《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
-我的背啊 扭到了 -你在哭吗 - My back. I threw it out. - Jeez, are you crying?
有一点啦 Just a little.
伊迪家来了个不速之客 Edie got an unexpected visitor...
记得我儿子吗 Remember my little boy?
我不知道你儿子突然来看你啊 I didn't know your son was coming for a visit.
他爸爸把他甩这儿呆四周 His father dumped him for four weeks.
加布成了维克多的新目标 Gaby became the object of Victor's desire.
你不觉得 我是个猎手吗 Have you not noticed? I'm a catch.
我看出来了 但我没上你贼船 I have noticed, and I'm throwing you back.
而当麦克努力回想往昔时 And as Mike struggled to recall his past,
伊恩的嫉妒心使他先发制人 Ian's jealousy spurred him to action.
-愿意嫁给我吗 -我愿意 - Will you be my wife? - Yes!
天啊 我好紧张 God, I'm so nervous.
不用紧张 他们会和我一样喜欢你的 Don't be. They're going to adore you as much as I do.
谢谢 我正需要鼓励 Oh, thanks. I needed to hear that.
亲爱的 有刺 Ah, darling, thorns.
真对不起 Oh! I'm... I'm so sorry.
要说这世上伊恩·海恩斯沃斯 完全确定的一件事 If there was one thing Ian Hainsworth was sure of,
那就是他对苏珊·迈尔的爱 是不可摧毁的 it was that his love for Susan Mayer was indestructible.
这一认知已经经过一次 He knew this because it had been tested again...
又一次 ...and again...
再一次的考验 ...and again.
伊恩还是原谅了苏珊 Still, Ian had found a way to forgive Susan
偶尔的不雅 her occasional lack of grace.
他们来了 Oh, here they come.
现在他想的问题是 The question now on his mind was,
他父母会不会一样宽容 would his parents be able to do the same?
父亲 Father.
这是我未婚妻 苏珊 This is my fiance, Susan.
这是我父母 格拉汉姆和达莉雅 These are my parents, Graham and Dahlia.
太荣幸了 Delighted.
你一点也不夸张 她真是美人 You weren't exaggerating, she's a vision.
终于见到你俩 真是太好了 It's so great to finally meet both of you.
-这送给你 -小心 母亲 - Oh, this is for you. - Careful, Mother.
-有刺 -伊恩 我知道如何手持玫瑰 - Thorns. - Ian, I know how to hold a rose.
那当然 我只是不想苏珊 Yes, of course, of course. I just didn't want Susan to...
你说得对 对不起 You're right, sorry.
-有人饿了吗 -是的 - Anyone hungry? - Yes.
把肉放在木炭上直接烤吗 So one puts the meat atop the burning coals?
好美妙的原生态 How wonderfully primal.
我觉得自己像是快乐的荒野女牛仔 Yes, I'll feel like some gloriously rough-hewn cowgirl,
享受着 enjoying her...
怎么说来着 储粮 What's the word? Vittles?
-不 不是那么说的 -是那么说没错 - No, that can't be right. - No, it is. It's "vittles".
给你来点喝的吗 So can I get you something to drink?
我想喝一小杯杜松子酒 I'd adore just a thimble of gin.
亲爱的 你呆着吧 我去拿 Oh, no. You stay, darling. I can manage.
进行得挺顺利的 时来运转 It seems to be going rather well. Touch wood.
-你很担心吗 -你懂的 -Were you worried? - Oh, you know.
把未婚妻介绍给父母总是有点担心的 Introducing one's fiance to one's parents is a bit fraught.
你不提我也知道 You don't have to tell me.
我第一次见达莉雅的父母 The first time I met Dahlia's parents was
完全是灾难啊 a complete disaster.
当时我们在喝茶 点心都放在小碟里 We were at tea and there was this plate of small cakes,
我给她妈递了过去 and as I offered one to her mother,
结果打翻了 咚一声 I tipped the plate, and plop!
一块烤饼正好掉进夫人的茶杯里 A scone fell right into her Ladyship's teacup!
伯爵茶洒得到处都是 Earl Grey everywhere!
桌布上 夫人的裙子上 On the cloth, her mother's skirt...
你肯定窘迫得很 You must have been mortified.
是啊 绝对是一场灾难 Oh, I was. It was an absolute debacle.
各位 Um, guys?
别担心 她人没事 Uh, don't worry. She's all right.
是的 伊恩·海恩斯沃斯知道 Yes, Ian Hainsworth knew
他对苏珊的爱是不可摧毁的 his love for Susan was indestructible.
可惜的是 他妈妈的雪纺绸并非如此 Unfortunately for his mother, chiffon was not.
每个家庭主妇的衣柜里 In every housewife's closet,
都有一件宝贝衣服 there's a treasured article of clothing
是她不想割舍的 that she refuses to part with.
也许是一件旧拉拉队服 It might be an old cheerleader uniform
象征着她的青春 that symbolizes her youth.
或是生孩子前穿过的最后一件泳装 Or the last bikini she wore before she had children.
又或是一条很昂贵的裤子 Or a pair of expensive pants,
她祈祷能再度引领潮流 she prays will come back in style.
但对于加布丽尔·索利斯来说 But for Gabrielle Solis,
每件衣服都是珍宝 every piece of clothing was a treasure.
精心挑选 妥善安置的 Carefully selected, beautifully maintained,
不可替代的珍宝 and utterly irreplaceable.
不敢相信你又买了件性感内衣 Can't believe you bought another bustier.
我知道 我饥渴的时候是不该去买内衣 I know, I shouldn't shop for lingerie when I'm horny.
跟饥饿时买吃的一样 It's like buying groceries when hungry.
最近不走桃花运吧 多长时间了 In a slump, huh? How long's it been?
快三个星期了 我都要死啦 About three weeks and I am dying.
差点就要勾引我家园丁了 I am this close to seducing my gardener.
这事我早干过了 Been there, done that.
你那个可口少年啊 你觉得 That scrumptious teenager of yours. Hey, do you think...
-他结婚了 -可恶 - He's married. - Mmm. Damn.
维克多·朗呢 你们俩 How about that Victor Lang? Have you two...?
不 天哪 没有 No. God, no.
其实我想今晚吃完饭就把他甩了 In fact, I think I'm dumping him after dinner tonight.
为什么 Why?
他有钱又帅 还很可能要当市长 He's rich, he's gorgeous, he's probably going to be mayor.
你还想要什么样的啊 I mean, what more do you want?
我不知道 他太自大了 I don't know. He's just too arrogant.
他把我描绘得像个已得手的战利品 He acts like I'm some trophy he's already won.
让人不爽 It's infuriating.
那确实是 我能上他吗 Yeah, that's awful. Can I do him?
别这样 你不至于这么饥渴吧 Oh, stop it. You cannot be that hard up.
刚才说了我的园丁已经62岁了吗 Did I mention my gardener's 62?
这怎么回事 What the hell is this?
天呐 Oh, my God!
不 No!
亲爱的 Honey?
-你的制服呢 -糟了 又忘在家里了 - Where's your uniform? - Oh, crap. I left it at home again.
我早料到了 所以 Yeah, I figured you would. Again. That's why...
我从仓库拿了一件新的 I pulled an extra one from the back.
谢谢 你确定是我的... Thanks. Are you sure it's the right...
对 是你的号 Yep. Your size.
我在想 Listen, I was thinking.
餐厅职员身着制服 Wouldn't it be better if the staff wore a uniform,
而我俩穿便服 不是更好吗 and you and I wore regular clothes?
那样就像 That way, it's like,
"欢迎光临斯加沃 我们就是斯加沃夫妇" "Hi, welcome to Scavo's. We're the Scavos."
没错 但我喜欢穿制服 Yeah, but I like wearing the uniform.
你要不穿的话 好像我们都是给你打工的 And when you don't, it looks like we all work for you.
有道理 还有一个好理由 我讨厌橙色 Oh, good point. OK, here's another good point. I hate orange.
什么时候开始 Since when?
一直都讨厌 你知道我的衣柜 Since always. You know my closet.
肯定有注意到没一件是橙色的 Surely you've noticed I don't own anything orange.
不 我并没有... No. I hadn't....
橙色等于"注意 坏事来了" Orange says, "Beware. Something bad's going to happen."
所以救生衣 That's why it's used for life vests,
交通路标 囚衣的颜色都是橙色 traffic cones and convicts.
-勒奈特 -还有这色彩让我脸色显得苍白 - Lynette. - Also, it washes me out completely.
老实穿制服吧 You're wearing the uniform.
你这是丈夫还是老板的语气 Are you speaking as my husband or as my boss?
当然是老板 Definitely your boss.
你丈夫可是怕死你了 Your husband, too damn scared of you.
应该的 As well he should be.
在伊迪步行回家的路上 As Edie walked home,
她的无爱生活在脑中徘徊不去 all she could think of was her non-existent love life...
传给我 卡洛斯 Pass it to me, Carlos!
还有她想要重返情场的急切心情 ... and how much she wanted back in the game.
就在此时 她看到了一个 It was just then she saw someone
想勾搭的人 she might like to play with.
看见没 伊迪 这孩子打得很不错吧 Did you see that, Edie? The kid's looking good, huh?
-很不错 -我们还能再来一次吗 - Mm, looking real good. - Can we play another game?
不行 该吃午饭了 快去洗洗手 No, it's lunch time. You go wash up.
-再见 卡洛斯 -回见 - Bye, Carlos. - Bye.
你跟崔沃斯处得真好 You have been so great with Travers.
今晚我请你吃牛排吧 Let me take you out for steak tonight.
你不用报答我啊 You don't have to pay me back.
我比他玩得还尽兴呢 I'm having more fun than he is.
那就再安排你们玩一次吧 Well then, we'll just have to arrange for another play date.
随时奉陪 Any time.
-看谁回来了 -咱们再来一次 好吗 - Look who's back. - Yes, let's try this again, shall we?
-我很抱歉 -别提啦 - I am so sorry about... - Please! Not another word.
穿雪纺绸来吃烧烤 完全自找麻烦啊 Chiffon at a barbecue? I was asking to be immolated.
-喝点酒吗 母亲 -当然要来点 - Drink with dinner, Mother? - Oh, God, yes.
别坐那张椅子 那个不稳 Not that chair. That's the wobbler.
我正存钱买新的呢 坐这吧 I'm saving up for a new set. Sit here.
伊恩说你还有个女儿 Ian tells us you have a young daughter.
她不一起吃吗 Won't she be joining us?
朱莉吗 不 她这个周末在她爸那过 Julie? No, she's at her father's this weekend.
有什么问题吗 Is something wrong?
只是伊恩告诉我们 Well, it's just that Ian told us that
说你丈夫已过世多年 your husband had been gone for years.
我们以为你是寡妇呢 We assumed you were a widow.
可惜 卡尔还活蹦乱跳呢 真可惜 No, Karl's alive and kicking...sadly.
这么说你是失婚女啊 So you're a divorcee?
为什么离婚 他打你吗 What happened? Did he beat you?
不 当然不是 No. Of course not.
她有充分的理由 母亲 She had ample grounds, Mother.
卡尔是个不知廉耻的花花公子 Karl was a shameless womanizer.
-只是搞外遇啊 -只是外遇 - So it was just adultery? - Just adultery?
在我看来 男人天性软弱 To my way of thinking, men are, by nature, weak.
格拉汉姆肯定会支持我这观点 I think Graham will back me up on that.
至于吗 达莉雅 Really, Dahlia.
要是想婚姻长久 那你丈夫偶有迷失时 If you want your marriage to last, when your husband strays,
你让他忏悔 然后继续生活 you extract some suitable penance and get on with it.
惩罚罪恶 但仍爱罪人 Punish the sin, but love the sinner.
跟卡尔更像是 Yeah, well, with Karl I was more,
"甩了混蛋 抓住财产" "Divorce the ass and seize the assets."
所以你最好小心点 So you better watch out.
背叛会激发我的报复心 Betrayal makes me vengeful.
防患于未然 Well, that's good to know.
当然的 Yes, it certainly is.
显然 阁楼的热水器爆了 Apparently, the water heater in the attic had burst.
什么都毁了 我的衣服 鞋子 裙子 Everything is ruined. My clothes, my shoes, dresses.
-你为什么在笑 -我们视角不同 - Why are you smiling? - We have different perspectives.
你看到的是被毁的衣服 You see ruined clothes and
而我看到一个能借机敲诈男友的女人 I see a woman who could certainly use a rich boyfriend.
你永远不会成为我的男友 You will never be my boyfriend.
加布 你明明已经为我痴狂 Gaby, how much longer are you going to pretend
你还要伪装多久 you're not crazy about me?
不用太久 这是我们最后一次约会 Not much longer. This is our last date.
貌似你上次就说是最后一次了 Didn't you say it was our last date on our last date?
-这次是认真的 -帮帮忙 下次再认真 - I mean it this time. - Do me a favor. Mean it next time.
我要在扶轮社接受授奖 I'm getting an award at the Rotary Club.
-没劲 -拜托 - Boring. - Come on.
我希望我的女伴是那最美的女人 I want my date to be the most beautiful woman in the room.
这是恭维我吗 Is that supposed to flatter me?
你是没见过扶轮社那些女人 Only if you've never seen the women of the Rotary Club.
闭嘴 给我找件线衫 Shut up and get me a sweater.
没看见我快冻死了吗 Have you even noticed how cold I am?
何止看见 我今晚大饱眼福了 Noticed? It's made my whole evening.
线衫 马上的 Sweater! Now!
穿件羊绒衫如何 How about a nice cashmere cardigan?
-天哪 -怎么了 - Oh, my God! - What?
看看这个 Look at this!
有拉克鲁瓦 恩加罗还有高堤耶 There's Lacroix,and Ungaro and Vintage Gaultier.
我对时尚没什么研究 I don't know much about fashion.
她们会听见的 Shh! They can hear you.
上帝啊 这后面还有一排 Oh, my God! There's another rack back here!
这全是你前妻的吗 Is this all your ex-wife's stuff?
是的 她新房子弄好之前先放这 Yeah. She's storing it here until her new house is ready.
天呐 她跟我穿一个号 Oh, my God! She wears my size.
太神奇了 没人跟我穿一个号的 It's amazing. Nobody wears my size.
看来我有此癖好 Well, I guess I have a type.
那话本来会让我毛骨悚然 Normally that would creep me out,
但要是我可以借这条独一无二的安达利 except it means that I can borrow
去参加颁奖礼就没关系了 this one-of-a-kind Andare for our date.
等等 高跟鞋女郎 这可是我前妻的 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Heel, girl. This belongs to my ex.
-那又怎样 -她不希望我 - So? - So I don't think she'd appreciate me
把她的衣服借给新女友穿的 loaning her clothes to my girlfriend.
首先 我不是你的女朋友 OK. A, I'm not your girlfriend.
其次 你不说她怎么会知道 And B, she's not going to find out unless you tell her.
拜托啦 这么漂亮的裙子是要穿给人看的 Come on! A dress this gorgeous is meant to be seen.
它在衣橱每挂一天 就有一个天使折翼 Every day it hangs in a closet an angel loses its wings.
很有意思 不过还是不行 That's very cute. But the answer's still no.
我们走吧 Come on. Let's go.
加布 Gaby.
我只想和它道别 I just wanted a moment to say goodbye.
下一幕 男的醒了 那个女孩 So in the next scene, the guy wakes up and the girl...
茱莉亚·罗伯茨还是桑德拉·布洛克 Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, one of those,
站在那 端着一盘煎饼 is standing there holding a tray of pancakes.
-然后呢 -跟你说我不记得了啊 - What happens then? - I keep telling you I don't remember.
有什么关系呢 反正只是一部电影而已 What's the difference? It's just a stupid movie I saw.
但每次想起来的时候 都会觉得伤心难过 Yet every time you remember it, you feel sad or upset.
我觉得看电影时 或之后发生了什么 I think something happened at that movie or just afterwards.
你和谁一起看的 Who did you see it with?
肯定是和姑娘看的 Well, it's obviously some chick flick.
那就可能是苏珊 So probably Susan.
干嘛不去问她呢 Why not ask her about it?
没准她能告诉你发生了什么 Maybe she can tell you what happened.
不 我不想去打扰她 No. No, I don't want to bother her.
她刚订婚 She just got engaged.
麦克 治疗不仅要帮你恢复记忆 Mike, this therapy isn't just about recovering your memories.
而且要让你得到解脱 It's about you getting closure.
除非知道这些情感是什么 The emotions you feel won't be resolved
否则永远无法抛开 until you know what they're about.
我不知道 I don't know.
拜托 跟苏珊谈谈吧 有什么大不了啊 Come on, talk to Susan. What could it hurt?
太棒了 我最爱模型飞机 That's awesome. I love model airplanes.
-那你会帮我一起组装吗 -好啊 - So you will help me put it together? - Sure.
那放学后见 I'll see you after school.
-你能七点过来吗 -为什么这么晚 - Can you come at seven instead? - Why so late?
妈妈说不做完作业不许玩 回见 Mom says I can't play until I finish my homework. Bye.
他来了 我可以不睡觉看电视了吧 He's coming. So can I stay up and watch my show now?
想看到多晚都可以 英雄 You can stay up as late as you want, champ.
明天 你要早点上床睡 Tomorrow, you are going to have an early night.
你爸爸在上面都呆了20分钟了 Your father's been up there 20 minutes.
你确定他没事吗 Are you sure he's OK?
他没事 他吃完饭经常要躺一会 He's fine. He always lies down after dinner.
他说有助于消化 放松点 一切都很顺利 He says it helps his digestion. Relax. It's going very well.
我害你妈身上着火了 I set your mother on fire.
之后不是表现良好嘛 And you've been charming ever since.
相信我 等她将来回首今晚 Trust me, when she looks back on tonight
早不记得着火的事了 she won't even remember the fire.
但她可能忘不了这个了 But she may remember this.
我的天呐 真对不起 您没事吧 Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! Are you all right?
是的 我完全没事 Yes, I'm perfectly fine.
至少这件衬衫还撑过了晚餐 At least this blouse made it through dinner.
给您拿条毛巾吧 Let me get you a towel.
你好 希望你不介意 Hello. Oh, I hope you don't mind.
达莉雅马上过生日了 Dahlia has a birthday coming up,
我看到这个就想着 and I saw this hanging there and thought,
"送睡袍这主意不错" "A robe. Well, there's a notion."
所以我试穿一下 体验这坠落之美 So I just tried it on to get a sense of the drape.
你还想送她一个蕾丝胸罩吗 Were you also thinking of getting her a lace bra?
上帝啊 Oh, dear God!
千万别把这事告诉我家人 Please don't mention this to any of my family.
把睡袍脱下来 Just take the robe off.
不管你里头还穿了什么 都送你了 And whatever you have on underneath, consider that yours.
你得讲点理 亲爱的 我只是想保护你 Be reasonable, dear. I'm only trying to protect you.
苏珊吗 她不在乎钱 From Susan? She doesn't care about money.
她从没要过我一分钱 She's never asked for a cent.
你这逻辑和她换不起的椅子一样 Your logic is as wobbly as the dining room chairs
完全站不住脚 she can't afford to replace.
我爱苏珊 我不会让她做这种事 I love Susan, and I won't ask her to do this.
妈妈没事了 我给她找了件外套 Oh, hello! Mother's fine. I found her a sweater.
-你不会让我做什么 -没什么 - Oh. So what won't you ask me? - Nothing.
我想知道 I was wondering
你会反对签一份文件吗 if you'd object to signing a document that says,
内容如果你和伊恩分手了 should you and Ian part ways,
你接受一笔现金补偿 you'll accept a cash settlement
而放弃他从我们这儿继承的财产 and not go after the money he inherits from us.
-婚前协议吗 -请一定要理解 - You mean a pre-nup? - Please, try to understand,
我们的财产在家族内已经传了好几代 our country estate has been in our family for generations.
我们希望把它留给伊恩将来的孩子 We want it preserved for the children we hope Ian will have,
而不是耗费在离婚上 not lost in some pricey divorce.
谁说要离婚 我们要白头偕老的 Well, who's getting divorced? I'm in this for keeps.
我肯定此话你和第一任老公也说过 I'm sure you said the same to your first husband
结果你还不是尽你所能地瓜分 before you bolted with all you could carry.
母亲 苏珊什么都不会签的 Mother! Susan is not signing anything.
那好 我们把财产留给你哥哥好了 Fine. Then we'll leave it all to your brother.
你觉得奈吉尔会给你生孙子吗 Do you think Nigel's going to give you a grandson?
他是个酗酒的同性恋 He's an alcoholic homosexual.
有城堡的诱惑 他知道该怎么做 With a castle at stake, he can learn a new skill.
别争了 OK, stop this!
我们请你们来 是庆祝我们订婚的 We invited you here to celebrate our engagement.
现在我离婚了 而伊恩没继承权了 Now I'm divorced and Ian's disinherited?
大家好 我错过什么了吗 Hello. Have I missed anything?
我们很快就走 请不要生气 We'll be going soon. Please don't be offended.
我们结婚时 All of us go into marriage
都以为一切将和和睦睦 convinced that everything will be perfect.
至少我这样想 God knows I did.
但有一天 我找到了一张奢华女内衣的账单 And then one day I found a bill for some expensive lingerie.
紧身胸衣 睡衣 但都不是我穿的码 Bustiers, peignoirs, none of it in my size.
从此我就看透了 Certainly opened my eyes.
但我和我爸不一样 But I'm not like my father.
相信他 真的不同 Trust him. He's not.
抱歉 伊恩 I'm sorry, Ian.
各位 Hey, guys.
你好 斯加沃太太 不好意思 Hey, Mrs. Scavo. I'm sorry.
我们只是稍事休息 We were just taking a quick break.
-马上就开始工作 -不 不 别傻了 - We'll get back to work. - No, no, don't be silly.
我是谁 汤姆吗 我也是你们的一份子啊 请坐 Who am I, Tom? I'm one of you guys! Sit down.
你们知道我们该干什么吗 Hey. You know what we could use?
进行一场老式的抱怨 A good old-fashioned bitch session.
将心中的不满一吐为快 Get some stuff off our chests.
你们对什么不满意 我先说吧 So what's bugging you guys? OK, I'll go first.
大家对这件制服感觉如何 不咋地吧 How do we feel about these uniforms? A little "Eh"?
还行啦 Uh, they're OK.
为什么要上交小费 But why do we have to pool our tips.
不能自己留着呢 Why can't we just keep what we earn?
说得好 说得好 Uh-huh, uh-huh. Good point, good point.
但现在我们在讨论这些丑爆了的制服 But right now we're talking about these ugly-ass uniforms.
想听我一吐不快吗 我们没有医保 You know what bugs me? No health benefits.
-我有点担心这颗痣... -集中注意力 各位 - I'm kind of worried about this mole. - Focus, people!
主题是这些T恤 简直让人士气全无 The subject is shirts. It's killing morale.
-我有点喜欢这制服 -真的吗 金姆 - Well, I kind of like them. - Really, Kim?
因为我听到你的一位顾客说 Because I heard one of your
万圣节快来时 customers say that when Halloween comes around
我们该在你嘴里放根蜡烛 we should stick a candle in your mouth.
看见没 毫无士气 See? Morale.
你们得站出来说说自己的想法 You guys need to stand up for yourselves.
这是你们的权利 It's your right.
不 这是你们的责任 No, it's your obligation
向老板要新的T恤 to go to management and demand new shirts.
如果老板不同意 And if management doesn't like it.
你就让他去死 You tell him he can go screw!
好了 休息结束 大伙 OK, OK. Break's over, people.
我去找汤姆 和他聊聊 I'm going to go find Tom and talk.
真巧 Oh! Good.
我真不敢相信你这样阴我 I can't believe you tried to undermine me like this.
你让我别无选择 Well, you gave me no choice.
这只是件制服 你怎么就不能穿上呢 It's just a uniform. Why can't you wear it?
因为我好歹要赢一回 汤姆 Because I need to win one, Tom.
什么 What?
你一直对我指手画脚 You keep ordering me around
不同意我的意见 压制我 and disagreeing with me and overruling me,
我受够了 and I'm sick of it.
我们偶尔也得按我的方法办事 We have to do things my way at least every once in a while.
我们当初说好的 勒奈特 你同意了 This was the deal, Lynette. You agreed.
在这里我做主 在家你做主 I'm in charge here, you're in charge at home.
但我们一直不在家 我们住在这里 Except we're never home. We live here.
婚姻就在这里进行着 Our marriage happens here.
我和你说 现在我们先别谈这个 You know what? We can't talk about this now.
我们十分钟后就开张了 We open in ten minutes.
-或许晚点儿 -晚点儿我在睡觉 - Maybe later... - Later I'll be asleep,
然后在你醒之前 我又早已赶到这里 and then I'll be back here before you wake up.
我们必须现在解决 We got to deal with this now.
好吧 OK. All right.
我们现在解决 We'll deal with this now.
我来准备好晚上的餐食 I'm going to get ready for the dinner rush,
你给我乖乖地穿上这件制服 and you're going to wear the damn uniform.
不行 No.
什么 What?
我要回家了 I'm going home.
你就这样丢下我不管吗 You're walking out on me?
我告诉过你 橙色意味着坏事将要发生 I told you orange meant something bad was gonna happen.
记得我吗 我来吃过晚饭 Hi! Remember me? I had dinner here the other night.
不管了 我喝了三杯冰茶 开车路过 Anyway, I was driving through after having three ice teas.
我得上厕所了 借过 I have to go to the bathroom. Do you mind?
我们在一起 一定会幸福快乐的 You and I are going to be so happy together.
我感觉轻了十磅 谢谢 I feel ten pounds lighter. Thank you.
有空吗 Hey, you got a minute?
有点事要找你帮忙 I, uh, I need your help with something.
我要把这些东西拿进去 Um, I should probably get these inside.
拜托了 我得问你有关一部电影的事 Please. I need to ask you about a movie.
我记得最后的场景是 And so the last part I remember,
这姑娘把没熟的煎饼放在他面前 the girl is putting these raw pancakes in front of him,
然后发生了一些有趣的事 then something else funny happened.
我不记得了 就是一部爱情烂片之类的 I don't remember. It was just a stupid chick flick.
麦克 那不是电影 而是我们之间发生的事 Mike, it wasn't a movie. That was us.
什么 What?
是的 那是我们共度的第一晚 Yeah. Um, that was the first night we spent together.
我想给你个惊喜 I wanted to surprise you.
-用没熟的煎饼吗 -也不是都没熟啦 - With raw pancakes? - They weren't all raw.
我是想拼出"Mike" "M"很油腻 I was trying to spell "Mike" And the "M" Was goopy.
-但是"ike"好吃极了 你很喜欢 -是吗 - The "ike" was delicious. You loved it. - I did, huh?
不 其实很恶心 但是你人很好 No, it was gross, but you were sweet.
你不停亲我 然后让我别担心 You gave me lots of kisses and said not to worry,
我会有很多机会给你烤煎饼 因为... I'd get lots of chances to make you pancakes 'cause...
因为我打算 'Cause I was planning on
和你共度一生 spending the rest of my mornings with you.
你记起来了 You remember.
是啊 Yeah.
我该走了 伊恩的父母来了 I should go because, uh, Ian's parents are here.
见到你们很高兴 谢谢你们抽空过来 It's nice to see you. Thank you both for coming.
我知道我已经说过很多次 你真是太美了 I know I've said it ten times, but you look fantastic.
我的提议依然有效 And my offer still stands.
你没必要给我买裙子的钱 You do not have to pay for my dress.
别这样 你是为了我的午宴才买的 Come on. You only need it for my luncheon.
而且看起来价值不菲 And it looks like it cost a bundle.
相信我 这是便宜货[也作偷窃之意] Trust me, it was a steal.
我去补补妆 I'm going to go powder my nose,
然后你可以到处炫耀我啦 and then you can start showing me off.
-注意 我刚看到您的前妻 -她来干什么 - Heads up, I just saw your ex-wife. - What is she doing here?
她有些朋友也来领奖 Some friend of hers get a plaque, too.
发表完演讲后您就想走吗 You want to duck out after your speech?
你在开玩笑吧 Are you kidding?
我等不及让她好好看看加布了 I can't wait until she gets a good long look at Gaby.
你好 你的裙子很好看 Hello. I love your dress.
-谢谢 -这是独一无二的 对吧 - Thanks. - It's one of a kind, isn't it?
是啊 巴黎高级定制 Yeah. Couture.
安达利吧 Andare?
好眼力 Wow. Good eye.
我确实有不公平的优势 Well, I do have an unfair advantage.
这是我买的 I bought it.
那么 你是... So you're...
首先容我恭维一句 你的品位太出色了 Well, first, let me just say, you have amazing taste.
如果在别的场合见面 我们一定会相见如故 If we'd met in any other context, we would so get along.
我把衣服留给维克多是让他好好保管 I left those clothes with Victor so he could store them,
不是借给他的婊子穿 not loan them to his sluts.
你很生气 OK, you're mad.
所以你骂我婊子 就不计较了 I'm just gonna blow right by that slut crack.
我现在就要我的裙子 I want my dress back, now.
好吧 我们讲讲道理吧 OK, let's be reasonable.
一次午宴你不可能穿两条裙子 You can't wear two dresses to one lunch.
-再说我车里没带衣服 -关我屁事 - It's not like I have a spare in the car. - Not my problem.
把裙子还我 Give me back the dress!
随你 你大喊大叫吧 Go ahead. Yell all you want.
你不可能逼我把裙子脱掉 You can't force me to take off this dress.
这是防狼喷雾 This is pepper spray.
三秒钟后 你的眼球就会如火烧般难受 In three seconds your eyeballs will be on fire.
你能帮我解开挂钩吗 Could you help me with the clasp?
你好 萨曼莎 我听说你... 这不是加布的裙子吗 Hello, Samantha. I heard you were... Isn't that Gaby's dress?
加布 你在吗 Gaby? You in there?
维克托 Hey, Victor.
可能你想知道 为何我呆了这么久 You're probably wondering why I've been in here so long.
说来好笑 我碰到了你前妻 Funny story, I ran into your ex-wife.
是的 她告诉我了 Yes, she brought me up to speed.
好了 该睡觉了 崔沃斯 OK, it's time for bed, Travers.
但我想给卡洛斯看看我的新乌龟 But I want to show Carlos my new turtle.
对了 我累了 Oh, right. I'm tired.
没事 反正我也要走了 I got to get going anyway.
你的酒都没喝完呢 Hey, you haven't finished your wine.
不好意思 明天早起 Sorry, early day tomorrow.
走吧小子 我给你盖被子 Come on, kiddo. I'll tuck you in.
晚安 崔沃斯 Sleep tight, Travers.
我真是笨手笨脚的 好像弄坏了 Oh, no! I'm such a klutz. I think I broke it.
只是襟翼掉了 我能修好 Nah, it's just a flap. I can fix that.
-伊迪 -怎么了 - Edie? - Yeah?
我看不见了 I can't see what I'm doing here.
抱歉 Oh. I'm sorry.
也许我该看看 如果下次再坏我就能修好 Maybe I should watch, so that if it breaks again, I can fix it.
好的 铰链就按这个角度装上 OK. Uh, so this hinge needs to go in at this angle
然后襟翼就安好了 so that the flap works.
-看见了吗 -天啊 你真是巧手 - See? - God, you're so mechanical.
-伊迪 你在干什么呢 -学习有关襟翼的知识 - Edie, what are you doing? - Learning about flaps.
我觉得你正在吃我豆腐 Now, I think you're coming on to me.
也许吧 Maybe.
伊迪 不要这样 拜托 OK, Edie, no! Come on.
我们是亲密的好友 我不想毁掉友谊 We're close friends and I don't want to ruin that.
我们何止是亲密啊 Well, we're not that close.
亲热一番吧 看看究竟如何 Let's just do it and see where it goes.
好吧 你知道吗 不会有结果的 Okay, you know what? It wouldn't go anywhere.
为什么 Why not?
因为我在找一个想安稳下来 Mmm, 'cause I'm looking for a girl
认认真真谈恋爱的姑娘 who wants to settle down and be in a serious relationship.
而你不是这种人 And you're not that type.
那我是哪种人 Oh, what type am I?
你游戏人生 穿着性感 You're the fun type, who likes to dress sexy,
外出交往新朋友 and go out and meet new people.
下一晚又出门结识 其他新朋友 Then go out the next night and meet another... new people.
你觉得我乱搞吗 You think I'm promiscuous?
我只是说 这儿虽是死胡同 I'm just saying, for a house on a cul-de-sac.
但依旧人来人往 This place sees a lot of traffic.
我很受欢迎又不代表 Just because I'm popular doesn't
我不能许下长期的承诺 mean I'm incapable of a lasting commitment.
你甚至都无法对你儿子做出承诺 Look, you can't even commit to your kid.
他就过来呆了一个月 He's here for a month.
你一直把他托付给邻居 然后去购物 You keep dumping him on neighbors you can go shopping.
要不就是利用他做性诱饵 That is, when you're not using him for sex bait.
滚出去 Get out of my house.
听着 Look...
汤姆 又是我 你半小时前就该到家了 Tom, me again. You should have been home 30 minutes ago.
我知道你还很生气 我也是 I know you're still mad. I am, too.
你何不回家来 这样我们就能一块生气了 So why don't you come home and we can be mad together?
回见 See you soon.
T恤到底是哪种橙色 So what kind of orange is this shirt?
三文鱼色还是珊瑚色 Like a salmon or a coral?
原来是芝士薯条色 Oh, cheese doodle.
正是 我还得每天都穿着这玩意儿 Exactly. And I'm supposed to wear that every damn day.
拜托 也没那么糟啦 Oh, please. It's not that bad.
我以前在快餐店干活 I once worked at this fish and chips place.
必须戴上眼罩 I had to wear an eye patch
肩上放一只鹦鹉玩偶 and a stuffed parrot on my shoulder.
你想知道我们的特色餐吗 Would you like to hear our specials?
你怎么不让汤姆换个颜色 Why don't you just tell Tom to pick another color?
这不仅仅是T恤的问题了 This isn't about the shirt any more.
而是我们在一起工作的问题 This is about us working together.
每天都是一场战争 伤害夫妻感情 Every day it's a battle. It's hurting our marriage.
这样吧 我告诉我汤姆我让步 You know what? I'll just tell Tom I need to step back.
-你要辞职吗 -是啊 我们可以雇个经理什么的 - You mean, quit? - Yeah, we could hire a manager.
你觉得汤姆会怎么想 How do you think he'll feel about that?
等他出现了我就问他 Well, once he decides to stop hiding, I can ask him.
告诉你们 我受够等待了 You know what? I'm tired of waiting.
我要去找他 当面和他谈 I'm going to go down there and talk to him.
回头见 See you guys later.
看来我们得照顾孩子们了 So, I guess this means we're babysitting the kids, huh?
应该是的 Guess so.
我真是个傻瓜 你们介意帮帮我吗 I'm an idiot. Would you guys mind?
-包在我们身上 去吧 -谢谢 - We got it. Just go. - Thanks.
汤姆 Tom!
别不出声 我知道你还在这里 Come on, I know you're still here.
你知道现在几点了吗 Do you realize what time it is?
我知道你很生气 但是你... I know you're mad, but you just...
不能躲我一整晚 You can't avoid me all night.
天啊 天啊 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
天啊 汤姆 汤米 汤米 Oh, my God! Oh, Tom. Tommy, Tommy,
你还有呼吸 很好 很好 OK. OK. You're breathing. That's good. That's good.
喂 我丈夫出事了 Hello? Hi. There's something wrong with my husband.
我不知道 他失去知觉了 I... I don't know. He's unconscious.
霍桑广场 357号 357 Hawthorne Place.
拜托快点赶到 OK, could you please hurry?
谢谢 好 Thank you. Yes.
听着 我不许你就这样走了 Listen to me. I forbid you to die.
如果留我一个人 If you leave me,
还贷款 开餐馆 养五个孩子 with a mortgage and a restaurant and five kids,
我发誓 就算你去了地狱 I swear I will track you
我也会找到你 让你付出代价 into the deepest pit of hell and make you pay.
你听见了吗 Do you hear me?
快醒醒 宝贝 Come on, baby.
拜托了 Oh, please.
就是这样吗 他摔伤了背部 So that's it? He threw out his back?
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
我猜他由于疼痛 昏迷了 I'm guessing he passed out from the pain.
但是我想查清楚 But I want to be clear.
椎间盘破裂很危险 他要动手术 A ruptured disc is very serious. He'll need surgery.
他还要一段时间才能下地走路 It'll be a while before he's back on his feet.
-多久 -三个月 - How much of a while? - Well, three months.
-三个月 -之后他还得小心 - Three months? - Even then, he'll need to go easy.
他是做什么的 What sort of work does he do?
我们开了一家餐馆 We run a restaurant.
四到五个月内 他不能去工作了 He shouldn't go back for four or five months.
开餐馆很累的 Restaurant work is very stressful.
是啊 Yeah, it is.
那是什么 What's that?
这是我父母想让你签的婚前协议 Oh, it's the pre-nup my parents want you to sign.
你把文件带上了床 And you brought it to bed?
浪漫诀窍 第一条... OK. Romance tip number one...
抱歉 这件事总是挥之不去 我总是想 Sorry, I just can't get it off my mind. I keep thinking,
"为什么要庸人自扰" "Why all this ungodly fuss?"
"苏珊又不图钱和遗产" "Susan's not in this for money and heirlooms."
谢谢 我才不要你家的东西 Thank you! I don't want your family stuff.
我要半个城堡干嘛 What am I gonna do with half a castle?
就是 那你就签了吧 Exactly. So why not just sign it?
理性地讲 你刚和我许诺的事 I mean, rationally, what's the difference between the promise
把它付诸于纸上又有何不同呢 you just made to me and the same promise on paper?
区别很大 Uh, well, the difference is huge.
前者 说明你信任我 I mean, one way you're trusting me and...
而后者 说明你想得到法律保证 And the other way you're trying to make it official.
这不正是婚姻的特点吗 让爱得到法律保证 But isn't that what marriage is? Making your love official?
伊恩 你真的想 Ian, do you really want to
在我们刚一起生活时 让我觉得 start our life together making me feel like
我在试用期吗 I'm on probation?
你知道我信任你 You know that I trust you.
担心的人不是我 而是我父母 This isn't about my fears. It's about my parents.
是吗 我觉得这是因为别人 Really? I think it's about someone else.
他只是想让我帮他回忆一些事情 He just wanted me to help him remember something.
-谁 -麦克 - Who? - Mike.
我看到你在观察我们 我们只是在聊天 I saw you watching us. We were just talking.
我从来没多想 I never thought anything else.
好吧 我签了 OK, I'll sign it.
好吧 至少先读一读 Well, what... At least read it first.
没必要 我信任你 I don't need to. I trust you.
你好啊 麦克 告诉我吧 我好想知道 Oh, hi, Mike! So, tell me, I've been dying to know.
你和苏珊聊了吗 Did you talk to Susan?
她记得是哪部电影吗 Could she remember what the movie was?
实际上 没有 Actually, no.
那再等等吧 我们会弄明白的 Well, hang in there. We'll figure it out.
回忆过去 只是时间问题 Just a matter of time before it all starts coming back.
坐吧 Here, have a seat.
这几个月你真的对我帮助很大 Uh, listen, you've been really helpful the last few months,
但我不想继续了 but I think I'm done here.
麦克 我知道这个过程很艰难 Mike, I know this can be a frustrating process,
但如果你现在放弃 but if you give up now,
你可能会丢失许多美好的记忆 there are so many memories that could be lost to you.
没关系 Yeah, I'm OK with that.
天啊 你拿了多少 Oh, my God. How many did you take?
对不起 我只想多点选择 Sorry, I wanted options.
别责怪我了 我对高级定制太狂热了 Stop judging me, I was hopped up on couture.
这不好玩 萨曼莎给她的律师打了电话 Hey, you know, it's not funny. Samantha called her lawyer.
什么 就为了一条裙子 真是个婊子 What? Over a dress? God, what a bitch.
别那样称呼她 Hey, don't call her that.
她威胁拿防狼喷雾喷我 还给了你一拳 She threatened me with mace and slugged you!
你现在居然帮她说话 Now you're on her side?
加布 我不会和易怒的女人结婚 Gaby, I didn't marry an angry woman.
我刚离了一个 I just divorced one.
怎么回事 What happened?
你偷偷包养了情人吗 Did you have some little mistress on the side?
比这更糟糕 我对待她就像对待情人一样 Worse, I treated her like she was the mistress.
我把她安置在豪宅里 给她零花钱 I set her up in a nice house. I gave her an allowance.
我高兴来就来 高兴走则走 And then I came and went as I pleased.
我需要她时 她总是在 She was always there when I needed her.
但是如果她需要我... But if she needed me, well...
如果她不开心 And if she wasn't happy,
就可以出门买件漂亮的新衣 she could always go and buy a nice new dress.
你看到了衣橱 知道她有多不开心了吧 You saw the closet, so you know just how happy she was.
怎么了 What?
我们认识了两周 I've known you two weeks,
这是我第一次发现 你还有可爱之处 and this is the first glimpse of a guy I could actually like.
一个愚蠢的不懂感情的工作狂吗 A clueless, emotionally stunted workaholic?
一个敢于承认自己搞砸了的人 A guy who can admit he screwed up.
他不会每时每刻 One who's not trying to
想方设法打动我 告诉我他有多完美 impress me every second with how perfect he is.
我不介意和这样的人继续交往 I wouldn't mind seeing more of that guy.
他一点也不忙 Well, his schedule's wide open.
明晚一起吃饭如何 How about dinner tomorrow night?
很乐意 I'd love to.
不过 现在我该穿什么呢 Although, what am I gonna wear now?
无所谓 反正我要说服你宽衣解带 Doesn't matter. I'm just gonna talk you out of it.
瞧瞧谁回来了 傲慢先生 Look who's back... Mr. Cocky.
他不会离开很久的 不是吗 He never leaves for long, does he, that guy?
在你签字之前 有什么想要讨论的部分吗 Are there any points you'd like to discuss before you sign?
我想要你们说 "我们不需要这个 我们相信你" I'd like you to say, "We don't need this. We trust you."
但是你们不信我 所以我要签字 But you don't, so, uh, I'll sign it.
我签字后 就会尽职尽责地做伊恩的妻子 But once I do, I'm going to earn your trust
赢得你们的信任 by being a good wife to Ian.
我们肯定你会的 Oh, we're sure you will be.
请在三份上都签字 Sign all three copies, please.
我说真的 我会 I mean it. I'm gonna be
衷心 忠诚 更重要的是 坦诚 loving and faithful and above all, honest.
和伊恩坦诚相对 There'll be no secrets with Ian.
什么都告诉他 I'll tell him everything.
我们赞许你的直率 Well, we applaud your candor.
我是在说 What I'm trying to say is,
我不会绕过任何话题[skirt也有裙子之意] there'll be no topic that I need to... skirt.
任何问题我都将道明[谐音dress裙子] No issue that I won't address.
我不会把真情实感隐瞒起来[garments衣物] I won't conceal my true thoughts under garments of secrecy.
很好 现在请快签字吧... Good for you. Now, if you'll sign...
看在上帝的份上 谁都能看出她不是贪财之徒 For God's sake! Anyone can see she's not a fortune hunter!
格拉汉姆 你在做什么 她愿意签字了 Graham, what are you doing? She is willing to sign!
这就证明了她值得信赖 Which proves she can be trusted!
我肯定你将成为伊恩的好妻子 I'm sure you'll be a good wife to Ian.
包我身上 You can count on it.
对不起 卡洛斯
谢谢你送的花 Thanks for the flowers.
不客气 进来吧 You're welcome. Come inside.
关于崔沃斯 想见他 你就来吧 You know, about Travers, you can see him if you want.
-他想你 -我也想你 - He misses you. - I miss him, too.
告诉你一下 他去小朋友家过夜了 Just so you know, he's at a sleepover.
我没有把他独自留在家 So, I didn't leave him alone with
喝啤酒 看球赛 a six-pack and some matches.
伊迪 我那天说的话... Look, Edie, um, what I said about you the other day was...
太对了 你简直看透了我 卡洛斯 Dead on. You nailed me, Carlos.
也许不是我想要的那种方式 但是... Maybe not the way I wanted you to, but still...
但我没权利说你 But I still had no right to judge you.
而且 找男人 穿着性感 参加派对 那就是你 Besides, the guys, the clothes, the partying... that's you.
那就是大家喜欢的伊迪 I mean, that's the Edie that we love.
很高兴你喜欢她 Well, I'm glad you love her,
因为我开始厌倦她了 because I'm getting pretty tired of her.
-别这样 伊迪 -我是个40岁的派对女 - Oh, come on, Edie... - I'm a 40 year-old party girl.
你以为我不知道我岁月催人老吗 Do you think that I don't know that my days are numbered?
我不知道你想让我说什么 I don't know what you want me to say here.
不要说话 Don't say anything.
忘了过去的我吧 Just stop seeing the person I've been,
看看我能变成什么样 and start seeing the person I could be.
看看我 我已经不是以前的伊迪 Look at me, not the Edie that I show the world.
其实 别管她了 In fact, let's lose her.
忘记她穿的宽松衬衫 Forget the blouse that she wears
她知道这能显出事业线 because she knows it shows off her cleavage.
伊迪 你在做什么 What are you doing?
还有超短裙 And the skirt that's so short
她知道男人都喜欢大长腿 because she knows that guys love long legs.
还有高跟鞋 让她的腿显得更长 And the heels, the ones that make her legs look even longer.
伊迪 别这样 Edie, please.
忘记她的胸罩 这能托住她的乳房 Forget the bra that holds her breasts
让胸部更为坚挺 a little higher than they are on their own these days.
还有内裤 And the panties...
盖住了剖腹产留下的伤疤 The ones that hide the scar from my C-section.
好了 This is it.
你好 卡洛斯 我是伊迪 Hi, Carlos. I'm Edie.
就算穿着那身衣服 I might not be the woman
我也可能不是你想象中的样子 that you thought I was under all of that,
但我是真实的 我就在这里 but I'm real and I'm here.
我要一个重生的机会 And I'm asking for a chance.
安德鲁 Hey, Andrew.
谢谢 他会没事的 Oh thanks. He's gonna be OK.
不 不 没关系 今晚我们照常营业 No, no, absolutely not. We will open tonight as usual.
会没事的 安德鲁 我来接手 Hey, it's gonna be fine, Andrew. I will take care of it.
现在这是我的工作了 It's my job now.
好的 回头见 再见 OK. See you soon. Bye.
每个家庭主妇的衣柜里 都有一件衣服 In every housewife's closet there's an article of clothing
会让你发现它的主人 that tells you more about its owner
并不为人知的一面 than she would want you to know.
可能是她讨厌的一件T恤 It might be a shirt that she despises,
但依然毫无怨言地穿上了 but wears without complaint.
也许是一件内衣 Perhaps it's some lingerie
她知道并非属己 但却拒绝面对 she knows isn't hers, but refuses to discuss.
或者以前所钟爱的一条裙子 Or a dress she once loved,
但永远不想多瞅一眼 that she can no longer bear to look at.
是的 从女人的穿着 Yes, you can learn a lot about women
你可以对她们增进了解 from what they choose to wear.
而她们所脱下的衣裳 亦能让你悟得更多 You can learn even more by what they choose to take off...
还有那个赤身以对的人 ... and who they take it off for.