
你确定吗 You sure?
他在邻里享有很高声望呢 He's a very respected member of the community.
是啊 谁以前不是呢 Yeah, well, they all were.
你和安德鲁今天在展览时谈了什么 What were you and Andrew talking about today, at the fair?
没什么 Uh... nothing.
我要冲些可可 你要一杯吗 I was gonna make some cocoa. Would you like some?
奥森 凯克医生匆忙逃离后 Orson, I saw the two of you whispering
我看到你俩在嘀咕什么 right after Dr. Keck ran off.
出什么事了 What happened?
听着 安德鲁让我守口如瓶 Look, Andrew asked me not to say anything,
但是我不想我俩之间有任何秘密 but I don't want there to be any secrets between us, so...
请别让他知道我告诉了你 Please don't let him know I told you.
当然不会 什么事啊 Well, of course not. What is it?
该怎么说呢 How to put this, uh...
安德鲁流落街头的时候 When Andrew was on the street,
他不光乞讨 He didn't just beg for money.
有时候 他也有劳动所得 At times he... well, he did things to earn it.
那好啊 我是说 Good. I mean,
一想到他没有工作观念我就气不打一处来 I'd hate to think he had no work ethic at all.
我的意思是 What I mean is,
男人们雇他去 men hired him to...
做些 不那么光彩的事情 ...do things, things he wasn't very proud of.
-打理庭院吗 -恐怕不是 - Yard work? - Afraid not.
奥森 你要吓着我了 Orson, you're scaring me.
他做了什么坏事吗 Did he do something awful?
不 不是坏事 人们都在做那件事 No. No, not awful. I mean, people do it all the time.
我和你也做 只是我不因此付你钱 I do it with you. I just don't pay you for it.
我想某人得喝杯可可 I think someone could use a cocoa.
听着 我们不能责怪安德鲁 Look, we mustn't judge Andrew.
他那时走投无路 He was desperate.
我永远也原谅不了自己 I'll never forgive myself.
把他赶走都是我的错 It's all my fault for pushing him away.
布里 别苛责自己 Bree, don't do that to yourself.
他现在平安地回家了 这才是关键 The important thing is he's home and safe.
凯克医生怎么扯上这事的 How does Dr. Keck fit into this?
他给安德鲁治了什么脏病吗 Is he treating Andrew for some awful disease?
事实上 我认为他是安德鲁的一个客户 Actually, I think he was one of Andrew's... clients.
霍华德·凯克吗 匪夷所思 Howard Keck? That's ridiculous.
他可是有妻子和女儿 He's got a wife and a daughter.
他是汤姆·斯加沃保龄球队的一员 He plays on Tom Scavo's bowling team.
很明显他加入了不止一个队伍 Well, it's clearly not the only team he plays for.
这是个噩梦 彻头彻尾的噩梦 This is a nightmare. An absolute nightmare.
请不要切开那块派 那是我给麦克做的 Please don't cut into that pie. I made it for Mike.
麦克·德尔非诺吗 Mike... Delfino?
对 我给你留了两条言 Yes, I left you two messages.
你没检查语音信箱吗 Didn't you check your voice mail?
他从昏迷中醒来了 He woke up from his coma.
天啊 Oh, God.
是谁啊 是莎拉·班宁吗 Who is it? Is it Sharla Banning? -
我不会说是谁的 I'm not telling who it is.
我就是问个问题 I'm just asking the question.
如果你知道了那个男的不忠 If you know a husband has been unfaithful,
你会告诉他的妻子吗 do you tell the wife?
当然啊 如果他出轨 他会把病带回家的 Absolutely. If he is cheating, he could bring home a disease.
这就是我的观点 That's what I was thinking
布尼·康纳就是这么被衣原体感染的 and that's how Bunny Conners got Chlamydia.
她说是因为穿了别人的泳衣 She said it was from wearing someone's bathing suit.
不 那是她长阴虱的原因 No, that's how she got crabs.
可怜的布尼 总有小灾小难 Poor Bunny, it's always something.
不是淋病 就是整容手术失败 If not the clap, it's a botched face lift.
尽管如此 我们都同意 Be that as it may, do we all agree that
我应该告诉那位太太吗 I should tell this man's wife?
我不会说 女人们总是说 I wouldn't. Women always say
如果丈夫出轨 她们想要知道 they wanna know if their husband is cheating
但她们总是怪罪那个告诉她们的人 and they always resent the person who tells them.
-如果汤姆出轨 你不会告诉我吗 -不 - If Tom cheated, you wouldn't tell me? - No.
但是我会雇人把他打得屁滚尿流 But I would hire someone to beat the crap out of him.
你真贴心 Aww. You're sweet.
布里 我很抱歉 Bree, I'm sorry.
我想这次你要自己决定了 I think you gotta follow your heart on this one.
尽管这很难抉择 Even if it isn't the easiest thing to do.
加布 你和卡洛斯复合了吗 Gabby... are you and Carlos getting back together?
何出此言 Why?
恕我失陪 Uh... Would you excuse me?
卡洛斯 你在做什么 Carlos, what are you doing?
我说过我有朋友要来 I told you I was having friends over.
我渴了 这也是我厨房啊 I'm thirsty. And this is my kitchen, too.
女士们 你们好 Hey, ladies.
-看在上帝的份上 穿条裤子 -我倒想 - For God's sakes, put some pants on. - I wanted to.
但是有人把我还湿着的裤子从烘干机里 But somebody threw my laundry out of the dryer
扔出去了 while it was wet.
别装了 你活该 Don't act like you didn't deserved that.
你说什么呢 What are you talking about?
-你在我洗发水里撒尿 承认吧 -什么 - You peed in my shampoo. Admit it. - What?
盖子没盖好 老娘知道你的鬼把戏 The cap was loose and I know how your sick mind works.
真的吗 要真是那样 你该知道 Really? In that case, you should know that if I was gonna
就算动点手脚 也不会是你的洗发水 do something like that i wouldn't do it to your shampoo.
遭殃的是你的漱口水 I would do it to your mouthwash,
汤羹和低因咖啡 soup and decaffeinated coffee.
女士们 Ladies.
回答你的问题 To answer your question,
我们没和好 no, we are not getting back together.
我喜欢这首歌 是关于什么的 I love this music. What's it about?
交欢 悔恨 香烟 Making love. Regret. Cigarettes.
-香烟 -我猜的 法国风情嘛 - Cigarettes? -It's what I assume. It's French.
他们有什么写什么 They write what they know.
我梦想去一趟法国 I'd love to go to France someday.
你想不想下个月就去 Would you like to go next month?
-真的吗 -我去谈生意 一起去吧 - Are you serious? - I'm going on business. Come with me.
伊恩 我才请了一周假 Ian, I just took a week off.
很难再有合适的事由了 I couldn't possibly justify taking another.
你会处理好的 You'll manage.
事实证明我们都是很冲动的人 We've proven ourselves masters of the flimsy rationalization.
好吧 你得答应我 Well, OK. You gotta promise me
我们不会整天在酒店里缠绵 we'll actually leave the hotel room.
那是巴黎 宝贝 在哪都能享尽鱼水之欢 It's Paris, dear. You can pretty much make love anywhere.
你说过这里没信号的 You said you didn't get reception here.
有时候能接通 Well. The occasional signal gets through.
别接了 Please don't answer.
是朱莉 我必须接 Oh, it's Julie. I have to.
你好 什么事 Hello. What's up?
我没法... I can't...
你能再说一次吗 No, can you say that again?
信号太差了 The signal's really bad.
什么 我的天呐 What? Oh, my God.
-出什么事了 -麦克醒了 - Is something wrong? - Mike woke up.
朱莉 他什么时候... Um, Julie, when did he w...
朱莉 朱莉 Julie? Julie?
妈的 天呐 Oh, damn it! Oh, my God.
噢 额滴神啊 Oh, my God.
我得走了 我得离开这里 I have to go. I gotta get out of here.
好的 你自便吧 Yes, of course.
你坐在我的胸罩上了 I think that you're sitting on my bra.
教练怎么说 What'd the coach say?
你觉得呢 帕克被开除了 What do you think he say? Parker's off the team.
这不公平 又不是他的错 That's not fair. It's not his fault.
那又怎样 It doesn't matter.
因为他老妈贿赂了一个8岁的投球手 Because his mother bribed an eight-year-old pitcher,
顺便一说 他也被开除了 who also, by the way, was kicked off of his team.
不会吧 Not Nicky, too?
你在想什么呢 What were you thinking?
我是想让我儿子变得自信 I was trying to repair my son's shattered self-esteem.
靠50美元 With a 50?
当初要是你让帕克退出 Honey, everything would have been fine
就万事大吉了 if you'd just let Parker quit.
原谅我不想让我儿子半途而废 Well, excuse me for not wanting my son to be a quitter.
是啊 家里有俩缩头乌龟 Yeah, 'cause I guess having two in the family
是有点多了 would be a bit much.
哇 何出此言 Whoa. Where'd that come from?
你说你支持我离开广告业 You say that you support my decision to leave advertising
去追求梦想 to follow my dream,
但现在显然你很后悔 but it is obvious that you resent it.
才不是呢 That is not true.
那你怎么不停地向我暗示 Why do you keep dropping hints
去伯恩汉·福克斯面试 about the job at Burnham Fox, huh?
我只是认为 既然你正在花时间 I just figured, since you're taking your time
想弄清楚你的梦想是什么 figuring out what your dream even is,
也许你还愿意顺便赚几个钱 you might make a few bucks in the meantime.
我也有梦想啊 还包括想维持这个家 I have a dream too. It includes keeping this house.
好像我不... Like I don't...
-你们在吵架吗 -没 - Are you fighting? - No.
没有 No.
我们只是很兴奋 It was excitement.
因为我们决定 Because we have just decided
你不必再打棒球了 you don't have to play baseball anymore.
-很棒吧 -但我现在不能退出 - Isn't that great? - But I can't stop now.
-啊 -除非我最后打得好了 - Huh? - Not when I'm finally getting good.
你说得对 老妈 You were right, Mom.
我只是需要多练习 我们快去练球 I just need a little more practice. Come on. Let's go practice.
在外面等你 See you outside.
你的教子秘诀的下一页写的什么 So, what's on the next page of your parenting handbook?
-伊恩 你能快点吗 -我够快了 - Ian, can you please hurry? - I am hurrying.
我们10分钟前就该上路了 We should be on the road ten minutes ago.
这又不是酒店退房 It's not like checking out of a hotel.
我要关好煤气 锁好门 There's doors to secure, I have to turn the gas valve off.
你不能迟点再善后吗 Can't you do that stuff later?
什么时候 等浣熊在这繁衍后代吗 When?After the place is overrun by raccoons?
当然煤气爆炸了 被耻笑的肯定是它们 Of course the joke'll be on them when it blows up.
麦克醒了 他躺在那儿 Mike is awake, he's lying there
肯定要找我 and he's wondering where I am.
我懂 你很着急 再等一会儿 Yes, I get it. You're in a hurry. Just please give me a minute.
要是简醒了 你肯定会快点 I bet you'd move faster if Jane were awake.
这张是我穿比基尼你帮我照的 Here's the picture that you took of me
就在泳池派对上面 in my bikini at that pool party.
你该告诉我 我露点了 You could have warned me I was showing a little nip.
噢 苏珊·梅尔 还记得她吗 Oh. Susan Mayer. Remember her?
是的 她很漂亮 Yeah. She's pretty.
她也在照片里 Yeah, she is sorta in this picture.
这张有日期吗 Is there a date on this thing?
护士说她经常来看我 The nurses said that she visited me a lot.
-我们很亲近吗 -你才刚刚恢复意识 - We were close, huh? - You have just come out of a coma.
在你恢复好一点之前 Can we not talk about Susan
我们别谈她好吗 till you start to regain your strength?
为什么 Why?
天呐 不该由我来告诉你的 Oh, God. I hate to be the one telling you this.
要是你不愿意... Well, if you don't want to...
那个贱妇根本不把你放在眼里 That tramp treated you like dirt.
她欺骗你的感情 还跟别人上床 She strung you along, she slept with other guys.
你跟她分了两次手 You broke up with her twice.
那在我昏迷时 她怎么一直来看我 Then why did she keep visiting me when I was out of it?
她总跟别人纠缠不清 Well, she's a bit of a stalker.
我还担心她会来这 I was worried that she was gonna coming here
拔掉你输液管什么的呢 and disconnect one of the tubes or something.
不过别担心 她又跟别人好上了 But don't worry, she's glommed onto some new guy,
现在应该那汉子的山寨里翻云覆雨呢 she's up in the mountains at his place with him right now.
她告诉护士她很爱我 She told the nurses that she really loved me.
关于苏珊有一点你必须牢记 That's the one thing about Susan that you must never forget.
她是个骗子 She is a liar.
你是来看麦克·德尔非诺的吗 You waiting to see Mike Delfino?
是的 我是他的邻居 Yes. I'm a... I'm a neighbor.
但有人在陪他 我还是等会来 But he has a visitor, so I'll come back later.
如果他不认识你 别吃惊 Don't be surprise if he doesn't recognize you.
他有严重的失忆 He's suffered significant memory loss.
真的吗 Really?
那太遗憾了 That's too bad.
真的不进去吗 Sure you don't wanna go in?
布利特小姐整天在这 她不会介意的 Ms.Britt's here all the time.She won't mind.
不了 我都等了这么久 可以再等等 No, I've waited this long. I can wait a bit longer.
加布 Gabby?
卡洛斯 怎么了 Hey, Carlos. What's up?
我的钥匙打不开门了 My key won't work.
可能是因为我换锁了 That's probably because I had the locks changed.
-加布 -安全一点总没错 - Gabby. - Can't be too safe.
不经意间 就有人搬到我家来了 You never know when someone might move in on you
谁知道呢 when you're not looking.
喂 警察局吗 有个人闯进我家了 Hello, 911? There's an intruder breaking into my home.
能让他们带上枪吗 他好像是墨西哥人 Can you tell them to come armed? I think he's Mexican.
我跟你说了 我是她老公 I'm telling you. I'm her husband.
我给她买的房子 房产证上有我的名字 I bought her this house. My name is on the deed.
夫人 如果他是你丈夫 肯定有记录 Ma'am, if you're married, it's a matter of public record.
我很快就能查出来 I can find out quickly.
我们的离婚手续办得乱七八糟 All right. We're going through a messy divorce,
而且他还搬回来跟我住了 and he moved back in on me.
众所周知 太太继续住在大宅里 And everyone knows the wife keeps the house
而丈夫搬进破烂的公寓 and the husband gets the crappy apartment.
美国就是这样的 It's the American way.
找我律师吧 这完全合法 Call my lawyer. This is all totally legal.
她也知道 他只是想报复我 And she knows it. She's trying to get back at me.
我明白了 I hear that.
你肯定不会相信 You wouldn't believe
我离婚的时候 我老婆做了什么好事 the stuff my wife pulled when we split.
你们不能偏袒他啊 You can't take sides.
警察怎么能有袒护行为 Police officers aren't allowed to take sides.
是我在给你薪水 I pay your salary.
泰德 你看到了吗 Ted, you see that?
这位女士刚才袭击了我 This lady just assaulted me.
只是拍了一下嘛 泰德 疼吗 It was a swat. Ted, does this hurt?
拿开你们的手 警察动粗了啊 Get your hands off me. Police brutality!
这都是我的错 为什么要惩罚帕克 This is all my fault. Why punish Parker?
抱歉 斯加沃太太 无规矩不成方圆 Sorry, Mrs. Scavo. Rules are rules.
我不能让他归队 I can't put him back on the team.
再赛一次就行了 他会搞砸的 Just one more game, he'll suck,
别的孩子会嘲笑他 the other kids will taunt him.
他就会想放弃了 这可是多赢啊 He'll wanna quit again. See, everybody wins.
-真希望能帮到你 -求你了 - Wish I could help, but... - Please.
你装什么清高 You pretending you're above that?
你就不能通融一次吗 You can't bend the rules just once?
你知道吗 队里需要换新头盔了 You know, the team could use some new batting helmets.
你在索贿吗 You're asking for a bribe?
我去拿我的支票簿 I'll get my checkbook.
你好 薇拉 Hello, Vera.
我给你做了一点你最喜欢的 I made you some of those shortbread biscuits
奶油饼干 that you like so much.
真贴心 进来喝杯茶吧 How sweet. Can you stay for some tea?
很久不见 我们该叙叙旧了 It's been so long. We have some catching up to do.
是的 确实需要 Yes. Yes, we do.
我知道这对你的打击有多大 I know how painful this must be for you.
考虑到安德鲁扮演的角色 我也很难受 It isn't easy for me either, considering Andrew's role in it.
你为什么跟我说这些 And why have you told me this?
因为我觉得你想要知道 Because I thought you'd wanna know.
为什么 Why?
这样你就能采取措施 So you could do something.
你以为我是白痴吗 Do you think I'm an idiot?
对一起生活了27年的人 That I know nothing about the man
一无所知 I've lived with for 27 years?
我一直知道霍华德有某种发泄方式 I've always assumed Howard had some outlet.
有一个不为人知的朋友 A friend tucked away somewhere.
我不太清楚 我也懒得去管 I didn't know. I didn't care to know.
但感谢你将我丈夫的行为描述得 But thank you for painting so vivid, so indelible a picture
栩栩如生 让人难以忘怀 of my husband's activities.
很抱歉 我只是觉得 换作是我 I'm sorry. I just felt that if it were me, I...
你不会想知道的 You'd want to know.
我当然想知道 Yes. Absolutely.
那看来我要给你道个歉了 Then I owe you an apology.
因为我知道你家里的一个小秘密 Because I've been sitting on a little secret about your family.
其实 那也不算是什么秘密了 Actually, it's not much of a secret.
我女儿跟我说 My daughter tells me
这在拉拉队里已经是人尽皆知了 it's common knowledge among the cheerleaders.
是什么 What is?
丹妮尔跟她的历史老师睡了 The fact that Danielle is sleeping with her history teacher.
但是我的礼仪哪去了 But where are my manners?
我真应该给你送点饼干的 I should have brought some biscuits with that.
注意了 Batter up.
我们是年度最佳父母 Well, aren't we just the parents of the year?
在这里坐等儿子的失败 Rooting for our son to fail
我们就可以避开一次行贿丑闻了 so we can weasel out of a bribery scandal.
两次行贿丑闻 得把头盔也算上 Two bribery scandals. Gotta count the batting helmets.
一击不中 Strike one.
值得一提的是 You konw for what's it worth,
我认为你不是一个半途而废的人 I don't think you're a quitter.
很好 Good.
-你不怨恨我吗 -不 - And you don't resent me? - No.
-好的 或许有一点 -为什么 - OK, well, maybe a little. - Why?
你应该去追逐你的梦想 You get to chase your dream
而我应该把我的一生都献给广告业 while I get to spend my life in advertising.
二击不中 Strike two.
或许我想写本书 Maybe I'd like to write a book or,
或是开创自己的杂志 you know, start my own magazine.
我会想 不行啊 因为我有个家要去养 Then I think, "I can't. I have a family to support."
我也很乐意就这样 大部分的时候 And I am OK with that... most of the time.
你知道吗 You know what?
我会去伯恩汉·福克斯应聘的 I'm gonna look into that job at Burnham Fox.
你敢 Don't you dare.
你必须去追逐你的梦想 You are gonna chase your dream
99%的时间我是会支持你的 and I am gonna support you 99% of the time.
那我就别无所求了 That's all I could really ask for.
他是怎么做到的 How the hell did he do that?
糟了 他们在为他欢呼 Crap, they're cheering for him.
天啊 他肯定永远都不想退出了 Oh, jeez. He's never gonna quit now.
我们要怎么跟他说 What are we gonna say to him?
我不知道 伙计 I don't know, buddy.
看起来伤得非常严重 It looks like a pretty bad sprain.
或许这季的比赛都不能参加了 Probably gonna be out the rest of the season.
真惨 Damn.
但是你知道吗 刚可是鬼神附体的一击 Hey, but you know what? That was one heck of a hit.
肯定是 Sure was.
保释金付过了 走吧 Posted your bail. We can go.
-加布 -不要跟我说话 - Gabby... - Don't talk to me.
高兴点 你在那大概就待了一个小时 Oh, lighten up. You were in there for maybe an hour.
你知道的 这整件事都很搞笑 The whole thing is funny and you know it.
好了 加布 Come on, Gabby.
我们都对着干了几个月了 We've been going at each other for months now.
歇战吧 Can we just stop?
你知道我们最终又会重归于好的 You know we're gonna end up back together.
你肯定是疯了 Wow. You are crazy.
把三年的感情都抛弃那才疯狂呢 What's crazy is throwing away the past three years.
为什么不坦诚相待 谈谈真正的感受呢 Why can't we just say what we really feel for a change?
行 我先说 我还是很爱你 Fine. I'll get the ball rolling. I still love you.
那可怎么办 我不爱你 That's too bad. I don't love you.
是啊 没错 Yeah, right.
我不爱你 I don't.
不爱你已经很久了 And I haven't for a very long time.
你在说谎 你这么说只是为了让我伤心 That's a lie. You're just saying that to hurt me.
不 如果我想让你伤心 No. If I wanted to hurt you
我就会告诉你上周末的事情 I would tell you about last weekend,
我跟约翰·罗兰睡了 when I slept with John Rowland.
卡洛斯 你在做什么 Carlos, what are you doing?
卡洛斯 Carlos!
你不能把我丢在这个荒无人烟的地方 You can't leave me out here in the middle of nowhere.
丹妮尔 她是你的历史老师 Danielle, he is your history teacher
而且他都35岁了 and he is 35 years old.
罗伯特说年龄只是数字而已 Robert says age is just a number.
你敢离开试试 Don't you dare leave.
你不能把我们分开 我们彼此相爱 You can't break us up. I love him and he loves me.
算了吧 妈妈 Come on, Mom.
我感觉我是世上最失败的母亲 I am so tired of feeling like
为此我已心力交瘁 the worst mother who ever lived.
你不是 这不还有奶奶吗 You're not. There's Grandma.
我努力想要树立一个好榜样 I've tried so hard to set a good example.
我使尽万般解数 I've done the best I could to
来教你们分辨是非黑白 teach you kids right from wrong.
为什么就没点用呢 Why isn't it taking?
有用的 It took. I mean,
我们知道是非黑白的区别 we know the difference between right from wrong.
但我们就是会走错路 We just chose wrong.
为什么 Why?
有时候 你使劲逼孩子往一条路走 Sometimes when you push a kid really hard to go one way,
另一条路看起来就会更有意思 the other way starts to look more entertaining.
你太坏了 You're awful.
我知道 我认为是养育不当的责任 I know. I blame shoddy parenting.
我们从未讨论过 You know, we never discussed
你不在的时候生活是怎样的 what it was like for you while you were away.
我只是想你知道 什么时候你想谈谈了 I just want you to know, if you ever wanna talk about it,
你可以告诉我一切 there's nothing you can't tell me.
谢谢 Thanks.
但不是现在 好吗 Not right now, OK?
我等下来拿我的包 I'll pick up my bags later.
-你不在 不是我的错 -什么 - It's not my fault you weren't there. - What?
不是我的错 我知道你的感受 但是 It's not. I know what you're feeling, but...
你怎么可能知道 How could you possibly know?
6个月来 For six months
我每天祈祷 祈祷他能醒过来 I have prayed every day for that man to wake up.
是你让我放弃他的 And you made me give up on him.
我没让你放弃他 I did not make you.
虽说不是故意的 但还是你导致的 Not on purpose. But you did.
你很温馨 迷人 还是英国人 You were sweet, charming and English.
这就是为什么当我的祈祷得到了回应时 And that why when my prayers were answered,
我却赤身裸体躺在别人的怀抱里 I was naked in someone else's arms.
这本应该永不发生的 This should never have happened.
你想说什么都可以 You can say what you want.
说你有罪恶感 说时机不对 Say that you feel guilty. Say that it was bad timing.
但是你不能说这本应该永不发生 But don't you say that this should never have happened.
因为这么多年来 Because you're the best thing
遇见你 是最美好的事 that's happened to me in years.
伊恩 对不起 Ian, I'm sorry.
我知道你的感受 I know how you feel.
但那是麦克 我的麦克啊 It's Mike. It's my Mike.
你该去了 Then... then you should go.
谢谢 Thank you.
天啊 你醒了 Oh, my God. You are awake.
-好啊 苏珊 -天啊 - Hi, Susan. - Oh, God.
能再次听到你声音真是太棒了 It's so wonderful to hear your voice again.
他们说你经常来这儿 They say you've been here a lot.
是的 是的 我经常来 Yes. Yes, I have.
几乎每天都来 Almost every day.
你不知道得知你醒来 我却不在你身边 I can't tell you how much I'm kicking myself
我有多想踹自己 for not being here when you woke up.
你去哪了 Where were you?
我在郊外 I was in the country.
但我回来了 But I'm back now.
好的 OK.
有什么不对吗 见到我你似乎不太高兴 Something wrong? You don't seem happy to see me.
说实话 我不记得你了 To be honest, I don't remember you.
什么 What?
我记得我搬到美景镇 遇见了很多人 I remember moving to Fairview and meeting people.
仅此而已 After that, nothing.
医生说是头部外伤引起的 The doctors say it's the head trauma.
但是你会好起来的 But you're gonna be all right.
我会帮你恢复记忆的 I'm gonna help you remember.
如果你不介意的话 我有点累了 If you don't mind, I'm kind of tired now.
好的 OK.
好的 你睡吧 Right, you, um... You sleep.
我明天再过来 I'll come back tomorrow.
我希望你不要来了 I'd rather you didn't.
我还要做治疗 Well, I've got therapy.
下周再说吧 Maybe next week.
好的 OK.
我们都有改写历史的缘由 We all have our reasons for rewriting history.
有时候我们只需为自己找点借口 Sometimes we need to provide ourselves alibis.
戏剧夏令营棒极了 Drama camp was awesome.
绝对自由 We're talking zero supervision.
有时候我们想伤害那些曾经伤害过我们的人 Sometimes we wanna hurt someone who has hurt us.
你告诉卡洛斯相册是他的了 So you can tell Carlos that he can have the photo albums.
她说那对她没有任何意义 She says that they hold no sentimental value for her.
还有时候 And then there are times
我们只想从窘境中脱困 we just wanna spare ourselves embarrassment.
我不知道这些谣言是怎么传开的 I don't know how these rumors start.
帕克退出是因为他扭伤了脚踝 Parker only quit the team 'cause he hurt his ankle.
当然 也有人认为重写历史 Of course, there are some who feel that
只是用另一种方式来撒谎 to rewrite history is just another way to lie.
可怜的霍华德 今晚又要忙到很晚 And poor Howard has to work late again tonight.
当然了 他是尽心为了这个家 Of course, he does it all for the family.
但什么才是历史呢 But what is history anyway...
你说我跟苏珊约会了很久 You say I dated Susan for a long time.
你觉得我爱上她了吗 Do you think I was in love with her?
那只不过是一堆谎言 你同意吗 ... but a set of lies, agreed upon?
我不觉得 I don't.
我真的 真的不觉得 I really, really don't.