《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives:
前两年的事完全不记得了 The last two years are a blank.
这招很新嘛 That's a fresh approach.
我信你 I believe you.
麦克记不起一张似曾相识的脸 Mike couldn't place a familiar face.
不管是谁杀害她 Whoever killed her...
警方无法辨认受害人 The police couldn't identify a murder victim.
她的牙齿全被拔光 ...pulled out all her teeth.
没署名 There's no signature.
加布丽尔的礼物接踵而来 Gabrielle was getting showered with gifts...
买花者要求匿名 The buyer asked to remain anonymous.
送花者很神秘 ... from a mystery suitor.
我要开一家披萨店 I'm gonna open up a pizza parlor!
勒奈特无法相信 And Lynette couldn't believe...
上帝啊 Oh, dear God.
她丈夫的举动 ... what her husband had done.
你想干嘛 我就想干嘛 I want to do what you want to do.
朱莉的初恋脚踏两条船 Julie's first love was two-timing her.
奥森的第一任妻子 And Orson's first wife...
我是阿尔玛·霍吉 I'm Alma Hodge.
就在不远处 ... wasn't going away...
-怎么样 -我买下了 - What do you think? - I'll take it.
拭目以待 ... any time soon.
通常 主妇们提防坏人 Your average housewife worries constantly about
是因为看夜间新闻报道 the dangerous people she sees on the nightly news.
所以她购置昂贵的警报系统 Which is why she buys expensive alarm systems,
在钱包里装入胡椒喷剂 carries pepper spray in her purse,
在抽屉里藏把枪 and keeps a gun in her drawer.
以便她全日都能有安全感 So she can go about her day feeling safe and protected.
而囚犯也时时提防那些 Your average inmate worries constantly about
他所接触的危险人物 the dangerous people he comes in contact with every day.
所以他随身携带不起眼的物品 Which is why he takes ordinary items.
把它们磨成利器 and turns them into weapons...
时刻藏在身上 ... that he always keeps handy.
以便他可以在晃悠时感到安全 So he can go about his day feeling safe and protected.
主妇跟囚犯的不同之处在于 What's the difference between housewives and inmates?
囚犯知道安全感不会维持很久 The inmate knows the feeling won't last long.
德尔非诺是吗 Delfino. Right?
是 怎样 Yeah. So?
起来 兄弟 我们走 Come on, brother. Let's go.
-你还好吗 -还好 - You OK? - Yeah.
我欠你个人情 I owe you one.
对 Yeah.
我想是的 I guess you do.
是的 Yes.
为免被人伤害 我们需要保护 We all need protection from those who would do us harm.
而有时伤害却来自保护我们的人 And sometimes from those who protect us.
狂野派对 Wild parties.
英俊的陌生人 Handsome strangers.
温柔的亲吻 Tender kisses.
玩得真开心 再见 各位 I had a great time. Bye, you guys.
恢复单身对加布丽尔·索利斯而言 Yes, there were many things Gabrielle Solis liked
真是好处多多 about being single again.
但回到家面对空荡荡的屋子 But coming home to an empty house...
则谈不上有什么好 ... was not one of them.
-你今晚回家睡 -真的吗 - You're sleeping at my place tonight. - Really?
你有什么好主意 What did you have in mind?
上帝 可恶的人生 God, I hate my life.
坦白讲 你以为我要跟你睡一道吗 Honestly, did you think I was going to sleep with you?
算是以身相许好了 It would be the polite way to thank me.
卡洛斯 一点也不好笑 Carlos, this isn't funny.
我差点被这个疯子吓死 I am scared to death of this maniac.
什么时候 昨天你还很喜欢这些礼物 Since when? Yesterday you were loving all the presents.
-跟那个小惊喜 -这人闯到我家 - The intrigue. - The guy broke into the house.
他已从无名追求者变成变态狂 He went from secret admirer to stalker.
也许他想杀死我 Probably he's trying to kill me
这样别人就没法占有我了 so no one else will have me.
你干嘛不报警 Why don't you just call the cops?
跟警察讲什么呢 "911吗 Oh, and tell them what? "9-1-1?
有人闯入我家 Somebody broke in the house
还留下一条6000块的礼服" and left a $6,000 dress."
好吧 那要是这家伙又来了 OK, So, if this guy shows up again,
我到底该怎么做呢 what am I supposed to do, exactly?
什么也不做 我就是想要你帮忙 Nothing. Just having you here helps.
听上去不错的样子 Now, that's very sweet.
要是他来了 When he breaks in
然后用刀砍你 and starts hacking you up with his machete,
你惨叫后 我就醒了 于是我赶紧溜 your screams will wake me and I'll be able to escape.
乐意为您效劳 Glad I could help.
陌生人 stranger.
你回的正是时候 You have good timing.
我刚把孩子们哄睡着了 I just got all the kids to sleep.
可惜 我原想给他们盖被子呢 Oh, damn. I wanted to tuck them in.
你可以帮我盖啊 Well, you can tuck me in.
我闻到了你的情趣香水 I thought I smelled your sex perfume.
过来 Come here.
等等 别太快进入主题 Oh, oh, wait a minute. Don't get me all revved up yet.
我还要等印刷工回到家把菜单送来 The printer is gonna drop off my menu on his way home.
已经送到了 He already did.
你还没看吧 这只是初稿 You didn't look at that, did you? It's just a mock-up.
太晚了 我已经看过了 很不错 Too late. I looked. And it's great.
-是吗 -当然 - Really? - Yes!
我喜欢上面的字体 颜色 全都喜欢 I love the font, the color, everything.
我真是迫不及待想看到餐厅开张 I am so jazzed to see the restaurant.
你这么说我真高兴 It is so good to hear that.
选好开店的日子了吗 So... any idea when that might be?
选好了 两周后如何 Sure. How about in two weeks?
两周后就开了 You open in two weeks.
那天店内免费提供续杯 That'd be a good time to come by because there's free refills,
还有气球跟音乐 balloons, music.
也可以搞一个贵宾预览 Might there be a VIP preview
听听意见 孩子他妈就是不错的人选 for people, say, who bore your children?
-勒奈特 -怎么了 - Lynette. - Yeah?
我想等店开成之后再让你去 I don't want you to see it until it's all done.
为什么 Why not?
被你瞧见后 你肯定有各种不满 You'll look at the place and have tips and suggestions
提出诸多建议和意见 that you won't be able to keep to yourself.
你真这么想 我不过是看到外卖菜单上 You think? Because I just saw a takeout menu
电话号码被写成6位 想把它改过来而已 with a six-digit phone number and I kept that to myself.
瞧 正是如此 See! There it is.
一副无所不知的凌人之势 That snarky, know-it-all attitude.
怎么了 就因为我挑出一个显眼的小错 What? I am snarky because I point out one small,
你就说我盛气凌人 glaring mistake?
就是 从现在开始 不许你掺和开张的事 That's it. Now you're banned from the opening.
好 晚安 Fine. Good night.
那今晚不做爱了吗 So, we're not having sex?
谁让你不让我掺和开张的事 Hey, you banned me from your opening.
我的意思是 还是避孕药比较安全 All I'm saying is that I'd feel a lot safer on the pill.
但如果你未满18周岁 需要获得父母同意 But if you're not 18, you need parental consent.
你想让你妈妈再讨厌我一点吗 Do you really give your mother another reason to hate me?
她会恨死你 要是你让我怀 妈妈 She'll hate you worse if you get me... Hey!
你好 Hi.
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - Bye.
为何不能使用避孕套 然后再小心一点 Can't we keep using condoms and be extra careful?
你疯了吗 那东西不可靠 You crazy? They're not dependable.
当然可靠 要不然干嘛大家都用它 They are. Why do you think everybody uses them?
看看说明 它们都经过严格检查 Read the box. They all have to pass inspection.
还是不安全 It's too risky.
避孕套只有85%的避孕几率 Condoms are only 85 percent effective.
妈妈 Mom!
妈妈 怎么回事 你没事吧 Mom, what happened? Are you OK?
我刚才 I was just, uh...
找不到耳环了 I lost an earring.
妈妈 两只耳环都戴在耳朵上 Mom, you're wearing both your earrings.
总算找到了 I found it.
奥斯丁 我想跟我女儿单独谈谈 Austin, I would like to talk to my daughter privately.
好的 等下打给我 Sure. Call me later.
你们为什么谈论避孕套 Why were you talking about condoms?
你为什么偷听 Why were you eavesdropping?
别转移话题 你们俩上床了吗 Don't change the subject. Are you two having sex?
我原以为自己的女儿很聪明 I thought that I raised you to be smarter than that.
性不是你想象中的情趣游戏 Don't you realize that sex is not fun and games.
性很危险 It's dangerous!
每次都有潜在的新疾病 Every time there's a new disease!
你不想小便的时候感到灼痛吧 Do you want it to burn when you pee?
-妈妈 -性有害健康 - Mom. - Sex kills!
-妈妈 -什么 - Mom! - What?
我没打算做 I'm not having sex.
真的吗 Really?
真的 Really.
感谢上帝 Oh, thank God.
你们俩要是不做爱套 If you're not having sex.
干嘛要讨论避孕套 Why were you talking about condoms?
因为我们听说两个学生发生关系 Because we know two kids at school who are,
只用了避孕套 and they're only using condoms,
这种做法很愚蠢 which is stupid
因为避孕套只有85%的避孕几率 because condoms are only 85 percent effective.
是的 的确如此 Yes. That's right.
只用避孕套并不可靠 A condom alone will not protect you.
我也这么认为 I totally agree.
-布里 -阿尔玛 - Bree! - Alma.
我不知道原来你跟伊迪认识 I didn't know that you knew Edie.
上次晚宴我告诉你好友 I told your friends at that party,
我想找一个新住处 I was looking for a new house.
住处 A house?
对 加布就介绍我们俩认识了 Yes. And Gabby introduced us.
原来如此 实不相瞒 Oh. Well, um, I don't want to keep you.
我肯定伊迪还有好多房源可以介绍给你 I'm sure that Edie has lots of other houses to show you.
不 我们已经签了 Nope, we're done.
阿尔玛才看爱波怀特家房子一眼 Alma took one look at the Applewhite house, and bam,
就对它一见钟情 love at first sight.
-什么 -我们马上就要成为邻居了 - What? - We're going to be neighbors.
不 No!
我 其实不是这个意思 I mean... I mean, no.
阿尔玛 你不能买栋屋子 Alma, you can't buy this house.
为什么 Why not?
你知道这房子的来历吗 Well, are you aware of its history?
之前的房东在家窝藏谋杀犯 The previous owner was harboring a murderer.
罪犯是她儿子 It was her son.
不管怎么说 她是位伟大的母亲 Say what you like, she was a great mom.
他们在地下室设有地牢 They had a dungeon in the basement.
据说夜晚还能听到 People say they still hear groans
屋子里传出呻吟声 coming from the house at night.
你要是再不住嘴 They're gonna hear groans coming from your house
你家也会传出呻吟声 if you don't zip it.
阿尔玛 你别担心 Don't worry, Alma.
我相信伊迪肯定能为你找到一间 I'm sure that Edie can find you a house
没有梦靥的房子 that won't give you nightmares.
太晚了 布里 It's too late, Bree.
我已经爱上这儿的邻居了 I've fallen in love with this neighborhood.
至于闹鬼什么的 若是听信就太傻了 As for that haunted house stuff, that's silly.
死人怎么会复生呢 People don't come back from the dead.
我求之不得 Don't I wish.
我才不和那女人做邻居 I will not have that woman as a neighbor!
-你得想个法子 -我说了我会去找她谈的 - You have got to do something! - I said I'd talk to her.
那还等什么 What are you waiting for?
屋子没亮灯 她不在家 The house is dark. She's not there.
所以你就等到她搬进来 You're gonna wait until she moves in?
我会处理的 布里 拜托你冷静点 I will deal with it. Bree, please calm down.
我怎么冷静 几个月来 How can I be calm? For months
人们都认为你谋杀第一任妻子 people thought you killed your first wife.
她刚刚现身 澄清事实 No sooner does she show up and clear your name
警察却又问询你另一宗谋杀 than the police ask you about another murder.
他们只是有些疑问 They just had questions.
每人都有疑问 Everybody has questions.
正因如此 苏珊和我都不说话了 Susan and I don't speak because of it.
布里 拜托 Bree, please.
我努力昂起头微笑 I try to hold my head up and smile
给教堂联谊会做更多的馅饼 and just bake more pies for the church social.
而现在你的前妻都在我们门口扎营了 But now your ex is camped out on our doorstep
好像我举办了摩门教的睡衣派对 like I am hosting some kind of Mormon slumber party!
我已经不知道 And I do not know
如何通过做馅饼来回避这些了 how I'm going to bake my way out of this one.
我发誓 亲爱的 我会把阿尔玛赶走的 Darling, I swear to you, I will get Alma out of that house.
即使不顾我的名声 I don't care if I have to
勒死她也在所不辞 live up to my reputation and strangle her.
你真是个好丈夫 You're a good husband.
你疯啦 Have you lost your mind?
我才不给你避孕药 I am not getting you the pill.
伊迪姨 朱莉和我已经相爱了 Aunt Edie, Julie and I are in love.
拜托 又不是真心爱 荷尔蒙作祟而已 Oh, please. It's not love you're feeling. It's hormones.
-才不是 -行 - That's not true. - OK, fine.
你们想表达爱意 If you want to express your love
也不必来全套啊 you don't need to go all the way.
亲吻 抚摸 摩擦 Kiss. Touch. Rub.
摸来摸去不就行了吗 I mean, whatever happened to heavy petting?
-别低估了这些方式 -这就是你的建议 - It's so underrated. - That's your advice?
不好意思 Well, I'm sorry.
我可不擅长教人不做爱 I've never been good getting people not to have sex.
所以你不准备帮我们啰 So you're not going to help us?
朱莉 如果我这么做 Julie, if I do this,
你妈会把我的头砍下来的 your mother would have my head.
-你得和她谈谈 -没法谈 - You should be talking to her. - I can't talk to her.
这事会让她疯掉的 The whole idea of this completely freaks her out.
她都在喊"性有害健康"了 She started screaming, "Sex kills!"
所以重任都在我肩上了 So now it's all in my lap.
天呐 她可真烦人 God, she pisses me off.
这样 要不然我援助一盒避孕套 Look, how about I spring for a box of condoms?
这样可以放过我了吗 Will that get you two off my back?
避孕套只有85%的几率有效 Condoms are only 85 percent effective.
真的假的 Is that true?
该死的 我还打算用到绝经呢 Damn. I thought I could coast all the way to menopause.
不管你帮不帮 我们都会做爱的 Look, we're going to have sex whether you help us or not.
我们只想对彼此负责 We're just trying to be responsible.
好吧 All right.
但你们得知道 But just so you know,
远离性爱 才是负责任的 the responsible thing is to abstain from sex
应当专注于学习 and focus on your studies.
好了 There.
该说的都说了 免得被某人问责 I said it out loud just in case anybody asks.
加布 我还要一个枕头 Gaby, I need another pillow.
行 别拿大的 那是我最喜欢的 All right. Don't take the big one. That's my favorite.
仅此一晚 It's only for one night
明天我就回自己家里 because tomorrow I'm going to be back home,
睡自己的床 sleeping in my own bed.
什么 你怎么能抛弃我呢 What? You can't abandon me.
有个疯子跟踪我 我命悬一线啊 There's a madman stalking me. My life is on the line.
知道我有多害怕吗 Do you know how scared I am?
你还留着 You're keeping that?
我害怕他 又不害怕裙子 Hey, I'm scared, but not of the dress.
卡洛斯 Carlos!
卡洛斯醒醒 我需要你 Carlos, wake up! I need you!
-就知道你会送上门来 -什么 去死 - Yeah. I thought you'd come around. - What? No!
他来啦 He's here!
卡洛斯 当心点 小心他有枪 Carlos, be careful! He might have a gun!
我没武器 别踢我 I'm unarmed. Stop kicking me!
你现在知道发脾气了 Now you're going to give me attitude?
加布 我们抓到他了 别这样 Gaby, we got him. Maintain.
这混蛋不仅吓死我 还闯到我家里来 This jerk terrorized me! He broke into my house!
裙子值6000美元 It was a $6,000 dress.
我老板不想让我直接留在门廊上 And my boss didn't want me leaving it on the porch.
你老板 Your boss?
老大 抱歉吵醒你了 Hey, I'm sorry to wake you, sir,
送礼物的时候出了点岔子 but there was a problem dropping off the gift.
是 她就在...旁边 Yes, and she's right here... with me.
我是加布丽尔 你到底是谁 This is Gabrielle. Who the hell is this?
是的 我拿到你的"尊贵之链" Yes, I got your "Token of esteem",
可我一点都不感动 and I'm not impressed.
为什么 因为你吓到我了 Because you're freaking me out, that's why!
我才不在乎多少钱 这不是重点 No, I don't care how much it cost. That's beside the point.
真的 这么贵啊 Really? That much?
告诉他 如果仍然骚扰你 你就报警 Tell him if he doesn't stop harassing you, you'll call the cops.
我知道你想营造浪漫 但如果你继续的话 I know you're trying to be romantic, but if you keep this up,
我就不得不... I'm going to be forced...
他说什么 What did he say?
你嘴真甜 That's very sweet of you,
但我不是世界上最美丽的女人 but I am not the most beautiful woman in the world.
告诉他 你要去申请限制令了 Tell him you're going to get a restraining order on him.
是啊 也许我能排上前十 Yes. I may be in the top ten.
-加布 -别吵 我在讲电话 - Gaby! - Hey! I'm talking here!
你的声音好耳熟啊 我认识你吗 Your voice sounds so familiar. Do I know you?
他说我认识他 He says I know him
还想再次邀请我共进晚餐 and that he wants to reintroduce himself at dinner.
当然不行 Absolutely not.
见面吃饭有点不大合适 I would not feel comfortable meeting for dinner.
乖女孩 Good girl.
-午餐如何 -加布 - How about lunch? - Gaby!
但你得保证 But you have to promise
别再给我买这些贵重的礼物了 to stop buying me these expensive gifts.
因为我不是那种女生 Because I'm not that kind of girl.
如果那么多克拉 我也就不矜持啦 Well, for that many carats, yes, I could be that kind of girl.
我得挂了 明天再聊 I got to go. I'll talk to you tomorrow!
怎么样 亏我之前还以为 How about that? And here I was thinking
有人要在我入眠时杀了我呢 some guy wants to murder me in my sleep.
夜还长着呢 The night's still young.
肋骨好些了吧 How're those ribs?
还得包扎着 那几个人真不好惹 Just needed some tape. I mean, those guys were hard-core.
-你可救了我啊 -小事一桩 - You really saved my ass. - Don't mention it.
不 真的 No. Seriously.
如果有需要我帮忙的 随时开口 If there's ever anything I can do for you, just say the word.
一言为定 I'll keep that in mind.
德尔非诺 Hey, Delfino.
老大 Yeah, boss?
你得换一个"兄弟"了 I would have found yourself another prom date.
那人没那么好的心 That guy's not your friend.
你怎么知道 How do you know that?
那天 那几个家伙揍了你之后 After those mutts knocked you around the other day,
你的"兄弟"犒劳了他们 your boy paid them off.
-你确定吗 -我亲眼看到的 - You sure? - I saw money change hands.
小心点吧 So watch your back.
我当时都要崩溃了 I was in the middle of freaking out
朱莉后来保证她不准备做爱 when Julie assured me that she's not having sex.
心里终于落下块巨石 Can't tell you how relieved I was.
是吗 Uh-huh.
别用这种调调说"是吗" Don't say "Uh-huh" Like that.
朱莉不会骗我的 Julie wouldn't lie to me.
若她说不准备做爱 那她肯定不会去做爱 If she says she's not having sex, then she's not having sex.
-好吧 -你也别用这种调调说"好吧" - OK. - You can't say "OK" Like that, either.
朱莉不像其他女孩 Julie's not like other girls.
她功课都拿全优呢 She's a straight-A student.
你当年还做过毕业演说 And you were valedictorian.
想想你背着你妈干了什么风流事 What were you up to that your mother didn't know about?
你搜衣柜 我搜床底 Ok, you search the closet. I'm going to look under the bed.
等等 Wait, wait, wait.
搜查指南第一条 保持房间原样 First rule of ransacking, remember where everything goes.
你一定会是个称职的母亲 You are going to make a really good mother some day.
开工 那本日记长什么样 So, what does this diary look like?
很小 格子封面 It's small. It's got a plaid cover.
找到之后你得看啊 When you find it you have to read it.
我保证过永远尊重她的隐私 I promised her I would respect her privacy.
帮我把床垫翻过来 Help me flip this mattress.
-我的天呐 -你找到了 - Oh, my God! - You found it?
好可爱啊 我能不能... This is adorable. You think maybe I could...?
不行 不能借 No, you cannot borrow it.
好吧 Fine.
-为什么朱莉有台录像机 -看电影啊 - Why does Julie have a VCR? - To watch movies.
拜托 现在哪个孩子还看录像带啊 Please. Kids don't watch videos anymore.
都是数字时代了 Everything's digital.
看吧 录像带而已 See? It's just a tape.
是吗 Is it?
阿尔玛 Alma.
你以为你在干嘛 What do you think you're doing?
量窗帘的尺寸呗 Measuring for drapes.
我想要花缎的 I'm thinking damask.
别装傻 You know what I mean.
你为什么要搬来 Why have you moved here?
我喜欢这条街 It's a very nice street.
而且我已经结交朋友了 And I've made friends here.
他们都对我很感兴趣 People have taken such an interest in me.
当然 别人以为你死了 Yeah, they thought you were dead.
人们不会永远记得你"诈尸"的 The novelty of your not being a corpse can't last forever.
你到底有什么目的 What are you after, hm?
还想惩罚我吗 Are you still punishing me?
非得敲诈笔钱才走吗 还是如何 You want me to pay you to leave? What?
我的心意从未变过 I want what I've always wanted.
就是你 You.
我结婚了 I'm married.
即使没有 我也并不爱你 And even if I weren't, I don't love you.
你不爱以前的阿尔玛 You didn't love the old Alma.
我不是以前的我了 I'm not that woman anymore.
我更坚强更自信了 I'm stronger, more confident.
你可能要假以时日才会发觉 但我会等你 It may take you a while to see that, but I can wait.
阿尔玛 我爱的是布里 Alma, I love Bree.
但她也爱你吗 But does she love you?
她也许很爱她所熟知的那个奥森 She may love the Orson she knows.
但她知道你对莫妮可做了什么吗 But does she know what you did to Monique?
她知道是你撞了麦克·德尔非诺吗 Does she know you ran over Mike Delfino?
这些我都知道 I know all that.
可我依然爱你 I still love you.
她会吗 Would she?
我看到你和我妈妈面谈了 So I see you've spoken to Mother.
对 Yes.
有人站在我这边感觉真好 It's nice to have someone on my side in all of this.
别担心 Don't worry.
我不会告诉布里 I won't tell Bree.
要不然她会报警 She might go to the police
你坐牢对我一点好处也没有 and you're no good to me in jail.
但要是我一旦发觉我跟你没可能 But if I thought I had no chance with you,
完全没戏的话 no chance at all,
那就没什么能阻止我全盘托出了 well, there'd be nothing to stop me from telling.
奥森 我求你 Please, Orson.
别把我逼上绝路 Don't take away my hope.
她不搬 She's not going.
为什么 Why not?
你们俩在走廊都干了什么 And what the hell was that on the porch?
她要吻别 She kissed me good-bye.
我能怎么办 给她一拳吗 What was I supposed to do, slug her?
叫你去给她下"驱逐令" You went over there to read her the Riot Act.
但看来你去给她念睡前故事了 Instead, it looked like you were reading her a bedtime story.
布里 我告诉她我们不希望她在这里 Bree, I told her we don't want her here.
我恐吓她 对她大声吼叫 I threatened, I shouted.
但她就是不走 She refuses to go.
我们只能听之任之了 We're just going to have to make the best of it.
-哪位 -是我 - Hello? - Hey, it's me.
跟我一起吃午餐吧 You want to meet for lunch?
不行 亲爱的 我得开去格林德尔选餐巾 No, honey, I got to drive to Greendale to pick out napkins.
我之前跟你说过了 Remember, I told you.
对啊 那好吧 Oh, yeah, that's right.
那我们晚上见咯 So, I'll see you tonight.
好的 晚上见 OK. Good. I'll see you.
上帝啊 Oh, my God.
你好 斯加沃太太 Hey, Mrs. Scavo.
安德鲁 你好 Andrew, hi.
我以为你开店之后才来呢 I thought you weren't starting until the opening.
是的 但准备工作太多了 Oh, yeah, there's just so much work that needs to be done.
斯加沃先生让我早点过来帮他 Mr. Scavo asked me to start early.
对了 他不在这 He's not here, by the way.
我知道 别告诉他我来过 Yeah, I know and, hey, don't tell him I stopped by.
我其实不该出现 就是想进来瞅一眼 I'm not supposed to be here. I just wanted to sneak a peek.
你不该上班打游戏 Shouldn't you be working?
你不该来店里 Shouldn't you not be here?
很好 Touch A！
你觉得这里怎么样 So, how do you like the place?
我觉得很棒 I think it's fantastic.
店面总算落成了 It's really coming together.
我喜欢这吧台 Ooh, I love the bar.
是啊 很棒 Oh, yeah. It's pretty cool.
坏消息是 我们拿不到售酒执照 It's too bad we can't get a liquor license.
什么 What?
斯加沃先生没告诉你吗 Oh, didn't Mr. Scavo tell you?
不 他没说 No, he didn't.
餐厅的利润 难道不是由酒水创造了半壁江山吗 Don't restaurants make half their money on the liquor?
的确是 我们真是衰到极致了 Oh. Yeah. We're completely screwed.
真是噩梦一场 This is a nightmare.
怎么会这样 How did this happen?
市里重新规划了 他们要他 The city re-zoned and said he had to
必须让街区所有居民签署弃权书 get all the residents within a block to sign a waiver
有人耍无赖不合作 他有点气馁了 and there's some holdouts. He's kind of bumming.
那他干嘛不先把这事摆平 Well, then why isn't he dealing with it
而跑去买餐巾呢 instead of shopping for napkins?
这样下去我们要倾家荡产 We could lose our shirts in this dump!
马温·塔西曼医生吗 Is this Dr. Marvin Tashman?
你好 我是苏珊·梅尔 Hi. My name is Susan Mayer.
我女儿朱莉曾找过你 My daughter Julie came in to see you.
对 关于避孕的问题 Yes, about birth control.
我就奇怪了 So, I'm just curious.
不经我同意 你怎么能给她开避孕药 Where do you get off prescribing that without my consent?
什么 我当时肯定不在场 What? No, I most certainly was not there.
那我长什么样子 What do I look like?
我头发不是金色的 I don't have blonde hair.
等等 我是金发黑根吗 Wait. Did my blonde hair have dark roots?
忘了把车库的钥匙给你 I forgot to give you the keys to the shed.
你居然帮我女儿开避孕药 You got my daughter the pill?
拿好 Here. Catch.
你给我站住 Don't you walk away from me!
非要现在谈这个吗 Do we have to do this now?
是的 必须 Yes. We do.
你也许用你的牛奶钱买了你的第一个避孕套 You might have gotten your first diaphragm with milk money.
但你没有权利毁掉我女儿 It doesn't give you the right to corrupt my daughter!
我没跑到跟朱莉面前跟她说 It's not like I went to Julie and said,
"我们出去吃点东西谈谈避孕好吗" "Want to go out for a burger and birth control?"
是她来找我的 She came to me.
你没权替她做决定 You do not get to decide this for her!
你到底想干嘛 What were you thinking?
我就是觉得要是朱莉怀孕了 I was thinking if Julie got knocked up
你我会成亲家 that you and I could become family.
抱歉 我可不想冒那个险 I'm sorry. I cannot take that chance.
你那个赖皮侄子没出现之前 It was until your rotten nephew came to town
朱莉一直都是个好孩子 that Julie was a perfect kid.
而现在 她撒谎还企图滥交 And now she's lying and scheming and having casual sex!
都是你把她带坏了 She's just a boob job away from being you!
听着 梅尔 朱莉青春萌发 Look, Mayer, Julie has discovered sex.
她已经长大了 The genie is out of the bottle.
你最好谨慎处理 要不然将永远失去她 You better get good with it or you could lose her forever.
因为她好像爱他 Because like it or not, she loves him.
而且 他也爱她 And you know what else? He loves her.
约您的那位绅士出去打电话了 Your gentleman friend went to make a call.
-他马上回来 -谢谢 - He'll be with you shortly. - Thank you.
加布丽尔 Gabrielle.
扎克·杨 上帝啊 好久不见 Zach Young! Oh, my God! It's been ages.
瞧你 西装革履 帅呆了 Look at you! So handsome in a suit.
-你真漂亮 -嘴真甜 - You look beautiful. - Aren't you sweet?
很想跟你再聊几句 Well, anyway, I'd love to catch up,
但我有人要等 but I'm kind of waiting for someone.
我知道 Yes, I know.
衣服很合身 不错 So the dress fits. Cool.
来一瓶1982年的红酒 I'd like a bottle of your 1982
拉菲罗斯柴尔德庄园 Chateau Laffite Rothschild, please
抱歉 请问阁下多大 I'm sorry. How old are you?
100如何 Oh, why don't we say... a hundred.
的确 So you are.
有人提前拿到自己的零花钱了 Wow, someone got an advance on their allowance.
作为外公的唯一继承人 I was my grandfather's sole heir.
我如今在富豪榜排名前400位 I'm actually in the Fortune 400.
是不是感觉很奇怪 Does that seem weird to you?
我居然跟扎克·杨约会 I'm on a date with Zach Young.
再没什么更奇怪的了 Nothing's ever going to seem weird again.
我家现在每分钱都要节省着花 Every cent we have is circling the bowl
汤姆居然还瞒着我 and Tom never said a word.
他为何不让我帮他 Why didn't he come to me?
很明显 他难以启齿 Clearly, he's embarrassed.
但我是他妻子啊 But I'm his wife!
别激动 勒奈特 Don't be dense, Lynette.
男人之所以这么做 部分原因 Half the reason men want to accomplish anything
是想向女人表达他的爱意 is to show off for the women they love.
要是他们失败了 他们宁愿闭口不谈 When they fail, they like to keep it to themselves.
我要告诉他 I'm gonna tell him
我要告诉他我去过餐厅了 I'm gonna tell him I went to the restaurant
而且我还知道他搞砸了 and that I know he screwed up.
我要帮他摆平 And that I'm gonna fix it.
看在上帝的份上 你这样打击他更糟糕 For god sake, it's bad enough you cut off his cojones.
你真要放手一搏吗 Now you want to juggle them?
我丈夫遇到麻烦了 My husband is in trouble.
我爱他 难道不该帮他一把吗 I love him. Shouldn't I want to help him?
如果你真的爱他 Well, if you really love him
那就别让他知道你帮了他 You should help him without letting him know that you did.
除去高级住宅 Yeah, so in addition to my penthouse,
我还在瑞士拥有一幢城堡 I also have a chateau in Switzerland
在汉普顿斯有一栋别墅 很不错对吧 and a cottage in the Hamptons. It's pretty impressive, huh?
你把巧克力吃到衬衫上了 You got a little chocolate on your shirt.
-该死 -过来 我帮你擦 - Damn it! - Here, let me get it.
不用 我自己可以 我能行 No, I can do it! I can do it!
我还是自己擦吧 谢谢 I'd like to do it myself. Thank you very much.
抱歉 下次见面一定保持整洁 I'm sorry. You know, I'll be neater for you next time.
下次 我们实话实说吧 Next time? Honey, let's get real.
你太年轻了 You're way too young for me.
我比约翰·罗兰还大两个月 I'm two months older than John Rowland.
约翰·罗兰纯属误打误撞 当时我很寂寞 Well, John Rowland was a mistake. I was lonely.
那你现在不寂寞了吗 You're not lonely now?
你知道我离婚了吗 You've heard about my divorce?
跟卡洛斯离婚绝对是明智之举 You were smart to get rid of Carlos.
他配不上你 You deserve much better.
让我猜猜 你想追我 And let me guess. Now you're my upgrade?
大家都知道你需要有人照顾 Everybody knows you need someone to take care of you
我这么有钱 你要什么我都可以满足你 and I'm rich now. I can give you anything you want.
等等 谁说我要人照顾 Wait a minute. Who says I need someone to take care of me?
我妈妈 和她街坊里的好友们 My mom. Her friends from the neighborhood.
他们说 你之所以跟卡洛斯在一起 They said it was the only reason you stayed with Carlos,
是因为他宠你 considering how he treated you.
他们错了 谢谢你的午餐 扎克 Well, they were wrong. Thank you for lunch, Zach.
等等 加布丽尔 Wait, Gabrielle.
我不再是从前的那个问题少年了 I'm not that awkward kid that I was before.
能不能请你 认真地考虑一下我 Can you please just...? Please take me seriously.
抱歉 我做不到 I'm sorry. I just can't.
我是不会善罢甘休的 I'm not gonna give up.
宝贝 我劝你还是收手吧 Oh, sweetie. I really wish you would.
上帝啊 扎克 For God's sake, Zach!
不会开车就别劫持法拉利 Don't hijack a Ferrari if you don't know how to drive.
冈特先生你好 我是勒奈特·斯加沃 Mr. Gaunt, hi, I'm Lynette Scavo.
我丈夫想在街那头开一家披萨店 My husband is opening the pizzeria right down the block.
要是关于售酒执照 我不会签字的 If it's about that liquor license, I'm not signing.
拜托 我为这事花了好几个小时 Please. I've been at this for hours.
请听我说 Just hear me out.
好吧 我从不拒绝美女的请求 Well, I never could resist a pretty lady.
-进来吧 -谢谢 - Come on in. - Thank you.
你之前住在拉斯维加斯吗 Did you live in Las Vegas?
我在那里当了40年的赌场主管 I was a croupier for 40 years.
我对模特一点免疫力都没有 As you can see, I had a weakness for showgirls.
我猜你这方面肯定很在行 I bet you were quite the player.
你不了解 You have no idea.
倒满吧 Can I top you off there?
不 谢谢 我最多只能喝两杯 No thanks. Two's my limit.
那你自便 Well, suit yourself.
听我说 我理解你对执照有顾虑 Look, I understand your concerns about the license.
你邻居也有这方面的考虑 Your neighbors had them, too.
但在我向他们解释我们是家庭餐厅后 But they signed the waiver once
他们很配合地签了弃权书 I explained to them that this is a family restaurant.
不会营业到深夜 没有吵闹的音乐 No late nights, no loud music.
我在维加斯学到的最为重要的一点 If there's one thing I learned in Vegas,
就是豪饮会将人们变成大吼大叫的蠢驴 it's that booze turns most people into noisy jackasses.
我不希望有人在我家门阶上呕吐 And I don't want them puking on my doorstep.
别这样哈利 现在就剩你没签了 Come on, Harry. You are my last holdout.
你想要点什么 钱吗 What's it going to take? Cash?
终身免费的披萨吗 尽管提 Free pizza for the rest of your life? You name it.
我不愿让漂亮女士失望 但我不会签 Look, I hate to disappoint a pretty lady, but I'm not signing.
哈利 Harry,
我丈夫为了经营这家餐厅连工作都辞了 my husband quit his job to start this restaurant.
要是我们不能买酒水 And if we can't sell liquor,
我们就挣不到钱 那样的话 we can't make a profit and...
喂 喂 哈利 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Harry.
-向上看 -抱歉 - Eyes up here. - I'm sorry. Sorry.
那家餐厅就是他的梦想 This place is his dream.
要是他失败了 肯定会崩溃 And if he can't make it work, then it's just gonna kill him.
然后 我们的婚姻也危机重重 And consequently, it's gonna kill our marriage.
哈利 我刚才都说了些什么 And Harry, what did I say?
我知道 但我并没恶意 I know. I don't mean to be rude.
只不过我好久没见过模特 It's just that my showgirl days were a while ago
都记不起来我最后一次 and I can't remember the last time
见到 I laid eyes on a...
一个漂亮女人乳房的情形了 A beautiful woman's... bosom.
是吗 Really?
要是我 Well, what if I were to...
简短地让你恢复记忆呢 ...very briefly refresh your memory?
-绝对值了 -你能这么说我很高兴 - Completely worth it. - Glad you thought so.
来吧 宝贝 给妈妈再说一遍 Come on, baby. Say it one more time for Mommy.
你教什么他都会说吗 You can teach him to say whatever you want?
是的 这种鸟很聪明 Yes. These birds are very bright.
我觉得它们比人还聪明 I think they're smarter than people.
至少比某些人聪明 Some people, anyway.
布里 Bree!
快进来 我刚准备了一点柠檬水 Come in. I just made some lemonade.
我不是为了串门来拜访的 This isn't a social call.
我们需要好好谈谈 We need to talk.
谈什么 About what?
谈谈能让你把这房子卖掉 About what it's going to take
然后搬走的条件 to get you to sell this house and move.
搬走 为什么 Move? Why?
你是我丈夫的前妻 You're my husband's ex-wife.
你一失踪 大家都以为他杀了你 You disappeared so people would think he killed you.
我还需要再细述我的不安吗 Does my discomfort really need further explanation?
-我不知道你不安 -拜托 - I had no idea you felt this way. - Oh, please.
奥森已经跟你说得很清楚了 Orson made it perfectly clear
我们不希望你住在这里 we don't want you here.
我怎么听不明白啊 OK, now I'm really confused.
奥森今天过来时 When Orson came by,
跟我说 "欢迎入住本巷" all he said was, "Welcome to the street,"
还问我需不需要帮忙打点行李 and did I need help unpacking?
不是这样的 That's not true.
也许 我说得太多了 You know what? I think I've said too much.
喝杯柠檬水吧 How about that lemonade?
女士 这个放哪里 Ma'am, where would you like this?
楼上 我指给你看 Oh, upstairs. I'll show you.
给 喝一点吧 Here. Drink this.
你脸色不大好 我去去就来 You look a little pale. I'll be right back.
别告诉布里 Don't tell Bree.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
抱歉 我打碎了一只杯子 I'm so sorry. I broke a glass.
别担心 我会收拾的 Don't worry. I'll get it.
好了 Well, OK.
我得走了 I have to go.
布里 等等 Oh, Bree. Wait.
我理解你看到我搬到这里 I understand why you might feel a little threatened
有种危机感 about my moving in here.
但今后你就知道了 我对你没恶意 But in time you'll see I'm perfectly harmless.
神秘约会怎么样 So, how was the mystery date?
非常棒 谢谢关心 Uh... it was fabulous. Thanks for asking.
来嘛 说说细节 对方是谁 Come on, I want details. Who is he?
某位国际金融家 Some global financier.
在《巴黎竞赛》封面上看到我 Saw me on the cover of Paris Match.
长得不错 就是不是我喜欢的那种 Good-looking. Just not my type.
是吗 我一直觉得你跟扎克 Really? Because I always thought that you and Zach
还挺登对 would make a really great couple.
你这个混蛋 你也在吗 You son of a bitch. You were there?
我把车停在街对面 差点笑岔了气 Parked across the street, laughing my ass off.
你居然跟踪我 简直难以想象 I can't believe you followed me!
我以为你要跟变态杀手共进午餐 I thought you were meeting a psycho killer for lunch.
我担心你 I was worried.
还好他们拿出蜡笔跟儿童套餐菜单 At least they brought out the crayons and children's menus.
够了 离开我家门廊 All right. Off my porch.
行 别忘了 是你让我保护你的 OK, but don't forget, you asked me to watch your back.
是啊 关于那个 Yeah, yeah, about that,
我明天就要安装警报系统了 I'm installing an alarm system tomorrow,
所以我不再需要你的照看 So I'm not going to need you to look after me anymore.
-加布 我不介意的 -我介意 - Gabby, I don't mind. - I mind.
我们离婚了 We're divorced.
我不可能每次一害怕就去找你 I can't keep running to you every time I get scared.
我希望我能照顾好自己 I want to be the kind of woman who can take care of herself.
那好吧 Well, good for you.
我就在街那边 I'm still right down the block.
如果你真的需要我 So if you do need me...
不会了 I won't.
但谢谢 But thank you.
-今天这么早 -回家庆祝一下 - You're home early. - I'm celebrating.
我们拿到售酒执照了 We got our liquor license today.
-是吗 太好了 -对 - Really? That's great. - Yeah.
安德鲁说他跑遍了所有街坊 Andrew said he went all over the neighborhood
拿到了签名 And get signatures.
办事挺利索 Good for him.
但我觉得他在说谎 But I think he's lying.
我感觉另有其人 I think somebody else got the signatures.
好吧 免得为此事起冲突 OK, let's say, just for the sake of argument,
的确另有其人 that someone else did.
那人肯定很爱你 Someone who clearly loves you very much.
有什么问题吗 What's wrong with that?
没什么 没事 Nothing. Nothing.
宇宙又恢复了原有的秩序 Order has been restored in the universe.
你拯救了世界 我是个失败者 You saved the day. I'm a loser.
别这样 汤姆 Oh, come on, Tom.
我花了两个月都搞不定弃权证书 I tried for two months to get that waiver signed.
结果你一天就摆平了 就像我先前所说 You did it in one day. Like I said...
你犯不着因为我帮了你一个小忙 You can't drown in self-pity just because I helped you
就在那里唉声叹气 with one tiny little thing.
好吧 要是我说管道还没有通 OK, but if I tell you that the plumbing's not up to code.
店里有白蚁 椅子要在 We have termites and the chairs won't be there
开张后才到货 我怎么能不唉声叹气 until after we open, can I drown in self-pity?
你之前怎么没跟我说 Why haven't you told me about all of this?
因为我想独自做成一件事 Because I wanted to accomplish something on my own.
我是个男人 不该叫我妻子帮我善后 I'm the man. I shouldn't have to run to my wife to bail me out.
把我们的生活积蓄当赌注 孤注一掷 Gambling with our life savings and not asking for help
根本不是一个男人的表现 doesn't make you a man,
倒像是蠢货的作为 it makes you an idiot.
汤姆 看在上帝的份上 Come on, Tom. For God sakes,
我们是一个团队 we are a team.
餐厅是一项浩大的工程 That restaurant is a huge undertaking.
没人可以独自搞定 No one could do it alone.
你做广告的时候不也没找我商量嘛 You don't ask me for help with your ad campaigns.
没必要 I don't have to!
你都把信息传达给我了 You're always giving it to me.
给我灵感 还记得漱口水的广告词吗 Inspiring me. Remember the mouthwash jingle?
是你想的创意 You came up with the hook.
还有上次西洋梨竞投 And what about the Bartlett campaign?
我怎么可能想得出跳着探戈的跳蚤 Would I have ever come up with tango dancing fleas?
都是你的功劳 All you.
我没有哪件事情 There's nothing that I've accomplished that
是不在你的帮助下完成的 I could have done without your help.
好吧 我帮过你 我们是一支团队嘛 OK, fine. I help, we're a team.
别打我就行 Just don't hit me again.
明天的首要事情 就是修理水管 So, tomorrow, first thing, we'll fix the plumbing,
打电话叫人来杀虫 去租些椅子回来 We'll call an exterminator, we'll rent some chairs
按时开张 and we will open on time
在我的帮助下 and it'll be a glorious success
你将获得完满的成功 that you will have achieved with my help.
-行吗 -行 - OK? - OK.
我马上去涂点情趣香水 Tonight I'm going to slap on some sex perfume
你赶紧脱衣服 You're gonna get naked
然后看看谁更厉害 and then we're gonna see who the man is.
-上帝 希望是我 -当然是你 - God, I hope it's me. - Oh, I'm sure it will be.
妈妈 你坐在这干嘛 Hey, Mom. What're you doing out here?
听我说 OK, here's the thing.
别担心 我不发火 坐下 Don't worry. I'm not going to get mad. Just sit down.
你知道我最失望的是什么吗 You know what upset me the most?
你居然不信任我 没跟我说实话 That you didn't trust me enough to tell me the truth.
我是想说来着 但你失控了 I tried to. You freaked out.
我当然会失控 为人父母嘛 Well, of course I freaked out. I'm a parent.
做父母的真希望孩子 You know, we hope that our children
能等到我们死了之后再做爱 will wait to have sex until after we're dead.
你想知道为什么我去找伊迪 And you wonder why I went to Edie.
那是另一码事 OK, that's the other thing.
不会有下次了 That cannot happen anymore.
我们母女关系一直很好 You and I have always had an amazing relationship.
别伤了我们的母女情 Let's not mess it up now.
抱歉 OK. I'm sorry.
我知道你觉得我还太年轻 Look, I know you think I'm too young,
但我跟奥斯丁真心相爱 but Austin and I are in love.
对 Yeah. Um...
关于这方面 About that...
上帝 真希望这药片 God, I just wish there was a pill
能让你免于伤心 you could take to protect your heart.
什么意思 What do you mean?
宝贝 我今天去伊迪家 Honey, I was over at Edie's today
一进屋 and I walked in the door...
对 我找我丈夫 Yes, I need to speak to my husband.
对 有事 Yes, there is.
能不能拜托你跟他说 Would you please ask him to come home
叫他今晚尽早回家 as early as possible tonight?
谢谢 Thank you.
这是一个危险的世界 It's a dangerous world.
我们都在寻求庇护 So we all look for protection.
不论是在母亲的臂弯中 And whether we find it in the arms of our mother,
或是手持锋利刀具时 or at the end of a jagged blade.
在爱侣的亲吻下 In the kiss of our sweetheart,
还是捧着枪托时 or at the end of a barrel,
我们尽力保护自己 we do what we have to to feel safe.
因为我们知道这世上 Because we know somewhere in the world...
有人谋害我们 ... there are those who would do us harm.