《绝望的主妇》前情提要 Previously on...
小偷原形毕露 也许你更愿意 A thief was confronted. Well, maybe you'll feel
和专家谈谈 心理咨询师 comfortable talking to a professional. A psychiatrist?
给我点雪茄庆功吧 卡洛斯聘用了旧情人 Someone light me a cigar. Carlos hired a old girlfriend...
而加布聘用了一个间谍 我和卡洛斯谈过了 你被雇用了 And Gaby hired a spy. I talked to Carlos. You're in!
伊迪深入的发掘丈夫的过去 Edie dug deeper into Dave's past.
三年其死于车祸 Killed three years ago... Car crash.
那是他的妻子 给我吧 That was his wife. Give me that one.
他们的女儿也在车祸中亡故了 Their daughter died in the same crash.
大卫的精心计划 你真的觉得 And Dave's master plan... You really think I make
我对麦克来说 有那么重要吗 that much of a difference in Mike's life?
如果失去你 If he ever lost you,
他会痛不欲生 it would destroy him.
进入了最后阶段 Entered its final phase.
是卫林站吗 Uh, hi. Is this the ranger station?
我不确定该向你们报告 还是向野生动物部门报告 Well, I didn't know whether to call you or fish and game,
我似乎看到了一些非法狩猎者 but, uh, I think I saw some guys up at Emerson woods
进入了爱默生森林 我很担心 hunting illegally, and I got worried
因为人们经常在那里露营 because I know people like to go camping up there,
我不希望有人受伤 and I-I sure wouldn't want anyone to get hurt.
不不 没必要谢我 Oh. No, no need to thank me.
我只是在尽一个公民的责任 I'm just doing my part as a concerned citizen.
再见 Bye now.
大卫·威廉姆斯 Dave Williams
煞费苦心的策划这场戏 had been planning the murder for years.
就像其他的完美计划一样 很简单 And like all the best plans, it was a simple one.
首先 他带着 First, he would guide
麦克·德尔非诺和凯瑟琳·梅菲尔 Mike Delfino and Katherine Mayfair
到一个僻静的小屋 to a remote cabin.
次日早晨 当这对情侣出发去徒步时 The next morning, he'd pretend to be asleep
他继续装睡 as the two lovers left to go hiking.
然后大卫拿起事先小心藏好的枪 Dave would then grab the gun he'd carefully hidden...
开始追踪他的猎物 And start to follow his quarry.
他耐心的等待 He'd wait until the two had paused for a moment
直到他们停下歇息 to catch their breaths.
他便扣动扳机 And then he'd pull the trigger...
让这个杀害他妻子的男人 心痛欲绝 Breaking the heart of the man who had killed his wife.
当护林人抵达 When the rangers arrived,
他们会提及事前有人举报过的偷猎者 they would mention the reports of illegal hunters in the area.
大卫就会开车和麦克一起回家 And Dave would drive Mike back home,
同时享受着麦克所受的折磨 all the while enjoying his pain.
是的 Yes,
大卫·威廉姆斯策划了这个简单的计划 Dave Williams had come up with a very simple plan.
但他将会发现 Ugh! But as he was about to discover...
你还没有把这份报道传真给伊迪·威廉姆斯吗 Have you faxed this clipping to Edie Williams yet?
马上就传 Um, doing it right now.
策划杀人 There is nothing simple...
并不是简单的事 About murder.
美景镇居民一男子被控 意外事故中死亡两人 []
生活中 充满了恶意的震惊 Life is full of nasty shocks...
一些扰人的意外 扰乱人体系统 Unpleasant surprises that jolt our systems...
一些 会吓得心跳漏了一拍 And cause our hearts to skip a beat.
而且这样的震惊 And these shocks always occur...
苏珊 嗨 卡尔 Susan? Hey, Karl.
往往是不速之客 When we least expect them.
卡尔 Karl.
你怎么在这里 What are you doing here?
我刚为埃文报名 Well, I just enrolled Evan.
我原本还担心 Wow. And I was worried
我们永远再也见不到了呢 that we'd be out of each other's lives forever.
真是走运啊 Mm, lucky, lucky.
你怎么会在这里呢 我是这里的艺术老师 What are you doing here? I am an art teacher.
是吗 其他人知道吗 Really? Do they know that?
我忽略你的话 和埃文聊天 And now I'm ignoring you and moving on to Evan.
你好 埃文 Hello, Evan.
埃文 这是苏珊 Evan, this is Susan.
是朱莉姐姐的妈妈 She's your sister Julie's mother.
我们以前结过婚 那时她还很年轻哦 We used to be married. She was a lot younger then.
埃文 你先进教室吧 Evan, why don't you head into the classroom?
我需要和你爸爸谈谈 I need to talk to your daddy,
可能会用上些成人用语 and I may need to use some grown-up words.
好吧 可爱的苏苏 什么事 Okay, Susie q., what's wrong?
少扣一个扣子也迷不倒我的 Get it off that chest you wouldn't let me enhance.
挺好了 本来在走廊 Listen, it's bad enough
偶遇前夫已经够糟了 that I've got one ex-husband running around the halls.
我可不希望同事和孩子的父母知道 I don't need the faculty and the parents
我有两个前夫 knowing that I have two.
对我们以前的事情只字不许提 So not a word about us having been married.
别再说俏皮话 别再叫可爱的苏苏 No more wisecracks. No Susie q's.
叫我苏珊老师 艺术老师 I am miss Susan, art teacher.
是的 苏珊老师 Yes, miss Susan.
下课后能不能拍拍你的"橡皮擦" Can I bang your erasers after class?
卡尔 我说真的 别和我胡闹 Karl, I'm serious. Don't mess with me.
我手里有教鞭 而且我会用 I have a yardstick, and I'm not afraid to use it.
原本为莫里森的合同做的报告 We're gonna be making a presentation
现在必须提前进行 for the Morrison contract sooner than we planned.
有很多家公司都在虎视眈眈 There are a lot of firms gunning for this,
该死的 勒奈德 别碰我的雕像 and... damn it, Lynette! Don't... don't touch my figurines.
它比你现在的房子都值钱 These are worth more than the house you live in.
有什么了不起 这咖啡杯也价值连城 Big deal. So is this coffee mug.
好了 我们休息一下用午餐 All right, we should break for lunch.
不 除非敲定这个合同 否则午餐时间加班 No. Until this deal closes, we work through lunch.
但令人欣闻的是 晚上也要加班 But as a consolation, we'll also be working nights.
晚班 真的有这个必要吗 Nights? You really think that's necessary?
这是一百万美元的合同啊 卡洛斯 不吸引人吗 This is a $10 million deal, Carlos. How bad do you want it?
你们都听到了 晚上加班 You heard the woman. We're working nights.
我晚上有点事 Um, I have a tiny scheduling conflict.
周五晚上训练我女儿的篮球队 I coach my daughter's basketball team on Friday nights.
如果我 周五晚上要加班 So if I could... Friday nights are now work nights.
如果能谈成 If we're successful,
你们得到的佣金将会相当可观 those of you on commission stand to do very well.
这不是你们的职责吗 好吧 为了保住工作 And those of you who aren't? Well, you get to keep your jobs,
在现在的经济形势下 这是唯一的收入来源 which, in this economy, is a bonus all by itself.
好吧 我们去快餐店 买几个三明治 All right, let's run down to the deli, grab a sandwich
五分钟后在这里集合 and meet back here in five.
你 You.
别碰我的东西 No touching.
我会知道的 And, yes, I'll know.
她多幽默啊 Isn't she fun?
卡洛斯 Hey, Carlos.
我告诉过你 Did I ever tell you
我跟汤姆认真的考虑过 that Tom and I seriously considered you and Gaby
想让你跟加布做佩妮的教父母 周五晚上必须加班 for penny's godparents? You're not getting Friday nights off.
听着 我晚上也不想加班 Look, I'm not happy about the schedule either.
我也想回家陪孩子 那做点什么啊 I'm missing my kids, too. Then do something about it.
你是经理 不要让露西那么嚣张 勒奈特 我请她来的 You're the president. Put the brakes on Lucy. Lynette, I hired her to crack the whip,
这是她的工作 是为了公司好 and that's what she's doing. It's good for the company.
可是她把人都逼疯了 But she makes people crazy.
你不能跟她谈谈 把时间协调一下吗 我会考虑的 Can't you talk to her, get her to dial it down a bit? I will think about it.
可是别总是这样让我帮你 But don't be asking me for favors like this.
在办公室的时候 我不是你的邻居 When we're at the office, I'm not your neighbor,
不是朋友 I'm not your friend.
是你的老板 明白了吗 I'm your boss. Got it?
还有 Oh, by the way,
你和汤姆周六过来参加鸡尾酒会吗 you and Tom are coming over for cocktails on Saturday.
会去 我打算喝的烂醉 说我老板的坏话 Oh, yeah. I plan to get drunk and bitch about my boss.
我很抱歉 可这我不能接受 I'm sorry, but this is unacceptable.
至少应该知道他为什么会偷东西吧 Do you at least know why he steals?
是该怪罪某种恶心的童年创伤吗 If there were some sordid childhood trauma we could blame it on,
这样我跟邻居还好解释一些 他明白的 it would really help me out with the neighbors. Oh, he knows.
伯恩斯坦医生 帮我掩饰了第一次偷窃 Dr. Bernstein uncovered that my very first session.
是吗 那还敢继续收我的钱 Really? And... and yet he keeps charging me.
那么 医生 你继续跟我收一小时二十美元的 So, doctor, what's this "revelation"
心灵启示是什么 that you've been keeping from me for $200 an hour?
我偷东西 是想伤害你 I steal to hurt you.
为什么想伤害我 Why would you want to hurt me?
去年的每一天 Each day for the past year,
你一点一点 一步一步的 you have, inch by inch, slice by slice,
把我变成了太监 brought me closer to being a eunuch.
能让我们单独谈一会吗 Would you excuse us for moment?
我们想私下谈一下 This just became a private conversation.
如果我留下 也许会有帮助 If I stay, I might be able to help.
你想帮忙 You wanna help?
那就去大厅的药店 Why don't you go down to the pharmacy in the lobby
买点阿司匹林吧 and buy some aspirin?
我会需要的 I'm gonna need it.
我不该承受这些 I don't deserve this.
从你出狱后 I have been nothing but supportive of you
我全心全意的支持你 since you got out of jail.
还给了你份工作 I even gave you a job.
我想做你的合伙人 I wanted to be your partner.
你把我当雇员 You made me an employee.
所以你就要偷东西来惩罚我吗 So you decided to punish me by resorting to petty theft?
看在上帝的份上 奥森 我是你的妻子 For god sakes, Orson, I'm your wife.
也许是吧 可我不是你丈夫 Perhaps, but I'm not your husband.
我们虽然同床共枕 你却把激情都给了公司 We may share a bed, but you save your passion for your company.
不是这样的 不是吗 That's not true! Isn't it?
过去的一年里 Every day for the past year, I have been in the background,
我一直不露面 一直在追悔 an afterthought,
而你在尽心尽力的经营公司 while you spend day and night nurturing your business.
我一直以为你很支持我 All the while thinking I had your support.
我试过了 I tried.
我想我不介意做布里·范德坎普先生 I thought I wouldn't mind being Mr. Bree Van De Kamp.
可是这让我痛不欲生 But it's killing me.
每一天 我变的越来越渺小 Every day, I get smaller and smaller.
如果就这样继续下去 And if something doesn't change,
奥森·霍吉会完全消失 Orson Hodge is just gonna disappear altogether.
丫头们睡的很快 晚餐很可口 Girls are out like a light. Thanks for dinner.
卡洛斯 你一定要去加班吗 加布 我要去开会 Carlos, do you have to go back to work? Gaby, I got a meeting.
露西不能开吗 你知道 你喜欢我多挣点钱 之所以能挣那么多 因为我是经理 But can't Lucy cover it? You know those two extras zeroes at the end of my paycheck you like so much? They're there because I'm president.
鱼与熊掌不可兼得 Hours are part of the gig.
我们速战速决如何 Hey. How about a quickie?
宝贝 我没时间 Babe, I don't have time.
是啊 所以我没说要来场持久战啊 Right, that's why I didn't suggest a longie. Oh, come on.
三分钟之内 I'll have your eyes rolling back in your head
我能让你爽翻天 你想在孩子们的宝宝杯前做吗 in three minutes flat. You wanna do it there in front of the kids' sippy cups?
搞定了 All gone.
咱们做吧 就像过去那样 Now let's do this. It'll be like old times.
我们从没在桌子上做过 We never did it on the table.
几年前的事了 我们做过的 你忘了吗 Yeah, we did, years ago. Don't you remember?
那应该不是我 I don't think that was me.
哦 是啊 Oh. Right.
好吧 咱们制造点关于桌子的新回忆吧 Well, we'll create new table memories.
要是你想挑起我的性趣 你刚彻底失败了 If you're trying to turn me on, you just failed miserably.
卡洛斯你发现没 布拉德利死后 Carlos, do you realize since Bradley died
你接手公司以来 我们一次也没做过了 and you took over, we haven't had sex once?
我很想你 我想和你在一起 I miss you. I wanna spend time with you.
快把奶油玉米移开 跟我做爱 好吧 明晚如何 Now move the creamed corn and do me! Okay, how about tomorrow night?
这话我听过 Yeah, I've heard that before,
明日复明日 明天你又累了 and then tomorrow comes, and you're too tired.
好吧 那就这周末 我整个人都交给你 Okay, then, this weekend. I'll be all yours.
你想玷污哪件家具都没问题 And we can defile any piece of furniture you want.
凯伦 你有传真纸吗 Hey, Karen, you don't have any fax paper, do you?
传真纸 Fax paper!
把狄恩·马丁那歌声音调小点 Turn down the Dean Martin!
别管了 Don't worry about it.
我明天去商店一趟 你要什么吗 I'll go to the store tomorrow. Do you need anything?
鸡蛋 牛奶 Eggs... milk...
灯泡 Lightbulbs...
好吧 咱们把事情简单化 Okay, let's make this easier.
有什么你不要的吗 Is there anything you don't need?
跟你说吧 I'll tell you what.
明天我到了店里再给你打电话 好吗 I'll call you from the store in the morning, okay?
多漂亮的彩虹啊 琼 What a lovely rainbow, June.
给你一颗小金星 Here's a gold star for you.
德鲁 哇 Oh, drew, wow!
要知道 大象是没有翅膀的 You know, elephants don't have wings,
不过我喜欢你的创意 but I like the way you're thinking.
埃文 你画了什么啊 Hey, Evan, what did you draw?
有很多红色啊 Oh. Um... That's a lot of red.
是血 It's blood.
好吧 Okay.
那么 So...
这男的一定是医生了 That man must be a doctor
他在给流血的人治伤 对吧 making the bloody man all better?
不 他在用刀捅他 捅进内脏里 No, he's stabbing him in the guts with a sword.
埃文 这画 Evan, that's...
有点儿吓人 Kind of a scary picture.
不啊 很好笑的 Nuh-unh, it's funny.
不 亲爱的 这画很不合时宜 No, honey, it's inappropriate,
特别是对你们的要求 especially when the assignment was
是画出能让你们感到快乐的东西 to make a picture that makes you happy.
这确实让我很快乐啊 This does make me happy.
我的小金星呢 Where's my gold star?
我就是没法习惯 大家都去工作了 I just can't get used to everyone working...
一开始是布里 然后是苏珊 现在是勒奈特 First Bree, then Susan, now Lynette.
全拜你所赐 Thank god for you.
我才能离开那幢无聊的房子 I just had to get out of that boring house.
你们姑娘们在一起都干吗 主要是聊八卦 So what do you gals do when you get together? Mostly gossip.
你有什么好八卦吗 Mm. You got any good gossip?
我听说爱德·西蒙斯买了辆哈雷车 Ooh. I heard ed Simmons got a Harley.
知道吗 我该回去了 You know, I should get back.
得了 让我喘口气 我还是新手呢 Come on. Give me a break. I'm still new at this. Okay.
我们从简单点儿的开始 发牢骚 We'll start with something a little easier... bitching.
这我能搞定 你尽管发 I can handle that. Bitch away.
我被卡洛斯惹急了 他很少回家 Well, I am so pissed at Carlos. He is never home.
一回家就什么也不想干 And when he is, he's too tired to do anything.
"什么"我是指做爱 And by "anything," I mean sex.
你没不舒服吧 Are you uncomfortable?
一点点 接着说 A little. Go on.
我们从没像这样过 Well, we've never had a drought like this.
都快两周了 It's been almost two weeks.
两周 这对你来说就太久了吗 Two weeks? And that's a drought for you?
是啊 最近卡洛斯就是不想做 Yeah. Lately, Carlos just doesn't want to do it.
你错了 男人总是想做的 Wrong. Guys always wanna do it.
真的吗 是啊 Really? Yeah.
即便是你很晚才到家 而且很累吗 Even if you're tired and get home late?
即便我们很晚到家 精疲力竭 Even if we're exhausted and late
还在腿上中了两枪 and been shot in the leg... Twice.
我们还是想做 We still want to.
所以你只要忽略那个疲惫的成年人 So you just gotta get past the tired adult to find
发掘出那个饥渴的青少年就好 the horny teenage boy inside.
茅塞顿开 Huh. That's good to know.
你很擅长这种女孩子间的聊天嘛 You're good at this girl talk thing.
好吧 谢了 Well, thanks.
那勒奈特说过什么关于我的性话题吗 So, um, does Lynette ever talk about me and sex?
好吧 我该回去了 Yeah, I should get back.
你叫我来就为这个 You called me down here for this?
这是一个孩子在踢足球 It's a kid playing with a soccer ball.
那是个人头 他在用小刀刺别人 It's a head, and he's stabbing someone with a sword.
也许那是在自卫 Well, maybe it was in self-defense.
梅尔先生 一般来说 孩子出现这样的行为 Mr. Mayer, generally, when kids exhibit this type of behavior,
是不太正常的 there's a problem.
抱歉 Excuse me.
我得接个电话 抱歉 I have to take this. Sorry.
喂 Hello?
谢谢你 让我儿子来上课的第一天惨淡收场 Thanks for ratting out my kid on his first day.
又不是我的错 我把这画给校心理医生看了 It's not my fault. I showed this to the school psychologist.
是她给校方看的 我没插手这事 你就武断是他的错吗 She gave it to the principal. My hands were tied. So right away it's Evan's fault?
你想没想过 Did you ever consider
也许他是不理解作业的要求呢 that he didn't understand the assignment?
我告诉全班 画出让他们感到快乐的画 I told the class to draw something that made them happy.
别的孩子画了小猫跟彩虹 All the other kids drew kittens and rainbows.
你儿子画了棍子后面插着小肠 Your son drew small intestines on the end of a stick.
咱们打开天窗说亮话吧 Let's cut to what this is really about.
你恨我 不想我儿子在你班上 You hate me, and you don't want my son in your class.
不是这样的 就是这样 That is not true! It is, too!
为咱俩的事 你还在惩罚我 You're still punishing me for what happened between us.
你一直走不出过去 You're stuck in the past
还把自己一团糟的生活怪在我头上 快来人打给吉尼斯世界记录吧 and blaming me for your screwed-up life! Okay, will someone call guinness?
你刚破了一句话里 Because you just set the world record
包含最多屁话的世界纪录 去死吧 for the biggest load of crap in one sentence. Oh, bite me!
我离开很久了吗 How long was I gone?
没事 霍布森先生 Uh... This is nothing, Mr. Hobson.
我们只是意见有点分歧 We were just having a difference of opinion.
没错 我的意见就是 Yeah, and my opinion is
你的老师不了解情绪有问题 your teacher doesn't understand the difference
跟创造力之间的差别 闭嘴 卡尔 between emotional problems and creativity. Shut up, Karl.
抱歉 你刚才是叫他闭嘴吗 Excuse me. Did you just tell him to shut up?
你知道 这是典型的"苏珊式"举动了 You know, this is typical "Susan" behavior.
你还奇怪为什么没男人能跟你呆在一起吗 And you wonder why no man can stay with you.
要是我告诉你 我们曾经结果12年的婚 Would this seem any less shocking
是不是能让你少惊讶点 if I told you we were once married for 12 years?
是丁斯莫尔先生吗 Yes, am I speaking to Mr. Dinsmore?
我是布里·范德坎普 Ah, this is Bree Van De Kamp.
也很高兴跟您聊天 Yes, it's nice to talk to you, too.
您肯定知道 您的公司 Well, as I'm sure you're aware,
对我的公司提出过几次收购提案 your company has made several offers to purchase mine.
是的 我知道我说过我没兴趣 Yes, I know I said I wasn't interested,
可我的私人生活发生了一些事情 but some things have happened in my personal life
我想 我准备好 and I think I'm ready to...
跟您交易了 Finally make a deal.
真的吗 Really?
那太好了 Well, that's wonderful.
不如 Why don't you, uh,
明天来我办公室 我们再聊呢 come to my office tomorrow and we'll talk?
再见 丁斯莫尔先生 Good-bye, Mr. Dinsmore.
得了 剩下的是你的 There you go. The rest is yours.
谢了 我不知道这是怎么了 Thanks. I don't know what it is.
每次我去商店 总能忘买东西 Every time I go to the market, there's stuff I forget.
我知道怎么回事 你老了 I know what it is. You're old.
戴夫在哪呢 宿营去了 So where's Dave? Camping.
宿营 多有趣啊 Ooh, camping. How fun.
享受户外的美好时光 Enjoying the great outdoors,
跟孩子们一起度周末 getting a bunch of teenage kids on prom weekend.
对他很好啊 Good for him.
听着 我知道你觉得他是个乖僻的神经病 Look, I know that you think he's some creepy psycho.
可你得知道 他过去有段痛苦的经历 But you should know that he has had a very hard life,
关于他的事 有些你不了解 and there are things about him that you don't understand.
比如呢 Like what?
他过去结过婚 Like he was married before,
他妻子死于一场车祸 and his wife died in an accident
同时遇难的 还有他三岁的女儿 along with their 3-year-old daughter.
伊迪 你确定吗 Oh, Edie. Are you sure?
是的 Yes.
所以要是有时 So if at times
他的行为举止有点奇怪 his behavior seems a little strange,
试着想想他背负的伤痛 try to remember the grief he's carrying.
你知道 我也失去过一个孩子 You know, I lost a kid.
确实会对人产生影响的 It does things to you.
怪不得他 No wonder he...
上帝啊 真希望我早点知道 Oh, god, I wish I'd known.
你现在知道了 Well, you do now.
下次遇见他 试着善解人意一点 So next time, try to be a little more understanding.
当然了 Of course.
你知道 我想喝杯酒 You know, I could use a drink.
来我家吧 我们听点狄恩·马丁 Come to my house and we'll crank up Dean Martin and...
再拌拌嘴啥的 Toss a few back.
来吧 Come on.
妈 Mom?
安德鲁 我没听见你进来了 Oh, Andrew. I didn't hear you come in.
那个叫丁斯莫尔的正在楼下等你 That dinsmore guy is waiting for you downstairs.
谢谢你 亲爱的 Thank you, dear.
我得说 布里 接到你电话我很惊讶 I must say, Bree. I was surprised to get your call.
你总说 你不可能会卖你公司的 You've always said you'd never sell your company.
布里觉得自己想跟家人多点时间相处 Bree has decided she wants more family time.
她是个很传统的女性 你知道 She's a very traditional woman, you know.
这也是我和她坠入爱河的原因之一 It's one of the reasons I fell in love with her.
你是说你完全不打算工作了吗 Does that mean you're going to stop working altogether?
我知道你的粉丝一直在盼你出下本书呢 I know your fans have been hoping for a second book,
我的太太也是哦 uh, my wife included.
那太好了 可我决定把精力集中在 That's sweet, but I've decided to focus
其他方面 on other pursuits at the moment.
她目前唯一的事业就是做好奥森·霍吉太太 Mm, yes, her sole ambition now is to be Mrs. Orson Hodge.
听起来有点自私 And at the risk of sounding selfish,
我很高兴 以后她只为我一人做饭 I'm glad I'll be the only one she's cooking for.
你看过我发过来的合同了吗 Were you able to look over the contracts I sent over? Oh, shoot.
我把它们放在楼上了 I left them upstairs. Oh. Well, I'll get them.
我带你看看办公室吧 办公室就要拆了 I'll show you the offices before we start the demolition.
办公室你也不要了 You're getting rid of your office?
是 我们不再需要了 No, we don't need it anymore,
而且布里知道我一直想要个娱乐室 and Bree knows I've always wanted a game room.
这是你"唯一的事业"吗 做好奥森·霍吉太太 So it's your "sole ambition" to be Mrs. Orson Hodge?
安德鲁 Andrew.
我还是要问 No, I-I have to ask.
你为什么要让奥森卖掉你的公司 Why are you letting Orson sell your company?
那是我的主意 It was my idea.
我的工作已经危害到我的婚姻 My work has been compromising my marriage.
我没意识到影响到了奥森 I didn't realize the toll it's been taking on Orson.
好吧 所以他不太开心 Okay, so he's unhappy.
让他去打打高尔夫 吃点治郁闷的药 Buy him some golf clubs, put him on lithium,
但你不能放弃你辛苦挣来的这一切 but don't give up everything you've worked so hard for.
安德鲁 你知道我的书为什么卖得那么好 Andrew, do you know why my book sold so well?
因为这书写的都是真实的 Because it was authentic.
正如同我写的 我一直坚信那些传统价值 I actually believe in the old-fashioned values I wrote about.
我认定 男人应该要为女人开门 I believe in men opening doors for ladies
孩子们应该尊重长辈 and children respecting their elders.
我也相信有时候 I also believe that sometimes
女人要为丈夫作出牺牲 women need to make sacrifices for their husbands.
如果我宣扬这种价值 I would be the worst kind of hypocrite
自己却无法履行 if I preached these values
那我就是最差的伪君子了 and then didn't follow them myself.
我明白了 你爱奥森 Okay, I get it. You love Orson,
你愿意卖掉公司来证明这点 and you're willing to sell your company to prove it.
我想 如果他爱你 What I'm wondering is, is if he loves you,
那他干嘛非要你放弃热爱的事业 why would he want you to stop doing what makes you happy?
你好 在忙吗 Hey. You busy?
什么事情 What is it?
我给你带来个小礼物 I brought you a little gift.
哦 很可爱 Oh. Cute.
我想 它会让你的收藏锦上添花 I thought it would be a nice addition to your collection. Uh-huh.
我知道是你 I knew it was you.
啥 Pardon?
你跟卡洛斯抱怨过我 You're the one who complained about me to Carlos.
我不知道你在说什么 I'm... not sure what you're talking about.
天哪 你在背后放冷箭 Oh, jeez. What, you knife me in the back,
现在又来装天真 and now you're gonna play stupid?
卡洛斯说有人对我有意见 Carlos said some people are having problems with me
我应该注意自己的行为 and that I should watch my demeanor.
我就想 究竟是谁 And I thought to myself, who are "some people"?
突然我想到了 一定是那个友好的邻居 And then it hit me... It's the chummy neighbor.
是的 我和卡洛斯说了几句 Okay, yes, Carlos and I spoke briefly,
但我想卡洛斯有点夸大 这是你的解释吗 but I thought he blew me off. So that's your defense?
你觉得背后陷害的策略失败了 You thought your backstabbing was unsuccessful?
我承认是有点弱 Well, I'll admit it's kind of flimsy,
等我想到更好的点子 but until I got something better...
下次对我再有意见 Okay, next time you have an issue with me,
直接来我办公室提 you know where my office is.
至于周五晚上加班的事情 Oh, and, uh, as far as Friday nights are concerned...
以后每周五晚上固定加班 Consider that a permanent work night.
别担心 Don't worry.
如果你的教育和你的办公室阴谋一样烂的话 If you're as bad at coaching as you are at office politics,
你女儿也没错过什么 your daughter won't be missing much.
合同拿到了 Found the contract.
所有事情都安排好了 Everything is in order.
我们只差签字了 丁斯莫尔先生 All we need now is your signature. Mr. Dinsmore, would you mind
如果你不介意我想和我丈夫说两句 if I speak to my husband for a moment?
好 我就在外面 Oh, yeah, please, go ahead. I'll... I'll be right outside.
怎么了 What's wrong?
这一切都发生的太快了 This is happening so fast.
是有一点 但这是你的主意 Yes, a bit. But it was your idea.
我现在有个新想法 Well, I have a new idea.
我想等等看 I'd like to wait.
等 我需要这个帮助我治疗 Wait? But I-I need this for my recovery.
就给我一年的时间 不过分吧 Just give me one year. That's not asking too much, is it?
你答应过我 你必须完成 You made me a promise. You need to stick to it.
奥森 想想看 我白手起家 创建这家公司 Orson, think about how I built this company from nothing,
这家公司让我感到我快乐 自豪 还有成就感 how it brings me joy and pride and a sense of accomplishment.
你真的想让我放弃这一切吗 Is that really something you want me to give up?
是的 Yes.
丁斯莫尔先生 请进来吧 Mr. Dinsmore, would you come back in, please?
好了吗 So are we ready?
不 Actually, no.
我不卖了 I'm not selling.
什么 Excuse me?
告诉你妻子 Tell your wife
我还打算再出第二本书 I will be doing that second book after all.
太遗憾了 Well, I'm... I'm sorry to hear that.
布里 Bree...
我怎么办 What about my problem?
我可能还会去偷东西 I might start stealing again.
偷吧 亲爱的 Steal what you must, my love.
但别想动我的公司 But it won't be my company.
看他 Look at him.
他已经睡着了 He's out like a light already.
他今天钓了一整天的鱼 That's what a long day of fishing does to you.
他需要养精蓄锐 Yeah, well, he's gonna need all of his energy
明天好好爬山 for our big hike tomorrow, right?
我可能不能跟你们去了 Actually, I don't think I'm gonna go with you guys.
我的膝伤发作 My knee's been kind of bothering me.
那我们就延迟一天 Okay, well, then why don't we wait till the next day
等你好一些 and see how you feel?
没事 你们去好了 我就在这等你们 No, no, it's fine. I'm just gonna hang out here.
而且两个人爬山应该很浪漫吧 Besides, it's such a romantic hike.
你们应该单独去 You guys should do it alone.
你总是这么体贴 You always have such a good attitude.
是吗 是 Do I? Uh-huh.
你总是从容不迫地对待所有事情 It seems like you take everything in stride, you know?
你总是很自然地就看到好的一面 Like you just naturally find the silver lining.
是啊 我希望是自然的 Yeah, I wish it were natural.
我一直告诉自己这样做 I had to teach myself to be this way.
发生过一些事情 With some of the stuff that's happened to me,
如果我不这样做 我可能活不下去 I never would've survived if I hadn't.
你的秘密是什么 So what's your secret?
我意识到 Oh, I realized that...
我一直在等着有人能帮我 I was waiting for somebody to fix things.
但没人来帮我 But no one was going to.
只能靠我自己 It was all up to me.
我不得不决定什么是最重要的 I had to decide what was important
并为之努力 and go after it.
我要让自己开心 I had to make myself happy.
那你现在开心了吗 Are you? Happy.
就快了 I'm gettin' there.
你为什么不去休息一会 Why don't you get some sleep?
明天会很累 You got a big day tomorrow.
露西 你为什么要开这个会 Come on, Lucy. Why would you agree to this meeting?
我们已经过度扩张业务了 Well, we're overextended as it is.
好吧 Fine.
七点会上见 Yeah, I'll see you at the conference room at 7:00 A.M.
亲爱的 Hi there.
嗨 亲爱的 Hey, babe.
你起来干什么 What are you doing up?
我睡不着 我觉得有点热 I couldn't sleep. I was a little hot.
这样好多了 That's better.
你看起来也有点热 You look a little warm yourself.
我想你干什么 Okay, I know where you're going with this. Oh, if that were true,
现在你的裤子应该脱到脚踝 your pants would be around your ankles right now.
加布 你要干什么啊 Gaby, what are you doing?
我来释放你的激情 I'm releasing the horny teen inside of you.
来吧 不要等了 该死 加布 Now come on. Two boobs, no waiting. Damn it, Gaby,
说好等到周末的 我累死了 不是我的问题 I thought we were gonna wait till the weekend. I'm tired. Not my problem.
也是你的问题 大卡洛斯累了 Actually, it is! You know, if big Carlos is tired,
小卡洛斯就没精神 that pretty much rules out little Carlos, too.
那你们两个都听好了 Now listen up, the pair of you.
为我的健康着想 我可不想穿内裤过夜 I haven't been sitting around in butt floss all night
你来解决这个 for my health. You're putting out.
我更喜欢这样 Oh! Ahh! That's more like it!
我现在醒了 Well, I'm awake now.
事实上 In fact...
不如我们来点火辣的 Mind if we spice it up a bit?
我都忘了他们放在床头柜 I forgot these were in the nightstand.
一定很有趣 This is gonna be fun.
感觉如何 Mm-hmm. There. How's that?
很紧 我喜欢 我也是 Tight, just the way I like it. Me, too.
晚安 Mmm. Good night.
卡洛斯你去哪 Carlos, where you going?
抓紧睡个几小时 然后继续工作 To go grab a few hours sleep before I have to get back to work.
卡洛斯 回来 卡洛斯 Carlos, get back here! Carlos!
至少帮我抓抓鼻子 Could you at least scratch my nose?!
艾米 很可爱 Amy, that is very sweet.
我喜欢你用的颜色 I love the colors you used.
丹妮尔 这很漂亮 Oh, Danielle, that is just beautiful. Hmm.
埃文 这很好看 Oh. Evan, that is very pretty.
你完成我要求的作业 干得好 You did the assignment just like I asked. Good job!
这不是我的 That's not mine.
安妮让我帮她交 Annie asked me to bring hers up for her.
下面那张是我的 This one's mine.
别吵醒他 Shh! Shh! Shh! Oh! Don't wake him up.
我知道 走吧 I know. Ow! Come on.
我知道 I know.
那边是什么 咱们回去 What is that? Let's just go back. Let's go back.
我都知道了 你马上回家 伊迪 []
我听见枪响 是来福枪 I heard a gunshot. It sounded like a hunting rifle.
差点打中凯瑟琳 你们还好吗 Yeah, it almost hit Katherine. You guys all right?
我没事 这是国家公园 Yeah, I think so. Hey, this is a state park.
没人在这打猎 我想那些打猎的不在乎这些 People aren't supposed to be hunting here. Well, I guess these guys don't care about that.
咱们离开这吧 好 当然 I just wanna get out of here. Please? Yeah, of course.
回去收拾行囊 然后咱们就离开 We'll, uh, go back and pack, and we'll leave.
对不住 伙计 Well, sorry, man.
我也很遗憾 Me, too.
胡安妮塔 西利娅 穿好衣服 Juanita! Celia! Get your coats on!
我们去找爸爸 We're going to see daddy.
让我看看 好的 你知道 Let me see it. Okay, just so you know,
我可以直接把它交给心理学家的 I should be bringing this to the psychologist.
但我没有 考虑到你所谓的个人看法 But I didn't, because this kind of "self-expression"
不利于解决问题 拿来吧 usually gets a kid expelled. Just let me see it.
该死 Aw, hell.
对啊 该死 Yeah, "aw, hell."
你遇上麻烦了 You got a problem here, Karl.
你儿子内心充满了愤怒 Your son's got some serious anger issues,
你需要去了解他在想些什么 and you need to figure out what's going on.
我知道是怎么回事 这是他妈妈 I know what's going on. This is his mom.
玛丽莎 Marisa?
那他为什么把她画成这样 Well, why would he draw a picture of her like this?
她六周前离开我们了 She left us... Six weeks ago.
卡尔 Oh. Karl...
有天我醒来 I woke up one day
看见她收拾好行李站在那里 to find her standing there with her bags packed.
她说她受够了 She said she was overwhelmed,
她爱埃文 that she loved Evan
但她不适合做妈妈 but she wasn't cut out to be a mother.
她就一走了之了? So she just left?
什么都得靠我了 So here I am, alone,
抚养他长大 raising this boy.
显然我不是个好父亲 And it's obvious I'm not doing a very good job.
你很高兴看见我这样吧 You must be loving this.
怎么这么说? Why?
因为我也曾这样对你 'Cause I did the exact same thing to you.
现在我能理解为什么再见到我时 Oh. Yeah. You know, I can understand why you react the way you do
你会有那样的反应 when you bump into me,
你为什么那么生气 why it bothers you.
现在我总算明白了 I never really got it until just now.
我过去常希望 I used to hope that one day,
你能体会到我的心情 you would know what this felt like,
这一天终于来了 and now that you do...
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
嗨 勒奈特 Oh! Hey, Lynette! Hi!
办公室真漂亮 我知道你在忙 不打扰你工作 Great office. I see you're busy. Don't let me disturb you.
她们就呆一会 I just wanted to drop off the girls
我有事找卡洛斯 so I could talk to Carlos for a sec.
好的 孩子们 好好玩 All right, girls, have fun with aunt Lynette.
你想用礼物收买我? 加布 你来的不是时候 You think you can buy me off with presents? Gaby, now is not a good time.
是啊 我应该说 好吧 我们晚上再谈 Well, I'd say let's talk about it tonight,
但天知道你回不回来 but who knows if you're even gonna come home?
该死 Damn it, Gaby.
你逼我接手这份工作 You're the one that pushed me to take this job.
我照做了 And ever since I did,
但换来的是你不停的抱怨 all you've done is complain about how hard I'm working.
对不起 你是对的 我只是...害怕 You're right, and I'm sorry. It's just... I'm scared.
我们会重蹈覆辙 We're turning into what we used to be.
我在家不开心 I'm unhappy at home,
而你每天都工作 然后买礼物敷衍我 you're always working, trying to buy me off with presents,
到了最后 对感情都倦了 too tired to make me feel loved.
卡洛斯 我们错过 We've made these mistakes before, Carlos.
看在上帝的份上 我们不要再这么做了 For god sakes, let's not make 'em again.
我同意 加布 I made a commitment here, Gaby.
但我现在不能抽身 I don't think I can just bail.
我知道你不能 I know you can't,
所以我才那么怕 and that's the part that really scares me.
好无聊啊 We're bored.
我不是给你们拿饮料了吗? Hey, I got you sodas, didn't I?
还让你们喂了碎纸机 And I let you feed the paper shredder.
没有玩具吗 没有 不过我有一个打孔机 Don't you have any toys? No. I got a hole puncher.
对不起 我只有这些了 来 Sorry. That's the best I could do. Come on.
我们能玩那些小玻璃吗 What about those glass things?
好漂亮 我可以摸一下吗 They're pretty. Can I hold one?
亲爱的 它们不是拿来玩的 Oh, sweetie, those aren't to play with,
除非你想看某人疯掉 not unless you wanna see someone go completely bonkers.
它们看起来太好玩了 Actually, they do look like a lot of fun.
我怎能阻止你们 If only I had the power to stop you...
你们在干什么 What the hell are you doing?!
在玩啊 要不你觉得我们在干什么 We're playing. What does it look like?
是你的小孩吗 Are these your kids?
她们在我办公室玩我的小雕像 'Cause they were in my office playing with my figurines,
那些可是非常值钱 意义重大的东西 which are imported. They're worth a lot of dinero.
你知道我在说什么吗 Do you even understand what I'm saying?!
她在吼什么 不知道 我也才看见 What's with the yelling? I don't know. I'm just as worried as you are.
好 让我说得更明白一些 Look, let me boil it down for you.
工作 可以 Office? Sí.
日托 不行 Day care? No!
露西 发生什么事了 Lucy, what's going on?
显然一些人不知道 Apparently, some people don't understand
这是工作的地方 that this is a place of business,
不是带小孩的地方 and they need to keep their kids at home!
那你应该把怒气撒向我 Then I guess you should yell at me.
她们是我的小孩 亲爱的 过来 These are my kids. Come here, sweetie.
我不知道 Oh, jeez. I, uh, I didn't know that.
我以为是她的孩子 因为她们... I-I thought they were hers 'cause they're...
走吧 Could you just go?
对不起 Um... I'm sorry.
如果她们不是我的小孩 So what if they were?
你就会那么粗鲁吗 我道过歉了 That's the way you talk to people? I said I'm sorry.
我花了太多精力在生意上 Look, I-I am trying so hard to make this deal happen.
我想我压力太大了 I guess the stress is just getting to me.
每个人都有压力 也许这件事正好 It's getting all of us. Maybe it's a sign
说明我们需要改变一下我们做事的方式 we should change the way we do things around here.
我们正在努力和大公司竞争 We are trying to play with the big boys, Carlos.
现在放弃是不明智的 Now is not the time to pull back.
你不想公司成功吗 Don't you want this company to succeed?
我建立的公司人与人之间是友好的 I wanna build a company that treats its people well
他们每晚可以回家 和家人在一起 and lets them go home at night to see their families.
我知道我的脾气不太好 Look, I know I don't have the greatest beside manner.
你雇我是让我帮你打造一间最好的公司 But you hired me to take this company to number one.
如果你后悔了 Now if you don't want to do that,
我或许不适合和你共事 I'm probably not your girl.
我也这么想的 I was just thinking the same thing.
你怎么了 Wow. What happened to you?
以前的你凡事都争第一 The old Carlos would do anything to be the best.
今非昔比了 I guess I'm not the old Carlos anymore.
好吧 Fine.
别忘了拿走你的小动物们 Don't forget your little animals!
奥森 和我上楼吧 Orson, please come upstairs.
睡沙发对你的背不好 I know what that couch does to your back.
别担心我 我没事 Don't worry about me. I'll be fine.
我知道你现在很失望 但你必须知道 I know you're disappointed right now, but you have to know,
我确实想要让你快乐 I really do want to find some way for you to be happy.
我也是 So do I.
你不把东西拿回去 Hey, don't you want your stuff?
我明天来拿 行吗? 我想快点回家 Oh, can I get it tomorrow? I just really want to get home.
伊迪? Edie?
我经常在想 I always wondered
你为什么就这么想在紫藤郡生活 why you were so determined to live on Wisteria Lane.
你说过我们会在这里生活得很幸福 You said you thought we'd be happy here,
我试过去相信你 and I wanted to believe you.
但事实上你只是 But it turned out that you...
想接近麦克·德尔非诺 Just wanted to be close to Mike Delfino.
谁给你的 Who gave you that?
没人给我 Nobody gave it to me.
我做过调查 你不会觉得我笨到连这也不会吧 I did research. You think I'm too stupid to do research?
伊迪 这说明不了什么 Edie, listen. This doesn't mean anything.
上面什么都写了 意外 麦克无罪释放 It's all there... the accident, Mike's acquittal,
还提到... and even a little mention of how...
大卫是如何难过 David dash
甚至不能去参加葬礼 couldn't make it to the funeral
因为他精神崩溃了 because he had a nervous breakdown.
听我说 亲爱的 Honey, look.
听我解释 Just give me a chance to explain.
你现在想解释了 Oh, so now you want to explain?
好 那就先解释为什么 Okay, why don't you start
想和我结婚吧 by explaining why you married me?
因为我爱你 I married you because I love you.
不是 你和我结婚只是想掩饰 No! You married me because you needed a cover story
这样你就能接近害你家破人亡的凶手 so you could get close to the man who killed your family.
荒谬 That's ridiculous.
是啊 太疯狂了 Yeah, it's insane.
但这是事实 But that's why you did it.
你接下来的计划是什么 So what are you gonna do now?
去伤害他吗 You gonna hurt him?
我的意思是... I mean...
那是唯一 You know, that's the only...
符合逻辑的解释 Logical explanation.
我只是想知道 And my only question is...
你还在等什么 What the hell have you been waiting for?
亲爱的 你可能不舒服了 Honey, you're not feeling well.
我们上去休息了吧 Let's get you upstairs into bed.
变态佬 告诉我事实 Tell me the truth, you freak.
你来这里就是为了干掉麦克·德尔非诺吗 Did you move us here to hurt Mike Delfino?
他毁掉了... He destroyed...
我至爱的一切 Everything I ever loved,
他从来没有得到惩罚 and he was never punished.
我要主持公道 I need to make things right.
为什么 Why?
为什么你要这么做 Why did you have to do this?
我们本可以很幸福的 We could've been so happy.
你要干什么 What are you doing?
我要告诉他 I'm gonna tell him before you...
我不要你做傻事 伊迪 不要 Before you do something stupid. Edie, don't.
把它给我 Give me that.
不 No! Aah!
滚出去 给我滚出去 Get out of here! Just get the hell out!
我要报警了 听到没 I'm calling the police! Do you hear me?
啊 Aah!
生活中总是充满了令人震惊的事 Yes, life is full of nasty shocks.
这一些事情 And they always seem to occur
往往不请自来 when we least expect them.
一旦我们的身体遭遇此事 And once our system has been jolted,
问题就来了 我们会幸存下来吗 the question becomes, will we survive?