伊莱·斯克鲁格斯 Eli scruggs
是修理工中的最棒的能工巧匠 was the handiest of all handymen.
随便问他哪个客户 You could ask any of his customers,
他们都会告诉你 and they would tell you,
他简直无所不修 there was nothing he couldn't fix.
无论是摔碎的花瓶 Whether it was a broken vase...
还是漏水的水管 A leaky pipe...
抑或是摇晃的楼梯扶手 Or a shaky banister,
伊莱总知道怎么把活儿干的漂亮 Eli always knew how to get the job done.
可不幸的是 But sadly,
这个男人 为紫藤镇的居民 the man who had fixed so many things
修好了很多很多东西 for the residents of Wisteria Lane
可他现在 was now about
要让他们伤心了 to break their hearts.
伊莱·斯克鲁格斯 快从上面下来 Eli Scruggs, get down from there!
麦克卢斯基太太 Mrs. McCluskey.
我刚在我邮箱里 发现这张便条 Just found this note in my mailbox.
说你要退休了 搞什么啊 Says you're retiring? What the hell?
是的 女士 是真的 Yes, ma'am. It's true.
你干吗要做那种蠢事啊 Now why would you want to do something stupid like that?
我医生说我心脏不好 My doc says I got a bum ticker,
从现在起 得注意休息 have to take it easy from now on.
一修好梅尔太太的房顶 Well, once I'm done fixing Mrs. Mayer's shingle,
我就要飞去怀基基海滩了 真讨厌 I'm on a plane to waikiki. Well, this is very annoying.
那要是我热水器坏了 谁给我修啊 Who's gonna fix my water heater when it breaks?
我遇见了这个叫托比的年轻人 Oh, I met this young guy named Toby.
他很聪明 刚30岁 他会照顾好你的 Very bright, just turned 30. He'll take care of you.
该死的 伊莱 Ah, damn it, Eli!
我不喜欢有陌生人在我家里 I am not comfortable with strangers in my house.
花了10年我才信得过你 我知道 Took me ten years to trust you. I know.
好多人走时都把工具跟钉子乱扔着 Most of those guys leave tools and nails all over the place.
你从来不留烂摊子 You never leave a mess.
谢谢您 女士 Thank you, ma'am.
你告诉所有人 你要离开了吗 Have you told everyone else you're leaving?
我在每个人邮箱里 都留了一样的便条 I left copies of that same note in everybody's mailbox.
那样可不好 Well, that's not right.
这么多年过来 大家会想跟你告别的 After all these years, people will want to say good-bye,
你知道 也许给你办个派对什么的 and... you know, maybe throw you a party or somethin'.
不 我更喜欢静静的离开 你明白我意思的话 Oh, no. I prefer to go quietly, if you know what I mean.
我不想小题大做 I don't want a big fuss.
好吧 我会想你的 伊莱 Well, I'll miss you, Eli.
永远不会有人 像你一样 There will never be another one like you.
说着 伊莱·斯克鲁格斯最后一次 With that, Eli scruggs climbed his ladder
爬上了梯子 for the very last time.
他最后的修理一结束 And once he had finished making his last repair,
伊莱·斯克鲁格斯 就静静的 不慌不忙的 Eli scruggs... Quietly, with no fuss...
心脏病发作死去了 Had a heart attack and died.
最重要的是 And most importantly...
一点儿烂摊子也没留下 Without leaving a mess.
一个小时候 才有人注意到 It took an hour for someone to finally notice
尸体躺在苏珊 梅尔太太的屋顶上 the body laying atop Susan Mayer's roof.
啊 Aah!
不到十分钟 It was less than ten minutes later
邻居们相继而来 that the neighbors began arriving,
都想看看 each determined to get a look
警察和医护人员 at the various paramedics and policemen
怎么把尸体抬下来的 who were all frantically trying to figure out
护理人员和警察 exactly how to bring the body down.
两天后 我的朋友们意识到 And it took two days for my friends to realize
这个悲剧影响到她们 this tragedy had affected them...
等着你呢 快点 We're ready! Come on.
比她们想象的影响更大 More than they were willing to admit.
加布 准备好零钱了吗 Hey, Gaby, did you remember to get change?
兑换筹码的时候 我可不想听到你说 'Cause when I cash in my chips, I don't want to hear you say,
我只有整五十 说到兑换筹码 "all I've got is $50s." Speaking of cashing in your chips,
谁知道伊莱的葬礼什么时候举行 好像是周六 anyone know when Eli's funeral is? Oh, I think it's Saturday.
我想知道有多少人去 I wonder how many people are gonna show up.
麦克卢斯基夫人说他没什么亲人 可怜的伊莱 Mrs. McCluskey was saying he didn't have much family. Poor Eli.
我们要确保他的葬礼上有花 We should make sure he's got flowers at his funeral.
我同意 大概出多少 I'm in. How much are we talking?
不知道 加布 你觉得呢 I don't know. What do you think, Gaby?
加布 Gaby?
Jimmy Choo（著名鞋子品牌） Wow! Jimmy choo!
卡洛斯 Oh, Carlos!
美国现在还没的卖呢 These aren't even in the states yet.
有什么阴谋 What's the catch?
什么意思 What are you talking about?
除非我生气或者是快要生气 You never buy me a present
你根本不会送我礼物 unless I'm mad or about to be mad.
我没觉得不高兴 所以 直说吧 And I don't think I am, so why am I about to be?
我明天得去克利夫兰市 卡洛斯 I have to go to Cleveland tomorrow. Carlos!
他们求我去的 向南方合并 你才刚回来 They're begging me. The merger's going south. You just got home!
带着礼物 With shoes.
别把我丢在这儿 我快疯了 Don't leave me here. I'm going out of my mind.
人们都很无聊 很土 Everyone is so boring and suburban.
这里的学生能有多好的信誉 And how many freakin' honor students can that school have?
我们能不在修理工面前吵架吗 他有名字的 Can we please not argue in front of the handyman? He has a name.
你叫什么 What's your name?
伊莱·斯克鲁格斯 Eli scruggs.
听见了吗 卡洛斯 You hear that, Carlos?
你把我带到这个鬼地方 You've brought me to a place
这里的人叫伊莱·斯克鲁格斯 where people are named "Eli scruggs."
好吧 我不工作了 Fine. I'll give up my job...
工作带来的一切都不复存在 And everything that comes with it.
Jimmy Choos得留着 Not the Jimmy choos.
它们是我唯一的朋友 They're the only friends I've got.
我想也是 Thought so.
去收拾行李了 I'm going to pack.
你知道 这不关我的事 You know, it's none of my business...
没错 没你的事 You're right. It's not.
但是这里的女士们 But the ladies in this neighborhood
都很不错的 是的 她们带了松饼来 are actually pretty nice. Yeah. They came by, brought muffins.
其中一个想要回她的篮子 One of 'em wants her basket back.
那肯定是布里 That'd be Bree.
不管怎样 她和朋友们 Anyhow, she and the other ladies, uh,
每周都会打牌 play poker every week.
如果你想参加 我可以跟她们说 If you'd like, I could talk to 'em,
看她们想不想在你这玩 see if they'll let you host a game.
你好 我们是邻居 Hi. We're, um... The neighborhood.
加布丽尔邀请我们来打牌 Gabrielle invited us to play poker.
她在家吗 So... is she in?
索利斯女士马上就下来 Mrs. Solis will be right down.
她喜欢来个开场秀 She likes to make an entrance.
"开场秀"什么意思 What does that mean, "an entrance"?
大家好 Hello there.
欢迎来我家 Welcome to my home.
原来是这个意思 Oh. That's what it means.
我就说"南瓜" So I said, "pumpkin"...
就是琼邦乔维 That's what I call Jon bon jovi...
我说 南瓜 就算我会开游艇 I said, "pumpkin, even if I could steer a yacht,
我也不会穿着5英寸的高跟鞋开 I'm certainly not about to do it in 5-inch heels."
这是真的 True story.
看来你的生活让人羡艳啊 Well, you've certainly had quite a glamorous life.
在我搬到这个鸟不拉屎的地方来之前 Well, it was before my husband moved me here to east nowhere.
说真的 我不知道你们是怎么做的 Seriously, I don't know how you girls do it.
做什么 早上起床啊 Do what? Get out of bed in the morning.
我在这才住了一个月 I've only lived here a month,
我都想自杀了 and I want to put a gun to my head.
你了解吧 You know what I mean?
我们不知道 这里没有夜总会 剧院 No, we don't. There are no good nightclubs, no theater.
你们怎么消遣 What do you do for a good time?
我们看孩子们踢球 Well, we watch the kids play soccer.
学校的剧团 会有不错的演出 And the school drama department puts on some really great shows.
当然 还有教堂 And then there's church, of course.
教堂 Church.
天哪 你说真的啊 Oh, you're serious.
我知道这里很安静 我想 Look, I know it's quiet here, but I think you'll find
你很快会发现美景镇的魅力 there's a real charm to Fairview.
不不 是可爱 我知道 No, no, it's cute. It's cute. I get that.
只是 It's just...
我曾是顶级模特 I was a top-tier fashion model,
我想我要面对现实 and I guess I'm just gonna have to get used to the fact
美好的生活已经过去 that the best part of my life is behind me.
永别了 和凯特摩丝喝伏特加的时光 Good-bye doing vodka shots with Kate moss,
迎接 and hello
和你们一起喝廉价咖啡的日子 to sipping international coffee with you girls.
满堂红 Full house.
什么事 Yes?
你好 索利斯女士在吗 Hello. Is Mrs. Solis here?
我来我来 走开走开 Oh, I got it. I got it. Go, go, go, go, go.
女士 这是修水槽的账单 好的 谢谢 Ma'am, here's the bill for fixing your sink. Okay. Thank you.
牌局上 你让人深刻印象 By the way... You made quite an impression at the poker game.
真的吗 当然 她们一直在谈论你 Really? Oh, yeah. The ladies can't stop talking about you.
她们一定兴奋不已 Aw. Well, I'm sure it was kind of exciting
因为身边有个耀眼明星 for them to have a star in their midst.
我想想 她们有没有说到"明星" Uh, let me think... Did they say "star"?
我只听到 高傲自大 面目可憎 贱人 I heard, uh, "stuck-up," "obnoxious," "bitch."
什么 What?!
我冒险让你和她们一起打牌 You know, I went out on a limb to get you into that game,
而你在她们面前显得 and then you go in there acting like
高人一等 是衣服显得 不是我的态度 you're better than they are. Oh, my clothes said that, not me.
你问过她们生活得怎样吗 Well, did you ask them anything about their lives?
为什么要谈论她们的生活 Why would they want to talk about their lives?
多无聊啊 Their lives are boring.
你知道什么才叫真正的无聊吗 Well, you know what's gonna be really boring?
你一个人守着大空房子 没有朋友 You sitting here alone in this big house without any friends.
我要是你 就会放下高姿态 If I were you, I'd drop the attitude.
学着和邻居相处 Learn to like your neighbors.
谢谢你的建议 Well, thanks for the advice.
要给你加工资吗 You wanna add that to your bill?
不收费 No. It's on the house.
我带来些松饼 I brought muffins.
真不错 That's so nice.
我们正在 We were just...
打牌 没有邀请我 Playing poker, and I wasn't invited.
我知道 也明白 I know. I get it.
我只想告诉你们 I just wanted to tell you guys
我给你们的第一印象很糟糕 I know I made a horrible first impression.
现在知道模特保持沉默的原因了吧 Now you know why models don't usually talk.
因为我们老说些蠢话 还盛气凌人 Because we say a lot of stupid, patronizing things
显得讨人厌 that make people want to avoid us.
我本来想说 我丈夫从不在家 What I should've said was... My husband's never home.
我想念那所城市 I miss the city.
怀念我的生活 I miss my life.
我一直都孤独 I'm lonely all the time...
我真该交些朋友 And I could really use some friends.
不管怎样 给 Anyway, here.
这才是你的登场方式 Now that's how you make an entrance.
加布 Gaby?
抱歉 怎么啦 I'm sorry. What?
我们要在伊莱的葬礼上献花圈 凑一份吗 We're getting a wreath for Eli's funeral. Are you in?
让我来买单吧 Actually, why don't you let me pay for it?
名以上当然是全部人送的 不 你不必这样 It can still be from all of us. No, you don't have to do that.
我就想这样 I sort of do.
我们继续打牌吧 Now let's play some poker.
好吧 风水轮流转 也该到我了 All right, time for my luck to change.
这把是给伊莱的 This hand is for Eli.
下把是给伊莱的 Hmm. Next hand is for Eli.
葬礼后要聚会的话 You know, if we're gonna have a get-together
我们得准备菜单 after the funeral, we should start thinking about food.
所谓我们和食物 你是指布里吧 还用说吗 And by "we" and "food," you mean Bree, right? I thought that was clear.
我很乐意筹办 有什么特殊要求吗 I'd be happy to. Any special requests?
参考下你的烹饪书吧 How about we pick something from your cookbook?
好 加布 你的那本呢 Great. Gaby, do you have your copy?
我去拿 I'll go get it.
你用我的烹饪书垫桌脚 You use my cookbook to balance your table?
这只是权宜之计 Oh, it's only temporary.
胡安妮塔要用她的画图本 Juanita needed her coloring book back.
好吧 Oh. All right.
留心啦 女士们 Watch out, ladies.
抱歉菜肉馅煎蛋饼有点干 I'm sorry if the frittata is a bit dry.
开玩笑吧 太可口了 Are you kidding? It's great.
你该把食谱给勒奈特 对 因为 You should give Lynette the recipe. Yes, 'cause that's what
怀胎八月的妇女渴望在烤炉前折腾 我的烤炉温度很不稳定 women in their eighth month really crave... more stove time. Mine is so erratic.
我都不知道实际温度是多少 I'm not even sure what the real temperature is.
当然 如果某位医生 Of course, if a certain doctor
肯增加开支的话 我们不会买个新烤炉 would loosen the purse strings... We're not getting a new stove.
你要是多看些病人 If you would just take on a few more patients,
就买得起了 亲爱的 如果我做的还不够 we could afford it. Well, if I'm not supporting you adequately, my dear,
随便你怎么做 比如呢 by all means, feel free to do something about it. Such as?
你或许可以 找份工作 Well, you could maybe... I don't know, get a job?
我有工作 我是全职家庭主妇 I have a job. I'm a homemaker.
而且很称职 做这道菜 And a damn good one. So to make this,
只要在火腿和洋葱上撒点盐吗 别做梦了 汤姆 you... you just s-sauté some ham and some onions... it's not happening, Tom.
我有时想 I just sometimes think
如果你外出工作挣钱 maybe you would appreciate the value of a dollar more
就能体会挣钱的辛苦 if you had to work outside the home.
你要是自己洗衣做饭一次 And I think you would appreciate my value more if, for once,
就能更体会我的价值 you had to cook your own food and wash your own clothes.
勒奈特让我自己补鞋子 你要是不让我怀孕 Lynette makes me sew my own buttons. I'll sew anything you want
我会包揽所有针线活 if you just stop getting me pregnant.
我想要个新烤炉 莱克斯 I want a new stove, Rex,
如果我非得找份工作才能买 那我就找 and if I need to get a job to pay for it, so be it.
如果你要个烤炉 If you're looking for a stove,
我们倒有个 基本全新 we've got one that's hardly ever been used.
真希望我的子宫也全新啊 I wish I could say the same for my uterus.
没错 我倒了大家的胃口 Oh, yeah. I ruined the brunch.
那下面怎么样 伊莱 Hey, how's it looking under there, Eli?
不用我断手断脚来抵付费吧 Is it gonna cost me an arm and a leg?
不用 几根指头大概就够了 Nah. A few fingers, maybe.
亲爱的 我肚子在打鼓了 什么时候开饭 Honey, my stomach's growling. When's dinner?
还有点剩饭 Oh, we're having leftovers.
你可以自己热一下 You can heat them up yourself if you want.
我们什么时候开始吃剩饭了 Since when do we have leftovers?
从我写烹饪书开始 Since I started writing my own cookbook.
还记得你告诉过我 Remember how you told me
我该自己赚钱吗 I should start making my own money?
我翻阅了所有的旧食谱 Well, I've been going through all my old recipes,
突然想到 and I've got this great idea
写本美式家庭烹饪指南 不是真的吧 for a real home-style American cookbook. You're not serious?
为什么不是 Why wouldn't I be?
大家对我的菜都赞不绝口 你很优秀 可得了吧 People are always complimenting me on my cooking. You're great, but come on.
难道无聊的家庭主妇做手好面条 Every bored housewife who pulls off a decent lasagne
就能写本烹饪书吗 thinks she can write a cookbook.
你觉得我是个平常的主妇吗 You think I'm just like every other housewife?
不不不 我不是这个意思 只是 No. No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. It's just that...
你对写作了解多少 What do you really know about writing?
我会学 这本书不是简单的烹饪书 I'll learn. And I want it to be more than just a cookbook.
我还要谈到传统观念价值 I want to talk about traditional values
并写点家政建议 and give helpful hints about homemaking.
听着 都是我的错 Look, look, this is my fault.
那天我让你找份工作 You know, I-I was ribbing you the other day
只是开个玩笑 可你当真了 about getting a job, but you took it seriously.
你要真想买个烤炉 我给你买就是了 If you really want a new stove, I'll get you a stove.
现在你能别做傻事 Now can you stop this foolishness
给我做顿正餐吗 剩菜剩饭可不行 and make me something to eat that isn't leftovers?
范德坎普女士 Mrs. Van De Kamp?
栏杆我已经修好了 应该没事了 I fixed your banister. Should be fine now.
我这就走了 随便什么时候付钱都行 I'll just go. You can pay me whenever.
我知道你现在很难过 I know this is a rough time for you.
谢谢 伊莱 Thanks, Eli.
顺便告诉你 By the way,
范徳坎普先生的葬礼办得很好 the service for Mr. V. Was really nice.
你出席了啊 You were there?
我坐在教堂后排 I sat in the back of the church.
我想和范徳坎普先生道别 I wanted to say good-bye to Mr. V.
那么 So, uh...
你想过今后要干什么吗 Have you thought about what you're gonna do now?
你是说 我的生活吗 You mean, with my life?
我不知道 I don't know.
范徳坎普女士 Mrs. V...
我一直都想把这个给你 I've been meaning to give this to you for a while now...
但我 But I, uh,
没找到合适的时机 could never find the right moment.
我帮你保留了这个 以防你哪天需要它 I kept it for you, just in case you might need it someday.
希望你不介意 Hope you don't mind.
我得告诉你 我做了你的法式烘肉卷 Oh, I gotta tell you. I made your cajun meatloaf.
那是我吃过最美味的一餐 Whoo! That may be my favorite meal ever.
我不敢相信你保存了这个 I can't believe you saved this.
当然 我现在没心情 Ah. Of course, I'm not really in the mood
去写一本烹饪书 to write a cookbook right now.
总有天会写的 Well... Maybe one day you will be.
布里 我知道守灵那天你能做什么了 Hey, Bree, I know what you can make for the wake...
那个脆皮面包虾 That flaky-breaded-shrimp thing.
谢谢 但我知道我要做什么了 Thanks, but I know exactly what I'm gonna make.
大卫 这次旅行是不错 但我想告诉你 Dave, it was a nice trip, but I gotta tell you,
既然我们呆在宾馆不出去 I don't know why we spent all that money going to The Bahamas.
为什么还要费钱去巴哈马群岛 If we're not gonna leave the hotel room,
干吗不直接一起洗澡 then why not just cover ourselves in suntan lotion
然后在这里做爱呢 and have sex here?
麦克卢斯基女士刚给你留言了 You just got a message from Mrs. McCluskey.
她说你的修理工死了 Oh? She said your handyman died.
伊莱 Eli?
天哪 Oh, my god.
他在苏珊家修房顶时 He was working on Susan's roof
突发心脏病 and dropped dead of a heart attack.
真难以置信 Can you believe that?
不不不 你不能去健身 No, no, no. You are not going to the gym again.
你说过我们下午要做爱的 You said we were gonna have afternoon sex.
等我回来就做 你每次都这样说 恩贝托 We'll do it when I get back. You say that every time, umberto,
到时又喊累 都是你太缠人了 and then you're too tired. Maybe I wouldn't be if you weren't so clingy.
缠人 Clingy?
我们两个星期没做了 We haven't had sex in two weeks.
好像我回到少女时代了 It's like I'm 15 again.
我们到底怎么了 What's wrong with us?
不是我们 是你 Not us. You.
你总是欲求不满 Your libido is out of control.
恩贝托 Umberto...
你多得是情趣用品 好好利用 Look, you've got a drawerful of toys. Use 'em.
伊莱 我忘记你在里面 Oh! Ahem. Oh! Oh! Eli! I-I forgot you were in there.
水龙头我修好了 Yeah. I'm done fixing your faucet.
实际上 我十分钟前就修好了 Actually, I was done ten minutes ago,
但我不敢出来 抱歉你都听见了 but I was afraid to come out. I'm sorry you heard all of that.
好消息是刚刚 The good news is, while I was in there,
我还加固了你的浴盆 免费 I re-grouted your tub... Free of charge.
等等 Wait a second.
你觉得我臀部怎么样 What do you think of my ass?
什么 Sorry?
满分十分 我的臀部得几分 My ass... On a scale from one to ten.
这个 我觉得 Well, i-i-i, uh...
快点 Ticktock.
满分 是满分 Ten. It's a ten.
胸部呢 神气又紧实吗 And the boobs? Perky and firm?
你还给它们取了名字 You've named them?
别这样 伊莱 Oh, come on, Eli.
我丈夫不和我做爱 My husband won't have sex with me.
我就想知道是不是我的原因 I just need to make sure it's not... me.
不是你的问题 It's not you.
你确定 Are you sure?
相信我 我以前是建筑工人 Trust me. I used to work in construction.
那些兄弟看到你会抓狂的 My buddies would've gone crazy for you...
嘘声 下流的手势 Catcalls, uh, nasty gestures.
说你呢 波霸女 "Hey, you, with the sweater meats!
有需要就电话我 "If you ever need any work done, call me!
我绝对是最佳人选 'Cause I got the perfect tool for the job!"
你听懂了吗 Y-you get the drift.
听懂了 Yeah. I do.
那真是侮辱和贬低 That was insulting and demeaning.
非常感谢 Oh. Thank you so much.
布利特小姐 Miss Britt?
大门开着 The door was wide open.
我拿来了油漆 你要看看颜色吗 I got the paint. You want to check the color? Eh.
你没事吧 Is everything okay?
我很好 Things are great.
你想来点酒吗 You want some wine?
我们在庆祝呢 We're celebrating.
庆祝什么 What's the occasion?
我和一个同性恋离婚了 I am no longer married to a gay guy.
恩贝托是同性恋啊 Umberto was gay?
你白费心机 So you wasted your time
给壁橱装上浪漫灯光 installing that light in the closet,
因为他逃命似的冲出来 because... He went flying out of there.
至少你知道不是你的问题 At least you know now it wasn't you.
不是吗 Wasn't it?
他说和我结婚 He said that being married to me
才让他喜欢上男人 was what convinced him that he liked men.
你不知道那有多打击人 Oh. You could imagine what a boost to the ego that was.
没事啦 Come on.
你让一个同性恋和你睡了两年 You had a gay guy sleeping with you for two years,
同性恋是很难搞定的 and those guys are pretty hard to land.
别这样 相信我 No. No, trust me.
没必要难过 No need to be sad.
你非常的迷人 You're a knockout.
不 我需要我的手 No, I-I-I need this hand back.
修理工没有手可不行 It's hard to be a handyman without a-a hand. Mm.
布利特小姐 你要干吗 Miss Britt, what are you doing?
我床上的情趣镜子就是你给安装的 You put the mirror over my bed.
你应该很清楚我想干什么 You know exactly what I'm doing.
你确定吗 我不想占你便宜 Are you sure about this? I don't want to take advantage of you.
我知道你会很温柔的 Oh, I'm sure you'll be gentle.
不管怎样 Anyway,
他们可能是周六举行葬礼 I guess they're burying him on Saturday.
显然 你想去 Obviously, you want to go.
是啊 Yeah.
我要去 I do.
把那件黑礼服放外面 Oh, leave that black dress out.
送去干洗一下 葬礼时我要穿 I'll get it dry-cleaned for the funeral.
穿着去葬礼是不是太性感了 A little sexy for a funeral, isn't it?
伊莱不会介意的 Oh, I don't think Eli would mind.
妈妈 Mom?
是佩妮 马上回来 That's penny. I'll be right back.
妈妈 Mom!
亲爱的 Hey, sweetie.
怎么了 What's up?
你说会帮我复习数学的 You said you would help me with my math.
我们学到分数了 We're dividing fractions.
要是在两杯夏敦埃酒之前来叫我就好了 Oh. I wish you'd caught me two chardonnays ago.
妈妈 你答应过我 Mom, you promised.
我知道 可是妈妈在计划伊莱的追悼会 I know, but mommy's still planning Eli's memorial.
自己先开始学吧 Start without me.
我一会儿去帮你 I'll be there in a little while.
我的天啊 勒奈特 你没事吧 Oh, my gosh. Lynette, are you okay?
医生刚才打电话来 说我怀孕了 The doctor just called. I'm pregnant.
太好了 This is fantastic!
是啊 真棒啊 You... Yeah. Whoop-Dee-doo.
亲爱的 你看起来不太高兴 Honey, you don't sound too happy about this.
我本来打算重新去工作 I was planning to go back to work.
什么 你说什么呢 What? What a... What are you talking about?
我已经考虑一段时间了 I had it in the back of my mind for a while,
昨天 我接到电... 等等 and then yesterday, I got a ph... hold it.
抱歉 我不能集中精神 Sorry. I was having trouble paying attention.
杰弗里·奎瓦斯九月份退休 Jeffrey cuevas is retiring in September.
我是接替他工作的最佳人选 I am the perfect person to step into his job,
正好帕克开始去幼儿园 and that is exactly when Parker starts kindergarten.
时机刚刚好 The timing is like a dream.
那我们想要个女儿的梦想怎么办 But what about our dream of having a-a little girl?
这可能是个机会 This could be our chance.
得了吧 你明知道可能是个儿子 一直都是儿子 Oh, please. You know it's gonna be a boy. It's always a boy.
他们尿在我脸上 It's just gonna pee in my face
在我鞋里藏死的东西 and hide dead things in my shoes.
汤姆 我要去工作 I am doing this, Tom.
我要得到这份工作 I am going after this job.
那谁来照顾孩子 But who's gonna take care of the kids?
我希望你能减少工作时间 Well, I was hoping you could cut back on your hours at work.
这可不行 I can't do that.
我有事业 I have a career.
你怎么能这么说 You did not just say that.
不 我什么也没说 No, I-I didn't. I didn't.
汤姆 我不想只是呆在家里照顾孩子 Tom, I cannot just stay at home wiping noses.
我需要工作让我头脑清楚 I need it for my sanity,
你得支持我 and I need you to back me up. Oh!
妈妈 Mom?
孩子们醒了 Well, the kids are up.
他们该吃早饭 They're gonna want their breakfast.
我来做早饭 以示对你的支持 And I'm gonna back you up by, uh, making it for 'em.
我的英雄 My hero.
杰弗里·奎瓦斯是很棒 Jeff cuevas is fantastic,
但我能把部门提升到新的水平 but I know I could take his department to a whole new level.
这到底是什么 What the hell is that?
我羊水破了 Oh, my water broke.
把行李箱放到车上 Take the overnight bag out to the car.
三周 Oh, three weeks.
有点太快了 不过 没问题 我能办到 That's a little soon, but, uh, sure, I could make that work.
看在上帝的份上 勒奈特 我们得去医院 就一分钟 我要拿下这工作 For god sakes, Lynette, we gotta go to the hospital. In a minute. I'm trying to lock this job down.
福利怎么样 What kind of perks are we talking about here?
你开始宫缩了 够了 Okay, you're having contractions. That's it. You...
我发誓 你敢碰这个电话 I swear, if you touch this phone,
我就马上生下孩子 然后用她来打你 I will have this baby right here and then beat you with it!
你真是疯了 我们得马上走 You're insane. We have to go.
请等一下 Could you hold on one second?
说好了生完孩子 We agreed I could go back to work
我可以回去工作的 产后 勒奈特 不是生的时候 after I gave birth. After, Lynette, not during!
真不好意思 I'm sorry.
我明天联系你好吗 Is there any way we could finish this conversation tomorrow?
今天晚点也行 Oh! L-L-Later in the day works better for me, too.
太感谢了 Well, thank you very much.
再见 我搞定这工作了 Bye. Hey. Whew! I got the job!
恭喜你 孩子的手都伸出来了 Congratulations. The baby's arm is sticking out.
跟她击个掌吧 Why don't you high-five it?
汤姆 我疼着呢 帮我一把 Tom, I am in pain. Do you mind?
汤姆 你会明白的 Oh. You'll see, Tom.
我知道 人们常说 I know. People say that you... ooh!
鱼与熊掌不可兼得 但是我们可以 You can't have it all, but I know we can.
斯温森先生 我太激动了 Oh, Mr. Swenson, I can't tell you how excited I am.
也许你可以安排个员工会议 Maybe you could schedule a staff meeting
这样我周一就能竭尽全力了 so I could hit the ground running on Monday.
不 不 No, no.
周五不行 No, it can't be Friday,
因为 还记得吗 我们说好下周开始 because, remember, we agreed that we would start next week?
再一次感谢你给我这次机会 So again, thank you so much for this opportunity.
斯加沃夫人 什么事 Mrs. Scavo? Yeah?
我想你可能落了点东西 I think you might have forgotten somethin'.
请等一下 Could you hold on a second?
天哪 Oh, my god.
她很好 She's fine.
我刚才在打电话 I was on the phone.
跟我的新老板通话 我... 她在外面就呆了一小会儿 I was talking to my new boss, and I... She was only in there for a minute.
外面有29度 我以前从没这样过 But it's 85 degrees outside. I've never done this before.
你需要操心的事情太多了 三个孩子 还有个刚出生的 You got a lot on your mind... Three kids and a newborn,
好像还有了新的工作 it sounds like a new job.
是啊 Yeah, I do.
很多事情要处理 Yeah. It's a lot to handle.
给你 There you go.
嗯 Mm.
我该去给苏珊修窗户了 I should probably get back to Susan's windows.
多保重 Uh, you take care.
勒奈特 还在线上吗 Lynette, are you still there?
勒奈特 Lynette?
喂 Hello?
听见吗 Are you still there?
你不进来吗 Hey. You coming back in?
不了 No.
我去辅导女儿学习 I'm gonna go help my daughter with her homework.
佩妮 等等 Hey, penny! Wait up!
大甩卖啦 Ugh. Yard sale!
太好了 你来了 Oh! Good. You're here.
过的怎么样 伊莱 How are you, Eli?
不错 你呢 Fine. You?
棒极了 我一段时间没穿这牛仔裤 Great. Yeah, I haven't worn these jeans in a while,
突然发现口袋有20块 and I found 20 bucks in the pocket.
多令人兴奋啊 Don't you just love when that happens?
还有 卡尔为了个秘书抛弃我 Also, Karl left me for his secretary,
你帮我把锁换掉 so I need you to change these locks.
很抱歉 Oh, I'm so sorry.
谢谢 不用抱歉 抓紧点换锁 Oh, thanks, but don't be. Just hurry.
卡尔说他要过来拿东西 Karl said he was coming by to get some of his stuff,
我要趁早把家武装成堡垒 and I want this place to be a fortress by then.
你心情好可以嘛 You're doing all right, though?
某个角度来说 Oh, well, on one hand,
为了波涛汹涌的布兰迪 他抛弃了我 I got dumped for a pair of headlights named Brandy.
换个角度看 我挂失了卡尔的信用卡 On the other, I reported Karl's credit cards stolen,
把他所有的裤子都剪了个大洞 and I cut the pockets out of all of his pants.
双方打了个平手吧 So a little from column "a," a little from column "b."
抱歉 Oh. Sorry.
希望这么说让你好受些 红头发的都是傻子 Well, if it's any consolation, redheads are nuts.
什么意思 What do you mean?
她会让他过的生不如死的 That she'll make his life a living hell.
不过他也活该 It sounds like what he deserves.
布兰迪不是红头发 是金发 Brandy's not a redhead. She's blonde.
呃 这次你想换上安全锁吗 So, uh, you maybe want to go with a dead bolt this time?
坦 白 从 宽 What... do... you... know?
我见过好几次 他和个红头发的鬼混 I saw him around town a couple times with a redhead.
邻居们都在议论 Uh, people in the neighborhood were talking.
我 我以为你早知道了 I-I thought you knew.
我不知道 I didn't.
我说她是个肥婆的话 Would you feel any better
你会开心点吗 knowing that, uh, she's kinda chubby?
马上走 Just leave!
那 那锁怎么办 But what... But what about the locks?
如果卡尔来了 I-I-If Karl's coming...
换完锁 然后走人 Change the locks, then leave.
好吧 我非常非常抱歉 Okay, but I really am sorry...
换锁 别和我说话 然后走人 Change the locks, don't talk to me, then leave.
苏珊 Susan?
苏珊 你给我打电话了吗 Susan, did you call me?
我听不明白留言 I couldn't really understand the message.
我是不是一会再来 Oh, wow. You want me to come back later?
你没事吧 Are you all right?
不 你当然有事了 No. Of course you're not.
听说你和麦克离婚了 I heard you and Mike are getting divorced.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
也许这不合时宜 Probably not what you want to hear,
但我以为你们很配 but I thought you were a great couple.
谢谢 Thanks.
你真好 Sweet.
你 还记得叫我来的目的吗 Do you... maybe you remember what you wanted me to do?
锁 Locks.
换锁 知道了 Change the locks. Got it.
我到车上看看工具 Let me go see what I got out in the truck.
苏珊 Susan...
男欢女爱的事 我懂的不多 I don't know much about love.
我有过一两次经验 I... I dabbled in it once or twice,
但我认为 为感情痛苦不值得 but it always seemed more trouble than it was worth.
我对自己说 我没错过什么 I told myself I wasn't missing much.
但这些年看着你 But watching you all these years,
看着你努力的尝试 how... How hard you've tried, how...
看着你一次次受伤 How hurt you've been,
但你仍然 but you still...
再次站起来 整理心情 Keep getting back up, you dust yourself off,
重新出发 then you try again.
也许 Maybe I am...
我的确错过了许多 Missing something.
也许 Maybe...
痛苦是值得的 Maybe it is worth it.
我知道这帮不上忙 And, um, I'm sure it's not gonna help
让你听我说这些 for you to hear me tell you this,
但你对我来说 是英雄 but you're damn heroic to me.
真的 You are.
是的 Yeah.
给你送东西 终于切割好了 Hey. Just dropping these off. I finally got 'em cut.
帮我向杰克逊道歉 Tell Jackson I'm sorry it took me so long.
事实上 Actually, um...
我和杰克逊分手了 Jackson and I split up.
很抱歉 Wow. I'm sorry.
我该这么说吗 Am I sorry?
是的 Oh, yeah.
他是个好男人 He's a great guy.
只是我 I just, uh,
现在想一个人 want to be alone right now.
这样不错 Well, good for you.
既然你来了 Oh, hey. Mm? As long as you're here,
我的房顶有块瓦片松动了 I think there's a loose shingle on my roof.
你能不能帮我修好呢 Do you think maybe you could fix it for me?
乐意效劳 Oh, I'd be happy to.
不过你要知道 But just so you know,
这可能是我最后的服务 我要退休了 it'll be the last thing I ever fix for you. I'm retiring.
什么 What?
今天是最后一天 Today's my last day.
你不能退休 我总摔坏东西 You can't retire. I break too many things.
我知道 我的夏威夷之旅就是靠你的修理费呢 I know. You paid for the trip to Hawaii I'm gonna take.
现在该是时候了 为了高兴吧 No, it's the right move. Be happy for me.
我很为你高兴 Hey, I am happy for you.
只是 It's just, uh...
这话可能难以置信 This is gonna sound crazy.
什么 What?
你是我一生中 Um, I think you have been
最固定的男性朋友 the most consistent male relationship in my life.
你总是安定可靠 我 You're so stable and reliable, and I just...
以为你会永远在我身边 Always thought you'd be around.
可笑的是 我对你一无所知 Which is funny, because I don't really know anything about you.
我是能修好你房顶的人 这个如何 Well, how about this... I fix your shingle,
等我干完了活儿 随你发问 and when I'm done, you can ask me anything you want.
太好了 Great.
我现在去商店买点葡萄酒回来 I will go to the store right now and get some wine
咱们就能举杯庆祝你的退休了 so we can toast your retirement.
乐意之极 告别紫藤镇的最好方式 I like that. Perfect way to end my time on Wisteria Lane.
你喜欢哪种 红酒还是白葡萄酒 Oh, hey. What kind do you like... Red or white?
随便 只要是螺旋盖的就行 Either one. Just make sure it's a screw top.
伊莱·斯克鲁格斯在一个周六 入土为安了 Eli scruggs was buried on a Saturday...
这些年来 伊莱帮助过的人们 And all the people that Eli had helped over the years
都来献上他们最后的敬意 came to pay their last respects.
可有一个人 没有出现 But one person was missing...
此人以永远无法忘怀的方式 Someone who had changed Eli's life...
改变了伊莱人生 In a way he never forgot.
抱歉 女士 Excuse me, ma'am.
希望我没打扰到您 Hope I'm not interrupting your day.
一点没有 有什么事吗 Not at all. Can I help you?
希望有机会为您效劳 我是个杂工 I was hoping I could help you. I'm a handyman.
刚搬来镇里 在找活干 Just moved into town. Looking for work.
抱歉 我没什么要修的东西 Sorry. I, um, I don't have anything that needs fixing.
好吧 要是您需要 这是我的名片 Well, if you ever do, uh, here's my card.
伊莱·斯克鲁格斯 "Eli scruggs."
多么独特的名字啊 What a distinctive name.
这名字好像确实挺好记的 People do seem to remember it.
要是您的朋友 有需要我效劳的 So if any of your friends, uh, need help,
我能干好多活儿呢 我不知道 I can do pretty much anything. I don't know. Um...
要是你有多的名片 我可以帮你发出去 If you have a extra card or two, I-I could hand them out.
真的非常感谢您 Oh, I'd really appreciate that. Oh. Oh.
无论如何 Anyway...
谢谢您抽时间 Thank you for your time.
我有个花瓶碎了 I have a broken vase.
抱歉 您说什么 I'm sorry?
有一天 我在打扫卫生 I-I was, uh, dusting the other day
把它从写字台上碰掉了 真傻呀 and knocked it off the bureau, like an idiot.
我留着碎片 Anyway, I saved the pieces.
要是你能帮我 把它们粘在一起 If you could glue it back together for me,
我会非常感谢你的 I'd really appreciate it.
女士 您不必如此的 Oh, ma'am, you don't have to do that.
斯克鲁格斯先生 Mr. Scruggs,
我真的很想修好我的花瓶 I need my vase fixed.
它对我意义非凡 It means a lot to me.
你不是想让我求你吧 Now you're not gonna make me beg, are you?
不 女士 当然不是 No, ma'am, I'm not.
太好了 Good.
请进吧 Come on in.
杨太太 Mrs. Young?
我没想打搅您的 Oh. Didn't mean to disturb you.
您的前门大开着 Your front door was wide open.
伊莱 我今天没什么活儿给你干 Oh. Eli, I-I don't have any work for you today.
我只是把您要的把手送过来 I'm just here to drop off that handle you wanted.
总算找到个合适的了 要我帮您安上吗 Finally found one that matched. Want me to install it?
今天不了 Not today.
好的 Okay.
那我现在就走 I'll just be going then.
伊莱 等等 Eli, wait.
怎么了 What?
记得这个吗 Do you remember this?
对了 这是你为我修的第一样东西 Oh, right. This is the very first thing you ever fixed for me.
是啊 那已经是 两年前的事了吧 是啊 Yeah, that must have been what, uh, two years ago? Yeah.
那胶水粘的挺牢 是吧 是啊 I just that glue really held, huh? Yeah.
我想把它送给你 I want you to have it.
什么 What?
为什么 Why?
我一直在思考 I've just been doing some thinking
那些我认识的人们 about the people I know,
那些走进我生活 the ones who've walked into my life
丰富了我的生活的人们 and made it better than it was before... Oh.
比如是你 People like you. Oh.
不管怎样 我甚至 甚至从没说过"谢谢" Anyway, I've... I've... I've never said "thank you."
不 应该我说谢谢 Oh, no, I'm... I'm the one who should thank you.
你把我介绍给你所有的朋友 You... you introduced me to all your friends.
我的生意好的不能再好 My business couldn't be better.
我太开心了 I'm so glad.
是啊 Yeah.
无论如何 我想让你收下它 Anyway, I, uh, I want you to have this.
杨太太 Mrs. Young...
您没事吧 Are you all right?
一切都挺好的 Everything's fine.
您确定吗 Are you sure?
你该走了 You should go now.
所以我向窗里看了看 So I look in the window,
到处都是血 and there's blood everywhere...
从墙壁到天花板 到处都是 All over the walls and the ceiling... Oh!
更不要说 她上星期刚装的 Not to mention, her hardwood floors,
硬木地板了 which she just had installed last week.
我不知道她在想什么 I don't know what she was thinking.
我只是想 她做这种傻事前 I just wish there had been some warning,
应该有些预警 有些迹象的 some sign that she would do such a thing.
伊莱·斯克鲁格斯在他卡车里 坐了近一小时 Eli scruggs sat in his truck for almost an hour,
因没能挽救我 深感懊悔沮丧 devastated that he had done nothing to save me.
他悄悄对上帝发誓 He then made a quiet vow to god...
从那一刻起 From that moment forward,
他会尽他所能 帮助别人 he would do what he could to help people,
帮人们整理生活 to help them fix their lives.
终其一生 And for the rest of his life,
他也正是这么做的 that's exactly what he did.
葬礼办的真好 That was a lovely service.
伊莱肯定会喜欢的 Eli would've liked it.
来的人真多 谁知道他会有这么多朋友啊 Hell of a turnout. Who knew he had so many friends?
我一点也不奇怪 他是个好人 I'm not surprised. He was a good man.
我禁不住觉得 I can't help feeling
我们应该多做点事 来向他致敬 there's more we could have done to honor him.
好吧 我们保证 把他记在心里就好了 Well, let's just make sure we remember him.
伊莱会说 他比多数人得到的 都要多了 Eli would have said that's more than most people get.
他也会是对的 And he would have been right...
像往常一样 As usual.
等等 Wait.
换个角色 我想为伊莱修点东西 I wanted to fix something for Eli for a change.
在某处 And somewhere,
那个为所有人保留的 最好的安身之所 in a place reserved for the very best of us,
伊莱·斯克鲁格斯 微笑着说 "谢谢你" Eli scruggs smiled and said, "thank you."