《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives:
也许你没注意到 但我爱上你了 Maybe you haven't noticed, but I'm in love with you.
维克意外地俘获了加布 Victor caught Gaby by surprise.
为什么一个四星级酒店的厨师 要屈尊来一个小披萨店 Why would a four-star chef wanna slum at a pizza joint?
勒奈特决定赌一把 Lynette took a gamble.
他服用过可卡因 He has a history using cocaine.
-不行 -他已经多年不吸了 - No way. - He's been clean for almost a year.
麦克拿爱情做赌注 And Mike bet on love.
要是我赢 永远别来打扰我和苏珊 I win, you leave me and Susan alone.
却大败亏输 And lost.
别慌 Don't panic.
但仍英雄救美 But still came to Susan's rescue.
-你没事吧 -是的 - You OK? - Yeah.
而麦克卢斯基夫人揭示了 And Mrs. McCluskey revealed
白头偕老的秘诀 her secret for a lasting relationship...
这是周二的深夜 It was late on a Tuesday night
一场停电风波席卷了美景镇 when the power went out all over Fairview.
对大多数居民来说 这种不便微不足道 For most of the residents, it was a minor inconvenience,
但对深藏秘密的人 but for those with secrets,
黑暗的确能帮上大忙 the darkness proved quite useful, indeed.
米莉·罗素又可以 Millie Russell was able to
纵情于一场午夜大餐 indulge in another night of midnight binging.
蒂米·库伯可以偷偷欣赏 Timmy Cooper was able to sneak
他老爸的成人杂志 another peak at his father's adult magazines.
玛瑞琳·库茵则能 Marilyn Quinn was able to
借机抽上几口已经戒掉的烟 steal a few more puffs of her forbidden tobacco.
但和一个老妪深藏在地下室的秘密相比 But these secrets paled compared to the one
这些都相形见绌 a certain old woman was hiding in her basement.
你乖乖坐着 艾达 我有电池 You sit tight, Ida. I got batteries here.
我存放在冰柜里以备不时之需 I keep them in the freezer for just such an emergency.
我马上给你带过去 I'll run them over to you.
顺便问一下 你身边 By the way, you wouldn't happen
有没有多余的冰块 to have any extra ice laying around, would you?
不 我的冰柜里有些东西 No, I just got some stuff in
我可不想让它们马上就化掉 my freezer I don't want thawing out anytime soon.
是的 通常来说 Yes, as a rule,
黑暗确实能帮我们隐藏秘密 darkness helps us keep our secrets safely hidden.
该死 Oh, crap!
但所谓"通常" But every rule...
凯伦 怎么了 你还好吗 Karen, what happened? Are you OK?
也有例外 ... has its exceptions.
当紫藤郡的灯光熄灭时 When the lights went out on Wisteria Lane,
凯伦·麦克卢斯基不是唯一陷入黑暗的 Karen McCluskey wasn't the only resident left in the dark.
其他居民也都感受到了停电的痛苦 Everyone else felt the pain of going without power, as well.
疼 该死的图钉 Ow! Damn thumbtack!
-苏珊 让我来帮你吧 -不用 我能搞定 - Susan, please let me help you. - Oh, no, I got it.
等等 找到了 Wait, here we go.
这只能满足一时之需 That is hardly a long-term solution.
起码我不会在找东西的时候刺伤自己 At least it will keep me from stabbing myself while I look.
这太蠢了 我们为何不向麦克借手电筒呢 This is silly. Why don't we borrow a flashlight from Mike?
-麦克 -他是水管工 - Mike? - He's a plumber.
他肯定有多余的手电筒 He's bound to have a spare.
可以 但我们不能什么都靠他 Sure, but we can't keep leaning on him for everything.
麦克 我们要淹死了 救救我们 "Mike, we're drowning, save us!"
麦克 停电了 借我们一个手电筒 "Mike, it's dark, give us a flashlight!"
我们不如去问问加布 Let's go ask Gaby.
其实 我想跟他聊聊 Actually, I want to talk to him.
我们可以请他来吃晚餐 Anyway, I thought we might ask him for dinner.
晚餐 Dinner?
就当作是回谢 You know, as a thank you gesture.
我的手艺你可见识过 Well, you've tasted my cooking.
那可不是回谢 而是报复 It's not a thank you. It's revenge.
好吧 那我来下厨 Well, then I'll cook.
你叫我不应当仍然心存嫉妒 You told me I should put jealousy behind me.
我认为共进晚餐可以冰释前嫌 I think breaking bread would be a great start.
好吧 今晚就别打扰他了 Well, let's not bother him tonight.
我不需要什么手电筒 You know, I don't even need a flashlight.
我的双眼已经完全适应黑暗了 My eyes have totally adjusted to the dark.
-那这算什么 -别在厨房里乱走 - What was that? - Don't walk in the kitchen.
先不说这个 你的浪漫细胞哪儿去了 Anyway, where is your sense of romance?
停电 还有一位手无缚鸡之力的女郎 A blackout, you have a defenseless lady...
-没什么想法吗 -开始要有了 - Getting any ideas? - Well, I'm starting to, yes.
真好笑 我一直都把时间 It's funny, all that time
浪费在担心麦克会插足上 I wasted worrying Mike would come between us.
简直荒唐可笑 对不对 It seems laughable now, doesn't it?
吻我 Kiss me.
卡洛斯 咱们这儿停电了 你需要手电筒吗 Hey, Carlos, we had a blackout. You need a flashlight?
卡洛斯 你还好吗 Carlos? You OK?
抱歉 我好像听到了声响 Oh, sorry, man. I thought I heard a thud.
我只是 无意撞到了椅子 I just, um... bumped into a chair.
我以为你明天才回来呢 I didn't think you were coming home till tomorrow.
不 鱼钓得不太顺利 No, the fish weren't biting.
你这儿有姑娘吗 So... you got a girl in here?
没有 怎么了 No. Why?
因为我回家的时候 Oh, because when I came home.
我好像听到了叫床声 I thought I heard sex noises.
不 那是我的声音 No, that was just me.
好吧 晚安 OK. Good night.
老天 就差一点 God, that was close.
这样偷偷摸摸的实在是太荒唐了 All this sneaking around is ridiculous.
麦克只和我约会过五分钟 Mike and I dated for five minutes.
-他不会在乎的 -要是崔沃斯发现了呢 - He's not gonna care. - What if Travers finds out?
在我们理清我们的关系之前 Look, I don't want him to be confused
我可不想让他看糊涂了 until we figure out where this is going,
我只是觉得我们应该低调行事 I just think we should keep things on the down low.
我可没说不做了 安静点就好 I didn't say we had to stop, I just said we have to be quiet.
什么 我们难道要像学生一样蹑手蹑脚 What, we should tiptoe around like school children
为了不让家长抓到现形吗 so our parents don't catch us doing it?
我觉得我又回到12岁了 I feel like I'm 12 again.
我只是说 I'm just saying,
没必要让全世界都知道咱俩... I don't think the whole world needs to know our...
-12岁 -好吧 听我说 - 12? - OK, look.
我会再找个幽会地点 I will find us another place to rendezvous.
但我不会永远这样偷偷摸摸 But I'm not gonna skulk around forever.
不会再有人要求你这样了 OK, and no one's asking you to.
真是太谢谢你了 I respect you too much for that.
-如果你不介意 -看在上帝的份上 - If you don't mind. - Oh, for God's sake.
我马上就来 蜡烛来了 I'm going to be right there. Here you go.
停电还能继续做菜吗 So can you still cook with the power out?
当然可以 显而易见 Of course. Absolutely!
能否请你告诉我 我们还能做披萨 Can you please tell me we can still make pizza.
想得美 No dice.
有些天才发明了电动披萨炉 Some genius installed pizza ovens with electric starters.
太糟糕了 如此美好的夜晚 我们却供应不足 Oh, this is awful. On a good night we barely break even.
今晚会把一整周都毁了 Tonight is going to kill the whole week.
未必 炉子是煤气的 Not necessarily. The stove top's gas,
我给员工餐准备了意大利面 I bought pasta for the staff dinner.
给我10分钟 You give me ten minutes,
我会做出令他们称绝的 I'll whip up a spaghetti carbonara
蛋黄培根意粉 that'll knock their socks off.
我的天 你真是救命恩人 Oh, my God, you are a lifesaver.
而且 因为菜单里没有这道菜 And, since it's not on the menu,
你可以漫天要价 you can charge whatever you want.
比如 20美元 Say, 20 bucks.
-一盘意大利面 你疯了吗 -问问又何妨 - For pasta? Are you crazy? - Won't hurt to ask.
我可不想把他们都吓跑 I don't want to scare them away.
-好吧 -好吧 - Ok. - Ok.
好消息 So, good news.
主厨正在料理特制蛋黄培根意粉 Our chef is preparing his special spaghetti carbonara.
-一定好吃 -定价12美元 - Oh, yummy. - And we're offering that for $12.
-很不错 -那是开胃菜的价格 - Great. - For the appetizer portion.
-主菜是20元 -可以 - The entree is 20. - Fine.
是22 22美元 好吗 Two. Twenty-two. OK.
这里难道没有应急灯吗 Shouldn't there be an emergency light?
有时电梯里会有... Sometimes in these elevators there's a...
-惊喜 -你真聪明 - Ta-da! - Well, aren't you clever?
-我会呼叫酒店安保 让他们知道 -不 等等 - I'll call hotel security, let them know... - No, wait.
我头一次能独占你一整晚 This is the first time I've had you to myself all night.
抱歉 都是那些筹资者 I am sorry. It's those fundraisers.
大家都想从候选人那儿分一杯羹 Everybody wants a piece of the candidate...
-你在做什么 -拿走我的那份 - What are you doing? - Taking my piece.
-你疯了吗 我们可是在电梯里 -没错 - Are you insane? We're in an elevator. - Exactly.
-往下... -别 省省吧 - Going down... - Oh, no. Come on, cut it out.
电力随时会恢复 The power could come on at any moment.
我知道 这才让人兴奋 险中作乐 I know. That's what makes it so exciting. The risk.
可是我正在竞选市长 你还记得吗 But I'm kind of running for mayor, remember?
这是电梯 傻瓜 还有紧急停止键呢 It's an elevator, silly. It has an emergency stop button.
我不管 I don't.
我的老天 太棒了 你做了什么 Oh, my God, that's amazing. What are you doing?
是我的手机 它在振动 That's my phone. It's on vibrate.
见鬼 我刚进入状态 Oh, man, I was just starting to get into it.
少废话 快穿衣 Less talking, more dressing!
-你俩还好吗 -很好 谢谢 - You two OK? - Yeah, fine, thanks.
里面一定很热 Must've gotten pretty hot in there.
你都无法想像 You have no idea.
凯伦 别担心 Karen, don't worry about a thing.
你回来前我都会帮取信 I'll collect your mail till you get back.
电要停多久 How long's this blackout supposed to last?
-他们说要停上好几天 -好几天 - Well, they say it may last for days. - Days?
金发小子 过来 过来 Hey, blondie, come here, come here.
听我说 我并不需要去医院 我很好 Listen, I don't really need to go to the hospital. I'm fine.
你肋骨骨折了 可能还有脑震荡 You fractured a rib, and you might have a concussion.
你需要好好治疗 You need to be looking after.
我冰柜里的东西可能会化掉 Some of the stuff in my freezer might melt.
要不我去拿点冰块 How about I just run out and get some ice,
然后在医院见怎么样 and then meet you at the hospital?
-夫人 你重新买不就得了 -你不明白 - Ma'am, you can replace groceries. - You don't understand,
我的那些东西 有着情感价值 some of my groceries, they have sentimental value.
-抱歉 -我无须征得你的同意 - Sorry. - I don't need to ask your permission.
-夫人 不行 -把你的手拿开 大猩猩 - Ma'am, no! - Get your hands off me, you big ape!
-把她绑住 -我会起诉你的 混球 - Get the restraints! - I'm gonna sue your ass!
你们还等什么呢 What are we waiting for?
快带我去医院 我是个体弱的老太 Get me to the hospital. I'm not a well woman.
刚才是怎么回事 What was that all about?
你的朋友担心冰柜里的东西会坏掉 Your friend's afraid the stuff in her freezer is gonna spoil.
幸亏来电了 Thank God the power's back on.
现在她不必担心了 Now she won't have to worry.
我给你做了华夫饼 趁热吃 I made you waffles. Eat them while they're hot.
怎么了 What?
你愿意嫁给我吗 Will you marry me?
这只是华夫饼而已 They're just toaster waffles.
实际上 刚才只是预演 That was just the pre-proposal, actually.
正式的求婚会更浪漫 The real one will be much more romantic
钻戒如门把手般大 with a diamond the size of a doorknob.
只要你准备好了 我就会娶你 But just so you're prepared, I do want to marry you.
只要你准备好了 就当我预演拒绝 Well, just so you're prepared, consider this my pre-refusal.
别这样 哪里不对劲 你穿着我的衬衫 Come on. What's wrong. You wear my shirts,
给我做早餐 每天都会共度良宵 you burn my breakfast, you are here every night.
如同夫妻生活 It's like we're married already.
现在不是挺好 为何要冒险毁掉它 We're having a good time. Why risk ruining it?
瞧 那个在电梯里勾引我的 See, what happened to the thrill-seeker
冒险女郎怎么了 that seduced me in the elevator?
她不会畏惧冒险的 She wouldn't be afraid of taking a little risk.
你不会要娶她的 Oh, you don't want to marry her.
她是个荡妇 还是找个好女孩吧 She's a tramp. Hold out for a good girl.
不 我找到了梦中情人 No, no, no. I found what I'm looking for.
说说看 怎么回事 Come on. What gives?
维克多 离婚令我一蹶不振 Look, Victor, getting divorced really kicked my ass.
抱歉 只是 I'm sorry, it's just...
我的下一场婚姻 一定要有十足把握 Next time I get married, I've got to be sure.
好吧 我懂了 OK, I get it.
我真希望有一种方法 I just wish there was a way
能证明我有多爱慕你 I could prove how much I love and adore you.
好吧 如果你能勉强咽下 Well, if you can choke down
我给你做的烂华夫饼 那就是个开始 that lousy waffle I made you, that'd be a start.
麦克在那儿 Oh, there's Mike.
我们不如问问他周五晚上有没有空 Shall we see if he's free Friday night?
当然 未尝不可 Yeah. Yeah, why not?
好吧 对了 Sure. You know what?
在冰淇淋化掉之前 你能把它放进去吗 Do you want to run this ice cream inside before it melts?
听我说 伊恩想邀请你周五共进晚餐 Look, Ian is going to come invite you to dinner Friday.
请你不要 我重复一遍 不要答应他 You are not, I repeat, not going to accept.
伊恩为什么要请我 Why is Ian inviting me to dinner?
他想要谢谢你的救命之恩 He wants to thank you for saving us
同时表明他并不嫉妒你 and to show that he's not jealous of you.
-这有什么好笑的 -我没打算亲你 - How's that for irony? - I didn't plan to kiss you,
-可你也没反抗 -我当时吓坏了 - but you didn't exactly resist. - I was in shock!
为何一提伊恩你就心烦意乱 Why were you so upset when you mentioned Ian?
因为我们吵了一架 Because we had just had a fight...
都是因为你 ...about you.
是吗 你们经常议论我吗 Really? You talk about me a lot?
麦克 我要嫁给伊恩了 Mike, I am marrying Ian.
连婚宴厨师都雇了 We have hired a caterer.
婚宴上还会有三文鱼 所以请别添乱 We are going with the salmon! So just back off!
-好啊 伊恩 -伊恩 我刚问过麦克 - Hey, Ian. - Hi, Ian. I just asked Mike.
-他抽不出时间 -是啊 抱歉 - He can't make it. - Yeah. I'm sorry.
-我今晚有安排了 -她没告诉你是周五晚上吗 - I've got plans tonight. - Oh, but didn't we say Friday?
周五 周五我完全有空 Friday? Oh, Friday I'm wide open.
-太棒了 七点半可以吗 -就这么定了 - Splendid. Shall we say, 7:30? - It's a date.
-伊迪 -爱普斯廷夫人 - Edie! - Mrs. Epstein!
我要赶不上哈达莎会议了 给你钥匙 Listen, I'm late for my Hadassah meeting. Here's the key.
不着急 放开点 Take your time. Oh, and don't be shy.
瞧瞧那些衣柜 空间大得很 Check out those closets, they're very spacious.
伊迪 我们来这儿做什么 Edie, what are we doing here?
看房子 Checking out a house.
我跟你说过 我现在不会买房子 I told you, I'm not looking to buy right now.
谁说要你买房子了 我还要转手呢 Who's talking about buying anything? I am giving it away.
伊迪 我们不能在这儿做 Edie, we cannot have sex in here.
这是别人的床 这么做不对 It's someone else's bed. That's wrong!
我那儿不行 你那儿也不行 We can't use my place, we can't use yours.
我手上有那么多房源的钥匙 I'll be damned if I am going to pay for a hotel room
如果还要花钱去酒店的话 when there are all of these empty houses all over town
我会遭天谴的 that I have the keys to.
尽管起初并不情愿 Though reluctant at first,
卡洛斯立刻意识到了伊迪计划的高明之处 Carlos soon saw the wisdom in Edie's plan.
幽会跟不动产很像 Secret affairs are a lot like real estate.
成功的三要素是... The three keys to success are...
位置 Location...
还是位置 Location.
小心点 我得慢慢坐下 Get careful. I can't sit down that fast.
抱歉 不过痛一点也值得 I'm sorry, but it's gonna be worth it.
好了 跟汤姆说说你的意式调味饭的秘方 OK, so tell Tom the secret of your risotto.
我用白葡萄酒炒了下菠菜和洋葱 Well, I saute spinach and onions in white wine.
不 不 是利润率 No, no, the profit margin.
基本上 成本只有一美元 Basically, it costs a dollar to make...
而我们要价20美元 And we charge 20!
原本四位顾客只点一份15美元的披萨 So, four people who would've shared a $15 pizza
而现在他们消费了80元 are now spending $80.
开动吧 孩子们 OK, kids, dig in.
-勒奈特 只有一个问题 -你说 - There's just one little problem with that, Lynette. - Yeah.
你说的那些家庭都有孩子 Those families you're talking about have kids.
没有孩子会吃有菠菜的食物 And no kid is gonna eat anything with spinach in it.
汤姆 Tom?
-很好吃吧 -没错 - It's delicious, huh? - Yeah.
里可在意大利学的 Yeah? Rick learned how to make this in Italy.
来嘛 尝尝看 我想听听你的想法 Go ahead. Try it. I want to see what you think.
-不错 -是太好吃了 - It's good. - It's awesome.
是不错 It's good.
-但是 -但那不是我们的风格 - But? - But it's just not us.
"我们" "我们"的风格是什么 "Us"? What is "us"?
我们是街坊披萨店 我们只做披萨 Look, we're a neighborhood pizza place. We serve pizza.
我更喜欢这个 我吃披萨都吃腻了 I like this better. I'm bored of pizza.
波特 大人说话小孩少插嘴 Porter, the adults are talking.
我们提供物美价廉的食物 Look, we serve good food at good prices.
我们不会去做 We're not looking to be the next,
昙花一现的弄潮儿 you know, trendy flash-in-the-pan.
那也不是我想追求的 That's not what I'm looking for, either.
我的料理不是新潮的 而是经典 My food, it's not trendy, it's classic.
里克 显而易见 你是个很棒的厨子 Rick... obviously, you're a great cook.
如果你自己开一家店 我绝对会去光顾 When you have your own place, I will definitely eat there.
但我看不出更换菜单的理由 But I see no reason to change my menu.
请再来一盘 More, please.
有什么事吗 Hi. Can I help you?
是的 我想见朗先生 Yeah. I'm here to see Mr. Lang.
他不在这儿 这是给他的吗 He's not here. Is that for him?
-是的 但这非常隐私 -好吧 - Yeah, but it's very personal. - OK.
我想我不该把它交给女佣 I don't think I should leave it with the maid.
我看上去像是女佣吗 快给我 Do I look like the maid? Give me that!
维克多·朗 如果想要底片请用五万美元交换 不要报警 我会联系你的
你这个勒索犯 You! Blackmailer!
见鬼 你不该看的 Oh, man. You weren't supposed to look.
放开我 Get off me!
五万美元 你穷疯了吗 Fifty thousand dollars? Are you insane?
这不是你决定的事儿 That's not for you to decide.
把底片都给我 I want all negatives of the photo
否则我就把你的手指掰断 or I start breaking fingers!
别把我的手指掰断 求你了 You can't break my fingers. Come on!
-把底片给我 -都散开 - Give me the pictures! - Hey, break it up.
-都散开 快点 -她疯了 她疯了 - Break it up. Come on. Come on. - She's crazy! She's crazy!
这一脚是因为你叫我女佣 That's for calling me a maid!
他在酒店安监部工作 He works the hotel security monitors.
所以能拿到照片 That's how he got the photos.
那个卑鄙的小人 That miserable cockroach.
如果你想暴打他一顿 If you want to smack him around a little,
我可以进屋把广播打开 I can go inside and turn up the radio.
再说一次 不必 谢谢 但我需要这些照片 Again, no thank you. But I will need those photos.
不 我要留着这些照片 Oh, no no. I'm going to hang onto these.
有点暴露 They're a little revealing.
女士 如果没有证据我们无法起诉他 Ma'am, We can't charge him without evidence.
如果他出来了 他可以用底片为所欲为 If he walks, he can do what he wants with the originals.
好吧 没错 OK. Yeah.
用你的生命来保护它们 But guard them with your life.
尤其是这张 Yeah. Especially that one.
开业有三个月了 We've been open for three months now
而我们只是勉强维持 and we barely turned a profit!
我们正在培养回头客 这需要时间 We are building a customer base. That takes time.
-去 问问她 -不 你去问她 - Go on, ask her. - No, you ask her.
你怎么这么固执 Why are you being so stubborn?
你宁愿看到饭店倒闭 You would rather see the restaurant fail
也不愿以里克的主意取胜 than succeed with Rick's idea.
我难以置信 And I can't believe that
你俩早已准备抛弃我的理念了 you two are ready to toss out my concept.
你们不如把饭店改名为 You know why not just re-name the restaurant
"勒奈特与里克" Lynette and Rick's.
-我们能吃软糖冰淇淋吗 -不行 - Can we have Fudgsicles? - No!
抱歉 勒奈特 菜单是不会改的 Sorry, Lynette, but the menu is not changing.
讨论结束 End of discussion.
我不这么想 我会试试的 I don't think so. I'm giving it a try.
-你无权做决定 -是吗 - That's not your decision to make. - Yeah?
那你有本事来饭店阻止我 Then come down to the restaurant and stop me.
我忘了 你现在没法走动 Oh, that's right. You can't.
我早说过她会拒绝的 I told you she'd say no.
麦克卢斯基夫人有软糖冰淇淋 Mrs. McCluskey always has some Fudgsicles.
是啊 可她还在医院里 Yeah, but she's in the hospital.
拿到冰淇淋了吗 Where's the ice cream?
-冰柜里没有 -不是吧 - She didn't have any. - Aw, man!
有没有其他的好东西 There wasn't anything good in there?
没有 No.
镜头捕捉下 朗淫乱的私生活
你他妈的在想什么 What the hell were you thinking?
我怎么会想到 How was I supposed to know
警察把这些照片泄露给印刷厂 the cops were going to release the photos to the press?
众人皆知 Everybody in town knows
警察局长是市长的小舅子 无人不知 the police chief is the mayor's brother-in-law, everyone!
够了 约翰 安排一场新闻发布会 Enough, John! I want you to organize a press conference
然后帮我准备一下 and you know what, help me prep for it.
这是泥船渡河 This is going to be a bloodbath.
我不知你如何应对 I don't know how are you gonna prep?
找一大桶食人鱼来 让我头钻进去 Just get me a bucket of piranhas, I'll stick my head in it.
你还单身 也许大家都不在乎 You're a single guy. Maybe people won't care.
我一直在弘扬家庭价值观 I'm running a family values campaign
却在电梯里和人做爱 and I had sex in an elevator.
我觉得他们会介意的 I think they will care.
我知道这都是我的错 Look, I know this is my fault,
如果你想把我的头咬了 我悉听尊便 so if you want to bite my head off, go ahead.
加布 You know, Gaby,
目前我只在乎两件事 there are only two things that matter to me these days.
我的竞选 还有你 My campaign and you.
如果我必须要放弃一个 And if I had to lose one of them.
我宁愿放弃竞选 I'd rather it was the campaign.
我能帮上什么忙 Is there anything I can do?
选举那天晚上 你可以来陪我 Yeah, you can stick around on election night.
我觉得我肯定很需要安慰 I have a feeling I'm going to need some serious consoling.
-老天 这可真好吃 -我知道很难抉择 - God, that is so good. - I know. It's hard to decide, huh?
不 我打算要 No. No. I'm going to go
这个蟹肉蛋糕 还有油炸玉米粉饼 with the crab cakes and the little quesadillas.
就差结婚蛋糕 其他都搞定了 Well, all we need is a wedding cake, and we're done.
你是我所见过的最干脆利落的新娘 You are the most decisive bride I've ever met.
我觉得我只是有些着急 I just guess I'm in a rush.
明白了 不必担心 一点都看不出来 Gotcha. Well, don't worry, you are not showing at all.
不 不 我没怀孕 Oh, no, no. No, I'm not pregnant.
不 我知道我想嫁的人 就是伊恩 No, I just know what I want, which is Ian.
事实上 我不想匆忙了事 So I'm just eager to, you know, not get it over with, per se,
而是直接进入到好的方面 but just to get to the good part.
也就是嫁给伊恩 Which is the marriage to Ian.
他看上去是个好男人 要是有个兄弟就好了 He seems like a great guy. I don't suppose he has a brother?
你现在还单身吗 So you're not seeing anyone?
我现在是空窗期 No. I'm between disappointments.
你明晚有空吃晚餐吗 Well, are you free for dinner tomorrow?
你是要给我牵线搭桥吗 快说是的 Is this some lame setup? Please say yes.
有个单身汉 明晚过来用餐 Well, there's this guy coming to dinner and he's single,
-英俊潇洒 而且... -你要给我介绍男人 - and handsome, and charming, and... - You had me a guy.
你是怎么认识他的 So how do you know him?
他是我的邻居 He's just a neighbor.
-你在做什么 -没什么 - Hi, buddy, what are you doing? - Nothing.
你最近有点闷闷不乐的 你还好吗 You seem a little mopey lately. Is everything OK?
我们可以去探望麦克卢斯基夫人吗 Yeah. Can we go see Mrs. McCluskey?
你们不必特意过来 You guys didn't have to come down here.
管他CT扫描什么结果 No matter what that CAT scan says,
我明天就能出院了 I'm breaking out tomorrow.
帕克很想来探望你 Parker really wanted to come visit you.
我要往花瓶里加点水 I'm going to put water in these.
别告诉你哥哥们 我最喜欢你了 Don't tell your brothers, but you were always my favorite.
我看到你藏在冰柜里的男人了 I saw the man in your freezer.
-勒奈特 -怎么了 - Lynette! - Yeah?
你能去给我买些吉露果子冻吗 Could you run down and get me some green Jell-O?
没问题 Oh, sure.
好吧 我们像大人一样来谈谈 OK. Time for a little grown-up talk.
现在你能理解我了吗 So can you understand now why I had to do what I did?
你不能告诉任何人 你妈妈也不行 You can never tell anyone, not even your mom.
他们不卖吉露果子冻 布丁可以吗 Hey, they didn't have Jell-O, so I hope pudding is OK?
还是给帕克吧 You know, let's give it to Parker.
像他这样的好孩子值得嘉奖 A good boy like him deserves a treat.
你在想什么呢 What are you thinking about?
只是 Just...
这个屋子不怎么样 ...this room really doesn't work.
毫无生气 It's too sterile.
咱俩能回三楼那间西班牙殖民风的房间吗 Could we go back to that Spanish colonial on Third?
当然 Sure. Fine.
你知道我在想什么吗 You know what I was thinking?
我真的很快乐 I'm really happy.
我很久都没这么快乐了 And I haven't felt this happy in a long time.
你呢 快乐吗 How about you? Are you happy?
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
抱歉 床没铺好 Oops, sorry, bed's not made.
鲁瑟尔 Russell!
你们不如去看看 Why don't you go check out
厨房里的冰箱 非常赞 the Sub-Zero in the kitchen. It's to die.
我看你 Well, I see you can't
不脱衣服就做不成交易 close a sale without opening something else.
少来 我听说了你在 Oh, please. I heard about
霍里大街那次房源展销的事了 your open house on Holly Drive.
他们至今还在给按摩浴缸消毒呢 They're still disinfecting the Jacuzzi!
-荡妇 -婊子 - Slut. - Bitch.
-他会说出去吗 -他是个同性恋地产经济 - Think he's gonna tell? - He's a gay realtor.
-咱俩说话间 他已经快速拨号了 -那快阻止他 - He's speed-dialing as we speak. - Then go stop him!
有什么大不了的 谁会介意 What's the big deal? Who cares if people find out?
-我介意 -为什么 - I do. - Why?
-跟我约会让你很难堪吗 -不 - Are you embarrassed to be dating me? - No.
如果加布发现 她会勃然大怒的 If Gaby finds out she's going to hit the ceiling.
她不会在乎的 她在和维克多约会呢 Oh, why would she care? She's dating that Victor guy.
拜托 不会长久的 Please, that's not gonna last.
我的老天 Oh, my God.
你还对她余情未了 You're still in love with her.
不 我只是... No. I just...
我是说 我们一直很合得来 我不想... I mean, we've been getting along, and I don't want to...
我不知道咱俩之中谁更蠢 I don't know who the bigger moron is, you or me.
别这样 Hey, don't be like this.
我们正享受鱼水之欢 不是吗 Look, we're having fun, right?
显然 仅此而已 Apparently that's all we're having.
-伊迪 别这样 -不 鱼水之欢结束了 - Edie, come on. - No. Fun's over.
麦克 感谢赴约 Ah, Mike. Thanks for coming.
感谢邀请我 Thanks for asking me.
苏珊 Susan.
麦克 我向你引荐麦琪·吉尔罗尔 Mike, I want you to meet Maggie Gilroy.
我没想到你居然给我设套 I don't believe this. You're setting me up?
-你需要向前看 -我不想向前看 - You need to move on, OK? - I don't want to move on.
-我来这儿是为了见你的 -我没空 - I came here to see you. - Look, I'm not available.
所以如果你今晚想亲吻某人 So if you feel like kissing someone tonight,
把双唇留给麦琪吧 point those lips at Maggie.
来吧 你的啤酒 Here we go. Your beer.
我有没有说过麦琪是个出色的主厨 Did I mention Maggie is an amazing chef?
我们的手艺都不好意思端到她面前 We're embarrassed to be cooking for her.
别说了 麦克 你最喜欢什么料理 Stop. So Mike, do you have a favorite type of cuisine?
没有 在监狱里吃了三个月的伙食 No. After three months of prison food,
什么东西都好吃 everything tastes good to me.
-你蹲过监狱吗 -他是无辜的 - So you were in prison? - He was totally innocent.
一个女子被打死了 Yeah, a woman was bludgeoned
而她的血迹沾到了我的扳手上 to death and her blood wound up on my wrench.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
但他被无罪释放了 所有的指控都撤销了 But he was cleared! All charges dropped!
快把这个吃了 Here. Eat this.
那可太糟糕了 That's just so awful.
为你没有犯下的罪行而坐牢 To go to jail for a crime you didn't commit.
那只不过是几个月的事 It was just a few months.
第一次因过失杀人而坐牢 才要命呢 Now, my first stretch for manslaughter, that was brutal.
碰到了个叫作斯蒂尔斯的糟糕狱友 My worst cellmate was this guy called Stilts.
他被捕时 警察发现了一整碗的耳朵 When they arrested him, they found a bowl full of ears.
-我猜这一脚是给你的 -抱歉 - I think that was meant for you. - Sorry.
我还是去冲咖啡吧 So why don't I just go and brew some coffee?
我也带来了甜点当作惊喜 And I brought a little surprise for dessert.
-给你试吃的婚礼蛋糕 -太棒了 - Wedding cakes for you to sample. - Great.
你可帮了大忙 现在麦琪以为你是查尔斯·曼森 Thanks a lot. Now Maggie thinks you're Charles Manson.
我不在乎 我爱的是你 I don't care. I love you.
-别这么说 -是真的 - Don't say that. - It's true.
我什么都记起来了 I remember everything now.
当我被撞倒的时候 我正准备向你求婚 When I got run over, I was on my way to propose to you.
-我不想再谈这事了 -我想 - I don't want to talk about it. - I do.
你会怎么回答 What would you have said?
你知道我会怎么说 这无关紧要 You know what I would have said. It doesn't matter.
怎么无关紧要 苏珊 The hell it doesn't, Susan.
如果你能看着我的眼睛 If you can look me in the eye
说出当我们亲吻的时候你毫无感觉 and tell me that when we kissed you felt nothing,
我就会乖乖离开 then I'll just go.
但只有你非常认真地说出口才行 But only if you can say that and really mean it.
你能行吗 Can you?
谁想吃结婚蛋糕 Who wants wedding cake?
-麦琪 这些蛋糕太好吃了 -很好 - Maggie, these cakes are fantastic. - Great.
你只要选一个就大功告成了 All you have to do is choose one and we're done.
-你们认识到主题了吗 -什么主题 - Did you notice the themes? - Themes?
这一个非常英伦 Yes. This one is very British.
方旦糖霜配太妃糖夹心 Fondant icing and toffee ganache.
而这一个是经典美式 And this is your classic American.
白蛋糕外缀奶油冰淇淋霜 White cake with butter cream frosting.
你最喜欢哪一个 So which one do you like the best?
这真是太难抉择了 Wow, it's kind of hard to decide.
这取决于你钟情哪个 Well, that depends on what you're looking for.
豪华而精致... Rich and elegant...
还是平凡而亲切 ...or down to earth and sweet?
-我不知道 -你想再尝一口吗 - I don't know. - You want to taste them again?
不 我知道它俩的味道 我只是犹豫不决 No. I know what they taste like. I'm just torn, OK?
没必要这么沮丧 蛋糕而已 There's no need to get upset. It's just a cake.
才没有那么简单 这事关终身大事 It is not just a cake! It's a major decision!
如果你两个都喜欢 Hey, if you like them both so much.
不如都要了吧 Why don't you have two cakes?
这算什么 How would that look?
大家好 这是我的婚礼蛋糕 "Oh, hey everybody, here's my wedding cake!"
那边的是什么 "Oh, and what's that over there? "
那也是我的婚礼蛋糕 "It's my other wedding cake!"
我必须要抉择 我会的 I have to pick! And I will!
你们就别再逼我了 So just stop pressuring me, OK?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我刚刚大概是有点糖精中毒 I think I was just having a little sugar rush.
再次感谢 万分抱歉 Thanks again. And sorry.
说真的 把婚礼推迟一两个月 Seriously, just put it off. Just a month or two.
抱歉 我打扰到你俩了吗 Excuse me, am I interrupting something?
不 没什么 No. It's nothing.
是时候跟他摊牌了 I think it's time to level with him.
我跟苏珊说过我想夺回她 I just told Susan I want her back.
-你说什么 -我知道这会让你的计划受阻 - Excuse me? - I know it puts a crimp in your plans.
我很愧疚 但我爱她 I'm sorry. But I love her.
那可太糟糕了 她不爱你 That's too damn bad. She doesn't love you.
是吗 我亲她的时候她可并不介意 Really? She didn't seem to mind when I kissed her.
什么 他居然亲了你 What? Did he just kiss you?
不 那是好几天前的事 No. It was days ago.
-你居然放纵他 -他强袭的我 - And you let him? - No. He pounced.
根本算不上 It was hardly a pounce.
你个混蛋 我俩都订婚了 You bastard! We had an agreement!
苏珊可不会 Susan doesn't have to marry
因你在牌局中获胜就嫁给你 you because you won her in a game of cards.
他没告诉你我俩为你而赌牌吗 Oh, he didn't tell you how we played poker for you?
你把我作为牌局的赌注吗 You bet me in a game of poker?
不是那样的 It's not how it sounds.
我只是建议说 I merely suggested that if I
如果我赢了 他就不能再去骚扰你 won the hand then he would stop badgering you.
如果他赢了呢 And if he won?
具体的内容我忘了 Well, I forget the exact terms.
关键是他输了 就跟我预料的一样 The point is, he lost as I knew he would.
如果我没十全的把握 I would never have wagered you
是不会拿你做赌注的 if I didn't have a very good hand.
-出去 -苏珊 别这样 - Get out. - Susan, please.
-听到了吧 -你也一样 - You heard her. - You too!
我受够你俩了 I've had it with both of you.
你俩像拽如愿骨一样拽着我 You tug at me like I'm some kind of wishbone.
-你只是有些心烦意乱 -不 比那还要糟糕 - You're just upset. - No, I am beyond upset.
你们想要我的抉择 那我就给你俩抉择 You two want a decision? Here's what I decide.
不会再有什么吻和婚礼了 There will be no kissing and there will be no wedding.
也没有什么该死的蛋糕了 And there will be no damn cake!
-这是什么 -南瓜草馅馄饨 - What's this? - Pumpkin sage ravioli.
当作是你给我机会的谢礼 It's a little thank you for taking a chance on me.
你没开玩笑吧 该是我谢你才对 Are you kidding? I should be thanking you.
我们今晚入账三千美元 We took in three grand tonight.
居然还准备了蜡烛 Oh, wow. Candles too.
咱俩应该一直点着蜡烛 Yeah, I think we should use them all the time.
用来缓和气氛 It softens up the ambiance.
快品尝下 So, come on, eat.
天哪 Oh, my God.
如果明天的特餐是这道菜 If we serve this for tomorrow's special,
我们会入账四千美金 we will clear four grand.
很好 不过得征求汤姆的同意 Great. Just be sure to run it by Tom.
为什么 你知道他不会同意的 Why? You know he'll just shoot it down.
他现在痛苦万分 不喜欢被人忽视 I mean, I get it, he's in pain, he doesn't like being sidelined,
但这也不是他... but that is no reason to...
-还是说点别的吧 -没问题 - You know, let's talk about something else. - Yeah, sure.
你不如提前下班 你总是待到很晚 Unless you'd like to go? You're here so late all the time.
不 我喜欢待在这里 No. No, I like being here.
回到空无一人的公寓可不好受 It beats going home to an empty apartment.
没有朋友陪你出去吗 No friends to hang out with?
我的朋友分两种 My friends come in two varieties.
一种在我洁身自好前就远离我了 Ones I drove away before I got clean,
一种若我想洁身自好 就得躲着他们 and the ones I should avoid if I want to stay clean.
我懂 Yeah, I gotcha.
-你把头发放下来过吗 -什么 是啊 - You ever wear your hair down? - What? Yeah.
偶尔吧 怎么了 Sometimes. Why?
这样很美 It looks really good.
你应该经常这样打扮 You should do it more often.
好的 多谢 Oh, well... thanks.
太好吃了 This is delicious.
谢谢 你想再来点酒吗 Thanks. Do you want some more wine?
好的 Sure.
老爸 Daddy!
报纸上有篇关于咱家饭店的报道 The paper has a story about your restaurant!
不是吧 快过来 上面写了什么 You're kidding! Come here. What does it say?
"当斯加沃披萨店开张时" "When Scavo's Pizzeria opened its doors,"
"你仿佛能听到整座城镇在哀怨" "you could almost hear the city groan,"
" '我们的要求不多 换一家披萨店' " " 'just what we need, another pizza joint.' "
"但当他们的新主厨里克·科莱蒂更新了菜单" "But with an updated menu from new chef Rick Colletti..."
他就是那个给我们做了非常非常... Is he the man who cooked us that really really...
没错 就是他 上面还写什么了 宝贝 Yeah. Yep, that's the one. What else does it say, honey?
"桌上的食物不再如同嚼蜡" "There's more than just crayons on the table."
"令人垂涎欲滴的嫩煎小牛片" "The veal piccata is divine"
还有蘑菇意式拌饭极其精... and the mushroom risotto is an... E-X-Q-U..."
-精致的 -"极其精致可口" - Exquisite. - "...an exquisite treat."
"斯加沃披萨店便从" "Scavo's has been transformed"
"一家普通的家庭作坊" "from a mundane family eatery"
"变成了本地最热门的..." "into the area's hottest..."
够了 凯拉 That's enough, Kaylar.
爸爸累了 Daddy's tired.
好吧 Ok.
朗氏丑闻的后续
好了 好了 我知道你们都热衷于丑闻 OK, OK, OK! OK, I know you guys like a good scandal.
但是我觉得美景镇的居民 But I think the citizens of
应该多关心下实际问题 Fairview are more interested in the real issues.
朗先生 民意测验中你的支持率下降了15点 Mr. Lang, given your 15 point drop in the polls,
你要对支持你的选民说什么 what do you say to your constituents?
我会请求他们 Well, I would ask them
不要因为一件事情而改变对我的看法 to not base their view of me on a single...
-事态不太好 对吧 -都是你害的 不是吗 - It's not going very well, is it? - Picked up on that, did you?
她是谁 朗先生 她叫什么 Who is she, Mr. Lang? Give us a name.
我是不会公开她的身份的 No, I will not identify the woman.
你在隐瞒什么 她是妓女吗 What are you hiding? Is she a prostitute?
不 她不是 No, she's not a prostitute.
我一次只回答你们一个问题 I'll answer your questions one at a time.
忍不了了 That does it.
等等 你要做什么 加布 快停下来 Wait, what are you doing? Gabby, stop please.
-抱歉 劳驾 -你能... - Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me! - Could you please...
听我说 我就是照片里的女人 Excuse me! I am the woman in the photos.
你叫什么名字 May I have your name?
-你要做什么 -当我的男人后盾 - What are you doing? - Standing by my man.
我叫加布丽尔·马可兹 My name is Gabrielle Marquez,
我想让你们知道 在照片拍下之前 and I want you to know right before those photos were taken,
维克多已经向我求婚了 Victor asked me to marry him.
你是怎么说的 What did you say?
我说"我愿意 我很荣幸成为维克多·朗夫人" I said, "Yes, I would be thrilled to be Mrs. Victor Lang."
你的家庭观是什么 What are your family values?
-朗 你要结婚了吗 -婚期定了吗 - Lang, are you going to get married? - Have you set a date?
你真的要结婚了吗 Are you really getting married?
事实是 我们被困电梯时 In fact, I was so overcome that,
我无法克制自己 when we were trapped in that elevator,
我抓住了机会 来表达我的喜悦 I seized the moment to express my joy.
所以这是个恋事对吗 So this is a love story?
维克多之所以不告诉你们 是为了保护我 The only reason Victor kept it from you was to protect me.
因为他是那种 Because he's the kind of
会把女人的声誉放在第一位的人 man who puts a woman's honor before his own.
就该嫁给这样的男人 And that's the kind of man you marry.
就该给这样的男人投票 That's the kind of man you vote for.
这是什么味道 What's that smell?
夫人 Ma'am.
你是凯伦·麦克卢斯基吗 Are you Karen McCluskey?
那个小混蛋告发了我 是吧 That little bastard gave me up, didn't he?
今天 在市长候选人的新闻发布会上 Today, at the mayoral candidate's press conference,
一位自称曾是模特的女士 加布丽尔·马可兹 a woman identified as Gabrielle Marquez, a former model,
以她与朗先生的订婚震惊了记者 surprised reporter by announce her engagement to Mr. Lang.
他之所以不告诉你们 The only reason he didn't tell you
是为了保护我 was because he was protecting me.
卡洛斯 不知道你是否已听到 Carlos, I don't know if you've heard...
没错 我听到了 Yeah, I heard.
再过几个月 我就是维克多·朗夫人了 In a few months, I will be Mrs. Victor Lang.
我听广播说 I heard on the radio
电力公司的问题还没解决 the power company is still having problems.
今天还会有场大规模的停电 There might be another rolling blackout today.
需要我留下艾达的号码 Do you want me to leave Ida's number
以防万一吗 in case of something happens?
我没事 I'm sure I'll be fine.
你看过报纸的报道了吗 Did you read our review in the paper?
看过了 Yep.
好吧 我走了 OK. I'm off.
权力 Power.
大多数人直到失去它时... It's the type of thing most people don't think about...
才会想起它 ... until it's taken away.
无论是操控众人的政权... Whether it's the political power of the many...
还是恋人对彼此的影响力 ... or a lover's influence over just one.
权力在我们的生命中必不可缺 We all want some sort of power in our lives.
哪怕只是选择权 If only to give ourselves choices.
是的 倘若失去选择权 Yes, to be without choices,
人们便会感到无能为力... to feel utterly powerless...
就好像 Well, it's a lot...
独自置身于黑暗之中 ... like being alone in the dark.