《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives:
麦克的治疗遇到了瓶颈 Mike's therapy hit a snag.
跟你说我不记得了啊 I keep telling you, I don't remember!
我觉得看电影时发生了什么 Something happened at that movie?
你和谁看的 Who'd you see it with?
可能是苏珊 Probably Susan...
干嘛不去问她呢 Why not ask her?
麦克 那不是电影 而是我们之间发生的事 Mike, it wasn't a movie. That was us.
什么 What?
那是我们共度的第一晚 The first night we spent together.
我看到你在观察我们 I saw you watching us.
我们只是在聊天 We were just talking.
加布看到了维克多的另一面 Gabby saw another side of Victor.
我不会和易怒的女人结婚 I didn't marry an angry woman.
我刚离了一个 I divorced one.
我把她安置在豪宅里 给她零花钱 I set her up in a nice house. I gave her an allowance.
我高兴来就来 高兴走则走 And then I came and went as I pleased.
我们认识了两周 I've known you two weeks,
这是我第一次发现 你还有可爱之处 This is the first glimpse of a guy I could actually like.
汤姆的背伤让他无法工作 Tom's back put him out of commission.
他还要一段时间才能下地走路 It'll be a while before he's back on his feet.
-多久 -三个月 - How much of a while? - Three months.
伊迪以赤身向卡洛斯袒露了一切 And Edie bared more than her soul for Carlos.
我就在这里 我要一个重生的机会 I'm here, and I'm asking for a chance.
伊迪·布利特一直认为自己是个热情的人 Edie Britt had always thought of herself as passionate.
具进攻性的 Aggressively,
从不倦怠的 relentlessly,
暴力性的那种热情 violently passionate.
卡洛斯·索利斯也一直认为自己很热情 Carlos Solis had always thought of himself as passionate.
浪漫的 Romantically,
主动的 spontaneously,
持续不断的那种热情 constantly passionate.
因此伊迪和卡洛斯自然认为 So it was natural for Edie and Carlos to assume that
他们的性爱 一定会惊人地美妙 if they ever had sex, it would be amazing.
然而事实上... And in fact, it was...
却惊人地糟糕 Amazingly bad.
-早 -早 - Morning. - Morning.
那个... 昨晚... So... last night...
是的 我知道 哇塞 Yeah, I know. Wow
超级哇塞 Super wow.
这钟是准的吗 Is that clock right?
天啊 我得去上班了 Oh, man, I gotta get to work.
是啊 我也要回家了 Yeah. I gotta get home.
我们应该再来一次吗 So, uh...So we should do this again.
当然 但这周有点不合适 Oh, definitely. This week doesn't seem to be that great.
-要不... -下周我没空 - Maybe... - Next week I'm swamped.
那再说吧 Oh. Well, we'll figure something out.
此时的伊迪和卡洛斯 It was at that moment Edie and Carlos
有着一模一样的想法 had the exact same thought...
谢谢你 Thank you.
不 谢谢你 No. Thank you.
他们一定会再次做爱的 They would definitely be having sex again...
只不过 Just not...
不是跟对方 ...with each other.
想找到孤独的人 是很容易的 It's so easy to spot the lonely ones.
这不是第一次了 It wasn't the first time...
比如那些跟植物讲话的人 They're the people who tell stories to their plants...
我有点喜欢他 I kinda like him.
向宠物诉说心事的人 ... and whisper secrets to their pets.
不是吧 Come on! Get him of basketball!
还有对电视大吼的人 And have arguments with their TV.
他跑步慢得像脚里灌了铅 He's running like his feet are made out of lead!
而最孤独的人 And the loneliest of all,
是对着他人讲话 are the ones who talk to people.
你知道我怎么想吗 You know what I think over?
而听话的人已经不在了 People who are no longer there.
电话随时会响 Phone's gonna ring any second.
然后勒奈特会求我早点过去 And it's gonna be Lynette begging me to come over early.
我跟你说了汤姆上周 Did I tell you that Tom had surgery
做了背部手术了吗 on his back last week?
没错 勒奈特把培根拿回家的功夫 Yep, that idiot's flat on his ass
那个白痴就摔了个大屁墩 第二次了 while Lynette brings home the bacon. Again.
我不应该议论别人 I shouldn't judge.
很多人不明白我为什么爱你 Plenty of people didn't get what I saw in you.
我不会点名批评的...我妹妹盖尔 I won't name names...my sister Gayle.
但我总对她说 But I always told her that
在辱骂和摔盘子的表象之下 beneath all the name-calling and the dish-throwing,
隐藏着咱俩真切的爱 we really loved each other.
我跟你赌50美元 是勒奈特打来 Bet you 50 bucks it's Lynette.
喂 Hello?
你输了 盖尔伯特 什么事 You lose, Gilbert. What's up?
我得早点去餐馆 I have to get to the restaurant early.
你能不能过来 Is there any way you can come over and
带孩子们去上学 get the kids off to school?
怎么还穿着睡衣呢 去换衣服 Why am I seeing pajamas? Get dressed.
是的 他们都准备好了 怎么样 Yeah, they are ready to go. So what do you say?
太好了 谢谢 我欠你个大人情 Oh, great. Thanks. I owe you big time.
好的 再见 OK, bye.
好了 我要出门了 祝我好运 All right. I'm heading out of here. Wish me luck.
今早又有面试吗 More interviews this morning?
是的 不过别担心 Yeah, but don't worry,
我会为你找个理想的助理经理的 I'm gonna find the assistant manager of your dreams.
你确定吗 之前你给我看的十份简历都... You sure? Because the last ten resume you showed me...
我知道 我知道 Yeah, I know, I know.
都是社会底层的废物 罪犯之类的 Bottom of the barrel, convicts and losers.
昨晚你说得很清楚了 You're clear about that last night.
要弄清楚他们会如何批评员工 It make sure they really know how to wrangle the employees.
比如金姆 她从来不收拾自己的桌子 Like Kim, she never buses her tables.
-这还是我告诉你的 -也是 - I'm the one who told you that. - Oh, you're right.
宝贝 我对今天的特价菜有个新想法 Hey, honey, I had an idea about the specials for today...
山羊乳干酪配蘑菇怎么样 I was thinking Goat cheese and mushrooms.
不是吧 汤姆 Oh, for God's sake, Tom!
我面试要迟到了 我得走了 I'm gonna be late for the interviews. I should go.
宝贝 对不起 我知道我很烦 Honey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I know I am driving you crazy.
我只是觉得躺在这里很愧疚 It's just that I'm feeling guilty laying here,
什么都干不了 totally worthless,
而你在家里和餐厅忙前忙后 while you run the restaurant and the house.
没事的 我会解决所有的问题 It's OK. I am gonna find a way to make this all work.
你就好好养伤吧 And you just get better.
麦克卢斯基太太来了 时间正好 Oh, Mrs. McCluskey, perfect timing.
记得带手机 Make sure you have your cell phone with you.
这样你面试的时候 Then while you're interviewing,
我就可以给你打电话 参与面试了 I'll call, you can conference me in.
真是好主意 That is a great idea.
早 一会儿汤姆会让你找这个 Hi. Tom's gonna ask you to look for this.
记得别找到 You will not find it.
爱你哦 Love you.
你的啤酒 Here's your beer.
真棒 小家伙 这次没有泡沫了 Oh, good job, chipmunk. No foam this time.
我听你的 把杯子倾斜了点 I tipped the glass just like you told me to.
我觉得某人可以去学调玛格丽塔酒了 I think someone's ready to salt his first margarita glass.
妈妈 你失眠吗 Mommy, do you have trouble going to sleep?
不 No.
干嘛问这个 Why do you ask?
因为我听到卡洛斯说 你床上表现很差 I heard Carlos say you were bad in bed.
什么 What?
他为什么这么说 你做噩梦吗 Why'd he say that? Do you have nightmares?
好了 亲爱的 现在集中注意力 OK, sweetie, I need you to focus.
告诉我卡洛斯原话怎么说的 还跟谁说了 What exactly did Carlos say, and who did he say it to?
我去他院子里拿我的足球 I went to get my soccer ball from his yard.
他正在跟别人打电话 He was on the phone talking to someone.
"床上表现很差"是什么意思 So what does "bad in bed" mean?
意思是 你不擅长... Oh, it means you're not good at making...
铺床 ...your bed.
妈妈讨厌别人说她不会铺床 Mommy doesn't like people saying she can't make a bed.
因为 相信我 Because, trust me,
没有人比你妈咪更会铺床了 nobody makes a bed as good as your mommy.
有需要的话 我去告诉大家 你很擅长铺床 If you want, I can tell people you're good in bed.
不用不用 没关系 亲爱的 No, no, no. That's fine, sweetie.
如果你想帮妈咪 就... If you want to help Mommy, just um...
再给她加点早餐吧 ...top off her breakfast.
苏珊 我在橘子摊前面 你在哪 Susan, I'm by the orange stand, where are you?
芝士摊 Cheese stand?
不 我不介意你又回去免费试吃 No, I don't mind you going back for free samples,
只是如果你喜欢 何不买点呢 but if you like it why not just buy some?
当然 你说得对 Yes, of course, you're right.
免费的总是更好吃 It always tastes better when it's free.
我明白 请快点 I get it, please hurry.
你好 Oh. Hello.
你好 Hey.
兄弟 最近你还真是阴魂不散 Boy, you're everywhere these days.
你说什么 Excuse me?
昨天我和苏珊在邮局碰到你 Yesterday, Susan and I ran into you at the post office.
上周 是在电影院 Last week, the movies.
人家会以为你在跟踪我们呢 One might think you're following us.
相信我 "人家"可没那么有空 Trust me, "one" has better things to do
要来跟踪你们 than follow you around.
可还是又碰到你了 And yet here you are... again.
伊恩 美景镇是个小城镇 Ian, Fairview is a small town.
你想远离我吗 搬去城里吧 You want distance? Move to the city.
从我们离开集市起 你就没怎么说话了 You've been awfully quiet since we left the market.
没事吧 Is everything OK?
既然你问了 Um, well, since you asked,
我的工作出了点问题 I'm having some problems at work.
真的吗 Really?
是啊 我们正在进行公司重组 Yes, we're in the midst of some corporate restructuring.
我需要经常呆在伦敦 I'm going to have to spend more time in London.
好吧 OK.
我在想 And, I was thinking,
也许我们可以换个地方住 maybe you and I should just...relocate.
-去伦敦 定居吗 -我知道这很突然 - To London? Permanently? - I know it's sudden...
是很突然 Yeah, it's sudden!
我的生活圈在这里 我的朋友们... My whole life is here, my friends...
朱莉还在上学 Julie is still in school.
苏珊 Susan!
我的天哪 你还好吗 Oh, my God! Are you OK?
还好 还好 I'm fine. I'm fine.
好 我能感觉到这车在下沉 OK. I can feel the car sinking.
我们得上岸去 We're gonna have to get to shore.
伊恩 Ian?
你觉得这水有多深 How deep do you think this water is?
-挺深的 快点 走吧 -苏珊 - Deep enough. Come on, let's move! - Susan...
我不会游泳 I can't swim.
什么 你不是打过水球嘛 What? You...You said you played water polo.
我说的是马球 骑马的那种 I said polo! With horses!
你怎么可能不会游泳 How can you not know how to swim?
你没去过夏令营吗 Didn't you go to summer camp?
我当时待在独木舟里 别问了 I stayed in the canoe! Let it go!
好吧 别慌 OK, don't panic.
搂住我脖子 我来带你游过去 Just grab onto my neck and I'll swim for both of us.
我身材是你的两倍 我们会溺水的 I'm twice your size! We might drown!
咱们就这样待着 想想别的办法吧 Let's just stay here and think of something else.
这样待着 你肯定会溺水 If you stay here, you'll definitely drown!
你没看出来我的计划更好吗 Do you see how my plan is better?
看 岸上有人 Look, there's somebody on the shore!
-是麦克 他来了 -当然了 - It's Mike! He's here! - Of course he is.
麦克 Mike!
好了 好了 这里我能自己走了 OK, OK, OK! I can walk from here!
抱歉 你抱得我太紧了 Sorry. You were just gripping me so tight.
天哪 麦克 你救了我们的命 Oh, my God. Mike, you saved our lives.
和我们的芝士 And our cheese!
伊恩 多难以置信 Ian, can you believe it?
麦克还救了咱们的奶酪 Mike saved our cheese!
是啊 真是个大英雄 Yes. He's quite the hero.
是啊 幸好我跟着你们 Yeah. Good thing I was following you.
阿尼 谢谢你来参加面试 Arnie, thanks for coming in.
我们会好好考虑你的 We will definitely keep you in mind.
好了 OK.
不是吧 刚才那人怎么不好了 Come on! What was wrong with that guy?
他不停地问我 如何处理顾客吃剩的食物 He kept asking what we do with the food people don't eat.
好吧 他是个死胖子 All right, so he's a fat loser.
但一小时八块五你还想雇个什么样的人 Who'd you expect to get for $8.50 an hour?
你就拿这薪水 但看起来挺满意的 That's what we pay you, and you seem happy enough.
那是因为我跟送啤酒的有一腿 Well, that's because I'm doing the beer delivery guy.
行了 当我没问过 OK. My fault for asking.
里克·科莱蒂 Rick Coletti?
-我就是 -很好 过来 - That's me. - Oh, great, come on over.
你的申请表呢 Your application?
请稍等 One second.
今日特餐 乳酪馅饼+一杯饮料
困扰了我半天 抱歉 That's been bothering me. Sorry.
没事 挺好 你会拼写 No, it's great, you can spell.
已经领先于别人了 You are now officially the front-runner.
我奶奶从那不勒斯过来 Yeah, my grandma came over from Naples.
你没出生时 她就开始做馅饼了 Been making calzones since before you were born.
你觉得我有多大 How old do you think I am?
30岁 31岁 Thirty? Thirty-one?
可以毫无愧色地拍马屁 不错 Not afraid to shamelessly ass-kiss. You're doing very well.
真好 直接跳到录取我的部分怎么样 Great. Wanna skip to the part where you hire me?
我还是得先看看你的申请表 Well, I should probably take a look at your application first.
好的 OK.
没有经验也不要紧 Don't be afraid if you don't have experience.
我知道我们工资不高 I realize for what we're paying,
我们也没奢望过雇一个... we're not exactly gonna get a...
你曾经在库奇纳餐厅当副厨师长 You were the sous-chef at Cucina?
-是的 -那可是个五星级餐馆 - Yeah. - That's a five-star-restaurant.
-四星级 -那也比我们多四星呢 - Actually, four. - Which is four more than we have.
是啊 可是这地方有特色 有魅力 Yeah, but this place has character and charm,
还有一个漂亮的老板娘 and a beautiful owner.
但是说实话 为什么一个 Yeah, but seriously, why would a
四星级酒店的厨师要屈尊来一个小披萨店 four-star chef wanna slum at a pizza joint?
麦克卢斯基太太 Mrs. McCluskey!
我在呢 别脱衣服啊 I'm right here. Keep your shirt on.
我得再吃一片药 I need another pill.
另外请让孩子们把电视调小点声 And please tell the kids to turn down the TV.
我一凶他们就调小 我走开他们又调大 I yell, they turn it down. I walk away, they turn it up.
恶性循环 Vicious circle.
你一定能管好五个小孩子 Surely you can control five little kids.
-我能打他们吗 -不能 - Can I beat 'em? - No.
那我就束手无策了 Then my hands are tied.
我回来啦 还带来一个喜讯 Hi, I'm home. And I've got good news.
我找到新经理了 I found a new manager.
-太好了 -是啊 - That's terrific. - Yeah.
他名叫里克·科莱蒂 His name is Rick Coletti
以前在库奇纳当副厨师长 and he was a sous-chef at Cucina.
库奇纳 那他怎会想在咱们这儿工作 Cucina? Why does he want to work at our place?
我也这么想来着 Yeah, I had that exact same thought.
说实话 他有段不好的历史 And to be honest, he has a history.
历史 History?
你知道在四星级餐馆工作压力有多大吧 You know how stressful it is at a four-star-restaurant.
就跟很多厨师一样 他用可卡因来... He, like many chefs, started using cocaine to...
-不行不行 -他已经多年不吸了 - Oh, no, no. No way. - He's been clean for almost a year.
我们又不是开戒毒所的 We're not the Betty Ford clinic.
我知道 可我对这个人印象很好 No, I know. But I've got a good feeling about this guy.
他只是想洗心革面 从头开始 All he wants is a fresh start.
我绝不会雇一个浪子回头的瘾君子 I am not gonna hire a junkie who's gonna turn around
让他掏咱点唱机里面的钱 买药嗑 and then hock our jukebox just to feed his habit.
-再去找一个 -找不到别人了 - No, find somebody else. - I can't find somebody else.
我面试了50个人 I've interviewed 50 guys,
这个"瘾君子"恰巧是最好的 and this "junkie" happens to be the best.
说实话 我不知道我还能坚持多久... Seriously, I don't know how much longer I can...
勒奈特 拜托 我们能一会儿再说吗 Lynette, please, can we just talk about this later?
我现在很疼 I'm in a lot of pain.
对不起 I'm sorry.
就照我说的做吧 Please just do what I am asking.
好吧 我会继续找的 Fine. I'II, uh, keep looking.
混蛋 Jerk.
今晚我很开心 你竟然还会跳舞 I had a good time tonight. Who knew you could dance?
这是我的隐藏技能之一 It's one of my hidden talents.
邀请我进去 我给你看另一个 Invite me in. I'll show you another.
今晚不行 谢了 Not tonight, thanks.
你跟一个男人跳探戈 却不跟他上床 You'd tango with a man, and not have sex with him?
在阿根廷这还是犯法的呢 That's actually against the law in Argentina.
来吧 我们都知道这迟早会发生的 Come on, we both know it's gonna happen eventually.
每次你这么说 And every time you say that,
"迟早"就会更迟 "eventually" gets a little further away.
再求我 我明天就不去你的演讲会了 Stop begging or I'm not going to your rally tomorrow.
好吧 我会耐心等着 OK, fine. I can be patient.
但在我看来 追你的乐趣只剩一半了 Far as I'm concerned, the chase is half the fun.
只剩一半 亲爱的 如果我答应了你... Half the fun? Oh, honey, if I ever do say yes...
这个百分比就会低很多 ...you're gonna adjust that percentage way down.
你竟然还在吃奶酪 You can't possibly be eating more cheese.
怎么 你没听说过午夜零食吗 What, you've never heard of a midnight snack?
还是说你有别的东西 Unless you can think of something else that
给我咬咬 I can nibble on.
过去一点 你这个切德干酪味的小妖精 Slide over, you cheddar-breathed tease.
-那是什么 -给麦克的谢礼 - Oh, what's that? - It's a thank you gift for Mike.
若我说错 请纠正 Correct me if I'm wrong,
我们在岸边不是已经谢过他了 but didn't we already thank him at the shore,
还有在他送我们回来时 and again when he dropped us off?
感谢一个救了你命的人 I don't think you can thank somebody too many times
多少次也不为过吧 for saving your life.
别再那么说了 I wish you'd stop saying that.
-说什么 -说他救了我的命 - Saying what? - That he saved my life.
就算没他帮忙 我也肯定能活下来 I certainly could have survived without his help.
但如果说有人救了谁的命 那是我才对 But if anybody did any life-saving, it was me.
-你 -是啊 - You? - Yes.
如果不是我提醒你 那儿有只鹿 If I hadn't warned you about the dear,
你就会冲出风挡玻璃 you'll go straight through the windshield
脑子里插进一只鹿角而亡 and you would have ended up with an antler in your brain.
好吧 OK.
-说得好 -谢谢 - That's a good point. - Thank you.
但我们当时的情况确实有点麻烦 But we were in a bit of a jam there,
我认为即使你需要帮助 and I don't think you should be embarrassed
也不用觉得窘迫 for needing a little help.
我没觉得窘迫 也没觉得自己很懦弱 I'm not embarrassed. I don't feel emasculated either.
谁说你懦弱了 谁说了 Emasculated? Who said emasculated?
还有你现在干嘛不亲我 And why are you not kissing me now?
我在等你准备好 I'm ready when you are.
好吧 OK.
我们是直接进入... I guess we're cutting right to the...
别担心 大家都这样 Don't worry. It happens to everybody.
也许聊聊会好一点 Maybe it would help to talk about it.
不 我不想聊这个 No. I don't want to talk about it.
好吧 那就不谈 All right. We won't talk about it.
想吃点奶酪吗 Want some cheese?
你好吗 Hey, how are you?
我很好 也许你不觉得 但我很好 I'm good. You might not think so, but I am good.
你在哪里跟别人说 Where in the hell do you get off
我在床上很差劲了 telling people that I am bad in bed?
我没这么说过 I never said that!
崔沃斯听见你打电话了 Travers heard you on the phone.
好吧 对不起 OK, I'm sorry.
我是在跟图森的堂兄打电话 I was talking to my cousin in Tucson.
我们经常会交流糟糕的情事 We always trade bad date stories.
你觉得我花了这么大力气 And you think that I went out of my way
只是为了你的感受 to spare your feelings.
这是什么意思 What's that supposed to mean?
你觉得你不爽 You think you were bored?
我靠着烘干机 快感还多一些呢 I've had more thrills leaning up against my dryer.
那你的呻吟 怎么解释 Then what was all that moaning?
那是疼的 你当时在用力挤我的胸 I was in pain! You were smashing my breasts.
得了吧 Oh, come on.
你那么用力压我 You hunkered down on top of me
像在躲边境巡逻员似的 like you were hiding from border patrol.
我很累 我做事时你就在那儿躺着 I was tired! You just laid there while I did all the work.
我们做完之后 我都想给你放气[暗喻她像充气娃娃] When we were done, I felt like I should deflate you.
性爱就像打网球一样 Yeah, well, sex is like tennis.
对手太差劲的时候 打不出好比赛 When you play an inferior opponent, your game suffers.
你这是在挑衅重赛吗 Are you challenging me to a rematch?
-也许吧 -你想重来一次吗 - Maybe. - So you want to do it again?
若能让你闭嘴的话 If it'll shut you up.
行 准备好迎接我的手榴弹吧 Yeah, I'll fall on that grenade.
大爆炸要来了 来吧 Oh, there's gonna be an explosion. Come on.
我给你的背伤 开了温和的止痛药 I'm prescribing a mild painkiller for your back.
一周后过来拆线 And I will see you in a week to remove those stitches.
好 Great.
你们怎么伤成这样的 出车祸了吗 So how'd you folks get so banged up? Car accident?
差劲的性爱 Bad sex.
非常差劲 Really bad.
好吧 OK.
谢谢 Thanks.
天哪 真是一场灾难 God, what a disaster.
谁知道呢 也许这样最好 Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's for the best.
怎么会 How so?
我们以后都不用想这事了 Well, we got it out of our system.
现在我们可以做回朋友 Now we can go back to being friends.
我是说 咱俩很说得来 I mean, we like hanging out,
崔沃斯又崇拜你 and Travers adores you.
是啊 我可不想毁了这些 Yeah, and I wouldn't want to ruin that.
不过这事还是很奇怪 Still, it doesn't make any sense.
我懂 我很性感 你也性感 Oh, I know. I'm hot, you're hot.
理论上 我们应该有一流的性爱才对 On paper, we should be having great sex.
我们总能再尝试的 Well, we could always try again.
是啊 我也不想 Yeah, me neither.
没错 这个小镇亟待改变 Yes, this town is hungry for change.
当加布丽尔答应出席 When Gabrielle agreed to attend
维克多·朗的选举会时 Victor Lang's campaign rally,
她就已经准备好迎接无聊了 she was fully prepared to be bored.
下面有请美景镇的下任市长 维克多·朗 I give you the next mayor of Fairview, Victor Lang!
但当维克多登上舞台 But when Victor took the stage,
加布丽尔意外地为之着迷了 Gabrielle found herself strangely enthralled.
这或许是由于人潮给予他的欢呼声 Perhaps it was the cheers that greeted his arrival.
或许是因为他散发出的自信 Perhaps it was the confidence he exuded.
又或许 这就是 Or perhaps it was the effect he had
他对美景镇人民的影响 on the citizens of Fairview.
无论原因为何 加布决定 Whatever the reason, Gabby decided,
维克多·朗不仅能获得她的选票 not only did Victor Lang have her vote...
谢谢 Thank you.
他还将获得 她的绵薄之力 ... it was time to make a campaign contribution.
抱歉 借过 借过 抱歉 Sorry. Excuse me, excuse me. Sorry.
朗先生要去他的车里参加一个 I'm afraid Mr. Lang has to take an important meeting
重要会议 in his limo.
现在 Now.
去广播电台 克莱德 To the radio station, Clyde.
-这是干嘛 -我喜欢你的演讲 - So what's this all about? - Your speech. I liked it.
真的吗 这里 现在 Seriously? Here? Now?
你摆明了你所有的立场 Well, you laid out all your positions.
不想知道一下我的立场吗 Don't you want to get acquainted with mine?
克莱德 能把挡板升起来吗 Clyde, could you put up the partition?
是 先生 还有别的吩咐吗 Yes, sir. Anything else?
音乐 大声点 Music. Loud music.
麦克卢斯基太太 都过了十分钟了 Mrs. McCluskey! It has been ten minutes.
-我的派呢 -我正从洗碗机里拿碗呢 - Where's my pie? - I'm unloading the dishwasher.
等我装完就给你拿该死的派 You'll get your damn pie when I'm done.
麦克卢斯基太太 Mrs. McCluskey!
我现在就要我的派 I want my pie now.
没错没错 你听到我说的了 Oh, yeah. Yeah, you heard me.
你不是来做慈善的 Your being here isn't charity.
我们付了你钱 We pay you good money to help us.
所以我让你干什么 你就的干什么 So when I ask you to do something, I want it done.
给你个惊喜 我辞职了 Well, here's a surprise for you: I quit.
什么 为什么 发生什么了 What? What? Why? Why? What happened?
五个孩子已经够难搞了 Five kids are tough enough,
你丈夫还要当第六个 but your husband makes six.
这就是我能承受的极限了 And that's where I draw the line.
好吧 我知道汤姆最近有点暴躁 OK. I know that Tom has been a little cranky lately.
不 是我暴躁 他让人无法忍受 No, I'm cranky. He's insufferable.
我不想这么说 勒奈特 I hate to admit this, Lynette,
但每次他大叫疼的时候 but every time that man screams out in pain,
我心里都会抖一下 I do a little jig inside.
听着 我会跟汤姆谈谈... Look, I'll talk to Tom...
-不 我已经决定了 -等一下 请等下 - No, my mind's made up. - Wait, wait! Please!
不要这样 我没别的办法了 Don't do this. I am at the end of my rope.
我也想帮你 勒奈特 I wish I could help you, Lynette.
我知道你已经穷途末路了 I can see that you're going down,
但我已经老得无法与你同归于尽了 but I'm just too old to get dragged down with you.
好了 所有人上楼睡觉 OK, everybody, go on up to bed.
帕克 照顾好宝宝 Parker, you got the baby.
完全正确 你知道该怎么做 Yeah, that's exactly right. You know what to do.
在你开口前 要知道 Before you speak, just know that
自从麦克卢斯基离开 我就一直躺在这 ever since McCluskey left, I've been lying here
感觉自己是世上最蠢的大混蛋 feeling like the biggest jerk ever.
明早我就给她打电话道歉 Tomorrow morning I am gonna call her and apologize.
我会处理好的 I will fix this.
你或许也该对那个在她的披萨里 Well, you might also want to apologize
发现了一块乐高的顾客道歉 to the customer who found a Lego in her pizza.
天哪 是孩子们干的吗 Oh, God, did the kids do that?
希望是 I hope.
上帝 今晚真是糟透了 Oh, God, it was so awful tonight.
宝贝 你知道你需要什么吗 Oh, honey. You know what you need?
什么 What?
想像一下 A seeing to.
等孩子们睡着了 Once the kids are asleep,
穿上那件蓝色的性感衣服 slip on that sexy blue thing and then
溜下来 sneak back down here.
你想做爱 You want to have sex?
可你不能动了 But you're immobile.
也许全面的性爱是有点吃力 OK, maybe full-on sex is a little ambitious,
但我们还可以干点别的 but there's other stuff that we could do.
但你不能弯腰 But you can't bend at the waist,
所以吃力的事情都只能我来做 and that pretty much leaves the heavy lifting to me.
相信我 如果你能带着咱俩到达终点线 Trust me, if you get us to the finish line,
我可以跨过去的 I will cross it.
你是为这个才道歉的 为了让我服务你 Is that why you apologized, just so I'd service you?
宝贝 我被困在这张床上一整天了 Honey, I have been trapped in this bed all day long.
我很空虚 很痛苦 I'm bored, I'm miserable.
你连这点小事都不能为我做吗 Can't you do this one little thing for me?
我已经竭尽全力 I have been doing everything I can
来维持生计 to keep our heads above water.
我没法再干别的了 I can't do you too.
对加布丽尔来说 和新欢做爱 For Gabrielle, the best part of having sex
最棒之处就在 看他对她的态度 with a new man was seeing how quickly
迅速由喜爱变为痴迷 his affection would turn to obsession.
没有新信息 No messages.
但维克多并没有在次日早晨打电话来 But when Victor failed to call the next morning...
没有新信息 No messages.
下午也没有 ... or the next afternoon...
没有新信息 No messages.
这次轮到加布丽尔痴迷了 ... it was Gabrielle who began obsessing.
毫无音讯 24小时了 Not a peep, in 24 hours!
他很忙的 今晚不是还要跟市长辩论吗 He's busy. Isn't he debating the mayor tonight?
我不管 他总能抽两分钟空找我吧 I don't care! He can find two lousy minutes for me!
我来啦 加我一个 I'm here. Deal me in.
抱歉 今天没牌局 勒奈特要工作 Sorry, no poker today. Lynette had to work.
想来一杯玛格丽塔吗 Want a margarita?
我想喝三杯 不过先从一杯起吧 Well, I'd like three, but I'll start with one.
索利斯太太 抱歉打扰你 你有水吗 Ms. Solis? Sorry to interrupt. You have any water?
有 在冰箱里 Yeah, in the fridge.
那是谁 Who is that?
你为什么不把水放在更低的架子上 And why don't you put your water on a lower shelf?
谢谢你 Thank you.
那是托比 他在帮我修衣柜 That's Toby. He's fixing my closet.
你的傲慢男友真是有不少帮手啊 Has your cocky boyfriend gotten a load of the help?
换话题吧 Move away from that topic.
我们昨天做爱了 在他的豪华车里 We had sex yesterday, in his limo...
我喜欢车震 是城市型还是加长型 Oh, I love limo sex. Town car or stretch?
当然是加长的 我可不完全是个荡妇 Stretch, of course. I'm not a complete slut.
关键是 之后他就没给我打过电话 The point is, he hasn't called since.
做得怎么样 So how was the sex?
很棒 和卡洛斯一样棒 Fantastic. As good as with Carlos.
那么棒啊 That good, huh?
天哪 我太傻了 投降太早了 God. I'm such an idiot. I gave it up way too fast.
现在我毫无主动权在握 Now I've lost all the power.
别这样 Oh, come on.
我是说真的 母亲们说得对 No, I'm serious. Our mothers had the right idea.
要让男人以为他们是唯一需要性爱的人 They let men think they were the ones who needed sex
而女人只是伸出援手而已 and women just went along as a favor.
只要男人们有所乞求 Men begged for every crumb,
我们就永远位居高处 and we never lost the upper hand.
是啊 男人都不会珍惜轻易得来的胜利 Yeah, no guy respects an easy conquest.
我会让所有男人等着 I make all my men wait.
这是真的 It's true.
她有个放满杂志和一个鱼缸的房间 She has a little room with magazines and an aquarium.
真想念咱们的友谊 I have so missed our friendship.
我觉得如果你真喜欢这个男人 I think if you really like this guy,
你该诚实点 you should just be honest.
告诉他你有一点难过... Tell him that you feel a little hurt...
是啊 抱怨会让他跪倒在你的石榴裙下 Oh Yeah, whining is really gonna bring him to his knees.
你想让他重新归队吗 You want to get this guy back in line?
那就要下手快准狠 他嫉妒心强吗 You hit him hard, hit him fast. Is he the jealous type?
他们不都这样 Aren't they all?
那我应该如何让他感到嫉妒 So what should I do to make him jealous?
我把架子都弄好了 I got the shelves up.
还有别的事吗 Anything else?
我的对手认为杜绝卖淫行为应该 My opponent thinks we should combat prostitution
通过普及摄像头 by mounting surveillance cameras
让嫖客难堪 to embarrass the customers.
我认为这是对我们市民隐私权的公然侵犯 I call that a blatant violation of our citizens' privacy.
市长先生 如果你那么在乎隐私 戴顶帽子 Mr Mayor, if you're worried about privacy, wear a hat,
低着头 就不会有事了[暗喻嫖娼] keep your head down and you'll be fine.
好了 非常感谢 先生们 OK, thank you very much, gentlemen.
下面进入下个话题 So let's move on to our next subject.
你们都说过我们的市民交税太多 You both have said our citizens pay too much in taxes.
你们会如何招商引资 How would you attract new businesses
来提高我市的税收呢 to boost the city's tax base?
朗先生 Mr. Lang?
抱歉 你能重复一遍问题吗 I'm sorry, would you, uh, repeat the question, please?
你会如何为美景镇招商引资 How would you bring new business to Fairview?
我会... I would, uh...
为新企业提供起始年的税收减免 ...offer tax exemptions to first year start-ups.
那会提高我们的税收吗 And that will increase our tax base?
不 当然不 一开始不会 但随着 No, of course not. Not at first, but when conjoined with...
我的对手看起来负担过重了 My opponent seems a bit overtaxed himself.
先生们 最近本地的学校 Gentlemen, there's been much talk lately
成为了一个热门话题 regarding our local schools.
你们会如何改进公共教育 What would you do to improve public education?
朗先生 Mr. Lang?
来了 抱歉让你久等 Here you go. Sorry for the wait.
-小姐 过来一下 -马上来 - Miss? Please? - I will be right there.
天哪 斯加沃太太 对不起 Oh, my God, Mrs. Scavo, I am so sorry.
别一惊一乍 收拾干净 Don't cry. Just clean.
小姐 请你... Miss, if you could just...
我发誓 我马上就会过去 I swear, I will be there in one second.
给你 这里 Here you go. Here.
看来 现在时机不对 Let me guess... This a bad time?
天哪 里克 我还没给你回复 Oh, my God, Rick. I never got back to you.
真是太抱歉了 I am so sorry.
没事 我不介意等 That's OK. I didn't mind waiting,
现在知道是好消息也好 so long as it's good news for me now.
听着 我觉得你很好 Look, I think you're great,
你能来是我们的幸运 and we would be lucky to have you.
只是我丈夫有点介意... It's just my husband isn't really comfortable...
让一个前瘾君子在他的厨房工作 with an ex-drug addict in his kitchen.
你可以每周给我做药物检测 怎样都行 You can drug test me every week. Anything you want.
只是...我真的很需要这份工作 Just... I really need this job.
-小姐 -请稍等 - Miss! - Could you excuse me a second?
对不起 对不起 怎么了 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What's up?
-我不喜欢这份乳酪馅饼 -为什么 - I hate my calzone. - Oh? What's wrong with it?
就是不好吃 我要换一份 It's just not good, and I want a new one.
好的 好的 All right. All right.
我会给你下单 只是厨房现在有点忙 I will put your order in, but the kitchen's a little backed up.
这不是我的问题 Not my problem.
你给了我一份难吃的乳酪馅饼 You gave me a sucky calzone.
即使你亲自过去下厨 I don't care if you have to go back there
我也不在乎 and make it yourself!
我不行了 I can't do this.
这... It's just...
什么情况 What is this?
我会给你重做一份乳酪馅饼 先生 I'll make you a new calzone, Sir.
新鲜罗勒 大蒜 您喜欢风干番茄吗 Fresh basil, garlic. You like sun dried tomatoes?
听起来不错 Yeah, sounds good.
她没事吧 Hey, is she all right?
这是按她祖母的菜谱做的 It's her grandma's calzone recipe.
她很介意评价 She takes criticism very personally.
给我准备点面团做馅饼 Prep some dough for a calzone for me,
再找个人切点罗勒 and get someone to chop some basil.
好的 你是谁 Yeah, OK. Who are you?
-我叫里克 -你现在在这里工作吗 - I'm Rick. - You work here now?
看起来是的 Looks like I do.
这是新的吗 Oh, is that new?
我刚买的 I just bought it.
你如果不喜欢 就从我身上扒下来吧 But if you don't like it, feel free to rip it off me.
我要在明早八点的会上讨论这个计划书 I have this book proposal to discuss at an 8 AM meeting,
所以我不能... so I can't really...
没关系 如果你要工作 那就好好工作 Oh, that's OK. If you gotta work, you gotta work.
我想了想搬去伦敦的事 So I was thinking about London.
朱莉正准备申请大学 Yeah. Julie's gonna be applying to colleges soon,
去国外一年能给她加不少分 and a year abroad could give her a real boost.
-要不我们搬吧 -真的吗 - So... let's do it. - Are you serious?
是啊 我想在你的世界生活 Yes. I want to spend time in your world.
我想玩板球 我想吃英式脆饼 I want to play cricket, I want to eat crumpets
我还想用"糟糕的[英]"这个词 and I want to use the word "ghastly".
苏珊 God, Susan,
你不知道这让我有多激动 you have no idea how excited this makes me feel.
我的大腿收到了点暗示 Well, my thigh's getting an inkling.
明早赶紧打电话给房产经纪人 Call a realtor first thing tomorrow and
准备出售咱们的房产 put our houses on the market.
我的不卖了吧 我们回来时可以住 Not mine, OK? We can use it when we visit.
宝贝 这就是酒店的用处了 That's what hotels are for, darling.
我不想卖我的房子 I don't want to sell my house.
我爱的人都住在这条街上 Everybody I love is on this street.
-怎么了 -我累了 - What happened? - I'm feeling tired.
你一秒钟前还不累呢 You weren't tired a second ago.
我没心情了 不行吗 I'm not in the mood, all right?
为什么 Why not?
我不太习惯被盘问性爱的动机 You know, I'm not used to being grilled about my sex drive.
我也不太习惯 Well, I'm not used to
男人在前戏中途停下来 guys bailing on me in the middle of foreplay.
说到男人 当然 你是指麦克吧 And by guys, of course, you mean Mike.
什么 What?
好男人麦克肯定可以时刻待命 从不倦怠 Oh, I'm sure good old Mike was ready and able, 24/7.
你不会真... You're not actually...
行了 就这样吧 Oh, OK. That's it.
-我受够了 -苏珊 - I've had it! - Susan!
真的 我不能再和你谈论此事了 Really! I can't have this conversation one more time!
在过去的一年里 I've done nothing
我一直努力证明我对你的爱 but prove my love to you for the last year,
可你还是一直提起麦克 and you cannot shut up about Mike!
我不相信那个男人 I don't trust the man!
你不用信他 You don't have to trust Mike!
你应该信我 可你不信 You have to trust me and you don't!
这才是去英国的原因 对吧 That's what going to England's about, isn't it?
你只是企图让我远离麦克 You're just trying to get me away from Mike.
得了吧 去你的 我不去了 You know what, screw it! I'm not going!
而且你若再提起他名字 我们就分手 And if you ever bring up his name again, we're over!
懂了吗 玩完 Got it? Over!
你好 这是我和伊恩给你的 Hi. This is from me and Ian.
电动榨汁机 An electric juicer?
你就当作是一份合你意的 Well, you know, you try to think of a more appropriate
“多谢救命”之礼 "Thank you for saving my life" gift.
这个挺好 This works fine for me.
很好 Good.
我该走了 I should go.
你没事吧 You OK?
是的 我没事 Yeah. I'm good.
你确定 You sure about that?
确定 Yeah.
只是... Yeah, it's just...
伊恩和我出了点问题 Ian and I had a little thing.
伊恩 我刚才说的... Ian, about what I said...
你说得对 You were right.
你从未给过我怀疑你的理由 You've never given me a reason to doubt you.
我是个缺乏安全感的白痴 I'm an insecure idiot.
我配不上你 苏珊 I don't deserve you, Susan.
但若你能假装我配得上你 But if you'll please keep pretending that I do,
我发誓 今后的生活中 我再也不会 I swear, I will not utter a single jealous word
说一句吃醋的话 for the rest of our lives together.
加布 是维克多 你想什么呢 Gabby, it's Victor. What were you thinking?
你的即兴表演 害得我辩论差点失败 That little stunt of yours almost cost me the debate...
又是我 好了 我明白了 It's me again. OK, I get it.
我忘记给你打电话了 你很生气 I forgot to call, and you were mad.
可是... But still...
希望你收到花了 Hi, I hope you got the flowers.
我再一次为没打电话道歉 Again, I'm so sorry for not calling.
加布 别这样 Gabby, come on.
要怎样你才肯原谅我 What's it gonna take for you to forgive me?
你让我做什么都行 I'll do anything you want.
我给你带了束花 I brought you some flowers.
以防另外三束寂寞 In case the other three bouquets get lonely.
谢谢 你可以走了 Thank you. You can go now.
我可不想再浪费时间 被你排出日程表了 I don't want to take any more time out of your busy schedule.
看在上帝的份上 加布 For god sake, Gaby.
我要说多少次对不起才行 How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
我当时没考虑周全 What I did was thoughtless and inconsiderate.
-是的 -但你的做法充满恶意 - Yes, it was. - But what you did was that vicious.
想引起你注意罢了 Trying to get your attention.
通过羞辱我的方式吗 By humiliating me in public?
你伤害了我 Hey, you hurt me.
如果我不得不反击来保护自己... If I have to strike back to protect myself...
你觉得我们在对战 That's what you think this is, combat?
之前我就没有被珍惜 I have been taken for granted before,
我不会让这种事再次发生 I'm not going to let it happen again.
如果我要把自己交给你 你最好努力珍惜 If I'm going to give myself to you, you better worship me!
我会的 全天候服务 And I will do that. Morning and evening services.
很好 Good.
但你得停止把这当做 But you have to stop treating this like
只有一人能赢的拳击比赛 it's a boxing match only one of us can win.
也许你没注意到 但我爱上你了 Maybe you haven't noticed, but I'm in love with you.
也许你该摘下拳击手套 相信我 It would be nice if you'd take the gloves off and trust me.
你爱上我了 You're in love with me?
是 Yeah.
我竞选 是为了获胜 My campaign, that's about winning.
但说到你和我 是为了幸福 This, you and me, it's about happiness.
是属于我们两个人的 And we could both use a little.
也许你需要再想想 But maybe you need time to think about it.
看 没戴手套 Look, no gloves.
崔沃斯一沾到枕头就昏睡过去了 Travers conked out the moment his head hit the pillow.
可怜的小家伙今天累惨了 Poor little guy was beat.
那当然 他走遍了动物园的每一处 Well, he should be. We covered every inch of that zoo.
看这个 你和崔沃斯在猴园 Oh, check this out. You and Travers at the monkey house.
我看起来跟斜眼似的 删掉删掉 Oh, I look squinty. Delete, delete!
这是卷饼兄拍的那张 There's the one the pretzel guy took.
看看咱们三个 你得把这张发给我 Oh, look at the three of us. You have to e-mail me that one.
是不是很棒 Isn't that great?
你知道吗 他觉得崔沃斯眼睛像我 You know, he thought that Travers had my eyes.
-真的 -他以为咱们是一家人 - Seriously? - He totally thought we were a family.
如果这是真的 Oh, well, if we were,
那我们一定是最漂亮的一家 we'd be one hell of a good-Iooking one.
是啊 没什么比家更棒了 Yeah. Nothing better than family.
这次我是真心的 And this time I really mean it.
我也是 Yeah... Me, too.
你想说点什么吗 Well, are you gonna say anything?
说实话 你这道歉不算很有诚意 To be honest, I've heard better apologies.
不过我知道这对你来说很难 But I know how hard this must have been for you,
所以我很开心 and that makes me happy.
接受道歉了 So I accept.
谢谢 你真伟大 Thanks. That's big of you.
让你承认自己是个笨蛋 也很伟大 And it's big of you to admit you're a chucklehead.
明天见 I'll see you tomorrow.
听见了吗 盖尔伯特 他道歉了 Did you hear that, Gilbert? He apologized.
我知道他这么做 只是为了她 但还是... I mean, I know he did it just for her sake, but still.
也许他们的婚姻生活还不错 Maybe they have a good marriage after all.
但他们永远不会像我们这么好 But they'll never have what we had.
对吧 盖尔伯特 Will they, Gilbert?
绝不可能 Not by a long shot.
热情 Passion
是一种很强大的力量 It's a force so potent
虽然它早已逝去 我们依然铭记于心 we still remember it long after it's faded away.
如此的诱惑在驱使 A drive so alluring,
能把我们推入意想不到的爱人的臂膀 it can push us into the arms of unexpected lovers.
它是如此势不可挡 A sensation so overwhelming,
可以敲开我们的心防 it can knock down walls we've built to protect our hearts.
它是如此强烈 A feeling so intense,
即使我们努力掩饰 it resurfaces even though we tried so hard
也会显现 to keep it buried.
是的 在所有情绪当中 Yes, of all emotions,
热情给予我们活下去的理由 passion is the one that gives us a reason to live...
和掩盖所有罪行的借口 ... and an excuse to commit all sorts of crimes.