《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on...
勒奈特又成了职业女性 汤姆的生活倍感充实 Lynette went back to work, and Tom filled his days...
你对女性的话题很擅长 谢谢 You're good at this girl talk thing. Well, thanks.
那你知道他偷窃的原因吗 为了伤害你 Do you at least know why he steals? I steal to hurt you.
布里尽力理解丈夫的问题 Bree struggled to understand her husband's problem,
而在街道另一边 while down the street,
伊迪终于弄清楚了她丈夫的计划 Edie finally figured out her husband's plan... You married me
你跟我结婚就是为了 接近那个害死你家人的人 他从未受任何惩罚 so you could get close to the man who killed your family. He was never punished.
啊 Aah!
瑞斯·凯普是位幸存者 Rose kemper was a survivor.
从她眼神中就能看出端倪 You could see that by looking into her eyes.
她亲自葬夫 She had buried one husband,
抚养5个孩子 given birth to five children,
经历过病痛 破产的折磨 survived illness, bankruptcy,
甚至牙齿掉光的疼痛 even the loss of her teeth...
结果就是 As a result,
瑞斯·凯普无所畏惧 Rose kemper was no longer afraid of anything.
不幸的是 那晚爬进她窗户里的那个男人 Sadly, the man who climbed into her window that night
对此一无所知 was unaware of this...
但瑞斯很乐意给他点颜色瞧瞧 But Rose was more than happy to explain it to him.
滚出去 快滚 Get out of here! Just get the hell out!
我要给警察打电话 你听到吗 I'm calling the police. Do you hear me?!
凯普夫人 Mrs. Kemper?
凯瑟琳 你来这做什么 Katherine! What are you doing here?
我听说你感觉不太好 Oh, I heard you weren't feeling well,
所以给你带了点花 so I brought you some flowers. Ohh.
医生说你心脏病险些复发 The doctors tell me you had a mild heart attack.
他们告诉你原因了吗 Did they tell you why?
是死神 It was death.
他来找我了 He came for me.
死神去找你了 Death came for you?
但是我用棒球棍把他赶走了 But I chased him out with my baseball bat.
而且我还狠狠打了他一顿 就在脑门上 I gave him a good whack, too, right on the old noggin.
他们给你注射了多少吗啡 How much morphine do they have you on?
我有个放摆设的架子 You know that shelf where I keep my knickknacks?
他想偷走 He tried to take one.
死神也收集摆设 Death collects knickknacks.
他带不走我 就把另一个女人带走了 And when he couldn't get me, he went after that other lady...
那个撞到电线杆的女人 The one who crashed.
伊迪·布利特 Edie Britt?
是她 我什么都看到了 Oh, yes, and I saw everything.
死神摇摇晃晃走到街道上 Death just staggered out into the street,
举起了手 and he raised his hands
让她撞到了电线杆上 and he made her run into that light pole.
凯瑟琳 Katherine...
你相信我说的话吧 You believe me, don't you?
我从不说谎的 Oh, I would never make anything like this up.
我相信你不会的 I know you wouldn't, sweetheart.
我明天再来看你 Listen, I'll stop by tomorrow.
你先休息会儿 好吧 You just get your rest, okay?
凯瑟琳 Uh, Katherine?
你如果看到死神藏在大厅里 If you see death lurking in the hall,
告诉他不要到这边来 you tell him he better not come around here,
因为我一点也不怕他 'cause I am not afraid of him.
是的 瑞斯·凯普什么也不怕 No, Rose kemper was not afraid of anything...
但那个闯进她家的男人 But the man who had broken into her home...
现在却很怕她 Was now very afraid of Rose kemper.
为了掩盖真相 The fact is everyone does it...
人们有时把垫子翻过来 Sometimes with the help of an overturned cushion...
时而用大盆栽来遮蔽丑行 Sometimes by means of a large potted plant...
或者用衬衣上的扣子 来掩盖事实 Other times using the top button of a shirt.
是的 人人都会掩藏些事 Yes, everyone has something
不想让好打听的人知道 they want to keep hidden from prying eyes...
很难相信你这伤是摔倒弄的 It's hard to believe you got this bump just by falling.
但一些人比别人更擅长于掩盖 But some people are better at cover-ups than others.
我知道 但就这么发生了 I know, but that's what happened.
我出去散步 被绊了一脚 然后就这样了 I went for a walk, I tripped, and I hit my head on the curb.
恩 现在看起来好多了 Okay, well, everything's looking much better.
这周末就可以出院了 I see no reason why he shouldn't be released this weekend.
真的吗 这么快 Really? That soon?
你可以下午来接他 You can pick him up in the afternoon.
奥森 你出院前我再过来看一次 Orson, I'll check in one more time before you go.
你看起来 Well, you don't seem all that thrilled
并不怎么期盼我回家 about the prospect of me coming home.
亲爱的 我不是不想你回去 Honey, I don't mean to be negative.
只是 It's just...
还会发生什么事 What's gonna happen?
你还会继续偷东西对我撒谎吗 Will you keep stealing and lying to me?
我爱你 但我实在受不了那些了 I love you, but I just can't put up with that anymore.
别担心 一切都会不一样了 Don't worry. Things are gonna be different.
我最近想了很多 How? Well, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately,
我终于 决定 要快乐起来 and I've decided... Finally, to be happy.
你怎么能决定这种事情 How can you just decide something like that?
听着 Look...
我生命中有些东西是不喜欢的 There are things that I don't like about my life,
但好的东西还是很多的 but there is so much that is good.
我真的要冒险失去一切吗 Do I really wanna risk losing everything?
我是说 如果我能决定愤怒和嫉妒的话 I mean, if I can decide to be resentful and jealous,
我同样也能决定快乐 I can damn well decide to be happy...
成为你值得去爱的老公 And be the kind of husband that you deserve.
你是说真的吗 Do you really mean that?
真的 I do.
希望如此 因为我再也受不了你撒谎了 I hope so, because I just cannot take any more lying.
再也不会了 You won't have to.
我可以向你保证 I can promise you that.
大卫 Dave?
有人吗 Hello?
大卫 Dave?
他不说话 现在我开始担心了 He didn't answer. Okay, now I'm starting to get worried.
我前几天把餐盘放那里了 Yeah, I left that casserole three days ago,
现在还在那 and it's still there.
好奇怪松鼠居然没吃掉 也许它们去了 I'm surprised the squirrels haven't gotten to it. Maybe they did.
有人在周围看到死松鼠吗 即使大卫想一个人待着 Anybody seen any dead squirrels around here? Even if Dave wants to be alone,
我们也要确保他好好的 我们欠伊迪的 we have to make sure he's taken care of. We owe it to Edie.
我们还是尽量让他接受我们的帮助 I say we keep showing up here until he lets us help him.
我们要叽叽喳喳 坚持不懈 We need to be annoying and persistent.
我们对此比较擅长 那谁过会来看看他 We're good at that. So who can come by later and check on him?
我想来 但我要工作 I'd do it, but I'm working late.
我一天都要在教室里待着 之后还要开会 I'm in the classroom all day, and I have meetings after.
我要准备一套晚宴 我有一个园艺俱乐部的聚会 I have a rehearsal dinner to cater. Ugh, and I have a garden club meeting.
你参加园艺俱乐部了 You're in a garden club?
是的 刚加入的 Yeah, I just joined.
等等 不会真有园丁 在这个俱乐部吧 Wait. There wouldn't happen to be actual gardeners in this club, would there?
有你穿这么劲爆的园丁吗 别人让你进吗 Hot shirtless gardeners with great abs and learner's permits?
真是越来越有趣了 Gee, this bit just gets funnier and funnier.
我们这么逗你是因为我们喜欢 Oh, we tease because we love.
说回到大卫 我会让迈克去看他 Now back to Dave. I'll ask Mike to check in on him.
那太好了 记得告诉他要"叽叽喳喳 坚持不懈" That'd be great. Remember to tell him "annoying and persistent."
我可以做另外一个餐盘 是啊 他受的还不够 And I can make another casserole. Yeah, 'cause he hasn't suffered enough.
这种调侃我最喜欢了 That's a bit that I never get tired of.
大卫 在吗 Dave? Hello?
我是迈克 It's Mike.
大卫 Dave?
抱歉直接闯进来 Hey, I'm, uh, sorry to barge in.
只想确定你没事 I just want to make sure you're okay.
凯瑟琳给你做了千层面 Katherine made you lasagne.
感觉吃点东西会好点 Thought I'd be a good idea to eat something.
想让我给你拿个盘子吗 Want me to get you a plate?
我很好 I'm good.
你要挺过去 You'll get through this.
伙计 你会挺过去的 Buddy, you will.
听着 我也经历过 Look, I have gone through some really...
你那什么都不是 You've gone through nothing.
如果你还站在这里 And if you stand there
试图给我说你能理解我的感受 and try to tell me you understand how I feel,
我发誓 我会发狂的 I swear to god, I'm gonna lose my mind.
我只想帮帮你 你帮不了 I'm just trying to help. You can't, okay?
那你为什么不去找凯瑟琳 So why don't you go back to Katherine
过你那快乐的小日子 让我一人静静 and your happy little life and leave me the hell alone?
你是对的 You're right.
我不知道你都经历了什么 I don't have any idea what you're going through.
亲爱的 我回来了 Sweetie, I'm home.
周二别有什么计划 Hey. Hey. Don't make plans on Tuesday.
我们要去索利斯家吃饭 We're having dinner at the Solis' and...
你怎么了 What's that look on your face?
没有再吃乳制品吧 You didn't eat dairy again, did you?
我一直在健身 No. I've been working out.
如果你喜欢 我让你摸下 Oh. If you're good, I'll let you cop a feel.
不用了 从这就可以看到 Hmm. That's okay. I can see it from here.
很棒 Thrilling.
你真香 Pfft. Mwah. You smell good.
我刚洗了个澡 Mm. I just took a shower,
我知道你想干什么 and I know where you're going with this... Mm.
但我实在太累了 勒奈特 拜托 But I am exhausted. Oh, come on, Lynette. Please?
发牢骚了 真火辣 Ooh. Whining... that's hot.
好吧 Fine.
我们来嘿咻吧 Let's have sex.
但我警告你 我只是躺在这 But I warn you, I'm just gonna lie here,
一直对你抱怨 等这该死的事情结束 resenting you the whole time, waiting for this hell to be over.
没问题 只要你肯 Okay. If you're sure.
汤姆 Tom! Mmm.
别这样 好 好 不做了 Come on! All right, all right. Okay, forget it.
等等 Wait. Y...
你刚刚洗了澡 在哪 You just took a shower? Where?
公司 At work.
我不知道你那还有浴室 Didn't know you had a shower there.
我没有 卡洛斯有 I don't. Carlos does.
那你去了卡洛斯的办公室 So you went into Carlos' office,
直接脱光然后洗澡 stripped naked and took a shower?
不是 我进了他的 浴室 No, I went into Carlos' bathroom,
把门关上 然后脱光开始洗澡 closed the door, then stripped naked and took a shower.
我听着不舒服 他要是进去怎么办 I'm not comfortable with this. What if he walked in?
如果他要求的话 我可以考虑 我没跟你开玩笑 Then maybe I'd get that raise I've been asking for. This isn't funny.
你一天跟他相处16个小时 You already spend 16 hours a day with the guy,
有时还全身湿透 赤身裸体好几个小时 and now I find out that some of those hours,
好几个小时 两分钟而已 you are naked and wet. Hours? It was two minutes.
又不是点着蜡烛 It's not like I'm lighting candles
听着巴里·怀特(北美男歌手) 我不介意 我不喜欢这样 and putting on Barry white. I don't care. I want it to stop.
行 Fine.
我应该刚刚给做了 现在好好睡觉 I should've just had sex. I'd be asleep by now.
女士们 市议会要求我们 Oh, and, ladies, we have been asked by the city council
美化主要街道的中央分禾器 to beautify the center divider on main street.
所以要确定下周二没别的安排 So make sure your calendars are clear next Tuesday.
我知道我在园丁俱乐部是新人 I know I'm new here at the garden club,
但为什么干这些活 but what's with all the gardening?
我以为我们只是 I thought this was just an excuse
聚在一起 发发牢骚 喝酒狂欢呢 要怪就怪爱德娜 那个花卉法西斯分子 to get together for bitchin' and boozin'. Blame edna, the flower fascist.
我们刚加入时 Yeah, when we first joined,
经常坐在柳椅上 we used to sit around in wicker chairs,
喝喝玛格丽特鸡尾酒 赏赏花 我爱死玛格丽特鸡尾酒了 drinking margaritas and just looked at the flowers. Oh, I'd kill for a Margarita.
女士们 不要聚在一起 颜色要分开 Don't cluster, ladies. Vary the colors.
我也爱死她了 And she's the one I'd kill.
谁是这里真正的负责人 I mean, really, who died and left her in charge?
爱丽丝.库恩兹 开车时癫痫病发 Alice koontz. Grand mal seizure while driving. Oh.
我们要阻止这个爱德娜 Well, this edna has got to be stopped.
怎么阻止 How?
天哪 你要罢工了是吧 我加入 Oh, my god. You're planning a coup, aren't you? I'm in.
我也加入 Me, too.
我们三个人了 还能找到谁 Well, that's three. Who else can we get?
朱迪也会参加 Definitely Judy.
泰瑞讨厌这一切 And Terry's allergic to everything.
只要稍稍刺激她一下 她就会 One bee sting, and she blows up like...
像朱迪一样 加入我们 Well, like, Judy.
那个穿工装裤的女人怎么样 How about the woman in the overalls?
菲里丝 她超喜欢喝酒 Phyllis? She just got her second d.U.I.
如果有鸡尾酒的话 她肯定来 If there's cocktails, she's in.
那我们现在6个人了 Okay, so the lush gives us six.
她们呢 不行 她们都是爱德娜的朋友 What about them? No way. They're all friends of edna's.
好了 她们6个人 我们也是6个 Mm. All right, so they have six, and we have six.
我们的决胜局开始了 We're gonna need a tiebreaker.
男的也可以加入吗 Hey, uh, are men allowed to join the group?
我觉得可以 I don't know why they wouldn't be.
女士们 准备好你们的调酒器吧 Ladies, start your blenders.
奥森 听说你想见我 Orson, I heard you wanted to see me.
是的 凯科医生 Yes, Dr. Kagen.
我听说 你是对面的那位女士的主治医生 I heard you're treating a lady across the hall.
你是说瑞斯·凯普吗 是 她其实是我的邻居 Uh, you mean Rose kemper? Yeah, she's actually my neighbor.
我想知道她怎么样 I wanted to know how she's doing. Sorry. I can't discuss her condition
抱歉 我不能和没有亲属关系的人谈论病人情况 with anyone she's not related to.
这是个问题 Oh. Well, that's a problem.
你看 她没有家人 也没有朋友 See, she has no family or friends, for that matter.
而且 因为她痴呆了 And, uh, because of her dementia...
谁说她痴呆了 Who said she has dementia?
你肯定听过她说的一些不知所云的疯话 Well, certainly you've heard some of her bizarre ramblings.
如果她没痴呆 If she doesn't have dementia,
同样还是让人担忧 it's something just as troubling.
她一直在说令人不安的话 She has been saying some very disturbing things.
但我不觉得这是个大问题 But I wasn't aware it was an ongoing situation.
不 这是个大问题 Oh, yes, it is.
我很担心 她回到她的大房子后 And I'm so worried about her going back to that big house
没人照顾她 with no one to look after her.
我不喜欢社会服务部门牵扯进来 Hmm. I hate to get social services involved.
他们可能会把她接进国立的疗养院 They'd probably just stick her in some state-run facility.
真遗憾啊 Oh, that would be a shame.
但如果她最后误伤自己或其他人呢 But what if she ends up hurting herself or someone else?
我又不是律师 I mean, I'm no lawyer,
难道医院不应该负责任吗 but wouldn't the hospital be liable?
你好 佩妮 你上学是不是晚了 Hey, penny. Aren't you gonna be late for school?
我那些白痴哥哥把我的作业给藏起来了 长不大的家伙 My stupid brothers hid my homework. Real mature.
你妈妈准备好了吗 Is your mom ready?
她正在冲澡 She's in the shower.
什么 What?
勒奈特 Lynette!
卡洛斯 你早了 Carlos, you're early!
你没收到我的短信吗 会议提前了 Didn't you get my text? The meeting got moved up.
该死 我这就下去 Oh, crap. I'll be right there!
勒奈特 你没事吧 Aah! Lynette, you okay?
勒奈特 Lynette?
你还好吧 Are you all right?
如果你不出声 我就要进去了 If you don't answer me, I'm coming in there.
天哪 Oh, my god.
好的 医生 谢谢 再见 All right, doctor. Thank you. Bye.
他说 因为你失去知觉的时间不长 He says that since you weren't out very long,
应该没什么大碍 你也不用担心会议 you should be fine. And don't worry about the meeting.
我把它推迟到午饭了 我可以自己处理 不 我没事 我可以去 I pushed it to lunch, and I can handle it alone. No, I'm fine. I-I want to go.
你确定吗 You sure? Mm-hmm.
好 等你穿上衣服 Okay, I'll let you get dressed.
卡洛斯 一个小问题 Hey, Carlos, quick question for ya.
我只记得 我在洗澡 没穿衣服 Last thing I remember, I was in the shower, naked,
我去捡肥皂 reaching for the soap.
然后我就在床上了 盖着毯子 Then I was here on the bed, under a blanket...
还是没穿衣服 Still naked.
我想问 And my question is,
我是怎么从那边到这边的 how did I get from there to here?
我把你抬过来的 Well... I carried you.
这就是说 你看到我 Uh-huh. Which means you saw me...
勒奈特 我当时只想 Lynette, the only thing I was thinking about
你会不会出事 was were you gonna be all right?
好 真的谢谢你 Oh, well, I appreciate that.
如果咱们对这件事情守口如瓶 And here's something else I'd appreciate...
我会更感激你 Could we not tell anyone else about this?
不告诉任何人吗 我可是第一次当英雄 Not tell anyone? I'm a first-time hero.
这可是我今年圣诞节吹嘘的主要事迹 This was gonna be my lead item in this year's Christmas letter.
如果汤姆知道的话 他可能要发疯了 If Tom finds out, he'll freak.
他总有些奇怪的想法 He has this weird thing
他觉得他应该是唯一能看到我的裸体的人 about being the only guy who gets to see me naked.
好 我不会说 穿上衣服咱们走吧 You got it. Now get dressed. We gotta go.
你能不能到外面等我 Could you maybe step outside?
我一天只展示一次 I only do one show a day. Sorry.
来了 Here you go!
爱德娜 这是你的无糖可乐 Edna, here's your diet soda.
希望你一直保持身材 Try to keep your pants on.
我不想泼冷水 You know, I don't mean to be a killjoy,
今天我们会去种花草吗 but are we gonna do any planting today?
这里面有些种子 请随便吧 There's some seeds in this. Knock yourself out.
帕蒂 你不介意我把汤姆借走一秒钟吧 Patty, do you mind if I steal Tom for a sec?
好 就一秒哦 Okay, but only a sec.
怎么了 Okay. What's up?
首先 你真是好人 今天来帮我们 First of all, you're a real prince for coming today.
由于你 我们的政变成功了 Thanks to you, our coup is complete.
不用谢 No problem.
我知道你肯定无聊死了 Anyway, I know you must be bored silly,
你可以走 去吧 so go ahead and make your escape.
事实上 我想留下来 Actually, I'm thinking of staying.
我过得很愉快 和大家聊得很开心 I'm having a great time, meeting some nice people.
关于这点 我得警告你 Yeah, about that... I gotta warn you.
帕蒂总是喜欢勾搭已婚男人 Patty's kinda got a thing for married men.
帕蒂 不会吧 她只是人很好 Oh, Patty? No! No, no. She's just being nice.
不 她喜欢这样 她什么都愿意给你 Yes, she's like that. She'll give you the bra off her back.
我们只是在聊天 We're just talkin'.
哦 汤姆 你的胳膊真壮啊 "Oh, Tom, what big arms you have"...
这种聊天吗 That kind of talkin'?
这个 好吧 Oh, that. Okay, fine.
好了 知道啦 听你的 Fine. Point taken.
好 现在 如果你不介意 Okay, great. Now if you'll excuse me,
我要继续"种花"了 I have to get back to my gardening.
所以奥森决定要快乐 So Orson's decided to be happy.
这不是很好吗 Isn't that great?
他听起来很诚恳 He sounded very sincere.
我相信 I'll bet.
那他准备要多快乐 So just how happy is he going to be?
他是会在工作的时候吹口哨呢 Will he whistle while he works,
还是说他会围着房子欢快的跳 or will he just skip around the house occasionally?
我可没教过你说话这么恶毒 I did not raise you to be bitchy.
是 你没教 你教我当笑面虎 No, you raised me to be passive-aggressive.
毒舌 这是我自学的 My bitchiness... That was self-taught.
留着到鲍勃和李的卡拉OK聚会上说吧 Well, save it for those karaoke parties at Bob and Lee's.
我可不觉得有趣 I am not amused.
妈 你心智被蒙蔽了 Mom, your b.S. Meter might be broken,
但是我很清醒 but mine works just fine.
奥森在搞什么鬼 Orson's up to something.
我可以理解你为什么有点刻薄 Well, I can understand why you're a bit cynical,
但我要再给他一次机会 but I'm giving him another chance.
他是我丈夫 我还爱他 He's my husband, and I still love him.
他从你朋友那里偷东西 He's been stealing stuff from your friends.
他还想让你卖掉你的公司 He tried to get you to sell your business.
我知道 I know.
好 Fine.
去吧 把他接回来吧 Go ahead. Take him back.
但如果你发现奥森又跳又唱 But while you're watching Orson skip and sing,
我就去找离婚律师 以防万一 I'll be looking up divorce lawyers, just in case.
苏珊 你在吗 Susan, you here?
我在厨房 In the kitchen.
你干嘛刷房顶 Why are you mopping the ceiling?
我在做饭 I was cooking, all right?
锅盖 Lids.
苏珊 你真的要开始用锅盖了 Susan, you really gotta start using lids.
有时候是炉子的问题 Sometimes it's the stove's fault.
我昨晚去看大卫了 So I, uh, saw Dave last night.
怎么样 How'd that go?
很不好 他情绪很低落 Not good. He's in a really dark place.
他对我发脾气 He kinda lashed out at me.
对你 为什么 At you? Why?
我不知道 很突然 I don't know. It's like all of a sudden,
他憎恨我和凯瑟琳的感情 he resents my happiness with Katherine.
太奇怪了 可能也不奇怪 尤其当妻子去世了 That's weird. Maybe not. When your wife dies,
看到其他人有自己的爱人 it must be depressing
一定很受打击 to see other people in a loving relationship.
或许你该去看看他 Hey, maybe you could look in on him.
是 不该这么说 Yeah, yeah, that didn't come out right.
我知道你意思 I know what you meant.
我明天会去看他 I'll stop by tomorrow and see him.
谢啦 Thanks.
伊迪的事情 You know, this whole thing with Edie...
看到她那晚在街上躺着 I mean, seeing her lying in the street that night...
唤醒我所有可怕的回忆 Oh, it just brought up
让我回想起咱们那次事故 all those awful memories from our accident.
苏珊 Susan.
我们已经做了我们该做的 We did what we had to do.
是 Yeah.
想想那次事故害得我们... Look what it did to us.
爸爸 Daddy!
宝贝 Hey, buddy.
你饿了吗 Hey, you hungry?
不饿 妈妈做了意大利面 No. Mommy made spaghetti.
好 上学之前我会带他回来 All right, I'll, uh, I'll have him back before school.
你自己保重 You take care.
你也是 You, too.
我现在要去工作 Hey. I'm on my way to work,
但是我想给你带点东西 but I just wanted to bring you these.
鸡肉沙拉三明治 不是我做的 Uh, chicken salad sandwiches, which I did not make.
我买的 已经在做砂锅炖菜中得到教训了 I bought. I learned my lesson from the casserole.
谢谢 Uh, thanks.
等等 Uh, wait.
你现在可能想吃一个 Could you maybe have one right now
这样我就知道你确实吃东西了 so that I know that you actually ate something?
我不饿 还是谢谢你 I'm not hungry, but again, thanks.
大卫 我知道你现在很痛苦 Dave, I know that you're going through hell,
但是伊迪是我的朋友 让我来帮帮你 but Edie was my friend, so please, let me help you.
就帮点小忙 Just a little.
你确定你不想要尝尝吗 还不错 You sure you don't want one? It's really good.
我还是不饿 Still not hungry.
你有没有想过你要做什么 So... have you thought about what you're gonna do now?
我要把这房子卖了 I'm gonna sell the house.
你开玩笑吧 这么快 You're kidding. So soon?
今天会有个房地产中介来找我 I've got a realtor coming by today.
我会把这笔钱给特拉法斯存起来 I'm gonna put the money in a trust for Travers.
伊迪想这么做 It's, uh, it's what Edie would have wanted.
好 Okay, well...
至少你是为未来做些打算 At least you're making plans for the future.
我曾关心的一切都不在了 Everything that ever mattered to me is gone.
我才不会去想未来 The future's the last thing I'm thinking about.
我想 我应该把这些收起来 Uh, well, I should probably... put these away
要不然我都吃光了 before I finish them off.
你确定没什么我可以帮忙的吗 Are you sure there's nothing I can do to help you?
洗衣服吗 A load of laundry?
不用 谢谢 No, thanks.
要不要来喝点咖啡 How about a pot of coffee?
或者我可以 Or I could just...
把这里清理一下 Straighten up in here?
求你了 苏珊 我想要一个人呆着 Susan, please. I need to be alone.
好 Oh. Uh... okay.
好 Sure.
你知道治疗郁闷的良药是什么吗 纸牌 Do you know what is a great cure for the blues? Cribbage.
你有纸牌吗 Do you have a cribbage set?
我想你该去上班了 I thought you had to go to work.
我可以打电话 抱病请假一天 I'll call in sick, take the day off.
苏珊 Susan...
我真的不想无礼 但是你该走了 I really don't want to be rude, but you need to leave.
好 Okay.
一会儿房屋中介会来 是吗 You have a realtor coming, right?
你不想让他看到你的房子这么乱吧 You cannot let him see the house in this condition.
让我帮你稍微打扫一下 So just let me clean up a little.
我马上就走 You won't even know I'm here.
好吧 All right.
我下班再来看你 I will be back after work to check on you.
但是 在那之前 But until then,
给你电话 如果你想点个中国菜 here's the phone, in case you wanna order Chinese
或者 or...
打给热线电话 Call a hotline or something.
你好 凯瑟琳 听到的话 给我回电话 Hey, Katherine, can you call me back as soon as you can?
我刚刚离开大卫家 他非常不好 I just left Dave, and he's in bad shape.
我真的觉得他可能会 I actually think that he might be...
该死 我先挂了 Oh, crap. I gotta go.
你好 长官 请拿出驾驶执照 Yes, officer? License and registration, please.
好 我做什么了 Oh, okay. Uh, what did I do?
驾驶时 讲电话没用免提装置 It's against the law to talk on a cell phone
这是违法的 without using a hands-free device while driving,
从1月1日起 as of January 1st.
好 我知道这个 我只是在关心一个朋友 Right. I know that. I just was worried about a friend,
所以我忘了 抱歉 so I forgot. I'm sorry.
慢慢走下车来 Step out of the car slowly.
什么 你不看驾照了吗 下车 Uh, what? You don't want the license? Out of the car.
你以为我是歹徒吗 Oh! You think that I'm dangerous.
不 我要跟你解释一下 住嘴 No, I totally have an explanation for those. Stop talking.
如果你知道这是什么 你就会觉得我很傻了 下车 You're gonna feel really silly when you hear what it is. Get out of the car now!
好 Okay.
趴到地上 是的 长官 On the ground! Oh, yes, sir!
你好 苏珊 我刚听到你的留言 Hey, Susan. I just got your message about Dave.
我正在去医院的路上 如果你想让我 我 I'm on my way to the hospital, but if you want me to, I...
我想还是待会再说吧 You know, why don't we talk later?
嘿 汤姆 Hey, Tom.
那是帕蒂.瑞索吗? Hey. Was that Patty Rizzo?
是的 我的车出了点故障 Yeah. I had some car trouble, so she followed me
她开车陪我去车行 顺便载我回来 over to the garage and gave me a lift back.
她家离这儿有六街区 而我住这么近 Patty lives six blocks away. I live down the street.
为什么不叫我载你呢? Why didn't you ask me to take you?
你到底想说什么? Are you going somewhere with this?
好了 汤姆 我很抱歉 但我得负责 All right, look, Tom, I'm sorry, but I got a responsibility here.
是我介绍你去俱乐部的 I brought you into the club.
是我把你介绍给那个淫荡的女人的 I introduced you to the horny homemaker.
我只是不想让你... 加布 你是说背叛我老婆? I just don't want you to... What, Gaby, cheat on my wife?
我刚刚想说"死于淋病" I was gonna say "die of gonorrhea,"
但都差不多 but that's close enough.
好的 我很感谢你的关心 Okay, um, I really appreciate your concern,
该说些什么呢? but how can I put this?
离我远点 Butt out.
好的 汤姆 是你逼我这么做的 All right, Tom, you leave me no choice.
不准你再见帕蒂了 You are no longer allowed to see Patty.
"不准?" 你以为你是谁? 我妈妈? "Allowed"? Who are you, my mother?
我有权这么做 因为我是园艺俱乐部的主席 I trump your mother. I am garden club president.
太可笑了 This is ridiculous.
我以为我们是朋友 汤姆 我喜欢你 I thought you were my friend. Look, I love you, Tom,
但我们的关系只是说得过去 but you're my friend with a small "f."
勒奈特是我的朋友 My friend with the big "f" is Lynette.
如果我发现你伤害她 So if I see something that could hurt her,
我可是要动真格的 我搭了下邻居的顺风车 you bet your ass I'm gonna do something about it. A neighbor offered me a ride.
如果你将事情无中生有 If you want to hurt Lynette
伤害到了勒奈特 那滚蛋 and twist it into something that it isn't, screw you.
那才是"朋友"啊 And that's with a big "f."
嗨 亲爱的 Hello, my love.
亲爱的 告诉我 是你带来了新鲜空气 Oh, hello, darling. Please tell me you're here to spring me.
不是说我不喜欢 Not that I haven't enjoyed every moment
你对我戳戳点点的 我只是想再给他做一次检查 of your poking and prodding. I'm just taking one last look at your husband.
你确定这些伤不是在酒吧打架造成的吗 Are you sure he wasn't in some sort of bar fight?
他的头上有撞伤的痕迹 It looks like he got smacked over the head
用撞球球杆还是类似的东西造成的 奥森可不是会打架的人 with a pool cue or something. Orson's not exactly the bar-fight type.
他顶多只会拉大嗓门 好了 差不多了 He's more of a raised-voices-at-a-cheese-tasting type. While I'm finishing up here,
你现在方便办出院手续吗? do you wanna go sign the discharge papers?
太好了 一会就回来 Great. Be back in a minute.
布里? Bree?
凯瑟琳 你在这干嘛 Katherine. Hi. What are you doing here?
我来看看瑞斯·凯普 Oh, I came to see Rose kemper.
对了 我听说她也住院了 Oh, right. I heard she was here.
对 她挺可怜的 我来帮她收拾一下 Yeah, it's so sad. I'm here to help her pack.
社工下午来医院 Social services is coming this afternoon
带她去什么私立疗养院 真的吗? 我知道她有点神经兮兮的 to take her to some nursing home. I'm surprised. I knew she was a bit dotty,
但不知道有那么严重 她不停告诉人们 but didn't think it was that serious. Oh, yes. She's been telling people this story
死神如何闯进她家 about how death broke into her house.
死神? Death? Mm-hmm.
天哪 Oh, dear.
显然死神爬进她的窗户 Apparently he climbed in through a window
试图偷走她的小装饰物 and then tried to steal one of her knickknacks.
太荒谬了 Well, that's odd.
然后她奋力用她的棒球棒 Yeah. Then she whacked him across the head
向死神脑袋打去 with a baseball bat.
球棒? A bat?
如果死神来偷我的小东西 Which is what I would do
我也会这么做 if death were ever to steal one of my knickknacks.
那她一定看清楚死神长什么样了 So did she get a good look at... death?
没有 她说死神带了个面具之类的东西 No. She said he was wearing some sort of mask.
她信誓旦旦的样子 She tells the story so convincingly,
说得像真的一样 you almost believe her.
社工来了 Oh, there's the social worker.
我得过去了 I wanna be there when she talks to Rose.
布里 把老公还给你了 He's all yours, Bree.
太好了 Wonderful.
晚餐棒极了 Mmm! This dinner is delicious.
你太客气了 我只是想 You really didn't have to do this. With the long hours you've been putting in,
做点有意义的事情 来表示我的感谢 说到"做点什么" I just wanted to do something special to say thank you. And by "do something,"
他是说让我辛辛苦苦烤了一天的羊排 he means having me slave over a rack of lamb all day.
我们来干一杯 I would like to propose a toast.
谁说友谊和生意不能有交集 Who says that friendship and business don't mix?
为友谊干杯 为我们的友谊 To friendship. Hear, hear. To friendship.
讲讲你们园艺俱乐部有趣的事吧 So I want to hear more about the garden club.
汤姆说他认识了很多不错的朋友 Tom says he's meeting all kinds of nice people.
真的吗 Really?
你最喜欢哪个 Any favorites, Tom?
她们都很不错 They're all great gals.
除了有一个很难搞 One's sort of a pain in the ass.
除了她 其他都很不错 Other than her, I'm having a great time.
我一直告诉汤姆园艺也是很危险的 Although I keep telling Tom how dangerous gardens can be.
你可能会踩到铁铲 Everywhere you step,
耙子 或是锄头 there are shovels and rakes and hoes.
勒奈特和我应该敬你们一杯 You know, Lynette and I should really be toasting you two.
我们 Mm. Us?
对啊 Yeah, for putting up
为包容我们长时间在外工作 with all the long hours we've been keeping.
时间长短倒没什么 Hey, I didn't mind the long hours.
只是关于那次淋浴... 勒奈特都给你说了 I wasn't so crazy about the whole shower thing, but... Oh, so Lynette told you about that?
她觉得我那是无理取闹 Yeah, she thought I was nuts for getting weird about it.
我明白 I get it.
一个男人背着你无意识全裸的妻子到你们的床上... A guy carries your unconscious, naked wife to your bed...
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
这是戈尔贡佐拉羊奶酪吗 Hey, is this gorgonzola?
有天她在洗澡时滑倒了 The other day when she fell in your shower.
你又在说什么 是在你的办公室洗澡 What are you talking about? When she took a shower in your office.
你在我办公室洗澡 到底是怎么回事? You took a shower in my office? What's going on here?
那天卡洛斯顺道载勒奈特去工作 Lynette was taking a shower
勒奈特正在洗澡 and Carlos came by to drive her to work.
她滑倒了 他就帮了她 你告诉她了 我让你别说的 She slipped and fell, and he helped her. You told her? I asked you not to.
她是我老婆 我什么都给她说 听见了吗 勒奈特 他们什么都开诚布公 She's my wife. I tell her everything. Oh, you hear that, Lynette? They tell each other everything.
他们都知道夫妻间不该有秘密 That way they know that they're not hiding anything.
我只是怕你像现在这样反应过度 透露下 这就是我们的婚姻 I was just afraid you'd overreact, like you're doing... Right now. Full disclosure, Lynette... that's what a marriage is about.
那我可以透露下 你和帕蒂.瑞索之间的"友谊"吗 So I assume you fully disclosed your little "friendship" with Patty Rizzo.
怎么回事 What little friendship?
我觉得这就是戈尔贡佐拉羊奶酪 You know what? I think this is gorgonzola.
汤姆 Tom?
只是帕蒂有天载我回家 Well, Patty gave me a ride home,
不知道为什么加布老是揪着我不放 and for some reason, Gaby's making a big deal about it.
因为那是帕蒂.瑞索 她是个荡妇 Because it's Patty Rizzo. She's a total slut.
你坐她的车都应该打一剂抗生素的 You should be on antibiotics just for sitting in her car.
完全正确 Exactly.
加布 够了 你把这搞得够乱了 Stay out of this, Gaby. You've done enough damage.
别教训我 勒奈特是我的朋友 Hey, don't snap at me. Lynette's my friend.
我只是在保护她 是啊 你丈夫只是在饱眼福 I was just watching her back. While your husband was watching her front.
够了 汤姆 Drop it, Tom.
我们回家再讨论 We'll continue this at home.
如果你的办公室有淋浴 If you have a shower at the office,
为什么你回到家还臭烘烘的 how come you come home smelling so bad?
我不知道 I don't know.
但为什么羊排吃起来像锯屑 Why does the lamb taste like sawdust?
谢谢 亲爱的 Oh, thank you, darling.
回到家的感觉真好 I can't tell you how nice it is to be home again.
有你在家感觉真好 Well, it's wonderful to have you home.
感觉好些了吗 How's your head?
还是有点疼 Mm, it still hurts.
这是给你的教训 Well, that'll teach you
让你知道半夜出去散步的下场 to go out walking in the middle of the night.
我还是不明白你那么晚出去干嘛 You know, I still don't know why you were out so late.
我给你说过了 Well, I told you.
我们吵架后 我想冷静一下 We had a little spat, and I wanted to clear my head.
然后就撞到了路边的井拦 Oh. And then you bumped it on that nasty curb.
这告诉我和我可爱老婆吵架没有好处 Well, that'll teach me to fight with my lovely wife.
你就只是出去 Hmm. And that's all you were doing,
走了一下 just going out for a walk?
对 That's all.
哦 我想起来生意上有些事 Oh, you know, I just remembered
还得和安德鲁商量一下 some business I have to discuss with Andrew. Mm.
慢慢喝 Enjoy your tea.
妈妈 怎么了 Hey, mom. What's wrong?
奥森又对我撒谎了 Orson's lying to me again.
我想我得和他离婚了 So I think I have to divorce him.
说说我该怎么帮你 Just, uh, tell me how I can help.
你还好吧 You okay?
我只是在想大卫 I just keep thinking about Dave.
他曾拥有美好的生活 His life was so great. He had everything.
然后 嘣 什么都没有了 Then one day, boom! All gone.
我能理解 Yeah, I know.
生活总是不断在变 Life can turn on a dime...
大卫 伊迪 瑞斯·凯普 Dave, Edie, Rose kemper...
这些事让我越发觉得 The one thing it's made me realize is...
我不想在忏悔中生活 I don't want to live with regrets.
我也是 Me neither.
我一直都想告诉你 I've been wanting to tell you this for some time.
记得我提议搬在一起住吗 Remember when I suggested moving in together?
不只是为了减少开支 It wasn't just about saving rent.
我原本想抓紧你 I was trying to pull you closer,
想从你那里得到些许诺 manipulate some kind of commitment out of you.
那不是真正的我 我想让你知道我很抱歉 And that's not who I am, so I want you to know that I'm sorry,
再也不会发生了 and it won't happen again.
从现在起 没有秘密 From now on, no hidden agendas.
我喜欢这项提议 I like that policy.
我会一直坦诚相待 I'm always gonna be honest with you.
毕竟 After all,
我们将共度余生 you're the guy I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with.
你给我带了三明治 Ah, more sandwiches.
还是我的枪 Or is my gun in there?
只是你的皮带和领带 It's just your belts and ties.
警察把其余的都没收了 The police kept the rest.
我知道 他们通知我了 I know. They called.
你告诉他们我打算自杀 You told them I was suicidal.
对不起 I'm sorry.
只是你说那些话 It's just... The things you said...
让我很担心 I'm worried about you.
别 Don't be.
我告诉过你 我很好 I told you, I'm fine.
你不好 You are not fine.
你怎么会很好? How could you be?
你经历了一场噩梦 You have suffered a horrible loss.
你有任何感受都不为过 And you are allowed to feel any way you want.
但我知道你过着多糟的生活 But I know that you are not fine.
好了 抱歉在你家翻来翻去 Okay, well, I'm sorry for ransacking your house.
不打扰你了 I'll stop bugging you.
那晚 伊迪和我 Edie and I had a fight.
吵了一架... That night.
吵得很厉害 A bad one.
我回到家 I came home.
我们就争吵着 We argued.
后来她冲出去 开着车 然后就死了 She stormed out, got in her car and died.
大卫... Oh, Dave...
这不是你的错 That does not make it your fault.
不是吗 Doesn't it?
如果事情不是那样 如果我... If things had been different, if I...
不那么做 她就不会死 Had been different, she'd still be alive.
你不能这么去想 You can't think that way.
发生的事情已经够糟了 I mean, what happened is bad enough.
你不能再自责 Y-You can't blame yourself for it, too.
如果你这么做 If you do that,
你会把你拥有一切美好的事都毁掉 you will destroy everything you have left that's good.
相信我 我知道你的感受 Trust me. I know.
相信我 你不知道 Trust me. You don't.
几年前 麦克和我经历过一场车祸 A few years ago, Mike and I got in a car accident.
一个女人和她的女儿丧生了 A woman and her daughter... Died.
我听说过 Yeah, I-I heard about that.
麦克开的车 对吧 Mike was driving, right?
我们这样对大家说的 That's what we said...
但并不是真的 But it wasn't true.
撞车后 After the crash,
我找不到我的驾照 I couldn't find my license.
那晚我换了包 I had switched purses that night,
忘记了拿驾照 所以 and I had left it at home, and so...
麦克告诉他们是他开的车 Mike... told them that he was driving.
他帮我顶了罪 He took the blame for me.
所以... So...
我深知内疚的感受 I understand guilt.
我想让你明白 And I want you to understand
伊迪的死完全是一场事故 that Edie's death was an awful tragedy.
不是你的错 It was not your fault.
或许你是对的 Maybe you're right.
谢谢你告诉我这些 Thank you for telling me.
一顿糟糕的晚餐 Heck of a dinner party, huh?
我很惊讶 你不说话可以吃得那么快 It's amazing how fast you can eat in total silence.
我的过错 我应该告诉汤姆事情的真相 It's my fault. I should have just told Tom the truth,
这样就和帕蒂.瑞索那件事 although it turned out to be kind of a wash
扯平了 with the whole Patty Rizzo thing.
其实这很棒 You know what I think is cool?
我是说结婚这么多年 You guys have been married a long time,
却还有激情吃彼此的醋 and you still get jealous.
也对 但安全起见 Yeah. But just to be on the safe side,
下次如果我滑到了 让我横尸浴室 if I fall in my tub again, let me die there.
好的 回去工作了 Okay. Back to work.
我们再也别提这件事了 Yes. And we shall never speak of this again.
有够丢脸的了 I am embarrassed enough.
勒奈特 Lynette?
我连你裸体都见了 I saw you without your towel.
还有什么好丢脸的 You got nothing to be embarrassed about.
今天在园丁俱乐部怎么样 Hey. Hey. How's the garden club today?
菲里丝把波斯菊放到了水槽里 然后扔向爱德娜 Oh, Phyllis got tanked on cosmos and threw up on edna...
我们现在又开始准备对决了 So now we're back to planting crap.
我真的很抱歉 Look, I'm really sorry for sticking my nose
对聚会上的事太敏感 into that whole Patty Rizzo thing.
没关系 我 It's okay. I...
事实是 我知道她直接奔我来的 The truth is, is I knew she was coming on to me.
那你为什么还跟她一起出去 Then why did you keep hanging out with her?
勒奈特最近忙着工作 Lynette has been so swamped with work lately,
她不 that she doesn't...
只是又有女人注意我 这感觉很好 It's just nice having a woman notice me again.
我是不是很烂 Is that terrible?
不 我能理解 No. I get it.
我们刚搬到这里的时候 When we first moved here,
卡洛斯没日没夜地工作 Carlos was working round the clock,
他回到家甚至招呼都懒得跟我打 and he'd come home and barely say hello to me. Hmm.
就像我是透明的 It was like I was invisible.
透明的 就是这个词了 Invisible... that's the word.
所以当他不见我时 我就找人见我 So when he didn't see me, I found someone who did.
我从没对勒奈特做过这种事 Y-You know I'd never do that to Lynette.
我也从没想过会对卡洛斯做这种事 I never thought I'd do it to Carlos.
这是件好事 Well... Then it's a good thing
有朋友监督我 I've got a friend around to keep an eye on me,
虽然我没勒奈特对你那么贴心 even if it's one with a small "f."
正式声明 我要开始监督了 Well, for the record, you're growing on me.
我有些渴了 You know what? I'm thirsty.
我们去书友俱乐部看看 Let's start a book club.
人人都会掩饰 The fact is everyone does it.
人人都在试图掩饰 不想让别人看到的东西 Everyone tries to cover up what they don't want others to see.
女人掩饰她们想要的承诺 Women hide their need for commitment...
男人掩饰他们日益增加的不安全感 Men disguise their growing insecurity...
妻子掩饰她们深深的蔑视 Wives mask their intense disdain.
常人怎能 How can ordinary people
如此成功地掩饰他们的感觉 hide the truth of their feelings so successfully?
示好是必须的 友好在先 All it takes is a friendly gesture...
MJ 你不能在大街上踢球 You can't play in the street, M.J.
你会被伤着的 You could get hurt,
你妈妈要伤心死的 and that would really tear your mom apart.
谋划在后 And a plan.