《绝望的主妇》前情提要 Previously on...
我们说好了 顺其自然 We had an agreement to keep things casual.
苏珊清楚表达了她的感受 Susan made her feelings clear.
我要跟其她女人好上了 你不会介意吗 So if I was with another woman, that wouldn't bother you?
不 不会 No, it wouldn't.
你在这工作 You work here?
我对食物有研究 我懂得商机 I'm great with food. I understand business.
布里跟奥森成了搭档 Bree made Orson a partner.
她还一直问关于我的事吗 有一些 Is she still asking you questions about me? A few.
大卫开始设法 对付凯伦·麦克卢斯基 And Dave took steps to get Karen McCluskey out of the way.
你认为可以跟我耍花招吗 You think you can screw with me?
凯伦 住手 Karen! Stop doing that.
作为美景镇乡村俱乐部的一名按摩师 As a masseur for the Fairview country club,
卡洛斯·索利斯在让女人舒心惬意方面 Carlos Solis had become an expert
水平一流 on how to make women happy.
他会为苏·布里奇斯点上香薰蜡烛 That's why he always had scented candles waiting for sue Bridges...
为贝琪·丹尼尔播放新世纪音乐 New age music for Betsy Daniel...
为莎伦·格兰准备苹果利口酒 And apple schnapps for Shannon Glenn.
是的 过去几年间 Yes, Carlos had made a lot of women happy
卡洛斯让很多女人舒心惬意 over the years.
但在一个不同寻常的周三下午 But on one very unusual Wednesday afternoon...
他无意中 He made Mrs. Virginia hildebrand
让维吉妮亚·希尔德布兰夫人 a little happier...
有些兴奋 Than he intended.
海伦说你最后一个预约取消了 Helen said your last reservation just canceled.
要送你回家吗 谢谢 克雷 太感谢了 Do you want a ride home? Thanks, Clay. That'd be great.
我能问你个问题吗 你做按摩师多久了 Um... can I ask you something? How long you been a masseur?
14年 14 years.
那 这么多年 Okay. And in all those years...
你有没有不小心让一个女人 Have you ever accidentally given a woman...
达到高潮 高潮 An orgasm? An orgasm?!
小声点 你想让我丢工作啊 Keep your voice down. You want to get me fired?
怎么能不小心让一个女人达到高潮 我不清楚 How do you accidentally give a woman an orgasm? I don't know.
我几乎没让我女朋友达到过高潮 尽管我很卖力 I can barely give my girlfriend one, and I try really hard.
我只是给她按摩后背而已 All I did was touch her back.
你确定 Are you sure?
有些人 她们身体不再敏感 Some of these old broads... Their bodies drop.
不是所有事都是你想象中的那样 Not everything's where it's supposed to be.
我眼睛是看不见 但感觉不会错 I may be blind, but my sense of touch is just fine.
那也许她真的很享受这次按摩 Well, then maybe she just really liked the massage.
你得相信她在按摩床上的呻吟 You wouldn't believe the moaners I get on my table.
告诉你 她兴奋地抽搐 I'm telling you, her body was quivering,
呼吸急促 and she could barely breathe.
有个方法可以确定 All right, well, there's one sure-fire way to find out.
你小费信封在哪 桌子上 Where's your tip envelope? On the counter.
她给我留了多少钱 How much she leave me?
两次高潮都绰绰有余 Enough for two orgasms.
是的 Yes...
卡洛斯·索利斯在让女人舒心惬意方面水平一流 Carlos Solis was an expert on how to make women happy.
我准备去买点日常用品 你小费呢 I'm about to go get groceries. Where are your tips?
天哪 怎么那么多 Oh, my god! How did you get so much?
他知道让老婆舒心惬意最好的方法 And he knew the best way to keep his wife happy...
只是 我工作出色而已 Just... good at my job.
是 撒谎 Well... Mwah. Was to lie.
这世界上有很多危险的女人 There are dangerous women in this world...
就像虎视眈眈的捕食者等待猎物 Devious predators waiting to strike.
你可以根据她们用的口红 You can spot them by the lipstick they use,
穿的鞋子 the shoes they wear
喷的香水把她们认出来 and the perfume they choose.
但判断一个女人是否危险最简单的方法 But the easiest way to spot a dangerous woman
是 看她 is to see how she behaves...
我要好好让你开心开心 I am about to make you so happy.
在有妇之夫面前的表现 With another woman's husband.
艾米 不要担心午餐特色菜 Amy, don't worry about the lunch specials.
我就要到了 我会搞定 I am only two blocks away. I'll take care of it once I...
等等 你去做吧 我还要一会 Actually, you do them. I'm gonna be a while.
汤姆 Tom?
勒奈特 你在这做什么 H... Lynette, hey. What... what are you doing here?
真有趣 我也要问你这个问题 So funny. I was gonna ask you the same question.
但我要加上“究竟” But I was gonna start with "what the hell?"
你还记得安吧 安·希林 You remember Anne, right? Anne schilling.
科比的妈妈 Kirby's mom.
三年级的时候我们一起开家长会 We were room parents together in the third grade.
是啊 Right.
那 你究竟在这干什么 So... what the hell?
汤姆 为什么不让她看看呢 Tom, why don't we just show her?
为我的乐队准备的 It's for my band.
安帮我们排练找了个地方 Anne has been helping us find a rehearsal space.
是啊 你是房产经纪人 Oh. Oh. That's right. You're a realtor.
现在我知道你在想什么 看起来像是在浪费钱 Now I know what you're thinking. It seems like a waste of money.
但我刚才让他们减少了租金 But I just got them to reduce the rent
还添了一些设备 and throw in the utilities.
我们在车库排练的时候 And you're always complaining about the noise
你老是抱怨有噪音 所以 when we practice in the garage, so, you know...
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
我认为 I think...
很好 It's great.
真的吗 You do?
是啊 Yeah. Ah!
太棒了 Wonderful.
是啊 Yeah.
我10点前要赶到别的地方 Listen, I have to be somewhere by 10:00,
我们现在签租约怎么样 so why don't we sign a lease right now?
我还以为 你认为这主意糟透了 Wow! I-I was convinced that you would think it was a dumb idea.
是有点糟 Well... it's a little dumb,
但跟我原来想的比起来 but compared to what I was thinking...
你原来想的什么 What were you thinking?
只是 Well, it's just...
我看到你俩一起 我 I saw you two together, and I...
我不知道你们 她看起来很 I didn't know that you were... And she looks so...
拜托 汤姆 她要赶去别的地方 For god sakes, Tom, the woman has to be somewhere.
快签了那个租约 Just sign the damn lease.
杰克逊莫名其妙地说了句"我们同居吧" So out of nowhere, Jackson says, "let's move in together."
当然 我愣住了 I-I mean, of course I was stunned.
当我拒绝的时候 他就跟我分了 And then when I said no, he just broke up with me.
他真的期望我在热恋中了吗 I mean, does he really expect me to be in love
只有五个月而已 真是疯狂 after just five months? That's crazy.
我猜 是的 这些粉饰他做的很好 Yeah, I guess, although his work on these moldings is amazing.
你真的想让我重刷一遍吗 苏珊娜 You really want me to repaint these, Suzanne?
我是苏珊 It's Susan.
是他先说 不想太认真的 And he was the first one to say he didn't want to get serious.
我才乐意 我们只是在一起挺开心 Which is why I was happy. We were just having fun.
也许你应该打电话给他 Well, maybe you should call him.
这颜色怎么样 一般 How do you like this color? Not so much.
弗兰克 我怎么能给他打电话 Frank, how can I call him?
是他先提出分手的 He's the one that ended it with me.
这家伙让你开心 Look, the guy makes you happy.
他说他爱你 He says he loves you.
你不应该让骄傲 You gonna let pride stop you
断送了你们的感情 from finding out where this thing could go?
去吧 Come on.
别傻了 Don't be stupid.
我该付你多少钱 How much am I paying you?
一小时14块 $14 an hour.
这可不够 That's not enough.
是的 是不够 No, ma'am, it's not.
卡洛斯 你怎么回家了 Carlos, what are you doing home?
维吉妮亚坚持载我一程 Uh, Virginia insisted on giving me a ride.
你一定是加布丽尔 You must be Gabrielle.
卡洛斯给我说了很多关于你的事 Carlos has told me so much about you.
我是维吉妮亚·希尔德布兰 I'm Virginia hildebrand.
您是维吉妮亚·希尔德布兰夫人 Oh! You are the Mrs. Hildebrand.
卡洛斯最喜欢的顾客 Well, you're Carlos' favorite client.
实际上 是我最喜欢的 Oh! Well, mine, anyway.
我用你给的丰厚小费买了这件上衣 I bought this top with that crazy tip you gave him.
卡洛斯帮我解决了背部问题 Your Carlos has helped my back problems
从没有按摩师做到过 like no masseur I have ever had.
这么多年以来我第一次感到不疼了 I'm pain-free for the first time in years.
卡洛斯就是为你服务的 魔手先生 Oh, that's Carlos for you. Mr. Magic hands.
他每次都能按中关键穴位 He hits the ol' sweet spot every time.
好了 加布 Okay, Gaby.
我该走了 I should go now,
但请答应我至少考虑下我的小提议 but promise you'll at least consider my little proposal.
什么提议 What proposal?
我不想刚有所好转就停下来 I hate to stop when we're making so much progress,
但我要去欧洲两个月 but I need to go to Europe for two months,
主要是伦敦和罗马 mostly London and Rome.
如果卡洛斯能作为我的私人按摩师一同前往 I'd be so grateful
我将不胜感激 if Carlos were to accompany me as my personal masseur.
整整两个月 Two whole months?
看 我告诉过你 时间太久 加布要照顾女儿 See? I told you. It's too long, and Gaby has the girls and...
我知道这要求有些过了 I know it's a lot to ask,
所以我会付给卡洛斯5万块 which is why I'm offering Carlos $50,000.
5万块 $50,000?
每月 Per month.
去吧 去吧 Well, pip-pip and arrivederci!
加布 你们讨论 Gaby. I'll leave you two to discuss it.
有什么好讨论的 有那个数目的钱 Well, uh, what's to discuss? For that kind of money,
你可以把他关到笼子里喂花生 you can lock him in a cage and feed him peanuts.
卡洛斯 明天见 很高兴见到你 加布 I'll see you tomorrow, Carlos. Lovely meeting you, Gaby.
卡洛斯 还犹豫什么 Carlos, don't even think about saying no to this!
她不是我唯一的顾客 She is not my only client.
如果我走 其他客人会失望 I'll be letting down the rest if I go.
班克斯先生有可能解雇我 不要担心班克斯先生 Mr. Banks could even fire me. Oh, don't worry about Mr. Banks.
我去搞定他 I'll take care of him.
加布 炒了你又怎样 Gaby! And so what if he fires you?
一旦维吉妮亚告诉了她所有的富婆朋友 Once Virginia tells all of her rich lady friends
你为她做的事情 about what you did for her,
她们会在房子外排着队等的 they'll be lining up around the block.
真好啊 Great.
好消息 Hey, great news.
我一个朋友彼得·希奇打电话 I just got a call from my old friend, Peter hickey.
我以前都没听说过那名字 I don't recall ever hearing that name before.
他是大学同学 不管了 他说 He's a friend from college. Anyway, he mentioned that
他父母下个月50周年结婚纪念 his parents' 50th anniversary was next month,
我说服他让我们做 80个人的晚餐 and I convinced him to let us cater it. Dinner for 80. 80?!
一击即中 He shoots, he scores!
奥森 你真是太棒了 Orson! You are amazing!
才工作一周 Oh! One week on the job,
就拉了这么大一笔生意 and he's already bringing in huge accounts.
真好啊 That's great.
最好用醋浸下扇贝 为明天的午餐准备 Well, better go marinate those scallops for the lunch tomorrow.
扇贝 已经做好了 Oh, scallops? Done.
做好了 Done?
我还做了香蒜酱汁 Mm. Oh, I also made the Pesto mayonnaise,
我已经为每个蛋糕都准备好了饮料 and I put the individual cobblers in their ramekins.
看起来我们万事俱备 就等明早了 Oh. Well, it looks like we're all set until the morning then.
你下午可以不用上班 那做什么 Hey, why don't you, uh, take the afternoon off? And do what?
我不知道 读书 放松 修修趾甲 I don't know... read, relax, give yourself a pedicure.
好吧 Fine.
你为何不让我把袜子脱掉 What do you bet I take my socks off
看看奥森是否已经帮我修好 and see Orson's already done it for me?
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
冰箱需要清洁 Refrigerator needs cleaning.
不 不需要 No, it doesn't.
而且 我给你放假了啊 回家吧 And besides, I gave you the day off. Now go home.
我打算搬到马里兰去 I'm thinking about moving to Maryland.
马里兰 Maryland?
没错 迪伦和她老公在那边 Mm-hmm. Dylan's there with her husband,
宝宝马上就快出生了 and the baby's coming soon.
也许我该到那边去遭遭罪 Maybe it's time for me to go inflict myself on them.
你不能就这么撒手走了 You can't just up and move.
你在这有你的生活 不 我没有 只是有份临时工作而已 You have a life here. No, I don't. I have a job... period.
没有孩子要抚养 没有丈夫 没有男朋友 No kids to raise, no husband, no boyfriend.
还是乖乖认输 去做个姥姥好了 Might as well throw in the towel and... go be a grandma.
凯瑟琳 你是个有活力 有魅力的女人 你 Katherine, you are a vibrant, attractive woman. You...
一个2年没有性生活的女人 Who hasn't had sex in two years.
那就是姥姥的定义 That spells "grandma" to me.
我还未做最后决定 让我好好考虑一下 I haven't made up my mind yet. Just let me think about it.
还是让我忙点比较好 And help keep me busy.
你擦完这个 When you're done with that,
你可以把烤箱好好擦一遍 the oven could use a really good scrubbing.
太好了 Bless you.
凯伦 Karen?
拿这个一定把你累坏了吧 Oh. Those must've set you back a chunk.
是啊 没错 Yes, they did...
不过为了你是值得的 Not that you deserve them.
我不会怪你发疯的 I don't blame you for being mad.
我可没发疯 I'm not mad.
不过我有点愤怒了 I'm furious.
你当时怎么想的 Now what the hell were you thinking,
拿棒球棒招呼我丈夫 coming at my husband with a baseball bat?
我知道 真的非常抱歉 I know. I'm really sorry, Edie.
医生让我吃了些新药 让我变糊涂了 The doctor had me on these new meds, and it made me loopy.
我觉得大卫一直在跟我作对 I thought Dave was messing with my head,
而且 主要是那可恶的药片 and all the time, it was the damn pills.
那最好别再吃那药了 Well, I hope you stopped taking them.
没错 You bet.
我得让神智清醒点儿 I had to get my marbles back.
我知道你才进来没多久 Uh, look, I know you just got here,
但我真的有点困 but I am so sleepy and...
好的 你回家了我再去看你 Of course. I'll see you when you get home.
事实上 我可能会找我的妹妹 Actually, I'm gonna call my sister
看看能不能和她呆一段时间 and see if I can stay with her for a while.
我觉得一个人生活不太好 I don't think I should be on my own just yet.
好吧 到时我再去看你 Okay. Then I'll see you whenever.
一定告诉大卫我真的很抱歉 Oh, be sure and tell Dave how sorry I am.
他听了会很高兴的 He will be so glad.
他真的挺喜欢你的 He's really fond of you, you know.
接电话 接电话 接电话 Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on.
嘿 妹妹 是我 凯伦 Hey, sis. It's Karen.
帮我个忙马上到 Do me a favor and get your sorry ass over to
美景镇纪念医院来 Fairview memorial hospital a.S.A.P.
此刻我非常需要你 老妹 I need you big-time, kiddo.
进来 Come in.
嗨 我找奥森·霍吉 我是彼得·希奇 Hi. I'm looking for Orson Hodge. I'm Peter hickey.
好的 没问题 我是他妻子布里 Oh! Yes, of course. Uh, I'm his wife Bree.
抱歉他出去了 I'm afraid he's out running errands,
但他跟我说了你的事情 but he's told me all about you.
是吗 他说你是他的大学室友 Oh? Yes. He said you were roommates back in college.
是的 我们的确是 Yes, we were.
请坐 Have a seat.
还有 我父母的结婚50周年纪念日就到了 Anyway, my parents' 50th anniversary is coming up,
我打算办个家庭聚会给他们一个惊喜 and I thought I'd surprise them with a family reunion.
多体贴的儿子啊 What a thoughtful son you are.
那么 你考虑过在哪里办了吗 So, uh, have you given any thought to the venue?
是的 我在湖边有套别墅 Uh, yes. I have a summer place up in lake pleasant.
足够放下8张十人桌 Ah, pretty sure the terrace fits eight tables of ten.
真是好地方啊 My, that's a nice little terrace.
我们一定会帮你办一个特别的聚会 Well, we will throw you a party so special
到时你自己的结婚纪念也会想让我们办的 that you'll want us to cater your anniversary, too.
实际上 我还没结婚 Uh, actually, I'm not married.
那 让我们谈谈食物吧 Oh. Well, let's talk about food.
对于新客户来说 With a new client,
我通常会提前讨论可能的菜单 what I usually do is discuss possible menus,
然后用最好的厨师 and then I have my very best chef
准备一顿晚餐样品 prepare a sample dinner.
"晚餐样品" "Sample dinner"?
我们不做什么晚餐样品的 We don't do sample dinners.
但这是奥森的大学同学 But this is Orson's college roommate.
而且 绝对是个潜力股 And... He's quite the catch!
等等 Oh, wait a minute.
你是想配对吗 我可对相亲没什么好感 Is this a setup? Because I loathe blind dates.
这个绝对不是 Well, that's what's so great about it.
其实 它应该是个商务聚会 Technically, it's a business dinner.
它有约会有的所有的优势 It has all the potential upside of a date
而且不用交税 while still being tax-deductible.
好 我会做为那男的做晚餐 Fine. I will cook for the man.
但绝对不会打扮 But I am not going to get dressed up,
不化妆 不调情 I'm not going to put on makeup, and I am not going to flirt.
他来的时候奥森已经走了 He came while Orson was out.
我让他在我电话里留言了 I let him record a message on my phone.
奥森 没见到你真的很遗憾 老兄 Orson, sorry I missed you, buddy.
下次再聚吧 Catch you next time, okay?
你有没有意识到早点拿出这个 You realize you could have just led with this
刚才的一大堆话都会省了 and saved us this whole discussion?
天啊 罗伯塔 Jeez, Roberta!
把那该死的东西拿走 你可不是在酒吧里 Put that damn thing out. You're not in a corner saloon.
那我这咖啡里的威士忌从哪来的 Then how come there's bourbon in my coffee?
不用我叫护士来吧 Do I have to call a nurse?
好吧 我开了80英里的车来看你 凯伦 Fine. I drove 80 miles to see you, Karen.
你最好是快死了 否则帮我把油钱付了 You better be dying, or you're gonna pay for my gas.
我没死 不过肯定有一个人希望我死掉 I'm not dying, but there's someone who sure wishes I was.
那个让我躺在这里的混蛋 Son of a bitch landed me in here.
你告诉我他在哪 我帮你废了他 You tell me where to find him. I'll clean his damn clock.
不 我们得小心对付这个家伙 No, we've got to be careful with this guy.
他很危险 Mm. He's dangerous.
你上次也这么说那个佛罗里达的摩托骑士 That's what you said about that biker in Florida
现在还只能依靠顿顿喝稀饭的那个家伙 who now has to puree all his food.
不说差点忘了都 Hmm, nearly forgot about him.
那个假期真是有意思 That was a fun vacation.
那你到底要我干嘛 So what do you need me to do?
我出院时让我跟你呆在一块就行 Let me come stay with you when I get outta here.
那家伙以为我快不行了 This guy thinks I'm out of commission,
我想将计就计 and I want to keep it that way.
你可以帮我掩饰一下 And you can help me do some digging.
你还帮那个电话公司工作 那个 You still work for that cell phone company? The...
电话公司 没错 上帝保佑 Teleshore. Yes, god help me.
好 调出他的记录看看发生什么 Good. Pull his records and see what turns up.
他叫大卫·威廉姆斯 The name is Dave Williams.
你怎么知道他跟电话公司有联系 How do you know he's with teleshore?
我看了他的邮件 I went through his mail.
天 你让我想起了妈妈 God, you remind me of mom.
那你还需要什么 So what else you need?
你能帮我带一瓶冰啤酒吗 Could you smuggle me in a cold brewski?
没人会不心疼家人的 Boy, no one knows you like family.
杰克逊 是我 Jackson? It's me.
在吗 Hello?
就这么做 That'll work.
啊 啊 啊 Aah! Aah! Aah!
你还好吧 Are you okay?
应该没事 I think so.
那就好 Good.
那么你到底是谁 So who the hell are you?
达茜 你又是谁 Darcy. Who the hell are you?
苏珊 杰克逊的女朋友 Susan, Jackson's girlfriend.
他在酒吧里鬼混时 He never said anything about a girlfriend
从未说过他有女朋友 是啊 当男人跟荡妇鬼混时 when we hooked up at the club. Well, when guys go slut-hunting,
绝对不会提女朋友的事的 they tend not to play the girlfriend card.
你刚才管我叫荡妇 Did you just call me a slut?!
你今晚遇见了我男人 现在又在他这里洗澡 You met the guy tonight. Now you're in his shower.
我只是做合理的推测 I'm just doing the math.
我要了披萨 哦 靠 Got the pizza. Oh... crap.
那么我们分手后15分钟 So we break up,
你就找了个代替品吗 and 15 minutes later you're with someone else?
比我想象的要快啊 You got over me fast.
还需要15分钟啊 跟你无关 I'm surprised it took 15 minutes. Stay out of this.
苏珊 你怎么在这 Susan, why are you here?
我本想跟你谈谈我们的未来 I wanted to talk about our future.
可你 你说你没想要什么未来 You... you said you didn't want a future.
不过 我开始改变主意了 Well, I was starting to change my mind,
然后我出现时 and then I show up
却看见这位5英尺高的润装唇膏在洗澡 and find 5 feet of lip gloss in the shower.
我给你带了甜品 不过你一口也甭想吃了 I brought hot wings. You're not getting any.
嗨 这是为什么 Hi. What's that for?
我本打算 下一次你丈夫的乐队 Well, I was gonna use it to wash down a bottle of sleeping pills
糟蹋了一个经典作品后 the next time your husband's "band"
用它来服送安眠药 defiled another rock classic.
但自从你给他们弄了一个排练场以后 But since you got them a rehearsal space,
我想我们可以加点冰把它消灭掉 进来吧 I thought we could share it over ice. Come on in.
我们要走了 Hey. We're taking off.
我今晚要在科比家过夜 Remember, I'm spending the night at Kirby's house.
对 科比 跟你妈妈说谢谢 Oh, right. And, Kirby, tell your mom thanks.
她给汤姆找的地方已经开始用了 That place she found for Tom is already paying off.
是的 她说她昨天在那 Yeah, she said she was there yesterday
而且那地方真的挺棒 她 她在那 干嘛 and said it was looking pretty cool. Sh-she was there? Why?
她把一些旧家具留给斯加沃先生 She was just dropping off some old furniture for Mr. Scavo...
一对椅子 灯 沙发床 A couple chairs, lamp, futon.
好吧 明天见 Oh. Well, see you tomorrow.
好的 慢点开 Okay. Drive safely.
好的 Yeah.
加冰还是不加 Um... neat or rocks?
加冰 Rocks.
汤姆在排练场要床做什么 So why does Tom need a bed in his rehearsal space?
不是床 沙发床 像床而已 打开了就是张床 Not a bed... a futon, like a couch. That folds out to a bed.
你想说什么 如果只是沙发的话 他为什么不跟你说呢 What are you saying? Well, if it's just a couch, why didn't Tom tell you about it?
你怎知他没说 我不知道 他说了吗 How do you know he didn't? I don't. Did he?
没 No.
厉害 Well, good for you.
厉害 Good for you
一点不担心你丈夫单身一人 for not worrying about your husband's bachelor pad.
你不是小肚鸡肠的人 是我在这信口胡言 You are not the teeniest bit paranoid, and I say brava.
我们为什么不喝点酒 Now why aren't we drinking?
不错 我是说 我们在这真的很棒 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Not bad! I mean, we were really cookin' there.
汤姆 冰箱里有酒没有 Tom, you got any beer in the fridge?
冰箱里只放酒 I got nothing but beer in the fridge.
好的 大家喝杯啤酒 All right, everyone, go grab a cold one.
应该的 你唱的棒极了 You earned it. You sounded great.
我们是在互相吹捧吗 是的 Oh, do we blow. Oh, yeah.
可不包括你 Not you, though.
老兄 你可把蓝调唱得无可挑剔了 Man, you got the heart of a real blues guy.
五年监狱生活就干这个了 Ah, that's what five years in prison'll do to ya.
我听说了 但是 Oh, yeah. I heard about that. Still...
挺有意思的 是吗 It's fun, isn't it?
我每周翘首以盼的事 Highlight of my week.
你知道 我在想 也许我们可以增加排练时间 You know, uh... I was thinking, maybe we should bump up our rehearsal schedule,
把不好的地方都给改善了 you know, to start working the kinks out.
一周两次我已经到极限了 Ah, twice a week's about all I can handle.
你还有什么事比这更重要的 What are you doing that's more important than this?
我有工作 有儿子 Well, let's see. My job, my son.
还要 约会 Uh... also, I just... Met this woman.
老兄 别那么重色轻友 Oh, no, dude, not blowing us off for a girl.
老兄 我和她才刚刚见面 Buddy, I just started seeing her, all right?
这很重要 It's kind of important
有好的开端才能够掌控全局 for the whole "getting back on the horse" thing.
那星期六下午呢 Right, what about Saturday afternoon?
来吧 哥们 我们必须做的 I mean, come on, man. We gotta do this.
为什么 你花了很多时间和精力 Why? You're putting a lot of time and effort
在邻居的车库乐队里 into a neighborhood garage band.
为什么你这么看重它 Why is it such a big deal to you?
没有 It's not.
我只是很享受这段时光 I'm... I'm just having a real good time.
哥儿们 你们怎么说 All right, boys! What do you say?
我们是喝啤酒还是玩摇滚 We gonna drink beer or we gonna play some rock 'n' roll?
汤姆 你在哪 Tom, where are you?
宝贝 我们正在排练 Hey, babe, we just really got into a groove at rehearsal,
我想会持续好几个小时 and I think we're gonna play for a couple more hours.
总之 别等我就是了 Yeah? Anyway, I just wanna say don't wait up for me.
我们明天早上见 好吗 And I will, um, I'll see you in the morning, okay?
好吧 再见 Okay. Bye.
天哪 Oh, my god.
勒奈特 Lynette!
你说你在排练 You said you were rehearsing.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
其他人 他们走了 我只是想 The guys... the guys left, and I just figured I'd, uh...
在外面再待一会 Hang out for a little bit.
这事在家不能做吗 Why can't you do that at home?
这究竟怎么回事 What the hell is this?
你要搬出去吗 You moving out on me?
为什么我要搬出来 Why would I move out?
这样你才有机会出轨 So you can have your affair...
你知道 一开始说玩跑车 You know, the one that follows the sports car
然后是车库乐队 and the garage band
接着辞职 and wanting to quit your job,
最后一步就是中年婚姻危机 the final stage of your midlife crisis.
然后 Oh, and then...
当我听到安·希林来这边 When I hear Anne schilling has been dropping by...
勒奈特 她车库里有一堆破家具 Lynette! She had a bunch of old, crappy furniture in her garage.
我花50美元买下来的 I bought it for 50 bucks.
你不会真的认为 You don't really think that...
好的 Okay...
过去的几个月 These past few months,
每次我们为汽车和旅行的事争吵 when we've been fighting about the car and the road trip, part...
我只是认为 你只是喜欢不停地埋怨 Part of me thought that you were just complaining to complain,
扼杀我的爱好 trying to ruin my fun.
但如果这件事影响到了你 But if it's affecting you like this,
让你觉得 if it's making you actually think
我在用这那种方法伤害你 that I would hurt you in that way,
我宁愿结束这一切 I'm done with all of this.
那么你会回家了 So you'll come home?
当然 Of course.
先让我把这里整理好 好吗 Let me just square all this stuff away, okay?
我晚点时候就回家 And then I will see you there.
好的 Good.
或者回家后 Maybe when you come home,
你可以教我怎么玩这游戏 you could teach me how to play that video game.
那太好了 That'd be great. Okay.
克雷 班克斯先生在吗 Hey, Clay. Is Mr. Banks around?
他吃午饭 还没回来 有什么事吗 Uh, he's not back from lunch yet. What's up?
我想拍拍他马屁 Oh, I need to sweet-talk him
让他放卡洛斯两个月的假 into giving Carlos two months off.
你俩是要去哪吗 不 就卡洛斯一个人 Oh, you two going away somewhere? No, just Carlos.
希尔德布兰夫人要带他去欧洲 Mrs. Hildebrand is taking him to Europe
作为她的个人按摩师 as her personal massage therapist.
个人按摩师 Personal massage therapist?
付他一笔不小的酬劳 但是他值 Paying him a fortune. But he's worth it.
我是说 他对她的帮助 I mean, what he's done for that woman,
其他人做不到 no one else has been able to do.
他都告诉你了 So... he told you about that?
他俩都说了 你一定也见过那女人 They both did. You should have seen the woman,
看看卡洛斯 热泪盈眶 looking at Carlos, gushing like crazy.
他们一起去你没觉得有什么不妥吗 And you're okay with them going away together?
为什么我要嫉妒 Why should I be jealous?
这女的快有60岁了 The woman's, like, 60.
如果卡洛斯的按摩能解决她的问题 我有什么好在意的呢 If she gets off on Carlos' magical touch, what do I care?
你真是大度 Yeah. Well, you're broad-minded.
你知道吗 如果我女友知道 You know, if my girlfriend knew
我的按摩让别的女人有了高潮 that my massages were giving a woman orgasms,
不管她有多老 天哪 他们谁也没提到"高潮"这个词 no matter how old she was... whoa, whoa, whoa. Nobody used the "o" word.
他没提这个 He didn't mention that?
没有 他给了她高潮 No! He's giving her orgasms?!
我不是故意要说的 Nah, not deliberately!
他发誓说他只是在做常规的按摩 Uh, he swears he's only been doing his standard massage.
他最好是 他在哪 那女的也在吗 Oh, I bet he does! Where is he? Is she here now?
没有 Oh, no, no.
她喜欢在自己家按摩 刚派车接他过去 She prefers her place, so she's been sending a car for him.
哪里 她住哪里 Where? Where does she live?
松树林和湖拐角处的豪宅 It's that big house on the corner of lake and pinehurst.
抱歉 加布 我能为你做些什么吗 I'm sorry, Gaby. Is there anything I can do?
好啊 为我做不在场的证据 Hmm. Well, when the time comes, an alibi would be nice.
我们需要谈谈 We need to talk.
对不起 现在不是时候 Sorry. Bad time.
有个邮差在我楼上浴缸里 I have the mailman upstairs in my tub.
你知道吗 You know what?
你没资格对我发火 You have no right to be mad at me.
我没有 I don't?
我想给你承诺 你却想把我推开 I try to commit to you, and you push me away.
我的确幼稚又肤浅 但努力在成熟 I try to move on, and I'm a shallow jerk,
你在干什么呢 what the hell are you doing?
我结过两次婚 Yeah, I have been married twice,
两次婚姻都破裂了 and both times that's imploded,
所以我真的觉得 so really, I feel like...
爱情不属于我 Love is not my friend.
你知道 我多么希望把它看成是我运气不好 You know, I-I wish that I could say it was just rotten luck,
但是 but...
我想 I just am thinking that...
我做不到 I can't do this.
你做不到 You can't?
遇到你之前我从没交过女朋友 I-I never even had a real girlfriend before I met you.
根本不想有 I didn't want one.
第一次投入感情 我就被爱冲昏了头 And the first time I try to commit, bam! I get smacked.
我们是怎么了 Look, I don't even know where we are anymore. Wow.
我们常常搞杂 不是吗 We really messed this up, didn't we?
是啊 太多次了 Pretty much, yeah.
我们总有那么多顾虑 We just have so much baggage.
真希望能重新开始 I wish we could start over.
我们可以吗 Can we start over?
你好 Hello?
你好 苏珊·梅尔吗 Hi. Uh, is Susan meyer there?
请问你是 May I ask who's calling?
我是杰克逊·布拉多克 This is Jackson... braddock.
我们见过的 还记得我吗 Uh, we met once. I don't know if you remember me.
我头发是棕色的 I have brown hair.
我想起来了 Uh, yeah. I think I remember you.
总之 我觉得我们对彼此有好感 Well, anyway, I thought we really clicked,
所以我想 请你共进晚餐可以吗 so I was wondering if you might want to have dinner with me.
好的 Okay.
什么时候呢 When?
明天 Tomorrow.
我知道一家墨西哥菜 I know this great Mexican...
法国人开的餐厅 French place.
听起来不错 Sounds great.
7点来接我 Pick me up at 7:00.
太棒了 Great.
你住在哪里呢 Where do you live?
请问 您有什么事吗 May I help you? Excuse me.
我是加布丽尔·索利斯 I am Gabrielle Solis.
你一定认识我丈夫 你主人的按摩师 Perhaps you know my husband? He "rubs" your boss.
他们在哪儿 Where are they?
夫人再三吩咐过不能去打扰她 I am under strict instructions not to disturb Mrs. Hildebrand.
您可以在这儿等 You can wait here.
好吧 Fine.
如果有警察进来 When the cops bust up this brothel,
我一定告诉他们你就是老鸨 I'm gonna tell them you're the madame.
没错 就是这样 Mmm. Mmm, yes. That's it, right there.
不觉得力大吗 You sure this isn't too rough?
没问题 Mmm. No way.
再重一点 我受得了 Go deeper. I can take it. Ohh. Mmm. Mmm.
继续 Ahh. Hold on.
我刚抽筋了 I've got a crick. I...
卡洛斯 我突然想起来 Carlos, I just remembered
有个重要的商务电话要打 I had an important business call to make.
你能回避一下吗 当然 Could you give me the room for a minute? Absolutely.
索利斯夫人 你怎么会在这里 Mrs. Solis, what are you doing here?
我知道你做了什么 真不要脸 I know what you've been up to, and shame on you.
你说什么呢 What are you talking about?
我知道了 那个"高潮" I know about... The big "o."
天哪 他告诉了你这个 Oh, dear. He could tell?
我真是无地自容 I'm beyond mortified.
我理解你的心情 I understand your concern,
我保证只有那一次 but I assure you it was only that one time.
不会有下次了 It's never happened again.
再也不会了 你一定疯了才觉得我同意你带卡洛斯去欧洲 And it never will, because if you think I'm gonna let you drag Carlos off to Europe, you're nuts.
我想我应该感到高兴 I suppose I should be flattered
因为你这样年轻漂亮的女士 that a woman as young and beautiful as you
把我看成了威胁 should see me as a threat.
但又为失去这份友谊感到惋惜 But it would be a shame to let it end a friendship
对我来说这意味着很多 that's come to mean so much to me.
也许是太多了 Maybe a little too much.
索利斯夫人 我丈夫早就去世了 家庭成员都疏远了我 Mrs. Solis, my husband's gone. I'm estranged from my family.
如果你长期忍受着孤独 If you live with loneliness long enough,
精神和肉体都会痛苦不堪 it becomes an ache inside you... An actual physical pain.
我以为剩下的日子都要忍受这种痛苦 I thought I'd live with that pain the rest of my life.
但你丈夫治愈了我 Then your husband healed me.
你会责怪我对他心存感激吗 Can you blame me for being grateful?
不会 我只是觉得在它进一步发展之前 No, but I just think we should end things
我们应该阻止它 before they get any weirder.
卡洛斯说你以前是个时尚模特 Carlos tells me you used to be a fashion model.
我一直衷爱于时装 I've always had a passion for clothes.
我去欧洲的目的是 The reason I'm going to Europe is
去看看巴黎和米兰的时装收藏 to see the couture collections in Paris and Milan.
你真幸运 Lucky you.
但一个人去就有点乏味 It's not so much fun going alone.
如果能有个像你这样内行同行 But if I had a knowledgeable companion like you
并做我的向导 to be my guide...
事实上 你可以当我的私人购物顾问 In fact, you could be my personal shopper.
换句话说 That is,
如果你不介意拿时装当作酬劳 if you don't mind being paid in dresses.
那真是 太 Gosh, that's a...
是个不错的提议 A hell of a sweet offer,
但是我要照顾女儿 还有 but I've... got the girls, and, um...
我们可以带她们一起去 We'll bring them along.
想怎么打扮就怎么打扮她们 Think what fun we'll have dressing them up.
管它呢 多少岁的人都可以去巴黎 是吧 What the hell? You're never too young to see Paris, right?
真是高兴啊 I'm so glad!
我觉得我们会成为好朋友 I can see we're going to be great friends.
卡洛斯 我打完电话了 Carlos! I'm done with my call.
我回来了 Hello!
宝贝 看看这个 Mm! Hey, hon. Check this out.
如果是只猫在吃意大利面 If it's the cat eating spaghetti,
我已经看过了 I've already seen it.
是我们乐队的标志 It's our band logo.
我们打算做有标志的T恤 We're thinking of getting t-shirts made up.
"蓝色奥德赛" 谁想出来的 "Blue odyssey"? Who came up with that?
我哥哥高中时 This was the name of my brother's band
乐队的名字 when he was in high school.
你有个哥哥 You have a brother?
他去世了 Had. He died.
你从未跟我提过 Well, you never told me about him.
发生什么事了 What happened?
他叫史蒂夫 His name was Steve.
人很好 He was a great guy...
就是染上了毒瘾 不能自拔 Just kinda got caught up in drugs and couldn't get out.
他进了监狱 在里面时 He went to prison, and when he was there,
被狱友杀害 he was killed... By another inmate.
杀他那个人怎么处理的 And what happened to the guy who killed him?
法庭判他正当防卫 Oh, the court ruled it self-defense,
然后他期满 就出狱了 so the guy finished his time, and he got out.
真不敢相信 你从没跟我提过 I can't believe you've never told me about him.
如果你说出来的话 我也许帮得上忙 I mean, it might help you to talk about stuff like that.
我有自己的处理方式 I have my own way of dealing with it.
抱歉我来晚了 Oh, sorry I'm late.
排练真是太棒了 That rehearsal was awesome.
他们让我当主唱 They're letting me sing lead vocal
"加州旅馆" 真不错 on "hotel California." Oh, that's nice.
是不是有辆蓝色敞篷车 Hey, was there a blue convertible
停在凯瑟琳家门口 是啊 挺漂亮 parked in front of Katherine's? Yes, there was. Nice one.
天哪 他还没走 谁还在那 My god, he's still there. Who's still there?
凯瑟琳挺孤单 我安排她跟个顾客见面 Well, Katherine's been lonely, so I set her up with a client,
他在那待了四个小时了 and he's been there for over four hours,
所以你知道他们进展顺利 做得好 我聪明的小红娘 so you know it's going well! Good for you! My clever little matchmaker.
也有你的份 Mmm. Ohh. Mwah. Well, you deserve some credit, too.
你给我们拉来彼得这桩生意 I mean, you brought us Peter's business.
彼得 彼得·希奇 Peter? Peter hickey?
是的 Yes.
你让他跟凯瑟琳约会 那不好吗 You set him up with Katherine? Is that bad?
有可能 Potentially.
他是个同性恋吗 Is he gay?
我知道他放了很多发胶 Ugh! I knew he had too much product in his hair.
不 只是我定下周年宴会的时候 No, it's just that when I booked the anniversary party,
不想让你对彼得有抵触 I didn't want you to be uncomfortable around Peter,
所以我说 我们是大学同学 其实不是这样的 so I said we'd met in college, which is not actually the case.
那你们在哪认识的 监狱 Well, where did you meet? Prison.
彼得是个犯人 Peter's a felon?
但是他很优雅 英俊 But he's so refined, so handsome.
他其实不止这两个优点 Two qualities that did not serve him well behind bars.
天哪 奥森 他犯的什么罪 My god, Orson. What kind of criminal is he?
杀人还是强奸 不 不是那样的 A killer or a rapist? Oh, no, no, no, nothing like that.
非法贩卖器官 They got him for organ trafficking.
什么 What?!
他是个医生 He was a surgeon, and it seems
一旦有机会 that when the opportunity presented itself,
他会从死去的病人身上 he'd harvest the odd liver or kidney
割下肝脏或者肾脏 from a deceased patient
然后拿到黑市上去卖 你是说 and then sell it on the black market. Are you telling me
我把凯瑟琳跟一个器官贩子配对吗 我可没这么说 that I set Katherine up with a convicted graverobber?! Well, you said yourself,
女人过了40还有什么好挑三拣四的 women over 40 can only be so choosy.
一点都不好笑 我要去警告凯瑟琳 That is not funny! I have to go warn Katherine.
喂 Hello?
凯瑟琳 你好 Katherine, hi!
那里一切都还好吧 Is everything all right over there?
是的 都还好 Yes, everything's fine.
你为什么这么小声 Then why are you whispering?
彼得刚睡着 我不想吵醒他 Peter just fell asleep. I don't want to wake him.
天哪 Oh, my god.
你跟他睡过了 You slept with him?
你尽管指责我 You can wag that finger all you like.
但布里·霍吉 我只想给你说六个字 I've got just six words for you, Bree Hodge...
谢谢 谢谢 谢谢 Thank you, thank you, thank you!
我真是希望你们进展没有那么快 Oh, I just really wish you'd taken things more slowly.
布里 我给了我一个从未有过的 Bree, you have given me the most magical night I've had
难忘之夜 since I don't know when.
你现在要让我难过吗 Are you gonna make me feel bad about it now?
不 No, I'm not.
他真是太棒了 Oh! He is just so wonderful.
告诉你 如果我一不留神 他会偷了我的心 I tell you, if I'm not careful, this guy could steal my heart.
如果他那么做 给我打电话 Well, if he tries, just promise you'll call.
抱歉我晚了 Sorry I'm late.
只是睡得太香 I was sleeping so soundly.
彼得不想吵醒我 Peter didn't want to wake me.
这是什么 What's this?
"四海为家" 你最爱的鸡尾酒 A Cosmopolitan. That's your favorite, isn't it?
才上午10点钟 还不想喝酒 It's 10:00 A.M. I don't want a drink.
你会想的 You will.
但 他卖的这么多无家可归的人的肾脏 But... these homeless people whose kidneys he bought...
他至少付给他们个好价钱吧 He at least paid them well, right?
我很 抱歉 Oh, I am so, so sorry.
不是你的错 你事先不知情 Oh, it's not your fault. You didn't know.
要怪就怪我自己 I have no one but myself to blame.
就这样吧 我要去马里兰 That's it. I'm going to Maryland.
你不能因为一次糟糕的约会就搬家 You can't just move because of one bad date.
你不明白 You don't get it.
我们创业时 你跟我一样孤单 When we started this, you were just as lonely as I was...
奥森进了监狱 本杰走了 Orson in jail, benjy gone.
我为你感到难过 And I felt bad for you,
但是 有人跟你同命相怜的感觉真好 but, boy, was it nice to have somebody in the same boat.
然后奥森出狱 现在他一直在这 And then Orson got out, and now he's here all the time.
我感觉你们就是 And I feel like you're this...
一对快乐幸福的夫妻 Fun, happy power couple,
而我只是个贫苦可怜的傻瓜 and I'm just this needy, pathetic idiot...
糊里糊涂就跟 Who hops into bed
吻我的器官贩子上了床 with the first pancreas thief who kisses her.
我应该跟家人在一起 I should be with family.
我不是家人吗 And I'm not family?
凯瑟琳 我一直想有个姐妹 Katherine, all my life, I wanted a sister.
现在我感觉我终于有个了 And now I feel like I finally have one.
但我们一直吵嘴和竞争 But we're always fighting and competing with each other.
这难道不是姐妹做的事吗 Well, what could be more sisterly than that?
我知道我不是 I know I'm not the most...
善于表露情感的人 但我真的很关心你 Demonstrative... person, but I care about you deeply,
如果你从我生活中消失 and if you were to just walk out of my life,
我会非常 I would be very...
非常 难受 Very unhappy.
我不希望那样 Well, I wouldn't want that.
很好 Good.
现在都解决了 Well, now that that's settled...
我们做些馅饼吧 好的 Let's make some pies. Okay.
我能再喝杯"四海"吗 Can I have another cosmo?
不行 No.
波特还在科比家吗 Hey, is Porter still at Kirby's?
是啊 Yeah.
你怎么了 整晚都坐立不安的 What's wrong with you? You've been antsy all night.
没事 我挺好 Nothing. No, I'm fine. I'm fine.
哦 我明白了 Okay, I know what it is.
我一直感觉 忘了什么事 刚意识到 I have had this nagging feeling that I've forgotten something, and then I just realized
我忘了关皮萨店的冰箱门 你确定 I think I left the freezer door at Scavo's open. You sure?
不确定 所以才让我抓狂 No. That's why it's gonna drive me crazy.
我最好去检查下 I better go down there and check. Mmm.
好 Okay.
早点回来 Hurry back.
我很高兴你能溜出来 I'm so glad you were able to get away.
我还以为你出不来 I didn't think you'd make it.
真高兴我爸妈还以为 我可以像个孩子一样在别人家里过夜呢 Yeah. I'm glad my parents still think I'm young enough for sleepovers.
糟了 爸爸来了 Crap! It's my dad!
爸爸 我刚才在 Dad, hi. I was just... I was just...
我知道你刚才在做什么 I know what you were "just."
我发现这个的时候 我想 When I found this, I thought,
真好啊 oh, great!
乐队里有个人出轨了 One of the guys in the band is having an affair.
然后突然意识到 波特也有钥匙 And then it hit me... Porter has a key.
她在哪 Where is she?
爸爸 Oh. Dad.
不要这样 Don't.
她没穿衣服 求你 She isn't wearing anything, all right?
她是谁 Who is she?
英语班上的女孩 Just some girl from English class.
你不认识 You... you don't know her.
我去趟厕所 I'm gonna go in the bathroom.
给你60秒 让她离开这里 You got 60 seconds to get her out of here.
嗨 麦克 Oh. Hey, Mike.
看你西装革履的 Wow. Look at you all dressed up.
我只是 有个约会 Oh, I was, um, kind of on a date.
怎么样 Oh. How did it go?
糟透了 Pretty bad.
整顿晚餐 她一直在问我 Basically, she just grilled me all through dinner...
我对这个怎么认为 如果那样做会怎样 What do I think about this? What would I do if that?
我几乎不认识她 I barely even know her.
我感觉自己像是在受审 很遗憾 I felt like I was on trial for my life. Oh, I'm sorry.
只是想有个人一起喝杯咖啡 I just wanted somebody nice to have a cup of coffee with.
可能我要求太多了 I guess that's too much to ask.
现在喝咖啡有些晚 但是 Well, it's kinda late for coffee, but...
我有柠檬 I do have lemonade.
那就喝柠檬汁 I'd settle for lemonade.
你知道 Hey, you know,
看起来我对你很严厉 I know it seems like I am being hard on you,
但就像我以前跟你说的一样 but like I told you before,
我认为 I don't think
你情感上还没有做好性的准备 that you're emotionally ready for sex.
我知道 你说过 I know. You said.
只是确定你听到这些话了 Just making sure you heard me. Mm-hmm.
现在去睡觉吧 Now go to bed.
挺晚了 It's late. Mm.
想让我 Want me to, uh,
先帮你泊车吗 put the car cover on for you first?
好的 谢谢 Sure. Thanks.
你不该来这的 会有人认出你的车 You shouldn't be here. Someone might recognize your car.
还好吗 Is everything okay?
恩 爸爸没怀疑什么 Yeah. My dad doesn't suspect anything.
如果给你惹麻烦了 很抱歉 I'm sorry if I got you in any trouble.
没关系 为你值得 It's okay. You're worth it.
这世界上有些危险的女人 There are dangerous women in this world.
有些是情人 Some are lovers,
看不到她们行为带来的后果 blind to the consequences of their actions.
有些是妻子 被他们深爱的人背叛 Some are wives enraged by the betrayal
感到愤怒不已 of those they trusted.
一些是猎食者 Others are predators,
为求所得不惜布下陷阱 deviously setting traps to get what they want.
如果你不幸遇到 If you're unlucky enough to come upon
她们中的其中一个 one of these dangerous creatures,
最安全的做法是 the safest thing to do...
我找出了你要的这些记录 I pulled those records you asked for.
看起来这个大卫·威廉姆斯先生有点小秘密 Looks like your Mr. Williams is keeping a little secret.
是背向而战 Is run the other way.