前情提要 Previously on...
你是一个美丽 优雅 时髦的女人 You're a beautiful, elegant, classy woman.
你不可能孤独终老 布里准备离婚 There's no way you're gonna end up alone. Bree prepared for divorce,
但奥森另有打算 but Orson had other plans.
保险欺诈可是重罪 你真的想把你妻子送进监狱 You know, insurance fraud is a serious crime. You would actually send your wife to prison?
我妻子 不 我前妻 你说呢 My wife? No. My ex-wife? You bet.
现在你想带个十几岁的孩子回来 卡洛斯做了正确的事 Now you wanna take in a teenager? Carlos did the right thing.
这是家人能为彼此做到的 海勒医生死了 This is what family does for each other. Dr. Heller's dead.
私家侦探 Amateur sleuths...
依我拙见 当时的凶手 My guess... the person he was coming to see
就是他前来拜访的对象 is the person who killed him. Zeroed in on their prey.
戴夫 我必须杀掉M.J·德尔非诺 Dave. I had to kill M.J. Delfino.
戴夫拍了一段视频 但蜜月回来前 千万别看 And Dave made a video. Don't watch it till you get back from honeymoon.
新婚愉快 谢谢 Have a nice wedding. Thanks.
好好照顾我儿子 好吗 You take good care of my boy, okay?
你可以相信我 You can count on me.
三年前
死神降临的清晨 The first thing Lila dash thought about
莱拉·黛西醒来想到的第一个人是丈夫大卫 that fateful morning was her husband Dave.
她想给他买条新领带 It occurred to her she should buy him a new tie.
那天下午她又想到丈夫 She thought of her husband again that afternoon...
她想为他做一顿丰盛的晚餐 And decided she would make him something special for dinner.
傍晚 她再次想到丈夫 That evening, Lila once again thought about her husband...
她自问是何神眷顾 And she asked herself what she had done
给了她一个 to deserve someone
如此完美的丈夫 so wonderful.
你在想什么呢 Hey, you. What are you thinking about?
没什么 Nothin'.
我们去吃冰淇淋吧 So what do you say we all go out for ice cream?
我很想去 不过我还得工作 Oh, I'd love to, but I brought work home.
又是工作 Again?
是啊 无聊至极 I know. I'm so boring.
要不你俩去吧 Hey, why don't you two go?
算了吧 明天我们一块去 No. We'll all go tomorrow.
你怎能忍心让小可爱渴望了一天 却吃不到冰淇淋 Now how can you make this face wait a whole day for ice cream?
装得伤心点 Look sad.
对 就这样 Yeah. Oh!
好吧 Oh, fine.
我这就带她去 I'll take her now.
走吧 亲爱的 Come on, sweetie.
明晚怎么样 Hey, how about tomorrow night,
明天保证不把工作带回家 I'll leave my briefcase at the office,
我们去玩点开心的 就我们仨 and we do something special, just the three of us?
说话算数 It's a date.
但没人知道她们的生命即将终结 But there would be no tomorrows for Lila and Paige dash...
因为那晚她们出了车祸 Because that was the night they crashed...
撞上了苏珊和麦克·德尔非诺的车 Into Susan and Mike Delfino.
莱拉·黛西在生命终结那刻 The last thing Lila dash thought about before she died
脑中依然是丈夫大卫 was her husband Dave.
她不知道丈夫会如何接受如此浩劫 She wondered what her death would do to him.
莱拉是幸运的 Luckily for Lila,
她再也不会知道了 she would never know.
最近 在美景镇的长老会教堂里 There was a wedding recently
有一场盛大的婚礼 at Fairview presbyterian church.
牧师宣读婚姻的本质 The minister spoke about the nature of marriage
然后他像所有的牧师一样 and then said what all ministers say
做了最后的结语 to conclude such matters.
你可以吻新娘了 You may now kiss the bride.
这时教堂钟声开始响起 It was then the church bells began to ring,
告诉各地的准新娘们 telling brides-to-be everywhere
下一个就是她们了 their turn was next.
好啊 新郎 Hello, groom.
知道吗 Guess what?
我给酒店打了电话 并告诉他们我们快就要结婚了 I called the hotel to tell them we were getting married.
他们答应把我们的房间升级为套房 They promised to upgrade us to a suite
还有冰镇香槟 and have champagne on ice.
很棒吧 对 很棒 Isn't that terrific? Yeah. Yeah, that's great.
我希望你在说"我愿意"时 Wow, I hope you can muster up a little more enthusiasm
能比现在更激情一些 for the "I dos."
抱歉 我只是在想苏珊和M.J. I'm sorry. I'm just thinking about Susan and M.J.
为什么 Why?
当他们出发的时候 感觉大卫怪怪的 Well, when they left, I just got a weird vibe from Dave.
这就是大卫 他总是让别人觉得很奇怪 Dave always gives off a weird vibe. That's just Dave.
不 我应该打个电话给他们 No, I-I think I should call 'em.
或许你应该把行李放进车里 Or maybe you should get our bags in the car
我们就不会误了飞机 因为要是误了航班 so we don't miss our flight? Because if we miss our flight,
我们就会误了婚礼 we're going to miss our wedding day,
如果误掉婚礼 and if we miss our wedding day,
我们将会误掉新婚夜 we're gonna miss our wedding night.
好 我听你的 Yeah, you're right.
可能我是杞人忧天了 我这就去把东西装上车 I'm probably worried about nothing. I'll load the car.
我们需要在商店那里停一下 Uh, we need to stop at the store.
我得买摄影带 我有一些用过的 I have to get videotape for the camera. Oh, I got some old ones in the desk.
拿一个 在上面重录就行了 Just grab one. We'll record over it.
还有两个街口远 她马上就到了 She's two blocks away. She'll be here any second.
太好了 Great.
紧张吗 Are you nervous?
为什么我要紧张 Why would I be nervous?
家里会来一个少女 Well, you're about to have a teenager in the house.
我没说过我很平静 Well, I didn't say I wasn't sedated.
对 我也有点紧张 Yeah, I'm a little freaked out, too.
但我们在做好事 But we're doing the right thing.
是啊 当我想到那个小女孩 Yeah, when I think about everything
经历过的事情 that little girl's been through...
父亲离开了她 母亲又进了监狱 Her dad walked out, her mother's in jail,
家人把她踢来踢去 the way she bounced from relative to relative...
我希望这就是她的归属了 我也是 I just want this to be the end of the line for her. Me, too.
妈妈 来了辆计程车 Mommy, here comes the taxi!
不知道她还记得我吗 I wonder if she'll even remember me.
可能不记得了 她6岁后你就没有再见过她了 Oh, I doubt it. You haven't seen her since she was 6.
当她很小 爸爸没去世前 我常常和他俩 Yeah, and when she was little, I used to spend a lot of time
在一起玩 with her and her dad before he left.
我记得带她去公园荡秋千 I remember taking her on the swings at the park.
给她买冰淇淋 I remember buying her ice cream.
还有让她骑在我肩上 I remember giving her piggyback rides. Ohh.
感觉印象不深了 I don't remember that.
你告诉他要和他离婚 You told him about the divorce?
我没得选 他发现存储室了 I had to. He found the storage unit.
他要我解释 He wanted an explanation.
我当时被吓坏了 I was in such a state of shock,
不知道还能说什么 I couldn't think of anything else to say.
布里 这对你不利 你不了解情况 Bree, this isn't good. You have no idea.
现在他说如果我要和他离婚 Now he's saying if I try to divorce him,
他就去警局告发我 he can go to the police and report me.
告发? 告发什么 骗取保险金 Report you? For what? Filing a false insurance claim.
那是他干的 He's the one who filed it,
但他会说是我怂恿他做的 but he's gonna say that I told him to.
变态 我说我不爱他了 他说他不在乎 Oh, crap. I told him I don't love him. He said he doesn't care.
他想拯救我们的婚姻 He wants us to work on our marriage.
哦 显然他有点不正常了 Oh, wow. Well, clearly, the guy's a little crazy.
有点 他在我巴黎沙拉里放香葱 A little? The man put chives in my parisian salad!
他应该被送进疯人院的 He should be in a straightjacket!
冷静点 这不是世界末日 Okay, calm down. This isn't the end of the world.
不是吗 Isn't it?
勒索我的人 是我鄙视的人 I'm being blackmailed by a man I'm starting to despise,
我若不假装爱他 and if I don't pretend to love him,
他能让警察抓我走 he can have me arrested.
布里 Bree...
这点我想你不必担心 I don't want you to worry about this.
我们会有办法的 We're gonna think of something.
我们还能做什么 我的把柄全在他手上 What can we think of? He's holding all the cards.
相信我 谁也不能抓住所有的把柄 Trust me. No one ever holds all the cards.
勒奈特 快下来 Lynette, get down here!
发生什么事了 我刚接到 大学打来的电话 What's going on? I just got off the phone with the university.
我被录取了 Mm-hmm? I'm in!
真的 你通过考试了 Really?! You passed the test?!
不仅是通过 Not only did I pass the test,
你天才丈夫考进了前5% your genius husband scored in the top 5%,
难以置信 drunk out of his mind!
顺便说一句 我从未如此幸运 从来没有 Oh! Which, by the way, I am not condoning... ever.
祝贺你 爸爸 Congrats, dad!
宝贝 谢谢你 Thank you, baby. Mwah!
如果你愿意我能在学习上帮帮你 I can help you study if you want.
我不知道你能不能帮我 I'm not sure how much help you're gonna be.
我主修的可是汉语 I'm majoring in Chinese.
我知道怎么用普通话讲"我要去脱衣俱乐部" I know how to say "take me to a strip bar" in mandarin.
我很自豪 I'm so proud.
波特 你不向你父亲表示一下祝贺吗 Porter, aren't you gonna congratulate your father?
恭喜你毁掉我的人生 Congratulations on ruining my life.
如果你在校园里看见我 If you see me on campus,
请当作不认识我 you're not allowed to talk to me.
好的 每个人都恭喜过了 Okay, that's everyone.
请你们吃热巧克力圣代 This calls for hot fudge sundaes.
上车吧 Everybody... in the car!
你也去吗 我得打一个电话 Okay. Ohh! Mwah! You coming? Uh, I'm gonna make a quick phone call,
马上就来 好的 and I'll be right out. Okay.
你好 我是勒奈特·斯加沃 Hi. This is Lynette Scavo.
请找一下拉西顿医生 May I please speak to Dr. Rushton?
告诉他很紧急 Tell him it's important.
你好 拉西顿医生 Hi. Dr. Rushton,
我想尽快来做一下检查 I need to come in and see you as soon as possible.
好像癌症又复发了 I think the cancer's back.
妈妈 我能再要一盒桔汁吗 Mommy, can I have a juice box?
宝贝儿 你不是刚刚才喝过吗 Oh, sweetie. You just had one,
我们可不想一路上不断停车 and we don't want to have to stop ten times
等你上厕所 so you can go to the bathroom.
我想念我的尿布 I miss diapers.
这就是做父母的乐趣 Oh, the joys of being a parent.
对啊 我知道 Yeah, I remember.
你知道吗 You do?
我有过一个女儿 I had a little girl.
她死了 She died.
我的上帝 我 Oh, my god. I...
抱歉 我不知该怎么说 I-I had no idea. I'm so sorry.
没事 That's okay.
我在学着慢慢习惯 I'm learning to deal with it.
伊迪居然给你钥匙 为什么不呢 她信任我 I can't believe Edie gave you a key. Why not? She trusted me.
只有在牛奶面包吃光的情况我才用 And I only used it when I was out of milk or bread...
还有现金 Or cash.
找找能把大卫和海勒医生联系起来的一切东西 Okay, look for anything that could tie Dave to Dr. Heller.
检查他的文件 资料 包括垃圾 Look through his files, his papers, even his trash.
萝伯塔 你在做什么 Roberta, what are you doing?
我们来查杀人犯的 我知道 但在查清楚前 We're trying to catch a murderer. I know, but before I get to the bottom of that,
我得先把这个喝掉 I'd like to get to the bottom of this.
快看 Oh, look!
肌肉松弛剂 太棒了 Oh! Muscle relaxers... score!
放回去 这不是你的 Put that back! They're not yours.
很明显 也不是他的 大卫·黛西是谁 Yeah, apparently, they're not his either. Who's David dash?
威廉姆先生 我们是警察 Mr. Williams? It's the police.
快蹲下 Oh! Oh, cheese it!
我们有几个问题要问你 We need to ask you a few questions.
告诉我 Please tell me
你没犯过法吧 有过 但不易发现 you doesn't have anything illegal on you. I do, but it's hidden.
如果他们一旦发现 我们会被起诉 And if they find it, we got a lawsuit.
女士们 Ladies?
请开门 Open up, please.
你好 有什么要帮忙的吗 Uh, hi there. Can I help you?
是的 你是奥森·霍吉吗 Well, I hope so. Are you Orson Hodge?
对 我是 你哪位 Yes, I am. You are...
你想让我放手吗 You want me to let go?
对 Yeah.
看 我放手了 There, I let go.
现在你也要放手 我不知道你什么意思 Now you gotta do the same. I don't know what you mean.
我想你明白我的意思 我是来真的 Oh, I think you do, and I am dead serious.
如果你再不放手 If you don't let go...
下次 我也不会放手了 Next time, neither will I.
给你拿来一个洗衣篮 Brought you a laundry basket.
你要我教你怎么用洗衣机吗 You need me to show you how to use the washer?
这是我的一种婉转说法 It's my clever way of saying
你要自己洗衣服 you're gonna be doing your own laundry.
好 Oh. Okay.
孩子们都要干家务活 You know, the girls have chores, too.
这是教她们如何有责任心 It's how we teach 'em responsibility.
说到这个 Speaking of which, uh...
门禁平时是10点 周末11点 Curfew's 10:00, 11:00 on weekends.
你能接受吗 Does that seem reasonable?
没问题 Sure. No problem.
看来你不算问题少女 Hmm. This teenager thing isn't so bad.
那我其他的家务活是什么 So what are my other chores?
不是我要求多 Oh, well, not to push my luck,
但我想 你要打扫前门廊 but I was thinking you could sweep the front porch
还有清扫客房的洗手间 and take care of the guest bathroom.
明白了 You got it.
好漂亮的裙子 Oh, that's a pretty dress.
天哪 是范思哲的 Oh, my god, it's versace!
是啊 还好吧 Yeah. It's all right.
还好 如果你住在我房子里 "All right"? Young lady, if you live under my roof,
你就不能侮辱范思哲的裙子 you will not disparage versace.
对不起 Sorry.
不 开玩笑呢 No, I'm just kidding. It was a joke.
好笑 Oh. Funny.
我想 我该开始洗我衣服了 Well, I guess I'm gonna get started on my laundry.
薇拉王 Vera wang!
你从哪弄到这些裙子 Where are you getting all these dresses?
都是礼物 They were gifts.
男朋友们送的 You know, from boyfriends.
男朋友们 你有多少男朋友 Boyfriends? How many do you have?
没以前多了 我也得减员啊 Not as many as I used to. I had to make some cutbacks.
经济危机对我们都有冲击啊 Yeah, the economy has hit us all.
所以 So...
什么样的男朋友能买得起这些衣服 What kind of boyfriends can afford things like this?
他们是大学生 They're college guys
只要家里有钱 任何都买得起 with rich parents who can pay for everything.
他们给你买名牌衣服 Uh-huh. And so... they give you designer clothes,
你给他们 and you give them...
我陪他们度过愉快的时光 The pleasure of my company.
是 好 Yeah. Okay, well...
别想错了 Don't take this the wrong way,
但那些可不是范思哲处女系列 but that's not exactly from the versace virgin line.
我不需要做什么 I don't have to do anything.
只需要他们觉得 我可能会做什么 They just have to think I might.
这要多长时间 Uh-huh, and how long do you think that will last?
到10点 周末11点 Till 10:00, 11:00 on the weekends.
开玩笑呢 Just kidding. It was a joke.
搞笑哦 Oh. Funny.
你还好吗 Are you all right?
你衬衫怎么了 What happened to your shirt?
怎么不问问你的朋友 Why don't you ask your friend?
你雇来打我的那位 The one you hired to assault me.
你被打了吗 You were assaulted? He, uh...
扼住我的喉咙 把我推倒在地上 Grabbed me by the throat, threw me to the ground
告诉我 让我放手 and told me to "let go."
我完全明白他想传达的信息 Your message came through loud and clear.
我什么都没做 I had nothing to do with that.
别装了 Oh, please.
还能有谁呢 Who else would have done it?
我不知道 I don't know.
但我发誓 我们可能有些分歧 But I swear to you, we may have our differences,
但我绝不会雇人来打你 but I would never hire someone to attack you.
你要相信我 You have to believe me.
我信 I do.
抱歉 Forgive me.
我早知道你永远都不会伤害我 I should've known you could never hurt me.
我会留下来 I'll stay.
什么 What?
我去从行李里找件新衣服 Once I've unpacked, I'll bring you my shirt so you can mend it.
我把这件拿下来 好让你帮我补好 我们就去趟商店 一会就回来 We're just running to the store, Ana. We'll be back in a bit.
你们走后 我会打扫前门廊的 如果你不介意 Okay. I'll sweep the porch while you're gone. And if you don't mind,
能不能监督胡安妮塔和西利娅 让她们把家务活也干了 will you make sure Juanita and Celia do their chores, too?
没问题 Sure thing.
我拿其他的吧 I got the rest, babe.
好 屋里见 All right, I'll see you inside.
你们回来了 Oh, you're back.
天哪 Oh, my god.
房子好干净啊 Ana, the house is so clean.
我做好我的本份而已 Just wanted to do my part.
你怎么干得这么快啊 Well, how did you get everything down so quickly? Well...
我们把楼上打扫干净了 安娜 还有其他要做的吗 We finished upstairs, Ana. Anything else you need done?
他们跟我出去玩 但我有家务活 They wanted to hang out, but I had chores to do,
所以他们坚持要帮我 so they insisted on helping me.
他们人是不是很好 Aren't they sweet?
我不是吹牛 也不是自卖自夸 Hey, um, I'm not bragging and I don't recommend it,
但楼下厕所现在干净到 可以在里面用餐了 but you could so eat out of your downstairs toilet.
孩子们 谢谢你们干活 Okay, boys, thanks for your hard work,
该回家了 去洗个澡吧 but maybe it's time to go home and take a shower...
最好是冷水澡 Preferably a cold one.
再见 普雷斯顿 Bye, Preston.
我是波特 我是普雷斯顿 I'm Porter. I'm Preston.
你叫我什么都行 好了 Oh, you can call me whatever you want. All right.
妈咪 太酷了 Mommy, it was so cool.
安娜让男生们把我的家务活也干了 Ana got the boys to do my chores, too.
是吗 Did she?
我也想学怎么让男生帮我做事情 你能教我吗 I wanna learn how to make boys do stuff. Can you teach me?
胡安妮塔 回房间去 Uh, okay, Juanita, go to your room.
不到18岁 别出来 And don't come out until you're 18.
怎么了 Is something wrong?
安娜 家务活的关键是要你去做家务 Ana, the whole point of chores is that you do them.
而不是让你抛个媚眼 勾引一个男孩来帮你干 You don't bat your eyes and call rent-a-horny-kid.
房间干净了 你为何要介意过程 The house is clean. What do you care how it got that way?
我在意的是 这件事对我小女儿的影响 I care about the message it sends to my little girls,
现在我开始有点在意 你说话的口气 抱歉 and I'm starting to care a little bit about your tone. Oh, I'm sorry.
你想让你的佣人怎么跟你说话 How do you like your housekeepers to speak to you?
还是问题少女啊 And the teenager has finally arrived.
安娜 听着 Ana, listen.
我们想接纳你成为家庭一份子 We want you to be part of this family.
我们会爱你 支持你 关心你 We will love you and support you and take care of you,
但是 同样地 but in exchange,
你也要对我们表示尊敬 并且遵守我们的规矩 you will show us a little bit of respect and obey our rules,
这意思是 你要自己干家务 which means doing your own chores,
不要再招男生来家里 也不许跟他们收礼物 no boys in the house and no more gifts from men.
我现在明白了 I get it now.
你嫉妒我 You're jealous.
嫉妒什么 Of what?
嫉妒我 Of me.
你不再年轻了 You're not young anymore.
你也不能让男生帮你做这做那了 You can't get guys to do things for you,
这让你抓狂了 and that drives you crazy.
你想知道什么是疯狂吗 You wanna see crazy?
再说一遍这样的话 Make one more statement like that,
我就把你扔到街上去 and I am throwing your ass out on the street.
你要是不怕就试试 You care to test me?
安娜 怎么了 Ana? What's wrong?
我不知道我做了什么 她想把我踢走 I don't know what I did. She wants to kick me out.
她只不过叫了几个男孩来家里帮她做家务 So she had a couple boys come over and do her chores.
你一直都是这么做的 You've been doing stuff like that your whole life.
这不是重点 你没听见 她跟我说话的那个态度 我不在乎 That's not the point! You didn't hear the way she talked to me! I don't care!
你不能跟 一个没有家的孩子说 You don't tell a kid who's been bounced around her whole life
你要把她扔到街上去 我没这么说 that you're gonna throw her out on the street! I didn't tell her that!
我只是 类似于威胁她一下 I just... Kind of threatened to.
不管怎样 她是我外甥女 她哪都不去 就留在这 Bottom line... she is my niece, and she is not going anywhere.
你是成年人 加布 成熟点吧 You're the adult, Gaby. Start acting like it.
我知道看起来不像好事 I know this looks bad,
我们这么做是有原因的 but we did what we did for a good reason.
夫人们 任何原因 你们都不应该 非法进入别人的房子 Ma'am, you can't break into a person's house for any reason.
那如果着火 房子里有个婴儿呢 Uh, what if there's a baby inside and there's a fire?
看吧 没有什么是绝对的 是不是 菜鸟 Well... See? Everything's not all cut and dry, is it, rookie?
萝伯塔 别惹他生气 Roberta, don't piss him off.
你不能像你以前那样硬碰硬 You can't take a club to the head like you used to.
我刚跟海勒的秘书通了电话 Okay, I just got off the phone with Heller's secretary.
大卫·黛西确实是他的一个病人 David dash was definitely a patient there.
这就是为什么我们总找不到人 Well, that's why we couldn't make the match. Mm-hmm.
他把他的姓给改了 看看这个 He changed his last name. Mm-hmm, and get this.
就是他的妻子女儿 He's the same guy whose wife and daughter
都在坎特伯雷路的车祸中丧生 坎特伯雷路 were killed in that car crash up on canterbury road. Canterbury road!
我知道那起事故 I remember that accident.
我的邻居麦克和苏珊开车撞上他们的 My neighbors Mike and Susan were in the car that hit 'em.
等等 这很古怪 Oh, wait. Now wait. Okay, that's weird.
为什么大卫要搬来 I mean, why would Dave move onto the same street
和撞死他家人的凶手做邻居呢 as the people who killed his family?
医生拿到你的结果了 他一会就进来 The doctor has your results. He'll be here in a minute.
你知道是什么结果吧 Do you know what they are?
你要跟医生谈谈 You'll need to talk to the doctor about that.
告诉我吧 我知道你一定知道 癌症复发了 对吗 Come on. I know you know. It's cancer again. Am I right?
我真的不知道 I honestly don't know.
他马上就来 Now please, he'll just be a moment.
如果真的是癌症复发了 而你不告诉我 If it's cancer, and I find out you knew,
我就拉着你一块儿死 I won't be dying alone.
你好 勒奈特 Hello, Lynette.
很高兴你来做检查 我们有结果了 Hi. Well, I'm glad you came in. We got the results back,
确实有所发现 and the test did pick something up.
所以 真的复发了 So it is the cancer.
天哪 这次我一定挺不过去 Oh, god, I can't go through this again!
不 不 不是这样的 No, no, no. It's nothing like that.
你怀孕了 You're pregnant.
你说什么 Excuse me?
大约六周 About six weeks or so.
你确定不是癌症复发 Are you sure it's not cancer?
行了 苏珊 Okay, Susan.
但是上船之后 记得一定要多穿点 But when you're out on the boat, make sure you put on sunscreen.
还有注意脚下 记得我们去墨西哥那次吧 And on your feet, too. Remember our trip to Mexico?
好的 晚点打给你们 Okay, I'll talk to you guys later.
一切都好 Everything's fine.
我不知道在胡乱担心些什么 I don't know what I was worried about. Hmm.
你确定你想这么做吗 Are you sure you wanna do this?
做什么 Do what?
去拉斯维加斯结婚 Go to Vegas, get married.
我是说 这意味着整个周末见不到苏珊 I mean, it is a whole weekend away from Susan.
凯瑟琳 我跟你说过了 Katherine, I told you.
我只是确认下MJ一切都好 干嘛不痛快承认 I just wanted to make sure M.J. Was okay. Why don't you just admit it?
你依然牵挂着她 看在上帝份上 还要再提起这个话题吗 You're still hung up on her. Oh, for god sake, are we gonna do this again?
我只知道 今天是我们的大喜之日 All I know is, it's our wedding day,
你却一直心神不宁 and you were in a crappy mood
直到给你前妻打过电话才好 until you talked to your ex-wife.
凯瑟琳 如果我不想娶你的话 Katherine, I wouldn't be sitting here
我现在不会坐在这里 好吗 if I didn't want to marry you. Okay?
真的 Really?
真的 Really.
需要我在机场大声宣告下吗 Do I need to shout it out in the airport?
你才不会这么做呢 我会的 You wouldn't do that. Oh, I will.
不管做什么我都愿意 来证明我对你的爱 好了好了 I'll... I'll do whatever I need to, to prove my love! No, it's okay!
我相信你了 You convinced me.
我想喝杯卡布奇诺 你要吗 I am dying for a cappuccino. You want one?
愿意一试 Yeah, I do.
你说了"愿意"了 You said it. "I do."
可不能再收回去了 Can't take it back now.
怎么可以就这样...一走了之 ...Should be allowed to just... walk away.
我知道有的人可能会想 I know some people will wonder,
为什么不杀掉苏珊 why didn't I just kill Susan?
但如果那样做有什么好处呢 But what good would that have done?
她会死掉 那样永远不会知道...煎熬的滋味 She'd be dead. There'd be no... suffering.
因为我夺去无辜男孩生命 And to those of you who hate me
而憎恨我的人们 because I took the life of an innocent, young boy,
我想说... I say...
凯瑟琳 Katherine!
打扰一下 Excuse me. Mm-hmm?
看到跟我一起的那位女士 跟她说我得走了 情况紧急 That woman I was with? Tell her I had to go. It's an emergency.
你朋友让我告诉你 他得先走了 Oh, uh, your friend asked me to tell you he had to leave.
什么 What?
他说他很抱歉 He said to say he's sorry.
你到底想怎么样 首先 告诉我效果如何 What were you thinking? First, tell me if it worked,
然后我再来告诉你我的打算 then I'll tell you what I was thinking.
别跟我油腔滑调的 你雇人去袭击奥森了 Don't be glib. Did you hire someone to attack Orson?
是的 Yes.
你疯了吗 那歹徒差点勒死他 Are you insane? Your thug tried to strangle him.
如果他真想勒死他 不会留下活口的 If he had tried to strangle him, he'd be dead.
奥森在离婚事件中占了上风 Look, Orson had the upper hand in this divorce.
我们得夺回优势 不是用这种暴力手段 We needed to regain it. Not by resorting to physical violence.
我绝不会允许你这么做的 这就是为何我没问你的意见 I would never have given my permission for that. That's why I didn't ask you.
你有什么可抱怨的 布里 W-What's your beef here, Bree?
我不满的是 从我踏进这个办公室的那刻起 My beef is that from the minute I walked into this office,
你就拉着我同流合污 you have pulled me deeper and deeper
让我在道德深渊越陷越深 那可不是我雇你的原因 into your moral cesspool. That is not why I hired you.
拜托 这恰恰正是你雇我的原因 Please. That is exactly why you hired me.
承认吧 你已经厌倦了当个乖乖女 Face it. You were tired of being a good girl.
你知道该是时候耍点手段了 You knew it was time to play dirty.
我只想保护属于我的东西 I wanted to protect what was mine.
你却把我变得失去了自我 而你享受其中的每分每秒 You have turned me into someone I don't recognize. And you've loved every minute of it.
不 我没有 是的 你有 No, I haven't. Yes, you have!
我也是 And so have I.
因为 事实是 Because the truth is,
你是我遇到过的 I think you're the most fascinating woman
最迷人的女性 that I have ever met.
什么 What?
卡尔... Karl...
如果我没表达清楚我对你的感觉 If I have not been clear about how I feel about you,
我为我的含糊其辞表示道歉 I apologize for any ambiguity.
这么说你明白吧 我讨厌你 Understand this... I detest you.
不 你没有 你的眼睛告诉我了 No, you don't. I can see it in your eyes.
你想让我走到身前 把你拉进我怀中 You want me to walk over there and pull you up against me
吻你 直到你双腿发软 and kiss you until your knees buckle.
你被炒了 You're fired.
很好 那我这么做就不至于违反行业道德 Good. That keeps this from being a breach of ethics.
嗯 Mmm.
我的双腿还没有发软 My knees haven't buckled yet.
♪ 她吞下蜘蛛去抓苍蝇 ♪ ♪ she swallowed the spider to catch the fly ♪
哦 ♪ 我不知道她为什么... ♪ Oh! ♪ I don't know why she swa... ♪
你爸打来的 喂 麦克 Oh, it's your daddy. Hey, Mike.
你们在哪 跟大卫在一起吗 是啊 我们在车里唱歌来着 Hey! Hey, where are you? Are you with Dave? Uh, yeah. We are in the car, singing.
好了 苏珊 听我说 别让他知道 All right, Susan, listen to me. Do not react
我要告诉你的话 to what I'm about to tell you. Wow.
听起来真的很... 苏珊 听明白了吗 This sounds really... Susan! Do you understand me?
好 Okay.
大卫的真名是大卫·黛西 Dave's real name is David dash.
他是我们在那次事故中 害死的女人的丈夫 He's the husband of the woman we killed in the accident. Oh, my god.
我的天哪 别给他看出来 Don't react!
有问题吗 Uh... problem?
太糟糕了 Uh... that sucks.
他们怎么能取消你们的航班 你们俩有危险 How could they cancel your flight? All right, you guys are in danger.
快逃开他 躲到加油站 小店... Just get away from him. Go to a gas station, a store...
只要是有人的地方 我在赶过去了 Anyplace there's people. I'm on my way.
好的 Right.
你觉得你们会误点多久 So how long do you think you'll be delayed?
我离湖边还有半小时车程 Uh, I'm a half-hour from the lake.
我会马上报警 你快想法逃开他 I'm calling the cops right now. Just get away from him.
离开那辆车 离大卫远远的 Get out of that car and get away from Dave.
到时候打电话给我 好的 And you call me the second you do. Okay.
希望你们很快到达 Um... well, I hope you get there soon.
没坐上那班飞机吗 Bumped his flight?
是啊 真是糟糕 Yeah. Oh, what a drag.
好了 从头开始唱 Mm. Okay, from the top.
♪ 有一位老太太吞下了一只苍蝇 ♪ ♪ there was an old lady who swallowed a fly ♪
♪ 我不知道她为什么吞下苍蝇 ♪ ♪ I don't know why she swallowed the fly ♪
♪ 也许她会死 ♪ ♪ perhaps she'll die ♪
天 我们好像开了一整天了 Gosh, it feels like we've been driving forever.
也许该活动活动腿脚了 Mm. Maybe we should stretch our legs.
马上就到了 继续前进吧 Ah, we're almost there. Let's keep going.
那你饿不饿 Aren't you hungry, though?
也许前面会有餐馆 Maybe there's a restaurant up ahead.
我真的不想停下来 苏珊 I really don't want to stop, Susan.
好的 Okay.
没什么大不了的 It's no big deal.
看看我为上学准备了什么 笔 笔记本 Hon! Look what I got for college. I got pens. I got notebooks.
还有一本英汉字典 Ooh, I got an English to mandarin dictionary
因为你永远不知道 'cause you never know
可能你随时要坐 "公共汽车" when you might need a...
还有看看这个 Oh, and look at this.
见识一下 Check it out.
这是香水笔 想闻闻葡萄的味道吗 They're scented. You wanna smell grape?
干嘛 他们闻起来... What? They're...
就像糖一样 Like candy.
我今天去看医生了 I went to the doctor today.
出什么事了 What's wrong?
我怀孕了 I'm pregnant.
怀孕 Pregnant?
怀了个孩子 With a baby?
闻那记号笔把你脑子闻坏了吗 How long have you been sniffing those markers?
当然是怀孩子 Of course with a baby.
但是你不能 我是说 我们不能... But you can't. I mean... w-we can't.
我们都老了 W-We're old!
很显然 还不够老 Well, apparently, not old enough.
那我上学的事怎么办 What am I gonna do about school?
那我工作的事怎么办 What am I gonna do about my job?
我们又要多一个孩子了 We're gonna have another baby.
事实上 我还有要补充的 Actually, I have an addendum to that.
告诉我你这是要背诵女童军守则 Please tell me you're about to recite the girl scout oath.
不是的 汤姆 No, Tom.
这一胎又是... We're having twins...
双胞胎 Again.
我想要嘘嘘 I have to go potty.
好的 亲爱的 Okay, sweetie.
介意开到下一个休息站停一下车吗 Do you mind pulling over at the next rest stop?
就快到了 小子 能憋着吗 不能 憋不住啦 We're almost there, buddy. Can you hold it? No. I really have to go.
好吧 Fine.
再憋几分钟就行 Just hold on a few more minutes.
这里吗 Oh. Um... Here?
这里怎么行呢 He... he can't go here.
来 MJ 走吧 Come on, M.J. Let's go.
不能找个加油站或者小饭馆吗 Um, can't we find a gas station or maybe a diner?
他不小了 可以再树丛里解决了 He's a big boy. He can use the bushes.
MJ 等我啊 别走太远 Okay. Here, M.J. Wait for me. Don't go too far.
喂 Hello?
大卫 我是美景镇警局的科林斯侦探 Dave, detective Collins with the Fairview p.D.
所有事情我们都知道了 We know everything.
抱歉 你说什么 海勒 你妻子 孩子 所有一切 I-I'm sorry. What are you... Heller, your wife, your child. All of it.
如果你现在自首 我会尽力帮你 If you come in now, I'll do everything I can to help you.
但要在有人受伤前结束这些 But let's end this before someone gets hurt.
钥匙 Keys.
钥匙 Keys... oh.
MJ 跑啊 Aah! Aah! M.J., run!
来 亲爱的 我们跑 Come on, honey! Let's run! Let's run!
为什么要跑 Why are we running?
我们在和大卫玩游戏 知道吗 We're playing a game with Dave, okay?
所以跑得越快越好 So run as fast as you can. Ow! Ow!
你没事吧 Are you okay?
我没事 Aah! Ow! I'm fine.
苏珊 MJ Susan! M.J.!
听着 Okay, listen.
你一定要设法赢得这游戏 It's really important that you win this game.
你要找个好地方躲起来 So I want you to find a good hiding place,
即使你听到大卫的声音 and even if you hear Dave,
不管怎样都不要出来 好吗 you don't come out no matter what, okay? Okay?
别担心 我也会藏起来 快走 Don't worry. I'm gonna hide, too. Now go.
走啊 Go! Ow.
他在哪 Where is he?
你不能把这搞砸了 You are not gonna mess this up!
离成功就差那么一点了 Aah! Aah! We are too close to the finish line!
快喊他 Now call him!
喊啊 Call him.
M.J. M.j.!
别出来 Don't come out!
M.J. M.j.!
你想去钓鱼 不是吗 小子 You wanna go fishing, don't you, buddy?
如果你现在不出来 到那里就很晚了 Well, if you don't come out now, we're gonna get there too late!
我会让你开船哦 I'll let you drive the boat!
如果你现在不出来 我们就自己走咯 Okay, if you don't come out right now, we're gonna leave without you.
你不想天黑后呆在这可怕的墓地 是吗 You don't wanna be in this scary graveyard after dark, do ya?
好了 M.J. 我们要走了 All right, M.J., we're leaving!
妈咪 醒醒 我可以驾船了 Mommy, wake up. I get to drive the boat.
把声音开到最大 Now keep the volume really high.
你不会想听无聊的成年人聊天 You don't wanna hear all the boring grown-up talk.
系好安全带 Buckle up.
你会对我们做什么 What are you gonna do to us?
闭嘴 我在想呢 Shut up. I'm trying to think.
大卫 求你了 Dave, please...
那次车祸 我很抱歉 I'm so sorry about that accident.
你不想伤害我和M.J. You don't wanna hurt M.J. Or me.
你是个好人 我了解你 别想分析我 You're a good person. I know you. Don't analyze me.
上回有人这么干 没啥效果 The last guy who tried that didn't do so well.
你逃不掉了 Well, you won't get away with it.
麦克已经报警了 他们在路上了 够了 Mike already called the cops. They're on their way. Enough!
来电 麦克 Incoming call, Mike
苏珊 你在哪 Susan? Where are you?
还没到湖边 Not up at the lake.
麦克 你打乱了我的计划 麦克 You kind of screwed up my plans here, Mike. Mike!
刚才苏珊跟你打个招呼 Oh, and, uh, Susan says hello.
大卫 冷静点 Okay, Dave, take it easy.
你想报仇吗 You want revenge?
让苏珊和M.J.走 冲我来 Let Susan and M.J. Go. Take me instead.
麦克 感觉怎样 How does it feel, Mike,
救不了自己所爱的人 是什么感觉 to know that you can't save the people that you love?
绝望吗 Hopeless?
像是这一辈子都毫无意义了吗 Like your entire life has no meaning?
大卫 求你了 Dave, please.
我离你不远了 我在12号公路上 I-I can't be that far behind you. I'm on route 12.
你在12号公路上吗 You're on route 12?
对对 拜托了 Yeah. Yeah, come on.
不要伤害他们 冲我来吧 You don't wanna hurt them. Let me be the one.
你说得对 应该你来 You're right. You should be the one.
一言为定啊 So we've got a deal?
只要我看到一辆警车 他们俩都得死 If I see one cop car, they're both dead.
没有警察 告诉我到哪里见你 No cops. You just tell me where to meet you.
一直往南开 Keep heading south.
在坎特伯雷路 There's an abandoned gas station
和12号公路交汇处 有个废弃加油站 past the intersection of route 12 and canterbury road.
坎特伯雷路 那是我们... Canterbury road? That's where we...
就是那 Yeah, it is.
眼熟吗 Look familiar?
你要对我们怎样 What are you gonna do to us?
干嘛带我们到这来 Why did you bring us here?
我以为会很诗情画意的 I thought it would be poetic.
麦克随时都会来 Mike should be here any minute.
大卫 求你了 别伤害麦克 Dave, please. Don't hurt Mike.
不是他的错 It wasn't his fault.
对的 是你的错 No. It was your fault.
但他想做英雄 所以 But he wants to be the hero, so...
下去 Get out.
我不会离开M.J.的 I'm not leaving M.J.
M.J.也会来 我要先搞定你 下去 M.j.'s coming. I need to set you up first. Get out.
快点 Now.
带M.J.下来时 不要吓他 Try not to scare M.J. When you bring him here.
事实上 我改主意了 Actually, change of plans.
什么 What?
M.J.和我呆一起 M.j.'s staying with me.
在麦克迅速开过那条路时 He and I are gonna pull into that intersection
M.J.和我将冲出岔口 just as Mike comes barreling down that road.
天哪 Oh, my god.
而麦克杀死你孩子时 And you're gonna stay there and watch
你就待这看着 as Mike kills your child,
就像你杀死我孩子一样 just like you killed mine.
我告诉过你这很诗意的 I told you it was poetic.
大卫 求你了 拜托了 Dave, please. Please.
我无法想像你所经历的痛苦 I cannot imagine the pain you went through,
但你不能这么做 不能杀了我的宝贝 but you can't do this. You can't kill my little boy!
闭嘴 Shut up.
如果你女儿现在能看见你呢 What if your daughter could see you now?!
你想让她看到这样的你吗 Is this how you'd want her to see you?!
杀害无辜小孩的怪物吗 As a monster who could murder an innocent child?!
我不是怪物 I'm not a monster.
大卫 大卫 Dave! Dave!
你不需要这个 You don't need that.
你长大了 You're a big boy now.
麦克 Aah! Aah! Mike!
麦克 麦克 Mike! Mike!
停车 Stop!
不要啊 No!
M.J. M.J.!
M.J. M.j.!
妈妈 Mama!
天哪 你还好吗 Oh, god! Are you okay?
大卫让我下车的 Dave told me to get out of the car.
麦克 Oh! Mike.
麦克 Mike!
爸爸 Daddy!
我们去吃冰淇淋吧 So what do you say we all go out for ice cream?
我很想去 不过我还得工作 Oh, I'd love to, but I brought work home.
又是工作 Again?
是啊 无聊至极 I know. I'm so boring.
要不你俩去吧 Hey, why don't you two go?
好的 我这就带她去 Oh, fine. I'll take her now.
来吧 亲爱的 Come on, sweetie.
等等 Wait.
别走 Don't go.
我们有棉花糖和巧克力 We have marshmallows and chocolate.
我可以做脆香米 I can make s'mores.
你喜欢吗 我的小公主 Would you like that, my little Princess?
喜欢 Yeah! Yeah.
你确定吗 You sure?
你说你有工作 You said you had work.
我可以待会再做 It can wait.
你们俩才是最重要的 I always have time for my girls.
你们母女俩才是最重要的 I always have time for my girls.
两个月后 []
最近 在美景镇长老会教堂里 There was a wedding recently
有一场盛大的婚礼 at Fairview presbyterian church.
牧师宣读婚姻的本质 The minister spoke about the nature of marriage...
给予新生命的至乐 The sublime joy of giving birth...
呵护家庭所得的无与伦比的快乐 The immense pleasure of raising a family...
对婚姻忠诚的重要性 The importance of fidelity...
最后他像所有牧师一样 And then he said what all ministers say
做了最后的结语 to conclude such matters...
可以吻新娘了 You may now kiss the bride.
在这时 For a moment,
新郎还在犹豫他做的抉择 是否正确 the groom wondered if he was doing the right thing.
这时教堂钟声响起 That's when the bells began to ring,
告诉他 是对的 telling him he had.